Thread 725627193

>>725627193 (OP)
it's VR. I don't give a single fuck about that shit.

No it's just Deadlocked (release date)

>>725627356
The game that isn't anywhere remotely ready to launch?

we have done this before anon, hl3 is not confirmed

>>725627398
the release date isn't close

>>725627193 (OP)
16 hours from when? now?

ARTIFACT 2 BAYBEEE

They’re announcing they’ve been bought by Epic and Gordon will be in fortnite

>>725627193 (OP)
>screenshot of random twitter nigger
>being vague

>>725627524
OP is an unreliable tranny faggot as always, anyways here's the xitter post

>>725627193 (OP)
Too little, too late Valve. I don't give a shit about Half Life 3 now. Maybe 10-15 years ago. Also fuck you for making Alyx a VR only game.

if anything, they will announce the new controller. I don't think that Valve will make new games any day soon

>>725627814
>I don't think that Valve will make new games any day soon
They're workiong on Deadlocked atm

>>725627343
fuck yes

>Rockstar stay back.
>Gabe Newell has the upper hand

HALF-LIFE
BLUE SHIFT
TWOOOOOOOOOOO

>>725627193 (OP)
uhhh
in 6 hours all computers will be fried by a solarstorm...

>>725628039
>Rockstar
I got it!
GTA 6 will be delayed until 2027.
That way Half-Life 3 can win Game of the Year in 2026!

>>725628152
>Retarded impossible image just to let the americans know what's sort of happening
Kek

>>725627193 (OP)
>retards believing mlid
LOL

>>725628201
looks correct to me, what do you mean?

>>725628152
gota make dinner Incase it knocks out my power

>>725627193 (OP)
2 more weeks

>>725627193 (OP)
so how will they kill off Gordon?
I hope before that he gets humiliated first

>>725628201
uhm, will it get hot?

I can't wait to take cover behind strategically placed pieces of concrete in a virtual playground while an invincible helicopter tries to kill me. I love feeling like a Hollywood hero. It's the pinnacle of what video games have to offer.
Oh, I love using a crowbar to kill aliens that aren't fun to fight, and also shooting at enemies who don't feel the shots and shoot back until their HP reaches zero, which is when they fall like rag dolls to the ground.
It's so great that Half Life came along and revolutionized shooting games! Imagine playing those obsolete FPS games that came before, where guys thought fast arcade action was a good game, rather than narrative and scripts! LOL!

>>725627193 (OP)
We're not doing this again. Let it go man

>>725627193 (OP)
half life episode 2 part 2 can't come soon enough

>>725628414
such cynicism for a 13 year old

>>725627193 (OP)
who gives a shit?
t. consoomer of the og hl

Interesting stuff.

>>725627814
>new controller

While I want to hope, because I love Alyx and want to hold her hand, I feel like if they were even REMOTELY close to announcing anything, they'd have done it at Half Life 1's 25th anniversary.

>>725627193 (OP)
>>725627729
>its a new controller or a patch to their VR
whoa.

>>725628201
isn't daily mail a UK tabloid?

>>725628825
the only difference between uk and usa is one of them drinks tea while the other cola

>>725628458
It's time for people to start seeing Half Life for what it is. A game for normalfags to feel like heroes in scripted situations.
I have nothing against that, in fact, I think it's great that there's variety, but it's sad when a game that's basically a big linear action-movie-like interactive experience, influences the minds of consumer cattle so much that even fucking Doom 3 decided to take this path (ironically, the worst Doom ever made).
Fortunately, the world of single-player shooters has somewhat recovered from the influence of Half Life. I think it's only fair now to start talking about that game for what it really is, and not for what unimaginative normalfags think it is.

>>725628414
>>725628894
>im so glad FPS games are no longer like Half Life
ah, so that explains why FPS games are so fucking dogshit now, thanks.

>>725628894
>the world of single-player shooters has somewhat recovered from the influence of Half Life
Provide examples or be banished from this board for ever.

>>725627193 (OP)
nothing will happen, just like last time you fags started getting excited

>>725627193 (OP)
There better be a non VR version of the game for fuck's sake.

>>725629158
my finest chud sir

>>725627343
Sadly it's flatscreen.

>>725627193 (OP)
64 life
32 life
16 Life
8 Life
4 Life
2 LIFE
ONE LIFE
HALF LIFE
QUARTER LIFE
THE WRIIIIST GAAAAAMEEEEE

>>725628152
>>725628396
fuck you solar storm RAM IS EXPENSIVE DONT FRY MY PC I cant afford another one
holy shit guys how do i protect my pc, will aluminium foil help?

>>725629421
literally just unplug it

>>725627193 (OP)
I don’t want Half-Life 3. I want Artifact.

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

>>725629421
Just unplug it tomorrow and you'll be fine

lmao schizos

Half-Life X: A Gatcha Game for Steam Deck :^)

>>725629490
>>725629421
it arrives today! in 5 hours

>>725629158
yeah, I'm skipping it this time

When will you learn?

>>725627193 (OP)
Not interested if they don't continue from the end of Episode 2. My guess is they probably reboot the story to appeal to Gen Z and we never know what happens after Episode 2.

>>725628152
This is my dream
>massive solar storm wipes out electronics
>between 2 years 80% of the zoomer and gen alpha population is dead because they dont have AI to ask what to do

Gabe is fat fat fat fat fat fat
fat fat fat
5 more years yw

>>725627343
>It's VR
Good. Fuck VRlets

>>725627193 (OP)
you know how valve is with Half-Life franchise, they always want to innovate and there hasn't been a new technology in the vidya industry since Alyx, so what new thing will HL3 bring to the table?

>>725627814
>I don't think that Valve will make new games any day soon
Why not? They made Alyx 5 years ago and have been working on a game codenamed HLX since then.

>>725627193 (OP)
it is just going to be deadlock trailer+ meet the vids

>>725629629
brother, they did a study on western populations and what would happen if they lost power for a sustained amount of time. basically, more than 90% of people will die.

>>725629561
what exact time

>>725627193 (OP)
they're gonna anounce some new shitty peripheral for subhumans, like streamer headsets or some shit

>>725628430
Oh, but we ARE doing this again. For real this time. It's genuinely and unironically happening now.

>>725628152
S-should I be worried?

>>725630963
no, nothing ever happens

New Index or Deck.
Source: My ass which has a portal to Valve HQ after a chili con carne induced resonance cascade.

>>725627343
fuuuuck please dont be

>>725628794
That's not how Valve does things. They announce shit only when it's practically done, a couple months away max.

>>725629609
We see what happens after episode 2 in Alyx.

>>725630963
Nothing ever happens, even if something happens.

>>725628825
shut up mutt

>>725630963
Hope I go out like that, kino

>>725628365
who will be his abby?