Thread 725639861

Why are dishonest woke tourists preetending Movie peach isnt a girlboss?

She looks horrible.

>>725639861 (OP)
I made a deliberate decision to not have any opinion on cartoon for toddlers.

is this an actual shot from the movie? also when will the models be leaked, for reasons

>>725640057
Americans ruin everything

>>725639861 (OP)
I dont care i shes a girlboss, i never liked Peach

>>725639861 (OP)
it's not okay when nintendo does it

>pick bitch Brie Larson to play star mommy
>not Taylor Swift
I hate Nintendo lot…

>>725639861 (OP)
Bowser will perform a factory reset on her settings

>>725639861 (OP)
>>725640038
>>725640057
>>725640116
>>725640262
>t.

>>725639861 (OP)
What is wrong with being a girl boss?

>>725639861 (OP)
As a lifelong Peach fan, I have never seen the movie and as such Peach's portrayal in it has zero bearing on my life.

>>725639861 (OP)
no is remotely pretending she isn't girlboss. Woke tards love that shit and Chuds want one to bully them.

>>725640421
>soijak
Opinion in the trash

>>725639861 (OP)
It makes sense to why Bowser likes her. She does look reptilian now.

>>725639861 (OP)
She’s been playable since super Mario bros 2/ usa. I think they did prop her up at the expense of Mario in the first movie. But she’s lived in the mushroom kingdom all her life while Mario needed to train to be capable.

>>725640464
You're missing out, they upgraded her in the movie.

>>725640464
Same with Cowboy Bebop, One Piece, Castlevania and DMC by Nu-etflix

>>725640262
I would rather somebody broadly disliked like Larson over somebody who's popular but only with one demographic for something that's meant to have wide appeal

>>725640665
Not worth pirated

>>725640421
rent free

>>725639861 (OP)
How can she have an overbearing girlboss personality if she doesn't have a personality?

>>725639861 (OP)
>girlboss
Tico taco paco fresco amigo peso eduardo nacho sombrero de la spicspicspic...

>>725640057
based

>>725639861 (OP)
Girlboss Peach was the worst part of the first movie, doubling down on it makes me pass.

>>725639861 (OP)
theyre not woke tourists, theyre just nintencels. they will literally defend anything.

>>725640116
What's the name of the series on the right?

>>725639861 (OP)
Holy uncanny valley

>>725639861 (OP)
Despite being athletically accomplished, she doesn't really do much on her own initiative outside the obstacle course.
She doesn't fight for the Kong army, she's basically going to turn around and go home until Mario decides to fight DK.
She surrenders to Bowser to spare her people and only fights back once Mario and DK are causing chaos on the ground.
She doesn't even claim the Starman for herself in Brooklyn, she tosses it over to Mario and Luigi to finish Bowser

>>725640116
both are trash

>>725641057
It will be banned soon in west.
Mc is rapist, pe-o and inc-t

>>725639861 (OP)
How do you justify sperging out over a kids movie without sounding autistic?

>>725639861 (OP)
>trailer gives nearly all action scene focus to peach and rosalina
Grim.

>>725641162
true

>>725640606
thats a woahjak you dumbfuck

>>725641262
Apparently they took the same memo from The Witcher about having the main protagonist who is the name of the show and putting him in the back seat for the much cooler females.

>>725639861 (OP)
I haven't watched this movie yet because movie peach

>>725640649
>But she’s lived in the mushroom kingdom all her life while Mario needed to train to be capable.
Not saying you aren't wrong, but let's reverse the genders here. How often do female heroes ever need to train to be capable in modern media? Seems like men are expected to undergo a hero's journey while women just are strong and capable right away.

>>725640116
Eris's return is going to a nuke. Can't wait.

The worst part about this artsyle is that it would look horrifying in real life if it stood in your bedroom at night

>>725639861 (OP)
The movie backhandedly called any who complain about this children, likening you to the Lumas wanting to have more about the Plumbers rather than these side characters whose names aren't even in the title of the movie.

>>725639861 (OP)
oh great, these threads again? get a grip these movies are for babies

>>725641696
And I feel bad for the little boys the most. They have to outsource any heroic male figures from Japan because America doesn't want to give them any.

>>725639861 (OP)
Peach has ALWAYS been like that, ericsnoy.

Why are all these children movies full of girl boss crap.

>>725641696
These movies are made for all audiences, this isn't a kid's movie, this is a movie that is intended to be watched by everyone.

>>725641696
>hurrr stop complaining
no, you get a grip, i was watching better shit as a baby

>>725641780
Peach wasn't freaking made to look better than mario you are so full of shit like rest of your deformed kind.

>>725641797
Population control so that women grow up to be childless and slave labor for corporations.

>>725641780
no she fucking wasnt you fucking retard woketard
you can be capable but also be girly and kind at the same time dishonest faggot

>>725639861 (OP)
She is a girlboss.
She's also the princess of the mushroom kingdom with no sitting king, which means she HAS to be the girlboss, even if she really isn't on the inside. That's how it is with leadership and power, anyone who says differently is a fool.

>>725641968
Explain the games then

>>725641194
But what's it's name?

>>725641950
>>725641884
Eric you need to save your energy for tomorrow's melty. Palworld still lost btw.

>>725640116
Left is ugly but right all have same face syndrome.

>>725640745
Casual Rosalina play a freaking guitar but stick it girls boss instead, how Nintendo messed her character up?

>>725641950
movie peach isn't girly?

>>725641968
Girlbosses are a perversion because they're actually a mockery of masculine behavior and the writers write them from the perspective a penis envy rather than taking into account the natural inclination of femininity but rather is an erasure of femininity. We used to have strong female character that weren't just women pretending to be men without a reality check.

>>725642082
get your boogeyman out of your ass
I love pokemon

>>725640421
>mass reply meltdown

My take on Peach girlboss will always be this:

Peach was a damsel in distress in the original Mario games but it was always incredibly in the background of the story and focus on the fact was rarely given. Despite this feminists had a massive problem with it and it was a big thing to complain about.

In the much more story-driven Mario film by illumination they put a 180 on this but proceed to then shove it in your face that Peach is not only strong and independent but also far more competent than Mario who becomes the butt of the joke as a result.

Why should I be ok with this when it's shove in my face when they were bothered about it being a minor detail in the background when the shoe was on the other foot?

>>725642160
>Mature Leaf, Lyra, May, Dawn, and Hilda for SMT crossover games
Imagine…

>>725640649
Being playable =/= girlboss, dumbfuck

>>725642116
>gets threatened with kidnapping
>uses the powers/abilities she knows she has to defend herself
>retard screams GIRLBOSS

if only people actually had some kind of empathy with the characters instead of thinking EVERYTHING is made to hurt their feefees

Every single scene is just girlboss crap
and defender squad will oink like a pig on reddit and xitter

>>725640649
>MB2 and Doki Doki Panic
>dream sequence
lmao

>>725642361
Oink Oink.
Piggy squeel more excuses are we oink oink.

>>725642160
>feet in the concept art
Based.

>>725641770
>any heroic male figures from Japan not made by Sony or Nintendo
Ftfy

>>725642410
>>725642361
pathetic shills

>>725642045
Mushoku Tensei

redditors will shit their pants on excitement when they see some shitty girl trying to act tough.

>>725642346
If she was so competent why didn't she fight Donkey Kong and Bowser herself?

>>725639861 (OP)
I personally don't like the trailer
first of all bowser seem pathetic
Mario and Luigi regular people
the actions scene highlight was rosalina and peach
this doesn't feel like movie where mario does action and fights which is kinda the point of him being hero on his own story.

>>725642641
Yes that's a plot hole.

>>725639861 (OP)
Coping Eric spear?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2QGhJu7oYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGYYCGIuyBs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPk8m1ZkJO8

>>725639861 (OP)
Peach's personality in movie 1: Girlboss
Rosalina's personality in movie 2: Girlboss
We're getting a third movie with Daisy and she's going to be a girlboss too, isn't she?

>>725641128
Regular Peach would've done the same. But she has an excuse- she has fully enveloped herself in the role of a ruler. She is powerful physically, but she's also powerful royally, if her people can do it for her, she won't act by herself. She won't lead her people into battle, but she will support them if needed.
Girlboss Peach pretends to be an action girl, but then does nothing.

>>725642641
>Donkey Kong
Because Mario just happened to end up being the one to fight him.

>Bowser
She did and won in their first encounter. Second she surrendered off-screen because they were put into a corner where Mario HAD to be the big hero.

>>725642513
>>725642552
Learn to read before you comment

>>725642718
No, Daisy's going to be a girlfailure.

>>725639861 (OP)
She's known how to fight since SMB2.

>>725642928
Being playable =/= girlboss
you fucking retard, she still fought in a delicate and very princess like way and even smash she uses her fucking ass as an attack
she has nothing of that in the movie

>>725642986
Well the DIC cartoons will make you seethe then.

>>725642928
>he writes in reply to her wearing a man's outfit in a movie trailer

>>725640116
>everything is better as a harem
reality is boring already add another layer of fantasy everything has to have a fault somewhere.

>>725642160
>>725642535
>drew feet in the concept art
>when you can't even see her feet in game
>artist did it to show her socks
>which you also can't see in game
Despite everything, there's still a few reasons to love GameFreak.

>>725642864
She won’t failed. Trust in ours tomboy.

>>725643039
What does the DiC cartoon have to do anything with it? Even there peach was still allowed to be girly and not put down mario, you are a retard, even the anime movie does a better peach than your slop

>>725642641
same reason why mario didn't won those fights without help

>>725643169
Post face.

>>725643207
>why should the main character with the title of the movie win his fights, he should be second fiddle
Yes and that's a negative point to the first movie. This movie will make less movies because of the girlboss fatigue and The Witcher is a reminder of this, audience goodwill is fragile and society is burnt out watching subversive nasty females larping as men.

>>725643123
I mean, they do have “Freak” in their name.

Mmmh I love seeing all the incels here whine over a children's video game girl!
You lost as evidenced by the first movie and.....

....now that we have DOUBLE the sexy action girls in this film, I'm excited for DOUBLE the meltdown from you virgins!
Oh life is swell!

>>725642986
>moving the goalpost
I’m glad we agree that Peach knows how to fight. Concession accepted.

>>725640116
>gets shoved into story just to make finn suffer
>fucks off afterward
fuck cinnamon bun

i just want good 3d peach porn, is it too much to ask???

>>725643457
eat shit retard

>>725643315
>>725643507
Nobody talked about her being able to fight making her a girlboss but her personality and demeanor, youre the one moving goalposts.
I accept your concession

>>725642160
>>725642864

>>725643506
You’re excited for annoying endless shit posting?

>>725643586
>N-NO U!
See?

>>725643136
They'll do the "she peaked in high school" thing, have Peach tell Mario about the great accomplishments of the Princess of Sarasaland and how they really need her for the boss of the day, and then they come up to her room and it's all messy and she's slobbing on a sofa in her underwear snacking on some nuts and watching or reading something.

>>725642784
Post eyes color

>>725643457
I fucking hate men so fucking much am I right fellow queen?

>>725643639
I'm excited for endless incels exposing themselves as losers yes
Imagine getting mad at a children's movie portrayal of a fictional video game princess kek

>>725643676
>no argument
concession accepted

>>725642784
Oink Oink fat piggy
>I love movie peach how could you tell

>>725643767
yes, xister! so much yes!

>>725643931
No argument? I know I'm right kek

Will Luigi fill his diaper? Will Mario get gelded?

>>725643586
Post face.

>>725643996
>this movie wasn't made for you
Okay, have fun taking the girls to the Mario movie lmao

>>725644312
I will! My children enjoyed the first movie, I'm sure they'll enjoy the second!
Have fun erm....arguing about the movie? PFFFFTTTT

>>725644312
Would be nice if boys were allowed to have fun being taken to the movie too

>>725639861 (OP)
Peach and Rosalina are for the little girl role model crowd and must look awesome and strong as fuck. Deal with it.

>>725644418
They'll get their chance when the movie comes out.

YOU ARE MISTER GAAAAAY
WAHOOOOO

>>725644418
yeah media for young men is becoming harder to come by. One would think a Mario movie would prioritize the male demographic, but no it's got to be about women.

>>725644508
So long as they don't mind Mario and Luigi getting second billing to Peach and Rosalina save the very end where they get in the last blow, sure.

Why do nintendo players always love lgbt and games for children so much

>>725643783
Stay mad, femcel

>>725644508
Worked great for The Witcher.

>>725644721
Mad? I'm having fun laughing!
Look above you!
>>725644708

>>725644421
They've been little girl role models since the beginning though, they didn't need any changes to fulfill that role in the movie. Royal princess Peach, motherly princess Rosalina and tomboy princess Daisy. All they had to do is approach someone more competent than Illumination.

>>725639861 (OP)
I am way more upset at what they did to Mario and Luigi than peach.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqDcN6Oac2k

>>725644638
>where they get in the last blow
Bad bet, Nintendo is like 6 years behind on the culture war. First Mario movie was a girlboss movie from 2014, this one is going to feel like 2019.

>>725644774
Guys I think he is gonna cry

Oh boy, I can't wait for history to repeat itself again and election tourists will 180 themselves and claim Galaxy is not woke.

>>725644658
turning popeye into a "yipee wahoo" mickey mouse and then into some pathetic loser who supports a girl no matter what has to be some kind of fetish.
This whole humiliation ritual is a fetish and they get off to that.

>>725644953
>rosalina was never a girlboss, she only saved the entire universe from collapse that one time!!!

Guess she wasn't girl boss enough.

>>725644953
The dust settled and people don't like the first Mario movie, but nice try. You reversed the Honeymoon period, the first Mario movie isn't culturally relevant much like the Minecraft movie and will age like milk and I bet the live action 90s movie will be more culturally relevant in 2050 than either of these movies other than being a case and point of woke madness rotting the media industry.

>>725645107
The hateful female that writes this movie oozes into the script, you don't even remember what it was like to have a female that wasn't just a mad feminist with penis envy.

>>725645107
But did she stop bowser and need mario's help
the key word Mario not peach not herself but Mario peach was the one who mario saved

>>725645114
>>725645107
>Election tourist cope already happening
sony lost, trump lost
Nintendo won. hollywood won

>>725640116
>generic isekai garbage
watchet that anime. dropped out of it after the elf got raped by him because it's such a goddamn uninteresting slop even a random chatbot can write a more interesting media.
and the one in the left is even his teacher from when he was a kid. fucking porn has better storytelling than some nip writing "and then I had sex with her" over and over again.

>>725645263
>Predator BADlands flopped
Hollywood still taking Ls left and right

>>725641194
You need to touch grass.

>>725645351
In your delusional world that ignoresGalaxy being another massive success.
Keep crying.

>first Mario movie trailer comes out
>"OMG WHY IS PEACH A GIRLBOSS WHO DOES EVERYTHING!? MARIO DOESN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING IN THE MOVIE!"
>Mario ends up doing everything in the movie while Peach had like 2 scenes to herself
>second Mario movie trailer comes out
>"OMG WHY IS PEACH AND ROSALINA A GIRLBOSS WHO DOES EVERYTHING!? MARIO DOESN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING IN THE MOVIE!"

It's like they can't help but be retarded. Maybe this is why they keep buying $70 games and getting mad at them being bad, they have no long term memory

>>725645449
Galaxy will flop because every movie that has subversive girlbosses flop now because people are bored of those movies. The first movie was a bait and switch and people still talk about how annoying Peach was. I would be very nervous :) I don't have to be nervous because I don't care to see this movie because it looks like they doubled down on everything I didn't like in the first movie and I'm the quintessential tourist normie.

>>725642864
Dateable.

>>725645564
Rosalina takes down a giant robot and is voiced by queen of wokeness Brie Larson. To deny the girlboss allegations is pure cope.

>>725645775
Tendie marketers defend anything please understand
At some point they even defended censorship

>>725642123
No, but she is still a bit of a Mary Sue.

>>725645853
She comes off as a cunt because she has the power and chooses not to do anything and instead toys with Mario.

>>725643506
>"Princess" Rosalina
THESE FUCKING TALENTLESS HACKS, ROSIE IS NOT CALLED PRINCESS ANYWHERE

>>725645775
Isn't brie an outspoken life long tendies that even bought the wii u? I felt like she was phoning in her role in the mcu but she love nintendo so maybe she'll bring her a-game here.

>>725643506
>megaleg
KINO

>>725645613
>Election tourist cope is already reaching this point and we've still a half year from the movie's release.
Keep seething, Galaxy will be successful just like the first movie.

>>725646184
>half a year for people to get even more tired of culture war bullshit

>>725646253
I should say this is very ironic given this girlboss shit is exactly why Brie's MCU career was canceled. lmao. The Marvels also had a very, very long hype cycle and ragebait and it flopped so bad.

>>725646253
Given the last election was total repudiation of culture war bullshit being waged by election tourists.
Good.

>>725643506
is there a webm of Mario doing something badass like this

>>725645564
>Mario ends up doing everything in the movie while Peach had like 2 scenes to herself
You mean the contrived scene where bowser lets toad walk around free to give Peach and Ice Flower and Peach is somehow able to completely freeze bowser and only gets caught off guard from accidentally lighting king bob-omb’s fuse and exploding?

>>725646380
Weird because Predator Badlands was a movie that came out last week and it flopped which seems more relevant to this movie.

>>725639861 (OP)
tendies gotta defend their masters' """intellectual""" property, no matter how dogshit it is

>>725646253
All the more reason to get into the class war.

>>725646513
The sad thing is that they go around threads ordering people to stop buying games for being BlackRock or some shit yet they are the first ones to consume kek

>>725646569
Yes, the upper middle class women who drink $20 lattes who wrote this movie are my enemy too.

>>725643783
You see, children's movies affect kids' personalities and tastes. If they see women like that, they will like women like that, and when they grow up in 10 years it'll turn into an epidemic.

>>725646463
>Whatabout
Interesting how you're ignoring how the mario movie was a massive success even though it was woke.
And Galaxy will be one too.
Keep coping.

>>725645564
C’mon, even Charri5 complained about Peach in the first movie: https://youtu.be/IqDcN6Oac2k?si=ocP-BTHzg_NdnoGe

>>725646657
I was more referring to this: https://youtu.be/dDJa1_fLVeA?si=JrS9h3QnA88hjIpO

>>725640649
Mario was still the hero who saved the mushroom kingdom but the film makers made sure mario didnt directly save peach, I thought it was fine. The biggest problem was the movie felt generic, should have been better overall but they went for the safe option, not the worst movie but should have been great.

>>725645564
>Peach is blatantly better at Mario than anything
>He just barely managed to bullshit luck his way through his fight with Donkey Kong
>He was only able to stand even the slightest chance against Bowser because of Luigi and a Power Star

>>725645564
great, now i can't even search for rosalina fanart because is guaranteed to have this kind of sentiment.

>>725641696
>again
Yep, expect a few more years of seethe because of the Mario Galaxy movie.

>>725645564
>Peach is blatantly better at Mario at everything
>He just barely managed to bullshit luck his way through his fight with Donkey Kong
>He was only able to stand even the slightest chance against Bowser because of Luigi and a Power Star

/v/ niggas will memoryhole images like these because they go against the current narrative.

>>725641469
Men going on a heroes journy goes way back to ancient greek stories as a metaphor for young experienced men finally becoming strong men.
Women will never understand this concept, so game devs/film makers just make women good at everything because women don't understand the sacrifice needed to become strong.

>>725639861 (OP)
stop talking about this calarts gentrification of a fucking movie

>>725647620
It's not like the hero's journey actually exists in reality anymore (the idea that "if you follow the call to adventure and endure hardship, you'll come back reborn into an even better and more successful version of yourself"), so it's no wonder they've stopped pushing that narrative structure in favor of "you're either born into the position and get everything for free, or you get jack shit" narratives that just so happen to favor the ones with functioning vaginas.

>>725645775
>>725645837
Ah grifters...it's always funny to see them be wrong

I'm so fucking tired of culture war bullshit. I wish it was banned outside /pol/.

>>725646405
Yeah! Check out the trailer!

>>725648143
>Ubisoft game

>>725640649
>little girl turns up in strange world
>adopted by mushroom men and made a princess
>protected by all the dangers of the world
>mentions she passed the training gauntlet first time
Compared to mario and luigi, who wenr through hell and had personal growth.
This isnt a good role model for girls,
>you can have everything with no effort
On the plus side boys might learn something about sacrifice, importance of family and hard work

>>725648146
Media is inherently political nowadays, though. You're asking for the removal of /v/, /co/, /tv/, /lit/, /mu/ and all the other media boards.

>>725639861 (OP)
even women said she is too much of a girlboss

>>725639861 (OP)
Eh she kinda is but she isn't annoying or obnoxious.

>>725648235
>It's unrealistic that a girl who was raised by Toads her entire life wouldn't be able to do the obstacle course on her first try considering she spent her life growing up around Toads who did shit like that daily
>it's even more unrealistic that Mario, who is from a more realistic world, would need to practice all night after suddenly being thrown into another world and having the pressure of needing to rescue his brother who is in danger
Do you grifters even hear yourselves

>>725643751
>>725643849
Is >>725642986 a piggy too jeets?

>>725648146
You're blaming the messenger rather than blaming the problem itself

>>725644579
We get Space King at least

>>725640038
I'd still drain that futa cock.

>>725648480
>reading comprehension
Read what i wrote again until you understand it before writing rerarded bullshit. Im just embarrassed for you

>>725648480
>boot up super mario bros and press start.
>Mario can do all that shit on the first screen just by pressing A and B
Did you not play the game?

>>725648710
Snoy opinion

>>725648752
>The movie that isn't a 1:1 adaption does stuff....DIFFERENTLY!????
fucking kek

UHHHH GRIFTERBROS!?
I THOUGHT YOU TOLD ME SHE WAS A GIRLBOSS WHO DIDN'T ACT LIKE HERSELF??
WHY IS SHE BEING MOTHERLY HERE!????

>>725647398
https://youtu.be/3NrivOU_quY?si=Wo_JURUZUj17VjTg

>>725648942
>UHHHH GRIFTERBROS!?
>le grifter buzzword
explain how am I making money from expressing my honest opinion over your wokewashed slop

>>725647821
Blame capitalism, not gender.

>>725649047
If I had a vagina, I could just fuck my way to great success.
My penis doesn't allow me to do that, I just get called a sex pest and end up on the national workplace blacklist because all of these fuckers are in cahoots with each other.

>>725648143
Wasn’t she still possessed by the bad guy in that game though?

>>725649043
You see leftists do this thing called projection, where they actually inverse the truth and then project their motivations and behavior onto you. You see, them marketing a video game movie isn't grifting but you telling your opinion about why it doesn't appeal to you is grifting.

>>725649047
Capitalism favors that gender thoughever

>>725648961
>Mighty nog
Shant click.
Dude went insane after Floyd.

>>725640116
>pedo tensei
>isekai shit
you sure picked up a gigantic piece of garbage to represent the weebshit retardo

>>725649047
Women are always the source of all problems including war

>>725649168
>My penis doesn't allow me to do that, I just get called a sex pest and end up on the national workplace blacklist because all of these fuckers are in cahoots with each other.
What did you do that got you called that?

>all this complaining about "MUH GIRLBOSSES"
>literally only one complaint in this entire thread about how Bowser is a completely emasculated soiboi now and that he's likely going to be a talking comedic relief macguffin that doesn't actually do anything cool
Women already won. You've stopped caring about one of the most macho characters in this whole shindig.

>>725649218
You are delusional if you think the american “left” is actually left.

>>725649415
You really don't realize he's just pretending to be changed so he can be changed back to normal?

>>725649479
Wow lmao. You people really do lie about everything and can't even meme. Everything you do is a lie.

>>725649183
yes, she also doesn't actually solo the boss on her own
She needs everyone else to donate energy to power up a big laser.
Despite her cosmically important role, Rosalina has never been portrayed as 'stronger' than any other important character.

>>725649342
Keep telling yourself that, it’s the system that is the problem.

>>725649313
cope westoid

>>725649043
>>725649218
Aw poor grifties

>>725649689
The system is only a problem because the men in charge of it wanted to score some pussy from sluts who were grateful their male overlords gave them women's rights.

>>725649560
He's slow, give him some time. All these /pol/ idiots are

>>725649751
>no explanation
I accept your concession amerifat

>>725649663
Liberals are not left-wing, dude. They are centrist at best and center-right at worst.

>>725648692
Rosalina’s morning star wands

>>725639861 (OP)
What's a girlboss and why should I care?

>>725649663
Inaccurate. The "me" stickman should've been forcibly pushed into the center as it moved and then be called a "FENCESITTING CENTRIST KEK!" by the conservative, proceeding to earn the ire of both sides for not immediately picking a side and swearing eternal allegiance to it.

>>725649871
as I already stated you lie about everything, you're just a demon who will say anything, my response to you is for the audience's benefit

>>725648182
> wanted Mario doing something badass
> its a split second of him on a dirtbike in sandworld and a quick cut of him possibly fighting Bowser Jr
I want to believe they're saving cool Mario moments for the full movie but considering how the last movie went its probably going to be the final scene in the movie

>>725649663
>left: pedophiles aren't cool, man
>right: has a LITERAL PEDOPHILE RAPIST as president
>you: but i like pedophiles!
wew lad

>>725649938
>I'm a centrist
>proceeds to talk like a leftist

>>725645114
>the live action 90s movie will be more culturally relevant in 2050
Maybe if you're a Snyderfag

>Mario BROS movie
>Luigi in the cuck cage for the whole runtime until the end
Why'd you remind me of this shit

>>725650097
The entire political scene is pedophiles, retard. Everyone has skeletons in their closets. You don't gain the power to influence an entire country and not be some kind of degenerate freak.
Historically speaking, it's ALWAYS been a matter of "which turd smells the least terrible", because wow, would've thought? Being powerful means you're exempt from the very rules you established by being powerful! Which means you can get away with a lot of things most would consider deplorable at their most generous, extremely illegal at their worst!

>>725650231
It's actually surprising how many little things make me mad about the first movie including Seth Rogan's Donkey Kong.

>>725649938
Horseshoe theory bullshit.

>>725650105
>i hate jews!
>i hate blacks!
>i hate indians!
>I hate women!
such diversity!

I can't wait for the Zelda movie where Link manages to defeat one (1) Deku Baba while Zelda does everything else.

>>725650339
kill yourself pedophile apologist you are literal scum

>>725648143
Rosalina being powerful isn't what people are worried about (or at least, I'm not), she was plenty OP in Galaxy too. The concern is whether or not she'll have an awful personality.

>>725650456
Who said I was an apologist? You're the one pretending the left isn't full of pedos and that it's exclusively a right wing problem.
I want total systematic death so every single pedo trash gets the rope and burns in hell for all eternity, or at least reincarnates into a child sex slave in a third world shithole so they get to experience what they put countless children through across the decades.

>>725650470
>she was plenty OP in Galaxy too
Why didn't she fight Bowser, then?

I like femdom so this is a win for me.
Please brainwash women into liking it as well

>>725650339
Cope.

>>725639861 (OP)
It's a kids movie by Illumination. I'm not dying on that hill.

>>725650665
See
>>725650593

>>725642864
>a conventionally attractive person in every possible way... but she's poor
Woah... so unconventional... am I even normal for being attracted to this??

>>725650381
there is not a soul anywhere who hates those groups more vividly than members of those same groups

>>725650593
>>725650692
Liberals are not “the left”.

>>725645342
>dropped out of it after the elf got raped by him
we just making shit up now? if anything she drugged and raped him.

>>725650596
idk, probably the same reason the Light Goddesses or whatever don't fight Ganon.

>>725641253
I imagine no self-awareness plus a "My autism is justified" mentality.

>>725650760
>erm, ackshually,
ALL. POLITICIANS. ARE. PEDOPHILES. BURN THE SYSTEM TO THE FUCKING GROUND. ROPE ALL OF THEM. BULLET BETWEEN THE EYES FOR ALL OF THEM. SLIT THEIR THROATS. DEATH BY ANAL BLEEDOUT.
I cannot POSSIBLY make myself anymore clear.

>>725649770
I have a terrible truth for you. It's all capitalism.
Before women had rights, it was common to joke about how women were much less frugal than men. Eventually someone realized women were frivolous with more than just clothes and make-up and shoes, they spend more in literally every market that has an even distribution of male and female customers. They buy more cigarettes, they buy more hygiene items, they buy more medicine, they buy more groceries, paradoxically they eat out more, they go to entertainment venues more and spend more at them, they're even more willing to pay more money for basic necessities.
But when women couldnt really work to earn money they usually had to go through their husband (or some other man) first to get any substantial amount of spending money. But by forcing the idea that men and women are "equal" ("equal" translating to "literally exactly the fucking same in all aspects" instead of "having the same human rights"), women are given the same jobs with the same salaries and are permitted to buy more and thus end up spending more than if a man had earned that money.

>>725639861 (OP)
What do you expect her character to do? Just stand around while all the other characters do stuff? No thanks

>>725650837
I theorize that the Triforce actually IS the goddesses, when they created the world they sacrificed their bodies and turned into the Triforce.

>>725650904
Cheer for mario, give him a smooch. What she has been doing since forever

>>725647821
And unfortunately this just means that men, especially white men, are just kinda mediocre at everything and must look to their superior female counterparts to guide them.

>>725650869
You do understand that by classifying everyone as the same you are effectively taking blame off actual pedophiles, right? Oh they're all the same. No, they are not, you are literally protecting a pedophile right now by syaing he is no worse than literally everyone else, despite no evidence to back that up. Your screeching changes nothing, pedophile apologist. Unironically kill yourself

>>725650869
So you admit you are a revolutionary then, which is inherently left-wing.

>>725650470
Well considering
>>725648942

>>725650837
They did drown him that one time, so more than Rosalina ever did.

>>725650904
That's almost all Luigi did in the first movie really.

>>725650994
I don’t see you complaining about WHITE women being privileged and ignoring the suffering of non-white people around the globe.

>>725639861 (OP)
We're really doing this whole thing again?

>>725651146
lol 'suffering of non-white people' as though white women's suicidal empathy for them isn't the primary thing that's been destroying our society.

>>725651074
Only because he was going to win and the eternal cycle of "good VS evil" would've ended because of it, they immediately go hands-off again after the Great Flood because now the balance is back in order and good is able to prevail against evil on its own.
They throw Ganon a bone from time to time when it looks like good is about to truly overpower evil too, Twilight Princess literally only happened because of "a divine prank" where Ganon suddenly awoke to his Triforce of Power mere moments before his execution.

>>725651146
any nonwhite is basically landowning aristocracy when they come to a first world country

>>725651241
>white women's suicidal empathy for them
You don’t pay attention to what liberal white women actually say and do? It’s the opposite.

>>725650837
The Three Goddesses left, so they aren't really relevant.
Hylia probably would do something if she wasn't busy re-incarnating all the time (and when Zelda does get her powers working, she tends to at least try helping).
The reason Rosalina doesn't fight is because her only role is take care of Lumas. She doesn't need to be able to fight to do that, so her vague magic powers aren't geared towards fighting. And in 3d world she's not any better than the other characters.

>>725639861 (OP)
Because if you expose her demeanor as bitchy, cunty, and woke, and put a label on it, which in this case is "girlboss" it makes disruptive behavior manageable rather than chaos. That's a threat to their narrative, and they hate that. The people that push this kind of shit are anarchists, and their main goal is chaos and disruption of sources of enjoyment by western civilization to disrupt their society.

There's your full truth take it or leave it, served to you on a silver platter. Queue the israeli shills.

>>725639861 (OP)
>Chuds and PC Vegans melting down.
It will sell billions, like the first movie, and will set as the main personality of Peach and Rosalina in the games as well moving foward.
Stay mad. The pendulum isn't real, the left AND Nintendo is still winning and will continue to win.

>>725650105
>Yes, the rich did indeed cause that problem
vs
>Do chemtrails cause hurricanes or simply make us gay?

>>725651241
what's destroying our society are the hordes of weak "men" incapable of forming families who will blame everything but themselves for their failure. look around, you have a front row seat to them right here

>>725650053
The description doesn't make me trust a leftist either, they're still complaining about the alot of same things that don't benefit me in any way to lock arms with them about. I don't care about anti-white rhetoric and subversions in my video games or politics. I don't want them there. Leftists support that the same as liberals, which is why they are both under the progressive umbrella. Even seem to get this shit splashed on them now.

>>725651595
Cool, so where are all the games where Peach is a take-charge snarky badass girlboss?
I remember that iconic "this is her now" moment in Mario Wonder where she shoved the boys aside and went "Sorry Mario, this Princess is gonna be in another castle..." and then solo'd the level and whooped Bowser Jr's ass all by herself.
Oh, wait...

>>725651360
Keep gaslighting.

>>725651595
It is a bit dissapointing, since nintendo has a rabid enough fanbase they could push some based shit
Like angry birds did

>>725651734
You do realize that a lot of video game like Metal Gear Solid and Final Fantasy VII were inherently political, right? https://youtu.be/MiOjxRvBCBU?si=47KggXzLtm5QKaCW

>>725652016
Fairly disingenuous calling your crayon drawing modern stories art and in the same category or nuance as games from 20+ years ago. So I'll like, just not buy the modern games! Thanks! :)

>>725652183
Metal Gear Solid delta is a game that came out just a few months ago and is very political. Same with the VII Remakes.

>>725651663
And how many cats do you own?

>>725651595
Hey woketard shouldnt you be busy policing nintendo to censore your un-woke games

>>725640116
I mean, we see Finn’s gender swapped version fiona also have love issues as well in the new season and wants her “happily ever after”.
Also, there are far better examples than the cringey game you chose for the right image.

>>725640116
let me guess

the one on the right is yet another isekai where the MC is overpowered for no reason and he gets to restart life from scratch despite being a completely loser before he got truck-kun'd

>>725649663
cons have been going further and further left
>homos are okay actually
>trans are okay actually
the only thing they conserve is the state of israel
videogames

>>725652543
Even then, Fiona's way better off than Finn because she isn't shaping up to be the Adventure Time crew's designated punching bag.
I would've been fine with him having the whole arc about learning to stop chasing after girls to focus on being a hero, and then that comes with the inherent implication that he'll find the right one eventually if he just sticks to being himself and doing what he does best, but then every time they show older Finn they just made him into a sad, pathetic man who in his elder years goes borderline insane because the only nigga real enough to stick with him 'til the end, Jake, died before he did.
Finn's whole situation goes far, FAR beyond his romantic struggles, and Fiona hasn't been around nearly that long to be truly comparable.

>>725652824
https://youtu.be/iLbyjaF8Cyc?si=MzYHXCKAM4w76KHx

>>725651903
deserved, journalists deserve racial genocide