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Anonymous No.725651124 [Report] >>725651727 >>725651976 >>725652073 >>725653818 >>725655920 >>725656229 >>725657491 >>725657614 >>725657632 >>725657898 >>725658642 >>725658748 >>725658765 >>725659128 >>725663090 >>725663991 >>725666059 >>725669780 >>725678887 >>725679776
HL3
TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY
Anonymous No.725651229 [Report] >>725651484 >>725653307
what's happening today? valve press conference?
Anonymous No.725651385 [Report] >>725663973 >>725675193
https://komodostation.com/?attachment_id=413748https://komodostation.com/?attachment_id=413748https://komodostation.com/?attachment_id=413748
Anonymous No.725651484 [Report]
>>725651229
Steam Frame reveal and people are hoping HL3 is the launch game because of some rumors.
Anonymous No.725651643 [Report] >>725651681 >>725651761 >>725651819 >>725653687 >>725654251 >>725655313 >>725657636 >>725657764 >>725658860 >>725658967 >>725659128 >>725665072 >>725667213 >>725674128
Anonymous No.725651681 [Report] >>725654191
>>725651643
Somehow Gamecube returned.
Anonymous No.725651727 [Report] >>725652541
>>725651124 (OP)
Were these good controllers?
Anonymous No.725651761 [Report] >>725672220
>>725651643
>an xbox cut in half
half life 3 confirmed
Anonymous No.725651768 [Report]
>IT’S REAL
Anonymous No.725651819 [Report]
>>725651643
welcome back gabecube
Anonymous No.725651825 [Report] >>725651864
Anonymous No.725651864 [Report] >>725656421 >>725660046
>>725651825
Higher quality
Anonymous No.725651921 [Report] >>725652051
It’s obviously Hunt Down The Freeman 2.
Anonymous No.725651976 [Report]
>>725651124 (OP)
No, just the VR announcement today.
Anonymous No.725651996 [Report]
>it's still rdna 2
Anonymous No.725652051 [Report]
>>725651921
you fucked up my face
Anonymous No.725652073 [Report] >>725652175
>>725651124 (OP)
Are we expecting an actual conference or just like a big announcement on steam front page
Anonymous No.725652142 [Report]
Anonymous No.725652175 [Report] >>725652527
>>725652073
Storefront announcement and a YouTube video at most.
Anonymous No.725652340 [Report] >>725652439
if HL3 gets announced today i will suck every anons cock who kept saying it will happen
Anonymous No.725652439 [Report]
>>725652340
sorry to disappoint you but they will only announce hardware today. You gotta find another excuse to suck dick
Anonymous No.725652527 [Report]
>>725652175
Im assuming then probably at 1pm est, like all steam updates
Anonymous No.725652541 [Report]
>>725651727
The originals were very different and their lack of physical analog sticks made them kinda awkward for games made with controller in mind. This one more or less duplicates the steam deck controls, which should be great for big picture mode on a tv while you chill on the couch. But if I’m sitting at computer desk I’d much rather use either a standard controller or kb&m depending on the game.
Anonymous No.725653000 [Report]
oy vey I am so excited for a 4k usd console
Anonymous No.725653003 [Report] >>725653217
>smaller Steam Deck
Anonymous No.725653217 [Report] >>725653281
>>725653003
Bro, the image is small fucking lol not the object
Anonymous No.725653281 [Report] >>725653325
>>725653217
and you know what else is small?
Anonymous No.725653307 [Report]
>>725651229
Gaben is gonna let out a big stinky fart
Anonymous No.725653325 [Report] >>725653634
>>725653281
your peenus weenus?
Anonymous No.725653634 [Report]
>>725653325
of course!
Anonymous No.725653687 [Report] >>725653870 >>725655225
>>725651643
%1000 halal
Anonymous No.725653818 [Report] >>725654494
>>725651124 (OP)
What does this have to do with HL3? They're only announcing their new console and a vr headset.
Anonymous No.725653870 [Report] >>725655225 >>725655431
>>725653687
someone photoshop it into mekka
Anonymous No.725653994 [Report] >>725657825
>mfw face when he didn't boughted the gabecube
Anonymous No.725654191 [Report]
>>725651681
I said why cube of Satan when steam is Saturn worshipers but now I get it. GabeCube. Okay this is probably a purchase for me.
Anonymous No.725654251 [Report]
>>725651643
THE CUBE
Anonymous No.725654416 [Report]
ITS UP
https://store.steampowered.com/steammachine
Anonymous No.725654494 [Report] >>725654851 >>725656984
>>725653818
Anonymous No.725654851 [Report] >>725655158
>>725654494
"Insiders" wrong again. The controller was announced today as well.

https://store.steampowered.com/sale/steamcontroller
Anonymous No.725655084 [Report] >>725655273 >>725655438 >>725655563 >>725655715 >>725655725 >>725655836 >>725655879 >>725656106 >>725656617 >>725657183 >>725657926 >>725658832 >>725658874 >>725660615 >>725667104 >>725668834 >>725674203 >>725675759
Official specs.
Anonymous No.725655105 [Report]
Depending on the price, I'm considering buying the Steam machine. Small compact, and I can easily move it between living room (gaming) and office (general work related things). Current computer is close to shitting the bed.
Anonymous No.725655158 [Report]
>>725654851
then it's all up in the air about hl3 i guess
Anonymous No.725655167 [Report]
Linus Tech Tips, Adam Savage and Digital Foundry videos just dropped
Anonymous No.725655225 [Report] >>725655341 >>725655431 >>725655487 >>725659096
>>725653687
>>725653870
million hours in gimp
Anonymous No.725655273 [Report] >>725655412
>>725655084
>8GB VRAM
manufactured e-waste
Anonymous No.725655313 [Report]
>>725651643
hold on Lois, HL3 is HL3 but the the mystery box could be anything! Even HL3!
Anonymous No.725655341 [Report]
>>725655225
AHAHHAHAH
Anonymous No.725655412 [Report]
>>725655273
Oof
Anonymous No.725655431 [Report] >>725655569
>>725655225
>>725653870
Anonymous No.725655438 [Report]
>>725655084
without a price this doesn't say much
Anonymous No.725655453 [Report]
>tmr sticks
>gyro
>4 underside buttons
>track pads
mite b cool but it will probably end up being 200 dollars
Anonymous No.725655457 [Report] >>725655594 >>725655642 >>725656840 >>725657127 >>725660010
So this is the face of PC gaming
Anonymous No.725655487 [Report]
>>725655225
First thing that came to mind kek.
Anonymous No.725655535 [Report] >>725655689
Bros be real with me, are we really gonna get Half Life 3? Is Gaben based enough to go for the jugular of Rockstar with their recent new delay of Goyslop Six? How mad will the corpokikes be seeing a single player story driven game fully developed from start to finish with no Denuvo flourish?
Anonymous No.725655563 [Report]
>>725655084
Not bad given the target userbase.
Anonymous No.725655569 [Report]
>>725655431
the gaaba
Anonymous No.725655594 [Report]
>>725655457
that's the face of people that would play console, yes
Anonymous No.725655642 [Report] >>725656006 >>725656062 >>725656424
>>725655457
just like me fr fr
Anonymous No.725655689 [Report]
>>725655535
fuck no, valve doesn't know how to count to 3
Anonymous No.725655691 [Report] >>725655825
How much does the controller cost?
Anonymous No.725655715 [Report]
>>725655084
>No usb4
>No pcie
Why?
Anonymous No.725655725 [Report]
>>725655084
This better be $200
Anonymous No.725655825 [Report]
>>725655691
no price yet but after "rising costs" probably $100+ easily
Anonymous No.725655836 [Report] >>725656105 >>725659261 >>725659743
>>725655084
Why release shit like this when the generation is about to end?
This is going to get outclassed by every console in 2 years.
Anonymous No.725655865 [Report] >>725655934
ITS CUBULAR
Anonymous No.725655879 [Report]
>>725655084
Can they sell it sub 500€?
Anonymous No.725655920 [Report] >>725655970
>>725651124 (OP)
>symmetrical sticks on the bottom
Worst combo
into the trash it goes
Anonymous No.725655934 [Report]
>>725655865
What kind of games are on it?
Anonymous No.725655970 [Report]
>>725655920
>the bottom
them shits are damn near above the middle
Anonymous No.725655979 [Report]
It still won't sell well because Valve doesn't believe in advertising or retail
Anonymous No.725656006 [Report]
>>725655642
so cute
Anonymous No.725656062 [Report] >>725656373
>>725655642
i want to fuck those things
Anonymous No.725656105 [Report]
>>725655836
i dont think its meant to compete with mainline consoles but rather its for people who want vr shit without being tethered
Anonymous No.725656106 [Report]
>>725655084
>4k
>GPU maxes at 110W

Lol
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Anonymous No.725656121 [Report]
The console doesn't come with the controller? For real?
Anonymous No.725656138 [Report]
>no additional shoulder buttons
raped by BBW Blitz 2
Anonymous No.725656218 [Report] >>725656491 >>725660632
>faceplates
HRRRNG
Anonymous No.725656229 [Report]
>>725651124 (OP)
Let it go lil bro, you're hurting yourself.
Anonymous No.725656373 [Report] >>725656461 >>725657439
>>725656062
>exhibits motion
>/v/ wants to fuck it
Anonymous No.725656421 [Report] >>725659867 >>725674358
>>725651864
Kinda funny how with the Index controllers, they made a big deal out of being different from and supposedly better than Oculus Touch and the more standard VR controller design- you wear them instead of holding them, and so on.
And now with the Frame controllers it's basically
>ok fine, we'll just do what all the other VR players are doing
Anonymous No.725656424 [Report] >>725656614
>>725655642
Why does Valve make everything Reddit coded
Anonymous No.725656461 [Report]
>>725656373
I also want to fuck motionless things.
Anonymous No.725656491 [Report] >>725657081
>>725656218
ZOOM
ENHANCE
>H
HL3 CONFIRMED
Anonymous No.725656614 [Report]
>>725656424
Bro that's just old cartoons style.
Anonymous No.725656617 [Report]
>>725655084
is gaben retarded or something?
why even bother releasing an already outdated Steam Machine?
Anonymous No.725656840 [Report]
>>725655457
They're clearly valve fans.
Anonymous No.725656984 [Report]
>>725654494
>HL3 announced on the 19th
Yeah of December 2099.
Anonymous No.725657081 [Report] >>725658810 >>725659185 >>725660223 >>725660957
>>725656491
"SOON H-censored"
Anonymous No.725657127 [Report]
>>725655457
me on the left
Anonymous No.725657161 [Report]
the orange box 2 just leaked
Anonymous No.725657183 [Report]
>>725655084
>AMD
lol
Anonymous No.725657242 [Report] >>725657357 >>725657476 >>725658810 >>725659185
Anonymous No.725657310 [Report] >>725657603
>AMD
DLSS would have saved this but FSR....yikes
Anonymous No.725657357 [Report]
>>725657242
>check original keyboard model
>it's a fucking delete key

IT'S OVER
Anonymous No.725657439 [Report]
>>725656373
what can i say, we're all really desperate here
Anonymous No.725657442 [Report] >>725658654
Price?
Anonymous No.725657476 [Report] >>725657538 >>725661612
>>725657242
use case for two knobs?
Anonymous No.725657491 [Report]
>>725651124 (OP)
>2.4hz dongle
I'm so fuckin in
Anonymous No.725657538 [Report]
>>725657476
One for volume and one for sound
Anonymous No.725657603 [Report] >>725658293
>>725657310
Depends, it's FSR4? If so i don't think it would be bad, otherwise FSR is really shitty
Anonymous No.725657614 [Report]
>>725651124 (OP)
>It's finally here
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.725657632 [Report]
>>725651124 (OP)
inb4 its 150€
Anonymous No.725657636 [Report]
>>725651643
Black cube - very masonic
Anonymous No.725657674 [Report] >>725657796
yo there's a portal-themed demo for Steam Frame
Anonymous No.725657737 [Report]
Fell for it again award.
Anonymous No.725657764 [Report]
>>725651643
Lmao
Anonymous No.725657796 [Report]
>>725657674
where
Anonymous No.725657825 [Report]
>>725653994
I too thought about the Temple of Solomon. The fat boomer' s magic spell is no longer working on me. Now I see that Piracy is the only way forward.
Anonymous No.725657831 [Report]
hmmmmmm
Anonymous No.725657898 [Report]
>>725651124 (OP)
>left stick not in primary position
Anonymous No.725657926 [Report] >>725658475
>>725655084
>8GB GDDR6 VRAM
Anonymous No.725657942 [Report] >>725658040
>several HL references (lambda keyboard, gman reflection, weird Portal 1 looking room being played, H-CENSORED SOON)
...call me crazy, but maybe Geoff will announce it.
I hope not. But maybe.
Anonymous No.725658034 [Report]
HL wasn't great.
Anonymous No.725658040 [Report] >>725658134 >>725658229
>>725657942
>gman reflection
what, where?
Anonymous No.725658081 [Report] >>725658430 >>725658543
>console war fags are now going full throttle on shitposting about Valve
Hope you enjoyed being able to reasonably discuss anything about Valve or Steam on /v/ because it's never happening again.
Anonymous No.725658134 [Report] >>725658420
>>725658040
the gman mosiac from the valve offices can be seen on the valve vr set shots
Anonymous No.725658229 [Report] >>725658420 >>725658810
>>725658040
Anonymous No.725658293 [Report]
>>725657603
FSR4 is ass too. DLSS is so far ahead of AMD.
Anonymous No.725658414 [Report]
>Portal VR
Oh God.
Anonymous No.725658420 [Report]
>>725658134
>>725658229
thank you!
Anonymous No.725658430 [Report] >>725658695
>>725658081
the steamie schizo has already been doing this for years
Anonymous No.725658475 [Report]
>>725657926
That GPU has far bigger problems than its relatively generous VRAM.
Anonymous No.725658543 [Report]
>>725658081
IF Half Life 3 does get announced on this day expect a massive flood of third worlder pajeets paid by jews to shit up all genuine discussion and excitement because positive discourse for a story focused single player game with no quadruple A kikery CAN'T be allowed.
Anonymous No.725658591 [Report]
They're gonna use the Steam Machine as a cudgel to force devs to optimize their games for PC. Games that run poorly on it are gonna get de-emphasized in marketing on Steam.
Anonymous No.725658639 [Report] >>725658751
So now what?
Anonymous No.725658642 [Report]
>>725651124 (OP)
>2 in 1 charger
About fucking time
Anonymous No.725658654 [Report] >>725658781
>>725657442
It can't be cheap. I bet the Frame is upwards of 800 dollary-doos.
Anonymous No.725658695 [Report]
>>725658430
It can get so much worse, have you seen any thread on anything related to Nintendo or Sony in the past few years?
Anonymous No.725658748 [Report]
>>725651124 (OP)
I still don't get what are those trackpads on deck and controler supposed to achieve
Anonymous No.725658751 [Report]
>>725658639
next week, dont worry, everythings fine, it will get revealed next wednesday
Anonymous No.725658765 [Report]
>>725651124 (OP)
Will the D-Pad be good?
Anonymous No.725658781 [Report]
>>725658654
The Frame will be cheaper than the Index but still probably 1000. The Steam Machine my guess is going to be 500 dollars, and it probably won't even include a controller.
Anonymous No.725658810 [Report]
>>725657081
>>725657242
>>725658229
IT'S HAPPENING
Anonymous No.725658823 [Report] >>725658867 >>725659003
ehm
Anonymous No.725658832 [Report] >>725658938
>>725655084
>AMD RDNA3
Anonymous No.725658860 [Report]
>>725651643
ITS CUBICAL
Anonymous No.725658867 [Report]
>>725658823
thats from alyx
Anonymous No.725658874 [Report]
>>725655084
>8GB VRAM
lol this completely deconfirms HL3. No way Valve would announce a new console then a new game that won't be able to run on it.
Anonymous No.725658936 [Report] >>725659460
Farewell, little guy.
Anonymous No.725658938 [Report] >>725660546
>>725658832
2023 AMD GPU that's worse than 2020 Nvidia GPU kek
Anonymous No.725658967 [Report]
>>725651643
NEXTbox 360
Anonymous No.725659003 [Report]
>>725658823
That's half life alyx doe, but all these series hints and cameos is giving me some hope however small and tattered it is but it's there.
Anonymous No.725659068 [Report]
So they've remaking Portal 1 for VR?
Anonymous No.725659096 [Report]
>>725655225
>Pcbros
It all makes sense now
Anonymous No.725659128 [Report]
>>725651124 (OP)
wow the leaks were real
it's a return to for... the old fat XBOX controller

>>725651643
and Cube too
Anonymous No.725659173 [Report] >>725659319 >>725659597
Are these official or made custom?
Anonymous No.725659185 [Report] >>725659321 >>725659346 >>725659539 >>725659903 >>725659916 >>725660959
>>725657242
>>725657081
BELIEVE
Anonymous No.725659224 [Report]
>console is a box
>not an xbox
>not a gamecube
>the alt colour for the console is an orange box

ITS
TIME
Anonymous No.725659250 [Report] >>725659320 >>725659409 >>725659441 >>725659594 >>725659641 >>725659841 >>725659864 >>725661223
vBox

or

GabeCube?
Anonymous No.725659261 [Report]
>>725655836
thats a computer
not a fucking console retard
Anonymous No.725659290 [Report]
BCI index for consumers, or hl3 first?
Anonymous No.725659319 [Report] >>725659597
>>725659173
Custom faceplates are a thing you'll be able to buy for the box
Anonymous No.725659320 [Report]
>>725659250
gabecube is clearly superior
Anonymous No.725659321 [Report] >>725659903
>>725659185
It's either happening this very day or we expect some other form of rugpull being Half Life Alyx 2 I'm holding my breath.
Anonymous No.725659346 [Report]
>>725659185
hnnngggg
HNNNGGGGGG
Anonymous No.725659352 [Report] >>725659464 >>725659764 >>725659995
https://store.steampowered.com/publisher/valve
Click the "Upcoming Releases" tab. They list two upcoming games, one is Deadlock and the other is....?
Anonymous No.725659409 [Report]
>>725659250
the kaaba
Anonymous No.725659441 [Report]
>>725659250
gaybox
Anonymous No.725659452 [Report] >>725659748
even if they announce hl3 i cant imagine anyone being excited for a modern valve product
just look at the writing on the announcement pages
>ermmm... its even has... teh lightbar????
its just gonna be more snarky characters and quirky dialogue thats afraid to do anything meaningful with the world until the last 20 minutes where they do some big serious tech showcase thats just another cliffhanger or episode 4 coming soon joke
the companys had two decades to become a ship of theseus where every board was replaced with shit and im supposed to be excited to see what the creators of dota underlords have to make? fuck outta here
Anonymous No.725659460 [Report]
>>725658936
gonna miss this little nigga
Anonymous No.725659464 [Report]
>>725659352
Dota 3
Anonymous No.725659516 [Report] >>725659614 >>725659642 >>725659703
The definitive controller already exists
Anonymous No.725659539 [Report]
>>725659185
Anonymous No.725659589 [Report] >>725659729
If I use this with the Dualsense, can I use the Dualsense to wake up the console?
Anonymous No.725659594 [Report]
>>725659250
People remember and use the funny nicknames so Gabecube for sure
Anonymous No.725659597 [Report] >>725660065
>>725659319
>>725659173
>custom plates for the steambox be like
Anonymous No.725659614 [Report] >>725659679
>>725659516
sorry, wrong pic
Anonymous No.725659641 [Report]
>>725659250
orange box
Anonymous No.725659642 [Report]
>>725659516
gayass analog trigger/10
Anonymous No.725659675 [Report]
"Dr Freeman, I Presume?"
Anonymous No.725659679 [Report] >>725660173 >>725675503
>>725659614
Nah that shit is too heavy and has awful battery life
Anonymous No.725659703 [Report]
>>725659516
lmfao no
Anonymous No.725659729 [Report] >>725659990
>>725659589
It would be extremely painful
Anonymous No.725659736 [Report]
fantastic
Anonymous No.725659743 [Report] >>725663504 >>725663716
>>725655836
it's for people who want to play low poly indie games on the go without having a monster taking half of their suitcase when they travel somewhere
Anonymous No.725659748 [Report] >>725659998
>>725659452
Pajeet anti-valve shills already unleashed before the announcement even happened lmao.
Anonymous No.725659764 [Report]
>>725659352
RICOCHET 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.725659841 [Report]
>>725659250
Trannycube.
Anonymous No.725659864 [Report]
>>725659250
Gube
Anonymous No.725659867 [Report]
>>725656421
you can still wear the new one and use the finger sensor
Anonymous No.725659903 [Report] >>725660170
>>725659185
>>725659321
No way it's happening today. Probably later this month
Anonymous No.725659916 [Report]
>>725659185
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
Anonymous No.725659981 [Report] >>725660206
steam page updated
Anonymous No.725659990 [Report]
>>725659729
for you
Anonymous No.725659995 [Report]
>>725659352
Anonymous No.725659998 [Report]
>>725659748
hl3 already released, it was a text file
whats coming out is fanfiction by people who werent born when the original game released
Anonymous No.725660010 [Report]
>>725655457
These "people" don't play games. They see a character, go "omg that's literally meee", buy some stickers and a poster, and that's it.
Anonymous No.725660046 [Report]
>>725651864
what are the gaskets made out of on vr headsets? are they washable?
Anonymous No.725660065 [Report]
>>725659597
/pol/cube 88
Anonymous No.725660163 [Report]
I actually want the steam machine. The switch 2 can lick my booty crack.
Anonymous No.725660170 [Report] >>725661127
>>725659903
I think Rockstar's woes may have got Gabe to finally give the greenlight to release Half Life 3. A single player story driven game sold at a reasonable price would lance the festering boil of AAAA kikery. So many kikes will be seething for generations that all their plans to charge gamers per hour and continue releasing unfinished low effort dogshit evaporates once Half Life 3 is announced.
Anonymous No.725660173 [Report]
>>725659679
>shit is too heavy
are you a cancer patient?
Anonymous No.725660206 [Report]
>>725659981
>bland beige background
Boooooooo.
Anonymous No.725660223 [Report] >>725660283
>>725657081
>RUNNING IN THE 90S
Half-Life Kart confirmed
Anonymous No.725660283 [Report]
>>725660223
You can now play as Luigi in Valve Kart.
Anonymous No.725660532 [Report]
This is a dose of hopium. Valve can't release all this shit without also having stuff to go on it. Sure, theres the demos and what seems to be a Portal 1 remake, but what about the Steam Machine.
Either next week or game awards. I'm certain now.
Anonymous No.725660546 [Report]
>>725658938
I hope it will get somewhat successful, then this will become the benchmark for all the unoptimized games
Anonymous No.725660615 [Report] >>725660698 >>725660914
>>725655084
>Valve release the Steam machine with 8GB VRAM
>now game devs are forced to optimize their game
Bravo, Lord GabeN! You're bringing salvation to gaming!
Anonymous No.725660632 [Report]
>>725656218
everyone's gonna just take that shit off for better cooling.
Anonymous No.725660698 [Report]
>>725660615
Devs are just going to whine about it like they did with the Series S
Anonymous No.725660732 [Report]
I'll patiently wait for somebody to make a custom faceplate of barneys original HL face. Then I will buy your funny computerbox.
Anonymous No.725660914 [Report]
>>725660615
>Steam Machine compatibility: """Playable"""
Anonymous No.725660957 [Report]
>>725657081
>porn games machine
Anonymous No.725660959 [Report] >>725661167 >>725666505
>>725659185
Its like im back in 2012
Anonymous No.725661020 [Report]
I will be the first person to play HDTF on the Steam Machine.
Anonymous No.725661127 [Report]
>>725660170
It's been in development long enough for me to doubt that Rockstar shitting themselves has anything to do with it actually coming out. Watching the seethe HL3 will cause is gonna be fun though
Anonymous No.725661167 [Report]
>>725660959
Did Gabe and his team just go on a weekend bend to see how much tongue and cheek subliminal messages they could put into this announcement? I shouldn't be this hopeful because I know it's gonna be nothing like always....right?
Anonymous No.725661214 [Report] >>725661340
finalized the crappy image until further proofs drop
Anonymous No.725661223 [Report]
>>725659250
Gaybenx
Anonymous No.725661269 [Report] >>725661408
It hurts when you know HL3 is happening and Valve knows you know and teases you constantly.
Anonymous No.725661274 [Report]
wayback machine for valve's upcoming releases, most recent i could go back outside of literally today.
i have no idea when they even added deadlock to upcoming releases, but the 2 is interesting.
Anonymous No.725661307 [Report] >>725661372
what is this shit about a portal demo I keep seeing, I see people mention it but nobody's providing screenshots
Anonymous No.725661340 [Report] >>725662078
>>725661214
where gman reflection
Anonymous No.725661372 [Report] >>725661551 >>725662021 >>725672229
>>725661307
Watch the video. Theres a laptop with a image that is clearly the Portal 1 relaxation center, but it looks nothing like how it does in the original game or the RTX remake. It looks totally rebuilt.
Anonymous No.725661408 [Report] >>725661464
>>725661269
I haven't really hoped or expected anything good in a long time, could this wednesday rekindle that long lost spark of happiness or are we all just wating for another Artifact tier gag?
Anonymous No.725661464 [Report]
>>725661408
Maybe. If leakers got today right, maybe the 18th really is the day.
Anonymous No.725661551 [Report] >>725661724 >>725662967
>>725661372
What could it be though? Portal remake? Portal 3? HLX? Some weird demo? Too much happening rn my brain hurts
Anonymous No.725661612 [Report]
>>725657476
Ask your mom, she knows plenty of ways to use 2 knobs.
Anonymous No.725661617 [Report] >>725661723
>controller has a 39 hour battery life
impressive
Anonymous No.725661723 [Report]
>>725661617
>39 hours
>9/3=3
hl3 confirmed
Anonymous No.725661724 [Report]
>>725661551
I think its a demo? They only show a single image and also have a Chell figurine. Teasing bastards.
Anonymous No.725661825 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UK6VDUOtXo
Anonymous No.725662021 [Report]
>>725661372
What's the timestamp?
Anonymous No.725662078 [Report]
>>725661340
best i can do but it gets a little busy imo
Anonymous No.725662376 [Report] >>725662449
>Steam
>affordable novel hardware
>Epic
>ai generated crypto casinos
Anonymous No.725662436 [Report] >>725662519
Found it, no wonder I didn't see shit, it's from the Linus video.
Anonymous No.725662449 [Report]
>>725662376
>affordable
Anonymous No.725662519 [Report]
>>725662436
That's Enigma Protocol apparently
Anonymous No.725662743 [Report] >>725662854
So are we supposed to get the announcement this week or next week?

It kinda feels like the stars have aligned here.
Anonymous No.725662854 [Report]
>>725662743
18th seems to be the date
Anonymous No.725662967 [Report]
>>725661551
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2370711129 watch trailer
Anonymous No.725663074 [Report] >>725663725
Holy shit the year of the linux desktop is actually happening
Anonymous No.725663090 [Report] >>725674668 >>725674975
>>725651124 (OP)
>Tyler McVicker
>wrong again
>Copium HL3 fags
>still sucking Gabe's cock hoping for a miracle
Anonymous No.725663251 [Report] >>725663361 >>725663381 >>725663601 >>725663757 >>725665878
>It's not happening on the 18th because Valve would never announce products during a sale
>It is happening because they've announced all this hardware, which confirmed many leakers statements, and it would be the perfect time to announce a game that could run well on the steam machine
I'm very conflicted here, guys. I don't know who to trust anymore.
Anonymous No.725663340 [Report] >>725663490 >>725663639
>All those years of waiting for a newer, non-facebook vrset is finally over
Can a VRfag give me their initial impression on it?
Anonymous No.725663361 [Report]
>>725663251
trust nobody, always respond to vicker posts with >mcnigger, and valve is only predictable to an extent
Anonymous No.725663381 [Report] >>725663596
>>725663251
what sale?
Anonymous No.725663490 [Report]
>>725663340
Sure
No games
Anonymous No.725663504 [Report]
>>725659743
But... the Steam Deck already exists for this purpose
Anonymous No.725663585 [Report]
was this really necessary?
Anonymous No.725663596 [Report]
>>725663381
oh wait sorry that's not the theory
the theory is that there is a huge gap in steam events starting on the 18th, and that that could be the day they put a huge HL3 banner on the steam store
Anonymous No.725663601 [Report]
>>725663251
>during a sale
buddy, they've pushed back the sale for "some" reason
we made it bro, we lived to see it
Anonymous No.725663639 [Report]
>>725663340
depends on the price
Anonymous No.725663716 [Report]
>>725659743
People that want hardware less powerful than 6 years old consoles at double the price? Why yes, I call these people "retards".
Anonymous No.725663725 [Report]
>>725663074
you underestimate the normies and their blind obedience to microsoft, for me, it would already be a victory if linux desktop reaches 5%
Anonymous No.725663743 [Report]
I will not buy the steam machine if it's more than the Deck OLED.
Anonymous No.725663757 [Report]
>>725663251
Half-Life was released on November 19th
Anonymous No.725663764 [Report] >>725663858
when does valve ever "push back sales"? That's one of the only bits of speculation that seem to point towards something suspicious going down.
Anonymous No.725663826 [Report] >>725664121 >>725664351
The memes are fire today.
Anonymous No.725663858 [Report]
>>725663764
Pretty much never
Anonymous No.725663881 [Report] >>725663960 >>725663976
>6 times more powerfull than the steam deck
How powerful was the steam deck truthfully?
Anonymous No.725663929 [Report]
I like the xbox placement of sticks
Anonymous No.725663960 [Report] >>725664031
>>725663881
I mean, if it could play half life alyx without much of a performance dip.
Anonymous No.725663968 [Report] >>725664058 >>725664082
has something been announced yet? If not when is it getting announced? What is this thread? I'll be disappointed if its steam machine 2.0
Anonymous No.725663973 [Report]
>>725651385
virus
Anonymous No.725663976 [Report] >>725664031
>>725663881
powerful enough to run elden ring
Anonymous No.725663991 [Report] >>725664090 >>725664103 >>725664321 >>725664641 >>725666813
>>725651124 (OP)
Have you seen the SteamCube specs? How is that supposed to run Half-Life 3 on max settings?
Anonymous No.725664031 [Report] >>725664164
>>725663960
>>725663976
Sounds like the Steam machine should be pretty good then, but the specs tells another story.
Anonymous No.725664058 [Report] >>725664248
>>725663968
It's a steam machine 2.0 and a new wireless VR headset.
But that's not a bad thing because they look seemingly good and shows Valve is developing more than they have in years.
Anonymous No.725664082 [Report]
>>725663968
New headset
New controller
New console thing (steam machines 2)

Half Life 3 is still tbd
Anonymous No.725664090 [Report]
>>725663991
HL3 will be an optimized game
Anonymous No.725664103 [Report]
>>725663991
>steam hardware survey 2025 points to low end gpus as the majority of market share
i dont know, how do MOST people play half life 3 on max settings? kek
Anonymous No.725664121 [Report]
>>725663826
guh nice tits
Anonymous No.725664164 [Report]
>>725664031
I think the bigger issue is the lack of any usb4. It's to the point that I'm starting to think they decline to include it to motivate the next purchase.
Anonymous No.725664248 [Report]
>>725664058
oh, headset might be cool but I have a PC so no interest on that front.
Anonymous No.725664257 [Report] >>725664435
So a deck turned into a mini PC and slightly more powerful? I don't have a use case for that but it seems like it'd make PC gaming easier to get into. And it gives you an option for your living room if you don't like game streaming.
Anonymous No.725664290 [Report]
are the products with more RAM scams? Just put a micro SD in them?
Anonymous No.725664321 [Report] >>725664429 >>725664441 >>725664502 >>725679790
>>725663991
I for one am happy that Valve is developing games for lower end hardware and releasing products that force devs to optimize their dogshit

The tech arms race needs to stop
Anonymous No.725664351 [Report] >>725664529
>>725663826
not cinematic enough
Anonymous No.725664429 [Report] >>725664504
>>725664321
DLSS and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Anonymous No.725664432 [Report]
>Valve rapes spec nerds and focuses more on optimisation and clever graphical tricks to make things lower resolution look more real (CS:2)
Good.
Anonymous No.725664435 [Report] >>725664575 >>725664908
>>725664257
It’s 6x more powerful allegedly
Anonymous No.725664441 [Report]
>>725664321
Shut up
Anonymous No.725664502 [Report]
>>725664321
>tech arms race
I'm sure they ended killing themselves years ago.
Anonymous No.725664504 [Report]
>>725664429
Dick loving sissy sluts have been disastrous for the human population for sure.
Anonymous No.725664529 [Report] >>725664632
>>725664351
vanilla alyx will always be best alyx
Anonymous No.725664575 [Report]
>>725664435
valve always delivers
Anonymous No.725664632 [Report] >>725664687 >>725664721 >>725664824 >>725664831 >>725664853
>>725664529
come again?
Anonymous No.725664641 [Report]
>>725663991
It would be funny if it ran HL3 smoothly and looked great. Not even unreasonable considering how smooth HLA was, but it would prove how much of a cancer UE5 is on the industry.
Anonymous No.725664687 [Report]
>>725664632
No.
Anonymous No.725664721 [Report]
>>725664632
>buck teeth
Anonymous No.725664798 [Report]
The only thing that was in the datamines that has not been announced yet is HLX.
That's it. That's all we have to wait for now. The new VR, steam machine, controller, all of those things were alongside the HLX code. Now they're out. It's happening.
Anonymous No.725664824 [Report]
>>725664632
FULLY
Anonymous No.725664831 [Report]
>>725664632
Who tf thins this is hot
Anonymous No.725664853 [Report]
>>725664632
fully
Anonymous No.725664906 [Report] >>725665083
gonna print this screenshot and tape it to my steamcube
Anonymous No.725664908 [Report]
>>725664435
SIX TIMES THE GRAPHICS
Anonymous No.725664982 [Report] >>725665157
I did download the Krystal mods and I got bored about 10 minutes into her dialogue. Massively prefer vanilla Alyx. My only mods for HL is gun mods and HEV dialogue mods.
Anonymous No.725665072 [Report]
>>725651643
>You will buy the cuckcube
>You will play on the cuckcube
>You will enjoy the cuckcube
Anonymous No.725665083 [Report]
>>725664906
Who cares? This is probably fake
Anonymous No.725665120 [Report] >>725665221 >>725667852
koreanbros don't look
Anonymous No.725665157 [Report] >>725665247
>>725664982
>did download the Krystal mods
I can smell you from here lol
Anonymous No.725665221 [Report] >>725665393
>>725665120
Why do we hate Korea again? They made Lies of P
Anonymous No.725665247 [Report] >>725665767
>>725665157
people keep shilling it here and I relented
Anonymous No.725665256 [Report] >>725665413
Feels like only yesterday that you could barely run Windows games on Linux, and no one would dare release hardware expecting you to do that. Now it's fucking ARM as well?? The fuck. How?
Anonymous No.725665393 [Report]
>>725665221
I think he's talking about North Korea
Anonymous No.725665413 [Report]
>>725665256
Wait it's ARM?
Anonymous No.725665519 [Report]
There obviously will be software developed specifically for the VR set and Machine but I think the only project Valve has to work on now is HL3.
Anonymous No.725665767 [Report] >>725665817
>>725665247
>shilling it
maybe it's because I rarely visit vr threads, they pretty much died out anyway, but its the first time I even hear about this mod and it looks like shit
Anonymous No.725665817 [Report]
>>725665767
I think that's an older model.
Anonymous No.725665878 [Report]
>>725663251
On one of the gabecube plates, it says "SOON" and there's lambda symbol on one of the keys on the keyboard. TRUST THE PLAN, THE VALVE WILL BE OPENED.
Anonymous No.725665915 [Report] >>725665994
Ummmm
Anonymous No.725665984 [Report] >>725666095
R.I.P. base station tracking. Linus' video said they are EOL now that valve is doing inside out
Anonymous No.725665994 [Report]
>>725665915
>technically
Anonymous No.725666059 [Report]
>>725651124 (OP)
>Symmetrical joysticks
Holy fucking based
Anonymous No.725666095 [Report] >>725666236
>>725665984
Good? Fuck base stations.
Anonymous No.725666218 [Report] >>725666405 >>725666540 >>725667465
If HL3 is announced next week. I will personally email Gabe Newell and apologise to him to every bad thing I've said about him over the past 5 or so years.
Anonymous No.725666236 [Report]
>>725666095
monkey see monkey do. They copied Meta.
Anonymous No.725666405 [Report] >>725666516 >>725666760 >>725672941
>>725666218
>over the past 5 or so years.
what did Gaben did to you back in 2020 (or 2019)
Anonymous No.725666505 [Report]
>>725660959
what video is this from?
Anonymous No.725666516 [Report] >>725666761
>>725666405
he released a VR Half Life game I could never play
Anonymous No.725666540 [Report]
>>725666218
Why don't you let us write the email for you word by word instead, Anon?
Anonymous No.725666693 [Report]
That steam machine is going to be my new HTPC
Anonymous No.725666760 [Report]
>>725666405
He stole my car keys and crashed my Honda Civic
Anonymous No.725666761 [Report]
>>725666516
Fair enough. Carry on the big fight then, soldier.
Anonymous No.725666813 [Report]
>>725663991
Its going to be built on source 2 dipshit
Anonymous No.725666859 [Report] >>725667096 >>725667405 >>725667796
Gabe Newell broke into my apartment and ate my chicken burger and called me a retard.
Anonymous No.725666915 [Report]
And now we wait. Just a few more days or so until it's announced
Anonymous No.725667023 [Report]
I need to finish Black Mesa and Black Mesa Blue Shift before HL3 is announced.
Anonymous No.725667096 [Report]
>>725666859
Mcvicker...
Anonymous No.725667104 [Report]
>>725655084
>hdmi 2.0
LMAO
Anonymous No.725667213 [Report]
>>725651643
holy fucking souless. Even more so then the S/X.
Anonymous No.725667404 [Report]
>even Valve moving away from x86
Is Intel just fucking dead now?
Anonymous No.725667405 [Report]
>>725666859
False story, Gaben would not eat a chicken burger, he would eat a beef burger, like a BIG GIGA NIGGA type burger that's probably the size of your manlet ass mattress all while he's dressed as Santa Claus, calls you a retard then poops out a steam controller (the old one, not this new one) and dips out thru the roof
Anonymous No.725667465 [Report] >>725676923
>>725666218
>the kid who didn't turn in his homework essay in 15+ years finally did so as a grown adult
>well I better apologize to him and and ask the education system to reassess and give him an A+ then
Anonymous No.725667526 [Report] >>725667716 >>725667807
Please let me know what you think! I can be reached at: gaben@valvesoftware.com
Anonymous No.725667716 [Report]
>>725667526
>Dear Gaben,
Anonymous No.725667796 [Report]
>>725666859
I believe it
Anonymous No.725667807 [Report]
>>725667526
node, node
and have fun
node, node
and have fun
please please please let me know what you think
to stop a gaben, take control and press the gaben
in addition,
Anonymous No.725667852 [Report]
>>725665120
is stardew valley bad or something there
Anonymous No.725667961 [Report] >>725668097
prices will be what makes or breaks these hardware products
Anonymous No.725668097 [Report]
>>725667961
If the Steam Machine is more than $500 I won't get it. They never will go on sale, anyway.
Anonymous No.725668129 [Report] >>725668253 >>725668362
Valve could fucking kill the rest of the industry if they sell HL3 for less then 20$
Anonymous No.725668253 [Report] >>725668481
>>725668129
Alyx is still 60+ dollars
Anonymous No.725668304 [Report] >>725668659
>It's a controller.
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
I don't even remember how many years ago that was anymore. HL3 doesn't exist until I see it with my own eyes.
Anonymous No.725668362 [Report]
>>725668129
They'll sell it for 90 eurodollars, screencap this post.
Anonymous No.725668481 [Report]
>>725668253
Alyx regularly goes on sale for as low as 18 bucks
https://steamdb.info/app/546560/
Anonymous No.725668659 [Report] >>725668847 >>725672118
>>725668304
>2013
Nothing has changed
Anonymous No.725668680 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84tlUXwX4Tk
Anonymous No.725668834 [Report]
>>725655084
>it's shit
Well I guess it's fine for console peasants. Better be priced for them or it'll flip tho.
Anonymous No.725668847 [Report]
>>725668659
>11 years 10 months ago
>1+1+1=3
Anonymous No.725669607 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMUyjvXpMV0
Anonymous No.725669780 [Report] >>725670752
>>725651124 (OP)
How much?
Anonymous No.725670752 [Report]
>>725669780
>A good question, for another time
Anonymous No.725671798 [Report] >>725671884 >>725671993 >>725672594
Did I die inside, how can you fags still be excited. Even if it was confirmed I wouldn't feel much.
Anonymous No.725671884 [Report] >>725672592
>>725671798
redditrannies and shills
Anonymous No.725671993 [Report] >>725672592
>>725671798
I'm not that excited because HL3 wasn't announced. But since the Frame, Controller and Valvecube were all included in the same datamines that showed off the HLX it proves HLX is just around the corner.
Anonymous No.725672118 [Report]
>>725668659
back then mods were actual users
Nowdays they are just drones with power fantasy
Anonymous No.725672220 [Report] >>725674430
>>725651761
The fuck is happening here?
Anonymous No.725672229 [Report]
>>725661372
it's some Portal 2 workshop map, they found it on McVicker's stream
Anonymous No.725672592 [Report] >>725673795
>>725671884
Why are we still here I know why

>>725671993
>I'm not that excited but here's another hypepost
That's nice but I don't get how anyone can still feel anything after 20 years, guess it just hasn't been that long for most of yee.
Anonymous No.725672594 [Report]
>>725671798
valve is the last big company that hasn't loudly and proudly shot itself in both feet yet
Anonymous No.725672941 [Report]
>>725666405
He slapped my girlfriend's ass in a club
Anonymous No.725673145 [Report]
Gabe beat me with a crowbar.
Anonymous No.725673795 [Report]
>>725672592
yeah because its only been 13 years, fake fan
Anonymous No.725674128 [Report]
>>725651643
Might get this instead of building a new PC, depending on the price.
Anonymous No.725674203 [Report] >>725674438
>>725655084
Mogged by a chink company
Anonymous No.725674358 [Report] >>725674746 >>725675424
>>725656421
How were the knuckle controllers? They seemed really interesting and could offer a lot for VR games, but I never bought it
Anonymous No.725674430 [Report]
>>725672220
People making jokes.
Anonymous No.725674438 [Report]
>>725674203
Anonymous No.725674668 [Report]
>>725663090
>Tyler McVicker
>wrong again
No, this is all pretty much what he said was happening so far.
Anonymous No.725674746 [Report]
>>725674358
really good if you got the updated version. The first version was weak as fuck and prone to stick drift apparently.
Anonymous No.725674958 [Report] >>725675017
Don't know what the fuck happened in 2012 but I've been waiting for a sequel to hl2 and eps for near enough 20 yrs also your gay
Anonymous No.725674975 [Report]
>>725663090
he was right actually do you realise that all of the HL3 info was alongside the rumours about the stuff that got announced today?
Anonymous No.725675017 [Report] >>725675420
>>725674958
>Don't know what the fuck happened in 2012
HL3 got cancelled.
Anonymous No.725675193 [Report]
>>725651385
Anonymous No.725675351 [Report] >>725675419
half life is mid
when will half life meme finally end
Anonymous No.725675419 [Report]
>>725675351
never
Anonymous No.725675420 [Report]
>>725675017
I was referencing how long I wanted a sequel not how long since the cancellation, give me back my real fan hl oldfag pass
Anonymous No.725675424 [Report]
>>725674358
The finger tracking doesn't work as reliably as you'd hope, and makes you wish it had a simple grip button/trigger instead.
Sticks feel worse than the Xbox-style ones on the Touch.
The little oval trackpad is also finnicky and I'm not sure what it was intended for. It can theoretically act like a scroll wheel for zooming in/out of things etc, but again it doesn't work reliably, and it's strangely shaped such that it has barely any room for side to side thumb movement even though the tech can track it.

The strap system and being able to relax and open your hand without dropping it is the only major advantage they have imo
Anonymous No.725675503 [Report]
>>725659679
>too heavy
Basedbot I need you. My strength is waning.
Anonymous No.725675759 [Report]
>>725655084
>amd gpu
D O A
O
A
Anonymous No.725676051 [Report]
If HL3 is announced, I will leave /v/ for good
Anonymous No.725676113 [Report] >>725676607
Valve should spend its billions on making Alyx real.
Anonymous No.725676607 [Report] >>725676882
>>725676113
And fully modeled.
Anonymous No.725676882 [Report]
>>725676607
including bobs and vagene?
Anonymous No.725676923 [Report]
>>725667465
>food analogy
Anonymous No.725677596 [Report] >>725677658 >>725678109 >>725678567
test
Anonymous No.725677658 [Report]
>>725677596
test failed
Anonymous No.725678109 [Report]
>>725677596
chamberrrrr...
Anonymous No.725678567 [Report]
>>725677596
>404 test not found
Anonymous No.725678887 [Report]
>>725651124 (OP)
>Sony joystick position
Fuck you Gabe would buy if it wasn't for that.
Anonymous No.725679776 [Report]
>>725651124 (OP)
HL3 Never.
Anonymous No.725679790 [Report]
>>725664321
Since it has been mentioned, I will post the image.