Thread 725676828

It's hard to deny this game had potential and undeniable charm, but it's disaster of a release has likely tainted any attempt at this game making it into the mainstream.

>>725676828 (OP)
https://steamcharts.com/app/979060

More players than onirism btw

So you're saying Carolism is bonafide /v/-core? Holy based!

>>725677805
tanlines..

>>725676828 (OP)
This game will probably win game of the year next year for sure

>Choco just released a patch that adds the secret levels again
THE ENGOODENING OF ONIRISM HAS BEGUN

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

>>725677805
/v/ would have to play it first...

>>725680104
I am playing it.

the costume contest ends tomorrow

are the bonus side stages there? i am now in the glasier, standing where the first one that julie warns you that is still under construction, is now gone, >>725677081
glad someone saves my shots :)

>>725680104
lol

>>725681948
That one wasnt ever implemented. The older ones that were in the game are back.

>>725680104
jesus thats pathetic

>>725676828 (OP)
update today with no notes
still no achievements

i played 5 hours at 1.0 only to realize there was no achievements so im waiting for those

retvrn to the speedway

after i'm done with my first early access safe, i'll replay it again to give it proper playthrough for the achievements, english dub, maybe raising the difficulty and no mods. also does the sonic spinball bonus stage exist? saw a webm of it a year ago.

>>725681948
>>725682140
Some of the old ones are back in. I noticed the one with the spiders and lantern gimmick isn't in, unless I'm misremembering where it was. I remember before 1.0, choco mentioned he was going to take out the worse ones while leaving in less shitty ones so I just assume the missing one was just removed.

PC games should be a separate board. I’m so fucking sick of dogshit steam threads about games no one plays

>>725676828 (OP)
>making a fake critique post as an excuse to spam another daily shill thread
Fuck off Alexis, nobody’s playing your game

it can still make a comeback, finish the unfinished, iron out the flaws and do a rerelease with online mode

I discovered the dropkick. Nice.

most of the gadgets are nice and all but what i really want to use in game is..?

>>725685226
this!

>>725685335
What's the N for?

What was the disaster? Is it just not as polished as it should be for 1.0? I haven't tried it out yet.

The chart poster is doing the samething over in a thread about a shota game that released the other day. Even calling everyone talking about it the dev.

>>725676828 (OP)
she needs fox ears

>>725685581
At the moment the only big hurdle left is the last level being missing. The game is finally stable and the secret levels are back in, 2/3 of the big complaints are gone.

>>725685581
>1.0
>buggier than previous versions
>not finished, as in, no ending, missing final area
>no multiplayer(dickriders will say "WE TOLD YOU IT WASNT COMING TO 1.0)
There is no affirmative argument for how this qualifies as 1.0 by any metric other than "I wanted more people to buy it". It's just as early access as it was 6 months prior

>>725684827
haha what if she hit you with her chest

Ever since Dan came along and put you pedos in your place these threads have been completely joyless and devoid of life. I'm glad you perverts are down in the dumps.

>>725685536
not what you think it means. just the name of nerf guns with a tactical theme with them.

>>725685847
>dickriders will say "WE TOLD YOU IT WASNT COMING TO 1.0
why would we say that?

>>725685819
>>725685847
That is unfortunate.

>>725686086
Here's one now. What makes an unfinished game with promised features not present a 1.0 release...

her voice is really annoying, hard pass

>>725686187
>promised
Except it was already announced that online would be delayed before a released date was even given.

>>725685581
unity pushed a security update less than a day before launch, which forced a lot of work to be redone
during the rush to get everything fixed, someone deleted a portion of the last level

>>725686280
Switch to french audio.

>>725686294
This is freak behavior

so, they might add several costumes for the halloween contest, which ones do you want to be added?

>>725686378
Obsessed

>>725686305
>still can't make an affirmative
What about the current build of the game indicates 1.0
Its not:
Mechanically complete
Content complete
Feature complete
Artistically complete

>>725686378
I'm starting to think you are posting these images now that someone told you how md5 hashes work

>>725686294
Carolnomics is where you give carol your semen

TOTAL DAN VICTORY
I AM DAN!

>>725685226
scooter

>>725686480
I'm not going to play the semantics game with you.

>>725686378
I'm anubia freaking

>>725686385
I like that iron maiden one, looks very heavy metal.

>>725686385
I'm a bit torn between the queen moth and bonbon.

Friendly reminder that shitposters literally cannot maintain a coherent narrative.
>the discord dickriders are coddling the dev!
>U-UMMMM ACKSHUALLY THE LONGTIME FANS ARE NOT HAPPY TRUST ME BRO

sex with carol

>>725684234
Yeah, where the FUCK are my madden, fifa and 2k threads?

>>725686385
I don't care as long as this one makes it in with a bumblebee variant.

>>725686804
Don't care, eat shit DISGUSTOID PEDO FREAK
DAN HAS SPOKEN!

So after the latest patch, what serious bugs are left?

>>725687194
Probably the mansion thing, which Choco is having trouble replicating on his end.

how janky is it

>>725686728
>>725686464
omg im anoobing, anoooooooooooooobing

>>725678619
A secret cow level?

>>725687272
Jankmaxxing.

>>725687353
There is no secret cow level

>>725687269
I wouldn't really call that serious since it's easily fixed by reloading a save. It's just really annoying. I mean atlus level bugs. Shit that will brick your save, lock up your game, etc.

>>725676828 (OP)
>disaster of a release
what disaster? is there something i'm unaware of instead of just nobody playing the game?

nobody buying
nobody playing
nobody interested
huge flop and waste of everyones time, dev on suicide watch for wasting a decade of life on a shit game

Christianity wins again and (You) are giga coping with your trooncord buddies.

>>725687664
See >>725685819. The two big issues are gone now.

>>725687749
>Christianity wins again
So true.

>>725676828 (OP)
Game name?

>>725687664
>nobody playing the game
>6 years of daily shill threads
>100k wishlists I swear guys
>1.0 release isn't done In any capacity
>inorganic shill threads that slide to page 10 before being bumped to page 1 by incoherent french pedophiles
>fewer peak players than little witch nobeta(a game I've only heard about thanks to these pedophile threads)
>absolutely Buckbroken pedo fanbase
Its over

>>725687828
onirism

frenchmen tounge my anus

>>725687827
where is nun carol

>>725688067
more like frenchgirl tongue my anus haha

>>725688212
At the carol church

>>725687948
Why?

Carol looks cute in makeup

>>725688363
Why what?

show me your loud now big guys!

>>725688901
>loud
I'd rather not invite THOSE people here.

Reminder that Blueberry is canonically a bottom

>>725689072
DISGUSTING PEDO FREAKS

>>725689052
"load" oops my bad,

>>725685894
I don't think it would hurt very much.

>>725688250
gross, you don't know where that mouth has been

>took several weeks to patch the game into a stable state
Life moves a little bit slower out here in onirism country, and that's the way we like it.

carol look behind you!

>>725690015
Slow like every Dan Owned Thread. You guys are completely despondent

>>725690573
Crush a can for Dan Owen.

not buying the onirism
ohmmmmmmmmmm

>>725690950
Just like how nobody bought the Vanessa's Curse DLC, killing Gear For Breakfast's Creator DLC program in the crib after one (1) release?

Nearing Page 9, where's the miraculous totally organic bump, guys?

>>725684827
Whoa Carol has all of that!?

>>725692295
BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>725692391
Don't laugh, he probably just doesn't know about the mod.

>>725692648
I'm laughing because I called it to the SECOND that you dysgenic pedo freaks would bump the thread

>>725689363
>>725684827
maybe it's just the outfit but carol with tits works

>>725692293
>>725692295
>1 second apart
>>725692747
don't pretend like you aren't samefagging on 2 devices

>>725692931
As we always knew.

>>725693031
You fucking wish, pedophile

>>725693031
He fucked up and proved he his in the last thread.

>>725693261
That wasn't me, that was one of you disgusting pedo freaks false flagging as me

>>725676828 (OP)
Honestly multiplayer being unavailable is a bigger barrier then the lack of the endgame.

>>725693261
That's funny.
Also I'm posting in a few other threads and they are also not getting posts every couple of minutes and nearing page 9, as he said here, and no one is making a big deal about it. It's like /v/ has slowed down since the hack in march and the only reason it's fast st the moment is 10 forced shitposting threads about the Steam Box.

>>725693524
>yeah /v/ is just slow today I guess
Cope pedo nigger

>>725687269
Does he play with auto aim on? Because that overrides the bug. The crosshair gets moved to the bottom left of the screen and auto aim moves it back to the correct position when it snaps to an enemy.

>>725693261
The level of schizophrenia prevalent on 4chan cannot be underestimated.
Does anyone have that screencap of the /vt/ nigga ragebaiting and arguing with himself on an alt chan during 4chan's downtime and not realizing the board had user IDs?

How long do I have to wait for the game to be "fixed". I like the game, gives me PS2 action adventure vibes, but I stopped at the start of the lava area after I heard that the game is broken.

onanism

>>725693850
The major issues are pretty much all fixed. We're just waiting on the final chapter + nightmare realm stuff to be fixed now.

>>725693937
>pretty much(aka, not fully)
>were just waiting for the final level that didn't make the cut for 1.0(meaning finished) for some reason
Embarassing

I've seen this game on here more than I have fingers, and it'd be an easy buy if but for one thing and you know what that thing is becuase she's so darn cute and funny. SO just do it and its an easy buy.

>>725690015
they see me rollin'
they hatin'
patrollin' so they can catch me ridin' dirty

>>725693934
Don't sloppify Carol. Just install the mod.

>>725693612
I said it's fast today because of the Steam Box. Please learn to read. It's normally slower because posting died down a lot after the hack. You can even see this if you check 4chanstats and look at the graphs. Before the hack it was rare that a thread that wasn't consistently posted in would fall off the board within a few minutes during prime time posting hours but now, outside of shitstorms like today with that Box, you can easily find threads that are for over a day with hours between posts.

It is morally acceptable to lynch child abusers

>>725693937
Ok I'll keep checking steam then, appreciated

>>725694175
*wouldn't fall off

>>725694175
**are still up

choco made me play his favorites.

>>725692931
It's not just the outfit.

>>725694175
Cope, pedo nigger, Danirism is a dead game, conquered by THE ONE, THE ONLY, OFTEN IMITATED NEVER DUPLICATED, PEDO SLAYER DAN!!!!!! YOUR GAME IS DOOMED AND YOU ALL WASTED 6 YEARS SHILLING A GAME NOBODY BOUGHT OR PLAYED. There are more people playing awesomenauts right now you disgusting pedophile freaks!

>>725693845
nvm I went diving in the archive and found it.

Never cared about this game even when it was spammed on other loli threads. She's ugly as sin and I say that as a lolicon.

so is it one schizo that's doing all of this?

>>725694731
And yet Carol has a sex mod unlike your favorite lolis, a fact you'll never be able to cope with.

>>725694789
We'll never know, frogposter. Jannies removed ID count and refuse to implement thread ID so it'll forever be a mystery.

>>725694789
Its 4-5 discord pedos, they plan and orchestrate these threads there, I've been name dropped a few times

>>725694789
Needless to say, yes.

>>725694467
Didn't you only sleep like an hour yesterday? How was work anon?

>>725694604
post the one where mods said he samefagged 100 times in the ban post

>>725694915
Surely uou have screenshots of these name drops then, yeah?
Or did you conveniently get kicked out?

>>725694789
If it's some vague post complaining about some random thing with no image or quoting something no one said, it's most likely him. I don't know why he's taken to name fagging himself as well recently but it's pretty embarrassing.

>>725694491
too big

>>725694789
Yes. The entire thread is me.
Including you.

We need a Meng plush

>>725694972
None of these are me btw, they'll call me a schizo but notice that they'll call anyone who has a single bad thing to say about this pedoshit game "Spingus" (I have no fucking clue who that is) I go through the effort of plopping a name on and name dropping myself just so they can keep track and yet they still tailspin about this Spingus guy who never put a name on or declared his own name, they just headcanoned some guy and assigned him a name.

>>725695092
I'm still in the discord, despite your gestapo census interviews you guys ran 2 weeks ago and your mods saying to stop namedropping me and giving me attention, yet you still do

i love these threads because they're proof that advertising on 4chan is not success. This shit game has been legitimately shilled on here for YEARS and it's nothing short of a failure.

>>725688439
Why is that the name?

>>725695307
Not me, obvious falseflag, I dont play along with you disgusting pedophiles, I'm not going to "meme around" with you homos

>>725695275
It's a medical term. She's hallucinating the game.

>>725695393
It's literally what you're doing right now lil nigga

>>725695550
This isn't a meme, this is me asserting dominance on your gay pedo thread, the threads for the last week have been so slow and dejected I can tell you fags are fucking miserable.

If Skater Carol gets the oppai, then which outfit gets the kyojiri?

It's insane how far some people will go to not try a game to see if it's good or not

>missed an entire underwater city in my first playthrough
Huh

>>725695051
/vt/ is probably the worst board on this entire site
it would be better if the whole board was permanently range banned, mods included

>>725695782
kek didn't know about that one, i was talkin about the kiara one

Buy an ad, pedo.

>>725695782
>a board that's basically a blender of mentally ill east asians and leftist trannies
Maybe /v/ isn't so bad

>>725695782
You should post the one where a guy posted in a thread with IDs and the first 10 posts were all him posing as different people because he didn't know about the IDs

>>725696087
Not AS bad.

I know you're in here

>>725695036
i went yes,,i arrived at the factory gate but then i realised i didn't have to work today, luckily it was a 12 to 15 minute walk from my appartment. after that i took a long 2 detour nighty walk around the city back to my appartment. checked back on the tread, it was absolute chaos against two sides. so no sleep for me that day, also now today i don't have work.

>>725695782
I knew /vt/ was bad from what I read but I didn't realize it was that fucking bad.

>>725696486
/vt/ is bad because the mods allow it to be bad. They do nothing to stop shit like >>725696112 which is why they won't add IDs to all boards

Hmmm...

>1.0
>no goblin costume

>>725696931
All who make themselves an enemy of the onirism are made to kneel eventually.

>>725696942
Someone should have made it an entry for the contest

>>725696931
In due time, all kneel to GODDESSrol.

>>725696378
Weird...
I appreciate your tourismrol posting, might have to grab that outfit later

>>725697083
You're pathetic, pedophile

>>725696931
>Geargrit dev joined the cord just to kneel in front of the onirism
Such is the fate of the caroldoubter.

>>725697090
it was an entry last year. plus, choco himself said he wanted to make a goblin outfit a while back. maybe he forgot.

>>725697294
the carol army...

>>725697112
the outfit is called reporter,

>>725697557
Oh I thought it was the tourist , my bad

>y-yes alexxa sama, you have to voice this very important line...
>and look at me as you say that line...
>a-also you need to take off your shoes first h-hahha for my creative vision and all
>...okay now say it again
how the FUCK did he get away with it?

>>725697828
Does Carol pad her chest in this costume?

>>725697375
I forgot about that one. That's cute.

>>725697828
choco did that entire subarea just for tha line. there's literally nothing else to do there.

>>725697828
I'm looking forward to doing another playthrough once I finish the game on my original save. I'm playing in fr for the continuity but the 2nd time though will be in en. From the little I've heard, it's surprisingly okay.

>>725697828
>>725698001
It was made just for me, pedo. I commissioned Choco to add it.
You wouldn't understand, because you're just a pedophile.

>>725698165
This isn't me, in fact this poster is likely pic related

There are precious few hours left in the contest. The clock is ticking.

>>725698256
>asking for fanart of elsa and anna from frozen kissing
What's wrong with that?

>>725698256
Fuck off, imposter. I'm the real Dan.

>>725698421
They're under the Revised Age of Consent.

>>725698421
>what's wrong with that
Its a weird pervert pretending they have no idea the games community isn't full of pedophiles, he has a history of not only browsing/using skyrim sex mods, but posting and talking about them, while he plays plausible deniability about how he has "no clue" that there's any kind of "lewdness" revolving around onirism

>>725698052
I've been replaying it in English and it's surprisingly good. Alexxas voice actually fits carol quite nicely in the game. My only problem is ragg sounds like a granny

>>725698256
Holy fuck yes I requested the dev for a carol feet update too

I love my onibros for showing me this game.

>>725698902
You're welcome, just make sure to install the lewd mod from atf.

>>725698940
wow, thanks Dan!

>>725698256
Dude will dig into post histories yet hides his. curious. One has to wonder what kind of posting someone projecting that hard would want to hide. Yes. Very curious, indeed.

>>725698256
Do they know the 2nd poster does those things too?

>>725699147
And? I dont have a reddit account, someone else did the heavy lifting for me, you guys aren't exactly sly with your blatant shilling

>>725699147
Would be a shame if google indexed all of the reddit posts making it easy to find his posts anyway with some google searches
Oh wait

>>725699147
You can easily find his post history by just putting his name into google, Dan.
>he's a reddit crossposter
kek of course he is

>>725699454
>everyone who hates this game is the same guy
You're fighting a losing battle here friend, thanks for making the thread about me though :) what can I say, I'm more entertaining than some pedo faggot game

>>725699454
Why am I not surprised

Can I play as one of the hot demon chicks

>>725699454
>all the 'buy an ad' posts are by literal reddit tourists
Jesus christo, how do carol's enemies keep getting exposed like this? Her game released unfinished, missing promised content, and buggy as fuck; and yet ((they)) still can't fucking beat her.

>>725699454
Thanks Dan. Computers isn't my forte.
His account isn't even a year old and he's already made enough posts on reddit to fill 11 pages. Holy cow!

>>725699780
No.Used to in MP but not now. Maybe a tales map allows it?

Yeah, i'm thinking complete carolism victory

>>725700043
I hope he brings it back some day. It's not a Timesplitters type MP without a big cast of weirdos.

>>725697083
>>725697095
>>725697304
That's not the point I was making.
Pandan.

>>725699842
>pedos posting the same images for years
>>725700026
Still not me, can we keep this thread more Dan centric, you're clearly Dan owned, even wearing my name, disgustoid pedonigger

You schizos never use the archive callout correctly. Makes it obvious that one of your own shitpost images was called out using it.

>>725700585
>erm actually you aren't doing it right
The same precise posting style across all uses of an image says otherwise, retarded pedophile

YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL LOLIS ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME, AND YOU LOOK AT BEEBZ AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE, NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER LOLI, YOU HAVE A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I'M A FRENCH GOBLIN, AND I'M NOT NORMAL SO YOU GOT A 25 AT BEST. THEN YOU ADD HAT KID TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTICALLY GO DOWN.
SEE, THE THREEWAY IN THE C TEAM, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING BECAUSE HAT KID KNOWS SHE CAN'T BEAT ME AND SHE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY. SO SMALL BEEBZ, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25 CHANCE AND YOU'VE GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING IN THE C TEAM. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75 CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE USED TO GO ONE ON ONE AND THEN ADD 66 AND 2/3. I GOT 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING IN THE C TEAM.
SEE, BEEBZ, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU IN THE C TEAM.

>>725700917
This is the pedo nigger that pretended to be me in the last thread btw

They don't call me Dan the pedo nigger for nothing.

>>725701060
Its pedo slayer and as you can see by the absolute state of this thread, I'm very effective

Why is every thread on this board just a resident schizo arguing with everyone...

btw, if you're wondering if I'm the same Dan that molested all those teen nick stars, let's just say... perchance

>>725701205
Get over 75 peak players a day for a month and maybe I'll cut your daily shill threads some slack, til then, The slaying of pedos will continue until morale improves

>>725700917
>>725701205
Forgot my name on these posts.

>>725701431
You guys really can't help yourselves, you can't even keep your narrative consistent for 1 thread.....at the very least you need to try and keep up the long con, but you thought you cooked with the Scott steiner meme and had to re-fab it for some other pedo game. Embarrassing, another pedo SCORCHED BY THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND, DAN THE PEDO SLAYER. KEEP SEETHING, BITCH!

>>725701205
No clue. Normally ignoring them is effective, but these days they'll just samefag or vaguepost til someone replies. Mental illness is something else.

Me entering an onirism thread

>>725702002
I liked the english voice acting for this cutscene. Was just as cheesy as I was hoping it to be.

>>725701898
Well no moderation causes that. If they got banned and posts deleted for spamming and trying to start flamewars by replying to themselves then they would stop after a while because it would be easy to tell what's happening when you see 50+ posts go into the trash can at the same time.

Personally, I'm waiting for accessories.

>>725702235
>JUST BAN HIM AND DELETE HIS POSTS!
along with all the obvious samefag shills in this daily advertisement of a thread?

>>725701205
just use your filters and watch half the thread evaporate

>>725702398
How do you plan on doing that, pedophile?

>>725676828 (OP)
tries so hard to be anime but looks like a goblin

>>725702124
isn't the hair supposed to be on fire in this outfit?

pedotranny dev shill thread

>>725702398
You can filter Dan all you like, but there's an army of us. Prepare for PEDO SLAYER RON!!!!! GIT FUCKING DESTROYED BITCH!

>>725702471
goblime, if you will.

>>725702614
PEDO SLAYER MIKE STANDING BY, GIT FUCKED, FAGS

What the fuck is happening in this thread?

>>725700043
What a gay retard Dev

The pedos are being put in their place!

>>725702796
The effects of carolism on the brown mind.

>>725702505
It is but the hair style update broke it. I think it was it's own unique haircut so the base ones don't have the effect on it.
>>725702796
The resident schizo trying his hardest. Pay him no mind.

>>725702796
A prime example of why vidya butts did nothing wrong

>>725702796
Not being able to post the Steamcharts anymore broke shitposters so incredibly hard they now have to put in unpaid overtime to shit up threads.

>>725702796
the schizopherenia has reached its zenith and is going chernobyl
i fucking implore the mods to do something at this point because the psycopathy being exhibited by this fucking teenager needs to be handled

>>725702950
These steam charts?
>6 years of shilling for pic related

the contest deadline inches ever closer...

>>725703015
>help me help me hes gone mad
Imagine being so utterly fucking mindbroken.

>redditors
>twittershitters
>mobile posters
So this is the quality of those who oppose the onirism.
Not. Impressed.

>>725703312
Yeah, you're mentally well....

Imagine the schizophrenia needed to be a resident schizo on a fucking phone
Taking tiny little screenshots and shitposting on your tiny screen and phone keyboard
Just imagine the ergonomics of it
Absolutely deranged

>>725703390
Didn't you get told that hashes mean nothing because they don't change unless the image is altered?

>>725676828 (OP)
ive hated this game for years just for the constant annoying threads about it

>>725703390
>mentally well
Perfectly encapsulates phone posters, heh

>>725703557
That's how you know the dude is a thirdie. Doesn't even have a tablet or something. Nigga is schizoing out on a fucking phone screen lmao

>>725703557
>>725703650
>sure I'm a samefagging freak who posts the same image on a near daily basis for years but YOURE DOING IT ON A PHONE
Utterly raped.

>>725703557
kids don't know how to operate a computer, so being a phoneposter means that he's probably underage

>>725702235
>Well no moderation causes that. If they got banned and posts deleted for spamming and trying to start flamewars by replying to themselves then they would stop
then onirism threads will just be nuked regularly or autosaged like they were before the hack

rottenlake city is so good; everything past rusty canyon has been fucking kino

>>725703650
Busy little bee over here

>>725703615
Sorry, I had more to say but my cat jumped on the keyboard and posted. Even did the captcha, if you can believe it haha.
Anyway, as I was saying; i hated the game for years but then i bought it with the intent of leaving a bad review and refunding it, but I legit ended up falling in love with it. Now I have 12hrs played and can't wait to continue.

>>725703917
>doesn't even have adblock
absolute derangement

>>725703765
>posted without his name
OH NO NO NO, DAN THE PEDO SLAYER HAS BEEN... SLAYED AIIIIEEEEEEE

>>725704071
I took the name off so you can't filter me! I'm always with you, Dan is never leaving :). This is every Onirism thread forever onward! Do you like it?

>>725703883
marshmalott was a little rough, but it's carried by the spectacle and soundtrack. I can't wait for the soundtrack to start dropping so I can get a proper track of the overworld battle bgm.
The forge was ass though.

>>725701898
>illness is something else.
>posts the same thread for 6 years
hello pot, meet kettle

>>725704187
>I took the name off
Another one kneels to the onirism.

Noone deserves a schizo of this magnitude as much as Onirism shills, I hope he continues making you guys miserable

>>725704268
the forge was actual dogshit because it was everything bad about metroid prime 2 echoes magnified
weapons were cool though

>>725702235
>If they got banned and posts deleted for spamming
that would mean this thread gets deleted. the only reason these threaads survive is cuse no mods. REMINDER: these threads are deleted constantly

>>725699842
Carol is way too powerful. Being a carol enemy is just a humiliation ritual.

>>725703015
>i fucking implore the mods to do something at this point
yea like send these threads to /vg/?

>>725704340
welcome to Hell!

>>725704271
>>725704341
>post 1 minute and 2 seconds apart
Samefags really aren't sending their best

>>725704341
Onibros are the only ones capable of handling a shitposter of this magnitude. You think nobeta would be able to deal with this? Or beebz, or hat kid? Carol is the c team's strongest soldier.

Dan gets dabbed.

>>725703613
doesnt change the fact its the same images over and over

>>725704457
>mfw the MAP update drops
I'm still proud of that one. Subtle and works on so many levels.

>>725703557
you are so mad lmao

>>725704525
Dan is your threadmate, you'll get used to me!

>>725704483
based

I bought the game and I like it but the big problems the game has are:
>the girls constant taunting gets annoying holy shit shut the fuck up already bitch
>crapload of bugs ranging from minor to major, like when you shoot a weapon and stop aiming, the shooting sound cuts off, or that shit just doesnt go anywhere near where you're aiming
>the vehicles handle so bad that AVGN could make a skit on how horrible the controls are, and when you exit they keep their throttle and drive away instead of braking
>all the water guns suck ass and feel lame, or at least felt like it until you get the double shotty
>too many places where falling means dying, always nice to lose 1hr of progress after going around the map collecting only to fall in to one pit because some fucking flower has the most unpredictable colliders ever
>these threads
With proper polish, so far I can say this game would be an excellent game for its price, right now I'm at the snow levels. I'm a sucker for Serious Sam (and the other classics this game is ape'ing) so I don't mind the jank, that much.

>>725704525
>nazi salute
wtf I didn't know carol was that based

>>725704473
>durr samefag
every accusation is a confession

>>725704543
>>725704628
>exactly 1 minute apart
The samefag makes little to no effort in hiding his terrible work.

>>725704656
falling doesn't kill you anymore silly
>these threads
life outside of 4chan is possible, but if you care that much about what other people that you don't talk to or care about half to say about something, try reddit

>>725703557
I love my fucking phone! I use it all day at work. It's so much more convenient than a computer! It can't run carols game but I can shitpost on onirism threads with one hand while servicing my boss with the other! Oops gotta go, have to clean up the cum on my face

>>725676828 (OP)
The most shilled game ever.
Lolicons are too busy jerking off to even play their own game.

>>725704748
Neither of those are Dan btw, I AM DAN!

>>725704748
those are two completely different posts. do you even know what a samefag is?

>>725703862
That's also part of the bad moderation though, selectively targeting threads they personally don't like.

>pedos claim victory
>as their thread is in shambles by a John Cena posting schizo
Kek

>>725704580
Based

>>725704819
im gonna laugh when they stop tagging post and just scream in the air like the faggots they are.

>all these archive screencaps
It's like those sitcom episodes where the cast gets stuck somewhere and spend the episode doing call backs. Actually comfy.

>>725704771
I mean all the instant death bottomless pits the game has. And the flowers I mentioned are specifically the ones in the swamp level where you have to hop on a few of them, while doing a slide in to a hop to gain more height to be able to pull it off, and falling down would mean death.

>>725704996
lol there it is
>>725705004

>>725704473
delete this AIEEEEEE

>>725704357
They are deleted as much as any other thread that isn't a twitter screencap. Like the FE relay threads for example

>>725705031
:(

>>725704656
>>the girls constant taunting gets annoying holy shit shut the fuck up already bitch
It sounds SO MUCH BETTER in french

>>725705072
>such a faggot they start faking screenshots
taking a page from choco with his "50k wishlists"

>>725705104
>They are deleted as much as any other thread that isn't a twitter screencap
you know this is a lie.

>>725705164
>50k
He said 100k at one point, he and his discord sycophants really thought they were gonna be the next big thing lmao.
t. Dan btw

>>725705164
Achually it was 75k wishlists.

>>725684234
Yeah lets talk about one of the 3 PS5 exclusives instead.

>>725704748
Stop exposing me oniGOD, please!

>>725676828 (OP)
Why are these generals allowed?

I've been posting the same pictures for 10 years.
I won't stop.
I can't stop.
Onibro for life.

>>725705241
nothing more pathetic than a fan of this game. i just come to /v/ to laugh at them and then i leave. this place has gone to hell and is not worth staying in for more than an hour

How do you even fuck up something this bad ? Everyone was just waiting patiently, and he still found the need to rush 1.0 in this botched dogshit state ?

>>725705285
Why are Peak generals allowed?

>>725705286
You won't stop, and now neither will I. Welcome to Danirism

oniLORDs pls, I beg you. have mercy. look, I put my name back on so you can easily filter me. that's enough, right?

>>725705104
Bull shit.

>>725705286
Me too. I've posted this exact picture 486 times in the last 2 years. All me.

>>725705234
It's not. Hell, Elin threads go deleted so much the OP would use things like "what game makes you delineate things to npcs" because Elin is in the word. Some anon even bought an ad for the game here to dab on a "buy an ad" shitposter.

>>725705373
>forgot the name
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE ONIGAWDS, FORGIVE ME

>>725705367
Actual players :/

>>725705286
this only hurts you

>>725705470
A general is a general.
CULTURAL PHENOMENA

>>725705367
>Peak generals
how new are you?

I wonder who could be making all these phone posts...

>samefag discord shills actually outting themselves after years of pretending there was a secret silent majority of people sharing around the same images coincidentally
TOTAL DAN VICTORY

>avatarfagging with a dude cuddling """"sport""""
Top jej this shit is so pathetic

>>725705445
that is legit sad. imagine spending your life defending a video game so hard.

>>725705615
You're insanly gullible

>>725705623
>says the guy who avatarfags as a child from his pedogame
No leg to stand on, pedoism nigger

>>725705623
compared to avatarfagging as a little girl.

>>725705674
>NOOOO I WAS JUST JOKING, YOURE STUPID!
stay mad, pedonigger

>malding about his sweaty guy rubbing TV show
Bros I think hes actually a faggot lmao

>>725678619
>>725678619
Oh nice I can finally play the fucking game
Online next please, I don't care a super huge amount about the ending.

>>725705661
/v/ is for video games. If you don't like that you should use another board. If everyone wants to talk about a game like Elin or whatever else they should be able to. The only sad thing is spending time on the video game board to not talk about video games.

>>725705694
>avatarfags as a child
Almost as based at avatarfagging as carol to give other onibros JOI in the onicord's hidden channel.

>>725704664
it's actually an anti-nazi salute you uncultured swine. It's a kamen rider reference.

>>725705816
The insults of pedophiles can never hurt me

>>725705816
jesus christ just how low are carols enemies? how does she even do it

>>725705816
>we live in a timeline where onirism and serious sam are bundled together
Sometimes you find silver linings in this hellscape of a world.

>>725705873
Ain't noone talking about pedoism, were talking about THE ONE, THE ONLY, OFTEN IMITATED NEVER DUPLICATED, DAN, THE PEDOOOOOOOOOOOO SLAAAAAYERRRRRERRRR, GET RAPED BITCH

>>725685581
In addition to what the others said 1.0 broke the side areas, according to this thread they came back today

>>725706021
Wait I'm retarded the first reply did mention them

Oh yeah you really slayed the threads lmao sure lil bro

>>725706140
>heheh you haven't beaten us
Then why are you talking about me? :)

>>725706140
>lil bro
zoomers are cancer

>>725706297
Carol can do other things to me in french

>>725705873
i knew my post would make you mad. the problem isnt talking about games. its basing your whole personality off one game and spamming it over and over

this whole thread is just two guys arguing. just delete the thread mods

>>725706518
They're both me btw

>>725706432
>basing your whole personality off one game
nothing wrong with that when the game is as good as onirism

>>725706568
>nothing wrong with that
maybe if you have no friends or job or bitches. probably why you do it

>>725706518
Mods are in a hot pocket coma, there's also a vtuber thread going ignored.

>>725706432
No one is spamming over and over, people just like the game so they make threads for it. Not everyone is here 24 hours a day so people miss threads and make a new one to discuss a game they like. People like you think this site only has like 10 posters so when someone else makes a thread about something you saw hours ago you think it's the same person instead of being rational and understanding that it's likely someone who wasn't around for that thread.

>>725706628
>no friends
I got the carol army.
>or job
I the onirism's one man marketing force. I work pro bono.
>or bitches
I have carol.

>>725706691
>the game with 10 players just magically gets daily threads
Are they alternating on a schedule or something?

picture this game in vr

>>725706762
I love how every single post like this refuses to post the Steamcharts picture alongside it because it would blow your point out of your ass instantly. 1.0 was truly 9/11 for Anti-Onirismfags fags as evidenced by the unpaid overtime done ITT.

>>725706759
most pathetic things ive seen all day.

>>725706759
Most based thing I've seen all day

>>725706880
1.0 is a broken mess. it was 9/11 for the dev

>>725706795
At last, I can become a little girl...

>>725706762
Games with 5 playere get threads. Games with no steam charts to track them get threads. Momodora games have very few players and they get threads. /v/ used to pride itself on playing low player count games until the invasion of normalfags.

>reviews back to mostly positive
>will only get better as the game gets more patches and content
The onirism month? Year?
Nah. We're living in the onirism millennia.

>>725707052
Onwards to onirism 2

>>725706982
Name one other game that has players this low that has had threads being spammed for this long, I'm pretty sure the only reason the mods allow the threads in the first place is because they know if you didn't have an outlet for your autism you'd do something drastic to yourself or others

It's annoying but I still admire the commitment from the single tranny discord server and the pedofrog dev that make daily threads for this failure of a game (that he wasted 8 years of his life on).

Yeah I'm thinking carol won. Yet again.

>ended up cheesing the Tut boss fight with the turret gadget because none of his attacks could hit me while I whittled away at his HP
There weren't even any health pots around so I didn't feel bad about it.

>Philippines
these are the third worlders playing this game

>>725707416
his account is older than you are

>>725707476
you fuckin wish you pedo

>>725707416
That's my alt using a VPN. I'm actually located in your basement.

>indie devs seething because they can't see a single project through to the end without getting burnout after a few months
>meanwhile chocoGOD stayed the course for 20 years, and has even more content planned after the game has its full 1.0 version restored.
>>725707234
Here. This carol art reminds me of stewie.

>>725707416
>14 years of service
And we thank him for it. Carol fi, soldier!

>>725707530
We don't deserve choco. But I'm glad he's around.

I'm glad I waited for the fixes after arriving here. Love this place.

>>725676828 (OP)
Nobody forced them to updoot Unity that was fucking retarded
>muh security vuln.
From Valve's servers? Fuck off, they could've took their time AFTER release to update the game engine if they felt so strongly about it.
If delaying wasn't financially viable.

>>725707654
>Hime cut
Aieeeee

i refunded this on the 1.0 launch because it was a rushed hackjob with too many bugs
thank you that is all

>>725707690
>don't fix the RCE bro, surely nothing could go wrong!
Any other absolutely asinine retarded options you'd like to share with class?

>post picture
>get three replies all 1 minute between posts
make your samefagging less obvious

>>725707225
Beebz games.
Now stop being a schizo

huge patches nearly every day. shows the game was not ready. bad optimization. terrible controller support. no online mode yet.

The great filter.

>>725707820
RCE how exactly? Existing doesn't mean actually fucking possible. Who's attacking a literal WHO 3D platforer?

>>725708096
I thought it wasn't getting patches everyday? But now it did? Can you stay consistent

>>725708185
If it's a multi-player game it's a risk form whoever you're playing with

>>725708185
Have you seen the schizos in these threads?

>>725708185
And somehow that faggot won't have any issue booting up a myriad of older unpatched Unity games.

>>725708402
carol needs a skin called raggsamuffin and she's just wearing the same outfit

>>725706880
>you'll never post the steam charts
The one that says it has 30 players? Is 30 players a number you're proud of

>>725708507
It would take a crazy amount of resources but I'd love to see something like Crash of the Titans where you get an enemy's outfit for beating a certain number of that enemy.

Advocating for bad opsec is just dumb

>>725708594
>Beenz outfit for beating beebz 100 times
Yeah I'd dig that

>[DELETED]
OOH EEH OOH AAH AAH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG

>>725708594
It's not that big of an ask since choco has said it takes him about a day to make an outfit. If he were to do something like that, he could just do it in packs based on the levels.

>>725709010
heh

Hand holding sex with Hellene

>>725709010
>>725709175
they need to brush their teeth

>>725709102
Maybe he'll do it in the post 1.0 content he promised

>>725709010
Interesting...

>>725708096
Yeah, the daily patch notes read like a changelog for a pre-alpha build. It’s like they steamrolled QA out of the dev cycle entirely and just dumped the spaghetti straight onto Steam. Controller support straight-up ignores rebinding half the time, and the menus glitch out with dual input. No online mode and multiplayer’s advertised prominently in the trailer-actual scam tier lmao. At this point I’m just keeping the install to watch the implosion in real-time.

>>725709010
Okay bros it was funny at first but I think carol is actually getting too powerful now

>>725709284
In the end, we wuz Dan all along.

>>725709381
>and multiplayer’s advertised prominently in the trailer
You're just making shit up now.

>>725709408
"Fight on all sides, confuse even yourself"
-sun tzu circa 1.0 launch

>>725709501
>now

>>725707416
That explains why all the threads read like they're Google translated into english

>>725709010
They who do not bend the knee willingly will be forced to.

>>725709408
>>725709650
just textbook schizo behavior
>>725694604

>>725709010
Dan's still here bb, you're stuck with me for life

>>725709010
I really like this image

The crying demons wearing hats and playing jazz at you is really funny. Also on of the schizos ips was banned while I was playing Carols game. Incredible, incredible.

You have roughly 12 hours left to submit your entry for the costume contest.

>>725709973
>Holy hand grenade
That thing on launch was funny

>>725709175
>>725709010
That's funny, you really thought I was gone. I'll keep it on topic for my bros on the moderation force. Ded pedophile game

>>725710067
It's nowhere near as broken anymore but it's still really useful. It's helped me out of some bad situations.

>>725710556
Nice. Id recommend trying out the bubble bracer if you haven't. Used at point blank it can kill almost any enemy , even the big robo spiders

>>725705285
What general? We can go hours without a thread, I think at one point we might have gone a whole day recently.

>>725711027
>a whole day
Incorrect, the thread was deleted

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'

>>725711206
C-Team Peak mod when

>>725711206
i love the fan art of this game lmao

How do you react?

>>725702124
Do I need a strong pc for this game?

>>725711506
By ignoring carolppai

>>725711625
something something fire resistance potion

>>725704525
KAMEN RIDER RIDER
RIDER KAMEN RIDER

>>725711625
Why does it oscillate? What did Choco mean by this?

>>725711839
Lore reasons.

>>725707621
Sleep tight, Choccer

>>725708147
Please with all the movement tech at this part of the game you can skip this part easily
>t. Found ways to skip entire levels by going Oob

>>725712140
source? wheres the rest

>>725712343
Right here

>>725712454
BEEEEEEEEBZ

Mmm yummy soda

wtf this game is big?!
you guys better not be meme me

>>725712343
>hes unaware of choco's private archive of carol smut animations
Ngmi

>>725712870
Campaign alone is 30h+ with very little asset reuse.

>>725711625
Don't ignore her, that's not nice.

>>725712870
>wtf this game is big?!
for you

>>725713160
we need more ingame screenshots of that special limited edition carol

>>725698940
>atf
Is there anywhere to download the mods that isnt a honeypot?

I must sleep onibros.

>>725713975
sleep well anon

Why do you fags waste time spamming the same shit, the same arguments, and the same shitty porn every day on here? This game is objectively shit as shown by the reviews and player count, nobody cares about this game. Why don’t the six of you just circlejerk on discord like normal autists, instead of performing the same humiliation ritual here on a daily basis? You’re all dementiamaxxing, talking about nothing to nobody on a daily basis.

>>725714267
The fact the thread instantly went back to calm game discussion shows how much Anti-Onirism seethe is completely artificial and only propped up by the exact samefags. Keep crying faggot.

>>725714512
See>>725710365
Games dead bitch
Dan btw :) see you next thread

>>725695130
w-what the fuck.. i don't remember making this post..

>>725697304
he was out-goblined

>>725702796
a seething autist getting humiliated by a little girl

>>725706795
i don't give a shit about VR until it has a built-in scent feature

>>725717073
just get a wig, manequin head and perfume

i want to buy a balljoint doll and dress it up like carol

>>725685961
Everyone here wants to be you anon. Even when taking your lumps

I want to help bump Carol's thread the rest of the way to 500 but I have to go to bed now too...

Uppies!

>>725712870
The environments are all extremely varied so there's not much room to reuse assets between them.