Thread 725677676

we dont even know the price, calm your bait posts

>>725677676 (OP)
Is this achievable natty? and how, if so?

Steam Machine already flopped

>>725677676 (OP)
I look like this

>>725677676 (OP)
I think it's only real chance of success is as an affordable competent PC for brown people

>>725678091
try keto

>>725677849
Eat a shit ton of junk food and never exercise

>>725678034
We have the Steam Machine Remake now, grandpa.

>>725677849
American food

>>725678807
And it'll be a re-flop.

>>725678807
...which also already flopped.

>>725677676 (OP)
Tendie here
I look exactly like this, and I say those things

>>725677849
Klinefelter syndrome

>>725678962
Uh okay, Steam Machine Remake: Remastered

>>725678850
that's better than whatever he's probably actually eating

>>725678034
Already memory holed by the new names overlapping with the old ones.

>>725679014
>>725679098
Valve has a lot of "not-console" hardware flops.

>>725679045
there is quite literally nothing wrong with aspartame

>>725677676 (OP)
>mfw valve is advertising their new hardware using trannies and faggots
I think you're right anon.

>>725679236
Steam Machine Remake: Remastered -Definitive Edition-

>>725678208
Wrong, retard. It's only chance of success is if Microsoft keeps cramming in AI bullshit into their OS.
This is the foot in the door for steamOS to become the main OS for consumers instead of windows.

>>725679298
Valve had to cancel many of them as they sold so poorly

>>725679530
They should wordfilter 'retard' to 'benchod'

>>725678091
I also look like that.

>>725679596
Blood bastard, what is wrong with the retard word? Does it offend you? Nigger faggot retard?

>>725679691
It's become a bit too much of a howdy-doo
A retard is me, and him, and you!

>>725679238
did I ask if there was?

>>725679578
Linux gaming was fucking garbage at the time, so they basically had to spend until the steam deck released making it viable for this shit to work.
Back when the first machines, there was no proton, so they relied on devs porting the games, and most of the time, they were basically the windows version with an old wine packed in, same shit with witcher 2 from cdpr, first and last game they released on linux thanks to the huge backlash for how utterly bad it run.

>>725679238
Yeah sure thing, agent.

>>725681473
I'm glad Valve didn't abandon Linux gaming but holy shit there were NO games for "steam play" back then. It's crazy how deep they dove for what effectively had 0 support

>>725678091
>>725679672
be my boyfriend (I am going to restrict your diet and make you work out with me)

>>725677676 (OP)
I wanna be an actor.

>>725682317
Sorry, but I'm married with a four year old son.

>>725677676 (OP)
Thats the average steam shill form

>>725677676 (OP)
Serious question, can I install Photoshop and draw in a Steam Machine?

>>725677676 (OP)
This guy loves Donkey Kong Bananza!

HL3 will be a Steam Machine exclusive

>>725683446
hes just like me fr

>>725683658
You will be Steam Machine exclusive

H-hot..

>>725677676 (OP)
feel for thi guy, losing weight is hard

>>725683658
Linux exclusive if anything
I wouldn't mind it, make the goycattle try retard friendly Linux distros by force
The more of them switch the more pressure there is on spyware anticheat shilling game devs and pro software corpos
The end result is windows being exclusively used by low iq luddites

>>725677676 (OP)
nigga shaped like a fertility idol

>>725677676 (OP)
You look like that

>>725683445
I think you can with winboat but don't quote me on that

>>725686074
wait, the vid says you can install windows on it
i now feel stupid for upgrading my old pc lol

>>725687487
Well yeah.... Its a PC, anon.... You could install windows on the deck if you were so inclined as well

>>725687618
what the fuck

>>725679238
Aside from being disgusting?

>>725688001
But I've got a steam deck?

>>725677676 (OP)
trvke

>>725677676 (OP)
Steam deck got outsold by the Switch 2 lmao

>>725687920
>The console gamer mind can't comprehend this

>>725677676 (OP)
STEAM STEAM STEAM STEAM. GO

>>725677849
x2 or more zelda games in your top 15 games list

>>725691028
I don't think liking Zelda gives you Kleinfelters disease. I'm fit and have at least 4 or 5 Zelda games in my top 15 btw

>>725687920
Did you really not know that

>>725683338
you sick fuck

>>725678850
>>725679045
>eat slop
>still outperform everyone else on the planet by a landslide

>>725691653
I don't bother with consoles or handhelds in general so I didn't know.

>>725677676 (OP)
How do people get this fat? Is it just inactivity?

Im 25 years old and 6'1". Eat shitloads of maccas but still 82kg. I do walk a lot though.

>>725693008
Soda instead of water.

>>725693290
Do Americans really

>>725693385
>he drinks water instead of soda
que?

>>725693527
UK here guvnor

>>725693385
Yes, also our breads are loaded with preservatives giving them insane shelf lifes of like a month if not more.
Most preservatives are oils, coupled with added sugar for taste makes just our bread alone more carbo-rich than european bread.

It's hard not to get fat in the US, unless you lower your portions.

>>725693385
A lot of them, yeah. It's also why Mexicans and seemingly random shithole island countries become bloatmaxxed when Coca-Cola rolls in.

>>725677676 (OP)
fucking disgusting how some people are this fat. HOW? how do they even afford all those calories? and how much time do they spend eating? Do they wake up and just start gorging? Crazy shit. At least they die early

>it's Nintendo fans making me mad!
The entire industry is laughing at you

>>725693641
>>725693709
Fellas you gotta drink the water