Thread 725682785

I need the stupidest KH images you have.

Does anyone have that image of the IQ bell curve chart about KH's story? I can never find it.

>>725682785 (OP)
Is this a case of Tell and not Show? Did we ever see the consequences of muh meddling?

>>725684242
>Did we ever see the consequences of muh meddling?

pretty much BBS explained it. Vanitas/xehanort nearly threw off the disney stories from fucking around with unversed, that was the entire game essentially, stopping them from meddling.
i mean, i think that's the entire point of kingdom hearts, they meddle to keep the order.

>>725684242
>>725684445
Its also a core part of KH1 and the first half of KH2 with the council of evil and Pete being the Darkness version of a Drug Dealer.
You just don't notice it because Sora is there to serve as a counterweight but moments like Jaffar using the Heartless as an army and going off script and pivoting to finding the keyhole instead of getting the Lamp is a massive shift.
Likewise Scar in KH2 would of rolled Simba with the darkness Pete gave him if not for Sora getting involved.

does anyone have the edit of this brick wall with Xion

>>725684242
I am pretty syre the whole no muddking thing is, because didn't allow you to take world specific party members with you.
The company is very autistic about how their IPs interact with eachother.

>>725682785 (OP)
is there a recording of a donald duck voice reading this?

>>725685604
I love casual nudity.

>>725684445
This actually made me lol

I miss when westerns had sincerity, and didn't enjoy media with 10 layers of irony. Something just shifted in the 2010s. No one can make a story like Kingdom Hearts or Sonic adventure with cartoon characters in sincere narratives anymore. Maybe it might be because of marvel and how their style of self deprecating humor became the norm.

It gets worse the more you look at it

>>725686345
https://fakeyou.com/media/m_c08vbk3d4x77vf5yexjrpahnq8v2m5
https://fakeyou.com/media/m_qdtbsekkgzkrvnvd1nspvf3s9e5gcq
https://fakeyou.com/media/m_wkmx6tdtgepqpm3xkpbjj4w2525ez7
https://fakeyou.com/media/m_14xzdm3tbs63qqdabnt9kq5jsat7bg

>>725682785 (OP)
Cant imagine the seething the "toodeep4you" try hards like kojima and co must feel about kh.
The deepest most convoluted most confusing pretend story in the industry isnt theirs.. but is actually a story about mickey mouse.
Thats gotta sting.

>>725686248
https://voca.ro/1hHLqGwIgKil

I miss these little fellas sometimes, has there been any word on KH4 since the trailer dropped over 3 years ago?

>>725692023
I can't see this image without hearing Chris, Ding Dong and Julian breaking out into hysterical laughter.

BRAVO NOMURA

>>725682785 (OP)
I have some manga crops but some are unfinished as I suck at editing on Gimp

>>725692420
Nothing. It's another "announce the game when we haven't really done anything yet and then don't say anything more for 5 years" type of situation. Only big news has been that Missing Link got cancelled.

>>725692539
Bugs you say?

>>725693535
>donald using zeta flare is a stupid moment
thats legit the best moment in that trashfire of a game, what are you on?

>>725692880
This one always makes me kek

>>725694435
This is the most accurate KH image of all time.

>>725692539
>>725693250
>Merricku
>Mer-Riku

>>725693140
the manga was way funnier than it had any right to be.

>>725682785 (OP)
Why is that stupid? It explains why the worlds are separate, why they don't meddle, why the meddling is dangerous and why they need to fix all of it.

>dude kh is so stupid haha
get new material guys

>>725695509
first its esoteric babble.
second, imagine donald saying that in his donald duck voice. hilarious esoteric babble.

I say put Sora to the sideline and let Donald and Goofy take the reigns, Donald doesn't take anyone's shit and Goofy is a chad that takes life by the balls and overcomes any obstacle thrown his way.

Plus, he fucks.

>>725695640
>imagine donald saying that in his donald duck voice
That's why it's great, and it's played straight.

Wonder how many people actually think that's the real manga translation

>>725695640
>imagine
>>725687225

>>725697142
>Rapunzel about to get Goof'd

RETURN MY WIG OR SUFFER THE SLAB

>>725694331
its kinda insane how good the humans look

Honorary king dong hats

>>725695384
So does Christianity exist in Kingdom Hearts?

>>725699901
Plenty of gods are real in Kingdom Hearts, so while Christianity probably exists, it's obviously incorrect at a base rate.

what does /v/ think of this fan dub?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezHwxfEqYyM

i'm sure it's posted already but i like it

>>725695617
Have a little bit of fun anon. KH IS stupid but its fun stupid

>>725686112
>>725686248
nobody has this? ;_; dont make me go to /r/

>>725684445
i hate that this reminds me that there is a bugs bunny and daffy duck doujin

>>725692357
damnit snake, focus.. your mission is to retrieve and post the brick wall edit. you've only got 24 hours until the terrorists detonate the nuke...

This dialog fits so well. You'd think it was written to spoof Kingdom Hearts if you didn't know which show it comes from.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQPgQd_ODOc

>>725705790
i knew it was xna before embedding it
someone can do the whole show with anybody, but the actual delivery sells it

>>725682785 (OP)
why do you always need them what do you do with them?

>>725706990
I like that picture anon

>>725706990
Sora's second wife...

>>725707628
Watcha Roxas doing?

>>725698943
You don't see this autism enough these days.

>>725682785 (OP)
Kingdom hearts was explained years ago by Anon.

>>725708001
i assure you deviantart still has just as much autism

I'm playing through KH3 again and I have to say it is so fun just not giving a fuck about the story.
Also Aqua is hot

>>725692340
I fucking love kingdom hearts bros

I can't stop laughing in this fucking thread.
I love this series so much bros.

>>725708405
based Sora getting some blue bush

>>725708128
It's not the same, and you have to sift through some much AI bullshit to find anything. Gone are the days where you spend an hour or two and come away with a series of pictures where some guy uses an actual photo of himself to draw an overweight Moltres taking a massive shit on him.

>>725708980
Not just bush but big titties on a tomboy too.
Seriously I fucking loved Aqua ever since I first laid eyes on her when I first played BBS almost 10 years ago.
Needless to say I much enjoyed playing as her in 2.8

Sora should be getting his cock and balls tortured by larxene

>>725709280
Mogged by Aqua

>>725709427
>opening the door

>>725710262
Luxord's faces in the manga are top-tier

>>725710362
The manga and his scenes in KH3 made him one of my favorite Org members.

Not stupid but cute instead

Kingdom Hearts is the gift that keeps on giving

>>725710624
such a overpowerd summon :D

>>725709427
and what would kh1 ansem do?

>>725694435
Literally me after Nomura flooded the series with mobile "games."

>>725710871
>Summons Guardian
>Guardian throws shit at you

Just came across this

What if we had a full Smash game where all stories kind of clashed together?

Art by @Kicdon_smash on X

>>725710927
>throws shit
>not cum

>>725692340
Hehehehe

>>725711613
No I'm saying that Guardian grabs one of Ansem's turds from the toliet and throws it at you.

>>725686295
Which is a shame, it'd be nice to see more interactions there.

really glad my autism as a kid didn't let me get into KH. jesus christ this shit is awful

>>725712446
Kingdom Hearts is very fun to play and the story is an absolute joke.
Like man just enjoy the retardation

>>725700143
I mean it must depend on the worlds right?

>>725712446
your loss rajeesh

>>725699901
Dude Kingdom Hearts is big time fueled by Christianity because Nomura loves Christian motifs and elements. Those chapel stations of awakening are huge symbols of Christian religion. And then you have things like Sora being like a Jesus figure. Sora also can grow a literal angel's wing on his back during the final boss fight of Remind. And the new villains are using the latin names of the Seven Deadly Sins.

Kingdom Hearts is Christianity fueled. Though I wish Sora would do like Adam, Noah, Job, and actually fuck a damn chick already.

>>725695509
Mainly because its Donald Duck explaining something pretty simple to understand yet in a completely convoluted, verbose, pretentious, and esoteric way.
Its kind of like "Will you Fight? Or will you perish like a dog?" but taken and done seriously.

>>725712880
Indian Derangement Syndrome

>>725695617
The real question is how much longer can Kingdom Hearts last as a brand? Kingdom Hearts 4 is looking to be a low selling failure.

>>725713310
Forgot to say Hell actually exists in Kingdom Hearts. Maleficent told Aqua before her boss fight:

"See for yourself all the powers of Hell!"

And I'm well aware that she says this line in Sleeping Beauty but it doesn't change the reality that Hell could be quite real in Kingdom Hearts. Especially since again the Foretellers are based on the Seven Deadly Sins. I really wish we could see Sora fight...

Lucifer/Satan
Leviathan
Mammon
Belphogor
Asmodeus
Beelzebub

Maybe throw in other biblical figures like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

>>725712446
I mean you did enter a thread showing the worst shit out of context. For a series with like 10 games this is noting.

>>725712657
Kingdom Heart's story may be badly written idiocy but its stupid fun.

Now you want a bad story try the ongoing currently airing series Hazbin Hotel, the main story is basically preaching that evil people like rapists, cannibals, drug makers, serial killers, etc are actually misunderstood victims and that they don't belong stuck in Hell.

>>725682785 (OP)
I love the manga adaptations.

Anyone else think that Sora should have been younger? Him being a teenager yet he behaves like a ten year old is....off putting.

>>725713384
you seem personally attacked

I'm getting my fix from Genshin now but man, I miss KH...

>>725714198
Kingdom Hearts is not dead. Square Enix has not discontinued the series. And frankly even when Nomura reached the end I don't see Kingdom Hearts dying. The brand has evergreen potential. The problem however is Disney can't be trusted with the brand since they are terrible at managing franchises especially now.

Couldn't find the image in my folders in a timely manner, so just have it in video form.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfhcAzpaFj4

>>725686620
It was the norm because sincerity and serious stories were considered boring, and events where you had to learn something or find meaning got in the way of plots moving forward and viewers getting entertained. This was also the same reason why Nomura games were made fun of in the 2010s while Uncharted and other quippy games were praised. This was also one factor that led to the cancellation of Versus 13.

>>725682785 (OP)
>Lucky enough to not be in a KH game.
based

>>725686620
The main issue I have with irony becoming mainstream is that AAA/Hollywood quipping and poking jokes at the concept of media is toothless because the man is never gonna take actual shots at 'the man'. It's a subversion of the concept of subversion to make it the expected baseline.

There's still indies that are heartfelt and earnest but those often trend the other way of therapyspeak and every villain having several layers of justification for their actions. They're too focused on being respectful to feel real.

>Frankenweenie rumored for KH4

I fucking hope so, the worlds for 3 were all bog standard and boring

>>725712816
I mean if 1950s England exists in Kingdom Hearts 1, then by extension, yes it probably exists there.

>>725715231
>I mean if 1950s
no it doesn't. like 1910s does though

>>725714094
Sora had the perfect age in KH1 where he's old enough to be a believable junior hero and young enough where he's making friends with everyone and treated like a brat by Donald. Him aging up in KH2 is fine, but with KH3 and now KH4 he's literally starting to get too old to be friends with Winnie the Pooh
Also there's the fact he's being flanderized as being nice so Roxas can be the edgy one. He's 16~17 years old by now in KH4 so him acting excited about Disney rides and having no edge just doesn't really work unless you love cinnamon rolls

>>725715546
the Guy has been on an adventure for years and Met THE Santa Claus. why would he be more mature?

>>725715527
Yeah, my bad I went by when Disney originally released the movie, regardless it'd still exist by the time frame of the movie.

I really, really like KH1 Kairi

>>725715642
Santa would forgive getting angry at people who kill your friends and girlfriend

>>725686112
I think I know which edit you're talking about give me a sec

>>725715070
It's the only one that makes sense if they don't want to visit Halloween Town again. I mean I guess they could if they wanted to borrow the Capcom game's plot for another reason to visit Jack, but we need different stuff.

>>725715546
>16~17 years old
>excited about Disney rides and having no edge
literally me

>>725692357
HOLY SHIT A TALKING WALL

>>725716183
someone didn't think the composition through here
too much negative space

While >>725692023 is amazing in its own right I find >>725692340 to feel like the quintessential KH pic.

>>725692439
Holy based. Always loved to slap his shit.

>>725686112
>>725702915
could you describe it?

>>725692340
>the movie happens the exact same way but cartoon characters are there
Really sums up the series nicely, doesn't it?

So liking Disney isn't gay when in Kingdom Hearts?

>>725717243
never was we love corpos here

>>725717040
the worst worlds are the ones that are just 1:1 recreations of the movies with Sora & Co just added in the scenes
especially cringe if you have iconic scenes WITHOUT THE PROPER MUSIC HOLY SHIT

>>725717198
the oney playthrough has ruined this dynamic for me lol

>>725715546
>but with KH3 and now KH4 he's literally starting to get too old to be friends with Winnie the Pooh
The fuck is wrong with you, are you saying you WOULDN'T be friends with Winnie the Pooh? Tht's ghoulish

>>725718186
Don't worry anon. Soon he'll have no choice

>>725718186
>The fuck is wrong with you, are you saying you WOULDN'T be friends with Winnie the Pooh? Tht's ghoulish
I wouldn't the bear is racist and meant to be offensive to asian people. Glad they woke up and removed it.

>>725717198
Roxanne Sex

>>725715294
Wasnt the final boss of Bravely Default throwing out multiple Zettaflares

>>725714331
KH is too inconsistent and somewhat ambitious, hate to bring up this franchise but check out how many games it consistently gets every 2 to 3 years. Sure you could argue “Quantity over Quality”

https://youtu.be/NjcPItRt1Zw?si=MDBajG9Up7R3crBH&t=79

>>725719369
technically not the final boss iirc, just the pre final boss
and she was being empowered by the actual final boss, who was literally a god so

>>725719720
If anything the fact someone else had to be under those circumstances to cast it makes it even more impressive that the sheer power of Donald Fucking Duck alone was enough

>>725708980
Naminè is better

>>725709203
Not just that but her Feet too

>>725694435
"So you have come this (Ja)far, and still you understand nothing."

>>725714331
>Disney can't be trusted with the brand
Any you think fucking Squeenix can be trusted?

>>725715546
To be fair he's still the same age in 3 as he was in 2.
Though he is indeed older in kh4.

Strelitzia Sex

>>725715890
>exposed tummy
>choker
>shorts with tank top
>exposed tummy
>cute short hair
>small, but perky tits
>DSL
Kh1 kairi was peak hebe slut design.
She's exactly the kind of girl every guy in middleschool would have a crush.
No idea how nomura did it.

>>725682785 (OP)
Wake up anon

>>725708001
Top fucking kek this has to be an intentional parody

My understanding of Kingdom Hearts after reading this thread is that it is a PG version of Tails Gets Trolled.

>>725720571
Kinda, but it also genuinely has its moments.

>>725720172
japanese people are programmed to create cute characters

>>725719491
I'd actually argue "last good game was almost a decade ago and the one before that almost two decades."

>>725720571
a series of retcons in a trenchcoat presenting itself as a cohesive whole
by the end of the games, it could be described as a melodrama about an evil guy who forms an apocalypse cult with clones of himself across time and space in order to reset the universe (because uhhhhh to create balance or something) which causes anime characters to have to hit each other with swords to stop him and then disney (occasionally final fantasy) characters are in the background except for when theyre mandated to be center stage because they are actually plot relevant for the moment and the amount during which they are relevant rapidly decreases in favor of the anime OCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o1ieehttdA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjiHufVEc7g

>>725719491
waiting a decade for a new game is just ass

>>725719896
man the next part of jo-jo got really weird.

>>725721842
>"last good game was almost a decade ago
And that game was?

>>725716947
I thought this was the Built for BBC screencap.

>>725682785 (OP)
The is the foundation of Arcanums world building btw and everyone thinks thats great

>>725712446
this but with nintendo and smash bros

>>725713995
>>725695485
The manga is the definitive way to experience Kingdom Heart's story

>>725720025
I fucking hate the web browser story so fucking much, they're nothing but a mistake

>>725724356
I like it in a vacuum, but I really don't like that Ventus, Marluxia and larxene are from there

>>725682785 (OP)
Got you

>>725722884
SoV.

>>725724789
Ah I thought you were talking about kh.

>>725722062
kojima is exploding with jealousy

>>725723508
>sora and roxas have sameface because they're actually one in the same
>whoops roxas actually got his looks from ventus

Why are their feet so fucking big?

>>725725084
>he doesn't know

>>725710871
Turn off the light.

>>725684445
KEK

>>725715546
He did get half his brain removed in CoM and then spent a year comatose in a pod.

Does anyone have "you think you can just psyche me out by saying really random stuff?"

>>725726159
Nice, thank you.

>>725697647
Oh my.

someone post the Toy Story Woody one, always makes me laugh.

>>725717243
Indeed. The Japanese autism helps to counter balance things.

>>725694435
Like yakuza games, I don't care about the whole plot and just enjoy the current moment

>>725725127
That okay since ventus heart was in sora

>>725717243
KH3 came out before Disney went mask off

>>725726557
>>725727067
The Pixar worlds had the best writing hands down
>Woody roasting Young Xehanort
>Sulley yeeting Vanitas

>>725692340
>>725697142
Serious scene + goofy is the funniest shit ever

>>725729886
I liked Tangled.

>>725709074
>and come away with a series of pictures where some guy uses an actual photo of himself to draw an overweight Moltres taking a massive shit on him.
Fuck, i remember that. He also wanted to eat the shit.

>>725730245
Well in terms of actual Disney canon movies, Big Hero 6 was overall the best world

>>725692023
Giddy up

>>725692590
Whichever child gets slain last gets the big bottle of 7UP!

>>725709280
this but instead of Sora it should be me

>>725694435
Zane's Ansem was a legendary character.

>>725715890
she's the only version of Kairi that I like

>>725682785 (OP)
this makes sense for time travel to prevent causality paradoxes but why would teleporting to an alternate reality and fucking with everything cause a paradox?

>>725720667
the comedy from tails gets trolled is intentional though

>>725724173
goofy's about to pull out his cock

>>725697647
Well, that's a keeper!

>>725712657
>>725713852
KH1, CoM and 2 are a genuinely well written and thematically rich trilogy and I'll never back down on that.
Everything after that sucks though.

>>725731143
same logic as jojo part 7
and no araki doesnt really give a good reason for that either

>>725714595
He would be massively OP as a hidden superboss

>>725682785 (OP)
I like to call this one “Sebastian goes for it”

>>725715928
Santa would give you coal and a stocking to put it in, so you can make an effective maul.

>>725730746
It was my least favorite, the whole thing was huge but fucking empty.

>>725730336
Wasn't it also the guy who was in love with Reshiram? There was a fascinating saga that was pretty much just the ending of The Graduate. I also remember an awful song that went along with it.

>>725732036
damn it. makes me think of a fucking weird webm i saw

Marluxia was originally going to be a woman

>>725682785 (OP)
Obligatory classic

>>725684445
GOD I hate Don Rosa's soulless """style"""
(using templates and rulers and compasses)

>>725733527
nigger

>>725694331
this looks awesome ngl, the pirate level in kh3 is the best one and frozen the shitty one

>>725694575
For me, it's

>>725695384
>I am the origin of life
You will be missed Tony Jay, your performance for the Elder God will always be my favourite

Just a friendly reminder that Demyx is The MoM

and one i made in
>2018
huh i thought it was longer

>>725733527
i hate you

>>725682785 (OP)
Behold!

post chunkairi

>>725735647
Fuck Unreal.

>>725735647
It'll never not impress me that in game KH3 is on the same level of model quality as the PS2 pre rendered cutscenes

>>725736237
They really should never have changed engines.

>>725734863
>>>/mu/128451587