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what are we gonna call this?

>gabecube
>steamcube
Anonymous No.725685216 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
Shitcube
Anonymous No.725685328 [Report]
the AlyXbox
Anonymous No.725685406 [Report]
even intel budget gpus come with 12gb of vram
Anonymous No.725685461 [Report]
gabencube
Anonymous No.725685614 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
>what are we gonna call this?
A waste of time and money.
Anonymous No.725685641 [Report] >>725687710 >>725693407
GabeCube - desktop
GabeGear - portable
Anonymous No.725685689 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
The Valve Gabecube.

Or GCV for short
Anonymous No.725685723 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
E-waste
Anonymous No.725685835 [Report]
Poobox 360
Anonymous No.725685873 [Report] >>725686384 >>725688593
Anonymous No.725685975 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
steam desk
Anonymous No.725685987 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
Poop cube
Anonymous No.725686087 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
Carpet fire
Anonymous No.725686242 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
Anonymous No.725686384 [Report]
>>725685873
nice
Anonymous No.725686813 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
THE OUYA 2
Anonymous No.725687710 [Report]
>>725685641
>GabeCube
I can hear the SEGA voice saying that.
saucy No.725688045 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
B-52 Bomber
Anonymous No.725688197 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
Gameccabe
Anonymous No.725688290 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
Linuxbox

Pretty funny how Windowsbox died then Linuxbox took its place.
Anonymous No.725688497 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
>"Rated M for mature"
>Commercial of Gabe Newell bursting through the wall with a HEV suit holding a crowbar and saying he's ready to save the universe
>"You realize you'll have to pay for the damage you just did to that wall, right?"
>"Oh..."
>Cuts to game footage
>New story, new graphics, new puzzles, new innovation in technology, buy Half Life 3 today, only on the Valve Gabecube
>*whisper* "Gabecuuube"
Anonymous No.725688514 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
Gaybox.
Anonymous No.725688529 [Report] >>725688926
>>725684382 (OP)
will this even comes bundled with the new steam controller? Pretty gay if it's not
Anonymous No.725688593 [Report]
>>725685873
Instead of pizzicato strings it's the sound of them ignoring game-breaking bugs and bot DDOSes in Team Fortress 2.
Anonymous No.725688713 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
Moloch Box
Anonymous No.725688926 [Report] >>725689970
>>725688529
they said it would, only a keyboard/mouse are separate if you want to use those. i wonder if a console with no paid online will catch on with the normies.
Anonymous No.725689220 [Report]
steaming pile of cube
>>725684382 (OP)
or SPoC, for short
Anonymous No.725689863 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
Cute little thing, but it's the aarch64 SteamOS-running VR goggles and the gamepad that interest me.
Anonymous No.725689970 [Report] >>725690269
>>725688926
It's not even really a console, it's basically just a Steam Deck in a box with six cores instead of four and a RDNA3 dGPU. So if anything, this is a HTPC.
Anonymous No.725690001 [Report]
Gabecube for sure
Anonymous No.725690269 [Report]
>>725689970
sounds good to me but im gonna wait for performance review first
Anonymous No.725690484 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
A cube of saturn.
Anonymous No.725690684 [Report]
black cube of Gaben
Anonymous No.725690713 [Report]
gabecube is pretty low effort shit but it also fits perfectly so it's gabecube.
Anonymous No.725690969 [Report] >>725691920
>>725684382 (OP)
So this is the stream machine? I'm assuming this thing will need to be connected to a TV? And it will use the tvs speakers right?
So how come my stupid ass steam deck only uses the decks speakers instead of my tvs speakers everytime I connect the deck to the tv with an hdmi cable? I think I'd laugh my ass off if hear this stupid ass box also can't use the tvs speakers either because valve also fucked up here.
Anonymous No.725691920 [Report] >>725693259
>>725690969
Are you using a functional HDMI adapter plugged into your USB-C port or a shitty chinese one off amazon that has the audio lines clipped?
Anonymous No.725692954 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
Vbox
Anonymous No.725693259 [Report]
>>725691920
It's the one that came with the decks dock. I forget but I'm pretty sure I used my other hdmi cables on the deck and nope. Shit don't work. Raspberry pi works just fine.
I did ask on the steam forums and did get it to work for a while with whatever I did there, but then some dumb ass update comes along and the thing is back to using the speakers. I'd be seething about this but I kinda sorta don't care.
Anonymous No.725693407 [Report]
>>725685641
kek
Anonymous No.725693439 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
thew jewish saturn fagcube
Anonymous No.725693452 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
gabebox
Anonymous No.725693465 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
Anonymous No.725693509 [Report]
>>725684382 (OP)
okama gamesphere
Anonymous No.725693674 [Report] >>725693756
>>725684382 (OP)
the /v/'s gonna be crying over this for years
Anonymous No.725693756 [Report] >>725693836
>>725693674
I'm not fucking mad retard
Anonymous No.725693836 [Report]
>>725693756