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Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:09:33 AM No.725684382 [Report] >>725685216 >>725685614 >>725685689 >>725685723 >>725685975 >>725685987 >>725686087 >>725686242 >>725686813 >>725688045 >>725688197 >>725688290 >>725688497 >>725688514 >>725688529 >>725688713 >>725689220 >>725689863 >>725690484 >>725690969 >>725692954 >>725693439 >>725693452 >>725693465 >>725693509 >>725693674

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what are we gonna call this?

>gabecube
>steamcube

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:18:16 AM No.725685216 [Report]

>>725684382 (OP)
Shitcube

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:19:40 AM No.725685328 [Report]

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the AlyXbox

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:20:32 AM No.725685406 [Report]

even intel budget gpus come with 12gb of vram

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:21:05 AM No.725685461 [Report]

gabencube

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:22:33 AM No.725685614 [Report]

>>725684382 (OP)
>what are we gonna call this?
A waste of time and money.

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:22:52 AM No.725685641 [Report] >>725687710 >>725693407

GabeCube - desktop
GabeGear - portable

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:23:18 AM No.725685689 [Report]

>>725684382 (OP)
The Valve Gabecube.

Or GCV for short

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:23:31 AM No.725685723 [Report]

>>725684382 (OP)
E-waste

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:24:28 AM No.725685835 [Report]

Poobox 360

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:24:49 AM No.725685873 [Report] >>725686384 >>725688593

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Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:25:49 AM No.725685975 [Report]

>>725684382 (OP)
steam desk

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:25:54 AM No.725685987 [Report]

>>725684382 (OP)
Poop cube

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:26:55 AM No.725686087 [Report]

>>725684382 (OP)
Carpet fire

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:28:20 AM No.725686242 [Report]

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>>725684382 (OP)

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:29:52 AM No.725686384 [Report]

>>725685873
nice

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:34:24 AM No.725686813 [Report]

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>>725684382 (OP)
THE OUYA 2

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:43:57 AM No.725687710 [Report]

>>725685641
>GabeCube
I can hear the SEGA voice saying that.

saucy 11/13/2025, 12:47:39 AM No.725688045 [Report]

>>725684382 (OP)
B-52 Bomber

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:49:24 AM No.725688197 [Report]

>>725684382 (OP)
Gameccabe

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:50:32 AM No.725688290 [Report]

>>725684382 (OP)
Linuxbox

Pretty funny how Windowsbox died then Linuxbox took its place.

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:52:51 AM No.725688497 [Report]

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>>725684382 (OP)
>"Rated M for mature"
>Commercial of Gabe Newell bursting through the wall with a HEV suit holding a crowbar and saying he's ready to save the universe
>"You realize you'll have to pay for the damage you just did to that wall, right?"
>"Oh..."
>Cuts to game footage
>New story, new graphics, new puzzles, new innovation in technology, buy Half Life 3 today, only on the Valve Gabecube
>*whisper* "Gabecuuube"

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:52:57 AM No.725688514 [Report]

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>>725684382 (OP)
Gaybox.

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:53:08 AM No.725688529 [Report] >>725688926

>>725684382 (OP)
will this even comes bundled with the new steam controller? Pretty gay if it's not

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:53:56 AM No.725688593 [Report]

>>725685873
Instead of pizzicato strings it's the sound of them ignoring game-breaking bugs and bot DDOSes in Team Fortress 2.

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:55:09 AM No.725688713 [Report]

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>>725684382 (OP)
Moloch Box

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 12:57:40 AM No.725688926 [Report] >>725689970

>>725688529
they said it would, only a keyboard/mouse are separate if you want to use those. i wonder if a console with no paid online will catch on with the normies.

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 1:00:49 AM No.725689220 [Report]

steaming pile of cube
>>725684382 (OP)
or SPoC, for short

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 1:06:59 AM No.725689863 [Report]

>>725684382 (OP)
Cute little thing, but it's the aarch64 SteamOS-running VR goggles and the gamepad that interest me.

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 1:08:04 AM No.725689970 [Report] >>725690269

>>725688926
It's not even really a console, it's basically just a Steam Deck in a box with six cores instead of four and a RDNA3 dGPU. So if anything, this is a HTPC.

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 1:08:23 AM No.725690001 [Report]

Gabecube for sure

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 1:11:00 AM No.725690269 [Report]

>>725689970
sounds good to me but im gonna wait for performance review first

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 1:13:11 AM No.725690484 [Report]

>>725684382 (OP)
A cube of saturn.

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 1:15:15 AM No.725690684 [Report]

black cube of Gaben

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 1:15:28 AM No.725690713 [Report]

gabecube is pretty low effort shit but it also fits perfectly so it's gabecube.

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 1:17:57 AM No.725690969 [Report] >>725691920

>>725684382 (OP)
So this is the stream machine? I'm assuming this thing will need to be connected to a TV? And it will use the tvs speakers right?
So how come my stupid ass steam deck only uses the decks speakers instead of my tvs speakers everytime I connect the deck to the tv with an hdmi cable? I think I'd laugh my ass off if hear this stupid ass box also can't use the tvs speakers either because valve also fucked up here.

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 1:28:06 AM No.725691920 [Report] >>725693259

>>725690969
Are you using a functional HDMI adapter plugged into your USB-C port or a shitty chinese one off amazon that has the audio lines clipped?

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 1:39:36 AM No.725692954 [Report]

>>725684382 (OP)
Vbox

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 1:43:11 AM No.725693259 [Report]

>>725691920
It's the one that came with the decks dock. I forget but I'm pretty sure I used my other hdmi cables on the deck and nope. Shit don't work. Raspberry pi works just fine.
I did ask on the steam forums and did get it to work for a while with whatever I did there, but then some dumb ass update comes along and the thing is back to using the speakers. I'd be seething about this but I kinda sorta don't care.

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 1:44:53 AM No.725693407 [Report]

>>725685641
kek

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 1:45:16 AM No.725693439 [Report]

>>725684382 (OP)
thew jewish saturn fagcube

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 1:45:24 AM No.725693452 [Report]

>>725684382 (OP)
gabebox

Anonymous 11/13/2025, 1:45:30 AM No.725693465 [Report]

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