Thread 725685327

>be me
>used to be NEET
>lived the dream
>wake up at 3pm, breakfast = energy drink and cold pizza
>no boss, no stress, no pants
>spend entire day alternating between anime, shitposting, and existential dread
>feel kinda empty but also weirdly content
>parents start making “concerned noises” about my “future”
>ignore them, crank up the volume on my 12-hour lofi playlist
>life was comfy
>one day decide to “turn my life around”
>update resume for first time in 4 years
>takes 6 hours because I forgot what I even did in high school
>somehow get job interview
>somehow get hired
>first day.jpg
>everyone talks in corporate buzzwords like “synergy” and “touch base”
>nod and smile while secretly dying inside
>get paycheck
>make money
>lose soul
>realize I’ve traded infinite free time for finite cash I’m too tired to spend
>no more anime marathons
>no more 4am Discord debates about waifu tier lists
>no more sleeping until the sun gives up
>just alarms, emails, and caffeine
>weekends are just recovery mode
>tfw productivity is a scam
>tfw comfort was the real success all along
>tfw can’t even go back because I’m too “responsible” now
>help me anon

>>725685327 (OP)
were you planning on living like that forever? where would you live/how would you buy food after your parents die?

What was your plan for when your parents die

>>725685327 (OP)
you need to have kids otherwise there is no purpose to being a wagie

>been NEET on unionbux (1600€ after taxes) all year
>bored as fuck

>>725685327 (OP)
why is this AI generated

>>725685327 (OP)
>AI slop text
>AI slop image
This site will be unrecognisable in 10 years. Enjoy it while you can, anons.

You should get into kpop!

>>725685327 (OP)
>infinite free time
lol.
lmao.

>>725685679
entomology was never for me but it does seem like a pretty cool career path

>>725685327 (OP)
Did you seriously AI gen a wojak image

Fucking pathetic.

Maybe start a journal bro

>>725685327 (OP)
>no more anime marathons
>no more 4am Discord debates about waifu tier lists
>no more sleeping until the sun gives up
that's what you actually miss?

chat, how, as a perma neet, do i find the motivation to get ripped and eat healthy so i can live past 50? i have 0 responsibilities, meet 0 people a day, and im fat as fuck.

>>725685579
This, waging without purpose, no matter how mundane, will make you give up sooner or later. You might become homeless, bitter with substance abuse problems or even suicidal if you do not have something to remind why you are here

>>725685608
>>725685658
>>725685963
unc coded

>>725685327 (OP)
If your basic needs are met, then you have agency over your time and body because the artificial threat of hunger and homelessness are not there to motivate you to do work you wouldn't do otherwise according to standards imposed by those who control access to the means to meet your basic needs. Welcome to The System my dood.

>>725685327 (OP)
That's a very small amount of pizza for one person, I'd say?

>>725685519
I get 2k euro in autismbux, I never need to work a day in my life

>>725685658
This place has been a shell of it's former glory for the past ten years, and even before that it was in decline. /v/ is barely /v/ these days.

There is some macabre humor to the fact that memes have just been dogshit low effort Wojak edits for almost a decade now, and now with the advent of AI, people are using it to make - more Wojak edits, with even less effort.

>>725685960
She's Korean, not Chinese!

>>725686009
I'm guessing that's his way of saying the freedom to what he wants when he wants at full energy

>>725685327 (OP)
NEET life is hell unless you’re personally mega wealthy, but actually it might be even more horrible in that case because you have a whole world to experience and you choose to live in a cell with a computer

>>725686216
Where are you people getting this. I know people missing both their legs who need to continuously prove yes, their legs haven't regrown while they weren't looking in order to get a measly minimum wage of support and the government takes it all aways if they dare to blink wrong

>>725686034
You will always be fat with no responsibilities. Lifes responsibilities arent your enemy, they're your teacher

>>725686267
>Soon this screencap will be 20 years old
The year... is 2027.

>>725686034
>so i can live past 50
Why the fuck would you want to do that?

>>725686472
My mom is going through the same thing, but she has to prove her heart has not de aged in the last few months every few months.

>>725685327 (OP)
Same boat
>be me
>use gi bill to go to school
>easymode.jpeg
>wife works at the school and the kids are now in school
>learn2mod skyrim
>make a killer list
>finish school
>get a job
This is where I am at, it blows

>>725685327 (OP)
So save some cash, quit your job, reduce your expenses, put a little effort into finding some kind of cashflow if possible.
>tfw can’t even go back because I’m too “responsible” now
What does that mean? Who or what are you responsible for?

>>725686034
stop eating
straight up

>>725686568
Because living is nice and there's no guarantee there's anything beyond it? I like existing

>>725685608
How can you tell? It looks normal to me

>>725686472
They aren't, they're just shitposters who know people will believe them because most people have no idea of how any of it actually works

>>725686034
Knew a buddy who did this, he was something like 600 pounds, he had HORRIBLE shit happen to him in life that lead to that that was completely out of his control. One day he decided to lose the weight, tried ozempic, didnt like the side effects then just decided to starve himself through it. He made ticktoks about his weight loss that got popular and had thousands cheering him on.

>>725685658
This site is already unrecognizable as of 2020 and I am a 2014 newfag. Thankfully AIshit might finally kill off my lifelong internet addiction.

>>725686267
that picture is so reddit it hurts

>>725686771
Look at the anime bitch in the Discord window

>>725686434
A lot of people here live like they want to be in a Norwegian prison