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Anonymous No.725693607 [Report] >>725694064 >>725694091 >>725694153 >>725694243 >>725694282 >>725694470 >>725694620 >>725695149 >>725695159 >>725695238 >>725696738 >>725697367 >>725698351 >>725698485 >>725699120 >>725700904
I'm here to tell you about Valve's new hardware. You WILL respect me.
Anonymous No.725693715 [Report] >>725693823 >>725693987 >>725694779 >>725694958 >>725698343 >>725700910
I thought that red line was like a bosses health bar at first.
Anonymous No.725693823 [Report] >>725693996 >>725694110
>>725693715
https://youtu.be/ICSk8-pJkX8?si=_VrN0PLn_SAIuG9p
Anonymous No.725693927 [Report]
>Jabba the hut about to try and sell me the Cleveland steamerbox
Anonymous No.725693987 [Report] >>725694110
>>725693715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCauPz3hyfM
Anonymous No.725693996 [Report]
>>725693823
lmao
Anonymous No.725694029 [Report] >>725694129 >>725694158 >>725694650
What the actual FUCK is going on at Valve? I had no idea it was that bad.
Anonymous No.725694064 [Report]
>>725693607 (OP)
what the fuck is this creature even
Anonymous No.725694091 [Report]
>>725693607 (OP)
That's quite the cold opening.
Anonymous No.725694110 [Report]
>>725693823
>>725693987
kek
Anonymous No.725694129 [Report] >>725694369
>>725694029
She works for IGN, not volvo

Retard
Anonymous No.725694132 [Report] >>725694219 >>725694784
OK, but I won't respect the awful scammers who made the hardware.

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
Anonymous No.725694153 [Report]
>>725693607 (OP)
Wow
it's the person banning every Japanese game
Anonymous No.725694158 [Report]
>>725694029
it's IGN
Anonymous No.725694187 [Report] >>725700658
i think respectable normal people go into finance or something while vidya gets all the freaks
Anonymous No.725694219 [Report]
>>725694132
Based Artifactchad. See you in 2030!
Anonymous No.725694243 [Report]
>>725693607 (OP)
she's a big lad
Anonymous No.725694269 [Report] >>725694498 >>725697902
Ever noticed it's always white dudes with Anglo phenotypes trooning out?
Anonymous No.725694282 [Report] >>725698698
>>725693607 (OP)
why
Anonymous No.725694312 [Report]
https://youtu.be/wKPZMc0FpXo?si=gGBgWAvsF82AXOQI
Anonymous No.725694328 [Report]
If i pulled that dilator out would he die?
Anonymous No.725694364 [Report]
Respect is earned, chuddy.
If you can't beat me in an arm wrestling contest, I will consneed.
Anonymous No.725694369 [Report] >>725694415
>>725694129
HE
Anonymous No.725694415 [Report] >>725694528
>>725694369
HAS
Anonymous No.725694470 [Report] >>725697156 >>725698885
>>725693607 (OP)
Some things need to be erased.
Anonymous No.725694498 [Report] >>725694730 >>725694770
>>725694269
No.
Anonymous No.725694528 [Report] >>725694557
>>725694415
THREE
Anonymous No.725694557 [Report]
>>725694528
DICKS
Anonymous No.725694620 [Report]
>>725693607 (OP)
>Has the same amount of ram as the PS4 from 2013

this is the master race?
Anonymous No.725694639 [Report]
>"...Zanzibart... Forgive me..."
Anonymous No.725694650 [Report]
>>725694029
every so often they have to make a product fail deliberately so they can argue they don't have monopoly power
Anonymous No.725694730 [Report]
>>725694498
>trans NIGGAS WAS AT CEOTAKU 2023
Anonymous No.725694770 [Report]
>>725694498
These niggas lookin zestyyy
Anonymous No.725694779 [Report]
>>725693715
Lmao
Anonymous No.725694781 [Report] >>725696915
So it turns out you can run a software companies with trannies and feminists, but only if your CEO is based enough to keep them quiet while he fucks around the planet on a yacht.
Anonymous No.725694784 [Report]
>>725694132
It's great to see you, two
Anonymous No.725694958 [Report]
>>725693715
Made me giggle.
Anonymous No.725695035 [Report]
truly a product created by and for PC gamers
Anonymous No.725695149 [Report]
>>725693607 (OP)
Looks like the offspring of Bella Ramsey and a bloater
Anonymous No.725695159 [Report]
>>725693607 (OP)
daddy chill
Anonymous No.725695238 [Report]
>>725693607 (OP)
Harkonnen-ass looking motherfucker.
Anonymous No.725695350 [Report] >>725695580
Anonymous No.725695580 [Report]
>>725695350
I look like this.
Anonymous No.725696367 [Report]
No one actually posted the link to find this video and I am having trouble finding it.
Anonymous No.725696647 [Report]
Imagine going to work every morning and having to call that thing "she" and "her" and if you slip up even once you get fired and likely blacklisted from the industry.

God I love being a tradesman. $200k pre tax and I set my own hours.
Anonymous No.725696738 [Report]
>>725693607 (OP)
I don't even want Half-Life 3 anymore
Anonymous No.725696915 [Report]
>>725694781
>So it turns out you can run a software companies with trannies and feminists

That creature isn't from Valve, it's from IGN and Valve itself is "extremely white and extremely male".

Now you know why they successful.
sage No.725697156 [Report] >>725697401 >>725698198 >>725700796
>>725694470
remember , every tranny that do not look like stalker mutant or elden ring boss in his 20s will turn into ABOMINATION DE GOBLINO OLAS QUERAS post 30 y old
every tranny that pass in 20s on photos will look like ugly dysgenic man even op photos post 30
Anonymous No.725697367 [Report]
>>725693607 (OP)
>bsky
Of course.
Anonymous No.725697401 [Report]
>>725697156
Not if they get so fat nobody can tell what their gender is, that's the trick. But get a wig
Anonymous No.725697902 [Report]
>>725694269
Yeah I'll be the first to admit it we Anglos are gay
Anonymous No.725698198 [Report]
>>725697156
It's a grim fate that awaits them but I suppose they lived as gods in their 20s
Anonymous No.725698343 [Report]
>>725693715
that's its empty hunger bar, and you're on the menu
Anonymous No.725698351 [Report] >>725698698
>>725693607 (OP)
why do they always look like that
Anonymous No.725698485 [Report]
>>725693607 (OP)
I have highly similar facial features to this transfolk
Anonymous No.725698698 [Report]
>>725694282
>>725698351
i don't know
Anonymous No.725698775 [Report]
Yea, not interested in this if Valve thinks this is good marketing sucking IGN's cock.
Anonymous No.725698885 [Report]
>>725694470
>hail satan
Man, who knew hell is so fucking gay.
Anonymous No.725699120 [Report]
>>725693607 (OP)
Nihilanth escaped from an alternate timeline to here, got hair plugs and a job at IGN
Anonymous No.725700658 [Report] >>725702332
>>725694187
>evil amoral inhumane financekikes
>respectable
Retard.
Anonymous No.725700796 [Report]
>>725697156
There's one Brazilian tranny I jerk off to regularly who's like 35 years old and still quite hot.
Anonymous No.725700904 [Report]
>>725693607 (OP)
Hnnnggggggg
Anonymous No.725700910 [Report]
>>725693715
He wishes
Anonymous No.725702332 [Report]
>>725700658
at least they’re not troons