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Anonymous No.725731032 [Report] >>725731645 >>725731914 >>725732727 >>725732798 >>725732870 >>725734828 >>725735038 >>725735371 >>725737868 >>725740984 >>725747870 >>725748527 >>725755567 >>725758028 >>725768354 >>725769340
what is /v/'s opinion on vidya slimes?
Anonymous No.725731195 [Report] >>725731472 >>725731691 >>725732631 >>725733961 >>725734143 >>725734654 >>725742285 >>725742579 >>725743748 >>725748030 >>725770056
Leave it to Japan to take such a horrifying concept and make it cute for no reason. When are they making, like, electric chair-chan?
Anonymous No.725731264 [Report] >>725748558
onahole
Anonymous No.725731321 [Report]
slimes are my #1
Anonymous No.725731472 [Report]
>>725731195
Slime is NOT horrifying. they are men's companion, like dogs.
Anonymous No.725731645 [Report] >>725733630
>>725731032 (OP)
It's slimy time
Anonymous No.725731691 [Report]
>>725731195
>get a jell in monster rancher 2
>this dude is cool, I wonder what kinds of techniques he can learn

https://youtu.be/rWxbw7UKdyQ?si=NQbzYDopaOVnbjd2&t=56
Anonymous No.725731914 [Report] >>725731931
>>725731032 (OP)
They are slimy.
Anonymous No.725731931 [Report] >>725732173
>>725731914
and?
Anonymous No.725732173 [Report] >>725732183
>>725731931
That is all.
Anonymous No.725732183 [Report] >>725732536
>>725732173
rude
Anonymous No.725732474 [Report] >>725732660
slimes
Anonymous No.725732536 [Report] >>725734145
>>725732183
How come.
Anonymous No.725732631 [Report]
>>725731195
>electric chair-chan
Anonymous No.725732660 [Report] >>725732849 >>725732869
>>725732474
...game?
Anonymous No.725732727 [Report]
>>725731032 (OP)
It's not actually a slime but I hate this bitch so much
Anonymous No.725732798 [Report] >>725732895
>>725731032 (OP)
Anonymous No.725732849 [Report]
>>725732660
yes
Anonymous No.725732869 [Report] >>725732969
>>725732660
Great Ambition of the Slimes
Anonymous No.725732870 [Report] >>725734154 >>725743497
>>725731032 (OP)
They are cute
Anonymous No.725732895 [Report]
>>725732798
I love Xenobio just for making a golem/slime army, going to fight the big threat to the station and getting our asses kicked every time
Anonymous No.725732969 [Report]
>>725732869
seems neat, even if the slimes just taking over people's bodies is kinda lame-o shit.
Anonymous No.725733307 [Report]
yes
Anonymous No.725733630 [Report]
>>725731645
because I can't hear epic mlg music I must say this is just jittery nonsense
Anonymous No.725733961 [Report]
>>725731195
>When are they making, like, electric chair-chan?
You mean Fukouna Shoujo 03?
Anonymous No.725734143 [Report]
>>725731195
This exists
Anonymous No.725734145 [Report] >>725734965
>>725732536
jerk it a little
Anonymous No.725734154 [Report] >>725734232
>>725732870
fyi, that is a boy slime.
Anonymous No.725734232 [Report] >>725734307
>>725734154
it's a slime
those nigga are literally genderfluid
Anonymous No.725734307 [Report] >>725734478
>>725734232
male core thoughbeit
on a side note I HATE when artists depict slimes without cores
Anonymous No.725734478 [Report]
>>725734307
nah cores are gay even if they make infinitely more sense
i like my slimes literally just being animated piles of goo
Anonymous No.725734654 [Report] >>725734735 >>725734903 >>725735271 >>725735649 >>725736436 >>725736875 >>725736929 >>725737321 >>725737690 >>725748761 >>725750631 >>725756265 >>725757303 >>725761093 >>725767384
>>725731195
>electric chair-chan
Anonymous No.725734735 [Report] >>725735271
>>725734654
I-i shouldn't stick my dick in there....
Anonymous No.725734828 [Report] >>725735078
>>725731032 (OP)
slimes are fine, but why is a nigger harassing it
Anonymous No.725734903 [Report]
>>725734654
pourquoi, bonheur?
Anonymous No.725734965 [Report] >>725736348 >>725737815
>>725734145
I don't jerk slimes, might injure them.
Anonymous No.725735038 [Report]
>>725731032 (OP)
Anonymous No.725735078 [Report]
>>725734828
They're gloves; Slimes can be acidic, you know!
Anonymous No.725735271 [Report]
>>725734654
>>725734735
>when she orgasms the blade drops
Anonymous No.725735371 [Report]
>>725731032 (OP)
Ew, a nigger
Anonymous No.725735649 [Report] >>725736079 >>725736201
>>725734654
Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Peter Thiel make her heart and blade go 'doki-doki'.
Anonymous No.725736079 [Report] >>725737162
>>725735649
>doesn't include at least the clintons and soros
back to r*ddit
Anonymous No.725736201 [Report]
>>725735649
All of the rich are bad, you fucking leftist cuck
Anonymous No.725736348 [Report] >>725742156
>>725734965
just have to be gentle
https://files.catbox.moe/elyp3o.png
Anonymous No.725736436 [Report]
>>725734654
Anonymous No.725736875 [Report] >>725737435 >>725754461
>>725734654
ai slop
Anonymous No.725736929 [Report] >>725754461
>>725734654
kill youself
Anonymous No.725737076 [Report] >>725766828 >>725766968 >>725768263
Slime girls are nice but I don't care for regular slimes
Anonymous No.725737081 [Report] >>725737254 >>725740293 >>725742272 >>725750385
It's a good litmus test in any RPG, if your game starts with you killing slimes/rats/bats then you immediately know that the devs were creatively bankrupt and you shouldn't waste your time on that shit.
Anonymous No.725737162 [Report] >>725737690
>>725736079
>Soros
Lame meme pick. You probably think he should go because protests instead of him crashing a country's economy.
Though I did forget the Sacklers, which is a egregious over sight.
Anonymous No.725737254 [Report]
>>725737081
but i love ragnarok online
Anonymous No.725737321 [Report]
>>725734654
this right here is the type of funny shit that AI is actually good for, literally the best possible use case for this technology
Anonymous No.725737435 [Report]
>>725736875
no sher shitlock
Anonymous No.725737597 [Report] >>725737926 >>725738365
BRING ME THE METAL SLIMES
Anonymous No.725737690 [Report] >>725737851
>>725737162
>lame meme pick
>became fabulously wealthy through hedge funds and insider currency speculation
>uses wealth to destroy the white nations he parasitized
He's worse than every billionaire you listed combined, faggot.
I've changed my mind; don't go back to r*ddit, you have an appointment with >>725734654
Anonymous No.725737815 [Report] >>725738021 >>725738317 >>725740083
>>725734965
Anonymous No.725737851 [Report]
>>725737690
>Soros is worse than the Sacklers
No taste at all.
Anonymous No.725737868 [Report]
>>725731032 (OP)
Right panel gave me flashbacks of that one starlow animation
Anonymous No.725737926 [Report]
>>725737597
But they always escape
Anonymous No.725738021 [Report]
>>725737815
i love futa so much
Anonymous No.725738317 [Report] >>725754898
>>725737815
sauce?
Anonymous No.725738365 [Report]
>>725737597
Yes?
DrakMachine is such a cool monster, a shame we don't see it on the main games.
Anonymous No.725738371 [Report] >>725738565
i wish i was a slime
Anonymous No.725738565 [Report] >>725738585 >>725738597 >>725741426 >>725742285 >>725743601 >>725745598
>>725738371
What would you do as a slime?
Anonymous No.725738585 [Report]
>>725738565
slime
Anonymous No.725738597 [Report]
>>725738565
suffocate niggers
Anonymous No.725738640 [Report]
i like when fischl had the sex with a slime
Anonymous No.725740083 [Report] >>725740392
>>725737815
Slimes are very perceptive creatures
Anonymous No.725740293 [Report]
>>725737081
Depends on the overall enemy variety. I don't mind basic enemies if there's hundreds of different types to discover. It only becomes a problem when there's only like 12
Anonymous No.725740392 [Report]
>>725740083
Puniru finally found someone who thinks she is cute
Anonymous No.725740984 [Report] >>725740998 >>725741284
>>725731032 (OP)
Personally, I fuck female slimes
Anonymous No.725740998 [Report] >>725741193
>>725740984
like picrel?
Anonymous No.725741193 [Report] >>725741284 >>725742347
>>725740998
Yeah, and Mother Glooperior
Slime girl stuff is weak.
Anonymous No.725741284 [Report]
>>725740984
>>725741193
immensely based
Anonymous No.725741426 [Report]
>>725738565
grow a nice pair of slime tits
Anonymous No.725742156 [Report] >>725742943
>>725736348
This is really weird and freaky. Artist?
Anonymous No.725742272 [Report] >>725748692
>>725737081
What about if slimes are a mid-game enemy and pretty strong
Anonymous No.725742285 [Report] >>725742858 >>725749794
>>725738565
melt anime girls to their bones
>>725731195
Anonymous No.725742347 [Report]
>>725741193
good taste on /v/, now thats rare
Anonymous No.725742579 [Report] >>725750045
>>725731195
Redpill me in classic D&D slimes, why isnot square?
Anonymous No.725742858 [Report] >>725743017
>>725742285
Absorbing them and turn into them so i can use their form to hunt clueless male adventurer to have sex with and make them shoot their nutritous cum inside my slime pussy
Anonymous No.725742943 [Report]
>>725742156
nekoarashi
Anonymous No.725743017 [Report]
>>725742858
you know you'd get more results by just giving yourself mob eyes (with eyelashes) and offering to suck their dicks, right?
Anonymous No.725743497 [Report] >>725743721
>>725732870
Wrong slime breed.
I still use 'Healie' as a nickname occasionally
Anonymous No.725743601 [Report]
>>725738565
Hide in holes
Anonymous No.725743721 [Report]
>>725743497
I want to see her wearing heelies
Anonymous No.725743748 [Report] >>725743956
>>725731195
i member playing neverwinter nights as a kid and there were those jelly cubes and they scared the shit outta me
Anonymous No.725743956 [Report]
>>725743748
Scared you stiff, haha
Anonymous No.725745185 [Report] >>725745280 >>725745641 >>725745680 >>725758698
Any games with a slime MC?
Anonymous No.725745280 [Report]
>>725745185
Dragon Quest has a few.
Anonymous No.725745378 [Report] >>725745551
Does anyone remember a short indie game where you played as a black slime going through a maze and seesaw, it was a physics test type of thing
No, it's not Gish
Anonymous No.725745551 [Report] >>725746203
>>725745378
i'm sure it's not, but just to rule it out, it's not world of goo, right?
Anonymous No.725745598 [Report]
>>725738565
absorb enemies, copy their skills, gets waifus, build a city, expand city, invite humans, get waifus killed by humans, sacrifice 10000 humans to resurrect waifus, etc
Anonymous No.725745641 [Report] >>725759120
>>725745185
Anonymous No.725745680 [Report] >>725745961 >>725746389
>>725745185
Only the greatest DQ spinoff of all time
Anonymous No.725745961 [Report]
>>725745680
I really really liek tank and ship battles
Anonymous No.725746203 [Report]
>>725745551
I don't think so.
It's probably something that totally vanished, it was 20 years ago or so.
Anonymous No.725746315 [Report]
I don't like slimes because i hate the idea of anything entering my urethra
Anonymous No.725746389 [Report]
>>725745680
Great game, wish it wasn't so easy.
Anonymous No.725747203 [Report] >>725747326 >>725748163
We love slimes around here.
Anonymous No.725747326 [Report] >>725747417
>>725747203
Only the cute ones
Anonymous No.725747417 [Report]
>>725747326
All kinds of slimes are nice.
Anonymous No.725747870 [Report]
>>725731032 (OP)
Love 'em.
Anonymous No.725748030 [Report]
>>725731195
You lack imagination.
Anonymous No.725748051 [Report]
itt
Anonymous No.725748163 [Report]
>>725747203
>cmon let me crawl up your ass and dissolve you from the inside out~
>'n-no...'
>mommy will give you prostate cummies before she eats you...~<3
>'well...in that case...'
Anonymous No.725748359 [Report] >>725748528 >>725748736 >>725757886
How about we team up with the slimes?
Anonymous No.725748527 [Report]
>>725731032 (OP)
>what is /v/'s opinion on vidya slimes?
They are acceptable in certain condition.
Anonymous No.725748528 [Report] >>725748815 >>725757886
>>725748359
I had an idea for a mage that works with slimes as a mutually beneficial sort of deal.
Anonymous No.725748558 [Report]
>>725731264
Yes.
Anonymous No.725748692 [Report]
>>725742272
Games where slimes are actually good are based
Anonymous No.725748736 [Report] >>725757886
>>725748359
I added slime to my party along my two mage, I consider the deal mutually beneficial
Anonymous No.725748761 [Report]
>>725734654
That's enough internet for today.
Anonymous No.725748815 [Report]
>>725748528
We do enjoy Jojo around here.
Anonymous No.725749046 [Report] >>725749718 >>725749748 >>725750927 >>725769608
Cute slimes are a Zelda specialty.
Anonymous No.725749718 [Report]
>>725749046
onaholes
Anonymous No.725749748 [Report] >>725750094
>>725749046
i never liked nor thought they were cute
Anonymous No.725749794 [Report] >>725750296 >>725750338
>>725742285
What's this from?
Anonymous No.725750045 [Report]
>>725742579
Gelatinous Cube and the Oozes were in two separate categories of monsters
Gelatinous Cube is supposed to be an obnoxious trap that will only catch players that have never heard of it unaware because its supposed to be really fucking hard to see in the dim light of a dungeon but then you get stuck and take a shitton of acid damage if you walk into it or let it creep up on you
Anonymous No.725750094 [Report]
>>725749748
Ooh, bad take right there.
Anonymous No.725750296 [Report]
>>725749794
Magical Girl Spec-Ops Asuka
Anonymous No.725750338 [Report] >>725751035
>>725749794
Anonymous No.725750384 [Report] >>725750594
Like a champ.
Anonymous No.725750385 [Report]
>>725737081
You aren't starting Dragon Quest without a slime battle, and they're nearly as old as Yoda.
Anonymous No.725750594 [Report]
>>725750384
We did it, boys!
Anonymous No.725750631 [Report]
>>725734654
Laughing so hard here this is so stupid.
Anonymous No.725750927 [Report] >>725751148
>>725749046
I hate this electric asshole.
Anonymous No.725751035 [Report] >>725758064
>>725750338
Military Advisor?
Anonymous No.725751148 [Report]
>>725750927
But isn't the queen so cute?
Anonymous No.725751921 [Report] >>725751950
I want to slap slimes and watch them jiggle.
Anonymous No.725751950 [Report]
>>725751921
slap em on the ass
Anonymous No.725752208 [Report]
I wish they were real
Anonymous No.725752654 [Report] >>725752704 >>725752710 >>725754249
>I love slimes!
>anime girl with green skin
Why is /v/ like this?
Anonymous No.725752704 [Report]
>>725752654
picrel looks nothing like it. I love picrel. I want to have babies with her.
Anonymous No.725752710 [Report]
>>725752654
I prefer them purple, tyvm
Anonymous No.725752737 [Report]
Did you get one?
Anonymous No.725754249 [Report]
>>725752654
It takes a lot of work to break the conditioning
Anonymous No.725754461 [Report] >>725769050
>>725736875
>>725736929
Anonymous No.725754898 [Report] >>725770387
>>725738317
https://exhentai.org/g/3422067/fec06b0ac0/
Anonymous No.725755567 [Report] >>725755932
>>725731032 (OP)
should be male only
Anonymous No.725755932 [Report]
>>725755567
Slimes should either be asexual and reproduce through binary fission, or exclusively female and rely on the semen of other species for reproduction.
Anonymous No.725756265 [Report]
>>725734654
heh
Anonymous No.725756337 [Report] >>725757638 >>725758071 >>725760084
slime oppai loli
Anonymous No.725756708 [Report] >>725758557
I know this isn't /d/ but what about a story like this.
>mc lives in fantasy medieval land
>his childhood friend dumps him for another guy from another village
>sadden he tries to be a warrior to impress her
>they argue back and forth until a slime jumps out and engulfs her
>he watches in horror as his child friend is devoured by a slime
>he has no idea how to kill it
>the slime morphs into childhood friend but with bigger tits
>the slime speaks in retard speak
>horny, sad, and mad he sees the slime as a canvas that he can paint the perfect wife
>instead of warning others he sneaks the slime back home with the goal to train it and make it his wife
>he feeds the slime and it begins to love him like a dog with a human
>the village is concerned why the girl is missing
>rumors spread that he killed her
>her man from the other village start a witch hunt
>they find the slime in the mc dungeon
>they drag him out as he pleads before they try to hang him
>slime gets mad and devours all the villiagers as a giantess slime
>the slime gets a bit more intelligence from the amount brains she digested
>mc mad at the world comes up with a idea
>slime and mc goes on adventures so the slime can devour witches and warlocks to gather super intelligence
>the the story countiues.... untill it back fires
I was thinking of writing this. Thoughts?
Anonymous No.725757303 [Report]
>>725734654
DAMN
Anonymous No.725757638 [Report]
>>725756337
All slimes can be that with this one simple trick
Anonymous No.725757886 [Report] >>725759817 >>725760117
>>725748359
>>725748528
>>725748736

>as an aspiring mage you successfully complete your first rare-tier dungeon!
>final boss drop is a slime pet?
>Initial examination says It excretes magical fluid that when absorbed into skin gives you powerful passive buffs!
>mana regen +++
>spell power +++
>spell cooldown reduction +++
>can be equipped for convenience!
>but only as tight fitting spats for some reason...

>Further examination reveals the slime spats cannot be removed
>It can only be traded to, and accepted willingly by another mage at which point it auto-equips to them
>also it feeds exclusively on semen...
>when slime gets hungry it starts producing a different magical fluid with new effects
>semen production +++
>sensitivity +++
>arousal +++
>orgasm cooldown reduction +++
>auto unequips any other gear that covers it until fed

still thinking of teaming up with slimes?
Anonymous No.725758028 [Report] >>725758698 >>725758989
>>725731032 (OP)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1511880/Slime_Heroes/
I've had this game on my wishlist forever. It's cute but they made it 30 dollars and I refuse to play it until it's at most 15.
Anonymous No.725758064 [Report]
>>725751035
It's magical girl story where the girls are part of special ops units of their countries' military and work together with normal soldiers to defeat demonic enemies.
Pretty good story overall, bit of mystery, bit of politics, some edge and plenty of action.
Manga is already finished.
Anonymous No.725758071 [Report]
>>725756337
Would be cute in vidya games
Anonymous No.725758557 [Report]
>>725756708
what exactly "backfires"?
resurfacing personas?
captured by witch?
betrayed by slime?
Anonymous No.725758698 [Report]
>>725745185
This one. >>725758028
Anonymous No.725758989 [Report] >>725760491
>>725758028
>looks like a pretty good $10 game
>$30
why are devs like this? why don't they understand that low barrier to entry means you move way more copies? at $30 you're competing with games way way out of your league.
Anonymous No.725759120 [Report] >>725759961 >>725760239 >>725763318
>>725745641
I'm still mad about this game's ending 5 years later.
I have never seen any other piece of media, be it a vidya, a book, or even a shitty Ao3 fanfic obliterate its own tone and mood so fucking quickly and so thoroughly as this game.
Anonymous No.725759187 [Report] >>725769057
it's slime time
Anonymous No.725759817 [Report] >>725765105
>>725757886
Easy work. Slime armor that boosts me and has high defense AND counts as another entity I can buff on top of my own buffs?
Slimejobs on top? It's obviously best in slot.
Anonymous No.725759961 [Report] >>725761449
>>725759120
gimme the qrd
Anonymous No.725760084 [Report] >>725760257 >>725760612 >>725762808
>>725756337
Based
https://files.catbox.moe/x0755r.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/535y1i.jpg
Anonymous No.725760117 [Report]
>>725757886
This a bit different but honestly not that far away from what I had in mind.
Anonymous No.725760206 [Report] >>725760287
Slimes are pretty cool.
Anonymous No.725760239 [Report]
>>725759120
wasn't it an open end or something?
i don't remember exactly what happened there
Anonymous No.725760257 [Report] >>725762808
>>725760084
thank you alexi for some of the best oppai loli for the past decade
Anonymous No.725760287 [Report] >>725760454
>>725760206
ruined
Anonymous No.725760454 [Report] >>725760727
>>725760287
why?
Anonymous No.725760491 [Report] >>725760927
>>725758989
Possibly leftist devs. Checked their twitter and found a dyke-looking hamplanet showing off some kind of merch. Remember that whole Silksong ordeal where a bunch of queers seethed at the 20 dollar pricetag because now it means they can't sell their 2 hour metroidvania for 35 dollars and blame Valve's algorhythms when it doesn't sell? Might be a similar situation. I haven't once seen it on a meaningful sale, either.
Anonymous No.725760612 [Report] >>725760742
>>725760084
Do asians also chop up their dicks so they don't have foreskins or do they just never have sex and don't understand that the foreskin is supposed to be retracted during sex to allow the head to be stimulated?
Anonymous No.725760727 [Report] >>725760908
>>725760454
perfectly attractive and sexy slime transformed into boring human.
miss me with that gay shit
Anonymous No.725760742 [Report] >>725761194
>>725760612
Maybe phimosis is more common there
Anonymous No.725760908 [Report] >>725761156
>>725760727
O-okay...
Anonymous No.725760927 [Report]
>>725760491
i already forgot about the silksong price drama, that shit was funny as fuck though.
Anonymous No.725761093 [Report]
>>725734654
holy fuck more
Anonymous No.725761156 [Report]
>>725760908
kek. thank you anon, im glad you reconsidered
Anonymous No.725761194 [Report]
>>725760742
Phimosis is like the one time it's not a bad idea to chop it up if it just doesn't stretch at all. I had something akin to a mild phimosis and when I finally managed to open it's like my dick was a Nurgle chaos champion.
Anonymous No.725761449 [Report] >>725766430
>>725759961
I played this shit 5 years ago so I'm a touch hazy on the details, but here's what I remember.
The protagonist is mute for the entirety of the game, following a sympathetic voice through the ruins of a dilapidated facility. The entire game at this point has the protag not being particularly powerful and being forced to outsmart opponents rather than outgun. But it turns out at the end the sympathetic voice is actually evil, and when released they pilot a big fucking robot. In response, your character goes super saiyan with the ability to fly, a style change, and an anime power aura. The protag also begins delivering shitty marvel tier quips instead of remaining mute.
Anonymous No.725762808 [Report] >>725764268
>>725760084
>>725760257
Justice for Alexi
Anonymous No.725763318 [Report]
>>725759120
Have you played Legends of Grimrock? That ending was also a hard turn into a massive pile of shit
Anonymous No.725764268 [Report] >>725770416
>>725762808
The true oppailoli fag, god bless him
Anonymous No.725765105 [Report]
>>725759817
there's the chance the slime can get hungry in the middle of battle or when you're out at a social gathering though...
Did I mention the eating cycle isn't just a daily snack to keep it going either? it's more of a hibernation state that might take a few days - or several months
So you're going to get milked relentlessly for as long as it takes to satiate it's ravenous appetite once it wakes up.
You're going to be out of action for a day at least depending on how long the slime was sleeping for - so you should probably plan around this seemingly random cycle
Also good luck jerking off when you feel like it too. I'd imagine wearing a pair of warm, slimy tight shorts (that is constantly moving and sliding around your crotch) would get someone pent up pretty quickly, but since they can't be removed you'll just have to put up with it until feeding time.

>making ANY plans becomes a huge risk
>you have to start planning to do shit immediately after slime falls asleep again
>constant state of horny paranoia kicks in a few days after feeding
>the longer it sleeps the more the anticipation builds and the riskier it is to go out and adventure/socialise/run errands
>"I just need to go pick up some supplies, it'll only take an hour or so... surely this won't be the day, right?"
>slime slowly notices when you're humiliated or embarrassed you produce larger and tastier loads
>eventually learns to wait until the wost possible moments to wake up and start feeding

I'm still putting on the shorts though
Anonymous No.725766430 [Report]
>>725761449
Fucking hell. I got 3 hours into it and stopped because it was a little too sluggish, and also because I made a promise to myself that any time a game gives me the trite "Oh, it's okay to quit I understand if this isn't what you want to do" I'm out. It's some of the most trite and insipid 4th-wall leaning you can do and to even hint at it shows that the designer cared more about the game as an 'experience' than as something to be actually played.

Obviously nothing has ever gone as far up its own ass with it as Stanley Parable but that game is the Wayne Gretzky of huffing its own farts.
Anonymous No.725766828 [Report]
>>725737076
>oppai missile, slime ver.
neat
Anonymous No.725766968 [Report]
>>725737076
Wait this is fucking awesome tbdesu
Anonymous No.725767384 [Report]
>>725734654
Noose-chan, please.
Anonymous No.725768263 [Report] >>725769380
>>725737076
what do the boobjectiles do on impact?
Anonymous No.725768354 [Report]
>>725731032 (OP)
Made for feeding until they get really, really, really big.
Anonymous No.725769050 [Report]
>>725754461
agree but holy instagram get a vidya gif at least
Anonymous No.725769057 [Report] >>725769505 >>725769658
>>725759187
>DQ6
wasn't it 5 that let you do the monster party
Anonymous No.725769340 [Report]
>>725731032 (OP)
Nice balls bro
Anonymous No.725769380 [Report] >>725769725 >>725770396
>>725768263
Long range paizuri
Anonymous No.725769505 [Report]
>>725769057
Both did, 5 just let you do it earlier.
Anonymous No.725769608 [Report]
>>725749046
NIE OHNE KONDOM
Anonymous No.725769658 [Report]
>>725769057
5 lets you recruit a lot of different monsters, 6 just has certain NPC slimes that you can get to join
Anonymous No.725769725 [Report]
>>725769380
based
Anonymous No.725770056 [Report]
>>725731195
>horrifying concept
it's a blob of jello
trying to make it scary in the first place was the stupid part
Anonymous No.725770387 [Report] >>725770629 >>725770964 >>725771580
>>725754898
bless you anon
Anonymous No.725770396 [Report] >>725770628
>>725769380
>girl who looks flat actually just portal'd her titties so they're someone's paizuri onahole
Anonymous No.725770416 [Report]
>>725764268
damn those are some massive balls
Anonymous No.725770628 [Report]
>>725770396
Then the portal closes for a free reduction surgery.
Anonymous No.725770629 [Report]
>>725770387
Source?
Anonymous No.725770964 [Report]
>>725770387
This but she's a slime from the start and having sex with me.
Anonymous No.725771580 [Report] >>725771812 >>725771853
>>725770387
why is her slime form hotter than her human form
Anonymous No.725771812 [Report] >>725772323
>>725771580
anon, it's a pink ball with blonde hair...
Anonymous No.725771853 [Report]
>>725771580
It's cuter and thus hotter
Anonymous No.725772323 [Report]
>>725771812
and despite that it still mogs all women that the west has designed in the last 10 years
Anonymous No.725772797 [Report] >>725774386 >>725774402
I’ve been playing this mobile game called Rogue Slime for a couple of years now, i love this silly slime Dicey Dungeon ripoff mess of a game!
It’s mobile so it has ads and microtransactions but they are completely optional so I recommend it anyways. It DOES need more slime waifu skins though
Anonymous No.725773052 [Report]
Anyone got any good quality slimegirl AI cards?
Anonymous No.725774386 [Report]
>>725772797
would you believe that every gachaslave that’s ever tried to shill their “game” to me has delivered some variation of the “optional” line while lying through their teeth
Anonymous No.725774402 [Report]
>>725772797
lil gator game lookin ass