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Anonymous No.725747614 [Report] >>725747763 >>725751629 >>725751941 >>725752118 >>725752251 >>725752521 >>725752869 >>725753086 >>725754041 >>725754090 >>725754409 >>725754564 >>725755132 >>725756181 >>725756812 >>725756932 >>725761290 >>725761784 >>725762642 >>725764018 >>725764989 >>725766145 >>725766621 >>725767086 >>725767236 >>725767461
What happened to regular Warhammer discussion here…do we not like Warhammer anymore?
Anonymous No.725747738 [Report] >>725748374
Its been wokeslopified and is just not as interesting anymore
Anonymous No.725747763 [Report] >>725747860
>>725747614 (OP)
The anti modern 40k demoralization posting worked, /tg/ is a dead board now, uh something something nu 40k, uh fantasy is le better , and the regular shitposting from angry guys who do not like how popular 40k is on youtube or facebook
Anonymous No.725747860 [Report]
>>725747763
Most Facebook 40k groups are actually more extremist and rightwing than 4chan now so its mostly reddit normies ruining 40k
Anonymous No.725748374 [Report] >>725750170 >>725761883
>>725747738
they just killed off a black ultramarine is it truly woke now?
Anonymous No.725749045 [Report] >>725749216 >>725749432 >>725750213 >>725755787 >>725766742 >>725767236
who was in the wrong here?
Anonymous No.725749216 [Report] >>725752041 >>725752247 >>725755970
>>725749045
Chudhammer on twitter are all retarded performative males
Anonymous No.725749432 [Report] >>725750029 >>725750496 >>725751671 >>725752041 >>725755884
>>725749045
why is Warhammer of all things the one pillar of being a chud online? Even when it becomes more woke and mainstream chuds still cling to it
Anonymous No.725750029 [Report] >>725752041
>>725749432
No matter how woke warhammer gets its still the only ip that appeals to right wingers all they do is ignore lore
Anonymous No.725750170 [Report]
>>725748374
>black ultramarine
Yes
Anonymous No.725750213 [Report]
>>725749045
>that pic
kek
Anonymous No.725750496 [Report] >>725750693 >>725762298
>>725749432
No other table top game wants the fanbase. When the female custodes drama happened all chuds were pushing trench crusade as a 40k alternative and were all told they weren’t welcome
Anonymous No.725750693 [Report] >>725762028
>>725750496
Because trannies invade everything the second it starts and make it about trannies. Anything they cant subvert they brigade against and cancel.
Anonymous No.725751229 [Report] >>725751425 >>725751515 >>725751608 >>725752848 >>725753097 >>725762427 >>725765453 >>725766130 >>725768790
So...What's next for 40k?
Anonymous No.725751425 [Report]
>>725751229
11th edition (my bros are still playing 9th with codexes from 8th)
Anonymous No.725751512 [Report]
>why don't you ever talk to me anon? it's because you hate me, isn't it!
this is some BPD shit
Anonymous No.725751515 [Report]
>>725751229
uh nothing much just the same shit different day. Nothing really progresses in the franchise like something major will happen and then it goes back to nothing ever happens

No faction can truly change
Anonymous No.725751608 [Report]
>>725751229
4th Tyrannic War will end with orks going on a massive Wagggh and maybe The Lion might actually talk with Gullimen by now
Anonymous No.725751629 [Report] >>725751704
>>725747614 (OP)
Tau coomers ruined it.
Anonymous No.725751671 [Report]
>>725749432
Because it's the only somewhat mainstream IP with catholic aesthetics, that's it, all the posers like the churches, they look good in the little dark age edits
Anonymous No.725751704 [Report]
>>725751629
even as the ship is basically under water Imperial larpers STILL lash out for the wrong reasons
Anonymous No.725751890 [Report] >>725752019 >>725752135 >>725753135 >>725754509 >>725761741
The real 40k lives on with Space King, please for the love of God make an official Space King wargame you fags
Anonymous No.725751941 [Report] >>725752202
>>725747614 (OP)
Normalfag tertiaries who never even heard of Warhammer prior to the last five years flooded in and wrecked all discourse because people online peddled 40k as anti-woke Star Wars.
We went from threads full of people who only glossed 1d4chan articles to people who only cite random lore trivia from tiktok clips.
Anonymous No.725752019 [Report] >>725755432
>>725751890
Space King will get to a point its hated on the tier of hazbin and its already happening
Anonymous No.725752041 [Report]
>>725750029
That's why they're so scared of media literacy
>>725749216
>>725749432
It's funny, one time I went to look up the people who sent rape threats to Anita on youtube. Without fail, every single one of them had either an underage anime girl for a profile pic, or something WH40k-related. (And most of them just posted clips of them playing CoD or w/e)
Anonymous No.725752118 [Report]
>>725747614 (OP)
It happens still, but you'll get people whining about it being woke because it's not the 90s anymore.
Anonymous No.725752135 [Report]
>>725751890
The real warhammer 40k exists as a parody made by creators too afraid to admit its a parody
Anonymous No.725752202 [Report] >>725752320
>>725751941
Astartes was unironically the killing blow, the perception of Space Marines went from zealous and bombastic space knights/spartans to le tacticool tiktok fodder
Anonymous No.725752247 [Report] >>725762105 >>725768830
>>725749216
This. They just piss and moan but that's it. Same as here honestly.

Yeah your thing changed, that sucks, but maybe actually fight instead of just whining like bitches; or I guess enjoy your Female custodes. I don't really give a fug, I just think doing nothing but whining is stupid and gay.
Anonymous No.725752251 [Report] >>725752456 >>725752590
>>725747614 (OP)
I feel like these threads used to be more varied. You had lore discussion, chaos-chan posting, etc. But it was still anchored around the games too. Now it feels like its just bitching about lore or bitching about the state of /tg/ and barely anyone talks about the actual vidya.
Anonymous No.725752320 [Report]
>>725752202
The only issue with Astartes is the perception that marines can stomp anything. The Amazon episode was made the Astartes guy and hes so fucking bland

>oooo loud noises
>ooooo 1 marine vs 1000 guys so cool

All it took to sell marine wank was to animate it, years of people shitting on it in the books was erased with a 1 minute clip
Anonymous No.725752456 [Report]
>>725752251
/tg/ is basically a ghost town at this point though, you cant talk about the lore there anymore since its either a topic people know everything about and then agree with one popular fandom theory or its nu lore and they dont wanna talk about it.

Around 2016 (like everything) the culture shifted you HAD to play the table top every week or else you were a secondary when that never mattered on 4chan
Anonymous No.725752521 [Report]
>>725747614 (OP)
Rogue Trader and Darktide are both incredible games in terms of capturing the 40k universe accurately, but with different perspectives.
Anonymous No.725752590 [Report] >>725752642
>>725752251
That’s kind of a microcosm of the state of /v/ in general, but I get what you mean. Maybe it’ll get better if DoW 4 isn’t garbo.
Anonymous No.725752642 [Report] >>725752716
>>725752590
DoW 4 threads have this one guy who posts Primaris blood ravens to demoralize people and he kept doing it
Anonymous No.725752678 [Report] >>725752776 >>725752872
It got popular so this site turned on it, its that simple
Anonymous No.725752712 [Report]
I gave up on 4chan when it comes to 40k I just retreat into a small 40k channel with guys I like on discord
Anonymous No.725752716 [Report]
>>725752642
>already has a dedicated thread schizo
that’s how you know it’s good
Anonymous No.725752776 [Report] >>725753003
>>725752678
what does the Facebook frog have to do with this?
Anonymous No.725752848 [Report]
>>725751229
Hopefully a Deep Rock Galactic sorta game but with Orks.
Anonymous No.725752869 [Report] >>725753906
>>725747614 (OP)
We simply became better man and moved on.
Anonymous No.725752872 [Report] >>725753092
>>725752678
This website still likes it but they argue over how to like it. Which lore to ignore, which edition is best, etc thats the annoying part if you outright hated it sure but its clear anons try extremely hard to make it look like they dont
Anonymous No.725752910 [Report] >>725753092
It got popular so now /v/ has to pretend to hate it.
Anonymous No.725753003 [Report]
>>725752776
exact same situation, it was beloved here but it got popular so now everyone pretends its shit and they always hated it. I've been frogposting for over 15 years, I will continue to frogpost, the opinion of brainrotted zoomers who cant enjoy anything means nothing to me.
Anonymous No.725753086 [Report] >>725753469 >>725763478 >>725767043
>>725747614 (OP)
Thoughts on Total Warhammer III? I got a really neat computer finally, and I want to play it.
I do own Total Warhammer I (and most of its DLC's except Wood Elves and Chaos Warriors and I should honestly buy that one) and Total Warhammer II.
I really love the Nurgle and Khorne content in TWWIII.
Anonymous No.725753092 [Report]
>>725752872
>>725752910
Yeah nah its clear people here still care about it but pretend to not to. The amount of hoops people jump through to still love it is clear too. Especially if they just outright ignore lore and other new shit coming out
Anonymous No.725753097 [Report]
>>725751229
always the same joke the 40k artists
Anonymous No.725753116 [Report] >>725753197 >>725753210 >>725753258
So the 500 worlds video is clearly setting up SM3 to have a system similar to Helldivers right? Sounds like a no brainer for a 40k shooter
>Tyrannids
>Chaos
>Necrons
Anonymous No.725753135 [Report] >>725765632
>>725751890
>The real 40k lives on with Space King
>The guys whose claim to fame is remaking the same "Black Templars genocides furry" vids

I saw one episode and frankly I'm not impressed. the best 40k stuff was always Alfabusa. But GW sucks dicks so that's done (but Hunter the Parenting is p great at least, and the Turnip28 vids they rarely do)
Anonymous No.725753197 [Report] >>725753267
>>725753116
500 Worlds is not a video game its an end edition narrative campaign for the table top
Anonymous No.725753210 [Report]
>>725753116
man I really miss orks
Anonymous No.725753258 [Report]
>>725753116
If they really want to make it good, they'd nix chaos completely and do Orks. But we know that won't happen.
Anonymous No.725753267 [Report] >>725753306 >>725753360 >>725753424 >>725753561 >>725766284 >>725766438
>>725753197
...why did they waste so much money on a CGI trailer for it??? All for a fucking table top shit??
Anonymous No.725753306 [Report] >>725753995
>>725753267
You know what franchise you're talking about right?
Anonymous No.725753360 [Report]
>>725753267
Because its to squeeze some final sales for the edition and the trailer also shows off Titus becoming 2nd Captain again his job is to gain back the lost worlds of Ultramar
Anonymous No.725753408 [Report] >>725754050 >>725762838
My cyborg boys coming to break the bussy open with hydraulic thrusting
>space wolves are gay
>blood angels are gay
>salamanders are reddit
Anonymous No.725753424 [Report]
>>725753267
you know GW considers the video games to be commercials for their plastic toys right?
Anonymous No.725753469 [Report] >>725753598
>>725753086
If you enjoyed 2 it's just more of the same with more races and lords, maybe the map is a little too big, the devs are also a bit incompetent with the updates and break a lot of things so that's why its review score is low
Anonymous No.725753487 [Report] >>725753573 >>725753671
One of my outrage grifter friend simulator YouTubers who has never even played the game and only knows surface level lore he gathered from other YouTubers told me its woke now. And as a bitter and friendless loser who curated a false air of superiority centered around contrarianism to shield myself from my abject failure at life I'm forced to hate it as well.
Anonymous No.725753561 [Report] >>725753995
>>725753267
40k is first and foremost a TT game with a captured audience of plastic addicted dweebs, anon
Anonymous No.725753573 [Report]
>>725753487
Arch? Itsagundam? Who was it this time? Endmyion?
Anonymous No.725753598 [Report]
>>725753469
fug
I'll wait for a sale or when shit is stable then. I could try out 2 again since I barely could play it on my super old computer.
Anonymous No.725753671 [Report] >>725753969 >>725754147
>>725753487
>femstodes
Yeah but it is getting kinda lefty and gay
Anonymous No.725753906 [Report]
>>725752869
This isn't ever going to be funny or a thing. Stop forcing it because you're obsessed with cuckoldry.
Anonymous No.725753969 [Report] >>725754392 >>725754420
>>725753671
Real talk, how mad would everyone be if GW said "Welp, Cawl managed to modify X's geneseed for a special branch of Sororitas" to introduce Space Marine SoB?
Anonymous No.725753995 [Report]
>>725753561
>>725753306
I don’t care I don’t wanna paint or play a turn based game of this shit and it’s expensive
Anonymous No.725754041 [Report]
>>725747614 (OP)
woke killed warhammer and now it's impossible to talk about it without trannies and chuds fighting each other
Anonymous No.725754050 [Report] >>725754324
>>725753408
As a mechfag I feel like I should like them but the color scheme doesn’t work for me.
Some of their successors are pretty /fa/ though. Like Brazen Claws.
Anonymous No.725754090 [Report]
>>725747614 (OP)
Everything that happens in and around it these days just makes me sad and tired. So I drifted away.
Anonymous No.725754147 [Report] >>725754243 >>725754404 >>725756891 >>725757051 >>725768634
>>725753671
When has Warhammer ever not been lefty? It was created by lefties parodying Thatcherism. They even named an Ork after her. There's also no lore reason why there can't be Femstodes, and no lore reason why the Imperium wouldn't make them. We're all just resources to be used.

This culture war faggotry is pure retardation and entirely manufactured by YouTubers grifting people who never even cared about Warhammer until Total War. We should all be mad about the real cancer in 40k. Primarch shit slowly turning it into the Avengers.
Anonymous No.725754243 [Report] >>725754319 >>725754404
>>725754147
>Primarch shit slowly turning it into the Avengers.
Finally someone said it
Anonymous No.725754280 [Report] >>725754526 >>725762570
I, for one, am happy I'm getting Mechanicus 2.
Anonymous No.725754319 [Report] >>725754458
>>725754243
Lol? Finally? Thats a popular opinion here thats the other issue with 40k here you fags act like its not popular opinion but even reddit has the same opinions
Anonymous No.725754324 [Report]
>>725754050
Same, the Raven Guard pull the black/white combo much better
Anonymous No.725754392 [Report]
>>725753969
That would be fine, but retroactively pushing in shit is not fine.
Anonymous No.725754404 [Report] >>725754689
>>725754243
>>725754147
lol fuck off media literacy faggots
Anonymous No.725754409 [Report]
>>725747614 (OP)
It gets taken over by /tg/ trannies posting their plastic toys
Anonymous No.725754420 [Report]
>>725753969
Depends how sexy they can be. Let's be real; any hate would be drowned out by muscle mommy chads and artists going to town right quick.
Anonymous No.725754458 [Report] >>725754617
>>725754319
Every 40k subreddit is 90% just discussing which Primarch they want to come next, or Primarch memes. Very few of the see that its killing the entire theme of the setting.
Anonymous No.725754509 [Report]
>>725751890
>Space King
Youtuber fansfiction, it's not even the funniest of their works by a mile and now these fags are nothing but posting 40k shit instead of moving on to the next thing. Not even the first channel to do this and start to fall in quality due to warhammer autism.
Anonymous No.725754526 [Report] >>725755825 >>725756682
>>725754280
It's funny secondaries just discovered that Scaevola was a woman. Seeing them seethe is hilarious.
Anonymous No.725754564 [Report]
>>725747614 (OP)
>Reddithammer
Anonymous No.725754617 [Report]
>>725754458
No they dont reddit is the same they dont like he narrative taking focus, they dont like primarchs being MCU
Anonymous No.725754689 [Report] >>725754889
>>725754404
What about that word makes you seethe?
Anonymous No.725754717 [Report] >>725754817 >>725756246
who the fuck cares about 40k TALK ABOUT FANTASY YOU FAGGOTS
Anonymous No.725754817 [Report]
>>725754717
Age of Sigmar? Sure thing!
Anonymous No.725754889 [Report]
>>725754689
The fact that the word usually heralds hundreds of posts of retarded culture war shitflinging "discourse" for a stupid power-metal inspired tragicomic setting
And it's not like GW couldn't solve this just by making more non-marine focused media like a chaos focused game from the POV of a disillusioned heretic or some shit like that
Anonymous No.725755127 [Report] >>725755505 >>725757353
Horus Heresy > 40k
Primarchs are cool
Chapters are edgelord OC cringe shit
Old space marine armor looked like shit
Anonymous No.725755132 [Report]
>>725747614 (OP)
Anonymous No.725755432 [Report] >>725755676 >>725762725
>>725752019
This is a lie. I've seen nothing but praise for space king any time it comes up.
Anonymous No.725755505 [Report]
>>725755127
Trolls used to put in effort. Apply yourself a little if (You) want more attention.
Anonymous No.725755676 [Report] >>725755736 >>725755915
>>725755432
Then where's the threads for it?
Anonymous No.725755736 [Report] >>725755913
>>725755676
Idk, /co/mblr?
Anonymous No.725755787 [Report]
>>725749045
hes not a follower. is there an issue?
Anonymous No.725755825 [Report]
>>725754526
What? They seriously didn't know?
Anonymous No.725755884 [Report]
>>725749432
its literally about fascists discriminating
Anonymous No.725755913 [Report]
>>725755736
Then make a space kings thread there. Duh.
Anonymous No.725755915 [Report] >>725755995
>>725755676
On /co/ where it belongs. Possibly got wiped away by the constant Hazbin and digital circus spam because /co/ is full of fags.
Anonymous No.725755970 [Report]
>>725749216
>using a term for leftists for others
you always do that
Anonymous No.725755995 [Report] >>725756320
>>725755915
>It's not there because muh fags
Make a thread then.
Anonymous No.725756181 [Report]
>>725747614 (OP)
no, we do not like Warhammer anymore.
Anonymous No.725756246 [Report]
>>725754717
Fantasy is sort of fucked. It's just one of many fantasy settings out there in a saturated market if fantasy/isekai crap. It has the opposite problem of 40k. It doesn't have enough secondaries supporting it. 40k is surviving because its one of the few science fiction settings that has a massive scope and regular updates/multimedia, in an era where sci-fi has nothing going for it, so it pulls in a ton of secondaries that buy the merch/vidya/joytoys.
Anonymous No.725756320 [Report] >>725756434
>>725755995
Just checked. There's 2 already there. Got this pic from one of them.
Anonymous No.725756434 [Report]
>>725756320
Good, then stop bitching.

I swear 4chan is just sockpuppets these days.
Anonymous No.725756509 [Report]
you ready for female Custodes shitposting in a month?
Anonymous No.725756682 [Report] >>725765728
>>725754526
I've not seen a single person even talking about it, dude.
Anyway, isn't she referred to as female in the game itself?
Anonymous No.725756812 [Report] >>725756894
>>725747614 (OP)
>posts pr*marchshit
there's your answer
fuck the marvel emperor's avengers
Anonymous No.725756891 [Report] >>725757662
>>725754147
Tranny.
I love how leftist faggots went from whining a decade ago about how 40k "glorified fascism" to now slathering out their stupid opinions that 40k was always leftist trash.
The truth is very plain to see... they are doing shit like female custodes to increase inclusivity. Let the girls play too! Why can't they be females, are you a chud sexist? Right?

Say whatever you like, but if you aren't mindful, a bunch a nose-ring women and gay men WILL sanitize 40k into something shittier than it is now like they have done with every IP they gained influence over for the last 20 years.

GW is retarded for leaning into primarchs and they are retarded for neglecting anything that isn't a space marine, but lefty social politics can also be a retarded and creeping influence on the setting.
Just like they tried to squat slaanesh in fantasy in favor of reddit-rats.
Anonymous No.725756894 [Report] >>725756973 >>725757004 >>725757194
>>725756812
>shitting on the Khan
You are the worst kind of person.
Anonymous No.725756932 [Report]
>>725747614 (OP)
This site is pretty much just reddit now, a bunch kids posting about whatever is new and what they saw on social media.
Anonymous No.725756973 [Report]
>>725756894
cry more primarchtroon
Anonymous No.725757004 [Report] >>725757123
>>725756894
more like the khringe
top scars are a giga reddit chapter
Anonymous No.725757051 [Report]
>>725754147
>everythings always been woke chud!!
Anonymous No.725757123 [Report]
>>725757004
That's the manders.
Anonymous No.725757194 [Report]
>>725756894
The best era of 40K is when NONE of the loyalist Primarchs were presently active, every surviving Chaos primarch was still in the warp just being an easily distracted ADHD faggot playing with their toys alone, Necrons were near-immortal egyptian-themed terminators, and Tyranids were just starting to really make themselves known. Now that GDubbs has realized how much money they can easily make from Muhreens, they do everything in their power to give more resources for them to purchase, and that absolutely includes Primarch models.
Anonymous No.725757353 [Report]
>>725755127
50k will hopefully be a kino post apocalyptic setting. The emperor is dead and his imperium has collapsed into millions of warring pieces. Technology has mostly regressed but any ancient scraps that can be salvaged are useful.
Anonymous No.725757391 [Report]
>warhammer thread
>full of trannies crying about chuds
Anonymous No.725757480 [Report]
40K is literally warping into a parody of itself, and GW's cynical corporate cycles are making the already barely-coherent setting even more messy than it was ages ago. Fantasy is eternally a superior setting, and the best part about End Times is that it puts a singular quality limiter between proper WHFB with all of its relevant lore and materiel and AoS+TOW and all of the soulless grimy corporate elements that come with them. I jumped on the Fantasy boat with TWW and I can't see myself returning to 40K or ever touching AoS going forward.
Anonymous No.725757662 [Report] >>725759227
>>725756891
Buddy, the Dark Angels are literally named after a poem about being gay by Lionel Johnson. 40k has always been quirky satire, and if you're seething about girls in it, you're helplessly autistic and never cared about the setting until grifters told you to.
Anonymous No.725757829 [Report]
it's really terrible once you learn more about it after playing Dawn of War lol
Anonymous No.725759227 [Report] >>725759446 >>725763782 >>725765694
>>725757662
>never cared about the setting until grifters told you to.
I've been autistic about 40k for over 20 years.
>lion el johnson is gay!
>that means it was always a happy LGBTQ friendly and inclusive space!
Or.. it was just funny to name a character after a gay poet.
Imperial fists were said to play with shit and get fists tattooed on their asses.
This will blow your mind, but there was a time when media could include things like a wink and a nod to a gay person or a comical theocratic authoritarian government WITHOUT it being a deliberate attempt to placate feminist ideology or progressive-informed inclusivity.
The problem is, that's not the time or place we live in now.
You know it.
I know it.
GW knows it.
Twitter and youtube retards know it.

Warhammer will go the way of warcraft because of people like you.
Anonymous No.725759446 [Report]
>>725759227
>Warhammer will go the way of warcraft because of people like you.
Good
Anonymous No.725759474 [Report]
pew pew
Anonymous No.725760821 [Report]
orkz iz best
Anonymous No.725761290 [Report]
>>725747614 (OP)
women
Anonymous No.725761741 [Report]
>>725751890
I checked it out. It sucks, you donkey.
Anonymous No.725761784 [Report] >>725762287
>>725747614 (OP)
Our tails are yours!
Anonymous No.725761883 [Report]
>>725748374
Yes, they replaced him for a worse one voiced by an african rather than a brit that just happened to always wuz Titus' mentor.
Anonymous No.725762028 [Report] >>725762438
>>725750693
>gatekeeping is bad when I‘m the one getting gatekept
embarrassing post
Anonymous No.725762105 [Report]
>>725752247
We can't fight it, jews will just brainwash people into accepting it and they don't mind a small drop in profit because profit is not their objective, they just want to demoralize and humilliate whites, if Britain as a whole isn't an example I don't know what is.
Anonymous No.725762121 [Report]
It's ground zero for the culture wars and GW is stoking the flames. Not worth even thinking about. Enjoy your slop.
Anonymous No.725762287 [Report]
>>725761784
We're skitter then leaping into bed then
Anonymous No.725762298 [Report] >>725762438
>>725750496
>were all told they weren’t welcome
Lol. Good. I prefer my hobbies without incel losers
Anonymous No.725762427 [Report]
>>725751229
I'm waiting for Total War so it all finds ends.
Anonymous No.725762438 [Report]
>>725762298
>>725762028
discord tourist posts
Anonymous No.725762570 [Report] >>725763281
>>725754280
Fans of the original apparently didn't like the demo for Mechanicus 2. What went wrong?
Anonymous No.725762642 [Report]
>>725747614 (OP)
My grandma's in the hospital and I've been binging 40k stuff recently, glad there's normal people making shit.
Anonymous No.725762725 [Report]
>>725755432
>I've seen nothing but praise
Space king infected 40k with incel chuds who turbo malds over women existing
Anonymous No.725762838 [Report]
>>725753408
>blood angels go into full retard berserker rage when they remember their primarch
>iron hands do their damndest to cut out all humanity from themselves because they never got over ferrus manus dying
>mfw
Anonymous No.725763281 [Report] >>725763658 >>725764923 >>725765559
>>725762570
Chuds angry about women (again)
Anonymous No.725763384 [Report]
>play Total War: Warhammer 3 for the first time last week
>end up loving it
It really is an unoptimized piece of shit but goddamn I'm having fun, also fuck the lizards, they keep starting shit with me.
Anonymous No.725763478 [Report] >>725764601
>>725753086
Just buy the base game on some key seller for cheap and pirate the dlc. It's one of those cases where you only need to replace like 2 files because all the assets are already downloaded even if you don't 'own' it. That way it's actually a good deal and it's not like CA deserves anything more.
As for the game itself, it's fine. Don't expect to find deep strategies but it's dumb fun smashing the little armies together and painting the map.
Anonymous No.725763575 [Report]
40k is normieslop garbage now
Anonymous No.725763658 [Report]
>>725763281
Don't forget to take your estrogen today, anon.
Anonymous No.725763782 [Report]
>>725759227
>textextextextextextextextextext
Tldr
Your hobby was always "woke".
Stay mad chuddie ;)
Anonymous No.725764018 [Report]
>>725747614 (OP)
Warhammer just isn't fun when 70% of the first world lives in a real hopeless dystopian hellscape with even less upward social mobility than a medeival peasant. Destitute, aggressive and rightly suspicious of everything to the point of paranoia. People have no vision for a better future and will seek it in fiction rather than the luxury of the grimdark genres founded on the economic and social security of the 80s.

That said warhammer was always pretty gay and retarded.

That said warhammer was always pretty gay and retarded and I don't care.
Anonymous No.725764601 [Report] >>725764724
>>725763478
CreamAPI still works?
Anonymous No.725764724 [Report]
>>725764601
Yes
Anonymous No.725764923 [Report]
>>725763281
There were woman questgivers in the other one too, whats wrong with them in this one?
Anonymous No.725764989 [Report] >>725765853
>>725747614 (OP)
I never stopped liking that parts I enjoy but the parts I don't like keep growing so I think of it less, similar situation to star wars.
Anonymous No.725765453 [Report]
>>725751229
Russ is coming back at the end of this edition
Anonymous No.725765559 [Report]
>>725763281
No one had a problem with Khepra and Scaevola in the first game.
Anonymous No.725765632 [Report]
>>725753135
look at the third , first is meh
Anonymous No.725765694 [Report] >>725765740 >>725766150
>>725759227
>Warhammer40k was always woke
>Erda and female Custodes always existed.
>The bigots need to get over themselves about female Adeptus Custodes.
>No Chaos cultist and genestealer is illegal.
>Join Sigmarxism, comrade.
The wokes are trying to change Wh40k into the Marvels and Disney Star Wars.
Anonymous No.725765728 [Report]
>>725756682
It was clear Scaevola's a woman in the first game
Anonymous No.725765740 [Report] >>725768012
>>725765694
GW is. Let them.
Anonymous No.725765853 [Report]
>>725764989
HORUUUUUUUUS
Anonymous No.725766130 [Report]
>>725751229
Chaos Primaris
Anonymous No.725766145 [Report] >>725766349 >>725766784
>>725747614 (OP)
>the political talk in this thread
it's just so tiring
that's why no one talks about warhammer here
either it's someone having Trump in his mind 24/7 or about trannies or indians or whatever the fuck else
it's just so tiring man
Anonymous No.725766150 [Report] >>725769590
>>725765694
fuck off
Anonymous No.725766284 [Report]
>>725753267
Because it’s good advertisement? They even made a cgi trailer for Horus heresy, an even more niche game than 40K
I don’t think you realize how good the profit margins are for plastic when its selling as much as 40K
Sure its still a niche hobby, but its also the top of that niche hobby
I mean they have their own stores across the country that only sell their stuff. Once you have the models made, you can sell that shit I defiantly
Anonymous No.725766349 [Report] >>725766614
>>725766145
You realize GW takes pot shots at their ideological foes in their books, right? Wow, why's everything so political bruh.
Anonymous No.725766438 [Report] >>725766626
>>725753267
Tabletop earns over 10 times as much as all vidya combined
Anonymous No.725766614 [Report] >>725766739 >>725767483
>>725766349
whatever man, i dont wanna talk about what Trump did or whoever SLAMS Trump or about how a tranny is represented in the franchise
you guys gotta understand the mental fatigue that it is both the whole diversity push and the dog shit talk from both sides
you won't stop GW from doing whatever the fuck they want either, and i dont like that shit agenda either, that's why I just 3D print my shit

if you were in public and some people were having fun with Warhammer, you wouldn't piss all over their minis and table with politics
Anonymous No.725766621 [Report]
>>725747614 (OP)
>phonenigger
>wojacknigger
>HHnigger
and you have the temerity to ask why nobody has discussions anymore
Anonymous No.725766626 [Report] >>725766895
>>725766438
No, it really doesn't. What it has are INSANE profit margins, especially paired with continual price hikes and finding ways to produce minis cheaper.
Anonymous No.725766739 [Report]
>>725766614
have you just been sleeping for 15 years or what?
Anonymous No.725766742 [Report] >>725767291
>>725749045
I don’t follow warhammer, what did he say that was a fuck up?
Anonymous No.725766784 [Report]
>>725766145
You wanna talk about ToW being such a shitshow that GW can't even be asked to paint whole 6 models and needs to photoshop a full unit?
Anonymous No.725766895 [Report]
>>725766626
>No, it really doesn't
It literally does. Just look at revenue from core vs licencing on their offcial income statments
Anonymous No.725767043 [Report]
>>725753086
It is TW:WH2 but better in every possible way, the only issue is that a lot of the DLC are shit.
Anonymous No.725767086 [Report] >>725767270
>>725747614 (OP)
I can't help but wonder how much money novels make them. Between everything mini-related and licensed products. It must be worth it since they're re-printing some Hour Heresy stuff.
Anonymous No.725767236 [Report]
>>725747614 (OP)
>>725749045
>Necrons becoming Space Kangs
>Second Imperium (Nani ?)
>Ultramarines Shoah by Word Bearers
>Pr*maris M*rines
Anonymous No.725767270 [Report]
>>725767086
all fluff exists so you're more invested into buying minis. novels are just an extension of that.
Anonymous No.725767291 [Report] >>725767865
>>725766742
He said they are coming for the 40k orcs.
Guess what he didn't spell right?
Anonymous No.725767461 [Report]
>>725747614 (OP)
Move on to something else instead of discussing the same zombie franchise thread after thread on multiple boards.
Anonymous No.725767483 [Report]
>>725766614
>you wouldn't piss all over their minis and table with politics
I would, before torching the place up and show the nerds Real life penance engines they'll get strapped to
Anonymous No.725767560 [Report]
Rest in Piss
Anonymous No.725767865 [Report]
>>725767291
Not that anon but thats like going after someone for spelling fantasy dwarfs in the common/tolkein way of "dwarves". Most dumb fags on the internet cant even get get their universal your/you're contractions right. If sperging out and correcting people for that is gay and uncool, so is doing that for people getting (sub)franchise-specific species names wrong, especially when they are actually just orcs in the fantasy version of the same franchise.
Anonymous No.725768012 [Report]
>>725765740
Bless their hearts. Few women and wokes play Warhammer40k, be it tabletop, vidyagames or read the lore.
Anonymous No.725768214 [Report] >>725768582
GW needs to commission a game to show off the sheer fuck you scale of 40k.
https://youtu.be/YU0hixqU2XU?si=bL_YT9zkLSusSOY9
Like there were a few moments in both space marine games but im talkin like, you need quick travel to get to the other side of the church.
Anonymous No.725768582 [Report]
>>725768214
Project killed by GW, be sure to get your Warhammer+ subscription!
Anonymous No.725768634 [Report]
>>725754147
It's leftist but only in a very tepid way. It basically wears the costume of left wing sci-fi to sell toys. Most of the things in Warhammer that are satirizing the British government were ripped off from elsewhere, like the hive cities which are a ripoff of the mega-blocks from Judge Dredd. I agree there's no problem with female Space Marines/custodes. However they haven't been introduced all that well. You would have to do a new edition of the game to properly write them into the setting.
Anonymous No.725768790 [Report] >>725769348
>>725751229
They're losing daemons to AoS which is fucking hilarious. Everything that isn't marines or marines (baddies) will be removed.
Anonymous No.725768830 [Report] >>725769275
Like in what way?
It's a fucking corporate product.
I can find superficial parts of it amusing and cool, I can dish out hundreds of hours wasting my time on it for amusement.
But I ain't emotionally dependent on it like a druggie.
Neither to be exploited by some corporate marketing buzzwords; emotional blakmail and manipulation; nor to be drained out of my money by petty schemes and literal downright scams.

>>725752247
>I just think doing nothing but whining is stupid and gay.
What does "doing" look like in your headcanon? Shooting up GW headquarters? You stupid retarded faggot. It's a fucking corporation vs a retarded fanbase that, there is nothing to do but drop the "fan" part, realize you are the product, save money, pirate everything, refuse to give GW money ever again, and put that fund into a personal healthcare emergency fund or a gym or swimming card instead. THEN, you laugh your ass off when pic related happens, because you won solely by the fact that you realised you don't have to be emotionally attached to corporate slop brainwashing and can wrest some control over your own life away from corporate and marketing control for yourself and yourself only.

Female Custodes? Nobody gives a shit. They can't even fucking release a good book about Sisters of Silence yet want to add more shit ideas and shit characters to a mountain of already neglected shit.
GW is the EA of miniatures. Anyone who has spent time with them has either learned to stop being scammed and insult them for amusement; or in rare cases like Arbitor Ian and Goonhammer decide to play a cognitively dissonant mentally ill game of glazing a corporation, being scammed out of money like those soulless senior citizens in casinos bashing gacha buttons like automatons and playact like paying for overpriced miniatures and pain somehow contributes to your mental health because you are peacefully larping meditation and art when you are in fact running away from facing your mental illness and problems.
Anonymous No.725769275 [Report]
>>725768830
>Shooting up GW headquarters?
It could work
Anonymous No.725769348 [Report] >>725769759
>>725768790
>even named characters with optional Space Marines bits don't even mention 40k on the box anymore
Anonymous No.725769590 [Report]
>>725766150
bugger off and choke on a dick, faggot.
Anonymous No.725769759 [Report] >>725770234
>>725769348
tbf, Belacuck was an AoS release he had a book come out at the same time (where he gets fucking dunked on by Grombrindal.)
Anonymous No.725770234 [Report]
>>725769759
When he released his box looked like this. They actiely removed all mentions of 40k from him when they remade the box few year later