Thread 526511132

Dogshit Teammates Edition

!!! BYTE BREAKERS - ODY'S NEW GAME NEVER EVER !!!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2503080/Byte_Breakers/

>Launch Trailer
https://youtu.be/Rely2ajQV7g
>Official full OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD95kqFFElM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acCkq3cc1PA

>Steam page
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1869590/Omega_Strikers/
https://steamcommunity.com/games/1869590/announcements/

>Check rank, stats, and match history by username here:
https://stats.omegastrikers.gg
https://stats.clarioncorp.net

>Customs modding tools
https://stats.clarioncorp.net/cgm

>Mega dump of emotes, models, etc.
https://mega.nz/folder/pukSgYxb#PFyBfnxR99GxBpXCEDKLIQ

>Latest Microbalance Patch
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1869590/view/512958375408959491

>/omg/ Cup tournament archives
https://pastebin.com/1d2sysPs

>/omg/ Aggie archive
https://catbox.moe/c/planom

LOADING... >>524910282

can't believe it died when both eu and na had customs

customs kill /omg/ confirmed

>>526512020
NAggers just launched the game, alt-tabbed and went back to ERPing.

juno

it was my first time joining eu customs, had fun, gg

>>526525202
ggs I was tired and drunk

>>526530578
That's just your natural state

omega strikers RPG when?

being able to sort the emotes when

>>526535247
Sort the emotes?

>>526535247
Just moving e-cringe emotes to their own separate category would be a massive improvement.

i will launch the game today

>>526546079
The Omega Strikers sequel?

>>526517551
That's not true! We striked!

>>526525202
I wonder how many customs dodgers are hiding here in plain sight.

>>526556841
>only 0.1% of /omg/ has participated in customs

>>526564771
>only 0.1% of players have played the game concurrently

>>526564771
>>526571195
Saving Omega Strikers one won divegrass match at a time!

WooedCalixJolts
EU customs
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/SuperExtremeOmegaStrikers

ggs

>>526590692
ggs bwos

>>526585750
it never started

next riot game thread.. when..?

Strike.

page 10 lol

>>526639561
10/10 page for 10/10 game

>>526623435
rape

What do blobbos taste like?

>>526571195
>playercount increases by 100
we are so fucking back

Live!

>>526656372
It's all the fresh installs from watching us in divegrass

>>526672215
What if our manager can't handle the stress of being responsible for maintaining OS playerbase?!

Die!

EVROPEAN KKKUSITES
ShelfWartsRainy
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/SuperExtremeOmegaStrikers

Go cust!

GGs white people.

@Aesop remove fucking scamogus from rotation

You reckon aysoup still checks omg?

10

>>526716247
He visits /omg/ after every micropatch to confirm that all of his balance changes were dogshit.

LIVE

>>526768837
Still not in the game btw. Cus switch players die when this gif plays.

>>526771462
I wish all console players died

strokers

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2480858721 vod for last nights EU customs if people want it

>>526782024
We should try custing during our divegrass.

>>526790645
but then how can we cheer on the team and yell at finii when she screws up for correction

>>526799741
Multitask. Set up scripts for spamming >finii goalie in chat.

>>526771462
they could've simply re-encoded it and put it back in. would've taken a hour tops

>>526818713
They could've EOS'd switch version.

>>526828934
i an striking and im just getting discord smurf trios

Die later

>>526840258
I am already dead.

>>526818713
There's other gifs that don't kill switch players, I assume that they tried that and they just couldn't figure out what makes this one kill consoles.

wake up eu

>>526868921
my FUARKING heroes...

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Lord, this game can be so fun when you get a good Random in Comp.

Help! Help! Help!

Custies tonite?

I will become the best brooler

>>526948762
goalie brooler?

EU Customs?
LucreAxialBuret

>>526957408
5/6

LIVE

*omega dies*

/omg/ goon sesh when?

>>526974307
In 3 days

>>526965646
Goodnight catto, I hope everyone is getting their ranked points they need.

>>526999714
I've played one ranked match to get the friend leaderboard working.

>>526974307
soon,

Sparkball demo is up until June 16.

dubu...

>>527023234
ubud!

>>527027137
>still no ubud skin

>Get the game artbook
>Stuff that we could get from the wiki
>Final part of the book is sketches
>Titty tatta mako and swimsuit special with the oni gals

Fuck man, we could have gotten those skins if odyssey didn't kill itself

>>527031301
Scan it.

10

>>527041318
My LP gains in a 3-2 (3-2) gold vs trio of challies match.

Duboobs.

Duballs.

>>527031301
>>Titty tatta mako and swimsuit special with the oni gals
Well now I want the artbook...

>>527077438
You can still buy it, only reason I haven't is cus I need to find out if I'll be going to that thing where you can buy it (signed) in person. I probably won't go.

>in person event
I'd pay for an /omg/er to go if they bully Aeslop IRL for me

>>527086054
I'll molest Aesop in Dubu fursuit which you will also have to provide as well as covering my travel expenses.

Omega hours of sleep.

omega strike my balls Juli please I can't take it any more

9

i forgot there was the jazz solo bit at the end of naos theme
i guess it never plays enough ingame

>>527110754
i didnt know that emote existed

>>527112018
We need an official chaiko emote...
smug aimi officially ingame...

wake up

>>527110754
Aimi and Juno plushies - mass produced slop.
Finii - unique work of art.

9

>>527147428
Tits too big

Pass!!

Niggers on twitter already post their Finiis.

>>527171142
I wish chaiko was as cute as his drawings

>>527179886
is he not a cute 3 foot shota dogboy?
fuck

>>527181015
His dick is pretty cute I guess

We lost... Bigly...
https://poal.me/jp11is

>>527184547
/vg/ has generals other than this one?

>>527182909
at least he’s a 3 foot shota where it counts, dick size

>>527184547
why the fuck does chess have votes

>>527182909
let me see

>>527184547
What a dumb poll. Yuri and futa are completely exclusive to one another

Anybody have a high quality png of schoolgirl aimi? Cant find one that’s transparent or has more than 2 pixels

>>527204346
I'm almost as fat as dubu in this pic

>>527206712
i bet ur cozy :3
mwah

>>527210549
bro that's gay unless you're Nao

>>527012931
Player some matches, it's kinda ass unfortunately. There isn't any sportsball really, the ball is just a bomb you toss to damage assfaggots towers. I forget it exists for most of the game. Combat is nowhere near as deep as Battlerite to make it worth playing just for the brools. And character designs are absolutely abhorrent.

https://youtu.be/vWYSfAnBeyE
Perfection

>>527204346
cute
>>527192969
sex

10 kittens from aimi

>>527242145
Aimi doesnt look disgusted enough

>>527255647
That's because she actually enjoys it.

>>527242145
good

>>527242145
10 loaves of bread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWYSfAnBeyE
Perfection

>>527221694
>>527280230

>>526989748
goon sesh right meow?

>>527302237
b-b-b-but (You) promised!!

>>527305643
Get blueballed, gooner.

Actual custies when?

3/6 white people custies

4/6

GGs white people.

The last thread

>>527337319
no

>>527337319
Last Omega Strikers only thread.
New game announcement next week.

>>527345775
It's true!
confirmed by real fact checkers (me)

The only reason these threads are kept alive is for divegrass

yup
still hate Inky's.

>>527348567
no...please...don't say that...

>>527348567
also to shit on Ody's new games

>>527381502
what new games they dont even have new games lmao

Is there EVER a valid reason to pick Momentum Boots?

>>527391232
if you want to

The Creature is here.

>>527392389
did you cum on it?

>>527399891
No but it cummed into (You).

>>527391232
they're good on night market

>>527391232
you can get fucked on ahten and obscura sometimes if you cant swap top and bottom fast it depends on the situation

>>527392389
i second cumming on it

Next divegrass tomorrow?

>>527412006
yeah, 2020 UTC
:aimihello: got added now

>>527415416
Why is :aimiwank: called :aimihello:?

>over-perform
>other forward gets one goal
>gets round MVP
Is there a reason why the last goal is such a powerful deciding factor in Awakening selection?

>over-perform
>other forward gets the last goal
>gets round MVP
Is there a reason why the last goal is such a powerful deciding factor in Awakening selection?

>>527419034
>>527419162

>average player count increased the last weeks
>/omg/ers almost dont play anymore
?

>>527421027
I do. In customs.

>vyce secondary are built around area denial but should realistically be easy to dodge
>her primary stuns AND slows so you cant actually avoid her attacks and have to use meter
not really fair

>>527421027
I am literally playing everyday for at least a few hours?

>>527421027
Pretty sure most still play, just don't/rarely post

>>527429852
and yet you arent qing with me? wtf man

>>527430340
idk who you are

>>527431026
yes you do :3
open your heart, you know who I am deep down

GET UP NOW!!!!

>>527421027
>OS killed /omg/

i told myself yeah whenever demond dais gets removed ill no lifed ranked
and then when it happened i was so tapped out i just, didnt

>>527453916
This but Inky's.

>>527444936
I am omega tired...

page 10 lol

customs

>>527499338
Divegrass win first.

>>527504653
nobody gives a fuck about that

>>527506982
>new players join /omg/ every season
bro it's better advertisement than whatever Ody did. Maybe Ody should sponsor the events...

>>527507273
and where are these new players hiding if there are no customs?

9
divegrass soon after the next 2 matches https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague

>>527544981
Is Finii defending this time?

9 (2)

SCORE SOME FAKKIN GOALS /OMG/

Apologize to Finii.

>>527554781
never
she gets dick instead

>>527554781
>4 saves
Shan't be apologizing today, the keeper did fine but the rest of the defense was a bit lackluster.

Copium EU custies.
VerseWiserVault
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/SuperExtremeOmegaStrikers

total hag death.

>>527556201
Nevermind. It's over...

>>527556842
Bwos it's fathers day, you're spending time with your pops right?

>>527557163
no but I'll keep your mom busy so you can spend time with your dad

customs soon have faith

>>527555680
I'm used to our defense being utterly fucking useless. /omg/ is glass cannon team.

5/6 EU KUSTIES
OakenToddyLeech
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/SuperExtremeOmegaStrikers

>>527566185
I guess we'll try again tomorrow...

Goodnight, Omega Sleepers. Rest well for tomorrow's custies.

I shall dream of oni women yet again tonight

liv

>>527609309
Life without custies is not worth living...

sleep well

>>527638180
That's not how you knead dough.

>>527638780
but I want to knead Oni doughs

>>527643883
Try slap and fold method.

This thread shall be baked alhamdulillah.

EU customs
EsterBrackStout
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/SuperExtremeOmegaStrikers

Custless niggas be like

>>527679838
>Ester
>Stout

>>527679838
GGs custmen.

9

>>527683816
gay and retarded?
thats not me

>>527624323
I almost missed this post...

N

>>527726829
>>527731539
O!

go bump

Page 10, the legendary corestrike player.

>>527740913
>luna goalie

Time to get euthanized.

>>527788082
thigh choke asphyxiation?

burn in hell wormboy

I like how the general schizo has his own schizo. /omg/ is such a magical place.

>>527798969
well he has 2 if you count his ex

Nao should cost 250k credits. Fresh niggers have no fucking business ever picking her. They think they're going to play engineer babysitting turrets jerking off in the corner and just grief their team.

this video has been very cathartic, watching him say the same things as omega strikers/divegrass people SPREAD OUT MOVE THE FUCK UP GIVE ME A PASS
just wishing you had one competent teammate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4vR-lYnR5c

>>527812002
Unironically looks worse than Ultra Strikers.

9

9 2

AHHHHHHHHHHH

https://x.com/POSSESSION3939/status/1934812985408848193
We're gonna make it bwos.

We're not gonna make it bwos.

>>527845082
lewd

Will Ody make Sonii playable in their upcoming game that's going to save the company and the thread?

>>527865562
How is it possible to look that gay with a girl?

>>527871829
He got hit with the shrink ray into the nads to keep rival bitches away.

>>527860658
what is the game even about

>>527883051
The new secret one that Aesop refuses to tell us about? Nobody knows.
https://steamdb.info/app/2437410/ Go speculate!!

>>527885779
>First seen on SteamDB 15 May 2023 – 19:51:59 UTC
they've been looking to make a new game like a month after OS launched? or am I misunderstanding this?

>>527887528
or it was something really barebones they've had in the works since before os launched

>>527887528
>The Announcement was recorded years before realease

Sex with estelle

>>527906568
Locks = Estelle's buttcheeks
Core = my tongue

>>527919884
Wait no it's even more grim

Behead subhuman niggers tryharding in norms against freshies.

I have ascended the need for Ody to maintain the game. As an added benefit I can also have steamy hot sex with Juli in the locker room afterwards.

>>527932678
Did you train this abomination on Archive of Our Own?

>>527906568
classic yeasty
he draws too he really is EU chaiko

>>527937954
Where's my SoniiW then?

9

what if core was gae

>>527921378
meanwhile byte breakers hasn't been updated in three months

10

It's time to wake up

>>527983178
She is dead.

Page Dubu.

Omega sissies... we lost...

>>528012763
Imagine Omega Strikers with 50k concurrent users... Ody would be... happy...

>>528012763
3dpd divegrass fags are second gayest people on Earth after Kazan players.

>>528012763
It's fun ngl....

>Opponent on stagger
>Immediately Masters Ultra Instinct
Every fucking time.

>Get an AFK Griefer/Thrower.
>Single-handedly get us to 2-2 despite this douche.
>He decides to play at the last second.
Solo-queue hatred aside, it is unironically NEVER OVER! NEVER LOSE FAITH IN YOURSELF!

>>528045474
can't touch this

Gamers of Evropa, it's time to reclaim custies.

Dubu...

Bump

>>528077342
sex
consent optional
the office worker will be a mother

Go strike!!

Im so tired of being alive
I WILL commit suicide soon. Mark my words

>>528118854
Please be Aesop.

uppity

Omega Strikers still isn't dead? Do people still spam those ugly emotes?

>>528154046
(You) are ugly

I'm gonna kill someone

>>528164502
start with yourself

>>528164615
It was you and only you fool

Does Bulk Up and Might of Colossus Power's add up to a grand total?

>>528170947
its worth taking if youre someone who starts with high hp/size like dubu/atlas/asher
they dont buff each other though , bulk up runs off hp, collossus runs off bonus size
size isnt hp
we used to have a whole suite of hp based items but theyre not in rotation right now

>>526511132 (OP)
NOOOOOOO! Don't blame the poor slime!

>>528176481
I was trying to ask if one cancels the other out, or if you got Power from both of them, to which I got my answer; Yes

>>528176803
shark was a good pick with those items

reminder match 3 of the divegrass tommorrow at 1940 UTC vs /vrg/

>>528182435
Juli's ass...

EU customs
DesexIxnayFolds
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/SuperExtremeOmegaStrikers

>>528154046
>ugly emotes

>>528191253
GGs white people

Die.

>Drek'ar is three characters rolled into one (Estelle, Era, Kai)
>But /omg/ complains about Kazan

I don't complain about any characters.

>>528220261
drekar doesnt have 6 abilities
drekar doesnt have a unique strike with more priority
drekar doesnt have 2 seperate "im invincible for 2 seconds" moves on short cooldowns even though they went the octavia/zentaro route and reduced his hp, yeah just go kill him guys! whats if you add Q evade he has 3 seperate ways to be invincible uh uh skill issue i guess

>>528220261
nice try nigga

nooo aimi dont cry

Sometimes i do wish to learn new slurs cause some of these ranked players i get are the most braindead people i have ever played with

Wake me up

>>528220261
Kazan's primary does more hits than Drek's entire kit.

7
im going to sleep 7 is what you get

>>528227638
Nice upgrade.

>>528256409
the guy who did the stadium did it for us

Next game will have brown oni.

>>528284617
Was this punk inspired by Raven (RWBY)?

I need to piss, but I also want to strike

>>528298691
Pissing takes like 3 seconds, maybe longer if drunk. Striking takes like 10-30 minutes.

>>528298883
>Pissing takes like 3 seconds
lmao pisslet

>>528298883
>Pissing takes like 3 seconds
what the fuck is wrong with your bladder?

>>528182435
Who's the goalie?

>>528306306
depends whos higher condition, match after /dbz/ /nikg/
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague

Time to root for /omg/!

STARTNIG

SCORE SOME FAKKEN GOALS JULI

>>528298883
Something very real ive noticed is that pissing dilates your time significantly.
Seriously, set a timer next time youre pissing. 30 seconds feels like 10 seconds

JULI IS FUCKING DEAD

give /gbfg/ your energy!

>>528315821
KAM ON GBFGGERLAND SCOR SOME FAKING GOALS I JERKED OFF TO SOME BROWN BITCH FROM YOUR GAME

>>528313672
>3 seconds
>30 seconds
bros scientists checked and found a full normal sized bladder of any species takes about 20 seconds to empty.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/mammals-pee-20-seconds-biology-urination

>Generate more bumps talking about pissing than when I talk about game discussion.
This is why we're a dying General, guys.

Of course worthless petty gachaniggers had to turbojob and bury us with them. Hope they get deported to a designated containment board by the next cup.

/gbfg/ fan here. I'm sorry our manager fucked you guys over by throwing. I've done my part and tattled on his ass for ignoring our thread as well.
Hopefully you all don't hold it against our thread. I wish you guys much luck in the future.

>>528328550
our game is dead
we lost the match
no new game soon
it's over and you did this

>>528328550
OBSCURA, BANISH HIS BALLS

>>528012763
anime...
lost...

>>528333712
It's trending downwards already you doomsissies. It'll be dead and forgotten in a few months. Just like OS.

>>528328550
You're about to get [BANISHED!].

Fuck off back from ye'came. You screwed us.

>>528334018
Intermittent reminder that when The Announcement was posted OS had swapped an upward trend for a few days in a row.

>>528337874
Ody needed to conserve that momentum for the future. Trust the plan. Follow The Golden Path.

>>528328550
I just hope everyone had fun. I don't really get it but sorry your manager is like that.

>>528333712
>this looks interesting
>B2P
>i hope your game fucking dies and goes F2P

9

9 2

9 3 were dying squirtle

9 4

>bumping every hour
You good bwo? You know you don't need to bump so often. There's a whole page 10 that can take a few hours to cross, and secret page 11 it holds exactly 1 thread, so you know death is imminent when you see page 11. There are threads on the board that haven't been bumped in over 4 hours, the last thread on page 10 hasn't been bumped in nearly 5 hours.

Let him boomp. Better safe than sorry.

>>528381450
I look like this.

4+3+2

>>528388853
juno can't count up that high

So when is our next divegrass / tournament / custies?

>People buying artbook
>Most of the content is the same you can find online or the wiki
>Sketches are the same as the ones people post here
>Artist and OS twitter mention that there was going to be some unique sketches limited to the artbook

I don't know anons, i feel it's was way better to get a bald finii plush than the book, anybody bought something?

As for merch we only have plushies and the artbook right?

>>528419635
>As for merch we only have plushies and the artbook right?
We also had the vinyl record of the OST that was available for a while, dunno if it still is, and it's not official but we might have Sonii keychains soon >>527845082.

where are all the EU strikers?

>>528416342
6 months for dive unless friendlies

>>528426907
DED

Finally reached gold anons, see you next season

And possibly a new update (Byte breakers is dead dev team, let it go and use those models for OS)

>>528448898
congrats

>>528448898
Now go reach plat.

>>528448898
>(Byte breakers is dead dev team, let it go and use those models for OS)
>inb4 they add parkour to OS

>>528459382
omega strikers but you can loft the ball and sombrero and jump kick as a meme event

>>528118854
You still with us?

>>528438586
cute

go

>>528503692
Can't believe Juli lost.

>>528508673
Lost? She says she didn't.

why is there no /omg/ tournament?

>>528522373
not enough players?

>>528503692
The Era one is hotter

>>528522373
Because lazy NAgroes don't even play OS anymore

>>528527935
post it

>>528522373
turns out i'm a lazy cunt

>>528523668
option 4 (x) im in this picture and i dont like it

>>528530232
fuuuuck

I'm sleepy

I'm tired

customs today for sure...

I dont know why I care anymore
Im too sentimental and cant move on

>>528529797
>Lazy
>NAgoers are too busy working or supporting Family.
And we're the lazy ones.

>>528616012
Playing FOTM assfaggots and battle royales isn't working or supporting family.

>>528616775
I have no idea what you're talking about or who you think I am.

I'm just saying, unlike you EU's, NA is actually occupied with business and our other +500 alive servers across other games.

>>528616775
I have no idea what you're talking about or who you think I am.

I'm just saying, unlike you EU's, NA is actually occupied with business usually. It takes Strive to live in the States and apparently, most are struggling.

>>528623915
>It takes Strive to live in the States and apparently, most are struggling
just sell drugs. most dealers are not white, so they are retarded and get caught. if you are white, you will have enough iq to not get caught, simple as

>>528624245
I'll go with plan C.

strike

where my EU niggaz at

>>528680916
Not custing

>>528680916
Playing the game, duh

>>528632038
its a shame we didnt get more art the ripped tights are raw sex

>>528696234
cute

>>528632038
I hope sonii comes back for NEW GAME

Another custless night...

Pregnant.

>>528767568
Asher has money?

>>528767805
>he's hasn't made bank on corestrike bettign yet

>>528775842
I'm betting on it dying

>>528785613
that some good lower belly i bet she always keeps her top trouser button undone to show it off the SLUT

boy i love getting triple the saves of the other goalie and still losing
competentTM matchmaking
at least it was only -15

>>528805124
>only -15

>>528807185
the weird thing is, i got my teammates as enemies on the next match won, +35
i dont fucking know anymore

Custies...

Come home, white man.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/277390/VIDEOBALL/

>>528823742
Sorry I'm not gonna play a sports game named VIDEO BALL

>>528824343
i saw fifa ea 2025 at at -80% and thought huh, i might try modern fifa for once AND IT WAS STILL £12 holy shit

10

11

12

I wonder how much Sonii weighs now.

>>528882067
Sonii is a drawing.

>>528890836
Imagine bending that paper over on a table, the crease becoming sharper as your finger runs along it. It's so light you have to be gentle or it'll rip. Then when you open it back up, you see the mark you made, split in half perfectly. The paper's so light you can easily pick it up and take a look from every single angle. Up close you can even smell the scent, that warm papery aroma.

idk, I'm not very good at lusting over a paper.

>>528893069
have you ever gotten grease on paper and it permanently stains it, its impossible to ever get it back out
imagine that but my cum on paper sonii

Can smell this thread all the way from page 10.

LIV

AND BY LIV I MEAN NOT DIE

PLEASE

Custless AGAIN.

Custies tomorrow for sure...

Go sleep

I can't

Happy birthday Asher!

>>528988051
>armpits
should i tribute this for old time’s sake?

>>528988835
You still haven't tributed The Announcement.

Fuck you.
*cancels forfeit*

>>529011823
Why did Ody add this emote specifically?

>>529013338
toxicity filter

>>529013338
Because they are so hecking post-ironic and microfunny.

Omega slackers.

How many days is it possible to survive without customs?

Gamers of Evropa... We must cust.

>3 saves
>3 redirects
>5 orbs
>0 everything else
This nigga isn't even fresh. He's still installing.

EVROPEAN KUSTIES
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/SuperExtremeOmegaStrikers
NullsBonerFeels

>>529065250
>bonerfeels

>>529065313
Go bone!!

>>529065250
GGs white people and niggers.

>>529065250
ggs nerds

Omega sleep to recover from omega custies and regain energy for more omega custies.

Game wouldn’t be almost dead if it was Alpha Strikers…

Nigga Strikers

omega balls

where micropatch?

>>529146523
My micropenis is all I can offer...

Strike

>>529190813
Too late, Garfield.

I'll dream of custies tonite.

I will continue to lust after oni

>Feel confident.
>Solo queue.
>"It's gonna be a fucking friendly Juno that sells me, isn't it?"
For the first time it wasn't.
>Finii goalie
That is all.

For the love of God, don't solo-queue unless you're committed and confident enough to drag along a pile of bricks.

And PLEASE don't queue Ranked Goalie if you haven't even the faintest idea of how to play Goalie. Fucks sake, why are these my queues. I'm starting to believe everyone playing Comp is in a party because there's no end to retards I get.

Awake

>>529211464
there is a bias in the matchmaking code to put duos against duos and trios against trios though
whenever weve tried trio or duoing you always get the most obvious discord smurf on voice like its a fucking tournament sweaty fuckers

>>529232089
Queuing solo and ending up with a duo of retards vs duo of smurfs is the worst possible outcome.

sex

microomega

where the fuck is new game
where the fuck is new patch
where the fuck is byck breakers release

They changed the name of the new game to Dyke Breakers. It's like one of those other porno games on Steam and it's about turning all the characters twitter said were gay straight with your dick.

custies...

>>529289910
Can I turn Kazan into a straight girl?

>>529312349
Only if you unlock the secret ending

>>529314101
I hope I'm not gonna have to do any gay shit to reach it.

>>529320257
You have to prove you're not Wormboy

wake up and strike

apparently ending the round with evade on cooldown starts the next round with evade on a 10 second cooldown (or something)
never seen that before

>>529362552
Surgical precision.

we're getting one step closer to Omega Strikers in real life. now if only brown tomboys were real...

>>529383292
Brown tomboys are more important to corestrike than scoring and brooling.

racemixing

>>529400994
with juno

>>529402264
Is this what that looks like? >>529343862

>>529402264
How would that work? Unless Juno is a walking egg waiting to be fertilized

>>529404856
Whole Juno being just one egg would be really unfortunate.

pregnant blobs

custless again...

Does Adrenaline Rush and Pummelers speed boost stack?

>>529439440
Are there even any non-stacking buffs?

N

lmao imagine buying omega strikers

>>529458820
i’d buy it :)

Is inky still in rotation?

>it's Canada day
Cheers, leafniggers!

>>529514837
finii would definitely be one of those people who whenever a canadian flag speaks just goes >leaf with a smug anime picture

>>529515865
>Canadian flag replies with >goalie

hi guys
I haven't checked in on this game since getting back from japan last month. is it still alive?

>>529526182
If you can call sparks and inky in rotation "alive".

>>529493823
Yes. Surprisingly, I've been getting it rarely lately. (LET'S KEEP IT THIS WAY, ODY).

>>529514837
>Canada day.
Annex time now, 51st State!

>Smurf Kazan Opponent.
>Braindead Juno Ally.
Quite possibly the most impossible Season to Solo-Queue in.

ded

>>529526182
its fine on na, slow on eu, dead on jp/au

EUbros, I think we should cust.

>ass soon as round starts my retarded "midfielder" bum-rushes all the way to enemy net without the core in his possession unloading every single ability on the way and just waits there with every single enemy player between us
How the fuck am I supposed to carry this kinda of inbreds against trooncord smourf trios?

>Comp
>DC'ing opponent
>Win in sight
>Teammate does epic "le honor" shit
>Lose
And yet every single fucking time I get a DC during Comp, the opponents show zero mercy.

Fuck you.

Genuinely. From the depths of my soul, fuck you.

>nobody posted aesops funny about the inevitable uma musume x omega strikers collab
https://x.com/PlayOmega/status/1939776359158755462

Omega Over

>>529604825
We already had Omega Horses.

Aesop please... Microsomething...

Aesop, you micronigger!!

It's micro over...

>>529685863
It's those, right there.

go strike

Custies...