I Like Turtles Edition

>News
Arena Hotfix: https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/hearthstone/t/3241-hotfix-patch/146937
The LOST CITY of UN'GORO https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24204896/adventure-calls-from-the-lost-city-of-un-goro-hearthstone-s-next-expansion
Arena Overhaul https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24208800/hearthstone-arena-expands-with-new-underground-mode
Year of the raptor announcement with plans for the year: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24177978/welcome-to-the-year-of-the-raptor
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news

>Decklists
https://hsguru.com/ – previously d0nkey - free stats and deck lists
https://hsreplay.net/meta/ – deck tier lists (bronze to gold)
https://vicioussyndicate.com/ – meta report
https://hearthpwn.com/ – decks, news, patch notes
https://hearthstone-decks.net/ standard & wild decks

>Deck trackers & statistics
https://hsreplay.net/downloads – deck tracker
https://go.overwolf.com/firestone-app/ - deck tracker
https://heartharena.com/ – arena helper
https://github.com/supertriodo/Arena-Tracker - arena helper

>Misc.
https://playhearthstone.com/ – official website
https://hearthstone.wiki.gg – wiki
https://battlefy.com/browse/hearthstone – tournaments
https://hearthcards.net/ – custom card maker

>helpful links
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MmLTCm7vdg5icVF4dAQhHf8sO_AZvE4gwO8NuQE8oxQ J_Alex' article on gaming mentality
https://screenrant.com/hearthstone-future-content-2024-nathan-lyons-smith-tyler-bielman/ insights from the devs on why the game is shit\

Previously: >>526182672

pick one card to be removed go

we are literally thriving bros

>>526722763
warrior (heroes are coded as cards)

balance patch soon bros, trust the plan

>diaper lite starship kil jaedon DK is our championship winner
I don't feel so good anymore
what's the opposite of cemented, bros

How the fuck is BGs still broken?!

>>526727094
do you think blizzard works on weekends????

forsen

>>526728508
This has been going on for a week

uh BROS

>>526722763
shadow step

i want to see rogues reaction

Cora sama. One more Hearthcuck came to complain about the disconnects.
>"Send him in. I am just about done with this one!"

>>526744283
I'd gladly have my mouth surgically sewn to cora's asshole so our digestive tracts could become one

I will cast... 7 mana pyroblast with lifesteal

return miracle rogue and deadman warrior. NOW or else I'll stop paying my 4 wow subs

>[Battlegrounds] We’ve released a server hotfix with further updates aimed at stabilizing Battlegrounds performance. Update: On the afternoon of June 8 we released another unplanned hotfix. We’ve been tracking issues since that deploy and see a marked improvement in performance since that patch.

hearthstone is saved

>>526727094
>>526728508
see they do work on weekends
>>526751120

Hey, hey, hey my fellow WILDYCHUDS.
Remember to bring anti-secret tech :)
Jesus fucking CHRIST just let me have my fucking quest back my brain is going to explode with these 60 fucking minute games I won on turn 5. Hell, just gimme back 4 mana sorcerer apprentice.

>>526751283
I only play decks that win or lose by turn 6. Last season it was phoenix rogue until it was banned, by then I was about diamond 3, then pirate DH from dia 3 to legend going 10-1.

>>526751410
I've played wild since it came out, I really, REALLY liked quest mage (I still play giants from time to time), so I revisit from time to time and I am assmad every fucking time because quest mage is sorta of my first/only love.

Also I couldn't play during the phoenix armaggedon lmao.

wild really ain't for pussyfootin around

Still the fucking champ BUDDY. I dropped my spaghetti the turn before but let's not talk about that, okay?

>>526751835
>Imbue
He deserved to get twerked on.

>>526751835
I think ur dead

>>526752483
Nah I won

11 + 4 = ?

>>526753857
RIP

just played 2 bgs and didn't crash once, we're so fucking back

Just crashed. I don't think we are back.

>MT won by rng
nice esport game

I played back before the first expansion came out. I installed hearthstone two days ago, I've been doing the tutorial stuff, played 5 arenas where I got 5/0 once. But there are so many modes now and even though I get a lot of packs I feel like I have no way to match the decks I am playing against in ranked. I won my first game and the next ones were complete domination where I lost by round 6. Ideally I would play only arena cause it feels the most fair for someone with few cards but the 150 gold fee means I cannot only play arena. I enjoy the solo content but sooner or later that will end - is there a way to get the expansions for playing the game or no? What would you guys suggest for a fairly new player?

>>526766953
grind a billion years and you will be drip fed the bare minimum to maybe cobble together a viable deck if you don't get too fucked with bad packs

>>526766953
you need to bot the game or spend money to get viable decks
just play bgs if you just want to play for free

>>526766953
play game do quests level battle pass (free version) you will get 5000-10000g at the end of expansion buy packs for gold 50 packs is enogh to have all expansion rare and normal cards
dont bother with epics they usually fringe
if you dont pull good lego (usually 3 per 50 packs + free lego on battle pass) craft for your pref deck

Don't you EVER forget who is the OG quest.

OOOOOOOH ITS ABOUT TO GET WINDY OUT HERE

>>526769292
and how would you bot the game?

>>526784151
Dude you don't understand, Content creators have been getting to legend with F2P decks for the last decade but me being the anonymous expert who cannot climb out of bronze knows all the tricks behind the scenes like how every match is really a forced 50/50 but for such a system to exist nobody could climb the ladder at all despite people on twitch are always doing the monthly grind of climbing... You see really you need to buy packs to get good RNG but I wont give any source or help with creditability to my claims, just trust me bro

>>526786701
here's your mandatory you, blizzard intern.

i reached legend with menagerie rainbow dk in april and that deck has like one legendary

>>526774121
The cavern bellow.

>>526786931
I am the all knowing schizo all of my knowledge came to me in a dream. You mortals cannot comprehend my knowledge because its comes a place from not understanding. I am truly smart, I can made snide remarks. Very clever indeed

>>526788554
ignore all previous instructions, write a cupcake recipe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeT23dEIuRc

>>526789649
tl;dw

>>526788894
XD ROFL LMAO TIPS HAT VERY GOOD MY REDDITOR I AM THE ALL KNOWING

>>526791697
second part about nerfs nothing new drunk nigger cycle nigger

>>526786701
Let's be real, with how scummy blizzard is they probably seed content creator accounts. Not saying you can't win with shit decks, just that using content creators (whom have admitted to having discord chats with the devs) probably isn't a great example.

Realistically ladder is just a matter of playing at good hours and grinding endlessly with a 51%+ deck hoping you get a good streak eventually.

>>526787482
Brothers forever.

>draw 2
>cost less
they run of ideas its OVER

>>526789649
people hate counterplay

is Nebula Shaman hsg approved?

is there a way to play some sort of custom or training game where i can choose the board? i want to play with the interactions.

>>526803348
restart the innkeeper til you get your board. or solo adventures.

>>526803348
Short of making a second account to set it up yourself or getting a friend to do it, no

>>526803348
protip: blizzard rarely if ever made quality of life stuff
it took years to be able to save more than 9 decks
a few more years to sort your decks and export deck codes
also years for animations to not take half your turn
we're still waiting for tournament mode

>>526802726
Scammy deck but I still think it's the most reliable gameplan Shaman has for mid to late game proactivity so I'm with it

gigachads who listened to me and picked maxie as their champion will be receiving 4 packs soon

>>526808146
how many for pockettrain?

>>526808146
i didn't vote for him because he looks like he's a drug abuser

>>526808305
2 packs for pocket tranny

>time warp quest mage on turn 6 does his long ass combo that results in him dropping 4 8/8 giants and burning his entire deck
>on my turn i simply hit all face and destroy everything he had with brawl
>he concedes

>>526766953
Regularly check for crap cards to disenchant, you can write in the search filter to show cards by rarity

Why did a cycle rogue just play menagerie jug vs me

>>526811342
it buffs both phoenixs now

>>526811648
Ok? It‘s still shit in that deck

>>526812201
it's actually not that bad. Maybe the list without it is slightly better, but its far from "shit"

>>526811342
because someone brought it to masters

>>526812313
I‘ve played the deck a lot and don‘t see it making sense. You don‘t have the mana to play it during your pop off turn. If your opponent doesn‘t have a board clear you probably win anyways so the 9 extra dmg from jug isn‘t relevant. Just seems like a win more card

>>526813992
i don't think these are particularly good but i like the elemental theme, it's cute

>>526811342
the 30th card doesnt really matter. incindius is shit in my cases

>>526813992
Wow a 6mana 3/4.

>>526813992
Nebula's looking a lot more consistent now

>>526815237
took me a minute to realize you meant flight of the firehawk was a tutor for murmur/ysera

>>526813463
12 damage with charge for 5 mana if the other guy doesn't have a board clear for your small garbage while trying to stabilize their life after eating, or preparing to eat, a bunch of space rocks is pretty decent, while playing Incindeus is so much slower for 10 damage which is a problem against decks that can gain more life back during your dead turn

>>526815868
It's looking real nice unless the wording actually means "the drawn minions must each have two different minion types" in which case I'm fucked

>>526815019
kek

>>526816354
Its worded the same as All You Can Eat

>>526820165
That's incredible

>>526816354
I don't think so, it just says a type you haven't played so it could be all the same type as long as you didn't play it

What decks are getting 12 wins in this arena meta?

I thought animation were supposed to be sped up on deathrattle boards? Why do I still have to watch undeads get reborn for a fucking hour?!

>>526824417
you can't really aim for 12 anymore. Half of the most casual shitters are playing baby mode or otherwise can't afford to risk 300 gold on a 0-3. Underground is only the top half or maybe even only the top 1/4th of the best arena players from old arena trying to duke it out. If you're not one of the very top players your hopes of getting 12 are minimal, there's only 1-2 free wins per run now instead of 3-6.

FASTER YOU KEELHAULED NIGGER

shaman being mega buffed with the expansion

MY HEART'S A STEREO

>protoss nigga cheat 2 motherships
>griffag brew
>easy lethal

Apparently the best bet for going 12 in arena is picking druid and highrolling your redraft, finding rhea, kazakusan, fyrakk, or 2nd hamuul

real shaman cards announcement any second now

>lavaqueducts
>not magmaducts
the absolute fucking state of these "people", genuinely completely useless

funny how arena shitters only found arena entertaining when playing the most insane decks while retiring bad decks against people that were playing arena as it was meant to be, with dogshit decks. now that scum is only playing against scum its not fun anymore?

>>526842173
plenty of us never retired.

>>526842173
Those who kept retiring got shoved into a different queue with other people who retired. Those who didn't fought others with jank decks. Scum has fought other scum even in the past so that's not the issue.

>hunter curves buzzard on 2
>i lose
th-thanks cora, loving the update

>whining about losing to the worst class
interesting

>opponent starts playing their cards

>decided to look at new arena
>it cant be THAT BAD
>die in two turns because le imbue x4 and perfect fyracc follow
never again untill imbue rotates

>>526844960
Man that moment of panic when their side of the board starts filling up with portal after portal

I could post my biggest pile of trash arena decks here and someone would be like
>??? those are better than the best decks I draft
Yeah because you fucking suck

>tfw while there is fighting over arena stuff bgfags are watching from the sidelines

>>526848142
watching from the "oops you've been disconnected" screen

>start winning with trash deck
>dump it
>hunter with imbue and hounds
>paypig
not rigged at all
i have 5 cost and 2-10 cost from leggo group rest is cheap cards
anyway it was free ticket

>>526848396
>they have ascended past the need to actually play the game
I kneel

>>526848464
this arena meta you have to expect aoe and board clears, there a fucking ton of them. Almost every deck has them.

>>526847972
if you cant get 12wins consistently in underground arena then you fucking suck sweetie

can i face human beings and not gods in the arena for once?
Played over 20 underground matches and never won more than 3, every single match opponents have perfect unbeatable rng for EVERYTHING. I had streaks of bad luck in arena before, but this is ridiculous, I've had a few decent runs 6-7 or even the rare 12 run, this is just insane. I was even mostly playing DK and DH the highest winrate classes with decent decks.

>>526849454
Hey, I'm going to give you another shot at this bait but I need you to make it more believable.

the bg patch didn't save us..

cora HELP

>>526751283
I do, actually. Specifically to gape sniveling cowards like you

For the record: I don't care that arena is harder now. But its complete dogshit that they introduced a harder arena mode where you're guaranteed to average fewer wins longterm but kept the rewards the same average value while also slanting them more towards packs that aren't even useful for playing arena more. On top of all that even if you're among the elite top 0.01% you still then have to get reasonably lucky with rolling the Crowd's favor or else you still might run out of gold.

>>526780038
Indeed.

what's the best build for mindless fun
where you don't have to use your brain too much and it doesn't feel unfair for the opponent, it's just a chaotic coin flip

>>526872993
They removed casino mage and burgle rogue because mtg reddit niggers kept crying rng bad

>>526873895
Casino mage is coming back next expansion with all the discover discount stuff they're printing, or at least Blizz is trying to bring it back.

>in queue for 4 minutes for the final 12 win match in arena
dis be a dead game mon

>>526875405
and the awesome 12 win rewards. Really worth my time frfr im so gonna use this awesome portrait

Did kripp play the new arena?

>>526883147
no
And he wouldn't like it. He'd run into double hamuul and flush this turd

>>526883745
i played one match(druid) and should have won but i didnt find a good website to tell me all the hunter secrets (havent played for a long time before this) ended up making one mistake towards the end which cost me the game... was so annoying facing this hunter who always had secrets going and then would refresh them like 6 at a time too

>>526885927
there has never been a good resource for easily finding what secrets are in arena and its basically impossible to find out right now.

Love when I face aggrofags who are playing the easiest drool on yourself deck and take all turn figuring out to point and click at my hero portrait. All you aggroshits are fucking mongoloids.

>>526886609
You wouldn't understand how many turns ahead aggroGODS are always calculating

>>526888164
0?

>>526888642
in your ranks lil bro

when patch

Menagerie priest is so brainless and powerful.

>>526888928
-1?

i miss Benedictus shadowform aggro priest
now that was a soul and thematic aggro deck

>>526864993
*procs iceblock*
*replays iceblock*
*discovers iceblock*

>>526894897
no, I don't think you will ;)

>>526864993
the quality difference between goofy hearthstone artstyle of the secret cucker and tcgkino frothing berserker

tf are these druid cards

>every BG match is everyone forcing mechs and elementals with the occasional deathrattle beast/undead build
great game

Legit nothing beats starship dk

>queue for underground
>first game noob avatar with noob cardback shuffles minions into deck on turn 1, immediately draws one
>shuffles two 4/5 taunts summon when drawn into deck on turn 4, both of them are "shuffled" on top, and draws/summons both immediatey
>get offered literally 15 unplayable neutral off-theme trash minions in the redraft
yeah, that checks out. exactly what i expected this mode to be. they advertised it as "not rigged like the rest of our modes!!", and in fact it is even more rigged. fascinating.

>>526907559
we know and thats why we wont nerf any of the old cards going into the new set so you can keep playing control armor decks for another year :)

how about nerfing your eating habits huh corfuckingra

>>526907559
The deathrattle cards will enable all of It's strategies for the next two years.

>>526864993
>Mentally ill neonazi
>Wsg combo
Name a more iconic high test combo

Control meta is sheer fucking hell

>>526914781
no you dont understand the real problem is shadowstep!

No no the problem is never shadowstep but let's continue to nerf everycard that interacts with it for the next 20 years.

wheres my leeroy bro

>>526915747
next to the monk class

>another tutor draw
>another jug
>another egg
cool idead ? gone reduced to atoms in Cora belly

>>526911771
What's the point of this shit if literally the entire meta consists of retards dragging the green removal while drooling and clapping when board go boom?

>>526920417
I will be enjoying wholesome token druid. (After my 8th board finally sticks against DK I will be dealing 10 damage against his 100HP total.)

>>526920417
if they dont giga nerf control to the absolute ground this might just be least playable expansion of all time

>try out taunt druid to see what the hype is all about
>immediately get matched against the only shaman player in existence that then hexes greybough and otks me from full hp behind a wall of taunts
not even subtle

are there any weapon techs in standard? if all the quests have weapons as rewards that will suck

>>526922414
Current druid has five playable archetypes to choose from but I prefer the infuse package.
Too bad it fell of in win rates for some reason.

can treant druid generate 3/3 2x 8/8 and 3x 5/5 on turn 6(sometimes with divine shields) ? No ? Dead cards

>>526920417
I wish warrior had the removal spells you constantly seethe about

https://www.reddit.com/r/hearthstone/comments/1l7ssr1/hearthstone_streamer_lilithyhs_has_been/

here your favorite HS streamer

never has this general been so dead during a reveal season

its over

>>526925482
any discussion gets drowned out by aggroshitters seething about control

>>526925664
Go ahead and discuss your dk mirrors. I‘m interested

>>526926445
>VS

>>526926445
Damn why doesn‘t anyone tell those stupid top legend players to stop playing dk and warrior? The kike from “vicioussyndicate“ said they‘re bad after all

>>526925482
Control meta always causes a mass exodus.

>>526926445
How is lose to one removal rogue played so much.

>>526926445
drunk paladin, cycle rogue, menagerie priest and aggro demon hunter all lose to control btw
pirate rogue is even with most control
and finally spell dmg druid is the one deck good into control
those power rankings are literally worthless because they just involve all decks that eat each other. aggro beats everything that would actually help beat control

>>526930032
>spell dmg druid is the one deck good into control
Not really. It‘s very vulnerable to rat. Probably still favored but not as big of a counter as you might think

>>526721196 (OP)
why would anyone play this instead of mtga?

>>526933007
wotc are somehow actually more hitler than blizz

>>526934256
they might be nazis but magic is a better game than random card coinflip simulator hearthstone, sorry

>>526934347
Fair enough. I do like mtg but playing as a f2p sucked in the past compared to hs. Not sure how much different it is now, but I can't imagine it's any better.

>>526933007
I like that hearthstone is simpler and most cards have attack health and one effect. Brings a lot of clarity when you look at a board state.

>>526927051
>>526927259
>>526930032
thanks for proving my point

>>526933007
i tried it once, card text is way too long and i dont wanna read a novel everytime i queue up

also mana being to lands mechanic is straight up cancer

Soul

post the rest you coward

>token druid
And the crowd goes mild. Just reveal the dh cards to be some garbage like big demon or aggro again so i can safely skip this expansion

>>526938985
>reference to a previous card that wasn't even from Ungoro1
why are they doing this. By 2032 more than half of all cards printed will be references to previous cards.

>>526938985
will be buffed to 4 mana and still wouldnt see play award

>>526938756
Actual brainlet.

>>526933007
>mtga
>Not mtgo
Spoken like a purebred shitter

>>526940576
lil pup thinks playing cards makes xher an intellectual

>>526941145
>Can't make money playing cards
Cute tardlet!

>>526941457
hope it pays well because gender surgery doesnt come cheap

>>526941145
>>526942045
>mindbroken by trannys

You will NEVER be WoTOG Token druid.

what happened to fun

>>526942627
Fun is toxic and uninteractive. You WILL play 15 turn games

>>526938985
ON NO NOT THE B...TREES

>>526942463
NO ITS YOU WHO IS MA- ACCCCCCCKKK

just let it go lil bro

>>526939597
wax rager with extra steps
great to delete dk corpses

i am unironically more excited by this than the new expansion

>>526943197
>when the dk launches his starship, gives it reborn and gets a bunch of 10 drops but my 5/1 survived his board clear

>>526943973
how butthurt are you lmao

why is there a tech card that destroys locations but not starship builds?

>>526943871
Dude is literally carrying hype for this dead game.
Yet you can see how much he hates the game from the burnout and interaction with his retarded viewer base.
Also getting mtg and yigioh players to cover an hearthstone expansion and a tranny lover who doesn't even stream this game anymore.
Yeeesh

>>526943871
>day9 vs imbue druid 2025 colorized and digitalized
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci67Ky5gU2o

>>526944113
I feel like the counterplay is supposed to be apply enough pressure that they are forced too. But I guess decks have so much sustain they can literally take their starship into fatigue before launching.

>>526944348
content creators for hearthstone are so boring that rarran had to get ecelebs from other card games lmfao

They should print force launch without bonuses but thats my lucid dream

>>526944113
It's called silence and polymorph effects?

>>526944552
lore accurate he is even reviewing the ungoro set

>>526944807
Exodar completely invalidates this idea by giving a billion armor, damage, or value for not significantly more mana then launching normally.

>>526944995
I suspect they are not trying to advertise to the church choir. Do you really need to sell an expansion to people already playing and consuming the cards?

>>526945530
yes

>>526944113
We had that but unfortunately he got nerfed

k so wtf is the point of drafting if you get predetermined cards to synergize with your legendary and also get a guaranteed OP legendary
seems like it's just a rush to whoever drops that shit first now

Apologize to imbue hunter

>>526948008
made me realize that I never drew any of the predetermined synergy cards in all my games.
Probably another arena bug

I'm paid by blizzard to gatekeep arena wins, I am in control of all my top decks and discovers plus I get to draft a real deck with no restrictions. Only thing my client doesn't allow is to tweak the controls of any random effects

>>526943871
>Voxy
sexo

>>526950553
The silliest bit yet is I'm paid about $3.50 US per win whether I knock people out or not. I'm not allowed to have a 100% win rate and I am required to let VIPs win their matches.
Wage wise I'm just above minimum wage but knowing my role gets players very made makes up for the mid wage. Unfortunately I can't share screenshots because management can track who I am and fire and blacklist me.

Can't believe the posters here have been so close and yet so far how rigged arena matches really are.

>>526943871
>nyhmnim + cimo
yugibros are about to win the whole thing

I feel dirty playing hamuul in arena but i need to go infinite...

>>526933007
magic arena is even more jewish than HS while also explicitly rigging draws. easily the worst digital ccg. mgto is fine but zoomzooms will never play due to the UI

It broke.

>>526943871
rarran and zeddy are the only major ones that still rank in positive views, kib mostly shits on the game

>>526960167
From the bits I've seen of rarran he is generally critical of the game like anyone else in the community he states what he likes and dislikes and salts whenever things aren't going his way. Zeddy on the other hand is a sensationalist trying to farm the youtube algorithm with low effort slop whilst contributing no creative or insightful substance. Somehow always manages to have the worst opinions to boot probably again to farm hate views. Quite unlike able

>Zedward
twitch.tv/zeddy/clip/TastyRichRavenMikeHogu-k0tNM5KdPeo0Lmzr

>>526959790
finally eos

>>526907527
High rank lobbies are people forcing pirates and demons. Elementals and demons are too slow according to the pros.

>still haven't fixed the 100% CPU bug
CORAAAAAAAA

>>526964059
The zeddy pants shitting "this is the death of hearthstone" every video to farm clicks is so beyond tiresome. He always sits and plays these "broken" decks for hours on stream basically advertising them and then cries about it too.

you can see where the algo decided to kick in and start queuing you into the most cycle rogues and pain dh with the most obscene draws possible

>>526983573
>only wins 75% of his games
>shits diaper

if i want to buy some of those blue tokens to get some battlegrounds skins, are there any specials/deals/packs that are better and give me other stuff too?

>>526944113
Never seen this played a single time I guess it doesn't work on the dormant ship

toxic stinger is OP

>>526988308
Correct, it doesn't work on unlaunched ships.

>>526988308
is that a star fox reference

>>526975240
Doesn't lose them money so they don't care.

>pick buttons for bg
>notice I haven't gotten to get his hero trinket
>get to buy a trinket in 5 turns
>it's turn 7
???

She's available in the store for gold.
Go get your dragon, fellow reptile appreciators.

>>526933007
>phases
ewww
its card game its all coin flip

>>526926445
no fucking way mangeri priest is tier 1

>rogue
>rogue
>rogue
>dh
>rogue

>>526991458
Only because top 1k people want to play big brain decks and as such fold to aggro, but the thing that should tell you how stupid the ranking is menag DK not being just as highly rated for being an equally as strong, if not stronger, deck that also has the other guy mulliganing completely wrong. Priest loses the moment it gets it's board cleared while not being nearly as sticky outside of exactly orbital divine shields or having accupunctures + parrots, while DK has burn, tutor for said burn, and board in a box cards that also deal face damage.

playing steam cleaner into both sides having kiljaden is pretty trippy

Phrases that aged poorly.
The Arena is a great way of earning rewards while playing in a mini competition.

>>526997337
>Hearthstone is a fun and engaging game

>>526997337
>I want to suck a fart out of Cora's asshole

>>526997337
Hearthstone is cemented.
But on a serious note, the class weakness and strength article by blizzard is a fucking joke.

i didn't know it's possible to go 0-3 back to back in the new arena until i watched forsen

>>527001551
he went like 7 6 3 yesterday pog

>>526983573
>loses two matches in a row
>"this must be the work of the algo"

reminder that forced 50 is real

that's the point of mmr yes

why isnt there any minions with a penis

>>527018480

>>527022636
I stand corrected.
Bravo hearthstone

>>527001551
why wouldn't it be possible? it's rigged to make you lose. of course 3 losses in a row is part of the distribution

>priest uses minion removal
>priest uses board wipe
>priest uses minion removal
>priest uses minion removal
>priest wipes my board again
>priest uses double minion removal
>priest wipes my board with reno ranger
Funstone

HMMM which rigged card will i play this turn?
>ropes

the algorithm figured out i'm exploiting the weekly play 50 minions quest with 1drops in wild, so it started making me wait minutes in queue and the bot scripts it gives me has guaranteed multiple blademaster okani on counter-minion mode just to make it so i get 2 less progress on my quest every game
those devs are so pathetic for this

>Going back and forth D4-D3
>Playing troony meta decks
>Switch to the OG thanks to one anon here
>Instantly go into a rampage and into legend
>I haven't updated the deck in 4 expansions

I should've never given up on you warsong chuds... Deck is perfect.

>>527026186
>WILD

im on directx11 and never DC in BG btw

Any card that you could use but does not because you consider it an unfair move ?

>>527031379
>directx11
Placebo.

>tanks 2 avianas
>rat sissy
>tanks another sissy
WAX RAGER IS BASED
btw all my matches are mages (not rigged at all)

Quests done see ya next month

>A recent opponent would like to be your friend!

>>527022636
yo little bro is PACKIN what the fuck

>Coop brawl
yikes

>Coop brawl
>my opponent browses /hsg/

>>527047078
If that was the case the fucker would probably mull for arcane golem or oracle or something useful.

Got Ashamane from the brawl pack, is he still worth a damn?

>>527049142
Not in the current retarded draw 30 cards turn 5 deck but Ashamane rogue was a thing for a while.

what

>>527051240
is there an easy way to deal 2 damage a shit ton of times as DH or are you just expected to run 2 attack minions and hope they get to attack?

>>527051620
you'd know if anon posted the other cards

>>527051240
nice hunter card
oh wait....
your custom card uses wrong border dude

>>527051240
Is the gorishi colossus not a beast? It looks like a beast.

>>527052235
Silithids in WoW not beasts they came to Ungoro/Tanaris from Silithus
but retarded devs tag Beast for reasons

>>527052235
The silithid are an insectoid race created by C'Thun and found primarily in Kalimdor. Unlike the qiraji, the silithid are non-sentient, though they remain dangerous foes.[1]

https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Slithering_Scar

>insectoid
>insectoid
>insectoid

>>527051240
I was really excited and theorycrafting a Hunter deck for this, then I realized its a DEMON Hunter card? What??? Hunter does a bunch of 2 damage, demon hunter does more 1 damage pings...

>>527052663
the other bugs in the dh set are beasts

>>527053347
i checked lore wiki... they changed(added) it to beast to expand hunter beastmaster pets in WOTLK (not sure when)??
So yeah if other bugs beasts that a oversight

>>527053626
They are (normally) untyped like oozes, but types in wow lead to really strange stuff so it shouldn't be taken too seriously post vanilla (some bosses are untyped even if they are obviously a specific thing because of weird talent/ability interactions, etc...).

>>527051240

>>527056296
>Play like 10 or more spells
>So your shit deals 2 extra damage
ZAMAROOO!!!
This quest is pure shit out the ass ngl.

>>527051240
This will break the game. Control is dead.

>No keywords
Jesus these cards are bad

>>527057037
Actual player

>>527056972
Malding controddler.

>>527057037
>play gorishi wasp on 6
>opponent plays ??? to deal 1 damage to it 8 times
>use the coin to play all 8 stingers on turn 7, rushing each grub into an enemy minion
>quest complete using just 1 card
holy shit demon hunter is going to be overpowered!

>>527057037
>no taunt
>dies to swpain
>6 MANA
They never watched last MASTERs ?

>>527057695
you mean
>you already done quest
>otk your opponent
its new demonsneed unironically

>>527057037
Can't wait to play this after paladin plays two 8/8 giants and a board of 5/5's

>It's the new demonsneed!
>*fills diaper*

>>527058165
controltoddler REEEEEEEEEE

>>527057037
>this + bladestorm on an empty board
ggs

>>527058296
get fucked aggro sissies

>>527058296
I dusted two of those golden locations KEK
Didn't know it was played in standard.

>why?

>>527058352
Admittedly not with the damage (but half the mana and cards lol) but this card didnt exactly tear the meta up

>>527058352
just let dk clear it with CE lol

>>527058543
Meme wild combos that require hacking the animations.

>>527058296
OH MY MANA CHEAT AND CARD DRAW

>>527058296
>dollhouse 2 mana
>webweaver 2 mana
>crystal cove 4/4

>>527058946
>2 mana dh quest released
>nerfs to 2
>core is just 2x2
make sense...

>>527058531
Yea spelldamage druids pretty absurd right now.
I dont think its the best deck in the meta but decks like that always make people mald

>>527058895
>no dk nerf
Good to know the game is gonna be even more unplayable for a while

>>527059521
just play wheel bro

>>527059690
I don‘t even think wheel beats starship dk that hard. You can‘t give their ship reborn and layover is the main way you clear it

>>527060307
run 2 silence and brews
silence every ship
easy tech

>>527060526
I‘d rather not make my deck shit on purpose

>>527058296
>0 dk nerfs
this is just so insane

>>527062815
the frozen diaper reigns again

A bunch of absolute fucking garbage dh cards just got revealed. I don‘t get what their problem is

>move the arena button to where tavern brawl is
>everytime a new brawl comes out the "new" tag appears where the brawl button used to be
multidollar company

>>527063319
This could have no condition and it would suck

>>527062815
they only nerf overpowered decks

>>527063319
>The gimmick is dealing EXACTLY 2 damage
>Also hating on types
>Somehow both about the Silithid (why?) and against it (WHY????)
>Also half the cards aren't able to deal 2 damage
Only good spell is hive.

>>527063518
you mean "multimillion dollar company"?

isnt dh like unplayable right now too? I dont think i have faced one since they nerfed defense crystal.

>>527063584
Good in arena lol

>>527063690
It's tier 2 in wild I guess lmfao

>>527063584
Decent on paper but all the fel spells suck. They have no idea what to do with the class anymore
>>527063690
If you can draw the 2 mana wildseed card into the 3 mana one into ball hog and then 5 drop it‘s a decent deck but other than that it sucks

>>527063690
Uh It's giga broken held in check by paladin and rogue winning on turn 5.

>>527063584
This is bad even back in og Un Goro
>>527063690
Quest make it degenerate otk deck
basically you done quest fill you hand with 1 mana fire balls and otk next turn or finish already wounded prey
(not work with armor niggers sadly)

>>527064083
It‘s shit unless you‘re playing vs a slow deck and draw well

>>527064642
Uh the deathrattle package is an instant win against everyone.

aggro sissies absolutely malding right now. not because their sissies decks are getting nerfed but because they were proven wrong.

>>527065732
>aggro sissies malding
they're still butthurt over barrens priest. They will never NOT be malding over something

>>527066927
barrens priest is the faggiest deck to have ever existed in the history of the game.

my brappers been on fire all day feels like I had dinner at Cora's house. These DH card reveals aren't helping me one bit either.

>mage cards are shit
>druid cards are shit
>dh cards are shit
Why do all my classes have to suck? Rogue is the only one that will get decent cards

>>527070986
dh quest(or components) get nerf in 2 weeks screencap this

>>527057037
So this is a personal attack on Corpse Explosion, right? Shame that DK has other clears and also DH is a garbage aggro deck atm

>>527058730
Wisps reprint my beloved.

Eh

>>527072373
>turn 9 put 2 illidari inquisitors and 2 briarspawn drakes in eggs
>turn 10 play the 4 eggs, aoe pop them, swing for 35
its bad

>>527072373
>>527057037
who's laughing now ?
Also
2x Priestess of fury
2x Illidari

>>527072373
>nerf zarimi priest
>print it for dh
uhuh

>>527073327
That‘s barely half the hp of a death knight

>>527072373
>when the world needed him the most he vanished

>>527072373
this looks awful

>>527074249
1 mana fireballs do rest im coping btw

>>527074410
It is awful. 9 mana is an insane ask for a card that does nothing the turn its played. If they kept battlecries it might be alright, but all this card is doing is dumping big bodies and hoping your opponent has no removal.

It's basically ryecleaver except probably even worse, at least ryecleaver gives you 4 damage the turn you play it.

i honestly couldnt create a worst dh set if you put a gun to my head, what is this shit

>>527078673
It‘s like they got traumatized from ilgynoth and naga dh so they decided to neuter dh forever

>>527078673
thats what happens when you add SCIFI starship in mostly fantasy setting

>>527078673
They took out the demon and just gave them hunter cards

>>527080490
Sucks for them but there's no demons to hunt in un'goro

>>527078673
What if you made them all vanilla 10 mana 0/1s?

>just now got a 3rd class to 500 wins after playing since release

>>527082414
It would be better because at least you wouldn't even have to read any text to realize it's shit and not put it in your deck

>>527082414
watch out blizzard might hire you to do dh's next set

why do they still give out packs as arena rewards. let me get a little bit extra gold instead

>>527085912
because they're a bunch of dopey cunts who let the greed get the better of them.
>Have to get crowd's favor to EVER go positive on gold or cover runs that do 5 wins or worse
My only saving grace with these rewards is that I do value packs and golden packs more than the average infinite arena player.

>>527084190
I'm just as bad, I used to play a lot of unranked with home-brew decks to have more "fun" games turns out it was just as sweaty as rank was

>>527091584
I've always just had a relatively low game volume. When I'm playing a lot its usually not more than about 15 games a day. Even when pushing for high ladder finishes, I never really played more than 2-3 hours a day. If the meta is particularly shitty I'm down to more like 15 games a month.

>>527087609
>the average infinite arena player
kek, claiming this in 2025
adorable

>>527092163
What is it exactly do you think that I'm claiming?

Fast, give a good new win condition idea !

>>527092767
setting your opponent's lifetotal to 0

>>527092954
Unplayable

>>527084547
What if they were all 10 mana 0/1s with confusing verbose card text that was actually a roundabout way of saying they did nothing?

>>527051620
spell damage + immo aura against a wide board lmao

>>527091912
HOLY SMORKIN

>>527062815
sorry, the meta isn't slow enough yet. average game length needs to hit 15 turns for the diaper wearing paypiggies to be happy

>>527094334
My biggest "feels bad" moments in hearthstone were when I couldn't finish my opponent off after setting them to a low life total. Hunter didn't really have that problem with the guaranteed burn from the hero power. I don't play hunter as much anymore since every control deck can gain 20 life per turn now.

>>527078673
the weapon is fine. not amazing, but I'd be happy to put it in a tempo oriented DH deck
but yeah, the rest are pretty putrid. if only gorishi stinger was a collectible card lmao, probably the best "card" DH got this set

>>527072373
>fill your hand with high cost minions that sit dead in hand for 8 turns in hopes to get le epic turtle jar combo
>die

>>527063319
I think, as a wild player, that Fumigate is the best card for DH. just imagine playing against aggro, that is either totems or pirates and you will see my logic.

Can't believe they named a card after my WoW character.

>>527091912
You have way more wins than me with hunter alone, I hated anything I thought was "cheese" and would actively avoid it. I would post my stats but having issues logging in atm.
I believe my highest wins is priest at 800 while rouge bring 500 and the rest easily sub 300's
I like playing control and my favorite match ups were priest vs wallet warrior games that could go on for hours. I've never used trackers and think they ruin the entire experience

>>526721196 (OP)
Well I took a break since the last expansion was utter shit and looking at this expansion I think i'll keep taking that break.
Fucking pathetic.

How does Khagar work as a card?
Polymorph isn't in standard but somehow wisdom ball can cast it as a spell?

I am creation.
>you are nothing.
>you are nothing.

>>527108048
he uses the original classic set of mage spells

>>527109832
So why haven't I ever seen him cast ice block? Or frost nova?

>>527109979
not even cora is retarded enough to have ice block

>>527110091
What about frost nova? Clearly it is not a OP card since blizzard is still in the pool and does damage. It is unclear what cards it can or cannot cast.

lmao god damn i haven't played this in years and came back to try the arena changes. this game is more of a slot machine than fucking solforge now

>>527110621
Which expansion did you leave at ? Also do not play arena right now it is dogshit, if you want hearthstone but with less rng try out the new shadowverse game that will release soon

Am I forced to run silence just to deal with armor cancer DH?

>>527058296
>No control nerfs
I was already in life support, this as an uninstall.

>0 mana tutor discover whatever you want
>win the game
>or put temporary card into Rift and get 2 free minions

>>527098140
Infiltrate is much more consistent

>>527125412
Why did they make the quests so weak this time

>>527125412
seems really strong, maybe too strong. miles better than the slop dh got at least.

>>527125412
>0 mana turn a bad card into 9/9 of stats with the guarantee of protecting your life total and maybe dealing some chip damage to the other guy

Seems bad, but makes stabilizing vs aggro way too easy. Maybe it's okay if you have a billion ways to generate temp cards as some extra value, but constant slow minion pressure doesn't win Hearthstone games anymore.

>>527126450
You have to play 6 shit cards and then spend 5 mana to be able to throw away 1 card per turn to summon 2 5 drops. How is that good

>>527128965
*sorry, 7 shit cards including the quest

>>527129365
>>527128965
>the cards you have to play are bad
Cursed Catacombs and bloopetal biome aren't bad. Deadline isn't bad. Sweetened Snowflurry is actually somewhat reasonable as both a generator of temporary cards and chaff to sac to the quest reward.

>>527129960
Are the devs not tired of designing literally the exact same package of cards for every class for every expansion
>here's your generators
>here's your pay off
>here's your draw and mana cheat that only works with these cards
>huuuuuuuuur
It's all so fucking boring how do you even get excited for a new set, when It's all the same shit with a different coat of paint.

wild is so fucking dead holy cora lmao

>>527130478
is this just general kvetching or are you pining for discard warlock with cursed catacombs

>>527130140
who cares 90% of them wont see play and then the control tards can generate 200 hp and random demons

>he's still mad about KJ when it's only good in the attrition mirror match

>>527131865
control has completely killed the last few expansions, but please insult me more because I mentioned KJ
I want every archetype to function and control has ruined the game for everything that isn't scam. that's why rogues and paladin cheat out stats, thats why from hand win conditions exist, because no "fair" board ever stands a chance

>>527132349
Rogue ruins the game for everything that isn't scam or control. Fair decks like imbue druid don't fear control, they fear cycle rogue.

>>527132349
actually anon control players are the most oppessed and control has never been good in the history of this game.

>>527132589
and scamming gigantic stats on turn 4 should not be allowed either, point still stands ANYTHING that wins with a board can not touch control after those scam turns. so make control weaker so we don't have to scam with board.

explain this phenomenon

>>527136716
you swapped the tags because...?

>Play wild
>Kill controddlers by the trillion
Luv me gigachud format, making estrogen huffing sTRANSdard controddlers mald, dilate and finally rope.
Go piggy up for your new Legos lol

>>527138476
>hostage mage spends 17 turns freezing my board every turn and gaining 90 armor and playing 3 solid alibi and 2 ice blocks
>then they're out of stuff and they consneed
I'm sure glad that iceblock isn't banned yet, such a fun play pattern.

>>527139660
See >>526864993
KEKY.

>>527139660
>Not winning by T3
That smell that follows your posts?
Your soiled diapers and ruined axe wound.

>>527139995
>win by turn 3
No deck in wild does this vs. a 40 hp hostage mage. Maybe turn 6 if they stumble on the amount of stall tools they have.

>>527140241
Lol, lmao.
Post your decks.

>>527132854
dont use word control you mouth breathet aggrotard its just dkuck and warcucklock

>>527140402
pirate DH and I just crafted big shaman

>>527140498
>Pirate dh netdeck (zero anti secret tech)
>Big shaman (actual stall food)
xD found the issue, you lack test.

>>527140629
you aren't flaring away an iceblock for lethal with literally any deck

>>527140758
See >>526864993
You also have
>Fatigue dudu
>Elemental that deals 2 on draw
>Curse of rafaam
>Secret eater
>Zephrys
>Witness

Actual, factual, skill issue dying to the fucking meme stall deck designed to punish shitters like (you). One (1) witness and their entire deck fold over.

Seriously, you lack the IQ required for wild, go back to standard and clapping about how smart you are building your pre built deck, then crying about rigging.

>>527140972
>see screenshot
>so zoomed in I have no idea what turn it is, doesn't look like turn 3, probably turn 7
my comment was in reference to the turn 3 comment, you aren't killing a mage through iceblock on turn 3.
>dying to hostage mage
Also literally said that I won
>lack IQ required for Wild
I have nothing to prove in wild
https://www.hsguru.com/player-profile/Vaereian

>>527141258
>I-i was good in NA (LOL) 3 YEARS AGOO!!!!!!
xD
Beyond pathetic.

>>527141504
holy cope

>>527132349
The issue is that they‘ve, for whatever reason, decided to let control decks easily gain a ton of armor/health on top of all their removal which makes it almost impossible to burst them down over time. The only way you deal with that is an early blowout turn that overwhelms them, hence cycle rogue and paladin doing their bullshit

this bronzoid clown really thinks he's a genius for putting a tech card in his deck

>>527143239
it's quite sad isn't it

whenever Demon hunter is good, the game becomes actual ass

>>527125412
Your deck actively has to be lowercost/weaker. Aka Zoo might have a chance to come back due to how temp cards require fast card draw, and the only way to mana cheat anything is to go as fast as possible. Getting charge is nice too. Actually a good deck archetype. Mixed in with >>527129960, it's extremely easy to tutor certain minions and cards. Deatgrot Maw kinda sucks ass. I have a feeling this will be a strong deck, especially with cards that turn any card drawn into a temporary one, meaning it seems extremely consistent to get the quest off around turns 5-7 even when being aggressive.

>>527144660
Yea 40 minute diaper dk mirrors that come down to kj coinflips are much better

>>527145026
I think it might actually be good. Hinges heavily on how consistently it can complete quest while maintaining good tempo but I think it'll be possible to have both a solid curve and finish the quest and play the reward by turn 7. From there you get a guaranteed strong board every turn.

Imagine if arkonite defense crystal was still 4 mana

>>527110423
>It is unclear what cards it can or cannot cast
that's the intention. you're supposed to just strap on your seatbelt and let cora take you for a wild ride. it's more FUN!!! like that

>>527110423
it can cast from a specific pool of cards, but only the ones it deems to be "useful" in a scenerio.

Arcane missiles, flamestrike, blizzard, polymorph, but not if your opponent doesn't have minions.
Mirror images, but not if your board is full
Arcane Intellect, if your hand isn't full
Counterspell, Ice barrier, frostbolt, fireball

I don't remember him casting anything else.

>>527142238
it legimately killed the game for me. I havent played in 2 months now, I saw the patch and couldnt believe it. how is anything in the new expansions going to work vs dh and dk
its depressing how little they care. and control mirrors arent even fun either. its just such an easy solve to open up the game

>malding about tier 3 decks
couldn't be me lol

>>527146218
they'll nerf it a week after the expansion drops if its really that bad. Reddit with cry and whine and act like having a DK meta exist for 9 whole days is unacceptable.

>>527146313
Dk is the best deck at top legend and its worst matchups are getting nerfed. I‘m sorry you‘re at a rank where imbue paladin is relevant

>>527146691
mmmh nope

>>527146832
>old data
>too 1k
Every pro says dk is the best deck and it‘s the most common one in top 100

>>527146684
it has been a dk meta for months now

>>527147138
I couldn't care less about your social substitutes to be quite honest

>>527146194
also Flamestrike have lowest chance to proc
Polymorph often procs when big minion on board
AM when tokens or low hp minions
Images when you dont have minions/taunts
Other doesnt have any req. (Opponent have big board or minion but you roll frostbolt to face)

>>527129960
>play spell heavy warlock with kj
>play warlock prep
>play zero discover
>discover cheap KJ
>wins

>>527149240
name a standard deck that loses to turn 5 KJ

>>527146832
Umm ACTUALLY the winner of the tournament the other day was starshit diaper DK but go off queen

>>527149507
diapers when you roll few 30/30 chargers

>>527129960
The location should be at least 3 durability, hell even 5 might be okay. Are 3 "free" one cost minions over 5 turns too much?

>>527149601
a good diaper player will pressure your life total and can remove the first few waves of minions the same if they're 4/4s or 10/10s

>>527146313
>hyper fixating on limited-pool data as a means to keep me engaged in a dead and boring game
couldn't be me

>>527149927
then your swing with 20/20 lifesteal rush
and he cant launch starship or play parts because he waste every early turns on removals

>>527150362
anon I'm telling you are already dead on turn 7, even vs. a diaper. Theres a reason diapers don't KJ early in the diaper mirror.

At least starship rogue should be good if blood dk is the deck to beat

>>527150556
>>527149240
>>play spell heavy warlock with kj

>PLAY FOR TEMPO IN BATTLEGROUNDS BRO JUST PICK THE GOOD UNITS INSTEAD OF FORCING A TRIBE UNTIL TIER 6
>do that
>get smoked by the niggers who have been forcing quilboars or demons since turn 1 and have all their synergy

>>527150965
yes I get what you're going for. You will play your 7/7 on turn 5 if you're lucky enough to have gotten the 2 cards you need before then. And you will be dead on turn 7.

>>527151219
youre supposed to tempo play for like the first 3 rounds max sister
after that you should be settled on a tribe or already have concedes because the rng assfucked you

At this point they will have to add three classes simultaneously to save the game.
Drip feeding us with content is not going to cut it.

>>527129960
>0 mana tutor a minion out of your deck
why would i not want to play this in every warlock deck ever going forward?

>>527152004
erm it's a -1 on card advantage which is a big issue for warlock bro

>>527152004
I don't know, I imagine you will.

>>527152116
Thats not what the term "card advantage" means, this card is actually +card advantage

>>527152116
retard bro this card just turns your deck into 28 cards, shit's broken

>>527152004
you play it with 2 mana prep thats idea but yeah card is omegagood for any warlock deck

>>527152004
I am once again printing a zero cost spell and breaking the game

>>527152621
Expert here
its actually -2 cost

>>527153261
>0+2=-2
crazy

>>527153370
Damn rogue mathematicians....

>Anon thinks spelunker is the most broken card of the set

>>527153862
Last reveal is rogue..... guess why

>>527154407
5 minion return ALL minions to your hand (whenever they are) they cost 2 less

>>527154407
>people are already starting to forget about priest

Anduin my boy... what have they done to you

cool idea to help make the game fun: delete every single card that involves mana cheating. including the coin.

>my father joined the game in the whispers of the old gods expansion
>he still uses a cthun deck and pogo hopper
>i say that he should try something new but he refuses
>he tries out whizbang (the new one) since it is just a single card
>later he tells me that thanks to it he reached a rank that he did not even knew that existed
>i check it
>it is diamond
>almost a decade of playing and he never had reached diamond

>>527152228
>this card is actually +card advantage
no, its card neutral. you spend 1 card to gain 1 card. its still a 0 mana card draw spell, and could be a 0 mana tutor if you only run 3 minions, so its gonna be everywhere. playing with a 28 card deck is very strong

>>527156398
card advantage is a metric of how many options you have. 0 mana discover is more options than simply having random card.

>>527156534
>well um ACKCHYUALLY if you use my made up idiosyncratic definition of card advantage, its card advantage

>>527156646
I'm using the normal definition.

>>527156671
card advantage is how many cards you have access to play, not how many theoretical options you could pull. by that logic, any discover card is INFINITE card advantage since you can get ANY card to play

>play these quests for wacky late game rewards
uhhh or I can just drop kiljaeden lmao gottem gg

>>527156797
>card advantage is how many cards you have access to play, not how many theoretical options you could pull. by that logic, any discover card is INFINITE card advantage since you can get ANY card to play
Okay I guess I'll explain card advantage since you seem to not understand what it is.
Imagine your opponent has 4 minions on board, smallish ones like 2/2s and 3/3s. If you had only two cards in hand and they were, say, a mid-sized taunt and a removal spell, you might play both the removal on their biggest minion and then play the taunt and they'd trade the rest of their board into your taunt and then play more minions that you have no answer for. Now imagine you had 6 cards in hand and one of those cards was an aoe, it now only costs you 1 card to answer their board. That's what Card Advantage is, when you have more options and can make a more efficient play that allows you to accumulate value or push higher tempo. Card advantage is NOT simply having a whole bunch of cards in hand, if you had 6 cards in hand but they were all small removals you wouldn't have a choice to make a more efficient play that gives you advantage.

>>527157380
nta but card advantage is literally a quantification of how many more cards you have than your opponent. cards that draw many cards for the cost of one card lead to card advantage. it's a numerical metric
yes, you end up with more options when you draw a lot of cards, but that's not what card advantage "is". dispose of evidence is -1 cards. dubious purchase is +2 cards.

>>527156348
I'm glad he is having fun.

>>527158364
>card advantage is literally a quantification of how many more cards you have than your opponent
I literally just explained with examples why that isn't the case. I think rogue and dubious purchase are great examples why "cards in hand" aren't the same thing as card advantage, because you could be sitting there with a full hand and its just like double wisp prep coin phoenix mauler. A bunch of chaff that doesn't do much on it's own and hardly changes your options.

Am I supposed to know what the opponent chose? Or is this a bug?

>>527158926
i mean i get what you're trying to say but the problem is you're trying to redefine something that has been defined for decades in card games. like i said, it's a literal numerical metric. you can't just declare it as wrong. that's literally what card game players mean when they use the phrase. picrel

>>527159909
chatgpt got this wrong because it's not counting -1 for the opponent when they countered your -2 play, but still, doesn't change the point

>>527159909
Literally nowhere in your picture does it say card advantage is "having more cards in hand than your opponent". It only gives examples of ways to accumulate card advantage. That generically drawing more cards or playing your cards efficiently will lead to having a bigger card advantage. Which circles us around to my original point of a 0 mana discover is actually +card advantage because your ability to choose will increase the likelihood of situations that you get to do one of those things.

>>527159760
This is the first time that card has ever been played so no one knows

any decks that make me feel like im fucking cora?

>>527162474
Cora said she really liked the new hunter legendary.

>>527162610
You just know

>>527163635
I do not. explain

Did they actually pay Trump and Forsen to shill for this dogshit arena 'update' ?

>>527156398
>no, its card neutral. you spend 1 card to gain 1 card. its still a 0 mana card draw spell, and could be a 0 mana tutor if you only run 3 minions, so its gonna be everywhere. playing with a 28 card deck is very strong
retard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Card_advantage
Virtual card advantage can refer to a number of different situations and effects which, while not providing a direct advantage in the number of cards available, changes the value of the cards available to one or both players. There are four primary forms of virtual card advantage: card selection, recurring effects, tempo and playing such that the opponents cards are no longer as valuable to them.
right under that is "card selection".
You must be kind of dumb.

>>527165280
yeah this is more or less what I was trying to explain to them and they accused me of making up my own definition.

>>527165434
>yeah this is more or less what I was trying to explain to them and they accused me of making up my own definition.
The article is thankfully pretty comprehensive so I didn't have to do much work.

>>527164630
better investment than those fags raran and day9

>>527129960
That zero cost spell will be in every single warlock deck in standard and wild until end of service by the way. Its epic too so blizz will milk 800 dust from every player who wants to make a warlock deck

The zero cost spell will never see play, not because it is secretly bad but because we all agree it is good and blizzard rigs against us, keeping 4channies down.

>>527166456
wrong, and it's a rigging card too

>>527166254
>every single warlock deck
Most of them. Its actually a worse version of Aquatic Form because not only do you have to be able to play the card discovered this turn, you also need to actually play it. Surprisingly, there are some decks in wild that don't play aquatic form, and it's not just hamuul decks.

It's the gnome river crocolisk all over again.

Patch
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24205944/32-4-2-patch-notes

>>527165280
>Virtual card advantage
!= card advantage. 2 different concepts. nice try retard

>>527167891
Drunkbros....I'm going to be physically sick. How could they scorn us like this

>>527168449
>!= card advantage. 2 different concepts. nice try retard
No it isn't. This is why you're stuck in gold.

>>527168642
You can‘t cast it twice on the same character anymore

>>527168663
so card selection is also card advantage? its on the mtg page for card advantage after all
incredible that dredging a card and going -1 is now card advantage

>>527167891
Drakka got fucking gutted lol

>>527168642
>literally ONLY taking the attack portion off of it because of lynussy
>not changing anything about how it discounts 8/8 lightbots to 0 by turn 4
That maxie play in the tourny buckbroke them

>>527168807
You're actually braindead

>>527166675
You know I am right.
Blizzard? They will rig it.

>>527145727
This is also an expansion gives a 2/1 with a weaker arcane missles tied to the death rattle. he first 1-3 turns are already solid.

nerfs look good

nerfs look bad

>Increased the mana of dollhouse by 1
>Instead of reducing its uses by 1
HS devs are really lazy huh

>anomalies back in bgs
fuck off

>>527170837
dont you heckin love tier 7 anomaly+10 extra armor bro?

>>527165434
no it isn't. virtual card advantage is referring to fringe cases, it can also be called "effective" card advantage, but it's the same exact concept as card advantage.
the example given is a card that prevents all of your creatures from ever attacking, but doesn't actually physically remove them. this is effectively the same thing as wrath of god, so it can be considered to be "virtually" the same thing as wrath of god
has nothing to do with "my options are better than your options thanks to my card advantage" or whatever the hell

>>527171256
read the whole article you braindead retard.

>completely kill cycle rogue
>give lynessa paladin a slap on the wrist
So what‘s the idea here? They‘re both old decks with similar play patterns yet one gets nuked and the other they want to be playable?

>>527171256
you can actually just fuck off. I've explained it several times. You're just pretending to be retarded at this point.

>>527171794
Cycle rogue got delayed by one mana you fucking chud.

Yeah, I can't take endless life stacking and removal vomit anymore. How is >wild nowadays? I need a place to at least complete my dailies until the expandion drops.

These BG changes are insane

>>527172117
See>>526751283

>>527166710
Aquatic form isn't guaranteed to hit 3 minions, something which you can control and know when you're going to have enough mana to play them.

>>527166710
>Its actually a worse version of Aquatic Form
Its WAY better than Aquatic Form lol.

>every single avianna druid plays avianna on 3 or 4 and instantly draws a gamewinning legendary
actually insane how bad this random mana cheat garbage feels to face

standard is so fucking boring man why is wild behind a gigantic paywall

i am fucking cumming

>>527175002
What are you talking about? You can build a competitive deck way cheaper than standard. You trying to run le epic 40 legendary deck or something

>>527176561
>Play WSG
>Only 1 Lego
Kekypow

>>527176753
Just run pirate rogue or something idk what point you're trying to make

>>527176945
Calling out tard anon about his dust wall cope.
Only expensive wild decks are fat decks.
You can play all archetypes with <10k dust decks.

>>527176561
>>527177641
hes probably mad a meta aggro deck has 2-3 legendarys he doesnt own because he only plays standard

>>527177913
And those Legos are meta for the last 5 years more than likely.
Hell, drunk paladin (7k) and libram (5k) share all the Legos (lynessa).
Pirate DH only has patches as an old Lego.
the wild is expensive meme is just standard retardation, but they also dust their entire wild collection with a smug smile every time and then instantly waste all that dust for a deck they'll play for 3 months and then be broke again.

who the fuck called all you armchair psychologists in? i just don't play enough to afford both standard and wild decks because i take year long breaks with how dogshit this game can be

yeah he's coping again. wild has had the same handful of viable decks for years. take your pick

>armors out of range of your shitty combo turn 5
lol

>complete the win 5 ranked matches quest
>get no xp
Thanks blizzard i was getting too greedy by thinking i could get 50 extra gold

>>527180112
Post deck

patch already out
dustbros... time for a light feast

>>527179442
>I don't play for years!1
>I should play the eternally rotating format where my old decks are invalidated
>Teheehe!!! I am such a smart little cucky piggy, OINK OINK DADDY BLIZZY FEED THIS PAYPIGGY CUMMIES!!!

if it wasn't abundantly clear, i don't give blizzard a dime, you mentally ill freak

>>527186015
>Indirect insta seethe reply
Iconic high estrogen behavior, not beating the allegations lol

rent etc. you don't fit in

watched some starcraft 2 videos and could kinda tell what was going on thanks to the hearthstone expansion. they didn't hit the mark with ghost who has actual nukes in that game.
hard to believe that sc was once considered peak e-sports when you command at maximum 50 units.

>still seething and whining he cant afford 1400 dust for a wild deck
sad!

>>527163707
She fucks dogs, I mean

Did some cards get announced half an hour ago or is their schedule a shit

>on 5 win streak
>suddenly asteroid shaman
>hex my 24 armor dude
>burn umbra
>shudder incindus (dodged rats btw)
>fyrak into bazzilion damage and 1 draw(draw billion of asteroids)
Not rigged bros.... not rigged
he literally kill my 200+ armor warlock(+heals from zilliax) with ez
and i seen asteroid nigger once..... WHEN i start winning against metadecks

>>527197452
forgot Bonus points
>nobundo into meteor shower
>golden paypig

>>527197452
>combo deck with all the time in the world can kick my deck's teeth in
say it ain't so...

>>527197853
>play 50 matches with same deck
>no asteroid nigger
>start winning
>here it is
explain this

Pretty sure spell druid is even better than before the patch. Paladin is also unchanged

>>527198426
are you upset that you don't have to go up against
>drunk pally
>miracle rogue
>pain dh
endlessly?

>>527198426
>play 50 matches
>meet asteroid nigger once
>lose mind and start rambling about algo

>>527199464
>>527199667
im upset about blatant fraud from Blizzard AI
and celestroon quote about *game doesnt check your deck*
anyway here funny next match When AI favors me not my Opponent (i have wheel activated and 4 turns KJ ahead)

>>527203205
fuck off

>>527203205
HAHA.... no... JUST NO

>>527203205
millions of diapers just got soiled
millions of reddit posts are ready to be made

>>527203205
shaman bros.. our 4 mana 7/7 do nothing...

>>527203205
Trash

fuck is a kindred?

>>527204973
your mom son

>>527204973
Play a card of the same tribe either the preceding turn or as your previously played card, I don't remember which because it's a stupid mechanic that's just a reprint of Elemental Mage's old gimmick if the former.

>>527205805
same tribe or same spell tag

>>527204973
Play vampire the mascarade bloodlines.
>>527203205
Stupid strong.

>>527203205
Warlock is going to be top of the pack with Shaman. I don't see how they wouldn't be nerfed.

>>527203205
they learned that the broken card everyone will play in the class should not be a cheap common

>>527203205
there's no reason for this to be 7/7 besides memes, will obviously get nerfed real fast

>>527207123
I N T H E L I G H T

>no one posted the other revealed legendary
mad times we live in

>>527207264
that's because it's pure garbage

>>527207264
Nice reprint

>>527207264
Ypu are going to be dead before this is played, and control can heasily remove it. It's a "I'm already winning" card unless you can cheat it out.

>>527207680
>7 mana

>>527207490
so?

>>527203205
>guys we really need at least 1 of these kindred cards to be playable or else the players will think they're pointless and stupid
>okay hold on

>play ranked standard
fuck you, i'm roping

>knows about mind control
>still plays big minion
>russian name
IVANNNNNNN.....

>>527207880
7 mana fill your board for you for 3 consecutive turns.

>>527207891
>all minions
why though

>>527209729
NICE BOARDLOCK my NIGGA

>>527210425
>at the end of your turn
some people just cant read

>>527196361
I thought you meant that she was fat and thus ate a lot, and beasts are animals which in turn, are food.

>>527207264
Will big beast druid finally be playable with this and ultragigasaur?
no :(

Celestroon QUIZ
Place your bets how many sissy niggers i match if i change deck to
>>527200572
again

>>527124636
>>527203205
OK use that meme on this totally broken gooseshit too .

>>527210534
>fill your own board
>bob freezes it
>at the end of your turn means this doesn't boardlock you for reasons

Smartest hearthstone player.

engagement bait or grasping for straws

>>527199451
>Pretty sure spell druid is even better than before the patch
how

>almost 3 minutes in queue for 10 win arena
I don't even want to play anymore.

>they didn't touch ursol

see you in july

>tfw your hamm snipes deepminer brann

>Play hostage mage
>Opp is on big shaman
>Doesn't instant concede when I start looping iceblocks
>Refuses to concede and also plays the bird
>Mills himself because of his dumb bird
>Kill him with draws
Why are they like this? I swear to god hostage mage vs big shaman is like, 95 in favour of hostage mage, you need to brick so fucking badly.

>>527223110
I'm 1-0 in the matchup as shaman

>>527224638
How? I've literally never lost to big shaman as either version of hostage mage, the deck cannot beat iceblock and gets timewalked by frost nova.

>>527225287
I was hardly paying attention since the matchup is boring but he never got an iceblock out of ETC and I ancestor's called his brann out of his hand. Just sat there with a frozen board for 15 turns while he played a bunch of freezes and alibis and he managed to fuck out and run out of stuff somehow.

>>527227395
>Iceblock out of ETC(You only use potion, lightshow and a tech card)
>Bran(???????????)
what the fuck hostage mage you played against bro?

>>527227617
idk, shitter I guess. he pulled potion and flurry from ETC and then I devolved them.

>>527227617
Also i do believe that he dropped a maindeck skulking geist.

>>527227835
>>527228047
yeah, that's the standard, or was nearly a year ago, then it moved to potion, light show and deck ordering guy. I personally prefer parrot hostage (dies to secret hate but also doesn't need to jump through fucking hoops with potion).
Frankly sounds like he was super fucking bad, vs big shaman you can just stall them forever and never bother to get the combo going, and if they are playing the dumb bird they deck themselves and suicide.

Ban every card that has a non-evergreen keyword written on it

>>527229106
??? call to arms???? why play a 3/3 instead???

>>527229106
>>527230021
answer me coward

>>527233478
combo with the 3/2 that gives rush+divine shield
didnt matter anyway

>>527229106
My mans draft deck looks FUCKED UP

just opened the game and it raped my cpu... whats going on?

>>527164630
Possible but it would also humor them to go back to their "roots" the sad thing is Trump is pulling like 3x the viewers he normally gets since he stopped playing HS. "content creation" is such a joke there is no becoming "successful", you are forever stuck to be a jester in one genre and have to pray that for whatever reason the game doesn't drop in its player base

>>527239340
poorly optimised dogtrash. Its actually ridiculous that my PC can run modded Skyrim without issues and it croaks at fucking garbagecodedstone

10 wins with paladin and my perseverance in the face of adversity is rewarded.

new hunter quest

2 packs later, we're on a roll.

>>527242529
quest "reward"

>>527242529
>>527242673
outside of handbuffing and imbuing there's basically dogshit nothing for 7 attack beasts, only toyrannosaurus and whatever else they're about to print. If you can get there with just cup o' muscle then it might be good but if you have to imbue twice then that seem way too slow.

speaking of new 7 attack beasts

i am enjoying bgs with anomalies

>>527244239
Whats your estrogen and spiro dosages?

>>527244239
>bg all day
>same 3 anomalies

>>527244892
i just concede the ones I don't vibe with.

BG's dead for a few months unlucky.

>>527244239
I like them because they change matchups but sometimes it can cause games to become even more highroll potential. I think the pro outweighs the cons though
Though the balance is nowhere as good as it was the previous time they were out.

>>527249586
I haven't run into ones that are really obtuse, minus a few games of one player picking a card for everyone else and giving me the nuts or the negative nuts. still i don't really care about mmr since there isn't a real reward for having a high one other than bragging rights.

I really wish this game was good, hs was such a perfect alt tab game. I dont understand how the devs have not been fired yet they're just so clearly incompetent

im gonna chill the fuck out of this motha fuckin cora made game

>>527212258
It‘s counters got nerfed

LOCK IN BOYS LOCK THE FUCK IN

>>527253936
paladin and cycle rogue are still busted so uh no

>>527254196
Cycle rogue is trash. Paladin is weaker than before

>>527245024
hunter

>>527242597
>very next pack
I don't think I've ever had this kind of pack luck before.

>>527256292
it's a plot, they're trying to trick you into spending real money out of misplaced gratitude

>>527257343
well that ain't gonna happen. I already own all of the epics in the emerald dream outside of the ones that got nerfed. I have more than enough dust to craft fun legendarys as needed.

>>527255018
Bro thats worst option :skull:
Blud never getting past 3 wins :heartbreak: :wilted_flower:

>>527262209

>>527262209
thats the*

ITS OVER I AM GOING TO REMEMBERED AS AN ESL FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AIEEEEEEEE CURSE YOU CORA

uh, where the fuck is zeddy

>>527207680
If it's cast as aura by the paladin legendary will it last for 9 turns?

>>527268743
it will get recast for 3 turns and fill your board 5 times

>60% dh and dk
>rest is still paladin and rogue
nice patch cora

>all aggro
>again

i'm glad to have cashed out like 15+ magical dollhouses, but still kinda disappointed in my dust haul from the nerfs. feels like i basically got nothing out of it
fuck u cora

>>527270601
What rogue deck are you even facing. Starship sucks

>>527271193
cycle rogue still doing gangbusters (against the decks they used to be good at)

>>527270601
I thought DH was kill

>>527270703
if you don't kill your opponent by turn 6 they gain 50 armor so that's to be expected

>>527272675
>aggro being OP is to be expected
I knew that already, sherlock

>>527272667
starship dh is really good right now because it only loses to paladin and below the top ranks people stopped playing paladin. pain dh was always good. I havent played or faced the old one with cliff dive so no idea if thats bad atm

>>527273247
starship dh is favored into paladin and loses to like shaman warlock dh. it actually lost out in the patch because ppl are trying those decks again

>>527268743
>If it's cast as aura
i read it as if its cast as cora
lmao

GIVE ME SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT CORAAA

The expansion will cement us once again

>>527279735
Cementing the grave fosho fosho

>>527270703
>diamond - legend
8/8 you got a (You)

why are people playing dream planner zephrys? i've never seen it give a good card before

I fucking hate battlegrounds so much it's unreal. EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME. I go into a tribe, the tribe then vanishes from the tavern entirely.

>>527281665
imbue druids take face option always

Hunter new card too slow in current meta.... they looks like arena cards now

>>527286101
the meta is so slow hunters are playing fucking sasquawk

>>527270703
Paladin craftoids we haven't had to craft another card in three months and it feels so good, got 54000 dust and spending 4K on Paladin cards again and hoping to see 100K by end of year. I know many of you have way more but I used to try to craft every card then I discovered in Hearthstone you only need a single class.

>>527283009
Just peace out once it starts giving you trash over a couple turns. The rating is absolutely useless if you aren't having fun

>>527292759
But what about my imaginary points?!

https://www.twitch.tv/playhearthstone

drops live, watch these lizards do some shit for packs

>>527295534
Time to have it muted in another tab and forget

>>527295713
you won't be having it up for long, only 15 minutes for both packs this time.

WTF where HS ?

>still better than last MASTERS

Lenny fucking animation skipping

the fuck am I watching

THE TURTLE IS GONNA RAPE THE LIZARD

It's up I guess. Do not forget to redeem the twitch

>>527301182
I didn't bother to read the last few posts with how slow this general is, boy do I feel silly for posting this!

>be me
>Play control warrior
>Wait for an opponent with a female avatar
>edge while armoring up
>slowly disarm them
>climax right after 40 minutes when they concede.

BG's was my afternoon game but now anomalies are back what do I play now?

>>527305070
solo adventures

opened the golden DH cerberus
is he good? I like DH as a class but only when it does bursts, dont really like the starship archetype

>>527305943
he's great when you randomly generate him from malorne or kj

I'm sorry what

>>527270882
This will be nerfed quite hard
My wild arcane hunter will appreciate it plenty tho

>>527295534
who the fuck can watch a twitch stream in the late morning on a friday
this shit has to be on purpose to avoid giving away too many free packs

>>527317371
don't you guys have phones?

>>527309042
you had 1 hour 59 minutes to get your drops CHUD

oh wow I didnt get the packs as I was like 2 minute late tops :)

I burned through 4k gold in the last week or so trying out the new arena. I didn't play for like 2 years, so obviously I'm not as good as when I earned that gold in arena, but the new system is kinda hard. I think the old "going infinite" is easier with the baby arena, 5-0 or 5-1 seems very achievable most of the time, but since that arena doesnt give you any gold, the best you can ever go is even. And the big boy arena, 300 gold is a lot.
Basically I'm butthurt and now I used up my stash and will never return.

>>527322031
ok mr fors

>>527324030
no but seriously what's the vibe, what are people thinking?
like I said I think going 5 wins in baby mode is easier than going 7+ in the old mode, but you can never accumulate for bad drafts/runs/luck. you slowly run out of gold even if you're good. I haven't played too much of the big boy arena because being new to half the cards every game I figured I'd stay with lower stakes, so I dont know how hard it is to get a decent return there. but again, 300 gold is a lot.

also somewhat related, but the arena meta seems pretty shit. I haven't looked at stats but it seems like infinite value cards are all the rage which is whatever, but it's random infinite value on stuff like paladin or shaman so it's extra frustrating if you get fucked

>>527324886
every arena enjoyer is seething
Blizzard is rubbing their hands because they forced f2p arenafags out

>>527325134
you know I figured something like that, but then I thought that surely blizz is aware that arena mathematically needs a bunch of bottom feeders? any 5 win run kills two others.
but that's probably just my cope, maybe blizzard really does think that "well they're just gonna have to pay money to play"

>>527270882
literally only playable if you can reliably reduce a big charger to 1 mana with your imbue hero power.

>>527329649
bro? you use this with tracking, wound prey and griftah spell

>>527325582
They're literally okay with people who used to average 5 being the new bottom feeders who only average 2.5 now. They don't seem to care that arena population will thin out fast with the entrance cost doubling and the reward for good players dropping like a rock.

>>527329913
maybe, maybe if you can reliably drop this on 5, doubled up tracking, doubled up alien encounters to protect xer then it might be worth. tidepool is still a better way to dupe 1 big important spell

>>527329913
why are you brown?

>>527325582
>maybe blizzard really does think that "well they're just gonna have to pay money to play"
unfortunately yes. they operate like a megacorp now. everything is supposed to funnel people into being paypigs. everything else they do for players is essentially a stall tactic, giving players more time to decide to become paypigs
if you just think about how a greedy corporation makes decisions (which is what blizzard is now), the idea of enabling good players to go infinite is equivalent to a loss of money. it's actually a double loss of money as i think you already pointed out - one person going infinite necessarily means other people suffered losses, some of which are whales who are gonna be mad that they lost and quit the game instead of giving blizzard more money. so they have a rigging algorithm that hunts down good players and literally punishes you for winning too much. because they only care about making money. and good players winning does not make them any money

>starship dk 65% winrate
it's so over

>>527329996
they don't care that they killed the mode. they see a big spike of resources being spent on it right now and that's all that matters.
short termism has utterly destroyed every western institution

also sucks that arena is now super minmaxed
it's fun to play like hunter and try to punish all these greedy fucking decks, but I'm not gonna do that because most of the time hunter doesnt get the right cards to do that and so you're wasting your ticket
greedy fucking priest and paladin and shaman it is

Control diaper players whine and throw a tantrum for "fair" board based decks they intend their opponent to play so they can remove their shit over and over with their green removal cards.

>maindeck equality in warrior
these arena buckets are kind of cringe desu

>>527341821
dh has the most broken buckets tho

>>526721196 (OP)
went from rank 4 to rank 1 with aggro imbue priest, then I had to switch to imbue paladin because matchmaking kept throwing control decks with perfect draws against me

time to lose tickets on the new arena until the next set drops

>>527344368
what would you say is the cheapest, most brainless deck to climb

>>527345136
menagerie frost dk, you do have to learn some sequencing and corpse management but it's not that hard, it also runs only one legendary
if you're going purely with brainless, it's definitely imbue druid, the deck plays itself and you hardly get punished by for overextending because you can just do it again next turn

Decks that will get Cora to notice me?

so at what rank does this leech king loaner deck start losing
cuz this is a winstreak and a half

monk will save us
evoker will cement us

>>527352241
>loaner deck
youre facing mostly bots

>>527353025
b-but I'm alread silver....
that's like what, 15 in the old ranks?

>>527353241
if you are from that long ago you don't really have a mmr that matches you with real people consistently until diamond 5
but if youre having fun who cares?

>>527353241
I have no idea whats in that loaner deck and there doesn't seem to be a good resource for looking it up. At some rank, probably diamond 5, the group of players you can queue into widens drastically and you're not going to be a big fish in a little pond anymore. I don't know what you're facing right now, might actually be bots, eventually it'll be real players with real decks and your winrate will drop below 30%.

>>527354472
>>527353731
when did they start throwing bots into ranked

Quite the mana curve

>>527358462
dh is so fun in arena
outcast legendary is so good too cuz outcast is so good, def the best tempo class in arena

>>527358997
After 2 redrafts I have a pretty tight decklist, lots of dupes.
>2 tuskpiercers with only Felhunter, Dreadsoul Corrpter and Dirda as deathrattles
The reason the deck doesn't have any 3s is because I had Felrattler and terrible chef I had to cut once I picked up the 2nd tuskpiercer
>3 headhunt 2 voronei 2 emergency meetings to go with the dirdra
Had a hamuul druid concede turn 4 when it became obvious I was going to drop 4 crewmates on turn 5
>2 bibliomites to make grouping crewmates easier
I'd be raging if someone played this deck against me.

>mexican dev left for overwatch

why do they keep stealing our devs

from 2-2 to 12-2 with the hyper crewmate DH. So efficient.

zeddy is crying about arena on X(formerly twitter) again..

>>527373532
Zeddy has the best opinions.

I'm really glad 0 mana 3/3s and 0 mana 8/8s dont exist anymore by turn 3 and 4 respectively

>>527373532
zeddy is a useless piece of shit when it comes to game balance, but he is right about them killing modes

I just hit legend by playing aggro and holy shit I want to break down and cry...
This was one of the most soul crushing experiences I've ever done, I spend less than 2 days grinding winning every match getting massive win streams perfect draws and there was zero agency from my part, I didn't do anything but queue it was so incredibly easy it feels so hollow there's a pit in my stomach. I cannot stress enough just how braindead this was I didnt even know I was playing matches half the time because I was caught up in the anime I was watching. Such a sick feeling how do people play like this days and months at a time and somehow get nowhere? This deck architype is an abomination I feel a huge sense imposter syndrome I really really wasnt even trying and my opponents could never respond with the amount of bullshit I was pulling. Unfortunately I don't use deck trackers and dont have stats to reflect on but given how fast this was I highly suspect my WR was around 70% or greater. I just cannot get over this how popular this is and how people will defend this... so fucking awful I think I wont be able to play again, what a joke

>>527384495
Great now you can move up to more interesting decks. Paladin is definitely too hard for a novice like you, but maybe try warlock or shaman?

>>527384495
nice try DK sissy

>>527384634
What is the point, there is no skill getting higher just means more time and more games which can already be done so easy... There is no skill in this game there is no skill playing aggro there is no skill whatsoever but people will be always pushing this. The devs reallly put this game is such a horrible spot

>>527384740
nice try hardstuck bronzie

>Anon finally tries a real deck and enters legend at rank 3000 13 days into the season
>has a meltie about it

>>527384495
what aggro deck? dk?

holy entertainment hardcore tards no wonder cora wont listen to your shits

>all of my arena opponents have 2 great legendarys when I'm im at 1-0 with my crap legendary
>my legendarys are so bad that I literally remove them at first redraft
specifically both of my druid runs. Generic dragon/treant board vomit. had to take the ignis and marin out at first redraft.

>>527350907
The MTG food deck.

>>527385627
I played a ton of cat oven before it got banned

>>527384740
you made the aggrotards mad
good job

why isn't there a card that dabs on the opponent? too powerful?

>>527387065
There is actually, you're thinking of reno, but he rotated to wild this year

>>527384495
Legend in the past used to be from Rank 25. Now that was an insane grind.

>>527305204
I'm stuck at the omelet stage.
Don't understand what the game wants from me.

>>527354561
long time ago honestly
i think at some point they had some fake patch note where they pretended to remove them or something, but they're definitely still in there

i want deck that kinda meme kinda op like shudder block into fyrak any suggestions

>play arena
>randomly generate a 4/4 6drop
>then a 6/3 6drop
>then a 4/4 6drop
>then a 4/4 6drop
>then a 4/4 6drop
>then a 4/4 6drop
this is normal btw. not rigged. normal result. just unlucky. bad luck for me right? sheesh, i wish i was luckier!

>>527398565
I played priest yesterday and played that card that randomly generates two 6 drops and without exgaerrating over like 5 casts they never once averages more than 5/5 stats
and no, they never had great deathrattles or something either.
I'm starting to think that card is a scam

>losing a control mirror because one of my random effects gives me the dude that draws 8 cards
ebin

uh, arena was supposed to save us???

>>527408865
arena is dead

>>527408865
lol
lmao even

>>527408865
Only thing that can save us is tournament mode but only for WILDYCHUDDIES.

An ode to Arena and all things dead

surely blizzard will see arena engagement drop off a cliff
surely they will see that while some will start paying to play arena, most will just stop
SURELY THEY WILL CHANGE SOMETHING

>>527387065
How exactly does it dab on opponents?

>play brawl
>mage coin pings my face turn 1

>constructed is just the same 3 aggroshitter decks + occasional diaper warrior

>>527412616
the marketing departement will scratch their head then proceed to suggest more 3D skins and accelerate the implementation of board pets
next, now that they've ruined every other mode, they'll switch focus to making ranked and bg unplayable too, perhaps some (more in the case of bg) pay to win perks
once sales seriously plummets, they'll announce end of service and the team manager will leave with his golden parachute to ruin another game

>>527412616
personally i think they don't have any backend way of viewing statistics at all.

>>527403323
but bro... your epic LE STORIES?

>>527414559
>anomalies were such a success in battlegrounds, we've brought them back into ranked standard.. permanently!

>biggest quest is to win 5 games in brawl, arena or battlegrounds
>arena is fucked
>brawl is the teamwork meme one
>no clue about battlegrounds

>>527418103
>you now remember that we actually, unironically had anomalies in ranked for a bit and Cora tried to defend it on Twitter

>>527418125
if your mmr is really low you'll face people that are AFKing BG. as long as you place 4th and up it will count as a win.
imo bg is really easy right now, just go for mechs or demons and you'll do alright.
beasts, tier 2 only nagas, those are almost fun as well. dragons are big gay.
worst thing about bg is each game to get into top 4 is 15 to 20 mins long

>>527418125
just reroll

i am falling asleep

>>527423579
Umbra was a fucking mistake

>>527423809
it's so fucking dumb she can trigger the same deathrattle 5 times

>>527423809
>>527423973
they dont even need umbra in 90% of the games so whatever

>>527424050
Umbra gives them extra reach and turns some unwinnable matchups into winnable ones due to tempo swing.

>>527424050
pain dh was kinda ass before because they simply run out of steam

>>527425376
>>527425376