Dark Iron Queen General

>Currently Discussed Servers
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, Legion coming soon)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive ToT on the 30th)

>Upcoming Servers
Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client)

>Guilds
<Full Moon Company> - Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone

>Turtle
Vanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)
Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app

>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
https://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX

>Previous Thread
>>526663353

Jib fucking won

>>526953378 (OP)
Property of Jib

I only care about custom content, do alliance get more custom content than horde?

>>526953074
Yes. It's well known that the turtle devs are massively biased towards the alliance

>>526953912
most retarded noshoe post of 2025 congratulations!

dogshit op should have been fish lost it edition or some fmc drama that makes it fun

>>526953912
I just wanna experience the new stuff to be honest, I'm not rushing to play Classic again for Endgame raids or anything would be content with just leveling a guy or two, just wanna see most of the new stuff because I genuinely appreciate the passion people have when it comes to adding new things to a game they love. I don't care if like Faction Balance is shit and Shamans are awful while Paladins solo the game, I just wanna see some new stuff in Azeroth and wanna know who got the best deal so I'm not just replaying Classic again for the 1023rd time.

How do we fix Horde-Alliance relations ?

https://files.catbox.moe/j3s5d5.mp4

there's a lot of stuff for the horde too, they will also get a zul'aman capital in the next-next update

>>526954042
nobody cares that aoi found some bbc

please briefly describe what has happened with FMC recently

>>526954042
>OP should be a random post from a random retarded owlcattle
Least deranged Turtle player.

>>526954646
i wish i was that gnome and that the orc was 3x bigger and also unwashed

>>526955156
server?

>>526954864
aoi would buckbreak your sissy asshole, be humble niggertuah
>>526955059
thats so funny niggertuah

>>526955386
Where's Jib?

>>526955156
Jibzag...

>>526955691
turtle mostly sometimes tauri

>both threads dark iron themed
good day to love shortstacks

>>526955907
>making a thread for yourself
mentally ill

I'm so lonely.

>>526954438
they tend to add stuff to both alliance and horde so its kind of hard to tell which one has more
for most of it though the server is cross faction so you can do either one and get about the same amount of custom content either way

>>526954042
No one cares

>>526956185
what happened

>>526956223
Alright, fair enough. Thanks fellas, I'll just pick a class and race that interests me and stop caring so much about faction stuff.

is niru a virgin

>>526956482
I care althoughbeit

>>526953378 (OP)
>this is your tank for kara10
mommy...

>>526954042
Fish is gonna kill himself, he's emptying to guildbank and handing shit out in SW HAHAHAHA

Why lie tho, he is in STV

>>526958513
Ain't no way :skulll: fr fr no cap?

What do they do in ZG all the time?

>Wanted to play CoA for the summer months
I yearn to see how fun or broken doing BWL on Ascension+ difficulty as a Sun Cleric

>>526959885
ERP

>>526959885
i remember gargoth and sylma would remain in the raid instance for 4+ hours after every raid
always wanted to sneak in

anyone here play Warmane? is it kino or bust? gotta know if im wasting my time with it or not

i pledge my allegiance to the dark iron clan

>>526960241
I sneaked in once but they were probably doing it in whisper, sylma was in cat form with skoll on top of her, but that was all.

>>526960824
that's sick

>>526960357
It's fine, if you favor an abundance of Slavs

>>526960894
I don't care about the Slavs much. I was more concerned about the shit im reading about yo being able to buy gear or if it was seedy like Everchang. if it's fine, ill take your word for it anon

>>526960357
I'm playing. It's kinda... idk man. Low level dungeons - wait up to 1hr.

>>526961686
which server you playing on anon? i get dungeons in like 2 minutes to pop, 5 minutes top at level 15+ so they're not bad at all for me.

>>526960824
Screenshot?

>>526961839
Lordaeron x1

>>526962002
that's probably why. I'm playing on Icecrown with adjustable exp rates as a new player, always full. Lordaeron is like 1/3 its server pop no?

>>526962183
Yeah. I wanted X1 experience with my bros. And Icecrown is p2w server after all, can literally buy gear there while lordaeron is only buy full character

>>526961252
I forgot that part, but yea you can buy gear and characters and shit

>>526962484
you can do x1 on Icecrown server but yeah not a big fan of buying gear. seems like bullshit to me

>>526960824
tell me this is a joke

>>526964669
it is a joke
happy?

>>526964669
nigger are you retarded? all the dog and knot jokes weren't a giveaway? or pics of sylma lying down in catform with skoll on top? or the TRP profile?
fucking dense braindead nigger

>>526954042
what the fuck is this real?

>>526965823
yeah aoi has been avatarfagging in a lot of /v/ threads about owlcat games, he seethes that they're making games that don't include his generic and boring waifu

>>526966159
>he

>>526963389
>>526962484
why not just play onyxia?

>>526966323
because i've got the wrath itch and TBC won't scratch it. if anything, ill probably level an alt on there to mess around

>login
>jump around SW church for 5 minutes
>logout
yeah

>>526966323
I want to play WOTLK.

>>526966530
>>526966770
Onyxia will progress to wotlk soon.

>>526966319
Fish you don't honestly still believe that's Aoi right? Get it together my man.

>>526966942
right but didn't Onyxia just get to Mount Hyjal a couple weeks ago? its gonna be a while before wotlk and i want to play wrath right now.

Why are my sluts such cheapskate? They should feed me consumes.

Imagine being catfished in a MMO in twenty fucking twenty-five.

>>526966942
By the time it does, epoch will release lmao

>>526967380
i miss sylma giving the entire raid whatever consumable they wanted for free

Chromiecraft will progress to WotLK soon too.

>>526967739
I don't miss cheap fucks like you, go farm your consumables you useless nigger.

>>526967740
I was going to mention that but I didn't want to get hit by the
>but i don't want to play swp i want to play wotlk

>>526967391
it's easier to catfish with AI now get with the times unc

>>526967739
Sylma taught me never do anything for anon guilds, hateful wretches.

>>526967391
Catfishing has only gone up with the years though anon. in fact men are exploited more than ever now.

>>526967740
>>526967826
I might return to Chromie for WotLK. I wonder if some of my homies are still playing.

>>526967964
that's not what sylma would have wanted anon

>>526967740
>>526968497
whats the pop like on there?
>>526967826
you're right i dont want to play shadow word pain, i do want to play wrath

>>526968886
https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/playermap/

>>526969510
Thanks anon, looks like a very smol server

>>526969510
dire

>>526970097
the only big server is warmane

>>526971247
correct, seems like the only place to play Wrath with a decently sized population.

>>526972837
look anon if u wanna play SHIT CONTENT why dont u just go play RETAIL chuddy

I want my wallet to be raped by someone pretending to be a girl for me...

>>526975431
>pretending
why do you guys have to be such gigantic faggots
you know it is easy to get an actual girl doing that, right? fuck you

>>526975068
>ERMM STOP PLAYING WRATH AND HAVING FUN

>Increased drop rate of Wartorn Plate Scrap in Naxxramas.
No wonder I had 12 drops from one trash run.

>>526964669
what do you think paw within paw meant?

Lonely...

Do healer specs deal enough damage to level at a reasonable rate or do they put some of their talent points into DPS specs?

>>526979349
They do yeah but you can also heal more than fine without putting points into healing so you may as well level as DPS and switch to a healing spec nearer 60 when it actually warrants it

That being said I've levelled every healing class as a pure healing spec and had a lot of fun but there's a bit of autism RP going on there for me, it is a lot slower though.

>finally managed to sucessfuly swap the imp model to a zombie because demons are lame
>didn't touch any other model
>saurfang becomes a fucking cube for no reason
how did that happen

>>526981537
most models are in fact made out of a multitude of tiny imps

>>526981537
There is a mod for turtle wow that switches warlock to necromancer. Part of of it is replacing all demons by different undead. I don't remember where it is shared, but I believe it's from one of those scourge RP guild.

i thought you said paladins were everywhere im seeing way more hunters

I wish that no Anon ever had to be or feel alone and I could embrace them and fulfill their every need until they felt nice and happy as they deserve to be

Hunters are being played because people are trying them out but late game is complete paladin domination

>>526983073
I will look into it. That's exactly what I'm trying to do so if it already exists it will save me a ton of time

>>526982930
Little known fact, orcs are actually just 20 imps in a trench coat

Hi I am a 60 resto shaman can I join your guild

>>526985935
Whisper someone

>>526985935
Are you addicted to big and green men?

>>526987464
I uuuumm, euuhhrmm

>>526988250
You can answer when you're ready

>>526987464
nta but i am...

>>526989932
if this was FMC 2.0 there'd be two bulls in that pic and they'd be fucking each other

>>526990180
yeah fmc 2.0 was mostly based fags and straights and femboys slugging it out
now it's just trannies growing cocks at random just to make things work out

>>526991439
don't forget women, fmc 2.0 had two biofems that were incredibly based

>>526989932
gathering of literal whos

>>526992597
how many confirmed biofems now?

>>526992597
shame one of them was weirdly infatuated with sylma

>>526990180
If that were FMC 2.0 there’d be a pack of dogs knotting all those elves

I hope the Alliance on Turtle Wow will soon have a new leader, as quite a lot of time has passed canonically.
Perhaps Turalyon, when he finally returns from Outland?

i want to play as wildhammer dwarf shaman on turtle wow

>>526996734
God I wish

>>526997975
I mean wouldn't it make more sense if we just go saved Varian from Alcatraz or whatever?

>>526999149
ye

>>526997975
Elaynna for King
Torzag for Queen

what happened to torzag

>>527000750
He transition from an ugly dirty orc to a pretty elf vampire princess because it’s what Elaynna wanted

Uh oh... turdle about to be KIA...

do you like turtle wow

>>527001494
Oh cool i played a beta of this server 4 years ago.

>>527001494
>a fucking trailer

when will they fix water on turtle wow

>>526999149
To think that the leader of the alliance is such a weakling that a single clan of nagas onca shitty little island off the coast of Kalimdor can hold him there meanwhile our shitty literal who adventurer can clear the island just fine makes the Horde look so much better.
>varian stolen by nagas
>malfurion asleep for years
>tyrande getting knotted and orced all day
>kaelthas getting high on magic
>mechatorque getting LEPERED
>magni, just chillin in his hovel
Alliance were a literal fucking mess. Mudhut no shoes walking dead were unironically in such a better spot. The only bad leader on Horde was Vul'jin who was getting raped by that level 11 troll warlock dude.

>>527003625
god i wish i was tyrande

>>527001494
>announcing a premiere to a trailer
Just fucking launch the server already you fucking niggers its already over a year late

>>527003625
In fact, the alliance leaders had to be nerfed all the time because the horde had nothing to counter them with

>>527003625
Not to mention all of lordaeron being wiped out by Arthas just before. Orcs truly are the ubermensch of WoW

>>527003784
Well thats just because Blizzard made mage the mary sue class in lore. Medivh, Khadgar, and Jaina alone could end the world if they wished. They needed to be powerscaled back a bit. Gul'dan was the only notably powerful character horde side. Alliance had lore power, but when it came to WoW they just got cucked by a bunch of sub 60 iq invader warriors on the Horde.

>>527003784
Forget alliance leaders being nerfed, tyrande joining the alliance never made sense becasue the other leaders are literal toddlers compared to her.
how the elves don't end up running the alliance i'll never know.

>>527003940
Well, the Horde ended up losing all the wars with the Alliance anyway
And it's not even about the mages; Varian easily defeated Garrosh in a duel, and Malfurion possesses the power of a demigod, which is why he was never allowed to participate in the war against the Horde, as he could defeat their entire army on his own
Turalyon in retail is basically a thousand-year-old warrior, lightforged, and cannot die of old age
also gelbin defeated gallywix, so gnomes>goblins

>>527003828
>orcs can't do anything unless they're guzzling demon cum
>ubermensch

>>527004203
They end up losing all the wars but won becasue the writers are shit.
it's either join forces to fight against a greater enemy or the horde rebel against an internal leader leading to a hollow alliance victory becasue the alliance never takes the chance to finish the horde.
I expect the next expansion to have some internal horde faction that the horde must rebel against, becasue they will never kill off an alliance ruler.
>but anduin was
he's one guy and was forced

>>527001494
Surely there will be a release date with the trailer..

>>527001494
>This really got to them worse than an infected hair in their crotch gash

>>527008359
2025 is the year of the game shadowdrop, so hopefully at the end of the trailer it just says "Launches now!"

I dont see how it's going to kill Turtle though. Fresh is fun and their custom content looks nice and wrath client is a huge plus, but the class changes just being "lol tbc talents in vaniller" and the fact that turtle has reputation, people who donated and need to feel like they didnt waste their money (aka MAZED), and a lot more custom content I feel like Epoch wont overtake them even after a few years.

>>526994271
zero

i love turtle wow

what is fmc 2.0
what happened to the 1.0

>another fucking trailer
*Yawn*

No one wants to ERP with me...

>>527010134
pearl was having naughty fun as sylma on the side whilst leading a raiding guild on moppy
schizos made a stink (they were correct though) shit posting about pearl being sylma until pearlsylma got scared TheTruth would kill her raiding guild so she quietly stopped playing sylma and just like that FMC 1.0 died without her around

>>527009387
This + turtle has an active GM team banning people and active developers. Epoch may not have new content for a while and may not have enough people to moderate

>>527013929
>her
>she
>her

who is playign on warmane and what server?

>>527014051
pearl has been nice enough that she deserves to be called her preferred pronouns

Should I go nelf or tauren druid for turtle wow?

any tel abim players?

>>527001494
There better be a lot of gnome cuties on the server or I'm not playing.

>>527015708
Would you prefer
>5% extra hp for FREE
>2sec aoe stun for FREE
>the best mount in the game for FREE
or
>1% movespeed
>faster run back after death(you still have to wait for the rest of the group)
>having a fat elf ass

>>527017680
>having a fat elf ass
I was going for male but your other points are valid

>>527017680
>the best mount in the game
Nah, it sucks because it doesn't work with items that increase mounted speed. It's a slow ass "mount"

>>527009943
alliance shamans and horde paladins letsgoo

the day alliance gets dwarf shamans every naxx geared noshoe zugzug nigger will cry about getting globaled by blue/T1 dwarves in bgs, causing the winrate to shift from 80/20 closer to 55/45 and shamans inevitably getting nerfed
mark my words

>>527018321
>uhm actually it sucks because my mounted set which i always equip when mounted doesnt work so it only moves at 200% speed instead of 220%
Autism

>>527019514
It's something a bit above 230% and outfitter automatically equips it.

>>527009387
No way it kills Turtle, it might end up even failing, who knows. I will be giving it a try because I like the concept and what it promises, also fresh is nice.

>>527019514
20% ain’t nothing to shake a stick at, pal

>>527014347
His preferred pronouns were he/him because he was a gay man not a tranny

why does no one talk about ascension

Any BWL with a spot for a Ret at EU schedule?

>>527019683
>riding from flightpath to raid takes 115 seconds instead of 100
>this is unacceptable i need my speed set
Autism

>>527010134
Sylma and Warhorn quit playing so FMC 1.0 died.
FMC 2.0 is the period of time where Sylma returned to him quitting again.
We're currently in FMC 3.0.

>>527009387
I'll bet 100 gold on Turtle that because of Wrath client there are going to be stupid issues like enabling characters to level at Wrath speeds (like less than 2 days /played to get to 60) or other dumb shit that won't feel vanilla.

>>527021027
They are supposedly changing all numbers so it fits vanilla

>>527020636
FMC has BWL on farm and there's always open spots for anons
it tends to run a bit late though for EU

>>527021869
At what day/times? I can make somewhat late times on weekends but otherwise I am offline around 10PM ST (midnight my time)

I love dwarves.

>>527018632
don't care it will be worth it. dwarf males are coolest looking males by a mile and dwarf females are hot as fuck with best hairstyles.

How is Shaman tank on Turtle? I don't even really mean endgame viability, just does it play well? Looking at the talent trees it sounds like you need your totems to generate AoE threat which sounds kinda cringe.

>>527022405
Meme

>>527022451
Could you elaborate?

>>527022405
I hate them while leveling or in 60 dungeons. Them having to drink between each pack is so fucking annoying.

>>527022595
Oh, that sounds terrible. Do they not get any sort of mana restoration while tanking like Blessing of Sanctuary?

>>527021995
Fridays, starting at 22:00 GMT with ES/BWL. ES takes like half an hour. Nobody minds if you drop early, but you'll lose out on the bosses.

any warmaners online?

>>527023014
>22:00 GMT
I should be able to make time for that then. Still not attuned to ES because I'm on the Elite part at hyjal.
I'll wait until then and just run other raids and farm some gold for some extra consumes.
Thanks a lot anon

>>527020637
yes being the first at the black lotus spawn in AV and not having to fight 5 other slow niggers like you for it is a benefit

>>527022405
>you need your totems to generate AoE threat which sounds kinda cringe
it sounds cringe and is cringe because it's literally a noob trap because troontle devs dont play shaman yet alone >tank shaman

>>527022405
Not as good as the others but it works fine. You probably won't main tank raids but I've seen a decent bunch of shammy offtanks. You'll be living in all the other tank classes' shadows but at least it's not as bad as regular vanilla prot paladin.

>Log in
>Remember turtle doesn't have draenei
>Log out
Yep.

>>527020637
>Autism
yes it's called wow, retard

stinky musky worgen males...

>Alilandra is the one constantly making "Alilandra titfuck" posts
>Kotofanya is the one constantly making "musky woggies" posts
It's all so tiresome...

>>527026524
Just filter them out.

Does toitle have an RP community? I remember it was supposed to have one when it started, but I fell out to finish college. Do they still exist?

>>527026524
in all honesty who doesn't love big milkers

>>527026524

>>527026838
A lot of redditors from 2016 didn't, and still haven't, adjusted to having no usernames.

>Log in
>Remember I have no friends in WoW
>Log out

>>527026524
Does he know?

>>527026838
this so much this
/vg/ has been an avatarfag honeypot since 2021

>>527027083
hey…

I'm leveling druid; what druid leveling spec is best?
also this random tree mob has more HP than the elite on the island. Turtle devs really emulating blizzard.

>>527026657
Yes, it's very much alive!

>>527026838
I MISS SCHIZOFARTEN
WHERE IS FEMBOYTRANNY
HECKIN BIOHOLE IS BASED
GUILD HAS NO SOUL WITHOUT FURRYHATER
FURRYHATER AND BIOHOLE ARE IN WARCRAFTMAN'S BASEMENT
UNDEADROGUE IS MY WIFE
and none of these people have played the game in ages

>>527028520
go feral until cat speed then go balance till omen then go full feral and 5 furor on top

>>527028520
feral probably gonna be ur best bet if ur not dungeon levelling
healer is fine if u r dungeon levelling

>>527029259
>if ur not dungeon levelling
just press tank role bro

>>527029393
ya i dungeon level as tank but solo levelling as healer is aids

>>527028954
Good. At this point I'll take anything that's not MG Alliance Second Life ERP or WRA invite-only Ko'kron Guard power tripping.

My thing was always RPPVP, on Emeral Dream. Little on Grob. Nothing beats RPing a big dramatic sit down with an orc chieftain that explodes into a coordinated WPVP event in the Barrens or something.

>>527030518
there is no rppvp it's all people trying to erp or circlejerking

status update on
>VVALLKRAFT
>Conquest of Azeroth
>TBC5man wrath expansion
>Azeroth at war

>>526954438
They add shit to both, with varying quality (on both sides).
My personal protip is to make one of each since the leveling is rather well paced anyways.

>>527030642
I’ve seen some coordinated skirmishes between human and troll RP guilds in STV.

>>527030642
Why not? It's not hard. Have two guilds on opposite sides have a big fight and whichever side leaves first lost, and both of you accept the result as canon. If one side is a cunt about it, the fight was noncanon and you don't play with them anymore. Genuinely no difference between that and /rolling, except RPPVP is more fun.
>>527031019
That's the good shit, players continuing the feuds of their chosen races. We should get some orc v. nelf or gnomes v. goblins shit going.

>>527031461
Just to round it out, dwarves v. tauren for mining in Mulgore and helves v. undead, because the elves think they're still the scourge and the ones who know better don't care since the Forsaken worked with Garithos.

Alilandra titfuck with musky woggies

Why does turtle wow refuse to restore deleted characters

>>527032615
Don't delete your characters, faggot.

>>527029602
ive been able to heal just fine in full feral up to maraudon but boomie can probably go even further idk

>>527032615
raoh

>>527032615
Grud ...

>>527032858
But what about in these cases https://www.reddit.com/r/turtlewow/comments/1l8t7w8/my_main_character_got_deleted_while_i_was_offline/

>>527033190
Don't be unlucky, faggot.

>>527033391
But But but

>>527033412
>Butt Butt but

>join group after sitting in queue for over an hour
>2 mages (including me), warlock, paladin tank who is at the final level you can queue the dungeon for, shaman healer
>literally the ultimate AoE group if we just had sweeping strikes warrior instead of an afflock, but at least the lock can rain of fire
>3 spanish guilds, the tank, the healer, and the other mage
>paladin tank begins to single pull throughout the entire dungeon except for the parts where he has to pull 3-4 mobs
>when he does pull 3-4 mobs the group is literally fine and we wipe the floor with the mobs in seconds, a smart person would have realized we can pull more here
>proceeds to go back to single pulling, even the non-elites
>he doesn't have engineering either so we have to sit there and wait for him to slowly facepull mobs like a coward
>3 interrupts in the group, I'm the only one interrupting
>other mage isn't specced frost channeling so he keeps pulling aggro and then proceeds to frost nova and continue standing next to the mobs so he keeps dying
>shaman healer is blowing all his mana on dpsing, which would be fine if we were actually gaming, but the other mage keeps dying and not receiving heals died at least 6 times and proceeds to spam the party chat with his third world speak
>never once did the paladin bless him with the reduced threat blessing
>paladin at the end of the hour long dungeon that could have been done in 20 minutes "this place so pretty :)"
Average Turdie experience, fucking hate this server. Starting to feel like I'd rather be MAZED on Classic with people who know how to play the game.

>>527034650
lylanna

>>527034650
could be his first time tanking this dungeon

>>527035073
He was level 50, it's a vanilla dungeon with mobs that don't even have mechanics apart from the odd caster or two and he had 3 aoe spellcasters and the strongest aoe tanking in the game.

>>527033579
anon, that's disgusting.

>>527035224
some men are not made for tanking

>>527035243
Then stop looking at it, gaywad.

>>527034650
>paladin at the end of the hour long dungeon that could have been done in 20 minutes "this place so pretty :)"
Kino...

>>527034650
Should have asked your master to come with you...

>>527034650
go back to retoilet retard LMAO

>>527034650
>>paladin at the end of the hour long dungeon that could have been done in 20 minutes "this place so pretty :)"
SOUL

anyone on Lordaeron?

>>527034650
>>paladin at the end of the hour long dungeon that could have been done in 20 minutes "this place so pretty :)"
that paladin wanted cock badly

Just took a fat Jib.

I only date human men and nelf futas

>>527034650
maybe play the game instead of blogging nonstop lylanna

>>527034650
This was my experience doing dungeons on Troondle as well. Average pserf shitter makes the average retoilet/classic shitter look good.

>>527037624
Yeah. Need something?

>>527038701
knotbait

>>527038701
worgen chewtoy

>>527034836
>>527038938
>two namedrops
>why does no one play with FMC guys? we are all so chill and no one is mean to each other and no one even posts in the thread it's all just fake drama!
Imagine playing defense force for third worlders instead of having your guildy's back.

>>527040639
>clearly lylanna posting about himself
>wHy YoU nO hAvE tHeIr BaCk?

>>527040639
if you weren't a faggot i would have went with you

>>527038701
i look like this and have a puffy neovagina like her too

Any good hotbar addons for turtle that isn't pfUI? Don't like how it looks.

Wasn't me, I don't give (You)s to subhumans like yourself. Besides, I've been helpful to every guildie I've come across and everyone so far has been nice to me and most guildies I've chatted with have been nice. Clearly some discord clique losers have an issue with me though.

>>527041359
does it make honking sounds like a clown's nose?

>>527041547
that's so funny aoiyuki

>the biofem knotslut returned

>>527038701
why do all new model women look so ugly

>>527038701
paizuri

alone

>>526954438
if you don't like raiding and you don't like leveling why the fuck are you playing a 1x rate classic server then? go play on a funserver like ascension or some shit

>>527042432
I can't believe my eyes

>>527025150
>see WoW thread
>remember draeneis are a thing
>go look up draenei futa porn

>>527025150
and that's a good thing

>>527005024
They should just drop that alliance and horde shit already. I think the most interesting expansion would be if both factions erupt into civil war disbanding both factions. Maybe even with brand new bgs featuring the civil war.
Orcs fighting tauren over disputes in the barrens. Magni being fed up with Anduin declaring war over mining rights.
A proper, beautiful race war with nice, big genocides as god intended it.

>>527044603
tauren trolls and orcs are too tight knit to civil war
humans dwarves are too tight knit to civil war
you have salty gnomes since vanilla angry about gnomeregan though

>>527044603
sadly they will forever milk the trope of
>"horde and alliance hate each other soooo much.. but because of big bad guy.. they unite as one.. as a heckin chungus family because they are all humans mkay? and fight the evil together because they are on the right side of herstory!"

>>527045398
Infantilization of WoW was a big mistake

I haven't played Classic WoW since...well actually Vanilla. Are quest drops shared or was that a thing they added later? Like if I play with a party of 5 and we all need 5 bear asses, will we need to get 5 bear ass drops or 25?

>>527046127
Some are and some aren't. higher level quests are more likely to have shared drops.

>>527046127
25

>>527046254
>>527046257

>>527045723
happens when half your audience is troons and women, sad what jews will defile for more money

>>527045131
>humans dwarves are too tight knit to civil war
found the lorelet

>>527046127
and remember, not every bear has an ass
so realistically as a party of 5 you'll need to kill like 200 bears
unironically better off just dungeon grinding than questing as a group of 5

>>527047486
what kind of fucked up MMO punishes you for grouping up? Vanilla is such garbage I swear

>>527048286
inconvenience and hardship fosters teamwork and community to lessen the shared suffering
excessive QoL fosters a decaying playbase of silent faggots who may as well be bots and "muh social anxiety" subhumans
simple as

>>527048915
and yet teamwork is a net negative for everything but elite quests in the open world

do you think naaru exist in turtle wow universe

new character in teldrassil, everytime i get buffed i type thanks or thank you
no one said ur welcome yet
one guy /bowed

>>527049340
you're welcome

>>527049340
You have to /kiss and /love them.

should I try wallcraft

>>527049506
no way fag

>>527048915
>banilla apologist have negative reading comprehension
It checks.

>>527049137
Teamwork isn't a net negative unless you all attack the same single mob. Leveling a warrior and a druid at the same time lets me pull half the zone without a care in the world with no downtime while if I was leveling either seperately I'd get 2-3 kills in the time my warrior+druid gets 10.

Sunethil and Fish pugging naxx instead of saving their ID for FMC run...
Instead they will come with their shitty alt

>>527050106
at that point you are better off spamming dungeons and never touching the overworld again which is exactly what happened in classic

>>527050258
kino kino kino

in turtle wow how do i get into the high elf starting zone as another race?

>>527050385
>>527050258
smart.

>>527050990
There's a boat in darkshore and there's a boat to darkshore from stormwind.

>>527050990
take boat from sw docks to darkshore take the west dock to althalas

>>527050258
That's what alts are for, right? What's the issue?

>>527050385
>>527050258
Behold, an officer.

Who also claims to be the voice of the people, without ever being able to say who it is to come to him with their complaints.

And is also obsessed with gaming every single rule to make sure that as much loot as possible that is relevant to him, gets funnelled to him. What a fucking clown.

>>527050258
>>527050385
Why aren't they running Naxx with FMC tomorrow?

A lot is riding on this next run going well...

>>527051921
im gonna be there and im tanking and ive never done naxx before so gl with that lol

>>527051548
>>527051921
Why would I waste my lockout?

>>527052454
are you still stuck in 2006

>>527052454
why are you in the guild? go fuck off and join another one

>>527052454
Seeing as how you're just out for yourself, maybe you'd be happier in a regular naxx-farming guild.

>>527052923
>>527053001
I'm an officer, fuck off.

>cant fly off helf zone unless I unlock eastern plaguelands fp
hello turtle? what the fuck is this

>>527053190
Which is clearly a mistake

>>527053190
ye you should OFF yourself you nigger

>>527053403
trvthnvke

i want to play as a dwarf shaman

>>527053190
So am I. And when you accept the role, there is a certain unspoken assumption that you're willing to work for the guild in exchange for power over it.

When you start pugging a raid the guild is doing literally tomorrow, you clearly don't give a shit. So;
Why are you even an officer?
Why are you even in the guild?

>>527052923
>>527053001
>>527053403
>>527053371
seethe

Honestly seeing turtle wows custom content I'm really impressed. Not sure how epoch can compete, they made an entire questing hub for high elves and it seems really kinda nice and well done I've never seen any private server do something on this level before.

>>527038701
the nufem humans have such awful faces

>>527042432
inb4 gargoth jumps her hole again and sylma's ghost kills them both

>>527052454
To aid your friends in their greatest hour of need?

>>527053902
same

sex with nureinul

is nuri a virgin

I'm so fucking lonely.

Our new home.

>>527055251
can I be your friend

So cold... So alone... Overlooked...

what is your stance on female gnome mages?

>>527055442
Jib... Changing gender will not change anything.

>>527055545
I'm not that dude but if he's male gnome he kinda goofed from the start.

>>527055394
I'm shy.

>>527055717
me too

>>527050385
pathetic

>>527050385
What is even the point of having this 2 ERP loot whores in the guild? They clearly don't give a shit about our guild.

Fish is absent tomorrow that's why he pugged naxx today.

>>527050258
>>527050385
Hm.


Curious.

>>527055717
what race do you play

>be failed male that plays wow nonstop
>staying up late till 5 am
>suddenly my faggot guild wants me to naxx and lose my lockout
>i want safeloot so ill skip it
>think of an excuse to not go that day
>”i-i just can't because i-i said so"
>nobody buys it because i have been playing nonstop for months
seriously fish nigga just say it how it is and stop playing games, but i guess you can't do that heh

>>527057202
Gnome.

>>527056430
the question is, what are you going to do about?
nothing, right?

>>527057363
What about Sunethil? He doesn't even have a shitty excuse

kinda want to knot daddyxissues rn

>>527057590
they're not an officer
stop throwing your friend under the bus

>>527057382
are you on turtle

>>527057590
same thing applies for sunethil, failed male that plays non stop but at least has sigma aura because the faggot won't give an excuse or apologize, so i dig that

>>527057938
Yes.

fmc 2.0 had better officers (somehow)

>>527057981
hi sunethil

>>527057590
He did sign up.

>>527058032
what letter does your name start with?

>>527058037
Sunethil isn't even an anon. Can't remember exactly but someone randomly invited them after doing a dungeon with them.

sunethil is a biofem

>>527058323
J

>>527057590
Sunethil is the nicest helf in the guild

>>527058576
bro

>>527058224
As a mage (a shitty alt)

>>527058705
>a shitty alt
Spoken like a true shitty main!

>>527058650
>elicia
>asalys

>>527058974
>sunethil
backstabber
>>527058650
>elicia
backstabber
>asalys
backstabber

all female helfs are backstabbers

>>527059138
Whomst did I backstab?

fronstabbing is dumb and I don't support it

>>527059276
me

>>527058650
the nice helf in the guild quit the game retard

>>527059675
nope

>>527059484
When did that happen

>>527059675
Who?

>>527058576
we are both gnome starting with a j...

I don't get the bit where people pretend they're lonely.

>>527053923
>this is what butthurt haters ACTUALLY believe
0/10 cry moar

Pretend?

>>527059990
>pretend
If only...

>>527059824
aoiyuki

5 tanks 4 healers
predict how many wipes

Don't feel like raiding today desu

>>527060853
2wipes, 80 deaths

>>527058705
if fresh players like
lime, slei, elionara, demonprince, waffles, xeper and rick are coming why cant sune come on his alt?

Why are these savage creatures so aggressive to anyone who comes near them

>>527054554
ayylmao

>>527061891
I can skip if you want? Also typed the name wrong.

>>527062327
if im going ur going

Anyone playing on the PvP realm of troondle?

>>527062327
naxx scales to 30 so any butbutbutbutbut the alt with T1 and T2 bad argument is pointless

>>527062327
I am just saying there is no point complaining about alts.

https://turtle-wow.org/armory/Nordanaar/Kitez
naxx ready alt

>>527057384
so you can bait me into revealing myself and get your hangers on to try and clique me out?
go fuck yourself you fool.

hey I want to do dungeons while leveling whats better, tanking, dpsing or healing?

>>527064156
tanking or healing, never dps

>>527064156
right now? you are sol. pay a boost or slog through normal questing without doing the final quests of each chain because those are elite and you are the only player in the zone

>>527058974
Both got intentionally saved to BWL pug on their mains so they could leech gear on their alts (back when that wasn't actually tolerated) and also refused to heal for ED hardmode prog creating a drama that caused Sylma to quit playing

Elicia and Asalys are scum of the earth and responsible for FMC 2.0's death and taught rats like Fish and Sunethil that selfish nigger behavior was not only tolerated but rewarded

I like the sound of my armor clattering when I walk~ Just tanked Stratholme both undead and living for a few people. Got a little icky against the healer who said I didn't wait for him drinking, paid more attention from then on. Was a nice run overall.

So damn lonely.

>>527065079
i wish i were you friend

>>527063963
Yeah, that's what I thought, know your place.

>>527064447
lol

>>527064458
That's so funny Elaynna

>>527055442
Very kissable.

>>527064458
you got mogged as a warrior tank by a tauren, a human, another tauren, dwarf.

the warmane icecrown experience

>>527064313
server dead? nvm then leveling up is a large part of the fun. maybe next time I'll join fresh. thanks for telling me.

not sure if anyone's on that's playing warmane, but what's the comfiest exp rate to set?

>>527065759
>>527065564
Just trying to be nice sorry.

>>527065962
just donate. it's always like that. also you know onyxia is progressing to wotlk?

>>527066501
>Betray everyone
>Just trying to be nice sorry

>>527065962
the only warmeme server worth playing on was lordaeron 3

>>527066501
nnnoooooooooo stop trying to have an organic conversation about the game

>>527066541
ill throttle your neck myself anon. Yes I know. picrel, surprised at how many are online on Onyxia. That's insane actually

>>527066501
Thank you for being nice, I wish more people in the guild were like you.

>>527066606
i hear tales that lordaeron raiders nowadays are trash because the warmane devs buffed the raids. this true?

>>527066782
>that mop server
does warmane mop suck?

>>527066987
they only buffed hp who gives a fuck

>>527067094
>making tedious fights more tedious
why would you do that?

>>527067094
you tell me anon, is it true?
>>527067056
I think it's because you already have Mistblade for MoP and isn't blizzard re-releasing their MoP soon?

>>527067481
blizzard is doing mop soon yeah. best expansion of all time.

>>527067650
don't let leejintrannies hear you, they'll say artifact power was the best

>>527067056
garbage tier jeetscripts.
it was and still is ultra bugged on release
most of the content doesn't work while other servers have every dungeon and raid scripted including ones from previous expansions for transmog enthusiasts
the devs refuse to script anything else because the server isnt making enough money and not enough people are playing it hence its at the bottom of the priority list
the server was chain crashing for hours at a time even in tot
no reason to play there over sheilun or tauri. frostwolf was herowow levels of bad

>>527068510
>herowow
what is this server you speak of?

do you like turtle wow

>>527068745
it was a pserver 10 years ago that had wrath with custom races including naga and a "blizzlike" mop realm that couldnt even get lfr working

>>527069085
holy ambitious, how the fuck could they manage that?

>>527066601
I didn't mean it...

>>527069224
You should apologize with your holes then

>>527069224
I will forgive you for a sloppy blowjob and finishing on your face/tits
Can't speak for the others though

>>527067650
I liked pandaland, throne of thunder and timeless isle was good

>>527069212
unironically they coudnt. not now and not 12 years ago. sometimes I think a total of 3 people in these threads even remember servers from that long ago even if there was no /wpsg/ back then. most people only know molten, maybe arena tournament and mond.

>>527070143
remember Crestfall?

>>527064447
I really do wonder if it was the drama that ultimately caused sylma to quit
HE seemed to involve himself in all of it trying to settle it down but there was always new drama

Is Jewelcrafting any good on Turtle? Does it just make rings and necks or does it do other stuff? Wondering if I should take it or blacksmithing for my Paladin.

>>527070427
n-no
>looks it up
>2017
ah yeah pservers between 2015 and 2020 are a gap in my resume. feels good to be a newfaf

>>527070696
100% of what you can make is inferior to early raid tier, there's a few raid tier recipes but none of them are that good
The enchants are the best part of it

>>527070707
I remember it being hyped up a long ass time ago and it never came out (or so I recall). Last decade's version of Epoch tbqh

is it wrong to fantasize about erp when having real sex?

I fantasize about dwarf shamans.

>>527070475
It didn't

>>527072947
well it's either that or he got bored

A zapfishyuki just pugged over my house

this is SOVLFVL

Cold and tired and alone.

>>527068510
>herowow
holyshit say no more. weird they didn't just buy the mop code off of the Hungarians who run tauri

>>527070143
Don't worry bwo felmyst v3 soon.

>>527075330
didnt felmyst 1.0 get C&D'd on launch day? gummy just never knows when to give up

>>527075628
>didnt felmyst 1.0 get C&D'd on launch day?
Anon I...

>>527075885
don't do this to me anon, don't make me feel like a schizo. i distinctly remember felmyst about to launch a few years back, it was dev'd and ran by Gummy. he even had a playtest and Blizzard C&D'd him a day before launch. PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT WRONG

>>527074616
Wind dude is based.
>yeah I know you did all that shit already so there is no need to test you anymore here's your free ride back to exodar

>>527076191
>he fell for gummy's lies
bet you'll play on kael'thas too

>>527076191
it's not that you're wrong persay it's just everyone thought his C&D was bullshit and he got cold feet.
he was retarded for hosting in USA but I don't trust gummy further than I can throw him desu.

>>527076269
the water totem was also a breeze compared to the horde slog

>>527076539
Horde shammy quests are fucked up ngl.

>>527076359
no, after Gummy's retarded move of hosting the server in america (hence the C&D) I've never touched another server of his ever. broke my trust completely.
>>527076420
gummy's a pussy so that's probably true.
>>527076269
TRUE, it was a really cool quest to show your progress

>>527076539
The best thing about the dreanei quests is they all take place on the same two islands.
Azuremyst and Bloodmyst are also just the best 1-20 zones already.
But even the wind quest keeps the same hey walk up this fucking isolated mountain theme the other shaman quests had. truly kino.

>>527077141
When you take the time to quest through them they really are kino zones for their time.

>>527009387
>lol tbc talents in vaniller
You say this like it's a bad thing. I know it's not cool to say positive things about Blizzard but I'll take what their devs did 20 years ago what some random private server ones come up with. Turtle has some absolutely bizarre spec and ability changes.

why do they keep adding ugly disguise illusions on the shop why don't they add something cute

>>527078960
males should not want to play as cute things

>>527079162
im a tranny

>>527079162
why? i can dress up cute IRL why not in an MMO?

>>527078934
>Turtle has some absolutely bizarre spec and ability changes.
Yea like feral druid itemization, the fact they wont up armor cap at all but leave evasion untouched. and the fact instead of being able to do feral as dps or tank being 90% good as either main you now have to pick one and be a worse warrior or a worse rogue and not be able to do anything in the other spec.
man i fucking love that paladins get all the good changes.

>>527079509
>>527079589
Well if you're trans, or not are if you're trans yet and experimenting in an MMO, then I think that's fine.

>>527079162
I'm a woman.

>>527079689
hybrids should not be better than classes that can do one thing only

>>527079886
i am not trans

>>527080118
This comment seems rather random. I would be inclined to agree but warriors are the best tanks and dps so I mean has this hybrid thing ever been true? except for when people thought warriors were shit dps?

we should kick fish and sunethil after tomorrow naxx they're leeching loot and never help the guild

>>527080618
i don't want to kick them but I think it is annoying how they're acting. I wish instead of lying they'd be honest and say they're bored or don't want to prog.

>>527080118
>hybrids should not be better than classes that can do one thing only
What "one thing only" class are you even thinking of?

>>527081136
warr/priest/rogue/mage/hunter etc etc

>>527081635
>warrior
>priest
They can do more than one thing though?

>>527081696
pala can dps/tank/heal
druid can dps/tank/heal
priest can dps/heal
warrior can dps/tank

>>527079689
Olivine you don't play turtle wow

>>527081781
Yea don't forget and
Shaman can dps/heal
all of them are hybrids.
The only true monoclasses are: hunter, rogue, mage, warlock.

>>527081883
soulless
old fmc had more charm

>>527081883
whoa it's all new people, like a totally different guild

>>527081883
Where's Jib?

>>527083227
Who's asking?

>>527083330
Sylma

I wonder what sylma is doing, I wonder if she misses our chats, but most of all i wonder why she left.

fuck marry kill fmc edition
fuck - telols femtauren
marry - himecut
kill - indii

>>527083330
Jib

>>527083579
What did indii do dude?

>>527080618
>>527080774
then do it, what are you waiting for?

>>527083574
under gargoth's desk IRL whilst he raids

>>527081883
look at those PILLOWS

>>527083658
I don't have the power to compel them to be honest people? what do you want me to do strap them to a polygraph?

>>527083913
strap them to a firework and launch those fags into orbit or at the very least, lootban their alts in naxx

>>527083913
then stop crying

>>527084170
to tricky, fish is an officer, sure we could roast Sunethil like a pig on a spit, but if we end up doing it to him and not fish it looks all kind of fucked.
>>527084448
just like I don't have the power to make you honest, you have no power over me. eat a bag of dicks fish/sune

>>527083631
nothing i just hate people with jobs

>>527084548
its a video game

got em

>>527084815
so you should be able to reach elbow deep into my asshole???
make as many feeble excuses are you want fool.

>>527084978
i have no idea what you are talking about desu

>>527085038
im too lazy to spell it out.

>>527085038
hes just a NEET, pay him no mind anon

yep just be the bigger man bro

sylma wouldn't have let this happen

>>527084548
>fish is an officer
name one thing fish is doing

>>527085659
He fucking other gay fish

>>527085659
leeching loot

I've found me a lover, a brother who's a cross-dressing Pike named Sunethil
And together we are gay fish

Did some really nice wholesome roleplay in the tavern in the park of Stormwind. Was a lot of fun. Met some new people and talked with them. Heading to sleep now, good night /wpsg/.

>>527086686
kino

>>527086727
good night Elaynna

>>527086727
why is her mouth a prolapsed anus?

>>527086727
good night Elaynna

>>527086829
because you watch too much gay porn, faggot

>>527086727
good night Elaynna

>>527080618
How are they leeching loot if they don't come to the raids?

>>527086829
because elaynna loves talking shit

LOL!!!!

https://youtu.be/jSGPew1vqDE?feature=shared&t=992

>>527009387
epoch isnt launching until this entire list is blank
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues?q=is%3Aissue%20state%3Aopen%20label%3A%22Launch%20Blocking%22%20sort%3Aupdated-desc
theyre now down to a page of launch blocking bugs and its been going down at a steady rate of up to around 3 a week. by no means will they be launching immediately after the trailer goes up. id estimate around the 2nd week of july at the earliest

Epoch will have hype for 2 weeks and then it will die off. killed before it even began

Epoch might be great

Epoch will be DoA because of no bloodelves/draenei
simple as

Sat in Stormwind the whole day. Was boring. Met no one and talked with no one. Heading to sleep now, good night /wpsg/.

why shams cannot duel weld

>>527091107
which server?
>>527090830
trve

>>527091205
turdie

>>527090987
good night Jib

>>527091318
they're following the vanilla way of enhancement where it's 2H, just how it is

>>527091579
what vanilla things they do and do not decide to follow seems kinda arbitrary

>>527091107
dual wield shaman is a retarded concept

>>527091742
welcome to vanilla+ private servers. they probably thought that stayin 2H enh is cool (it kind of is).

EPIC MOUNT ACQUIRED FELLERS

So when is FMC naxx happening? I might bring my mage alt to help

>>527093103
Nice work.

>>527093103
PRÖÖÖÖÖHHHH :DDD

>>527093896
fuck off sunethil

>>527094405
i'm not joking and idk who that sunethil is

>>527095617
fuck off Jib

if you full clear naxx i, sylma, will return

>>527095654
idk who that jib is

>>527095668
proof it's sylma?

>>527083208
>all new people
not in fmc

>>527095774
rutt

>>527093896
Thursday at 3 PM EST

>>527095668
literally who?

>>527095889
sorry i need picture proof

>>527096264
look between skoll's legs i had it modelled after him

>>527096554
>no picture proof
you're not sylma certified

>Pop!

>>527096626
Anon, it's not Sylma. Sylma isn't returning ever. He doesn't even read these threads any more. Just let it go.

>>527078934
So far specs on turtle are more viable than they were even in TBC. I'd say they did a good job

>>527093896
Whisper gargoth skoll

>>527080526
Always read "hybrid" as "class that can heal"

Why?

>>527100046
niggertuah voicefucks xhey while xhey fingerfuck xheyselves

>>527100046
Making love to other gay fish

>>527080526
the crying about "hybrid" classes has always been from warriors seething about paladin, druid, and to a lesser extent shaman, because they can spec and gear to do one of the three roles decently. They always leave out the part where the 'hybrid' class isn't actually able to do all three at once and trying to do so makes them dogshit at everything
The seething warrior always tries to downplay the fact that warrior is the strongest tank and can still shit out DPS when they get a decent weapon

>>527093896
>>527021995
>>527023567
As long as you're anon you can join the discord. Sign ups are posted there.

>>527100046
One of them forgets to leave the call and the others choose to stay or rejoin. Then they post a screencap to the thread.

>>527100539
Truth. It began with Warriors from Everquest crying about hybrids, namely Paladins and Shadowknights, for being so much better at threat. Tigole and Foror were among such crybabies, and they took their butthurt to WoW when they were hired by Blizzard. Tigole in fact got banned from EQ for staging a Warrior protest that crashed servers. Little wonder Paladins sucked so hard in vanilla.

>>527095969
Is FMC a Euro guild or a NEET guild?

>>527100645
Where is the discord link?

>>527101131
Both. Basically the raid times are meant to accommodate Americans and Europeans as best as possible.

>>527101172
In guild info.

>>527101172
Ask someone online from the guild and tell them you are from 4chan.

>>527101172
https://discord.gg/jvtQATsDSS

who was the best erper with the best prose?

>>527102165
Fuutank

>>527102165
grok

>>527102165
sylma said she wrote as a hobby and she was always very wordy but i can't confirm because we're both bottoms

>>527102869
im still convinced nobody in fmc actually erps
nobodys asked me to erp, i dont think they want to erp with me
but i erp as a hobby so ive gotten pretty good at it

>>527103067
Jib...

>>527103067
sylma and gargoth definately erp'd
why else would they have been in the same raid for hours after it was cleared? why else would her TRP be about being skoll's tugtoy?

>>527103136
even jib wont erp with me
if u can guess who i am i will erp with u tho

>>527103262
Waffle...

>>527103262
i thought you were in bed elaynna?

>>527103332
login buddy

>>527100186
Honestly? I'm happy for him!

is enhance shaman good

>>527103808
Yes, a bit behind warriors while bringing better buffs

>>527103067
>>527103262
Are you that disgusting troon with a cage?

>>527103991
the wut

>>527104112
See >>523868178

>>527104202
that post doesnt exist but no im not a troon and i dont have a cage

pearl cage

>>527104254
>that post doesnt exist
redditfag

>>527104359
sees posts that don't exist
>schizofag

god I wish humans could be druids

>>527103456
that's so funny aoiyuki

>>527102869
sharbull will return with the logs if gargoth won't

>>527104554
Same but with Shamans

>>527103067
>he missed the aoiyuki erp
sucks to be you

>orc (nigger) warlock in group
>new tank who doesnt know how to tank
>teach him to press righteous fury
>warlock gets mad at him pulling slow
>vote kicks tank and healer
>fails
>vote kick warlock
>he gets kicked
>queue up
>hesback.jpg
>pulls mobs onto us as we drink
>he only dies
>mobs evade
>he begs for a rez
>no one rez's him
>complete dungeon
why are orcniggers like this?

>>527106409
there are a lot of dumb assholes in this game considering there's only 5 thousand
>Eerrmmm that's just normal, Chud
Never encountered this kind of behavior in abundance in classic WoW which I played extensively when it came out

>>527106685
Classic WoW even had its dickheads, but holy fuck there are some retards

finally epoch next month
hype

>>527103067
do you shit where you eat?

>>527110559
i don't know what this is and why you posted it here of all places, but thank you.

yea

1 more sleep until naxx…

>>527113853
They will call it again.

>>527102686
it's not funny

a warrior chad boosted my ass through the grim guzzler and ported me to dalaran. warmane is.. good??

>>527123097
>Warmane Population: 2

turtle wow is the server that made me like private servers

>>527124019
>offpeak hours population
nice try nigger

imagine turtle wow cataclysm

>>527110559
I understand.

>>527126684
can you explain

>>527106685
Classic has some special needs players but nothing like pservers. It's a big reason why I tend to avoid private servers now. They are free which means they attract more browns and underage or just legit underdeveloped people.

I played on Onyxia a while back and even in leveling dungeons people would get set off by the smallest things and start arguing and vote kicking each other. It's actually sad and pathetic but that's how turd worlders behave.

>>527108565
Is it actually releasing soon? I'm kind of curious about it but I'm not sure what the point of it is when Turtle exists. I suppose there were some interesting ideas like racial quests worth trying.

>>527127117
they are dropping a trailer that is supposed to have a release date in it. that is whats got people talking about it more, a countdown for a countdown that probably wont be the true countdown.

>>527058034
FMC Officers 2.0 were a mixed bag. You had several good ones who did their jobs (Sylma/Filthydrunk/Belwynn/Waifuism) and the usual slackers that did nothing (Felkiss/Telol) or did nothing, saved their mains to pugs and wanted to leech on alts (Asalys)

https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=19804&sid=8c42d7bd0e7bb919d4999decdb8e27c5
>pvp changes
>all those "kill my counter class" suggestions
fucking retarded I hope the troons neck themselves asap

>>527130086
true but at least you had
>several good ones

I miss FMC 1.0. Everyone leveling and having fun. FMC 2.0 is raidlogging cancer.

>>527132419
turtlewow in a nutshell
freshies were right

>>527132419
1.0 was an entire year ago

>>527132468
They always were anon

thinking back it's funny that FMC 1.0 and 2.0 were both birthed out of a sissies desire to be e-banged

>>527127117
>I'm kind of curious about it but I'm not sure what the point of it is when Turtle exists
A Vanilla WoW private server with a good client, using mostly Blizzard spells from TBC and custom content done to a high standard and written in decent English and a seemingly level headed team of staff? Whatever could it have over Turtle...

tortolla

>>527135745
are there any new zones

why is mordent there

Nureinul's Knockers versus Alilandra's Holy Hooters
Who wins?

>>527145265
personally I am a sucker for blonde bimbo tits

>>527126835
She has found who she wants to be

>>527146713
for me, it's the mommy that could throw you across the room

when will we see the first naaru of turtle wow

>>527146770
A pig?

>>527145265
Not even a question.

>>527145265
short stack dwarf lass > blonde bombshell bimbodin

I wanted to be free with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish, 'cause I know that I'm a gay fish

7 bongs until baby naxx for retards

>>527132419
fresh servers are always more fun. questing doing dungeons always beats raidlogging, which eventually gets boring.

i've never been in the raid

>>527148401
don't care and nobody asked

What classes do fmc need I want to raid with cool anons.

>>527147442
I suppose

>>527148874
death knights

>>527148874
Paladins to kill the death knights

>>527149021
is turtle going to do their own version of deathknights?
>>527149081
Paladin, sure I guess it's a cool class. I could go high elf.

>>527149204
no we are joking please wait for the real replies

>>527048915
Elitists killed retail once already and they are trying to kill Classic with this retarded MUH CLASSIC PLUUUUUUUUUS shit too.
You faggots are the insignificant minority. Any real problem came from the developers listening to you.

>>527149381
truth nuke

>>527148874
all the cool anons quit the game or guild a long time ago
you're late to the party so you'll only find cliqued up discord trannies that are as fun as watching paint dry

>>527149381
But the only standing pserver is classi ploos? Do all the real banillers simply not play whenever a negative one releases? It's idiotic to think that one can't make good changes

>>527149381
Elitists= people who refuse to carry me while I keep fucking up in every raid
killed retail once already= they refused to carry my retarded ass since I kept fucking up in every raid
and they are trying to kill Classic with this retarded MUH CLASSIC PLUUUUUUUUUS shit too= They are telling other people that they should refuse to carry retards like me who keep fucking up

>>527149641
How much more of a tourist can you get? Classic+ retards need their own containment thread because they are seriously sitting up the PRIVATE SERVER general holy fuck...

>>527150197
>Hurr durr I'm a raider and I'm cool and I'm the top 1% of the 10% of autistic retards doing the content for autistic retards and the dumb suckers on the bottom of a pyramid scheme.
The insignificant minority's opinions belong in the trash. Retards like this deserve the bullet.

>>527148874
Ranged caster dps or heals but play what you want
Shaman would be good

>>527048915
trvke

>>527041467
With some tweaking, you can actually get it to look pretty good. I hate the default too.

>>527046396
A group of friends and I are leveling together and it's really not that bad. The TTK increase makes up for it a lot. It also seems that the Hyper spawning is tuned to kick in exactly when we need it every time. Very cool.

>>527079689
Paladins struggle hardcore with threat, even into late game. They good AoE but that's about the best the niche gets for them. Single target, they get no-diffed by warrior and druid. Even in most AoE situations, a druid can manage it better than a Paladin unless it's 4+ which is meaningless.

Druid Tanks have it easy dude, we have so much tailor made gear for us. Grab your Windfury boots, get your Wolf head Helm Enchant and throw the crowd pummeler in the trash, we have some life to live.

Cats are also just faster rogue and do great damage. Even without using bleeds, I can flex on a Rogue easily. Imagine having a button that just puts you at 60 energy any time you want. That's what power shifting is. It's one single GCD that can you macro onto a button and press for 60 energy. I tried leveling a rogue and it felt so slow in comparison, it sucked.

Being a druid in Turtle WoW rocks man.

>>527152464
druids dont have to farm multiple mcps?

>>527152618
They made it an on-hit effect which is useless for Druid. They instead added a bunch of haste gear which is Bear's best stat. The rest of the damage lost was made up for by talents that increase your attack speed through various means. It feels great. I love both cat and bear. I'm my guilds main tank and it's been awesome.

>>527048915

>It took dark iron thotwhores for people to play dwarf
>suddenly they're all "hurdur ive loved dwarf all along!!!! i just never played it..."
>.....
>they quit playing dark iron too
lmao

>>527152464
>Windfury boots
What boots are those

Holy fuck, for being pretty non profitable, mining has way too much competition, I need to get jc to 300 and swap to herb.
>>527100645
I'll keep an eye out for the post in Friday.
I know a couple of people in FMC

>>527153169
I meant to say Windwalker. They have 2% haste. They are amazing. There's also a BiS trinket from one of the heroics they added called Stormwind Vaults that has 3% haste. Itemization for druid is a whole new beast on this server, it's a great time.

>>527152909
i wanna fuck dwarves not be one

WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS
I JUST WANT TO GET TO RATCHET

>>527154385
Because Shenna and Turtle Devs are retards who can't code for shit

>>527154495
How did they jam in all that custom content in this case?? Like how hard it is to tell bird go that way aaaa

>>527154385
>>527154495
This is vanilla behavior. Get the Azshara FP you mongoloid.

>>527154561
Because majority of that "custom content" is just copypasting pre-existing assets from either base game or from later expansions instead of creating anything from the scratch

>>527154656
No you retard, its not vanilla behavior. Custom FPs on Turtle are just fucked. That Dwarven outpost in Stonetalon has retarded flightpathing even if you have unlocked all FPs just like Mudsprocket for Horde is janky and retarded as hell regardless of the number of FPs you have

>>527152464
>Paladins struggle hardcore with threat, even into late game.
I've only seen my threat get better with more gear but even with dungeon blues and kara10 my threat has always been good enough, i wouldn't even bother to oil or SP consume

>>527154890
They literally just fly up to Astraanar then combine the FP with the rest of the network. That's how all FP work. Between that outpost and Astranaar is the only "custom" FP. That Azshara FP is critical for getting around Kalimdor and always has been. Not getting it takes some FP's from 4 minutes to 12. It's stupid. but that's how the game has always been.

Stop embarrassing yourself by confidently talking on topics you clearly know nothing about.

>>527155096
Comparatively. Yeah, everything in Turtle is viable and that's awesome, but DPS also scales up with gear and Paladins are the closest to "falling behind" which itself is a stretch.

Shaman tanking is viable too though not enough people do it for me to get a good understanding of it's strengths and weaknesses. They seem to be the kings of snap threat.

>>527155347
is this paladin player cope

>>527155560
My paladin is only level 47. I have a 60 Warrior, Druid, Priest and Warlock. I main Bear Druid.

Do any of you get an extremely eerie and unsettling feeling playing this game? That you are enjoying yourself immensely and yet you are trapped in time and your life is empty?

It's like the feeling being the last friend in your childhood neighborhood. You're not having a bad time, you're comfortable, but you feel like a ghost. All of your friends and family have moved on but you remain. You don't regret it and that scares you.

Frozen... in the past.

Is prot paladin fun/chill to play (on Turtle)?

I've been raiding as ret for some months now, and am a bit bored.
What can I expect if I want to try out tanking?

>>527155952

Overall it's pretty good. It has it's strengths (Able to handle Large AoE packs better than anyone) and weaknesses (No DR, squishiest tank until geared) but overall it's totally viable. Your T1 set is nice but it's the most expensive set right now.

Do Stormwind Vaults for some good starting gear. Lots of plate with Defense + Spell power. Kara10 also has a good amount of Paladin Tank gear. BE sure to get a shield spike and keep Holy Shield up at all times like in WotLK. Crusader Strike is a scam not worth your time, always Holy Strike.

>>527155924
No, touch grass.

>>527156409
Bro, I have been collecting sets and offspec gear for a long time.
I could even trade in full T3 into the prot one if I end up liking the spec.
I have shit like end of dreams, styleen's, etc.
Thanks for the tips anyway.

So what would my role in a raid be? An offtank that focuses on aoe pulls and stuff?

>>527155952
It's chill but if you want fun go for warrior, maybe not if you can't handle not always having threat in aoe situations.
>>527156409
Paladin has two sources of DR and one comes from talents
>>527156824
You can tank anything, hard hitting bosses may do you wrong but it shouldn't be an issue if geared properly

I'm so lonely.

i wanna be blacked by a dark iron chick

>>527157232
can you post your character

>>527158929

>>527159596
How can you be lonely when you have such a cool character?

alliance cucks kek

>>527159723
everybody mistakes him for Bij

Sitting on the Torzaglet taking a fat Jib

Rate

>>527155924
Damn……….

>>527159723
Overlooked...

What, no Blowjob?

musky woggies plapping alilandra's holy titties

>>527160405
That's so funny Alilandra

>>527154385
Yea you're right thats FUCKING bullshit

>>527154890
Dummyhead, Astranaar and Ratchet don't connect in vanilla, TBC added flightpaths.

Clogged up my Torzaglet. The total lack of anything but fiber in my diet has resulted in a rock-solid Elaynna choking the pipe up. Gotta get my Asalys and try and fix it.

I will not read a single guide for todays Naxxramas.

>>527151354
ranged dps or heals
guess I'll roll shaman and druid and see what I like more.

>>527163974
Based!

if you level as a hardcore on turtle, are you still hardcore after you hit 60?

>>527164296
no but you can take an inferno challenge and be hardcore as a 60 after that

https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Jib

>>527164381
alright cool, thanks

Give me a leveling rogue pvp talent build, please

>>527164510
where is jib(s page)?

>>527164717
the wiki mod Gazrot deleted it i think

so who is going to tell fish

>>527164510
I would like to know more about Jib but this page is not helping.

>>527165554
don't tell him anything
he is going to lose his mind

ATTENTION PLEASE!

Naxx is cancelled.

Thank you for your attention.

>>527166890
Why don't you RP with him to find out?

>>527167195
proof?

>>527167757
His character is dead.

>>527167195
is it? becasue i'm putting up someones storm shutters if it is.

strongest swedish femboy on warmane

>>527167195
i already did naxx this week so it's not an issue

>>527170225
That is so based gutu.

>>527167195
ok thanks for letting me know


im going to find a pug now

>>527101634

Calling it: the failed male tranny will get the spider trinket and immediately quit playing again.

>>527174082
which failed male tranny? thats like 3/4 of the rooster

>>527174781
The failed male that tried to findom and quit as soon as his gay lover disappeared and only now came back as soon as they heard they can leech loot in naxx.

>>527175026
do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

We should invite Elaynna to naxx...

>>527175340
Failedtokiss

>>527175706
Already pugged it, did top DPS, got MoM, laughed at <Failed Male Company> with her husband Torzag, went to sleep.

>>527176378
You are thinking of Fish and Sunethil. Elaynna does naxx on the weekend.

farming lashers to feed my 37 half dwarf half human children

Farming mushrooms to feed my triple-digit half-human half-draenei children

farming eels to feed my 4798 highelf wifes

why do you guys care if i pug naxx or not?

Currently taking a fat Jib.

Just took a fat turtle wow

Alilandra paizuri.

Elaynna, you are cordially invited to Naxxramas.


Jib, you are humbly invited to Naxxramas.


Torzag, you are reluctantly invited to Naxxramas.

>>527177154
my devotion to my dwarf wife is unending

leveling is hard i just did wc and it felt like it took 90 minutes.

>>527177713
>Torzag
I will leave, if you do.

>>527177713
Guess I'm not going, then.

my devotion to my worgen husband is unending

im going to ask sunethil out on a date tonight in naxxramas since fish wont be there

>>527177713
they’ve outgrown FMC and left us in the dust

>>527178515
what do you think sune/zap did for hours in silithus last night?

>>527177713
Naxx is cancelled why are you inviting them for

>>527177713
I don't consider that a proper invitation. Send me a RSVP by letter.

FMC will never clear naxx
their best players would rather pug it than help the guild

WE'RE FLYING BROS, MOUNT ACQUIRED

>>527179274
Why is that the case?

MAMMARY INTERCOURSE WITH ALILANDRA
MAMMARY INTERCOURSE WITH ALILANDRA
MAMMARY INTERCOURSE WITH ALILANDRA

>96 posts filtered
you niggas really need to stop name dropping

jixxing

>>527180456
Yesma.
Rapecock.

Remember that FMC members get a 10% increase to all stats per every woggie in 40y

>Whisper Telol a dkdsudrudurur durrr durdrrrrru

ETA on fmc naxx? I might bring my mage alt to help

>>527182557
Whole guild expect Fish is in front of it (this "officer" decided to pug naxx yesterday)

>>527182831
kek

>>527182557
~30 minutes. invites and summons are already going out

>>527182831
Jib...

watch out for COUNTERFEIT GOLD from a male humam warrior nicknamed gfoyd, he tried to use it to buy lionheart helm from me

Jibbros where we at

>>527184471
Stormwind

Who is this "fish" person? They sound intriguing.

>>527184765
a notorious gay fish rapist. keep your fish kiddies away from the waters

Can someone stream FMC naxx?

I used to be scared, denyin' who I was
Acting straight, but then goin' out to the gay fish clubs
Dancin' with the Marlins, makin' out with the all the Snappers
I'd take a Salmon home and work that caudal fin for hours
But now I'm out and I'm free to love what I want

>>527185491
I miss you DREGNUK

>>527186016
Where's Jib?

>>527186016
>Aoi
HOLYFUVK ITS REAL THAT MESSAGE SHE SENT I KNEW IT

lmao the whole guild is in naxxramas except fish

>>527185857
return for 'poch

>>527185491
Proud of you, Fish

uh oh meltie

meet me in northwind

>>527187794
meet me in northrend

first wipe

fuck fuutrans

I WAS RIGHT ABOUT FISH. NOW WHO IS CRAZY? HAHAHAHAHA YOU WOULDNT LISTEN TO ME. HE WILL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM YOU.

>>527188297
Tele...

uh oh melty

Naxx is hard...

naxx ready

>>527189128
>>527189128
>>527189128

>>527186435
>designated raid day
>fish is in naxx
>naxx day
>fish isn't in naxx

>>527189623
currently erping in duskwood