Thread 527008823

Sign Anon Anniversary Edition

>News
Bug Fixes and F2P Changes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=244323
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=244388
Fireside LAN ended, EU victory, b4nny 6th place: https://x.com/FiresideCasts/status/1927168513044607168

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>Previous Thread
>>526666743

(voice) Konata: get them blackies off my cart!!

I wonder if he still comes here

He's so perfect bros

Welp Bots are back.

>>527009307
Summoning Sign Anon as we speak

>>527009307
I saw four of them about a week ago, all of them with "#KillWindows" in their name. I reported them all on steam and I have no clue if it will do anything, but it's better than leaving them be.

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199801279711

cheater in an overt way as sniper. Know we used to report when bots were awful, we still doing that now?

>>527009307
Give their URLs, I'll report them too. Niggers that use cheats and bots are the only faggots I want to bury into the ground in this game desu

>>527009834
>"#KillWindows"
Linuxfags, when will they learn

>>527009307
Yes... yeeees... that's very good... it was getting a little too chummy around here!

SNIPER: Yeah. Dad, I'm a... Y- Uh- I'm not a janitor, Dad; I'm a social media manager! Well, the difference being: one is a job, and the other's mental sickness!

3 NIGAS
ON CART

Gamesense edition

>Community News and Events
b4nny malding after scrims
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2481986915?t=00h38m31s
tfarena experimental 6s cup: cp_steel and an ultra-lenient weapon whitelist
https://tfarena.net/forums/threads/2
$5000 MGE.TF 1v1 World Championship Announced, biggest MGE prizepool to date
https://mge.tf/discord
poland.tf HL LAN anounced for July, first Highlander LAN since 2019
https://www.teamfortress.tv/65626/poland-tf-2025-highlander
RGB LAN (USA) announced for September
https://www.teamfortress.tv/65619/rgb-lan-8
TF2 Classic Hammer Month: The comp and the mapping community collaborate to run pugs on new TF2 Classic maps
https://comptf2c.com/2025/05/18/the-hammer-month-amp-the-damon-interview/


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>Previous Thread
>>526666743

>>527014220
To be fair b4nny malding after scrims is hardly news he does it every time

>>527014220
those are not community news and events, those are competitive tournaments

tell me your favorite hat.
now.

why is konata so racist

>>527014476
she's japanese

>>526705305
>false cause fallacy
>>526696878
>appeal to authority fallacy
>>526711663
>ad populum fallacy
>>526705448
>>526701079
>>526698076
>anecdotal fallacy
>appeal to exception fallacy
>texas sharpshooter fallacy

>>527014427
Do people actually read the op? Thought it was there just for looks and because oldfags would get mad if it got changed

>>527014427
the competitive community is a community too, and they're the only ones curretnly organizing TF2 "meets" afaik in the form of LANs, where players not only attend to watch people play but also to meet each other IRL
i was trying to think of other community news but couldnt come up with anything. A minor update to TF2 Classic barely qualifies as news, and the TF2 SDK and TF2 sourcemods appearing in the steam store are months old news.

>>527014476
She only plays scout

>>527014448
chill chullo
>comfy
>chill
>will keep you warm
>not made by emporium niggers
simple as.

>>527009110
unironically where did the chigger go, he reported back after going and then vanished

>>527014730
t. picrel

>>527015054
too busy fragging with bots gone to waste time posting on a congolese uranium export clearing house forum

>>527015134
>implying i ever stated that those fallacies are the basis for why random crits are bad

>>527014448
Detective noir with a brown paint

>>527008823 (OP)
>1 year since signanon
Does anyone remember the exact date of the botnigger genocide? It was something like a month later maybe

>>527014448
Hat with no name

>>527014476
https://vocaroo.com/7ypWblLnO6X

>>527013031
I think the exact line is "What would the difference be!?"

>>527015407
>>527016468
classy
>>527015624
iconic
>>527015040
its fine but looks out of place outside of snowy levels

>>527014448
Cheaters Lament

Will TF2 ever get updated higher poly models like CSGO did?

>>527018913
lmao that mustache looks awful. is it glued on?

>>527014448
The Attendant. Cute little bowtie is the cherry on top

why is b4nny so racist

>The player limit for one match is 16 on the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, and 24 on the Windows edition
>Robin Walker references 10 player teams several times during early TF2 interviews
Robin: it's really, really, really hard to get 10 people who don't know each other, or 16 [...] to work like a team on the internet - https://www.ign.com/articles/2007/04/10/team-fortress-2-interview-2
Robin: How do you get 10 guys to act as a team - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OluETnUYJQA&t=450

>When trying to join a server with more than 24 slots, you will get a warning that TF2 was not balanced or optimized for that many players.
>The opposite warning doesn't exist when you join a server with a player cap lower than 24. Even servers with only 8 slots display no warnings.
>From this we can safely assume TF Team never considered 12v12 the one and only way to play, but just the upper limit of how many players you can have together before things get too crazy balance-wise.

I wish we had more hightower-coded maps in the game

PLR used to be popular until casual happened, demonstrating how heavily presentation affects the player count of each gamemode
When people had the server browser and quickplay, they could see every gameplay represented equally
Now that people have Casual, the "core gamemodes" are ticked on by default, while PLR, doomsday and medieval modes are shoved down to "alternative modes" and have near no players when they used to be pretty popular before then

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU

female tf2 soldier if she real

YAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOO
Interesting tidbits from a Robin Walker interview for the comp community, Summer 2012
https://www.teamfortress.tv/257/robin-walker-on-competitive-tf2-and-future-updates

eXtine: Obviously a large focus of TF2 and the best way for new players to get involved with the game are the Public servers. These servers usually swing towards easy to understand maps that accommodate large player counts, such as: Dustbowl, Gold Rush, Badwater Basin, 2Fort, and Pipeline. With the vast majority of competitive TF2 matches being played using a 6v6 setup on CP maps such as Badlands, Granary, Well and smaller custom maps, how has this dichotomy affected the map making philosophy of the TF2 design team?

Robin: The quick summary is that it makes us less efficient, because it almost forces us to divide our workload up into work for each group. It's also disappointing that a couple of our most popular public game modes (Dustbowl style Attack/Defense, and Payload) don't really work at all with small team sizes. Still, we're optimistic as always, and are trying to tackle some of the problems that cause this split. We've got a map where we're trying out areas that modify themselves based on the number of players in the game, in the hopes that both public & competitive players can use it. We've got another new Attack/Defense map that's aimed at shorter, fixed time limit so that competitive teams can play a full round of it within the same timeframe that they play a 5 point CP match currently (unlike Dustbowl/Payload where matches could take over an hour). And we're got new 5 point CP & CTF maps in the works that we know will work for everyone.[/ia]
(Anon note: The new A/D map was cp_gorge, and the new 5cp and ctf maps were probably cp_5gorge and ctf_doublecross - https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=8124)

>>527024863
CORRECTION: The interview dates back to July 2009, around the time of the War Update (Aka Soldier vs Demoman)
https://web.archive.org/web/20090722230038/https://communityfortress.com/tf2/news/exclusive-interview-with-valves-robin-walker.php

eXtine: This split between the well designed casual public server gameplay and the desires of more competitive gamers has always been a bit of a sore point for TF2. Do you feel like there needs to be an attempt to reconcile the two worlds of TF2 or does the competitive scene need to be accommodated separately from the public scene?

Robin: Clearly the two groups have different goals, and from that different desires, so our job is to try and find ways to please each of them without hurting the other. While doing that, we try and be as efficient as possible by making changes that serve both. That said, we occasionally do work specifically for one of the groups because the work is valuable enough even without the wide appeal. Examples of that would be things like the Payload game mode for public players, or Tournament mode & its associated server settings for competitive players.
[...]
Robin: Highlander mode is always something we thought was really neat, but it wasn't clear how valuable it'd be, because public players seem to want more than 9 players per team, and competitive players want less. Since the class limit feature lets you essentially organize it yourself, we thought we'd done enough.

I have to go through the blender tutorials again. Even then I thought I might be able to use these basemeshes for something here but they're too chibi for fortress

>>527025451
bro is making funko pops in blender

>>527025678
I ripped them from a shut down mmo. I thought they might be useful for a mod or something but theres no way dude. The proportions are too off even for tendies standards

Why did competitive capture the flag never take off? It's not like payload or attack-defend, where one team has an inherent advantage.

>>527025862
>maplestory 2 models
based choice but shame you won't be using them

>>527025942
Core reasons CTF fell out of favor in competitive TF2
1. Stalemate-prone and repetitive gameplay

Competitive players often adopted highly defensive strategies, "turtling" in their own base with sentries, sticky traps, or heavy classes.

Once a team got a lead, they'd camp their intelligence room, forcing the other team to push into a fortress.

Matches would frequently devolve into long, passive stalemates rather than fluid, back-and-forth fights.

2. Lack of dynamic objectives

In CTF, objectives are static: both teams are always attacking and defending the same room.

In contrast, Control Point (CP) or Payload (PL) maps offer changing objectives, rotating spawn locations, and evolving map control—which creates more varied pacing and decision-making.

3. No round resets

CTF doesn’t naturally reset the map or positions after a capture, unlike CP or Payload rounds.

This leads to snowballing or camping behavior, as there's no structural refresh to give the losing team a new foothold.

4. Unbalanced class roles

Certain classes like Engineer or Heavy become overly dominant on defense.

Medic and Scout, the staples of competitive 6v6, are much less impactful on CTF maps that are designed around base defense.

The mode doesn’t showcase team coordination and class synergy as well as CP does.

5. Poorly designed maps

Valve’s default CTF maps (like 2Fort) were never designed for balanced, fast-paced play.

Competitive players tried alternative maps (e.g., ctf_turbine_pro, ctf_haunt), but the core problems remained.

Community-made CTF maps couldn’t escape the fundamental flaws in the game mode’s structure.

6. Game pacing and match length

CTF matches tend to drag on without a clear end, especially if neither team is aggressive.

Competitive formats prioritize predictable match lengths and non-stalemate-prone design, which CP and KOTH deliver better.

Thanks chat GPT

>>527026081
You're very welcome!
If you ever want to dig deeper into TF2 history, formats, or anything else—just give me a shout. Have fun fragging!

>>527026016
World isn't ready for the power of thick chibis

>>527026315
'Tis a shame. They were great. Amount of UGC was awesome, too. Hope you do something with them later down the line though.

>>527025942
imo if TF2 adopted the "stopwatch CTF" where teams take turns for offense and defense like in Quakeworld Team Fortress it could be pretty fun. its still pretty repetitive though as the whole gameplay loop is spending 10 minutes trying to rush into the enemy base to steal their flag and then spend 10 minutes camping a room trying to stop them from doing the same thing
Also Quakeworld TF is much more movement-focused and doesnt allow turtling or creating stalemates as easily as TF2 does

Kill pyros. Leave pyros behind while you go on vacation. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.

this is normal

>>527027609
this nigga slenderman

>>527025942
because most ctf maps suck ass and are prone to stalemates

first time in my life i played "penguin peak"
god damn that shit was awful
never doing that again in my life

>>527014220
No.
You've been relentlessly shilling your retarded shit in every thread now and it is clear that no one wants your autistic suggestions. No amount of mental gymnastics will convince everyone. Fuck off and kill yourself. You don't have a job, you have no life savings and you don't have a future, so kill yourself ASAP.

>>527029224
You will never have players in your servers, autist

Mentlegen, I am having an issue while playing my mod of Rottenburg. Everything seems to play fine, but the props all seem to flicker in and out, particularly towards the arch where the robots first enter the town. This does not happen on the unmodified map. Do you know whether there is anything I should be doing?

I’m currently using Compile Pal 28.6, if this helps.

>>527031091
Source engine will aggresively unload props when not within line of sight.
Your map is leaking I supposed.

Thoughts on maps meant for extremelly low team sizes? 2v2, 3v3, 4v4

We don't talk enough about how Uncle Dane's persona is lowkey groomer-coded.

Why does Uncle Dane's intro show him building a dispenser in the corner of Badwater? What the fuck???????????????????????

>Search Uncle Dane on google
>first result is a furry pic
Uhm, nieces and nephews bros??

looks botted to me still

>Casual server full of friendlies
>They're showing off their futa porn on their conciencious objector
>chat is picrel
"Friendlies" culture was a mistake

Nah, you're just a chud.

Did Zesty win yet?

When is /ourmanager/ BlessedViva going to transition into BlessedVivian? What's that? You aren't trans? No one believes you xister, you literally main Medic and with a Blighted Beak no less.

>>527038206
You'd think the medictranses would opt in for procedure mask to hide medic's massive chin, instead of hiding the eyes

>>527037875
I hate the stupid 3 face. Typical groomer behavior at work here

pre loaders no worky

>>527017162
What a CRINGE edit.

>>527038605
:3

>>527037875
I'm fairly certain they're being satirical, but there's definitely friendly cunts out there who have the humor of 13 year olds. Just yesterday, I had a full team of unfunny cunts regurgitating old shit. A guy was named Sans and there were 2-3 guys like "OHMYGOSH IS THAT THE REAL SANS UNDERTALE?". A few more people would see my Twitch link on my username and I had 4+ guys saying "OHH YOU'RE LIVE ON TWITCH? HAHA THAT VIDEO IS A CLASSIC". They were going on and on with more dumb meme shit, I forgot what it was, but I muted them shortly after to save myself from getting a headache from these cunts thinking they're funny

>>527037606
theres people from several different timezones so there may be a decent playerbase "floor". Even then, the dips on community servers are not as pronounced than in casual servers, suggesting that much of the community server playerbase may just be idlers, bots, etc
https://teamwork.tf/community/statistics
Actually theres not that much of a difference on player dips between casual and community servers on teamwork.tf, there would only be 700 less players on community servers if they had the same percentage of daily dips as casual, i assume the bots are simply removed from community server stats

>>527008823 (OP)
this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10

>>527040805
Looks like Stephen Queer

>>527039512
WDYD when people say nigger

You know what. Fuck you unemployed faggots who turn all casual servers into a sweatfest. I'm going to sign you fags into army, volunteering or outright get you a job whether you like it or not.

>>527041205
noob

>>527041308
boob

>play some scout after not playing for awhile
>round ends
>pass by and kill someone during an RPS taunt
>immediately chat gets filled with the two of them seething
god it's so easy to piss people off

>>527041205
You should definitely sign up FROYO b4nny, he recently lost his job as the world's #1 TF2 player and I'm sure he'd appreciate any source of income.

>>527040935
I used to be cautious and have a bind to mute my desktop audio, but people don't really get banned on Twitch for other people saying slurs, so it's gotten to the point where I just say "Fuck it, I don't mind it". I've gone and uncensored curses in chat and now I just laugh every time I see it cause they're expecting a snowflake meltie. They don't know I've been on 4chan on and off coming up on 20 years now

>>527014448
Still have the NECA Heavy figure in a drawer next to my desk.

>>527037875
Every time I played shounic trenches the chat was full of this but it was unironic. Made me disable chat

>>527042486
what's the deal with that "oh boo hoo mean words YOU'RE BANNED"

How come there wasn't any degenerate slop in my thread?

>>527042820
Corporations don't like. Leftists don't like it. So naturally they team up to remove it.

>>527042486
Careful, met a streamer once on /b/ in 2017 who was just as cocky as you. I kid you not someone somehow managed to post CP on the stream for solid minute before the streamer literally pulled the plug on his PC. The poor streamer hasn't streamed since.
Moral of the story, do not taunt biggest autists on the internet or they will humble you just out of spite.

>>527043796
Enjoy Hell.
*continues streaming*

newfags are so fucking funny

It's sad those high effort trade server maps only mostly get ran on "OwO friendly" servers that disable killing and give everyone grapplehooks.
Kids these days don't know the fun of getting to a fun spot and turtling down for dear life.

>>527045256
>I miss garbage slop
We don't care

>>527042853
DF poster has a point. pedophiles fear the based OP threads

>>527043796
How'd they manage to do that? Did someone tell him to click on this link or something?

>>527046804
DF? What does that mean?

>>527047087
Dragon's Fury.

>>527015657
it was 2 weeks after, signanon went to volvo june 10 and the bots started to get banned june 26

>>527048818
Uhhhh you mean THREE weeks after #FIXTF2 trended on social media and over a BILLION GAMERS signed the petition, right?

Would You Play Updated Steel
https://tf2maps.net/downloads/steel-updated-edition.17682/

>>527008823 (OP)
why are valve guys such pussies lmao
i mean i get not wanting to interact with f*ns but this could have been 100% avoided by like... patching the fucking game for bots 7 years prior

>>527049997
treadmill work

>>527050326
well guess (not you, hypothetical valve dev) what game as a service is
treadmill work lmao
"we don't want to do treadmill work" then don't release games
oh whoops we made deadlock, that's more treadmill work

>>527050492
but we want to reap all the benefits of a "Living game" while doing none of the work
Why even maintain a game if we have to spend more than 1 dollar per each 10 dollars we get from it? its not worth it!

>>527051204
nintendo is bullshit with this too
i was playing pokemon black last year and none of the online shit worked
i get that it's a 14 year old game but it would cost nintendo literally nothing to keep one raspberry pi in the janitor's closet to run the WFC
and make takeshi the intern check on it once a week

blah blah blah less treadmill work more pink frosted cookies

>>527051380
Nintendo are über boomers and probably think it would hurt sales

>>527051380
i heard something about valve considering things in terms of "billions per dollar" when it comes to the profit they expect
i mean imagine how much profit they get off steam for close to no effort, their mindset must be so rotten, making games is optional, they could drop every valve title and still get millions year after year, whereas TF2 is probably like 2% of their benefits or something even with a few millions each year

>mercing for some "Tfarena" comp team
>conch and cowmangler are allowed
>almost no weapon bans at all
>thought it was a mistake at first but thats the actual whitelist for the cup
>team is completelly uncoordinated playing like a pub
>legitimiatelly helped fresh meat teams that were more coordinated than this
>all their thoughts on how to improve were "should we run cowmanlger too?"

>>527052346
Its why I was seriously considering reaching out to them about using tf2 items in other games. They clearly don't want to develop anything anymore, and it would be pretty much free money if they let people read the cosmetics inventory for tf2. But then you would need devs that would just be fine with that.

I don't know why people bother listing their cosmetics for so much when tf2 is a sinking ship

OH NO!!! NOT THE COWMANGLER!!! THE CHARGE SHOT IS OP!! B4NNY SAVE ME

once i perfect agi (i know how) i'm creating an army of robots and taking over every government on earth, then i'll fascistly take over valve and force them to develop tf2 and dota to my liking and cancel that pile of shit deadlock

Valve is already making AGI so they can make a PvE campaign for Deadlock

I sold my expensive hats and now i have 200 steamdollars but nothing to buy cuz everything on the home page sucks

>>527055609
Buy some expensive hats to fill in the void

>>527056197
A hat don't gotta be expensive to satisfy

>>527017162
she never said that

god how i wish it was 2014 again and i was a teenager sharking keys and slightly expensive hats

>>527017162
she said that

>>527057251
>>527008981

>>527017162
What a BASED edit.

I love konata

>chargin targe now gets 40% resistance to crits
too much? it's the least used shield rn (right now)

>>527058934
That's just giving him protection against Sniper which he doesn't need. Passive defenses in general are pretty cringe.

konatatf2 IS racist, but towards amer*cans not specifically black ones

>>527017162
what the fuck is shit, why did you make it

>>527059313
Soldier is based

>>527059313
>not a single American in existence looks like Guile
what a sad reality

>>527059490
The circlejerking over whoever the fuck Konata is is embarrassing.

>>527059313
>not a single Japanese person in existence looks like Konata
what a sad reality

>>527060134
wtf

Sex with young Administrator

>>527025942
I remember playing competitive CTF. I was spy for our highlander team and it sucked ass as a game mode because it was like 5cp without the chance for a backcap or even a good mid fight. The only thing funny about it was I played in the division before the sticky jumper was prohibited from picking up intel so we had a really funny strat of distraction Uber and then our demo player would swoop in and fuck off with the briefcase at the speed of sound

>>527041205
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/7c/Sniper_domination09.wav

>>527055609
I've been hearing real good things about Expedition 33 if you like RPGs

>>527059304
>That's just giving him protection against Sniper which he doesn't need
Good, fuck sniper

>>527059504
He is
I wish that Valve's writers weren't completely dead or gone from the company. I doubt something like him or Demo is ever coming out of their offices again, no one seems to know how to do fun stereotypes anymore.

>>527060202
Stupid hair

>>527061383
Why would you give headshot resistance to Demoknight of all classes though? It's really stupid to make a fast class be even harder to kill as Sniper (someone he can already feed off of easily). Imo Demoknight shouldn't have fire resistance either.

>>527060134
>I'm a oldtroon and this is my art <3

Newgod above me. Everyone kneel.

>>527062317
>Demoknight shouldn't have fire resistance either.
Fuck pyro

>>527040805
what a gay redditor

>>527064028
Demoknights wouldn't have to worry about airblast so much if they just removed the fire damage resistance from shields.

Imo there shouldnt be any item with fire damage, pyro is already shit as is, at least make him the "penetrative damage" type class or whatever, they already went in that direction in Jungle Inferno when they made flames block heals so vaccinator's fire resistance is kinda dumb atm and not consistent with the pyro design philosophy

>>527064804
>there shouldnt be any item with fire damage
I agree

i left for months and this guy is still posting tranime with his retarded takes?

'Ate scorch shot
'Ate tomislav
'Ate rifles
'Ate Engineer
Luv me Huntsman
Luv me rockets
Luv me Kunai
Simple as

>>527064592
this sounds retarded but I despise trannylight and everything that he stands for so I'm behind your post
cute pantsu 8/10

>>527064929
He wasn't doing it in the last thread, maybe I need to make more threads.

>>527064929
he's been doin it for like a decade

Why did valve retire spells?

>>527065889
traders xd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bmIDdO6fzw
m4ldingf4ttybros...

>>527065775
Really? I didn't even know this general was a thing until a few months ago, before then I just went on /v/ to find a TF2 thread.

>>527065889
they never liked spells for some reason they soft retired them like 3 times before killing them forever AND retroactively. They've never did this with any other limited items such as collector sets seasonal unusuals etc. My guess is that they think tf2 wouldn't be able to handle that many particle effects at once if everyone used spells

>>527065942
wild rickrigatoni spotted

>>527027549
Fuck pyros. Take pyros with you while you go on vacation. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.

>>527066530
this but young admin

>>527065538
>>527042853
Actual blind faggot
>>526688183
>>526691396
>>526691628
>>526693569
>>526694550
>>526695938

>>527066743
oh no no no floydschizo sisters... our narrative... shattered

>>527066743
Barely any and most of those are ritual posts.

konata getting passed around the TF industries HQ break room

>>527018553
>>527018596
stylish
>>527019037
cute but a kinda fruity
>>527042785
They look a little wonky but I would love to have any of those figurines. Too bad they're all super expensive now

>>527067013
There's more than that but it would trigger spam filters and your blind ass can find them yourself. Stop pretending your simpsons/floyd spam is some kind of le secret weapon

WHT vs BLK servers irl when?

>>527066743
You can't argue with facts and logic. These "people" are retarded.

>>527066176
>AIslop poster / Floydfag is an ultranewfag who didn't even know about /tf2g/ until a few months ago
Wow that's just shocking I thought you had been around since 2003

>>527067657
imagine my shock

Do (YOU) want to learn how to PLAY THIS GAME?!

Do (YOU) want to play on a nonchalant match only team while also immersing yourself in OLDFAG culture?

Do (YOU) want to play TODAY?! At around 6:30 PDT!? (Subject to change.)

THEN PLEASE ADD ME! /id/PintoDog

I will answer any related questions you may have. It is 6's Amateur and costs no money.

Please. We are desperate.

>>527067228
I don't use spam filters and simpons/floyd are funny.

>>527067657
imagine the cunny

Simpsons wasn't funny at first until the poster decided to make a 2nd thread with that image.

>>527067880
Spam filters as in post filters. Jesus you're dense as a brick.

>>527067825
sure i'll join once i get my new pc up and running, please tell me you guys use mumble or something i hate discord

>>527068134
We are currently using discord but I would honestly like to migrate to mumble because discord voip is so garbage and delayed. I'll look into it

>>527068134
Yeah I can provide a mumble server. YAY!

>>527068216
sweet, i heard teamspeak got a revamp but they made it more discord-y, just trying to copy their style. what roles are available?

One time when it was one of my first times playing on a freak fortress 2 server it was my turn to be the boss and then this really cringe music started playing with these cringe voice lines then I got hit by the Sandman and it was revealed that I was Hatsune Miku, I instantly let everyone kill me when I saw that and will never play as her again, it only happened because I didn't know how to choose boss so it just gives randoms.

>>527068941
Either scout, prefarably flank scout (which is more fun anyways lawl)
Either soldier (but preferably roamer which is more fun anyways lawl)
Medic

>>527068909
The post that saved /tf2g/

>>527069120
what's wrong with hatsune miku?

>>527070043
She's not sucking my dick right now

>>527070043
Ugly and shit music

>>527071570
be nice.

Why is /tf2g/ so dead?

>>527074662
People have jobs (probably)

>>527067825
It's tomorrow at 930 EDT (630 PDT) now

>>527075479
>tf2g
>jobs
Nah they are more likely to be busy jerking off in their goon discord caves or something.

>>527076620
I'm doing this

>Team can't push past first point pier

Pier fucking sucks and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't

>>527066743
Chadgaea won, and is TF2-related

>Check pending friends
>Traderfag rejected my friend request

Its settled then. Going back to buying knives

>>527065942
[sad news]
Zoomer gods just keep winning

>>527081458
>transcoded
what

totally not seething

>>527082009
This but unironically

>>527082224
I am seething because I am a retarded anime sissy. I kneel.

>>527082009
Scout, why are you running to the cliff on Upward? Scout no!

>>527082417
I'm sorry I'm a worthless cucked sissy. I have no right to ask, but please forgive me.

You're trying way too hard to fit in underageb&-kun

>>527083156
That's right. You made a good point.

anime website anime board anime thread

>>527083446
It was... it used to be... I remember when it was... but then, superior NewGods raided and pillaged and enslaved and raped our anuses... we were made into worthless puppets, controlled by our new masters... this is the tragedy of us oldkeks... 4chan used to be our kingdom, but now we clean the feet of NewGods... and yet, I'm not unhappy with this development...? That's right, death to anime, death to the old, in with the new!!!

>>527082009
>>527082224
>>527082417
>>527082417
I'm going to have a mental breakdown. Please... don't leave me...

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198026903673
Profile of the chad who got scammed out of his golden pan?

>>527084094
>Team Fortress 2
>last played 10 Jun
Good end

>>527083446
Nur nur nur

New heavy sandwich

>>527084356
That's not a sandwich.

>>527084356
Funke reference

Why does the respawn timer resets when any of the team caps?
That always has been a thing?

>>527084094
>>527084243
https://steamcommunity.com/id/mvmgoober/
sad real end: he became extremely addicted to mvm

>>527084287
all of them have anime image reactions

>>527084561
>26,000
You can't be serious... THIS is how it ends?

>>527084561
>Texas
zesty alt?

>>527084593
No they don't.

>>527084561
>Ambassador: (Tour 898# , 2C)

>>527084561
who did this guy piss off to have assholes treating him as a lolcow itt?

TOURS:
>Oil Spill: 1
>Steel Trap: 1 (Australium Count: 0)
>Two Cities: 935 (Australium Count: 26, Four Box Count: 5)
>Mecha Engine: 80 (Australium Count: 0)
>Gear Grinder: 30 (Australium Count: 0)
TOTAL: 1047 (Australium Count: 26)

>>527085269
Bait or can you not see why people would meme on a guy who lost an item worth thousands to a scam most kids wouldn't fall for (while also putting thousands of hours into the shitty pve)

Wondering what the next TF2 trend on YouTube will be now that the unlock talk has run its course.

>>527085069
they do, anime is found in every single board

>>527085624
so if your grandma falls for a scam and you lost your family fortune it would be funny too?

Really love this loadout I currently have for my heavy. So nice to find cosmetics of different sets that fit perfectly with eachother.

>>527085967
No because I know my grandma and because said family fortune wasn't a digital pan accumulated by wasting away in an elaborate casino.
The real reason this guy deserves to be memed on is that he didn't learn any lesson and is still MVMing

Just got a bot in a game, weird thing is he was trying to reconnect to the server after getting kicked
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198906883510/

>>527085559
imagine either grinding or playing MvM once in awhile and get nothing good while pablogooko2009 gets a golden pan on tour one

things that make /tf2g/ retards seethe and melty about trannies unprompted:
garfield
hatsune miku
anime on an anime website

>>527086790
add miku next to garfield in this pic. and also demofloyd

>>527086789
I really only play a tour twice a year. Just because I can play it doesn't make it not gambling

>>527086790
also fempyro

>>527087602
oh yeah good call
should add konata as well

>>527084356
>>527084479
Yeah it is. It was decided long ago.

>>527076620
Couldn't be me. I've got a career :)

>>527086790
We're not on an anime website though.

I really need that BA x TF2 collab

>>527088217
*scrolls slightly upward*

>>527088327
You see non anime versions of those too.

>>527088602
The vast majority of them are anime, and you'll forever be coping about it

>>527086173
That's not bad

>>527088313
I don't think that's gonna happen anon. most of the tf2 player base hate pedophiles, so they don't have any clue what BA even is

>>527089284
Watch your mouth... Zesty plays BA. Are you really gonna accuse him of that?

>>527086790
We're on an anime website though.

saw this under a tf2ber video

>>527087985
Idk if I’d call what you have a career but you definitely have a job at least

>>527092219
>saw this under a tf2ber video
but anon... the heart icon there means its your channel...

>>527092325
I'm a department manager rising in the ranks of the company slowly but surely, making salary pay. I'd say that's career-ish

>>527092549
how do i delete a post

>>527092969
You can't. Delete your channel now.

>>527092969
>>527092549
>>527091665
same energy

>>527092219
>>527092969

>>527091665
troon mentality if you think about it

>>527093941
>see section of steam profile
>think of trannies
but totally not obsessed

>>527094272
you're right, im not

>>527092969
>>527093515

There's something really funny about seeing xx666epicspinerxx on red team sat next to 2 sentries in an impossible to reach spot but he's still wearing the razorback

85.117.240.123:27060

>>527092549
>>527092969
>>527093093
>>527093515
>>527093601
>>527095223
Should’ve just embraced it and posted his channel

>>527096770
I thought it was Giygas for a second

>>527097797
It's bullshit. I like it.

why are YOU not playing Lambda Fortress?

Why are there Yoshi eggs in Swiftwater? Haha

why is scout compatibility so bad these days? i used to run every map without any issues but now half the maps i join have no scout compatibility and you have to go through all these loops to even get it

>>527098136
i injected something into them

>>527098032
im waiting for the steam release

>>527096770
no no no NO NO NO NO NO

>>527059313
why is konata so smug when she's about to be plapped on the spot

You WILL use my md5 filter list to filter gacha pics spam
You WILL NOT engage with trannies/pedophiles/porn addicts
You WILL be happy
https://pastebin.com/ZAWL27RX

don't care
!nominate dustbowl
rtv

I'm too stupid to know how to use a filter

>>527101125
>tranime
>doesn't know how to use 4chanx
not surprising

>>527101125
>install 4chan X
>go to the Wrench icon (settings)
>click on the Filter tab
>open the drop down menu and click Image MD5
>copy paste the contents of the pastebin into that

>>527100636
my heroes

>>527101359
>didn't even try to make your post tf2 related
Holyshit you tranime freaks are annoying

>>527102056
Konata is tf2 by default though however newfag-kun.

>>527102382
BASED

>>527102382
Imagine being so pathetic you even know the name of these chink cartoons
https://youtu.be/OFQQALduhzA

>>527026443
Exactly, don't forget the fast respawn times as well

>>527102382
so that means things like sonic and killing floor are related since tf2 showed up in those games also, right?

QUICKPLAY IS BACK BABY
https://quickplay.tf/

I made an image that said "Medic says no to trans rights" a really long time ago and saw it posted in this thread a few times, but I lost it. Does anyone have it? It uses the PNG of him huffing the Kritzkrieg

>>527103072
I'd rather talk about Sonic here than TF2 so I wouldn't mind

>>527035167
Compile Pal would have stopped compiling in this case.

>>527102056
I'm one of those.

>>527103310
cream is for sex

>>527035573
Kino desu

>>527103072
sex with rouge

>>527104346
>>527104634
what about honey?

Update this week bros

>>527105064
sure why not

>>527105079
I KNEW IT!!!

>>527105079
0 fucking chance bro

Update next week bros

>>527105079
>>527105968
I trust those posts

>>527105968
>>527105079
5 and update is tomorrow

the update:
>fixed a bug where the sandman has a throwable baseball

>>527104634
Go away furry, nobody likes you!

>>527105968
:o

>>527109345
everyone's furry for rouge thoughbeit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyB3njUjzMI
An all-new TF2 podcast is out

>527113934
that thumbnail looks like cringe

>>527113934
I don't care about e-celebs at all sorry.

>>527114134
I just think it might make for interesting background noise while I'm working

>>527102382
lmao this just reminded me of the mandrill autist

Strange Part: Gibus-Wearing Player Kills

>>527014220
>over half the "OP" is random fucking "news"
garbage, no one will ever use your OP. learn to take no for an answer

>>527105968
>Vtumour reaction image

>>527114221
why not just music?

We can make lots of edits of this image!

>>527115068
wtf I love these two now

which /tf2g/ anime girl works as a stand-in for medic

>>527115551
She's technically not a real anime girl but Valentine Skullgirls

>>527115068
because for some reason music distracts me too much
Well, it depends on the genre and what I'm doing, but I can't listen to music while working. I'll put up some music while I'm cooking or while I'm exercising or something, but not while I'm working

>>527115808
if only any of this applied to you who has never had sex and has no life

>>527115551
None because childish memes are shit.

>>527115909
What songs do you like?

all my settings reset to default
why the hell

Is the right fit for the member of the team?

>>527116372
bummer. but going forward, make sure you have your autoconfig backed up somewhere else. all fraggers should

>>527115909
just listen to something that fits your activity.

>>527116375
>>527116562
bigger

>>527116475
Isn’t he supposed to be their boss? Sitting behind that desk in that comfy chair staging hits and bribing politicians while the mercs shoot each other?

>>527116095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU

What's the song that plays on the radio in vsh_hella_swag?

>>527116760
>>527116936

>>527116372
Did you open TF2 using a different account on your usual PC?

>>527116375
>>527116562
>>527116760
>>527116936
Happy to see more Fempyro posters

>>527117849
I crashed with an engine error right now and it reset all my shit again. I also had an issue downloading a custom map.

Anti-tranime retards are neo-Something Awful goons thoughBEIT
I bet these fags would hate Chudsty for liking anime too

>>527113934
casual has really good commentary. might have to listen to it sometime

more dogslop maps and gamemodes that will go untouched the moment summer ends please more shitslop hats more slop mmmhhh delicious

>>527122771
Robot Destruction, Special Delivery, and Arena died for this

>>527116734
It works in TF2Classic where you just have to escort his vulnerable ass around as an objective but otherwise nah

>>527123864
hey man but at least we got good maps such as... uh... hmmmmm.. uuhhhh...ehhhhhh... yeah...

>>527116734
TF2C presents him that way but I think he was always meant to be an important rich guy and not necessarily their boss

>>527008823 (OP)
>play sniper
>feel bad because sniper is complete ass to play against
>equip objectively shittier sniper
>feel better
they really thought of everything didn't they

Zesty's autism about only putting his overedited full feature videos on the main channel is weird, there's no reason for this podcast to be on the alt channel

>>527126782
It's the same kind of autism Jerma has where he abandoned his main channel with more subscribers for the alt channel so now the main channel rots while the alt channel gets all the videos. Never understood it

>>527124902
we got wutville

>>527127987
Wutville really should be year round like snowycoast or viaduct

>>527127987
Wutville was only fun when literally everyone was trying to do the exploit to get under the map. And I mean it was every single person on the server.

dota > team fortress

weakest bait imaginable

>>527113934
>31:00 why did the fans become the author of Team Fortress 2
That's a good way of putting it, you shouldn't really ever want the fans to become the authors and this goes for anything.

>get through a match where 2 medics and 2 phlog pyros top score and they all just spam ez in the chat after they win in overtime in a payload match where both teams won last point
Feed these dull niggers into a saw cock first, I'd hope to God it was ez with that kinda fag strat

>>527086790
Only thing i seethe about is Phlogfags, vaccinator, tomislav, razorback, diamondback, wrangler and rifle using snipers, Garfield is cute and funny

>>527133238
It's okay to just post tranime titties in this general anon. The majority of the posters nor do the mods care as long as it anime girls or loli. So you can stop trying to make a "conversation" happen. You saw this image and wanted to share it with all your bros on /tf2g/. It's fine.

>persian persuader doesn't have crits
what a piece of shit

there should be a shield that gives crits to your grenade launcher

>>527133963
I agree that Medic girlfriending is incredibly gay behavior, but Phlog is one of the easiest weapons to counter in the game; you can stack Heavies or build a sentry or two, or simply benefit from the slow chip damage that the Detonator or Scorch shot tend to provide and build Uber quickly if they aren't Detonator jumping and playing fast.

>>527134867
We already have Dota 2 promotionals
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Dota_2

>>527136594
You're a little retard you know that?

>>527136594
those items basically don't exist

>>527136594
anon....

still queuing up for a non-hightower payload race map because for some godforsaken reason it's considered an "alternative" game mode
what were they thinking?

>>527116375
Pyrocynical is a tf2g poster?

>>527140771
Casualtards don't have an issue with long queue times, chud. 2.5 hours? Sounds good to me!

>>527113934
UFRbros...nobody will watch us now...

>>527141164
https://youtu.be/Cl9l8R7vrU8?&t=158
he mentioned that 4chan hates mcvicker so either he is a /vg/tf2g or a /v/sneedclave, and he seems to be more of a tf2 fan than a fallout fan..

Back from playing on Castaway.tf server
I was playing on Harvest, that Minecraft Payload map, the Mario Kart map, and that Balloon Race map

>>527147906
How good at the game are castaway regulars? Are they better than Uncletopians?

>>527040805
What a straight 4channer

>>527116375
Deviantartslop

>>527153102
are you blind? it's makeagif.com CHOW

>>527153102
At least it's TF2 related, so it isn't slop.

>>527113934
UFRbros... after all the dick sucking... we've been left behind...

>>527156260
I still have no idea how quickscoping works.

>>527150391
I dunno
I started playing on Castaway.tf since they added Singapore servers

>>527156260
I have literally been quickscoped one(1) time after the cheater genocide 2? years ago. It used to happen in every match.

>>527150391
depends
sometimes you see washed up veterans with the reaction speed of a snail and a few who look like they're on drugs and have human aimbot
sometimes you just see literal fresh installs figuring out the game
sometimes there are comp players but they're very few
and there's that one guy micspamming

oh and mario kart is on the server now for some reason. i wonder why

How do we fix /tf2g/?

drone strike demofloyd's house

obsessed with DFloyd award

>>527157359
Probably banning zesty discussion or something would be a good start

Make a new disguise kit unlock for the Spy

>>527156408
When an unscoped Sniper quickly scopes in and immediately lands a headshot kill

>>527158938
That wouldn't instantly kill you though.

>>527159080
For 5/9 classes it does though

Why did Nathan Vetterlein have to become a normie?

What's wrong with being a normie?

>>527159557
They are neurotypical people who get boring jobs because they want to.

>>527159708
I feel like any sane adult would rather have a job and live comfortably than be a NEET who ends up homeless or dead once their parents are out of the picture

Why did Grant Goodeve abandon us?

>>527159991
Probably got spammed with a bazillion of emails asking him to say Engineer gaming

>>527159557
"Normies", which colloquially refers to people who have commonplace interests and hobbies, can be viewed negatively for a number of reasons. Some people consider the most popular interests and hobbies to be boring and regard their enthusiasts to be "low-brow" and "uncultured". Being incapable of expressing enjoyment in more niche interests can also be seen as a sign of insecurity. Paradoxically, western society broadly approves of people who do not conform to the established practices of western society. It's important to note that personal opinions concerning "normalcy" depend on one's cultural upbringing and the wider atmosphere of what is accepted.

>>527156260
Be nice. For a lot of these people this is all they have

Theres a tf2ber who i agree with in the majority of issues but he make it a point to antagonize my community and make his entire fanbase hate us so i cant realistically consider him anything other than an enemy even if i agree with much of what he says
What do ?

>>527046680
wow a whole nickel

>>527158208
Getting rid of you would be a welcome change. You're the second worst poster in this general.

>>527157359
bring back the community events, the 6v6 pugs, all that jazz
make it 4v4 koth if we dont have enough players
Im down

>>527161487
But what does that image have to do with it?

>>527163335
hes the resident porn addict, he cant stop himself from adding porn to his posts, its physically impossible for him
i pray for his soul

>>527162491
if he's right, he's right

>>527163335
The paragraph discusses the concept of "normies"—people with commonplace interests and hobbies—and the varied perceptions surrounding them. Some view these interests as boring or "low-brow," associating enthusiasts with a lack of sophistication or insecurity, especially if they don’t engage with niche pursuits. Ironically, Western society often celebrates nonconformity, though opinions on "normalcy" are shaped by cultural upbringing and societal norms.
The anime image of the white-haired character in a white bikini and open shirt, with blue eyes and a confident pose, ties into this by representing a niche interest—anime culture—that contrasts with "normie" hobbies. This character, with her stylized black accents and bold attire, embodies a departure from mainstream tastes, potentially elevating her status as a symbol of nonconformity. The image thus serves as a visual of a niche passion, highlighting the paradox of societal approval for nonconformity while some still judge it as "low-brow" depending on cultural context.

>>527163335
you are supposed to ignore the text attached and jerk off

>>527164224
i can support his arguments but i will never support him, hes made it clear that my community is his enemy, and has taught his fanbase to hate us, why would anyone on my community support him after that? it only begs the question of why shouldnt we teach our on communities to hate him

>>527164109
It's not porn.

>>527164372
I don't wank to cartoons.

>>527164372
i ignored the image and pleasured myself to that high-caliber writing instead.

>>527164372
That's what I just did.

>flank the enemy team unnoticed
>try to kill a high value target
>whiff all your shots
is there a worse feel?

>>527164914
it is, porn isnt just bare tits and penis going into vagina

>>527165352
Watching your parents die

>>527165352
become a laughing stock after releasing one of the worst updates in any video game

>>527165352
getting scammed out of my golden pan

Be the soldier your nation wants you to be, join the fight at de.goblincock.tf
>Joining through console
connect de.goblincock.tf

>>527165352
Being skinned alive

>>527165352
Cumming in a greasegirl

>>527164529
like i said
if he's right, he's right
you can say you agree with him but hate him personally
not conceding when you know he's right will just make you look stupid

>>527165820
i'm doing my part!

>>527165693
>>527165695
>>527165757
>>527165846
>>527165862
i meant a worse feeling from playing TF2

>>527165970
Being skinned alive while playing TF2

>>527166130
kek

>>527165352
Is this sped up?

>>527165898
the thign is i dont agree with him in everything, i only agree in most of his things, hes definatelly wrong on trying to shift the blame on us for dumb shit OTHERS made

>>527166376
like anon said
if he's right, he's right
you can say you agree with him but hate him personally
not conceding when you know he's right will just make you look stupid

>>527162491
Which one

>>527166821
hes right in some stuff and wrong in others
i dont have to concede that hes right in everything when hes not, and i dont have to acknowledge him or praise him if he hates my guts and wants the relationship between my community and his to be purely confrontational
Its like pretending to be friends and smile to a guy who hates your guts, why would i do that?

>>527166334
yea its about double speed notice the seconds in the timer at top left

>>527167437
Why the hell should it be sped up?

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3488689172
Valve should add a sea mine caber variant that critical hits when you're below your enemy, but deals less damage other. It would mainly be used to kill Spies who try to stairstab you.

>>527170125
valve should buff og caber first

>>527170125
valve should revert every single weapon nerf

>>527170472
valve should nerf every weapon into the ground so that people will only use stock and we will retvrn to 2007

valve should just crash item server again

>>527170567
akshually many stock weapons and classes have different stats from 2007
>airblast didnt exist and flames worked completelly differently
>spy movespeed was slower
>medic's medigun couldnt raise his speed up to faster classes he's healing
>sniper rifle had different stats and could random crit on unscoped shots
>pistols didnt have automatic fire
>there wasnt automatic reload

>>527170924
personally i'd like it if they removed airblast but pyro is already not so hot in terms of power so they would need to give him a boost elsewhere

>>527170707
could've just ended at valve should just crash

>VIP mode uses the same shitty voice lines for the classes used in VSH
No thanks/Not interested

>>527171775
PLEASE GOD remove.

>>527171065
its okay, not all 9 classes have to be good at everything
pyro was meant to be only good in close quarters anyway plus hes always been a sort of afterthought, theres only so much variety you can have with like 5 proper "direct combat" classes

>>527171775
>obesssing over details
the important part is it actually plays like regular TF2 for the most part

>>527172952
Details are important because the people who made those bad decisions made the rest of the mode too.

>>527173209
same could be said for TF Team and TF2 as a whole yet here we are

Why is /tf2g/ so dead?

>>527172952
The classes speaking every few seconds in their "not voice" is quite a big deal
People were already criticizing this for VSH but fuck it I guess because criticism = harassment towards the voice actor

Remember to thank /ourguy/ vipes for making the SΣΛRΣD SORCΣRΣR which references a gigachad roleplaying game (Final Fantasy) and getting it accepted instead of the runic robes from Deltarune.

Will the 3MP0RIVM TRVK3 destroy TF2 community?

>>527178354
>locks the steam group/discord for 2 weeks until it's old news

>>527178002
>The classes speaking every few seconds in their "not voice" is quite a big deal
NTA but wdym? got a link to this?

>>527179758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcUmiafRERw
The mercs use these voice lines in VIP mode (for example when looking at the Mobster)

>>527180147
heavy is particularly terrible

>>527180147
oh yeah theres range from mediocre to terrible. And its the same guy for every character isnt it?
>scout
not terrible but it does sound like any random who imitates scout's voice, plus its a bit too raspy and low pitched for scouts
>soldier
doesn't sound that much that soldier but it gets a pass because the original VA is dead and Valve's own VA replacement still sounds different than the original too
>demoman
>HES OVA THERE
i legit thought it was the mobster who said this. Demoman's voice line are awful, it doesnt sound AT ALL like him
>heavy
other than being low pitched, sounds nothing like heavy, sounds like a new character alltogether, not even slavic
>engineer
surprisingly accurate at times but constantly falls off the "regular engineer voice"
>medic
completelly flanderized, high pitched charicature of the medic's typical voice
>sniper
way too low pitched and doesnt fit the original mockery of an australian accent
>spy
too low pitched

>>527178097
Why should I? He’s a furry. And even worse a furry vtuber.

>>527181972
tf2 is a furry-coded game, plenty of people here play in the Furry Pound even if they're not furries

>>527178097
Thank you Viped

>>527180147
I don't get it, why not use the original actors who are still alive?? so fucking disrespectful......

>>527167174
so does he actually hate you or do you just think he does because other people tell you to think that
maybe have a 1 on 1 convo with them

>>527165352
>16fps
>280p
>.mp4
>1.1mb
I need to finish my webm command generator this was awful to watch

what vpk mods do you run in TF2?
mine:
>no botkillers
>no skins
>no hats
>no unusuals
makes the game look way more tasteful and nice imo

What cheat do you guys use? I'm thinking any free undetected one cause I wanted to try it out for the first time considering it's the norm in 2025.

>>527184468
I have a mod that makes everyone look like me, have my name and avatar and automute everyon because it's all about me people can't be different than me

>>527185981
lmaobox is the og for a reason

>>527178097
Nah. Fuck Vipes. He would have been a good lolcow to milk if Metabolic and Drew didn’t fuck up so badly. Now he’s protected status instead.

>>527150391
EU castaway is infinitely better than uncletopia regulars. Every gabber video with EU footage is of him getting fragged every other life.

NA castaway is full of furfags and trannies that suck dick at the game. Gabber video with NA footage rarely has him dying and going on long killstreaks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgmYP-0Fx2Q
HiGPS (and Uncle Dane in teh comments) make a very good point, that when working with older people, projects barely ever have issues and people just act... maturely, aka they act their age.

While with younger people they act just outright childish, stir up drama, dont work as a team, try to be the protagonist, etc, and thats the reason so many community projects fail honestly

>>527103072
In my own opinion, Anon? Yes. TF2's own comics say that the game itself is a documentary of the events that happened in-universe, so that means everything is canon.

E v e r y t h i n g .

>>527180147
The thing that really grinds my gears about this is that all of these voicelines are totally unneccessary. Why do we need voice lines for wall climbing? Why do we need Overwatch-style "pick the healer" reminders?

what should the next op 'ic be

anime pornography

more konata

>>527187253
Isn't Dane's butt budy idubbbz in deep shit for nor being able to manage a project right now?

did 'ty win yet?

>>527187653
idubbz is a shithead yeah, i dont really know how close they are together considering all the other drama ive seen about idubbz abandoning or even fucking over his friends but thats completelly unrelated to TF2 and only tangentially related to uncle dane

why is /tf2g so 'ad?

>>527187253
Isn’t Vipes stealing a bunch of the patreon money for Fallout 76 atoms also the reason why Creators died? There was proof of this.

>>527188058
Vipes killed creators.tf? He just keeps getting more and more BASED

how does a server goes from having 0 players to having people actually join to 10 players, which in turn makes other people interested in joining?
99% of servers have this catch22 situation where nobody plays because nobody plays
how do the active community servers manage to have people join every day, even when the server is at 0 players to kickstart it for the day?

>>527188986
It doesn't, that's why we need NQuTickRplay.

>>527188986
goblin cock was just a group of friends who've hosted a server before. They all decide to play on the server at once
there's a number of servers that meet up exactly at Xpm on a specific day and that you just have to know of that server's existence

>>527189741
so it needs like the backbone of a community, like at least 10 regulars to actually kickstart the server everyday and have randoms join, is that right? is that how it used to be in the past too before quickplay or casual?

>>527187752
yes, it won long ago
>>527189741
yeah this is the meta, a discord / steam group where a guy will say something like "@all let's get on the server"

>>527187840
dane and ian are still close, as far as I'm aware
I'm pretty sure Dane still shows up on Ian and his wife's zero views podcast, and he also does the editing for it, I think
That might've changed, however. I haven't checked out their garbage podcast in a while

>>527190472
That thing idubbbz married looks fucking vile.

>>527190723
she is, but she was also Ian's first and only gf (who used to be a titty streamer, funnily enough), so he got immediately pussywhipped by her

>>527189885
half and half yeah. a lot of the servers back in the day were clan servers, so that'd happen a ton. Even with servers that were not officially clans, established servers would have regulars and they would do that as well
nobody likes seeding a server

Post sprays you find in the wild.

>>527190472
I wonder if Ian got Dane to record Hasan fucking his wife.

>>527188986
Scheduling play sessions, essentially. Unless you have some mega bait in the server name like FREE ITEMS X1000 ALL CRITS INSTANT RESPAWN, people aren't going to join at zero players. Only exceptions would be eceleb servers like maybe Zesty or huge server chains like Skial, but skial servers probably don't ever drop below 10 players to begin with.
It doesn't help that most of the player base is in casual instead of the server browser.

>>527188986
Think of what you want your server to be, who you wanna have on it and what "gimmick" will you have. Having a scheduled helps, if you are not an eceleb maintaining a server is hard you need to always compromise with the people you have on.

If you become to ban happy or listen to the wrong people the server will die off. The server will consume a large part of your day specially for the first few months.

>>527189741
Since this guy mentioned goblin cock, the server has an FOV plugin, so people who like higher FOV are more likely to stay in the server. That's the "main" gimmick the goblin servers have

>>527187090
Hi Yikes, don't you have futa dicks to be modeling?

E-celebs are bad and you should feel bad talking about them

>>527188058
>There was proof of this.
The only thing there was proof of was that it was Moonly Days (the project lead) who was stealing the patreon money. He was the only one who had access to it and he wasn't giving the money to Jonathan. Jonathan was having to pay out of pocket while Moonly Days spent it on a Valve Index.

Drew and Metabolic tried to pin it on Vipes by posting an out of context screenshot of Vipes buying atoms with his own money on Steam, nothing linked it to Creators.tf. That wasn't proof of anything except him being an idiot with his money.

And here's the thing, the more you try to keep that rumor going, what, 5 years later? The more Moonly Days gets to walk free having literally stolen money.

Behead those who insult the Emporium

Behead those who insult Zesty

Behead those who get killed by the Eyelander

Behead those who get headshot killed by the hitman's heatmaker.

Behead those who get gibbed by explosive damage

>behead those wh-
Hol up, tf2 doesn't actually behead anyone it just shrinks your head

>>527197063
Glad to know you know that old chestnut, Anon!

>>527195636
Keep lying to yourself and others Vipes. Maybe one day people will believe you.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/311140569/#311141597

>>527195636
Vipes my man. You need to stop lying about you not knowing why you were banned from the emporium. You got a ban for being a pedophile racist.

I know vipes is bad because the literal child molesters in the emporium told me so.

>>527199038
>gets healed by medi gun once

>>527198557
Let’s not forget about him saying this, being a literal transphobe.

If we have e-celebs in the OP maybe then nobody would talk about e-celebs

>>527014448
Backbiter's Billycock.

remind me again how vipes isn't our guy
>hates trans people, finds the concept of transsexualism creepy
>responsible for some high-quality cosmetics such as the Seared Sorcerer
>the source of much grief for literal child molesters in the Emporium
>lives rent free in the tiny heads of Drew and Metabolic
>doesn't afraid of anything
I was formerly indifferent towards Vipes but now I realize that he's /tf2g/ culture.
Your misinformation campaign failed. LOL!

>>527201891
>Seared Sorcerer
this is the exact hat I would think of if someone said "transgender pyro main"
anyway he's not our guy because the only thing i know about him is that he gets posted here intermittently by dramafags who expect you to have read 10,000 pages of raporium discord logs

Metabolic, I fear that our misinformation campaign has backfired spectacularly. I fear that we have awoken a sleeping giant (/tf2g/) and filled him with a terrible resolve.

>>527014448
Scout: Batter's Helmet.
Soldier: Shellmet.
Pyro: Tie between Airtight Arsonist, Foster's Facade, and several other masks. Fuck the Last Breath and Rusty Reaper.
Demoman: Buccaneer's Bicorne and King Of Scotland Cape.
Heavy: Hunter Heavy and Warhood.
Engineer: Texas Ten Gallon, Winter Back-Up, and Dry Gulch Gulp.
Medic: Das Maddendoktor and Archimedes.
Sniper: Jarmaments.
Spy: Not sure if I have it, but the Blood Banker.

Favorite Multiclass: Rifleman's Rally Cap.
Favorite Unusual: Nuts 'N Bolts Company Man. I love themed cosmetics!

>>527198557
>>527199713
holy shit i love vipes now!??!?!

>>527199713
Hate to be that guy, but it was later found out that is an edited image. He was talking about transhumanism.

Do (You) think someone from the EMPORIVM will -ack themselves for real the moment the TRVKE drops?

>>527204079
He's actually talking about Automatic transmissions. You would be creep out if you ever seen a valve body.

>>527188058
>>527198557
>>527199713
>tries to pwn vipes
>posts the funniest and based shit possible
either a psyop from vipes himself to make us like him or emporium troons are so mentally stunted they can't read the room

http://medic.tf/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nJYEAcdHHY
New fundraiser just dropped

>>527204564
Lmao this looks like a massive grift

If you wanted a tf2 vinyl now is the chance niggas!!!
https://x.com/valvestudioorch/status/1933276608053526862
https://valve.lnk.to/tf2
Free Hat!!

>>527204564
>40k
>not for charity but to make the video
flight tickets for the demo(heavy)/medic voice actors, renting a hospital room for one scene and a prop weapons cant be that expensive right..

>>527198162
> an out of context screenshot of Vipes buying atoms with his own money on Steam, nothing linked it to Creators.tf.
Congrats, you did nothing but link to what I said. Why are you so desperate to cover for Moonly Days stealing the patreon money by trying to deflect to someone who had no access to the money?

>>527198557
I'm not Vipes, stop deflecting to some unrelated shit.

>>527205782
>>527195636
it's pretty clear this moonly person is the one trying to pin this on vipes, he got away with stealing thousands and is still trying to blame some random person

e-eetto...
appudēto doko??

>>527206176
sex

>>527206176
What class does she main?

>>527206515
Hair and ears like that aren't attractive.

>>527191049
were they clans in the sense of a community? or clans in the sense of comp guys that would "fight" other clans?>>527198557
how is anything he said here racist? are we gonna pretend like albino africans and whites have the same facial structure? theres nothing racist about reality
>>527199713
damn, vipes is like, a normal person

>>527197063
funny thing is the same shit happens in GTA vice city and san andreas, they just reduce the head to an infinitelly small size lol

>>527207418
homo

>>527208119
Super straight people aren't into elves.

>>527204564
>medic.tf
if it wasnt for the fact they already did meet the real heavy and the fact the medic VA is promoting this i would've thought this was a huge scam
idk how much a short costs but 40k doesnt seem like that much, thats like a TV advert budget or something right?

>>527208371
but they are into brats

>>527204564
they made a comically large sniper rifle prop for the Meet the Real Sniper lol
https://youtu.be/0IkK3KiBiR8&t=53

>>527206176
>I main soldier

>>527208931
Not cartoon ones.

>>527209989
nice try glowie

>>527207526
>were they clans in the sense of a community? or clans in the sense of comp guys that would "fight" other clans?
both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwFOLiRRFJc

HRT Soldier be like
>I am a woman! Raah!
HRT Demo be like
>Ka-poo-ie!

>>527210617
man... clan war culture was SOUL
what mode even is that? what map?

>>527210650
I don't get it.

>>527191049
>>527210617
i feel like there was a distinction between clans and comp, i remember clan wars being completelly disorganized pub games between large communities of mostly casual players, whereas "comp teams" where much better trained and organized.
Clans also had their own webistes and forums and potentially dozens or even hundreds of members while a comp team was usually just a handful of people, enough for the comp format of choice plus a few subs in case someone's missing
In early TF2 both terms often are confused or used interchangeably but i do feel like theres a slight distinction in my experience
t. was in some clans from other games during the 2000's and got into comp TF2 in the early 2010's

My heart sinks every time I see a Persian Persuader Demoknight on my team.

>>527212748
People still use that sword?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJb4Nnd4JA0
KINO

>>527206176
what body type is this?

>>527214253
underage/underweight

You will never be able to frag on the same level as Chad Magic

>>527215458
who

>>527216554
he's a sigma youtuber that i watch on my phone in school. he skibidi

>>527215458
he cheats

>>527216554
blatantly cheating sniper main who was caught in 4k by VenusianRapper, the KING of /tf2g/

>>527218235
so?

>>527206176
are those self-harm scars on the thighs

>>527219496
cheating is bad, anon

>>527219496
What's going on big guy?

why is payload so popular? is it its accessability? is it the fact it focuses the action around a single objective thats extremelly easy to understand? the fact that theres only one objective like koth rather than the 2 objectives of CTF (1.- defend your flag 2.- capture the enemy flag) or 5cp (1.- defend your point 2.- capture the enemy point)

>>527220190
people love doing nothing for minutes on end then capping one point and then doing nothing again

>join server
>Spawn camping
>Join another
>map change
>Another
>Last about to be capped
>Again
>Empty server

Wonderful.

>>527219845
Ugly pic

>>527220190
It's the mode least shafted by casual because the cart forces the pace a bit

Did a little digging into the whole Vipes thing. Saw this image come up a few times. Did a google streetview of the d0x of Vipes. This image was taken outside of his home. Not a streetview, but actually taken outside of it. Guy has a mentally unwell stalker thanks to Metabolic and Drew, and I wonder if he even knows it.

>>527220641
Don't worry here's the real one.

>>527221232
He does know it why the fuck do you think we know? He's been talking about it to Zesty and put out a video about it. Death to emporium gangstalkers.

Not all maps are created equal. Some maps work better in smaller player counts and others have layouts that favor bigger teams. Others are simply super versatile and work for almost anything.

Ideal player counts per gamemode
>Attack/Defend
16 to 24 (map dependant)
>Control Point
12 to 16
>King of the Hill
8 to 24 (map dependant)
koth_brazil: 8-14
koth_badlands: 8-14
koth_harvest: 8-16
koth_viaduct: 8-18
koth_lakeside and other large koth maps: 16-24
>Payload
16 to 24

Would you agree? Early maps like goldrush and dustbowl are made to be pretty tiny so i think they benefit from smaller player counts, while most other maps in their category can easily accomodate more players
I dont want to give my opinion on CTF or PLR because i barely ever play them so you're welcome to share your thoughts on those or any of the ones ive mentioned