Sign Anon Anniversary Edition
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Fireside LAN ended, EU victory, b4nny 6th place: https://x.com/FiresideCasts/status/1927168513044607168
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>Previous Thread>>526666743
(voice) Konata: get them blackies off my cart!!
I wonder if he still comes here
>>527009307Summoning Sign Anon as we speak
>>527009307I saw four of them about a week ago, all of them with "#KillWindows" in their name. I reported them all on steam and I have no clue if it will do anything, but it's better than leaving them be.
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199801279711
cheater in an overt way as sniper. Know we used to report when bots were awful, we still doing that now?
>>527009307Give their URLs, I'll report them too. Niggers that use cheats and bots are the only faggots I want to bury into the ground in this game desu
>>527009834>"#KillWindows"Linuxfags, when will they learn
>>527009307Yes... yeeees... that's very good... it was getting a little too chummy around here!
SNIPER: Yeah. Dad, I'm a... Y- Uh- I'm not a janitor, Dad; I'm a social media manager! Well, the difference being: one is a job, and the other's mental sickness!
Gamesense edition
>Community News and Eventsb4nny malding after scrims
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2481986915?t=00h38m31s
tfarena experimental 6s cup: cp_steel and an ultra-lenient weapon whitelist
https://tfarena.net/forums/threads/2
$5000 MGE.TF 1v1 World Championship Announced, biggest MGE prizepool to date
https://mge.tf/discord
poland.tf HL LAN anounced for July, first Highlander LAN since 2019
https://www.teamfortress.tv/65626/poland-tf-2025-highlander
RGB LAN (USA) announced for September
https://www.teamfortress.tv/65619/rgb-lan-8
TF2 Classic Hammer Month: The comp and the mapping community collaborate to run pugs on new TF2 Classic maps
https://comptf2c.com/2025/05/18/the-hammer-month-amp-the-damon-interview/
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>Previous Thread>>526666743
>>527014220To be fair b4nny malding after scrims is hardly news he does it every time
>>527014220those are not community news and events, those are competitive tournaments
tell me your favorite hat.
now.
>>527014476she's japanese
>>526705305>false cause fallacy>>526696878>appeal to authority fallacy>>526711663>ad populum fallacy>>526705448>>526701079>>526698076>anecdotal fallacy>appeal to exception fallacy>texas sharpshooter fallacy
>>527014427Do people actually read the op? Thought it was there just for looks and because oldfags would get mad if it got changed
>>527014427the competitive community is a community too, and they're the only ones curretnly organizing TF2 "meets" afaik in the form of LANs, where players not only attend to watch people play but also to meet each other IRL
i was trying to think of other community news but couldnt come up with anything. A minor update to TF2 Classic barely qualifies as news, and the TF2 SDK and TF2 sourcemods appearing in the steam store are months old news.
>>527014476She only plays scout
>>527014448chill chullo
>comfy>chill>will keep you warm>not made by emporium niggerssimple as.
>>527009110unironically where did the chigger go, he reported back after going and then vanished
>>527015054too busy fragging with bots gone to waste time posting on a congolese uranium export clearing house forum
>>527015134>implying i ever stated that those fallacies are the basis for why random crits are bad
>>527014448Detective noir with a brown paint
>>527008823 (OP)>1 year since signanonDoes anyone remember the exact date of the botnigger genocide? It was something like a month later maybe
>>527014448Hat with no name
>>527014476https://vocaroo.com/7ypWblLnO6X
>>527013031I think the exact line is "What would the difference be!?"
>>527015407>>527016468classy
>>527015624iconic
>>527015040its fine but looks out of place outside of snowy levels
>>527014448Cheaters Lament
Will TF2 ever get updated higher poly models like CSGO did?
>>527018913lmao that mustache looks awful. is it glued on?
>>527014448The Attendant. Cute little bowtie is the cherry on top
Nigas
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why is b4nny so racist
>The player limit for one match is 16 on the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, and 24 on the Windows edition
>Robin Walker references 10 player teams several times during early TF2 interviews
Robin: it's really, really, really hard to get 10 people who don't know each other, or 16 [...] to work like a team on the internet - https://www.ign.com/articles/2007/04/10/team-fortress-2-interview-2
Robin: How do you get 10 guys to act as a team - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OluETnUYJQA&t=450
>When trying to join a server with more than 24 slots, you will get a warning that TF2 was not balanced or optimized for that many players.
>The opposite warning doesn't exist when you join a server with a player cap lower than 24. Even servers with only 8 slots display no warnings.
>From this we can safely assume TF Team never considered 12v12 the one and only way to play, but just the upper limit of how many players you can have together before things get too crazy balance-wise.
I wish we had more hightower-coded maps in the game
PLR used to be popular until casual happened, demonstrating how heavily presentation affects the player count of each gamemode
When people had the server browser and quickplay, they could see every gameplay represented equally
Now that people have Casual, the "core gamemodes" are ticked on by default, while PLR, doomsday and medieval modes are shoved down to "alternative modes" and have near no players when they used to be pretty popular before then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
female tf2 soldier if she real
>Team Fortress 2 workshoppers
YAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOO
Interesting tidbits from a Robin Walker interview for the comp community, Summer 2012
https://www.teamfortress.tv/257/robin-walker-on-competitive-tf2-and-future-updates
eXtine: Obviously a large focus of TF2 and the best way for new players to get involved with the game are the Public servers. These servers usually swing towards easy to understand maps that accommodate large player counts, such as: Dustbowl, Gold Rush, Badwater Basin, 2Fort, and Pipeline. With the vast majority of competitive TF2 matches being played using a 6v6 setup on CP maps such as Badlands, Granary, Well and smaller custom maps, how has this dichotomy affected the map making philosophy of the TF2 design team?
Robin: The quick summary is that it makes us less efficient, because it almost forces us to divide our workload up into work for each group. It's also disappointing that a couple of our most popular public game modes (Dustbowl style Attack/Defense, and Payload) don't really work at all with small team sizes. Still, we're optimistic as always, and are trying to tackle some of the problems that cause this split. We've got a map where we're trying out areas that modify themselves based on the number of players in the game, in the hopes that both public & competitive players can use it. We've got another new Attack/Defense map that's aimed at shorter, fixed time limit so that competitive teams can play a full round of it within the same timeframe that they play a 5 point CP match currently (unlike Dustbowl/Payload where matches could take over an hour). And we're got new 5 point CP & CTF maps in the works that we know will work for everyone.[/ia]
(Anon note: The new A/D map was cp_gorge, and the new 5cp and ctf maps were probably cp_5gorge and ctf_doublecross - https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=8124)
>>527024863CORRECTION: The interview dates back to July 2009, around the time of the War Update (Aka Soldier vs Demoman)
https://web.archive.org/web/20090722230038/https://communityfortress.com/tf2/news/exclusive-interview-with-valves-robin-walker.php
eXtine: This split between the well designed casual public server gameplay and the desires of more competitive gamers has always been a bit of a sore point for TF2. Do you feel like there needs to be an attempt to reconcile the two worlds of TF2 or does the competitive scene need to be accommodated separately from the public scene?
Robin: Clearly the two groups have different goals, and from that different desires, so our job is to try and find ways to please each of them without hurting the other. While doing that, we try and be as efficient as possible by making changes that serve both. That said, we occasionally do work specifically for one of the groups because the work is valuable enough even without the wide appeal. Examples of that would be things like the Payload game mode for public players, or Tournament mode & its associated server settings for competitive players.
[...]
Robin: Highlander mode is always something we thought was really neat, but it wasn't clear how valuable it'd be, because public players seem to want more than 9 players per team, and competitive players want less. Since the class limit feature lets you essentially organize it yourself, we thought we'd done enough.
I have to go through the blender tutorials again. Even then I thought I might be able to use these basemeshes for something here but they're too chibi for fortress
>>527025451bro is making funko pops in blender
>>527025678I ripped them from a shut down mmo. I thought they might be useful for a mod or something but theres no way dude. The proportions are too off even for tendies standards
Why did competitive capture the flag never take off? It's not like payload or attack-defend, where one team has an inherent advantage.
>>527025862>maplestory 2 modelsbased choice but shame you won't be using them
>>527025942 Core reasons CTF fell out of favor in competitive TF2
1. Stalemate-prone and repetitive gameplay
Competitive players often adopted highly defensive strategies, "turtling" in their own base with sentries, sticky traps, or heavy classes.
Once a team got a lead, they'd camp their intelligence room, forcing the other team to push into a fortress.
Matches would frequently devolve into long, passive stalemates rather than fluid, back-and-forth fights.
2. Lack of dynamic objectives
In CTF, objectives are static: both teams are always attacking and defending the same room.
In contrast, Control Point (CP) or Payload (PL) maps offer changing objectives, rotating spawn locations, and evolving map controlโwhich creates more varied pacing and decision-making.
3. No round resets
CTF doesnโt naturally reset the map or positions after a capture, unlike CP or Payload rounds.
This leads to snowballing or camping behavior, as there's no structural refresh to give the losing team a new foothold.
4. Unbalanced class roles
Certain classes like Engineer or Heavy become overly dominant on defense.
Medic and Scout, the staples of competitive 6v6, are much less impactful on CTF maps that are designed around base defense.
The mode doesnโt showcase team coordination and class synergy as well as CP does.
5. Poorly designed maps
Valveโs default CTF maps (like 2Fort) were never designed for balanced, fast-paced play.
Competitive players tried alternative maps (e.g., ctf_turbine_pro, ctf_haunt), but the core problems remained.
Community-made CTF maps couldnโt escape the fundamental flaws in the game modeโs structure.
6. Game pacing and match length
CTF matches tend to drag on without a clear end, especially if neither team is aggressive.
Competitive formats prioritize predictable match lengths and non-stalemate-prone design, which CP and KOTH deliver better.
>>527026081You're very welcome!
If you ever want to dig deeper into TF2 history, formats, or anything elseโjust give me a shout. Have fun fragging!
>>527026016World isn't ready for the power of thick chibis
>>527026315'Tis a shame. They were great. Amount of UGC was awesome, too. Hope you do something with them later down the line though.
>>527025942imo if TF2 adopted the "stopwatch CTF" where teams take turns for offense and defense like in Quakeworld Team Fortress it could be pretty fun. its still pretty repetitive though as the whole gameplay loop is spending 10 minutes trying to rush into the enemy base to steal their flag and then spend 10 minutes camping a room trying to stop them from doing the same thing
Also Quakeworld TF is much more movement-focused and doesnt allow turtling or creating stalemates as easily as TF2 does
Kill pyros. Leave pyros behind while you go on vacation. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>527027609this nigga slenderman
>>527025942because most ctf maps suck ass and are prone to stalemates
first time in my life i played "penguin peak"
god damn that shit was awful
never doing that again in my life
>>527014220No.
You've been relentlessly shilling your retarded shit in every thread now and it is clear that no one wants your autistic suggestions. No amount of mental gymnastics will convince everyone. Fuck off and kill yourself. You don't have a job, you have no life savings and you don't have a future, so kill yourself ASAP.
>>527029224You will never have players in your servers, autist
Mentlegen, I am having an issue while playing my mod of Rottenburg. Everything seems to play fine, but the props all seem to flicker in and out, particularly towards the arch where the robots first enter the town. This does not happen on the unmodified map. Do you know whether there is anything I should be doing?
Iโm currently using Compile Pal 28.6, if this helps.
>>527031091Source engine will aggresively unload props when not within line of sight.
Your map is leaking I supposed.
Thoughts on maps meant for extremelly low team sizes? 2v2, 3v3, 4v4
We don't talk enough about how Uncle Dane's persona is lowkey groomer-coded.
Why does Uncle Dane's intro show him building a dispenser in the corner of Badwater? What the fuck???????????????????????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZksWcqtHes
dane
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>Search Uncle Dane on google
>first result is a furry pic
Uhm, nieces and nephews bros??
>Casual server full of friendlies
>They're showing off their futa porn on their conciencious objector
>chat is picrel
"Friendlies" culture was a mistake
When is /ourmanager/ BlessedViva going to transition into BlessedVivian? What's that? You aren't trans? No one believes you xister, you literally main Medic and with a Blighted Beak no less.
>>527038206You'd think the medictranses would opt in for procedure mask to hide medic's massive chin, instead of hiding the eyes
>>527037875I hate the stupid 3 face. Typical groomer behavior at work here
>>527017162What a CRINGE edit.
>>527037875I'm fairly certain they're being satirical, but there's definitely friendly cunts out there who have the humor of 13 year olds. Just yesterday, I had a full team of unfunny cunts regurgitating old shit. A guy was named Sans and there were 2-3 guys like "OHMYGOSH IS THAT THE REAL SANS UNDERTALE?". A few more people would see my Twitch link on my username and I had 4+ guys saying "OHH YOU'RE LIVE ON TWITCH? HAHA THAT VIDEO IS A CLASSIC". They were going on and on with more dumb meme shit, I forgot what it was, but I muted them shortly after to save myself from getting a headache from these cunts thinking they're funny
>>527037606theres people from several different timezones so there may be a decent playerbase "floor". Even then, the dips on community servers are not as pronounced than in casual servers, suggesting that much of the community server playerbase may just be idlers, bots, etc
https://teamwork.tf/community/statistics
Actually theres not that much of a difference on player dips between casual and community servers on teamwork.tf, there would only be 700 less players on community servers if they had the same percentage of daily dips as casual, i assume the bots are simply removed from community server stats
>>527008823 (OP)this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10
>>527040805Looks like Stephen Queer
>>527039512WDYD when people say nigger
grass
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You know what. Fuck you unemployed faggots who turn all casual servers into a sweatfest. I'm going to sign you fags into army, volunteering or outright get you a job whether you like it or not.
>play some scout after not playing for awhile
>round ends
>pass by and kill someone during an RPS taunt
>immediately chat gets filled with the two of them seething
god it's so easy to piss people off
>>527041205You should definitely sign up FROYO b4nny, he recently lost his job as the world's #1 TF2 player and I'm sure he'd appreciate any source of income.
>>527040935I used to be cautious and have a bind to mute my desktop audio, but people don't really get banned on Twitch for other people saying slurs, so it's gotten to the point where I just say "Fuck it, I don't mind it". I've gone and uncensored curses in chat and now I just laugh every time I see it cause they're expecting a snowflake meltie. They don't know I've been on 4chan on and off coming up on 20 years now
>>527014448Still have the NECA Heavy figure in a drawer next to my desk.
>>527037875Every time I played shounic trenches the chat was full of this but it was unironic. Made me disable chat
>>527042486what's the deal with that "oh boo hoo mean words YOU'RE BANNED"
How come there wasn't any degenerate slop in my thread?
>>527042820Corporations don't like. Leftists don't like it. So naturally they team up to remove it.
>>527042486Careful, met a streamer once on /b/ in 2017 who was just as cocky as you. I kid you not someone somehow managed to post CP on the stream for solid minute before the streamer literally pulled the plug on his PC. The poor streamer hasn't streamed since.
Moral of the story, do not taunt biggest autists on the internet or they will humble you just out of spite.
>>527043796Enjoy Hell.
*continues streaming*
newfags are so fucking funny
https://youtu.be/_DKm0fEK4Rw
It's sad those high effort trade server maps only mostly get ran on "OwO friendly" servers that disable killing and give everyone grapplehooks.
Kids these days don't know the fun of getting to a fun spot and turtling down for dear life.
>>527045256>I miss garbage slopWe don't care
>>527042853DF poster has a point. pedophiles fear the based OP threads
>>527043796How'd they manage to do that? Did someone tell him to click on this link or something?
>>527046804DF? What does that mean?
>>527047087Dragon's Fury.
>>527015657it was 2 weeks after, signanon went to volvo june 10 and the bots started to get banned june 26
>>527048818Uhhhh you mean THREE weeks after #FIXTF2 trended on social media and over a BILLION GAMERS signed the petition, right?
Would You Play Updated Steel
https://tf2maps.net/downloads/steel-updated-edition.17682/
>>527008823 (OP)why are valve guys such pussies lmao
i mean i get not wanting to interact with f*ns but this could have been 100% avoided by like... patching the fucking game for bots 7 years prior
>>527049997treadmill work
>>527050326well guess (not you, hypothetical valve dev) what game as a service is
treadmill work lmao
"we don't want to do treadmill work" then don't release games
oh whoops we made deadlock, that's more treadmill work
>>527050492but we want to reap all the benefits of a "Living game" while doing none of the work
Why even maintain a game if we have to spend more than 1 dollar per each 10 dollars we get from it? its not worth it!
>>527051204nintendo is bullshit with this too
i was playing pokemon black last year and none of the online shit worked
i get that it's a 14 year old game but it would cost nintendo literally nothing to keep one raspberry pi in the janitor's closet to run the WFC
and make takeshi the intern check on it once a week
blah blah blah less treadmill work more pink frosted cookies
>>527051380Nintendo are รผber boomers and probably think it would hurt sales
>>527051380i heard something about valve considering things in terms of "billions per dollar" when it comes to the profit they expect
i mean imagine how much profit they get off steam for close to no effort, their mindset must be so rotten, making games is optional, they could drop every valve title and still get millions year after year, whereas TF2 is probably like 2% of their benefits or something even with a few millions each year
>mercing for some "Tfarena" comp team
>conch and cowmangler are allowed
>almost no weapon bans at all
>thought it was a mistake at first but thats the actual whitelist for the cup
>team is completelly uncoordinated playing like a pub
>legitimiatelly helped fresh meat teams that were more coordinated than this
>all their thoughts on how to improve were "should we run cowmanlger too?"
>>527052346Its why I was seriously considering reaching out to them about using tf2 items in other games. They clearly don't want to develop anything anymore, and it would be pretty much free money if they let people read the cosmetics inventory for tf2. But then you would need devs that would just be fine with that.
I don't know why people bother listing their cosmetics for so much when tf2 is a sinking ship
OH NO!!! NOT THE COWMANGLER!!! THE CHARGE SHOT IS OP!! B4NNY SAVE ME
once i perfect agi (i know how) i'm creating an army of robots and taking over every government on earth, then i'll fascistly take over valve and force them to develop tf2 and dota to my liking and cancel that pile of shit deadlock
Valve is already making AGI so they can make a PvE campaign for Deadlock
I sold my expensive hats and now i have 200 steamdollars but nothing to buy cuz everything on the home page sucks
>>527055609Buy some expensive hats to fill in the void
>>527056197A hat don't gotta be expensive to satisfy
>>527017162she never said that
god how i wish it was 2014 again and i was a teenager sharking keys and slightly expensive hats
>>527017162What a BASED edit.
>chargin targe now gets 40% resistance to crits
too much? it's the least used shield rn (right now)
>>527058934That's just giving him protection against Sniper which he doesn't need. Passive defenses in general are pretty cringe.
konatatf2 IS racist, but towards amer*cans not specifically black ones
>>527017162what the fuck is shit, why did you make it
>>527059313Soldier is based
>>527059313>not a single American in existence looks like Guilewhat a sad reality
>>527059490The circlejerking over whoever the fuck Konata is is embarrassing.
>>527059313>not a single Japanese person in existence looks like Konatawhat a sad reality
Sex with young Administrator
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>>527025942I remember playing competitive CTF. I was spy for our highlander team and it sucked ass as a game mode because it was like 5cp without the chance for a backcap or even a good mid fight. The only thing funny about it was I played in the division before the sticky jumper was prohibited from picking up intel so we had a really funny strat of distraction Uber and then our demo player would swoop in and fuck off with the briefcase at the speed of sound
>>527041205https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/7c/Sniper_domination09.wav
>>527055609I've been hearing real good things about Expedition 33 if you like RPGs
>>527059304>That's just giving him protection against Sniper which he doesn't needGood, fuck sniper
>>527059504He is
I wish that Valve's writers weren't completely dead or gone from the company. I doubt something like him or Demo is ever coming out of their offices again, no one seems to know how to do fun stereotypes anymore.
>>527061383Why would you give headshot resistance to Demoknight of all classes though? It's really stupid to make a fast class be even harder to kill as Sniper (someone he can already feed off of easily). Imo Demoknight shouldn't have fire resistance either.
>>527060134>I'm a oldtroon and this is my art <3
Newgod above me. Everyone kneel.
>>527062317>Demoknight shouldn't have fire resistance either.Fuck pyro
>>527040805what a gay redditor
>>527064028Demoknights wouldn't have to worry about airblast so much if they just removed the fire damage resistance from shields.
Imo there shouldnt be any item with fire damage, pyro is already shit as is, at least make him the "penetrative damage" type class or whatever, they already went in that direction in Jungle Inferno when they made flames block heals so vaccinator's fire resistance is kinda dumb atm and not consistent with the pyro design philosophy
>>527064804>there shouldnt be any item with fire damageI agree
i left for months and this guy is still posting tranime with his retarded takes?
'Ate scorch shot
'Ate tomislav
'Ate rifles
'Ate Engineer
Luv me Huntsman
Luv me rockets
Luv me Kunai
Simple as
>>527064592this sounds retarded but I despise trannylight and everything that he stands for so I'm behind your post
cute pantsu 8/10
>>527064929He wasn't doing it in the last thread, maybe I need to make more threads.
>>527064929he's been doin it for like a decade
Why did valve retire spells?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bmIDdO6fzw
m4ldingf4ttybros...
>>527065775Really? I didn't even know this general was a thing until a few months ago, before then I just went on /v/ to find a TF2 thread.
>>527065889they never liked spells for some reason they soft retired them like 3 times before killing them forever AND retroactively. They've never did this with any other limited items such as collector sets seasonal unusuals etc. My guess is that they think tf2 wouldn't be able to handle that many particle effects at once if everyone used spells
>>527065942wild rickrigatoni spotted
>>527027549Fuck pyros. Take pyros with you while you go on vacation. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>527066530this but young admin
>>527066743oh no no no floydschizo sisters... our narrative... shattered
>>527066743Barely any and most of those are ritual posts.
konata getting passed around the TF industries HQ break room
>>527018553>>527018596stylish
>>527019037cute but a kinda fruity
>>527042785They look a little wonky but I would love to have any of those figurines. Too bad they're all super expensive now
>>527067013There's more than that but it would trigger spam filters and your blind ass can find them yourself. Stop pretending your simpsons/floyd spam is some kind of le secret weapon
WHT vs BLK servers irl when?
>>527066743You can't argue with facts and logic. These "people" are retarded.
>>527066176>AIslop poster / Floydfag is an ultranewfag who didn't even know about /tf2g/ until a few months agoWow that's just shocking I thought you had been around since 2003
>>527067657imagine my shock
Do (YOU) want to learn how to PLAY THIS GAME?!
Do (YOU) want to play on a nonchalant match only team while also immersing yourself in OLDFAG culture?
Do (YOU) want to play TODAY?! At around 6:30 PDT!? (Subject to change.)
THEN PLEASE ADD ME! /id/PintoDog
I will answer any related questions you may have. It is 6's Amateur and costs no money.
Please. We are desperate.
>>527067228I don't use spam filters and simpons/floyd are funny.
>>527067657imagine the cunny
Simpsons wasn't funny at first until the poster decided to make a 2nd thread with that image.
>>527067880Spam filters as in post filters. Jesus you're dense as a brick.
>>527067825sure i'll join once i get my new pc up and running, please tell me you guys use mumble or something i hate discord
>>527068134We are currently using discord but I would honestly like to migrate to mumble because discord voip is so garbage and delayed. I'll look into it
>>527068134Yeah I can provide a mumble server. YAY!
>>527068216sweet, i heard teamspeak got a revamp but they made it more discord-y, just trying to copy their style. what roles are available?
One time when it was one of my first times playing on a freak fortress 2 server it was my turn to be the boss and then this really cringe music started playing with these cringe voice lines then I got hit by the Sandman and it was revealed that I was Hatsune Miku, I instantly let everyone kill me when I saw that and will never play as her again, it only happened because I didn't know how to choose boss so it just gives randoms.
>>527068941Either scout, prefarably flank scout (which is more fun anyways lawl)
Either soldier (but preferably roamer which is more fun anyways lawl)
Medic
>>527068909The post that saved /tf2g/
>>527069120what's wrong with hatsune miku?
>>527070043She's not sucking my dick right now
>>527070043Ugly and shit music
>>527074662People have jobs (probably)
>>527067825It's tomorrow at 930 EDT (630 PDT) now
>>527075479>tf2g>jobsNah they are more likely to be busy jerking off in their goon discord caves or something.
>>527076620I'm doing this
>Team can't push past first point pier
Pier fucking sucks and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't
>>527066743Chadgaea won, and is TF2-related
>Check pending friends
>Traderfag rejected my friend request
Its settled then. Going back to buying knives
>>527065942[sad news]
Zoomer gods just keep winning
>>527081458>transcodedwhat
>>527082009This but unironically
>>527082224I am seething because I am a retarded anime sissy. I kneel.
>>527082009Scout, why are you running to the cliff on Upward? Scout no!
>>527082417I'm sorry I'm a worthless cucked sissy. I have no right to ask, but please forgive me.
You're trying way too hard to fit in underageb&-kun
>>527083156That's right. You made a good point.
anime website anime board anime thread
>>527083446It was... it used to be... I remember when it was... but then, superior NewGods raided and pillaged and enslaved and raped our anuses... we were made into worthless puppets, controlled by our new masters... this is the tragedy of us oldkeks... 4chan used to be our kingdom, but now we clean the feet of NewGods... and yet, I'm not unhappy with this development...? That's right, death to anime, death to the old, in with the new!!!
>>527082009>>527082224>>527082417>>527082417I'm going to have a mental breakdown. Please... don't leave me...
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198026903673
Profile of the chad who got scammed out of his golden pan?
>>527084094>Team Fortress 2>last played 10 JunGood end
>>527084356That's not a sandwich.
>>527084356Funke reference
Why does the respawn timer resets when any of the team caps?
That always has been a thing?
>>527084094>>527084243https://steamcommunity.com/id/mvmgoober/
sad real end: he became extremely addicted to mvm
>>527084287all of them have anime image reactions
>>527084561>26,000You can't be serious... THIS is how it ends?
>>527084561>Texaszesty alt?
>>527084593No they don't.
hwg
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>>527084561>Ambassador: (Tour 898# , 2C)
>>527084561who did this guy piss off to have assholes treating him as a lolcow itt?
TOURS:
>Oil Spill: 1
>Steel Trap: 1 (Australium Count: 0)
>Two Cities: 935 (Australium Count: 26, Four Box Count: 5)
>Mecha Engine: 80 (Australium Count: 0)
>Gear Grinder: 30 (Australium Count: 0)
TOTAL: 1047 (Australium Count: 26)
>>527085269Bait or can you not see why people would meme on a guy who lost an item worth thousands to a scam most kids wouldn't fall for (while also putting thousands of hours into the shitty pve)
Wondering what the next TF2 trend on YouTube will be now that the unlock talk has run its course.
>>527085069they do, anime is found in every single board
>>527085624so if your grandma falls for a scam and you lost your family fortune it would be funny too?
hevy
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Really love this loadout I currently have for my heavy. So nice to find cosmetics of different sets that fit perfectly with eachother.
>>527085967No because I know my grandma and because said family fortune wasn't a digital pan accumulated by wasting away in an elaborate casino.
The real reason this guy deserves to be memed on is that he didn't learn any lesson and is still MVMing
Just got a bot in a game, weird thing is he was trying to reconnect to the server after getting kicked
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198906883510/
>>527085559imagine either grinding or playing MvM once in awhile and get nothing good while pablogooko2009 gets a golden pan on tour one
things that make /tf2g/ retards seethe and melty about trannies unprompted:
garfield
hatsune miku
anime on an anime website
>>527086790add miku next to garfield in this pic. and also demofloyd
>>527086789I really only play a tour twice a year. Just because I can play it doesn't make it not gambling
>>527087602oh yeah good call
should add konata as well
>>527084356>>527084479Yeah it is. It was decided long ago.
>>527076620Couldn't be me. I've got a career :)
>>527086790We're not on an anime website though.
I really need that BA x TF2 collab
>>527088217*scrolls slightly upward*
>>527088327You see non anime versions of those too.
>>527088602The vast majority of them are anime, and you'll forever be coping about it
>>527086173That's not bad
>>527088313I don't think that's gonna happen anon. most of the tf2 player base hate pedophiles, so they don't have any clue what BA even is
>>527089284Watch your mouth... Zesty plays BA. Are you really gonna accuse him of that?
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>"cause i cheat in other games i must cheat here"
>>527086790We're on an anime website though.
saw this under a tf2ber video
>>527087985Idk if Iโd call what you have a career but you definitely have a job at least
>>527092219>saw this under a tf2ber videobut anon... the heart icon there means its your channel...
>>527092325I'm a department manager rising in the ranks of the company slowly but surely, making salary pay. I'd say that's career-ish
>>527092549how do i delete a post
>>527092969You can't. Delete your channel now.
>>527091665troon mentality if you think about it
>>527093941>see section of steam profile>think of tranniesbut totally not obsessed
>>527094272you're right, im not
There's something really funny about seeing xx666epicspinerxx on red team sat next to 2 sentries in an impossible to reach spot but he's still wearing the razorback
>>527096770I thought it was Giygas for a second
>>527097797It's bullshit. I like it.
why are YOU not playing Lambda Fortress?
Why are there Yoshi eggs in Swiftwater? Haha
why is scout compatibility so bad these days? i used to run every map without any issues but now half the maps i join have no scout compatibility and you have to go through all these loops to even get it
>>527098136i injected something into them
>>527098032im waiting for the steam release
>>527096770no no no NO NO NO NO NO
>>527059313why is konata so smug when she's about to be plapped on the spot
You WILL use my md5 filter list to filter gacha pics spam
You WILL NOT engage with trannies/pedophiles/porn addicts
You WILL be happy
https://pastebin.com/ZAWL27RX
don't care
!nominate dustbowl
rtv
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I'm too stupid to know how to use a filter
>>527101125>tranime >doesn't know how to use 4chanxnot surprising
>>527101125>install 4chan X>go to the Wrench icon (settings)>click on the Filter tab>open the drop down menu and click Image MD5>copy paste the contents of the pastebin into that
>>527101359>didn't even try to make your post tf2 relatedHolyshit you tranime freaks are annoying
>>527102056Konata is tf2 by default though however newfag-kun.
>>527102382Imagine being so pathetic you even know the name of these chink cartoons
https://youtu.be/OFQQALduhzA
>>527026443Exactly, don't forget the fast respawn times as well
>>527102382so that means things like sonic and killing floor are related since tf2 showed up in those games also, right?
QUICKPLAY IS BACK BABY
https://quickplay.tf/
I made an image that said "Medic says no to trans rights" a really long time ago and saw it posted in this thread a few times, but I lost it. Does anyone have it? It uses the PNG of him huffing the Kritzkrieg
>>527103072I'd rather talk about Sonic here than TF2 so I wouldn't mind
>these retards dont even like tf2
>>527035167Compile Pal would have stopped compiling in this case.
>>527102056I'm one of those.
>>527103310cream is for sex
>>527103072sex with rouge
jack
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Update this week bros
>>527105064sure why not
>>527105079I KNEW IT!!!
>>5271050790 fucking chance bro
>>527105968>>5271050795 and update is tomorrow
the update:
>fixed a bug where the sandman has a throwable baseball
>>527104634Go away furry, nobody likes you!
>>527109345everyone's furry for rouge thoughbeit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyB3njUjzMI
An all-new TF2 podcast is out
>527113934
that thumbnail looks like cringe
>>527113934I don't care about e-celebs at all sorry.
>>527114134I just think it might make for interesting background noise while I'm working
>>527102382lmao this just reminded me of the mandrill autist
Strange Part: Gibus-Wearing Player Kills
>>527014220>over half the "OP" is random fucking "news"garbage, no one will ever use your OP. learn to take no for an answer
>>527105968>Vtumour reaction image
>>527114221why not just music?
We can make lots of edits of this image!
>>527115068wtf I love these two now
which /tf2g/ anime girl works as a stand-in for medic
>>527115551She's technically not a real anime girl but Valentine Skullgirls
>>527115068because for some reason music distracts me too much
Well, it depends on the genre and what I'm doing, but I can't listen to music while working. I'll put up some music while I'm cooking or while I'm exercising or something, but not while I'm working
>>527115808if only any of this applied to you who has never had sex and has no life
>>527115551None because childish memes are shit.
>>527115909What songs do you like?
all my settings reset to default
why the hell
Is the right fit for the member of the team?
>>527116372bummer. but going forward, make sure you have your autoconfig backed up somewhere else. all fraggers should
>>527115909just listen to something that fits your activity.
>>527116475Isnโt he supposed to be their boss? Sitting behind that desk in that comfy chair staging hits and bribing politicians while the mercs shoot each other?
>>527116095https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU
What's the song that plays on the radio in vsh_hella_swag?
>>527116372Did you open TF2 using a different account on your usual PC?
>>527117849I crashed with an engine error right now and it reset all my shit again. I also had an issue downloading a custom map.
Anti-tranime retards are neo-Something Awful goons thoughBEIT
I bet these fags would hate Chudsty for liking anime too
>>527113934casual has really good commentary. might have to listen to it sometime
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more dogslop maps and gamemodes that will go untouched the moment summer ends please more shitslop hats more slop mmmhhh delicious
>>527122771Robot Destruction, Special Delivery, and Arena died for this
>>527116734It works in TF2Classic where you just have to escort his vulnerable ass around as an objective but otherwise nah
>>527123864hey man but at least we got good maps such as... uh... hmmmmm.. uuhhhh...ehhhhhh... yeah...
>>527116734TF2C presents him that way but I think he was always meant to be an important rich guy and not necessarily their boss
piss
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>>527008823 (OP)>play sniper>feel bad because sniper is complete ass to play against>equip objectively shittier sniper>feel betterthey really thought of everything didn't they
Zesty's autism about only putting his overedited full feature videos on the main channel is weird, there's no reason for this podcast to be on the alt channel
>>527126782It's the same kind of autism Jerma has where he abandoned his main channel with more subscribers for the alt channel so now the main channel rots while the alt channel gets all the videos. Never understood it
>>527124902we got wutville
>>527127987Wutville really should be year round like snowycoast or viaduct
>>527127987Wutville was only fun when literally everyone was trying to do the exploit to get under the map. And I mean it was every single person on the server.
>>527113934>31:00 why did the fans become the author of Team Fortress 2That's a good way of putting it, you shouldn't really ever want the fans to become the authors and this goes for anything.
>get through a match where 2 medics and 2 phlog pyros top score and they all just spam ez in the chat after they win in overtime in a payload match where both teams won last point
Feed these dull niggers into a saw cock first, I'd hope to God it was ez with that kinda fag strat
>>527086790Only thing i seethe about is Phlogfags, vaccinator, tomislav, razorback, diamondback, wrangler and rifle using snipers, Garfield is cute and funny
>>527133238It's okay to just post tranime titties in this general anon. The majority of the posters nor do the mods care as long as it anime girls or loli. So you can stop trying to make a "conversation" happen. You saw this image and wanted to share it with all your bros on /tf2g/. It's fine.
>persian persuader doesn't have crits
what a piece of shit
there should be a shield that gives crits to your grenade launcher
>>527133963I agree that Medic girlfriending is incredibly gay behavior, but Phlog is one of the easiest weapons to counter in the game; you can stack Heavies or build a sentry or two, or simply benefit from the slow chip damage that the Detonator or Scorch shot tend to provide and build Uber quickly if they aren't Detonator jumping and playing fast.
>still no dota 2 promotional items
>>527134867We already have Dota 2 promotionals
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Dota_2
>>527136594You're a little retard you know that?
>>527136594those items basically don't exist
still queuing up for a non-hightower payload race map because for some godforsaken reason it's considered an "alternative" game mode
what were they thinking?
>>527116375Pyrocynical is a tf2g poster?
>>527140771Casualtards don't have an issue with long queue times, chud. 2.5 hours? Sounds good to me!
>>527113934UFRbros...nobody will watch us now...
>>527141164https://youtu.be/Cl9l8R7vrU8?&t=158
he mentioned that 4chan hates mcvicker so either he is a /vg/tf2g or a /v/sneedclave, and he seems to be more of a tf2 fan than a fallout fan..
Back from playing on Castaway.tf server
I was playing on Harvest, that Minecraft Payload map, the Mario Kart map, and that Balloon Race map
>>527147906How good at the game are castaway regulars? Are they better than Uncletopians?
>>527040805What a straight 4channer
>>527116375Deviantartslop
>>527153102are you blind? it's makeagif.com CHOW
>>527153102At least it's TF2 related, so it isn't slop.
>it's another "quickscope god comp sniper acts all smug and condescending after new players accuse xher of cheating" episode
>>527113934UFRbros... after all the dick sucking... we've been left behind...
>>527156260I still have no idea how quickscoping works.
>>527150391I dunno
I started playing on Castaway.tf since they added Singapore servers
>>527156260I have literally been quickscoped one(1) time after the cheater genocide 2? years ago. It used to happen in every match.
>>527150391depends
sometimes you see washed up veterans with the reaction speed of a snail and a few who look like they're on drugs and have human aimbot
sometimes you just see literal fresh installs figuring out the game
sometimes there are comp players but they're very few
and there's that one guy micspamming
oh and mario kart is on the server now for some reason. i wonder why
drone strike demofloyd's house
obsessed with DFloyd award
>>527157359Probably banning zesty discussion or something would be a good start
Make a new disguise kit unlock for the Spy
>>527156408When an unscoped Sniper quickly scopes in and immediately lands a headshot kill
>>527158938That wouldn't instantly kill you though.
>>527159080For 5/9 classes it does though
Why did Nathan Vetterlein have to become a normie?
What's wrong with being a normie?
>>527159557They are neurotypical people who get boring jobs because they want to.
>>527159708I feel like any sane adult would rather have a job and live comfortably than be a NEET who ends up homeless or dead once their parents are out of the picture
Why did Grant Goodeve abandon us?
>>527159991Probably got spammed with a bazillion of emails asking him to say Engineer gaming
>>527159557"Normies", which colloquially refers to people who have commonplace interests and hobbies, can be viewed negatively for a number of reasons. Some people consider the most popular interests and hobbies to be boring and regard their enthusiasts to be "low-brow" and "uncultured". Being incapable of expressing enjoyment in more niche interests can also be seen as a sign of insecurity. Paradoxically, western society broadly approves of people who do not conform to the established practices of western society. It's important to note that personal opinions concerning "normalcy" depend on one's cultural upbringing and the wider atmosphere of what is accepted.
>>527156260Be nice. For a lot of these people this is all they have
Theres a tf2ber who i agree with in the majority of issues but he make it a point to antagonize my community and make his entire fanbase hate us so i cant realistically consider him anything other than an enemy even if i agree with much of what he says
What do ?
>>527046680wow a whole nickel
>>527158208Getting rid of you would be a welcome change. You're the second worst poster in this general.
>>527157359bring back the community events, the 6v6 pugs, all that jazz
make it 4v4 koth if we dont have enough players
Im down
>>527161487But what does that image have to do with it?
>>527163335hes the resident porn addict, he cant stop himself from adding porn to his posts, its physically impossible for him
i pray for his soul
>>527162491if he's right, he's right
>>527163335The paragraph discusses the concept of "normies"โpeople with commonplace interests and hobbiesโand the varied perceptions surrounding them. Some view these interests as boring or "low-brow," associating enthusiasts with a lack of sophistication or insecurity, especially if they donโt engage with niche pursuits. Ironically, Western society often celebrates nonconformity, though opinions on "normalcy" are shaped by cultural upbringing and societal norms.
The anime image of the white-haired character in a white bikini and open shirt, with blue eyes and a confident pose, ties into this by representing a niche interestโanime cultureโthat contrasts with "normie" hobbies. This character, with her stylized black accents and bold attire, embodies a departure from mainstream tastes, potentially elevating her status as a symbol of nonconformity. The image thus serves as a visual of a niche passion, highlighting the paradox of societal approval for nonconformity while some still judge it as "low-brow" depending on cultural context.
>>527163335you are supposed to ignore the text attached and jerk off
>>527164224i can support his arguments but i will never support him, hes made it clear that my community is his enemy, and has taught his fanbase to hate us, why would anyone on my community support him after that? it only begs the question of why shouldnt we teach our on communities to hate him
>>527164109It's not porn.
>>527164372I don't wank to cartoons.
>>527164372i ignored the image and pleasured myself to that high-caliber writing instead.
>>527164372That's what I just did.
>flank the enemy team unnoticed
>try to kill a high value target
>whiff all your shots
is there a worse feel?
>>527164914it is, porn isnt just bare tits and penis going into vagina
>>527165352Watching your parents die
>>527165352become a laughing stock after releasing one of the worst updates in any video game
>>527165352getting scammed out of my golden pan
Be the soldier your nation wants you to be, join the fight at de.goblincock.tf
>Joining through console
connect de.goblincock.tf
>>527165352Being skinned alive
>>527165352Cumming in a greasegirl
>>527164529like i said
if he's right, he's right
you can say you agree with him but hate him personally
not conceding when you know he's right will just make you look stupid
>>527165820i'm doing my part!
>>527165970Being skinned alive while playing TF2
>>527165352Is this sped up?
>>527165898the thign is i dont agree with him in everything, i only agree in most of his things, hes definatelly wrong on trying to shift the blame on us for dumb shit OTHERS made
>>527166376like anon said
if he's right, he's right
you can say you agree with him but hate him personally
not conceding when you know he's right will just make you look stupid
>>527166821hes right in some stuff and wrong in others
i dont have to concede that hes right in everything when hes not, and i dont have to acknowledge him or praise him if he hates my guts and wants the relationship between my community and his to be purely confrontational
Its like pretending to be friends and smile to a guy who hates your guts, why would i do that?
>>527166334yea its about double speed notice the seconds in the timer at top left
>>527167437Why the hell should it be sped up?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3488689172
Valve should add a sea mine caber variant that critical hits when you're below your enemy, but deals less damage other. It would mainly be used to kill Spies who try to stairstab you.
>>527170125valve should buff og caber first
>>527170125valve should revert every single weapon nerf
>>527170472valve should nerf every weapon into the ground so that people will only use stock and we will retvrn to 2007
valve should just crash item server again
>>527170567akshually many stock weapons and classes have different stats from 2007
>airblast didnt exist and flames worked completelly differently>spy movespeed was slower>medic's medigun couldnt raise his speed up to faster classes he's healing>sniper rifle had different stats and could random crit on unscoped shots>pistols didnt have automatic fire>there wasnt automatic reload
>>527170924personally i'd like it if they removed airblast but pyro is already not so hot in terms of power so they would need to give him a boost elsewhere
>>527170707could've just ended at valve should just crash
>VIP mode uses the same shitty voice lines for the classes used in VSH
No thanks/Not interested
>>527171775PLEASE GOD remove.
>>527171065its okay, not all 9 classes have to be good at everything
pyro was meant to be only good in close quarters anyway plus hes always been a sort of afterthought, theres only so much variety you can have with like 5 proper "direct combat" classes
>>527171775>obesssing over detailsthe important part is it actually plays like regular TF2 for the most part
>>527172952Details are important because the people who made those bad decisions made the rest of the mode too.
>>527173209same could be said for TF Team and TF2 as a whole yet here we are
>>527172952The classes speaking every few seconds in their "not voice" is quite a big deal
People were already criticizing this for VSH but fuck it I guess because criticism = harassment towards the voice actor
Remember to thank /ourguy/ vipes for making the SฮฃฮRฮฃD SORCฮฃRฮฃR which references a gigachad roleplaying game (Final Fantasy) and getting it accepted instead of the runic robes from Deltarune.
Will the 3MP0RIVM TRVK3 destroy TF2 community?
>>527178354>locks the steam group/discord for 2 weeks until it's old news
>>527178002>The classes speaking every few seconds in their "not voice" is quite a big dealNTA but wdym? got a link to this?
>>527179758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcUmiafRERw
The mercs use these voice lines in VIP mode (for example when looking at the Mobster)
>>527180147heavy is particularly terrible
>>527180147oh yeah theres range from mediocre to terrible. And its the same guy for every character isnt it?
>scout not terrible but it does sound like any random who imitates scout's voice, plus its a bit too raspy and low pitched for scouts
>soldierdoesn't sound that much that soldier but it gets a pass because the original VA is dead and Valve's own VA replacement still sounds different than the original too
>demoman>HES OVA THEREi legit thought it was the mobster who said this. Demoman's voice line are awful, it doesnt sound AT ALL like him
>heavyother than being low pitched, sounds nothing like heavy, sounds like a new character alltogether, not even slavic
>engineersurprisingly accurate at times but constantly falls off the "regular engineer voice"
>mediccompletelly flanderized, high pitched charicature of the medic's typical voice
>sniperway too low pitched and doesnt fit the original mockery of an australian accent
>spytoo low pitched
>>527178097Why should I? Heโs a furry. And even worse a furry vtuber.
>>527181972tf2 is a furry-coded game, plenty of people here play in the Furry Pound even if they're not furries
>>527178097Thank you Viped
>>527180147I don't get it, why not use the original actors who are still alive?? so fucking disrespectful......
>>527167174so does he actually hate you or do you just think he does because other people tell you to think that
maybe have a 1 on 1 convo with them
>>527165352>16fps>280p>.mp4>1.1mbI need to finish my webm command generator this was awful to watch
what vpk mods do you run in TF2?
mine:
>no botkillers
>no skins
>no hats
>no unusuals
makes the game look way more tasteful and nice imo
What cheat do you guys use? I'm thinking any free undetected one cause I wanted to try it out for the first time considering it's the norm in 2025.
>>527184468I have a mod that makes everyone look like me, have my name and avatar and automute everyon because it's all about me people can't be different than me
>>527185981lmaobox is the og for a reason
>>527178097Nah. Fuck Vipes. He would have been a good lolcow to milk if Metabolic and Drew didnโt fuck up so badly. Now heโs protected status instead.
>>527150391EU castaway is infinitely better than uncletopia regulars. Every gabber video with EU footage is of him getting fragged every other life.
NA castaway is full of furfags and trannies that suck dick at the game. Gabber video with NA footage rarely has him dying and going on long killstreaks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgmYP-0Fx2Q
HiGPS (and Uncle Dane in teh comments) make a very good point, that when working with older people, projects barely ever have issues and people just act... maturely, aka they act their age.
While with younger people they act just outright childish, stir up drama, dont work as a team, try to be the protagonist, etc, and thats the reason so many community projects fail honestly
>>527103072In my own opinion, Anon? Yes. TF2's own comics say that the game itself is a documentary of the events that happened in-universe, so that means everything is canon.
E v e r y t h i n g .
>>527180147The thing that really grinds my gears about this is that all of these voicelines are totally unneccessary. Why do we need voice lines for wall climbing? Why do we need Overwatch-style "pick the healer" reminders?
what should the next op 'ic be
>>527187253Isn't Dane's butt budy idubbbz in deep shit for nor being able to manage a project right now?
>>527187653idubbz is a shithead yeah, i dont really know how close they are together considering all the other drama ive seen about idubbz abandoning or even fucking over his friends but thats completelly unrelated to TF2 and only tangentially related to uncle dane
>>527187253Isnโt Vipes stealing a bunch of the patreon money for Fallout 76 atoms also the reason why Creators died? There was proof of this.
>>527188058Vipes killed creators.tf? He just keeps getting more and more BASED
how does a server goes from having 0 players to having people actually join to 10 players, which in turn makes other people interested in joining?
99% of servers have this catch22 situation where nobody plays because nobody plays
how do the active community servers manage to have people join every day, even when the server is at 0 players to kickstart it for the day?
>>527188986It doesn't, that's why we need NQuTickRplay.
>>527188986goblin cock was just a group of friends who've hosted a server before. They all decide to play on the server at once
there's a number of servers that meet up exactly at Xpm on a specific day and that you just have to know of that server's existence
>>527189741so it needs like the backbone of a community, like at least 10 regulars to actually kickstart the server everyday and have randoms join, is that right? is that how it used to be in the past too before quickplay or casual?
>>527187752yes, it won long ago
>>527189741yeah this is the meta, a discord / steam group where a guy will say something like "@all let's get on the server"
>>527187840dane and ian are still close, as far as I'm aware
I'm pretty sure Dane still shows up on Ian and his wife's zero views podcast, and he also does the editing for it, I think
That might've changed, however. I haven't checked out their garbage podcast in a while
>>527190472That thing idubbbz married looks fucking vile.
>>527190723she is, but she was also Ian's first and only gf (who used to be a titty streamer, funnily enough), so he got immediately pussywhipped by her
>>527189885half and half yeah. a lot of the servers back in the day were clan servers, so that'd happen a ton. Even with servers that were not officially clans, established servers would have regulars and they would do that as well
nobody likes seeding a server
Post sprays you find in the wild.
>>527190472I wonder if Ian got Dane to record Hasan fucking his wife.
>>527188986Scheduling play sessions, essentially. Unless you have some mega bait in the server name like FREE ITEMS X1000 ALL CRITS INSTANT RESPAWN, people aren't going to join at zero players. Only exceptions would be eceleb servers like maybe Zesty or huge server chains like Skial, but skial servers probably don't ever drop below 10 players to begin with.
It doesn't help that most of the player base is in casual instead of the server browser.
>>527188986Think of what you want your server to be, who you wanna have on it and what "gimmick" will you have. Having a scheduled helps, if you are not an eceleb maintaining a server is hard you need to always compromise with the people you have on.
If you become to ban happy or listen to the wrong people the server will die off. The server will consume a large part of your day specially for the first few months.
>>527189741Since this guy mentioned goblin cock, the server has an FOV plugin, so people who like higher FOV are more likely to stay in the server. That's the "main" gimmick the goblin servers have
>>527187090Hi Yikes, don't you have futa dicks to be modeling?
E-celebs are bad and you should feel bad talking about them
>>527188058>There was proof of this.The only thing there was proof of was that it was Moonly Days (the project lead) who was stealing the patreon money. He was the only one who had access to it and he wasn't giving the money to Jonathan. Jonathan was having to pay out of pocket while Moonly Days spent it on a Valve Index.
Drew and Metabolic tried to pin it on Vipes by posting an out of context screenshot of Vipes buying atoms with his own money on Steam, nothing linked it to Creators.tf. That wasn't proof of anything except him being an idiot with his money.
And here's the thing, the more you try to keep that rumor going, what, 5 years later? The more Moonly Days gets to walk free having literally stolen money.
Behead those who insult the Emporium
Behead those who insult Zesty
Behead those who get killed by the Eyelander
https://files.catbox.moe/q47rmi.mp4
Behead those who get headshot killed by the hitman's heatmaker.
Behead those who get gibbed by explosive damage
>behead those wh-
Hol up, tf2 doesn't actually behead anyone it just shrinks your head
>>527197063Glad to know you know that old chestnut, Anon!
>>527195636Keep lying to yourself and others Vipes. Maybe one day people will believe you.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/311140569/#311141597
>>527195636Vipes my man. You need to stop lying about you not knowing why you were banned from the emporium. You got a ban for being a pedophile racist.
I know vipes is bad because the literal child molesters in the emporium told me so.
>>527199038>gets healed by medi gun once
>>527198557Letโs not forget about him saying this, being a literal transphobe.
If we have e-celebs in the OP maybe then nobody would talk about e-celebs
>>527014448Backbiter's Billycock.
remind me again how vipes isn't our guy
>hates trans people, finds the concept of transsexualism creepy
>responsible for some high-quality cosmetics such as the Seared Sorcerer
>the source of much grief for literal child molesters in the Emporium
>lives rent free in the tiny heads of Drew and Metabolic
>doesn't afraid of anything
I was formerly indifferent towards Vipes but now I realize that he's /tf2g/ culture.
Your misinformation campaign failed. LOL!
>>527201891>Seared Sorcerer this is the exact hat I would think of if someone said "transgender pyro main"
anyway he's not our guy because the only thing i know about him is that he gets posted here intermittently by dramafags who expect you to have read 10,000 pages of raporium discord logs
Metabolic, I fear that our misinformation campaign has backfired spectacularly. I fear that we have awoken a sleeping giant (/tf2g/) and filled him with a terrible resolve.
>>527014448Scout: Batter's Helmet.
Soldier: Shellmet.
Pyro: Tie between Airtight Arsonist, Foster's Facade, and several other masks. Fuck the Last Breath and Rusty Reaper.
Demoman: Buccaneer's Bicorne and King Of Scotland Cape.
Heavy: Hunter Heavy and Warhood.
Engineer: Texas Ten Gallon, Winter Back-Up, and Dry Gulch Gulp.
Medic: Das Maddendoktor and Archimedes.
Sniper: Jarmaments.
Spy: Not sure if I have it, but the Blood Banker.
Favorite Multiclass: Rifleman's Rally Cap.
Favorite Unusual: Nuts 'N Bolts Company Man. I love themed cosmetics!
>>527198557>>527199713holy shit i love vipes now!??!?!
>>527199713Hate to be that guy, but it was later found out that is an edited image. He was talking about transhumanism.
Do (You) think someone from the EMPORIVM will -ack themselves for real the moment the TRVKE drops?
>>527204079He's actually talking about Automatic transmissions. You would be creep out if you ever seen a valve body.
>>527188058>>527198557>>527199713>tries to pwn vipes>posts the funniest and based shit possibleeither a psyop from vipes himself to make us like him or emporium troons are so mentally stunted they can't read the room
http://medic.tf/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nJYEAcdHHY
New fundraiser just dropped
>>527204564Lmao this looks like a massive grift
If you wanted a tf2 vinyl now is the chance niggas!!!
https://x.com/valvestudioorch/status/1933276608053526862
https://valve.lnk.to/tf2
Free Hat!!
>>527204564>40k>not for charity but to make the videoflight tickets for the demo(heavy)/medic voice actors, renting a hospital room for one scene and a prop weapons cant be that expensive right..
>>527198162> an out of context screenshot of Vipes buying atoms with his own money on Steam, nothing linked it to Creators.tf.Congrats, you did nothing but link to what I said. Why are you so desperate to cover for Moonly Days stealing the patreon money by trying to deflect to someone who had no access to the money?
>>527198557I'm not Vipes, stop deflecting to some unrelated shit.
>>527205782>>527195636it's pretty clear this moonly person is the one trying to pin this on vipes, he got away with stealing thousands and is still trying to blame some random person
e-eetto...
appudฤto doko??
>>527206176What class does she main?
>>527206515Hair and ears like that aren't attractive.
>>527191049were they clans in the sense of a community? or clans in the sense of comp guys that would "fight" other clans?
>>527198557how is anything he said here racist? are we gonna pretend like albino africans and whites have the same facial structure? theres nothing racist about reality
>>527199713damn, vipes is like, a normal person
>>527197063funny thing is the same shit happens in GTA vice city and san andreas, they just reduce the head to an infinitelly small size lol
>>527208119Super straight people aren't into elves.
>>527204564>medic.tfif it wasnt for the fact they already did meet the real heavy and the fact the medic VA is promoting this i would've thought this was a huge scam
idk how much a short costs but 40k doesnt seem like that much, thats like a TV advert budget or something right?
>>527208371but they are into brats
>>527204564they made a comically large sniper rifle prop for the Meet the Real Sniper lol
https://youtu.be/0IkK3KiBiR8&t=53
>>527206176>I main soldier
>>527208931Not cartoon ones.
>>527209989nice try glowie
>>527207526>were they clans in the sense of a community? or clans in the sense of comp guys that would "fight" other clans?both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwFOLiRRFJc
HRT Soldier be like
>I am a woman! Raah!
HRT Demo be like
>Ka-poo-ie!
>>527210617man... clan war culture was SOUL
what mode even is that? what map?
>>527210650I don't get it.
>>527191049>>527210617i feel like there was a distinction between clans and comp, i remember clan wars being completelly disorganized pub games between large communities of mostly casual players, whereas "comp teams" where much better trained and organized.
Clans also had their own webistes and forums and potentially dozens or even hundreds of members while a comp team was usually just a handful of people, enough for the comp format of choice plus a few subs in case someone's missing
In early TF2 both terms often are confused or used interchangeably but i do feel like theres a slight distinction in my experience
t. was in some clans from other games during the 2000's and got into comp TF2 in the early 2010's
My heart sinks every time I see a Persian Persuader Demoknight on my team.
>>527212748People still use that sword?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJb4Nnd4JA0
KINO
>>527206176what body type is this?
>>527214253underage/underweight
You will never be able to frag on the same level as Chad Magic
>>527216554he's a sigma youtuber that i watch on my phone in school. he skibidi
>>527216554blatantly cheating sniper main who was caught in 4k by VenusianRapper, the KING of /tf2g/
>>527206176are those self-harm scars on the thighs
>>527219496cheating is bad, anon
>>527219496What's going on big guy?
why is payload so popular? is it its accessability? is it the fact it focuses the action around a single objective thats extremelly easy to understand? the fact that theres only one objective like koth rather than the 2 objectives of CTF (1.- defend your flag 2.- capture the enemy flag) or 5cp (1.- defend your point 2.- capture the enemy point)
>>527220190people love doing nothing for minutes on end then capping one point and then doing nothing again
>join server
>Spawn camping
>Join another
>map change
>Another
>Last about to be capped
>Again
>Empty server
Wonderful.
>>527220190It's the mode least shafted by casual because the cart forces the pace a bit
Did a little digging into the whole Vipes thing. Saw this image come up a few times. Did a google streetview of the d0x of Vipes. This image was taken outside of his home. Not a streetview, but actually taken outside of it. Guy has a mentally unwell stalker thanks to Metabolic and Drew, and I wonder if he even knows it.
>>527220641Don't worry here's the real one.
>>527221232He does know it why the fuck do you think we know? He's been talking about it to Zesty and put out a video about it. Death to emporium gangstalkers.
Not all maps are created equal. Some maps work better in smaller player counts and others have layouts that favor bigger teams. Others are simply super versatile and work for almost anything.
Ideal player counts per gamemode
>Attack/Defend
16 to 24 (map dependant)
>Control Point
12 to 16
>King of the Hill
8 to 24 (map dependant)
koth_brazil: 8-14
koth_badlands: 8-14
koth_harvest: 8-16
koth_viaduct: 8-18
koth_lakeside and other large koth maps: 16-24
>Payload
16 to 24
Would you agree? Early maps like goldrush and dustbowl are made to be pretty tiny so i think they benefit from smaller player counts, while most other maps in their category can easily accomodate more players
I dont want to give my opinion on CTF or PLR because i barely ever play them so you're welcome to share your thoughts on those or any of the ones ive mentioned
>>527221563He mentioned Metabolic and his crew stalking him online, never outside of it. If he knew someone had a photo of his house heโd probably would have said it in his video, and he didnโt.
>>527221789Are you retarded? If there's a photo of your house and actual dox floating around online you don't want to call attention to it because then people will look for it. He has mentioned being doxxed and that's enough
>>527221741What a CRINGE gif.
>>527221789you're fucked in the head and a manipulative bitch
>>527215458shallow god mogs
>>527205384FREE HAT!
Reminder Reminder!
instead of eceleb drama
pyro is so retarded and fucked in so many ways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxE1FLslMb8
>>527222338The pyro having so many bugs and strange quirks actually makes me like the class more. It fits the character being mysterious, an enigma
>>527222590umm sorry chud but the class is no longer an enigma hes just a wacky guy with a child-like imagination as presented by Valve. And he wears tons of wacky funny hats!!
>this made tf2 players piss their pants
>>527222797that's still an enigma fitting with strange quirks, anon
>>527222997It's so small and inconsequential, I saw one recently and not once did I think it was a player
I had to point it to a friend who was with me who didn't even notice it
>>527206176i can see his cock..
>>527222218The LP was going for like hundreds before this repress right?
>>527205384I wonder if we'll ever see re-releases for the other items like robo sandvich
>comp match
>2 heavy's, a pyro, and 2 scouts
>play medic
>lose in 2 minutes, topscore with most heals and dm on team
Why does competitive live in peoples heads rent free?
>>527226691purge ctf from casual matchmaking and those 10 year olds will no longer plague the game defending casual
ive been there... on 2fort casual.... ive seen things you people wouldnt believe... friendlies grooming underage boys while displaying futa porn on their decals... congas turning into ERP...
>>527227320Why do they do it?
>>527225895I hope. I want some cool tf2 merch bros
>>527227320disabling sprays in casual and some community servers is the most retarded thing ever when people can still put whatever they want on objectors and pins
>>527227501porn addiction. Lack of human interactions in the real world. Predatory tendencies and a desire to be with someone more "innocent" because they wont notice their obvious flaws as human beings.
Its fucked but it happens a lot online
>>527227668and the only reason they didnt disable decals is that they actually monetize those, even though by the same standard they should also be removed to ensure a "Safe Experience(tm) and avoid distributing disturbing or illegal imagery
>>527219586https://img.kemono.su/thumbnail/data/f4/88/f48890bf4c4790846022bec3754bd3a09e1551f1d0a0172ccd0a6783b41f718d.jpg
>>527228262god forbid they can't lose that precious penny from someone buying a decal they take the easiest option and people shut up
>>527229021Jesus fucking christ...
me wasting the ink on my pen
>>527233110Valve please add this
>>527233110>custom skinNEVER EVER
>>527233110That looks like shit
>>527233226grenade launcher bottle skin
>>527233110Fuck that, new weapon
The Beer bottle launcher
(Fires empty beer bottles)
-20% base damage
on direct hit inflicts bleed for 10s
+2 clip size
>>527187204trannies lost, got perma-muted for kicking random players on castaway EU
keep seething
https://castaway.tf/bans/index.php?p=commslist
>>527235114>Intentionally malicious disruption of server activityI don't have a reddit wojak ugly enough for how retarded that ban reason is
>>527233226me bottles o' scrumpeh
Have a frag filled Friday.
>>527239254next OP right here
>>527239254>kirby>dawn>valentineBASED choices
>>527235401why does castaway have rules
i never knew of this
https://castaway.tf/rules.html
>>527239254what's kirby doing there
>>527239254What a CRINGE edit.
>>527239372Gotta respect the classics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhrdIhh-mh0
>>527222218how is it a free hat I have to buy the vinyl to get it
damn, so many people banned for cheating on castaway
im glad thats the main ban reason anyway, but i hope these arent false positives
https://castaway.tf/bans/index.php?p=banlist
>>527235114based
>>527239254missing konata
>>527239834she's blu's Heavy
Yo betta nawt make that image the next OP edition or else am gonna get set off on one with a bona fide meltdown
>>527239254>>527239834Konata should be the Spy, I've never once seen Helltaker mentioned here
>>527239996Fuck off retard
I'm off to bed now, if I wake up and see an OP image with unrelated characters in the image I will throw myself off a cliff.
>>527240430hope you deliver this time
>>527240038You know what damn, you're right. I didn't even think about til now but it would've been a good callback to this classic HUD.
>>527240547If you have ever used these you should kill yourself.
>>527240547If you have ever used these you should keep on living chad.
>>527240607>>527240625I used those and these. Is that okay?
>>527240625Being a manbaby doesn't make you a chad.
>>527240690Cringe, absolutely not.
>>527240723The only manbaby I see here is you shitting your diapers over someone using something that doesn't affect you in any way
>>527240861Seeing adults obsess over characters from children's cartoons negatively affects my mental well being.
>>527240992Then you are in fact a terminally online manbaby that needs to stop caring so much about things that don't affect you in any way.
>>527241076I'm not a manbaby i'm a man autist.
>>527241215That's the same thing.
>>527241282I actually grew up unlike you.
>>527241326lmao no you didn't retard you're obsessing over people you'll never meet liking cartoons and saying it somehow "negatively affects my mental well being." You're nothing but a manbaby crying at your computer with no job living with your mom. Go to bed like you said you would, you have a busy day of sitting at your computer crying in our thread more tomorrow ahead of you.
>>527240690based, ultra based
gawd i wish those hands were mine!
Why the fuck does this shit board have a longer cooldown than all the others and then it gets even longer when you want to image post again
If Mundy was real he would owe me sex.
>>527207151>Cutting scarsPyro or medic.
>>527241634same
>>527241820this is generally a slower board not meant to move as fast as /v/
>>527242372>sameI was only being sarcastic.
>>527242269>Pyro or medic.Based.
>>527242507>>I was only being sarcastic.right and I'm sure you were only sarcastically downloading fempyro porn and only sarcastically fapping to it
The guys on /v/ continue to make me laugh.
>having an argument on how I dislike console shooters for their limitations
>he shits on TF2 and says it's a bad game
>his reasoning?
>you can host custom servers, custom game modes, and make your own maps
>reasoning is that "this is too hard for normal people to do, and it encourages unfairness, so it should be removed to make casuals feel more at home"
>he also unironically argued that TF2 would be improved if it ran on P2P
At this point I had to assume he was just trolling. None of what he said made sense.
>>527242604>sarcastically downloading fempyro pornYes, I only post it because I think it's funny.
wonka
md5: 6d06490cb40e6c6041cbda968fd49c62
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>>527242763riiiight, we all believe you anon
>>527242839Like I have said many times, I don't want to cartoons nor gas masked people.
>>527242623Was the context Splatoon? I've played that game for 10 years and would advise that peer-to-peer is absolute garbage.
>>527242964you'll come out of the closet soon enough when your "ironic" fempyro folder is 2 gb
>>527243128I only download them so I can delete them after I have posted it.
>>527243101Yeah, I said that Splatoon's online had a lot of problems, and for a 10 year old game that's had 3 installments, they've done so little to fix the problems.
>we mindbroke the floyd autist so hard he's now "sarcastically" seeking out fempyro porn and dumping it in the thread
we won
>>527187409ideally something completely unrelated to tf2
>>527243225I think they don't really care about fixing them because it works well enough for Japan, and people will play it regardless of whether its fixed or not for both Japan and other regions. It also doesn't help that S2 and 3 are based on the same engine and I imagine 4 will be as well given that S3 runs on the Switch 2.
file
md5: 72404c25e454a2aabbace554a9a25bc2
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>>527244572you get back here and explain yourself, young man
>>527246202figured you were probably talking about the tf2g server and not tf2 in general, also I suck ass at the game if it wasn't obvious enough
>>527246345Just in general, anon. Pretty good work topscoring anyways.
>>527246345be not ashamed of fragging, anonymous
>>527242623>be told that TF2 is old and outdated and I should play a more modern game>laugh in his face while I go play a round of DR_Lazytown_christmas
>>527242763>>527243205you can fap to fempyro anon it's okay
>>527239254every day is a day for me to frag
>>527185981I use Splash Damage from the Rocket Launcher which allows me to hit enemies without actually having to aim at them. Some clueless gamers on the enemy team sometimes even mistake the brainless clicking for true skill and drop a "ns" in chat.
>>527248234Posted the ones i primarily used but also had this one for a time before it just broke. Pretend it was animated.
>>527248258My man
>>527248258man that red soldier is fucking retarded
>>527248856it's AM
I'm sure I've died in even more stupid ways. it's a factor of life
>>527248778>NMH heartbased, I rocked that with the fsjal hud for a while
>>527249441ashamed of his score
33746
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>>527248234sorting by oldest on gamebanana is pretty fun
33766
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>>527251082would, would, would, would, wouldn't, would, would, would, would
>>527251213what's wrong with femheavy
Heh...
Looks like it's frag o'clock...
>>527251268something about her face... she's staring into my soul
>>527251495damn I thought it was going to be oppai Konata
>>527251526the world is not ready for oppai konata ambassador
>>527251576i was born ready
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>>527251939>the black weegeelmao
>>527251939this shit was fucking hilarious in 2008
>>527252192oh I know, I remember making weegee edits myself
>>527242623Anon newfag zoomies are retarded on average. They haven't grown up knowing anything else other than overwatch or call of duty instead of things like tf2 and halo. They don't know any other way because games like this fell out of fashion
>>527252623no zoomer's retarded enough to argue in favor of peer to peer, /v/ is full of people pretending to be retarded
>>527252794brother they are not pretending
>>527246345>Valve Matchmakinganon, you can join servers on the spot from the browser! you do not have to suffer through the soulless MM machine. I know the server browser seems a bit daunting but if you add these servers to your favorites you might have a good time.
https://pastebin.com/tbEFStAe
Check out Zesty's and Uncletopia too but be aware theres some unsavoury people in there
>>527253054>anon, you can join servers on the spot from the browser! you do not have to suffer through the soulless MM machine.I was going to but all the servers I play on were either full or empty at the time, usually play on zesty's
>Go to your Server Browser (you can do this on Steam - Servers without opening TF2)
>Go to the Favorites tab
>Open Filters
>Check "Has users playing" and "Not password-protected"
What do you see? Picrel
Last time I played was Mar 29. What's new?
>>527253808Honestly? Nothing other than what's in the OP, they unmuted F2Ps and b4nny lost
>>527253808people banded together to give andres.martinez.2012 the ability to chat for some reason
also minor bugfixes from github
https://www.teamfortress.com/?tab=updates
>>527253987That's good, I'm glad f2ps can chat. I heard it went open source or something like that and have just been waiting to hear news about new cool stuff being built but so far nothing.
>>527253506>tiny kitty's girl pound
>>527254173It's slowly but surely happening, we're getting trailers of stuff like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYSy9myRQv8
>>527254173Who would build something with tf2? All we have are ports of stuff that already existed, and if someone cares enough maybe we'll get tf2 in l4d, but the days of original stuff like parkour fortress is over. People would rather go make stuff for roblox and fortnite instead, and when they do there they can make money too
>>527254279bro there's already like 10 mods on steam using the API, people are doing it
>>527254279TF2C and open fortress don't count? plus this
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>>527254408>>527254359>We are getting ports of stuff that already existed They already existed before tf2s sdk went public.
>>527254173>I heard it went open sourceyeah the existing mods are now working towards porting their shit to the new codebase, which takes months.
So if you wanna try them keep in mind they're mostly already out, just not on steam yet so you just have to go to their specific websites to download them
https://store.steampowered.com/mods/440/
TF2 Classic is the only one that has a consistent 24/7 playerbase anyway, with Open Fortress being the 2nd most active but having a fraction of the players
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>>527254537do you read 5's as 4's? that was already bump limit