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>News
• Big Run 6/13-6/15
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

alright

woo

me

>>527129142 (OP)
more like splatpoop pee
GOTTEM

I don’t think I can remember all of the new weapon names. I’ll call them emberz/barazushi [weapon] instead.

Friendly reminder that E-literfags should be drug out onto the street and shot.

Friendly reminder that E-literfags are in drag on the streets and hot.

>>527129580
hydra
hydra deco
hydra eb
dynamo
dynamo deco
dynamo eb
tentabrella
tentabrella deco
tentabrella eb

Tinfoil theory
GCK-O splash was meant to have zipcaster but the devs backed out at the last minute.
>sticks to surfaces
>long tongue = extending arm

One more for good measure

>>527129618
>all these new weapons
>turf war
>eliter badges eliter title
>turf war
>rp eliter
>turf war
gas all charger cowards.

>>527130187
cite another weapon whose name has anything to do with its kit

Do (you) like 60fps woomies?

>>527130835
Aerospray RG
>Retard Gameplay

>>527130938
Genuinely got jump scared the first time booting into the plaza after the update. Dem frames a scary

Still haven't played. Waiting for an email to tell me I can buy a switch 2. Feels like a waste to play switch games without it, honestly.
>Log into mynintendo to see which email I have associated since I've had this account forever
>get a happy birthday message
I was trying to forget since everyone else did. All well.

>>527131783
>Feels like a waste to play switch games without it, honestly.
i don't understand

>>527134031
I mean, I really just wanna play scarlet without all the jank. A replay of odyssey seems like a good time too. Higher FPS in splat also seems fine, though I'm guessing that's only for the hubs and the game was already there during battles.

When you get the good mudmouth rng

How's the sprinkler + crab bucket working out for charger?

>>527129378
...That joke was pretty shitty.

Pun only half-intended.

And no, I'm not sorry for the fucking pun, lmao.

im making a password lobby
only yebbies are allowed

>>527134703
Sounds like you're going through FOMO since even my cousin going through that with me since I bought the Switch 2 and he's been asking me all sorts of shit about it especially MK:World.

r8 its kit

>decide to play some series
>enemy team has one gold x-rank and two silver x-rankers

i remember why i stopped playing

why can the S blaster hit me with indirect when i'm right in front of his face

>>527137987
Main
>6/10
Kit
>7/10
Aesthetic
>2/10
Total
>5/10 weapon
Verdict:
Cancel McCarter

How many wins to get a 10 star badge? my 6 stars is at 800wins

>>527137987
it's a sploosh that can roll wow
>>527139763
6 million points

>>527139763
Assuming you have a 100% ranked knock out winrate getting 2500 points per win, it'll take 2400 wins.

>>527139763
I dunno

>body waking up 3 hours early and refusing to go back to sleep
okay
time to game I guess

>>527139867
it's much better than sploosh
sploosh is a spreadfire, it can miss point blank, while daps are two parallel streams of fat projectiles that are both super forgiving and can be consistently converged even at range
and they have more range

>>527140392
B-but t-t-trumpet...

>>527140541
raijin step is funny but not good
and you can do it with .96 too so no reason to sploosh

>>527138508
Would you brush your ceph's teeth with it?

Moomy!

>>527137437
Probably. Once they announced the upgrade for S/V I ended up wanting it. I'm used to not being able to play with others anyways though.

Is it just me or is Emberz's tri stringer kit pretty good? Are stringers finally getting some love?

This is you /ink/

but i dont wanna be drugged on the street

if you use crab honestly you deserve cancer nerf when

>>527143021
That's not what your ceph said

>>527141170
red pill me on the Mario Kart cow

>>527141170
Turning this useless meme character into hamburgers to feed my woomy

>>527143437
Make it a smashburger. That shit's delicious.

>>527143948
>4 professionally trained agents and 1 poor woomy

>>527143948
ngl I was hoping the Mechanic was actually Agent 4.

>>527142418
correct

This frightens the st/ink/er

>>527144849
Not japanese, stupid name advertising his fetish, no fear factor, just disgust

>>527144849
The woomy behind this tag has VERY strong genes

>>527142418
love kani

>>527144849
>his fetish
anon, it's just funny

When you take screenshots in docked mode are they in 4K? I heard the videos are locked at 30 FPS

haven't played since final fest. any balance changes I should know about? how are the new weapons? is hydra with bubbler as obnoxious as it sounds?

>>527147037
Zooka got kneecapped
Pencil got neutered
Cooler still reigns
The real problem is the amount of turbosweats and jobbers

>>527141170
Hey man, what's your beef?

>>527143420
it's a silly meme character that is actually good because it's heavyweight = higher top speed

Why am I getting matched against silver Xs when I'm 1600 MMR? Just wanna chill and splat

>>527147152
>Zooka got
a slap on the wrist
>Pencil got
1/25th of what it deserves
>Cooler still reigns
true
>>527147037
>hydra with bubbler
is largely a meme

Fishing with Shiver

Here's the new loading animation that you rarely even get to see because of the super fast load times

Any new weapon(s) you're pleasantly surprised that you ended up liking? For me it's the new mini.

wake up babe, it's time to go 0-3 in series

I need sex with the mechanic woomy.

>>527147527
I like it, that looks pretty cool.

>>527147370
>Ywn catch a handful of fish just to store them away and cook the occasional fish-based dinner with Shiver
Man, that would be a cool life to have, enjoying fishing with Shiver and just sharing stories and such while learning new fish-based recipes.

Can Shiver cook?

>>527148365
I do think she might know a handful of recipes, especially of spicy dishes.

>finally win a match
>glitches the fuck out like this after the game ends
>comm error
>doesn't count as a win
>doesn't even show up in recent battles
Nice game, nogami

>>527148514
not my problem

>City in 60fps
>SR still stuck in 30fps
Sigh
Oh well. Fsh?

>Entire new page for new stages
You SERIOUSLY think Urchin Underpass is where the road ends? Get real, Anon. We're here for a loooong time.

I really don't know how well Raiders will sell.
S3 and SO must've scared off quite a lot of people. Not enough leadership, and too many cooks, trying to show off by cooking 3 things at once.
Sucks to see them waste what could've been good ingredients.

>>527151065
I can see them doing the rest of Splatoon 2 maps just because that game doesn't have Switch 2 enhancements.

>>527151709
It doesn't matter if it cooks or if it craps itself, Nintendo has shown time and time again that consumers will come running with their wallets out if they greenlight and advertise something hard enough

>>527151709
You underestimate how popular Splatoon is in Asia. The trailer for Splatoon Raiders got more views in Japan than the Switch 2 Direct

No fatties allowed beyond thins point

>>527152090
If you use the Switch 2 and MKW as a baseline sure. I think the fact that 3 had no legs and SO word of mouth was so bad, and the multiplayer population was obliterated might be more relevant metrics. I think everyone bought OE when it came out. I think less than half of people bought SO.
>>527152829
The franchise is popular, sure. I just think more people are skeptical or cautiously optimistic than just optimistic.

>>527153231
Raiders is looking more like a single player game, so SO shouldn't factor in heavily to it. But, SO is a blight on the console.

>>527153979
Orderfags take the L yet again...

Good morning /ink/, what’s on the agenda today?

>>527154336
60 frames per woomy

>>527154336
Jerking off to cephs.

>>527154336
Laugh at doomers pathetic attempts to rain on woomy's parade

>>527153231
i think you're retarded

I hope Raiders is at least 10 hours long. Not too short, but not too long either.

>>527154876
I hope it's really long, like Xenoblade long
It should be replayable/inexhaustible, have side missions and should feel like a commitment rather than a story mode in the form of a new game

Will you be using mouse controls in raiders and splatoon 4?

>>527155062
an endlessly bloated single player campaign is the opposite of fun. There's a need to strike a balance.

>>527154369
Gamer woomy
>>527154657
Splendid
>>527154415
Marvelous

>>527144043
she seems to have more skills than them, if she's a mechanic and a survivalist and possibly a pilot
the agents are just randos

>>527144043
But look on the bright side that means they now get a woomy to repair gear.

>>527156275
are all the agents canonically girls?

>>527144043
Don't be mean to Agent 4.

>>527156425
The base model agent has always been female, so yeah.

>>527156513
inb4 she ain't agent 4 but still accomplished incredible shit throughout the game that even the agents would stare in aw over
"the fucking mechanic did WHAT!?"

>>527154876
10 hours?
Nah I want a full 40 hour adventure

I wonder will this let you have Deep Cut concerts on the island as one of the hidden unlocks?
Like you look for items to make all their old outfits so you can watch any song with them in any outfit they have

>>527156425
No, because Agent 8 is canonically the opposite gender of Agent 3, and Agent 4 is canonically the same gender as Agent 8

>>527156556
damn, we being totally spies up in this bitch

>>527156425
Yes all official trailers have a woomy while OE/SO have veemo. Its a Woom/Veem game in a Woom/Veem world

>>527156748
>Agent 8 is canonically the opposite gender of Agent 3, and Agent 4 is canonically the same gender as Agent 8
Since when? It's always been Veemo and Woomy in every trailer.

>>527156808
Are you telling me everytime the agents get captured they end up in some kind of bondage fetish?
WOOMY!!!

>>527157013
I should have kept my mouth shut kek

>>527156625
oh shit, I got things wrong, fuck
you get what I meant

>>527156941
Since forever
Did you forget promo art existed

>>527157328
If we're using promo material as canon then Agent 3 and Agent 8 are both male according to the 10th anniversary promo.

>>527157328
who the fuck is the blue guy in the back?

>>527157493
Nuh uh

>>527157328
>a random promo is more canon than every trailer we've ever had
Splatoon 2 fags were a mistake

imagine salmonlings with punk haircuts and garbage scrap weapons(much like what we see in raiders) and unlike the octolings who are chill with the inklings, these mother fuckers are more on the chaotic side, not evil just neutral and you play as them to stop inklings and octolings from stealing your eggs

>>527158024
>Imagine Salmonlings
No thank you

>>527157834
Its just yebweyy cope they just can't accept its a woomveem world.

>>527158098
why not?

Reminder Salmonid "ink" is implied to be bodily waste
Grizz is paying you to wade through literal shit

>>527158274
ok I think I get it now, never mind
no Salmonlings, gross

>>527158105
>>527157834
Death to all yuri/yaoifaggots, inshallah

>>527158274
worth it

Did you know that a Tokyo International Shark Film Festival was a thing??
Shiver did

>>527158502
speaking of sharks, I remember seeing fanmade concept art for splatoon 3 that was before the release and the villains were sharks who can mutate or some shit, it was cool

>>527158502
Watching shark-themed B movies with Shiver.

>>527158739
I vividly remember that too. I believe it was on ArtStation, too. I loved a lot of the ideas. I hope we get an Inkopolis Bay city hub someday.

>>527158842
>Shark-themed B movies
I wonder if she would even be into cheesy movies? And what her "cheesy movie" tolerance levels would be?

stamper is the most privileged weapon of all time
what do you mean it gets three of the best kits in the game

Give it to me straight, /ink/, did they ruin Urchin Underpass?

>>527159595
No, it's perfectly fine. I even kinda prefer this slightly bigger mid. Flanking has never felt better

I’m selling coke at urchin underpass hmu

kek

>>527159942
>Marijuana Mall
Fucking lmao, how do you fuck up mistyping "Arowana Mall" that fucking badly? Holy shit.

>>527160225
Mouthbreathers who use vtt

>>527160429
It's just so fucking funny to me, holy shit, vtt is a shitheap disaster but goddamn, can it produce comedy fucking *gold* like that YouTube screencap, my sides

Dude seaweed lmao

I still think 3 should’ve been saved as a Switch2 launch title.
>S2 still playable on Switch1
>one game per console keeps the IP fresh
>new content this late when most eyes are on NS2
>high level SR caused low framerates
>NS1 visuals had to be downgraded to keep up with the new console
>frame drops now in pvp when playing against people on NS2

>>527160721
>That filename
>That art image
Lmfao

>>527158842
Lets see what they are showing

Jaws in Japan (July 4)
Onsen Shark (July 5)
Jurassic Shark: Metal Machine Mako (July 11)
Mummy Shark (July 12)
Camp Blood: Clown Shark (July 12)
Bull Shark 3 (July 13)
Chum (July 13)
Matsushima Tomoko Same Yugi -Game of Shark- (July 25)
Ouija Shark 3 (July 26, 27)
Marina Monster (July 26)
White Death (July 27)
Shark Boy Meets Girl (August 2)
Graveyard Shark (August 2)
Narco Sharks (August 3)
Eiga Odekake Kozame Tokai no Otomodachi (August 3)

Looks like a collection of Shark B-movies

>>527158990
They are all shark movies so the answer would be Yes yes she would.

>>527161304
Honestly could imagine Shiver laughing her sides off with how cheesy they are and having the time of her life while enjoying some classic popcorn.

PARUKO-CHAN
SEKKUSU SHIYOU!!!!!
KON'NANI TSUKINANONI TSURENAINA UOOOOOHHHH ToT

>>527161304
What would shiver’s opinion on The Meg and its sequel be

>>527161304
where's sharknado 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5?

>>527161625
>shiver 30 seconds in

question, how strong is a human compared to an inkling or octoling? For some reason I feel like they are weak, especially how every weapon they have including the heavy ones is a super soaker

>>527161901
Inklings are weaker, but they are able to revive after death, so to them dying is hardly an issue. A tough Inkling could easily win a fight with a human through sheer attrition

>>527159942
They didnt have testfires until 2015.

>>527149247
That's not nogami

>>527161901
imagine a chimp
now imagine a chimp, but remove every bone in their body and replace it with even more muscle
that's a woomy
she will rip your face off

>>527162292
is it confirmed? they look like goo, you sure they have much muscles in there?

>>527148365
Frye needs to eat.

>>527161901
Humans have skeletal muscles and dense bone structure and are evolutionarily persistence hunters meaning they can conserve energy very efficiently
Cephs are confirmed to have cartilaginous pseudoskeletons, and inklings specifically have cuttlebones which is the only "true" bone in their bodies
Couple that with thin skin and hyperactive metabolisms that require a LOT of energy to be burnt I would say humans generally have the upper hand

>>527162558
true bones?

>>527162707
Cephalopods don't have bones irl or in Splatoon save for members of the squid and cuttlefish families which have gladiuses/pens and cuttlebones specifically
They're vestigial remnants of an external shell and are high in calcium

>>527162292
Worth it

>>527162707
I think he means that they only have a few dense bones and the rest is cartilage

>No Switch 2 yet
So I know that the lobby in splat-tim 3 doesn't chug anymore, but are there any visual improvements to the multiplayer? Like a higher resolution, or something?

>>527163315
Yes but the framerate outside of the cities is still capped to 30

>>527163146
alright

>>527161901
An untrained ceph is capable of jumping more than 5 feet off the ground. An untrained human can do a little bit more than 1 foot. Legs are generally 3 times more powerful than your arms. If a woomy punched you, you'd probably have multiple fractures.

>>527163534
but it doesn't look like they can jump that high, can they do it willy nilly?

>>527163662
Cephs are 5 feet tall and you can jump over each other in regular gameplay.

>>527163662
they can jump their height straight up and twice that length-wise, from standstill and with no run-up. regardless of if you're in 75 cm inklings or 150 cm inklings camp, they outperform humans in terms of jumping.

>>527164126
arnt they tiny?

I thought cephs were tiny cause the fruit in salmon run are gigantic

>>527164176
ok but does that necessarily translate to general strength? i know it does to humans but they are ceph mutants

>>527164181
eh
guys who bought a single spla2n artbook say they are human-sized
guys who did their research around everything else including a literal human skeleton in one of the stages converge towards them being half the human height

>>527163464
>Doesn't even care about marine biology in the marine biology general
Fake fan

>>527164764
i said alright though

so an inkling can just lift a grown human like nothing?

>>527164875
i bet youve never been to an aquarium tourist

>>527165105
but anon i didn't say i didn't care i said alight, like i go it

>>527164764
Why won't woomy accept my seed :(

>>527165320
Because Takos will
>IYKYK

anyone wanna play some open at rotation?

>>527165320
Your not fresh enough

Good night, even though it's almost 9 in the morning.

>>527166159
I need to be Callie's little spoon...

>>527166326
Who am I to stop you? Go for it, anon. Achieve those dreams.

>>527152090
That only works if your game is fun to play.

Is splatoon 3 fun to play?

>>527165720
Me

>>527166542
If you have play with st/ink/ers, yes. Win streaks are fun.

who wanna fsh soon

>>527166657
She's so cute

>>527151709
This time Nintendo is finished for sure!

>>527166823
Yes she is a good woomy

>>527166696
there's that meleefag mentality

you make up less than 500000 sales

>>527166749
Me

do i use my gold licenses or should i save them for next game

>>527167149
opening

>>527167248
They're not gonna carry over, use them

>>527151709
>sales numbers
>>>/v/

>>527167248
You're thinking of the next game when it hasn't even been announced.

>>527166938
There's no game in Nintendo's library that is as unfun as Splatoon 3.

fss 2/4

>>527167413
you need to play more nintendo games

>>527167413
>*adds durability slop and no content in you're are path*
heh, gg easy

open 2/4 if anyone else wants to join

>>527167413
Chibi robo is legitimately the worst Nintendo game I've played.

>>527163315
1440 hub 4k battles

>>527167686
What content is there in Splatoon 3?

In fact I'd say Animal Crossing has had more content filled patches than Splatoon 3 by a country mile.

>>527167540
So name some examples.

>>527167770
>2005

whoa

>>527168356
Veemo has you now

>>527168170
>old = bad
based retard

>>527168618
more like

>my only example of a game worse than splatoon 3 is from over 20 years ago

>>527168789
You can't have multiple worsts.

>>527167413
mario kart 7

>>527167413
Mario Kart World. The CPUs cheating make the game unenjoyable

>>527167413
Smash 4 was horrendous, it sucking so bad is what got me into Splatoon 1

jesus they wanna do a wall strat with roller?

>>527168170
oh nevermind you're baiting, have a pity (You)

>>527169614
Don't expect complex thought from freelancers

>>527162231
Maybe he got to play the demo they had at E3 2014.

>learn a bit of jap cause english translation of this game is terrible
>half of the fucking UI is katakana transliterations of english words

>>527170365
That's not a testfire.

>>527170682
Splat 3's localization was much better than the previous 2 games. I hope Raiders continues the trend

>>527170682
Engrish is fresh

>>527167413
clearly never played Tears of the Kingdom

im fucking retarded ggs S i accidentally ran into the water as soon as i got res'd. oh well

bloblobber

>frye is getting more attention in japanese twitter
>shiver is getting more attention in western twitter
what the fuck is this bizarro world

>d/c
ggs sh, I’m not playing well so I’ll stop here

>>527172038
oh, dang alright, ggs

4th kits please.

>>527172035
Frye's new haircut and outfit are an upgrade over her base design, Shiver's is about the same. But, the mechanic is the cutest imo

>>527171403
Gegs fisk M
Maybe third kits will bring competent players back into the queue

>>527172185
I can play open

>>527173273
was in a game, making a room right now

>>527173810
Erectin' a Woomy

>chaos won
>series' aesthetic went to shit
>green and brown everything
>we even got brown fuckin' idols
my concrete...
my stainless and chrome...
my glass and white paint...
oh, for woomy to experience urban life again...

twink dualies are fun

Alright fill in the blanks

>>527174114
Order winning was a status quo vote, Chaos winning brought us excitement and uncertainty. It's for the best

>>527174114
>Chaos franchise
Woomy game is all about freedom and silly and self-expression
To force order and routine and sameness on Woomy would be like plucking the feathers off a bird and tossing it off a cliff

>>527170698
Could've gotten the two mixed up.
>>527167248
You were supposed to use them to buy weapons you really wanted to use early without Level requirements Anon

>>527174501

>>527174114
How many times do I have to curbstomp you you little booger

I'm a tourist. I came to say that I want to have sex with the new engineer inkling girl. Thanks for your time.

She's a growing lady and needs her protein, don't judge her

>>527176298
For you
>>526911518
>>526912052
>>526912612

>>527174114
2 had a bonquisha nigger idol tho

>>527174501

>>527176806
Yeah but she's not ghetto black, she's latina black so she's automatically sexo

>no third heavy splatling
>no third nautilus
>no third heavy edit
well fuck me I guess

>>527177778
You will play mini and hydra and you will like it.

>>527151709
sorry dude but nintendo already found the counter

>>527176415
>brown version
Too rare, thanks

>>527178127
I've already almost 5 starred zimi purely from using it in splatfests
Hydra is for rolling your way from C to A+ when the new game launches and then it gets put away

>>527174114
Order was repped by a black idol though?

>>527178526
Pearl is more hood than Marina and it's not even close

>>527175274
that's the fun part
with imposed order, comes rebellion against said order, far more colourful than what full anarchy can give you
skate culture used to be counter-culture (before it got commercialized and went to shit)
self-expression feels better when it's earned, not expected
>>527174612
we got none of that uncertainty, everything that happened to the game was either extremely predictable or remained stable and unshakable
all chaos brounght was brown

>>527178884
Chaos brought Anarchy Rainbow thoughever

>>527179117
>inb4 /ink/ starts to pretend deep cut doesn't have the best music again

>>527178884
order lost 3-0
go home smollusk

>>527179343
>/ink/ not being contrarian
come on now anon

>>527178884
Chaos brought us wild woomies and tattered clothes

>>527179591
but consider the opposite scenario
skintight spandex and experimental fashion

>>527179591
if only they actually leaned into that more than the bare minimum

GGs SH

>>527179725
Order would be uniforms and everything being the same. Experimental fashion breaks everything about order.

>>527179591
piss jug on her back

>>527178884
Splatoon is chaotic at its core. Imagine Order winning, everyone showing up to Splatfests in salaryman suits and going to do Big Runs in business outfits

>>527179725
We already have spats with pantylines and gloop/slopsuits, I wouldn't want anything else

>>527180047
GGs

>>527180081
>we could've gotten spy outfits in Order won

>>527180223
Agent 8 wears an Octarian spy outfit and looks like a prostitute
Imagine what the denizens of the deep in the metro did to her tight octo clam

>tfw failed s+ rank up for the 3rd time
bros...

>>527180050
>>527180081
you dense motherfuckers
the overall setting would be orderly
but woomy can not be contained and would still be chaotic, going against said order
thus, balance would be struck
you never played jet set radio or something?

>>527180483
it's not your fault
only absolute diehards are still playing this

what is the dumbest x rank generated nickname you've encountered?

>>527180506
You merely flirt with chaos
Woomy was born in it
Embrace freedom and move towards a greater unknowing, logic is for fascists

I need lorefags to tell me if there's proof that inklings can even reproduce sexually, since it seems that octolings possibly can't. Do the games ever mention "parents" or something?

>>527175357
>>527176969
Good good

>>527180506
>you never played jet set radio
Yeah, I played it a few times on the Xbox. What about it? Splatoon is about new beginnings and change, not about rebelling against the status quo for it is always in flux. Order lost because the premise of order in the Splatoon world is unfresh.

>>527180987
Octarians are not octolings, and true octolings are not octarians
Singleplayer octolings are just offcuts, same as other tentacle troopers

>>527180987
Bad translation. Someone bring out the jp artbook.

>>527180987
>In which an anon completely ignores the belly button and and the idols families
>Octarian
Troopers brought to life with a bit of science
>Octoling
Veemo, Takos & Weyys
Learn the difference

1king fish?

>>527180987
That was retconned in one of the newer artbooks.
Octotroopers are made when an Octoling severs a tentacle and sends it off for treatment and animation (this is what Octarians do to artificially inflate infantry numbers because they're that fucking poor). Octolings reproduce normally

>>527181401
>Octotroopers are made when an Octoling severs a tentacle and sends it off for treatment and animation (this is what Octarians do to artificially inflate infantry numbers because they're that fucking poor). Octolings reproduce normally
Oh, really? That's the first I've heard of that artbook.

>>527180801
i want to create chaos with woomy
but when chaos is already a given, what's the point?
when everything is chaos, nothing is

>>527181608
The octarian energy crisis goes deep
It got so bad after the war they had to start selling junk and defunct military equipment to the salmonids to ensure their cities had enough power and the salmon wouldn't come swarming to take what little their shitty nation had left to offer

the eel deal

anyone else having connection issues

>>527182087
My switch won't connect either.

>>527181827
Your fallacy is attempting to define chaos
Chaos just is and even *that* is antithetical to chaos
You should cease the futile effort of trying to define that which you don't understand, just roll along with it instead like woomies do

>>527182030
Oh no, they made Big Man hot.

>>527182008
Octavio really was North Korea Octo version
Makes you wonder if Shiver and other octo's from around the world viewed Octavio and his country like we view NK today.

so the octarians is the name of the species as a whole?

>>527182030
yes, mario kart not working either, looks like its on nintendo's end

>>527182224
He's already hot

>>527182521
No, octarians are the big ones

did the servers implode for anyone else?

>>527182521
No, you're thinking of Octolings
Octarians are those born within the borders of Octarian territory
Octotroopers specifically are the mindless tentacle troops made en masse for the Octarian army
All Octarians are Octolings but not all Octolings are Octarians

>>527182745
Sorry I'm not attracted to carpets.

the biggest man

>>527182870
>mindless
stop listening to progaganda

>>527182747
>>527182870
oh ok
it seems like the octolings are smarter than inklings, from their tech and overall demeanors

>>527182998
shut up dumb tako
you'd sell your body for a burger

>>527181367
Don't they all have belly buttons? Including the single player enemy ones?

>>527183232
navels are an important landmark for both drawing and modeling people
it would be weirder to not have them

Well? Is Jet Squelcher top tier again?

>>527183481
its toxic mist kit is unironically still better

>>527183481
>nigger weapon gets a second nigger kit to help with it's cowardly playstyle
boil these devs alive

>>527183660
>bitching about a weapon nobody plays to begin with

>>527183590
no... is triple splashdown that bad?

>>527183038
It's more so that inklings are impulsive while octolings are reactive
Inklings have better spatial awareness while octolings have better motor control
Octarian propaganda paints the inklings as lazy and primitive and hedonistic and tries to chalk up the octarian loss in the war to a literal plug being pulled
We learn later in the series that the octarians were simply too rigid to adapt to the inklings' flexible tactics and the innovative thinking of their engineers and captains
There are parallels to the korean war between the two sides as well as the pacific war but imho it reflects the Meiji restoration most

>>527183795
in other words inklings are adhd and octolings are spergs

>>527183660
>backliner does backline things
Rangelet cope.

>>527183925
yes
perfectly reflected by the playerbase and especially /ink/

>>527183795
so what jobs would each better be suited for?

>>527183795
It's also implied that DJ Octavio was nearly mortally wounded by Cuttlefish. Octavio's rigid control and overestimation of his own abilities is contrasted by Cuttlefish's easy going personality and flexibility.

Stamper is dishonest and doesn’t deserve three top tier kits.

>>527184039
The bigger question is what job will trend next
Grizzco is all the rage with cephs because what is literally commercialized genocide is little more than a game to the hyperactive youth of Inkadia

>>527182806
yes

>>527183232
Yes that tells you they are born not grown in a lab like all the trooper types are.

>>527184436
salmon run is such a beloved mode I can't imagine they abandon it at this point, people would freak out

>>527184383
You love Stamper bitch

>>527184572
Given the huge eye that opens at the end of Raiders we might be fighting North Woomurcia Salmon in the game.

>>527184734
I thought that was a Jelleton because of the static effect

>>527184383
>three
Mist is enough to keep nouveau in check. Any other sub, yeah it would be top tier.

>>527182087
oh so that's why i can't play mario kart online

Damn. I'm here for the porn but this shit goes deep. /feg/ represent

>>527184436
like who would be better engineers, scientists, artists, craftsmen etc

>>527183481
it's been good since release, lacking special aside, matchmaking just fucks it up because it wants a backliner behind it to work proper and especially snipes to also paint for it, but it always gets put as the longest ranged gun on the team
>>527183590
all three kits are flawed, yet all three kits are nonetheless good
stock is more focused on spearing single targets deep in enemy turf, it's amazing at it but no special hurts it
custom is for backlining, it's decent enough at that job
cobra is for frontline aggro and constant harassment of anything that moves
>frontline
yes, frontline
pre-tenderize them with a burst and you're baisically a zap with near-perfect jump accuracy
>>527183660
>cowardly playstyle
>jet
only shitters play coward with jet
>but i've only ever seen
shitters
>>527183772
kinda meh but you can do fun shit with it
don't use it as a panic button, jump to people, jet is all about mobility and always being in the action

>get home
>want to play new weapon
>service is down
Bravo Nintendie.

>>527184986
We love fish geopolitics because we're all autistic as fuck
Big Man's "feet" are his anatomical penises by the way

>>527185109
We already have Octarians who are super talented at anything technological like Octavio and Marina. Octarians also had to basically terraform the underground caverns in order to survive, so basically all the mechanical and technological fields would lean in favour of Octarians while Inklings would be experts at arts and crafts.

>>527185308
it's cloudflare, not nintendo
lots of shit is down or partially down right now

>>527178884
>>527174114
seethe

>>527185371
>google to learn more about sting ray dicks
>find this oldie
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mans-penis-stung-stingray-swimming-13197106

>>527185534
cute choco ball

>>527185109
Both Inklings and Octolings are honestly pretty equal and on par with each other, they're not too behaviourally different, an inkling scientist might see things an octoling one doesn't and vice versa
Octarians like to think they're super advanced but they just had the benefit of reverse-engineering human technology first allowing them to make things like electromagnetic hover tech and the "great" octoweapons
The surface nations on the other hand started from scratch and still modernized first, they revolutionized war with ink-powered weapons of mass destruction and severely damaged local geography during the war playing with their new toys

>>527185109
both make killer music tbqhwy
bangers know no borders or species

>>527185887
so humanity is the smartest or at least had the best tech, they are the precursors of splatoon

>>527186373
Humanity wasn't able to make things float in midair like inkrail connections.

To me the most interesting part of the lore is that there rogue Inklings supplying the Octarians like the ones who are in control of Piranha Pit. The Inklings not really having a central figure of authority makes sense when your society sees death games as fun.

>>527186373
they are both the smartest and dumbest considering we blew ourselves up

>>527186614
it was kinda implied that antigravity is one of the techs that humans learned to do somewhere between the third and fifth world wars

Yebby model.

>>527186373
Everything you see in the game is reversed from human tech
The
respawn pads
teleporters
anti-gravity stuff
The AI's
Judd being immortal
The clone tank for ill'Judd
All of it was created by humans at some point

the main thing that separates humans from cephs seems to be hubris and ambition
it only took one generation of alternans to grow up and think they had the means to escape their predicament and ruin everything for themselves

>>527186882
Smooching this yeb on his cute little forehead

>>527186813
>fifth world wars
We are the best species.

>>527187103
>the main thing that separates humans from cephs seems to be hubris and ambition
not at all, cephs are extremely human in that regard
tartar tried to warn them but it all laid on deaf ears

will this series ever be bold enough to have an Inkling villain?

>>527186619
Most sports in the world today can and will kill you given the chance

> not really having a central figure of authority
Countries exist society exist you can not have those with out someone running it
>ib4 jelly conspiracy theory

>>527186373
Yes
And then they all killed themselves in a nuclear war (which in turn led to the salmonids mutating and achieving sentience independently)
The last remaining populations tried to colonize an extinct volcano and for a while it actually worked and the last vestiges of humanity held out - until they didn't
A rocket launch attempting to recolonize the outside world went wrong and caused the interior dome of the colony to collapse in on itself, killing the last remaining humans after generations spent building back
The materials used in the dome however were made with reactive squid cells that absorbed the subconscious thoughts and dna sequences and holes of humanity, when the dome collapsed all those materials contaminated the sea and local wildlife causing them to mutate and rapidly evolve and repeat human history up to the modern day
They even inherited our prejudices, fashion senses and even crops that were preserved underground

>>527187294
Anon my BEST FRIEND in the world, you get it.
Too bad we can't play rn.

>>527187421
she's right here

>>527187103
I dunno, the Octarians paid the ultimate price for their hubris. They were convinced they were 50 years ahead when they were actually 50 years behind.
Motherfuckers went "nah, I'd win" against their former ally and attempted to lead a banzai charge on their territory only to be severely overwhelmed, humiliated and counter-invaded so hard the remaining Octarian territory held after the war ended up being a literal wasteland and the majority of their population were forced to live underground in slums.

>>527187958
I hope we get more hairstyles.

>>527188045
so basically inklings are doomed and we will see the rise of the reptilians in about 10,000 years

>>527188124
How bout exclusive hairstyles only found in this game?

>>527188362
that would suck ass but I can almost see them doing it if they want to do cool styles that wouldn't normally fit under most hats
COUGH TAKO HAIR COUGH

>>527187450
I still think they are going to do that whole turn the Squid research lab thing into the game and make it be humans who did get off Earth and have come back to observe the new world.

>>527188528
they've done "the very last humans all died" several times at this point so it would be kind of dumb if they kept coming up with ways to do it again

Was there any way to tell what Bonus you would get in Side Order? How would I know it would be a challenge bonus or a bonus that rewards you during the task.

>>527188045
>only to be severely overwhelmed, humiliated and counter-invaded
sabotaged
octos relied on huge powerful weapons siphoning energy from the domes, sever that connection and suddenly the weapons are useless
there's a good reason why surface inklings hold onto zapfish and hunt for salmonid eggs, they know the worth of portable energy sources all too well, and taking them all for themselves means enemy can't get them
they are americans hoarding oil

>>527186942
id imagine if the cephs saw a human they would be excited thinking they have the alien that was part of the species that created all of the cool stuff only to realize it's an average joe

My woomy is a war criminal!

>>527189221
it would be like if we saw an inkling and assumed they were an agent 3 super soldier but in reality they're probably just a B- turf warrer like the vast majority of players

Who or What do you want the Big Bad End Boss to be?

>>527189319
only two of those participated in wars

>>527189319
I'm so tired of this war criminal thing. There is no geneva convention equivalent in splatoon. There are no rules of war.

>>527189420
Nogami's self insert

come t think of it, WHERE would you put splatoon on the tech scale from shit like Rust to 40K or Xelee?

>>527189612
>There is no geneva convention equivalent in splatoon
that we know of anon

>>527189840
It’s no Mass Effect in terms of futurism but it's not like it’s 20 minutes into the future either. I’ll say it’s ever so slightly above Fallout

>>527189853
Tartar was never put on trial for genociding 10,007 Octolings. It's clear these rules don't exist.

>>527190042
dem cephs are having better quality of life compared to many sci fi characters lol

>>527189319
They deserved it

>>527190247
ok but did anyone besides those subjects and 8 and co even know about tartar

>>527190578

>>527190981
>treehouse faggotry

>>527190664
the general populace never knows about what goes on in the single player campaigns
the point is that your character just blends back into society with no one treating them special for what they've done

>>527191039
Retard-kun, she doesn't like them in the JP localization either

>>527189221
>cephs saw a human
Avoid the room in Pearl's house that says Marina's private research room.

>>527190664
A statue appeared by Hammerhead Bridge and it was emitting a great light. If there was any governmental body, there would've been an investigation as to what it was, how it appeared and find everyone involved. Two famous idols were also part of if dismantling it, one whose scream is very recognizable. Even if we don't use Tartar as an example, we had Grizz and now Li'l Judd continuing the genocide of Salmonids.

>>527191150
Business idea
Craig opened up adventure parks where you get to play the role of the agent going on "missions" to save the world. Its good family fun and teaches the kids combat basics they can apply in turf matches when they are old enough to play in them. Also why Craig is the largest employer of tentacle troopers now that Octavio has given up his evil ways.

>>527192013
It's either this or
>*Pops out from under manhole*
>"Hey, kid! Wanna earn some... college credit?"

>>527189840
largely on modern human level, with only some extra stuff like reverse-engineered antigravity tech and all the stuff they had to invent to handle system mechanics like ink

>>527191520
> If there was any governmental body, there would've been an investigation as to what it was
They did jelly scientist went to work on the place shortly after you kill Tartar

>>527192448
Its also a way to hide what they do in plain sight and no one will ever know any different.

the one thing about the games lore i don't understand is that octolings and inklings never hated each other, the great turf war was all about "survival of the fittest" to determine who gets to stay on land as sea levels rise

cut modern age and there's so much barren landmass with no one living on it that the octolings could have used that it doesn't make sense why inklings and octolings even went to war in the first place. on top of that you have fish, crabs, eels, sharks, jellyfish, anemone, urchins and whatever other types of sea creatures all living on land... there was plenty of room for everyone, so why did they even go to war in the first place if it wasn't about actual "turf"?

>>527192514
splatoon 4, in space
i mean this time the whole thing
like anti gravity water parks on the moon or some shit

>>527193662
it wasn't about room for everyone so much as it was about room for the superior nation
it was ultimately born from a geopolitics issue and not a social issue because sea levels did more than just trigger a border dispute when crops and other resources important to society were likely affected

>>527163534
>jumping
>An untrained human can do a little bit more than 1 foot.
See >>527153013

>>527184537
>>527185513
Surely nothing can go wrong if we keep making more and more shit rely on cloud computing

Who?

>>527193662
first law of history is that most of what gets written into books is propaganda

>most hyped day of Splatoon 3 since Finalfest
>servers crash

>>527196313
Final boss of the Salmonids, the only one who can summon the tornadoes.

>>527191338
they would look at humans and ask, how come we cant turn to apes

>>527196678
Because we don't have ape crystals.

BEHOLD /INK/
First video ever of the woomy who lives in Antarctica
Gonatus Antarcticus
This woomy is 3ft in length, she's travel size
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BaUbJ1J58U

why is most of the internet reliant on one service
who thought this was a good idea

>>527196397
see: >>527184537 >>527185513

>>527197015
Bury gud womy

salmon anyone

>Open is no longer a "casual ranked" because you can actually lose a decent chunk of points
man
why nogami

>>527198547
+20/-10 is better than +8/-5

>>527198547
the point gains/losses are the same though, you can just climb a little faster

>>527198547
More people play open than series??

Panic open at the hour.

dont panic

>three 3-liner shooter-likes with cooler
>all about equally good at what they do
>nobody used the harder one of the two when there were two, so ngmi added another harder one that nobody will use
for what purpose
nobody likes to be a cooler bitch and nobody likes cooler
>but i like cooler
you are a nobody

I wish they made a controller with the small sticks of a joycon but the ergonomics of a procon.

>>527199349
you are the only onw who bitches about cooler and you do it daily
stfu

>>527199107
Maybe if the matchmaking wasn't so shit more people would play series.

>>527199212
2/4

>>527199968
Knock.

>>527199741
I wonder if series weapon power will improve matchmaking at all. I don't want to get my hopes up.
There are only 147 people (out of top 500 list) that have their Best 9 power calculated. When I checked last night there were only 27. I doubt any of them is even a real person lol

>>527199730
everyone else is too tired to bitch about cooler because it's clear that ngmi's not gonna do anything about it now
i'll keep bitching until it is dealt with

>>527200242
apparently it does but
>splatoon 3 matchmaking
https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932428797787160720

thanks for the flar, chara

and that was the story how coolerschizo was born

>>527200056
Opening, we were in CB overtime.

>>527200443
I mean I know they said that, but I'm not confident it will change anything in matchmaking experience.
I also hadn't gotten a single weapon power calculated yet despite playing a bunch of series since yesterday.

>>527200813
4/4

for whoever is hosting the pb, make it uu and new weapons only, anyone using old weapons get kicked
Only someone who has a Switch 2 and wired internet should be host, fantasy obviously doesn't fit the bill

"whoever"

>>527201256
you dont play the game

>>527198252
hello? are you still up

only someone who has an 8 inch penis should be host

>>527201671
youre not good at the game kold that post grandfest silver x rank badge doesn't mean shit

>getting close to round end
>see opponents super jumping at one side
>THIS WAY THIS WAY THIS WAY THIS WAY THIS WAY THIS WAY
>teammates ignore and keep going forward to try and spawn camp, leaving the objective defenseless
>get steamrolled by 3 enemies
>lose
It needs to be harder to rank up. Faggots this retarded should not be in S+.

>>527202010
>tfw 9.6 inches
sorry guess someone else has to

>>527202010
fuck if only i had 5 more inches

>>527202152
brother...

>>527202010
>tfw I only have a 9 incher

>>527202219
9 inch woomenis

>>527200443
It feels like the matchmaking has gotten worse.

>last second DC
They could've turned it around.

>could have had a 10 star weapon but split my time between it and the side order reskin
fuck

>>527203492
Were you really going to use that badge?

>>527204028
well it's not like I have a top 500 badge to use instead

>>527204076
...at this point in the game?

>>527201793
nah sorry i'm gonna play deltarune, maybe later

>>527204518
Not everyone is good.

>>527204518
nta but my highest rating is 1700

>>527204810
only THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE BEST are allowed on 4chan

>>527205165
I don't even play X ranked battles

>for all their firepower, splatlings aren't known for their turf coverage
sheldon, what the fuck are you talking about?

ceph, skin, eyes, hair, legwear, weapon, gear

>>527198252
ywnbaw and your dad hates you kek

>>527205312
you forgot footwear

>>527205990
No I didn't AI fag.

>>527206021
you don't know what footwear is, do you?

>>527205990
gear is all three slots (if I don't have them I will use the closest thing I have)

>>527206216
Shoes

>>527205312
Veemo
Light tan
Blue
Drill
Dolphin shorts
Glamorz Splattershot
Now or Never Earrings
Chirpy Chips Band Tee
BlobMob Flip-Flops

GGs open

ggs open!

GGs open.

GGs open

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8JGDqlirQU4

>wait 8 mins for the players to get back from recon

>>527208065
That's a woomy.

where are the open lobbies?

>>527208264
you just missed one.

My switch 2 shipped, might get a chance to try the big run with it.

>>527208390
you fucking wooms always play in the morning or early afternoon get a job you NEETS

>>527208139
woomy with twink dualies anon

>>527208264
Host and I'll join.

>F*CK Fascism [anarchy symbol] Protect Tra-

>>527209628
>mom look i posted it again!

>>527209628
we get it anon
you're probably gonna post that cute little image too, aren'tcha~

reminder that b*llin is a nigger faggot

I haven't played since late 2023 and now I see they've added the Splatoon 2 Halloween gear as well as some Christmas Splatoon 3 gear. Neither of the news articles for these gear events show on my news listing, but all of the other ones like pic related show up and I can get the gear from them just fine. Is there a way to fix this or do I just have to wait until Halloween and Christmas come around again?

>>527210024
you should be able to check the Splatoon 3 channel in the applet itself.

A question for /ink/ when you play Raiders are you going woomy or veemo?
If enough new flopper and tentacle styles are added will that influence you choice on which to pick?

im not buying raiders

>>527210247
we don't even know if veemo is allowed yet

>>527210247
currently leaning towards woomy until we see any more hairstyles

>>527210247
I might choose Veemo, we are not Captain, 3, 4, or 8. Might have to make a new ceph for this story.

>>527210307
lol
lmao even
perhaps rofl as well

>>527208065
bitch that’s my shirt. fucking kold

>>527210247
I didn't switch to Vemmo after OE, doubt I ever will

>>527210247
If there's a good veemo hairstyle sure.

>>527210247
Imagine the shitfest if veemo isn't allowed

I havent used burst bombs much, is it better to initiate with them or finish people off with them

>>527210247
why does she have six fingers

>>527210963
initiate. My favourite is burst bomb into special

fuck me

>>527211734
did it just break off or something

>>527210149
I assume you mean the news section on the Switch, not the mobile app? I can't see them in there but I can see all the other ones. It's just the 2 aforementioned ones that are missing.

>>527211734
500 DOLLARS

cobra jet lets you play like such a jackass that I can feel myself actively getting worse at the game

>>527211734
i hope you pulled this from twitter

>>527211734
nigga how

I have a feeling that the Jet and Shot kits were swapped at some point when someone pointed out that Shot's kit was identical to S2's and that goes against whatever made up rule where they can't repeat kits from Splatoon 2 and only that game.

>>527210498
kill yourself autistic pedo

>>527212236
it's from reddit

>>527167413
do you....think splatoon 3 is the first splatoon game?

>>527212287
jet would feel organic either way desu
it's aero that feels weird, burst kraken is an iconic kit for it

>>527212530
it's the first bad one

>>527211734
skill issue

>>527212646
2 is the only bad game.

>you've been loaned: Tri-Stringer

>>527210984
I see 5 but if you wanna know then ask the drawanon that drew her Tuesday

>>527211734
Yeah i paid 450 for this console so im gonna break it because i can't manage my anger at silly squid game.

GGs ct

>erm actually tri-stringer has a well defined niche and-
charger has crab, you're throwing sorry

>>527212275
have you ever gotten pissed in rank to where you press all the buttons and sticks hard and fast

Shiver knows how to fish with a fishing rod because she's a stringer main.

Afro or ponytail?

>>527213662
>Post nerf crab
>Good

>>527213662
>/ink/: I'm tired of fighting the same 10 weapons
>also /ink/: If you use anything other than the same 10 weapons you're throwing and should snap your game in half

>>527213778
no?

>>527214016
How

who else is waiting for big run tomorrow while listening to kpop??

>>527213778
Just yell "fucking nigger" like a normal person.

Full Splatoon timeline:
(Events of Splatoon 1 will be used as a year 0. Basically like how the events of A New Hope are used as a year 0 for Star Wars)
Sometime around 12,000BS1: Alterna, human extinction
Around 2000BS1: Modern Inklings and Octolings Evolve
Around 100BS1: Great Turf War
0AS1: Events of Splatoon 1 Hero Mode
1AS1: Callie vs Marie
2AS1: Events of Splatoon 2 Hero Mode
3AS1: Events of Octo Expansion
4AS1: Chaos vs Order
7AS1: Events of Return of the Mammalians
8AS1: Events of Side Order (States OE happened 5 years prior and Chaos vs Order happened 4 years prior)
9AS1: Past vs Present vs Future
10 or 11AS1: Events of Raiders

>>527211734
I mean at least joycons can just be replaced

>>527214242
This is too confusing

>>527214242
splatoon 2 is the disney era

>>527214242
This is probably what the captain will look like in Splatoon 4

>>527214271
Big Man orgasm face

gassy woomy

bring skirts back

>>527213798
Ponytail

>>527214502
She's a big enough Chuuni she would do it while 8 wears the tight leather micro dress and thigh high boots

Depending on the hairstyles I might just leave mechanic-chan as is, she cute

im playing as male.

>>527212287
That rule is true but it wouldn't apply to shot. "Upgraded" specials like kraken and kraken royale, splashdown and tsd, etc. are considered different by the developers so it wouldn't break their rule.

>>527215254
happy pride month

>>527213778
No, I just spam Ouch & Booyah multiple times

>>527215154
Mechanic-chan is too long. She already has chan in her name. Call her Me-chan.

mechanica

>>527216457
min min is better

>>527216457
Best girl

>>527216457
Too bad arms flopped.

ink jump scare playable male character

>>527216857
it did okay

I’m sick of these update tourist faggots ruining my matches..when do you think they’ll leave? they don’t deserve to use the new weapons.

>>527217103
Give it until after big run

>>527215259
stop whitewashing her

im such a huge splatoon fan! my who profile on xitter revolves around me avatarfagging as my ceph!
>stops playing 3 days after update

and? splatoon isnt a very good game

>>527215259
stop posting her

i'm so happy that i can just spam auto bombs at backliners with octobrush now

>>527217521
the ones who made art before dipping are okay in my book

btw i think i’m too cool to use the reply feature. also i’m gay

>>527217892
I'm straight btw if that matters.

they never draw me and i saw my ceph on the leaked black list

>>527217521

i took a break from splatoon. got told new update with new weapons. Finally... Grim Range Blaster is back

>>527218038
just don't be black then

>>527218068
these are the types of mfs that revolve their personality around splatoon but have less than 100 hours in the game

>>527218124
Anon...

>>527218124
Yeah, it's purple now tho.

>>527215259
do post her

>>527217521
i need to finsih this comm im being held hostage

>>527218068
The scary part about this is that it's probably from 2016.

I saw a vtuber stream once where she was telling the other girls in the company to “come play and get sweaty with me!” She was halfway through Defender rank and it was day 2 of the splatfest

>>527218242
wtf is this shit how is the grim range still not here

just realized i typed who instead of whole. yeah i get it call me a third world esl for a minor spelling mistake...

>>527218636
you're not getting grim range in 3 bro, it's going to get slapped with a brand and you'll like it

>>527218734
third world esl lmao

>>527218734
atleast you're not american... right?

>>527218592
>>>/vt/ranny

>>527218734
I don't even know what post you're talking about.

not joking, can cephs get buff?

my ceph is power scaling

how to make chargers not miserable to play against

>>527219707
Is there any game that does snipers as well as Splatoon?

>>527219707
memorize all the sniper spots and approach carefully

>>527219707
only way to counter them is to play a charger yourself and outsnipe them

Yeah this is a fresh woomy

>>527220048
kill yourself... ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT

>>527219819
>>527220042
Problem is it's not fun
It's not fun to try to find a way to get somewhere without some asshole one-shotting you from halfway across the map

>>527220048
japs are stealing /ink/ outfits now?

there could be mammalians in this thread...

>>527220998
Oh baby

>>527220998
the only mamallians around are fat ones that should kill themselves

>>527220998
Its all in your head we're all cephs here

>>527219707
you can't

the maps are all designed with them in mid

>>527221824
That explains why it wasn't so bad in the previous games

>make cute outfit for weapon
>the weapon is abysmal dogshit
many such cases

>>527144849
Actually, joey loves playing with eliters.

Eeltail is not fun. It's time to accept the truth.

>>527223317
it never was

>>527219707
sub power up spam and just throw bombs at them from out of reach forever. i miss throwing two chickens across the moray gap with jr. and sub power spam. alternatively, sub saver spam with rp and git gud with marker and hit them 3 times in a row, it outranges scoped e-liter. otherwise, just dc and take the 10 minute ban and hit to your rating, who cares. a 10 minute ban is more fun than 5 minutes of charger aids.

>the 2 3rd kit sets are either Cold or Snake
>the devs know about the kold vs sneakysnake/snakehands drama so they put it into the game
Holy shit
which team are you team underage porn addict mormons or team outfit stealers

*scratches ass*

>>527141117
No. They’d use Decavitator. Now fuck off

I just saw my teammate throw mist at a crab

is there a way to make splatanas work by having better netcode or are we better off putting them in the bin

Hello /ink/, a follow up on the MKW thing.
>>527223262

>>527225219
Your welcome

>>527225442
i hate mario

Hey so there’s a weird bug where emberz dualies has bubbler instead of inkjet? When is it getting fixed.

>>527226512
lol
lmfao

>>527220998
I'm reminded of Sasha-chan, oh no...

>>527226360
Cute

>>527226512
fizzy/bubble is a good kit tho

>>527226860
Sasha did nothing wrong.

>>527227160
She drained me dry, that's something I can blame her for.

>>527225442
I love mario

>>527225442
I wish woomy got into MKW...I miss her youthful spunk.

ggs

>>527226860
It reminded me of senda because of the hair and red eyes.

blasters and buckets need to be removed from the game

>>527229810
tell them, sis

>complaining about blasters in 2015+10
embarrassing desu

>>527229810
>>527229889
If they’re so good then use them.
>errrmmm uh muh integrity
It’s a game.

>>527230031
shit doesn't get better with age

>>527230079
>errrmmm uh it's le game
Integrity is integrity.

3922 1313 3427

>>527230079
i don't want to get banned for using a cheating weapon

>>527230251
I can’t wait to post my patrick image again.

>just got done with my current project
I can finally woomy in peace again...

When is the update to fix the friendship bracelet using the wearing shoes footstep sounds

https://youtube.com/shorts/MU4ZZaE-64E?si=z6uSGGAfJjsFmCM0

What's a good amount of sub power up for beakons?

>>527231312
you really only need one or two subs of it for the most part

ouch...

>>527231312
39 points

I just want a real woomy to watch TV with

forced wins are real?

>>527230251
my main didnt get a third kit.
fuck your rules

>>527232631
Nono could use some company in my block list :)

How do I dress ceph?

>>527232761
oh no a pedophile blocked me

>>527232631
Are you so fucking retarded you can't learn another weapon? Even the known one-tricks can play more than one weapon.

>>527233098
its about the principle. dont like it? take it up with nogami

>>527233181
>principle of being a retard

>>527233379
not as retarded as some of these new kits

Dual Squechler didn't get a 3rd kit. I don't know what I'm going to do.

>>527231312
At least 1 main, 2 mains makes it super fast

>>527233003
nintendo games are for pedophiles

>>527233530
It didn’t even get a first kit.

Post builds you're running with the new kits

>>527234080
I can't bother grinding builds this late into the lifespan of the game.

>>527234424
grinding? You should have a surplus of chunks by now even if you don't want to bother with checking seeds.

>>527234573
I haven't used chunks often and don't have more then 300 of each.

>tfw I can't unlock all the weapons yet
back to grinding I guess

>>527236016
How? What level are you.

>>527234080
Don't think I need to make any changes for the shiny new toy.

the ragequit

>>527236841
>That S-named player ragequitting on a Splashdown
Fucking lmao, the immense amount of ragey salt they must've been screeching out after that Splashdown.

if Joey was fat his name would be Doughy

>>527236841
nono wouldve posted the same clip

>>527232761
I still can't believe someone like F would block someone like that even for being annoying, what really happened.

>>527237997
he folded like a lawn chair to appease like 2 inkers, thats what happened

>>527236841
>finishing that game wouldn't have counted as a loss
>he chooses to make it a loss for him and have to wait 20 minutes to play again

Joey son or nono daughter?

>>527240378
why does he have breasts, this is terrible

>>527240945
his mom had big boobs

>>527240378
I want to bury my face in his big fat tits and let him squeeze my eyeballs out holy fuck

>>527240378
>>527241052
that weyy is disgusting, jesus i hate some artists

Holy shit I’m so pissed off. I did the system transfer to switch 2 and my Splatoon3 playtime isn’t updating

yes we totally care you no lifed splatoon 3

>>527241759
Do any of the games have updated times?

who salmn in 20ish mins

>>527243097
Living up to the name.

>>527243097
Holy shit John Cena plays splatoon

>>527243097
Why is he invincible

>>527243743
https://youtu.be/se0gZJV3MYg

Feral Woomy who licks and bites her friends

>>527248347
Too big sorry.

sorry tusk my power flickered, now i got a 10 minute ban

question for people who didn’t play splatoon 1 like kold and sneakysnake:
what do you think of urchin underpass

>>527231312
sub power on beakons is slightly more qsj ap with diminshing returns.
>jump time normally is 3.633 seconds
>1 sub reduces jump times by 11.45% or 0.416 seconds
>2 subs by 16.52% or 0.6 seconds
>3 subs by 19.27% or 0.7 seconds
>1 main by 20.18% or 0.733 seconds
>2 mains by 29.81% or 1.083 seconds
so the most bang for your buck is 1-2 subs. 2 subs is the equivalent of 3 subs of qsj for your whole team.

>>527240248
abortion for both

Unplayable fucking bullshit, the top SPro nigger went 3-8 when on my team the match before. Fuck this.

>>527251524
Thanks for the detailed answer

oh my god why does swig have torpedo and WHY IS THE SPECIAL CHARGE 190

>S series
>gold and silver badge enemies
Of fucking course. Stop freshing me.

>>527255380
Fresh!

>>527255443
Choke on a dick.

>>527254873
>idiots complain that swig is bad
>keeps getting buffs
>gets a good kit
>idiots keep complaining that swig is bad
>keeps getting buffs
>gets a god kit
>wait why is swig good
it's almost like it was never bad in the first place

>>527237997
His shiternet genuinely fucked with everyone in the PB though. It was really disruptive when it happened.

>>527254873
It’s not really a big deal, just annoying. Splashdown is the only way it’s doing any damage so it ends up being one dimensional.

>>527255638
nigger i have not ONCE complained about swig being shit and found its other two kits fun. no i dont care if you even implied i complained about it. LETS GIVE THIS AMAZING TURF WEAPON A SPAMABLE PANIC BUTTON

>>527255872
>not a big deal
it's not i guess but it's defintiely another annoying cancerous weapon that takes away the fun of the game to play against

>>527256013
you are one of the smart ones who realised that swig is not bad

Nigger fucking shit.

>>527255872
This + torpedo costs too much when you could be painting instead.

reminder that gootuber still takes 210 to charge for comparison :)

>>527255872
>Splashdown is the only way it’s doing any damage
you underestimate swig, and you massively underestimate swig with a torpedo
it is a legitimately dangerous weapon, and has been ever since they buffed its vert

>>527256637
>>527255872
its the fact that splash down is spamable with it that annoys me. im not calling it meta defining just annoying

>>527256750
200
and goob is also a good weapon with good paint, it's just too hard to bother with

>>527254645
>>527256601
(you) is racist huh

>>527257075
Having this bullshit thrown at you non stop would turn everyone racist and every other possible ist.

>>527257075
based, can we get an inhouse racist /ink/ers vs non-racist /ink/ers or would there not be enough of those to make a team

>still getting into JP only lobbies
Game sure is alive in the west.

>>527258029
The sooner the ameritroon fanbase dies the better.

the only decent /ink/ person at Mario Kart World is Tim
shocker

>>527257808
Fictional racism franchise thoughbeit

All I ask for is a good matchmaking seed in Splatoon 4.

>>527258029
Like a third of all Nintendo product sales are from Japan

I've gotten "not enough players" twice now.

Are any of the new kits good?

>>527266713
Ask again with a less creepy pic :/

>>527267083
This is /ink/. Creepy pics are how we communicate
I have the full somewhere anyways

>>527266713
sauce?

>>527267383
I communicate with simple and cute pictures of Nogami's children.
I will not tell you how good the new kits are.

>>527267476
This is the sorta stuff 500 dollars can get you

>>527267476
I heard they lowered the performance on switch 1 for the switch 2 upgrade? or something like that. not sure if it's true.

>>527267669
in ranked modes for splatoon 1, they removed animated stage background elements in order to try to reduce the chance of the game running better for switch 2 players and giving them an significant advantage
presumably raiders/the next multiplayer game will have >60 fps, though that would end up being kind of shitty if they still refuse to increase the server tickrate

>>527267789
>for splatoon 1
meant for switch 1

>>527267789
It fucking irks me that they won't fucking budge on the tickrate. Same with dedicated servers. For Christ's sakes, dedicated servers along with an increased tick rate would solve two of the big issues with the game.

>>527267916
does mkw have better online? from what I've seen, it looks like rollbacks and shit happening on your screen not matching what the game actually thinks happened occurs just as often as it did in mk8d

>>527268025
I currently don't have a Switch 2 at the moment, but that might change soon enough, plus considering I'm also intent on dumping this Intel Core i7 PC to build a PC with an AMD Ryzen of some sort, it'll be quite the busy(ish) summer if all goes well enough.

>>527258029
For me it's waiting two minutes for a poorly balanced match. Game died in less than three days lmao. Content doesn't mean anything if the game isn't fun to play.

test

I think it's fun

/ink/ discussing splatoon 3 like

>>527268914
I hadn't played since the last splatfest.

>>527268025
It's not as drastic as MK8 it feels like, overall the games does a better way of hiding it

>>527267513
https://litter.catbox.moe/uqsr0hdefv7nbl83.png

Don't trust no (m)urchins, dey not'cho friends!

>>527267789
>they removed animated stage background elements in order to try to reduce the chance of the game running better for switch 2 players
but the game already ran at fixed 60 fps
you had to do something really dumb like all eight players synchronizing tri-strikes to get it to lag, and even then, the lag was purely visual

>>527270335
yes, I've basically never noticed lag in multiplayer
it was a strange decision

>>527269872
thanks

Giving the Splattershot burst bombs and Kraken was certainly a decision

Splash GCKO is unironically fun to play and if you disagree you should put a bullet through your temple. Also when are they bringing Crystal Pepsi back

>>527270230
most of his art is just people self-inserting

>>527272679
that's crazy that someone saved this damn

>>527258778
As if the PB wasn't still laggy

>>527273024
shocker
/ink/ers like this genre of shitpost

cutest mc

>>527273374
Get BACK IN THE WATER YOU FILTHY SQUID

>>527272679
cjet is more fun, you can harass assholes halfway across the map

I hate jet squelcher propaganda
it's not good
stop memeing faggots

>>527274084
Stop jobbing so much and learn to defend against Squelcher then
*Spreads asscheeks and rips ass in your direction*

>>527224164
I'm whatever team that's not the mormon

>>527274282
sure 1TUFFSUKKA
you gonna dc again?

>>527273374
>forgot her freckles
cringe

>>527273374
I do like Mechanic-chan

>>527272280

>>527274084
it's very good
it's baisically a better stamper in every way
but it gets FUCKED by matchmaking because matchmaking considers stamper to take the same role as something like slosher, while jet is thrust into the backliner slot despite it being an aggressive midline that really wants a real backliner behind it, just like stamper
>but muh kits
if it had s2 kits it'd be top tier
>but main is not good
aim better

>>527273374
You can't just post that and not link the sauce Anon

>>527276417
Is there somewhere I can check what weapon is in what pool for matchmaking?

>>527230251
All Urchin Underpass! At least one time every mode plus picture.

>>527278415
seconding

I don't think having it all UU is a good idea.