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>>527137257Happy Birthday to Deepcolor, Lumen, and Pepe!
>CURRENT, FUTURE GLOBAL/JP/KR CONTENT:[6/6-6/20][Standard]6* Sniper Ray, 6* Specialist Lee (Shop), 5* Medic Vendela, 5* Caster Harmonie, 5* Specialist Kazemaru (Shop)
[6/5-6/19]Exodus from the Pale Sea - 5* Medic Rose Salt
[6/5-6/19][Confirmation, Completion, Conduction]6* Specialist Thorns the Lodestar, 5* Caster Tecno, 5* Supporter Grain Buds
[6/5-6/19][Shining Steps]Ray, Tequila
[6/5-7/3][Skin Reselling]Goldenglow, Erato, Greyy the Lightningbearer; Penance, Qanipalaat, Tsukinogi; Kjera, Puzzle
[6/12-6/26]Poly Vision Museum - UI Skin
[6/12-7/3][Crossover]Chongyue, Nian, Jessica The Liberated
>CURRENT, FUTURE CN CONTENT:[6/5-6/19][Standard]6* Sniper Pozรซmka, 6* Caster Lin (Shop), 5* Medic Nowell, 5* Vanguard Surfer, 5* Supporter Proviso (Shop)
[6/5-6/19]Act or Die - 5* Caster Miss Christine
[6/5-6/19][Dithyramb Undending]6* Supporter Tragodia, 5* Specialist Tippi, 5* Supporter Sand Reckoner
[6/5-6/26][Iteration Provident & EPOQUE]Ascalon, Highmore, Lucilla
[6/5-6/19][Skin Reselling]Fartooth, Paprika, Shalem; Saga, Czerny, Insider
>/akg/ website:https://akgcc.github.io
>AK EN Database:https://puppiizsunniiz.github.io/AN-EN-Tags/akhrchars.html
>More valuable resources:https://rentry.org/akg_resources
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>bum thread
lol
lmao even
>>527183547What do you mean?
You won't believe who I ran into!!!
>>527183635With your car?
>>527183635turn 180 degrees
then walk away
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Did you guys buy these skins?
I don't know if chongs is worth it or not...
Think I'll skip jessicas since I like the default with her carrying all the guns
>>527183635Cute elf waiting for her date...
>>527183635Why this bitch got such a retarded ass umbrella
Operators who would eat you if you died?
>>527184137All Feline operators.
>>527184000Huh, I wonder who she asked out
Who's gonna feed ceobe if I die?
>>527184110DOCTOR WHO MENTIONED!!!
i knew there were too many parallel of our doctor with who to just be coincidence lmao
Who's the most popular male for fujos? Is it Ebenholz?
>>527184463I will never forgive everyone on BBC for ruining Doctor Who and forever bricked the show
>>527184615Doctor... ruined... on bbc
>>527184615It's more like moffat carried the whole fucking show
Feel happy today. Might betray and stab in the back a pink devil whore later
>2 rolls for Thorns
>But around 120 rolls for Ray for my bnuy collection
Welp there goes my Mujica stash, i won't be able to complete the Sui collection too since i don't have anything for Yu.
Well it's not like i won't be spending money for max pot UiSaki but seeing my OP got depleted like that feels frustrating
>stuck at lv25 on new shitty event
It's nyover for me
>cant be shifted
>stat bloat
>removes everything that made them bearable on LT event
whoever made this event needs to be publicly executed
>>527185267so it's like SSS?
>fotmujicafag rolls for photobashed c*nm0slop
>Is a metakek too
Can't make this shit up
>wake up
>do autos and base
>go about my day
>hours later
>log in
>180/180
>225/225
>>527185474hm yes i
yes that sounds like words to me
how the fuck do you get SS on the hook
>>527185474You are mentally ill.
>>527185474None of these words are in the bible
>>527183957I was a bit indecisive but then saw this and suddenly got all three.
I regret nothing.
>>527185687Well duh, the bible want written in English
Can we skip Thorns and Yu and go straight to Entelechia
Love my wife, that is all.
>>527183957I feel like effects in the Chong skin are too over the top, buy maybe that's just me.
>>527185474Are you okay bro
>>527185667you can use a blocker to shift the jamming machines out of position and create a gap for your hook machine
>>527183957>Jessica, NianOf course.
>ChongyueOf course not.
>>527185960Askybro...
>>527183796Shu, Shu no...SHU LEAVE THAT POOR BEAN ALONE-
>>527183796>beans can casually put their face in dusk breasts
>>527183796There's no need to do that
This is almost worse than RA
>>527185160>there goes my Mujica stashAre you quitting for 1 year? There's no way you are not going to be able to get like 100 rolls
>>527186123i tried and shu got immediately deleted
>>527187083that's fine, you just need to bunch them up so there's a gap
play polyvision or stellar blade.. decisions decisions...
>>527187062I'm going for max pot both Doloris and Oblivionis, i'm gonna need more than 100 rolls.
>>527185758Don't mock the disabled rosie, they make up half of our crew at the cuna de /akg/
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angie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LooSd39DLfI
Why did your hair become so long, Rosemary?
>>527188538My Skyrim game is almost 500 GB and half of it is just coomer models from arca live
>>527189008Inexperienced but eager...
>Closure sets up a firewall for our ship
>Get hacked
>Closure makes Stronghold to practice defending our ship
>The mode allows you to duplicate ops and do things we could never actually do, simulations are useless because those enemies wouldn't attack us, ends up not helping and the ship gets wrecked
>Closure sets up Polyvision
>People say its ass
Why did we hire her again?
>>527189289she gives good head
>>527189289Polyvision is alot of fun and I will miss it when it's gone. Be nice to Closure.
>>527189289Vampire sex good. Only good thing sarkaz are good for.
>>527188640I liked your minigame CloClo...
>>527185917....said no one ever
>>527184463A HECKIN REFERENCE TO AN EPIC WESTERN CULTURAL PHENOMENON AHHH LOWLIGHT YOU FUCKING GENIUS
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>>527189008why is it always her
>>527189605I'm just excited that two of my favourite things are related
>>527185474It's only 120 rolls for collab slop which isn't out in CN yet, what are you, poor?
>>527188167Look at this lucklet lol
>>527189952Who taught her these Arts? Logos?
Super Hook fucking sucks. At least the steam was was pretty fun.
>>527190652She's closure's apprentice now
I never did clear Anni3 in full (somehow despite the guide I followed I messed up somewhere and a couple of enemies got through), who should I use these days? Is Ifrit S2 still good?
Is there a reason the game refuses to give swimsuits to its popular characters?
How long did it take since you picked up the game for your tastes to settle on a single character you can consider a wife?
which skin is worth buying? nian or jessica??
>>527190914Seasons and the amount of skins some OP has. They're not going to release a sexas skin in november and the next summer skin batch is reserved for the summer ops like Pepe
>>527191105Nian definitely, Jessica may get a swimsuit
>>527190757Oh god do NOT let these two in the same room
>>527191105Are you really asking which one is more meta? It's a fucking skin, do you use nian or jessikot more? There's your answer.
where
where is [cn operator]
>>527191436This year!
Until the next banner, everything post Phantom2 is next year!
>>527191105The one you like
>everything post Phantom2 is next year!
Huh, 2025s already over for us damn
>>527191105Both are nice. Jessica's is probably the best of the bunch, tho.
Super Hook was fun and if you can't deal with the laser bots, it's a skill issue.
Fountain War though is ass. Stop giving me fucking phones.
>>527191560Hellfire, locked and loaded
>>527191926how do i solve my skill issue?
>>527191319Wish granted. She's learning from Aak instead.
>Aakhas displayed a keen interest in his new coworker. After all, the censer she carries is effective in distributing all sorts of smoke and vapors. The two of them have been secretly collaborating in the development of 'miracle cures'.
>>527191926do I need to SSS everything for all medals or something?
I'm not playing a fucking mobile game, Facebook mom ahh time sink lmfao
>uma musume global in 14 days
>>527192547Das rite, be scared of Facebook moms.
>>527183957I got Nian and Jessicat ones instantly, but I'm unsure if I want Chong's... 24 OP is a steep price.
>>527192547You know what Facebook mums also play? Respect your elders.
>>527192501Nope. S on all stages should get all the gibs and the medals are just for getting the theme and unlocking the cheat items and that's that, so two items are not available yet.
>>527192547Honor of Kings is where it's at. Normie mobile games make even the highest grossing weeb games look like they make pennies.
>This Polyvision meme gets two weeks
Why tho
Do you think that the operators know that Doctor has a foot fetish?
>>527194005It runs alongside other events so it's fine.
On CN it was solo 2 week event
Still 3 more hours until EX stages
>>527192501>>527193189It's SS on all stages no?
>>527194070>post about operators feet>said operator now gets a skin that shows feet
>>527194248>Already finished polymeme>Still 3 hours to EXI swear to Nene Lowlight will hear about this
>>527196349I will beat you with twenty shoes for your idolatry.
Are you buying the 18 OP Profile Card?
I'm not a racist.
However...
Sankta...
>>52719649022. Use mine too. Inshallah a fake god shall not be prayed to.
How can I be a racist of my wife's a perro?
>>527196869Are cute and you should make one your wife
>>527194791No? SS unlocks the final buff, the medal doesn't account for upgrades, it just needs you to have badges for counter to go up.
>phone
>phone
>phone
>phone
WHERES MA SODA
>>527196928Your shoes will be used on you heretic, humans don't decide what god wills.
>>527197143How does the pink tax evader sound?
HE'S PULLING HIS SHOE OUT WATCH OUT
Everybody gangsta until the practicing muslim pulls the shoe out
>>527197202oh thats a lot easier then. i thought you had to max the badge to get the medal for it
>>527184315Legit the best explosion effect in the game
>>527197517I'll fight monsters and infected in AK any day but I'm not fucking with the sandal wielding people, that's suicide.
>>527197517Gotta channel your inner George W. Bush and dodge them.
>>527197357>cr*ppleI'll pass
>>527197820If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a shoe
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This ui is nice. I like the ones you can actually read, unlike the IS4/5 ones
>>527198069Yeah this is the first UI since the R6 one where the notifications are actually readable.
>>527198069Agree, those ones suck ass being illegible.
>>527197208Have you tried being lucky?
I too am unable to read the clearly visible English text in the IS4/5 UI
>>527198069I just want a Leithanien themed background...
>>527198663Canon /akg/ doc
>>527198663i honestly think they would look cooler without the english text and kept only the runes
>>527198703There should be an UI for way more stuff, it shouldn't be that hard to make them.
>>527198191The dungeon meshi one was legible but that font could throw you off.
I gotta be honest i didnt even know you could change the UI till recently
>>527198920the credit reminder on the store tile was pretty hard to see for the dungeon meshi one imo.
I think I'm buying the bean skin
If I could read any of these posts I'd tell you something about them
>>527198703>>527198897It's not fair... they really need to make more UI skins
>Doctor, when you chose this place as your office, did you investigate? There is a place on this ship where you can be sniped. Where is it? If I tell you, can you make it my private room?
What the fuck is her problem?
>>527199231Who says this?
>>527199231She wants to protect you and keep an eye on you
>>527199216It's like they don't even want my Yuans.
>>527199216>That Pepe and Thorns2 UII need it
>>527199646Nta but Lemuen just comes off as a bipolar psycho with no right to say that kind of thing
>>527198069what's that one from?
all the UI shit is cash shop ain't it
>>527199231Reminder, all Sankta are in the depths of their hearts truly Sarkaz. It is their nature to pillage, rape, and murder, not necessarily in that order.
>>527199849from the minigame rewards
>>527199216wtf i got lost in a rabbit hole finding more and more of them
what is HG doing. GIVE THEM TO US
>>527199646>If I tell you, can you make it my private room?I can spot someone planning an assassination a miles away, you can't fool me. If I pull on the anni banner I'm going to die!
>>527200149>Lappland event UI>Mostima assistant
>>527200149>jessica and kristen ui
>>527200149The UIs might take a little effort to make since I don't imagine they can just copy these fan ones but printing backgrounds independent of them should be easy.
>>527200149PoL UI is sexy. Shame about IS3 being one season before IS seasons started getting UIs.
>>527200361I think that's just the UI guys fav. Found most of them from here if anyone wanted to see them in full
>https://x.com/lens_the_martyr/media
>>527199231I feel like the voiceline guy forgot RI doesn't have any skyscrapers
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>18 op for profile UI
who would be retarded enough to buy this
>>527200532This guy should be hired desu
>>527200435The UI assets are broken up so it's actually simple to overlay a new visual on top and have it work in game. Same with the background hence why a lot of those have custom BGs too. If they had animations like the R6S and dungeon meshi ones that would take longer, but all the other UIs dont so regular UI would be easy to implement
>>527200910I'm sitting on like 300 OP so maybe
Which one of you fuckers swapped my bag of sand for a bag of lupos
>>527201286yeah sorry thats my breeding bag can i have it back
>>527201274pretty good for f2p imo
>>527201286>bag of lupos>only one lupo
>>527201368>midnight is in it
>>527201556he's the most breedable one there
>>527199740There's a good chance we do get a pepe UI soon actually. It's the next limited event rerun after Shu and that got a UI. It would've been 5th anni but that was ch14 instead
>>527201286I had to look up what Myrrh was nobody EVER talks about her
>>527201924Unless they cancelled making UIs after the complaints about it being 30OP..
>>527201286i thought vulpis was a lupo..
I would do a poll about which of the two modes /akg/ prefers, but I'm pretty sure it's Super Hook and it isn't even close lmao
i prefer REAL CONTENT and OFF-MODEL FANART
>>527202292Anon, why would Suzuran's mom be a lupo?
>>527201286It was me. I took your Thuc2 to get more pots for mine.
why are they so afraid to make 5* ops decent
>>527200149So many of these are godlike, I'd fork over so much for that Babel one. Lens (creator of several of these) is a true king. CNbros, if you see this, please promote this man's work. He needs to get hired.
>>527202547yanking out her fake tail
>>527202612To sell 6* ops.
>give Mon3tr an incredibly basic and moe design
>schizos complain about the lack of monster features
>Mon3tr doesn't care and becomes hugely popular
I honestly want to see more proper monster girls, but Mon3tr is stating the obvious.
>>527202612We literally just got Rose Salt
>>527202612wdym? 5*s have been really good as of late
obviously even a low ranking 6* beats 5*s if you compare them like that. if you compare 5*s vs other 5*s then we've gotten a lot of strong ones. they're no longer pure meme tier like they were 2 years ago
>>527202851>lack of monster featuresDo they want the predator face?
>>527202851>coomers will eat any slop as long as it makes the dick hardWow really?
So what exactly was Aulus thinking when he traumatized Thorns?
>>527203141If it were me?
>Clawed hands and feet (OG colors)>Sharp teeth (but not full Predator)>Bigger, sharper tail>Make her three feet taller and thicken her upBut everyone has different tastes, and she's clearly designed for the moe crowd. Oh well, I guess the Asbestos-type audience isn't large enough.
>>527203583>See Isidro, if you don't want to end up like that, keep practicing alchemy and don't commit sea.
>>527202492The ones about going shopping with Doctor
The votes for rose salt in the sexy poll last thread were all ironic and sarcastic
There are not actually lolicons in akg
The real creepy thing with Aulus was the fact that he carries cookies around to take kids with him
>>527204767Oh yeah the dude's a major creep, and the fact that he's seemingly on the look out for orphans makes it even worse.
>>527204683they're not picking rosie because they're lolicons, they're picking her because she's the least worse option of the rest
>>527204683It just said wife, and the other options were W and Asbestos. Yeah I'd take chances with the jew snake.
Reminder that Rose Salt is actually a good person deep down
>>527204767Like Mengele and his candy.
>>527205212>thieving, slaving rats sticking togetheryuck
So I just start the hook game thing, and am I supposed to kill those unpullable enemies or something?
Is Rose Salt goblin coded?
>>527205367nope just hook good
>>527204898>Was doing that out in the open many years ago>Also went to Hortus' sanctuary to seek out more people and got one even if under the pretense of "helping" an old friend>Is a wanted criminal today and has notoriety for itWhat the fuck is this man doing
>>527205548I was going to say maybe he's looking for a protege but he already found one in Thorns, he even bragged about how good of a student he was to Lemon so I think he just likes grabbing people and experimenting on them.
Also he's a Bishop of Church of the Deep and an alchemist so he was always going to be wanted by the Inquisition even if he wasn't so...unsavory
>>527205485Don't think so, she acts about exactly as I expect a 14 year old in the hellhole that is Iberia to do to live.
>>527205485She's la creatura (diminutive)
>>527205212Goes to show how rough she had it that some basic decency was enough to make her risk her life for Teach when she always tries to bolt out of things. I'm glad they decided to have Elysium and Thorns bring her to Rhodes lorewise, a kid shouldn't have to live like a pirate.
>>527206201>>527206402She's beautiful with any breast.
I want to impregnate Stopwatch
You will not impregnate anybody.
You're 13,000 years old.
what happened to the real tier lists we used to have
>>527206696I need more visual evidence of that
Any guides for the new mode/event/whatever? No gonna bother to read or figure out all that shite.
Hello divegrass
Does someone have this montage without the links in the middle? Wanted to show it off for halftime of our game against Minecraft tomorrow but don't really want to invite the rest of /vg/ to the server.
>>527206923Guys can't get pregnant silly
>>527207283pull things into the holes
shoot at things to spread the fog
>>527207487Wants care nothing for the limitations of reality
>>527207568Limitations of reality don't care for your wants either
Ladies and docs
Beans. Good for the artist for memeing the beans into the game.
>bought jessikot skin instantly
>clicks on nian's skin
>"you don't have enough orundums"
>ex can't come fast enough
>Chong skin is 24op for some reason
grim.
>>527207934should thorns be worried?
What happened to Chongโs face in his new skin?
>>527208018>Skin>OrundumRosie lay off the saltfin garum, you're drunk
>>527208278Became chinese
>>527208185It's not really great, because the new dialogue is jarring to hear, and the face looks weird.
>>527207752Thank you. I should build her.
>>527208325sorry, I thought the dudes at the ship gave me salted water
>>527206696ANY breasts? e-even THOSE breasts?
Stop fucking drinking salt, no wonder Iberians are all deranged.
They should give us a customizable Exu skin where we can adjust things like accessories, breast size, and hair style.
>>527208569Built for Texas
>>527208723Wait for the Endfield mods.
>>527208723Do you people even like exu?
>>527208687there's nothing here but SALT, amigo
>>527208569Built for slugs
>>527208867Can I have it?
Rose Salt? Why raise it when you can just evaporate seawater?
>>527208878Iโm waiting for the Splurtr mods.
>>527209074shut up priestess nobody asked you
>>527209074I'm gonna kill you
>go on 8aterano for the first time in like 4 weeks
>click image
>doesn't load
>click another image
>30 seconds to load a 1080p image
>click another image
>doesn't load
Oh yeah, that's why I left
>Imageboard = half the images posted don't load and the other half that does takes forever
Perfect wife material.
Built to create a family.
>>527209369I love how they're called '8aterano' and '4Kazdel / 4Kaz' respectively. The hostility, together with the undeniable connection...it's fitting.
Perfect wife material.
Built to create a family.
>>527209369I opened like 12 images instantly. Werks on my machine.
Priestess? Why do we need her when we have Pramanix the Priestess
>>527209710Priestess is slender, Pram is a FAT FUCK
>>527209369>Wuwa, bag and zzz are all more alive over there with considerably less shitposting >meanwhile 8kg is already dead despite all the ritualposter posting in both
>>527209710pram just wants to goof off in RI...
>>527209796Exactly. We love fatfuck women
>>527205874>Only possibly other reasonable CotD bishop had plans to enslave a nation with a cult hidden at a base and wants to take God's placeThe Inquisition was right
>>527210362why did they give her such defined asscheeks
>>527210504*squeezes love handle*
>>527210362I wonder what kind of skin she will get, her e2 is already pretty good
>>527209529>>527209630Can I have both or do I have to pick one. This will influence if I roll on the Masses banner.
>>527210670Beatrix Brosnan...
>>527210770Move to Sargon first, I'm pretty sure they practice polygamy there.
>>527210878ridiculously off model
>>527210902I fucking hate sand bro, no way.
>>527210878Incredibly on model
9 minutes to EX stages, about damn time
what's the non-reset reset ritual?
>>527210234Look at our matching couple mugs
I "beat" tales within sand today, very fun mode, the grinding aspect early on was annoying but its very rewarding once you get past that and are able to focus on your strategies for the tougher boss stages. Definitely made me a better player. Really liked the food buffs and constructs you could use in stages.
>>527211596Doctor has those matching mugs with all the operators. The fucking slut.
>>527211596>matchingYou can't see it but Pram's says
>I <3 KjeragWhile Doctors is
>I <3 killing devils
>>527211486Just scream loudly
>>527211680another enlightened one joins the 1%
ยกIzad la bandera, marineros! ยกHaced saber a nuestros enemigos que estamos aquรญ!
bros I love Nian so much...
>>527212070Better ngl, I don't like how his new artist does his head, hopefully his skin will be better
>>527211712Flat cowe bunnysuit...
>Pascuala thought of her code name by remembering crystals she sold off fields she stole from Silver
Kek
>>527212432snow leopard milk...
>>527212678Big, soft, fluffy girls...
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I'm a big fan of Jessica's boots in the new skin
Is the plot in this game good? I like the dragongirl servants.
Do you think Aulus ever molested Thorns?
>>527213831depends on the event really
>>527213831Yes if you like autistic worldbuilding and characters debating philosophy
No if you want shonen fights, generally
I need to give my Jessica some love... she's been unmastered since her banner debut...
>>527213831It has its ups and downs. As of late more downs than ups for the main story, honestly
>orphaned
>raised by a Church of the Deep Bishop
>practiced alchemy when Iberia banned it
>is Aegirian which are discriminated against in Iberia
>became a pirate
It's surprising that Thorns was able to be a good person given how he was basically shown everything but how to be a good person in his childhood and arguably his adulthood too
>>527213831>servantsAssuming you're a legit Nasufag and not a shitposter:
>AK Act 0 & 1 have a similar quality curve to F/GO Part 1 >AK Act 2 < F/GO Part 2 (but AK's more consistent since it doesn't have Lostbelts that are all over the place)>AK Act 3 is looking to be better than AK Act 2 (but too early to say for sure)>Side stories are hit or miss, depends on your tastes really. I would say F/GO has better writing in general, but AK does a good job worldbuilding and probably has stories/characters you'll care about. Hard part is finding which ones. Main story has its moments, but definitely isn't as strong as F/GO.
Did you get it?
Doesn't really feel like the cost of kal'tsit skin desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX3eS6zDY9E
>>527214334That's like every operator
>>527214510>Did you get it?Hm
Nyo
Go on. Post something on model then.
>>527214437>Act 0 & 1 have a similar quality curve to F/GO Part 1Let's be real here, even the worst story in AK is nowhere close to the absolute dregs FGO produced in its part 1, and even later chapters like Olympus.
FGO's overaching story between the chapters is also complete dogshit, there's just self contained highlights like Avalon le Fae.
>>527214437And before anyone murders me for saying 'AK writing le bad', let's not kid ourselves here. Act 2 especially is bogged in shit, and there aren't many events where you see a character really come into their own and shine (versus F/GO, where they do all the time). F/GO is also a lot more unhinged with its goofy / lighthearted events, though that's partially Nasu does whatever the fuck he wants (see: Servantverse).
>>527214541No, some of them are still morally dubious. In fact a fair number of them are.
>>527214723Anon, Act 2 being shit is basically consensus here, you're preaching to the choir.
>>527214931Chapters 9-12 have the best writing in the game thougheverbeit
>>527214772Are her tits really that small?
>>527206201The best fanart
>>527214707Honestly I just tuned out all of the Singularities before Camelot. Can't do the same for AK sadly because everything is a domino effect (Misha --> FrostNova --> Talulah etc.)
>>527214931There's always that one schizo who would either try to defend it or get mad at the comparison. Regardless you're right, it's a pretty common opinion (like how certain Lostbelts in F/GO are viewed as trash).
>>527215094Theresa...
>>527214334>The sad "I suffered, why shouldn't they" vs the chad "I suffered, and I'll do my best to help people because of it"Granted its partially because he was helped by people a lot. Beggars, street roamers and someone more experienced here and there taught him tricks, Arts and techniques to survive. And in Rhodes, thorns found friends, a place where he wasn't alone anymore. He knows he got far even past those things thanks to others, so he'll pave his Iberia to be for others too.
>>527215090Almost as small as Flatinum
>sandbeast fat boy in the Thorns event taking forever to kill so I wondered if it had high def or res, or DR in the sand or something
>turns out it has 0 of both and no gimmicks just a ton of hp
Enemies now have Crushers, nice
>>527215124I genuinely forgot Misha existed...
I just realized the cannons have 3000 DEF and 0 Res.
One letter.
>>527215090She's very small by anime standards, not quite flat though. Nice little palmfuls. Reed's basically got the same body and you can compare to her swimsuit skin.
>Doing Casterknights with rose salt/thorns/weedy and thorns2 added on for fun since event gimmick is weak to arts
>Jump straight into EX CM 1 not reading desc since they're always easy
>Everyone is fucking invisible and I have only two blockers and Elysium can't perma reveal
>MISSION FAILED
That was the saddest L I've taken in a while
>>527215806>rose salt/thornsmeant rose salt/elysium, I'm too tired. Night /akg/, good luck with EX.
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>>527215806>Casterknights
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Have you ever looked at a map preview before and thought "no nah I don't have to fucking do this right now"
>>527215315They're both a bit bigger than presented. You can see them sag in Reed's Vanguard art and they're still clearly round despite being held down in her alt's bodysuit, both of them are also in a leaning back pose in Eblana's E0/Reed's double-layer swimsuit
>>527216162Yeah, every event
>>527216162>Tony on top left>defenders on both boxes + medics on their asses>AA shit because the middle box is custom made for those hovering fags>FRD for the cannonsI mean, it doesn't look really hard.
>>527216246Doesn't appear in the event story and I didn't get her either rolling
what the fuck were they thinking with this shit
This map got hands, damn. Beat my ass a bit.
>EX2 is literally "do you have texas/ines" shit
>>527216337Considering OG Reed E2 is the only time either of them are drawn that big, I assume it was an error or starshadow decided to change it. Because while posing and layers could hide some heft, it's not to the level of OG Reed's E2 where even under a sweater she looks kind of huge. You don't go from D cups to almost flat by leaning back slightly.
>>527216787OG Reed E2 isn't event big and definitely isn't D cup tier
>>527216449>FRD the cannons surrounded by undeployable tiles
>>527216738There's a safe tile bottom right to place an arts guard
>>527207064We were in stasis for most of that. Doctor's civilization probably figured out how to make usable and healthy gametes from a cheek swab or bone marrow or something.
>>527207064All this means is that I don't have to bother pulling out.
>>527216738As long as you don't cover the left trying to tank 3k salt heaps you're fine, break the right cannon and you go from there.
>>527217069there is a square in the middle top to put ines facing left to get rid of the ones rushing there at the start then face her right so she also kills the birds
Going to impregnate my operators with my prehistoric sperm.
>>527216738just bring healers and break the cannons fast
>raise Coldshot and Ray
>start using them
Hunters are fun wtf
>>527216647>You will kill ZE chefs and you will like it
>>527217660coldshot can hit pretty hard honestly
>specialist ban
how the fuck are you supposed to deal with these shits
>rumfags one shot my siege
What the fuck
>>527199231Her sister quite literally cannot sneeze in another country without needing to explain over a text message and her profile makes it clear she really likes watching people.
She is a natural stalker.
>>527217660Coldshots great yeah, optimizing her is fun since the pay off isn't easy to come by
>>527218042Fortunately she is wheelchair bound so as long as you are in a place with a lot of stairs she won't be able to reach you.
>>527218031bro your gravel?
your rose salt?
>>527217887>>527218063Yeah, I wasn't expecting her to be so strong. Multipliers are surprisingly good. She really is the whole package...
(Ray is also bonkers but that goes without saying)
>>527216921Looks pretty big to me, that's a lot hanging.
>>527213924No. Aulus traumatized him in a different way.
>>527218157>climbed a billboard with the chair in guide ahead even before she was as recovered as she is now
>>527217660Theres something about the slow big numbers Coldshot puts out that's just great the see, like the gun is actually packing. Honestly makes me want to buff her just to see her get that extra digit
>>527217934Snipe them first, or pick a god and pray
Make sure Lemuen remembers you're good friends with her two best friends and her sister if you're afraid she's going to take you out, I guess.
>>527218817What did I even do to be taken out?
>another fucking bro your ines??/ stage
im so tired of this shit
>>527219701Just plop your Iana diagonal from him
>>527219701>plop elysium and some guard near>activat habilidad>dead bridgebro
>>527219701>Scene>Lapipieasy
>>527219895>>527219775>>527219947>gets raped by the 10000 trash mobs and canonnigger >70s respawn timer means they're not back in time for the next brigefaggot none of you actually tried any of this shit you just plopped own ines and instawon
>>527217934your utage? morgan? didi? agents?
>>527218293>>527218436>>527218459Imagine Lemuen's upper body strength...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kfR0oPOXCEw
>>527220030Nah just leave Iana over there, she's a dollkeeper so she lives fine
>>527220194>unironically linking slop shorts in the threadInstant execution.
>This was el gran filtro for /akg/
Never change.
>>527220580>shuyou didnt beat the stage
>>527220708At that point I could use literally any other defender because the one who kept shu topped was skadiva.
>>527220783Skadiva tops Shu!?
>>527220439Not my fault there aren't regular videos of women in wheelchairs climbing stuff.
>Bro your ines stage
Uhh based, my ines support is lonely, I await the credits
>>527220580>global damageyou didnt play the game
No homo but Phantom is cute. I wanna hold him. I don't even care if he's slightly taller than I am.
>>527220580>it's easy, you just need [8 limiteds]gonna be grim when we get a full chink squad
anyway i really liked these stages, it feels like a return to earlier layouts where you had clear lanes and could actually strategize based on the map preview, with gimmicks to work around or utilize
fun stuff without being obtuse
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Why is this our new AI? Can we really trust a drunk to run our autodeploys?
>>527220580It's like you want to get suzupointed lol
>>527221253zonked operators?
>>527220580>ashDoes not count
>>527220580>that teamFunny how you can just tell this is one of the worst posters here
Alright game, you convinced me to raise my Astesia
>>527221701Not really I don't see
>>527221897There is absolutely nothing in this game that could've made you think
>Hm, you know, maybe I could use an Astesia
>>527221117I didn't get to Jonkler EX yet but same here. Simple gimmick with fun interactions for enemies, and you can choose to actively go for cannons while leaving your setup more vulnerable to open up the map or just weather the storm but enemies move faster. Very nice stage set.
The fucking birds in EX4 literally depends on Kroos rng to not leak
>>527221074Are you... whoring her out?
>>527222020Actually just did. The top right blue box in the stage with the 3 middle cannons when this fucking guy gets launched needs 2 block and arts damage, so I thought of bringing Astesia.
I could bring literally anything else but I thought of Astesia.
she escapes being raised because i have no guard chips and we're still timegating shit 6 years into the game
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THE MOOSE DID IT MOOSE LOVE SMOOSE LOVE
>>527222120Just use other stunners, they're fast as fuck but not too tanky
>>527220580Bottom Blue box didn't even matter to me, didn't even need a blocker there, I only needed one for top right because Ela+Gladiia killed everything top left while Lapp2 killed the turrets
are alanna and xingzhu the only upcoming supporters in the next 6 months?
>>527222856Theres Phantom2 as well but yeah
>flying fucks in EX1 just leak
im this close to just guidefagging it already if its going to be this obnoxious still
>>527222674So another Texas stage then
Good evening I love Arturia.
>>527222986mostima makes the ground sink so you can just focus on anti air
>>527222986EX1 is the easiest stage bro, the fly fucks are a distraction from the billion invis runners
>>527223135I fall asleep thinking about spooning with her.
Well the Astesia thing didn't work out because she leaks the very first guy, but my plan of drowning one of the fat fucks worked. Doesn't serve any purpose but Weedy is cool and I'm glad I raised her
>Salt flats
>People get salty
Sasuga Lowlight
>>527223015Everything is an IS3 hoverfag if you squint hard enough, yes.
>>527223509>Salt FLATs>Followed by reruns of two flat womenSasuga Lowlight
>>527222456I'm a stone-cold pimp
>>527223391>blemidoesn't count
>>527222986the flying fucks are the only ones that matter there because everything else drowns in sand thanks to mostima, so you just need to bring AA snipers
i just brought grain buds for the fishe
>>527223728>fakeDEF man against corrosion manI mean it makes sense I guess
>>527220030I was finishing the event but I came back to laugh at you
>>527223312Drowning the top fat fuck actually allows Thorns to focus on shooting enemies instead of him
Weed also redeploys fast enough to drown both of them lol this event is fun
>>527224181>Sleep to down hoverfagsI haven't seen that method in years... does GB's sleep also extend into the skyfish ground stun duration too?
>>527224340He also counters the blinks too since you can fling Ulpipi to him, then back after he blinks.
these hover enemies make me not wanna go finish is3
>>527224976Just use Erato.
>>527223906>Poly and Accolade>Rerun>Expansion>RerunAre you kidding me that's like a month of almost nothing
AIEEEEEEEE KAZDEL GETTING NUKED
>>527222119Now use her to push Anastasio off the map in EX-8. I don't know if its possible but you have been chosen.
>>527224976People oriented and Texas2 start every time. No, I do not intend to do A15.
>>527225184say wahts the best place for ak fanfics? i wanna read something sad but wholesome
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>>527224976I zhang'd them back in the day but we have a billion air stunners now. You'll be fine in IS3.
>>527225184I don't get it. Is this supposed to be real life news disguised as arknights?
>>527225253I eventually want to A15 IS3 just to unlock the fun A16 without cancer debuffs... but I dont know how you're meant to clear to A15 there
>>527225184Kazdel nuked sargon
Jonkler CM is throwing hands wtf, I might actually need to pull out the Shu cheese this time
>>527225483Texas2 and get lucky
>>527225184Well, it's been fun bros
most degenerate pornfics you've enjoyed?
>>527225184Kazdel did the nuking*
It's actually happening this time...
>>527225785S-something is h-happening? At this point in time?
Since you liked the salt cannons so much, we decided to ask our friends in Kazdel to use their cannons too so you can enjoy the experience of back and forth bombardments in the Pale Sea like it was meant to be played. Thank you for your continued support for Arknights.
Operators who make these EX stages not count?
>>527225785>>527225882Nothing ever happens
Always remember this
>>527225767CM the cooks have a billion DR so tank that shit with defenders and medics and wait for the enemies to march into sand and commit die
>>527225961Thorns wouldn't say this
>>527225767im looking up a guide right now after hearing the leak noise randomly on my 5th attempt
>>527225767>Grab your CCasters>Destroy the cannons>Watch the rest give upJust get rid of their will to live
EX-5 is fucking me in the ass, bitch ass stage
>>527220580>>527223312>>527223391Bros... This stage shills Thorns2...
It's so obvious it's not even funny how hard it shills him
THE PADISHAH IS GONNA FREAK
>>527226281Fucking kek thats a hole up there? Was wondering why there was even a blue box over there
>>527226330>>527225767Just park people who can self-heal in all 3 boxes and the map clears itself, who the fuck thinks it's hard? Even if you ignore the cannons the mobs can be killed fast enough to not overwhelm your defender.
currently farming the Aketon stage and it has only 11 enemies. Do the fodder enemies that don't count towards the stages enemy count at least count for daily missions? Like defeating 400 enemies?
7 and the godcube loses it this time
Amiya... Me no make love... Me FUCK
>>527226573........I have no idea bro I'm sorry
>>527226380MY FUARKING LODESTAR
>100 rolls
>no Thorns
Well fine It's not like I wanted you
>>527226573I used all my stamina for that stage everyday and I cleared everything
>>527226573It only counts for 11 enemies.
>got a Valentine's Day skin this year
>no one talks about her
>merely 5 uploads of it on the 'booru, only 3 of which are actual fanart
Why do VD skins flop so badly in Arknights? Does the AK fanbase simply not care about that day on the calendar, unlike other gacha games?
>>527226973Harmonie's didn't flop at all though?
>>527226973it should have been my wife instead
>>527226973They need to give them to popular operators for people to care. No one cares if next year's batch has one go to Bibeak. Give it to THAT operator.
>>527226973Coomer skins can't save irrelevant ops. Horn is still forgotten and only gets brought up in lupo posting
>>527227124I wonder what he'll do in her show
>>527226973VD is a sham by big chocolate
>>527227223thats not even a coomer skin
its a classy skin
>>527226973Not a single character that has received a VD skin sees even moderate use. Hell none of them are even 6 stars. That's why
>>527227330And easter? And Halloween?
>>527226973It's not even really a Valentine skin, it looks nothing like one and the description is just about her going to some festival or something
we can only discuss thinly veiled real world news when hg times a relevant event at the same time
those are the rules
>>527225897Shu if you do the sand drown cheese on EX-8
>>527226973>Hibiscus is not particularly for (you) at all>the reason she's wearing it in-game is to promote a train tour>her main comment on it is how it's nice to be able to wear such a dress as a Sarkaz and infectedIt's just another one of those plain and boring Rhodes Island modeling gig skins.
>>527227420Arene was also the only explicitly for (you) op to get one.
>>527227353the way you guys say you wanna lick her feet there says otherwise
Okay we get 6* valentines skins but it's an Ines and Hoe pair skin set and then Suzumom and Suzudad next year
>>527226973The real question is why they donโt give these skins to 6 stars that people actually use.
>>527227772Deal but I want them to be as corny as possible and have all of them look like they are dead inside. Talking some U-Official and Beehunter tier outfits
>>527227858Afraid of sparking a war
>>527227858I think you know the answer to that question.
>>527227858Total global saturation
>>527227672akgchads are turned on by hosiery, like true aristocrats
>>527225785This pigeon would prolly do a better job.
>>527227431The Easter Island fags. Big greens to sell pumpkins and apples
>>527227481Very bold of Lowlight to fire bombs just like we're dealing with this event. I really thought he couldn't one up himself after killing the Pope and releasing the EP-ST-1 files but he never disappoints.
Arknights should just release more skins in general.
It's retarded how there's launch or year one 6* with still only one skin meanwhile there's literal who 5*, like for example amiya, running around with 3 or more skins.
Eblana live2D Valentineโs skin where sheโs only wearing chocolate soon.
>>527226380And here, EX-5 CM with only free operators and a support Lodestar
He makes this stage so easy bros
>>527228540Always bet on Thorns
>Everyone exploded at the last second and he got unblocked
>Hits me with the sideways laugh as he leaves
I'll do ex 8 tomorrow I think
>>527223906Did they forget to send the Sanity Potion and 30k for Accolade login bonus?
I like Thorns. Man's practically a saint compared to some of the other shady yahoos we've recruited.
>>527229185I love this creature
>>527229209UNCLEEEEEEE
UNCLE HE IS LEAKINGGG
DO SOMETHING YOU LAZY BUM
>>527230020Oh nyo I actually didn't mean Dorothy. Dorothy seems like she's mostly reformed and seen the error of her ways.
>>527229840He's technically a bad guy now, but that doesn't mean he's a bad guy. More so when have actual criminals who would do more than just a little piracy.
chat the claw is filtering me
>>527230071let him be, he'a too tired. you'll be too if your commander is incompetent
>>527230026It was me. The First To Ask.
>EX-7
>Bunch of guys on cocaine on the bottom running at you with 3k a pop hits and then 80% dodge and double ASPD
That garum must be something else bloody hell.
>>527228336Astesia or Astgenne I don't know who has 3 skins and random ops not having one while that is a thing will always be a sin
I do not care for Thorns.
Did you resort to Shu cheese?
Y/N?
There's at least one year 1 Operator who still doesn't have a skin yet. HG please don't forget about Chiave...
>>527230963Chiave who? Anyway ANOTHER 30 SKINS TO GOLDENGLOW
>>527230963There are launch operators without skins still. Wait your turn
>EX-7 CM condition
...i'm not using ines, fuck you
>>527230837No for normal and base EX, yes for EX-CM. Jonkler dabbed me on a while, I'll do a proper clear later. He gets a ton from that CM boost and boatswains spamming mooks gets in the way of blocking him.
>>527230837I went to the guide first for the story stage because I got scared seeing anons going AIIEEE then realised you really only need to remove the cannons to make it easier. so no, I didn't do the shu cheese
You guys ready for Mizuki alt this summer?
>>527231040By all means yes. Hoping for a BoC this time.
>>527231126Mizuki is the only thing I allow from nami, so sure
>>527226973Medicmiya rapecreeped her
>>527230837sure, if I didn't it would have been Wishadel cheese, or Ulpianus cheese, or Necrosis cheese
>>527231126I'd max pot it.
>>527231071Shit, you're right. Haze still doesn't have a skin yet.
EX5 wasnt that bad with Ceobe prioritizing the cannons
Double globals and wisadel, time to make akg mad
>>527231425The cook damage res is annoying but priority effects can help a lot with it. I did ThornsS2 but you could probably Reed2 S3 it too with some coordination
>>527231334Why is she black?
>Boss can change cannon positions
they should've done more with this
Sometimes I think about how Doctor probably just seems lazy and/or frail to the Operators who don't know what he is. I vaguely remember him being politely shooed out of the way when he was struggling to help carry supply crates in Babel.
It's impossible to clear this event shop with natural AP regen
>jobbed to the fat fuck wave because I wasn't looking
I lost to kot doc's salty cousin...
Yeah, "Just surtr it" still works alright.
>>527231126>Mizuki alt this summerWho asked
>>527232424>surtr'd the top left cannons>boss runs through where they were>not onto where i was gonna drown himAIEEEE
>>527232649Anastasio had the last laugh but you won right
>>527233162he's still laughing at me
i keep miss timing it so one of the gragas enemies cannons onto my blocker
>>527219685Ask Kal'tsit or W for the itemised list.
>turn on ac
>too cold
>turn off ac
>too hot
>>527233815Cold >>> Hot
You can always put on more clothes, but you can't take your skin off.
>>527233815turn on ac and open the door/windows slightly
>>527233815Our ancestors lived generations through the ice age.
>>527234164>I'm not paying to cool the outdoors
>>527234261but my feet are cold while my butt is hot :(
https://x.com/nikukabu/status/1832339101661720653
Anastasio was apparently kinda popular in CN. I genuinely didn't think the bonkers Inquisition bird man would garner that many fangirls and fanboys desu.
>>527234324look, it's either you live with the cold, or you leak some of it to reach maximum comfy. it's not my decision
>>527234557I've seen like no fan art of him. EN/JP dont like him either there's nothing on twitter this past week
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YOU ARE A BUM ANASTASIO.
>>527234501Tecno getting fuck
>>527234557>I genuinely didn't think the bonkers Inquisition bird man would garner that many fangirls and fanboys desu.You seem to use the internet a healthy amount then.
>>527234557>fangirlshe's fucking hot! he's broken so I wanna fix him!
>fanboyshe's fucking cool! all sinners should be cleansed, so kino!
PolyVision museum is fucking awful a bunch of the most unfun dogshit garbage fucking "minigames" imaginable I fucking hate this dev team these cocksuckers have never once in the entire lifespan of the game ever released a single remotely fun fucking event
>>527234807>all sinners should be cleansed, so kino!you can't refute this
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Can you just imagine the kind of sorry person that would like a bum like Anastasio and unironically shitpost with him?
>>527235579Doctor's pencil dick
>>527234836I love this big cat. I seriously love her.
You guys are fucking retarded.
My best friend that I have rough sex with every day...
I may be retard, but I'm definitely not stupid.
>Chongyue skin
Who is this meant for?
>completed Ex stages
>completely PolyVision
Now what? Dead game.
You guys are virgins shut the fuck up.
>>527237414Keep farming event stages even if you bought out the shop. More LMD can't hurt
>>527237851Im actually not.
>>52723785117 yo redheaded hypocritical bitch robbed me of the chance to become a wizard
>>527237206i dunno, the combat animations are worse than his first skin and the l2d is so so
>>527238527https://litter.catbox.moe/mbe33mwvbpqn46dj.png
>guides all use shu for ex-8
damn... i think i'll have to th*nk this time
DU YAOYE PLEASE COME TO MEPKLEASE
I'll be honest, I don't get this soda minigame at all, especially with all the drones wrecking my operators
>Pascuala's medical knowledge is that she knows how to shove herbs into a censer
Why did we make her a medic again?
>>527240230hey, if it works
They should've patched Anastasio for Global.
>>527240548Why? He's so easy right now heh
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Anastasio?
Sorry, I don't remember bums.
what do I use to kill the big guy on EX7 besides texas
>>527240757GG or Lapp would target him first
I'm going to smooch this horse
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>>527241150that's a big horse
Holy shit I think I need glasses because I keep fucking missing with the hook when the enemies are at an angle
Good evening /akg/
I love my raccoon wife!
I was getting filtered by the jonkler during my entire lunch break, holy shit he's hard on CM
Smoking pot with Rose Salt.
>first half of the event is fun and interesting to read
>middle part is meh
>ending is a team deathmatch spanning two maps worth of story segments
Why did they return to this stupid formula? I don't get it. The maps are fun too for once, so the story had to take a nosedive?
>>527238883I didn't even guidefag it, it was kind of annoying since there's so much enemy spam but ultimately it's not that bad if your units don't suck
>>527238883I didn't use shu...
>>527242907We already know how to fix her
>give her a blanket when she is cold>give her water when she is thirsty>give her a bed to sleep in>show that you care for her as a personJust be a good person to her and eventually she'll stop being a brat to you
>>527238883just borrow a friends. it's the EX ver you never need to reclear these
>but the furniture plate for CMi've skipped all of those and have massive excess of the currency
Only ex8 left
Im scared bros...
>>527242907She should make me worse
>>527242907Her profile is basically has her getting fixed.
>>527242907I'm gonna smooch her
I'm going to rape Rose Salt
>>527243230there's nothing to fear, bro
>>527242907Rose Salt doesn't need fixing now. She'll stop being a little shit now that she has a stable job and her basic needs are met. Hopefully.
I'm going to have consensual sex with Rose Salt
Is Anastasio supposed to be a vampire? Why does he have such pronounced fangs?
Pegging Anastasio! Probably dying right after finishing the act!
>>527223906Degen is far from flat.
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