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fat obese ugly chud son Edition

>Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBE
https://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/

>Builds/Account Stats
https://u.gg/
https://www.op.gg/
https://lolalytics.com/

>Model Viewer
https://www.modelviewer.lol

/lolg/ OP pastebin
https://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ

>sit in queue for 5 minutes
>everyone picks and bans
>team looks good, everyone on their role, have a couple of otp on my team
>enemy is all first timing champions with godawful winrate

>their top doesn't connect
>remake

look i really don't want to buy funko pops ... but... it's my main champ so ... plus he doesn't have a lot of merch.

rammus is officially the worst champ in the game

anyone remember the MF ARAM Penta I posted at some point?
I got another one
And this was while I was lagging really bad
Turns out MF is easy, who would've guessed
But to be fair, I'm pretty sure the Jayce DC'ed at the end there
Also, use OBS to record your replays
Don't use the built-in record feature in the replay tool
The quality is fucking atrocious

>>527218467
>Phreak fucks up another midscope/rework
Shocker

Briar won

Zesty Smolder

Stay positive /lolg/!

>>527218574
fuck riot and fuck uzi

>>527218720
The cutest!

Revert him.

>>527218794
ok but what about nigga smolder?

>>527219261
deleting him sounds better
shitty ass monsterino no one wants to play

Post skins that are KINO in splash art, but horrible abominations in-game. I'll start with an easy one:

>>527218720
Always
>>527219261
They really should have just given him a visual update, I only ever played him a few times so I can't really say whether his kit should have been updated in any way but I did always think the crystal pylon things were kinda tedious/boring
But I think the crystalline scorpion look was better than what he looks like now, certainly more unique at least, just could have been given a model that wasnt over a decade old

>>527217760
>ZERO SUSTAIN
AH YES I MUST HAVE MISSED THE BORK UPDATE WHERE IT NO LONGER GIVES LIFESTEAL. WP RIOT GAMES!
>HURR I DONT KNOW HOW R WORKS
>CAN'T POINT OUT WHICH PART OF JAX R HAS AN HP SCALING IN IT
LMAOOOOOO AND TO HELP A RETARD OUT, THIS IS WHAT AN HP SCALING SKILL LOOKS LIKE. THAT MEANS WHEN YOU BUY HP ITEMS, THE HP SCALING SKILL IMMEDIATELY GETS STRONGER. GO AHEAD, POINT OUT WHICH ONE OF JAX'S SKILLS HAS HP SCALING IN IT

Best Jungle.
Best Bugaru.
Best Girl.

>>527219598
all skins within 2 years

we're SO back

>>527219834
They did give him a model update around 2018ish, just sprucing it up a bit. It was fine in-game, but the splash art was from 2011 and it showed. Just updating his splash and giving him actual lore of his own would have gotten people interested in him.

Instead they stick him in Wakanda and give him the most forgettable dogshit lore imaginable.

Quick /lolg/, explain me why a champ that gets 50% free attackspeed, autohitreset every 3 sec, q ad scaling and ad scaling ult builds ad items.
And why would a champ that gets 120 armor and 80 mr for free benefit from hp?

>riot wants the pokemon audience now

If riot thinks people will buy this shit cards as they do with pokemon they are delutional

>>527220074
>And why would a champ that gets 120 armor and 80 mr for free benefit from hp?
not saying you should build hp on jax but if you get shitloads of resistances for free then thats literally the best scenario for building health. health is only good when its multiplied by resistances.

>I-I BUILD 10K-15K GOLD AD BRUISER ITEMS ON JAX!
>WOW INTERESTING! FOR WHAT?
>SO I CAN RAISE JAX Q DAMAGE HEHE! NOT GRIEFING I SWEAR!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>527220283
post your op.gg with jax stats, let me laugh at you

OH SHIT I FORGOT THIS CRUCIAL DETAIL
>SO I CAN GET 10 (TEN) MORE ARMOR ON A 100 (ONE HUNDRED) SECOND COOLDOWN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>527219897
>botrk
slower push, worse jungle clear, not even half the sustain and lower ult scaling

>>527220634
>JAX JUNGLE PLAYER
AHHHH SO THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THIS RETARDED. I'M TALKING TO A LITERAL JUNGLENIGGER. THAT MAKES SENSE NOW GET WELL SOON GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR TERMINAL ILLNESS

>>527220031
Ah, wasnt aware the model had been updated somewhat
I agree though, just getting him back in the spotlight even for a short time would have at least gathered a niche playerbase that was content enough, instead he sitting at the proplay prisoner table with Kalista

>>527220737
Toplaners also clear enemy jungle bronzespast

>queue aram
>first game is remake
>2nd game ends at 4 min because enemy blitz ragequit after missing hook
>third game i get veigar, teammate rerolls last second to smolder
gr8 two stacking champions what could go wrong
>smolder keeps sniping all the minions
>smolder dies, i think i can farm
>syndra deliberatiely picks up the minions that i'm about to Q
>sell all items and buy redemption
>we ff at 08:01

ziggs f*cking gaming get that ass bombed

>>527221268
Ziggs should have been where the bomba meme came from

why's it so fucking hard to win a game of rammus jungle??? nobody wants to work with you what the fuck

>Wake up
>Volibear is still reworked

>>527222091
Rammus bros....

>>527222091
He's garbage. Just play Amumu instead.

>>527222608
i miss seeing that fatass bear throw someone over their shoulders, i'm more pissed about the mundo rework haven't touched him since

>>527222652
the balance team knows better removing all his damage made him stronger lowering his resistances made him more durable

>>527222724
i thought with the rework he'd be playable but it seems he will stay 1/100 situation game champ. He's so much fun too and have gotten bored of amumu.

>>527222920
I wish the same, man. The latest "adjustments" did fuck all to his viability. I think the only place you might have some fun with him is in Brawl.

haha.. i think i should really start to buy on-hit items instead of cdr items.
i really autohit a lot
i think in theory i could have proced krakenslayer once!

remember when they reworked kayle and made her ult a channel and balanced her kit around that for years

and then one day August decided actually she should auto during ult just because teehee :3 and she kept the gigantic AOE nuke on her 3 second invuln button because why not and she also shits out AOE executes every 4 seconds late game

that's pretty cool, i like that

>>527223006
how viable a support you think he is?

Now that the dust has settled, why did the Swain rework flop so hard?

>>527223558
it didnt

>>527223558
DAMAGE IN A CIRCLE

>>527223558
Designed to be a battle mage when battlemages not named Ryze traditionally suck donkey cock.

>>527222029
ziggs is too high IQ for sloppy walrus watchers their minds would explode

>>527223460
Give it a try and post results.

vg vs vg custom game na server
pw vidya

Now that the dust has settled, why did the Warwick rework flop so hard?

fuck this going full chudmode and flaming the fuck out my jungler and support

vbl stream...
join now for adc/support!!

Now that the dust has settled, why did the Poppy rework flop so hard?

bets

>>527224848
bot team win!

>>527224848
he's back...

I have no weakness
>hwei does his goofy fucking dance
I have 1 weakness

>>527222029
ziggs doesnt have any cool combos except maybe w into r

>>527224848
top is so stacked si17 on main as always

>>527224247
fuck you retard the warwick rework was amazing, as a former Warwick main in S2-3 i enjoyed it. Yes i lost a point and click suppress but the new kit has still maintained his identity and made him a very easy champion to learn the basics of the jungle including invading since you can fight most other junglers at level 3

>>527225297
why join a fun meme game and play your main with meta runes+summs all the time
seems utterly cringe

>>527224848
beeg reencorn

>>527224447
People love to lewd Poppy though? Major success!

s17 pick something other than seraphine for ONE game, I dare you

>>527225886
whats wrong with picking your favorite champs?

>>527226054
who said anything is wrong you gay little retard. I just want to see them play something else once

>>527226142
he played kaisa yesterday

>>527223736
This is making me nostalgic because i used to play Ziggs a lot when i first started. Havent touched him in forever because he feels bad to play with 60+ ping and Riot loves adding champs with crazy mobility

+18LP
??????????????????
LOOOL?XDD

>>527225974
that's way too fucking tall. how am I supposed to hug him what the FUCK

>>527226406
Who's boosting you this time lil bro

>>527226406
zamn sis still stuck in gemmyrealm

>>527224447
Because it was actually somewhat balanced and by that i mean she didn't have an overloaded kit that felt oppressive to play against / gives her flashy out play potential

>>527226406
2 honors tho

>>527219932
BIG.

>>527227104
love these images

>>527227224
Care to share?

>>527227104
I really wanna do a version of this meme sometime it's so fucking funny

>>527227224
show the class

>>527227645
do iiiit

>>527227224
Wym

>>527227224
must be a day ending in y

>>527225704
>>527225886
>>527225297
>>527224954
>>527224943
>>527224848
RESULTS NEW GAME UP
LOOK AT MY CLIENT DAWG

riot is competent

>>527228156
big chinkoln got let down

>>527228228
mad fag lol

why is my client FUCKED

>>527228156
why is a "gm" player on his OTP always performing the worst in these gold plat lobbies?

>>527228228
>jesus wept

>>527228253
sorry... seraphine took my lane and i had to go bot

>>527228156
It's joever, riot agents have found you.

>>527228343
his damage dealt is always good for a laugh. and it's not even his awful build either, sona is full enchanter and doubled his damage as the support. he really does just sit at tower and wait for jungle hackers to 1v9 the game for him.

30 days
No login
Then
Log in.
Que up quickly not because someone has instructed you to. You just feel the really specific urge to specifically play one ranked game exactly and at this specific time.


It's been ten days since and you haven't felt any such urge to log in or play a single game mode of League of legends.

This is real

VG BETS

>>527228228
That's the good stuff.

>>527228567
I didn't even notice that, that's insane.

>>527228648
oh im SURE serafag isnt gonna troll

>>527228648
oh shit she plays ivern jg?

>>527228815
so you can point out i'm trollling but can't point out twitch trolling entirely last game...?

>>527228156
Im curious how that Lulu Sona lane looked. Never seen carry Lulu with Shureliya

>>527229065
twitch is 10x the player u are lmao

and ur salty u lose so you immediately troll the next game to int people because you're so bad at the game

>>527229141
unlucky hmm i guess stealing cs and dying randomley in laning phase isn't the best strategy... who knew...

>>527228648
>lose on main
>troll /vg/s now
why is this allowed?

what was garen thinking?

>came back after a hiatus
>fresh account since the old one is long forgotten and given away
>blind picks you had to go through as your leveling experience are now replaced with >swiftplay
whoever designed this mode deserves a fucking rope, game is a coinflip at its finest, and for some reason this mode is literally filled with 100+ level autists that failed to grasp the basics of the game, and it's impossible to carry since you can't 1v5 enemy team if game goes into late phase with burning fucking bases because EVERY FUCKING ONE has already finished his build despite the performance, you literally have 6 items no matter what you do
aram is fun, it is designed in a manner that it's almost fucking impossible to stall such a fast-paced mode to the point of absurdity
swiftplay is just pure cancer because ALMOST every game is a 30+ min struggle

>>527228648
It's so joever jaxbros.......

>>527228648
DOES THE SIVIR SKIN LOOK THAT GOOD IN GAME I NEED TO KNOW NOW

>>527229413
Based Jax smashing the garen abusing roach.

>>527229915
no

>>527227743
I just gotta think of who it should be of now

>>527228648
si17 really is the most insufferable tranny to ever come out of this place

>>527228648
results
new game is up

>>527228607
Let it go man
Just reading the scoreboard I can tell he played topside, top lost anyway, and then you sat in a sidelane all game
He doesn't browse /lolg/
You're screaming into the void

that was my first game on nu yorick
i dont like it
Now that the dust has settled, why did the Yorick rework flop so hard?

wow what a fun game now you know how i feel when twitch was trolling me all of last time not really fun when you can't play the game with someone stealing cs wow...

>>527230723
jobs to basedlibear

next question

>>527230723
you missed out on the brief time he was an overtuned failure in mathematical execution

>>527230779
kys nigger!

>>527230779
I wish my cock was that lolpop.

>>527230702
oops
results
new game is up vg vs vg password vidya

>>527230946
si17 cleared again

>>527230779
>was trolling
>died less than b3llamy
pathetic

>>527230946
>0/5
lol

>>527230946
justice for si17

I wish I could mute the fucking announcer because there's nothing more tilting than hearing the enemy botlane is on a rampage, and then unstoppable and all the way to legendary in the first 10 minutes of the game because your bot is utter trash

>>527231182
sex with twitch

>>527230946
what's the story behind this one?

>>527231237
you can mute it, dumbass

>>527230946
need ONE

>>527231280
Holy cute with her little banana pen. <3

>>527231280
Someone didnt play up to SI17s standards the previous game so they decided to troll this one by locking in Ivern even though jungle had already been called, and proceeded to mostly run around, take camps, and intentionally feed while ranting in all chat about being a victim or something it was hard to keep track, sadly the enemy team didnt seem to want to let off the gas even remotely either despite it being clear what was going on, so it just made for a pretty unfun experience all around

GO DIEGO GO

if si17 is gm why can't he 1v9 games like supra?

>>527231613
Trying to end as fast as possible broski sorry that happened to you.

>>527231758
supra does not 1v9 games

vg vs vg bets

>>527231613
well put anon... proving my theory that these low masters players all they want to do is stomp low elo players... didn't let up one bit haha... im i in the wrong after that...?

>>527231758
i mean if in a vg someone went into supra's lane and stole all his cs i'm sure he would struggle to carry too...

I love Lissandra!
>>527219913
bait used to be believable

>>527230946
Free dabs, FREE DABS.

>>527231876
nobody here likes you btw

>>527230946
BIG LINCOLN

>>527231876
You are in the wrong because you decided that one person causing you inconvenience meant that 3 other people get to pay the price and ultimately wasted 20 minutes of peoples time
While I wish the enemy team had just hard pushed to end the game or mercy FFd so we could just remake I can't fault them for wanting to play the game like normal regardless of what was going on with the other team
Would not have minded the double jungle and even attempted to make the most of it but you werent interested in playing the game from the start
No one likes being collateral damage

>>527231613
>>527231782
Yeah it sounded like they were trying to do you a favor freeing you guys. Sucks that some people cant handle a game mode for fun among friends without needing to make it all about themselves.

>>527232508
Dabs banned?

>playing with one tricks
you get what you deserve

>>527232684
That's all Si17 ever does, correct.

>>527232653
you're quick to discern that ivern double jungle isn't good... why are you slow to discern that twitch support cosplaying and taking my cs and then never warding into double jg + talon is not trolling...? he isn't trying...? lol...?

why am i made out to be the villain when i'm also getting griefed...?

>>527232684
don't be disingenuous when it was a 6v4 and they were still try harding with double enchanter + talon lol...

>>527232754
Banned from fun.

>>527232850
Most hosts that arent Majin usually dont balance teams and start as soon as the lobby is full, meaning teams are usually pretty random and who you end up with is largely based on when you joined the lobby

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T PLAY SHACO IN BRAWL!!!! HE'S TERRIBL-

AD Shaco > AP Shaco
and yes I use the same build 90% of the time. It's tried and tested.

>>527233015
considering hes not even hosting anymore... i give it 2 weeks before vgs die especially with this poor quality of games...

MASSA NO
ILL BE GUD I PROMISES

>>527232865
You were playing a game for fun and something didnt go right. Even if things went poorly because of it, that doesn't give you a good reason to take it out on others.

>>527233346
it is a privledge to play with gm players... the only thing that goes through a silver player's mind is to grief others by stealing cs and getting pissed off... have fun stuck in your games... i know thats not you but like... you have to imagine it from the other side why would i deal with trolls like this everyday when i'm being gatekept and target inted in my own elo...

use this chance for once in your life to learn something and improve so you aren't an unemployed reject in silver griefing higher elo players lol...

fun or not... you're quick to discern how i didn't play the game... but you're not quick to discern how he was trolling me the entire time a support taking cs...?

>>527233343
Me trying to show the officer the cool knife I just bought.

Which league ladies would mindbreak you?

COME WATCH /LOLG/ SIMULATOR ON VBL STREAM

>it is a privledge
bruh you cant even spell
and no it isnt
one tricks are dogs

fellas how autistic is it to doodle yourself hanging out with your mains?

>>527234069
based desu

>>527233539
I didn't see the games so I don't know what all happened, I'm not going to pretend I have a crystal ball lol. But you're still playing for fun with no lp on the line with your fellow lolgs. Why not try some silly build if you're being griefed, or try and win anyways despite cs getting stolen. A hard fought win is a lot sweeter than an easy one.

>>527234069
imaginary friend syndrome

>>527233894
Hmmm, I think I will BARK for MY KING.

>>527220151
Im buying the proving grounds to play with some friends
The idea of a marvel-snap magic-like is actually pretty good.
I was convinced when I saw what Yasuo decks can do bouncing their creatures back and forth seems pretty fun and cerebral actually

>>527234394
I KNEEL

>>527234069
itd be really cool if you had like a token or chibi representation of yourself
personally id just draw all my mains from different character hangin out

Yone!

no vg results i ATE it all :(

>>527231829
vg vs vg results
new game is coming up 20s

>>527234685
wtf spit them out fatass

>>527234702
it was going well until the 20 minute mark
and then i started fluctuating between 150 and 300 ping every second
fps dropped to 40 out of nowhere too
thank you riot games :)
goodnight anyways
>>527234756
no!

>>527234702
ryze feels like absolute cancer. don't like him. rework him one more time please.

>>527234637
prepare yourself

Who is the main character of League of Legends?

>>527234941
veigar

>>527234230
its really not.. when you work and only have time for 2-3 games an evening beacuse you don't play on the weekends... you want to take it easy... i wanted to have fun too... guess what... these retards now ruin the game...

imagine you only have time to play a couple games and your first game you're stuck with a silver retard who takes all your cs... then somehow everyone else gets mad at me when i did it to the whole team...? LOL? don't troll in the first place then... i was doing a silly build and playing the game as ivern but for some reason that earned me a ban... i guess somehow a lobotomized silver 4 player stealing cs every game is somehow okay though...?

no one cares shut up

if you REALLY, REALLY think about it, investing, pulling out, and splitpushing are all the same concept applied in a different context

>>527235062
short stuff

vgs need 2

vg vs vg custom game
password vidya
room for 2 more

>>527235312
>>527235319
if it goes like this vgs are going to die in 2 weeks lol banning players for cosplaying silver 4s even though you grief like that everygame is kind of messed up...

whos hosting

>>527235484
me

>>527235523
who are you

>>527235542
him

>>527235542
im them

>>527235542
you

>>527235542
im blue da ba dee da ba da

GNM and ww3 soon.

>>527234212
>>527234305
>>527234610
a little token is a good idea too!

>>527235763
>ww3
huh

tonight we had a little winnersqueue going

>>527218463
as far as funko pops go this really doesnt look bad
if you've got the hand for it, you might even consider painting over the eyes

>>527235758
KEK never gets old

>>527235763
thanks for the heads up. sleep well

>>527235758
no retard its 'if i were green i would die'

>>527235763
>ww3
Why do I keep reading this everywhere? Wha happened?

>>527235086
Why spend your limited game time holding onto being bitter and taking it out on others?

>>527235876
nothing, honey, go back to bed

bets

>>527236093
i wanted to warm up playing a customs practicing cs etc... but then you all showed me how disgusting you all are so you can dish it out but can't take it huh...

>>527235878
buff jax

>>527236104
dont scare me

>>527236071
nothing. happy pride month

>>527236207
wait im legit scared now whats happening

>>527236163
Still the same guy, I wasn't in the game lol. All I'm saying is try not to hold on to stuff like a bad game, it's not good for the heart and mental.

>>527236495
i dont watch the news idk if anon is being serious or not
imagine finding out the world is ending through lolg though

>>527234637
is high noon yone the last good legendary? every other legendary after has reused assets or barely any new animations

im in gold now but I have realized it's basically just silver: extended edition, the throws are just as bad

>>527236495
>>527236648
Israel attacked Iran, Iran says Israel and America will pay a heavy price

>>527233035
Yeah AP is shit if the enemy knows how to use their vision thingies

>>527237018
die in ur sleep plz

>>527236071
israel preemptively bombed iran's capital and the homes of a few high ranking government officials

>>527234941
Ryze i think because hes a big part in the lore that brought Magic to the world or something
Lorefags can correct me if im wrong

>>527237018
WAKE UP AHRI ESPORTS

What do we do about support players?

>>527234941
exodia

really sad how you guys bullied all the female support mains away because they weren't trans enough for you

>>527238745
Every gender is welcome here. Some of you may get called trannies though

>>527238745
All the actual support players were bullied out of the game when Riot decided supports should do huge damage and have infinite mana early. Do you think those cute healers could tolerate having to deal with pyke naut senna forcing them out of the lane starting at level 1?

>>527238236
Respect us.

>>527238887
We just keep going and deal with it.

>>527236648
>imagine finding out the world is ending through lolg though
>mfw this was the very last week of lolg streams

>want uzi vayne skin
>dont really play LoL at all anymore
>just q ranked in gold to click around on adc
think its worth 20 dollars in i beat the pass?

reminder that Nami is nice

>>527239386
yes

>>527239386
NO

Does the item haste rune in the Inspiration tree works with stuff like Seraph Staff and Protobelt, is it worth picking it instead of going for Precision tree as secondary?

>>527239386
Maybe

vg vs vg results
majin please host i need a break

>>527239563
Item haste is gone, dude. It was in Domination and they removed it because it was consistently one of the highest winrate runes in the game yet nobody ever fucking took it.

>>527239596
wowowow... see how easy the game is when you have asupport that doesn't steal cs... carrying my team when they all had double digit deaths....

>>527239596
>didnt pay attention so I didnt see the reksai jungle
whoopsie doodle, we did alright until we didnt!
ggs

>>527239285
You do, most didn't

>>527239512
>>527239552
>>527239574
STOOOP

vg vs vg
na
vidya

>>527239674
you did it bro you won vg lp holy shit ur so good!!!!!!!!

who cares

>>527239809
i mean people cared endlessly when i lost due to a griefing twitch supp why is there crickets when i heal + shield 35K and won every late game teamfight...?

>>527239596
>dude trolls and still gets 4 people to build a comp entirely around protecting and enabling them
is it possible to learn this power?

>>527239596
Rek'sai feels like dogshit that is held back by having a basically impossible to stop knockup. It's like they didn't rework her at all, really.

>>527239849
settle down henry vgs arent that serious

>>527239596
the underdogs yap in unison while hiding and deathballing in the jungle the entire midgame until the lion team goes in once, shoots yone in the skull and wins

>>527239596
sundered skylas carries agane

vg vs vg +1
na
vidya

>>527239849
no you cared lmao you were the one upset XD

HEHE

whenever I play a new champion, my first 10 or so matches I do pretty well but once the fun starts to wear off my winrate goes to the shitter.

I can get it back to a decent winrate but I have to suffer through a pretty terrible winrate till my anxiety goes away

>the stacked team won
yeah

>>527235878
Damn nigga take a walk

vg vs vg bets

>>527239859
i just wanted to play sett no one got me to do shit

>>527239661
Cosmic Insight.

>>527237672
Ok but we have the strongest army lol. Would be over quick

>>527240282
TWO smolders??? WOOOW

it was nice catching up with you
i hate that we
havbe to do this song and dance
every time
oh how you wound me so

>>527237243
Almost missed this, great job hitting gold!

>>527237243
welcome to literally every rank in the game!

even the gm player in the thread constantly whines about how bad their teams are!

>>527240896
hes 6 years older than you tazmir

>>527241397
why is he so mean?

>>527223558
still want his old passive back. and everfrost.

>>527232850
nothing against onetricks

>>527240601
NIGGA SMOLDAH

VERSUS

SMOLDAH

vg results
tune in next time

>>527242741
zilean kinda makes the game absolutely miserable to play

>>527242781
correct

>>527242781
Riot refuses to gut this champion until people start playing him and he gets complained about.

>>527243067
cucked again and again AND again

>>527243152
>when he hits 225

***** smolder

Trans girls > bio girls and I'm tired of pretending otherwise...

>>527243262
when trans girls stop being mutilated freaks ill agree

>>527243067
>Zilean is fine, just, um...
>Just pink his 3 second cooldown 99% speed boost on allies / 99% slow on you, haha

>>527243262
This is a League general, sir.

>>527224419
I missed it... Again...

I have to wait 10 minutes between ques cause I got the afk penalty. but that's okay I can play some mario kart world in between matches

Yeah. I do. What are you gonna do about it?

tonight we learned that you can troll vgs and get away with it, do what you will with this information

>>527243745
u type like a dem on twitter
be normal

So anyway
BAM

>>527243745
sera served his timeout ban

we dont have enough regular players to perma everyone who trolls

>vayne and kaisa pass
>lots of other adc shit
might grind this one anons, last time i grinded this game was for the zeri skin. i love ladies in tight bodysuits

>>527243679
One of the most soul things about this game, and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

>>527244038
yeah, we actually do

>stage 6
>almost had 3 star zeri
i lost...

>>527244038
yeah we definitely cant spare the one person how would the lobbies that fill up within minutes ever fill up if that one person is gone

>>527243940
Cute!

I haven't had the sound on in the client in over 5 years. It's very strange hearing it again

gg firestorm
t. renekton

Executionner Mundo is so fucking hot

>>527245174
i hate to admit it but I woke up today to the sound of a party invitation
of course there wasn't one

my friend fell asleep on me

my top stole a kill from me where I did 98% of the damage. I got back at him by alt+f4'ing

>>527246168
good for you

>>527238887

this is why i mostly play aram now

who got cleared

tft gamers

After a while you realize that cumming in a girl's pussy does nothing, she can just cheat on you all the same, she can leave you all the same, there was no magic, it's just a pffft a few times, for a few seconds, squirting your balls out and then it's done

Nerf jhin

>>527246730
this isn't your blog

Keep last hitting those minions lil bro

>>527246730
Even if that's true, I'd still like to find out for myself.

Buff jhin

>>527243524
;_;

>>527247020
Also nanto your vods are unavailable even for subs... last available one is 6 days ago

Play Pengu's Party !

>>527246317
everyone but si17

THROW ANOTHER ROCK!

>>527246907
He would play the life of Pablo
I miss the old Kanye

>>527247106
should be fixed!!
idk if today's was any good though...

>>527247692
At Tali?

>>527247861
Thank you, nantobro, might watch a bit during down time

>>527243938
a fucking embarrassment to those skins
refund them, niggers

>>527243938
... What? How...

Soraka my cute wife!

https://youtu.be/pT3Fhmdjln8?si=625pDxp8UoN7577j&t=3m15s
Time stamped for your convenience
I TOLD YOU GRAVES WORST CHAMP IN GAME HATERS CALLED ME WRONG BUT I KNEW IT

>>527249006
Don’t feel obligated :3
Do your thing king

They really went all out with that uzi pass, huh

Coop vs AI CHADGODS... we can finally complete Elite and Weekly mission in bot games.

New folkenberger. Billions must watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0MtEdY6eyM

brawl euw I can invite you want
twitch.tv/npclowiq

Is the mythic shop the same for everyone or is it personal? I need my prestige winterblessed wardaddy

Karma mid is not a trollpick

>>527218467
Nah it's Skarner. 46% wr with 0.7% pick on main role

>>527250995
Don't tempt me because I would play that.

>>527250498
what are these random nationalities in his intros? I don't get the gimmick

OMMMMMMMMMM

Why are supports like this

>>527252050
Where are you getting these Karma images?

>>527252310
>Why are supports like this
based? I dunno

Good night EU chads

>>527252578
It's 9am bro...

>>527252485
The Internet

>>527218249 (OP)
I wan a slap smolders fat belly like the fat fuck he is
Look at this morbidly obese baby dragon
He literally asks for a cookie
So fat!!!

Nigga smolder?

This is /lolg/s archnemesis. Garen with fullbuild, what a joke champs

Ezreal ulted Azir and his minion wave...

>>527252909
But the Internet is a dark and evil place.

Yeah I'm never getting to Gold, can't retain Silver rank. It's over for me.

>>527237018
Wakey, wakey, sleepy fox.

>>527237018
*rubs my cock on her face leaving behind sticky pubes and ball sweat*

>>527229421
Good, sounds like a chance to actually enjoy all the scaling champs like Nasus, Kayle, Vayne, etc who basically got deleted from the game when they introduced the Elder Dragon.

I miss 55 minute games, bros... I know ADHD zoomers spend more cash on Lux skin but a League game used to feel like an EVENT instead of just clicky on your phone for 15 minutes while alt-tabbing to r34, which is how I assume nuLeaguers play. Riot gave into the worst impulses of attention-deficit mentally ill bugmen and it ruined the game.

The MSI winner will be decided right now btw.

>>527254560
sounds like you just want to play dota bro

>>527254569
GENG stomps

>>527253749
Not when I'm here!

>>527254770
You think Zeus won't be able to carry?

>>527254853
he's a bum

I've discovered the best way to play the game.
Zoom in your camera as much as possible so your champion fills as much of the screen as possible. Fuck map awareness, I want to admire these skins I paid for.

Started doing it in vs-AI games 4fun, started doing it in ARAM and PVP, even tried it in ranked. Won some games too. Fuck LP I just want this game to feel fun again.
Try that shit, fuck your solo Q teammates, they're assholes anyway. Enjoy yourself!
>Pick champs like Udyr or Shen, I don't recommend Jhin for this lmao

>>527254743
You're spot on friend, I realized a long time ago that DotA was the superior game, but I didn't want to have to relearn an entire pool of champs/items/etc. Also fuck turning radiuses.

I ended up just uninstalling both and playing GW2.

>>527254569
Ill put it in the background, thank God it's friday

>>527254403
Why would you do that

>>527250995
Who said that? nvm I know, it's the shitters in the ranked lobby who, despite Karma being 100% p/b midlaner in pro-play for most of a decade, and still A-tier mid, shitters get mad at "non-meta".

Man, I wish 99% of the playerbase would just get hit by a truck.

>>527244198
everything about Lux is soul. She was almost everyone's first main.
>although she has the Sona/Yasuo/Seraphine problem where the champ is fine but anyone who actually plays them is 100% guaranteed to be retarded
If they ever change her VA, that will truly be the end of the game in the West.
>STAY POSITIVE SUMMONER

>that ruler death on Jhin
Ruler? More like... Drooler

>>527255597
Double rainbow?!

>>527254560
What do you mean, ranked is basicly full of lategame spamm.
Especially kayle smolder

I hate you Riot, fuck you and all your employees.

great normal game team balance

>>527256242
This except the porn artist designing yordles

>>527256242
Even me?

I'm so bitter right now this doesn't make any sense.

>>527256652
Lost a game or something?

>>527256715
Zeka choked the teamfight around drake and threw HLE's lead.

he's right tho

>>527256865
the pros get more gold from cs than this guy gets from all his many kills

im really sitting in an 8min queue just to get matched with 2 gold players vs 2 masters players and 2 diamonds huh
nice

I will make Aphelios work today and not derank to silver. Wish me luck

>>527257861
u got this babe xoxo

>>527250658
can you give me invite ?
Azuma Minami #3436

>>527256810
Why are you pissed at what rich celeb bugmen do?
you'll still wake up early tomorrow to flip steaks on a hot plate

Ruler got 1 autoattack off that entire teamfight because Rell CC'd him the entire duration and forced his flash with no one else near him. ADC looking like a menace in pro play. This is why they have to be utter garbage in solo queue, imagine if this beast of a champion was in your games.

>>527258158
Actually I'm a NEET so I'll be watching more bugmen tomorrow.

the slippery slope of coding
>starts with league and valorant
>eventually genshin
>follow by painted nails, catboy ears and crossdressing

>>527258387
many such cases

bang!

so these are the best players in the world...

>Chovy dies
>GENG immediately loses

>>527256715
Not the one who replied to you, same anon as before.
Yes, lost a couple of games so stupidly and I'm bitter with myself, because I should do more but I'm unable to and yet I push myself.

he cute

>>527258780
Chovy doesn't realize that Zeka is the protagonist.

>>527259441
i LOVE this guy. he is truly amazing and honest

Someone tell riot we need a batch of new borders

>>527258387
It's just the future desu, people care less and less about gender norms because it's increasingly irrelevant. It makes sense that a current and future profession like this would be full of people who enjoy blurring the lines.

>>527259669
What we "need" is another batch of layoffs. 500 didn't do the trick so another 1000 or so employees out of the office should fix the game.

>>527258387
heard he was sucking black cocks at the back entrance of a mcdonalds

>>527260010
>people care less and less about gender norms because it's increasingly irrelevant

This is such a retarded take... if people didn't care about gender norms, why would they use those same norms to reaffirm their identity?

wtf vanguard error

Quick chat what do I buuild on vayne

>>527260559
bork nigga

>>527260559
yuntaal IE LDR/Mortal PD

>>527260559
trinity static shiv

Choky...

If Riot wants to me to buy skins for female champs they need to make them with peeking pubic hair

>>527260559
kraken slayer > trinity force > situational (terminus, wit's end, mercurial scimitar, randuins)

Whats the add on that lets you keep track of summoner spell timers for the enemy team?

>>527261247
uhm.... anon.... that's called cheating....

>>527261621
no it's legal

>>527261621
But duoabusing is not huh? Nice false equivalence, lolg

Find yourself a gf who treats u like that

new vayne skin autos feel smooth

would you look at that after years of on and off playing I finally got a skin I always wanted, on main account. wohooooo.

>>527261884
I have a waifu, does that count?

>>527261948
Nice drop Adolf, it's her best skin and it has the best chromas.

gneedra alt found in the wild

Dear, Aurora support poster.
This one goes out to you.
First try, too.
Thanks!
I love it.

>>527262353
kinda kino

Is Peanut finally going to win Worlds this year?

>>527262353
Errm! You're not allowed to namedrop him, chud

>>527261948
das ist die Rhinemaiden

https://youtube.com/shorts/fB70poHVMN8?si=ZRAgjpgjsu10cJyI

When will ad carries fucking get a clue and drop dead

>>527262000
you got trips of truth. you can count on that.

>>527262848
Oh nice

>>527262492
With three Worlds winners and the literally the best top laner in the world, he’d better be winning.

is qiyana hard to play

>>527262982
she is average

>>527262982
You tell me. Her E auto-aims your Q for you.

noice

>>527263206
no malzir skin

>>527263206
good splash art igm looks like poop(im coping)

Which champion mastery title goes harder? Type ''sneed" if Karma, "feed" if Rell

>>527263513
wonder who this poster is

>3 defeats
>1 remake
>1 win
Not a good morning.

>>527263206
very nice. now drop ezreal for good

>>527263687
never!

>geng vs hle notification pops up
>check on it to see hle is 2-0 against geng
How?

>>527263785
One day i hope to see a gwebm, but after the latest patch, I cannot say I would blame you if it never happens.

>>527218463
I used to own an official league Heimer statue because i really like him too. Sadly i lost it when my house burnt down :(
You can probably find it on ebay or something. Dont think they still make them
There was also a cool Thresh, Ziggs i owned, (Blitz too i think?)

>>527263206
These fucking things only give me skins for champs I don't play.

>>527263897
I hope she returns playable but so far I'm permabanning her from my lobbies.

dayli juggernaut garen 1v9

>Played TFT all day
>Done with the pass already
Huh?

>>527264236
aint no way that's NA

>>527263897
i don't see myself leaving the adc role anytime soon so any gwebm that gets made is sadly gonna have to come from someone else! sorry!

>>527263975
well to be faaaair I'm mastery 2 on Irelia as well and check this out, picrel
also have 8 shen skins and 6 varus skins somehow BUT NOT A SINGLE CHO'GATH SKIN WHICH I'D REALLY LIKE AAAAIEEEEEEE

>>527263513
sneed

>>527263947
sucks about the fire. I'd post annie, but that'd be pretty poor taste

>>527264360
euw emerald

i have a lot of money and nothing to spend it on. any ideas?

>>527264510
Spend it on a better game.

>>527264510
thigh highs and a skirt

>>527264510
Buy Krügerrands.

>>527264510
Gift me skin pls

>>527264510
stellar blade is out on steam

>>527264510
Buy and play KCD.

>>527264510
a nice outing to a local cafe or some other pleasant place, a visit to the local zoo to take nice pictures and make memories (take a friend along if you can even), starting a collection of something fun like a fig of something you enjoy or things like that, commissioning your fav artist to draw your fav character or other stuff like that!

>>527263851
draft diff every game

>>527264510
do drugs

I havent been playing much this month. I hope this isnt my peak

>>527264939
This is actually pretty good advice.

Are there any junglers that build Hullbreaker?

>>527265118
think about it for five seconds and you'll figure it out

are ruler and duro boosted?

>>527264942
this elo is dogshit, there is level 30 accounts in every single game

>>527264647
yes gladly, tag?
>>527264570
good idea.
>>527264637
excellent idea.
>>527264668
not my kind of game..
>>527264680
already played it great game !

>>527265454
sissy princess#hrt

>>527264641
Got roos in the past, think bars would be more comf

>>527264510
Go boating/surfing/fishing on a nice isolated pasture outside or make cheese if indoors.

>>527265381
Whats the secret to climbing?
I wish riot wouldnt put hardstuck players with 200+ wins in my game. Its basically a loss because they will never improve or recognize their mistakes

>>527265546
Happens every ELO.

remember when everyone was freaking out about vanguard and said it was gonna kill the game and break everyone's computers
that was funny

>>527265454
tag - YourDadsWifesBF#9894

>>527265514
i can't add you for some reason, did you misspell your name maybe?
>>527265520
this sounds nice, but none of these are for me..

>>527265454
>excellent idea
cute!

>>527264668
I didn't realize that game was a flagship PS5 game, I thought it was some f2p korean shit. I bet it was sick af to play on release on ps5. Might get that later this year.

>>527265546
>Whats the secret to climbing?
play better than your lane opponent for 50+ games
>I wish riot wouldnt put hardstuck players with 200+ wins in my game
you are playing in x elo complaining about getting players of x elo skill?

>>527265669
but it did kill the game and we still have bots, smurfs, trolls, etc

>>527265601
Its trash though. I was legit getting Platinum players with like 200+wins in my lobbies while i was trying to promote from silver to gold with about only 20ish wins under my belt. Then i got stuck their for a while

>>527265824
say the line meri

Sweater Poppy.

>>527265669
Yeah the freakout was a meme but so was vanguard, would rather not have it at all

NEH

>>527265862
install gentoo

>>527265797
>play better than your lane opponent for 50+ games
Not him but this isn't as good of an advice. You can be the constant, but if you want to win you can only be so good you can hard carry 5 players. This is how much of a constant one should be, being better than your enemy laner in only a fraction.

It's hard to be a lonely midlane mage chud

>>527265797
Yeah complaining makes me feel better

>>527265845
I was winning often enough that I was beginning to get Gold players as Silver player, then you lose once and the lobbies get filled with unranked and Iron in both teams. Yet for some reason the enemy team is consistently the better one even if you win the lane. Nice matchmaking, totally not shady :)

>>527265715
thank you! yes i am

>>527265986
>you need to le 1v9 if you want to climb
no, just play consistently better and grind out enough games.

>>527266176
with the dodge penalties as punishing as they are now, riot should seriously consider abolishing the policy of obscuring names in ranked draft

>>527266000
Play APC/supp

>>527266279
you should get a shimapan too!

>>527265520
>fishing
Don't you dare.

lolbabs explain

Anyone know how many games Tyler 1 grinded out on his road to challenger accounts? Im curious if you actually have to play hundreds of games to climb these shitlows ToT

>>527266314
>just have a frustrating experience for 200-300 games and you'll climb

>>527266432
best champion in the game being piloted by, arguably, the best midlaner in the world

>>527266429
*eats nammers*

>>527266426
hmmm okay

>>527266432
the damage amp stacks

>>527266457
the only way to hard carry is if you're actually like 2 ranks better. if you find a way to improve faster than your mmr goes up let me know

>>527266536
lolg has needed more sissies for a while youll be perfect

>>527266439
off the top of my head
top: 2000
jungle: 500
mid: 200
support: 200

>>527266515
STOP

>>527266439
Depends how far you think you're going but T1 was getting coaching from some of the best players

AAAEIEEIIIIEEEEIII NIGGERMAN SAVE ME

I need help

Play Support Role

It's fun and satisfying to help your team

>>527266879
Help my PP Sona Anon

>>527266607
A Diamond is more likely to carry a Platinum game than a Gold is to carry a Bronze game.

>>527266640
thank you i will do my best

>>527266879
and you probably get way more LP for far less effort, right?

>>527266907
who knows, but whats your point?

Remember to protect your support if you're not playing the role though so they don't get ganked and they can continue to help you

Vex. Sorry these aren't very good.

>>527266936
ign?

>>527267080
Azuma Minami #3436

>>527267069
shes cute but if you are going to do her feet dirty like that, give her some shoes, ok, hun?

>>527267140
i didn't realise you got into the sissy stuff azuma...

>>527267069
yeah can you post some ai kino instead

I WILL KILL

EVERY SINGLE JUNGLER IN THIS WORLD

I SWEAR IT

THEY WILL ALL DIE

>>527267140
nigga this aint funny

>>527267140
azooba noooo

>>527267251
Focus on winning your lane first lil bro

so what did azuma do for everyone to shitpost him like this

>jungler dies trying to invade enemy raptors
>4 of his own camps are up
why does this happen so often?

me: smoking balls
you: seething

>>527267475
i found this video very enlightening when it comes to understanding the mind of your average jungler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGkjiNUCxzQ

>>527267430
>everyone
propably 1 or 2 subhumans as always

>>527265118
Ad shyvanna, but at best 3rd or 4th item

>>527267772
shame
azuma is a #chillguy he don't deserve no hate

hey now
get me a game

PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH

PUSH PUSH

PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH

>>527268070
this must be the only skin he has

>>527268098
It's the only good one.

>luxtranny on my team
>zyrastacy on the enemy team
easiest dodge of my life

>>527268034
I mean it is what it is. Good guy or not, hes a discordfag and thats what discordfags do.

>>527266432
PROBABLY GOING BLOODLETTER AND RIFTMAKER

>>527268191
zyra players are way more likely to be trannies lets be real

>>527268225
>euw
>discordfag

Play TFT or else

>>527268070
>"Push... Fight on... Keep going... Don't give up..."
I'm exhausted...

I love having 90cs on the enmy jungler that I keep invading and he's somehow only 1 level down on me

we need more sissies!

^
nigga shut yo bitch ass up

>>527268242
yup thats what he did!`

>>527268403
it sucks but the alternative is worse
i remember when catchup exp wasn't a thing and hecarim would make the nexus explode by fullclearing for 20+ minutes

>>527268610
word

>>527268289
Im not doubting how queer alluring both of these champs are but Zyra somehow manages to top damage charts even if shes 2/13 support, jungle or mid. Mages tend to be disgusting designs but Zyra is something else

>>527268336
this was the most skippable set ever

>>527268336
or else what? I'll save time and money? thanks but no thanks

>>527267697
>neace

>>527268929
what of it?

>>527266879
>>>/v/712528423

>>527268298
He's right though

>527269038
Ain't helping some lard-ass nigga jerk off on 4cuck

no one can compete with lck. they are playing a different game all together

locking in teemo supp should be an insta ban

just play brawl bro it's fun!

>>527267251
JUINGLENIGGER DEATH

>>527269439
>dopa maxxing in 2025
What is chovy doing?

>>527267251
Rude!

>>527268994
hes a shit coach (talks while people are fighting, insults clients, always acts like he's doing them a favor but charges high prices)
and he doesnt maintain his rank, just wants it for credentials. when he's playing hes constantly malding and talks about losers queue etc.

Losers queue is real btw.

>>527267251
this but the Jews.

>>527269596
Proof?

>>527269648
Faker

>>527269439
>>527269489
I wish i could be as clean as Dopa. Man doesnt waste any time or movement

Lunch, shower, now time to queue up again.

on the verge of buying a switch 2

>>527268289
no, a ton of girls I know play zyra

>>527270236
For what games, nigger, it got none

>>527269495
He barely comments on anything despite his high price. He will read his chat while his paying client is making 10 mistakes, until its time to groan and cringe at his client for that sweet youtube content of course. Hes a scammer

>>527270450
you dont know any girls lil gup

>>527270236
im also thinking about buying a battery powered entertainment device

>>527270450
>a ton of girls I know

>>527270494
insane 1v9 projection my nigger

lolg

one of your sissys has escaped her cage and is getting anons horny in /v/

>dissing the GOAT neace
https://youtu.be/Fn23YF83WQE?si=J-BQPZweoiHDIrcp

>>527270570
>engaging with xer freak homo fantasizes

I know TONS of girls
but they all go to a different school

I dated Tarzaned

>lolg
>
>one of your sissys has escaped her cage and is getting anons horny in /v/

>>527270742
trans dyrus

I haven't played in a long time.
What am I supposed to do with all this shit?

>>527270739
my condolences

>>527270570
its a newfag who started posting yesterday

Black cleaver sundered sky has to be the strongest 2 item power spike in the game especially for the champs that build it

anyone who pushes the supportsissy narrative doesnt actually play botlane or league at all
if they did they would know that adc is the sissy of botlane

>>527270789
Sell dupes and unwanted champs. buy the champs you want from shop or use a shard for a discount if you have theirs

>>527270821
>Black cleaver
Grudge is better if you're not a big team fighter.

>>527270865
This feels like a worse version of IP.

>>527270821
hot take: sundered is actually healthy for the game. we never had better pick diversity than this season, both soloq and proplay

>>527270821
Yeah like Wukong. I feel like he's underrated. All the bruiser items he builds are broken right now
>>527270946
Yeah pretty much. If you have all the champs you want sometimes they open a limited time shop where you can buy chromas and other cosmetic stuff with Blue essence

>>527270864
they wouldn't call any any role the sissy role you jobless terminally online incel freak

>>527270450
she is low commitment, semi afk mage when played as support
it's appealing to the yuumi,lux,etc girl players who want to be able to alt tab out and esex on discord while griefing the adc

i was just talking about pic rel with a friend of yesterday about cute fem champs being played inproperly
by far zyra's weakest role atm is support
her strongest role is jungle, yet below diamond only 10-15% of her playerbase plays her on anywhere else but support

lux is exactly in the same boat, she is a terrible fucking support outside of a few combos like lux+caitlyn (but caitlyn has better synergies with other supports anyways)
she has much higher winrate as apc on mid or bot, but because she is a cute female champ with cute,sparkly and pink skins she is almost exclusively played as a support because most of her playerbase is just women or trannies

for me? its Katarina & Lux [Iidssm][4K]

i being forced to to pick an ABILITY POWER champion in the ATTACK DAMAGE CARRY role

>hle might actually get reverse sweeped
LMFAO

>>527271097
nuh uh it's BOTTOM role now.
>>527271171
:D

>>527271083
>Zyra Jungle
Thanks for reminding me of the fag who said "trust me i have high win rate!" then proceeded to int and tilt and spam ff

Spear of shoujin is gay, i think i move back to black cleaver for the cdr
Why does the entire itembuildpath have 0 cdr

>>527270462
tetris

>trust me i have high win rate!
>proceeds to int and tilt and spam ff

>>527270821
low iq build, go serylda insteaf so you get the full armor pen on the first crit

High impact Zya jungling

>>527271064
its LITERALLY called the bottom role

zyra can be played in all 5 roles

>>527271370
>tfw it could've been me
which server?

>wait for match
>match found
>player left
>5 minutes of waiting later
>match found
>player rejected ready
>match found
>player didn't respond
>still fuckin waiting
Does nobody play this game anymore? What the fuck is with these wait times?

Tank ezreal top

>fright night draven shard
sneed it or keep it?

whats the point of giving me 14 shitty consolation LP when I lost a game I should have won just because my toplaner got mindbroken after getting solokilled twice and ran it down mid for the rest of the game

>>527271765
The only people still playing are terminal addicts. Even those terminal addicts reach some sort of clarity during the queue pop where they have to confirm that they are signing up for another 40 minutes of suffering that will make them feel bad the whole day.

>>527271765
It's 1 PM on a Friday, people are at work.
On a serious note, they've been declining ever since Arena first came out this year. Arena players seem to have moved onto Brawl and having a rotating gamemode that is infinitely more popular than One for All or Ult. Spellbook or whatever FOTM slop they put out seems to be draining players away from the main game modes. The new matchmaking system they said they were gonna try out in norms and such also seems to have just made queue times longer and match quality worse as well.

>>527271817
his best skin is soul reaver by far,shame i don't play draven
fright night is kinda mid

>>527271820
>muh toplaner got solokilled
let me guess, you made a dumb invade on red, droped doublebuff and the enemy jungler dove him?