Thread 527279534

New Squid Unit Edition

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>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC and PS5 where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible within a procedurally generated area while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations a planet can be completely liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is the origin of the setting and basic gameplay formula of HELLDIVERS 2. The major difference is that HELLDIVERS is a top-down shooter, its mechanics being based primarily on Arrowhead's first game Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/

>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview

>MAJOR NEWS
May 20 Heart of Democracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmXtgHs2ODg
Jun 12 Force of Law https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHuOJoeXdYA


>LATEST PATCHES
May 13 1.003.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516335345719051928
Jun 10 1.003.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516337874624317890
Jun 12 1.003.102 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/580514905803718665

nirah boytits thread

>platoons are added
>join /hdg/ platoon
>they try to forcibly ERP with you
what do?

DOOMSISSIES I KNOW
The leaker simply spent weeks working on warp rifts, models, animations and AI in Blender, and then put it all on Helldivers 2, to post on Xitter to get fake takedown requests from Sony

>there are *actual* trannies in this thread
wew

>>527279728
>PLATROON
NO!

>>527279728
jokes on you I'm going to join a platoon with my irl shitter friends

>>527279613
Inputting EAT code on his nipples to make him shoot his cutie cummies.

Wtf i didnt know nirah was trans???

gang rape lean divers

Reminder to ignore discord trannies
List of discord troons:
>Nirah
>Sens
>UN Inspector
>Wulfgamer

>REMINDER
When posting lobby links, remove the third number to prevent discord trannies from e-stalking you with data scraper bots.
>gameid/lobbyid/steamid
You only need the first two to join.

I'd be on board with clans/platoons if it somehow ment that leaders aren't braindead and can herd the playerbase towards proper planets
but that's doubtful

>>527279728
>just gets called '/hdg/ platoon' instead of something fun
Its over...

Suggest fun names NOW

I sure hope I will have Justice to shoot all those new Squids that are coming soon with!

>>527279972
>Wulfgamer
our drawfag would betray us like this...?

>>527280112
trans rights

>>527280112
Bill and the Cosbys

>>527279728
What does forcible ERP even look like?

>>527280112
ANTIFA
>anti faggot action

>>527280112
PLAPPLAPPLAtoon

>>527280112
Wulfgamer's massage parlour

>>527280112
Helldiver Generals
Clover Battalion

>>527279534 (OP)
H-HIYAH!?

>>527280246
join my sc lobby and i'll show you

>>527280165
he's also brown, believe it or not.

>>527279972
I'm finally on the list.

What would even be the point of platoons? Lore-wise they make no sense, and what would they add to the game? There’s no real rewards people can get at this point, nobody needs another way to get medals and SC rewards from platoons are out of the question.

>>527280112
i was partial to
>hoes do games

>>527280473
chinese modders flew over my house they're adding leaderboards and not-FOTM platoon reward armor sets

>>527280473
DSS style mission effects but more control because it's smaller group based.

>>527280112
Bug Chasers

I got bored of the music so I usually play with my own during missions. I originally had just one playlist but I felt it didn't quite fit the theme for a lot of missions, so now I have a playlist for each faction. For bugs it's a mix of psytrance and dark synthwave, for bots it's prog rock and aggrotech and for squids its space rock like Hawkwind.

>>527279534 (OP)
PSA on Steam lobby links
You do not need the numbers after the last slash, they are your profile ID. This is how their discord bot finds your profile. It is entirely possible to join a lobby without the profileid segment included.
Make sure to remove it from your lobby link if you care.

>>527279972
all deserving of brawndiver cum leaking from the boywomb, nose, throat, and ears

>>527280837
>>527280029
Useful tip, will be included in the next OP

>AH finally adds the Illusionist
>it's a fucking zombie
>a zombie that uses brap gas to blind you

>>527280812
types like he would enjoy getting TOPPED

>>527280837
>>527280953
nooo my list

>>527280301
I actually really like Clover Batt.

>>527280837
why should i give a shit that anyone has my steam profile

>BUT MUH MO
I don't care. Predditors are unfun and I want to have fun.

>>527281241
you shouldn't, it's just sensationalism

>nerftroons tells me the latest update nerfed the stalkers and make them stay at their nest
>play ONE bug game
>constantly get harassed by stalkers the second a stalker nest is in range
I can't believe they would lie about the game again, almost as if they don't play it!

>>527281241
Because you'll get doxxed by literal troons.

>>527281241
Transgenders have it and want to use it against you

>>527280112
George Droid Fenttalion

>>527281330
nah on day one patrols would literally walk past you even within arms reach
stalker lairs would only start spawning when you shot them.

>>527281330
At least half of [insert media here fans] don't actually play/watch/read it.

>Xbow
>Crisper
>Ballistic Shield
>Quasar Cannon or EAT

Fucking hilarious how effective AND safe this combo is on Predditor planet, Crisper absolutely FUCKS with the new fire damage + Ballistic Shield. It completely nullify the problem with bugs still advancing while on fire and it blocks fire bounce from bugs hitbox.

>>527280812
>this is your average clown award farmer

>>527280301
Helldiver Generals is underrated

Did you know Miranda's warning became law 59 years ago today.

>>527281345
>>527281409
i don't care

>>527281468
fire + fart dog is my go to. I run the primary flamer so that I can have my secondary be the ultimatum for the rare BT. if I need to kill em at a distance I run MG.

>>527280812
FUCKER IT CAN BARELY TAKE DOWN A SINGLE BUG WITH ONE MAG AND YOU WANT IT TO BE WEAKER?

>>527281043
>>527281984
Are you guys this retarded on purpose.

>>527281782
ok nigrah, we found a way to kneecap your shitty discord bot and now you're seething and falseflagging

>>527281984
It sounds like you have a massive skill issue. Have you tried aiming for the weak spots?

>>527280473
Platoons are fake news. The footage is the only real leak, everything else is larping and misinformation.

>third person grips are animated properly
>first person your hand clips through the grip and holds it from the barrel
lazy lazy swedes

>>527280473
Troons wanted their clique, there's no other explanation.

>>527282421
Hey... you just wanted to post butt.

>>527282421
Holy shit look at that fucking ass
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>527280473
being able to see lobbies made by other people in your platoon on the map, and setting lobbies to 'platoon+friends" so that when someone drops they can reconnect instead of a random joining

>>527282107
I have tried. It's not so easy on d10 when my team are all retards who abandon me to try and fight my way out of a 4-way intersection with bug breaches, chargers, and bile titans all around me.
It's a skill issue, I'm sorry in all over that I can't get behind them to shoot their asses.

>>527282421
The game became so low effort post-release that it must be maintained by Arrowhead's F team. I remember people making videos about reload animations and realistic quirks and now half the new weapons involve teleporting magazines.

what's up with the dogshit 1st person reload animation on the new pistol though
did they even fucking look at it lol

>arrowhead adds platoons and a semi-competitive ranking aspect to the game
>/hdg/ tops all leaderboards because everyone else sucks massive cock
>fags and retards get mad, arrowhead tries to rig the system then eventually hides platoon stats
Incoming warframe Warbros situation 2.0. This is gonna be top tier kino.

>>527282421
JUST LOOK AT THAT FUCKING ASS
FUUUUUUUUUUCK JESUS CHRIST FUCK LOOK AT THAT ASS LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT
FUCK FUCK FUCK THAT ASS FUUUUUUUUCK
JESUS CHRIST SAVE ME FROM THAT ASS IM ON FUCKING NOFAP HELP ME JESUS PLEASE GOD HELP ME

>>527281926
I tried that but most of the time, the Predator Stalkers still manage to pounce and hit me through the gas and fire before dying right after from the DoT. Ballistic Shield + Crisper made it a safer choice on my experience since I get to block their pounce and just watch them burn to death for a second or two.

Crossbow to kill them from distance since it one shots them most of the time or aoe stagger&kill the pack of hunters around them too.

>>527282636
yeah the way I noticed this most substantially is how if you hold R to check your mag's ammo count (a cool feature if you play with weapon status hidden) your character pulls the mag out to look at it. New guns either don't have this animation work properly or it's completely unfinished

>>527282421
>SUSAT style sight
ah hell yeah

>>527282682
The slide on the Warrant don't even slide back when the gun is empty

>>527282742
lol like the top of the leaderboards wouldn't all be Chinese characters with 4,294,967,295 score

>>527282682
The Pacifier's reload is bugged as well, you can't shoot for a bit after the animation is finished

>>527282742
>implying the top leaderboard isn't full of cheating chinks with infinite HP and infinite XP mod

so how do we convince cheating chinks to join hdg platoon?

>>527282682
>did they even fucking look at it lol
that would involve booting up the game and we know the devs are deadly allergic to that

>>527282742
>skill issue general topping the leaderboard

>>527282742
warbros will never be replicated again
you had to be there

>>527282421
Excuse me madam? May I perchance request a crumb of a sniff? *snrrrrrf* oh my, is that... *snarrrttttttt* could it be? *hrnkkkkkk* egg and mayo rations, my sweet? Daring, aren't we? *SNRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

>>527282742
yeah we top the leaderboards for most gay sex

>>527282742
>/hdg/ tops all leaderboards
stopped reading right there, you faggots would be too busy ERPing to top anything other than each other

Does the urchin do damage?
Does it stun bile titans?
Does it stun striders?
Does it stun fleshmobs?
Only things I need to know

>>527278175
3/4

Lobby doko

>>527278175
full

>>527279534 (OP)
What will we get first, karate squidders or the APC?

>>527283392
no to all except fleshmobs.

>>527283392
No to everything except Fleshmobs.

>>527283717
>>527283735
Sad. Thanks

>>527283392
Fleshmob only works as long as it's not enraged (It shakes itself and does a roar, you can't stun it after)

>>527283852
>single target stun nade
>it doesn't stun any important targets
What? What's it even for then?

>>527281241
Take solace in the fact that some troon somewhere is SEETHING that he can't look up your profile.

>>527280301
Clover Battalion is actually a pretty good one

>>527282421
>you think that's air you're breathing?

>>527284016
We've all said the same thing.

If you got like 5 of them, and it worked on Bile Titans and such, it'd have a use and a niche separate from the stock stun grenades because those are AOE.

>>527284016
As best as I can gather, AH is just deathly fucking afraid of people sperging out over nerfs. So their solution is to release underpowered garbage and then buff it up over time.

lobby doko and dont let discord trannies in

>>527284098
>what's that platoon? a bunch of irish people?

favorite title?
for me its cadet and free of thought

>>527280112
>>527280301
4th Clover Battalion, hotel delta golf.

'cord 'anny 'obby doko

>>527284475
Admirable Admiral holds a soft spot in my heart
>captcha: XXXG4
Didn't know G4 was freeky like that

>>527284475
Super Citizen

the meta of bug and squid fronts is to ignore them

>new update
>it made the game even easier
not even booting up the game anymore.
no reason to buy a new warbond when the game is already trivially easy with virtually any loadout

>>527284475
Chief.
Just Chief.

>>527285029
based
same

>>527284475
Sergeant

>>527282421
mod link?

Back to squids in a few days I guess

you guys really buying the whole leak thing looks modded

>>527285985
trve.

>>527285985
the doomtroon posts again

>>527285601
No, not again! NOOOOO!

>>527285601
i refuse

guess we are getting a permanent illuminate front

>>527285601
I don't think I will

>>527286339
worst possible outcome

>>527284493
both of these are my picks, do a poll when the plattoon feature is actually confirmed

>>527286339
This would be a killer opportunity to introduce things like artificial ion storms via satellite jammers or weather control systems that fuck with planet's day / night cycles. Really lean into squids being the faction that fucks with you I can dream.

>>527282682
Probably not. These guns have a noticeable drop-off in the usual autistic visual quality detailing that arrowhead has maintained up until now despite all of thier mechanical fuckups.

It is slightly concerning that they are now starting to get lax on that stuff. The spent rounds on the new AR don't even eject from the rifle in the right place and your character isn't even holding it properly.

Yes... This Is The Helldivers General Platoon>>527280112

planets lost In defenses Going to 0% liberated Is Intentional it's so fucking over

>>527280837
>the schizo has been doing this for months to make his "list of retarded niggers"
>this is now a problem
it makes no difference, your lobby will show up in the discord regardless if you have your id on it or not.

>>527280112
Thirding Clover Battalion

>>527279728
im joining our president drawfag's platoon.
we voted him in like the cringe retards we are

OPS buff doko

>>527281241
beacuse you will be put on the list

>>527288334
I wish it had a ~40 second cooldown for constant spicy grenades.

>>527288434
i've always posted lobbies with my steamID on, and my profile is public yet i'm not on the list.
explain?

>>527288334
Railcannon first

>>527280112
MORONCOM
Underageb& of Brothers
Saving Private Reddit
FUTABATTALION (it's a futaba joke, I swear)
Zero Replies Thirty
Full Retard Jacket
Cloverhelmets
Jarheadpats

>>527285601
>>527286339
Permanent squid planets is far better than random planets that turn on and off every 24 hours.

>>527288334
It just needs a cooldown reduction to 70 seconds. But before that, we need Orbital Railcannon, Orbital EMS and Orbital Smoke buffs, among other things.

>>527288853
>MORONCOM
>Zero Replies Thirty
had my laugh
terrific post rabi

>>527288597
have you try developing a actual personality

>>527280112
Nikkunny

Holy shit the pubbies in my d10s are getting dog walked by the preds why are they even playing on this difficulty

>>527280112
Heros of the third planet the third world, if you will

>>527288483
>>527288941
really all it needs is the damage of the projectile and the damage of the explosion to be swapped
currently: 3500 projectile damage, 1000 explosion damage
it wouldn't overshadow the 500kg bomb for area clear because the radius of the OPS is less than half that of the 500kg

Does the Dog Breath have limited ammo like the basic Guard Dog or infinite ammo on CD like the Rover?

>>527286634
>Low Ion storm
>Disables certain HUD elements like mag count and teammate tags
>FF increases by 500 %

>>527279534 (OP)
Squidchads... bugfags and botkeks will finally stop making fun of us soon...

>>527280112
Hustlers, Doxxers, Girlbosses.
you can't beat this platoon name.

>>527289358
it has limited ammo but short range

>>527280112
>Moon's Closed

>>527285985
desu there's a few things throwing me off about it
>the blood splatters are the wrong color; instead of blue blood it's teal paint
>they're doing a lot of sliding around with little to no animation, which could either be because they're unfinished or just modded
>the VFX quality being all over the place, like the big bubble shield being a default specular with 50% roughness and 10% opacity
>the video being such low FPS, low resolution, and so blurry in fucking 2025, which you'd only do if you were trying to hide imperfections
>that IronS1ght's own recent leaks aren't even for these two enemies, but for an Illuminate sniper and Overseer variant

>>527286951
maybe people would care about this if the galactic war wasn't railroaded

How much are you willing to bet that this general will seethe about the new squids being poorly designed despite asking for them for months

>>527280112
Prosperity, Liberty, Schizoposting

Anyone else experiencing bugs getting within 5 feet of you and turning invisible? Its only bugs too, bots and squids are fine.

>>527290049
What the fuck even is your point? Are you implying that asking for something for a long time justifies that something releasing in a bad state?

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240951774897/
bots

>Spawns next to you
>Mauls you
>Despawns
Good one swedes, always wanted to know what it's like to get killed by PS5 exclusives

>>527290336
Nothing wrong in this clip, ungrateful chud gamer

>>527290308
full within a minute holy moly

>>527290308
full

>>527290336
They're evolving.

>>527290049
The only reason people say the Leviathan is poorly design is... because it is.
It's a 16k HP ultraheavy that NEEDS antitank, with instakill automaton bunker cannons that can hit you from across the map, with 3-5 of these fuckers being on the map at once, and killing one cause another to spawn only a few moments later.
Giving the bugs a charger variant that's literally
just invincible would be more balanced and better designed.

>>527290336
Cope. They didn't spawn next to you, you just didn't see them.
They despawned because you're too far from any allies and patrols despawn when there's no players nearby.

>>527290485
Niggas around here still bitch about fleshmobs

>>527290485
It'd be fine if you could at least take out the turrets. Why the fuck are they indestructible?

>>527285601
Oh no! The vile Illuminate are bringing war back to our doorstep, before we've even had the chance to rebuild or replenish our forces! Looks like there's no choice, we have to bring on every able bodied man to hold back the squid menace!

>>527290676
Okay, that's a literal skill issue. Just magdump them with any weapon.
They're less dangerous than Chargers, which have been kneecapped so much that scavengers are more dangerous than them.

>>527290897
what are you doing

>>527290336
Bwo your gas dog?

>>527290727
destroying the wings they are mounted on destroys the guns
but yes if they made the guns separate entities with say... 1800 HP and 4 armour it would solve 90% of the problem with leviathans

>>527290485
>nemesis charger mission modifier that just chases one player around the map for the entire mission set
>regenerator charger that is only temporarily slowed or immobilized by damage

>>527290968
Sending every man, woman, and child over 7 to defend the galaxy from the Illuminate. Our strong Helldivers are weapons of Democracy, nothing could ever defeat the- Uh oh.

>>527290897
Holy fuck this is ugly and uncanny
Big ass head and small torso but long arms and short legs

>>527290949
There's a lot of weapons where magdumping fleshmobs isn't a practical solution.
If they're alone you just run away and if they're in a group killing them would leave you too vulnerable to other enemies for too long so you just run away.

Man the Pacifier sucks unless you're running Bullet Dog, but then the magazines disappear still run out too fast for a Medium Pen rifle. Place your bets.
>Arrowhead gets bitched at for the next week about the Stun taking too long to apply+lasting too little time so they actually tweak the Stun to take two bullets+last three seconds or more
>They give it five more damage and one more magazine plus fix the animations

>>527290485
We need more enemies that NEED anti tank actually

As far as keeping bug breaches capped, is the Orbital barrage, or the Airburst better? I know the Napalm Barrage has the most coverage, but I was wanting something with a lower cooldown

>>527291486
gatling
airburst kinda sucks with the new destroyer positioning, its like a blast of shrapnel coming at whatever direction its from, so sometimes it'll rain on your team if you're not careful

>>527291163
With how gimped chargers are now, an invincible charger variant really wouldn't move the needle on difficulty... at all.
I've seen those fuckers stand in place waiting for you to kill them, they can't even hit you anymore if you walk to the side.

>>527291486
orbital gas

>>527291423
>There's a lot of weapons where magdumping fleshmobs isn't a practical solution
Then you should've brought ONE weapon where magdumping is viable. It's fucking Squids, what are you doing? MG melts everything they throw at you.

Every enemy should be killable with the peacemaker AT LEAST

>>527291438
I'll be honest I've never noticed the stun. I simply shoot into crowds of bugs until they die.

>>527291673
I'm just pointing out that magdumping fleshmobs doesn't work with every weapon.

>permanent Illuminate front out of nowhere (this ability will never be used again)
>the uber strong Illuminate empire beyond the wormhole? Just close it lol, forget it
>next squid MOs will 100% be about the remnants trying to reopen a wormhole and call for support
I HATE SWEDEN

>>527292040
>I simply shoot into crowds of bugs until they die
You can do that with ANY AR save for maybe Concussive and not run out of ammo as fast as you do with the Pacifier.

>>527286951
Why dont they just base it on how many megacities we are still holding at the end of a defense?

>>527292249
NO
MORE
SQUIDS

>>527291486
I'm convinced that airburst is shit and I wish my friends would stop teamkilling everyone with that trash. It used to be much better but then they widened the area of effect so now it's a really fucking shitty mix of
>hazardous to everyone within ~50m of the beacon
>damage spread is unreliable for clearing the targets
>the damage type is incapable of fucking up any heavy targets that enter the fray
Eagle Napalm is all around one of the best choices to drop onto a breach. Orbital gas will keep it buttoned up due to the CC and the damage will kill off the chaff. Gatling isn't the best for killing all of the chaff or getting big paper numbers but it will mog the fuck out of the medium targets that actually matter, and it can cripple some heavies.

>>527292328
Oh I wasn't defending it. I was simply pointing out how useless the stun is, because why would you ever stop shooting these fuckers before they die?

>>527292418
it does
everybody's just too retarded or too impatient to figure out the new mega city mechanics

>>527292131
Okay and I can point out weapons you shouldn't take to Bot missions or Bug missions too. It's a worthless statement you're making.
>Don't forget to close your car windows when it's raining!
That's how worthless your posts are.

>>527292541
No, you see anon, you can keep them stunned, so a better player can dump their load in your target with their much bigger, stronger gun.

>>527292648
Ain't this that new Concord game?

>>527291237
It seems no Helldiver is immune to the Squid's vile tactics. Remember to keep contact with their monuments to the absolute minimum amount required to set up a hellbomb.

>>527292537
the problem is the new destroyer positioning, it use to rain shrapnel directly above the target and maybe some slightly weird angles on the edge of the map
now it's pretty much a dice roll whether or not your ship will blast shrapnel in your face because you don't know which of the 4 ships circling the map is yours since they removed the indicator for some reason

>>527292769
Can you people post a single fucking thing without bringing cuckoldry into it?

>>527290449
post children = pedophiles join quickly

>>527290449
The only reason these lobbies fill up quick is because of the hdg discord bot scraping the links unironically.

Cult Squids look fun as fuck
>melee dudes trying to rape you
>mages causing the ground under you to explode
>illusionists making fake enemies to waste your bullets
>all while stingrays harrass you
>and harvesters blast you

>>527293008
Dick size runs the world

>>527285601
>planted shit on Super Earth
THAT'S WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT
And they used it for this?
Should have been that the High Command was secretly squidded or something.

>>527290259
Predators have really weird invisibility behaviors for whatever reason

>>527293008
People do unironically defend the Pummeler, LibConc, and Pacifier with this argument though.

>>527292769
Excuse me, I stun my targets for my dog to dump their thick load into, thank you very much. No other players necessary.

>>527292823
Remember not to fall for any illegal broadcasts coming out of Illuminate territory, especially those hosted by brainwashed and disgraced Democracy Officers.

It's just turned the diver into Schrödinger from Hellsing but in Helldivers, damn.

>>527276226
I had a hunter leap at me and do it midair today, not only did my diver get stunlocked into his fate but I was also completely stunned in real life. I didn't even try to live.

If I want to level a dogshit weapon, do I just fish for "exterminate X" missions? They're super fast but only give 0.65 XP of a normal long-ass mission.

Rescued brainwashed Cadets warbond

>>527293164
predict the ways people will bitch about how unfun or unfair or tedious the new enemies are
>fucking mage fucks ground explosion needs a cooldown it keeps forcing me to move

>>527291438
>they give it five more damage and extended mags
>everyone that grinded for Lib Pen cries out is butthurt
>they give it a better stun mechanic
>everyone that jerks off to Reprimand cries out in butthurt
It never ends.

>>527293718
just do normal missions and use a support-weapon-as-primary support weapon and forget about having an actual primary

>>527293736
You Can('t) Save Them.

how to identify a crutchshitter

>>527293967
I hate you're doing this OC bullshit now. At least Coretta Kelly was in the game so I could get a small thrill seeing her after your pics of her being SQUIDDED.

>>527293923
Which one would be the best choice? Stalwart? The MMG and ESPECIALLY the HMG feel a bit too reliant on Peak Physique to be viable when used this way.

>pacifier runs out of ammo too fast
boo hoo nigga take a supply pack

>Needs a perk to use mmg
stick to d3

>>527293478
>predditor jumps at me
>leap backwards to get out of its reach
>one swipe hits, quarter health gone and ragdolled
>"that's fine, I ca-"
>it spews bile while doing the second swing
>immediately dead
The fact they can do bile spews randomly during their attacks is genuinely infuriating.

Why isn't there an armor passive that gives you more ammo?

>>527293380
Oh for fucks sake...
I'm not making porn of him, before you or anyone else asks.

>>527294273
>STOP USING THE NEW WARBOND ITEM DONT YOU KNOW IT'S ONLY LE KILLING TITANS BECAUSE OF A BUG???
shut up nigger

>>527294368
It runs out of ammo because it can't do enough damage
If I see someone bring a supply pack to crutch their tickle me elmo primary I'm popping them in the skull and not reinforcing

>>527294304
I'm a different dude, I just found out what AI that guy used and then tried some shotadiver stuff using the same sort of anime style for fun.

>>527289591
sir no one here is old enough to get that reference

>>527294337
>he needs Peak Physique to handle MMG
Learn how recoil works and focus on sustained fire to weakpoints when stopping to fire. Stalwart is for blind spray shitters. I know this because I used to be one.

>>527294536
Massive skill issue. Have you tried aiming for the weak points?

>>527294498
make more porn of her

>>527294337
>the HMG feel a bit too reliant on Peak Physique to be viable when used this way.
that's the thing. bring the HMG with peak physique along with a supply backpack, and then use the stun baton, war axe or sabre to fight squids. HMG kills everything that's not a voteless and for voteless you've got a voteless blender on your hip thanks to peak physique. no primary needed

>>527294548
What was the ai?

>>527294498
Pretty please?

>>527294548
yeah, stop

>>527294741
This one.
https://openai.com/sora/

>>527294498
make something involving consensual handholding sex in the missionary position between a helldiver and SEAF-chan after C-01 permits have been filled

>>527294548
>I'm a different dude
Well you still suck. Nothing about this blind bratty nonce resembles the aesthetic of Super Earth citizens, officers, nor SEAF. So you're just posting your faggot little OC with the STROHMANN logo being tentacled with a retarded smile on his face.

Lobby... please... someo ne...

>>527294571
shota leandivers everywhere....

>>527292648
You said "just magdump them with any weapon".

>>527294273
i dont get it, are non crutches just the worst equipment in the game? why do people say this? do they want you to suffer instead of have fun? whats the deal

>>527294682
Later.
>>527294776
No.
>>527295046
Dunno if I can make one of those without the traits of both characters bleeding into eachother.
Might try that later.

>>527294635
Use the liberator

>>527294518
>>527295131
I assume he's referring to the medic armor

>>527294741
Sora. The filters are a pain but if you word things correctly you can get away with some fun stuff.
For example I managed to get him to wear fish-nets by adding "like a raver's clothes" after "he's wearing a fish-net bodysuit", you could probably even have Coretta Kelly show her tits through the top if you word her wearing those clothes in those words. I didn't try though before I ran out of free generations, wasted them all on boydiver.

>>527294337
Against bots, you can get away with using the laser cannon against most everything. Eagle strafe fucks up tanks and turrets from the front. Factory striders can be a pain. You can run AT-emplacement or commando to kill one quick every now and then. Also the shield emplacement can give you the breathing room to defang the strider, and then you can take your time picking apart its weak points.

>>527294548
i would support you if that was a woman
AI coom is based but being gay isnt right
im christian so i cant accept this gay shit

>>527295131
>are non crutches just the worst equipment in the game?
>Eagle strafing run, the most versatile red in the game
>Med-kit armor, never used to actually medic but just to have extra stims
>Jump pack and new nade launcher who's only weakspot is closing holes
Having the OPS is pretty real but most of this loadout is the kind of loadout I see on level 50s who can't do D10 without being hard carried.

>>527289591
COLONY'S CLOSED DUE TO SQUAIDS

>>527295131
if you didn't beat D10 incel corps with prebuff unflinching and only using the melee button you aren't a trve 4chan diver

>>527295131
Non-crutches are anything that don't trivialize the entire game.
Though, crutchshitters also just piss and shit themselves when they don't have access to said crutches 24/7, or when something necessitates that they use something else.

>>527295108
NTA (You) replied to at the start of the reply chain. If you brought no weapons meant for magdumping on Squids you fucked up was my point.

>>527295352
>im christian so i cant accept this gay shit
You'll never be a priest at this rate.

>>527292249
>permanent Illuminate front out of nowhere
You say this as if the bots suddenly taking control of the entire Valdis Sector after we had pushed them off the map wasn't a thing.

Gas mortar when
Gas sentry when
Orbital gas barrage when
Eagle gas strike WHEN

>>527295131
taking anything but the path of most resistance is sign of being a crutchdiver who should fuck off back to

>>527295457
>but most of this loadout is the kind of loadout I see on level 50s who can't do D10 without being hard carried.
Does crutch mean something new these days or something?

>>527294571
I was there Gandalf, I was there three thousand years ago. When people got these jokes.

>>527295076
Not until there's confirmed timestamped webms of all the AIfags, indians, and troons getting blasted in the chest by 000 buckshot.

>>527295592
nta but yeah the church should really make sure they don't employ homosexuals so that stops happening

>>527295692
So you should be praising the Pacifier then because it's a shitty version of two different weapons crutches.

>>527295131
YDBTG if you don't play eyes closed, hogtied, mouth-on-mouse, fist-only NG++++ SL1 Dark Sou- wait, wrong thread

>>527295801
It's tradition bro we can't stop now.

>>527295640
IN 30 SECONDS THIS HEAVY BUG NEST WILL BE HIT WITH A GAS-GAS-GA-GA-GAS STRIKE.
SHOULD YOU HAVE NOT CLEARED ALL THE BUG HOLES BY THE THEN YOU WILL BE CAUGHT IN AND SUFFOCATED BY THE GYASS-GY-G-G-GYA-GAS-GYASS.
CLUTCH OR DIE, THE CHOICE IS YOURS.

I have a confirmed timestamped webm of N****h getting blasted on the chest after I gave him backshots

>>527295951
Can us school teachers get in on this?

>>527295747
What exactly does crutch mean to you then?
What could it mean other than "Something that props up someone otherwise unable to stand on their own"?
It's like when people say the basic stockdiver loadout isn't viable on D10, they just kind of out themselves as a shitter.

>>527296021
Let's be real, if I'm brapmaxxing then I'm taking the mustard suit as well so I can stroll through the gas while everyone else chokes and dies

>>527296081
Why is she always fucking little boys

>>527296187
>mustard suit
I thought only the lockdown armor could get you to gas invulnerability

>>527296187
So pic related but with gas strikes?

>>527296092
Your claims are contradictory. In one breath you're saying that they're being held up by their crutches, but in the next you're saying that people who are using those builds cannot stand. Which is it you jew? Are they winning because of their build or are they losing?

top 3 crutches?
500kg
grenade pistol
ultimatum

>>527296502
I have feelings for you.

Lobby doko

Imagine being a crutchdiver, and not steamrolling with shitbuilds.

>>527296502
They win until surviving becomes a test of skill then they lose immediately or beg their betters for help.

>>527296502
You're either ESL or are genuinely retarded enough not to understand the literal, medical concept of a crutch.
Either way I accept your concession.

I'm surprised the blob is on Inari and not the mega city planet

>>527296641
You haven't played in a while have you?

>>527296641
Medic Armour
Siege Ready
Eruptor
Ultimatum
Gas Grenades
Thermite
Eagle Strafe
Recoilless
Cuck Chair
Experimental Stims

Been using the arc dog and my teammates have stayed surprisingly healthy

Gun dog is legitimately the biggest crutch in the game

The real crutch is the cuckchair emplacement whose only balancing factor is swede code occasionally bugging your entire character out for using it.

>>527296926
saw someone killing chargers and bile titans with the ultimatum a few days ago
if a secondary can do that reliably in one shot it is a crutch

>new grenade launcher
>4 shots to kill Factory Striders
>4 shots to kill Bile Titans
>1 shot to kill Hulks
>2 shots to kill Chargers
bufftrannies... won?

i run the medic armor solely because stim pistol buffs last longer with it
simple as

>>527297257
>me when I make shit up for no reason

>play the video game
>Use weapons depending on how i'm feeling that day
>Stratagems? I have a few faves, but i bring what i feel i want
>Have fun whether it's a crutch weapon or not i'm using
>Literally don't worry about what 4channel says outside of reasonable stat discussion, game news and/or game related memes
I am unfathomably based, feel free to whimper in my presence.

>>527297198
>reliably in one shot
>bile titans
Requires good aim, a reload, and probably still needs to be softened first because of swedish code
>charger
Yes, though in practice I find they still often survive because of swedish code

>>527297349
Nta but the weapon is so unbelievably inconsistent and buggy that I can believe most of that in some rare cases
For me I found it to take 7 shots to kill a BT and like 5-6 on a chargers butt
Havent tried bots yet

Shotadivers are only acceptable if they're absurdly hung.

>>527297328
This is unfortunately a minor fraction of the reasons people bring it, which is by and large because they just want to stim themselves.
If you bring the experimental stims booster, stim pistol, and medic armor, you're a real G, nothing else to say.

>>527297257
>new AR
>kills bots in 1 shot anywhere in the body
>makes heavies run in fear
>helldivers have to kneel in your direction while you're firing
>if you score even 1 kill with it Coretta Kelley will fellate you on your super destroyer upon return
>everyone clapped
I can make shit up too.

>>527294548
Based
Rage against the straight coomers that have ruined several threads

where lobby

>>527297667
this but futadivers

>>527297001
simply getting back on and then off again fixes it

>>527296965
it won't last
after picrel happened I would only consider using it solo or in a team with arc armor
I specifically stayed away from the team a bit but it did not matter

>>527297257
>>527297349
only when you aren't hosting.
>Yes... The Host Bug Is Back In Helldivers 2

>use the Breaker S&P, Dagger, Incendiary Grenades (timed), and Engineering Kit armour
>Eagle Napalm, OPS, Jump Pack, and Quasar
>outlive and outdo my teammates, who are using crutch builds

>>527297257
>>527297349
>>527297615
>curious about this
>look at wiki
>55 Arc damage
>BTs have 6,000 health
>in theory with perfect pen this is still 110 shots to kill
How the fuck does arc damage work then...

>>527298178
We just don't know

>>527298087
>he isn't host

>grenade launcher does 10x damage when youre client and not host
where have i heard this before?

D10 bots
HELLO TRANNYCORD BOT, I SEE YOU
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240952636936

I NEED A LOBBY

What are the meta primaries for squids? I'm not a teenager on summer break with all day and night to test guns.

>>527298468
>>527298441
look dumbass

>>527297487
>boot up the game
>play maybe 1 warmup mission with my staples which are usually Diligence, Talon, Thermite, AC, AC turret, Walking Orbital, and Air Strike
>dive the MO and build a loadout that's appropriate for the biome I'm diving on
>dive low level lobbies in parade dress, flag, constitution, and fun supports to give the newbies
>alternatively dive D10s with the basic stock kit, and some combo of OPS, MG, EAT, Supply Pack, Strafe, MG Turret and Air Strike.
>never in my life give a fuck about what's meta, what's a crutch, whatever
Helldiver life is good.

no ID no join
I don't want to be joining no tourists or romanians

>>527295352
>i would support you if that was a woman
LOL THIS FAGGOT SUPPORTS WOMEN

>>527298441
failed doko

>>527298441
full
holy fuck

>>527298557
i support women being raped yes. like your mom

>prison gay "faggots" ITT
Wait until you little fuccbois see a pussy...

>>527298441
>>527298515
failed

>>527298441
hi anon

Good morning everyone. New squids for sure this time, right? If its another fucking zombie unit I'm giving up hope.

Too busy gooning to play.

>>527298178
From what I've seen fucking around with the GL for a bit is that, the more targets the lighting arcs off of the more damage it does and limbs can count as extra targets. Aim for the legs of a bile titan and the lighting should bounce off and hit the main body with some extra damage. I think it's while sometimes when I hit a brood commander in the head nothing really happens but if I hit it's leg the thing gets vaporized into ash.

>>527298178
I'm calling it now, it's the fucking Eruptor shrapnel shit again, where they had it using Orbital Airburst shrapnel instead of frag grenade shrapnel.
>they accidentally set it to use the fucking Harvester zaps or some shit

>>527298748
needs correction...

How do I get a discord invite

>>527297487
This. This game is too easy to care about optimizing. As long as you're not being babysat because your build can't kill crucial enemies then you're good. No one genuinely fails missions.

>>527298051
but that's just the standard arc thrower danger zone

>>527298842
be a lobby regular

>>527298739
No user name though.

Does the bot check if a lobby is real or just the strings formatting?

friendship ended with piss dog, now shock dog is my best friend

>>527298956
why would the username matter?
the lobby bot is about posting lobbies so people don't have to open this godforsaken shithole to enjoy a round of helldivers with above average intelligence individuals

You know what should be the next crossover? FNAF.

>>527298820
Dont rape the squid. I used the grenade launcher last night as a client and it was really good but its apparently bugged? Is it still good as host?

Im out of Lobbies

The GL just specifically fucks up BTs for some reason I've done it several times without being the host

>>527299165
Unironically, I think Helldivers could work as a dbd chapter

Nice gambit retards. When the fuck did they decide to go to Inari and take the DSS with them anyway? Was it a big Reddit plan?

>>527299447
Youre asking predditor bug fans to think?

Punisher or Dominator for bugs? I'm trying to figure this shit out but I cannot make the shotties work for the life of me.

>>527298498
Reprimand, eruptor, xbow, cookout, lib pen, and adjudicator should all work. Bring an MG sentry to help keep the voteless spam buttoned up, but keep the sentry far away from teammates.

>>527299165
>"THEY'RE FUCKING AIRDROPPING FREDDY FAZBEAR!!!"

>>527299765
>be a robot in cyberstan
>suddenly hear hur har ha har hur har ha ha har

>>527299447
>When the fuck did they decide to go to Inari
Right after they choked and lost it to a razor thin margin because they couldn't focus their forces. Now they're going to lose another planet because they still can't focus.
I say everyone should vote for Vernen Wells and let them wallow in their own terrible decisions for the next few days.

>>527299165
>be advised the Automatons have deployed Freddy Fazbear. And he's feeling a bit quirky tonight

>>527299942
o holllero

>>527299447
bot and squid divers sabotaging as per usual

>>527299127
KEEEEK I can only imagine how much better your discord is than this "godforsaken shithole" (holy reddit lingo, I bet you're an easy one to identify)
The point is we don't want trannies like you going talking about us in your little trans-friendly palace and making images like the one 2 threads ago.

>>527299942
>be fighting on the automaton front
>"I always come back"
>your fellow Helldiver gets domed in the head by a senior citizen in a dilapidated fursuit

>>527300105
everything you just said is purely in your head, friend

>>527300105
Meds :)

>>527279534 (OP)
Can we make a list of the Discord fags and pin it in the OP so we collectively know who to ban from our lobbies?
Starting with the confirmed
>Nirah
>Sens
>UN Inspector
Maybe Wulfgamer? He's our drawfag though. I'm divided about this one.

Before I grab copbond is the AR a good pair with senator/talon with the gunslinger armor?

>>527299017
colgate sex

>>527300105
This place is a godforsaken shithole, though. That's the entire appeal.

I will never understand why a trans person would ever come to 4chan. They very obviously aren't welcome here. Do you just want to feel like a victim? Why join lobbies through a discord bot with people that hate you?

I don't get it but then again I'm not deeply mentally ill. Just a normal amount.

>>527298525
>dive low level lobbies in parade dress, flag, constitution, and fun supports to give the newbies
Sounds fun. What's the best difficulty for this? Diff 1 is flooded with high level accounts farming stuff

>>527299338
why would you say that? do you want this game to be infested with trannies and other dbd players?
keep your vile ideas to yourself you godless freak

>>527300624
4 so when the lone charger shows up you can wow them by stunlocking it to death with the flag

>>527300498
There are more transgenders here than straight white males.

>>527299338
Dead by Daylight is a cool game concept ruined by tryhards.

>>527300498
Been here longer than you, chudley ;3

>>527300629
>implying that it isn't already infested by them
You do realize that Helldivers 2 is mainstream as fuck, right.

>>527300434
all animetards for sure

>>527300498
well considering that you can't stop thinking about them 24/7, you're just as mentally ill as them.
you are on the same level as trannies.

>>527300498
You misunderstand, anon. They're here because 4chan made them trans.

>>527300434
half the thread would be on that list lmao

>>527300498
>>I'm not deeply mentally ill
>he says as he avatar posts with that dogshit OC
anyway they're here because of the anime>incel>tranny pipeline

>>527300624
I've run it up to D6-7 with minimal issues as long as I bring some EATs just in case I have to clutch up. Actual newbs tend to be around diff 3-5, with slightly experienced newbies in 6-7.

>>527300498
They want attention more than they care if it's positive or negative attention.

>>527300878
it's so mainstream and troon infested that the most popular tranny mod on the nexus has less than one thousand downloads
i'm serious, never utter something so retarded again
>EHMM GEE WIZZ I SURE WISH WE'D GET AN APEX LEGENDS COLLAB SOME DAY.... VGH.... WOULDN'T THAT BE EPIC...
>>527299332
it doesn't work when you are the host, you have to be a client to shit on BTs.

>>527301159
Oh right I always forget that the most sick and self hating incels all identify as trans.

Y'all ain't fooling anyone by the way. Your annoying ass lispy voice that doesn't sound like a woman at all is a dead giveaway and makes you insufferable to listen to.

>>527301484
>he says while reddit spacing

>>527301484
angry chudlite

>>527301159
>avatar
>OC
first time here? lurk more

doko ?

>>527301595
i might be new but i'm not a discordtranny like you

>>527301728
newcutie....

lobby koko
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240952983544/
lobby decides bots or bugs

>>527300458
>is the AR a good
no

>>527301392
Are... you really trying to say that the game isn't mainstream because a mod didn't get a lot of downloads? Are you genuinely that fucking retarded, or just completely delusional?

>>527299662
Thanks!

>>527302023
I mean more like a setup for popping with the secondary since it allows for stunning through medium armor, and anything that is chaff can just be killed with the ar itself

>>527302063
you are dbd tranny and need to kill yourself before you cause more harm to the environments you find yourself infesting

>>527301916
i hate your discord lobbies

>>527301916
i LOVE you discord lobbies

>>527301916
full doko

what is the difference between
>anon left
>anon is no longer part of the team
>anon didnt make the cut
>anon returned to civilian life
why are there so many denominators for people leaving

>>527302289
I've never touched that game, you fucking dumbass. I'm just acknowledging the reality that Helldivers 2 is incredibly fucking mainstream, to the point that it had a cameos, is getting collabs, merchandise, and even a fucking official movie in production. And that's not even taking into account that it has consistently high player counts and a shitload of sales.

>>527300498
attention seeking gay men
perhaps you should discuss helldivers 2 instead

where do i find a hacker lobby that gives me infinite super credits

i dont want to fucking farm for 10 hours boring lvl1 missions just to buy one battle pass

>>527303298
Look for the runes.

>>527303007
left on his own violition
kicked
kicked
left on his own violition
it's just fluff
it's funny

>>527303007
>anon is no longer part of the team
>anon didnt make the cut
Kicked
>anon left
>anon returned to civilian life
Left/Disconnected.

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240953179752

Bugs on Inari

>>527303443
which runes specifically?

gook runes? chink runes? moon runes? or does the flavour of asian not matter

>>527303827
full

>>527301537
>reddit spacing
Phone spacing.
Repeating words you hear doesn't make you an oldfag.

>>527300498
>Do you just want to feel like a victim?
yes they do a lot of those lgbtq fags love being a victim is like a fetish thing to them

>>527300952
but those are the only people that host lobbies
and the only lobbies people join

>>527295457
>Med-kit armor, never used to actually medic but just to have extra stims
I always share my stims selflessly when I run medic armor. Trying to be an actual medic is mostly pointless though because the nature of the game is so lethal that 9/10 times if the situation is so dire that the diver hasn't stimmed himself yet and you're not right next to him he's going to die before you can get to him anyway, and if he doesn't die you will, because you took too many chances rushing over to save his dumb ass.

I will try to fight my way to your position.
I will try to save you.
You will probably die long before I'm in visual range of you.
I will call in your reinforcement though.


Being a medic in Helldivers is more of a philosophy and a mindset than a profession.

>Velds bug mega city is way more buggy with cracks and holes in the ground from breaches, bug goop everywhere, etc
Why would they do this for their big mega city event MO where the only planet that has the unique biome is completely unrelated to the MO?

>>527300498
Bro, their entire ideology is built around idolizing the nebulous concept of victims.
Whoever can asset that they're more victimized than the others is put on a pedestal and essentially worshiped.
Why do you expect rationality from such as they?

In other news: the new heavy armor set is probably actually OP...

>>527303827
I'd let that bug tongue my ass

>>527303021
Just because something is mainstream doesn't mean it appeals to the wrong people. The game filters out any and all bullshit discussions by having player characters be expendable nobodies with no indication of attractive features other than muscles and height. DBD is "please choke me, monster daddy" the game that specifically features a slew of women characters made to be abused by various animations during gameplay. Any anon can avoid discussing the "sexy fetish" stuff in HD2 because it's basically non existent in-game meanwhile DBD it's unavoidable because having a predominantly male antagonist manhandle women is inherently sexual.

>>527305528
hot i hope you are female so i can jerk off to the idea

>>527305447
It also doesn't help that everyone's pavlovian trained to hit V the moment they take damage.
Many many times I've had people use a stim while 3 darts are already keeping them topped off.

Doesn't help that the stim-pistol is absolutely awful to use, thanks to AH's continued retardation.

How could they release a warbond like this? Do they know what's happening in America RIGHT NOW???

>>527306263
You will DIE for ISREAL
And you will like

>>527304632
It's reddit spacing.
I am using a phone and when i press the linebreak it formats it like this.
You are simply just a reddit spacing discordtranny.

>Both Darktide and Helldivers are made by Swedes
>They both release content centered around police brutality
Maybe the swedes are based after all....

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240953302544/76561199108851031
Alta V bugs countryside 2™

So is the new pistol good? It looks like good fun, only tried one match with it and it feels lackluster compared to the Senator (which makes sense) but i don't understand why it has so many magazines but tiny mags

>>527305583
>Any anon can avoid discussing the "sexy fetish" stuff in HD2 because it's basically non existent in-game
Do you actually read these generals? Between the AIfags, coom modders, and porn spammers, there's a non-insignificant amount of anons here who'd start jerking off on a moment's notice. There's even been ones who've admitted as such the nanosecond anything even slightly sexual gets posted here.

>>527306668
It's targeting system is fucked up at the moment which kinda killed my motivation to play with it more. But from the few instances I did it was okay but I think it could use a boost to it's damage.

>>527306593
2/4

>>527304972
>he took the bait
anon i all of us are retarded on purpose nothing in this website is real

>>527303007
returned to civilian life means they closed the game

>>527307114
Surely the board /lgbt/ is not real and just bait.

is the new warbond any good? havent played since super earth invasion

>>527306668
It's not great. It's fun to play around with and it looks cool, but its effectiveness is a tiny bit lacking so it feels kinda bad to use. It has a nifty glitch that lets it bypass heavy armour at close range, so you can magdump into a Strider's faceplate and kill the rider, or blow up a Hulk's vents from the front, but it isn't enough to make it significantly more effective than other secondaries in most situations. When I use it I'm always thinking like "why did I not just bring the Senator/Verdict/Talon/GP instead."

>>527307390
Mediocre.

>>527306593
full

i fucking LOVE being CONSTANTLY chased by like FIVE predditors and chugging stims on COOLDOWN till i'm out and DIE!!!

>>527307732
>>527307987
DOOMSISSIES FUCKING LOST AHHAHAHAHAHAA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>527308069
Erm, you're crutches, john anonymous?

>>527307732
>>527307987
i live to see doomfags lose

>>527307732
>>527307987
>>527308256
post a video of the enemy or gtfo

>>527308183
>>527308241
>if we're right, we get smug satisfaction
>if we're wrong, we get something new to play with in the game
DoomGODS cannot lose, only win.

>>527294571
I was there... Albeit at the very end of it

>Illuminate Zealot Cultist

>One of the more powerful cultists, the zealot can summon a wide range of illuminate units.

>Their main weapon is a whip charged with some sort of "void" energy, as it is called in the files.

>They can open a temporary volatile warp gate, which arcs out lightning. When this lightning makes contact with anything, it opens an "Astral Rift", releasing another type of unit (Ghouls)

>>527308256
>>527307987
>>527307732
>babby's first model replacement and basic After Effects shop

>>527307732
>>527307987
I really hope these guys just replace all the zombie related shit for the squid roster. If not, AH should allow you to pick whatever sub faction on any related planets.

>>527307732
>>527307987
>>527308256
>>527308495
>IronS1ghts blender renders and headcanons again
Hopesissies...

>>527308430
Being constantly wrong is a sign of low intelligence (poor pattern recognition = sign of pitch black subaharan gorilla subhuman nigger IQ)

>>527308586
The illuminates we're fighting right now are going to be the actual sub-faction, nothing else would make sense considering their looks and the cool factor. Otherwise nobody is ever going to bother with "normal" illuminate MOs again.

>>527298441
Good games, sorry for jumping in the extract early, loud noises startle me

>>527308773
I'm praying that you're right.

>>527308924
poof

>>527308924
It's okay, friend.
I blame Pilestedt for crashing my game.
2nd mission was something though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNDjOIJGlhs
how is this a real youtuber

Content...?

>>527309150
>sloptuber

>>527279534 (OP)
Is there a better feeling than dropping into a bug infested planet, helping your team finish the objectives, and then killing them all dropping your samples before getting onto the shuttle by yourself and quitting out so none of the filthy bugsdivers get samples >>527280112
Hang Discordtrannies General or HDG for short

>>527308515
It's not even that.
>take some in-game screenshots of the environments
>load model into blender
>use screenshots as background
>make a scene, align lightsource to match up with background, and render
>airbrush some extra glow onto the ground if necessary
Screenshots like this are incredibly easy to fake.

>>527309464
and the animated webm in the OP?

>more chinese-modded AI screenies
yawwwwn

>>527308069
Have you tried shooting them

>>527309670
Umm it was AI generated by discordtroons obviously

>>527281345
so what

>>527309701
>slow down to ADS and shoot them
>as I kill 1 or 2 the other 3 catch up and fuck me up

>doomtroons proven wrong once again
>UH WE ACK-SHUALLY WON CHUD
what do they unironically mean by this?

>>527307987
>>527307732
>>527308256
PLEASE LET THIS BE REAL BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SO COOL

>>527309905
>ads
Just hip fire them until they flinch first, you pussy. Alternatively bring the pocket shotgun

>>527309670
Who knows? Could be real, could be fake.
Considering this is the only place that's even talking about a leak that fucking big, I'm leaning more towards fake. Something like this would be all over the place.

>>527310005
the fact that we were wrong about new content being added
what's so hard to understand about that?

>>527308069
>throw grenade at feet and keep running
>red stratagem at your own feet and keep running
>bring a stagger gun and mow them down
>use jetpacks
>turret ahead of you and run past it
>dodge with dives and shoot
>bring a support weapon that can clear chaff
>lower the difficulty
A lot of options

>>527309670
WTF they really tortured Alexus and made him eat surströmming live??? How is this company still in business??

>>527310107
Yeah you try hip firing with an MMG.

>>527308069
have you tried sticking with your team?

>>527308069
Its one of the reasons I dont like the predditor strain. You need to build around those faggots because if you dont and 3 or more come up on you from behind you basically have no way to fight back unless you have some form of CC.
Just limits build variety in a way that isnt fun or engaging to me.

>>527310197
>he said the line
The actual fucking state of doomtroons

>>527310278
>heres unique enemies
>"wtf i need to build around those unique enemies instead of running the same old tried and tested bread and butter 24/7 general eravin approved total nigger death eradication solo god meta build??? this is BULLSHIT"
use the punisher you negroid, aim for the head, 1-2 shots will do the trick.
and maybe try sticking together with your team.

>>527310206
Doesn't peak physique help with hip fire as well?

>>527310005
>DoomGODS right about new thing? Satisfied at being correct once again
>DoomGODS wrong about new thing? Get new content
>Hopesissies right about new thing? Get new content
>Hopesissies wrong about new thing? 3 months of crying and being put on suicide watch

>>527279534 (OP)
you lnow this bs because the game devs can not play this that well

I don't understand the freakout about predator stalkers. Everyone is like
>OMG IT'S A STALKER RUUUUUUNN!!!!!! SOMEONE STAGGER IT!!!!!
But I just equip my Talon and click on its face once. If I miss then I click again, and it's easier since he's slightly closer for the second shot. It would be a lot harder to click on its face if it were being staggered.

>>527310278
do you also hate playing D10 bots because you need some from of light or heavy anti-tank weapon or stratagem to deal with the amount of hulks and tanks that that spawn but you just really really wish you could just bring a stalwart and throwing knives?

>>527310524
Could just be a playtester leaking it

>>527310358
>maybe try sticking together with your team.
You think thats not whats going on? Heres a common scenario
>Do mega nest
>Theres a bug breach because of course it is
>Were holding the line and focusing on the endless bile titan spam
>Suddenly 3 preds come up from behind
>I jump away and stim
>Without any weapon with CC theres no way of fighting back because theyre 2 inches away and wont stop chasing
>Everyone else is too distracted with the bug breach

WATCH OUT THAT BUG'S GOT A FUCKING GUN

>>527310193
>>throw grenade at feet and keep running
I'm forced to take Thermites for AT on demand when my EAT is on cooldown/I can't get to it.
>>red stratagem at your own feet and keep running
The 500 kg bomb I'm forced to take to deal with Bile Titan holes is too slow to arrive for predditors.
>>bring a stagger gun and mow them down
The Pacifier I'm bringing doesn't have the mag capacity to deal with more than 3 predditors at a time.
>>use jetpacks
Works really well once every 15 seconds, but predditors are on you ALL the time.
>>turret ahead of you and run past it
No room for a turret.
>>dodge with dives and shoot
Works until it doesn't. I can last a good while but they just keep coming.
>>bring a support weapon that can clear chaff
The MMG can and works wonders at a distance but it can't hipfire.

>>527310702
Well then we know it's absolutely BS, because they don't have any playtesters either.

>>527305583
while i agree you with you anon i cant help but smell the reddit in this post so i am forced to tell you You have to go back

>>527310687
Disingenuous faggot.

>>527310236
Stalwart, Eruptor, secondary SMG or something for when you first land.
I've been bugdiving for first time since forever and its been fine.
>>527310236
> Diving w/ random level 10 on D5. Only us.
> Keeps running off on own
> Keeps dying
> Starts extract, gets extract overrun
Bleh. Time to take a break.

>>527310917
yup as every update that got shittier and shittier proved. and jesus fuck the clip of them trying to kill a bile titan with the ac was horrid

>>527311112
the guy said he hates an enemy type explicitly because he has to tailor his build to that enemy type. you have to tailor your build to deal with the prodigious amounts of AV4+ on D10 botsso it's not a stretch to ask if he hates that too.

>>527310843
Equip your sidearm and then click on its face.

>>527311353
>>527311112

>>527291438
They buff lib conc to have medium pen

>>527311403
>le guy holding gun...
>is like le other guy holding gun...
unbelievable

>>527310843
>thermites
>EAT
>500kg
>pacifier
>MMG
Genuinely bring a different primary atleast, the pacifier fucking sucks.

>>527311571
>Genuinely bring a different primary atleast, the pacifier fucking sucks.
I know, but I NEED to level it to at least 19 for the 2x sight. Maybe >>527311403 is right and the secondary is the secret sauce, I've been bringing the Verdict and it just takes too many shots to kill Stalkers, maybe the Senator will fare better.

>Bug gambit is going to fail before they take Inari
>The bugs are going to assault another planet from Alta losing more planets
Uhh.... I thought bug players were good???

>>527311403
>have fancy robotic gunslinging hand so that people don't get confused by the bacon flavored apples and know that you're robotic quickdraw gunslinger
>put giganigga robotic hand on your hip instead of on your gun
Mmmmm. Bapples.

>Quit game
>Leave for 30 minutes then come back to play some more
>Game no longer launches
Genuinely how could such a thing happen and don't say swedes I already know it's the fucking swedes

Yes... /hdg/ actually like this.

>this new grenade launcher is good because it can kill an X in like 2-3 mags
>Fucking laser cannon kills bile titans faster than that

I have never seen the community collectively divided and gaslighting as this gun makes people .

>>527311797
The talon and senator will both kill a stalker in one headshot. The verdict needs two headshots. The talon has less recoil and better rate of fire, and the lack of stagger means it's easier to walk your fire onto its face if you miss your shot. Alternatively, if you struggle to land that headshot, the bushwhacker is pretty decent as a "FUCK OFF" option if a stalker gets up in your face since it will stagger lock the stalker and just brute force it to death with buckshot.

>>527286951
>joel is still around after fucking up so hard during the SE invasion
alr it's over
i can't justify being a MOnkey any more

>>527311901
>Joel cheats by changing how failed defenses work by setting initial liberation rates to 0% instead of 50%
We're going to ignore that of course, it's not convenient for the narrative.

>>527309464
Doomtrannies are so pathetic LMFAO

The 'disposable MG' from the first game is such a funny time capsule, when everyone thought 'metal storm' was the future of firearms
Also reminded me of the one from crysis around then too

>>527301916
gg

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240954043318/76561198066017633 d10 any

>>527312275
Yeah, that shit is just fucking stupid.

https://streamable.com/anq0t5
https://streamable.com/2vi7jf

>>527312525
ful

>>527295457
>Med-kit armor, never used to actually medic but just to have extra stims
Eat shit faggot, i only ever take it alongside stim revolver.

burst fire on the new pistol feels so bad just fucking make it full auto

>>527311797
>maybe the Senator will fare better
The senator and the talon can kind of work but they have small mag sizes
The problem is that if you're going to be fighting predators, you really shouldn't bring a loadout that seems more tooled to illuminate or bots or something
Thermites are cool against heavies, but predators have less heavies. Gas or some other AoE would do you better.
500kg isn't necessary for BT holes, even a gas strike has enough demolition force.
The MMG can be hip fired but if you're so uncomfortable with it why not bring a stalwart, or some other CC weapon? The only enemy the MMG handles better is the shield bugs and they're honestly the easiest bugs to ignore.
And I cannot emphasize just how shit the pacifier is. Even the stock liberator will atleast kill bugs until you run out of ammo, the pacifier takes an entire mag and a few second of uninterrupted mag dumping to kill even one stalker.

>>527312596
uhhh...doomsissies...

>>527310809
Can you read?

>>527312306
What?
I'm explaining how one can fake shit like this, which isn't really a stretch with IronS1ghts since he's done it before.

>>527313176
Not an argument.

I can only pick one, cowboy or cop warbond ?

>>527313316
cowboy

>you're using medic armor and/or supply pack and you won't give any stims/supplies to ME!?!?!?!
Oh no, it sounds like someone can't stand on their own and needs to be propped up. Someone get him a crutchy.

Leandivers owe me sex

>>527313301
>reply to doomtranny calling every leak AI
>(you) go on a pant shitting rant about teamplay for some reason
Are you schizophrenic by some chance?

>>527313423
>supplypack/medarmor fag thinks he's "standing on his own"
kwab get good

>>527313524
thick diver like you would tire after 2 pumps

>>527309014
When will we actually get a proper high-five emote?

>>527312907
I'd rather them make the homing WAY more aggressive because the entire reason I bought the fucking thing was to pull it out for when Shriekers come in. However, for some godforsaken swedish fucking reason if the shriekers aren't just hovering like braindead drooling scandinavians the homing will miss 100% of the shots and it is maddening.

Why the fuck else would I ever bring this piece of shit if not for that?
>muh dmg
Bring the Talon
>muh pen
Bring the Senator
>muh reload
Bring the Verdict
>muh mag size
Bring the Redeemer

>>527313534
Guess what.. Youve been chosen to engage in my internet argument. Square up.

>>527310809
Meant to reply to this: >>527310490

>>527303827
GG

>>527312413
>time capsule, when everyone thought 'metal storm' was the future of firearms
lol I forgot about that
Such a wacky time.

>>527313589
>kwab
Get your blacked fetish out here cuck.

>leaks discord is here trying to stir up shit
You're not one of them, are you, anon?

>>527303827
ggs

>>527314051
All me

>>527313945
legitimately mindbroken
what are you even on about

>>527313725
The warrant should have been a slightly worse verdict with the option to switch to grenade mode that consumes extra ammo per shot. This would give you a verdict-like weapon for shooting things, but with the option for a more hazardous handcannon style mode that can pull double duty for destroying spawners.

>>527313576
;stub:no

>>527314227
>He still replies to it
>He still knows what it is
Good job, anon. You filtered that anime girl giving you a bottle of (You)

>>527313945
>kwab
>blacked fetish
Are you retarded?

>>527314206
>with the option for a more hazardous handcannon style mode that can pull double duty for destroying spawners
Make it have less spares and have less grenade shots than the grenade pistol, and this would be pretty balanced I think
Middle option between the verdict and the g-pistol

>>527313589
If you don't need help being propped up, then why do you care if someone gives you supplies or stims or not?

>>527313945
kek what a bitch

Rare moment. A Redditor had a good idea.

>>527314201
>>527314356
Are you?
Kevin was anally blacked
Sounds like a totally rational thing to say on the 4chins lmao

>>527314414
it's convenient and can sometimes help the other two fags if you're split into twos and they don't have a supply pack guy
it's not often someone asking for supply will "need" resupply more than they understand it'll make things run easier for literally everyone other than you (and will usually have no influence on you unless you're a medkit shitter who needs to spam stims ad nauseam)

>>527314563
Are these boosters or DSS things?

>>527314646
what the fuck are you talking about? it means kek what a bitch

>>527314859
No it doesn't lmao
You're a cuck lol

>>527314563
Why do people even bother with this shit, AH is completely oblivious to all this theory crafting and even if they weren't, their spaghetti code would break everything implemented

>>527303827
had a good time bugdiving with you all

>>527314771
looks like booster

>>527314563
>one booster is equivalent to four stratagems
Holy powercreep batman.

>>527314969
that was a great fight

>>527314419
>>527314859
>>527314880
keyed

>>527311510
Yes, retard. Warbond trailers are full of shitpost memes.

>Use Hoverpack for better view
>Find the impaler dickface abusing the LOS to attack
>Try to ping it
>It just pings the ground in front of it
....

>>527314563
Bro? Your latest spin on "hellpods have stun/fire/a machine gun"?

Sometimes, it really does feel like they've run out of booster ideas, which is insane given the influx of (relatively) decent community input.

Where is my medium siege ready

>shart ready
go back to africa

>>527314563
This is just literal powercreep lmao, especially the fucking EAT one.
>take Hellpod Optimization, Vitality, Experimental Infusion, and Antitank Auxillary
>everyone also takes EAT anyway since you can use them with a greater average frequency than any other stratagem

>>527315426
I eatede it

[good thing] is actually shit except for my impeccable tastes
now give me (You)s
t. (((individual thinker)))

>>527314563
dogshit idea

>>527314563
Using stun + fire bomb hellpod booster with low cooldown throwables reminded me how close this game gets to good ideas constantly.

I wish they just doubled down and made armor types into classes like they envisioned, and balanced boosters to effectively be perk tier.

>Vitality booster
+20% HP
+5% Regen per second.
Climbs up to 10% after 5 seconds of not taking damage.

Hellpod space optimization
+20% ammo reserved on all weapons.
Fully resupply grenades and stims

"X"bomb booster
All strategems gain the special type of effect in addition to its base effect.
20% shorter cool downs on reds.

Repeat the above but for greens.

But I dunno. Could be a hassle to balance. But I just want the game to have more build incentive.

>>527315610
haha love that little guy !

>>527315610
>a boundless loaf

>>527314646
holy retard

>>527315856
Oh yeah... That would be locked to a single person in the squad, not a booster for everyone.

>all the zoomer twitch-faggots coming out of the woodwork
Shouldn't you be out flossing right about now? Doing the nei-nei real gangnom style?

>>527314563
This is stupid “we must incentivize le teamplay” listen buddy I hate action hero retards too but this is not the solution

>>527315426
Never EVER

>>527315023
This. Imo boosters should not step into the toes of strats. I just want more interesting ones than just % adjustments or whatever, preferably one that could dethrone the big 4 too.
>Dives consume 50% less stamina and also do melee damage
>Prevent all bleeding damage and give speed boost when injured
idk, fucking anything. I still don't know if shock pods are worse than flame ones, but I can tell they're trying to make it worse.

>join d10 inari oil shuttle with both subobjectives done
>guy leaves as i'm picking my loadout
>drop down
>there's 1 reinforcement left
>check map
>mega nest, 11/12 bug holes, mega nest littered with samples, suppport weapons, backpacks
>everyone goes to main objective
>bug breach pops right by it
>we're split between the bug breach near the objective and in the objective so I toss resupply in the objective's entrance gate thingy
>some faggot says "wtf is this supply pod, can't wait two second to drop it on objective?"
>i say "didn't know status of the objective. cant wait two seconds to run over?
>kicked
>right before main objective completes
How do I keep getting grouped up with these wow guild officer-tier stuck up faggots?

>>527316109
are you 50 years old?

>>527315558
Eats best red in the game

Wish we had a way to sacrifice our support slot to gain access to shorter cool downs on reds.

>>527316109
>gangnom style
Grandpa that meme is almost 15 years old

>>527316109
Anon...

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240954354630

bugs lobby

>>527315610
>it comes back
>pick it up and toss it
>repeat

>>527316170
Shock pods are decent. You can use them with greens to the point that it's actually arguable to take the strategem.

Firebomb is slowly growing on me too after using it in a build for a couple runs

>>527316170
Feels good after spending all day throwing EATs into the ocean.

just remove space optimization, vitality and stamina and people will start experimenting

>>527316343
Ye
I like experimenting with builds. :)

>>527316109
there's been an entire generation since then bro
they're on "what the helly", "tung tung tung sahur", and "CHICKEN JOCKEY" now
also this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC3p_vgMfS4

>>527316687
>stamina
Fat fuck heavy users on suicide watch

>have only one console friend
>they play once a week
>can barely handle D6
>drop in on bugs
>doesnt SOS
>asks for tips on what to bring and ignores all of it
>tks me constantly and has no clue
>backs into patrols while kiting in a straight line every fight
>whines that there is not enough time between breaches
>complains about every enemy
>no death is their fault
>two of my other friends join as a group
>console friend thinks they are pubs
>tks one with grenades because they're using melee weapons
>"whatever he's a pub"
>console friend gets tkd by my other friend shortly after by walking into a flamethrower
>insists that this was on purpose
>kick
>other friend smacks them in the back after dropping in
>kick
i dont think i need to tell you, you already know

>>527316715
next time build yourself some bitches

>>527316417
full

>>527316687
>Remove the only viable boosters and people will experiment with... Extracting 20 seconds faster, finding samples 15% more often and uh griefing your teammates

>>527316812
Fat fuck armor uses yellow stims, because supply pack is the only viable way to run heavy armor..
Stamina is actually a twink diver thing because it barely helps heavy armor.

The Pacifier is the Sterilizer of primary weapons.

>>527316927
Why are you so cruel chud-kun

>>527306593
gg

>>527317128
Sterilizer is godly though on bugs and ayys. Pacifier isn't even close.

>>527317128
The sterilizer sucks and should do actual damage

>>527317342
If by "godly" you mean "completely worthless and easily replaced by any other gas-related option" then I would agree.

>>527316170
I'm not sure if any of the more powerful boosters can be properly addressed. Nerfing them would probably make people sperg out, but powercreeping them with more potent boosters might be a problem too.

While it would be a kind of powercreep, we could remove some of the 99% pick rate boosters by making them basekit via super destroyer upgrades. That would at least help increase the variety of boosters used. We would need higher difficulties or other enemy buffs to help keep our extra power in check.

>>527315856
Nah, I agree.
In general, a lot of the boosters have some really good ideas, but the problem is that their effect is either too weak, unnoticeable, or a bit too specific.
Like Armed Resupply pods, for example. It turns resupply pods into a mini turret, which is pretty cool, but it has some problems.
>the gun is a default liberator, and runs out pretty quickly
>resupply pods have a pretty big delay between uses, and are a shared stratagem
>resupply pods are extremely fragile, oftentimes breaking from a single hit of... well, anything
It either doesn't get to do anything, doesn't do anything for long, or doesn't get the chance to do much. But it can be easily fixed, by either:
>upgrading the gun to something more impactful, and giving all resupply pods significantly more health
>making it apply to resupply and support pods, while giving both a bit more health
Like yeah, with the latter you could use it to spam EATs for mini turrets, but you can kinda already do that with the much stronger machinegun turret anyway.

>>527316981
There is plenty of nice boosters :) I like resupply turret, muscle enchancement, motivational shocks, dead sprint. gigastims are almost reasonable but they should fuck up your vision considerably more and make you scream really loud
I believe it would be good for the game long term. It's not like the current unholy trinity is interesting in any way whatsoever

>>527279534 (OP)
holy shit the 100 countries that got banned just got removed from the banlist.
https://steamdb.info/sub/137730/info/

>>527317342
>>527317128
The sterilizer SHOULD be the Deep Rock Galactic sludge pump but as it stands it’s just a brap emitter. The Helldivers flamethrower sucks though too tbf

>>527316812
It's ok, we're gonna use dead sprint.

>Reprimand doesn't come with magazine options
But why?