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>News
Fahkumram Gameplay Trailer + Armor King teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAUcKyhbhqY
Season 2 Spring & Summer Announcement

>Patch Notes
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1278
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1303
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1308

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/


>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 Important key moves for each character and easy combos
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

Michael Murray's mother is the world bicycle

deh

update the op you fucking retard

>>527308079
This would actually be a dope character design for a chick

you can't update the dead

WHATS WITH THE MULTIPLE THREADS YOU FUCKING RETARDS

t5 dr remaster with good netcode never ever

I like stages that blow up, I think they're cool!

>>527308340
how about I update my dick in your mouth

>>527308629
There are multiple threads?

How come it just gets more and more over as time passes? Does Bamco just want to kill this game?

What do you think Forest Law is up to?

how do i play juri

>>527308856
Bamco is Japanese and therefore stupid.

>>527308856
bandai has bigger issues than this game

>>527308856
bandai namco game division is literally collapsing

>>527309151
i hope they lose their shounen game license
they make nothing but trash

>>527308856
>Does Bamco just want to kill this game?
Yes, but after they've milked the whales dry. Now go buy the new pac man stage.

>>527309151
Sorry, I don't browse /v/. What's going on with Bamco?

>>527309350
They realized pachinko machines are more profitable than video games.

>>527309525
BRTUHHH WHAT IS THIS LMAO

>>527309350
Konami 2.0, except instead of not making videogame like the former, they're dumping shovelware flop one after another

>>527309497
But pachinko is immoral?

hmmmmm something is happening right now guys

>>527309867
where

So most of the unknown guys at the CEO pools, what rank are they? Like at what rank can you enter to minimize the chances of getting embarrassed by someone who is way more skilled than you?

>>527310028
some of these guys are literal green ranks. i personally wouldn't go unless i was at least high blue rank but its their money so w/e

>>527309676
>corporations
>caring about morality
It’s all about the money money money baby.

>>527310028
i say some GoD dude can not look like a total retard against the likes of LowHigh. some emperor kiddo gets 6-0d and clowned on

>>527309525
he actually looks asian for once

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2r8kBnGtAU

>>527309525
Zesty

>>527308856
harada and nakatsu are dumb and dumber. tekken 7's unexpected commercial success allowed them to fail upwards beyond their capability and now we are forced to suffer for it.
>How come it just gets more and more over as time passes?
tekken 8's post-launch content was decided 2-3 years in advance, a time when nakatsu could do no wrong and the tekken franchise was on the up and up. the problem is that now other games are coming out and street fighter regained lost ground, so tekken's brand gets more and more devalued and the content reveals are underwhelming compared to the competition
>Does Bamco just want to kill this game?
they didn't realize how bad things would get for them in the new fighting game market. tekken project was given carte blanche for tekken 8 as long as they included an mtx shop and battle passes, which they expected would print money for a decade at least. but after season 2 crashed all player goodwill the shareholders had to step in and scramble for a way to salvage the situation. the salvaging could take another year or two to manifest though

tl;dr tekken was experiencing a hype inflation and the hype market corrected itself

I have zero interest in 2D fighters, unless a new DoA comes out I'm stickling to Tekken.

>>527311231
come play sf6 with me. im trying to learn juri

tekken would probably be dead right now if it weren't for sfv's failure

VF6 is saving us, that much is clear

You know what Tekken needs? Fahkumram.

tekken needs a fucking stake through the heart that's what

tekken needs a mini game mode where you are a toilet and need to manage all the female characters shit

idk what tekken needs but i know what it DOESNT need and thats heat

Tekken needs a trans character to rejuvenate the playerbase. Worked for Strive.

tekken's a legacy game with an old fanbase and its not attracting new players. they clearly tried this time but it simply failed. i don't know what they can do at this point

whiteboi takes it

nakatsu idea guy'd his way to the top of the ladder when he should have been flipping burgers in the bamco cafeteria

thats my bear god right there eat their ass rangchu

>>527311863
but leo already exists?

>>527311903
Can’t the same be said for all fighting games? I thought Street Fighter was struggling for a while. How did those guys bounce back?

>>527311286
I don't like the visuals of that game.
>>527311465
I'm not getting scammed by SEGA again. And anyway that thing is probably 2-3 years away from release.

>>527312353
Because SFV sucked and SF6 is beloved by everyone who isn't a tryhard neckbeard.

>>527312353
well for one when i say legacy i mean legacy. tekken 8 has shit from tekken 1 still in the game. new players get cheesed the fuck out by people with more experience than them. this doesn't happen in sf because characters don't have 100+ moves there. so yea sf is a lot more accessible so is more likely to get picked up by someone new to the genre

>>527312353
SF6 just added a bunch of SP content and manged to become popular with nips so they give the playerbase a big boost.

Just found out I’m 1/16th Pakistani. Should I sign up for EVO?

>>527312731
are you from karachi?

>>527312708
They also added modern controls.

>AHO AHO AHO KONO AHO DOMO AHO
I don't give a shit if kingreyjr is the only one who uses her at high level
it's crazy this no neck bitch got untouched

>>527312654
i find street fighter harder to play than tekken.

a videogame is only as good as its porn.

>>527312857
No.

i love how overconfident harada/murray looked before this game released
now they're in a dumpster

>>527312969
don't bother then

>>527312901
my condolences for your cerebral palsy

>>527312901
because it is

>>527313251
yeah tekken is casualized baby shit. street fighter is the real man's game.

kingrey playing like a blue rank asuka

>>527312901
because of inputs? there's modern controls, i would use that

>>527312960
I was gonna make a joke about Balatro but turns out it actually has hundreds of porn pics wtf

3D game nigga

>>527313414
i dont have an issue with inputs but i have an issue with how fast you have to input another move during a combo. you can do qcf kick and you have to input qcb punch like .2 seconds after your kick connects

just rage art nigga what are you fucking doing

just rage art

>>527313871
>>527313876
I hate nu tekken.

>>527312654
Should I try Street Fighter 6? I’ve played the Tekken series more so I’m more comfortable with the controls. But kinda wish I was good at more fighting games.

BAM seemed more stacked.
We had big pros facing other pros since the very first moment.

>>527314503
this but also should i play virtual fighter 5 revo? why is the game dead tho

>>527313975
it's a move without risk - the win was 100% if he pressed a button

bad seeding isn't hype

>>527314524
bam had 230 something entrants versus the 600 something of this ceo

this is how it should be, BAM just had the same players vs eachother over and over even in pools shit got boring

>>527314627
could you please not relpy to me i am fucking livid right nwo

what's CUW? and why does this king have three sponsors

why does aris still restream tournaments and why do his chat which allegedly hate the game watch it anyway

did aris restream capcom cup?

>why does streamer restream?
bro come on

>>527314897
Because this is all he's got and this is all his audience is interested in.

>>527314897
he doesn't find joy in doing anything else too

>>527314897
farming views

>>527314897
all aris does is rant about his real life, doing it over a tekken stream nets him 4 to 5k views, doing it normally about 2k. so it's literally double the money for no effort at all, then every once in a while he does a "tekken 8 sure sucks haha wink wink" and some guy donates $200

>>527314897
farming views and his chat hates the game because aris told them to
when in reality 95% of his viewers now don't even play fighting games and are just retarded variety fags who need backgroud noise

>>527315548
what goes on in aris real life? i stopped watching him when he got his streamer girlfriend cause his mood went into bitching about everything more than normal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tytKxzlPdu0
*instantly improves your tournament watching experience*

is this lili player trans or gay?

yes

love is here

i want a snack and coffee what do you girls recommend

a diet, bro

>>527315639
that's crazy, who would date him? i guess they don't know his misogynist past

im a real girl who can be my girlfriend here, trans accepted or agp as long as you act the part

Moderator24-Month Subscriber (1-Year Badge)VerifiedSpeedkicksATL: Knee was born to play Tekken

little girl look at my pinya

these commentators are utterly useless

>>527316770
then don't listen to them? duh

>>527316485
The real mishima bad gen.

thoughts

>>527316770
you should feel right at home then

>>527316905
ok. next tierlist please

>>527316905
avoidant tendencies, constantly ditching characters

holy shit tone fucking BLOWS

bald greatness

the land of the randoms

ok stevebro you are still ass

>>527317000
why is she like this

>>527316907
you're black
>>527316849
your name is michael

If you are permanently speedkicks dog you shouldn't play tekken, like if you're 35 and getting 10-0'd by speedkicks on a new character it's time to give it up IMO, nothing short of playing 15 hours/day can save you

>>527315601
Aris' chat might be the biggest echo chamber on Twitch man I remember seeing him try the capcom collection and the chat instantly went from "these games are the shit bro I remember playing them" to "these games fucking blow lmaooo" as soon as Aris said so.

>>527316315
he makes in the range of $500k to $700k a year off streaming
there are plenty of women out there that will gladly have sex with a slob a few times a week in exchange for that lifestyle

>>527317640
speaking from experience (of being a woman?)
if not then shut the fuck up have show more respect for women

>>527317461
people who disagree don't want to get shot or made fun of. it's not exactly a place for in-depth discussion

>>527317640
yea it figures. but i'm surprised he's even interested in that, due to his misogynistic past (possibly current) and reclusive lifestyle. guess he's just lonely

>match is so laggy that i can't even get the no contest button to work
fucking amazing

all women are queens

>>527317927
wait theres a no contest button?

>>527317927
never happened to me, not the game's fault you live in a third world shithole with dial up internet.

If she breathes SHES A THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>527318062
only during the first round afaik
which is why professional laggers will wait for round 2 and then turn on their lagswitch

whats a way to get myself banned without breaking a global rule

>>527318305
whats the button

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>>527319032
you'll get a text prompt in some corner of the screen
you hold start button

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Asukeks, explain

this guy giving joecrush a run for his money

explain what? he's one of us and he's amazing

@grok is this true?

>>527319362
that's the steve THOUGH

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dj khaled aho boke

>>527319575
Nice try, you can see the Asuka merch around his neck. This motherfucker is so fat he can't even reach his dick to jerk it to her tits.

What are you nigs watching?

>>527319652
he sits on p1 side bruv

>>527319691
cromartie high school

>>527319728
Bruv he's on 'ka's side. You guys are fat as shit.

bro literally can't think in 3D in a tekken general oh my days

>>527319691
fishtank season 4
https://ppvs.su/ft

>>527319923
kill yourself

>>527319813
do I need to make a diagram on paint for you on how the seating works lmao

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>>527320114
He was the Asuka player, you are actually trying to deny it because it embarrasses you how fat he is. What is wrong with you.

>>527320216
whatever you say stevesister

>>527320278
>Mad Asukafat
lol

This tourney makes me want to play Jun.

this clive just pressing every button he can find
season 1 GoD level

This tourney makes me want to not play

Happy Friday the 13th

>>527320656
You only want an excuse.

>clive and jun throwing projectiles at each other
HARADA'S VISION

>>527320686
thanks honey

there is no way he just lost to this beginner bot tier clive

this breaks the steve mains blud mind

this is some walmart ass tekken these niggas aren't punishing shit

shut the fuck up retards I'm reading

>>527321019
my favorite was jun punishing -12 move with i13 and then the text said >counter

>>527321129
frames are only mental

Is that the spooky nigga

That guy's got huge spirit

John?

Should I stop playing Paul? Whom should I play in his stead?

hagrid plays victor?

Why did bluds think broadcasting a video game match online needed to have commentators like we are watching a baseball game?

Ganryu san...

>>527321129
out of all the shitty things in t8, adding the display text was a good idea so you can tell if you got mashed on or it was a true punish
or the best part, when you see 105 damage on the screen off a random df2

because i need the voices to fill the void otherwise I'm going insane

>>527321607
why would you stop? he's good

Head on you

My nigga JCDR on TV!

it's ourguy JayDee

t

GayCDR

a wild jap appeared

>duck a telegraphed high string ten years early
>instead of launch punishing normally waste your heat dash and drop the combo
this is why washeDCR is drowning in pools nowadays

survived? not for long

it appears i did but i wont give myself much time

>be jdcr
>pick azucena
>lose
what was his plan here?

jdcr plays like that honest kid in ranked everyones happy to lose to

Dude was so happy to play jdcr. Fun

jdcr is too high iq for this game his true passion is in tag2 also

aight fish tank is boring im back to TWT

the way you worded that makes you sound like a japanese speaking english

will JDCR actually play armor king for real this time since dragunov got his balls cut off and he's washed with him anyways

Blud drinking straight piss

>>527322202
He's kinda boring

>>527323417
I went from Paul to king and now king is the only reason why i come back to this game

>>527323259
It gives you tekken prowess.

>>527323505
start doing this

>>527323417
guess you should drop him then
i wouldn't be playing if i didn't have fun with my characters

>>527323738
You won't regret it.
Enjoy.

you can suck a ducks dick???

jdcr couldn't do anything or produce any results whatsoever with season 1 drag
he is never winning anything again in tekken no matter the character

I want an EDC tekken hat. what should i get

guys i dont think tekken is doing well

Is that the goat?

yea no shit the game is dogshit

Imagine being sexually attracted to a bear.

>>527324201
same could be said to all the yoshimitsu players

>>527324889
yoshimitsu never was that good thoughbeit
no yoshimitsu was winning but other non-dragunov mains were winning with dragunov

Imagine not being sexually attracted to a bear.

>>527324326
bump

Did steve shave his eyebrows off?

i blew out steves back last night and im not even kidding

>>527325429
beah

bottom 1 chara lee on stream

how cooked am i switching from keyboard to korean lever

>>527325709
I believe it. Are you competing?

>>527325898
why do you want to switch? keyboard is easier...

switch from keyboard to k lever is like automatic to manual transmission.

>>527325898
Just get a hitbox lil gup. I bought mine for 80usd

what the fuck is a gup

watching good ass tekken while ww3 going on
feelsgoodman

what are the ww3 updates? anything happen since last night

Harada announcing Iranian character in EVO

iran shot back couple hours ago I think
>iranian character
john pakistan was already locked and designed three years ago

Anyone have the code for that JAV that has the King player trying to rape a Japanese delivery girl

blud called me a fish

gay fish to be exact

i thought jun was pronounced "June" in white person speak

>I've never deen someone punish a kip up like that
>jin is just flowcharting mashing

This guy sucks.

Why is Jin beating up his mom?

>>527327573
'Cuz she failed to fix his dad.

sumanai...

>>527327149
can someone please make this clear to me?

For parity with Anaa, Nina should have a giant shield

I say Jun

2 hags fighting

Son/Mom ryona is kino

>>527328181
I don't think any of them is over 30, I'm starting to lose count over the William's sisters age.
But someone needs to put a bun in Anna's oven already.

>>527325898
>korean lever
People who still play on stick only do so because they are used to them or "authentic" faggots
You should be just switching to leverless because it's exactly the same shit as your keyboard only more ergonomic, there's plenty of cheap $60-$80ish options or premium for $200-$300

i'm noticing a pattern where random ass jun players are coming close to beating top players like book etc

i wonder if the character is op or people play retarded against it, not sure what it is

>>527328150
how do you pronounce it?

imagine playing a fighter on anything but a lever

it's the jun command

shouts out to tekken players in Tel Aviv

Nigga the name only has one vowel why the fuck are you saying June

>>527326263
>>527326059
>>527328368
my finger tip hurts like a mofo from repetitively hitting the directional button. i dont know if a fatter key from hitbox will help.

>eddy
I already walked away from the screen.

I hope that in my lifetime an american player will win a TWT event

how much long will TWT go on for today? i wanna play king already

JDCR went to Florida to job in pools again

>>527328701
Only your left hand? What do you think the buttons on a regular stick look like?

that zipperhead Is BUILT

FOR

>>527329065
only left yeah, movement for kbd makes me press too much also mishima shit i dunno right hands more resilient

ok bro

gay asuka player on stream
FERGUS

>>527325898
until you get used to hitting corners consistently yur fucked

common asuka "player"

How the fuck is fergus sponsored when he can't get top 8 at headstomper with a top tier asuka. I should try to get sponsored.

on the topic of levers. how do i improve my moment on lever? i still cant KBD

fergusbros...
we drowning in pools in pride month?

Funnily enough bears are fergus weakness...

>>527329270
a lever will fuck up your hand a millions times more than buttons on the leverless if that's an issue
and yes the fatter key helps, that's the whole point of people using leverless over just a keyboard

2025 and niggas is playing on Sony controllers

something something naniwa gusto

I actually like the smaller buttons on a lever and i have large hands. L-XL gloves always fit me

You know Fergus is insanely washed when he can't even beat Literal Who from NA with current patch Asuka

>>527328701
I switched to lever for the same reason for now
maybe ill check out qanba leverless on it's release

If I played Fergus 1v1 in a room alone i could beat him.

no bs, is asuka the strongest character in the game now? like is she actually top 1?

alright this isnt ending anytime soon im playing king in casuals

in a fight?

>>527329514
You need automatisms that only muscle memory can give you and that takes time. If this is your concern do KBD slowly but well, let the body learn the correct movements and you will do them fast in a few weeks.
What anons want to tell you is that it may not be worth the effort. A leverless control does the same as a stick and is more precise and easier to master.

>>527330278
He would beat your ass. And by that I mean anal sex. His cock. Your ass. It's gonna hurt and you're gonna love it. Happy Pride Month.

in a real fist to fist battle

WAIT TEKKEN 8 SEASON 2 HAS PAC MAN?

best way is to play both lever and leverless
and tinkering this shit is fun sometimes

tinkling on this thread

my hair? gone

You won't admit it but this song is a banger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgAJs8QH_JE

>>527330908
>best way is to play both lever and leverless
No it isn't
I would never go back to my old stick after leverless and it's only for pure novelty that I haven't thrown it out yet
Maybe if you play shumps or some other genre besides fighting but for FGs leverless is strictly better

imagine being tasty steve and you have to take a shit and it's time to wipe your asshole, does a wipe and now shit is smeared all over whatever the fuck he has on that arm of his

>>527330782
if you die you get the pacman death animation where you get erased in a semi circle

What kind of man do you think Anna would go for wouldn't be able to resist?

Wtf Iran killed fariborz

I need to know what markman weight is

bro is wearing a trashbag

Wait Jodd is back? He just lost to obscure tho.....damn

>>527331994
And he plays anna.

>>527331994
>looks like pure sex on women
>looks like trash on men
>>527332072
his wrists are fucked he will never be truly back

>>527331994
typical anna main

There is a lot of Anna in this tournament.

lmfao guys anna spelt backward still spells anna, wtf? how has no one noticed

>>527332759
Meaning a lot of AGP cases.

there's been a lot of anna in every tournament since her release since she's broken

It is pride month in Florida after all

>>527331254
i used leverless for 1.5 year or something and don't want to touch it for.now
and it's also fucked up my fingers a bit

imagine the smell of sweat emanating from that guy

imagine a different life
richer one
prettier one
successful one

>>527332905
so what do you use

They need to buff Anna's and Nina's breast and buttock size

imagine dragons

Florida Month

>>527332854
I think it's just tierfags.

nice footprints in the sand, murray

IzzeXD will watch some anti yoshimitsu guides before sleeping for sure.

>>527333128
l-lever..

bring back diets while at it, harada

what causes this? i ended the match by just spamming 1. up until this both rounds were normal

Bring back 444. No. I dont think so.

if you play tekken a lot how are you supposed to not gain weight, its a sedentary hobby

>>527307908 (OP)
Asuka's thread got cucked? KEK!

>>527333678
I work a sedentary job, I have sedentary hobbies, I only workout 3 times a week.
So why am I not ultra uber fat? Simple. Know what you eat and how much you eat.
Getting fat has nothing to do with being sedentary, it's all about the food.

>>527333678
>a lot
no one plays this game "a lot"

>>527333932
im obese because i cannot stop consuming empty calories via vodka

just eat less nigga it's not hard

>>527333932
so you're saying a diet of ice cream, corn chips and generic soda is not conducive to weight loss?

>>527334138
unironically you can lose or maintain weight on that, it depends on how much of it you eat (calories in vs calories out), so say, you'd have a spoon of icecream, a handful of corn chips and a glass of soda a day? sure, you'd be fine (not sure how long you'd survive on that tho)

i cannot eat less vodka that is the problem

>>527334254
then perish

Law vs Hwoarang on screen, manliness time!

i'm not a fan of vodka, but the bottle? i can fit it all up my ass.
kazuya main btw

>>527334138
You can literally eat that and if your calories are at a deficit and it doesn't matter you retard
That's why there's "clean bulking" and "dirty bulking" because calories are calories weight wise, nutrition wise then you have a case

i still can't comprehend how can you get comfortable playing on pad

Why is every single kazuya I come across like this?

>>527334442
wdym it's just a controller you hold with your hands its not rocket science

it's the gene

>>527333651
Maybe your opponent had to leave? It doesn't have to be deep
>>527333887
Sex with Lili

>>527334667
he insta rematched

>>527334442
Same. Game is shit on pad. I couldn't get into fighters until I tried them on keyboard and it clicked.

>>527333932
>le only just food
Not 100% this shit was studied. People have different brain responses to hunger, satiation etc. Some people unironically find food more... tasty, they want more of it and get hungry quicker.
This is why GLP-1 (semaglutide or ozempic\wegovy etc.) is so effective. Probably one of the best recent med inventions btw.
Poor genetics shouldn't be your excuse to stay permafat because you live only once and being too fat is unironically dangerous but still. Some people will have significantly harder time to stay lean than the others without any drugs.

>>527334442
this but women

>>527333651
He was waiting for you to kill him. Are you autistic?

is alisa the new choice of what girls pick instead of xiaoyu now

Why can't Kekken reveal all DLC characters like SF?

we need a cute tranny like httpriestess on stage :(

>>527334864
>don't be mentally ill
yeah we know bro, the advice may not work for every one, but the science between gaining and losing weight is one and is proven. Calories in vs Calories out.
Therefore this advice still applies to anyone who is not afflicted by external issues and wants to better themselves.
PS: I was fat and thought I would be fat forever, all it took was a bit of discipline and understanding how it works.
People should try regardless and if they fail they can go with a professional to see what can be done (thru meds as you mentioned or literally shrinking part of the stomach to cause nausea and eat less)
Weight is a solved issue, has been for a long time. The issue is enablers, poor medical assistance and culture overall.

Arslan Ass

>alisa
>xiaoyu
>picked by girls
>as in biological females
NOBODY tell him

>>527335261
Because HMN are scum.

women are biologically incapable of playing videogames without ulterior motives like monetary gain.

streamers girls don't play games, it's some guy in another room playing those while the girls pretend lmfao

I play video games because of my passion

>>527335887
get checked for adhd, it's likely that

girl brains are made for dressing up barbies, not the harsh realities of the world

well duh women are not typically competitive its their role in nature to sit back and relax while males fight over who gets to mate with them

>girl on stream right now is kicking ass
lol nice barbie she got

Sip pink punch, she drink nut, she eat dick, I bring lunch
Say she 'bout that action, I'ma fuck her 'til she scream, "Cut"

That final fantasy stage has got to be bottom 3 for the tekken franchise.

>the only good looking tgirls are Kazuya players
Mishimasissies...

I feel like Mishima players would kill themselves on stream if they lost to a girl

Is this the washboard that streams and sound like she's from here?
She looks kinda good when she isn't full goblin mode.

shining wizard and alley kicks are so gay man, why are they even in the game

I should call myself Shining Wizard then

>>527336409
Never mind the fucking players
Who uses a leverless shape like that where the edge cuts right into your wrist and no rest area
fucking retarded design

Mishima players also constantly lose to men if you didn't know. In fact, I dont know if they ever win

>complains about the gay nightclub that was shot up by a muslim
>90% of the yuro scene fergus is in is muslim
bokebros... is he going to be okay?

>>527336768
>lose to men
gay

LMAOOOOOOOO SHE WAS PISSED

KING IS THE MOST BROKEN CHARACTER IN THE GAME WTF

>spams grabs
>wins
WOWOWOOWO HYPE
k

didn't even try kazuya u3 to beat the obvious dickjab attempt

>fergus is the most openly gay tekken player
>plays the biggest straight guy coomer bait character
I don't get it

>cute tranny on stream for once
>gets frauded by a chain grab spamming king

its not fair bros

Someone thank for the duelist17 guides pure Mishima frame data autism has 2hr guides for every character

imagine flying all the way to Orlando Florida just to lose to King grabs

/tekgen/ hates trannies though

nice tits

thanks

I don't blame skylar, if I lost to King's grabs I would be mad as hell too

simp

I got grabbed by a king giant swing as I was side stepping earlier and I also was like "king is the biggest fag in the world fuck king and king players"

Armor king has both grabs AND an electric

>>527337267
bullshit, we love lilianon here.

>>527337696
he doesn't have an electric actually
>tekken 8
well..

i just played a king mirror for like 10 sets

>>527336992
>>527337164
but I thought sf6 was the chain grab spam game?

I knew a nigga that called Lee's slide an electric............

>>527337972
my next match was with an eddy that drained all the fun for me. ok onto a different game now

Now that Heihachi is back, any chance they continue the Ogre plotline? With him mastering the Tekken Monk's whatever and having a loyal devil-gene daughter, he should be able to absorb Ogre and become Shin Heihachi!

i just wanna play armor king so i can headbutt people a lot and i hope its a heat engager because i feel like thats a throw that pisses people off

i dont play this game

what's even the point of Reina now

reinas job is to shit down my throat

>>527338609
Right hand henchwoman to the main villain.

why did yoshi allow king to shove his fist up his asshole?

someone needs to tell me how to play juri NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>527338609
she's literally just fanart bait.

how did big nose get his account back so soon?

>>527339292
literally why the fuck are you asking here retard

whats your fucking problem

that was really rude man

who is juri

joe furry still a thing?

>removes literally/basically/practically the only weakness the character has
>she's now top 1
bravo Nolan

It's a repeat Anna that was on stream before

Tekken x Street Fighter but Reina and Juri are tag partners...please...

brehs why was luke so busted in sfv.

jack fucking fumbled. blud could have just waited

>>527340071
Hey buddy, we don't tolerate off-topic posts here.

what if harada shadowdropped a new character after TWT is over

EEEEEEEEYAGH

what if harada shadowdropped his resignation after TWT is over

what if harada, murray and nakatsu shadowdropped their dogeza after TWT is over

no fucking way

O_O

I can knock you down with one hand, don't talk to me like that ever again

im 5'10 with a solid frame. i can beat the fuck out of you bitch

oh sorry, I'm a woman and main Julia don't hit me please

*puts u in a rear chokehold*

lower your tone when talking to me.

*puts u in a rear chokehold*

scream harder, daddy.

the only tekken player i respect is the buff guy

That Xiaoyu player must be some sex offender with a criminal record.

100%

this one?

>>527341025
wings of redemption?

why tekken niggas so weird man

thing is he could probably pass if he actually trooned out and got laser and stuff to get rid of facial hair but idk maybe he doesn't wanna go that far

fried wings of redemption

>>527340914
that guy is peak clown tho
>>527341138
this just seems to me like the good ol "haha wouldn't it be funny if i dressed as a cute girl lol"

Xiaoyu players and reina players owe me SEX

I wonder when will they pull the plug on this kusoge

blud wanted to fuck this

did you not see that xiaoyu player just now bwo?

>>527341259
maybe but it's a slippery slope

>>527341362
season 3 tops.

how many more matches are left for today?

imagine if will smith hadn't denied the role of neo in the matrix to do wild wild west.

is james west the guest character for season 2?

>fist to fist
>smile
>"you suck"
>smile back
>"thanks"

It's ridge racer

>>527341489
bump

uh, tekkenbros?

every character in t8 looks like a deformed freak

is this image Tekken related and on topic now?

>bowser
good job murray

isn't the guy on stream the same guy on this pic?

>>527340071
Silent Hill F looks soo damn good.

if tmm loves tekken so much why does he never look at tekken tournaments

because he's actually mentally ill enough to call people names eventually when he starts "reacting" to tournaments live

>>527340071
the age of the cute ps2core dressed survival horro female protags is back

what does he look like under that mask? i bet he has crazy acne

>>527343352
I think he went, at least, 2 times to EVO. He did 5 EWFG in a row in a fight and went back to UK.

MASKU

Bear players will you straight in the eyes after their whack ass hurtbox saves them from getting their life ended for the 4739# that session and go
>Teehee isn't that just so quirky! xD

Kill all bear frauds.

panda is my wet dream

i guarantee you blud who wrote that is a kingmain

I want a snow stage next.

>>527344310
kuma...

this is some ugly fucking tekken

yeah i agree im going back to sf6

I need Reina buffs so we can see more Reina in tourneys.

>Reina vs Heihachi
I love how her lines change vs Heihachi

>>527346080
Woah custom intros, something that has existed for 3 decades!

Dix'ers... we don't have a feature that is over 30 years old.

>something that has existed for 3 decades
don't take it for granted, my hairline also existed for 3 decades and now it's gone

wake me up when the July patch has fixed the damn game!

blud is 36+ in tekgen

>>527346364
yet other fighting games don't do it..

i want to fuck blud...

Wins on Anna actually don’t count btw, you’re playing coked launch dragunov

>ATL up
>*Monkey noises*
Funny.

>ryu and ken are 58 years old
wtf

theyre also fictional characters who can throw out fireballs

fireballs, now that's something tekken needs

yeah i can throw fireballs too

god im so fucking tired of you fags who dont use the reply feature FUCK FOFF

>>527347965
lighting your farts doesn't count

remember when ken looked like a girl

/tekgen/

tekKEN

>post ending in 8496
christiano has zero clue who that gook is.

Finally, a perfectly balanced match!

Didnt pokchop use Katarina

i can stick my small penis in that

Is jeondding the best Eddy main in the world?

all it takes to be a "best eddy" is having an iq of 10

eddy isn't in tekken 8

The answer was Jun

>>527350281
Damn I miss the cutoff by 5 points

dont you ever reply to me

>>527350887
.

meo il is solid but also fat

does being fat make u a good jack player

being fat makes you die at the age of 30

I want to go to sleep. An eternal sleep perhaps.

imma go shower with my glasses on to fully clean them and then play some good ass sf6

im gonna fuck u with ur glasses on

im the 5'10 guy bro. im in LA

no ur 5'4 girl in PA

no im 100% straight.

yeah ur straight because ur a girl and im a boy

bro im here to discuss tekken the fuck are you about.

[No one liked that]

ok i just finished my shower time to learn juri

based juri enjoyer.

im going to get into riding motorcycles cause of her

now that the cum has crusted, what did we think?

it was okay. nothing revolutionary, but enough to make me coom.

dead trash game

>>527308340
what should be updated about it

>>527357841
for starters the patch notes section is outdated since we're already a version number past it

Capcom Won

>>527359102
why wouldn't you search while you're in practice mode?

explain to me the modern use of the term "aura" that I keep seeing everywhere please.

>>527360356
cause i can just enter training mode while still in queue

>>527360447
swagger

>>527360447
Hope this clears it up.

No Im Not a Human has a great demo on steam.
Much better use of your time

>>527361085
I will never play a new game for the rest of my life. I will keep latching onto the past where I know I was happy.

lili is...

gay

>>527361430
shit for oppressed trannies like you ;) sis

im drunk time to play tekken

Will CEO have a trailer?

i just said the gamer word out loud :o

>>527362258
are you me?

>>527362442
no. armor king's trailer will be at evo and the last character's reveal will be at evo france

did you say it with your chest

I missed CEO - were there any yummy trannies on stream?
Bryanbro if that matters.

how do i take back the fact that i yelled it :(

once you hit blue ranks playing like an absolute retard lowkey messes people up because they expect you to do semi-optimal stuff

what does the gamer word mean to you bros

>>527363734
the fuck do you care?

fuck you nigger

kiss my ass.

i just ragequit for the first time in a long time. I got a lag while i was trying to apply pressure with my plus frames which caused me to just stand there like a retard and i got launched and i was so fucking me i alt-f4'd

eating sardines, rice, and beans rn

>>527365401
WE FINALLY FUCKING WON SOMETHING

tekken 8 popularity is carried by lili's porn

i don't even use the customization

>order a combo meal from mcdonalds
>i dont even eat the french fries

>>527365979
who wrote this

the absolute state of my
>life

blud what the FUCK are you linking

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Should I play we <3 katamari or death stranding?

Imagine of T7 story mode was like SF6 campaign mode where you play as the reporter going from Tekken character to tekken character to interview them about the story and they teach you moves, but random G-Crop and Tekken Force guys fight you in the street for being ugly or something and then you can take your reporter with custom moves online in player matches

I deleted world tour cuz its ass tho and I dont want to play it.

>>527367287
kek, sovl

>>527358096
if you have the links I'll update the OP next time, haven't made one in a while

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/7N0FDiiLeX4?si=81VRKLhB-5syUHiA

COME ON YA BIG DRIP

How is 3D sonic this hard? Playing DX

he tapped right?

Ingrid makes me feel so sissified ?_?

wrong general shithead

Those UFC games are better than tekken

haven't booted the game since s2 launch, did they fix everything yet?

lmao even

feels like the same day over and over again

why did they pick the most boring possible dlc characters...

FIRE AND FLAMES

Call me Deadman.

JDCR lost to shinobikun904 in pools, he's out in round 1

>raspberry lemon
Does that taste good?

He'll win again when Armor King comes back

shinobikun904 was one touch away from beating pinya 6 rounds straight in the raven mirror. it's not surprisng jdcr lost to him.

>>527372342
because they bought the mystery DLC

Only players that lost in round 1 was k piss and jodd

>>527348326
Would smash

>>527376952
im crying..

>supercoomer vs ulsan
ourguy is gonna take it

>>527375259
Where's the devil jin version?

>>527340420
>>527340521
>>527341119
>>527341383
this is how I imagine our local lingsissy agp schizo

>>527380519
nahhh

>>527368923
who do you play in tekken and sf6 i wanna see something

>>527383252
cammy and nina

akira made me breakfast

Takino 8

>>527384383
There was obviously an inside joke but they didn't let this retard in on it lmao

>>527384383
And that you young Takino became Einstein.

>>527340420
>>527340521
>>527341119
>>527341383
i would and you can't say you wouldn't

i wouldn't

I would not

I don't want to but I have to

hit the old reliable uninstall button

and hit me, harder

It's so ogre for me its not even funny anymore

WHY'S EVERYBODY SO MAD AT THE SOUTH FOR?

I keep having bad thoughts

i want an AGP wife

I want a man wife

I.. I WANT TO LIVE

is lord of the rings on tubi

/tekdead/

MURRAAAAAAAAAY
WHEEEEERSSSSSS
MYYYYY
SUKEBAAAAAAAAAN
REINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBX2T7R_DgY

>>527395637
cringe.

>>527395257
No, but it is on kibi

>>527395967
Thanks

I'm sweaty after a leg day rn

I'm stuck in a coma, stuck in a neverending sleep

i'm stuck in a man's body

She kick high
https://files.catbox.moe/x8jkwd.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/oklcvy.jpeg

I cum higher

Lili is literally the manifestation of femininity, i don't understand how the leftists haven't tried to cancel her yet

*hop in*

dekken netcode is so shit your inputs are suggestions at best

Anna sex status?

number 15, twerking chicken.

>>527397002
Wish the game had a way to get oily bodies as well instead of just wet from rain effects.

>>527397912
maybe phiddy was on to something bros

>>527397002
lucky jinny...

cafe

CAFE

https://www.twitch.tv/tekken
sukouma status? invincible.

>>527398525
DK mode

>>527395637
kino

>>527398592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMywDddm_Tc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMywDddm_Tc
DAY 2 CEO IN 13 MINUTES

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ_MHv0yfHk

'ka

>>527399790
nice pecs.

tekkino8

Here's to hoping we see more Reina today.
Maybe she'll even win some sets!

>>527399790
Too much non vanilla r34

>>527398367
>>527397595
anon don't let anybody to stop self inserting as her to ship yourself with jin oppressed sis we support u re her sis

So if you're against the wall versus someone in heat you just lose right

'cena on stream

>>527400184
I'm gonna rape you.

literally dead thread so many /tekgen/ threads but it remains dead saved thanks to samefag lame better get reunited with /fgg/ soon die with some dignity/tekgen/

someone tell markman some moves are not confirmable on counterhit

This fatass' drooping double chin jiggles when he speaks

i like how markman keeps saying heat dash CANCEL to sound smarter as if holding forward after a move is a CANCEL its not you're not CANCELing anything if anything you're EXTENDING so maybe call it heat dash EXTENSION

>>527400184
Kill yourself tranny, you will never be a woman

Markman's a great guy. So glad to have him instead of retards like sajam or yipes.

You watch without a muted stream?

ngl bruce lee not bussin at all

'coo

Leftists play tough and call everyone nazis but are terrified of actual nazis, so when they face nazis they cower in fear, which is why they haven't cancelled lili yet, because her fanbase has too many unironic nazis, same with bryan

Where the fuck is the atelier collab i wanna dress up my asuka as ryza and my Lili as klaudia

I'm thinking a new female character is needed.

>>527400715
>>527401023
sis we support average tranny looking lili main don't be mad babe look pretty lili we support you too #staywithlilisislgtbpower

>>527401219
that's my mom

>>527401219
why do you have that pic saved on your pc, what is wrong with you?

where do i find a reina cosplayer irl...

>>527401219
Dilate

>>527401359
He stands with lili mains and keep their beautiful photos to support them

S2... Our time..

>>527401464
>he

Lars vs Lars, time for honest footsies!

bro playing lars

Lars vs Lars is basically a naruto fighting

Give me tag2 lars back man, why did they turn this game into this shit?

Ask Harada if Reina is trans you fucking cowards

BE KIND TO THE PLAYERS ON STREAM--THEY ARENT AT HOME TYPING LIKE YOU

>>527401435
yeah sis dilate with me #LGBTQlilisisunited#dilatewithlilisischallenge#ellegant

Trump won, you lost

>>527401801
Unironically good ass names for Lars players

Julio is such a retarded soulless piece of shit full of empty retarded lines. Feeling bad for spooky.

Trump senile, you loser

>>527401313
I bet she smells so good bros

You have to admit ninjas in paris is probably the best joke anyone has made on tekken commentary

>>527401801
Empathyfag won?

>>527401916
You should stop watching leftist propaganda videos which project to no end, and since their president was proven to be senile they now want to the same for the other side.
More you watch them less healthy your life will become.

>>527401774
I said dilate brownoid schizo troon

>>527402137
yeah sis dilate with my dear lili sis

Trump will always be your president

>>527402217
YWNBAW shitposting trannoid

>>527402295
Don't be mad lilisis that does not suit u relax and dilate with me

>everyone is having a good time as usual
>shitskin MtF subhuman started seething about Lili for no reason
Lmao.

>everyone having a good time
who those two posting lmao

Lee and Asuka

>>527402314
I do this, except with punches. I might have brain damage.

>>527402457
Bro this guy needs to get off the twitter

Asukabros why cant we stop winning???

Julio is so fucking stupid lol

>>527402561
Self-punishment is a sign of masculinity, be proud of yourself.

>>527402457
Wasn't there something about her being linked to the Hachijo clan? Or do we consider it retconned and this is the official version now?

>>527402457
This reads like a deviantart donut steel oc.

The fuck is this match

what'll happen to the epic epic tekken lore when Elon Musk press shift delete in X public folder in 10 years?

>>527402596
that's a virtua fighter controller

>>527402596
who is gonna buy that cheap shit when you can buy used panties

>2 bio girls fighting eachother

yasss

>>527402737
By then it'd have been retconned a few times more and we'll be nearing Tekken 10 anyway.
>>527402678
Yeah, I went to twitter to check if it's real. I love Harada.

This asuka has missed like 5 combos

>>527402457
not raised by Heihachi
postive parent child relationship
>????

>>527402975
Tekken is very badly written.

Maybe we should just stop asking questions about the lore.
>>527402975
Only way to have a positive parental relationship with Heihachi.

2 problems with Clive
nobody wants to play Clive
nobody wants to play against Clive

Harada adding random tekken lore we didn't need on Twitter like jk Rowling is kino

except people care about HP lore

>>527403163
Doing in the middle of CEO is like an extra super premium spice.

*Except you can actually bang someone by infodumping Harry Potter lore

Maybe Kanna from DOA can save Tekken!

>>527403481
Do you know how deep down the gooner rabbit hole you have to be to know this character

phidx is so charismatic

That's a really cool Dragunov cosplay.

blud called Dead or Alive gacha some obscure game

chills

fujos going insane as we speak

>>527403708
Sorry my frame of reference is vg and reddit so I just assume any gacha that isnt genshin/star rail/nikke/wuwa/fgo is obscure

Dragunov Vs Raven

>>527403578
lmfao

96 dmg off a range 3 homing plus on block mid seems pretty normla to me

why does he want to be a russian soldier?

>>527402596
I want them all

>>527402596
pachinko 8

>>527403926
I vote this for OP

'nov

>>527402596
How come only Japan mastered these fucking things?

fahk looks badass great job mike

its insane how unable to read the room bamco is, i know dlc is done well in advance but after all the hate the game gets announcing fahk and being like LOOK AT THIS COOL INSTALL AND GUARBREAK AND HEAT DASH LAUNCHER is hilarious

'no

>>527404549
the malaysian developers worked on fahkuram

>>527404439
arcade sticks or gachas?

>>527402596
no one is buying not street fighter but flop 8 merch

Gabagool DLC when

>retrowaver
Instantaneously I know this guy is cool.

>>527404904
Gacha. Everywhere else it's just a bunch of bland generic toys for children, while Japan does culturally relevant cool shit.

Heihachi>Kazuya>DevilJin>Jin>Reina

Did I get season 2 mishima strength correct?

*shits on the floor*
get this instead with your hands

>>527405213
>gacha
:/
>gacha, japan
8O

>>527405213
>culturally relevant cool shit
HUH?

>>527405213
you're legit a brainlet

>>527405542
>just like MUH MEMES
There is a notable difference in the quality of the product.
>>527405604
They license stuff, instead of having generic toys.
>>527405608
Fuck you, gacha is fun!

NEW:
>>527406373

>>527405213
>>527406028
the question is why doesn't Japan export those? the contents are only popular in Japan too. I will never buy a "Goku but different hair colour" gacha toy. I can't even choose the colour

>>527406028
you are literally gushing over japanese funko pops and defending the predatory anti-consumer practice known as gacha.

>>527406463
>the question is why doesn't Japan export those?
I chug it to Japan being Japan.
>the contents are only popular in Japan too
They do non-JP IPs as well.
> I can't even choose the colour
The randomness is part of the fun!
>>527406538
>you are literally gushing over japanese funko pops
Sir, you're in a Tekken thread.
Also everyone loves plastic shit.
>defending the predatory anti-consumer practice known as gacha.
It's called gambling, that's the point, there's a certain level of excitement on whatever or not they you got the right ball.

>>527383252
King and juri

>>527403573
NTA but ...
also this game confirm I'm gooner but not lolicon
flat chest kinda meh ...

>>527418795
>3674 hours
I kneel