Salad Saturday, Salad OP Edition

>Resources and FAQs
https://pastebin.com/ZU4uUREV (embed) (embed)

>Guilds
https://pastebin.com/zCUYwWF0 (embed) (embed)

>Am poor! What do?
DO THE WIZARD VAULT WEEKLIES
Daily Checklist - https://fast.farming-community.eu/farming/daily
Currencies - https://fast.farming-community.eu/conversions/overview
OW Farming - https://fast.farming-community.eu/open-world/overview
Salvaging - https://fast.farming-community.eu/salvaging/overview
https://gw2efficiency.com/
Alternatively, get a fucking job and swipe.

>My build is absolute shit! What do?
https://gw2mists.com/
https://metabattle.com/
https://snowcrows.com/
https://discretize.eu/
https://guildjen.com/gw2-builds/
https://en.gw2skills.net/

>Latest
JW finale
New Fractal
Legendary backpack
20th Anniversary
More Homestead decorations, hooray!
Panda Roller Beetle, please swipe.

>SOON™
Next expansion (October)
Two other expacs (sometime in the future)
GW3 (In 5-10 years)
Dragon Bash Festival

>NOW
New JW patch "Absolution"

>Latest Patch
https://en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/158408-game-update-notes-june-3-2025/

>Latest news
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/janthir-wilds-concludes-with-absolution-release-today/
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/change-up-your-homestead-with-new-sky-customizations/

>Speed Relics for Turbogays
https://www.elitepvpers.com/forum/gw2-hacks-bots-cheats-exploits/

Previous Wipe: >>526509287

>Events and Gem Store sales
https://en-forum.guildwars2.com/events

>>527422802
grim

>>527422802
>dragon bash in 3 days
fucking finally

Summer time.
Will we get a new bikini option or just stay with the basic models?

>Call up a local entrepreneur and ask for a job
>He actually gives me the job instantly on the phone
Anons.... It wasn't supposed to be this easy. How am I supposed to find the time to play guild wars 2 now?

>>527427669
do it on the weekend or whenever you're off the clock
also congrats on the yob

>>527427669
Be gratefull you get a job, stop being a neet. Besides GW2 is not wow: For being an mmo, it doesnt force to waste as much time as other mmos, and there is no rush.

>>527427545
we need a bikini where it's just two small stickers for the nips and one for vag, i will buy it for every female norn on the server

>>527428742
I'd pay for that too.
It's funny considering how conservative anet was in the beginning, with barely any armor showing underwear but at the end we got a decent bikini sets with the human female showing the butt and all. Expectations are high after all.

bikini bridge

>>527427545
mcharr will get a towel with nothing underneath.

>>527430596
The cope at Anet is probably that the skimpy outfits are empowering for women or something, as if the biggest market for them isn't the gooners.

>>527431345
no cock? no balls? no nothing?

>>527432007
responsible pet owners get their animals fixed

>>527432701
lazy pet owners*
ftfy, also includes those who don't get them fixed but also don't even bother keeping an eye of their pet.

>>527432007
maybe should take inspiration from dota 2.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/bly9qg/nsfw_the_new_naked_axe_set_has_its_own_weapon/

>>527432701
based pet owners*

>>527431696
They need to justify it so they don't look like massive perverts but is slowly improving.
For example, have you noticed how most coomer skins from the early game on human f are pretty much a burka on the other races?

>>527431345
They have their fur to cover it.

>you are an animal
>you are subject to public nudity laws
which fucking one is it?

>>527438589
>For example, have you noticed how most coomer skins from the early game on human f are pretty much a burka on the other races?
Isn't that because charr have six breasts and they didn't want to create an entirely new model, before saying "fuck it" and just reusing female models years later?

>>527439046
They have zero breasts.

>>527439259
They are mammals. They have breasts but its all covered by fur. And the breasts don't really fill up until they get pregnant.

>>527438589
>most coomer skins from the early game on human f are pretty much a burka on the other races
no that was laziness, fAsura and fCharr just reused the male models

>>527438589
anet for the longest time has done everything to cover femcharr chest.

Then they made breezy swimp top topless for femcharr. what changed?

>>527439046
It'd be alright with simply less clothing covering them or something at least 30% more suggestive.

>>527440029
I'll bet on lazyness.

>>527440113
Enough people complained that their femcharr (and femsura) wasn't sexy enough

>>527442887
the average gw2 player IS retarded so that's expected

>>527442887
I want my femsura to be as sexy as possible like image related.
[Spoiler]Someone will probably know why this picture is sexy[/Spoiler]

>>527444594
Why my spoiler didn't work? Have the gods forsaken me?

I haven't logged in since the day the update dropped bros. Is it over for me?

>>527445553
no, you capitalized the s. next time, just select and ctrl+s to spoiler.

>>527447575
I see, i'll keep that one in mind. Thanks

>>527446115
If you mean this last patch you're fine, just try to complete your weekly Wizards vault and maybe weekly lion's key

>>527448748
>If you mean this last patch you're fine, just try to complete your weekly Wizards vault and maybe weekly lion's key
But I literally can't even bring myself to log in, that's how bad the last patch fucked me up. I quit for nearly two years after I felt this way when Gyala Delve came out.

I'm scared my enjoyment of this game is just completely gone again. But I guess the good news is if that's true I can come back in like two years again and enjoy the next expansion in full. I liked SOTO and I think a big reason was because I played from start to finish with no quarterly gaps.

Why is it called oven when you of in the cold charr of out hot eat the charr

>>527449031
I've been there, sometimes i simply log in, recollect flax seeds, stuff from homeinstance and 3 chest from a jumping puzzle and that's all.
Gayla Delve is definetely a terrible meta, extremely long and poorly rewarded, not even Chul-Moo can fix it since Yao is also there.

At the end just do what you feel doing, for me is simply metas, T4 with some CM (not asking for UFE for the struggle), maybe bounties, rotating between my characters and mostly just playing othergames when i don't feel like playing GW2

Why did no one tell me that it's now better to convert ice shards to tyrian seal instead of volatile magic?

>>527456667
>Why did no one tell me that it's now better to convert ice shards to tyrian seal instead of volatile magic?
why should we?
>needing to be spoonfed how to play the game
just engage with the game more bro

>>527456667
Because I hate you

>>527456667
You didn't provide lust provoking image.

>>527438589
>that color scheme
Is that lower armor new? It reminds me of varesh ossa.

>>527462694
It's the Elonian Elementalist Outfit

>>527449031
You seem to put too much investment into this game. Just chill bruh. The only thing that changes after you leave is more content.

>>527427195
My least favorite event because zhaitaffy is too fucking expensive compared to other event currencies and I don't like any of the activities
But I also really like the dragonrender weapons so I have to grind it anyway...

perfectly, thoroughly waxed...
oiled...
lightly scented...
soft...
cuddly...
warm...
femcharr :3

What do you guys like to play in generic open world shit? Soloing champions, doing random metas, etc.

>>527486095
Literally any event on the event timer, sometimes tag for metas, jizzlewood.

>>527486095
gooning while inspecting random charr

This game has so much soul

>>527488889
Megaservers really helped. There's always players doing shit everywhere.

>>527492090
I play wvw these days. But I have been trying some pve metas lately. Wish I had Janthir Wilds for the bee pet

I've lost a pic of femcharr sitting down, looking sussy, with a "suspicious mound" in-game text pointing at her crotch.
Please help and post it!!!

>>527486095
Events, metas, fishing, grabbing every gathering node I see

>>527492576
>Wish I had Janthir Wilds
its still $25
skip eating out for a night
optionally wait till they announce the next expac and maybe they'll run a deal to celebrate
even at $25 its still decent value
upgraded warclaw and perma bear home buffs are great qol

>>527502014
>upgraded warclaw
Not that guy, but didn't you basically get most of the good shit for warclaw without even purchasing Janthir? It's funny since they made it a really good mount, but the shit locked behind the mastery line is just
>no fall damage
>air jumping
>improved CC from the 4 skill
>damage and stamina recovery when dashing through mobs
>improved stamina regen for all mounts
where only the improved CC and the stamina regen for all mounts are impactful.

Assuming everyone still gets Warclaw from just setting foot in WvW, and all the rest of the changes apply for them, you don't even need to buy Janthir to get your in-combat spammable mount.

kek

https://smash-or-pass-ai--gorgonzolagary45665823.on.websim.com/

>>527505206
cheese has better stats lmao

>>527505206
The AI changed its mind

>>527506404
kek

dagda and zojja sisters.... not like this

>>527509026
it's over....

>>527506404
AI NO!

Favourite map aesthetically? For me it's Dragons End

>>527519675
Lowland Shores, the only good thing to come out of JW.

>>527520336
i miss him...

>>527526265
>That's how I'd tame that beast.

>ask for any advise on any other thread
>WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING RETARDED LOL
>ask for any advise on /gw2g/
>*cite helpful links* also try [thing that actually solves my problem]
This is why I like /gw2g/ the most.

I brokeded it...
Probably couldn't handle the lack of manica.

charr and charrfuckers into oven

sex oven

got my first pvp rage whisper today for playing hammer staff spell breaker

>>527539861
congrats, you are now officially decent

Why did he never speak? Was he just shy?

>>527547397
He is big, so the the voice actor gotta be big, which mean money to pay them would be big. Plus that dragon is retarded as a rock.

>>527548284
> Plus that dragon is retarded as a rock
He's my friend, don't talk about him that way

>>527547397
>Why did he never speak?
while anet did model him down to his neck and therefore by proxy vocal cords, they did not give him lungs.
>But what about Jormag?
that wasnt the question, shut up

>>527554863
On a related note. In my mind I've always imagined Jormag as the screaming basedjak when she shouts "PRIMORDUUUUUS" at the top of her lungs during Dragonstorm, while Primordus is obviously the stoic gigachad who doesn't say a word, he just simply kills and is killed.

>primordus
>dumb white christian cismale shitlord
>jorfag
>200IQ satanist LGBTMNOPBBQ+ STRONK handicapable BIPOC

>>527547397
Because he's primal.

>half of northern drizzlewood twice
>did daily mat turn in for ~3g
>get around 2k charr commendations
damn

Mmm balance

>ledditors still crying about firebrands that was nerfed 5 years ago
yikes

What is it that made the Harvesting Glyph finally overtake the Volatile one for homestead gathering?

>>527592182
You mean the Herbalist one?
Probably a matter of demand for the materials shifting

>>527578885
I wish I had saved the psd of this meme for easier edits later

>>527592601
I was going to post about how I see people stopping for every plant node now, myself included. And i'm getting a shitton of mileage out of the item boosters because of it. Thank god I got ahead of the curve with making the backpack legendary prices are insane lately

Just did my first world boss
No fuckin' clue what I was doing but there were a lot of people there and it was kidna fun

>>527601962
Nice! This should help you:
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers

>>527547397
After he kicked his gay brothers ass and littered Drizzlewood Coast with shards of his blood for ruining their family a couple dragon cycles ago he took a vow of silence.

don't talk to me or my daughter (onahole) ever again

>>527611617
her name is Ona Hole?

>>527611859
ew, no
what kind of weirdo names their cum socks

>>527611970
i can't be the only one who does this, right?

I feels so nice to find players with good transmogs
It's always vomit infusions stacking with nigger abyss and eternal ice
Or the all pink retards
Look at this nigga dripped out of his mind, gucci bag and everything

>>527614430
This could do with an infusion

my hobby is finding and judging the most horrible shit fashion of the zerglings while waiting for metas to start

>>527620603
always in awe at how utterly tasteless the majority of players are

>>527620603
At least there are still those with an eye for fashion

crafting bags in black lion chests is a joke

>>527547397
wait till you google who voices jormag

>>527625057
She's a very talented voice actress, but they should really stop scanning her face for every game that needs a black woman, I'm getting fatigued.

>>527614430
basic but well executed breath of fresh air
>>527620603
absolute garbage literally hit random and then made it worse on purpose
>>527620995
tacky tranny garbage theme that every other winged character does
>>527622053
absolute garbage probably thinks xes a comedic genius

>>527625057
Deborah Wilson is based and I'm tired of pretending she's not.
>first black woman I ever fapped to (gold bikini on Mad TV)
>sometimes kinda funny, does decent impressions and good VA
>sold her likeness and jumped on the opportunity to get a cut if her voice is used as an AI baseline, unlike the other retards who are fighting the inevitable and making sure they won't get much work in the future
>isnt actually all that ugly, limp-wristed liberal game devs just want to make her the monkiest monke in vidya when they scan her

>>527613302
what do you name it

>>527631796
nobody jerked it to those bikini pics, please give it a rest Mrs Wilson.

>>527633872
well maybe SHE did

>>527631796
>other retards who are fighting the inevitable and making sure they won't get much work in the future

>industry has dedicated 'union jobs' reserved for union members, non-members need to compete with each other AND union members for the few non-union jobs there are
>union goes on strike, affecting the industry
>industry continues to set aside dedicated union jobs
What's stopping the industry from simply making every VA job non-union? What are they going to do? Go back on strike?

>>527635332
in 5 years or less 90% of voice acting will be done by ai
AND that's a good thing

>>527640446
will be done by *brits
you can already see a lot of companies moving voice recordings out of north america

Does levelling slow down after ~20? Seems to be going really fast.

>>527653187
The majority of all maps and content in the game are level 80 at this point, so the game tries to get you there relatively quickly. IIRC you can do 1-80 in about 10 hours without too much effort

>>527653187
A tiny bit, mostly because maps get bigger and you tend to wander around more. Getting mastery points and xp after is grindier

>>527640446
>AND that's a good thing
true, fuck the voice acting industry. bunch of whiny entitled cunts.

>>527635332
yes, because anet is too cucked to cut the cancer out that is the DEI and edgy alphabet hires.

niggas be looking like this while also having 7 conffeti puke infusions on top

>>527689134
What's wrong with Morrigan?

What's the usual go-to fishing spots?

>>527690290
retard

>>527689134
amazing how you can just tell the person who made this takes estrogen

>>527691050
eh, cosplays tend to not be included in that group: >>527690290. the guy probably made her because she is his waifu or he saw inspiration for a character he likes

>>527691849
tranny cope

>>527690636
Outside of going for titles, I'd probably say
>Kourna (if you can tolerate being in a shithole and the catapaults)
>Straits of Devastation
>Bay of Elon (Amnoon)

>>527691849
nah, it's something about how none of the colors quite fit together
also I tend to immediately assume anyone using Eternity is trans

>>527693735
>I tend to immediately assume anyone using Eternity is trans
That's reasonable

>>527635332
How is voice acting a ''''union'''' anyway? How do you measure good vs bad voice acting? In trade unions you can easily tell good vs bad.

Same goes for those amazon shipping workers and star bucks baristas, why do they think their unskilled labor can form a union?

>>527695351
It's not about skill level, it's about protecting workers from being abused by the company they're working for. The problem with SAG-AFTRA in particular is that it acts more like a mafia than a proper union, they don't give a fuck about the voice actors they're supposed to represent.

guild mm has to be the most ugly motherfucker in this game, zero fashion sense

>>527620603
>>527620995
>>527689134
whats a /gw2g/ approved coomer outfit?

>>527698136
the problem isn't that they're coomer, the problem is that they're plastered in garishly bright primary colors

>>527698136

>>527695351
>>527696112
That doesn't change the fact that AAA companies easily have the budget to throw a wrench into this whole machinery.
>hire a few VA coaches
>bring in a bunch of rando hobby VAs who don't have any qualifications
>offer certificate training programs where you train them from the ground up to be professional VAs, with a certificate at the end that shows you learned something
>in exchange, they have to sign a contract that says they can't join SAG-Aftra specifically
>important detail here: They can't join SAG-aftra, but they are perfectly within their rights to make a new, separate union and join that
>eventually when enough have gone through this program, a 2nd union forms, let's call this one GAS as a hypothetical

>because of union related laws, you HAVE to make X amount of jobs union
>because a 2nd union exists now, you can now make those jobs GAS jobs instead of SAG jobs
>suddenly, SAG can't afford to be whiny cunts all the time because their bargaining power is gone. Whenever they go on strike, you can simply replace any SAG jobs you had coming up with GAS jobs
I've seen corpos do way worse stuff than this and be perfectly fine on a legal level, so I know this is possible.

>>527698568
this. High saturation colors and contrast grab attention, but if the whole look is screaming for attention, then it's just an unsightly mess. Pic related, for the three filtered versions see where your eyes are naturally drawn, and how it's different for each and for one of them there isn't really any clear focal point.

How I'd have approached fashion for this character is to use muted and darker colors for the rest of the outfit, drawing attention to the hair and face.

why do reaper chads always stay winning?

>>527705695
because there wasn't a vindicator present

>>527701793
value only should just be a picture without the rat

>>527701793
What is your opinion on sparkleshit vs darkleshit? Would cooler colors or subdued tones offset the rainbow glitter lightbulb faggotry that's common in gw2 fashion?

>>527709579
Controlling contrast is overall more important than color choice.

>>527710891
That's fair. Also thanks for the pic.

>>527709579
its like the new leggie was made specifically for subspace charr

>>527699921
I want these silky thighs and butt on my face, please.

What does "quiet wealth" look like in GW2?

>>527709579
Nigger, is that your charr on reddit with hundreds of updoots?

>>527721402
Ew, I don't go to reddit.

>>527620995
Some of them really dedicated on their larp, so I won't complain.

>>527620995
>>527722007
why not both?

Welcome to Canth- I mean Jurassic World Evolution 3
https://www.jurassicworldevolution.com/3/buy

>>527722007
DAOC

>>527722458
>jurratsuku paruko

Returning player here. I have a max level warrior and ranger but I wanna swap to elementalist and engineer. Whats the fastest/easiest way to level? I only got the first rwo expansions right now

>>527732882
Adventurer's guide achievements, they give you giant lumps of xp for doing basic shit like dodging attacks or gathering

>>527732882
you shouldve gotten some boosts

>>527732882
the new player achievement collections are lightning fast.
if you've got spare tomes from doing wvw or level 20 birthday scrolls those can be used too
otherwise do map events in your favorite maps. I try to mix in map completion at the same time or else it's just too boring.
XP boosters are nice but they only apply to XP from certain sources so they aren't as required as you might think
I hand leveled a character from 1 to 80 in about 12 hours played doing the above and a few of those hours were spent chatting with guildies

>>527732882
check if you have instant lvl 20/40 boosts from birthdays

>when the CC lands just right
*chefs kiss*

I am so depressed/bored with this game. I don't even know what to do in it anymore. I log in and just stare at the ground for a while and watch my convergence buff/pink food/birthday booster buffs tick down and then log out

>>527614430
r8 me
h8 me
you know you wanna d8 me

>>527745639
early 2000s Korean gothic MMO gf looking ass

>>527745639
L O N D O N

>>527745426
pveasy is DEAD
It's time to come home to WvW bro

>>527745639
Love the Arah top

>>527752214
this
wvw unironically carried me through low to no interest periods
And the long term value is nice

>>527735071
>>527735138
>>527735428
>>527742676
I had some 40 boosts so I'll do the achievements for the rest
Thank you all

>>527745892
this

>do dragon's end for weekly
>compare that decade old meta to basa navos
>mfw

>>527767423
Sorry, dragon's stand.* FUCKING DRAGON METAS MAN

For me its Dragon Sit (on my dick)

Dragon's Sex meta in next mini expansion confirmed

Unpopular opinion most likely but Virtuoso is so boring to play as dps.
Chrono I had a lot of fun with before, good rotation and keeping clones up but now it's just support and healer. Virtuoso I just gather and throw swords, doesn't feel like a challenge to play.
Mesmer is meh, not fun but an okay backup to have for solo.
Talking PvE here and not PvP

>>527772971
i outdps virt as power chrono nothing personel kiddo
anet needs to buff mirage and nerf virt to the curb, virt is basically mesmer's reaper it's boring as shit and embarrassingly easy. virt and reaper players should kill themselves

>>527772971
why did you add your "le unpopular opinion" r*ddit cringe to your post?
did you think it would make your opinion sound more interesting or something?

>>527773756
That's good and I plan to go back to chrono and relearn it because virt is so fucking boring to play.
Skills are uninteresting and has no impact behind them. I know I'm doing dps but it feels more like I'm just pressing buttons but I don't really feel it has an impact on enemies, they just die eventually. Least chrono felt like I could affect the enemies
>>527774169
No, more like people seem to praise virt like it's the coolest thing ever and they're the coolest kid on the block for playing it

>>527774405
It's a well know fact that most eod specs are game version of dei garbage like the writing in that expansion. Specs meant for drooling mongoloids that make up the pveasy playerbase and fagtuoso along with the likes of mechanist and vindicator are prime examples

>>527774405
I've really enjoyed power chrono with gs/spear and sword+dagger/spear, it's satisfying plus the quickness and alacrity sharing traits are a nice trade for dps loss so you can get in end game content groups way easier.

>grand piano chair + decoration
>dragon bash
WE ARE SO BACK

what's good about dragon bash

When are Rangers getting fucking rifles

>>527775527
The hammer throwing you around Hoelbrak mini-game.

When are Thieves getting fucking foci

>>527774693
I don't have any heavy yet just all light and med.
But I know what you mean that the latest is always the best or at least the most explored for builds but if "the latest" is boring it just means the meta is boring.
>>527774943
I did too, it was fun to match clones etc. with cont to affect the field. Why did I try virt when I should've switched back a long time ago. My bad

>>527774693
>mechanist and vindicator
Both solid builds, you're clearly ill (you're a buzzwordtard anyway so that's obvious)

Mechanist autoattack outdamages unload thief now lmao

>>527775753
never because
>muh themes
even though guns are more natural than using a sword or a mace, we werre summoning spirits of fire, and shooting glass arrows and exploding arrows in the first game, but no, making an explosion in a metal tube is unnatural

>>527776415
that's exactly the problem you humongous faggot

>>527776626
kek cope and seethe then tardo
>nooo i mastered 490852346apm shitbuilds that require 3 hands to play and now i'm getting absolutely MOGGED by zerker meCHADnists

I've been playing for a few months now and didn't realize how much money I've gathered by hoarding cooking materials.
I got enough gold to buy the only outfit on sale that matched the eye color of my rat

>>527776607
>>muh themes
I hate this meme so much
Whoever decided this was a thing needs to have his nuts checked

I'm really tempted to grab one of the other expansions because I think I'll kill myself if I have to run Drizzlewood Coast again
Which one to get?

>>527777280
>me in the back trying (and failing) to stop you from buying outfits because individual pieces are superior

>>527778252
What do you mean by "other expansions?" SOTO and JW? In which case, don't get either they're trash, but if you HAVE to, SOTO is probably better for weapon specialization. Spears are only good on a few classes.

>another birb head that is somehow worse than tengu
>piano chair to add yet MORE noise pollution
>shitty "raven" weapons theme
Aw y-yeah... we're so... back...

>>527776808
I swear this is the only game where people whine about rotations being too easy compared to performance
even WoW players aren't that retarded

yea i dont think dragon bash is worth farming. made like 20g in 2 hours knocking out the dailies, got a couple weeklies and one annual. then farming stampedes with a few rounds of the arena in between. and thats during the first day with inflated prices, in a week itll be 5g/hour max. sadge was looking forward to it oh well

>>527782790
The reason being is the playerbase is the most retarded of all MMOs. You can literally plaster across the screen in big letters exactly what needs to be done, even force teleport them to exactly what they need to do, and they'd still fail the objective. And then they'll complain on the forums they have no clue what the fucking mechanics are.

>>527782790
Cata dest lock had a fun rotation tho.
Where they are these days, I don't know as I don't play it anymore

>>527782790
pveasy is harmless game mode where balance doesn't matter but in pvp drooling retard specs like mech have been rightfully nerfed to obvilion

>>527787246
>memorize heckin' epic gigaburst combo
>win every encounter
>still lose because nobody else is playing objectives
every spec is a drooling retard spec in pvp, sweatie

>>527788471
>t. hardstuck at g1

>>527788832
>me gud bcuz me stand in circle
>me gud bcuz me use stun first and then damage
>me am very smart
pvp luddites never fail to amuse me

>tedious busywork
>event edition

gay msura looking for gay msura erp at dragonbash
(EU)

>>527780303
Raven weapons look great imo

>provisioner tokens got changed to 7 purchases per week from 1 purchase a day
Damn. Now I almost need to find something else to do for the alt I have parked at the vendor who sells them for obby shards.

Will gw2 ever have sovl like this again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBMU6Crhm6E

>have 2500g

should i buy new spear leggy or I'm rich, you know. gold title ? i already have the lightning spear skin and gen 1 spear for statswitch

>>527797695
Go make Vision or Aurora

>>527797695
just b urself

>>527798576
im the end game fashion war king

what do we think about futasura?

>>527800159
tits on a bull
asura exist purely as cockholsters

>>527800159
as long as they can get knocked up

tranny coded

>>527804402
yes you are
where do i get that top?

>>527804845
i would have told you if you didn't reply like a faggot, shrug

>>527777280
post puffy burger cuncun

>>527804845
triggered

>>527797078
pvre sovl

>>527804402
What skin and where do I get it?

>>527806275
see: >>527806376

>>527808918
>no u
good one

>>527797695
go gamble and double it

>>527777280
I spent my food supply money on buying ASSes for 4 legendaries, memories of aurene for 3 more legendaries WITH a skin each, and the latter supply is still growing.

>>527797078
For me, its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qs5JmLAElg

>>527777280
C U N N Y

can you make money from dragon bash or is the focus on something else like karma?

>>527819873
It's not amazing money but chests, zhaitaffy, gorbstoppers etc sell decently on the tp.

>>527820849
>gorbstoppers
it's jorbreakers you fucking retard

>POSHW

>>527592182
>>527592601
Is it worth a pickup of one for a homestead box or should I just stick to swapping in a volatile one?

>buy piano
>put on minstrel protocol
>press button
>people waiting for stampede send me gold and complimentary whispers
IM A FRAUD THO

>>527822303
It's time to learn the piano, anon

>>527822397
My mom was a pianist and tried to teach me as a kid but I'm retarded. I can barely do dps rotations my guy, you expect me to learn piano?!

>>527820849
thanks, is there any QoL things (like a gobbler) or achievement based items you should focus on for it?

>>527822546

>>527822546
>press 1
>press 2
>press 3
>press 4
>press 5
>press F2
>repeat pressing F3 F4 and F1 in sequence
its that easy

>>527822303
why do they force the tail in the worst directions for charr animations? swear their tail would be broken bending that hard

>instruments still have huge time delay switching between octaves
>especially when you have to jump across 3-4 sets
what's the point

i wrote my own lute macros ages ago but even with that it's hard to get the sounds out with consistent timing

>>527841932
maybe gw3 instruments will be better

>>527822546
My mom forced me to play piano when I was a kid because she was also a pianist. She hired a very strict Japanese tutor for me, and that tutor bitch would beat the crap out of me if I failed my hanon exercise. This gw2 piano shit gave me ptsd.

Bird helm get!

willbender?
more like willYbender with these FHDs amirite lads

>>527822546
it's just like playing core engineer don't work about it

>willblender
haha speeeeeeeeeen

we still dont have a polymock minigame

>>527859636
If you ain't spinnin' you ain't winnin'.

>do the dragon bash race
>watch people dismount and remount at the first curve because fags cant drift
KEEEEK

>>527745639
cute

>>527776006
I wonder, it'd be nice and would fit the "shadow arts" being somekind of dark magic
My bet would be support weapon to use along scepter

>>527777543
i know, i hate too, thats why we got druid, druid, and, uh, druid again

i will buy the new overpriced trident and i will be happy

>>527868138
it'd be piss easy to drift normally but coming over the hill at full speed you're doing airtime and landing right before the turn or even inside the first checkpoint so it becomes an exceptionally tight drift you need to do

>oh the new shadow fruit node isnt so bad at 25g--
>you have to buy it every day
lol fuck that sorry spooky snake im out

>>527873106
i agree but also skill issue

>>527873972
I'll wait for the cash version, I dont wanna waste materials when i alread have ad

do they really expect to do this stampede bullshit 10 times daily

>>527871923
Well since they're not doing elite specs and everyone thought the caster classes would get land tridents, guess which weapon is a potential selling point next expac?

>>527449031
I can fix you. Be my charr's ratbf.

>>527873106
>it'd be piss easy to drift normally
>but
excuses, excuses

>>527855197
birb bros....

https://files.catbox.moe/o4s9by.mp4

i only go to Hoelbrak during pride month, curious.

>>527873972
you get 2 to 4 each day, they sell for about 8-9g, thats barely enough to break even, youre spending a minimum of 125g assuming you get 4 each day.

arena full of bots already, wew

>>527878816
he didnt fly so good

>>527879008
i would be all for it if it was just a regular node hell make it cost 50g like all the other ones
someones always going to be making the backpack and they could always give it another use
but what was the fucking point of making it stupid like this?

>>527881837
because it provides a minimum value/gold sink for the item along with the mystic runestones

>>527881837
>and they could always give it another use
They probably planned to do that. A new food ingredient for new foods. But everything about this release was a hacked rush job. Map breakers discovered whole sections of the map going unused, Bava Nisos was supposed to be much bigger. The entire point of this expansion restructure was to give the team wiggle room to make the stuff they want to make without wanting to kill themselves and they still can't do it. They did better work on their old system.

>fb jail
>fb jail
>chrono jail
>fb jail
i never get to have fun :(

Soulful loading screen

>>527888270
It's amazing I love it

>>527888270
Did they... you know...

What do you guys put in these? Besides salvage kits and lounge passes

>>527891635
Teleportation items
Gobblers
Infinite salvage tools
You

>>527891635
unidentified gear

>>527892089
this
>doesn't auto salvage
>gathers from all your alts
>conveniently at the top

recently also put the rewinder on it since i'm using it on several parked alts

>>527891635
i've been playing for 13 years and only have 5 of these slots kek

>>527822303
does it work with piano tho ?

>>527894214
Some songs do, yeah, just not perfectly.

>>527878816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8U-aUWW4YY

>>527878883
I too am exceptionally gay for femnorn

>weekly weapon chests cost 10 jorbreakers
>1 jorbreaker is 6g
What the FUCK
Was Lunar New Year and SAB shit being cheap just a fluke?

how much gold per hour can you make with those stampedes?

>>527909128
>day 2 of a 3 week event
>wtf why is it all so expensive

>>527919042
Even when it's cheap in a week, it's still the most expensive event next to Wintersday.

>>527919996
>>527919042
>>527909128
i remember when jorbreakers were only 1g each and the event was new-ish. it was only 20g for holographic dragon wings. glad i don't give such a big shit for these events outside of legendary currency boxes and a crappy little clover once in a while. homestead decos? fuck that, i don't even use my own homestead outside of gathering.

>>527927134
The Inquest will rule the world!

I don't suppose there's a relic/food buff that gives quickness or attack speed or anything, is there
I want to like guardian but being locked into a condi spec for reliable quickness sucks balls

>>527925135
>i remember when jorbreakers were only 1g each and the event was new-ish
I member that too, back when there was nothing to spend it on. Which is why they were so cheap. (That and the inflation wasnt nearly as bad as it was now over a decade ago)

>>527929191
There's Relic of the Cavalier, but it only works in open world where you can frequently use the skyscale engage for 4 applications of quickness (not sure if it has been fixed yet)

>>527927134
psst just hitting print screen ignores that watermark and saves a screenshot to your gw2 screens folder. you can also append the shortcut's target with -bmp to make lossless pics which you'll have to resave as .png before posting

>want to make a raven gargoyle transmog
>its FUCKED
How come the dragon head comes out fine but both bird heads get absolutely wrecked by infusions? ANET I'll never forgive you for this...

>give out free fag wings
>everyone wears them now and its making it look even more like a korean mmo slopfest than normal
big oof

>>527929191
unfortunately, if you want quickness in this game you're stuck with the designated quickness button espec.

>>527946641
no? most classes have decent access to self-quickness through traits
Guardian and Ele just happen to be uniquely terrible in that regard

So guys.
Time for a little story, now that it no longer affects me (too much) if me posting about it messes it up.
I realized that with the release of the backpack, a lot of people seem to have come back and started farming eod resources to sell for gold to buy backpack materials with. Jade Runestones and memories of aurene used to be both 65s not that long ago. Now, runestones are down to 50s and memories are down to 26-28s. ASSes are down half a gold too.
So I used the gold I was making off the backpack builders to buy up all the ASSes I'm going to need for the next 4 aurene legendaries as well as a supply of memories of aurene to make 8 more aurene legendaries WITH a skin for each type. I interrupted my current lego build to spend all my gold on memories, because I've got the feeling they're going to go back up to over 60s over time.
You may ask why 8 aurene legendaries specifically. That's because I only need 8 more until I have all the legendary land weapons covered. Which means I can now never buy another memory again and still craft all of them just fine.

What do you guys think? How long will it take until they climb back up in price?

>>527952631
Once everyone recoups their gold. Cooking is really killing people financially. EoDfags don't know how profitable drizzlewood is right now. Ice shards and slivers go for ~3g and 75s respectively, and all you have to do is get 2500 charr comms for Ash, which isn't that hard to get when you have the major blessing of otter.

>>527954683
>spoiler
The price of those has dropped by more than half already. Still very good though

>>527889406
take turns gaping you... yes

>>527927134
nice quality

>>527954683
Okay, and what do you think about these?
I'm seeing that they're very slowly recovering. What do people even use them for?

>>527957908
Leaving tooth marks in succulent charr buttcheeks

still can't decide if i like revenant or reaper more for playing with greatsword. it's so frustrating. I already ruled every other class after a careful aesthetic consideration.

>>527929191
one day they will do the right thing and remove quickness and make it the new baseline, but until then any non quick spec will feel like clunky dogshit

>>527959527
Just play both.

Janthir of the Wilds was a disaster.

>>527690636
I afk fish in Velia.

>>527720221
permanent hair stylist kit

>>527957908
We make these or similar variants to whatever crafting has and salvage them to ectos

Or material upgrade to t6

>>527959527
>playing reaper

>>527960361
>lowland shores: kino map, but then they decided to not have a meta on it because theyre fucking retarded, making it pointless to visit ever again
>janthir syntri: buggy ass mess, ugly as fuck, uninspired events and a retarded, pointless meta
>mistburn and basa: the worst content ANET has put out possibly ever. will be deader than DRMs and gyala in the next few months
Grim as fuck.

>>527959647
I'd rather they unboon it and make it 100% again

>>527960361
At least
At least it had Stoic Alder

>>527968421
Sorrow doesn't deserve daddy bear

>>527968421
>people complain about unskippable dialogue
>ANET creates a character that speaks incredibly slowly and drags on dialogue scenes even longer than theyd be otherwise
fuck stoic and fuck bearaham aka pokey

so to start aurora I need sentient seed. To get sentient seed I need Gleam of Sentience. To get Gleam of Sentience I need these: Sentient Aberration, Sentient Anomaly, Sentient Oddity, and Sentient Singularity. To get those four things I need to go their individual achievements quest line. Is that correct?

>>527974395
ye

>>527975029
thanks, be back in a year I guess

Why is Claire such a retarded mutt bunny rapist
This ape has 50 inbred retards following him in squad, but all he can achieve is to push smc so his spies can pull our tactics, so later he can push smc after we all are bored with chasing him back to the keep and went to bed.

>pvp in mmo
go play shooters or fighting games

>wvwussy can't handle pveasy pvpeezy

>>527981623
>>527981738
shut up claire you ppt retard you never fight outside of pve

>>527981246
Nobody here knows what the fuck you're talking about dude.

>>527981246
doritos passively enhance map-wide player stupidity

>>527981246
you what

>>527981623
theres no killzone 2 for pc

>>527972401
I wish I could

>>527985079
Cute!

>>527929191
Relic of Rapids: gain quickness and swiftness upon dodge rolling

>>527985079
this sissy into futa?

Dragon Bash has lost its luster now that theres no dragons left to bash.

>>527994263
What if instead of Dragon Bash we celebrated Dragon Smash and the dragon we smashed was Aurene wouldn't that be funny haha

>>527983701
who is this cutie

.....

>>527961882
thanks

what to spend taffy on

>smash piñatas with piñata hammer
>jumping and double jumping all over hoelbrek
>get gold
>feel weird not being able to do out outside of the event
That needs to be the next mount

Gonna be gone for a while gw2g, please keep the jeets and the schizos from overrunning the place in my absence. Appreciate you k bye

>>528012816
hope you die

>>527999990
I know what you mean
I wish they had at least made their asses a bit rounder but they seem to be golem shaped

I'm just not going to claim those free faggot wings

>>528017883
But you can dye those to the color of islam

>>528012816
Have fun, see you later and take care of moo deng.

>>528012816
Good idea, personally I've been enjoying eve online of all things lately

I've been switching between Factorio, HD2 and Stellar Blade when I am not playing GW2. Still post here for the bants thougheverbeit.

alright broskis I think I sorted my guardian issue from yesterday
all it took was
>switch to radiance for the extra crit chance
>switch to dragon's/diviner's for 50% boon duration
>jade protocols
>slap Feel My Wath on cooldown

asuras are so damn adorable and with mini tonic they are even more cute and they run so funny

>>528049159

asura are fucking hideous and should be turned into Sylvari mulch (excrement)

asurans into mount maelstrom

apple flavoured chewing gum is so good

wtf is THIS?

>>528071026
An ethnic grandma

>>528071026
appealing to the (((Modern Audience)))

>>528071026
No self-respecting soldier would do that to themselves.

>>528071026
I'd still fuck her. Maybe a healthy dose of human cock would straighten out her life choices.

sometimes I want to go back to SWTOR but I resist because I remember there are only 10 people left in each server and nothing left to do

>>528081427
Reinstall, play the date quest with your waifu, and uninstall again

mmmnyes waifus

>>528083317
good idea. Jaesa my beloved, daddy's coming home

I want to play Guild Wars 2.

I want to make a female Charr.

Is there a class where I can beat the shit out of things, akin to a monk?

What servers are the most social? Is PvP good?

>>528091431
>What servers are the most social?
severs don't matter for RP or ERP. Open world is all merged together. Structured PvP is also merged together.

>Is PvP good?
structured pvp is good
world vs world is a zergfest and not very fun, but people who like pvp but aren't good at pvp end up enjoying WvW more than sPvP

>Is there a class where I can beat the shit out of things, akin to a monk?
several classes have "physical" skills that involve this sort of things, depending on the flavor you like, but you probably want Guardian. The willbender specialization is easy mode for pvp and gets a variety of punches and kicks

>balance patch next week
Fuck me I'm ready for casting back-to-back meteor showers.

>>528004252
jorbreakers and basically free top tier foods especially the condition one

>>528071026
Actually cool Original Character inspired by general voodoo or Maman Brigitte specifically

>>528081427
Playing base game class stories is fun, it's like a mini mass effect.

>>528096609
I just want specter to properly fulfill the role anet took away.

New player here and I wanted to try the pvp
What would be the best crowd control build? Preferably tanky but mostly just concerned with putting out a lot of CC.

>>528096609
you can already do that right now

>>528114153
i'm not a pvpfag but iirc mesmer and thief has some CC options.

Is there even a female sylvari body type, that has a nice rack without being fat?

>>528096609
>in the mean time, FIRE ALARM!

>>528114153
I hate you already, leave and kys faggot

>>528114153
mace shield berserker has tons of cc and a lot of ways to avoid taking damage but no damage output. it's a good build to make sure no one else is having fun

>they didn't add the JW commander to dragon bash
Soulless

>fight some roamers in our third of ebg
>nothing but bunkers, some in minstrels
>go look for fights elsewhere
>chudbender with a minstrel druid on his dick
WvW is so fun! I'm so glad anet decided to put healers into the game for fucking raidniggers!

>>528050329
Not in the frame but this femsura is running away from malesura cause she only wants to crossbreed with human

>>528073516
...
>>528103263
thank you...

>>528133317
Why aren't you in my basement

>healchads making "roamers" (aka 10v1 ganking faggots with no skill) seethe
based

I can finally quit this game

>>528138392
>not 420 BLAZE IT
no, you can not

>>528124917
retired cat mom coomander and her bear husband

post for femcharr friday

>>528125793
does she eat fhd ass?

>>528096609
biggest winners and biggest losers this patch? I need content creators to tell me

male human, female norn, or a second male charr for a revenant?

>>528153907
always max tall femnorn

>>528153907
male charr every time or you aren't gay

>>528153907
Female Human always

>>528153907
who stops at only 2 charr?

>>528116970
>>528119237
Ty!
I'll try give those a try
What about healers? I'd also like to have a character for healing. Whats the best one in terms of raw healing output and survivability?

>>528153907
max height femnorn schizo gf to protect you from Jennah's glowniggers (the invisible mesmer squad that keep following you around)

>>528161660
The Invisible Mesmer Niggas don't exist and you can't join them anyway! >:C

I am King Terry the Terrible

The Shining Blade will be executed with a charrzooka gun, the fist of God

Mesmers aren't real. Stop spreading disinformation to discredit the krytan throne.

sweating my balls off major swamp ass right now global warming should be fucking top prio for the world right now i can see fucking heat waves coming out my room when i open the door to go back in THIS IS FUCKED how do i game like this ffs

>>528096609
scepter revamp will restore chudbenders to glory

>>528174651
I assume you have broken air conditioning?

>>528174651
I live in Florida and had to spend $500 on a portable AC.

>>528174651
i'm glad thst a guild faggot is suffering

>>528174651
Get your AC fixed and put some box fans in the windows so there's some airflow.

>>528147842
this

>>528174651
Open those windows, buy one or more fans

I HATE SHADOW FRUITS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>528204484
its just 5-10 days max to reach enough for the leggy stop being dramatic

>>528204484
You are using a bounty sickle right?

>>528204484
With current buy order prices you break even bro

>>528206692
>You are using a bounty sickle right?
its not a typical harvesting node, it has no effect on it as far as i can actually tell. and i say this as someone who tried testing it and getting a harvest of 4 four times in a row.

Anet were fully aware of how little the glacial shard dropped when they designed the legendary. Fact

>have a solid lead in the dragon bash race
>get to the moa race portion
>moas have collision (possibly due to player shenanigans)
Thank god the placement in the race doesnt matter, but the ways anet's game continues to break down never surprises me.

>>528225120
>never CEASES* to surprise me

>>528151512
winners: tempest, vindicator, berserker, mechanist, scourge
losers: people that shit their pants whenever mechanist does well

>>528225120
how maintain such good speed with barely drifting

>>528225120
I always knew those things couldn't be real birds. They're krytan agents set to observe and obstruct when necessary

>dragons stand as the weekly meta
>feeling a little devilish
>intentionally pull the leggy wyvern into mid camp
>let_the_bodies_hit_the_floor.mp3 starts playing
The claim asura are a psychotic race is antisuratism never forget the golem uprising that claimed a hex million asuran lives

>>528223527
All legendaries are designed to be ~$100 worth of gold.

>Illusionary Ambush: You shadowstep to a random point around your target.
>shadowsteps you into the dead center of an unevadable one-shot attack
T-thanks....

>>528205965
>2500 gold
I'd be better off GAMBLING for 5-10 DAYS
>>528206692
doesn't work
>>528207980
LIAR IT'S WORSE THAN RAW BUYING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>528229578
>5-10 days
>2500 gold
wtf kind of calculator are you using

>>528229801
MY ASS

>>528232202
its like 250g max if your luck is complete ass
probably less
sellers are gambling on your luck being ass and also everyone is trying to make it right now
a commander tag costs more

>>528234454
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DO NOT ACCOST ME WITH YOUR FACTS AND LOGIC I'M STILL MAD ABOUT THE MEAT

>>528235321
i can reliably farm meats by killing the basic ambient creatures you'd expect to drop meat
for me its the poultry
drop rate feels bugged compared to meat

>>528235713
i get like 1 or 2 every 15 kills, the only issue is mob density

>>528204484
>pveasy faggots suffering
thank you based gaynet

>>528235713
You ever wonder why Eparch decided to go slaughter a bunch of centaurs for food and get yeeted out of Tyria when he could have just went for a pack of wild goats or rams that are fucking everywhere in the world?

>>528236770
yeah same but compared to meats ill have like 8-9 to my 1-2 poultry
feels bad
>>528236945
isgarren did nothing wrong

>>528236945
>eparch killed a bunch of centaurs and ate their flesh for sustenance
>gets deported from Tyria
>caithe genocides centaurs because faolain told her to
>becomes stepmom to dragon jesus Aurene
oh how quickly we forget. fucking hate the mary sue race

>>528237546
You're probably also getting eggs. Moas, raptors, and other winged critters share their poultry pool with eggs and such. It's diluted compared to meat mobs that only drop meat so you're seeing less poultry.

>>528237909
Unlike Eparch Caithe is cute so I forgive her

>imagine being completely oblivious about a dragon you hatched making your pp hard in just a few years

>>528237909
>Isgarren brought Eparch back to the Wizard's Tower where he started to teach him about Tyria, eventually giving him the possibility to join the Wizard's Court. During his studies, Eparch unintentionally starved himself. He attempted to explain his worries and the deep hunger he felt to Isgarren, but the wizard dismissed them.[3] Overwhelmed by his hunger, Eparch eventually snapped. He killed a entire village of centaurs and fed on their corpses. This terrified Isgarren, who ultimately denied Eparch entry to the court's ranks and banished him back to Nayos.[4]

Yeah, that sounds like Isgarren.

>>528239202
A few years? I was rock solid from the start.

Hey you. Yeah you. The femcharr waiting for Megadestroyer to spawn.

I'm jerking it your character and you can't stop me.

>>528174054
Mesmers are too gay to be real.

>>528245052
wtf

>>528225120
you missed every opportuniy to drift the turns you don't deserve to win

>>528228123
you could have distorted
skill issue

>>528254813
>sacrificing velocity drifting turns you dont need to
Theres only one turn you need to drift in that race and none of those were it

>>528245052
ick

>>528245052
i want to bury my face in femcharr ass

>>528254948
>you could have distorted

>>528254948
the only countermeasure to orange skull circles is not being in them. it hits through evades and blocks

>Deadeye in team
>Doesn't play sides and just follows everyone and teamfights
I hate people so much

>>528294719
>just wanna get my pvp event done
>join with a pve deadeye build
>nearly no stealth
>team mates start flaming me when i don't dive the enemy team camping our graveyard and wait for them to revive for a proper fight instead
Get fucked minigame fags

>>528295457
Stay out of PvP if you don't intend to PvP retard

>>528296975
>muh metaaaa
Your game mode will stay dead if you won't take new blood. Personally I'm happy to have shitters to destroy in PvP, but I guess a shitter looking to get carried by his team wouldn't understand.

>>528295457
What PvP event...?

>>528303445
One of the weekly events, it's not like it happened just now, it was a while ago

what if gw3 is playable human only

>>528307731
sounds like an improvement over gw2 and all the redditcucks would mald over this
win / win

>>528307731
>anet loses most of the rich furry bucks
probably will never happen

Give Tengu, Skritt, and Kodan for more $furbux$

>snake race never ever because krait are written as inherently evil and forgotten are fucking dead
Are nagas my only hope?

so what do you homosexual dead reddit game subredditors think of chrono odyssey?

>>528317425
Nothing because it looks like a NeiRllar Blade clone and both are like a 7/10.

>>528325925
it's more like a weird korean(/boo?) version of jew world except it's in unstraight troongine so it runs like absolute dog ass and the combat is as boring as new world although maybe potentially with a smidge more depth to it

>>528314880
You never know (in gw3)

>>528307731
would be good desu, or do tortanic route and just have different heads and same body for all races

I know Mechanist is the lazy shit class, but god it tickles my brain when my Charr yells out "ROCKET FIST!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4tdlqDySOc

>>528314880
you think that's why it happened? are you retarded?
it never happened because it would have been too muich fucking work for devs

>>528330568
I'm talking about GW3 obviously

>>528334220
>just have different heads and same body for all races
really glad i missed out on that.

>>528307731
never gonna happen, they'd go bankrupt

>>528317425
>kakao games with their horrible track record
>goyslop engine 5
find some better bait, homosexual redditboy

>>528346793
you do realize that troon wars 3 is going to be in goyslop troongine 5, right?

>>528347089
that game will never exist and im never going to install anything made in that digusting vomit-inducting garbage engine praised subhuman pieces of shit that need to get roped

>>528347305
well at least you're not a total gay, despite playing the literal gayest ass reddit ass furry ass game ever made

>everyone shitting on UE5
>no reason is ever posted

>>528352851
(You) don't deserve to know

>>528352851
the reasons have been posted to death, you're a fucking newfag for not ever having seen them, and for being an epig megagays shill, fuck off, tencent timmy

Thinking of playing again after several years away. My main was a Thief. Are they still shit?

>>528353606
>>528355825
So literally no reason. Gotcha.

>>528356483
yes and no
thief can do good pve damage
thief can do good pvp things
thief can be annoying and useless in wvw by "roaming"
but thief also sucks at the same time

>>528352851
yes anon we know
unreal doesn't have to look shit
unreal can be optimized too
but every dev makes blurry mess with it
that gets 5 to 7 frame per second
and needs a nasa super computer to generate fake fps

UE5 was a godsend for game studios, gamers now blame everything on the engine instead of the dev's incompetence.

>>528361882
it doesn't matter the dev, unstraight troongine is inherently shit from the ground up, timmy tencent is a chink agent

>>528363586
Yes it does, there's a shit ton of games using other engines that are just as poorly optimized as your average UE5 game because devs are rushed to ship their games early. Meanwhile devs like Embark show that games using UE5 can run perfectly fine.

Don't forget to spam the dragon bash arena tomorrow to max out your festival weekly points being it'll reset on monday. 6 bosses in the arena, 5 points per boss, 30 points total for each full arena clear.

>>528239358
>Be Eparch
>Run away from the spooky jungle dragon
>Found favor with one of the most powerful people in Tyria
>"Isgarren I'm hungies"
>"The fuck? Oh yeah, sure. Take care of yourself bro. Don't worry when I make you a wizard you won't even need to eat anymore."
>"Hmmmmm... should I feast on the abundant wildlife and indulge in the fine cuisine of this vast lush world that even the most sissy faggot couldn't find fault with... or should I feast on the sapient horse people?
>"Those horse people are looking mighty tasty..."
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK I WAS HUNGRY ISGARREN WHY ARE YOU BANISHING ME FROM TYRIA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Eparch failed his morality check. When even the repentant murder satan, the race that exterminated his own passes the morality check and you don't, you fucked up. Isgarren did nothing wrong.

>>528369795
Oh I'll be spamming bash on a dragon alright.

>>528307731
ANet should cut down on races but it will never happen. They will always be burdened with the current races and the expectation of adding at least one more.

HOPE collection fun

>>528381274
As someone who went through it, I pray you endure. It certainly is a long one, but that's all the more reason to see it through, since most cant or wont

>>528254948
>New player trying to feel superior to other
Every time

>>528307731
They just need to improve asurasses, for sure they won't remove races in this hypothetical game

>>528334220
You mean like ff14

>>528307731
Everyone should be male human warrior desu. I will allow players create FHDs, but only if male characters can rape them indiscriminately.

You rather want CryEngine then?

they shoul do gw2 with rpg maker

Just did Dry Top and Silverwastes Story for achievements, holy shit OG GW2 pre gay shit was so full of soul, goddamnit new "expansions" are so dogshit its unbelievable.

>>528384876
>LW2
>pre gay shit

>>528369868
>orrax just wants to eat tyrian cuisine

So, the backpiece is the good version of eparch?

where's our fat ass salad
i would really love to continue my weekly cumshot streak

>>528392018
all salads got eaten, no more salad sunday

ngl I feel like I want fastload but I don't know if their client will conflict with my gw2radial and arcdps

>>528392556
I have all of these installed.

>>528381274
I just finished it 2 weeks ago. It wasn’t as bad Chuka and Champawat. The annoying part was having to do Dragon’s Stand 3 fucking times at the end

>>528399278
>It wasn’t as bad Chuka and Champawat
damn, i will have to do that one two even if i dont like the skin that much

How are gen2 lege compared to vision/ aurora collections ?

>>528366581
no there aren't, becuase unstraight bloatginenis fucking massively bloated to fucking hell and back and it's actual code is absolute fucking dogshit made by retarded jeets prompting gay eye to write it for them

>>528403186
I think Dreamer looks retarded and don’t like any of the Aurene weapons, so Chuka was the obvious choice for me
The part with grub larvae in in Tangled Depths took forever since it was bugged and I had to email Anet personally about it

>>528406925
you are going to go through a LOT of mithril and elder wood

gw3 would be much better on unreal engine 5 than its current engine tbdesu

>>528392018
oh no anon ! you desperately need an emergency salad now !

donut clik spoiler 3lewd5u

>>528438805
I think I'll have a salad tonight

>>528384876
I think I started to hate the game with season 2. Isn't that the one that started these retarded story-exclusive achievements? I had to repeat these dogshit quests so many times. They never updated them and made you replay the entire part if you missed something. I hate this company so much for adding this time-wasting garbage to the game. Gone were the skippable NPC dialogues, too, so you were tortured with longwinded monologues. i was so fucking done with voldremoth and jungle crap by the end of it but then came heart of thorns.

>>528443648
>achievements aren't fun to do
>achievements don't give good rewards
>force yourself to do them anyway

>>528428280
Revert back to the GW1 SOVL engine

>>528445639
technically mystic forge stones are good from those (since its really the only way to get them without paypigging)

>>528445679
>MOX
negative soul
>henchies
positive soul

>gw1 AI
basic
>gw2 AI
terrible

Speaking of the early story. Why did people hate Trahearne he was like my mesmer's best friend

>>528458249
>why did people hate
I don't care what people feel or think, faggot
Trahearne is my nigga

>>528458249
if you didn't play salad he came out of nowhere to steal the spotlight.
also they had to redo some of his original voice lines so you are not getting the og experience of the most dullest npc ever created

GW3 would be the best Guild Wars game if it didn't have humans

>Boring race
>First 10 years of GW3's development would just be catching up to all of the boring human shit from GW1 and GW2, all while mixing in the other races to not put the player to sleep
>Just short norns with no sexy tattoos
>Woke'd up by TrannyNet
>Not even from Tyria, will never see their original world and even if we do, it'll probably just be a copy of Tyria + religion
>Culture has dumb jewish shit like Ashkelon (Ascalon) and other uninspired real life references all over it, the woke shit is more original
>Best technology ever invented is gaudy and doesn't fit them at all (Watchknights) which they never used again in the story, only made for Scarlet to take over
>Best aspect of their culture, religion, wittling down gods to "mist travelers" that you can kill
>Ascalon whites conquered the Krytan swampy browns out of existence and terraformed the region from a swamp to looking like North Dakota
>Every GW3 human map would just be North Dakota for Krytans/Ascalonians, Cyber Punk for Canthans, or desert Detroit for Elonians
>The only brown left in Kryta is a white barbie dyed drown (Queen Jennah)
>Can't make a male human without looking like a faggy chad or chuddy ken
>Canthans are just asura-humans because otherwise they'd be just as boring as the rest of the other humans
>Most human players' brains so rotted by anime and hentai that a blue haired barbie doll with pink lips and a 1 million yard stare passes as Miku Hatsune or w/e
I'd rather have playable dwarves, honestly

>>528391587
Not everything from the mists is outright evil and retarded. Just a majority.

Tybalt was the best side character, desu

>>528462113
>Tybalt Redditpaw

>>528463981
>well made characters are reddit

>>528462113

>>528462113
>he fell for the r*ddit bait character

>>528435007
glazed
thank you for your service

>LE REDDIT
>can't name a single better character in gw2

>>528471721
Malice

>>528471772
>when the depth of your lore knowledge is only one mini expansion deep
The only character that can actually apply to this game is Rytlock, and even he has been neutered these past few years. Logan stocks have been rising lately if the Pact actually gets to see some attention in the coming content

>>528450973
I liked all the henchies getting together and bantering after you finished the campaign. It was pretty funny how hard the end was too compared to GW2's "press 2 on the cannon".

>>528471721
I can name every charr character I ever met, because they are the only thing that needs to be remembered forever about this game.

>finish dragonstorm
>get a face full of fhd fhv
>and also a 16g drop
today was a good day

>>528476380
ney he he heee

>>528476380
It's not always about the money, spiderman...

>copy-paste model from dragonstorm
>instead of moving the hands so they actually grab the mountain they left them as is
probably because of some spaghetti code shit knowing them, but god damn it looks bad. Abaddon larpin ass over here

>>528476380
*snifffff*

>>528477404
wait a minute they gave Jormag anthro hands??? holy fuck no wonder it looks awkward as shit, Jormag has opposable thumbs.

>>528477625
probably an existing asset from some enemy, so they wouldn't have to rig and animate much

>>528476673
why her head so flat?

>>528476852
This guy is the exact opposite of sparklesluts and somehow just as noxious.

>>528399278
What do you mean as bad? The steps you have to make are pretty enjoyful having to track and hunt the tigers and take care of the cubs

>>528435007
You should post your fhd instead...I used to cum daily to her

>>528474096
I bet Mantra of Flame carried you there, especially if you were touching the titans.

gw3 when?

>>528507368
2029

>>528435007
>>528502553
I am intrigued and ready to be be promoted for daily semen harvest

>>528507368
WW3 comes first and is major inspiration for the gw3 that will never happen.

>>528503904
Yeah I picked it after getting my entire party nuked in 1 second, but it turned out I was never even supposed to pull that pack anyways, so I probably could've done without it.

Which race deals with the heat the best?
Cause I'm melting my balls (mcharr)

>>528531834
Asura, technology and caves

>>528531834
[&BqLWAAA=][&BqLWAAA=][&BqLWAAA=]

>>528531834
How could a mcharr commander make it so long on the Elonian desert? Sand everywhere plus dying of heat with clothes on top of your fur.

>>528534718
As opposed to a femcharr commander?

>>528536168
Cmon get with the program, we only talk about charr balls here.

Friendly reminder: all femcharr into the basement. Dissidence will not be tolerated.

>>528541623
imagine the weight of a full grown male charr's nutsack.

>>528531834
>charr
overheating, probably doesn't sweats, drinking and soaking in water constantly
>sylvari
shade and water or wilt
>human
sweating balls off and probably complaining about it the whole time
>norn
immediate heat stroke
>asura
likely using a magitech heat shield

Half of the Aurora collections is just sitting around waiting for events to spawn very engaging

>>528546687
whore your FHD out while you wait

>>528541835
ok ok, you are awfully persuasive, I will be jerking off to snowskau charrs before bed again, geez

>>528523120
If you want some more punishment, you can go back to Droks, kneel at the Glint statue, and enjoy getting rekt by more titans.

>>528545412
It's canon, they don't sweat.

>>528555441
noooo, my dream of sweaty charr thighs is ruined

>>528555617
now all you have are well-brushed charr thighs

every time i log in, i cum at bare minimum once to my fhd
thos endgame has not changed all these years

>>528462113
redditybalt §øÿpaw

>>528564047
I don't understand all the fhd coomers. You can google big boob and get 5 billion results and not poor quality player character models.

Charr fuggers aren't so lucky, where else are they gonna play charr?

>>528536168
femcharr cummander

Femcharr using me as a urinal

>letting femcharr claim you
>not claiming femcharr

>>528564990
>ÿ
I wish our alphabet had smileys too

do FHDs canonically go to meatoberfest?

>>528601239
Excuse me sir, this isn't /v/

Bees are disappearing at alarming rates due to a combination of factors, including pesticides, habitat loss, climate change, and diseases and parasites. This decline poses a serious threat to food production and the overall health of ecosystems.
Here's a more detailed look at the problem:
1. Pesticides:
Some pesticides, especially neonicotinoids, can have a detrimental effect on bees, causing disorientation, reduced fertility, and even death.
Even low doses of pesticides can impact bees, making it difficult for them to find their way back to the hive.
2. Habitat Loss:
Urbanization and agriculture have led to a significant loss of bee habitat, reducing the availability of food sources and nesting sites.
Monoculture farming, where only one type of crop is grown, further limits the diversity of food available for bees.
3. Climate Change:
Climate change can disrupt the timing of flowering, making it difficult for bees to find food when they need it.
Changing weather patterns can also impact the availability of nesting sites.
4. Diseases and Parasites:
Parasites like the Varroa mite weaken bees' immune systems and can spread viruses, contributing to colony collapse.
Bees are also susceptible to various diseases, including American Foulbrood and Deformed Wing Virus.
Impact of Bee Decline:
Bees play a crucial role in pollinating crops, which is essential for food production.
If bee populations continue to decline, it could lead to lower crop yields, higher food prices, and disruptions to the global food supply.
The decline of bees also impacts the health of ecosystems, as many plants rely on pollinators like bees for reproduction

>>528603548
I can't beelieve this

>>528603548
just a tad bit sus if you know this much about bees other than they touch flowers and sting. are you a lowland kodan, or are you a secret beekeeper?

>>528601485
That doesn't stop /v/ from in/v/ading

>have a sm0l bee farm
>surround it with durable nectaring flowers
>surround flowers with "Trespassers will be shot and fed to the flowers"
>bees
>honey
Beelieve it!

>>528606228
>are you a secret beekeeper?
I'm a beekeeper yes

these dragon coffers better to sell or open?

>>528614689
I sold mine.

i will always play body type b in videogames
always
i love wobody type b

>>528546687
i finished it

>>528564047
disgusting atleast pick femcharr you cretin

>>528509031
Post fhd to recieve daily cumshots

>festival reward is more gay wings
nah, i won't

>>527928980
What back is that?

>>528626528
well you can barely see it in the screenshot but it's https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Hazard_Response_Pack_Skin

>>528627261
Hm my brain must be reading something wrong then. I see the inquest mk 2 sword and sab powered shoulders, what are these parts from though?

>>528627876
those are the mechanist gloves https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/CJ-1_Command_Sleeves
most is dyed black and bright red so it kinda blends together from that angle and in those lighting conditions

>>528628456
oh i see
thanks

>>528564047
Very based
Very cool

>>528614689
Look at the drop rate stats in the wiki.
Not a single person ever got the super rare drops out of 27k opened bags

start playing virt and this happens hm

>>528630616
fuggg

I need to make a character called "I Never Tip" for weekly vault jumping puzzle teleports

Hope the black lion chest and black lion weapons rotate today. Sick of the dye as the guaranteed item and the everbloom weapons need to fucking go.
>>528636228
kek based

>>528637428
wasn't the rotation just recent?
the one before was even worse, you got an exotic weapon bag instead of a dye canister

>>528638272
Yeah, I think it rotated with the absolution patch. I still want it to change lol.

>>528637428
same....

>>528637428
aye

>>528641779
Very nice
I've only got ten right now but plenty of gems if something good drops

guardian scepter VVILL be fixed today!

>want to get water skin for my lego
>nobody does soo wong anymore
dead game

>>528651298
>nobody does soo wong anymore
based fuck end of trannies

>>528651298
troon wong was getting wrecked around the clock for two weeks during the 'return to' event recently
bad timing

where patch?

new bikini just dropped
it's... really good

>>528653394
its fucking terrible on charr

>>528654352
and that makes me so happy :)

>>528653394
at last we have confirmation that troonmander shaves xer pubes

>>528654352
Its not too bad, but you have to buy the entire pack to make it work

>>528655225
one handed gaming in full effect

>>528655225
people still mod gw2?
or is this an upcoming leak

im gonna pig out on goonsuit

>>528656919
a screenshot taken few minutes ago

>wanna get new bikini
>don't have enough gold
>don't want to swipe
>don't want to sell every item in my inventory
>...yet

>already bought bikini
>but there's a new one
Yes, I WILL buy that one too.
For once I truly understand "voting with your wallet"

>>528657032
>>528657070
it's less than 500g you bums

when patch

>>528657070
I feel like new top is better, but old bottom might be still better

>>528657312
already happened

>>528509031

>>528657323
no way, the new bottom shows way more skin

>>528657554
we vindictus now

I live the hip strings that show under the shorts on asura very hot and erotic

Should I keep subspace headflower chat?

>>528657596
what's the backside of it look like? full on thong?

>>528659010
unfortunately no, shows bit more cheeks but no asscraks

>>528659010
new vs old

>>528659736
cant wait for next year...

>>528659736
>>528660051
we'll get there bros...

new blc helmet

>qheal harbinger is kind of shit
reeeee

>>528659736
Holy pooba this bodes well for GW3

>>528660424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmUfc7PpOco

new shorts are cute!
visible strap

>>528660958
>potato graphics for slutgear
smhmdh

My eyes are up here.

>>528661726
>she says kneeling

>>528657257
I only have 72g
I haven't been playing that long

>>528661726
Not a single complain, the coomer content is very acceptable.

>>528660424
Spent all my fucking keys trying to get this shit DOGSHIT GAY M

>>528662832
Can you keep the top but switch the bottom with the bikini? This is a very important question

>>528659736
I liked seeing the coomanders stinky sweaty crack

>>528662990
yes those are all separate items

>>528662990
yes you can my fellow goontard

>>528661726
I cant help but it up. They even improved the shades on that one

>>528661606
potato species, potato graphics

The male version of the top is pretty lame.

Hardly a beach here

>>528665384
hnnggg

>>528665384
Hot

>>528662990
Here's the proof >>528665384

i res male asuras

>>528665384
SEXUAL

>>528665384
One bitch though

>>528658872
It's a yes from me.

>>528661726
sure thing babe, now open that mouth

>>528659736
>>528665384
Anet cooked
Finna swipe

>>528668790
Awesome, thanks!

>>528662832
so sexy

>be ele
>play fire
>after many years anet kills fire
PP is shit now
the trait replacing ashes is mega shit
way to go anet, you fucking retards

People used to put effort into posting bait.

>>528671904
wow they raped glyph of ele power

>>528671904
ahaha holy shit
i see what you're doing there bro
i get it

>>528673374
glyph is fine. its a far more serviceable stunbreak

>>528673857
?
I test in wvw
Fire/x/cata can get to 11~ stacks with fire sphere
fire/x/cata with mistburn relic can get to 15~ stacks with fire sphere
fire/arcane/cata with mistburn can get to 20-25 stacks with fire sphere

they ruined my boy
playing fucking water is probably a better option than fire now

>>528660424
>release neat looking helmet
>slather it with godawful particle effects
every fucking time

ahahaha fucking hell ahaha
fire eles are fucking GODS now
this is gonna get nerfed so bad holy shit

>>528674379
>larping

>Arcane Echo cooldown is 15s + weapon skill cooldown
Shit kinda blows ngl.

>>528674462
lmao i get it dude, you don't want to share your candy

either that or you're ACTUALLY fucking retarded, but no way anyone is that dumb

>>528671904
PP is literally unchanged for condi builds unless you desperately relied on its might generation for some reason
and even then it's probably even better now because you don't lose all your might once you switch out of fire

>>528674769
>condi builds
retard alert
>you don't lose all your might once you switch out of fire
you got to 25 might pre nerf, you lose 10 to flame expulsion and are left with 15
now you go into fire, get 15 might and thats it

damn the only downside is this makes spear way less desirable, which is a shame cause i really liked etchings

>>528675735
>spear with fire
mental damage

>>528676184
kek, you're a fucking idiot

>>528676440
>no u
lol
lmao

>it's another "2 retards arguing with each other" episode

>>528674680
>get told its a weapon skill version of mimic
>be disappointed when its a weapon skill version of mimic
Its actually better than mimic because its instant cast so you can use it in the middle of skills unlike mimic

>>528674680
It was obviously going to suck. When you have 16 weapon skill cooldowns blowing a whole utility slot to get just 1 of them twice is obviously worthless.

reminder we already had a skill that let you cast all your weapon skills twice https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Elemental_Celerity

>>528678297
That's why I was hoping the base cooldown wasn't that high, it's not nearly as useful as Mimic is.

I need jade tech bikini for my rat

GOD FHD TITS LOOK SO GOOD IN THE NEW BIKINI
i i wish they was an emote where we could flash those nips

>>528680630
kek based

holy shit you better swipe for this
I have never bought a hundo's worth of gems but I just fucking did without hesitation

>>528674227
for real
we have so few good looking helmets

so what's good for spectre now that it has the same pips as every other spec?
still s/d?

chudbender is fucking PVMPING with the new scepter and focus
and with the new slutwear of course

>>528682736
>new scepter
why would you use scepter on chudbender

>>528682825
so I can actually land hits when trashcan negromancer etc run away from me, and it has a really good root and cleave

>>528682736
and yet
>every shitblender
>teleport in
>spinny spin
>enemy alive
>RF and run away like a bitch

guys what class should i play for wvw now? I'm kinda lost

>can't wallrun afk anymore
>setups lightning reflexes on autocast
i'm sorry anet, but i will afk whenever i want and you can't do nothing to stop me

>>528683683
i just reported this post to Roy

>>528682736
pumpy wumpy deep sexs with female willy benders

>>528682736
fucking sex

mini moose

>>528685752
oh wise mini moose
what should i main in wvw now?

why did it take anet this long for coomer skins? anet used to be so sensitive to show anything on female and even male characters, the old outfits are basically hijabs.

>>528686102
maybe the most spiteful troon devs got transferred to gw3?

fun fact

the buoyant chestpiece makes femcharr topless

Oh COME ON, this new swimsuit is clearly much lewder than the first one

I guess I have to buy again

>>528687275
ADVERTISER GET DOWN!!

>>528687275
flattie pattie!

>>528687364
Yeah, it is definitely skimpier and it seems to be more polished overall. It's a ball drainer for sure.

>>528685752
Up to no good as usual

I didn't have 11/10 coomer gear on my bingo card for this patch
you win this round gaynet

>>528688272
the old one was literally made in 2012 so no shit the new one is more polished

Inferno is gonna get hotfix nerfed super hard lmao
they did not math this out one bit

>>528689643
With some of the slop they push out it isn't a given that something made in current year would look any better, so I felt it was noteworthy

>>528679217
>specialization: catalyst
>90 second cooldown

>>528688272
i do appreciate that they make it lewd but in the right ways, not just giving you a plain bra and panties
they love emphasizing the bodies of fhds and it drains my balls so hard

>>528691990
I just hope the concept art leaks because you know it was 10x lewder than whatade it into the game

>>528683683
>can't wallrun afk anymore
why

>>528689956
What kind of dps can you get with it?

Haven't played in about a year, how's the state of the game?
JW any good? Did some of the cancer in Soto ever get fixed or changed?
How are spears? Are they meta for every class like soto weapons?
Tempted to get back into the game for whatever reason
>>528683683
Extremely cute Arue

>>528699935
jw is about as trash as soto was

>>528699935
>Extremely cute Arue
I-I... Thank you... This is strange. Usually people don't recognize me. I don't know if I am happy or flattered.

>>528700074
Damn that fucking sucks, was hoping it wouldn't be the same as before
>>528704189
People must just not have played pathfinder I suppose, she's probably one of the best rpg companions in the past decade
recognised her instantly and she looks very faithful

>>528708381
They DID have an improved braham and better writing. But they did Liver and Anus a dirty by making them grilbosses who don't listen to nobody.

>>528708381
She is the best, not probably. I adore her... She has been my heroine and role model since she appeared in Demon's Heresy for the first time back in 2016. I love Owlcat representation of her, even when missing thet confidence she has in the books. But that is for the story sake and make the player feel good about helping her.

>>528711881
Forgot