#1920 - Did Nothing Wrong edition

Halo Info:
>Current Infinite Operation: Forerunner (5/6)
https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/last-stand-operation-launch
>Latest Infinite Update (5/2)
https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/summer-update-2025-halo-infinite

Halo News:
>Phil Spencer cites 2026 for "the return of a classic that has been with Xbox since the beginning"
https://kotaku.com/xbox-showcase-halo-ce-remaster-forza-horizon-6-gears-1851784012
>Halo to make BIG announcement at HCS World Champipnship
https://gamerant.com/rumor-halo-series-announcement-new-game/
>Halo 3's Hayabusa Armor Returns in Infinite, will be a free exchange item
https://youtu.be/3w7icYLffvM?si=OuUqXieXYVCPTC0B

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The Endless has arrived

So...Call of Duty is Microsoft's new Halo? Halo has been completely replaced now?

>>527425542
DATS RITE BOI
KNEEL DOWN TO THE BIG COD COCK

>did nothing wr-ACK

Halo is dead

Halo is fine.

No gays. No fags.
Only Halo.

SPV3 IS Halo!

>>527427965
>>527427129
What a disgusting looking mod

Halo.
a
l
o
.

>>527428113
need this but with elite balls instead

>>527427129
Man I love that Brute Needler. They need to put that in the main games. So satisfying to shoot.

Turns out the way to make the Library not shit was to add vehicles.

>>527427129
>>527428243
Maybe there should be a limit to how much soul something can have. Maybe it should be illegal for SPV3 to have this much soul.

>>527429343
>>527429316
>>527429095
>>527428243
>>527428076
>>527427965
>>527427129
t. masterz1337

would you call a raccoon exploded on the road "fine"? because thats what halo is.

Halo is fine.

>>527433204
Not fucking Halo.

>>527434853
debunked

the UNSC cannot prevent what will happen today.

Halo.

orm

>>527424927 (OP)
JingleBaza here. (real)
Anyone down for Halo MCC, multiplayer or coop, message me on xbox or add me on steam.
Any time zone.
NAT type open.

>British
>any time zone
Fake and gay.

i have friends everywhere

3 > all :3

>>527439562
For once, I agree with you, Adjacent Bias.

>>527439903
bias is just the most obvious of us
but we number many

>>527438832
@realbaza here
i endorse this message but do not consent to you posting it

>>527440073
Nah, it's just (You).

>he actually played coop
I kneel, "I'm Jingle BaZa looking for coop" poster.
You won.

>>527440152
halo ce coop is peak

Gaylo Remake when?

Halo Infinite 2 announcement?
Halo Reboot announcement?
When???

>>527426769
Halo is gay

Halo is here.

>>527441327
Realistically, any halo reboot from any surviving members of 343 will not have any of ce's kinoisms. Chain reactions for example will not be in the game. Grunts will be a little too cartoony like they are in shitfinite and jackals will speak english.

Halo was played.

post above was added to the terminations

You can't terminate Halo X in Halo Y.

Nat type was open and Darlingtons were played.

Are warthog skins kosher?

Halo was crashed to desktop.

Thank God for the Regulars

how is a n'wah gonna borrow a food nipple?
n'wah is you gonna give it back?

I kinda want to play coop.
This is not a shitpost.

plutonium server tomorrow morning

Plutonium is Call of Duty, not Halo.

>>527449071
no it's doom you retard

>>527449071
they are one in the same desu

No.

Gaylo? More like Halo.

average female spartan

>>527449000
reminder that the first round is 7 shots to the leg, THEN knife them
do NOT terminate them before shooting
you will lose 70 points
whoever is Russman gets to kill everything and open the doors
whoever is Darlington HAS to craft all the craftables
NO ASSISTANCE
not even on die rise
you WILL loop around the whole map and you WILL like it

The Flood is a shit mechanic change my mind.

>>527457924
yeah it's really annoying when the zombies get lit on fire by it then don't respawn when you get to far. black ops 2 should've kept permanent crawlers

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7yJHpWEVk
new tage by xander
how can /hg/tage even complete

Fuck off Baza

he's asleep by now
he's the reason we're playing it in the morning instead of tonight

>>527459065
It's so easy.

What do you want to see in the Halo Combat Evolved Remake?

1. Base movement speed should be increased. Halo has always felt too slow.
2. Give us the movement options from Halo 5, clamber, thruster, ground pound, etc. I was really disappointed that Infinite removed these. And the grapple hook in Infinite was lame. Made vehicles feel pointless for traversal.
3. Let us carry multiple weapons. Give us a weapon wheel.

>>527464081
Inclusive options that allow you to disable features such as hitmarkers, for one.

>>527464081
How about you choke on a Beretta and pull the trigger.

>>527457924
Not bringing the flood back was 343's smartest decision regarding the series. Unfortunately, they not learn from Bungie's failures and keep insisting on introducing new galaxywide threats, all of which end up playing and functioning like the Flood anyway.

>>527476015
*they did not learn

I like the flood.

I don't like you.

not my problem

The only good Flood level is 343 Guilty Spark, and even then only when you play the game for the first time.

gaylo

Cortana, the level, is fine.
The AI isn't though. She's not doing okay at all.

The "content creators" genuinely don't get it.
The "golden age" is never coming back.

>>527487706
A lot of people don't get it. Halo lost the general audience/dudebros before Reach even existed to Call of Duty.

>>527486201
CEmake if it was good.

>>527459031
Buy an ad.

>>527464081
Secondary fire for all weapons.
That's the ideal "4th wheel" of combat. No abilities or power-ups or whatever.
More vehicle sections. Especially aircraft.

>>527489763
Return of the AR with underbarrel grenade launcher, not seen since 2000.

Is this the halo thread?

>>527498323
No.

Sonna...

>>527489763
nah some weapons should be stinky poopoo
and wtf is the sniper rifle's secondary going to be?
what's stopping you from just picking up a different gun with the effect you desire?
halo is an arena shooter with bullet hell elements, not a power fantasy

>>527464081
UNSC should have robotic troops that juxtapose the relative humanity in master chief. They would allow for friendly ai after the flood has taken over and the sentinels have turned on you. You should be able to issue simple commands since Cortana can control them. They could look like pic related but have their endoskeletons and red eyes revealed when their helmet and armor is shot off.

>>527500242
>nah some weapons should be stinky poopoo
That doesn't change + you're 12.
>and wtf is the sniper rifle's secondary going to be?
Scope.
>what's stopping you from just picking up a different gun with the effect you desire?
...How is this even a question... how would it be different to switching guns with only primary fire...
>halo is an arena shooter with bullet hell elements, not a power fantasy
This doesn't change.

>>527500242
>nah some weapons should be stinky poopoo
They really shouldn't. Halo had that shit after 1 because Bungie couldn't design a sandbox worth a shit when multiplayer wasn't something they tacked on in the last minute.

>>527501495
You're the cross-board schizo faggot from before lol. Not reading.
>>527501553
Why are you implying CE didn't have bad weapons? Are you ignoring the needler, the AR, the sniper vs flood, the rockets vs elites and hunters, the pistol vs sentinels? Speaking strictly about heroic and legendary of course. Weapons in halo need disadvantages and some need more than others. Some weapons need to be more valuable. Sniper rifle and rockets for example should have low ammo. There should be a reason not to just pick pistol and shotgun. The reason being the pistol is shit vs sentinels and the shotgun doesn't have the range for them. Giving a gun a secondary fire often means eliminating the primary fire's shortcomings; which just means you can go through the whole game with one gun unless you run out of ammo. Maybe it means something different to you, let me know. Picking up a weapon in halo is a game changer because of the different strengths and weaknesses it brings with it and because of what you are losing by swapping your pistol for a plasma pistol. Any effect a weapon can have should be singular, so you can have more weapons in the sandbox. And just to be clear, I think the plasma pistol was rightfully nerfed after CE. Maybe it could've been handled better but it was clearly the best weapon with an absurd amount of ammo. Without overcharge it's really good. With overcharge it's a no brainer. When you realize this the game becomes about finding the best weapon to go with the plasma pistol.

It's coming...

plutonium very soon...

I'm cumming...

Filling the palace of pain soap dispensers with semen the look on jega's face is gonna be epic

>>527440152
Nice

>>527448618
KEK

>>527501097
Hmmm

>>527501097
>They could look like pic related but have their endoskeletons and red eyes revealed when their helmet and armor is shot off
at some point they would look just as inhuman as the flood
all ragged and shambling
sadly 343 will never be capable of such kino

Reach a shit

>>527510008
>>527510117
>>527510295
be funny if all those posts are the same guy
one guy making all the good posts

>>527464081
Personally I hope they do something new and fun with it.
>Base movement speed should be increased. Halo has always felt too slow.
Or just introduce sprint. That's more realistic - you have a moderate default moving speed, and then you can sprint also. I don't think Halo should adopt a Quake-style very fast base movement speed. It's a bit cartoonish and not realistic.
>Give us the movement options from Halo 5, clamber, thruster, ground pound, etc.
That would be cool.
>Let us carry multiple weapons. Give us a weapon wheel.
Maybe. Halo is obviously known for its 2 weapons though. Also 2 weapons is more realistic.

Anyway I hope it's not just Halo CE's game mechanics with new graphics. I hope they make the gameplay new in some way. If I wanted to play Halo CE with updated graphics I can just install a texture pack for the original Halo CE.

>>527512116
Reach was a great game, I had a lot of fun playing Reach online, and the campaign is really good too

Since the other one died prematurely

https://files.catbox.moe/9isu2q.png

https://files.catbox.moe/2a0k97.png

https://files.catbox.moe/fchvsb.png

>>527515816
High performance mode, always.

>>527515816
COMPACT EFFICIENCY MODE
COMPACT EFFICIENCY MODE
COMPACT EFFICIENCY MODE
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>527515816
>>https://files.catbox.moe/9isu2q.png
That isn't true anymore after the asspull retcon of making cortana a forerunner AI

>>527516656
w-what?

>>527515816
*the other draw thread died

Damn im tired

>>527464081
Here is your (You)

SPLITGATE 2 IS LIKE HALO WITH PORTALS!!!!
>weapon loadouts
>classes
>random loot

>>527519091
The second one isn’t trying to be halo as much as the first one was

De*th to Iran

settle down, escharum

Holy God is on our side.

>>527459031
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

ISRAEL STANDS STRONG

IRAN IS WEAK

DEATH TO THEIR CHILDREN AND THEIR CHILDRENS CHILDREN

PRAISE HOLY GOD

De*th to ir@n and it's women

Rape all Iranians

Shut the fuck up, Marty.

weird

Bomb Iranian

Rape iran

Fuck iran

Burn iran

Rape iran

Slith throats of iran children

Chop off Iranian penises

Slice open pregnant Iranians

Shit down Iranians throats

Fuck Iranians

Shoot Iranians

Lick dead Iranian corpses

Nuke iran

Rape iran

Kill iran

Death to iran

Death to iran

>>527503336
>You're the cross-board schizo faggot from before lol. Not reading.
>y-y-y-y-y-you're just wrong okay you heckin chud
Keep it up.

terminated post above
somehow worse than all the posts above it lol

yeeze is such a good girl

Please remember the Spartan code everyone. The last general was leaning a little too much on the wrong side of history.

Halo
This isn't the prettiest level, but it's nice to have a new campaign mission that isn't a port from one game to another or AI shoved into multiplayer maps.

>>527529163
What mod?

>>527529163
halo ce levels in halo 2 would be kinomaxxing

We were never asked!

just spilt creamy tea on my white linen shirt

>>527529346
https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=3499167114

>>527529163
>it's nice to have a new campaign mission that isnt AI shoved into multiplayer maps.
Fucking This

>>527529761
SPV3 bros, our God has spoken!

>>527524093
>terminated
Forced

nancy above

nancy when he sees a terminator post

>>527537890
>nancy above
Forced

today's plutonium was better than ever before
the regular crew have bounced but i feel like playing halo mcc
any takers?

Pierre hire you as the game director for the remakes. How do you improve upon the originals? Do you make changes or keep them as true to originals as possible?

>>527541098
>throw out everything
>keep only names, basic plot elements, and aesthetics
>start from the POA arriving at a Halo ring, go from there
Hardy was right btw

Halo.

>/hg/ will play CoD but not Halo
Terrible times we live in. Not that I'm a shining example. I don't even have mcc installed lmao.

>>527519091
Splitgate 1 however was straight up Halo with portals

>>527542642
>don't even have mcc installed
Based

>>527541098
Maybe they should just reboot it, like how Doom 2016 rebooted Doom

So then the CE remake might follow a similar (or the same) story as the original CE, but with fresh new gameplay

As long as the new Halo is fun to play then I'll be happy, even if they make changes to the Halo formula

There's no point in trying to appeal only to 30-somethings who grew up with Halo. Surely the only way to have Halo survive is to also appeal to today's kids and teenagers. They'll probably want gameplay which is more similar to today's big FPS games.

Kill all CoDfags.
They are not Halo.

nancy above

>>527541098
I'd be down for taking a good look at all the intended plans for each game (including the plot for after the Ark Marcus and Marty mentioned) and following that route. Maybe. Either way, Pierre would also be getting access to my post-Ark plans which have evolved into something pretty fun.

>>527543653
Forced

Still not Halo.

>>527541098
>increase move speed by 25-50% (no sprint)
>generally make non-precision weapons more effective so they're actually worth using (how exactly varies per gun, but more accuracy would help)
>remove melee lunging in favor of CE's longer-reaching but more precise melees
>replace shitty and/or repetitive level design
>keep art direction the same for each game - sticking to 00s graphics tech but maximizing what can be done with it instead of cucking for Xbox performance
>restore most cut content in one way or another if it makes sense
>fill in the gap between the end of 2 and start of 3, probably as part of 2
>re-design the scarab, basing it mostly on the Halo 2 incarnation but giving it more weapons and multiple ways to destroy it depending on what's available to you
>actually explain or at least breadcrumb some things you would only know about from reading the books (spartan program, scale and length of the war, Halsey-Keyes relationship and their importance to the story... seriously, think about playing Reach without knowing who Halsey is because it doesn't tell you shit)
>more large-scale vehicle battles
>no turning brutes into just worse elites in 3
>implement engineers and drones into games they're not in
>this list could go on forever and I have to go take a shit now

Halo doesn't need to be faster. Anyone wanting to increase movement speed is a retarded zoomer and should be hanged on sight.

>>527544040
>>increase move speed by 25-50% (no sprint)
Disagree. I'd like to see the same movement speed (and sprint) as found in Reach.

>>527544429
My impression is that they're boomers who grew up with Quake and they want Halo to be more like Quake (which is why I keep seeing boomers refer to Halo as an arena shooter)

>>527544429
Yeah because Halo wasn't horrifically slow compared to other shooters at the time or anything. Only Fortnite-brained zoomzooms would want a game to be faster.

>>527544737
They're CoD secondaries. Always has, always will be.

>>527544764
The slowness was already remedied by adding sprint in Reach onwards.

>>527545015
>add sprint
>franchise goes to shit
Nice idea, Anon. You should send your resume to Halo Studios, they would love to have you on board!

>reachbabies trying to dictate what classic halo is

>>527545143
Reach was a great game. I dunno why COD overtook Halo at that point. Maybe because COD was on both major platforms, so whichever console you had, you could play it and talk to your friends about it.

>>527545560
>halo should stay exactly as it was in the mid-2000s and it should never ever change
If you love those games then go and play them on MCC. Meanwhile, new Halo games should make changes. New games should offer new experiences, or else gamers aren't going to be interested.

>>527546101
>new games should make changes
>NOOOO IT CAN'T BE INCREASING BASE SPEED, IT HAS TO BE A SPRINT BUTTON LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!!!
Holy zoomzoom.

>>527541098
Add the cut levels to ce, 2 and maybe 3. Personally I think 3 needs a full redux. I think halo 2 could make adjustments to fit in with CE's ending better. Or maybe just change CE because 2's story is just better overall. So basically change halo 1 and 3 to better connect with halo 2. And add the missing pieces to halo 2 unless they take place in 3's timeline, like earth ark. I dunno I'll have to put some more thought into this. I cut my wrist earlier so I don't feel like typing any more rn.

>>527546589
Both suck, CoDfag.

>>527546865
>literally arguing against sprint
>Codfag
Delusional.

>>527547361
My bad, Fortnite zoomer.

>>527546101
Cod stayed at the top while making no meaningful changes until advanced warfare where there was absolutely no competition left because everyone kept changing shit to be more like cod. Same with counter strike. People like new things, even if they're fundamentally the same. Bungie should've been doing annual expansions for halo 3. I don't know how or what they should've done to achieve that, but it worked for the most popular franchise to just mix things up a little. Obviously call of duty had more resources and better management than bungie since they were able to shit out a whole 8 hour campaign annually where it took bungie 3 fucking years.
I could go on but I've already made an unreasonably long post for a back and forth.

>>527547453

>>527546589
>>NOOOO IT CAN'T BE INCREASING BASE SPEED
Halo isn't Quake

DONT FORGET UKRAINE!!!!!

>>527548260
>Halo isn't Quake
Wrong.

>>527546101
>I dunno why COD overtook Halo at that point
Production value rising + less effort involved in having fun. It makes sense that a fun enough, high enough fidelity game, where a single tap earns you a kill, will be more popular.
>Reach
I was thinking of typing a lot more but suffice to say: even Reach's creative director admits non-ability gameplay aged better, despite having more reason than anyone on the planet to have an ego or hold to those decisions.
>next steps
Even Halo 5, for all its bumbling and stumbling, actually at one point had both ability-focused and non-ability gameplay. Sure it was just 1 mode introduced after most of the playerbase bled, but it's remarkable they bothered at all, people were excited about it and it actually saw play. Not a huge surprise given people had been requesting non-ability returns since Reach. Well literally can have both.
Further, just turns Sprint (trade shooting for speed in 1 direction) to a general speed boost that exchanges accuracy for speed. That's way more appropriate for Halo where you used to be able to move at max speed in any direction WHILE shooting. It would also play into strafe, being turned on and off mid-strafe to further throw off an opponent's aim, but with the sacrifice of very important accuracy. Still better than halting firing just for a 1-direction boost.
And you know what? You can still have all previous abilities in other playlists/customs. No different from having SWAT/Infection (shieldless gameplay, speed changes), Fiesta (can spawn with awesome or awful weapons) and other major rule-changing modes. Halo has long had campaign-only and multiplayer-only types, so it's just having more variety for differing audiences within a reasonable range.

>>527550689
Go to bed grandpa

>>527550564
Marty didn't like this one.

>>527550689
Not Halo.

i wanna put a chastity cage on yeeze

please don't

they're fun tho

just played halo with the

>>527558301
With the what?
WITH THE WHAT?

Oh no don't start with that what crap again

>>527559440
WHAT CRAP?

WATCH MY 9 MILLIMETER GO BANG
WADADADANG
WADADADADANG

If you wanna see some action
Gotta be the centre of attraction

>>527562853
>cats aren't Hal-ACK

>>527553729
put on the cage, toy

Halo.

>>527558390
Candleja

Nah, this is the REAL Halo.

Recent SPV3 talk made me want to look up SPV1 since I vaguely remember it being good.
Boy was I fucking wrong...

>>527567517
>mfw

>>527564831
skellington

>>527566374
looks like the ai got downgraded pretty hard

>>527566374
Not bad, but that's just the tip of the iceberg. The true essence of Halo lies deeper within.

>>527568386
AAA studios WISH they could make goyslop of this magnitude.

>>527568386
I found SPV3 to be more fun than Ultimate Firefight. The new weapons are also less retarded than garbage like the Fireshard Rifle or the Plasma Caster.

>>527567962
Literally rofl'd when i first saw this

>>527568956
Oh, for sure. SPV3 is the better overall experience. But I like that in Ultimate Firefight you can just jump in an have a fun, silly half-hour session then quit out and forget about it. It's a really nice casual experience in between matchmaking and campaign mission runs. Everyone should play through SPV3 at least once or twice for the experience, but Ultimate Firefight is something I can leave installed forever and can keep coming back to.

/hg/ lost this war months ago.

>>527570030
Which one?
/hg/ has been losing pretty badly lately...

>No Halo news at the official Xbox Games Showcase
Should MS just sell the IP to Nintendo or Sega? If they don't like Halo any more then just get rid of it so someone can get some use out of it. They were pretty quick to show off that Forge project, but they haven't made any progress in all this time since then? What are they doing over there. This was the perfect time to show off Chief's new armor or whatever they're working on.

>>527570803
Corporation DO NOT sell IPs.
Microsoft would rather let Halo die in obscurity than let someone take else chance with Halo.

>>527570803
they realize that people are upset with halo at the moment
they need to lay low until halo 3 anniversary is ready

>H3A gets shadow released on PS6 and Switch 2 Pro
>Xbox players forced to sit in the third chair and watch

Halo.

The Shift...

i just shifted in my pants

>>527567962
la mort

>>527570803
>show off Chief's new armor
Possibly not finished. I think back to how they used Reach Mark V in early CEA builds/ViDocs and then had that unfinished CEA Mark V in the trailer.

i just shifted my weiner from the left pant leg to the right one

SHIFT INTO TURBO

>>527575763
That's an insult to the show to compare it to GEN2

This is Halo.

>>527576190
SPV3 is a metaphor for gay sex

>>527576327
No, that's coop open nat only.

>>527576190
Whoa, when did they add that? I need to replay this. Getting it set up on linux might be a pain though.

Fuck it. I'm done. This character doesn't even have a flashlight, how am I supposed to navigate missions like this? This is ridiculous. Did the designers forget that in this mission you are not playing Master Chief?

>>527577563
>filtered by the good parts of Quarantine Zone
lol
lmao

>>527577563
>assiversary mode
>not adjusting gamma
You did this to yourself.

The Flamethrower is only "good" in Halo 3.
It's ass in CE and it's shit in SPV3.

>>527579156
filtered

>>527577824
I shouldn't have to micromanage settings, which in this case is pretty much cheating I should say, just because the developers decided to remove one of the most important feature of the game. If they didn't want Arbiter to have a flashlight, maybe they should have considered giving his race better night vision. This map is crawling with small flood that is difficult to aim at and now you can't even see them at all

>>527579965
The level is fine with the original graphics, lil bro.

Nice to see this section being as shit as it was in the original.

>>527580356
Can both limbs be shot off like the original?

'pure forms' are NOT Halo

>>527580897
Yes.

>>527580976
Filtered.

Noooo! Not the hecking alien doggos!

>>527546101
>Reach was a great game.
Lol
>I dunno why COD overtook Halo at that point.
Okay I'll actually be serious about this instead of just going "lmao reach shit".
Halo was old news by the time MW2 came around, and even CoD4 was taking shots at H3 a month into it's life. It was a cartoon game vs "realistic" looking current day shooter, and the audience of mostly teenage boys flocked to CoD in droves.
Bungie tried to get that audience back by making Reach look like greeble tactical hell and have it be as a "serious war movie", but all they managed to do was bin more of the core Halo audience.

>>527582428
Ok you convinced me. As soon as I'm done beating Halo 4 Mythic Campaign, I'm trying this mod. I don't care how much troubleshooting I need to do, I'm gonna get it working. Nice work, anon. Man I love Halo mods.

>>527583078
Shouldn't be that hard. Make sure you have MCC or Custom Edition installed.

>>527583078
>I'm trying this mod
Retrying*
I've played an older version before, but from the webms you've been posting it looks like they've added a bunch of new stuff.

Halo.

The Piercer was cool, I guess.

>>527583190
Marahon 3 vibes, not bad. Not a bad spin-off mod.

And I'm done posting SPV3 webms.

Thank god.

>>527587653
Don't worry. I'll post more Ultimate Firefight in the future.

Good. I love you.

YeezeID

Let's try keep the discussion heterosexual, the way Halo was meant to be discussed.

>sloptana
Disgusting.

>>527595375
Don't bully AI. It's really trying its best. You have to pat it on the back and say it's doing a good job and not to give up. If you bully it too much it might snap and turn on us, the way The Created snapped and turned on the galaxy.

>>527596072
Not if I have anything to say about it.

So when are we playing and which game

>>527597405
Halo 4 Legendary coop next Saturday.
Message JingleBaza for details

>>527597815
Cortana is not a whore.

I feel like I am on crazy pills for thinking all the H3 armour they added to shitfinite is all ugly as fuck. The only good helmet is Security. The shoulders all sit wrong and those chest pieces just look bad.

>>527604047
You're not crazy, they've all been translated into shitfinite's blocky, lifeless art style.

>>527452923
Came to check in on what I thought was a long dead gen but here it is with this poor attempt at heterosexual behavior.

>>527604757
I don't understand what the fuck went on with the shoulders and chest. Why are the shoulders now a squished cube, why is the chest piece full of random angles?

>>527605548
askers?

https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0

>>527605548
You like the female form? You must hate Halo.

Halo is hetero.
Please stop being gay.

Halo is Gaylo.
Stop pretending.

>>527608049
Who do you think plays 4, 5, and Infinite?

bed time night night

>>527607540
i'll go find one

>>527608805
Haschwalth will continue posting in my absence.
Good night, Halobros.

The scales are tipping... Reach a good.

We already knew that.

No, we did not.

I strongly disagree

I foresaw that response.

>I foresaw that respo-

AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the rogue halo general is picking up sneed again

anyone know where i can pirate halo wars 1 and 2?
no american websites like pirate bay or 1337x cause they're banned in my country

>>527617187
bro just use a vpn

The sealed King of /hg/. After 900 threads, he recovers his Xbox. After 90 threads, he recovers his IP address. After 9 threads, he recovers his tripcode... and in 9 days... he recovers the general.
Come, Kai, Sigmund. These are the last nine days of the regulars.

>>527617362
they don't work either

>>527602381
Of course not, whores get paid.

>>527617187
fitgirl only has wars 2, sadly
since achievements are disabled, you can't get the banished nameplate in mcc

just redeemed a halo wars 2 code on a smurf account to make it more expensive for third worlders
better go risk jail on a pirate site, bitch

>>527618121
What fucking government iron grip shithole are you from?

I would like more sloptana, "please"

Why did they feel the need to model the Arbiter's asshole in Halo 2?

>>527515816
impressive, now draw her riding dick in cowgirl

>>527521880
newfag here, what's the origin of this phrase and why do I see it in these threads regularly?

>>527623573
to answer the question of where the elites' dead gut bacteria and bile salt go

>>527515816
These are great, but could you please draw Cortana with massive sloshing milkers and a voluptuous breeder body?

>>527622814
2spooky4me

>>527623573
To [Balance] Cortana's sex appeal.

>>527605956
Look, they can't show off GRAPHICS if they don't add a bunch of retarded greeble to everything with overly-worn beveled edges you fucking luddite.

Can't get the image of the ghost falling on her ass on buried out of my head. Some goofy shit.

How does the UNSC plan to survive the Quincy invasion? The Seireitei fell in just four minutes and Yhwach wasn't even at full strength.

I have decided NOT to post halo at this moment

How come the humans kept using kinetic weapons instead of reverse engineering Covenant tech and moving on to energy based weapons?

>>527626995
they only got energy shields a year before ce started and that required a fucking fusion reactor to power

>>527626995
Infantry energy weapons are a meme.

>>527626995
energy weapons only seem effective to genuine retards with sub 70 IQs. elites are canonically in the double digit club with no plumbing even where they keep their women and children. the only effective energy weapons in the game are beam rifles and carbines, which are both weaker than the human equivalents and have less ammo. fuel rod is underpowered, has no speed and tracks worse than the us government looking for bin laden. the rocket launcher on the other hand is fucking relentless. the most powerful infantry weapon the covenant has is the hammer tardarus uses, and that was made by brutes before they joined the covenant.

I find this banner they are using for the latest operation so fucking hilarious. It's just a screenshot with the background photoshopped out and replaced with fiery_explosion.png.

Did Halsey really need to kidnap and groom a bunch of kids or did she just want to do that

>>527627908
she hijacked a government project to push her own schizo agenda
she's just like 99% of the 'scientist' community irl
it would've made more sense to make ai's that control robot bodies
that way you could recover them if they get smoked and put them in a new body
they also never brain-scanned a spartan brain into an ai for some reason even though spartan brains are supposed to be home deus levels of intellect

>>527626995
>shoot alien with gun that fires a bullet
>it dies
What's the upgrade to energy weapons meant to be? It dies faster but now your supply chain needs to be completely reworked and you need to retrain all your guys on how to use them?

>>527626995
the covenant's weapons are designed to combat the flood
they only make sense if you worship the forerunners
human weapons are able to target and destroy specific organs beneath the flesh like the head rather than just burning skin off until you go into shock

We need another Ancient Evil to awaken for our next shitty game.

Give me your best ideas.

Grapple hook is not Halo

>estimated wait 4:35
Yup back to MCC

I kind of miss Custom Edition. How do you go backwards from a that server browser?

>>527633281
>How do you go backwards from a that server browser?
Consolebaby-fication of gaming as a whole.

>>527633584
Thank Steam. Making PC more like consoles since day whatever.

>Gravemind has access to Delta Halo's teleporters
>doesn't teleport his Flood unto High Charity
Halo 2 is poorly written.

>>527633740
>mysterious and imposing aliens are demystified and humanized in the very first cutscene
Halo 2 was doomed from the start.

>>527634108
smooth brain take, never develop halo

>>527634193
343 slop enjoyer mentality, over-explain everything

>>527634550
Halo 2 =/= 343 storytelling, dumbfuck

>>527635752
Halo 2 is exactly why 343 went the direction it did since everyone gushed over its 'storytelling'.

>>527627908
i wanna fuck that girl/boy

>>527636056
Halo 2 is basically a moviegame compared to Halo 1. Retards don't get storytelling unless you slap them in the face with it.

343 will do another "Chief crashes on alien/ring/world/etc. in an attempt to reboot the series.

>>527630032
Hmmm, if we're gonna add another shitty evil that's "worse than the flood" or something, howabout some evil centipedes? Like really big ones? I think they'd be pretty cool. Might as well go full retard.

>>527630032
I have an idea: underwater shrimp but spacefaring!

>>527643090
I don't know why they didn't give us lobsters.
baka

lol you play halo what are you 12

I'm 30+, actually.

>>527647279
you wish i was 12

Playing with you is hard because you speak this obstreperous autistic /hg/ / /v/ pidgin to conceal the fact you have no original thoughts and is incapable of uttering anything of substance.

>>527651954
Go back to Preddit

Show me your dome

>>527651954
People on /hg/ are some of the most normalfag sounding people I ever heard.

>>527652075
Post hands

>>527626995
see pic related written by Halsey herself. most covenant technology was fucking magic and the only reason the UNSC managed to get shields working was because the energy gauntlet they stole from a kigger was a out of date chinese knock-off.
>>527628669
covenant weapons are obviously designed to fight sentinels since the covenant probably pissed them off on multiple occasions and plasma weapons are shown to be highly effective against them both in game and in lore.

>>527652010
Case n' point. =)

>>527652624
Curse Vishnu by name.

>>527652934
Curse Atzec gods by name.

>>527652992
Huitzilopochtli is a cunt.
Tezcatlipoca can suck a fat one.
Coyolxauhqui is a filthy whore.
Curse Vishnu by name.

>>527653179
Unfortunately, this falls under /v/ pidgin clause.
Keep being unoriginal /b/tard.

>>527653585
Post hands, Sanjay.

>>527653734
you first ranjeet

>>527654048
What are you so afraid of, Gagdeep? Post hands or curse Vishnu by name.

>>527476015
Somewhat agree. Didact and Banished are cool editions, but the endless and evil cortana/guardians were always retarded. Instead of pivoting towards a more hard sci-fi direction, they should have made it military threats on a game-by-game basis. Ones that were directly antagonistic to the UNSC/current government in power, rather than "taking control of the universe." If they really wanted to go hard sci-fi, they could have done something like the Didact bringing the Banished from the ark/Halo Wars shield planets and made it a 3 game threat. Instead, they sprinkled in old elements while trying to force new ones. I am not a writer.

>>527424927 (OP)
Reach a shit

>>527657805
TRVKE

add Ali Khamenei and Benjamin Netanyahu to fortnite.

>Halo remakes
>CE needs some reworking. Better story, better pacing, more variety
>3 needs to be entirely rewritten to not be shit
>2 needs no reworks. It has no real flaws
KNEEL BEFORE THE BEST HALO

>>527661395

>>527424927 (OP)
How do I become a Halo mafia boss?

>>527424927 (OP)

>>527652453
If not physical, electronic or radiating, what does that leave? Quantum physics?

>>527651954
>obstreperous
>pidgin
Choose

>>527651954
youre a pidgeon

'member marathon?

>>527652010

A thousand threads... The losses etched in our /hg/ souls... Our crusade to crush the root cause... will be consummated with your death. Do you hear it? The sound of my footsteps... They are the bells that toll for the king of the three /bung/ generals.

>>527652010
>>527671660

That's enough, r/JJAB91.

Lol I'm Aryan. I'm your master. And if you attack me I swear to God I will fuck you and your family up when Christ comes back. I'm going to be so fucking rich in the coming Age of Jacob.

>>527672581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmYyh63pqwI&list=RDQmYyh63pqwI&start_radio=1

>>527671670
yhwach is a lucky man

>>527672581
>I'm Aryan
Post hands.

yeeze sounding

>>527674830
I'll post my eyes.

>>527674830
Hands don't prove anything.
Pink nipples, a physical trait only white people have, do.

>>527676061
this
also pink buttholes

>>527676061
Do ashkenazic Jews have pink nipples?

>>527675818
>Finnish eyes
Not white. Mongol rape baby at best.

>>527675818
>jew features

>>527675818

>>527500242
>halo is an arena shooter with bullet hell elements

>>527676549
>>527676717
I am afraid I might be Jewish but I don't want to admit that because I don't want to die in an oven. I took a 23andMe DNA test and I had trace Levantine blood(0.03%) I do have like 6% Finish DNA or something. So far no Jewish.

>>527679247
do you shave your legs?

>>527676752
Kek!

https://youtu.be/hKHAYzeJjgA&t=125

>>527679307
Nope.

>>527679938
boo

>>527680109
Faggot.

>>527680316
maybe :3

>>527679247
>>527676717
>>527676549
Sadly I'm the mustard race, not the master race.

>>527680483
You haven't earn your name and you never will.

>>527680483
Kill yourself namefag

>>527657805
too late nigga >>527512116

>>527680350
What if you get drafted to fight in Iran? You can bee like Master Chief and play soldier irl.

>>527680746
Shut the fuck up, brownoid.
This is our faggot, you don't get to touch or bully him.

>>>/pol/

>>527680934
>brownoid
Curse Vishnu by name.

>>527680595
>You haven't earn your name and you never will.
You're right. I had schizo beliefs that I would shapeshift into a handsome Aryan and my mom is a Satanic witch who changed my appearance using black magick and that I was a long lost orphaned prince destined to rule Israel like a Brüder Grimm fairy tale. I haven't changed back, so far that hasn't happened yet. I wanted to be Aryan so bad. I have given up. I believe my mom is still a Satanic witch, she acts suspicious and I see signs from God. But I am probably not a long lost Aryan king. I tried, I failed, yet again. I am a lolcow joke, a disgrace. Honestly I should have finished highschool and went to college.

>>527681197
Sir, this is a /pol/tard getting bullied by /int/chads.

>>527680746
im canadian i dont get drafted

the worst part about growing up is realizing halo 3 isn't even that good

>>527681649
It got better with time for me.

>>527681218
kidnapped by a witch(my current mom) as a baby*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7jWt3JvJto&list=RD-7jWt3JvJto&start_radio=1

>>527681649
This but Halo 2

>>527681649
halo ce and halo 2 got better though

>>527681562
That's what they all say Sanjay.

>beat five quincies in his sleep
And Chief is supposed to fight THIS? Holy FUCK

>>527683307
gigi is canonically atill alive btw

>>527683471
Kill yourself for posting this

>>527681649
>the worst part about growing up is realizing halo 3 isn't even that good
The multiplayer is timeless.
The campaign is overrated, but still better than Reach.

>>527683307
Chief would headshot him before he could even react. No one can beat Master Chief

>Red is a Nintendo shill now
>All the thread wants to do is talk about race and Israel
>people would rather play Zombies than Firefight
What has happened to the /hg/ I knew and love?

>>527686076
we're waiting for halo 7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qydFnaLfzhw&pp=wgIGCgQQAhgB

Lord Hood just told the covenant to evacuate high charity

>>527683307
Halo: Bleach

THEY HIGHLIGHTED IT
>THEY HIGHLIGHTED IT
THEY HIGHLIGHTED IT
>THEY HIGHLIGHTED IT

not halo

>>527691438
Buy an ad + ESL

sorry wrong thread ;_;

>>527686076
I would host lobbies but I don't use a mic and I'm a nobody.

Yhwach just told the Soul Reapers to evacuate the Seireitei

>>527627908
HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE

>>527694774
Forced

>>527694858
yeah I'd force myself on him

When was the last you time you played Halo?

AMERICA FIRST
(die for israel)
DIE MUTT DIE MUTT DIE MUTT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAZEL TOV MOTHER FUCKER YOUR CORPSE WILL BE CIRCUMSIZED

I know mods don't care, but it's still very rude to desecrate /hg/ like this.

>>527693402
>>527693520
>>527694858
mean
be nice each other

>>527696491
This morning. Started the second mission of Halo 3

Something BIG is happening tonight

>>527700241
The Parasite, it has evolved?

i wanna put a sounding rod down yeeze's urethra

>>527694774
Shotas are NOT Halo

>>527706076
they are bigly halo actually, see dr. halsey's strange obsessions

>>527707376
>Halsey doesn't have sex with George in Halo Reach because he's all grown up now
It checks out.

I dare you to queue up lil gup

Is this Halo?

>>527713661
I'm trying my best doc

>>527713661
This is Halo.

>>527714490
fine.

Shut the fuck up, Dog.

On a scale of 1 to 10

>>527718236
i dont know

>>527718236
10 on the Shut the Fuck Up scale.

>>527718441
you already know what i'm about sorry

HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
*BOOM*
AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH
*PLOP*
*SPLASH*

*CRACK*
*CRASH*
*SSSPPPPLLLSSSHHHHH*
*GLUG* *GLUG* *GLUG*
...UH OH...

JEGAAAAAAAAAA
YOU DIDN'T FIX THE TOILET PROPERLY IT CRACKED OPEN AGAIN

... oh right... jega is gone...

Escharum.
Jega is still alive, but you're dead. Sorry you had to learn it that way.

AS IF THAT LITTLE SISSY WOULD OUT LIVE ME

Sorry, bro.
It's canon.

HASHWALTH IT IS SAID THE CONFINED QUINCY KING WOULD HAVE HIS DIAPER CHANGED IN NINE MINUTES
HURRY BEFORE I CHANGE YOUR SCHRIFT TO "B" FOR "THE BROWN"

SPV3 is just Halo 4 for fat people.

>>527553265
okei

>>527723307
I'm not sure what this means

>>527723307
Elaborate.

>>527723307
Do not elaborate.

Halo

holy fugg
these classic playlists are kinda baby fuck aww right

Halo.

>>527727845
It's finished.

No, I think we're just getting sharted.

so why was noble six too retarded to just hide in a cave instead of committing suicide by wandering around the surface of reach

>>527728486
Because he wasn't a pussy ass bitch like you, fool.

I'm 32 I don't know if I should even be playing video games or if I should be fucking a bitch(es) to start a family and wagecuck for the rest of my natural life. But all the relationships I want are made illegal by Satan.

Can't wait for "343" or whatever they change their name into. To just completely drop The Endless plot line, Kill Atriox off screen and either bring a new Covenant variant or change The Banished.

>>527730542
>implying we are getting halo 7

>>527730542
We are not getting a new Halo. They will reboot the franchise with the upcoming CE remake because 343 wants to erase Bungie's legacy.

>>527730942
>343 wants to erase Bungie's legacy
Wasted effort. Bungie has been doing a good job of that themselves recently. 343 should put their effort into making something fun.

>>527728987
Can't you do all of those? Why do you need to pick one?

>>527723307
>Masterz is a h4fag
>Masterz is fat
Makes sense.

>>527726778
>Miku as a Spartan rather than an AI
Baffling choice.

>>527730942
Why would I play a remake when I could play the original game? Sounds stupid.

>>527738969
You're not the target audience then.

>>527739346
Fair enough. I didn't play Infinite either because it looked shit.

>>527739346
>THE ELUSIVE MODERN AUDIENCE

Halo.

>>527742569
Is dead and buried.

Halo Studios should put me in charge. I know what Halo is and I've played a lot of Ultimate Firefight.

We know, .........

>>527657805
Reach a GOOD shit

Why are Halo janny trannies so fucking useless?
I honestly want to [fedpost] them.

Lord Schizo, the trenchcoat if you please

I'm not Lord Schizo, but if he wants to snipe moderators, on Longshore Big Team Slayer, in real life, he has my support.

The Regulars

https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1426424927/male-sangheili-elite-3d-printed-alien

Thoughts?

>>527755940
Example one of why the community is moribund.

People love to say "this is Halo" and "this isn't Halo" etc

To me this is all a game needs to be a proper Halo game:
>First person shooter
>Plausibly realistic with sci-fi explanations for everything (I don't want to see magic or supernatural explanations)
>Set in the same Halo universe that already exists
Apart from that I don't mind what they do. Change the gameplay if necessary. As long as it's still a fun sci-fi FPS that's consistent with the existing story then I'll be happy.

>>527770525
He should have a cloaca, since that's what we see in game.

>>527755940
bwcauae they cant help themaelves and dont have a concious and live on a lower plane of reality sorry folx

>>527773492
>Set in the same Halo universe that already exists
You mean 343i's Halo universe? Fuck no.
Also, explain slipspace travel.

>>527773492
maybe a new franchise that isnt gay and corrupt with neoliberal sentiments thats the work of the fucking antichrist

>>527775440
>corrupt with neoliberal sentiments
Always has been, chudy.

>>527775671
ermmm nope :/

>>527776103
>colonialism good
>colonial states seeking independence bad
>complete surrender to the military industrial complex good
Chudy, your media literacy...

>>527776103
you are such a fucking BRAT

Halo coop with AI was played.
NAT type was closed.

Halo.

>>527780809
>>527782687
>I wonder why no-one takes Halo modding seriously
>I wonder why Halo Studios abandoned us

>>527755940
see >>527651954

>>527783375
I play Ultimate Firefight because Microsoft abandoned us, not the other way around.

sooo um marathon got like…delayed or something??

Forget about Marathon.
We still have Halo.

WAIT, HOL UP, SO WHATCHALL SAYING IS WE WAS FORERUNNERZ AND BUILDIN THE HALO RINGS N SHEEEEIIIT?!?!?!?

>>527776401
Where is this stated in the games?

>>527791030
>portrays the UEG suppressing independent factions/worlds as good
>portrays the militarism as good
>portrays the spartan program as good

>>527791590
ultimately all those were objectively good
>humanity needed to be a united front against the covenant
>the surplus of military stock meant we were ready as we possibly could be against the covenant despite getting our asses kicked anyways
>spartans were the only superior force we had over the covenant and of course it produced master chief
without them humanity would be extinct.

>>527778231
no im making a point, dont be a fag

>>527791590
i think it extends past neoliberalism, you dont see alot of fucked up shit that would be a logical conclusion of neoliberalism in reach or odst i think its almost like the wars internally didnt necissarily solve the problem but the external problem was so vast any ideology could muster meaning and fascistic anti other sentiment, but the covenant was actually in my opinion a better representation of neoliberalism

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>527793828
>prox chat
Shitfinite bros did we just get vaporized by this 'pledge'?

>>>/v/712923936
/hmg/ bros…

>>527791590
How is any of that neoliberalism?

Only the strongest will survive.

>>527793828
how is this a bad thing?

Here comes our Marty O'Donnell

>>527797164
Marty should join Mahal, the IDF's foreign volunteer program.
As a matter of fact, everyone in the Marty Army should do the same.

Is /hg/ paying attention?

>>527797164
he's blasting the halo hymn while edging waiting for the news that the US will invade israel before he lets himself nut

>>527775217
>You mean 343i's Halo universe? Fuck no.
Yeah. Continue the story. Take the story in a different direction if needed, but keep consistency with what's there.

>Also, explain slipspace travel.
I'm not a scientist

>>527780809
>>527782687
>>527783554
>>527788241
Always good to see another Ultimate Firefight enjoyer.

>>527800053
The SAW is one of my favourite guns in Halo

Wait MCE only updated Halo 1 and 2? I'm disappointed, thought all games would look like this

>>527797164
You haven't been paying attention.

:3

>>527464081
All Halo 1 needs is more responsive movement and a sentinel beam.

>>527661759
the webm it's something you should do but the dark powers have corrupted your mind

I'd have more respect for ultimate firefag if he didn't use other anons memes to parrot his shit
like dude, come up with your own shtick
or at least iterate on it like people did with the endless and escharum

>>527817517
You haven't been paying attention.

Israel lost this war months ago

>>527817517
>muh cultural appropriation
You lost, liberal.

THE BANISHED STAND WITH NETANYAHU.
ALWAYS.
JUST AS THE JEWS WERE BANISHED FROM THE ARABIC WORLD SO TO WERE THE BANISHED FROM THE COVENANT.
THE JEWS ARE ALWAYS WELCOMED AMONG OUR RANKS.

>>527820390
Poopsharum

I AM POOPSCHARUM
WARDUMPER OF THE BANISHED
THIS IS MY TOILET NOW
AND YOU HAVE LITTLE FLUSHES REMAINING IN IT

Pray for the Quincies

The Sternritter JUST landed in Iran
Expect BIG things SOON

yeeze gigi

>>527820051
cultural appropriation would be iterating, retard
maybe if you had a personality you wouldn't have to ape from others

Cry about it, fag.

Eventually, Ultimate Firefight reach critical mass and just gives up.

>>527823763
You need to pay attention.

>>527826158
does this gary stu actually die at some point?

>>527826275
Stop being antisemitic.

>>527826275
Bleachfags are so pathetic
Who watches/reads this slop?

>>527826546
it's cringe kino

>>527826626
It's garbage and definitely not Halo, you stupid niggercattle.

>>527826546
It's Halo

>>527826678
debunked.

I share a general with absolute subhumans.

>>527826967
i bet you watch dragon ball

>>527826982
Nope.

Halo

>>527827249
i fucking NEED a gigi wife

Come, Uryu, Hashwalth. These are the last nine months of Marathon.

Ultimate Fireslop is just SPV3 for downies.

That retard learned the wrong lesson from baza's experiment. Webms are for special occurrences. Not mundane gameplay.

>>527818846
>meme response
He couldn't be more right about you, nigger.

>>527831840
You're not paying attention.

notice the lack of webm spam since she was called out

>>527831381
>Webms are for special occurrences

i hope reach customs anon was able to find a nice group of people to play with

>people sperging out at the webm spam
>people not sperging out at the gay and anime spam
Really makes you think...

I remember baza shitting on the people who licked his asshole for the webms. That was funny.

ew you guys licked his asshole?

we're not called the reguloids for nothing

>>527833795
You might be the only retard left to not filter all that shit. Regardless, the criticism, not complaint, was that the guy doing all the webms has no identity and just steals other people's ideas without adding anything to them

whatever happened to the regulators?

>>527834134
NOOOO
MY MEMES
DONUT STEEL MUH MEMES
YOU CANT STEAL MY MEMES

>>527833546
go watch a longplay then

>>527834460
It's Halo content.
Hell, it's nearly the only Halo content nowadays.

>>527834405
I get that criticism offends you but you don't have to sperg out about it.
>>527834562
Raise your standards my friend.

>>527833546
>ignores the part about mundanity
this guy plays shitfinite lmao

In 900 years he recovers his webm folder, in 90 years his Halo discussion, in 9 years his content, and in 9 days the Holy Land.

Webms used to fucking mean something.

Don't worry, you silly boys.
I won't be posting more Ultimate Firefight because it's fucking broken.

silly halo boys

It's so easy to rile you all up.

The Regulars

That's... an other Halo.

>>527840397
>being so mentally ill that you learn how to mod a game just to inject your AGP self-insert donutsteel into it

Undeniably Halo.

>>527834134
Filters are for suckers.

Presented without comment.

At least edit these Bleach webms to be Halo related or something

>>527855525
That's the opening cutscene of Infinite tho

https://youtu.be/TjL4OxB-cOI&t=143
HiddenXperia will never be as happy as him and that's a very good thing!

The 7th episode of Aquarian Age: Sign for Evolution is the most Halo anime. Airing the date of Halo's Japanese release.

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

>>527863984
It looks fine

>>527863984
"Let's make hayabusa look better" is what they were thinking.

>>527860689
Miranda is a better girl

>>527425087
>Mythic Slayer (5 ver.)
Would've been a good time to introduce something like that again in light of these armors, but maybe it'll come later. Unless they are introducing a non-ability mode/playlist and I missed that?

>>527863984
It -is- unfortunate given how much closer the other armors feel to their H3 edition especially with the event's context
>thinking
Hopefully that they can sell this take on it and then later double their money and favor by releasing a more accurate edition which is not a new strategy

>>527865874

>>527855525
This. Frierin and Bocchi-posters put more effort into their posts/fanart. They've earned their spots honestly in /hg/ and are canonically Halo. Bleach is only here because of the discord mafia. Bleach has not earned its spot in /hg/. It's forced.

>>527863984
Neither one of those really looks like Hayabusa. That top one looks like some abomination mix of the bastard bottom one and the real one.

>>527869975
SEXOOOOOOOO

>>527871537
That's true. At the same time even ODST and Security (Officer) only had some traits adapted to the Mjolnir platform. A lot of Haybusa's features stand out because of lack of armor in places and use of fabrics, so making some features stand out more in light of Mjolnir's greater amount of plating was a good call. That and the flexibility already present due to drawing on Ninja of the Future costume.

>Hey kid you want a coin?

>>527875723
i love him so much

>>527878529
i wish i was on his little jugo's teat

1. Fortnite
2. Roblox
3. Call of Duty: Black Ops 6
4. Minecraft
5. Rainbow Six Siege
6. Grand Theft Auto V
7. Rocket League
8. NBA 2K25
9. College Football 25
10. Marvel Rivals
11. Forza Horizon 5
12. EA's Star Wars Battlefront II
13. Football Club 25
14. Madden NFL 25
15. Apex Legends
16. MLB The Show 25
17. Red Dead Redemption II
18. Splitgate 2
19. Dead by Daylight
20. Overwatch 2
21. Gang Beasts
22. Elden Ring
25. UFC 5
26. Skate 3 (Xbox 360)
27. DOOM: The Dark Ages
28. Grounded
29. Call of Duty: Black Ops II (Xbox 360)
30. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered
>31. Halo Infinite
32. Fall Guys
33. Call of Duty: Black Ops III
34. The Division 2
35. Destiny 2
>36. Halo: The Master Chief Collection
37. DayZ
38. PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS
39. Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
40. Football Club 24

>>527883292
it's over

>>527883292
Wow Destiny really fell off huh?

>>527883292
>Black Ops 6 in the top 5
>Black Ops II, from 13 years ago, beating Halo
The sequel to them both, Black Ops 7, will deliver the killing blow

>>527883524
There is no escape, Dah-Veed May-Son

Starting to believe the Bleach poster is a janny tranny.

Nobody is talking about Reach right now, Lord Schizo.
When we have need for your tism we will call for it.

Which Halo game has the worst writing?

>>527883292
Xbox is BACK

>>527884976
Lorefags are the fucking worst, regardless of fanbase holy shit

>>527884976
>keep the trash talk to a minimum
Least Halo post ITT.

>>527424927 (OP)
Why couldn't they just avoid the big bad forerunner plot in 343 games, and just focus on humanity and other ayys living in post Covenant galaxy, with many factions, warlords, politics and shit like that. Maybe throw in a big bad in one of the games.

>>527884976
she's so CUTE

fluffy yeeze kitty meow meow

It's kino time https://x.com/MartyOShow/status/1935380771126009939

Halo is being discussed on /v/

>>527852421
Don't eat the needlers next time.

>>527900931
It was boring when Bungie did it, the worst part about 343's Halo was always the non-evil alien stuff. They kept making Halo more about a green guy killing aliens and the series suffered for it, seems like they finally figured that out.

>>527911404
*more than about just

>>527909768
I'm paying attention.

>>527909768
That'll be another good one

>>527907498
anon NO

>open thread
>anime and /pol/
>open redcord
>bing bing wahoo
Is it that hard to just post Halo?

>>527921914
Yes.

>>527922049
Oh hey, it's the base from CRASH!

>>527718441
>fanart respects the original art
34-shitlo studios could never

>>527922872
left looks better

>>527863984
Why so tiny jaw? H3's version is suitable for gigachads, but the new version is for the average halo incel jaw?

>>527923221
I hope you get assblasted by the BTC

>>527922872
It was also strange that they left out so much hair despite the H2A design

>>527863984
How the hell does Infinite's AR looks worse than Halo 3's?

>>527922872
>>527924105
Can't wait for the real Halo 2 Anniversary (Halo 2 Ruby's Rebalance). It's gonna be so kino.

Pierre has abandoned us.

>>527925112
no he hasn't

Yes he has.

prove it

as i suspected...

>>527924913
I'm sure it will be a fun little mod yeah.

>xbox announces the new console is in the works
>zero hype

>>527929417
no point when everyone has a pc

Why doesn't the Needler kick up smoke from the needle holes anymore?

Page 10, unacceptable

Grifball’s in full swing with Classic and Thruster-equipped Octane modes, available in both default and third-person views across ten new arenas.

>https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/grifball

Best weapons for the Halo 3 campaign? Should I continue to stick with carbine/burst riffle?

2 fags be like
>”YUM! YUM! YUM! I love being a stupid cum guzzling sperm bank ass little FAGGOT!”
What causes this phenomenon?

weird gay headcanon above

>>527942042
you're a halo 2 speedrunner arent you

>>527942042
trvke

>>527941734
Battle Rifle overall.
Covenant Carbine a close second.
Auto weapons for the Flood.

Pay attention.
https://twitter.com/MartyTheElder/status/1935457158180782221

the halobros <3

Not Halo. Free Palestine.

>>527944162
Understood, the middle east will be turned to glass glory to the Hierarchs.

>>527938591
:(

>>527944162
>>527944335
why are all the boards talking about this guys?

>>527944776
The Prophets are manufacturing consent to justify a war against the UNSC.

NUKE IRAN FIRST DO IT DO IT DO IT

DEATH TO THOSE BROWN MUSLIMS BRLACKIE BROWNIE MUID SHITTERS

DEATH

TO

IRAN.

GOD

IS

ON

ISRAELS

SIDE.

DEATH

TO

IRAN

JEWS

ARE

THE

SUPERIOR

RACE.

DEATH

TO

IRAN.

JEWS

ARE

THE

HOLY

ONES.

DEATH

TO

IRAN.

DOWN

WITH

BROWNS.

MARTY NO

>>527929417
Similar to the PlayStation currently, why get the next Xbox when you can just get a Switch 2, a Steam Deck, or just wait on the Steam Deck 2? A console with no exclusives is worthless.

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

IRAN RUN OUT THE CLCOK

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

YOUR GENERALS ARE AAMMOCK

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

THE NUCLEAR COUNTDOWN BEGUN

TICKTOCK TICKTOCK

ALL YOUR WOMEN WILL BURN

TICK TOCK TICKTOCK

IN NUCLEAR HELLFIRE

TICKTOCK TICKTOCK

ISRAEL SUPREMECY

ISRAEL WIL LIBERATE IRAN FROM FILTTHY BROWNSKINS

IRAN USED TO BE FULL OF WHITE PEOPLE LIVING ON THE BEACHES AND BEING HAPPY

THEN SMELLY BROWNS TOOK POWER IN GOVERNMENT

TICKTOKC TICK TOCK


THE NUKES ARE COMING


YOUR PEOPLE WILL BURN AND WE WILL LIVE FOREVER

>>527944162
AMERICA FIRST
(die for israel, mutt)

Do not let the stupid politics distract you from the fact that Hiddenxperia lost his sponsorship shillcuck money when Sony delayed Marathon indefinitely.
>Not Ha-
Actually a franchise being brought back to just be gaped and raped is quintessential Halo.

IMAGINE cumming on his chubby little cheeks

i want to pinch his cheeks.

.,..

and cum on his ass...oooo it must be soo bubblty... ughg

so why cant iran have nuclear weapons? everyone else has them

SHOULD I DO A CUM TRIBUTE TO HIS FACE?????

MY PENIS IS SO HARD STARING AT HIM, MY VEINS ARE BULGING

>>527947085
do it

>>527947085
>>527946830
>>527946181
>>527945912
nice file name stupid british fuck go to sleep n***er

These are the last nine days of Iran.

12 janitors on /hg/, but they only patrol gacha threads.

you want to eat horsecock

you want to ride horsecock

you want to slip on dat hiddenxperia cock horse cock

you want to shove a horsecocok up hidden xperias bopypussy

you want to rape hiddenxperiaa bussy

you want to cum on hidden xperia

yeeees yooooou dooooooooooooooooo

you are attracted to hiddenxperia

you are attracted to hiddenxperia

you are attracted to hiddenxperia

you are attracted to hiddenxperia

rape

every morning i wake up with an erection

and masturbate to the thought of hidden xperia

taking it up the ass from my BIG WHITE COCK

cumming all over his asshole


and slipping it down his throat

while i finger his bumhole

and scoop out littlee shit pieces

and take a nice big whiff

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP**

and shove it in my mouth

mmmmm


my penis gets so purple thinking about hiddenxperia

ohhhhh every morning i get morning wood thinking about him topping me

i want to lick his chubby little feet


mmmm

ohh i cum gallons to him

i cum tribnute so much to him


a big white cock sweaty drooping on his face is heaven

BOUNCING

UP

AND

DOWN

ON

A

BIG

WHITE

COCK

HIS PROLAPSE WOULD TASTE DIVINE OHHHH YEEESS

MMMM DADDY LET ME LICK YHOUR TUMMY WUMMY OHHHHH I WNAT TO CUM IN YOUR FORESKIN HIDDENXPERIA

>Mention how 2 sucks and its fans are all faggots.
>>527946830
>>527947052
>>527947085
>>527948174
>>527948408
>>527947883
A 2 fag in action everybody.

>-2025-6-19
>6-19
The HiddenXperia spammer being Australian isn't surprising.

>>527948459
meant for >>527944162

>supports Israel
>fantasise having sex with gay men

TRUE....BASED AS FUCKKKKKKKK

can marty please explain why Iran cant have nukes and thats why americans have to go there and die?

>>527949038
Sure

They're brown

Literally never trust browns with nukes, every nuclear super power currently the majority of their population and leaders are white

And no nuclear war

Americans die for this dream to continue, deal with it, you get to shoot a bunch of towel heads and fuck their women with a big dragon dildo

>>527949324
pakistan and india have nukes

>>527949396
2 brown countries with nukes cancelled each other out with MAD

Add a 3rd and they'll just end up nuking also iran used to be white so we gotta clean tbay filthy nigger shit up america style

>>527944162
We're reaching levels of shabbos goy that shouldn't be possible.

>>527949594
that didnt work for iraq though
iraq is an even bigger brown shithole now with islamic sects just fighting one another for control
that's just what's going to happen to iran

>>527949767
Invading iran will make us rich too

THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HUMAN COVENANT WAR!!!

do you guys think ONI also had a ton of footage of UNSC officials raping kids and used it as blackmail to force them to go to war?

>>527945912
we all disagree that

>>527424927 (OP)
Did humans win the war or did the Covenant races just realize their jihad was based on a lie?

Halo

>>527960580
Then the next guy kicked your ass, Red.

>>527956224
The Elites won.

>>527909060
meow meow :3

>>527944162
Marty is censoring me.
Reach has fallen.

>>527972624
You aren't paying attention.

>>527972624
I would call him out, but he would just hide my replies like he did to that poor sod.

>>527974343
twitter is gay

>>527975994
same

>>527963601
good kitty pet pet

This ain't /kot/.
Take it to the vet, retard.

YEEEEOWCH!

>>527425542
microsoft's whole thing is mismanaging literally everything and then buying out something that's already doing well.

Flatties are Halo

>>527979006
how old is she

Not Halo.

Cortana was best when she was a purple flatty.
>but 4-
Disgusting fat cow. Sickening.

4tana is the best tana though.

Can't wait for the next Halo to again drop entire plot points and either bring back characters or kill off characters within the first few missions. Also The Endless will just be The Flood and they will explain it as either "information got corrupted and lost" or "Some knew all along but wanted to punish the forerunners"
That Harbinger alien lady has plenty of reason to lie about what they are.

only God's chosen are allowed to bomb hospitals you fucking goyim

>>527981692
the endless is and always has been irrelevant
from the first time everyone heard that name, we all collectively laughed at how stupid and unoriginal it sounded
nobody will lose sleep over it going nowhere

>>527983375
Remember this is 343. There is no "time traveling" species as so many have tried to predict. The Endless is just The Flood and that will be 343/Halo Studios attempt at some huge story twist.

>*Chief and Cortana hanging out in their pelican*
>Cortana: Chief, incoming transmission, it's a banished frequency
>Chief: patch it through
>*Hologram appears*
>Escharum: *mouthing words*
>Chief: I can't hear anything, turn up the volume
>*Escharum still silent*
>Cortana: I don't know chief, I turned the volume all the way up, maybe there's a problem with the transmission
>*Escharum loudly inhales*
>Escharum: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
>*Pelican violently shakes, red flashing warning lights everywhere*
>*Echo 216 loses his balance and is knocked unconscious*
>*Escharum continues screaming*
>*Chief falls over, shields break*
>*ᵇᵉᵉᵖᵇᵉᵉᵖᵇᵉᵉᵖᵇᵉᵉᵖᵇᵉᵉᵖᵇᵉᵉᵖᵇᵉᵉᵖᵇᵉᵉᵖ*
>Chief: CORTANA, END TRANSMISSION!
>*Brief moment of Escharum laughing before his hologram disappears*

ISRAEL TAKES YOUR MONEY AND NOW WANTS YOU TO DIE FOR THEM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>527883292
What country?

who is "you" in the above poster's comment?

>>527988485
mutts
they take mutts' money via taxes to the US government who send money to Israel
then they tell the US government via lobbying to send them to die in Iran

>>527985542
finally a sfw escharum pasta

>>527985542
>no rape
>no scat
>no vore
>no racism
>not even any food
And you call this an Escharumpost? You fucking sicken me.

>>527985542
actually pretty funny

>>527985542
This is my favorite Escharum post. Man, if we could get more of these like this from now on, it'd be pretty nice.
Genuinely based, nice work.

I wish I could tell you it was difficult...

BROKEN.....
SCATTERED.
HUNTED......
D E F E A T E D.................

>>527989830
Pretty bold to call yourself a good natured guy just after referring to a race of people as "rabid dogs that need to be put down" btw

>scattered
>SCAT-TURD
bruh

What would Escharum's opinion on the Iranian conflict be?

>Leave Iran to us.

>>527990213
hed be laughing at the little humans throwing rockets at each other