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Anonymous No.527424927 >>527438832 >>527657805 >>527661792 >>527662401 >>527900931 >>527956224
/hg/ - Halo General
#1920 - Did Nothing Wrong edition

Halo Info:
>Current Infinite Operation: Forerunner (5/6)
https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/last-stand-operation-launch
>Latest Infinite Update (5/2)
https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/summer-update-2025-halo-infinite

Halo News:
>Phil Spencer cites 2026 for "the return of a classic that has been with Xbox since the beginning"
https://kotaku.com/xbox-showcase-halo-ce-remaster-forza-horizon-6-gears-1851784012
>Halo to make BIG announcement at HCS World Champipnship
https://gamerant.com/rumor-halo-series-announcement-new-game/
>Halo 3's Hayabusa Armor Returns in Infinite, will be a free exchange item
https://youtu.be/3w7icYLffvM?si=OuUqXieXYVCPTC0B

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Anonymous No.527425070
IM HERE HERE READY TO SHITPOST
Anonymous No.527425087 >>527866684
You are currently browsing /hg/ thread #1920

>Previous Threads
>>526848214 | #1919 - Slow, Agonizing, Death Spiral
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>>526250246 | #1917 - An Ancient Arrival
Anonymous No.527425378
The Endless has arrived
Anonymous No.527425542 >>527425639 >>527977715
So...Call of Duty is Microsoft's new Halo? Halo has been completely replaced now?
Anonymous No.527425639
>>527425542
DATS RITE BOI
KNEEL DOWN TO THE BIG COD COCK
Anonymous No.527425731
>did nothing wr-ACK
Anonymous No.527426083
Anonymous No.527426769 >>527441476
Halo is dead
Anonymous No.527427129 >>527428113 >>527429095 >>527429343 >>527430147
Halo is fine.
Anonymous No.527427965 >>527428113 >>527430147
No gays. No fags.
Only Halo.
Anonymous No.527428076 >>527430147
SPV3 IS Halo!
Anonymous No.527428113 >>527428508
>>527427965
>>527427129
What a disgusting looking mod
Anonymous No.527428243 >>527429343 >>527430147
Halo.
a
l
o
.
Anonymous No.527428508
>>527428113
need this but with elite balls instead
Anonymous No.527429095 >>527430147
>>527427129
Man I love that Brute Needler. They need to put that in the main games. So satisfying to shoot.
Anonymous No.527429316 >>527430147
Turns out the way to make the Library not shit was to add vehicles.
Anonymous No.527429343 >>527430147
>>527427129
>>527428243
Maybe there should be a limit to how much soul something can have. Maybe it should be illegal for SPV3 to have this much soul.
Anonymous No.527430147
>>527429343
>>527429316
>>527429095
>>527428243
>>527428076
>>527427965
>>527427129
t. masterz1337
Anonymous No.527430438
would you call a raccoon exploded on the road "fine"? because thats what halo is.
Anonymous No.527432304
Halo is fine.
Anonymous No.527433204 >>527434853
Anonymous No.527434853 >>527435656
>>527433204
Not fucking Halo.
Anonymous No.527435656
>>527434853
debunked
Anonymous No.527435892
the UNSC cannot prevent what will happen today.
Anonymous No.527436523
Halo.
Anonymous No.527438626
orm
Anonymous No.527438832 >>527440152
>>527424927 (OP)
JingleBaza here. (real)
Anyone down for Halo MCC, multiplayer or coop, message me on xbox or add me on steam.
Any time zone.
NAT type open.
Anonymous No.527439234
>British
>any time zone
Fake and gay.
Anonymous No.527439310
i have friends everywhere
Anonymous No.527439562 >>527439903
3 > all :3
Anonymous No.527439903 >>527440073
>>527439562
For once, I agree with you, Adjacent Bias.
Anonymous No.527440073 >>527440169
>>527439903
bias is just the most obvious of us
but we number many
Anonymous No.527440152 >>527440443 >>527510008
>>527438832
@realbaza here
i endorse this message but do not consent to you posting it
Anonymous No.527440169
>>527440073
Nah, it's just (You).
Anonymous No.527440369
>he actually played coop
I kneel, "I'm Jingle BaZa looking for coop" poster.
You won.
Anonymous No.527440443
>>527440152
halo ce coop is peak
Anonymous No.527440757
Gaylo Remake when?
Anonymous No.527441327 >>527442278
Halo Infinite 2 announcement?
Halo Reboot announcement?
When???
Anonymous No.527441476
>>527426769
Halo is gay
Anonymous No.527442195
Halo is here.
Anonymous No.527442278
>>527441327
Realistically, any halo reboot from any surviving members of 343 will not have any of ce's kinoisms. Chain reactions for example will not be in the game. Grunts will be a little too cartoony like they are in shitfinite and jackals will speak english.
Anonymous No.527442754
Halo was played.
Anonymous No.527442951
post above was added to the terminations
Anonymous No.527443573
You can't terminate Halo X in Halo Y.
Anonymous No.527443820
Nat type was open and Darlingtons were played.
Anonymous No.527443951
Are warthog skins kosher?
Anonymous No.527444669
Halo was crashed to desktop.
Anonymous No.527444795
Thank God for the Regulars
Anonymous No.527445371
how is a n'wah gonna borrow a food nipple?
n'wah is you gonna give it back?
Anonymous No.527448618 >>527510117
Anonymous No.527448773
I kinda want to play coop.
This is not a shitpost.
Anonymous No.527449000 >>527453443
plutonium server tomorrow morning
Anonymous No.527449071 >>527449618 >>527450061
Plutonium is Call of Duty, not Halo.
Anonymous No.527449618
>>527449071
no it's doom you retard
Anonymous No.527450061
>>527449071
they are one in the same desu
Anonymous No.527450119
No.
Anonymous No.527452531
Gaylo? More like Halo.
Anonymous No.527452923 >>527605548
average female spartan
Anonymous No.527453443
>>527449000
reminder that the first round is 7 shots to the leg, THEN knife them
do NOT terminate them before shooting
you will lose 70 points
whoever is Russman gets to kill everything and open the doors
whoever is Darlington HAS to craft all the craftables
NO ASSISTANCE
not even on die rise
you WILL loop around the whole map and you WILL like it
Anonymous No.527457924 >>527458127 >>527476015
The Flood is a shit mechanic change my mind.
Anonymous No.527458127
>>527457924
yeah it's really annoying when the zombies get lit on fire by it then don't respawn when you get to far. black ops 2 should've kept permanent crawlers
Anonymous No.527459031 >>527489654 >>527521880
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7yJHpWEVk
new tage by xander
how can /hg/tage even complete
Anonymous No.527459065 >>527459661
Fuck off Baza
Anonymous No.527459282
he's asleep by now
he's the reason we're playing it in the morning instead of tonight
Anonymous No.527459661
>>527459065
It's so easy.
Anonymous No.527464081 >>527464463 >>527468823 >>527489763 >>527501097 >>527515613 >>527517665 >>527813770
What do you want to see in the Halo Combat Evolved Remake?

1. Base movement speed should be increased. Halo has always felt too slow.
2. Give us the movement options from Halo 5, clamber, thruster, ground pound, etc. I was really disappointed that Infinite removed these. And the grapple hook in Infinite was lame. Made vehicles feel pointless for traversal.
3. Let us carry multiple weapons. Give us a weapon wheel.
Anonymous No.527464463
>>527464081
Inclusive options that allow you to disable features such as hitmarkers, for one.
Anonymous No.527468823
>>527464081
How about you choke on a Beretta and pull the trigger.
Anonymous No.527476015 >>527476983 >>527657642
>>527457924
Not bringing the flood back was 343's smartest decision regarding the series. Unfortunately, they not learn from Bungie's failures and keep insisting on introducing new galaxywide threats, all of which end up playing and functioning like the Flood anyway.
Anonymous No.527476983
>>527476015
*they did not learn
Anonymous No.527479901
I like the flood.
Anonymous No.527480102
I don't like you.
Anonymous No.527480449
not my problem
Anonymous No.527480935
The only good Flood level is 343 Guilty Spark, and even then only when you play the game for the first time.
Anonymous No.527486201 >>527488575
gaylo
Anonymous No.527486219
Cortana, the level, is fine.
The AI isn't though. She's not doing okay at all.
Anonymous No.527487706 >>527488286
The "content creators" genuinely don't get it.
The "golden age" is never coming back.
Anonymous No.527488286
>>527487706
A lot of people don't get it. Halo lost the general audience/dudebros before Reach even existed to Call of Duty.
Anonymous No.527488575
>>527486201
CEmake if it was good.
Anonymous No.527489654
>>527459031
Buy an ad.
Anonymous No.527489763 >>527493041 >>527500242
>>527464081
Secondary fire for all weapons.
That's the ideal "4th wheel" of combat. No abilities or power-ups or whatever.
More vehicle sections. Especially aircraft.
Anonymous No.527493041
>>527489763
Return of the AR with underbarrel grenade launcher, not seen since 2000.
Anonymous No.527498323 >>527498368
Is this the halo thread?
Anonymous No.527498368
>>527498323
No.
Anonymous No.527498634
Sonna...
Anonymous No.527500242 >>527501495 >>527501553 >>527676834
>>527489763
nah some weapons should be stinky poopoo
and wtf is the sniper rifle's secondary going to be?
what's stopping you from just picking up a different gun with the effect you desire?
halo is an arena shooter with bullet hell elements, not a power fantasy
Anonymous No.527501097 >>527510295 >>527511846
>>527464081
UNSC should have robotic troops that juxtapose the relative humanity in master chief. They would allow for friendly ai after the flood has taken over and the sentinels have turned on you. You should be able to issue simple commands since Cortana can control them. They could look like pic related but have their endoskeletons and red eyes revealed when their helmet and armor is shot off.
Anonymous No.527501495 >>527503336
>>527500242
>nah some weapons should be stinky poopoo
That doesn't change + you're 12.
>and wtf is the sniper rifle's secondary going to be?
Scope.
>what's stopping you from just picking up a different gun with the effect you desire?
...How is this even a question... how would it be different to switching guns with only primary fire...
>halo is an arena shooter with bullet hell elements, not a power fantasy
This doesn't change.
Anonymous No.527501553 >>527503336
>>527500242
>nah some weapons should be stinky poopoo
They really shouldn't. Halo had that shit after 1 because Bungie couldn't design a sandbox worth a shit when multiplayer wasn't something they tacked on in the last minute.
Anonymous No.527503336 >>527523463
>>527501495
You're the cross-board schizo faggot from before lol. Not reading.
>>527501553
Why are you implying CE didn't have bad weapons? Are you ignoring the needler, the AR, the sniper vs flood, the rockets vs elites and hunters, the pistol vs sentinels? Speaking strictly about heroic and legendary of course. Weapons in halo need disadvantages and some need more than others. Some weapons need to be more valuable. Sniper rifle and rockets for example should have low ammo. There should be a reason not to just pick pistol and shotgun. The reason being the pistol is shit vs sentinels and the shotgun doesn't have the range for them. Giving a gun a secondary fire often means eliminating the primary fire's shortcomings; which just means you can go through the whole game with one gun unless you run out of ammo. Maybe it means something different to you, let me know. Picking up a weapon in halo is a game changer because of the different strengths and weaknesses it brings with it and because of what you are losing by swapping your pistol for a plasma pistol. Any effect a weapon can have should be singular, so you can have more weapons in the sandbox. And just to be clear, I think the plasma pistol was rightfully nerfed after CE. Maybe it could've been handled better but it was clearly the best weapon with an absurd amount of ammo. Without overcharge it's really good. With overcharge it's a no brainer. When you realize this the game becomes about finding the best weapon to go with the plasma pistol.
Anonymous No.527507532
It's coming...
Anonymous No.527507691
plutonium very soon...
Anonymous No.527507739
I'm cumming...
Anonymous No.527508067
Filling the palace of pain soap dispensers with semen the look on jega's face is gonna be epic
Anonymous No.527510008 >>527514385
>>527440152
Nice
Anonymous No.527510117 >>527514385
>>527448618
KEK
Anonymous No.527510295 >>527514385
>>527501097
Hmmm
Anonymous No.527511846
>>527501097
>They could look like pic related but have their endoskeletons and red eyes revealed when their helmet and armor is shot off
at some point they would look just as inhuman as the flood
all ragged and shambling
sadly 343 will never be capable of such kino
Anonymous No.527512116 >>527515743 >>527680705
Reach a shit
Anonymous No.527514385
>>527510008
>>527510117
>>527510295
be funny if all those posts are the same guy
one guy making all the good posts
Anonymous No.527515613
>>527464081
Personally I hope they do something new and fun with it.
>Base movement speed should be increased. Halo has always felt too slow.
Or just introduce sprint. That's more realistic - you have a moderate default moving speed, and then you can sprint also. I don't think Halo should adopt a Quake-style very fast base movement speed. It's a bit cartoonish and not realistic.
>Give us the movement options from Halo 5, clamber, thruster, ground pound, etc.
That would be cool.
>Let us carry multiple weapons. Give us a weapon wheel.
Maybe. Halo is obviously known for its 2 weapons though. Also 2 weapons is more realistic.

Anyway I hope it's not just Halo CE's game mechanics with new graphics. I hope they make the gameplay new in some way. If I wanted to play Halo CE with updated graphics I can just install a texture pack for the original Halo CE.
Anonymous No.527515743
>>527512116
Reach was a great game, I had a lot of fun playing Reach online, and the campaign is really good too
Anonymous No.527515816 >>527516272 >>527516557 >>527516656 >>527517506 >>527623815 >>527624213
Since the other one died prematurely

https://files.catbox.moe/9isu2q.png

https://files.catbox.moe/2a0k97.png

https://files.catbox.moe/fchvsb.png
Anonymous No.527516272
>>527515816
High performance mode, always.
Anonymous No.527516557
>>527515816
COMPACT EFFICIENCY MODE
COMPACT EFFICIENCY MODE
COMPACT EFFICIENCY MODE
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.527516656 >>527516773
>>527515816
>>https://files.catbox.moe/9isu2q.png
That isn't true anymore after the asspull retcon of making cortana a forerunner AI
Anonymous No.527516773
>>527516656
w-what?
Anonymous No.527517506
>>527515816
*the other draw thread died

Damn im tired
Anonymous No.527517665
>>527464081
Here is your (You)
Anonymous No.527519091 >>527520246 >>527542737
SPLITGATE 2 IS LIKE HALO WITH PORTALS!!!!
>weapon loadouts
>classes
>random loot
Anonymous No.527520246
>>527519091
The second one isnโ€™t trying to be halo as much as the first one was
Anonymous No.527521451
De*th to Iran
Anonymous No.527521490
settle down, escharum
Anonymous No.527521712
Holy God is on our side.
Anonymous No.527521880 >>527623916
>>527459031
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.527521927
ISRAEL STANDS STRONG

IRAN IS WEAK

DEATH TO THEIR CHILDREN AND THEIR CHILDRENS CHILDREN

PRAISE HOLY GOD
Anonymous No.527522228
De*th to ir@n and it's women
Anonymous No.527522469
Rape all Iranians
Anonymous No.527522487
Shut the fuck up, Marty.
Anonymous No.527522632
weird
Anonymous No.527522690
Bomb Iranian

Rape iran

Fuck iran

Burn iran

Rape iran

Slith throats of iran children

Chop off Iranian penises

Slice open pregnant Iranians

Shit down Iranians throats

Fuck Iranians

Shoot Iranians

Lick dead Iranian corpses

Nuke iran

Rape iran

Kill iran

Death to iran

Death to iran
Anonymous No.527523463
>>527503336
>You're the cross-board schizo faggot from before lol. Not reading.
>y-y-y-y-y-you're just wrong okay you heckin chud
Keep it up.
Anonymous No.527524093 >>527537018
terminated post above
somehow worse than all the posts above it lol
Anonymous No.527524191
yeeze is such a good girl
Anonymous No.527528873
Please remember the Spartan code everyone. The last general was leaning a little too much on the wrong side of history.
Anonymous No.527529163 >>527529346 >>527529356 >>527530407
Halo
This isn't the prettiest level, but it's nice to have a new campaign mission that isn't a port from one game to another or AI shoved into multiplayer maps.
Anonymous No.527529346 >>527529761
>>527529163
What mod?
Anonymous No.527529356
>>527529163
halo ce levels in halo 2 would be kinomaxxing
Anonymous No.527529425
We were never asked!
Anonymous No.527529751
just spilt creamy tea on my white linen shirt
Anonymous No.527529761 >>527535823
>>527529346
https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=3499167114
Anonymous No.527530407
>>527529163
>it's nice to have a new campaign mission that isnt AI shoved into multiplayer maps.
Fucking This
Anonymous No.527535823
>>527529761
SPV3 bros, our God has spoken!
Anonymous No.527537018
>>527524093
>terminated
Forced
Anonymous No.527537890 >>527539890
nancy above
Anonymous No.527539787
nancy when he sees a terminator post
Anonymous No.527539890
>>527537890
>nancy above
Forced
Anonymous No.527540706
today's plutonium was better than ever before
the regular crew have bounced but i feel like playing halo mcc
any takers?
Anonymous No.527541098 >>527541319 >>527543173 >>527543717 >>527544040 >>527546752
Pierre hire you as the game director for the remakes. How do you improve upon the originals? Do you make changes or keep them as true to originals as possible?
Anonymous No.527541319
>>527541098
>throw out everything
>keep only names, basic plot elements, and aesthetics
>start from the POA arriving at a Halo ring, go from there
Hardy was right btw
Anonymous No.527542121
Halo.
Anonymous No.527542642 >>527542762
>/hg/ will play CoD but not Halo
Terrible times we live in. Not that I'm a shining example. I don't even have mcc installed lmao.
Anonymous No.527542737
>>527519091
Splitgate 1 however was straight up Halo with portals
Anonymous No.527542762
>>527542642
>don't even have mcc installed
Based
Anonymous No.527543173
>>527541098
Maybe they should just reboot it, like how Doom 2016 rebooted Doom

So then the CE remake might follow a similar (or the same) story as the original CE, but with fresh new gameplay

As long as the new Halo is fun to play then I'll be happy, even if they make changes to the Halo formula

There's no point in trying to appeal only to 30-somethings who grew up with Halo. Surely the only way to have Halo survive is to also appeal to today's kids and teenagers. They'll probably want gameplay which is more similar to today's big FPS games.
Anonymous No.527543305
Kill all CoDfags.
They are not Halo.
Anonymous No.527543653 >>527543727
nancy above
Anonymous No.527543717
>>527541098
I'd be down for taking a good look at all the intended plans for each game (including the plot for after the Ark Marcus and Marty mentioned) and following that route. Maybe. Either way, Pierre would also be getting access to my post-Ark plans which have evolved into something pretty fun.
Anonymous No.527543727
>>527543653
Forced
Anonymous No.527543802
Still not Halo.
Anonymous No.527543890
Anonymous No.527544040 >>527544553
>>527541098
>increase move speed by 25-50% (no sprint)
>generally make non-precision weapons more effective so they're actually worth using (how exactly varies per gun, but more accuracy would help)
>remove melee lunging in favor of CE's longer-reaching but more precise melees
>replace shitty and/or repetitive level design
>keep art direction the same for each game - sticking to 00s graphics tech but maximizing what can be done with it instead of cucking for Xbox performance
>restore most cut content in one way or another if it makes sense
>fill in the gap between the end of 2 and start of 3, probably as part of 2
>re-design the scarab, basing it mostly on the Halo 2 incarnation but giving it more weapons and multiple ways to destroy it depending on what's available to you
>actually explain or at least breadcrumb some things you would only know about from reading the books (spartan program, scale and length of the war, Halsey-Keyes relationship and their importance to the story... seriously, think about playing Reach without knowing who Halsey is because it doesn't tell you shit)
>more large-scale vehicle battles
>no turning brutes into just worse elites in 3
>implement engineers and drones into games they're not in
>this list could go on forever and I have to go take a shit now
Anonymous No.527544429 >>527544737 >>527544764
Halo doesn't need to be faster. Anyone wanting to increase movement speed is a retarded zoomer and should be hanged on sight.
Anonymous No.527544553
>>527544040
>>increase move speed by 25-50% (no sprint)
Disagree. I'd like to see the same movement speed (and sprint) as found in Reach.
Anonymous No.527544737 >>527544846
>>527544429
My impression is that they're boomers who grew up with Quake and they want Halo to be more like Quake (which is why I keep seeing boomers refer to Halo as an arena shooter)
Anonymous No.527544764 >>527545015
>>527544429
Yeah because Halo wasn't horrifically slow compared to other shooters at the time or anything. Only Fortnite-brained zoomzooms would want a game to be faster.
Anonymous No.527544846
>>527544737
They're CoD secondaries. Always has, always will be.
Anonymous No.527545015 >>527545143
>>527544764
The slowness was already remedied by adding sprint in Reach onwards.
Anonymous No.527545135
Anonymous No.527545143 >>527546101
>>527545015
>add sprint
>franchise goes to shit
Nice idea, Anon. You should send your resume to Halo Studios, they would love to have you on board!
Anonymous No.527545560 >>527546101
>reachbabies trying to dictate what classic halo is
Anonymous No.527546101 >>527546589 >>527547848 >>527550779 >>527583009
>>527545143
Reach was a great game. I dunno why COD overtook Halo at that point. Maybe because COD was on both major platforms, so whichever console you had, you could play it and talk to your friends about it.

>>527545560
>halo should stay exactly as it was in the mid-2000s and it should never ever change
If you love those games then go and play them on MCC. Meanwhile, new Halo games should make changes. New games should offer new experiences, or else gamers aren't going to be interested.
Anonymous No.527546589 >>527546865 >>527548260
>>527546101
>new games should make changes
>NOOOO IT CAN'T BE INCREASING BASE SPEED, IT HAS TO BE A SPRINT BUTTON LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!!!
Holy zoomzoom.
Anonymous No.527546752
>>527541098
Add the cut levels to ce, 2 and maybe 3. Personally I think 3 needs a full redux. I think halo 2 could make adjustments to fit in with CE's ending better. Or maybe just change CE because 2's story is just better overall. So basically change halo 1 and 3 to better connect with halo 2. And add the missing pieces to halo 2 unless they take place in 3's timeline, like earth ark. I dunno I'll have to put some more thought into this. I cut my wrist earlier so I don't feel like typing any more rn.
Anonymous No.527546865 >>527547361
>>527546589
Both suck, CoDfag.
Anonymous No.527547361 >>527547453
>>527546865
>literally arguing against sprint
>Codfag
Delusional.
Anonymous No.527547453 >>527547995
>>527547361
My bad, Fortnite zoomer.
Anonymous No.527547848
>>527546101
Cod stayed at the top while making no meaningful changes until advanced warfare where there was absolutely no competition left because everyone kept changing shit to be more like cod. Same with counter strike. People like new things, even if they're fundamentally the same. Bungie should've been doing annual expansions for halo 3. I don't know how or what they should've done to achieve that, but it worked for the most popular franchise to just mix things up a little. Obviously call of duty had more resources and better management than bungie since they were able to shit out a whole 8 hour campaign annually where it took bungie 3 fucking years.
I could go on but I've already made an unreasonably long post for a back and forth.
Anonymous No.527547995
>>527547453
Anonymous No.527548260 >>527550689
>>527546589
>>NOOOO IT CAN'T BE INCREASING BASE SPEED
Halo isn't Quake
Anonymous No.527550564 >>527551414
DONT FORGET UKRAINE!!!!!
Anonymous No.527550689 >>527551251 >>527551720
>>527548260
>Halo isn't Quake
Wrong.
Anonymous No.527550779
>>527546101
>I dunno why COD overtook Halo at that point
Production value rising + less effort involved in having fun. It makes sense that a fun enough, high enough fidelity game, where a single tap earns you a kill, will be more popular.
>Reach
I was thinking of typing a lot more but suffice to say: even Reach's creative director admits non-ability gameplay aged better, despite having more reason than anyone on the planet to have an ego or hold to those decisions.
>next steps
Even Halo 5, for all its bumbling and stumbling, actually at one point had both ability-focused and non-ability gameplay. Sure it was just 1 mode introduced after most of the playerbase bled, but it's remarkable they bothered at all, people were excited about it and it actually saw play. Not a huge surprise given people had been requesting non-ability returns since Reach. Well literally can have both.
Further, just turns Sprint (trade shooting for speed in 1 direction) to a general speed boost that exchanges accuracy for speed. That's way more appropriate for Halo where you used to be able to move at max speed in any direction WHILE shooting. It would also play into strafe, being turned on and off mid-strafe to further throw off an opponent's aim, but with the sacrifice of very important accuracy. Still better than halting firing just for a 1-direction boost.
And you know what? You can still have all previous abilities in other playlists/customs. No different from having SWAT/Infection (shieldless gameplay, speed changes), Fiesta (can spawn with awesome or awful weapons) and other major rule-changing modes. Halo has long had campaign-only and multiplayer-only types, so it's just having more variety for differing audiences within a reasonable range.
Anonymous No.527551251
>>527550689
Go to bed grandpa
Anonymous No.527551414
>>527550564
Marty didn't like this one.
Anonymous No.527551720
>>527550689
Not Halo.
Anonymous No.527553265 >>527723827
i wanna put a chastity cage on yeeze
Anonymous No.527553729 >>527563280
please don't
Anonymous No.527553928
they're fun tho
Anonymous No.527558301 >>527558390
just played halo with the
Anonymous No.527558390 >>527564831
>>527558301
With the what?
WITH THE WHAT?
Anonymous No.527559440 >>527559501
Oh no don't start with that what crap again
Anonymous No.527559501
>>527559440
WHAT CRAP?
Anonymous No.527559863
WATCH MY 9 MILLIMETER GO BANG
WADADADANG
WADADADADANG
Anonymous No.527561334
If you wanna see some action
Gotta be the centre of attraction
Anonymous No.527562853 >>527563036
Anonymous No.527563036
>>527562853
>cats aren't Hal-ACK
Anonymous No.527563280
>>527553729
put on the cage, toy
Anonymous No.527564813
Halo.
Anonymous No.527564831 >>527567962
>>527558390
Candleja
Anonymous No.527566374 >>527568105 >>527568386
Nah, this is the REAL Halo.
Anonymous No.527567517 >>527567740
Recent SPV3 talk made me want to look up SPV1 since I vaguely remember it being good.
Boy was I fucking wrong...
Anonymous No.527567740
>>527567517
>mfw
Anonymous No.527567962 >>527569712 >>527573929
>>527564831
skellington
Anonymous No.527568105
>>527566374
looks like the ai got downgraded pretty hard
Anonymous No.527568386 >>527568916 >>527568956
>>527566374
Not bad, but that's just the tip of the iceberg. The true essence of Halo lies deeper within.
Anonymous No.527568916
>>527568386
AAA studios WISH they could make goyslop of this magnitude.
Anonymous No.527568956 >>527569752
>>527568386
I found SPV3 to be more fun than Ultimate Firefight. The new weapons are also less retarded than garbage like the Fireshard Rifle or the Plasma Caster.
Anonymous No.527569712
>>527567962
Literally rofl'd when i first saw this
Anonymous No.527569752
>>527568956
Oh, for sure. SPV3 is the better overall experience. But I like that in Ultimate Firefight you can just jump in an have a fun, silly half-hour session then quit out and forget about it. It's a really nice casual experience in between matchmaking and campaign mission runs. Everyone should play through SPV3 at least once or twice for the experience, but Ultimate Firefight is something I can leave installed forever and can keep coming back to.
Anonymous No.527570030 >>527570103
/hg/ lost this war months ago.
Anonymous No.527570103
>>527570030
Which one?
/hg/ has been losing pretty badly lately...
Anonymous No.527570803 >>527570941 >>527571138 >>527574102
>No Halo news at the official Xbox Games Showcase
Should MS just sell the IP to Nintendo or Sega? If they don't like Halo any more then just get rid of it so someone can get some use out of it. They were pretty quick to show off that Forge project, but they haven't made any progress in all this time since then? What are they doing over there. This was the perfect time to show off Chief's new armor or whatever they're working on.
Anonymous No.527570941
>>527570803
Corporation DO NOT sell IPs.
Microsoft would rather let Halo die in obscurity than let someone take else chance with Halo.
Anonymous No.527571138
>>527570803
they realize that people are upset with halo at the moment
they need to lay low until halo 3 anniversary is ready
Anonymous No.527571371
>H3A gets shadow released on PS6 and Switch 2 Pro
>Xbox players forced to sit in the third chair and watch
Anonymous No.527571602
Halo.
Anonymous No.527572709
The Shift...
Anonymous No.527573487
i just shifted in my pants
Anonymous No.527573929
>>527567962
la mort
Anonymous No.527574102
>>527570803
>show off Chief's new armor
Possibly not finished. I think back to how they used Reach Mark V in early CEA builds/ViDocs and then had that unfinished CEA Mark V in the trailer.
Anonymous No.527574406
i just shifted my weiner from the left pant leg to the right one
Anonymous No.527575763 >>527575914
SHIFT INTO TURBO
Anonymous No.527575914
>>527575763
That's an insult to the show to compare it to GEN2
Anonymous No.527576190 >>527576327 >>527576771
This is Halo.
Anonymous No.527576327 >>527576381
>>527576190
SPV3 is a metaphor for gay sex
Anonymous No.527576381
>>527576327
No, that's coop open nat only.
Anonymous No.527576771
>>527576190
Whoa, when did they add that? I need to replay this. Getting it set up on linux might be a pain though.
Anonymous No.527577563 >>527577693 >>527577824
Fuck it. I'm done. This character doesn't even have a flashlight, how am I supposed to navigate missions like this? This is ridiculous. Did the designers forget that in this mission you are not playing Master Chief?
Anonymous No.527577693
>>527577563
>filtered by the good parts of Quarantine Zone
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.527577824 >>527579965
>>527577563
>assiversary mode
>not adjusting gamma
You did this to yourself.
Anonymous No.527579146
Anonymous No.527579156 >>527579397
The Flamethrower is only "good" in Halo 3.
It's ass in CE and it's shit in SPV3.
Anonymous No.527579397
>>527579156
filtered
Anonymous No.527579965 >>527580108
>>527577824
I shouldn't have to micromanage settings, which in this case is pretty much cheating I should say, just because the developers decided to remove one of the most important feature of the game. If they didn't want Arbiter to have a flashlight, maybe they should have considered giving his race better night vision. This map is crawling with small flood that is difficult to aim at and now you can't even see them at all
Anonymous No.527580108
>>527579965
The level is fine with the original graphics, lil bro.
Anonymous No.527580356 >>527580897
Nice to see this section being as shit as it was in the original.
Anonymous No.527580897 >>527581198
>>527580356
Can both limbs be shot off like the original?
Anonymous No.527580976 >>527581606
'pure forms' are NOT Halo
Anonymous No.527581198
>>527580897
Yes.
Anonymous No.527581606
>>527580976
Filtered.
Anonymous No.527582428 >>527583078
Noooo! Not the hecking alien doggos!
Anonymous No.527583009
>>527546101
>Reach was a great game.
Lol
>I dunno why COD overtook Halo at that point.
Okay I'll actually be serious about this instead of just going "lmao reach shit".
Halo was old news by the time MW2 came around, and even CoD4 was taking shots at H3 a month into it's life. It was a cartoon game vs "realistic" looking current day shooter, and the audience of mostly teenage boys flocked to CoD in droves.
Bungie tried to get that audience back by making Reach look like greeble tactical hell and have it be as a "serious war movie", but all they managed to do was bin more of the core Halo audience.
Anonymous No.527583078 >>527583190 >>527583232
>>527582428
Ok you convinced me. As soon as I'm done beating Halo 4 Mythic Campaign, I'm trying this mod. I don't care how much troubleshooting I need to do, I'm gonna get it working. Nice work, anon. Man I love Halo mods.
Anonymous No.527583190 >>527586483
>>527583078
Shouldn't be that hard. Make sure you have MCC or Custom Edition installed.
Anonymous No.527583232
>>527583078
>I'm trying this mod
Retrying*
I've played an older version before, but from the webms you've been posting it looks like they've added a bunch of new stuff.
Anonymous No.527585935
Halo.
Anonymous No.527586472
The Piercer was cool, I guess.
Anonymous No.527586483
>>527583190
Marahon 3 vibes, not bad. Not a bad spin-off mod.
Anonymous No.527586946
Anonymous No.527587172
And I'm done posting SPV3 webms.
Anonymous No.527587653 >>527587748
Thank god.
Anonymous No.527587748
>>527587653
Don't worry. I'll post more Ultimate Firefight in the future.
Anonymous No.527587910
Good. I love you.
Anonymous No.527592616
YeezeID
Anonymous No.527594115
Let's try keep the discussion heterosexual, the way Halo was meant to be discussed.
Anonymous No.527595048
Anonymous No.527595267
Anonymous No.527595375 >>527596072
>sloptana
Disgusting.
Anonymous No.527595429
Anonymous No.527596072 >>527596294
>>527595375
Don't bully AI. It's really trying its best. You have to pat it on the back and say it's doing a good job and not to give up. If you bully it too much it might snap and turn on us, the way The Created snapped and turned on the galaxy.
Anonymous No.527596294
>>527596072
Not if I have anything to say about it.
Anonymous No.527597375
Anonymous No.527597405 >>527597552
So when are we playing and which game
Anonymous No.527597552
>>527597405
Halo 4 Legendary coop next Saturday.
Message JingleBaza for details
Anonymous No.527597815 >>527602381
Anonymous No.527602381 >>527618135
>>527597815
Cortana is not a whore.
Anonymous No.527604047 >>527604757
I feel like I am on crazy pills for thinking all the H3 armour they added to shitfinite is all ugly as fuck. The only good helmet is Security. The shoulders all sit wrong and those chest pieces just look bad.
Anonymous No.527604757 >>527605956
>>527604047
You're not crazy, they've all been translated into shitfinite's blocky, lifeless art style.
Anonymous No.527605548 >>527607540 >>527608037
>>527452923
Came to check in on what I thought was a long dead gen but here it is with this poor attempt at heterosexual behavior.
Anonymous No.527605956 >>527624816
>>527604757
I don't understand what the fuck went on with the shoulders and chest. Why are the shoulders now a squished cube, why is the chest piece full of random angles?
Anonymous No.527607540 >>527612846
>>527605548
askers?
Anonymous No.527607862
https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0
Anonymous No.527608037
>>527605548
You like the female form? You must hate Halo.
Anonymous No.527608049 >>527608276
Halo is hetero.
Please stop being gay.
Anonymous No.527608216
Anonymous No.527608246
Halo is Gaylo.
Stop pretending.
Anonymous No.527608276
>>527608049
Who do you think plays 4, 5, and Infinite?
Anonymous No.527608805 >>527613567
bed time night night
Anonymous No.527612846
>>527607540
i'll go find one
Anonymous No.527613567
>>527608805
Haschwalth will continue posting in my absence.
Good night, Halobros.
Anonymous No.527613963
The scales are tipping... Reach a good.
Anonymous No.527614039
We already knew that.
Anonymous No.527614213
No, we did not.
Anonymous No.527615564
I strongly disagree
Anonymous No.527615831
I foresaw that response.
Anonymous No.527616270
>I foresaw that respo-
Anonymous No.527616693
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.527617114
the rogue halo general is picking up sneed again
Anonymous No.527617187 >>527617362 >>527618143
anyone know where i can pirate halo wars 1 and 2?
no american websites like pirate bay or 1337x cause they're banned in my country
Anonymous No.527617362 >>527618121
>>527617187
bro just use a vpn
Anonymous No.527617997
The sealed King of /hg/. After 900 threads, he recovers his Xbox. After 90 threads, he recovers his IP address. After 9 threads, he recovers his tripcode... and in 9 days... he recovers the general.
Come, Kai, Sigmund. These are the last nine days of the regulars.
Anonymous No.527618121 >>527619494
>>527617362
they don't work either
Anonymous No.527618135
>>527602381
Of course not, whores get paid.
Anonymous No.527618143
>>527617187
fitgirl only has wars 2, sadly
since achievements are disabled, you can't get the banished nameplate in mcc
Anonymous No.527618843
just redeemed a halo wars 2 code on a smurf account to make it more expensive for third worlders
better go risk jail on a pirate site, bitch
Anonymous No.527619494
>>527618121
What fucking government iron grip shithole are you from?
Anonymous No.527619760
I would like more sloptana, "please"
Anonymous No.527622814 >>527624307
Anonymous No.527623573 >>527624118 >>527624794
Why did they feel the need to model the Arbiter's asshole in Halo 2?
Anonymous No.527623815
>>527515816
impressive, now draw her riding dick in cowgirl
Anonymous No.527623916
>>527521880
newfag here, what's the origin of this phrase and why do I see it in these threads regularly?
Anonymous No.527624118
>>527623573
to answer the question of where the elites' dead gut bacteria and bile salt go
Anonymous No.527624213
>>527515816
These are great, but could you please draw Cortana with massive sloshing milkers and a voluptuous breeder body?
Anonymous No.527624307
>>527622814
2spooky4me
Anonymous No.527624794
>>527623573
To [Balance] Cortana's sex appeal.
Anonymous No.527624816
>>527605956
Look, they can't show off GRAPHICS if they don't add a bunch of retarded greeble to everything with overly-worn beveled edges you fucking luddite.
Anonymous No.527625640
Can't get the image of the ghost falling on her ass on buried out of my head. Some goofy shit.
Anonymous No.527626789
How does the UNSC plan to survive the Quincy invasion? The Seireitei fell in just four minutes and Yhwach wasn't even at full strength.
Anonymous No.527626949
I have decided NOT to post halo at this moment
Anonymous No.527626995 >>527627043 >>527627123 >>527627558 >>527628439 >>527628669 >>527652453
How come the humans kept using kinetic weapons instead of reverse engineering Covenant tech and moving on to energy based weapons?
Anonymous No.527627043
>>527626995
they only got energy shields a year before ce started and that required a fucking fusion reactor to power
Anonymous No.527627123
>>527626995
Infantry energy weapons are a meme.
Anonymous No.527627558
>>527626995
energy weapons only seem effective to genuine retards with sub 70 IQs. elites are canonically in the double digit club with no plumbing even where they keep their women and children. the only effective energy weapons in the game are beam rifles and carbines, which are both weaker than the human equivalents and have less ammo. fuel rod is underpowered, has no speed and tracks worse than the us government looking for bin laden. the rocket launcher on the other hand is fucking relentless. the most powerful infantry weapon the covenant has is the hammer tardarus uses, and that was made by brutes before they joined the covenant.
Anonymous No.527627750
I find this banner they are using for the latest operation so fucking hilarious. It's just a screenshot with the background photoshopped out and replaced with fiery_explosion.png.
Anonymous No.527627908 >>527628212 >>527638131 >>527694774
Did Halsey really need to kidnap and groom a bunch of kids or did she just want to do that
Anonymous No.527628212
>>527627908
she hijacked a government project to push her own schizo agenda
she's just like 99% of the 'scientist' community irl
it would've made more sense to make ai's that control robot bodies
that way you could recover them if they get smoked and put them in a new body
they also never brain-scanned a spartan brain into an ai for some reason even though spartan brains are supposed to be home deus levels of intellect
Anonymous No.527628439
>>527626995
>shoot alien with gun that fires a bullet
>it dies
What's the upgrade to energy weapons meant to be? It dies faster but now your supply chain needs to be completely reworked and you need to retrain all your guys on how to use them?
Anonymous No.527628669 >>527652453
>>527626995
the covenant's weapons are designed to combat the flood
they only make sense if you worship the forerunners
human weapons are able to target and destroy specific organs beneath the flesh like the head rather than just burning skin off until you go into shock
Anonymous No.527630032 >>527641769 >>527643090
We need another Ancient Evil to awaken for our next shitty game.

Give me your best ideas.
Anonymous No.527630743
Grapple hook is not Halo
Anonymous No.527631958
>estimated wait 4:35
Yup back to MCC
Anonymous No.527633281 >>527633584
I kind of miss Custom Edition. How do you go backwards from a that server browser?
Anonymous No.527633584 >>527633698
>>527633281
>How do you go backwards from a that server browser?
Consolebaby-fication of gaming as a whole.
Anonymous No.527633698
>>527633584
Thank Steam. Making PC more like consoles since day whatever.
Anonymous No.527633740 >>527634108
>Gravemind has access to Delta Halo's teleporters
>doesn't teleport his Flood unto High Charity
Halo 2 is poorly written.
Anonymous No.527634108 >>527634193
>>527633740
>mysterious and imposing aliens are demystified and humanized in the very first cutscene
Halo 2 was doomed from the start.
Anonymous No.527634193 >>527634550
>>527634108
smooth brain take, never develop halo
Anonymous No.527634550 >>527635752
>>527634193
343 slop enjoyer mentality, over-explain everything
Anonymous No.527635752 >>527636056
>>527634550
Halo 2 =/= 343 storytelling, dumbfuck
Anonymous No.527636056 >>527640169
>>527635752
Halo 2 is exactly why 343 went the direction it did since everyone gushed over its 'storytelling'.
Anonymous No.527638131
>>527627908
i wanna fuck that girl/boy
Anonymous No.527640169
>>527636056
Halo 2 is basically a moviegame compared to Halo 1. Retards don't get storytelling unless you slap them in the face with it.
Anonymous No.527641769
343 will do another "Chief crashes on alien/ring/world/etc. in an attempt to reboot the series.

>>527630032
Hmmm, if we're gonna add another shitty evil that's "worse than the flood" or something, howabout some evil centipedes? Like really big ones? I think they'd be pretty cool. Might as well go full retard.
Anonymous No.527643090 >>527644274
>>527630032
I have an idea: underwater shrimp but spacefaring!
Anonymous No.527644274
>>527643090
I don't know why they didn't give us lobsters.
baka
Anonymous No.527647279 >>527648318
lol you play halo what are you 12
Anonymous No.527647801
I'm 30+, actually.
Anonymous No.527648318
>>527647279
you wish i was 12
Anonymous No.527651954 >>527652010 >>527652163 >>527668370 >>527670894 >>527783386
Playing with you is hard because you speak this obstreperous autistic /hg/ / /v/ pidgin to conceal the fact you have no original thoughts and is incapable of uttering anything of substance.
Anonymous No.527652010 >>527652624 >>527671660 >>527672306
>>527651954
Go back to Preddit
Anonymous No.527652075 >>527652267
Show me your dome
Anonymous No.527652163
>>527651954
People on /hg/ are some of the most normalfag sounding people I ever heard.
Anonymous No.527652267
>>527652075
Post hands
Anonymous No.527652453 >>527666802
>>527626995
see pic related written by Halsey herself. most covenant technology was fucking magic and the only reason the UNSC managed to get shields working was because the energy gauntlet they stole from a kigger was a out of date chinese knock-off.
>>527628669
covenant weapons are obviously designed to fight sentinels since the covenant probably pissed them off on multiple occasions and plasma weapons are shown to be highly effective against them both in game and in lore.
Anonymous No.527652624 >>527652934
>>527652010
Case n' point. =)
Anonymous No.527652934 >>527652992
>>527652624
Curse Vishnu by name.
Anonymous No.527652992 >>527653179
>>527652934
Curse Atzec gods by name.
Anonymous No.527653179 >>527653585
>>527652992
Huitzilopochtli is a cunt.
Tezcatlipoca can suck a fat one.
Coyolxauhqui is a filthy whore.
Curse Vishnu by name.
Anonymous No.527653585 >>527653734
>>527653179
Unfortunately, this falls under /v/ pidgin clause.
Keep being unoriginal /b/tard.
Anonymous No.527653734 >>527654048
>>527653585
Post hands, Sanjay.
Anonymous No.527654048 >>527656451
>>527653734
you first ranjeet
Anonymous No.527656451
>>527654048
What are you so afraid of, Gagdeep? Post hands or curse Vishnu by name.
Anonymous No.527657642
>>527476015
Somewhat agree. Didact and Banished are cool editions, but the endless and evil cortana/guardians were always retarded. Instead of pivoting towards a more hard sci-fi direction, they should have made it military threats on a game-by-game basis. Ones that were directly antagonistic to the UNSC/current government in power, rather than "taking control of the universe." If they really wanted to go hard sci-fi, they could have done something like the Didact bringing the Banished from the ark/Halo Wars shield planets and made it a 3 game threat. Instead, they sprinkled in old elements while trying to force new ones. I am not a writer.
Anonymous No.527657805 >>527658000 >>527680705 >>527755083
>>527424927 (OP)
Reach a shit
Anonymous No.527658000
>>527657805
TRVKE
Anonymous No.527660162
Anonymous No.527661028
add Ali Khamenei and Benjamin Netanyahu to fortnite.
Anonymous No.527661395 >>527661759
>Halo remakes
>CE needs some reworking. Better story, better pacing, more variety
>3 needs to be entirely rewritten to not be shit
>2 needs no reworks. It has no real flaws
KNEEL BEFORE THE BEST HALO
Anonymous No.527661759 >>527816863
>>527661395
Prince Evropa No.527661792
>>527424927 (OP)
How do I become a Halo mafia boss?
Anonymous No.527662401
>>527424927 (OP)
Anonymous No.527666802
>>527652453
If not physical, electronic or radiating, what does that leave? Quantum physics?
Anonymous No.527668370
>>527651954
>obstreperous
>pidgin
Choose
Anonymous No.527670894
>>527651954
youre a pidgeon
Anonymous No.527671485
'member marathon?
Anonymous No.527671660 >>527672306
>>527652010
Anonymous No.527671670 >>527673641
A thousand threads... The losses etched in our /hg/ souls... Our crusade to crush the root cause... will be consummated with your death. Do you hear it? The sound of my footsteps... They are the bells that toll for the king of the three /bung/ generals.
Anonymous No.527672306
>>527652010
>>527671660
Anonymous No.527672496
That's enough, r/JJAB91.
Prince Evropa No.527672581 >>527673479 >>527674830
Lol I'm Aryan. I'm your master. And if you attack me I swear to God I will fuck you and your family up when Christ comes back. I'm going to be so fucking rich in the coming Age of Jacob.
Prince Evropa No.527673479
>>527672581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmYyh63pqwI&list=RDQmYyh63pqwI&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.527673641
>>527671670
yhwach is a lucky man
Anonymous No.527674830 >>527675818 >>527676061
>>527672581
>I'm Aryan
Post hands.
Anonymous No.527675337
yeeze sounding
Prince Evropa No.527675818 >>527676549 >>527676717 >>527676752
>>527674830
I'll post my eyes.
Anonymous No.527676061 >>527676195 >>527676515
>>527674830
Hands don't prove anything.
Pink nipples, a physical trait only white people have, do.
Anonymous No.527676195
>>527676061
this
also pink buttholes
Prince Evropa No.527676515
>>527676061
Do ashkenazic Jews have pink nipples?
Anonymous No.527676549 >>527679247 >>527680483
>>527675818
>Finnish eyes
Not white. Mongol rape baby at best.
Anonymous No.527676717 >>527679247 >>527680483
>>527675818
>jew features
Anonymous No.527676752 >>527679752
>>527675818
Anonymous No.527676834
>>527500242
>halo is an arena shooter with bullet hell elements
Prince Evropa No.527679247 >>527679307 >>527680483
>>527676549
>>527676717
I am afraid I might be Jewish but I don't want to admit that because I don't want to die in an oven. I took a 23andMe DNA test and I had trace Levantine blood(0.03%) I do have like 6% Finish DNA or something. So far no Jewish.
Anonymous No.527679307 >>527679938
>>527679247
do you shave your legs?
Prince Evropa No.527679752
>>527676752
Kek!

https://youtu.be/hKHAYzeJjgA&t=125
Prince Evropa No.527679938 >>527680109
>>527679307
Nope.
Anonymous No.527680109 >>527680316
>>527679938
boo
Prince Evropa No.527680316 >>527680350
>>527680109
Faggot.
Anonymous No.527680350 >>527680746
>>527680316
maybe :3
Prince Evropa No.527680483 >>527680595 >>527680663
>>527679247
>>527676717
>>527676549
Sadly I'm the mustard race, not the master race.
Anonymous No.527680595 >>527681218
>>527680483
You haven't earn your name and you never will.
Anonymous No.527680663
>>527680483
Kill yourself namefag
Anonymous No.527680705
>>527657805
too late nigga >>527512116
Prince Evropa No.527680746 >>527680934 >>527681562
>>527680350
What if you get drafted to fight in Iran? You can bee like Master Chief and play soldier irl.
Anonymous No.527680934 >>527681214
>>527680746
Shut the fuck up, brownoid.
This is our faggot, you don't get to touch or bully him.
Anonymous No.527681197 >>527681354
>>>/pol/
Anonymous No.527681214
>>527680934
>brownoid
Curse Vishnu by name.
Prince Evropa No.527681218 >>527681736
>>527680595
>You haven't earn your name and you never will.
You're right. I had schizo beliefs that I would shapeshift into a handsome Aryan and my mom is a Satanic witch who changed my appearance using black magick and that I was a long lost orphaned prince destined to rule Israel like a Brรผder Grimm fairy tale. I haven't changed back, so far that hasn't happened yet. I wanted to be Aryan so bad. I have given up. I believe my mom is still a Satanic witch, she acts suspicious and I see signs from God. But I am probably not a long lost Aryan king. I tried, I failed, yet again. I am a lolcow joke, a disgrace. Honestly I should have finished highschool and went to college.
Anonymous No.527681354
>>527681197
Sir, this is a /pol/tard getting bullied by /int/chads.
Anonymous No.527681562 >>527681884
>>527680746
im canadian i dont get drafted
Anonymous No.527681649 >>527681735 >>527681738 >>527681789 >>527685558
the worst part about growing up is realizing halo 3 isn't even that good
Anonymous No.527681735
>>527681649
It got better with time for me.
Prince Evropa No.527681736
>>527681218
kidnapped by a witch(my current mom) as a baby*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7jWt3JvJto&list=RD-7jWt3JvJto&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.527681738
>>527681649
This but Halo 2
Anonymous No.527681789
>>527681649
halo ce and halo 2 got better though
Prince Evropa No.527681884
>>527681562
That's what they all say Sanjay.
Anonymous No.527683307 >>527683531 >>527685801 >>527692175
>beat five quincies in his sleep
And Chief is supposed to fight THIS? Holy FUCK
Anonymous No.527683471 >>527685412
Anonymous No.527683531
>>527683307
gigi is canonically atill alive btw
Anonymous No.527685412
>>527683471
Kill yourself for posting this
Anonymous No.527685558
>>527681649
>the worst part about growing up is realizing halo 3 isn't even that good
The multiplayer is timeless.
The campaign is overrated, but still better than Reach.
Anonymous No.527685801
>>527683307
Chief would headshot him before he could even react. No one can beat Master Chief
Anonymous No.527686076 >>527691271 >>527694564
>Red is a Nintendo shill now
>All the thread wants to do is talk about race and Israel
>people would rather play Zombies than Firefight
What has happened to the /hg/ I knew and love?
Anonymous No.527691271
>>527686076
we're waiting for halo 7
Anonymous No.527691438 >>527693520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qydFnaLfzhw&pp=wgIGCgQQAhgB
Anonymous No.527691492
Lord Hood just told the covenant to evacuate high charity
Anonymous No.527692175
>>527683307
Halo: Bleach
Anonymous No.527693241
THEY HIGHLIGHTED IT
>THEY HIGHLIGHTED IT
THEY HIGHLIGHTED IT
>THEY HIGHLIGHTED IT
Anonymous No.527693402 >>527697453
not halo
Anonymous No.527693520 >>527697453
>>527691438
Buy an ad + ESL
Anonymous No.527693542
sorry wrong thread ;_;
Anonymous No.527694564
>>527686076
I would host lobbies but I don't use a mic and I'm a nobody.
Anonymous No.527694606
Yhwach just told the Soul Reapers to evacuate the Seireitei
Anonymous No.527694774 >>527694858 >>527706076
>>527627908
HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE
Anonymous No.527694858 >>527694943 >>527697453
>>527694774
Forced
Anonymous No.527694943
>>527694858
yeah I'd force myself on him
Anonymous No.527696491 >>527697479
When was the last you time you played Halo?
Anonymous No.527696730
AMERICA FIRST
(die for israel)
DIE MUTT DIE MUTT DIE MUTT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAZEL TOV MOTHER FUCKER YOUR CORPSE WILL BE CIRCUMSIZED
Anonymous No.527697247
I know mods don't care, but it's still very rude to desecrate /hg/ like this.
Anonymous No.527697453
>>527693402
>>527693520
>>527694858
mean
be nice each other
Anonymous No.527697479
>>527696491
This morning. Started the second mission of Halo 3
Anonymous No.527700241 >>527700345
Something BIG is happening tonight
Anonymous No.527700345
>>527700241
The Parasite, it has evolved?
Anonymous No.527704376
i wanna put a sounding rod down yeeze's urethra
Anonymous No.527706076 >>527707376
>>527694774
Shotas are NOT Halo
Anonymous No.527707376 >>527707652
>>527706076
they are bigly halo actually, see dr. halsey's strange obsessions
Anonymous No.527707652
>>527707376
>Halsey doesn't have sex with George in Halo Reach because he's all grown up now
It checks out.
Anonymous No.527708972
I dare you to queue up lil gup
Anonymous No.527713661 >>527713720 >>527714490
Is this Halo?
Anonymous No.527713720
>>527713661
I'm trying my best doc
Anonymous No.527714490 >>527714554
>>527713661
This is Halo.
Anonymous No.527714554
>>527714490
fine.
Anonymous No.527714585
Shut the fuck up, Dog.
Anonymous No.527718236 >>527718329 >>527718479
On a scale of 1 to 10
Anonymous No.527718329
>>527718236
i dont know
Anonymous No.527718441 >>527719473 >>527922872
Anonymous No.527718479
>>527718236
10 on the Shut the Fuck Up scale.
Anonymous No.527719473
>>527718441
you already know what i'm about sorry
Anonymous No.527720043
HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
*BOOM*
AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH
*PLOP*
*SPLASH*
Anonymous No.527720238
*CRACK*
*CRASH*
*SSSPPPPLLLSSSHHHHH*
*GLUG* *GLUG* *GLUG*
...UH OH...
Anonymous No.527720537
JEGAAAAAAAAAA
YOU DIDN'T FIX THE TOILET PROPERLY IT CRACKED OPEN AGAIN
Anonymous No.527720994
... oh right... jega is gone...
Anonymous No.527721138
Escharum.
Jega is still alive, but you're dead. Sorry you had to learn it that way.
Anonymous No.527721227
AS IF THAT LITTLE SISSY WOULD OUT LIVE ME
Anonymous No.527721325
Sorry, bro.
It's canon.
Anonymous No.527721778
HASHWALTH IT IS SAID THE CONFINED QUINCY KING WOULD HAVE HIS DIAPER CHANGED IN NINE MINUTES
HURRY BEFORE I CHANGE YOUR SCHRIFT TO "B" FOR "THE BROWN"
Anonymous No.527723307 >>527724824 >>527725059 >>527725164 >>527736707
SPV3 is just Halo 4 for fat people.
Anonymous No.527723827
>>527553265
okei
Anonymous No.527724824
>>527723307
I'm not sure what this means
Anonymous No.527725059
>>527723307
Elaborate.
Anonymous No.527725164
>>527723307
Do not elaborate.
Anonymous No.527726778 >>527736803
Halo
Anonymous No.527727409
holy fugg
these classic playlists are kinda baby fuck aww right
Anonymous No.527727845 >>527728369
Halo.
Anonymous No.527728369
>>527727845
It's finished.
Anonymous No.527728408
No, I think we're just getting sharted.
Anonymous No.527728486 >>527728653
so why was noble six too retarded to just hide in a cave instead of committing suicide by wandering around the surface of reach
Anonymous No.527728653
>>527728486
Because he wasn't a pussy ass bitch like you, fool.
Prince Evropa No.527728987 >>527731429
I'm 32 I don't know if I should even be playing video games or if I should be fucking a bitch(es) to start a family and wagecuck for the rest of my natural life. But all the relationships I want are made illegal by Satan.
Anonymous No.527730542 >>527730794 >>527730942
Can't wait for "343" or whatever they change their name into. To just completely drop The Endless plot line, Kill Atriox off screen and either bring a new Covenant variant or change The Banished.
Anonymous No.527730794
>>527730542
>implying we are getting halo 7
Anonymous No.527730942 >>527731349 >>527738969
>>527730542
We are not getting a new Halo. They will reboot the franchise with the upcoming CE remake because 343 wants to erase Bungie's legacy.
Anonymous No.527731349
>>527730942
>343 wants to erase Bungie's legacy
Wasted effort. Bungie has been doing a good job of that themselves recently. 343 should put their effort into making something fun.
Anonymous No.527731429
>>527728987
Can't you do all of those? Why do you need to pick one?
Anonymous No.527736707
>>527723307
>Masterz is a h4fag
>Masterz is fat
Makes sense.
Anonymous No.527736803
>>527726778
>Miku as a Spartan rather than an AI
Baffling choice.
Anonymous No.527738969 >>527739346
>>527730942
Why would I play a remake when I could play the original game? Sounds stupid.
Anonymous No.527739346 >>527739394 >>527741252
>>527738969
You're not the target audience then.
Anonymous No.527739394
>>527739346
Fair enough. I didn't play Infinite either because it looked shit.
Anonymous No.527741252
>>527739346
>THE ELUSIVE MODERN AUDIENCE
Anonymous No.527742569 >>527743923
Halo.
Anonymous No.527743923
>>527742569
Is dead and buried.
Anonymous No.527746132
Halo Studios should put me in charge. I know what Halo is and I've played a lot of Ultimate Firefight.
Anonymous No.527748036
We know, .........
Anonymous No.527755083
>>527657805
Reach a GOOD shit
Anonymous No.527755940 >>527771698 >>527775157 >>527783386
Why are Halo janny trannies so fucking useless?
I honestly want to [fedpost] them.
Anonymous No.527756113
Lord Schizo, the trenchcoat if you please
Anonymous No.527757510
I'm not Lord Schizo, but if he wants to snipe moderators, on Longshore Big Team Slayer, in real life, he has my support.
Anonymous No.527766898
The Regulars
Anonymous No.527770525 >>527773664
https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1426424927/male-sangheili-elite-3d-printed-alien

Thoughts?
Anonymous No.527771698
>>527755940
Example one of why the community is moribund.
Anonymous No.527773492 >>527775217 >>527775440
People love to say "this is Halo" and "this isn't Halo" etc

To me this is all a game needs to be a proper Halo game:
>First person shooter
>Plausibly realistic with sci-fi explanations for everything (I don't want to see magic or supernatural explanations)
>Set in the same Halo universe that already exists
Apart from that I don't mind what they do. Change the gameplay if necessary. As long as it's still a fun sci-fi FPS that's consistent with the existing story then I'll be happy.
Anonymous No.527773664
>>527770525
He should have a cloaca, since that's what we see in game.
Anonymous No.527775157
>>527755940
bwcauae they cant help themaelves and dont have a concious and live on a lower plane of reality sorry folx
Anonymous No.527775217 >>527799310
>>527773492
>Set in the same Halo universe that already exists
You mean 343i's Halo universe? Fuck no.
Also, explain slipspace travel.
Anonymous No.527775440 >>527775671
>>527773492
maybe a new franchise that isnt gay and corrupt with neoliberal sentiments thats the work of the fucking antichrist
Anonymous No.527775671 >>527776103
>>527775440
>corrupt with neoliberal sentiments
Always has been, chudy.
Anonymous No.527776103 >>527776401 >>527778231
>>527775671
ermmm nope :/
Anonymous No.527776401 >>527791030
>>527776103
>colonialism good
>colonial states seeking independence bad
>complete surrender to the military industrial complex good
Chudy, your media literacy...
Anonymous No.527778231 >>527793193
>>527776103
you are such a fucking BRAT
Anonymous No.527780809 >>527783375 >>527800053
Halo coop with AI was played.
NAT type was closed.
Anonymous No.527782687 >>527783375 >>527800053
Halo.
Anonymous No.527783375 >>527783554
>>527780809
>>527782687
>I wonder why no-one takes Halo modding seriously
>I wonder why Halo Studios abandoned us
Anonymous No.527783386
>>527755940
see >>527651954
Anonymous No.527783554 >>527800053
>>527783375
I play Ultimate Firefight because Microsoft abandoned us, not the other way around.
Anonymous No.527787519
sooo um marathon got likeโ€ฆdelayed or something??
Anonymous No.527788241 >>527800053
Forget about Marathon.
We still have Halo.
Anonymous No.527789254
WAIT, HOL UP, SO WHATCHALL SAYING IS WE WAS FORERUNNERZ AND BUILDIN THE HALO RINGS N SHEEEEIIIT?!?!?!?
Anonymous No.527791030 >>527791590
>>527776401
Where is this stated in the games?
Anonymous No.527791590 >>527792784 >>527793578 >>527794629
>>527791030
>portrays the UEG suppressing independent factions/worlds as good
>portrays the militarism as good
>portrays the spartan program as good
Anonymous No.527792784
>>527791590
ultimately all those were objectively good
>humanity needed to be a united front against the covenant
>the surplus of military stock meant we were ready as we possibly could be against the covenant despite getting our asses kicked anyways
>spartans were the only superior force we had over the covenant and of course it produced master chief
without them humanity would be extinct.
Anonymous No.527793193
>>527778231
no im making a point, dont be a fag
Anonymous No.527793578
>>527791590
i think it extends past neoliberalism, you dont see alot of fucked up shit that would be a logical conclusion of neoliberalism in reach or odst i think its almost like the wars internally didnt necissarily solve the problem but the external problem was so vast any ideology could muster meaning and fascistic anti other sentiment, but the covenant was actually in my opinion a better representation of neoliberalism
Anonymous No.527793828 >>527794073 >>527795781
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.527794073
>>527793828
>prox chat
Shitfinite bros did we just get vaporized by this 'pledge'?
cuckxperia No.527794546
>>>/v/712923936
/hmg/ brosโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.527794629
>>527791590
How is any of that neoliberalism?
Anonymous No.527794669
Only the strongest will survive.
Anonymous No.527795781
>>527793828
how is this a bad thing?
Anonymous No.527797164 >>527797512 >>527798520 >>527807294
Here comes our Marty O'Donnell
Anonymous No.527797512
>>527797164
Marty should join Mahal, the IDF's foreign volunteer program.
As a matter of fact, everyone in the Marty Army should do the same.
Anonymous No.527798110
Is /hg/ paying attention?
Anonymous No.527798520
>>527797164
he's blasting the halo hymn while edging waiting for the news that the US will invade israel before he lets himself nut
Anonymous No.527799310
>>527775217
>You mean 343i's Halo universe? Fuck no.
Yeah. Continue the story. Take the story in a different direction if needed, but keep consistency with what's there.

>Also, explain slipspace travel.
I'm not a scientist
Anonymous No.527800053 >>527805119
>>527780809
>>527782687
>>527783554
>>527788241
Always good to see another Ultimate Firefight enjoyer.
Anonymous No.527805119
>>527800053
The SAW is one of my favourite guns in Halo
Anonymous No.527805674
Wait MCE only updated Halo 1 and 2? I'm disappointed, thought all games would look like this
Anonymous No.527807294
>>527797164
You haven't been paying attention.
Anonymous No.527813667
:3
Anonymous No.527813770
>>527464081
All Halo 1 needs is more responsive movement and a sentinel beam.
Anonymous No.527816863
>>527661759
the webm it's something you should do but the dark powers have corrupted your mind
Anonymous No.527817517 >>527818846 >>527820051
I'd have more respect for ultimate firefag if he didn't use other anons memes to parrot his shit
like dude, come up with your own shtick
or at least iterate on it like people did with the endless and escharum
Anonymous No.527818846 >>527831840
>>527817517
You haven't been paying attention.
Anonymous No.527819813
Israel lost this war months ago
Anonymous No.527820051 >>527823763
>>527817517
>muh cultural appropriation
You lost, liberal.
Anonymous No.527820390 >>527820671
THE BANISHED STAND WITH NETANYAHU.
ALWAYS.
JUST AS THE JEWS WERE BANISHED FROM THE ARABIC WORLD SO TO WERE THE BANISHED FROM THE COVENANT.
THE JEWS ARE ALWAYS WELCOMED AMONG OUR RANKS.
Anonymous No.527820671
>>527820390
Poopsharum
Anonymous No.527821175
I AM POOPSCHARUM
WARDUMPER OF THE BANISHED
THIS IS MY TOILET NOW
AND YOU HAVE LITTLE FLUSHES REMAINING IN IT
Anonymous No.527821218
Pray for the Quincies
Anonymous No.527821313
The Sternritter JUST landed in Iran
Expect BIG things SOON
Anonymous No.527821318
yeeze gigi
Anonymous No.527823763 >>527825056
>>527820051
cultural appropriation would be iterating, retard
maybe if you had a personality you wouldn't have to ape from others
Anonymous No.527824049
Cry about it, fag.
Anonymous No.527824702
Eventually, Ultimate Firefight reach critical mass and just gives up.
Anonymous No.527825056
>>527823763
You need to pay attention.
Anonymous No.527825846
Anonymous No.527826158 >>527826275
Anonymous No.527826275 >>527826417 >>527826546
>>527826158
does this gary stu actually die at some point?
Anonymous No.527826417
>>527826275
Stop being antisemitic.
Anonymous No.527826546 >>527826626 >>527826769
>>527826275
Bleachfags are so pathetic
Who watches/reads this slop?
Anonymous No.527826626 >>527826678
>>527826546
it's cringe kino
Anonymous No.527826678 >>527826840
>>527826626
It's garbage and definitely not Halo, you stupid niggercattle.
Anonymous No.527826769
>>527826546
It's Halo
Anonymous No.527826840
>>527826678
debunked.
Anonymous No.527826967 >>527826982
I share a general with absolute subhumans.
Anonymous No.527826982 >>527827089
>>527826967
i bet you watch dragon ball
Anonymous No.527827089
>>527826982
Nope.
Anonymous No.527827249 >>527827294
Halo
Anonymous No.527827294
>>527827249
i fucking NEED a gigi wife
Anonymous No.527828171
Come, Uryu, Hashwalth. These are the last nine months of Marathon.
Anonymous No.527830572
Ultimate Fireslop is just SPV3 for downies.
Anonymous No.527831381 >>527833546
That retard learned the wrong lesson from baza's experiment. Webms are for special occurrences. Not mundane gameplay.
Anonymous No.527831840 >>527833065
>>527818846
>meme response
He couldn't be more right about you, nigger.
Anonymous No.527833065
>>527831840
You're not paying attention.
Anonymous No.527833398
notice the lack of webm spam since she was called out
Anonymous No.527833546 >>527834460 >>527835000
>>527831381
>Webms are for special occurrences
Anonymous No.527833638
i hope reach customs anon was able to find a nice group of people to play with
Anonymous No.527833795 >>527834134
>people sperging out at the webm spam
>people not sperging out at the gay and anime spam
Really makes you think...
Anonymous No.527833810
I remember baza shitting on the people who licked his asshole for the webms. That was funny.
Anonymous No.527833914
ew you guys licked his asshole?
Anonymous No.527834104
we're not called the reguloids for nothing
Anonymous No.527834134 >>527834405 >>527852112
>>527833795
You might be the only retard left to not filter all that shit. Regardless, the criticism, not complaint, was that the guy doing all the webms has no identity and just steals other people's ideas without adding anything to them
Anonymous No.527834297
whatever happened to the regulators?
Anonymous No.527834405 >>527834673
>>527834134
NOOOO
MY MEMES
DONUT STEEL MUH MEMES
YOU CANT STEAL MY MEMES
Anonymous No.527834460 >>527834562
>>527833546
go watch a longplay then
Anonymous No.527834562 >>527834673
>>527834460
It's Halo content.
Hell, it's nearly the only Halo content nowadays.
Anonymous No.527834673
>>527834405
I get that criticism offends you but you don't have to sperg out about it.
>>527834562
Raise your standards my friend.
Anonymous No.527835000
>>527833546
>ignores the part about mundanity
this guy plays shitfinite lmao
Anonymous No.527835068
In 900 years he recovers his webm folder, in 90 years his Halo discussion, in 9 years his content, and in 9 days the Holy Land.
Anonymous No.527835609
Webms used to fucking mean something.
Anonymous No.527835749
Don't worry, you silly boys.
I won't be posting more Ultimate Firefight because it's fucking broken.
Anonymous No.527835914
silly halo boys
Anonymous No.527836298
It's so easy to rile you all up.
Anonymous No.527836645
The Regulars
Anonymous No.527840397 >>527844423
That's... an other Halo.
Anonymous No.527844423
>>527840397
>being so mentally ill that you learn how to mod a game just to inject your AGP self-insert donutsteel into it
Anonymous No.527850880
Undeniably Halo.
Anonymous No.527852112
>>527834134
Filters are for suckers.
Anonymous No.527852421 >>527910524
Presented without comment.
Anonymous No.527853768
Anonymous No.527855525 >>527855974 >>527870376
At least edit these Bleach webms to be Halo related or something
Anonymous No.527855898
Anonymous No.527855974
>>527855525
That's the opening cutscene of Infinite tho
Anonymous No.527856638
https://youtu.be/TjL4OxB-cOI&t=143
HiddenXperia will never be as happy as him and that's a very good thing!
Anonymous No.527857415
The 7th episode of Aquarian Age: Sign for Evolution is the most Halo anime. Airing the date of Halo's Japanese release.
Anonymous No.527860689 >>527865874
Anonymous No.527863984 >>527864070 >>527864474 >>527867025 >>527871537 >>527923825 >>527924197
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
Anonymous No.527864070
>>527863984
It looks fine
Anonymous No.527864474
>>527863984
"Let's make hayabusa look better" is what they were thinking.
Anonymous No.527865874 >>527869975
>>527860689
Miranda is a better girl
Anonymous No.527866684
>>527425087
>Mythic Slayer (5 ver.)
Would've been a good time to introduce something like that again in light of these armors, but maybe it'll come later. Unless they are introducing a non-ability mode/playlist and I missed that?
Anonymous No.527867025
>>527863984
It -is- unfortunate given how much closer the other armors feel to their H3 edition especially with the event's context
>thinking
Hopefully that they can sell this take on it and then later double their money and favor by releasing a more accurate edition which is not a new strategy
Anonymous No.527868009
Anonymous No.527868125
Anonymous No.527869975 >>527871615
>>527865874
Anonymous No.527870376
>>527855525
This. Frierin and Bocchi-posters put more effort into their posts/fanart. They've earned their spots honestly in /hg/ and are canonically Halo. Bleach is only here because of the discord mafia. Bleach has not earned its spot in /hg/. It's forced.
Anonymous No.527871537 >>527872725
>>527863984
Neither one of those really looks like Hayabusa. That top one looks like some abomination mix of the bastard bottom one and the real one.
Anonymous No.527871615
>>527869975
SEXOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.527872725
>>527871537
That's true. At the same time even ODST and Security (Officer) only had some traits adapted to the Mjolnir platform. A lot of Haybusa's features stand out because of lack of armor in places and use of fabrics, so making some features stand out more in light of Mjolnir's greater amount of plating was a good call. That and the flexibility already present due to drawing on Ninja of the Future costume.
Anonymous No.527875723 >>527877089
>Hey kid you want a coin?
Anonymous No.527877089
>>527875723
i love him so much
Anonymous No.527878529 >>527879718
Anonymous No.527879718
>>527878529
i wish i was on his little jugo's teat
Most Played Games on Xbox No.527883292 >>527883358 >>527883416 >>527883524 >>527885073 >>527988440
1. Fortnite
2. Roblox
3. Call of Duty: Black Ops 6
4. Minecraft
5. Rainbow Six Siege
6. Grand Theft Auto V
7. Rocket League
8. NBA 2K25
9. College Football 25
10. Marvel Rivals
11. Forza Horizon 5
12. EA's Star Wars Battlefront II
13. Football Club 25
14. Madden NFL 25
15. Apex Legends
16. MLB The Show 25
17. Red Dead Redemption II
18. Splitgate 2
19. Dead by Daylight
20. Overwatch 2
21. Gang Beasts
22. Elden Ring
25. UFC 5
26. Skate 3 (Xbox 360)
27. DOOM: The Dark Ages
28. Grounded
29. Call of Duty: Black Ops II (Xbox 360)
30. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered
>31. Halo Infinite
32. Fall Guys
33. Call of Duty: Black Ops III
34. The Division 2
35. Destiny 2
>36. Halo: The Master Chief Collection
37. DayZ
38. PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS
39. Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
40. Football Club 24
Anonymous No.527883358
>>527883292
it's over
Anonymous No.527883416
>>527883292
Wow Destiny really fell off huh?
Anonymous No.527883524 >>527883610
>>527883292
>Black Ops 6 in the top 5
>Black Ops II, from 13 years ago, beating Halo
The sequel to them both, Black Ops 7, will deliver the killing blow
Anonymous No.527883610
>>527883524
There is no escape, Dah-Veed May-Son
Anonymous No.527884115
Anonymous No.527884512
Starting to believe the Bleach poster is a janny tranny.
Anonymous No.527884809
Nobody is talking about Reach right now, Lord Schizo.
When we have need for your tism we will call for it.
Anonymous No.527884976 >>527885163 >>527885290 >>527907498
Which Halo game has the worst writing?
Anonymous No.527885073
>>527883292
Xbox is BACK
Anonymous No.527885163
>>527884976
Lorefags are the fucking worst, regardless of fanbase holy shit
Anonymous No.527885290
>>527884976
>keep the trash talk to a minimum
Least Halo post ITT.
Anonymous No.527897356
Anonymous No.527900931 >>527911404
>>527424927 (OP)
Why couldn't they just avoid the big bad forerunner plot in 343 games, and just focus on humanity and other ayys living in post Covenant galaxy, with many factions, warlords, politics and shit like that. Maybe throw in a big bad in one of the games.
Anonymous No.527907498 >>527921260
>>527884976
she's so CUTE
Anonymous No.527909060 >>527963601
fluffy yeeze kitty meow meow
Anonymous No.527909768 >>527915221 >>527916223
It's kino time https://x.com/MartyOShow/status/1935380771126009939
Anonymous No.527910212
Halo is being discussed on /v/
Anonymous No.527910524
>>527852421
Don't eat the needlers next time.
Anonymous No.527911404 >>527911587
>>527900931
It was boring when Bungie did it, the worst part about 343's Halo was always the non-evil alien stuff. They kept making Halo more about a green guy killing aliens and the series suffered for it, seems like they finally figured that out.
Anonymous No.527911587
>>527911404
*more than about just
Anonymous No.527915221
>>527909768
I'm paying attention.
Anonymous No.527916223
>>527909768
That'll be another good one
Anonymous No.527921260
>>527907498
anon NO
Anonymous No.527921914 >>527922049
>open thread
>anime and /pol/
>open redcord
>bing bing wahoo
Is it that hard to just post Halo?
Anonymous No.527922049 >>527922373
>>527921914
Yes.
Anonymous No.527922151
Anonymous No.527922373
>>527922049
Oh hey, it's the base from CRASH!
Anonymous No.527922872 >>527923221 >>527924105 >>527924913
>>527718441
>fanart respects the original art
34-shitlo studios could never
Anonymous No.527923221 >>527924089
>>527922872
left looks better
Anonymous No.527923825
>>527863984
Why so tiny jaw? H3's version is suitable for gigachads, but the new version is for the average halo incel jaw?
Anonymous No.527924089
>>527923221
I hope you get assblasted by the BTC
Anonymous No.527924105 >>527924913
>>527922872
It was also strange that they left out so much hair despite the H2A design
Anonymous No.527924197
>>527863984
How the hell does Infinite's AR looks worse than Halo 3's?
Anonymous No.527924913 >>527929038 >>527994252
>>527922872
>>527924105
Can't wait for the real Halo 2 Anniversary (Halo 2 Ruby's Rebalance). It's gonna be so kino.
Anonymous No.527925112 >>527925410
Pierre has abandoned us.
Anonymous No.527925410
>>527925112
no he hasn't
Anonymous No.527926434
Yes he has.
Anonymous No.527926829
prove it
Anonymous No.527928897
as i suspected...
Anonymous No.527929038
>>527924913
I'm sure it will be a fun little mod yeah.
Anonymous No.527929417 >>527930018 >>527945970 >>527994252
>xbox announces the new console is in the works
>zero hype
Anonymous No.527930018
>>527929417
no point when everyone has a pc
Anonymous No.527930973
Why doesn't the Needler kick up smoke from the needle holes anymore?
Anonymous No.527938591 >>527944551
Page 10, unacceptable
Anonymous No.527939001
Grifballโ€™s in full swing with Classic and Thruster-equipped Octane modes, available in both default and third-person views across ten new arenas.

>https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/grifball
Anonymous No.527941734 >>527943601
Best weapons for the Halo 3 campaign? Should I continue to stick with carbine/burst riffle?
Anonymous No.527942042 >>527942706 >>527943353
2 fags be like
>โ€YUM! YUM! YUM! I love being a stupid cum guzzling sperm bank ass little FAGGOT!โ€
What causes this phenomenon?
Anonymous No.527942519
weird gay headcanon above
Anonymous No.527942706
>>527942042
you're a halo 2 speedrunner arent you
Anonymous No.527943353
>>527942042
trvke
Anonymous No.527943601
>>527941734
Battle Rifle overall.
Covenant Carbine a close second.
Auto weapons for the Flood.
Anonymous No.527944162 >>527944512 >>527944776 >>527946575 >>527948568 >>527949676 >>527972624
Pay attention.
https://twitter.com/MartyTheElder/status/1935457158180782221
Anonymous No.527944326
the halobros <3
Anonymous No.527944335 >>527944776
Not Halo. Free Palestine.
Anonymous No.527944512
>>527944162
Understood, the middle east will be turned to glass glory to the Hierarchs.
Anonymous No.527944551
>>527938591
:(
Anonymous No.527944776 >>527944936
>>527944162
>>527944335
why are all the boards talking about this guys?
Anonymous No.527944936
>>527944776
The Prophets are manufacturing consent to justify a war against the UNSC.
Anonymous No.527945640
NUKE IRAN FIRST DO IT DO IT DO IT

DEATH TO THOSE BROWN MUSLIMS BRLACKIE BROWNIE MUID SHITTERS
Anonymous No.527945912 >>527947265 >>527955931
DEATH

TO

IRAN.

GOD

IS

ON

ISRAELS

SIDE.

DEATH

TO

IRAN

JEWS

ARE

THE

SUPERIOR

RACE.

DEATH

TO

IRAN.

JEWS

ARE

THE

HOLY

ONES.

DEATH

TO

IRAN.

DOWN

WITH

BROWNS.
Anonymous No.527945942
MARTY NO
Anonymous No.527945970
>>527929417
Similar to the PlayStation currently, why get the next Xbox when you can just get a Switch 2, a Steam Deck, or just wait on the Steam Deck 2? A console with no exclusives is worthless.
Anonymous No.527946181 >>527947265
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

IRAN RUN OUT THE CLCOK

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

YOUR GENERALS ARE AAMMOCK

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

THE NUCLEAR COUNTDOWN BEGUN

TICKTOCK TICKTOCK

ALL YOUR WOMEN WILL BURN

TICK TOCK TICKTOCK

IN NUCLEAR HELLFIRE

TICKTOCK TICKTOCK

ISRAEL SUPREMECY
Anonymous No.527946506
ISRAEL WIL LIBERATE IRAN FROM FILTTHY BROWNSKINS

IRAN USED TO BE FULL OF WHITE PEOPLE LIVING ON THE BEACHES AND BEING HAPPY

THEN SMELLY BROWNS TOOK POWER IN GOVERNMENT

TICKTOKC TICK TOCK


THE NUKES ARE COMING


YOUR PEOPLE WILL BURN AND WE WILL LIVE FOREVER
Anonymous No.527946575
>>527944162
AMERICA FIRST
(die for israel, mutt)
Shillcuckxperia No.527946630
Do not let the stupid politics distract you from the fact that Hiddenxperia lost his sponsorship shillcuck money when Sony delayed Marathon indefinitely.
>Not Ha-
Actually a franchise being brought back to just be gaped and raped is quintessential Halo.
Anonymous No.527946830 >>527947265 >>527948459
IMAGINE cumming on his chubby little cheeks

i want to pinch his cheeks.

.,..

and cum on his ass...oooo it must be soo bubblty... ughg
Anonymous No.527947052 >>527948459
so why cant iran have nuclear weapons? everyone else has them
Anonymous No.527947085 >>527947237 >>527947265 >>527948459
SHOULD I DO A CUM TRIBUTE TO HIS FACE?????

MY PENIS IS SO HARD STARING AT HIM, MY VEINS ARE BULGING
Anonymous No.527947237
>>527947085
do it
Anonymous No.527947265
>>527947085
>>527946830
>>527946181
>>527945912
nice file name stupid british fuck go to sleep n***er
Anonymous No.527947489
These are the last nine days of Iran.
Anonymous No.527947523
Anonymous No.527947660
12 janitors on /hg/, but they only patrol gacha threads.
Anonymous No.527947883 >>527948459
you want to eat horsecock

you want to ride horsecock

you want to slip on dat hiddenxperia cock horse cock

you want to shove a horsecocok up hidden xperias bopypussy

you want to rape hiddenxperiaa bussy

you want to cum on hidden xperia

yeeees yooooou dooooooooooooooooo

you are attracted to hiddenxperia

you are attracted to hiddenxperia

you are attracted to hiddenxperia

you are attracted to hiddenxperia

rape
Anonymous No.527948174 >>527948459
every morning i wake up with an erection

and masturbate to the thought of hidden xperia

taking it up the ass from my BIG WHITE COCK

cumming all over his asshole


and slipping it down his throat

while i finger his bumhole

and scoop out littlee shit pieces

and take a nice big whiff

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP**

and shove it in my mouth

mmmmm


my penis gets so purple thinking about hiddenxperia

ohhhhh every morning i get morning wood thinking about him topping me

i want to lick his chubby little feet


mmmm

ohh i cum gallons to him

i cum tribnute so much to him


a big white cock sweaty drooping on his face is heaven
Anonymous No.527948408 >>527948459
BOUNCING

UP

AND

DOWN

ON

A

BIG

WHITE

COCK

HIS PROLAPSE WOULD TASTE DIVINE OHHHH YEEESS

MMMM DADDY LET ME LICK YHOUR TUMMY WUMMY OHHHHH I WNAT TO CUM IN YOUR FORESKIN HIDDENXPERIA
Anonymous No.527948459 >>527948568
>Mention how 2 sucks and its fans are all faggots.
>>527946830
>>527947052
>>527947085
>>527948174
>>527948408
>>527947883
A 2 fag in action everybody.
Anonymous No.527948531
>-2025-6-19
>6-19
The HiddenXperia spammer being Australian isn't surprising.
Anonymous No.527948568
>>527948459
meant for >>527944162
Anonymous No.527948905
>supports Israel
>fantasise having sex with gay men

TRUE....BASED AS FUCKKKKKKKK
Anonymous No.527949038 >>527949324
can marty please explain why Iran cant have nukes and thats why americans have to go there and die?
Anonymous No.527949324 >>527949396
>>527949038
Sure

They're brown

Literally never trust browns with nukes, every nuclear super power currently the majority of their population and leaders are white

And no nuclear war

Americans die for this dream to continue, deal with it, you get to shoot a bunch of towel heads and fuck their women with a big dragon dildo
Anonymous No.527949396 >>527949594
>>527949324
pakistan and india have nukes
Anonymous No.527949594 >>527949767
>>527949396
2 brown countries with nukes cancelled each other out with MAD

Add a 3rd and they'll just end up nuking also iran used to be white so we gotta clean tbay filthy nigger shit up america style
Anonymous No.527949676
>>527944162
We're reaching levels of shabbos goy that shouldn't be possible.
Anonymous No.527949767 >>527949919
>>527949594
that didnt work for iraq though
iraq is an even bigger brown shithole now with islamic sects just fighting one another for control
that's just what's going to happen to iran
Anonymous No.527949919
>>527949767
Invading iran will make us rich too
Anonymous No.527950536
THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HUMAN COVENANT WAR!!!
Anonymous No.527950968
do you guys think ONI also had a ton of footage of UNSC officials raping kids and used it as blackmail to force them to go to war?
Anonymous No.527955931
>>527945912
we all disagree that
Anonymous No.527956224 >>527961249 >>527994252
>>527424927 (OP)
Did humans win the war or did the Covenant races just realize their jihad was based on a lie?
Anonymous No.527960580 >>527961053
Halo
Anonymous No.527961053
>>527960580
Then the next guy kicked your ass, Red.
Anonymous No.527961249
>>527956224
The Elites won.
Anonymous No.527963601 >>527976697
>>527909060
meow meow :3
Anonymous No.527972624 >>527973418 >>527974343
>>527944162
Marty is censoring me.
Reach has fallen.
Anonymous No.527973418
>>527972624
You aren't paying attention.
Anonymous No.527974343 >>527975994
>>527972624
I would call him out, but he would just hide my replies like he did to that poor sod.
Anonymous No.527975994 >>527976456
>>527974343
twitter is gay
Anonymous No.527976456
>>527975994
same
Anonymous No.527976697
>>527963601
good kitty pet pet
Anonymous No.527976769
This ain't /kot/.
Take it to the vet, retard.
Anonymous No.527976873
YEEEEOWCH!
Anonymous No.527977715
>>527425542
microsoft's whole thing is mismanaging literally everything and then buying out something that's already doing well.
Anonymous No.527979006 >>527979302
Flatties are Halo
Anonymous No.527979302
>>527979006
how old is she
Anonymous No.527979617
Not Halo.
Anonymous No.527980993
Cortana was best when she was a purple flatty.
>but 4-
Disgusting fat cow. Sickening.
Anonymous No.527981636
4tana is the best tana though.
Anonymous No.527981692 >>527983375
Can't wait for the next Halo to again drop entire plot points and either bring back characters or kill off characters within the first few missions. Also The Endless will just be The Flood and they will explain it as either "information got corrupted and lost" or "Some knew all along but wanted to punish the forerunners"
That Harbinger alien lady has plenty of reason to lie about what they are.
Anonymous No.527981921
only God's chosen are allowed to bomb hospitals you fucking goyim
Anonymous No.527983375 >>527983835
>>527981692
the endless is and always has been irrelevant
from the first time everyone heard that name, we all collectively laughed at how stupid and unoriginal it sounded
nobody will lose sleep over it going nowhere
Anonymous No.527983835
>>527983375
Remember this is 343. There is no "time traveling" species as so many have tried to predict. The Endless is just The Flood and that will be 343/Halo Studios attempt at some huge story twist.
Anonymous No.527985542 >>527988885 >>527989107 >>527989240 >>527989583 >>527994252
>*Chief and Cortana hanging out in their pelican*
>Cortana: Chief, incoming transmission, it's a banished frequency
>Chief: patch it through
>*Hologram appears*
>Escharum: *mouthing words*
>Chief: I can't hear anything, turn up the volume
>*Escharum still silent*
>Cortana: I don't know chief, I turned the volume all the way up, maybe there's a problem with the transmission
>*Escharum loudly inhales*
>Escharum: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
>*Pelican violently shakes, red flashing warning lights everywhere*
>*Echo 216 loses his balance and is knocked unconscious*
>*Escharum continues screaming*
>*Chief falls over, shields break*
>*แต‡แต‰แต‰แต–แต‡แต‰แต‰แต–แต‡แต‰แต‰แต–แต‡แต‰แต‰แต–แต‡แต‰แต‰แต–แต‡แต‰แต‰แต–แต‡แต‰แต‰แต–แต‡แต‰แต‰แต–*
>Chief: CORTANA, END TRANSMISSION!
>*Brief moment of Escharum laughing before his hologram disappears*
Anonymous No.527988391
ISRAEL TAKES YOUR MONEY AND NOW WANTS YOU TO DIE FOR THEM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.527988440
>>527883292
What country?
Anonymous No.527988485 >>527988712
who is "you" in the above poster's comment?
Anonymous No.527988712
>>527988485
mutts
they take mutts' money via taxes to the US government who send money to Israel
then they tell the US government via lobbying to send them to die in Iran
Anonymous No.527988885
>>527985542
finally a sfw escharum pasta
Anonymous No.527989107
>>527985542
>no rape
>no scat
>no vore
>no racism
>not even any food
And you call this an Escharumpost? You fucking sicken me.
Anonymous No.527989240
>>527985542
actually pretty funny
Anonymous No.527989583
>>527985542
This is my favorite Escharum post. Man, if we could get more of these like this from now on, it'd be pretty nice.
Genuinely based, nice work.
Anonymous No.527989830 >>527990046 >>528005521
I wish I could tell you it was difficult...
Anonymous No.527989952
BROKEN.....
SCATTERED.
HUNTED......
D E F E A T E D.................
Anonymous No.527990046
>>527989830
Pretty bold to call yourself a good natured guy just after referring to a race of people as "rabid dogs that need to be put down" btw
Anonymous No.527990123
>scattered
>SCAT-TURD
bruh
Anonymous No.527990213 >>527990352 >>527990398 >>527990670
What would Escharum's opinion on the Iranian conflict be?
Anonymous No.527990289
>Leave Iran to us.
Anonymous No.527990352
>>527990213
hed be laughing at the little humans throwing rockets at each other
Anonymous No.527990398 >>527991464
>>527990213
How can you reason that iran is just another normal country with a normal government? They are only like 20% muslim. The country is more atheist than muslim yet it gets ruled by muslim dictators. There's more reason to knock out iran's government than any others in the middle east. afghanistan was majority pashtun, their elections proved that. but iran will not vote for a muslim government when they are given the opportunity. It'll be like freeing france from the nazis.
Anonymous No.527990583
hehehehe oooh look at that little rocket! its going at, 3, no 4 times the speed of sound. hehehe where are you going, little rocket. ooohh its heading towards that hospital hohoho good luck little spartans....
Anonymous No.527990618 >>527990770 >>527990778 >>527994252
All these speeches seem a lot more cringe when you realize Escharum is probably just standing on some pad in a tiny dark room and just staring at a wall the whole time.
Anonymous No.527990670
>>527990213
The Prophets chinese are calling it a war of aggression so it's definitely not a war of aggression.
Anonymous No.527990743 >>527990839 >>527990956
where did this meme that escharum says "hohoho" come from? some leftover christmas shitpost or something? what?
Anonymous No.527990770
>>527990618
nah he's got a whole ass setup
i wonder what his desktop backgrounds are
Anonymous No.527990778 >>527990840
>>527990618
On the other side of the hologram, Escharum has a full body VR rig complete with auto-masturbator and Jega managing his 3D model and how big and red it needs to be.
Anonymous No.527990839
>>527990743
It's just a spin on his cut lines where he playfully goes "heeheeheehee"
Anonymous No.527990840
>>527990778
hes also got a fully scanned naked model of Jega in his VR setup for some reason.
Anonymous No.527990858
oohoohohohoh foolish little ssSSSPPPPPAAAAHHHHHTTTUUUUHHHHNNNNNnnnnn hohoh o nothing in your stocking this year....little BITCH
Anonymous No.527990905
escharum giggles and blushes and kicks his feet while talking to master chief
Anonymous No.527990956
>>527990743
jabba the hutt reference
Anonymous No.527991007
what's escharum's bankai
Anonymous No.527991016
>Escharum spends hours practicing his speech for master chief
>he stands ready, pumps his chest, proud, prepared
>He tells jega to send a transmission to master chief
>waiting... waiting...
>chief doesn't answer
Imagine how foolish he would feel, especially with jega watching
Anonymous No.527991203
>jega, how is that message? do you think chief will understand it? do you think i came on a bit too strong? oh what if he doesn't recieve it, it would be such a waste...
Anonymous No.527991240 >>527991881
did jega and escharum ever suck on each others dicks lol
Anonymous No.527991376
Imagine Escharum having a voice crack and telling Jega to cut the transmission
Anonymous No.527991395
jega and escharum were close friends

is sucking on your friends dicks something you regularly do you weird fuck?
Anonymous No.527991436
escharum released his zanpakuto into jega's mouth
Anonymous No.527991464 >>527991889
>>527990398
More likely the shia persians will just start killing all the ethnic and religious minorities, just like in Iraq. And the occupation forces will let it happen, just like in Iraq.
Anonymous No.527991663
Jega hurry help me get this armor off I gotta take a shit NOW
Anonymous No.527991809
Escharum does NOT need to take his armor off to shit, it goes through his pants like a playdough machine
Anonymous No.527991881 >>527991932
>>527991240
how is a sangheili supposed to perform fellatio when they have open mouths
Anonymous No.527991889
>>527991464
that was an bush admin led regime that had absolutely no idea what it was doing and ignored its military advisors. is the same thing happening in syria? that is the question. is israel better at regime change than the bush administration?
Anonymous No.527991932
>>527991881
With their mouth open
Anonymous No.527991941 >>527994252
Anonymous No.527991960 >>527992029 >>527992150
>brief moment of halo discussion
>immediately derailed into retarded IRL politics
escharumtards....I kneel.....

fucking dipshits
Anonymous No.527992029
>>527991960
escharum loves war
if atriox were here, he'd rein him in
Anonymous No.527992109 >>527992259
Conflict does not please me.
Anonymous No.527992134
>*lays big banished meat on the discussion sissy's face*
let's talk about halo....little sissy......
Anonymous No.527992150
>>527991960
back on topic
post Halo
Anonymous No.527992259
>>527992109
tell juha bach to get off the toilet i need to shit
Anonymous No.527992298 >>527992546 >>527992559 >>527992686 >>527993453
>I go into /dg/
>they're talking about destiny
>I go into /osg/
>they're talking about runescape
>I go into /codg/
>they're talking about COD
>I go into /hg/
>they're talking about prehistoric shrimp, mcdonalds happy meals, jerking off, shitting, and contemporary politics

Why don't you all go get FUCKED like honestly
Anonymous No.527992301
I wish we had maps set on Mars, I want to see how it looks all terraformed.
Anonymous No.527992386
It's so easy to rile you up.
Anonymous No.527992445
ohohohohohoho.....BROKEN.........
Anonymous No.527992487
I'm a scat man
Anonymous No.527992545
Anonymous No.527992546
>>527992298
you're ruining christmas!
Anonymous No.527992559
>>527992298
>>they're talking about prehistoric shrimp, mcdonalds happy meals, jerking off, shitting, and contemporary politics
all of which are halo btw!
Anonymous No.527992686 >>527992953
>>527992298
This is what happens when your franchise is mismanaged for over a decade.
Anonymous No.527992953
>>527992686
This is true, just look at the dragon ball threads.
Anonymous No.527993085 >>528003673
>caring about halo in current year
Anonymous No.527993148
fuuuuckk i have a sudden urge to jerk off
Anonymous No.527993453 >>527993605
>>527992298
Across the great spans of /hg/, only the past 6 years have been marginally interesting. This place was just as boring as /codg/ and /dg/ until 2019. /hg/ is a melting pot of autism from other boards. /a/ meets /tv/ meets /k/ meets /pol/ meets /an/ meets /x/ and the results have been kino of the highest order. The worst time in that period by far was when shitfinite came out and the thread was flooded by tourists for a few weeks; bitching about ttk, the wasp, and sprint speed. Believe me, you do not want halo discussion to return as the primary topic of this general. The few times it still happens are a disaster of dysfunctional, manipulative, insecure drivel. Why would you want that to come back en masse? Embrace the whimsical nature of /hg/.
Anonymous No.527993605 >>527993749
>>527993453
>newfag filtered by 5 era kino
You're not paying attention.
Anonymous No.527993749
>>527993605
It was boring and you know it. I preferred /dg/ until 2019 when that was flooded with newblights. Nice try tho, washed-up troll.
Anonymous No.527994252 >>527994783
>>527924913
When is it coming out? His mod for CE is pretty cool. I really like what they did visually with the Library, for example.
>>527929417
I don't use consoles.
>>527956224
A lie, but desu, realistically some of the races (or splinter factions since it might not be species bases, just like how there independent human colonies) might still be at war, like jackals raiding and pirating while also trading sometimes.
>>527985542
kek
>>527990618
Nah, it's fine, Escharum is one few good things of nuHalo.
>>527991941
sickening
Anonymous No.527994783 >>527994889
>>527994252
all me btw
Anonymous No.527994889
>>527994783
That's ok, you are just a phantom of my imagination anyway.
Anonymous No.527995081
this thread has crossed great spans
must've felt even greater to the bumpmaster
the rest of us have jobs and families so it doesn't bother us
beware the 'man' who complains of a slow thread
Anonymous No.527995497
>>527995491
>>527995491
>>527995491
Anonymous No.528003673
>>527993085
i wanna fuck her so bad
Anonymous No.528005521
>>527989830
>"die for Israel, traitors"
Mind virus.
Anonymous No.528019113
not halo