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>News
Fahkumram Gameplay Trailer + Armor King teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAUcKyhbhqY
Season 2 Spring & Summer Announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KstN80dSn60

>Patch Notes
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1303
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1308
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1363

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/


>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 Important key moves for each character and easy combos
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

LTGbro just gave up...

Panda bee supremacy!

LIDIA

>>527463012
there should be a game comprised entirely of blond white women

RAGE = ART LULW

white women are shit they fuck dogs

next character is marduk loli daughter

NOW TORGAL

So a month ago I went to a resturant solo and the bar girl spent like an hour talking to me and I felt like she was interested in me because she was pulling out her phone to Google random shit with me and told me stuff like "come see me again :)" at the end and today I walked by their open window bar and she recognized me and came over after I had already ordered to talk to me and ask what I'd been up to and now im not sure what to do because I have no idea why a random girl would be into me cause im an awkward fat tekken nerd

>>527463440
ask for her socials maybe?

Did we all just forget how awful Breaking Bad was?

Asuka, we need to cook...

GET OFF THE LIDIA

Get ready for another Paki vs Paki finals in Tekkino 8

>>527466721
he's in the big leagues now, he doesn't need us...

>>527466721
no more circle...

>>527471501
heh

i didn't tune in to ceo but some na poolshark beat a paki? what's going on

I just realized Emilie is pronounced Emily and not "Emeel" like Kamilie from Zeta gundam

>>527471501
Daniel Mado says this joke all the time with Korean players...

>>527471996
Paul is so lucky

>>527472875
he's joking you autistic fuckwit

>>527471501
But they actually look alike

considering how racist the japanese are, how mad was keisuke that he lost to a black woman

Does this increase or decrease the chance of it being a woman(female)?

We don't play women here

I stand with Joe Budden, soul of the FGC.

Joe budden insulted the honour of Pakistan and assaulted Markman with a deadly weapon this thug must be banned NOW

>>527473989
japs love cuddle core

>joe budden dq'd
ultra fucking soft commentators

what happened?

>>527476785
Joe Budden beat a pakistani player, held up toilet paper to the camera in his popoff, pointed to the "ultra soft", threw it at the commentator booth, and allegidly tried to go backstage.

>>527477046
>held up toilet paper to the camera in his popoff
but they're pakis, not indians?

Joe is a 2011 spirit living in a 2025 world.

>>527476785
dude got a bit too autistic and tried to go backstage over and over again despite not being allowed to

joe budden is the ghost of tekken

>>527476623
this doesn't sound like axis powers japanese at all

dead general
dead trash game

Japan fetishes cuddle core like how we fetishize yuyu and tanukana

I miss the old kanye

japanese tekgen thinks cuddle core is cute

>>527479954
I guess the Japan that I once knew is but a memory of the past...

>>527474621
You have anal worms

It really is end-times

Should I watch CEO tomorrow or go to my dad's father's day party

I have a killer Morgan Freeman impression.

next time I see a king player i'm punching them in the face

lili is...

gay

I'd love to touch a woman who I'm not related to.

Watch /ourgirl/
https://www.twitch.tv/naria_030

>>527483740
this but the opposite

>>527483740
this but a man

>wawang retard
>does dickjab whenever hes in minus
>check stats
>28 def
how is this trashass in bushin wtf

>>527483740
for me that is women that related to each other

hatesex with female kazuya mains...

/ournigger/

Your focus is completely missing the point I’m making. That’s not the essence of what I’m trying to explain. Please read the content more carefully.
Determining whether something is a majority or minority opinion is the job of the developers or the company—not the users. Users are entitled to express their personal opinions. And especially on a platform like social media, where direct feedback is possible, I believe it's far more meaningful and valuable to speak in your own voice, expressing your own thoughts.
That belief comes from the premise that even minority opinions can contain important insights. If you want to know which opinion is more statistically dominant, then you can just check user review sites or conduct surveys—there’s no need to collect individual feedback through social media.
That’s exactly why I’m saying there’s no need for you personally to emphasize whether your opinion belongs to the majority or to the minority.
And by the way, this is something I’ve explained many, many times—over the course of several years.

>>527487765
SPEEDKEK SAYS TRANS RIGHTS OH MY DAYS

>>527487939
SORYAAA >:3

I think the foids have a hard time breaking throws for whatever reason

>>527487914
Doesn't he realize "we want", "the public want", "the fan demands", etc. are just turns of phrase in English to voice one's wishes? Nobody is claiming they're speaking for the entire community

>>527488240
>>527488261
/myhubby/

>>527450347
can someone post a link to this lili mod please

>>527488310
https://files.catbox.moe/8kyovq.jpg

damn what other things do they do at g corp?

>>527488446
daily scrum meetings

>>527488310
blud horny for a statuesque blond princess :skull:

any reinas still in or should i just skip tomorrow?

>>527487765
The obvious retort from that guy is that he wasn’t born a retard

>>527488695
wtf I love the Zaibatsu now?????

>>527489218
A nigger*

josie is........completely dead

buzama da na

>>527489386
>Kuma POV

Steve POV

>>527489437
absolute unit

>still no showerhead
fucking cowards

>>527490097
I wanna see Jin brutally rape Lili while her mind gives up

why would he do that

>>527490942
A bit unhinged.

Jin POV

I need to be seen
A part of myself has been extirpated out
By not being seen
But if I’m seen
I become a pariah
Haha
I suppose I have to find a way to be seen elsewhere

Sex isn't everything

We used to have a real video game on our hands

>Sam! It's me, Deadman.
Come on now.

>>527490942
lol Jin would pamper the fuck out of Emilie

>>527490097
Cute and canon

pretty sure he punched her in the stomach so hard she went flying

pretty sure this general is gay and dead

Guess I'll just watch the L O S T pilot episode again.

I just really hate reina, u know..

BRUH
YOURE FUCKING TRAAAAAASH
YOURE GARBAGE MAAAAN
COME ON
HOW CAN YOU JUST SPAM LIKE THAT MAAAAAAAN
HE LITERALLY JUST SPAMMED THE SAME MOVE THREE TIMES IN A ROW AND I CANNOT PUNISH IT

BRUH LIKE
BRUH I CANT PUNISH THIS MOOOOVE BRUH WHAT IS THAT???? *cries*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHT IS THAT?????? *sobs* *sreenshot taken* *replay saved to favorites*
WHAAAAT
WHAT THE FUCK
YOURE TRAAAAAAASH

BRO IM TRYING EVERY BUTTON TO PUNISH HIS MOVE BRO AND I CAN'T- BRO BROOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
I CANT PUNISH IT I CANT PUNISH THIS THING BRO
THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING TRASH
MAAAAAAAAN
THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING GARBAGE BRO
ITS SO TRASH
OH MY GOD BRO

IM MASHING EVERY FUCKING BUTTON TO COUNTER BRO IM MASHING EVERY COMBO TO COUNTER BRO
IM MASHING EVERY BUTTON TO COUNTER BRO EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BUTTON TO COUNTER AND THIS GUY IS JUST SPAMMING THE SAME FUCKING MOVE
IM TRYING DIFFERENT SHIT TO COUNTER AND PUNISH HIM BUT ITS NOTHING'S WORKING BRO
LIKE IM ABOUT TO DELETE THIS FUCKING SHITTY GAME BRO
THIS GAME'S TRASH BRO
THESE PLAYERS ARE FUCKING GARBAGE THEY SPAM THE SAME FUCKING COMBO BECAUSE THEY SUCK AT THE GAME BR

>>527495560
>that hair on reina
my penis is getting stiff all of a sudden

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

>>527495560
a stray hit that leads to nothing vs all the combos that she cant complete because her hitboxes are wonky and just whiff

>>527496681
lili's thought bubble

this isn't ai this is /tekgen/ poster

why are you like this

Why not

why aren't you like this

shut up murray

Jin and Lili sitting on a tree

jesus shut the fuck up already

everyday is a good day to celebrate men

This is the most peak character ever made, just the perfect woman, peak femininity, no wonder everyone wants to be with her or BE her

It's just your average STD riddled vapid whore

Eddy is so lucky...

>>527499254
Jealousy looks real ugly on you

Still pooping, exile?

>>527498884
Why did he do that? Is he stupid?

Akuma carried SuperAkouma's ass to the Tekken World Tour finals several times in T7, and Bamco saw that and decided to apply that style of balance to multiple characters in T8.

dickgirls in my pocket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXuAsGOo7g4

joe budden joint? das ham

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13805290

>>527502312
NIGGA WANTS TO BE MF DOOM :skull:
AH HELL NAH :skull:

the combined iq of joe budden and fightinggm doesn't exceed the last two digits of my post number

>>527502312
>stupid gimmick
okay
>pulls out an even more stupid gimmick for camera whore time
mhhm hmm
>takes it way beyond the player area and walks up to the commentators
Niggas should know when their bits should end, deserved dq, clown around if you like but don't make the entire venue your circus thats too far and mad unfunny

>>527502876
yjk she was thinking about what name they should give the baby on last thrust

NIGGA SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>527503270
This

>>527503684
This

>>527503663
dying in your sleep is goated thoughever

dying in the arms of a man is better

>>527503785
i'm just tired as fuck can't even walk today

>>527503898
fat

free my nigga doom

>>527503928
rude

>>527503832
idk, maybe i read too much mishima but i always think dying in front of your loved ones or people you like is unbecoming, like you are not only burdening them with the immediate impact of your death but also destroying your image in their minds, the last thing they'll remember is your wilting body, i don't want that, if they find my corpse that's not me, that's my corpse, the dissociation is there for them to cling to

>>527503980
it's ok, fat is my fetish, lets meet up and I'll massage your legs so you can walk again.
kazuya main btw

>>527504097
yeah, I'm sure they'd have a better image of you if they were the ones who have to wipe your ass when you're 80 and bed ridden.
personally I think it's traumatic regardless, but not unbecoming.

>>527502950
what makes the commentator table so special?

>>527504502
>>527502950
he got DQ because he pushed the security guy and tried to go backstage, not to the commentary table

why is this place so dead

>>527504637
everyone moved onto sf6 which hit a new player record

We're all playing VF6 secret closed alpha, sorry you weren't invited

>>527504713
no they didnt why are you lying, that garbage game is carried by the japanese anyway its not even worth mentioning

>>527504637
game and franchise failed, everyone moved on and others are playing sf6

Luke btfo'd Clive

Cringe Fantasy is a dead franchise

>xcancel
we know it's you reinatranny

i have been called many things but reinatranny is new, i'm out of the loop, what's wrong with xcancel

>>527505261
Hideous troonster

they really should have died at the end of toy story 3.

murray and harada?

>>527505261
Wish Tekken had girls even half as cute as Mai.

hey Harada, remember?

>>527506112
fuck these bums

>>527499202
>Belly imprints on dress
What an utter semen demon

she's breathtakingly beautiful

that's kkokkoma

what does fish smell like bros?

koi

dr doomass

>>527474574
>used to be green coded but not anymore
yeah this is for sure new waifu bait

>>527474574
it's obviously a new panic button female that was supposed to be marduk so they can at least gain money for selling her merch

>>527503929
He beat a Paki. He should be celebrated.

it's a male character from middle east

>>527503929
everyone is celebrating him and calling commentators pussies

bandai probably spent a lot of money to put some celebrity in t8 like fatal furry did and now they are probably regretting it as they see fatal furry flop.
lmfao doomasses

Those damn females flowcharting evasive homing CH launchers into more evasive homing CH launchers like... Paul, and Lee...

so murray really showed a fahkumram doing guard break into 5 seconds animation wall splat from range 10 when the game reviews and the respect for the game is in the bin

good fucking job guys

and df1 extensions

>>527471501
Yuropoors are so cringe

>>527474574
I hope it's Devil 'ka.

>>527471501
Free Gen

>>527488446
6% 401k matching and I got a big mouth Billy bass at the Christmas party last year.

>>527502876
based kaz giving that skank a squirtin

>>527508723
Anyway, here's Wonderwall

*enters thread*

>>527509691
It's Jin having an intimate moment with the love of his life

GCorp is hiring for its Tehran and Tel Aviv offices.

THREAD MEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUyRji--Y-Y

>>527509907
cant be.. that's Ling

>>527509907
>hand place on her chest
yjk lili was dripping looking at jin being so compassionate and heroic

>>527509907
Cringe.

>>527503929
I will be surprised if the don't ban him from the twt. He technically assaulted the commentators. At least a year will be my guess.

>>527510253
>is fat
everything automatically nullified

>>527510253
see >>527504623

i don't care, i'm gonna keep on lying, just like the devs

>>527506820
Humankind has peaked with her.

>>527508583
This needs a explanation. Bamco loved it. They posted the moment in twitter. They didn't ban him.

>>527510397
>Bamco loved it
no they didn't, this is just PR

>Bamco loved it
23er retard first time seeing Markman

Is Diaphone a savant at fighting games?

joe budden won the story. he would've just lost to lowhigh otherwise.

the question is, what did drake do?

>>527510309
see >>527505167

>>527510779
>xcancel
how about no?

>>527510253
what's the deal with niggers

>>527510884
he's clearly neurotic with no help or supervision provided by parents, kinda sad, just glad he didn't become a mass shooter

>>527510971
there's time for that

Can you retards stop talking about tekken micro celebrities nobody cares about and post Anna porn instead?

>>527510572
>>527510517
may elaborate on that?

>>527510971
>just glad he didn't become a mass shooter
it's okay, he's not white.

>micro celebrities nobody cares about
taiga macrocuck..

>>527508953
i remember tekkeks making fun of sf cuz they sold better in one week.
tekken got carried hard by reina. and then nerfed her... sad! people dont like watching russian weirdo vs feng shui guy
hmn deserve the sales stagnation

>>527502312
gm really using this opportunity to find more excuses to not show up at tournaments

>>527511145
we are in june, bud

>>527511216
>create a mesmerizingly beautiful female with unique personality
>give her slopstance gameplay
i must set bamco's offices aflame

>>527511216
cool but, if possible, avoid replying to my posts, thanks

!june

>>527504890
lol

>>527511453
>create a mesmerizingly beautiful female with unique personality
That's not Anna in the pic

hmmmm mutley do something?

!jin

>>527511661
I might get stoned for saying this but the tourney-side of Tekken 8 has been the most fun it's ever been, kinda reminds me of the golden age of 7. IDC about the viewer count but I go on X and Twitch and the community I love is still there. It feels so more organic than the SF scene.

with all the motion input discourse, why hasn't anyone made a tekken-like 2d game with clearly defined attack strings and simplified directional motions but with occasional stuff like death fist and EWGF thrown in?

>>527511453
if that was zafina I would

it's funny how he tries changing his shitty avatapost thinking no one realizes it's the same retard asking dumb questions

Which Tekken girl has had ojisan cock?

>>527497852
There was so much soul before TWT became so corporate
I blame Markman

So when's the tourney starting?
I'd much rather sleep, honestly.

it's not soul, it's that players had fun playing Tekken 7

>>527512106
>fun
What's that?

>>527512291
Yeah, Markman definitely has had Shion

Man, Tekken 7... what a terrible game, they all look so miserable

>>527512595
need me an eliza wife

his small brain realized he can shipost chasing old photos now

imagine cock size

>>527512595
>Eliza cosplayer isn't asleep
Fail rp how else is anybody supposed to grope her?

>>527512595
when the backdash happens and the player hits the counterhit button rage drive safe on block mid and he wins

>remove infinite stages
>remove most magic 4s
>make low parry not give a full combo
>no 2D
literally the only things 8 needed to do gameplay-wise, we don't need Heat at all

*remove all post Tekken 5 characters

>>527513513
nah, Leo was fun in 7

and that's all it takes to expose 17er retards

clearancebin7? Yeah we all upgraded to tekkino8 as fast as we could.

Rage drive vs heat smash which is more toxic

why did tekken 8 only sell 30% of what tekken 7 did?

>>527513513
i only play mishimas so whatever

That room of people in unbridled joy? I guess I exposed them. Dumbass 17e- SHUT UP MOM I'M BUSY. Hehe, try talking about that game you enjoyed again, not on my watch!

I can't see knee in the top 24.
Wasn't he there?

who's Knee?

What's a Leodin?

they had to give away midken7 3 different times in humble bundles to get anyone to play it

If you're having fun it means you're not being efficient enough with your gameplay.

tasty steve demanding people to scream and astroturfing 24/7 was so good, i miss it

Leopold

>>527513898
Only lowhigh from drx for ceo

>>527513513
Replace all characters with Anna but with different physical features

Oh Reginald


I disagree

We're all cheering for Yagami, right?

where's the link retards

Yeah competitive tekken was better when it was the same 3 sour faced koreans and bronson tran not saying a word to each other. You're somehow the most deluded poster in this general and that's a fucking feat.

joe budden round 2

>>527514429
It hasn't started yet, in 1 or 2 hours.

for me it's everyone thinking korean players are wholesome chungus when knee, lowhigh, rangchu, chanel are all proven douchebag sociopaths that hate each other

And this is a bad thing?

>>527514451
you're not dissing jimmy j on my watch buddy

>>527514285
funny how most of the top koreans already have so many TWT points and EWC qualifications done that they can just skip all masters events now

i would hate people who play tekken 24/7, too

FGC should not be sanitized E-sports but be Jersey Shore with actually talented people

playing electronic toys isn't a talent

Capcom Won

moving tiny wood or plastic pieces around a checkered board isn't a talent either

no one here said it was kek

>>527514714
There's a reason why more people watch WWE, then they watch Olympic wrestling.

Tekken has too many female characters in it

If reina places top 8 I will drop 'Ka and learn reina

>>527514285
Knee is scared and a bitch.
The evo jp win was a fluke.

If 'ka places top 8 I will drop my pants and rub my dick to her lewds

>>527515427
I'll do that regardless of results.

>>527515360
It took a full season for Knee to adjust to the heightened skill requirements of Tekken8, but now it is his time.

If 'ka places top 1024 I will drop my pants and rub my dick to her lewds

>his time
What?

>>527515427
that's pretty based

our time is now

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fuck Tifa, put her in. She'll save Tekken 8.

>ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka
shut the FUCK up you pale cum encrusted filthy retarded spic incel luddite

>>527515360
Knee is number one in twt points and he qualified for ewc/twt already. Why would he go to florida willingly now

>>527516159
in any other games we'll have female guest characters first, but this is tekken

>>527515860
you're genuinely so fucking unfunny, kill yourself please

Imagine Tekken but good

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbznV3MT28c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A78tHiGu21U

thread theme

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbGhuYs8lZw

Ok I imagined it and it was tekkino8 s2

>>527516880
Based M love you goat

>>527516438
They'll reveal Eve and Tifa at the same time in a trailer parodying the teaser.

Ferrari won't choke

>>527517120
Holy kino (the pic, not the cringe comment)

this should be illegal

>>527511903
Because no one with a fucking brain wants that shit in 2d games. Arcsys made Ramlethal in Xrd have literal Tekken strings and no one played that bitch.

>>527517249
the lads at bamco really knocked it out of the park with this one

holy kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvVjkqB3LH0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-4HNmuEAKg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOkP7C0WrkU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcMRkyoHKeA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07FdDRbdurg

>>527517418
Only 2 of those turned out to be great games: Cyberpunk77 and Tekken8.

>>527517418
To think people were hyped about T8 not knowing it'd be the biggest shitstain in Tekken history, poor souls.

>>527489386
Imagine the rimjobs that little brown mouth can perform

>17er newfags
>poor souls

>>527517548
kek

>>527517249
I love this stage

I can feel it coming over me
I feel it all around me
I've been waiting for this moment all my life it's my destiny

Lidia won Le Mans

>>527517548
Would be cool if we got The Best Girl as a playable DLC character, and Arasaka tower stage DLC (Bamco could rehash the Helipad assets from T7)

how about we fix the game first

>>527518205
would be cool except swap that skank for Panam

He uploaded his lose. What a loser with that thumbnail

>SCATnam
no

https://streamable.com/kl92bs
https://streamable.com/kl92bs
https://streamable.com/kl92bs
https://streamable.com/kl92bs

>>527518486
>his lose

>>527518319
Impossible.

dead thread
dead game
dead website
holy shit not even CEO can save this boredom shithole

>cyberpunk
For me it's Aurore.
Yes we need ANOTHER French cumfu.

when's Top 8?

doesn't matter how buggy your game is at launch, if you patch it ages down the line people will forgive you.

expect if you're kekken nobody will forgive a shit patch

boredom shithole saar

>a shit patch
*multiple ones lasting a decade

Cyberpunk was great on launch only pussies can't appreciate buggy euro jank

CDPR is infected with Canadian althoughbeit

what does being a buggy euro jank have to do with still not being a rpg despite multiple patches?

>>527518873
in tekken 8's case it's because they haven't actually fixed the flaws yet, like heat.

The worst fighting game update in history is a bit more than a shit patch Murray

>>527518970
good times.

>>527463010 need Xiaoyu dressed as bee to pollinate my dick

tekken 8 "patches" are the equivalent of applying vaporub on a severed leg stump

Michael won.

>>527517225
Having the zoomer waifu vs the boomer waifu would be kino.

>>527518707
BASED

Kazuya Mishima, Your reign of evil ends here.
Such pathetic words, Kazama Jin.
DEAH

https://www.twitch.tv/tekken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3SIFE2MkOk

GET IN HERE

>>527520247
just a typical Mishima Father's Day

>CEO begins
I sleep

>>527520314
>the finale of yet another tekkino weekend
I'm already there

no i prefer staying here

>>527516159
She couldn't even save nikke

Cafe

if you're not keeping notes about the death of Tekken to warn the future generations, you're doing it wrong

make some noise

>>527520314
Who do we think is going through?

^

>>527520314
>>527521472
Ulsan, Arslan, Jeondding, ATIF, CBM, Shadow, AO, Rangchu, yoshiplayer, Khan, Asukaplayer, Joey because Kwiss chokes

>>527521472
>fraudreyjrvsonetrickpony

Go Yagami! Team Australia let's fucking go

>>527521472
Ulsan
Arselan
Jeondding
Atif
CBM
Bum ass nigga
JAKEMAN MD
Rangchu
Eyemusician
Khan
Kingreyzoomer
JoeyFuhrer

>>527521865
Bookmark it.

Arslan has figured out there's no point moving in this game, just control neutral with jab and df1 at range 0.

Which Tekken girls should be in a Nikke collab

Joe Budden was the chosen one to win but MARKMAN has a trauma with toilet paper

joe budden was an inside job to make people talk about tekken in the news

Arslan is also playing a fundamentally broken character where you literally can't do anything except hard guess

i wonder if he knows that's Maximilliam and not Murray

lol

>>527510296
Shut the fuck up Markman and leave the industry

M

what's an aceggot?

DQ is an overreaction but everything about that dude was super cringe and he was playing claudio for christ’s sake

I thought about going to my local master event just to play casuals but then I remembered the game is mid and I dropped it

Asuka time!

justice for genmaji temple

He got dq'd cause he tried to force himself backstage and got into a fight with a TO

I hope Michael is watching

a guy with a mask and a green cape wants to enter backstage holding toilet paper.

What do you react?

>high crush that launches
>RA
>fraud low
3 fraud decisions in less than 10 seconds, back to back

no one worthy to support here is a mashing Murray vision battle

He got DQ'd for being a black man in America, just another example of institutional racism

Why do people ever block low when Asuka is in full crouch? Does she even have a scary low from it? I don't get it

>>527523625
she can do d1+2 from fc and that's a scary low

>>527523625
She can d1+2 from crouch

>>527523465
There are no "fraud decisions", only skill checks.

check my anus next time please

>>527523625
Not related really but I was grabbed by her from full crouch once and got spooked every time she crouches to this day

just press 1+2

all characters can grab from crouch

>>527523914
>>527523946
no it's that special grab that somehow bothered the fuck out of me, i can break it reliably now

Match was disgusting to watch I hope murray is happy

lili is...

wife on screen

not viable in tournaments

Watching Arslan play is boring when you know he'd win.

hwoarang on screen

that df2 was kinda perfect (like nina) bros...

Is edge better than yeonarang now

>>527524375
nina is getting fucked right now bruv

>>527524375
Cheap skank

Recoverable health is a terrible mechanic it makes the game feel even more chaotic and random

activate the rig

>>527524519
yeah, i think it's dumb, chip damage is okay though

>>527517550
That's not Tekken 4, Tekken 6, Tag2 or Tekken 7 though

>>527524519
Bullshit, it's the perfect comeback mechanic. You have to earn it and it's not an autowin button.

executive-sama, nina needs you

if he game is filled with high crush/evasion why Arslan keeps mashing jabs and gets away with it?

why do all players press into 1,2,4 I don't get it

>turns into a literal greenie getting CH by Nina 124
Why they never even hide the rig?

those are real ammunition names spooky

Why is Nina allowed to remain broken?

She isn't, Arslan buying tournaments is

I'm not a man anymore

fucking choker

steve just literally called heat and rage not tekken

kek that whiff

>>527524957
Because the devs are fucking retarded? Look at Asuka and Zafina

There is some good ass Tekken going on a CEO

they always stop pressing buttons for 0 reason

as you can see, nina pressure is free, hwo pressure is guessing for your life

arslan can do 5 wipe the floor and high extensions and no one reacts somehow. they have robotic accuracy in other matches, insane

nina is high skill high execution like mishimas so shes allowed to be good

>>527525193
yea and he's correct

>>527525202
Yep just like last year. CEO tekkino

>>527525201
nobody plays zafina nobody cares if she is broken

>>527524818
Because every other time he does 1,2 SS1 into free plus frames

>>527524894
fuck off retard

Red Bull? They would never rig numbers and tournaments

'cena buffs when

that's not yagami :(

>>527516432
He farmed the koreans who are afraid of him, just like he fears the pakis.

>calling Atif "the pride of India" nets you a 1 day mute on Bamco's youtube stream
fucking pussy ass niggers can't take a joke

jeondding is such a chad

>>527525201
>Look at Asuka
show me her amazing wins anon

Reina on screen, Yagami take our power!

why are kpop schizos always like that in real life?

>>527525445
They are germoids so it's true they can't be trusted

WHEN WILL LILI BE THIS STRONG REEEEE

>>527525505
Her players are alarming retards to win with her even if she was super buffed

>>527525474
Which also has nothing to do with the fact that bryan is a god character with turbo broken shit
*WINK* *WINK*

How good is Reina compared to other characters? Where would she go on a tier list?

doesn't matter

>>527525572
funny on how she won evo japan 2024 and got nerfed while dragunov reigned for like 6+ months after

>>527525505
>two Asuka players choke vs hendo

What was the joe toilet paper incident yesterday? Did someone make a webm? I browsed through the 11h vod and couldn't find it.

Reina is t7 Jin. In theory top tier in reality her players eat crayon

>>527525639
Every character is currently S tier.

Goodbye Yagami you can eat chipotle before returning to Australia

john ding seems like a cool guy

Reina lost, life is sad, reality is unfair. Someone hit the rest button on this unverse.
>>527525639
Definitely upper-middle, you won't fraud anyone, but honest play will win you games.

'ding solid thick and tight

Jarvis post the webm where yagami is getting killed with one move by chanel in t7

>>527525883
I wonder how stupid you have to be to say something like that.
I think you could be a stupid world champion.

See that passion from JeonDDing? That's a non GMO bloodrush from pure tekken.

reina is plus on everything and has lows now how is she honest

*'roid tick

'In the zone' lowhigh is my favourite tekken player to watch

>>527525639
She's the worst or 2nd worst Mishima.

>>527526173
Yep. The kind of pure bliss that can only be experiened in tekkino8.

>>527526076
most of the korean players seem
chill, rangchu, lowhigh, not ulsan something seems off with that dude

why are the white women winning

>>527526346
He beats gradmas and kids that's not cool

all crazy dudes seem chill until you start a conversation with them

reina low tier

um he's getting fucked...

What happened to all those s1 'heen frauds like stephiblack

>>527526414
Built for hotdogging

>>527526346
Literally the opposite.
Lowhigh is a narcissistic asshole.
Rangchu hates the koreans.
And Ulsan is pretty chill considering his godhood.

tasty steve gooning on stream

bro Keisuke stop making Lowhigh drop his combos

>>527526414
what the fuck goddamn

>>527526346
>most of the korean players seem chil

>>527526145
I could be a world champion at fucking your ass too

what the fuck is wrong with lowhigh?

>>527526598
low testorestore
high autism

Your loss we're all having a blast in tekkino8

>>527526679
playing against them isn't the problem, watching your main (any) get all his/her soul and gameplay killed is the worst part

we're not

>>527526596
I asked your disabled mother and she confirmed that you got what it takes
>>527526739
kek

>>527526828
im scared

NICE ANNA TRACKING BAMCO YOU RETARDS

we're going to get a paki vs paki grand finals huh

Bros, I thought people said Bryan was strong? How can he lose like that to Anna if he is so strong?

I thought gooks were good at this game or is that only tournaments where they discriminate against pakistan and don't let them in

you already got your evo japan, let red bull buy the small tournaments now

THE LAST HOPE OF NA
ALISA PLAYER

Not even anime or nrs shit is this oppressive in 2025 corniest fg on the market

>>527526828
Goat wecka did it first nigga

the whole entire game sucks

Watch pros get put against the wall versus somebody in heat and slowly dying because there's nothing they can do makes me feel better about my tekken ganeplay

>this game is for gooks, mudslimes, egirls and blacks now
what happened bros...

That's how you know it's real tekken

>>527527143
when was that not the case lol

cuddlecore is the reason I learned alisa

>>527527291
tekken 5 DR

>>527527417
retard

NICE FUCKING TRACKING NAKATSU

>>527526760
im long past getting emotional about what they did to the series and every aspect that made tekken, tekken
all that is left is laughing at the monkeys who play it for a living and the monkeys who havent realized that yet

>>527527417
timmymasher5? Used to see plenty of niggers mashing on that at pizza hut

>>527527417
The game that had Ryan Hart, Rip and Knee as champions lmao

>>527527552
Name four (4) things wrong with Tekken currently

i saw jack having a g-corp sign under his life bar yesterday. can someone explain what that is?

>>527527705
>3 white men
so?

>>527527717
heat
heat
heat
heat

that's his new install

>>527527717
>4
AHAHAHAHAHA
make it 20 and i wouldnt run out of steam lol

go ahead

Thoughts on sleepy semen demon coming back to T8?

>>527527773
>>527527881
2 posts and only 1 thing was mentioned
if you don't know then shut the fuck up

actually i could name 20 things with yoshimitsu alone

20 wrong things with each char is a piss easy exercise

>>527527970
>semen demon coming back to T8?
T8 needs all the women it can get
>NA
Someone fucking explain how the Asuka players aren't able to win in season 2

that match was horrible

Eyemusician would be a lot more successful if he toned the Yoshi cheese

why does every nigger have an install in the main thing thats wrong

>>527527983
no i want you to stay oblivious and then one day it will hit you.
or not depending on how retarded you are.
>>527528109
thats what im saying

>don't let that cool of a design go to waste
fucking faggot eliza is absolute shite

Maybe I should main yoshi because I also want to phase out of existence when im playing tekken

>>527527970
>we really think about the fighting styles of our character
HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

>>527527773
Head is so fucking nerfed now the only good thing it does is giving you an access to the heat smash.

>>527528212
Shut. the fuck. up.

>>527528235
Image how thick the bush would be though

>>527527209
steve wanting that skanky autism pussey
>>527527731
anyone please?

>>527528374
>>527527789

>>527528335
it also looks stupid

>>527528448
is it good is it strong is one round only does he get it easily?
i saw joe using it yesterday and that stance punch did like 30% damage.
please lecture me.
i dont want to watch some youtube faggot telling me.

>>527527970
Game needs more clam.
Right now however I am excited about the newcomer!

>>527528673
>i dont want to watch some youtube faggot telling me
You rather get your info from some fag on 4chan?

>>527528784
is that outrageous?
i recognize if someone is retarded.
with youtube finding a not retarded opinion is almost impossible.

kekken is boring to watch but gets sleepy when you know it's gonna be Arslan vs Atif final

oiled up eliza in unreal engine 5

>>527528959
Yagami will pull off the comeback!

>>527529012
would be amazing

stop replying to yourself

>>527529012
shes hot but shes not hype enough

hendo can defeat asuka players only

>>527528959
i simply stop watching paki vs paki or arslan cuck/atif vs anyone, shit's a good sleep pill but not much else

shadow doing df1,2 strings literally unironically 20 times in a row

>>527528927
>with youtube finding a not retarded opinion is almost impossible.
Yeah, the text format of 4chan (I generally dislike watching videos because how long it takes them to get to the point) makes it faster to digest info but ways to search for info are limited so its a decision between waiting for an answer vs checking parts of youtube videos for an answer. Unfortunately I don't know the answer to your question.

>>527529331
i also dont give faggot clicks and i dont really care if i dont get an answer.
i win either way.

Anna the broken character who broke an already shit game (the downfall of tekken 8)| 4k documentary

If Anna is so broken why aren't Knee and Arslan playing her?

>>527529306
Also prove that the 'balancing team' forgot what everyone hated a year ago.
Or maybe they did it intentionally for various reasons.

>>527529453
>Anna the broken character
Why don't people consider that players use her because they like her character?

Arslan doesn't like Anna never will use her

Koreans never play female

if kazuya's mom is dead why does my penis get erect?

knee and arslan been playing anna last couple of weeks tho...

>>527529657
yes atif the ultimate tier fag "likes" the character

Arslan "Zafina is broken now, I used to love her " *pick Nina* Ash?

>>527529670
Remove their clothes and they would

>>527529657
yeah Atif loves Anna aesthetic not because she is broken

>>527529694
Cause youre a necrophiliac

This is unbelievably ugly to watch

nigga it's tekken 8 they're all broken

>>527529694
Shion is the ugliest asian woman I've seen

>>527529978
that's the cosplayer who cancelled lowhigh, not shion

>>527529978
put your glasses on grandpa

>>527529764
Arslan "Nina is dead in season 2, I will main Lars/Leroy" Ash

KWISS ABOUT TO CRY AFTER LOSING
THIS WILL BE GOOD

>>527530019
>that's the cosplayer who cancelled lowhigh
What happened?

>what if we gave Anna with the t-rex arms an insane long-range weapon, ontop of insane shadow hitboxes
Fucking nailed it murray

Remember when Mr Chicklin was an honest Jin main

dude what if we made every character completely over the top wouldn't that be really epic

Tekken has always been about weapons just look at yoshimitsu haha

Y'all wouldn't be talking all this shit to Murray's face

free my man Joe Budden

>tekken behind sf6 and strive
MURRAY YOU FUCKING RATKING DO SOMETHING YOU ARE LOSING THE CASUALS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

How is Clive allowed? I thought this was the iron fist tournament not "bring your own iron" tournament.

K-PISS GETITNG COOKED

>>527530419
this is good advertisement for final fantasy, basically harada and murray are whores

Solid b-cup kpiss you fat bitch

kpiss kpissing his kpissmatch kipssways

That fat bitch getting buckbroken by clive is the sweetest justice in the world

IFRIT

SIC THAT FAT NIGGER TORGAL

EU...

that was not even close

kpiss got low parried like 6 times that set

What did kswiss do to deserve this type of slander?

I think I'm getting fat too bros

nigga tried to switch sides instead of playing

GARUDAA

But I thought KPiss is God of Destruction 3 or some dumb shit...

DODGE THIS

Chikurin x Lili was extra soulful.
He needs to go back.

>>527530916
He's pretty annoying but 90% of this general are unironic racists from villages in eastern europe

>>527531005
...in PEEU

wait you guys are just balkan farmers? it all makes sense now

>eyemusician got t1 sponsor
good for him. dont think hes that good but whatever.

>>527531314
Maybe. I don't know what's behind my bedroom.

GET YOUR FREE KARATE KID HOODIE

>>527531314
Yeah but a small half of tekgen are venezuelan

holy shit julio is so fucking retarded. goddammit.
im sorry for telling that other anon he could be a stupid world champion.
julio is the real fucking deal.

Just got perma banned in Bamco's YT stream for saying " just delete the entire roster than if playing top tier is the only way to win" after Mark and Steve said so
Thanks Murray

dont care nigga

this is not tekken.

markman + steve is probably the best combination if you want nonsense commentary with inaccurate information about everything happening

I care
you matter
and you're valid

does anyone ever duck that victor Iai stance mid,high? that shit is too fast

armor king trailer status?

Why is Markman nearly always on commentary? Does he have connections to people who organize tournaments as I don't even remember ever seeing him play Tekken?

>>527532084
after evo

yea i can't stand this commentary. i've not heard a single criticism all weekend. they're literally just sucking off every aspect of the game. oh dude this ff stage is sick let me hit you up with a key so you can try the game out. disgusting sellouts

>>527532140
he likes to "travel"

>>527532084
I didn't know Armor king was in the anime

why are the paid contractors saying good things about the game???

>>527532059
i saw it getting ducked after ss on the mid yesterday.
if we are talking about the same move that is.

>>527532290
Is the final fantasy that Clive is from good?

>>527532140
>Does he have connections to people who organize tournaments
yes, he knows and have connections to basically everyone, he's the pr guy for all companies

>>527531751
That's okay I won't fuck your ass unless you want me to and i'd be very gentle and use protection

>>527532396
I just looked it up and its input is apparently IAI 1,1+2. The high really comes out too fast after the mid for me to react

>>527532414
Hell no.

>>527532084
anon they shat out the ak teaser at lightspeed because the fans were fucking rioting.
they got nothing. i expect release ak to be ultra barebones and he will get the asuka and jack treatment later.

>>527532140
Markman is an actual part of the tekken team

im eating watermelon rn

>>527530285
There's a good chance that he will be banned from all twt events and ceo. You won't be seeing him again this year.

Now this is good ass tekkino

He assaulted markman with a projectile, he could have killed him

>>527532140
he is some ceo of evo and so everyone sucks his dick.
nobody in the fucking world knows how that happened.
some say because he was a diversity hire.
others say he is the luckiest retard in the world.
i also want to point out that they rather fly julio to orlando than give rip a bit of gas money.
its a crazy world.

unironically markman looked so upset at that i wouldn't be surprised if he used his connections to permaban the kid

GO GO GO LOWHIGH!

What do if I’m a waifufat but felt in love with Kazuya gameplay

>>527495815
this nigger sucks at every game he plays and then rages at his teammates/enemies for "being terrible at the game". yes, he is black.

Markman is the reason why we will likely never get Snake to Tekken

Markman is great. I might even watch a slime fighter tournament if he and steve were casting it. I still wouldn't but still

>>527532502
my ass is an emergency exit and stays closed under any other circumstance.
>>527532517
is the high a sword!? than we are talking about the same move. i have no clue about victor so probably not.

I want this Jack to win the entire thing now

Jackbros..

>>527533156
yeah it's the mid into a high sword sweep

I'm the leading authority on all things arcade sticks. Proud owner of the largest arcade stick collection in the world. Hype filled sneaker enthusiast.

meo-il is so fucking wholesome
nicest korean for sure

my mom is a month older than kazuya

>>527533347
He tried to cancel lowhigh

being into shoes and jewellery is female behaviour