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Widowmaker

Wow that glitched vagos car can get some insane speed if you keep hitting it with the up n atomizer. I maxed out the speedometer going down the highway, barely weaving between npc cars

>>527489565 (OP)
Nice cover
Good variety this one

how much do you have for the update?

>>527509271
bout tree fiddy

>>527509271
600k

>>527509271
i got 10 mil set aside

>>527509271
30 mill. gonna try for 2 last cargo hauls where I can get around 11 mill more if I sell in a somewhat populated lobby
but honestly I'm new so I don't have a lot of properties. this is all gettin spent soon

tell me about the update?

as in more than the newswire

been trying to think of "cameo" car/plane whatever ideas that I don't see on youtubes samefagging top 10 cars from movies (and games) lists, yes we all know dukes of hazard was a tv show. what else?

so far I came up with the sonic plane (has been done), persona 5 morgana car, johnnys porshe from cyberpunk (has been done, rockstar even added a livery for this), penelopes pink limo from thunderbirds (i don't know what car you could do this too though) and im stumped for more ideas. (that aren't KIT, the delorean, etc you know, the obvious ones)

>>527516927
we don't have anything other than the newswire

>>527517192
Mr. Bean's Mini Cooper?

Do we know what cars they are adding to HSW next?

>>527517593
Sometimes Rockstar creates the game assets in advance, and they may already be downloaded to your computer. Some players examine the game files and find them. I don't know if they have for this coming update, but sometimes it happens.

>>527509271
1bil

>>527517192
I made a Starsky & Hutch Arbiter GT

>>527518727
I was thinking of getting that, especially since it's the only HSW old school muscle car but i really hate pontiac

It's interesting that the future update will involve business fronts for money laundering, but they should really turn on access to the businesses that are already supposed to be attached to our existing businesses. How many of our cargo warehouses have dead front ends that we can only see from the outside? And for our motorcycle businesses, when was the last time you walked around to the other side of the building to see what was even over there?

>>527517586
that one did come to me but I am bri'ish so it wasn't hard.
you did just remind me of one I haven't seen though, del boys 3 wheel van

>>527519341
I also made this, which is what I thought Raymundo's car in Rocket Power more or less looked like. I can't find pictures of it online, though, so it's more my interpretation of it
As for the Fab 1, I'd use the Enus Windsor Drop probably. It's probably the closest you can get

>>527512223
anon...

>>527520491
Yes?

>>527517192
You can clone cars from other GTA clone games. Mafia or Saints Row or whatever.

>>527520813
thats not enough bby
you gotta go grind

>>527520876
I know... But burning money on cars is so addicting...

>>527520967
Money is for spending
You can always grind more after the update releases

>DONT LET THOSE FUCKERS OWN YOU SMASH THAT SHIT ON THE GROUND BREAK OUT OF THE FUCKIN CAGE….am i rite?

>>527509271
6 Dollars

>>527509271
$75 million or so, I grinded around $65 million the march update.

>>527520858
meh
I mean memorable cars like the delorean, but not the delorean because thats an obvious one, generic "cars from gta games" isn't what I mean. I couldn't even tell you one from saints row except purple gang mobile, which you design.

>>527526729
>$65 million the march update.
$65 million AFTER the march update.

>>527452906
Most talented poledancer in the general.
>>>527462068
WOULD kill several Italian mafiosos for you after nodding at you awkwardly and never speaking
See that's what they should have done with the career challenge rewards for female characters, why am I stealing Claude's clothes instead of getting Catalina, Maria, or Asuka?
>>527463323
Me after eating anything spicier than an onion.
>>527504385
Yeh, thanks for everyone that posted.

>>527528776
>Asuka
Plugsuits in GTA 6 when?

>>527530302
anime references that arent stuck in 2001 when
I dont mind PRB but its pretty much a gen X dudebros idea of what anime is
they need a weeb on the writing team to make fun of isekai and romcom slop

>>527530670
>I dont mind PRB but its pretty much a gen X dudebros idea of what anime is
PRB reminds me of Panty and Stocking alot, and technically its a 2025 anime
>they need a weeb on the writing team to make fun of isekai and romcom slop
That would be kino

this is the first time ive ever seen a non enemy in the stash house

>>527530803
>PRB reminds me of Panty and Stocking alot, and technically its a 2025 anime
Panty and Stocking was heavily inspired by western cartoons that themselves were inspired by anime like PPG, its kind of an ouroboros desu...

>>527531018
i had no idea this was possible

great cormorant can be found here 100% of the time

boar spawns here

>>527531709
It's not the boar spawning that's the problem
It's getting the picture. Somehow every pic I take is not good enough en then when I get closer it just sprints in one direction, never stopping

So close to greatness with this plate

>>527489565 (OP)
The biker businesses are not that bad, desu.
Yeah they're not really worth the time and money, but they can be fun.
I like the soundtrack at least.

>>527531018
haha y-yeah
>throws 5 grenades as soon as i get inside

>>527534475
Make a custom plate
69EAT455

>>527536093
That would be cheating

>>527509271
Feeling pretty good.

So you're telling me the guy who made the effort to run to the bathroom to puke in the toilet gets kicked out while the knobhead who passed out in a closet he wasn't even supposed to be in gets a ride home?

>>527526729
>$75 million or so
How do you not spend it?

Everytime I get more than 10-20M i end up spending it on cars or planes.

>>527509271
103 Million, I'm good for it

>>527540359
I already bought everything I wanted.

It seems that a part of the update is more stuff getting Imani tech. Rockstar had discovered that upgrade expenses are good at draining bank accounts.

>>527540359
I was sitting just under 50 mil, now sitting at 46 after buying a few Special Vehicles while they're on sale. Since I don't play this game as religiously as I used to, I only ever save up enough at any given time from freemode grinds for the next DLC instead of buying random vehicles that I wouldn't even touch except for the rare car/air show then wind up with nothing when the DLC drops.

>>527531018
What about the random guy with the Duggan security head in the motel room.

>>527531018
I see them happen very frequently. Almost always sitting in the chairs. Something about their choice of chair props, causes them to spawn there.

Exactly one time, I had a legitimate enemy spawn in completely unarmed.

>>527537853
That's the difference between being a VIP and some random dude hitting the club.

>>527552363
They're Tony's VIP, not mine
If I could get rid of Tony I would
Motherfucker takes a whole ass 10% of sold goods. Fuck him, Ron in the hangar is the guy I need

Returning player, last time I played was like 2016. I have no idea what I should be working on, just going around doing the contact missions right now. Anything I should be focusing on to get going? Mostly want to do all the hiests I can solo.

>>527557728
Get the big submarine, and loot Cayo Perico.

>>527552839
His limit is $100k.

On xbox you can predownload the update right now it's less than 5 gigs, by the way why not petting the animals?

>>527559318
I always shoot the cats i see wandering around.

Is there a real reason to have a second character?

>>527559429
Psycho

I hope they put more clothes with the update

>>527557728
The big heist you can solo is cayo perico, accessed through the kosakta submarine available from warstock. It's still one of the best ways to farm money, even after numerous nerfs. I also recommend getting the sparrow for the sub, great for getting the prep work done quick and is a quick heli summon that's consistently close to you.
Two of the smaller ones are cluckin bell raid and Oscar guzman flies again. Which aren't exactly heists, but function much the same.
Cluckin bell you start by going by going to the V at vespucci police station and has you raid a drug operation at the factory in Paleto bay., you probably won't know Vincent, but he appears in the casino story line, which also is canonically before the raid.
Oscar Guzman has you steal a notAC130 which is accessed by buying the McKenzie Field hangar.
Both these have the mechanic of letting you exit missions before getting all objectives or get all to have more stuff for the final mission.
Finally, what I'd also call mini heist facilities is the auto shop, salvage yard and garment factory.
All three give you access to a handful of mini heists, auto shop have rotating set of jobs that focuses on speed(read: escaping police by hiding in a hole/on a hill), salvage yard focuses on stealing cars that with 3 set ones each week that you can then sell, salvage and sometimes claim for yourself(this has not happened a single time this year), and lastly garment factory which are 4 set mini heist(each week one is selected to have double pay and can only be done once) that have 3 preps each and take like 30-40 minutes to complete.
All of these can be played with others, but none of them require it.

>>527534561
What kills the biker businesses are the raids being independent for each business, the fact that you can get raided 5 times back to back to back is ridiculous.
The soundtrack is goated tho.
>>527544861
Are they tho? Cause I'm not juggling cars out of my garages to apply one upgrade.
>>527557728
So there's the Chicken Raid, which you can do without buying anything, that's the V on the map.
There's the new Oscar Guzman plane heist, you need to buy the aircraft hangar in Grapeseed. I think it's about 1.4 million?
There's the obvious Cayo Heist, I'd recommend saving extra money for the Sparrow, just because of how annoying it is to get to the submarine.
The Agency lets you do the Contract, which isn't really a heist, but it pays like one. That's around 1.4 to 2.6 million depending on location
The Salvage yard has mini heists where you steal 3 cars every week, it's VERY limited by the weekly cooldown.
The Autoshop has several mini heists that pay abysmal, but have only minutes of cooldown.
The Darnell building has 4 mini heists that every week rotate between paying double and not being replayable.
The Bail Office has simple missions that rotate daily, but pay terribly.
There's also a couple of story missions, the casino and first dose/last dose. They are a set of 6 missions that pay well on first playthrough.
Casino has the entry fee of the penthouse, first and last dose are free to start, R on the map which then becomes the D on max.
I think that's all the solo stuff that you can do that has any "meat" to it.
>>527560721
Got damn, I literally just finished typing this and your post popped up.

Why are we getting #unknown_edgy_hotwheels _7548 rather than pic rel & Co.?

>>527560967
>raids
literally dont have any of your businesses higher than 40% product and never leave an interior while being mc president.
it's that easy.

>>527557728
imo you should do all first dose and last dose missions for the juggalos, youll get a very fast car, an Acid lab and enough money to fully upgrade it so you can make money passively. It sells for 527,000 in a public lobby. then even if you're just dicking around, doing daily challenges, racing, griefing people, you'll make money.

then just keep diversifying. Get a submarine, or maybe a nightclub. dont forget to stop and fuck around once in a while

>>527562103
Its 20%... So yeah, no shit, don't use them at all and you won't get raided.
Which is what I do already.

>>527560967
Just as well, I forgot to mention the Agency, and didn't think to mention the contact mission lines.
>I'm not juggling cars out of my garages to apply one upgrade
Yeah, not only the fact that you won't know which of your cars have the upgrade available without taking them out and getting the popup or checking through the full list and cross referencing all your cars, or the fact you can't apply it without placing it in your agency is kinda bullshit.
Really, I feel the same with the auto shop, like why can't you get a selection to enter garage/workshop when driving up to it like you get when accessing your CEO office garage?

>>527563432
skissue.

>>527559274
About 75k too much

>>527561965
there is this 80's leman prototype. it would be nice if they added a modern one. it would probably be the fastest car in the game too.

>>527559583
need garage space

>>527563992
How does this handle?

>>527566775
grip

This is almost too easy, even if the NPCs spawn they only try to shoot at you leaving the car fine unless it gets at a bad angle.
Also a fun fact, if you park an iron mule on a bridge after having released the hook and then enter a building, the hook will hang below the bridge, preventing you from taking off properly.
https://litter.catbox.moe/09oa8rwe1dsbq1jr.mp4

>>527567212
uuuuh i prefer to just wait the car waves and then drive away after im done

>>527567446
That is arguably more cathartic.

>>527567771
i challenge myself to use as little bullets as i can
thank god the smg mk.II is still unbelievably op, so i can do just that
>nooooooo that's not optimal

>>527517192
>FAB-1
your best bet would the Hermes probably, but like you said there's nothing remotely similar.

>>527563992
there is a 2010s era LMP car mostly based on the Audi R18. Annis RE-7B

>>527566775
Like the Tyrus and RE-7B on steroids

>>527569835
good?

>>527570013
If you like grippy cars, yeah
If you liked how the Vagner handled, you'll like this
>>527568659
RE-7B is more of a Mazda 787b, even has a livery to match

>>527534561
Every business is profitable, that's the entire point of the game.
Some are better than others, and many have an insanely steep break even threshold.

>>527563992
i know but i'd rather have GigaKubica car that won leman over flavour of the month EV slop
>>527568659
but thing is ugly as fuck

>>527571240
or this

>>527509271
My body is ready

>>527558186
>>527560721
>>527560967
>>527562498
Thanks for the replies. I did the chicken raid and doing the drug missions rn, going to work on the cayo heist.
Feeling like I'm a teenager again.

>>527557728
see >>527489565 (OP)
>>New Players Guide:
>https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides

Cayo and the McKenzie hangar heists are the only solo ones i have so far though lol

>>527571240
modern LMP cars are all ugly anyway.
the best looking is the Aston, which we technically already have in the game.

What do you guys think of the whole Gameroll leaks thing?

To me it seems like he somehow got his hands on the names and then when it turned out to be right he got 20x the attention he's used to, it gave him a big head, and he made a bunch of fake leaks.
Either that or he actually did have some source who just decided to screw with him. Him being a gullible teenager with a bunch of fans and all that.

Or maybe it's all real and VI is gonna suck

>>527580674
why would VI suck based on gamerolls leaks (if they are true at all)
idc if leonida doesnt have a panhandle and a ton of accessible interiors like an actual functional mall would more than make up for it
also dont really care if prone is gone

>>527580674
>Or maybe it's all real and VI is gonna suck
why would it suck?

>>527581076
>>527581785
>why would it suck?
You're playing as a couple for one.

>>527583462
why would that be bad?
also thats been a known factor for as long as people knew what project americas was

>>527583462
Argument Simulator 9000?
Nah. We will still be driving to the checkpoints as per normal GTA.

i cannot imagine selling any business that isn't the nightclub without job warping

>>527583462
i always wanted a bonnie and clyde GTA
unless you're making a sex innuendo

why does it sometimes not tell me to repair the vehicle in the cluckin bell vehicle mission/?

>>527587987
Damage too superficial.

Fun fact, exiting the strawberry auto shop with a Slamtruck directly reenters the shop and after doing it twice I got tossed out of the world.
https://litter.catbox.moe/klknumlo1f5ox90k.mp4

how many more times will he do it?

gta v should have had the gta 4 p90

https://files.catbox.moe/tbw14s.mp4

PRO GAMER

>>527592709
what gun is that

>>527592874
god yeah the Assault SMG looks so goddamn ugly

>>527593021
assault mk2

what plane is fun to fly? i have a raiju but its kind of boring, i was thinking of getting a smaller more agile plane

>>527593775
Ultralight

>>527593775
Raiju is already one of the most agile planes.

Pyro is probably the only one a bit more agile, but since it doesn't have explosive MG I never use it.

Also the raiju is fun if you try and hover slam your landings. I enjoy timing my transition to VTOL mode juuuuuust in time so i don't explode on impact.

>>527593775
The Starling and Seabreeze and is probably what I'd call fun to simply fly of the ones I have.
LF-22 Starling being a fighter based on that old nazi germany design which I believe is most known for dousing several of it's pilots in fuel that they were completely unable to put out. It sports jet boost take off, and just jet boost in general. It's comically slow without it and crazy fast with it, it recharges slowly in the air, and quickly if you land. Landing might be tricky though since it's essentially a jet motorbike.
The Seabreeze is also a lighter plane, but sports two seats, can land on water and takes off and lands pretty easily, even from water. Only front gun and bombs though.
I do want to mention the Tula too, which might be the most multifunctional vehicle in the game, seating up to 5 players, has jet booster take off, is a vtol propeller plane, has aquatic landing, bombs, a strong pilot gun and a rear turret. Only thing it doesn't have is missiles. It's my go to for doing missions with some friends, great for dropping them down at places and doing pick ups in tighter spots.

Rockstar will never restore San Fierro and Las Venturas to the San Andreas Map.

>>527604568
Correct

>he doesn't roleplay as a one-man-army tacticool kingpin druglord who happens to work for the glowies but is actually pretending while making millions off illegal ops
n
g
m
i

>>527571517

so close
yet
so far

>>527531709
Theres one to the west of the great chaperrel gas station that spawns near the stop sign. >>527533097 they dont run if you let them walk towards you

>>527489972
>Casino Master Penthouse Decorations
>no more toy cars yet
/ourdev/ can you unlock please?

>>527618856
I am the glowie

Best gun I have ever bought. Totally worth it

>>527632415
Would be cool if you could get your own cars as models

saints row 1&2 were way better than the gta series

>>527641295
what gun?

>>527643972
based

>>527642504
It might be the only thing plentiful enough to fill the vast empty penthouse bookshelves.

>>527643972
"better" is a midwit lens that only brings suffering
good games tho

>DLC contents get leaked
>zero posts

gta 6 BETTER HAVE CROSS PLATFORM AND THERE BETTER BE TEXT CHAT OR ILL KMS

>>527662831
As long as cross-platform enforces hard aim assist limits like GTA5 does.

Not trying to get aim assist PS5/Xbox users in free aim PC lobbies for example

>>527662831
It is unlikely to have either of those things.
Console makers will not invite comparisons between their platforms.
Rockstar doesn't like policing text swears and slurs, or rather they don't like paying for human employees to do it.

>>527663342
i wont buy it then

LEAKED Career Progression Details & Rewards (translated from French to English)

It's part of the businesses section in the Career Progress Menu

Tier 1
- Meet Mr. Faber.
- Buy the Hands On Car Wash.
- Complete any Hands On, Smoke on the Water or Higgins Helitours Car Wash mission.
REWARD: Hands On Car Wash Cap

Tier 2
- Buy Higgins Helitours.
- Complete 10 Hands On Car Wash, Smoke on the Water or Higgins Helitours missions.
- Collect $100,000 from the Hands On Car Wash safe.
REWARD: Higgins Helitours T-Shirt

Tier 3
- Buy Smoke on the Water.
- Earn $500,000 by completing missions for Hands On Carwash, Smoke on the Water or Higgins Helitours.
- Get the best possible bonus in one of Mr. Faber's missions
REWARD: Smoke on the Water Hoodie

Tier 4
- Unlock 14 platinum rewards in Money laundering business. (0/14)
- Get the best possible bonus in all of Mr. Faber's missions. (0/6)
- Earn $2,000,000 by completing missions for Hands On Carwash, Smoke on the Water or Higgins Helitours.
- Collect $500,000 from the Hands On Car Wash safe.
REWARD: Brute Pony with Smoke on the Water livery

>>527663797
>a fucking pony
cmon man

>>527663797
>Earn $2,000,000 by completing missions for Hands On Carwash, Smoke on the Water or Higgins Helitours

This will be the grind filter. The pay will probably shit per mission.

>>527595492
ima buy one, i was looking at the v-65 molotok too

>>527664291
i like it

>>527663797
>a Pony
>not one of the new cars or even the police bike
And so begins the REAL effort to kill this game...

>>527662794
wot?
>>527662831
hell no! have you seen PC lobbies?

>>527663797
A pony? Horses in VI confirmed

>>527666173
career progress rewards have always been ass

>>527666573
yeah theres nobody talking they are probably all bots

>>527665314
I should get this
>>527664291
Molotok is also fun, it can get super slow to the point you can pretty much do helicopter landings. It's what I use to move between my businesses

>>527509271
53mil

Should Lamar be at war with Mr. Faber?

>>527541513
you dress like a school boy

>dUUUDUEEEDDEEE wEEDDEeeed

>>527618856
I got the glow drip

>brother help me, im stuck

>>527663797
>leak
>thing that is coming out in less than 24 hours
Fuck off, frenchie. Learn to have patience.

to the surprise of no one, coke and meth are actually pretty fun while cash is kinda annoying
weed and docs are completely useless LMAO
any chance we're getting a minor MC businesses rework tomorrow?

>>527670958
Supposedly, they are permanently retiring the mail trucks. We no longer need to dread a full inventory.

>>527671904
waow i love job warping 4 times for 4 planes or 4 boats

>>527668657
>can't even smoke a J, can only carry fags

>Not just selling the MC shit to street dealers
It's like willingly doing the Ultralight sale in the hangar

>>527672552
point to me where the street dealers that buy docs or cash are please

>>527672920
>Selling docs or cash
To me those are just insurance. When I need a quick cash injection I will sell those. But usually my Acid Lab will suffice so my cash farm is always full

>>527673490
so you keep a full stock of those 2 biz at all times without getting raided?
whats your secret, chief?

>>527674968
NTA but the timers are extremely generous if you know how to the raid system works.

>>527674968
As soon as a delivery mission ends, retire the moment you are able to, and usually you've evaded a raid. Don't let time pass between that last phone call and the next random event.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-9xiCpxO4a8

How much does it cost to buy the Nightclub and upgrade everything, while owning basically every business already?

>>527674968
I don't know what to tell you, I've had maybe 4 raids on my MC businesses since they were a thing. I pay zero attention to it and I'm pretty much never a MC President, always a CEO. I don't know if that makes a difference. I also only refill those businesses with the stash houses. And me selling to dealers means it's pretty much only the cash business that's always fully stocked.

>>527676918
>I don't know if that makes a difference
it does

I'm always an MC president and i get raids 1-2 times a week in the ~10-12 hours I tend to play per week.

>>527675392
How does the raid system work?

>>527677663
theres a timer system that trickles down the more you are playing as a mc president
the timer doesn't actually start until you reach 40% of product in your business
different productions have different timers, the document forgery for example has like iirc 15 hours of total timer before you actually get raided
never stay as mc president for more than needed for resupplying\selling, and always sell for one vehicle

>>527677084
Well there's my secret, chief

>have all the mc businesses
>resupply raiding stash houses and random events
>sell only to street dealers
>register as ceo to sell weapons
>don't bother with docs or funny money

>>527679923
I would like the street dealers more, if they didn't also drain the nightclub inventory.

>>527651821
I'd also be willing to pay 100k a piece

2 cats!

>>527509271
1.9bil

Rockstar will never fix the slam truck.

Rockstar will never fix the acid lab helmet

>>527678463
>>527677663
Again, it's 20%
The timers are 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7, from most to least valuable, and then doubled if you buy the security upgrade.
So for an upgraded coke lab every 6 hours you will get raided and an upgraded document forgery is 14 hours for a raid.
You can stop the timer by not being MC or being near or inside a business, if you're inside the coke lab your meth lab timer will continue.
While you're doing a sale the timer will countdown. Doing a sale also DOES NOT reset the timer so that means even if you only have 2 businesses running and you're only registering as MC to sell them, eventually you will finish a sale and immediately get raided on the other.
The system is terrible and Rockstar will also never fix it.

>>527684415
it's 40%.

>>527684415
>Doing a sale also DOES NOT reset the timer
As soon as you get the payout, swap to singleplayer.
No need for LJT to call you back and disband manually.

>>527684415
I should say NOTHING resets the raid timer.
>>527684942
Coke stores 10 products, you will get raided at 2.
That's 20%

>>527685086
That probably works, but you'll have to do this forever because nothing resets the timer.
It boils down to that, it's a system you can't interact with, you can only avoid.

>>527683065
Dio vs Jotaro

>>527684147
I didn't know it was broken, but they did make it more annoying by preventing players from changing outfits once the delivery mission began. They don't fix real bugs, but any fun glitch that seems to let players mix masks with helmets, Rockstar will strike down with all their fury.

>>527685809
It always gives you the black helmet with the edgy skulls and ladies. Can't change it or put it off
When the sale is done it disappears immediately

>>527686062
They are taking away any bulletproof helmet you might have been wearing, so that your delivery has to be done in a lobby that can more easily shoot you.

>>527686930
The only problems I run into when doing acid sales are MK2 homos and the occasional Deluxo or Sparrow. Or newfriends in regular ass cars. I don't need the helmet but I hate the one the game gives me

>>527685295
works on my machine.

y'all bitchin about MC slop when all i want is FUCKING SOURCE DUPE PROTECTION FOR THE HANGAR
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU IM TIRED OF FISHING OUT RANDOM SHIT FROM THE OCEAN BACK TO BACKKKKKKKKK

>>527688750
go to hookies

>>527688750
Okay, please follow this Titan that moves about as fast as a BMX

>decide to try fivem
>go into a bank
>some guys are in it "robbing it"
>YOOO you can't be here we're robbing this bank
>ask them why no one was watching the door then
>question them for about 5 minutes o n why their RP is garbage
>admin teleports me out to some weird area
>"yo dude you can't be entering scenes like that"
>explain to him that's real life
>"no you can't be doing that"
>so it's all planned garbage "rp"?
>bans me
lmao

Tomorrow they will finally fix it, yes?

>>527694132
I'm imagining the admins have a schedule of "crews" who've signed up to queue for bank robberies

>>527663293
It was so counterintuitive playing on PS3. Getting in a car during pvp was suicide.

>>527668136
Guilty as charged

>>527672202
boats aren't the worst
now planes

>>527663342
>It is unlikely to have either of those things.
more and more games have it nowadays

>>527489565 (OP)
Welp.
PC, ReleaseDate

Quick 84, tomorrow is the update so only things related to the update will be on the cover.

>>527704754
Sweet, again a lot of variety

>>527704754
I'll be up early to try and get a few hours in before work.
Update usually hits around 4am. So I'll wake up at 5am.

Wtf? You used to be able to steal the Hexer. Now it's too hot and it's not listed on any site. Is this what the gta+ shit has done? Is this what I can expect in gta 6? Does that affect single player shit at all?

>>527708997
No you could not steal it off the street before

>>527708997
It's at Simeon's atm for 15k. Hurry!

pity bump

>>527715296
>114GB
I forgot how bloated the legacy version was

>>527715625
Can a Legacy character play Enhanced? If not I'd rather just never play Enhanced.

>>527708997
That was years ago.

>>527721438
>Can a Legacy character play Enhanced?
yes? its the exact same game but with fancier graphics...

>>527721438
Yes. I don't know if you can go back though.

>>527721438
Generally all your legacy progress migrates over to enhanced. At that point you have two sets of progress, one in enhanced and one in legacy.

>>527721569
You can go back, but legacy won't know about anything you did in enhanced mode.

>>527721438
You can transfer

>>527721438
>>527721619
>>527721569

You'll lose the progress you made in enhanced, but that's it.

>>527721558
>>527721569
>>527721616
>>527721619
>>527721748
Cool, thank you all. I may play the new version soon.

Shiny Wasabi Kitty Claw... How do you do it? I'm on console so no "run a script and do something else"

>>527722553
Perseverance I suppose.
You can line up your aim carefully by the geometry of the cabinet, and even when your aim was perfect, you are at the mercy of a random number generator deciding whether you won the lottery.

>>527722737
the game doesn't take into account how accurate you are, you either get a dice roll or don't. when the doll shakes, the game runs the RNG dice. you can be way off and still 'win' the roll, which causes it to warp up into the claw. the only difference in dice rolls is from doll to doll. the sidekick ones (Humpy, etc) have a higher chance of winning than the girls, Hentai, or the blind gay Cloud. Wasabi Kitty is glitched and unwinnable outside of a very specific set of circumstances. (you have to have the machine in a particular slot in your arcade, use a glitch to shift the doll into a specific place in the machine, and then you can do the normal RNG diceroll)

>>527724272
>... Wasabi Kitty is glitched and unwinnable outside of a very specific set of circumstances. (you have to have the machine in a particular slot in your arcade, use a glitch to shift the doll into a specific place in the machine, and then...

And now I need to redecorate my arcade.

>>527724272
>...use a glitch to shift the doll into a specific place in the machine...
A second person, to drink beers while you make your 1/100 dice rolls to collect her.
Fuck Rockstar and the horse they rode in on. Why don't they ever fix the things that are actually broken?

>>527724272
>use a glitch to shift the doll into a specific place in the machine
I'm seeing different answers online, what do you think is the correct thing?

>>527726721
Some people are walking at it in first person.
Some people are using a beer drinking animation to nudge her over.
Apparently the game used to let you fill the cabinet with old beer bottles, to keep her nudged over, but Rockstar removed that convenience by making bottles vanish.

The bottom line is that they are clipping through the side of the cabinet, to bump into her and get her into claw range. Otherwise the machine logic can't even reach her.

>>527676564
Ranging on location, with all three functional upgrades, it's(assuming I didn't mess up some numbers here) between 6255550 and 6875550, where the upgrades alone is 5175000, no matter the location. That includes all 3 upgrades(equipment, staff, security), 5 warehouse technicians that gather goods, feeding off the scraps from your other businesses(they just need to be "operational", ie not shut down or busted) and all extra floors of storage.
The visual modifications range up to 1228500 down to nothing, but then your club will be concrete minimalist design with a basic light rig, named Omega, without dancers or dry ice for mood.
Additionally, you can spend 441 350 on three 10 car garages, as the free one is the top floor which has only one parking spot, which makes a nice spot for a personal favorite ride.
Lastly, you can buy bigger sell vehicles(the speedo custom is included for free) which are required for big sales of accumulated goods, with trade prices for doing five and ten sell missions.
The mule custom is 95 760 with 72 000 trade price.
The pounder custom 320 530 with 241 000 trade price.
All three have standard vehicle upgrades, plus extra weapon and armor upgrades at around 400k for the speedo's, 500k for the mule's, and 600k for the pounder's.

That totals, assuming max prices on everything, to about 10433690.
That is not including engine tunes etc on the sell vehicles, only armor plating and weapons.
So rounding up, say you need 11mil to be on the safe side if you want to get it all in one go.

So does anyone know if the new Car Wash/Weed Shop/Helicopters have garage spots?
It's tough being a car collector

>>527731574
Some of the leaks seem to show one slot in one place, but didn't hint whether it was an actual save place or just a temporary entry.

>>527731637
ugh, it bugs me because all three places have attached garages (the helipad has a hanger thing but we have enough air storage) but they could always pull a bail office and go "here's 2 spots lol"
there's vehicles I absolutely despise (comet safari, slamtruck, rampant rocket) but I'd miss them if I sold them for a garage spot and couldn't get them back

>>527731954
It would be nice to have one more big facility, but at this late stage, we can't hold our breath about it.

If they make ONE more PRB car, I'm going to have to move my collection again.

>>527732129
If anything, I would have liked some cleanup on previous businesses, like if say the facility could get a garage expansion like the office or nightclub has. Same with the bunker.

A lot of old businesses could use some improvements, but at the same time, Rockstar has a way of introducing glitches that accidentally erase cars, whenever their coding touches old establishments.

Rockstar will never fix the Faction

Update: I got the purple one

>>527733297
What's wrong with it?

>>527733392
Wei Tu Lo

>Rockstar removed more cars.

>>527737197
WHERE!?

>>527683065
I found a place where there's 4 cats all sleeping nearby

do we know which, if any, of the new cars are getting HSW upgrades?

>>527738142
grotti 512 tr

>no trailer

patch notes?

>>527739489
R* usually releases them later in the day

>Madrazo sounds tired

>Mr faber british evil

its just like my saints row 2!

>>527738212
well, it's better than most other options
was kinda hoping the new supercar would get one but i lost interest after i leaned it was electric

>its a boost for cash bikers

lmao

No text chat. I guess it's gone for good

well?

took em 12 years...

Final score: Purple and yellow

>>527742672
Big of true

three new cars locked behind GTA+ early access

>update is so lame that the thread speed didn't get any change whatsoever
>patch notes are an afterthought, as always
Benissimo:DDD

it's over

noone wants to talk about the update?

i like it 70 k isnt bad per mission

havent tried faber mmissions yet

Rapid GT X is fucking FAST.
It looks and handles like a SUPED up Seven 70
love it

Used to be obsessed with this game i genuinely loved it ive put in around a total of 15k hours into it mostly pvp and being autistically deep into different nuances of pvp and the game mechanics in general lots and lots of fun with friends and now i see it as something i simply have to say goodbye to unforunately as this game has truly gone out with a whimper and being treated with the disrespect it doesnt deserve its sad to see...
>inb4 le working on gta6
I know but they could treat the game better they have billions to spend they could have more than 5 people working on an update
Havent touched this game in about 3 months now

>>527746915
Good to know, that's the only new car that looked interesting to me. I'll buy it when I'm not being busy anymore

>>527747075
>mostly pvp
You will not be missed

>>527747342
>Lonely shitter never experienced peak 2013 - 2018 gta online pvp with friends

Mansions coming in Winter DLC
https://x.com/Floorball__/status/1934926760585417027
Guessing this will be the last one and then they'll go into maintenance mode

at uni right now, can anyone go to the carmeet and check if theres new drift cars, and if yes which ones pretty please?

>>527747690
Pvp was never fun. It was never something I sought out. I would be trying to do stuff and my friend would get upset that I'm not helping him fight some retard that shot him one time and then either I could keep listening to him get mad and complain or spend the next hour shooting some retard while wishing I was doing literally anything else. Only room temp IQs enjoy freemode pvp

Mansions coming in the winter DLC

>>527748261
better be the red dead passive mode in gta6

scratch that no player should ever be on the radar in freeroam

>>527746815
I want to but I can't play yet

where is the weekly update anon?

>>527748330
>>527747968
Please Chumash and Tongva Hills mansions please

sentinel gts is nice

You can take the livery off the Jester widebody now, thank fuck

woodlander's kinda fun to drive but idk what i spent 3 milly on it for

>>527489565 (OP)

>>527697324
rape

>>527750269
Isn't this supposed to be a medicinal dispensary? Why does it look like a living room

theres new quickie pharma missions in downtown where you drive an ambulance sentinel gts and its basically like pizza delivery missions

fun

>>527697324
nice
post more

Is this update worth coming back to the game for?

Anyone else having trouble switching weapons? Sometimes it will just unequip while switching quickly.

we skipping work for this one lads?

i like this update

the businesses work in a different way thats refreshing and not like the previous bounty hunters or whatver

the new freeroam events and missions are new and fun and the money grind cycles been broken up a little

>>527750404
dude...weed bro...

>>527750774
No

>>527670021
you were saying?

CAN ANYONE POST PICTURES OF NEW SHITS, PLEASE?

>>527749449
he an heroed months ago (or year, don't remember exactly)
new update anon posts that #GTAOnline copypasta
As for the current update there's no official newswire yet, they usually forget to make one to go live with update itself and deliver it hours or days after

>>527754450
>he an heroed months ago (or year, don't remember exactly
whyd he do that?

>>527747075
>pvp
>in gta online
come the fuck on man. the mechanics are trash for actual pvp gameplay and always were, unless if your concept of pvp is limited to just griefing other players minding their business with equipment specifically designed to grief players who don't have access to them

i've had some fun moments like dogfighting with jets but that's about it and i hope pvp will be somehow watered down in GTA 6O because it essentially made GTA online a multiplayer game with zero community or player interaction other than griefing

>>527753641
He's right. The weekly updates are as much of a leak as what you posted, given the amount of time before it release

>>527754726
Because you touch yourself at night

>>527750675
One of the worst dlcs they're released.

At least they didn't remove any vehicles available for purchase? nothing will top that retardation

>>527755535
Hey man it's grand theft auto, not car shopping simulator (2013)

>>527755962
>GTAO
>not car shopping simulator
not sure we're playing the same game

>>527755962
>Hey man it's grand theft auto, not car shopping simulator (2013)

>>527755962
I own over 120 cars, we're not playing the same game clearly.

>>527746915
i bought it
it's slow as fuck compared to HSW cars, somehow doesn't have that aston martin vibe and even worse, looks like a stock car from 2013 GTA V

instant regret

>>527750147
Oh sweet, might actually get it now

>>527750412
First thing I did and yeah they are fun

>they will add mansions on the very last GTA 5 Online update ever
Bittersweet. I think i will start over from level one, being a PC Chad i will only play 6 one year later anyways. Gonna try to 100% Online until then

>>527748106
There isn't any

>can feed and pet dog

They will add pets with the mansion update. The introduction cutscene for this update might be teasing the stuff to come in the Winter Update, it wouldn't be the first time, considering they did the same thing with Dr. Dre during The Cayo Perico Heist update.
The girl that's on the phone when she steps off the plane seems to be talking about properties, and then when we exit the plane, Agent 14 shows up outta nowhere and boards the plane. Why would Rockstar randomly put Agent 14 in the cutscene for seemingly no reason at all. And better yet, why would they even bother updating his character model with new pants for a seemingly 3 seconds cameo. Now we got this drip-feed ingame teaser for the Winter Update, we got all these minor seemingly unrelated signs in the intro cutscene, we got Agent 14 who is mainly featured in heist-related content, we got GTA VI releasing before the next Summer DLC...
I think this Winter Update is gonna be huge if they're teasing it already, and I think we might even get a new big heist. The heist will be launched from our Mansion Property, with Agent 14 somehow connected to it, and a bullshit in-game reason why we need to purchase a mansion to do the job because we can't do it anywhere else (despite you owning the city at this point). Rockstar will probably release the 3 missions that tease the upcoming mansions around late November or even closer to December's release date to tease the next update. It happens rarely, but when we get very early teasers for the next update, it's usually a pretty damn big update

Ghosts Exposed 2025

Photograph all 10 ghosts to unlock the Ghosts Exposed Cap. The last ghost is Jay Norris from singleplayer.

Dripfeed "New Listings" Missions

Help Mr Faber's client with their luxury property development. (Hinting mansions)

You can pet the dog holy shit best update 11/10

>>527754450
New Ubermacht Sentinel GTS stock. If you want to test it out you can do the new Pharma Missions and unlock it's trade price. It's got good top speed for a non HSW car. The one you drive in the mission has a digital speedometer so you can check the speed on it. Pretty sure those are actually accurate

>>527760262
you will 100% be able to get pets with the mansion holy SHIT

what dog? where?

>>527748106
>>527759574
There will be at least one the Drift Walton L35 not yet released

>>527759712
>Why would Rockstar randomly put Agent 14 in the cutscene for seemingly no reason at all
I'm not discrediting your post or anything but I think it was a joke about glowie money laundering.

>>527760420
carwash mission

Coquette D5 is still bulletproof

>>527759712
>>527760623
I hope Agent 14 appears in GTA 6. He's cool

Will the Annis Hardy dethrone the Arena Taxi as the fastest taxi car?

>>527757372
It’s FAST.
sounds like a you problem.

>>527747075
>mostly pvp and being autistically deep into different nuances of pvp

>>527760980
Not compared to the HSW banshee

>>527761617
I didn’t say it was the fastest car in the game.
Try getting sunlight today and enhancing your reading comprehension.
Love you sir

In one of Fabers missions, you can feed and pet dogs, so i wonder if thats hinting at us having pets in the mansion. Got a new brand of dog and doghouses

>>527760492
>Drift Walton L35
What the fuck

>>527760656
based r* ignoring harmless bugs

The car wash money laundering missions are 2x. I was wondering why they paid 70k. I don't think I'll be doing them when the bonus is gone.

>>527762541
oh....

>bike cop uniform lazy is as shit
about what I expected. at least we finally have a customisable variant of the Sovereign.

hey bros

do we have a discord for PC crew?

>>527763182
no

>>527760980
alright, it's not the lamest thing in the world. just not worth 2mil in my books

so if you go to photograph the dog and its the wrong won, fly away to a different are and make sure the people on the street there load in. then go back to where the dogs usually are and it has a chance to spawn the dog you need. for example, go from the blue star in picrel (where the dogs spawn) and fly to yellow, drive around the streets loading in NPCs there. then fly back to blue star

>>527763182
We have a Mumble

>>527764991
really?

Just noticed the stock license plate on my prize ride vehicle

>>527765087
no i lied.

>>527766081
>88 MAGA 666
what did they mean by this?

>>527758369
okay so in this dlc, not the next
there's fuck all to do in houses though

>>527767969
One final score…the heist to end it all

>>527749731
It'd be extremely cathartic to own Devin's mansion. Especially since now GTA Online is canonically set after GTA V and that mansion is vacant

As expected, helitours is hardly a bonus you can't live without.
I assume the weed and money boost is similar.

>>527739901
And he still has his ear somehow.

>Recover whiskey for my client Tony
>Deliver it to the nightclub
>It's not the Nightclub I own
ONE JOB, ROCKSTAR OF DAVID

Does GTA V Enhanced work on Linux (SteamOS)?

>>527773823
>official canonical location of our nightclub is on vinewood
Beachbros it's over...
>>527774180
It doesnt because it uses BattlEye

>>527774541
>Beachbros it's over...
Holy shit i thought i was the only one that enjoyed to live on the beach
It sucks there arent any actual houses there (yet, maybe with the mansions...) I live on the mid tier apartment on Vespucci and was wondering if i should get the Del Pierro NC or the Vespucci one when they go on sale again

>>527750374
>>527750626
I wanted to give my character a slugger look, but I'm not sure it works better with the hat or the helmet.
My issue with helmets is that they have a tendency to disappear when you get in and out of vehicles, but for looks, it's not too bad

>>527770151
The weed and money boost is 35%

>>527775269
She looks like a cute tomboy

Also i have a fetish for girls with those baseball shirts. Especially asian ones

>>527775045
>no houses in Vespucci or Chumash
this should've been Day 1 content.

>>527775702
>this should've been Day 1 content.
It should. I have been waiting for more than a decade at this point
Hopefully the mansions will solve that issue

Fuck, i cant wait to buy a house in Leonida Keys, no way they wont add a property there considering that's where Jason's house is

>Players can now launch Taxi Work while driving a Drift-Tuned Übermacht Cypher with the ‘Drift Taxi’ livery equipped
Wut

>>527776721
>Wut
Players can now launch Taxi Work while driving a Drift-Tuned Übermacht Cypher with the ‘Drift Taxi’ livery equipped

>>527776721
I'm going to have to try that

is there a lancia delta?
in the dripfeed maybe?

>>527777653
nope, only dripfeed content is a non-lifted Walton and a few drift conversions.

i hope hes not mad at me
https://files.catbox.moe/v1g46b.mp4

did they ever release the police outfits from last December's update?

>>527779205
community challenge reward this summer
dispatch work will be what we have to grind

>>527775995
Hi
In VI Online you’ll be able to live wherever you want on the map (within reason)

>>527776721
>Drift-Tuned
>Taxi

Slightly terrible concept... Of course i am compelled to try it.

>>527767459
The mark of the beast. A bit obvious by this point.

Surely the mansions will have extra garage space?

>>527770151
Could the counterfeiting business actually become slightly profitable now?

so what the fuck, seems like this whole money laundering thing is absolute trash for making money.

do i really have to do 3 cayo pericos to make up for what i spent on this to afford the police bike?

>>527785329
It's a long term passive. The kind of thing that would have made sense 10 years ago, because by now they would have more than covered their own cost.. It's like the discounts you get from the chop shop. The last couple of years of updates, feel like some form of revisionist history, because they would have been great at the beginning, but don't make as much sense to begin during late stage capitalism.

>>527785329
>seems like this whole money laundering thing is absolute trash for making money.
>he thought it would be any different
the jobs are paying 2x this week too
at this point r* just releases content for you to play not grinding avenues

>>527755962
I agree, they should give the player the ability to appropriate cars worth over 100k
>salvage yard
Barely counts

What are the bonus objectives for the contact missions?

>>527786805
They really should have made car collecting a main part of the game.
Nothing off limits.
Every single car having some condition in which it is possible to find it, even if stealing it takes an exorbitant amount of effort.
Perhaps police vehicles can't be insured and pay-n-spray won't touch them, but they should still be garagable.

>>527785824
>>527785838
i mean the story missions could have atleast given us more than just ~40k per 6 missions like oscar guzman and the cluckin bell thing do

>>527788812
no bonus objectives, just bonus loot worth a couple grand that you have to find all of for the challenge

They SHOULD have made it such that any existing situation that involved being payed for good condition cars, using the car wash would have raised the payment by some percentage.
Autoshop deliveries
Chop shop sales
Exotic exports
Selling to Simeon

>>527785838
This, There are already effective money making methods, you do these for fun, and I'm having a lot.
All the money laundering missions I played were really fun, they feel like old contact missions, in a good way.
I only played one of the missions for the Frog, and it was fine, but nothing new or overly exciting
The meds delivery was okay, considering it gives a half million discount on the new Sentinel for barely any work, but like pizzas, once I get my fill, I don't see me playing them regularly.
More importantly, you don't need to be a CEO or Biker to do these, which makes playing in public lobbies not a nightmare because all the slots are already taken
Having said all this, they cut every corner available, huh
>Car wash requires you pick up the car. watch the same cutscene from 2013 and deliver it
>They could have added a car washing minigame with button prompts like the lock picking minigame
>Smoke on the Water is pizza delivery with extra steps, which I like, but feels cheap

Pic related is my hope for 6, proper, customizable interiors on small apartments.

>>527789582
yeah im asking for the challenge stuff

Italoanon here no pics for now, what did I miss?
I know that mansions are finally bound for winter.
Also
>130 second wait times before posting with no way to reduce it
4chan is cooked.

Did they fuck up the weapon wheel on PC?
>Select AR
>Get sticky bombs in hand
>That's weird, did I move the mouse before closing?
>Do it again
>Get Railgun
>Huh
>Do it slowly
>Get SMG
I don't care about dying on missions that have no limited lives, but it's still frustrating to get yeeted due to shit like this

>>527791945
this gave me ass cancer as well. it's fucking terrible right now

Vice city reference

>>527791945
the wheel is kind of annoying to use in a hurry

>>527776721
>Übermacht Cypher
Not sure if own already...

I like the taxi

>>527792664
Gta6 beer

>>527791547
Time to move to some of the smaller imageboards

>>527791945
probably trying to get rid of the no reload rpg thing, if you fucked with your wheel in-between shots you didn't have to reload
so once again the game suffers due to faggots

it's cute when the mission NPCs try and threaten me if I "get ideas above my station". How about I nuke you from orbit with my own personal killsat whilst sat comfortably inside of my cold war nuclear bunker?

>>527792979
Got a C33 Laurel before a JZX. Take that Toyotafags.

Update trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJAs5sjujHg

>>527798562
>If Mr Rubio gets a hold of loose end, he will strangle you with it
I will make Cayo Perico the next Atlantis if Mr Rubio keeps talking shit

The new content being tied to these local crime bosses. I dunno, it just doesn't seem like a GTA narrative until we can double-cross and murder our bosses.

Damn, the first three tiers do themselves, lmao

>>527799761
I kinda wish the SotW business had a couple of parking spaces. That way I had a thematically correct place to park their van and Lamar's van.

>>527793016
Finally I can cover my daily expenses with passive income.

im seeing a building with alpha male courriers sign next to my airport night club i dont recognise that logo befor ethe update

>start a QuickiePharm job
>first location is Paleto Bay
FUCK YOU ROCKSTAR

>>527804539
Whoah mama

>>527800116
Does this update have any new garage slots?

>>527804786
this chick is going to be important in the next dlc. calling it

What's arrived today on #GTAOnline

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• Karin Everon RS (New)
• Dewbauchee Rapid GT X (New)

Lucky Wheel:
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• Finish within the top 3 in the LS Car Meet for two consecutive days and you will be rewarded with the Ocelot Jugular

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• Overflod Entity XXR
• Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire
• HVY Nightshark
• Karin Previon
• Ubermacht Zion Classic
• Lampadati Cinquemila
• Canis Freecrawler
• Overfold Imorgon
• Ubermacht Niobe
• Overflod Tyrant

30% off:
• Agency Properties
• Autoshop Properties
• Counterfeit Cash Businesses
• Bail Offices
• Garment Factory

Gun Van Discounts:
40% off:
• Service Carbine

Changelog:
https://support.rockstargames.com/articles/5IxfVX33w3X8fKooGKswfj/gtav-title-update-1-71-notes-ps5-ps4-xbox-series-x-or-s-xbox-one-pc-enhanced

Are the only new cars with HSW in the SUV class?

>>527804786

>>527799761
What are the platinum awards for this?

How do i get the Police outfit and bike that are supposedly bundled?

i NEED Zion Classic to become available

>>527807879
>>527805278

OH FUCK IT ACTUALLY DID

Are the liveries in the Karin and Annis Hardy unique?

>>527808096
Enjoy it, anon

>They restored the vanilla unicorn icon while i was away

>>527750412
I want the livery that car has, but can't get. :C

>>527810068
Just complete it 5 times
https://x.com/brucejr01_/status/1934938937891410384

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

>>527810454
This shit drove me insane. there was no need for this "comedy bit".

>>527810827
You immediately spent that laundered money, huh

I hope in 6 there is a lobby type just for game modes/free mode events. Trying to join anything other than races is a pain in the ass and has no on playing them. Also I've been watching old GTA 4 online game modes and they look way better than 5's.

>>527809992
>>527810827
>Disgusting.

>>527808096
Welcome to the club

>>527811184
I had to

>>527810271
Oh nice! Thanks.

What's wrong with it now?

>>527811504
gta4 games were extremely fun

should i spend 1mil on the car wash now or wait for discounts?

>>527817478
idk mayne
what do you want to do?

>>527817478
it doesn't matter

>>527817478
Do you think any future discounts will make up for the opportunity cost loss?

Say it's discounted by $300,000 in 3-4 months, how much would you be able to earn from the carwash in that 3-4 months? Likely more than $300,000.

>>527817478
the carwash is playing really well right now because its double money

>Alright it's update day.
>Oh, the game updated over night? Nice.
>Lets launch this...
>And game no longer starts.

Of course.

Anybody else have tips for the shiny Wasabi Kitty Claw?

>>527738212
Wait a second, that doesn't exist

>>527807675
This is gonna blow your mind
You buy it

>>527821134
I legit couldn't find where, Warstock?

>>527821214
It's the first fucking listing on warstock, are you blind?

>>527759182
>Gonna try to 100% Online until then
Remember to start on salvage yard early.

>Platinum Award for completing the Pharma deliveries under 10:00
>Locations are random
>Keeps sending me from LS to Paleto to Sandy Shores and back to LS
I love doing the deliveries, but this bullshit is awful

>>527821214
>>527821315
It's Rockstar magic that their in-game shopping interface is just an HTML browser, but they don't give each item an URL to allow players to quickly find exactly what they want to actually buy.

>>527785824
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who feels like this.
The concepts for dlc have with some exceptions(like heists) been released in the opposite order it would have made sense to release them.
Like how is money fronts(basic criminal enterprise methods) released after the doomsday heist(the storyline that goes "I can't believe we went from robbing banks to THIS!!!" like three times).
Like, this feels like it should have been released a while after bikers imo.
I almost want to sit down and consider how I would have re-oredered the major DLCs in retrospect.

>>527825753
The UI is terrible and you can't go back more often than not, requiring you to exit the entire website and open it again.

>>527826228
Same thoughts, not saying I dislike it, I quite like it but honestly this DLC feels like something that should had been the groundwork for owning the other properties instead of the other way around.

>>527826569
>>527826228
I hope this is just beta testing for VI Online, it feels like OG GTAO switched tack in the late 2010s when Rockstar realized they were getting dangerously close to Saints Row 3+ levels of corny goofball shit.

I like the new JDM car

>>527827323

>>527827514

>>527827702

>>527822306
Why?

>>527827869

>>527826228
my hopium is that even rockstar realized how fucking bad the saints row capeshit was and started shifting back to cars and street crimes like the franchise should be about

>>527828931
>no body type customization
>still somehow manages to create a fat guy
based i think

>>527829524
He's fat where it matters, in spirit.

>>527829524
Thank you

wait the bike costs HOW MUCH?

FUCK

>>527830860
New super car is $3M, new bike is $3.7-5M, new businesses will run around $2.5M, if you want to buy all the vehicles, and upgrade them, and get the new property, you're probably looking at close to $15-20M.

Madrazo sounded really low energy on the phonecall, barely had a accent
>>527829524
It's all on picking fat fuck parents and getting baggy clothes to create the fat illusion

>>527828235
If you're talking 100% online I assumed that includes career rewards and awards.
Issue with salvage yard/chop shop is that you can only do 3 of the 50 required stolen cars per week for one of the platinum awards.

I'm going full autism and trying to follow a lore on this playthrough
Like i still havent unlocked bail offices cause it would conflict with the Casino plot because of Vincent

>>527831784
Wait, where was Vincent involved with the bounty hunting?

>>527831470
>Madrazo sounded really low energy on the phonecall, barely had a accent
i think its a different guy

>>527832789
I meant chop shop

>>527830860
Yep, 4.95 million for a bike that I hear is slow.

>>527833242
I was about to ask the same question but then I remembered the podium robbery is notably post-Duggan buyout.
Then again, isn't all later content just canonically in order of release?

>>527825274
I got that platinum on the first try

I haven't heard anyone talking about the new clothes. Are they that bad?

>>527837937
I haven't been to a clothes shop in over a week, nor do I think I'd know which categories the new stuff is in.

is it me or are some of these cars reworked cut dlc cars
the woodlander seems like it is. seems like a car from years ago

>>527810454
"Toe Shoes! They're Shoes For Toes and Twats!"

>>527837937
There's like 5 new pieces of clothes, all from the career rewards and the biker cop outfit.
>>527835729
Nice but holy mother of blurry

>>527818182
For reference, i've already made $200k today in passive income from the new car wash.

pay is shit and having the laundered money and safe separate is annoying
doubly so for the other business being outposts so youre still going back to the carwash

faber work missions are cool if a bit heavy on the press to interact

certified mid

Wait, does the heat increase even when not running the biz? I went to the arcade to play around with an empty heat bar, but it was full when I got back

>>527827323
A new PRB vehicle?
I knew it would happen some day. I will no longer have room in my current garage to store them all. Time to move them to the 50 car facility.

>>527849893
livery is even called Best Waifu. they know, PRB is busted and SWK clears

>>527849303
Yeah, I think it's the same speed as that the safes generate money.

>>527848875
Gta+ strikes again, they separate all the different safes so they can sell you GTA+ where they allow you to grab the safe money for every business from your phone.

>>527849976
I look forward to whatever episodes are bundled with GTA6.

>>527850143
been saying for years that it was huge missed opportunity that they never commissioned a full series. Trigger would've leapt at the chance, it's right up their alley.

>>527850143
I hope the TV programs in VI retain that in-engine janky machinima quality like they've always done...

>>527850503
>PS2 games got multiple remasters throughout the years
how much you wanna bet GTA 4 will get nothing for the 20th anniversary in three years

Once you run into the wasabi plush as the claw is going and it wiggles up out of place can it be picked up or do you need to keep running into it? It's still wiggling when the claw goes down. Does it matter if it makes the failure noise all the way at the bottom or before it starts dropping?

>>527850765
Someone has to be actively pushing it into position while your claw lowers onto it. It moves back out of range when nobody is poking it.

>>527850765
https://gtaforums.com/topic/941626-shiny-claw-machine-mechanics/page/14/#comment-1072121836

>>527850032
Damn. Do you get in trouble if the bar maxes out? I saw that I could not start new missions, but I don't wanna babyseat a business when I wanna do something else

>>527851052
Naw, the businesses just don't generate money until you empty the bar.

>>527851052
Supposed to put you at risk of a police raid.

>haha what if you go delivery to paleto
>haha now go back to LS
>haha now go delivery to the vineyard
I hate that this new pharma thing is so dependent on RNG, what a waste of time

>>527851890
My goal for this DLC is basically the unique van livery. Once I get what I need for that, I can abandon whatever vexes me.

>take money laundering car to my own strip garage
>he says its full
>it not
>says he cant strip it but will dispose of it for me

i feel like im losing money here not takingit to hao... right?

Okay, that was a fun way to start today's session.

>>527858672
Also, it really is crazy I just grinded 200 contract missions to get a 20k daily passive and I literally just buy these places and it's 30k.
How many hours can you leave the passive heat gain before needing to tend to it?

>>527860857
Probably random-ish, like the biker businesses.

Ah sweet more anime livery cars, another one for my collection I hate having to grind out level 200 something for the other anime liveries

I was going to say that having missions from the car wash integrate into the other properties, like salvage cash letting you take the car with cash inside to your own salvage yard would be cool, but I don't even know if this is a bug or a feature.
Either way, fuck you Jamal, I hope Yusuf comes down and slaps the fuck out of you for being a liar.

>>527861647
>>527857389

>>527827323
>>527827514
is that massive plate on the back of any help during gunfights?

>>527862797
blocks bullets just like the louvers or however they're called

>>527489565 (OP)
did anybody crunch the numbers on the new properties? exactly how much income does it generate and under what conditions?
only interesting info i could find was "increased hangar cargo payouts" from helitours business but no clarification on what it means exactly (%bonus when selling air cargo?)
also higgins is locked behind the whole carwash business, isn't it?

>>527864965
Higgins and Smoke are locked behind the Car Wash, the entire thing costs 3 mil, the passive income is generated from all the businesses you have, if you've been playing since it's release you should be racking in 38k every in-game day, buying the Car Wash increased my Counterfeit cash from 294k to 330k so like 12-ish percent for that business, and potentially for the others as well.

>>527865521
is that only if you do a biker sale? does if affect selling to dealers?

if not dealers essentially got nerfed

>>527865816
No clue about dealers, Air Freight seems to increase by 10% going by this anon's screenshot >>527770151
Chances are that dealers got nerfed

>>527850856
>>527851003
Alright after just over an hour of all the way up and all the way over in a solo lobby I finally got Shiny Wasabi Kitty. I probably got lucky but I can confirm grabbing at the corner over and over will eventually work

>>527864965
>>527865816
Nightclub goods value goes up but not by much, though eventually it'll pay for itself. If it affects the nightclub I'd assume it affects the dealer too but idk

>>527864965
It's pretty basic, the carwash generates additional income dependent on almost every other business, for up to 30k daily passive income, as long as heat doesn't max out.
I think the only business that doesn't contribute to this 30k is the facility, and I guess high-end apartment if you wanna count that. Maybe that means doomsday heist isn't canon, but more likely that a giant facility that doesn't do anything besides store my warcrime machines isn't profitable.
Then you have missions similar in scale to agency contract missions but on the more complex side, about 5-10 minute affairs with 70k payout, with no cooldown(besides the "Mission Complete" popup), which increase heat, and missions that reduce it but pay a pittance. We're talking
>drive 4km to customer
>drive their car back to the wash
>wash car(unskippable cutscene)
>drive it back to them
A perfect unharmed delivery gave me 1700 bucks, it's that level of pittance.

>>527865521
>38k
You have 38k daily? Do you have all the MC business upgrades? How does your safe list look?

so this is essentially aYohan buff?

>>527866285
>You have 38k daily? Do you have all the MC business upgrades? How does your safe list look?
I made a mistake, I meant 28k, I have everything but a small and medium warehouse, since it'll take up the slots for my 2 other large warehouses

>>527867317
Yeah, I just have the canals trio of warehouses.
I also do like how this update has let me even more centralize my businesses to this part of the city.

>>527835729
i cant wait for 6 so we have actual female characters and not MtF boulder shoulder titlet no hips ugloids

>>527860857
If you don't do legit work, around 5 in-game days I think

>Second car won consecutively
I mean, thanks, but I want the Slamvan

>>527872827

>>527870548
>I want the Slamvan
Same. I hope with the final update it's available to get somehow besides spinning and praying
I actually spent like 20 minutes spinning for the podium car because I liked how it looked... Then I read what it was and thought "wait don't I have one of those?" I did. So I did the math, made the new one a copy of the old one, then sold the old one for a profit of 1.4 million :)

>>527873929
cheating scum

Am I missing out on something? can't you just buy a Slamvan from SSASA

are there any .pnach mods for ps2 gta3

>>527874373
Why are you playing GTA3 on the PS2?

>>527873929
I didn't have this one, but I'm not super into it, I'll check out the customization later and see if I can turn it into something.
Selling cars after getting them for free feels good, even when I don't need the money

I've developed something of a newfound appreciation for classic looking cars this past month, usually I'm a speed slave when it comes to GTA:O cars only buying what used to be the fastest, but buying some of the older cars and giving them the right colour or visual mods to make them stylish feels good

>>527874427
owned gta3 since since its launch day on ps2 so don't mind PCX2'ing it

>>527875839
Why not go with RE3?

Man, they didn't do any test for this dlc. Both the helitours and SotW have maximum heat and doesn't go down no matter how many legit activities I do.
Also, why the fuck they have their own heat but not their own money storage, or a shared one?

>>527874089
Wah

>>527874285
The Lost slamvan. If I remember correctly it's like a 1/20,000 chance to win it on the wheel and no other way to legitimately own it

>>527874984
Free cars only sell for half their livery's worth plus whatever you mod them with, I sold the one I paid for previously. If I sold the new one from the podium I'd only get about 250k instead of 1.8 million

on paper, Popular street seems like the best location for business, within the range of an Imani OOS I can have a nightclub, autoshop, arcade, bail office, garment factory, salvage yard, vehicle and cargo warehouses, aircraft spawn points, underground entrances and highway junctions
previously I've been operating around Carson/Davis avenues; are there any reasons not to move there?

>>527878019
I got my autoshop, garment factory and arcade there, plus a 6 car garage
Can confirm it's worth it

>>527878019
Just put the businesses in the areas that you actually like hanging around in. That's the real meta.

why does it say my hangar and small cargo are shut down?
can you even shut down the warehouse?

>>527878268
this
everything in my life is in del perro and it's comfy

>>527876210
Yeah, I meant to say selling the one I already bought and keeping the free one, soz

>>527881190
del perro could work for me if an autoshop was located around there

is there a regular update tomorrow? or do we just have yesterday's patch until next week?

>>527878268
I like to cluster my businesses and garages, so that there's never a locstion with just a single property. My farmhouse bunker is the only exception, but it's still close enough to the casino and my nightclub. I also like getting properties with garages that fit the theme of the cars stored there. I've got all my beach buggys at the beach, some trucks like the Dorado and the Seminole near the mountains and Zancudo, SUVs and luxury sedans in my Agency in the middle of the city, etc
Makes it feel more immersive

>>527805278
>• Karin 190z
neat i guess
can i complete HSW trials with normal cars like these?

Also, how much do you think mansions will cost? Over $10m?

>>527878019
I can't put all my businesses in Del Pero, but I try.

>>527885756
Probably yacht prices. With the most expensive one slightly more expensive than the most expensive yacht
I expect a lot of the money will come from customizing it like the penthouse

>>527861549
>>527827702
>Has Wasabi Kitty livery
>Has Taxi livery

They're trying to force me to buy dupes to satisfy different collections...

i have completed both cluckin bell farm raid as leader and 3 dispatch works and the police bike trade price is still locked

i also seriously think there should be more to dispatch work than just 25k per mission for the prices that cop vehicles go for

>>527886389
>mfw the RT3000 has a PRB, Wasabi Kitty and Sword boy livery

"solo" (duo but we both haven't played in YEARS) is fucking hard now.
I'm up to a mil but the old heists are still a ten minute wait AT BEST like always. you'd think rockstar would have added a punish for leavers by now.

>>527887476
i just want to be able to do heists solo at this pint, at least the old ones. i think the game is old enough to warrant that.
we need some summonable NPCs or something like FFXI did when their very group based mmo was losing population.

taxi afk no longer working?

is picrel even legal? i mean, really? putting a white person? i hope the intention is that she will kill all those at the bottom

>>527886389
>>527886652
It's time to buy dupes

>>527889075
i know right
me and friend tried to do prison break last night and it just kept going to shit and people just leave because randoms have no patience for heists, and I tried it with randoms today just to grind some cash, fucking demolitions came to the prison and obviously the mission failed, then it happened again because they did nothing and then a leaver.

i'm unironically making more money from just robbing the stores rn, or maybe ill jump into stunt races again, at least thats fun.

>>527890045
use the credits/legal screen in the start menu

>>527892034
i like the races but they feel like a waste of time if they're not 2 or 3x, which right now it's just the car wash shit and fucking overtime rumble as bonuses

>>527891450
I have several dupes but I'm running out of garage space
I'm hoping the Mansions come with a large 15, maybe 20 car garage

>>527827323
>>527827514
>>527827702
>>527827869
>>527828931
I'm stupid, what's the car?

>>527893012
Annis Hardy

>>527868615
we're gonna have body type 1 and body type 1.5 and you know it

>>527894197
RDR2 already hints towards how many body types we'll have anon

>>527876131
Was wondering about this too, wtf?

>>527876131
Not even surprised, my game still fucks up every time I do a LSCM race. My horn stops working and can no longer enter buildings during freemode events

>>527489565 (OP)
does the crew attached to this general actually play?

>strippers get a thong
>but the PC doesn't
this is so unfair

>helitours heat doesn't drop even if i do the helitour missions
well that's the best 900k i ever spent

come to think of it, even if it worked, it still wouldn't be worth anywhere near worth the investment.

>>527901881
>helitours heat doesn't drop even if i do the helitour missions
something wrong with your game
works on my machine

>>527902330
yeah right

next you're probably going to say that your mechanic actually answers you and delivers your shit too?

>>527902514
He generally does...

>Replacement motherboard arrives.
>Assemble PC in the dead of the night.
>Try it the next morning.
>Fortunately, Windows isn't going to force me to install the OS from zero.
>Update game through launcher.
>Play game for a while.
>Go to star on map.
>Not sure why new missions aren't launching.
>Check auto dealerships.
>Don't see new inventory.
>Better ask Simeon, he should have some of the new stuff...

I will say, it is a unique experience to see it this type of broken.

>>527890613
>white woman
>coalburner hair
this is why

>>527904780
>>coalburner hair
what are you even on about you stupid retard

did I miss something or is the summer update a wet fart
>still no normal LSPD set to go with the millions of dollars in cop cars
lol fuck off

>new 2nd raytracing bounce works well on almost all of the map
>starts stuttering around vespucci beach
>especially bad around the location of the new weed business

555-COME-ON-NOW

>>527904870
>he doesn't know
you probably think nothing of leopard print, too. poor sweet ignorant fool

its a minor thing but it drives me fucking insane that if you can sit somewhere is essentially still random, there is the apartment sofa, just found the casino roof terrace you can sit near a fire (fucking hilarious with recent weather irl) but not in the god damned jacuzzis yet they change your clothes automatically...

it was exactly the same in cyberpunk, and while bethesda pretend you can sit on every seat they don't test them so you often clip into walls if they weren't placed correctly.

i wonder how many more decades its going to take until devs get this right, probably when im dead just for the extra cosmic fuck me, knowing life.

>decide to do blaine county weapon shipment because i often run out of time in los santos
>ok insurgents not bad
>HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS AND YOU HAVE TO DELIVER EACH INSURGENT TO DROPOFF 1 BEFORE ANY CAN GET TO THE NEXT POINT

no sir i don't think i will
also whoever designed that shit should kys himself

>>527904780
Really? I thought the hair had to be nasty and nappy on top of being braided.

>>527810454
>>527810606
They are shoes just like your ancestors wore. Brightly colored, deformed webformed feet.

They are toeshoes, shoes for toes, and twats.

they changed the ways enemies behave, ive been doing the chicken farm heist for months and they are doing different things now

>>527906643
I had that yesterday, took 42 minutes solo

>>527865521
the 38k is the safe capacity?

>>527908096
Twattsberg Pennsylvania

i need to sell 1 million dollars of weapons. it requires multiple vehicle. how can i get people to help me do it?

>>527902330
Can confirm, was at 3 bars of heat, just did a helitour and now at 0 bars.

>>527912541
Man, we had no luck. Send me a message if you wanna try again and see me online

>missclicked and bought a new cargo warehouse instead of trading in
EWO

That odd chin-spoiler for the Hardy... has anyone tried standing on it, just to see if the game lets you surf there?

i watched a video that implies betting on the most probably outcome inside track horse has decent odds, tested for rigging, and would you know I won 500 chips.
slots and cards are rigged but that was obvious from playing blackjack and the fact that poker isn't really poker (i'm sure some casinos do this dodgy knock off version too but I don't play that shit, give us texas hold em like rdr)

>>527919795
its rigged? but i like playing 3 card poker

>>527920106
its "rigged" in that the dealer has higher win odds overall. its not rigged rigged like they decide to just fuck you over if you do too well script (to my knowledge)

rdr2 poker is also rigged but actually rigged rigged (when against the npcs)

>>527920441
higher win odds can be unrigged by just folding more often

mr faber is 100000% a GTA 6 character
Agent 14 will also show up there

>>527921426
i thought so too

>add model for toeshoes
>don't add them for purchase
I've been waiting for 12 years

>>527923319
good
toeshoes are for faggots

>>527875839
I did the same but ended up switching to down graded PC when I reached san andreas as I played through them all
the pop in on the original PS2 games is so fucking annoying specially during races where you are doing great and bam immediately crash into some bullshit that spawns right in front of you but save states help a lot with any bullshit missions.

>>527894197
you're absolutely fucking retarded if you unironically believe that.
the trailers alone show how none of that nonsense is coming for 6 online, the customization is going to be insane.
RDR2 is on shitty PS4 and did an amazing job with multiple body/height types which all had their own individual skinny-overweight morphs.

>>527925761
>wide shoulder
>not wide shoulder
>thin
>fat
>oops all niggers

nothing less than nioh tier customization will be considered anywhere near good enough

>>527926206
0/8

>>527926206
RDR2 npcs gave us a good glimpse into RDO character creation when we only had the single player portion of the game and had to wait for the RDO beta.

the trailers for 6 already show we will actually have individually sizes for body parts now
>multiple shots of npcs wearing the same clothing but with different arm, torso, waist, stomachs, legs, hips, rear, muscle, weight, and breast sizes
the biggest example is the american themed bikini it's seen on skinny girls, average weight girls and a obese girl.

a lot of the RDR2 npcs who use the player character model were similar wearing the same clothes but with different body builds, and it makes sense because it not only benefits rockstar to give more visual clarity within single player but it also covers giving us many options when we finally move from 6 single player to online.

and now they have much better hardware to work so it's incredible how much they accomplished on the PS4, it's foolish not to expect even more with the PS5.

for some reason the car didn't go into the wash

It just went back and forth trying to orient itself then after like 5 seconds gave up and said the car was cleaned (it was still visibly dirty).

Then on delivery, the customer paid but didn't tip.

>>527927358

>>527927174
its more foolish to expect anything from Rockstar

>>527928472
well everything I pointed out is real so whatever
at least we for sure wont have ugly ass GTAO characters, even if its just body type templates like RDO with weight morphs thats just fine.

>>527928472
>its more foolish to expect anything from Rockstar
??? it's foolish to expect something from the only AAA developer that actually delivers?

>Raf: "uhhh we need to borrow a stockade-"
>*Find New Session*

>>527934465
You faggots always bitch about the lack of content, but the moment more content is added that takes more than 5 minutes you cunts will do everything you can to avoid it.

>>527931059
some people have been so mindraped by GTAO being run on autopilot during VI's dev cycle that they forget Rockstar actually does have competent people on staff

Do you get a message when the heat bar is full or do you have to remember to go to all three locations every once in a while

>>527935584
I think Raf calls you or texts you

>>527935362
Yep, even more so if they skipped over RDR2 and RDO and only played GTAO and V.
RDR2 and RDO are good examples of what to expect from rockstar.
It's why I laugh at the people creaming over the graphics, going from V to VI is definitely massive but VI still looks like a slightly upgraded RDR2 which is still great because RDR2 is literally the best looking video game out on the market.

>>527939404
yeah VI is basically a faster paced RDR2 with raytracing, but with the added benefit of all the cool cars and vehicle customization GTAO introduced being in SP from the beginning

>>527931983
i actually laughed

>>527921426
who could have possibly foreseen madrazo's gameplay replacement showing up in the same update where he sounds like he should be euthanized

>>527921426
GTA VI seems like it'll be a lot more serious than GTA V and especially O were so I kinda doubt (or hope) Agent 14 won't be in it.

>>527944056
I think they'll probably maintain a barrier between VI's story mode and Online 2.

im sorry but why are we sucking rockstar dick now?

was not RDR2 shit?
was not RDR2 Online REALLY fucking shit?

how fucking soon you forget

>>527944056
I agree 6 sounds way more grounded and less post-ironic than 5 but Agent 14 was a cool character
Also its not like the humor will be deleted from the game
>>527944827
>was not RDR2 shit?
No

>>527944827
You're delulu if you think SP was bad. MP was inherently bad off the get go just by design. But we all already knew that.

>>527944827
>was not RDR2 shit?
it's one of those games that just get a pass for the story, the characters, the atmosphere, the aesthetics, details and the world being great despite gameplay-wise being very very mediocre

>was not RDR2 Online REALLY fucking shit?
always was

>>527944827
RDR2 was a critical and commercial mega hit and also a super comfy game for me, though I do have some criticisms about it (primarily mission design)

>>527945273
i'll also add that all GTA VI has to do to be a good game is just be RDR2 set in a modern day Miami which is what they appear to be going for anyway according to the leaks

>>527945273
this and only this

>>527945657
it just needs to take itself seriously as a crime drama and remove the "stuck in molasses" movement RDR2 had and it'll be gold

also, lots of big booty negresses and latinas

so any thoughts on the cars?
I'm disappointed by the forester because the mods for it suck and the greenhouse seems too tall
think ill get the sniffer next once I get the discount

>>527945956
>and remove the "stuck in molasses" movement RDR2 had
the leaks looked more fluid than rdr2 imo
>also, lots of big booty negresses and latinas
and white girls
and asian girls

Is anybody else seeing stacks of 200+ cargo in west vinewood that it prompts you to destroy, but there's nothing there?

Trucks.

>If you take the car to Hao, the character's idle pose is T-posing
LMAO, sasuga, Cockstar

>>527945956
>also, lots of big booty negresses and latinas
>>527947062
>and white girls
>and asian girls
And skin tight clothing.
God the lame ass, mormon ass, prude motherfuckers of the 20th century was easily the worst part of RDR2.
There's only so much fun you can get out of jeans and puffy shirts.

>>527950624
>And skin tight clothing.
And dolphin shorts
And thigh jiggling physics

>>527944827
RDR2 and what RDO ended up turning into is good
early RDO was pretty shit but now if you play and use the private lobby glitch its an amazing complete experience.

GTAO is a good example of rockstars shitty side though but hopefully they left that in the dirt with all the pajeets they let manage it

>see bounty
>drive over to investigate
>get close
>blip is moving slow, assume he's on foot and aim my car at him on the radar
>he's at the top of a mild hill, so I don't see it until it's too late
>ram into a nightshark or something like it
>I'm in a Stirling GT
>he gives chase for some reason
>I get onto the highway and string him along
>spawn submarine
>it spawns in the cove where you get the dodo in sp
>launch car into water to save time (12g insurance)
>disappear under the waves
>watch his confused blip move back and forth across the shoreline
>as I move along the coast, I see him in the water
>then in a kosatka
>spawn savage and activate ghost org (another 12g)
>get in savage just as ghost org expires
>he's coming at me in a sparrow
>put him on defense with 3 homing missiles and finish him with a spurt of the boom cannon
>collect my $1000
>another 17g of property expenses come out of my account the exact same second

>>527945657
yep
just knowing it's using RDR2s foundation on top of being in vice city has me so excited
when I saw the ocean view hotel in one of the screenshots I got absurdly hyped

>>527950309
your character has a nice face

>>527957264
back in the early days it would have been a fun chase and either a quick sticky bomb kill or a uzi shootout

>>527931983
Is that peter griffin?

>>527958269
yes

not too bad, fully stock. about to go to the shop with it

https://files.catbox.moe/tke5zc.mp4
LOL

>>527959239
>i bought rapid gt x over this

>>527959483
i bought the anus too

>>527959239
I really liked using it during the quickiepharm deliveries. Don't really care for time trials, but that car makes them fun somehow.

simeon has gold stock wheels

>>527961514
nice

New BMWs just look fugly brehs, still waiting for the IV Sentinel desu

if you run into an NPC for long enough they die
https://files.catbox.moe/8ko1zq.mp4

>>527963490
cardio-mogged...

You ugly old bastard, no wonder they all leave you

>>527963490
i hate how pathetically weak GTA V npcs are

>>527963981
also how they flip their shit if you so much as stand near them for half a second too long

>>527964194
i guess the housers really hate californians

>>527963981
yeah they are very sensitive to any kind of noise or contact

ayy you mah dude right

>>527965792
what did xer mean by this?

>>527966956
Ask Mendoza.

>>527968571
Who here is a fucking Marine?

Has this always been here?

I miss how forgiving GTA SA was about landing motorcycles from epic jumps.

>>527979720
If they wouldn't have went right to flying bikes then maybe we could have gotten cushioned landing bikes with bullshit reactive impact tech or something.

>>527959239
Faster than the Vivanite, slower than the Astron Custom, but it's a 4-door seater so that's good, we really need a 4-door sedan that's as fast as a HSW Issi Rally

>>527979720
4 was too.

>>527987093
Perhaps, but motorcycles in GTA4 drive like bars of soap.

>Car wash is about a block away from the strip club.

So, I assume they serve spicy wings for lunch?

>Salvage Yard is right across the street
easiest money laundering mission ever

>>527987175
skill issue, learn how to use the weight shift mechanics. you can increase traction during braking and acceleration based on how you shift your weight around, planting the front and rear end to let you brake deeper and launch harder.
I got good enough with it that in online bike races I could routinely pull an entire lap on people. was genuinely untouchable on a bike in the wet

>>527987970
nta but how does that work? I haven't played 4 for over a decade.
is that mechanic in any of the other GTA's?

Need 3 more plushies... I'm so close

2 left. Now I sleep

>>528003549
You're stronger than I am, I gave up after getting exactly 0 plushies

>>528003549
Goodnight, I'll be packing it in too since I finally managed to get a good run of the sub robbery.
Just gangbanger left to go, then it'll just be simple number farming.

i'm up to 1.4 mil but I still have no idea what the fuck im doing and its too hot to think.(irl)
for context, I "haven't played" since the valentines day dlc, on ps3, and og heists.
i'm doing dax stuff on recommendation from a video (do fooligan 10x, apparently. 2 down) and I got a lil boost from the treasure hunt + shot 50 people in the head with rdr revolver.

Am i crazy or does this game take just as long to load on ps5 as it does on ps4?

>>527987970
Physics issue, I shouldn't have to relearn the fundamentals of driving physics for GTA.

>>528011228
Why would load times improve?

Remember a community member is responsible for pointing out to Rockstar that the reason it was taking 5+ minutes to load into a server was because the game was parsing a 63,000 entry 10MB JSON file on a single CPU core. The JSON file was literally just a list of all the items and upgrades available in-game, further it would then take every parsed entry and put it into an array, but BEFORE going into the array it would check against the array to see if that hash is already present, with 63,000 entries fairly obviously leads to a FUCK ton of wasted time. Oh yeah and they weren't even using a hash map to make things faster. And the even stupider part, every item in the JSON list is unique anyway so there is zero point in checking the hashes against the array.

Tldr, Rockstar is retarded and most of the current loading time is waiting on the server.

If you want to read more detail on the issue mentioned above
https://nee.lv/2021/02/28/How-I-cut-GTA-Online-loading-times-by-70/

>>528012231
It's not just the JSON, it's you synchronizing to everyone else in the server, so if Pablo.Gonzales2012 is running that shit on a 56k dial up, you'll be stuck waiting until you, every other person in the server and the server itself synchronizes with him

What is the most toxic way to play this game?

>>528013212
Yes which is what I mean by saying
> most of the current loading time is waiting on the server.

You're waiting on the rest of the server.

The customer leaving the taxi door open is getting ridiculous. How did he she even leave my door open

>>528011228
i noticed when playing with friend (in same room irl) host loads a lot faster than everyone else. (ps4s)
its network, since ps5 has an ssd.

>>528014584
how is a cypher a taxi?

2025. I am forgotten.

>>528016043
It's got drift taxi livery.

>>528016846
meaning?

>>528016913
Meaning it's now eligible for taxi fares.

>>528016689
I still see people driving this around every now and then
The Rocket Voltic on the other hand..

>>527945247
>>527945247
>You're delulu if you think SP was bad.
>MP was inherently bad off the get go just by design.
>But we all already knew that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JqEo4XJ8FY


NTA but nothing is wrong with online. Considering when I was able to form thoughts and memories it was the very early '90s and there was only SP. So once MP became a thing, you'd just hop into a server browser of a game and pick a server in your region, e.g. UKCS. Those had laidback mods that were neither lazy or overzealous.

If we already are forced to self-host in GTA, why not let us name the fucking server we are on? There are crew and friend only lobbies. The issue here for me with "modern" MP is that I don't want to be friends with everyone. You don't fucking want that. It wears people out. So the '90s kids had "third places". If you don't know, those are not home or work. It could be a parking lot or a fast food diner where you hang out.

I just want this back with MP games. Have player moderated lobbies without needing FiveM or some overblown MP mod. I like to meet people where they are. A named server of a region where we all have a decent enough ping. I like playing with people talking my fucking language, be that fluent English or any other. Online sucks because there are always people that refuse to fit in, and that can be fixed with server browsers.

This would be zero effort. Rockstar lives under a fucking rock. Discord may be shit, but it is your shitty place. If you want people to spend money on your game, then make them feel at home and form some basic parasocial bond. If I really have to point it out: Throwing people from all around the world randomly in sessions with retarded kids that can just scream in a foreign language will NOT make your shitty open world sandbox appealing in the long run!

Crews are TOO large. You cannot form a bond with 200+ people and expect to remember them a month later. Is this not obvious, R*?

>>528018774
They just need to shit out a Ruiner 2000 Custom so we can store it in normal garages.

Why does it take 10 minutes or completely freeze trying to enter gta online

>>528021675
>takes like. 5 minutes to get to the main menu, then another 3 to find a game

Any updated guides to making millions quick and easy Online. Just got into the game today

>>528021675
1) launch game
2) go story mode
3) go from menu to invite only lobby
4) no shitty hosts, cheaters, load times
doing this for years and I have 60 sec load times

>>528013878
Good question. lol. Probably MK2 spamming and placing bounties, calling muggers. I’m sick of these fucking britbongs harrassing me and waiting outside LSCM just to kill me. Embarrassing

>>528021765
Get an acid lab and upgrade it, get a cocaine business and get a nightclub. Also do the ‘v’ mission on the map. It’s a 5 mission heist and gives $500,000

>>528021835
Smart idea. I’ll do this

>>528021765
>Just got into the game today
you are fucked then, might as well uninstall or watch a random youtuber
if you are serious and as basic "should I do X or Y" questions I can answer, not giving you a 4 hour crash course

tl;dr: get the acid lab and upgrade it after 10 dax missions

>>528021872
If you’re doing these you can make a couple million a day

>>528021765
What’s your ID tag I can help you some time

>>528016043
This update lets you use a drift cypher with the drift taxi livery be a taxi

Boy, I love it when it takes 15+ minutes to load when entering/exiting an interior.

>>528023617
Session host and script host. Its modders breaking the session, like always. If you still play public you deserve this shit. The anti-cheat is a placebo to pretend GTA 6 Online will not be pure ass. Surely the long broken AC from R6 Siege would not be the worst choice. Guess it costs cents as subscription.

did all the store hold ups, did a fooligan mission when I first loaded in, can't spin wheel yet, did a heist set up (more like watched a batmobile do a heist set up), what do I do now and when do I get my delorean?

oh and other than the "free" acid truck and criminal enterprise stuff, is hanger a good starting business? i was going to get that then nightclub, maybe the sub too but obviously I need the cash for all of the above.

>>528024745
What?

>>528024815
you again, but different general, wow the jidf runs 4chan leak sure isn't real guys

>>528025086
What?

I just checked the archive and I wonder if he deleted his own post realising how unhinged it sounds. Yes 4chan is one person following you across every board you post on.