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Ye

just figured out the reason i love lilith so much is because she reminds me a lot of towa

Kama Love!

>>527525005
love this devil (male)

Sunday…

>>527524736 (OP)
>paisen can change her own body
Does this speak about the horse or our own liking?

Servants for these feet?

Cooking Yuyu...

I wonder if the guys of the round already knew about cath palug from merlin's weird cat and chose to not tell us anything
Or was that an AA timeline only thing?

>>527525162
Momfy

>>527525549
How would Bob feel about my half-way ejected black toenail that I crushed last month?

Well, this is... rather embarassing.

Last week, after our first VGL match (and some rather-hard binging on my part), I marked the calendar for the next match's date on today, in order for me to present our next match date at a rather presentable time and not to fuck up with time zones like the last time. Problem is, however, that I marked out the wrong date and that we actually already played... YESTERDAY. I realize I've failed you divegrass-loving bros into a timely live notification for our match and for that I apologize. Below is the link to the >fun archive to catch up on yesterday's match against /uma/, skip to the 3-hours mark to get in place:

implying DOT fun SLASH videoSLASH vgl24 SLASH 2025-06-14

As a safety measure (and just to be sure that one Unicum sip too many isn't blanking out my head again), let it be known already that the final match is going live NEXT FRIDAY. See you then.

I miss when we consistently got events. The future is so bleak bros.

>>527525996
Slow down kyodai

>>527526045
Nah, reruns were shit

LOL

>can't use my own rider medusa for the vritra battle since she's already exhausted
>have to use a support np3 one instead

>>527524915
Because they both have twintails? You're so easy.

>>527525769
What's the joke?

How do I unlock the Euryale and Stheno costumes?

>>527525852
It's okay, bro. Shit happens.

>>527526395
You need to sex Bob first

Which Servants would add their love nectar to the food they prepare for (you)?

>>527526665
all of them more or less

>>527526665
Eric Bloodaxe

>>527526665
umm what is love nectar supposed to be? Honey or something?

>>527524915
>>527525005
https://files.catbox.moe/vh0af8.mp4

>>527526665
Never works because the nectar would just disappear into nothing.

>>527526665
I don’t have the screenshot but it’s heavily implied Murasaki did so in her Valentine’s scene

>>527526979
Fate/Grand Order?

>>527526665
Erice.

unfunny niggas be like: Eric Bloodaxe

>>527527024
https://youtu.be/HrB7-pDM80s?si=nJMN6vbl1h5yAY96

Very funny surveypost: which servant would do this!?

>>527526979
what the

>>527527024
I just read it and she enchanted them.

>>527527312
SPEEN

>>527527024
I just read it and there were five uninterrupted minutes of her schlicking in a bowl.

>>527524736 (OP)
why are all the chinese servants so hot

>>527527125
this

I just read it and she forced me to suck her tits while giving me a handjob… I can’t get married anymore

>>527527610
China has higher standards for its heroes.

>>527525852
Commit sudoku for bring us shame.

Do female foot fetishists exist irl

>>527527610
Chinese girls are the best.

>>527527610
Because China number one

Funny niggas be like: Eric Bloodaxe

I didn't realize that Barghest is kind of an ojou sama in her 2nd ascension. She gives a nice DESU WA on occasion.

Very unfunny survey post: which servant would do this!?

>>527525162
>posting the Mom character on Father's day

>>527529754
/alter/ is filled with fatherless behavior so is it really a surprise?

>>527529754
Huang Feihu is the more iconic father character, now if I could just find an image of him...

Man, I've been sitting on 4 black grails for ages now...

Ah, my Arash is finally about to hit bond 10. Time to start wasting bond points I guess.

>>527530454
eww get the fuck out of here

What even is a Lostbelt 6? Is it part of the main story and does it take a while to unlock?
I started playing recently and I'm going through London on the main story, I'm just curious cause whenever I try to do Medusa's event it says I need to beat Lostbelt 6 before entering it

Father's Day

>>527530620
It's main story that's still a good while away from you.

>>527530620
It's a story chapter and you aren't even close to unlocking it. Don't worry though, this event doesn't have anything worthwhile to miss for a newfag.

Heels love!

>>527530906
dsl

>>527530867
I haven't told my dad I have a job for about 2 years now because if I did he would keep asking for money again

>>527529554
I mean it’s what she wears as a noble rather than as a night, welcoming people into her home and the like

>>527531032
It's a shame I can't publicly appreciate high heels without getting grouped in with f**tfags

Where can I kill some king servants for my weeklies?

Also go do those ember gathering limited quests if those haven't expired already.

>>527530867
What a good Dad

>>527531296
Saber Alter in Fuyuki is the cheapest one.

>>527531296
X-g or whatever the Saber Alter node is in Fuyuki.

>>527530620
6th chapter in the second part of the main story
First part deals with Singularities, second part deals with Lostbelts.

Also congrats yoh are close to America. You will have the most BASED helper among all chapters when you get there

Nurse is basically the last time EX-ranked ME was done right. She is clearly insane shooting anything that moves without thinking things through.

>>527531267
If you start talking to me about heels I ain't thinking footfag, I'm thinking AGP.

Which Servants have fatherless behavior?

>>527524736 (OP)
damn this girl has great titties
nice artist

>>527531746
Mordred

>>527531683
There's a reason almost every girl in the game has high heels, it's because they're hot af

I appreciate both heels and what is inside them

>>527531870
Yeah, there's a difference between.
>Damn she looks hot as fuck in stilettos
and
>Damn look at those bomb ass high heels

I didn't know Chacha had sisters...

>>527531374
>>527531383
Thanks.

>>527532191
Nothing wrong with “eating” Yui with Teen mom.

Only a Baobhan Sith deals in absolutes

>N-nanii? I-IDORU MODE ka!?
LOL

>>527533158
The only part of the event story I’ve skipped

Have some AI slop. Someone should get the reference.

>>527524915
towa is a bob

>>527533662
I do not get the reference, but I also enjoy embarrassing miss Crane with silly costumes.

>>527533393
I forgot mentioning my sheer hilarious surprise when I saw the freaking engineer wrench flying WITHIN combat gameplay when Gong was about to NP. I thought I was kinda fucked there for a second then that shit happens.

This event is the gift that keeps on giving.

>>527534218
My piss.

>>527534218
>spilling when drinking from a can
worthless whore

>>527534458
chill bro, you have three weeks left...

>>527534450
In all fairness it's a weird ass can

Huh. So Oberon shows up in the event and they're really not going to say much more than "Oh hey, the faerie king, Chaldea's reliable faerie king yeah.". Feels... odd.

>>527526665
There is no way any servant would do that. And there is no way one of them would be doing it in their final ascension art.

>>527534619
Events are this weird parallel reality where no one has ever done anything wrong. Chaldea just recruits all these evil Servants and all of them turn out to be more or less good guys

>>527526665
The notorious Eric Bloodaxe

>>527534619
problem?

>>527534619
Bro, that was literally the attitude while he was "trying to kill you". Everyone can see he's actually a supreme pushover.

>>527534619
It's just to give the sisters something to lust over.

Vritra!

>>527534619
IN THIS CHALDEA OBERON IS A HERO, END OF STORY

>>527534968
lol

>>527533946
This is also Miss Crane but from Samurai Shodown.

>>527535223
Ah, I see.

I'm going to cut your head off /alter/

>>527534975
he was gay, oberon?

>>527535389
Not today Rabbi!

>>527534932
>Oberon spitroasted by Merlin and Merlina

>>527535282
I thought it would be fun to put her in the costume but she would panic because not only does it show too much but also because she doesn't fill it out like her counterpart.

>>527535445
It's just a little off the top, you'll barely notice

>>527534063
I spent my invincibility on that turn

>>527534790
>>527534917
>>527534932
>>527534936
>>527534975
I at least expected something like "He looks nice, but he's actually kind of an asshole", when Medusa is saying he seems like a nice guy.

They should just ask Melusine.

Two years of Bob. How does it feel?

>>527535815
What a silly faerie.

>>527535985
Vritra actually took Melusine in account

Chitty chitty fang fang cracks me up

You know, I can just do a mana transfer and try again, as many times as it takes.

>>527535991
It feels Bobesqúe

>>527536078
Kuku in that case. She is extremely fast.

>>527536258
It's about to get even more Bobesque

The Pope is a whore

>>527536398
Just one more month…

>>527536348
Not Vritra fast. The End.

>>527535506
I know, you don't have to explain it to me. It's the best shit ever.

>>527534968
This expression makes her look mentally deficient.

>>527537290
She kinda is

>>527537290
Quite fitting indeed.

>>527536734
>>527537415

Is Bob the best example of fatherless behavior in FGO?

>>527537415
JUANA SEXO

I think I have enough mats saved up to level up most of my leveled servants up to 4/4/4
Bad idea?

>>527537506
Not really, Bob has a plethora of other problems going. You did however post the best example of fatherless behavior.

I WANT BARGHEST TO EAT ME

>>527537586
More like Whoma Musume

>>527537290
Vritra operates more on the intellectual level of a beaver than a human

>>527537290
Vritra has a Mordred-level IQ.

>>527538004
Are you implying Vritra is a Bobber?

>>527538156
No, just that she compulsively blocks water, makes funny noises, and not much else

>>527537645
Depends are you a newbie? If so its better to focus on the servants you use a lot. Otherwise if you aren’t go for it if any upcoming servants your aiming for don’t need those mats.

Yeah, I’m a Bobtellectual person

does /fgoalter/ like bobcuts?

>>527538224
Once in a dream (I think)

this is my Grand Order!!

>>527538224
No.
Go away wench! Leave me to my thaumaturgy studies!

>clear the event
>entire dead month ahead
holy shit

>>527538440
>church wedding while doing in in her underwear
a bold strategy

>>527538440
Looks like you ordered it from KFC

Don't forget to do your weekly Missions

the /coolest/ foot!

Feet love?

hate feet

I'll be honest anons, I still don't know how to actually pronounce her name.

>>527540304
B-Oh-B
Like the builder.

>>527540304
Her name is Bob. You cannot pronounce Bob?

How do you pronounce Bob, bros?

>>527540304
bavan see

I always refer back to the anime for pronunciations

Bob is a male name, if someone is called bob they are exclusively male. This can not be refuted.

>>527540304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-LKsRiYLH8
I'd trust these guys to have the proper pronunciation.

>>527540778
>women named Bobbie
>Bob is short fot Bobbie

>>527540778
Okay bob

>>527524736 (OP)
I bang this on scenic summer evenings when my senpai gets caught up in the romantic atmosphere.

>>527526665
Unironically Abby, it wouldnt even be "going to far" for her since she already went wayyy beyond that in Summer.

Milly is not implied to have ever done something like that, but given how much of a crashout she was shown to be in her Valentines i believe she has that stalker dawg in her

>>527541150
Ririsu des

>>527540889
What kind of inbred hick calls their child "Bobbie"? Especially a female child? They may as well stick a kick me sign to her and encourage all the other children to join in.

>>527540304
Bao bahn shee
The va says it right.

Why does Guda need to juice herself sometimes? shouldnt she get something from Chaldea's mana generators too?

>>527541645
As a stim junkie, I gotta tell you, you just that high vibration state sometimes.

>>527538490
I need 65 Ether Convergers before summer anyway... (and yes, that's after accounting for event handouts).

>>527541645
There's no good reason. Hell, a human's pitiful natural mana generation isn't enough to sustain even one Servant's existence but they act like it does, or that Guda can sustain several Servants by herself indefinitely.

>>527541645
The problem isn’t the mana available but the limits of Guda’s body (most of the time). Since Guda is so average he likely has the average of circuits and quality a normal magus should have (iirc it’s around Waver’s).
It’s a plot point in Argatha that Astolfo and Deon had to circumvent that with the weird tametago-thingy boxes of mana as a separate supply to go all-out.

event theme
https://youtu.be/Ljr2wMSBHqU?t=57

>>527543523
>>527543568
I don’t know who that girl is, but I think she doesnt deserve to be bullied like that :(

>>527543675
lol

!!!
https://youtube.com/shorts/ylpDR3EPSlk?si=8Nl3_djfkx_rIgmW

>>527543817
EGIPT HARDKOR

>>527543721
That's Mash. She achieved SS6.

>>527524736 (OP)
I love how plump her navel looks!

>>527543675
KEKADOODLEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>527543675
would Castoria end up looking like Morgan if she got older?

>>527545107
Nah. She'll be more craggly because of all the heroin abuse.

>>527543675
lost

>>527543721
the only thing im gonna bully are those marshmallows

>>527545545
scathach called them soft marshmallows in her trial quest

Bros!

>>527545914
bigger

Aesc banner when?

post porn

>>527546070
19 days

i am bruteforcing some of the advanced quests with double merlins, draco, and castoria

>>527546381
Could you stop fucking posting that?

>need more berserkers for easy class enchantment quests
>luck shit durga, an archer
I'm gonna get fucked in the ass this upcoming summer when I try to go for rate up summer servants

How long until the SR ticket?

When I'm having a bad day, I buy a big pack.

>>527547541
>I'm gonna get fucked in the ass
Yes I'm pretty sure Durga has some sort of divine strap-on among her punishment tools for humblebraggers like you

>>527543817
Pretty cute

>>527547710
Oh nyo...

>>527547697
You buy a big pack every day

>>527547697
Will never forgive Kazura/Muryan for what she did to these beauties.

>>527547697
You could buy yourself a luxurious dinner with that money...wouldn't that do better for your mood?

Where are all our British posters going to go when they can't post here anymore?

>>527549194
Situation in Britain got even worse now? I know I'm not in a good position to criticize but man

bob life with bob wife

>>527525162
Is a grilling type of day.

>>527548409
several eeven
>>527548523
I deserve to starve

>>527547674
October

>>527550242
no hope no hope no hope

>>527550242
>>527550579
STOP! I ORDER YOU TO STOP! HUYAN ZHUO IS NOT WORTH IT!

Seiba alter's or Jeanne dork's?
https://litter.catbox.moe/miez1vpiob376w2i.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/kjbd16fn2toe5r8y.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/br4mzsboujdh0cnm.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/7drymzlhn5lvb2sy.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/zqsse4xyk2o83zs7.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/rtxc8cc2ak78pjeb.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/qun1v4d0s8vdn6nc.png

zako

Does bob rate the shoes completely randomly?
Like a very simple chinese slipers "awesome"? A pair of basic black boots "cute"?

She simply randomizes the rate, isn't it?

>>527551989
shut the fuck up
*smooch*

>>527550849
i am so fucked up
>all np2

>>527551989
*rapes you

>>527551989
You need to be a Bob to understand the Bob way of thinking

>>527551989
you dont understand fashion

Good night, bros.

>Mash in most of the parts: "Let's be nice and resolve this peacefully :("
>Mash when some hoes are declaring a war in your room: "Turn them to stone, and let the throne sort it out"

>shoes
But that would hide the beautiful feet
https://litter.catbox.moe/4xc7sd0ukk0cvjvj.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/av872yuljr4fpzxd.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/6ob7su470yqiqxok.png

Servants for these feet?

imagine

>>527552165
I see np wrong in here, I have a shitload of servants at np1.

I believe is pointless to acumulate SQ for years to bring a single servant to np5. And its not as if I use most of the stuff I have anyway.

So I get my favorite to np2 and with the rest of the sq I roll for event servants, if I get them at np1 thats enough, I use them during the event to have fun with them then don't touch it again.

At least that way I have fun with what I roll even if its for a short amount of time. I think thats better than invest on huge np numbers on servants that I'm going use anyway because I like them. I'm using my favorites at np2 already, wouldn't use them more at np5.
So all those extra nps can be servants I temporally enjoy even if its for two weeks

>>527553135
>painted toenails
Probably bitches and whores like Scat and Aoko

>>527553337
Whoma Musume?

Which servant's pee tastes the best

>>527553337
Fuck off horse fucker. You're not welcomed here.

>>527551989
George and King Hassan have basically the same shoes, but one is undeterminable. There's a bunch like that, but that one stuck out for me

>>527553337
Idols and betting on horses are two things I just can't get behind no matter what

I love you totorot

If we're getting a foot fetish event can we please get a loli focused event where I have sex with all of the lolis thanks

>>527553638
Trimmau

Medea's stinky shoe
How would Bob rate it?

>>527553973
That already happened. Give me the magical hag event

Can (You) become a vampire by drinking Yu's piss?

>>527554496
Xu Fu looks like THAT?

>>527553973
>loli focused event where I have sex with all of the lolis thanks
This and also sex with the hags after they've been lolified too.

This is your Scat Skadi for tonight.
Say something nice to her

>>527555407
genshin is shit. wuwa is way better.

>>527555526
based and Yuusancore

>>527553337
you better not lewd those horses

>>527556852
im from europe, its okay

>>527556963
I used to think that was okay, but /alter/ has permanently lowered my opinion of them

Post dads

This is a little bit concerning

I actually liked this Caligula CQ

Gripping her shaft with her slender fingers, Rin traced her rock hard penis over Sakura's shapely pink lips. The luxurious feel of them against her sensitive cockhead made her insides clench with anticipation.
"Please Nee-san," Sakura whispered breathlessly. "Please don't tease me."
"Who's teasing who?" Rin asked, sliding the bulbous head against her sister's soft cheek. The spongy mass was swollen with arousal. She tried to maintain a frown as Sakura turned and pecked the side of her dickhead cheekily. It looked so sexy and felt so good that Rin let out a slight grunt. Her dick flexed upwards and flicked against the bangs of Sakura's purple hair.
Sakura smiled up at her older sister saucily. "Do you like that?" She kissed it again, the same spot, longer this time, almost sucking at the sensitive skin. The feeling of her full lips was divine.
"Sakura..." Rin warned.
"Hm? Do you like my lips on you?"

Rin grinned, feral, for a second, and a mix of fear and lust spread across Sakura's face.
Her heartbeat sped up as she waited for Rin to explode, become angry enough to ravage her.
"Yes." Rin said. She stroked Sakura's cheek with the back of her fingers. "Now hurry up and suck me so I can screw the grail out of you."
Sakura giggled. "As you command, Nee-san...." Leaning in, she began at the base, kissing once. An inch higher, she kissed the shaft again, the languid smack loud in Rin's lust-dulled ears. Inch by inch she kissed the length of Rin's long, thick cock, until she reached the head. She stretched her mouth open cutely. "Mwaaaaah..." she went, sticking out her wet tongue, before slobbering over the shaft, all reserve gone.

Rin groaned cutely, one hand on Sakura's head as she pleasured her with her hot, talented mouth.

"Mmmmm...do you have a lot of cum today, Nee-san...?" Sakura asked, resting the wet weight of Rin's length on her face and against her nose as she kissed the base of the shaft.

Thoughts?

>>527552165
>i am so fucked up

Sup Shinji.

>>527553973
No, next we should have an adult baby fetish event.

>>527560407
Chinese, Foreigner-class hands wrote this post

>>527559618
anyone with a 120 Medusa would've hit pity though, not sure why he would kms

>>527560934
He probably didn't save sqs for medusa saber

>>527561198
I find that hard to believe for someone that 120's a silver

real?

>>527562027
We were so full of hope...

>>527553973
>No damsels in distress event with Zenobia, Andromeda, and Pandora featuring a slave-knight spiritron dress for Paladin Mash.

>>527562027
>4 chapters a year

>thread moving at 1/5 the speed of /zzz/ and /hrg/
We used to be kings...

>>527562368
No king rules forever, my son.

>>527562368
I'm fine with being a pawn

>>527562368
I'm just waiting for the grand lancer art myself and for summer and 8th anni to drop.

>>527559618
>last log in: 5 days
nyo...

>Stopped playing this game 7 years ago
>Check in every now and then
>Ctrl F "Jannu", "Jeanne", Jalter
>Look at images
>Leave

>>527562027
im pretty sure lb7 ended last year
Certified Fake

Baggers

>>527562027
The reason this didn't turn out to be true is every story chapter was 3 times the length of a part 1 story chapter

>>527563827
More like Nasu is autistically obsessed with ending FGO after part 2, so lasagna stretched the story out as much as they possibly could to keep FGO alive.

>>527563827
Which is bad desu because 97% of every lostbelt / event is full of mind numbingly boring filler. You can usually read the first 2-3 chapters and then skip to the last 3-5 chapters of a story and miss literally nothing important from a narrative standpoint

>>527562969
Are you gonna read /her/ chapter when it releases next year

>>527564295
>next chapter of the story is NEXT YEAR
kekarooooooooooo

>>527564075
Yet even with the filler they manage to be 3x as good as part 1 story chapters on average

>>527564413
>Yet even with the filler they manage to be 3x as good as part 1 story chapters on average
Not really, no. Lostbelt 2 and Traum are legitimately some of the worst stores I've ever read in my life

>>527564560
I would rather read lb2 again than any of singularity 1-5

>Traum
>Bad
Filtered

>>527559618
This was posted 5 days ago and 4 days ago and 3 days ago and 2 days ago and yesterday.
Fuck him. Laugh at him for having poor life management skills.

>>527564812
>I would rather read lb2 again than any of singularity 1-5
That's not saying much. Singularity 1-5 are notoriously bad. Infact it's common for people to literally skip from Fuyuki to Camelot because they hear that's when the story "gets good"
>Traum
>Bad
No, I didn't stutter. Traum is indeed bad.
Kriem is a pathetic villain, Constantine went down like a chump and he was a pathetic simp, literally everyone in the righteous realm was obnoxious, siegfried's heel turn was pure retardation, the pacing was atrocious, Moriarty was hilariously out of place, there were way too many heroic sacrifices to the point where it became meaningless because of how often it was happening, and there was way way way way too much filler.
The only thing good about Traum was a few of the fights.

>527565352
(you)

>>527565352
Like I said, filtered

Chokita love?
Don't be racist, alter.
https://litter.catbox.moe/pxlhxlcbcroa2hdb.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/4u4swjrr891fauic.png

>>527565352
True

Traum was alright.

Traum was absolute shit.

>was about to make a racist joke
>turns Okita alter and Lakshmibai are two different characters
Oh fuck

>>527565505
backstabbing whore

>>527565874
im zako for mordfeet

What about Gyarumo?

>>527565453
>Like I said, filtered
Sorry, I have actual standards and prefer actually well written stories

Who is the bigger jobber, Penth or Gareth? Sure neither can overcome the dude that killed them but Gareth kinda doesnt even want to

>>527566525
No.

>>527566898
>shit taste in literature
As expected from /alter/.

>>527565352
>siegfried's heel turn was pure retardation, the pacing was atrocious
>he wouldnt help his bro save his marriage
Low T + ngmi

>>527567549
>Penth
>jobber
No. She annihilates every except Achilles, which was an honirable battle which he won.

The only big jobber is Giljek.

The only truly bad singularities were Septem and America.
Rest were meh or okay.

Fuyuki was fine as an intro chapter.
Orleans was our first time and it was pretty straightforward.
Septem was where we got the Nerowank revving at full speed, followed by the dumb shit with Flauros, Boudica being a cuck (see: Nerowank), and random-ass Altera final boss because I guess the whole thing was one big clap chapter for Extra. This is probably why we got the island detour with the Tamacat cameo too.
Okeanos was kind of stupid with the Drake wank, and the Pokemon collection gimmick (same one we get in Atlantis) was getting old, but they advertised a pirate adventure and we got one so it's passable.
London wasn't horrible but the random-ass gauntlet of random "final" bosses we had to run through last second was retarded. First Tesla, then Lancer Alter. 80% okay, 20% bad. Grade: C
America was just retarded for most of it. Rama being carried around like a plot device they couldn't kill off early or introduce later into the story was fucking retarded. Edison was funny but not enough to justify that whole chapter's terrible writing.

Camelot, people are mostly praising because it was better than usual but the Egypt side quest was retarded overall. Nitocris slobbering over Ozy's feet like she's a worthless minion instead of a proud pharaoh was always poor writing, and the Sanzang whining was never funny or interesting. What was the point of having her around? None. It's 70% decent, 30% retarded. The main reason it's considered better than say, London, was because it was more coherent overall and Bedivere carried that shit by himself. Movie was a great opportunity to rewrite the bad parts and make it polished but all they did was animate the skip button for half of it. Game gets a C+ or B-, but the movie stays at C+.

Same grade for Babylonia. Game is C+/B-, anime is C/C+ because they cut yakuza Taiga, and Ibaraki, and the other Servants who died off-screen before we got there.

>>527567749
Are you seriously trying to fucking imply that JRR Tolkien, GRR Martin, Nabokov, Tolstoy Frank Hebert, Robert Jordan, and Robert E Howard are shit? How fucking contrarian are you? Literally everyone I just listed runs fucking CIRCLES around fgo when it comes to writing and crafting enjoyable stories.

>>527565410
meant for >>527565352

>>527568205
>GRR Martin
>good
lmao

>>527567549
Being a jobber means that despite all your impressive feats and stats, you always lose when it matters. Or you die early like a retard. Penth and Gareth were neither.

Gil is the classic example of a jobber.
Teach is an example of the second kind of jobber where he's just there to die in the first 2 minutes for funsies.
And for FGO, it'd also include Herc since he's always dying early, off-screen, or exploding as a plot device and is never actually useful when we need him.

>>527566898
dune is fucking trash and overhyped as fuck

iron rule of fgo - every scene with siegfried is trash

>>527568290
Yes? His prose is unquestionably excellent. His characters are complex and memorable, especially Jaime Lannister. And Martin has written some of the most iconic and memorable moments in Fantasy. The Red Wedding immediately comes to mind.
There's a reason Robert Jordan, one of the most famous fantasy authors of all time, was praising A Song of Ice and Fire before it even blew up and became mainstream

>>527568474
>dune is fucking trash and overhyped as fuck
I really liked the politics, Paul's rise to power, and the god emperor plotline

>>527566898
Is this picture bait?

>>527568719
>Is this picture bait?
No? I simply generally enjoy those stories. I like their prose, I like their characters, I like the political shenanigans, and I like the character arcs and plot twists found in them.
Pic related is one of my favorite scenes in fiction. It's Conan brooding on if life is an illusion or not, and also whether one should fear the gods or not.
https://youtu.be/Gk5Gq3PJTkI
Here's a really good reading of the full quote

>litard hours
Zzzz...

culo

>>527567803
>betraying humanity and putting all of reality at risk so that you can simp for your evil wife's pussy
I don't care that Kriemhildr was "weak". It was still careless and moronic for Siegfried to swap sides when so much was at stake.

Massage Mo's feet

tremendo culazo

>>527569345
It was a show fight. We got the grails, we shut down everything Kriem had, nobody else was coming to stop us, and Siegfried just wanted to fire sword beams with his wife together so that she can have a happy memory to add to the Throne, and maybe turn around to help humanity in the future.

Sometimes I wonder if you guys have genuine autism instead of just pretending to have autism if you can't understand basic emotional nuance like this.

>>527567803
After what he just replied to you here >527569345 + this >527568507 bait post out of nowhere I’m positive he either didn’t read Traum or is purposefully spewing this shit just to get people to reply to him.
It’s clear he ignored everything said during the last third of Traum. The bunch of books post for off-topic attention further reinforce it

Not going to lie I don't normally care about Kriemhild at all but I want to anal mating press this one

>Gachaslop posters calling actual literature shit
Your contrarianism works when it stops at gatekeeping /a/ over virtual novels, not contesting actual kino.

kriemhild and siegfried were the worst part of traum

>>527570153
Well congratulations: you just proved you were just doing this for attention. Not surprising though.

>>527570257
I'm NTA

>>527569965
Ah, here we are. You don't agree with what I'm saying, so I must be baiting, that, or I didn't read Traum, amirite? How pathetic on your part. I did read Traum, and I did hate it. I listed books that I DID enjoy to show you what I consider a good story to look like. I even choose fairly entry level and mainstream books, so that the titles I choose would be familiar to most people in these threads.
>>527569881
>and Siegfried-
-Just wanted to betray humanity so he could simp for his wife. Yeah, I know. I read the story, too. Siegfried is a simp and a traitor. Every fight is a chance for something to go wrong. It only takes one missed swing or stray blast for someone to die in the collateral damage. Gudao could've easily died because of Siegfried's nonsense. Then what? Humanity is doomed. Doomed because Siegfried wanted to impress his batshit insane wife.

>>527569881
Putting the fate of the world for things that wont be remember and are getting pruned seems a wee bit silly to me. They were right, Team A deserved better.

>>527570257
>Well congratulations: you just proved you were just doing this for attention. Not surprising though.
That's quite literally not me. So no, I didn't "prove" anything.

You'll cowards wont even betray humanity for your wife

>>527570331
>I read the story, too.
>Siegfried is a simp and a traitor
>>>I read the
Really convinced me there lol

>>527570331
Posts like this make me wonder how much it’s bait and how much it’s because thw writer is an autist that doesn’t understand the story.
Likely both.

>>527570331
>>527570339
There's no betraying if there is no threat. If you're going to argue factually incorrect things that never happened because you don't know how to read or you're just shitposting, take it to /fgog/.

>things that wont be remember and are getting pruned
Servants who go back to the Throne take their memories back with them. And the main copy that "lives" in the Throne gets access. Future summons can remember, they just choose not to so that the writer can bullshit reasons why they lost all their character development in their next appearance.

>>527570546
What else do you call someone who swaps sides in a war so that they can please a woman? Is that not treachery? Is that not betrayal?
It doesn't matter if Siegfried discussed his betrayal with Gudao before the fight. It doesn't change the fact that the man quite literally swapped sides and fought side by side with his wife against Proper Human History

>>527570893
Okay dude, you really need to step your game you are already repeating your shitposts

>>527570976
>Okay dude, you really need to step your game you are already repeating your shitposts
Stating the truth doesn't make it a shitpost.
You are quite literally in denial that Siegfried turned his back on Proper Human History for pussy.
You are literally in denial that Siegfried put the fate of the world on the line to please his mentally ill wife. It doesn't matter how weak Kriemhildr was. There's ALWAYS a chance for death in a fight, especially when fucking SIEGFRIED is your enemy.
Kadoc was literally burning his fucking lifespan to aid in the fight. And Siegfried turns around and he pulls that bullshit? It's betrayal.

>>527570831
>Future summons can remember
They weren't supposed to, Nasu and the gang just changed their minds so they can clap more. Pay no attention to the time paradoxes behind the curtain.

Shut up.

>>527571372
>Stating the truth doesn't make it a shitpost.
Yes, glad to agree on that.
Too bad you aren’t stating the truth so I don’t know why you wrote that.

>>527566898
>I'm a REAL literaturehead, but no, I can't make substantive observations about a gacha game story
Is this bait?

Lets discuss kama's flatness instead

>>527571581
This is what copium looks like.
You're literally shutting your eyes and ears to the truth because it destroys your heroic image that you've built up in your mind about Siegfried

And just like that

>>527571640
Pretty obvious he keeps baiting. He started talking like Melvin now even screaming “copium”.

>>527524736 (OP)
>make a pretty hot girl well suited to being a relatively main character
>make her nonstop talk about her robot centaur boyfriend
>27% NP charge at rank 10
What did they mean with this character?

>>527571870
Ebin. I don't agree with you. So I'm baiting, and I'm your boogeyman for using a word that's been common lingo on the site for literal years

>>527569879
>>527570023
Disrespectful and tasteless. Shame on Melu.

Why are Nessa's shoes "cool"? Shes on fire!

>>527572426
Put her neck in a nose so I have something to easily choke her, too.

>>527572426
sniff

>>527570331
This is CinemaSins-tier criticism. Your one-dimensional, shallow, "character is illogical therefore poorly written" shlock is embarrassing.

i enjoyed Build

>>527572997
Same

anyone has the full version of this?

Please... Let it end...

>>527573252
150 floors to go…

>>527573450
>150 to go
>not 50
oh jesus christ

>Get bored and go check the archives of other boards for fateshit
>MASSIVE amount of unironic cuckold posting.
Explain yourselves fatekeks.

>>527573674
>REPOST IS PROHIBITED

>>527573729
Our main heroine is kind of a huge detractor so people take any opportunity to shit on her with pride.
In LB6 she loses her memory and gets married to an antropomophic lion. The situation isn’t as bad as it sounds but in LB6 we adventure with Castoria during that time so some people see that as a huge positive like “fuck yeah keep her off my hands”

>>527573729
retard got mindbroken by a dragon and crashed out, started cuckposting literally everywhere. Be it here, fgog and even reddit (where he also got called a cuck)

>>527572762
>This is CinemaSins-tier criticism. Your one-dimensional, shallow, "character is illogical therefore poorly written" shlock is embarrassing.
And how else would I describe the poorly written characters in Traum? You want me to go into minuate detail?
I found the literal thousands of words of gag material about Don Quixote, Astolfo, and Roland to be annoying and unfunny. We get it. Don Quixote is pussy whipped and a coward with low self esteem. Hahaha. It's not fucking funny. Move on with the fucking story. And before I move on, I would like to explain that I DID understand Quixote's story arc (redemption, survivor's guilt, standing strong even when you're weak and a fraud). I get it. It doesn't change the fact that the execution left much to be desire.
Moving on, I did not like Astolfo because they made him into a literal retard who could barely hold a conversation.
I did not like Roland because they made him an exhibitionist meathead without a shred of nuisance. Yes, I'm well aware he was an exhibitionist in his myth, but that shouldn't be his defining character trait.
I did not like Pope Johanna and Constantine's romance. It felt rushed and frankly not very believable. The concept of an Orthodox Patriarch and a Catholic Pope would've had much more friction because of their religious ideals alone. I also don't buy Constantine dedicating his entire war effort to Pope Johanna. It doesn't make sense because his romance simply isn't believable.
The fall of the Reinstatement Realm is only possible because Constantine is handed the idiot ball. He knows that he and the Revenge Realm are equally matched and he knows they have a new triumph. Yet he still stupidly overcommits all of his forces to war on the Reinstatement Realm. He doesn't even leave fucking scouts or troops on the defensive. And this is supposed to be a military genius?
And Siegfried? I already explained why I hated his betrayal

She's sleepy

I liked Traum. It was prerty fun.

>>527562969
>>>/r/eddit

>>527574194
Oh wait he is talking about that guy? I thought it was Boggart

>>527574552
I want to have Illya sex. That is my Grand Order.

>>527573252
>More portraits
>>527573450
>>527573527
It's just 50 left plus those 10 AP nodes

FAT
HAG
TITS

>>527575089
Damn horny hag seducing me

PLANE
CUNNY
TITS

>>527575194
Disgusting.

>>527575284
It's a crime that we haven't got Lavi in the game, I want Lavi sex damnit!

>>527575194
Give her your seed

>>527575576
She already took it long ago.

>>527577357
Unironically yeah, he is stupid.

This event is such a slog.

>>527573203
It's on pixiv. Search for her and Zenobia together, you should find it shortly.

No Face May King

is Cu also into dudes like how Fergus is?

>>527578438
It's June...

>>527572426
The canon in my Chaldea is that I'm the one who's chained in my underwear and enslaved forced to massage and worship her feet daily.

>>527572426
Wonder if draco likes her

>>527579507
Who is this character design for?

>>527579602
for (you)

>>527578480
Both of them are straight, please don't stain their honor. Male servants' valentines scenes are meant to be viewed by the female master and vice versa.

>>527580484
it gets hard switching so often

>saber rider and lancer node
I'm tired, Hitler. please no more mixed nodes

>>527579602
Me, who loves children.

>>527581210
Every single node after 150 is mixed.

The recent batch of servants have pretty shit animations ngl, Medusa Saber feels like a year 1 servant and her np face closeup is just jarring.

When did animations for this game peak for you?

>>527581493
>When did animations for this game peak for you?
Draco

>>527581470
Truly, the death of everything good in the world started with the end of segregation

>>527581838
Footjobs from Hakunon

>>527580840
Don't trick the knight of the sun.

>>527581493
>When did animations for this game peak for you?
Muramasa

>>527581493
Melusine

Tailjobs from Draco.

Whatever happened to the Extra remake?

>>527582593
I don't know, but I remember them having those Tamagochi things they were going to bundle with the game that I hope they still go with.

>>527582593
this is the year!

>>527582593
Anniversary surprise (NA)

>>527574473
As a blanket response to the criticism of Roland and Astolfo not being sufficiently "deep" enough for you, sure, but it's a ridiculous standard that each player in a story with a large cast should be as fleshed out and given as much development as the main characters. One could just as easily levy this line of argumentation against Fate/Stay Night to claim it's FILLED with one-dimensional characters due to Lancer, Fake Assassin, Rider, Berserker, Japanese Schoolteacher, etc. not being well-developed, but nobody fucking does that because it's clear where the author's focus lies. These characters serve a purpose, even if they don't have the most awe-inspiring character development.
>I did not like Pope Johanna and Constantine's romance. It felt rushed and frankly not very believable.
Constantine's devotion established itself quickly, but Johanna was his savior from an existence carried by the destructive drive given to him by his master. As a servant summoned to the Traum Singularity, his psyche was reverted to an immature state where he simply acted on his violent urges, but Johanna was a vessel he formed his new self around. It's very clearly an unhealthy relationship built on circumstances that fundamentally changed Constantine, but it makes sense.
>The concept of an Orthodox Patriarch and a Catholic Pope would've had much more friction because of their religious ideals alone.
Constantine knew from his first interaction with her that she was a fake pope, what sort of theological conflict would form here? The pointlessness of such a conflict was further solidified after Johanna Valentine's event, where it was pretty clearly shown that her position as pope was mere essence without substance.
>The fall of the Reinstatement Realm is only possible because Constantine is handed the idiot ball.
God told him he'd win if he attacked the Righteous Realm. This wasn't the sort of opportunity he could afford to waste, so he took a gamble and lost.

Pretty sweet event, I enjoyed it even though I'm happier to no longer have to climb it.

>>527583192
And the revelation was on point too. Constantine had weighted out the course of the war first noting that Righteous was going to become a bigger problem in the long run since it acted as an equal deterrent to both Reinstatement and Revenge as they knew if they went all-ojt they’d be defeated in the aftermath
The battle was a success and Reinstatement was victorious there as per the revelation from Johanna. But Zhang Jue actually survived, forcing him to cast Theodosius Konstantinos beyond the 1.000 safety limit to protect the troops that were returning with him and then making them vulnerable to Tametomo

New detective servant/event when?

When dunnit?
What dunnit?
Where dunnit?

Womb dunnit?

Why is the game not fucking loading?

>>527585280
I'm already logged into your account fucking your servants

>>527585280
Their servers are overloaded because they are making everyone download every single servant/NP ever made?

Which female servant would actually gaslight me into loving them?

I mean, besides Tamamo

20 floors to go

>>527586290
Nero would have already finished 3 days ago

>>527586362
Tamamo would have finished it 4 days ago

I want to know what it feels to love...

Are you the type of Master that would play naughty games with Abby, /alter/...?

I am

>>527586489
Tamamo's throat was too full 4 days ago to do anything else.

>>527586789
I would squander all of my command codes to snuggle with them.

>>527586789
I play naughty games with Abby.

>>527586789
we play the game where if she blinks i punch her full strength in the nose

My wife Saber.

>>527587272
You'd actually break your hand.

>>527587272
>strength: B
So it wouldn't do a thing?

>>527587386
>>527587436
medea is enchanting me

>>527587683
Medea isn't doing anything for you, little bro.

>>527587683
Being pegged by a 14 inch dildo with extreme choking ISN'T magic enhancement.

Mating press, full nelson, doggy style, missionary, piledriver, prone bone

And that's just to start.

>>527559618
Might join him soon.

just 50 more floors...I'm almost done...

This is the life.

>>527588323
Delicious tummy

>>527572029
FGO is an NTR gacha.

and lol at the retard filtered by Siegfried's actions in Traum.

>>527588323
Anal press creampieing the director...

Who's the biggest cuck servant?(no joke)

>>527588675
Name one popular gacha character that isn't a victim of this same thing

>>527589201
I honestly think that the more the audience is emotionally attached to a character the more likely it is to happen KEK

>>527589201
Sigurd.

Do you know how many other servants Brynhildr's NP is effective against?

Man, I love Traum

>>527589710
>>527590203
i meant in-game wise.

liz love!

>>527591116
You're saying that her being effective against others servants, BESIDES SIGURD, IN THE FUCKING GAME doesn't count as "In-Game?"

>>527591072
Same. Traum makes me wish Higashide could do Apocrypha again. The Black Faction servants were the ones that benefited the most from group fighting since then

>>527589201
Shartoria.

>>527588675
It's basically a board for stuff like that and furry porn. The only real question is why you were there

>>527584060
Hopefully never. FGO sucks at those.

>>527588203
You done bro?

>>527591834
Only reason it sucks is that we're always going to know the answer two years before it gets to us.

>>527591354
i don't have bryn so i wouldn't know ):

>>527592084
Don't worry.

She's with better Master's that can keep her fulfilled.

>>527592250
that was kinda of an ESL moment,anyway,what does bryn's NP do? i figured since they're always together in events and IN your face with their love nothing bad would happen

>>527591953
That's nonsense. A good mystery remains good even after you know the ending. There are plenty of mystery stories that are now famous enough that most people know the twist but are still worth checking out for the process. FGO just isn't suited for detective stories because at the end of the day, it's an action oriented story. That and Nasu cares more about subverting expectations than actually doing a coherent story.

finished tower event and managed to get all slaves to bond 5 (yes even the male ones)

>>527592964
Why weren't all your servants already bond 5?

Modern """men""" can't handle this.

>>527592964
You really hotfooted it! Just stepped up to the task! Put your first foot forward! All the other kids with their pumped up kicks better run to catch up to this guy!

Bigger women are better,mathematically.

I hate women, mathematically.

>>527593498
true, you can harvest more meat from them

>>527593679
you are thinking it the wrong way,you get more woman,per woman!

>>527593498
Your science checks out

>>527592964
Did you start the game last week or something?

>>527593651
Ruler Moriarty would say this

>>527593498
You are one step away from liking big black men, just saying

>>527593826
that was very uncalled for

>>527593826
I think it's a pretty big step you're describing

>>527593826
I love big black oily men with large behinds though?

Monday…

Of course the greatest prize is the most guarded...

>>527594260
armless mom...

>>527594306
She had a horrible accident that cost her her arms and resulted in her needing facial reconstruction

>>527594306
Eternal Unarmed Mastery

Hmm, it suddenly started to smell like dirty wet rodents in here

>>527594936
I think it’s time to wash your clothes

Might just be you, buddy.

>>527589098
>>527591531
>>527594235
this makes more sense than shipping with muramasa.

>>527594936
Cuckstance is awake

I can self insert into white, Asian and black men. It's a skill I honed over many years to enjoy any doujin

>>527595042
kek