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>Character Teaser: "Skirk: An End, And a Beginning"
https://youtu.be/injdhkGRoCs

>"Star Odyssey" Animated Short
https://youtu.be/zxAubNf3EQQ

>Version 5.7 "A Space and Time for You" Trailer
https://youtu.be/S0xt6uUWSlw

>Nod-Krai Preview Teaser - "Prelude to Moonlight"
https://youtu.be/k1U2LnXd5GE

>Current character banner: Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Lynette, Kujou Sara, Thoma
>Current weapon banner: Engulfing Lightning (Polearm), Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore)
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/38918050

>Daily check-in rewards (permanent)
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>Redeemable Codes with Primogems (all regions): https://genshin.mihoyo.com/en/gift
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>Useful Links (Wiki, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, /gig/ friendlist, Third-Party Tools, etc.)
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/gig/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):
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why is skerk scared of dain and being uncomfortable around him? did dain managed to become the ultimate incel chud with radiant aura that makes women scared of him?

>>527600525 (OP)
Happy birthday tone deaf bard!

"Netflix and chill" with Furina!

I don't have the energy to do abyss, I heard it's really hard

Remember, saving for C6 is the correct way to play

>>527600591
>It was not Surtalogi.

Thoughts on Surtalogi?

why is bro naruto running

>>527600525 (OP)
canon date with bf venti!

>>527600681
this but unironically

This is my pet

About Neuvillette

Unlocks at Friendship Lv. 4

Lost power is always reclaimed in the end, in some shape or form. But where will this power lead? To a trial? To revenge? Or toward a new future? It's a question that strikes at the heart of his quest to find the meaning of his existence, and perhaps deep down he already has his answer.

I will always C0R0.

The 2nd KFC Wing also has interesting lore.
The 1st visitor is Phanes
The 2nd visitor seems similar to Surtalogi, maybe a member of his faction
The last one is Alice
The colonel is top tier in lore

https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Wings_of_Delicacies

Yikes. What a bad banner. There's a reason why players avoid the first run of a new 5 star character.

>>527600605
Dain is a sigma male, he has other things to think about than women feeling uncomfortable

gayshit impact

>>527600753
Nice, this is mine.

Textmap anon here, I realized I forgot to search for "Captain":
>"Mavuika believed that we should fight to protect our culture and memories, while The Captain believed the preservation of the Ley Lines should come before all else.",
>"During the war with the Abyss, Mavuika had an argument with The Captain.",
>"Plus, if it was really so easy, Mavuika and The Captain would have had a way easier time during the war.",

If you have any other words you want me to search reply to this post.

>>527600756
Kino....

Happy birthday to the rootest roots

>>527600791
We know, Skirk

I am the new voice actor for Keqing.
Say something nice about me

straightshit impact

>>527600753
>>527600791
HE'S 14 YOU SICK FUCKS

>>527600647
I cleared it with more than a minute spare on each chamber, but I had to reset once because I was lazy and careless and allowed a party member to die because I couldn't be bothered to move out of the enemy AoE.

I'm thinking the nuggetposters don't like Skirk.

>>527600796
Rhinedottir

What keeps you playing this awful game? You should give up now and find a better life.

>>527600796
Did you do Thrain?
If you have then try doing the Team Thrain was from in Khaenriah, forgot the name though

>>527600704
>>527600703
Weekly boss tier.

>>527600435
as i said, no one nation is stronger, if the foul showed up virtually no one would survive, which only begs the question of what the hell are the sinners even doing?, teyvat is probably abandoned and they're looking to do something else

Lyney and Lynette should have looked like this.

>>527600796
columbina and sandrone please

>>527600730
That's so fucking cute jc

>>527600894
already quit
waiting till bina
will absolutely reinstall it
and then delete it again right after

Thoughts on Genshin's dead?

>>527600835
Can't wait for bri'ish keqing

You still pulling Skirk out of the abyssal water despite the 4 star character lineup,

>>527600932
Is that why Celestia/HP has done nothing despite us clearly violating a lot of there laws. No one from there saying a thing despite Fontaine's fate getting overturned was weird.

C&C soon

>>527600796
Mavuika

>>527600881
I have two leveled up and one unleveled Xiphos. I'll hopefully get a bunch more when going for Skirk's weapon. How many of them should I keep before I start refining my existing ones?

>>527600770
>There's a reason why players avoid the first run of a new 5 star character.
Nobody does this. You build some pity ahead of time and then take what you get.

>>527600839
Normally, that would stop most people...

>>527600770
I'll do one 10-roll and if I don't get dahlia then so be it
Would've rolled a lot more if they put in freminet too

>>527600753
>>527600791
Childe predators

>>527600890
Nothing. Will check for the others.

>>527600902
You mean Black Serpent? I don't think it was confirmed he was one of them but here you go:
>"Master tells me he first trained in the traditional Black Serpent Bladework of Khaenri'ah, but by the time he took me on, his style incorporated many techniques from other sources. That is what it means to be a true martial artist: constantly learning and adapting, always testing and overcoming your limits. Otherwise, you will stagnate.",
>"Had you been so generous during your time at the Knight Academy as my instructor in Black Serpent Bladework, I might not have come to loathe you so much.",

Quick! Somebody download ALL of Keqing's old voice lines before it's too late!

>surtalogi can literally destroy planets and is one of the strongest beings in the universe
yeah genshin's powerscaling just went to shit, what the fuck is an archon or jobpitano compared to a guy ruining entire star systems?

we're 100% getting the honkai crossover soon

>>527601043
Pretty lame excuse for not having your characters talk about anything important.

>>527600703
>>527600704
Pretty sure that not him but its the npc in her quest.

>>527600932
If the Foul showed up, Alice would intervene. But for normal things, the nations can deal with them by themselves.
And the nations are stronger. Fontaine, for example, is far stronger now than it has ever been.

i left the exploration quest for the last day yet again and now i'm reaping the consequences

>>527601017
It's over
Cartethyia completely exposed Skirk's inorganic hype

>>527600949
Wake up! You are meant to be in Nod Krai by now.

>>527601043
gaaaay

>>527600730
Aether is so lucky.

>>527601189
It's not so bad with the treasure compass. I knocked out my missing 20% in a few hours and overshot by 10%.

>>527600703
To be fair, the leaks for Skirk's SQ say that (you) fight against another one of his disciples who is so obsessed with surpassing him that he's started imitating him right down to his appearance, so it's likely just a copy of him in the whale.

>>527600598
cock?

Are they even trying?

Surtalogi (excluding Skirk's profile):
>"But, that means I must defeat him. Because my master, Surtalogi, is, at the core, a defier of all rules and order.",
>"Surtalogi's disciple... That's a lot to live up to. It can't have been an easy experience.",
>"Who dares call him \"foul\"? Surtalogi...",
>"(Now, I see why Skirk chose to distance herself from humanity. Surtalogi told her to put down roots here, while at the same time threatening to destroy whatever life she managed to create.)",
>"My master, Surtalogi, is a true expert in that area. After all, he was one of the group of five that infamously stole the all-encompassing power of the Abyss, an act for which the people of Khaenri'ah gave them the epithet \"The Five Sinners.\"",
>"(I used to think Surtalogi and Skirk were just master and disciple, like Skirk and Childe.)",
>"Which leaves one possibility — you know my master, \"The Foul\" Surtalogi.",
>"(So, Surtalogi saved Skirk from a disaster when she was a child and never even tried to hide his ulterior motive.)",
>"That is what Skirk's master, \"The Foul\" Surtalogi, looked like at one point in time.",
>"I'll let you in on a little secret — the real Surtalogi is terrifying.",
>"We've made it quite a ways already! This is Skirk when she first began training under Surtalogi.",
>"(Surtalogi's final words to Skirk were cold and cruel. But, Skirk's reaction made it seem like it was a truth she knew all too well. I have a feeling it all comes back to what happened back then.)",
>"If Surtalogi hadn't been there in that moment, the fire would have claimed her life too. And there she would have remained, left to rot in the scorched earth, with no answer as to why any of this was happening.",
>"I accept. And who knows? Perhaps I'll wake up in time to witness your great battle with Surtalogi.",
>"And as much as it pains me to bring up his name... Even my co-student, Surtalogi, was prosecuted for following the spirit of knighthood. He even lost limbs over it.",
continued

>>527601043
Phainon x Mydei but Genshin?

>>527600770
This is good for me thougheverbeit. I'll get refunded almost every time if it's not dahlia, a weapon or some rare off banner chars

>>527601165
We always knew the Archons were not the strongest beings in Teyvat. The very first fight we have we know the Sustainer is far stronger than the Archons.

>>527601165
I find it funny how even hoyo understand that the most important villains must be males

>>527601295
You'd like that, wouldn't you?

>>527601165
Neuvillette can beat him

>Genshin replaced the Keqing VA

Isn't hiring scabs to replace striking workers illegal?

#FightLikeSkirk

>>527601414
no cock? what's the point?

>>527601183
i was going to concede, but this >>527601165
is fucking mental, if alice can stop the foul, then we're talking about a literal cosmic horror that can bend reality, unless fat xiao is writing hyperbole, how is teyvat supposed to face it?

>>527600770
>>527600881
We just gotta wait for the eventual Skirk + Escoffier banner that will have some of the best 4 stars on it

>>527601108
If you have two that are levelled up that's probably already more than you need to be honest

>>527601165
>if it was a warrior or MAGE, he played with his food - forcing them to use every trick in their book, then cutting them down once he tired of the charade
uh, Hexenzirkel bros, we're in trouble.

>>527601434
Strike is over, and there was never a strike against Genshin anyways.

>>527601165
Anyway back to 5* filler character and her job

>>527601165
How is Dain supposed to fight against that?

>>527601434
Genshin is not a union game.
There is no contract between any union and Hoyo. The workers have individual contracts to work are striking of their own volition, and Hoyo is free to fire and replace them at their own volition

>>527601331
>"Several hundred years ago, my master, Surtalogi, opened the border between worlds and sent me here.",
>"(I see. So, it was Surtalogi who taught Skirk to replace all emotion with reason.)",
>"Now I see why Surtalogi's threat is such a terrifying prospect for her.",
>"(So, that's what she meant. But, I still don't understand why Surtalogi would do that. From what he said, I didn't pick up on a conflict between them.)",
>"Surtalogi once offered to free me from this curse. Now, I must ask that of you, Skirk. Can you release me from the pain?",
>"Waiting for me in the Primordial Sea was the All-Devouring Narwhal, already beaten into submission by Surtalogi. In its weakened state, I was able to cut off part of its flesh and sew it into my own heart.",
>"Over time, my heart hardened, and I became aimless. That was the point where I met your master, Surtalogi.",
end

Vedrfolnir
>"You know as well as I, Vedrfolnir's prophecies are never wrong.",
>"All Vedrfolnir said was that, one day, \"the stars shall bow in her honor.\"",
>"Nor I. But, Vedrfolnir said I was destined to find a disciple out there in the universe and bring her to Teyvat.",

Nothing for the others.

>>527600970
Nothing else for any of the Harbingers, sorry.

>>527601494
See the KFC wing lore #2.
The Colonel showed Alice far more respect than he showed some demon who destroyed countless star systems.
Remember she is the strongest Hexenzirkel. And that Rhinedottir is the most famous Sinner.

>>527601165
>Doomsday Beast tier
I got this big bro, literally tutorial mode

We will be getting these new skip qol for genshin in the future once starrail is done beta testing for us. What do you think of it?

>>527601165
>how to destroy your worldbuilding in one character story
Fucking christ why can this shit company never help themselves when it comes to this shit

So what the fuck was his problem?

>>527601165
Hmph. Space person talk too much.

I'll shut you up.

>>527601165
>One of the strongest beings in the universe
>can destroy planets and beat weapons that took entire star systems to make
>all without ever going all out
The most impressive feat we've seen so far is probably Mavuika using the power of a Shade, the literal second highest power of the heavens, to barely make a hole in the fake sky that's been withering away for some time now. How are Loom and Aether gonna beat this guy? I don't think Arabalika will be enough.

Surtalogi MINDBROKE you and DESTROYED your understanding of the lore

>>527601165
is it really necessary to introduce a character like this when Tabibito is still struggling against street level characters?

>>527601689
HSR has a lot of fillers so skipping is necessary
Genshin doesn't have fillers

>Surtalogi is universe busters
Uhhhh none of our playable HSR characters can do that

Keqing's JP voice is more sexy though.

>>527601689
>Slaps band aid instead of fixing the real problem
lol
lmao

>>527601791
>I don't think Arabalika will be enough
Blasphemy.

How does Fat Xiao have his job?

rate my skirk set. whats the most replaceable piece to attempt upgrading with the transmuter?

>>527601828
Isn't silver wolf a reality warper?

>>527601165
Leave him to HER

>>527601102
Mavuika (some TCF stuff mixed in)
>"\"You want to play cards? Alright, then let's begin.\"\\nHint: Mavuika's deck is built around Techniques and Nightsoul points. She also has Fighting Spirit — a unique mechanic.",
>"Mavuika believed that we should fight to protect our culture and memories, while The Captain believed the preservation of the Ley Lines should come before all else.",
>"Xilonen has received a commission letter, which she intends to return to sender on the basis that commissions require a \"face-to-face chat.\"\\nLittle does she know that Mavuika, whose commission it is, is waiting to talk to her in her workshop.",
>"How are things looking? Mavuika told us to come here.",
>"Reward for inviting Mavuika to a duel at The Cat's Tail and claiming victory in a Friendly Fracas with her",
>"\"Good, warm-up's over! Now it's time for a proper showdown!\"\
>"Mavuika? Who's Mavuika?",
>"It's Mavuika. She's already at my workshop. Waiting to discuss things with me \"face to face.\"",
>"Go to the Speaker's Chamber to look for Mavuika",
>"How about this? When the time comes, you can just write a letter to Mavuika. She'll be able to find us for sure!",
>"Our defenses are holding strong so far, so I'm gonna head to the Stadium of the Sacred Flame and see what Mavuika knows. If there is any information out there, she's the one people report to.",
>"Yep. Our army is almost ready, and we've sent a message to Mavuika to let her know the plan. We can't really launch an operation this big without the okay from the Archon...",
>"During the war with the Abyss, Mavuika had an argument with The Captain.",
>"Plus, if it was really so easy, Mavuika and The Captain would have had a way easier time during the war.",
>Mavuika: \"Humanity's Name\" Unfettered",

>>527601828
Your Firefly sister?

>>527601165
>Dainslief's goal is to get revenge on the 5 sinners
>One fused with a shade and one can destroyed
>Is set up to have Traveler fight and defeat him eventually
Seriously how the fuck can they compete?

>>527601817
>>527601791
Just serve him a good meal in liyue and he'll come around

>>527601874
On one hand it's not like they can go back and redo the entire story
On the other hand intentionally misinterpreting feedback and making all the wrong conclusions is simply how they operate

>>527601991
Surtalogi will job

>>527601165
So how strong do we think logi is? Could he push Godvillette to 50%?

>>527601639
so why are they striking in the first place

>>527601991
>*One fused with a shade and one can destroy planets

>>527601729
Skirk onahole....

>>527601165
This is just 1:1 Darth Nihilus from KotOR2
Traveler will have some asspull power to beat him.

If Herta showed up to Teyvat to capture it for study or whatever, would Alice be able to stop her?

>>527601991
lvl100 ascension traveler regains lost powers

>>527601791
>The most impressive feat we've seen so far is probably Mavuika using the power of a Shade
That 5.1 was the power of the shade?

Level 100, new passive and cons re-balance will fix Genshin

Believe in Dawei

>>527602085
This nigga jobbed to a whale... TWICE!

>>527601953
>>"Mavuika? Who's Mavuika?",
it's over

>>527601165
This is so retarded I'm gonna cry. Honkslop will be Genshin's doom

>>527601991
We will win by virtue of being the main character. They'll just chalk it up to descenders being strong even though the playable kits don't reflect this
Don't worry about power level nonsense in this game's story

>>527601689
We need a better recap summary than whatever we have now.

>>527601729
guy has a black hole for a heart

>>527602136
No idea about Honkai power levels.
Alice can deal with Surtalogi. Is Herta much stronger than Surtalogi?

>>527600525 (OP)
>>527600835
which one of you is this?

Is Surtalogi stronger than the Primordial One?

>>527602241
Kevin no diffs randomlogi

>>527601165
This dude sounds literally unbeatable by anyone in Teyvat. Let alone the rest of whatever start system they're in. I know the twins are supposed to still be "weaker" than they usually are before coming here. But this sounds absurd.

>>527601068
Inbreeding quest soon

>>527602147
Both Travelers at full power are weaker than Asmoday

>>527602171
Yes Mavuika borrowed Ronova's power. It's the whole reason why she demanded a sacrifice.

>>527601908
no reviewers in the chat?

>>527602136
Why would she stop herself

>>527601942
My wife is so fuarking strong and badass....

>>527602171
yes, she borrowed ronova's power for that

Iansan
>"Iansan arrives to make medicine for some tribespeople who have hurt themselves while training.\\nFree weights can be dangerous, so it's important to increase the load slowly.",
>"Please don't mind him, Iansan! He always talks like that, but he's a pretty nice guy deep down.",
>"Should we keep following this trail while it's hot? Or do you think we should check back in with Iansan?",
>"It's quite alright. U{RUBY#[S]Power}wezo Iansan respects those of great power. It's quite clear that he meant no offense, and I am still delighted to make his acquaintance.",
>"The Abyss Order retreated when we attacked their stronghold with Iansan and Citlali. This isn't their usual style.",
>"As Paimon expected... Nothing here, either. Let's do another lap and get back to Iansan.",
>"Very well, then I will go there alone. Thank you for the intel, Iansan.",
>"Iansan: Training Solutions",
>"Um... You don't need to sweat it, Iansan. From your description we're already pretty confident that we know this person.",
>"You caused quite a stir, you know. Um... this is a friend of ours from Natlan. Her name's Iansan. She insisted on coming here to thank you in person.",
>"#Iansan, leave {M#him}{F#her} be.",
>"It's so quiet, though... Uh-oh, what if Iansan was right? Maybe she never intended to stay here at all...",
>"What are you making, Iansan?",
>"Is that... Dain and Iansan discussing strategy together? Huh, looks like they're getting along just fine.",
>"#Oh? Great timing, Iansan. I was just about to send someone for you. All the better that {NICKNAME}'s with you.",
>"Paimon's getting a little worried about Iansan and the others... Let's head back to the Masters of the Night-Wind right away!",
>"Oh, hey, Iansan! What's up? Didn't think we'd see you again till we headed back to the settlement...",
>"Iansan, yes? I will remember the name. But I will not invest more emotion than is necessary when dealing with the citizens of The Seven. It is a matter of principle for me.",
continued

Alice save us

>>527602085
Neuvillette loses against Mavuika and Raiden

childe x lumine sis been really quiet since skirk cuck posting started.

*unbricks your mc*

>>527601165
Doesn't this like, completely ruin the story? If the sinners are this powerful how in the fuck is someone like Dain ever supposed to actually take revenge on them? Why would they introduce someone this powerful while Jobibito is still struggling with random goons?
I'm sure 3/4 of this will be retconned by the time we actually meet him just like they did for Arle but still.

>>527602241
why do you think that sinners got away with everything that they did? celestia couldnt do shit and punished innocent people in seething rage.

>>527602171
She needed the power of death to kill the unkillable

>>527601165
>>527602241
>>527602212
>black hole
Acheron's victim

Lol archons and harbingers are literal npcs at this point. Its going to be abyss twin vs five sinners.

>>527602330
>"Iansan, I think we should go talk to the Chiefs. There's no point dragging this out. We need to take the initiative and drive the Abyss Order out of Natlan for good.",
>"This battle's different from the one we fought with Iansan. No one's backing down. Instead, they're giving it their all...",
>"Oh, hey! Coach Iansan! What are you doing here all by yourself?",
>"It's been so long since we fought with Dain side-by-side. Paimon's confident we can clear this place out long before Iansan arrives!",
>"Head to the Masters of the Night-Wind and talk to Iansan",
>"Fine... Since Iansan wasn't offended, we'll let you off the hook.",
>"Let's look around for clues. There's no time to waste — Iansan and Citlali are waiting for us!",
>"Sure thing. You probably have plenty of other stuff to do anyway, right? Since this war isn't exactly over. See ya later, Iansan!",
>"Near the Collective of Plenty, you agree to help Iansan conduct a patrol. However, you stumble upon something completely unexpected...",
>"Aw, but you're a great hero too, Iansan!",
>"#Yep! Who knew that helping Iansan patrol on a whim would take us to such an important discovery, and even a lead on your {M#sister}{F#brother}...",
>"Hey, Iansan, we're back!",

>>527600525 (OP)
Roll for who you like.

>>527602351
...in bizarro world

Firefly would instakill Surtalogi

>>527601908
Sands obviously

>>527602426
HOLY KINO

>>527602429
>archons relegated to who-gives-a-fuck status just in time for the Tsaritsa
Bravo, bravo.

>>527602429
>abyss twin vs five sinners
What's she supposed to do?

>>527602394
Dain will probably get Abyss powers in rage. And Tabibito will probably get an upgrade. Chances are, Tsaritsa will buff Tabibito with the 7 visions.

>>527602153
Aether is so lucky...

>>527601434
any other replacements?

>>527600770
>Each 10 pull instead costs me 8-9
Skirk is not even a newbie friendly character, and oldfags already have all the good characters C10.

>>527602429
>Lol archons and harbingers are literal npcs at this point
I regret collecting all of them. I should've saved for Hexenzirkel and Sinners

>>527601165
I miss when zhongli was relevant. Christ.

What's the gimmick for the murder turtle on 11-3?

>>527601828
anon, base Dan Heng is said to be able to do this
>She remembers how the taciturn Dan Heng defeated the monsters that can swallow stars with just one strike of his lance

he would probably no diff surtalogi on his IL form

How can these jobbers compete?

We have to kill Da Wei and bring that Genshin CEO back

>>527602429
Rhinedottir is a good girl.

go ahead, tell me natlan doesn't have soul

>>527600770
Only newfags who would call this bad

I'm saving Aether.

>>527602429
Pretty much. But hasn't HP also always been ridiculously op? Rewriting natural laws and completely strong arming the whole planet?

Citlali (with TCG)
>"\"S—Since you put it that way... fine, Granny will humor you with a game.\"\\nHint: Citlali's deck is built around the Select mechanic and Nightsoul points. She excels at performing a large number of Coordinated Attacks.",
>"Go ahead, you two. Citlali and I will take care of things here.",
>"Actually, since you're here, Citlali...",
>"You didn't have to say that last part out loud, Citlali... Anyway, let's get 'em!",
>"The Abyss Order retreated when we attacked their stronghold with Iansan and Citlali. This isn't their usual style.",
>"\"Ahem, I—I was going easy on you. Again!\"\\nSpecial Rule: \"Citlali\" starts with the Talent Card \"Mamaloaco's Frigid Rain\" equipped.",
>"Let's look around for clues. There's no time to waste — Iansan and Citlali are waiting for us!",
>"Eh? Wait a sec, if Paimon's memory isn't failing her, didn't Citlali tell us that the Mare Jivari was created by Sanhaj's battle with the Abyss... five hundred years ago?",
>"Yeah, that's right! Does that mean anything to you, Citlali?",
>"Look, it's Citlali!",
>"Huh... The situation must be pretty dire if it's managed to get Citlali out of the house...",

>>527602628
Cheld is literally a descender tho

They've heard people complaining about "lol Genshin is just a speck of dust in the Honkai universe" and now they're ramping up the powerscaling to please those people

>>527602404
faggots

>>527602628
>>527602683
they screwed up, skirk should have appeared at the end of 6.0, it's all going to be child's play anyway until 7.x

>>527600770
When is Shenhe's next banner?

>>527602507
ok lets do this

>>527602683
NTA but it genuinely seems like Surtalogi's at least as strong as the Primordial One at this point

>>527602690
Except they're not.
Nod Krai is probably still going to be filled with chef-tier characters while the plot revolves around Sinner-tier bullshit.

>>527602641
cute

>>527601165
>surtalogi goes around destroying civilizations
Probably the most powerful character in the lore right now, primordial one and Nibelung are second and third place now lol

>>527602764
Good luck!

The strongest lore character is a man, heh

>>527602743
is this canon?

Will they ever add a skip button to genshin? I mean I know we all shitpost the story, but deep down we all know that majority of the playerbase plays Genshin for it, is it needed? our quest aren't even that long, like 2 hours per act

>>527601165
Yup, they're gonna torpedo the story with obscene powerscaling horseshit just like they did for Honkek. Should've seen this coming.
Begging for a skip button now.

>>527600881
Holy shit fuck yeah best set (after favonius) in a weapon banner I'm actually wishing.

>>527602842
Yes

>>527600525 (OP)
Lyneylove
Also it's my birthday bwos

I refuse to believe people let in-universe power levels be the deciding factor when it comes to whether or not they pull for those characters

uh oh

>People are surprised about Surtalogi

There is something scarier than Surtalogi out there. Alice can fight Surtalogi, but there is something else that she can't deal with.

The universe is about to face some kind of heat death and apparently Tabibito can somehow be the key to stop it

Is Surtalogi stronger than Phainon (forma Kevin Khaslana)?

>>527602482
This image is unironic nightmare fuel can you stop posting it

>>527602932
what?

>>527600894
Pure sunken cost but even that has already crumbled.
I used to only log in for abyss and IT but the latter is the most boring shit imaginable and I'm starting to question why I'm even doing it to begin with.
The primos from only doing those aren't nearly as much as I assumed and wtf am I even going to roll for if I do not enjoy playing this game anymore.

Waiting an entire month just for some crumbs of abyss gameplay just doesn't feel worth it anymore.

>>527601108
Keep two and max their refinement. Not many characters would use it anyway. I have 3 copies and only Kazuha and Kuki use them.

It brings me great pleasure to know you suffer because what you believe to have been your game was stolen from you by incel gooners.

>>527602927
I would roll for not mordekaiser.

>>527602927
we know from the story leaks that that one is not Surtalogi but a simply soldier from his army

>Genshin is reaching the end game
>After 5 years we start to get big reveals on who controls Teyvat
>"Nooooo they ruined the story!!!!1"
Weren't you faggots tired of the main the story not advancing? Which one is it fags?

>>527602891
What's the true nature?

place your bets if its going to be an upgrade or if transmuter is still a scam

It really do be like that sometimes

>>527601908
That's already an insane set to begin with

>>527602918
It's not about power levels, but plot relevance.
Few people want to roll for what's effectively a background NPC.

what the hell are the lines of escoffier's chest anyway

>>527603004
It is in the Little Witch series of books. If you read between the lines, Alice's real purpose is finding some kind of eternal flame because some kind of heat death is expected. It is implied in some other material that Tabibito might be the core that will stop this

Surtalogi MOGS your favorite genshin btw

>>527602960
no since lord ravagers supposedly are even stronger than that, and kebin is a specially strong one since he spent 30 million cycles cultivating

>>527603090
>2.7
>5.4
lole. the transmuter is a scam

>>527603052
You said this about capitano. Hoyoverse does not care.

>>527603116
Then why are people in here whining about the relevant characters being perceived as weak solely because there's a bigger fish out there

>>527603125
the landing strip for my semen

>HSR gets skip button, summary, AND story recap
Why can't we have this in Genshin???

>>527603072
Did they have to make all the current relevant characters fodder in order to achieve that though?
Why even bother hyping the Tsaritsa at this point if we know she may as well be an NPC in the grand scheme of things?

>>527603125
my old cum stain

>>527602783
I'm not going to be able to stomach Traveler going up against these behemoths with his basic 3 star animations. It's legitimately pathetic at this point. Even his Pyro animations consists of just placing his palm on the ground. Even Gorou puts more oophm in when he does it.

>>527603226
Tsaritsa's gnosis plan might inadvertently save the Genshin universe.
And remember that there are 5 Sinners, a few Shades and 4 Witches.

>>527603213
>>527603234
Futarina...

They really destroyed all the Tsaritsa hype huh

>>527603189
I wish we could get cool looking men. But these chinks keep shoving fuck boys and drag queens down our throats. Feels bad man.

>/gig/ went from, sinners are jobbers, to, noooo they are too powerful, in one patch
amazing

>>527603090
>>527603172
what is this dogshit

>>527603224
More players would have to quit first

>>527602904
Based femanon.

>>527602429
>abyss twin vs five sinners.
Dont think Aether is winning vs five sinners.

>>527603090
Getting three liners with dead stats as the 3rd and 4th line is the reason I can't take the transmuter seriously, even with the 'buff' it's still too weak of a band-aid
Ironically using it for its actual intended purpose (getting a 4th set piece instead of fishing for upgrades over existing pieces) just feels like a waste of elixirs because of how rare they are
What a shitty system

Me with anonny

CHADther will simply add the sinners to his harem.
No one can resist his bussy.

>>527603337
I feel you. It sucks but I'm a realist.

GODtalogi VAPORIZED you

>>527603270
They're gonna have to make the Sinners job HARD in order for the boss fights to make any sense, because as the Sinners are now it genuinely seems like they're at least on the level of Phanes, if not higher

>>527603226
We've known for a long long time ( if not the beginning) that the Archons were fodder compared to Celestia and Khaenri'ah.

>>527601068
The Coffin of Aethy and Lumey
>>527600796
lol Crapitano continues to sit in the cuck chair while all this shit goes down literally under his nose in Ochkanatlan
>>527600835
the fallout from this is going to be hilarious

>>527602760
She's with Skirk banner.

>>527602904
Happy birthday Lyneylove anon

>>527602984
Thanks bwo

>>527603348
probably my last try before skirk comes out, /gig/ LEND ME YOUR POWER

>reinstalled Genshin, HSR, ZZZ, and WuWa
>roll
>realized why I quit
>uninstall

Feels good to like a character for their look and personality and not because of meta or canon power level

My Wifefly would kill Surtalogi without breaking a sweat.

>best character in the entire 4.7 first half is diona
kneel

I am married with Fischl...

Abyss updated surprisingly quick this morning.

So how come traveler got cucked out of his descender buffs? Did HP nerf him in the patch notes?

>>527603508
Based femanon.

I regret rolling for every single character in Genshin Impact now that we know how weak and utterly irrelevant they are.

>>527603572
Chiori canonically would overpower me

>>527603270
I don't know how Traveler can even get on their level. Even in their full power they couldn't touch the Sustainer. I can only imagine they get a hold of all seven gnosis by the end of Snezhnaya or utilized all the abyssal energy they aborbed

Sinners will job to this lol

>>527603226
You actually didn't read any lore did you...

>>527601165
The worst we've had to face are harbingers, a gnosis powered mech, and some space whale.
The traveler hasn't faced anything like this. At best the archons are continent level threats but they are all friendly.

I can cut slack for suddenly making the Soverigns and Shades relevant over the last 2 years, but if they are serious about transitioning to 3rd impact/star rail level scalings they really need to separate the story into Genshin Part 1 and Genshin Part 2 because they've wasted 5 years on truly irrelevant characters.
And I don't want to win with the power of friendship over our journey bullshit they've no doubt been building to.

>>527603494
No, I mean next one after this

>>527603754
gosoythoth easily mogs everything that we have faced thus far combined

ok but can shartologi conquer Afghanistan though? british empire failed, soviet failed, mutts & their allies failed
let's see if his dumbass can conquer them mountain people

>>527603585
based femanon

>>527603746
She was tired that day. Also dont post her fight against Raiden.

>>527603551
Flat DEF and flat HP into reroller 1:1:1:1 reroller

>>527601165
All that to job to a twink in a crop top with a dull blade lol

>>527603508
Thank you too bwo.

>>527603828
Alexander the Great conquered Afghanistan.

>>527603828
Easy. He's got a whale and water. They've never seen anything like that before.

It's okay guys, Alice can just snap her fingers and give Traveler enough power to fight Surtagoli.

>>527603842
Anon, firewife is for Caelus..

>>527603798
Traveler was mostly just a cheerleader in that fight. Mavuika did 90% of the job

>>527602904
happy birthday

This is the face of someone who could kill PO/Surtalogi with zero effort

>>527603585
ngl, i love woman with glasses, especially when her hair cut short.
it probably just my fetish.

manvuika can easily one-tap wormtologi though

>>527603935
Who is caelus? Firefly is for me.

>clear the Abyss crap away
>the infinite phlogiston goes away
wtf I liked the endless running...

>>527603746
Osial power ranking?

>>527602904
happy birthday lyneybro

>>527603961
Firefly is strong. But I really don't understand people mistaking her own power when it was a bomb that wiped out all of those insects.

Nii-chan...

>people itt think tabibito will fight the Sinners even though they literally do not care about Teyvat
?

>>527603551
>>527603858
bleh, maybe after the patch transmuter will give me something better.

>building pity
>spooked in 20 by yumemiflopki miflopki
fuck my chud life

what a dumb set for this to happen on

Wanmin Restaurant will reduce Surtalogi to tears.
He will WEEP for seconds.

>>527603961
Firefly would lose against Alice

>>527604042
that's Osial's wife

>>527604015
>Who is caelus?
literally me

>Offscreen WHOtalogi
Nothing personnel

>>527604105
Funny enough is that the sibling cares a lot about Khanriah

Dahlia is so fucking sexy... I'm straight btw

Surtalogi BROKE you

>>527604105
Yeah.
If anything, they will be Genshin 2 characters.
Surtalogi's involvement with Teyvat is mostly sending Skirk to train there.
Rhinedottir is not interested in attacking Teyvat either.

>>527602628
they're irrelevant now besides whatever lore bombs dottore and columbina drop. tsaritsa's ultimate goal will mostly fail but will force other more powerful forces into motion.
absolutely wasted because they felt the need to do only 3 AQ Acts per region and not use them in main events like they did in 1.1

>nicole became a human because her former species went extinct
>that species might mean angels
>there have been theories that nicole is connected to diluc because teacup, and because we know nothing of his mom
>he owns a bar called angel's share
sisters?

>>527603913
Like that's ever going to happe-

>>527604218
dahlia is a feminine name

>>527603961
Firefly is helpless with her SAM mech though.

genshit? could never

>>527604112
It's a pretty great off-piece, at least.

>>527604110
enjoy your 3 blue fates

>>527604237
He actually did.
I genuinely do not care about this game anymore.

>>527604286
I used to think you people overrated the Harbingers, but now I will say you are underrating them.

The Tsaritsa plan will lead to Tabibito getting a huge powerup. It is not irrelevant at all.

>>527604330
Oh
RIP Surtalogi we never knew you

>>527603961
Firefly is strong but it was never explained why plants sprouted out of nowhere and gave her second wind, how she regenerated, and then suddenly she had the strength to destroy a planet infested with bugs. Maybe the Aeon of Abundance gazed at her.
Genshin Impact

>>527604403
...in a cutscene, then it's back to the 7-element shitter we got

>>527603728
bro just ask the genius Xilonen to reverse engineer the universe reset giga nuke and make weapons based on it. Problem solved forever.

>>527604330
Catalyst for getting OUR powers back maybe?

>>527604123
So the reason he hasn't destroyed Teyvat yet is because he doesn't want to lose that delicious Wanmin menu...

>>527603961
Surtolalogi story states that he absorve the power source of any machine he fight

>>527604424
I miss Choccy...

>tabibito in some WQs, SQs can't even catch up with a fucking NPC in speed, or is "held back" by mobs and let them get away to progress the story
>suddenly a fucking multiversal character joins the fray
Slurpers will defend this writing somehow

>>527604110
>Building pity
That early gold could have been a Skirk (or whoever you're planning to get)

>>527601165
So who the fuck should I roll now after knowing every of these teyvat shitters are just mere grain of sand in the desert compared CHADlogi?

SurtCHAD won.

>hsrpeeps brag about amphoreus being the best story in all of mihoyo ever
>hsrpeeps also brag about a button to skip the story
i'm getting contradictory feelings

>>527604424
holy cute

cryo meta soon

Surtalogi solos the archons
Surtalogi solos the sovereigns
Surtalogi solos the primodial one
Surtalogi solos the hexencircle
Kneel.

You now remember that fake leak that had this gem
>[Capitano] fought Surtalogi for 7 days straight with no outcome, permanently changing the local geography and climate
It just keeps getting funnier

>>527603948
>>527604054
Thank you two

Only pic I had of my boy with the birthday boy

>>527604606
i think you're confusing hsrpeeps and waifu collecting trans people

>>527603758
Mavuika and Emilie.

Surtalogi? That's just old Childe

>>527604585
If all you care about is lore power, Klee and Albedo, I guess. They are far from being as strong as they can be, but Albedo has Sinner potential and Klee has Alice reality shaping potential.
There is also Mona.

>>527604628
My hero could totally do that, he was just holding back.

>>527604403
>The plan was to use all the gnoses to boost up the ultimate warrior
>Fight the #1 Harbringer for the privilege
>Traveler becomes Sun Wukong (lite) to take on the Heavenly Principles

>>527604606
>hsrpeeps brag about amphoreus being the best story in all of mihoyo ever
Nobody said this. The reason they're getting skip in the first place is thanks to dogshit story and presentation. Even the dev acknowledged the excessive amount of Black screen + white text in one of their dev talks.

>>527604490
Both twins at full power can't even scratch Asmoday

>Description of the personalized card of KFC collab
>With a measured countdown of time, the reception begins exactly on time.
>Having danced a waltz in masks, each of the pair begins to fulfill their own plans...
>It is this silent mutual understanding that is the real treasure.

>>527604741
Yeah. It will be 7 Gnosis + recovering original power

you guys aren't actually butthurt about there being some strong as fuck character out in space right

>>527604776
GAAAAAAAY

>>527604628
isn't that just something from one piece

Neuvbros...how are we feeling now that we're no longer T0 in the lore power rankings...

>>527604776
God I fucking wished Kaveh was a girl fr

>>527601165
I really don’t get how Surtalogi is this strong, especially if the Abyss is apparently so common in the universe that other civilisations are nuking each other over it.
Also Primordial One acting like a bitch hiding from the entire universe and going schizo mode whenever someone on Teyvat mentions the Abyss meanwhile Surtalogi is out here conquering the entire fucking universe apparently.

BRING ME AIDSlogy!

PowerscalingGODS, this is our game now. And you have HIM to thank for starting it all.

>>527604761
To be fair; she trapped one and did some magic babble on the other. She didn't really beat them down.

>>527604856
Yep, irminsul is definitely burning and Dottore is who she's talking to here.

>>527604839
I feel emasculated because my self-insert won't be able to beat it

>>527604625
>hilichurl throws a piece of a celestial nail at him
>body literally explodes

>>527604839
Not as butthurt as Gold jacking one of the Shades of the Primordial One

>>527604905
She toys with them the whole cutscene before that

>>527604857
you never were

>>527600770
If you guys could choose which four stars a banner would have, which ones would you choose? I'd like to finish up Shinobu, Ororon, and Mika constellations. Or alternatively, Amber, Kaeya, and Lisa, as I never could get myself to buy their constellations from the Paimon shop.

KINGEMPERORLORDGOATtalogi SHATTERED your reality.

Imagine the archons' face when they have to face Surtalogi, now their pretentious appearance and quotes seem fucking comical lmao. 5 years of story on irrelevant literal whos, just add a fucking skip button already.

The people who said that Genshin's story started around the Swarm Disaster in HSR are becoming more credible by the day.

This is starting to smell like honkai impact 3rd part 2 levels of shit
>retards even suggesting part 1 and 2 division for genshin this early
lmao, fat xiao is incapable of pulling anything off, he'll just make your setting shit and forget about it after ruining it, nice worldbuilding

is Shenhe's spear good?
who else wants a fuck ton of atk?

>>527604857
He never was, it was a meme pushed by people mas that Raiden was the strongest. People can't cope with a woman at the top of the food chain.

Surtalogi is just a liar he might be stronger than Skirk but that's it everything else he just made it up

>>527604864
just tell him to be careful with the balls, bro

>>527604857
Abysswank cringe

>>527604870
HI3 had a character that just chilled in space for millions of years and absorbed outside energy during that time. Surtalogi probably did the same, but somehow much quicker

>>527604870
primordial one is a seething faggot and surtalogi is native teyvatan btw

>>527604965
I can't really agree with calling a bit of struggling being "toyed with." They also got jumped.

So...

What's Genshin's excuse for not having this now?

>>527605065
Isn't it Iansan's BiS?

>>527604983
Any 4* that I have their cons maxed already. I'd rather to get one pull refund than filling up some useless 4* cons that I will probably not gonna use.

>>527605065
Outside of Shenhe (of course) and Emilie it's not particularly good, partially because polearms just are very saturated with many good options or the characters themselves have no use for the offensive stats

>>527605078
That's was Skirk telling was she saw him doing

>>527605137
People actually like the story in Genshin.

>dragon ball goes from superhuman -> destroying cities -> destroying the moon -> destroying the planet -> destroying the universe -> destroying the multi verse
>still universally praised
why cant genshin do the same

>>527605003
This was the real reason why the Archon War plot point was removed from Genshin after Fontaine.
They realized it was just a spectacle where the true powerhouses sat back and watched a bunch of T5 gods battle it out.

>>527604857
He never was. People knew about the Shades, the Sinners and the Witches for a long time.
One of the Witches was referred to as near omnipotent in 1.6

FACT: Raiden could beat Surtalogi.

Surtalogi will become Giygas after he merges with the hon- I mean abyss

>>527605012
whats a swarm disaster? i didnt play honkai and probably never will

>>527605065
Escoffier and she can use ER sand

>>527605065
Escoffier, her healing isn't super great without a shitload of ATK

>>527605181
progression, they didn't tease or jump to beerus after defeating raditz

>>527605137
>we've actually spent dev money and effort into allowing our players to skip our story because it's that dogshit
>What's that? Everyone is skipping our stories? Fuck, guess we won't need to put any actual effort into them. Fuck it, lets just glue the currently featured 5* to any random fan favorite character and call it a day.

>>527605057
Shaoji completely spoiled the entire Teyvat story in Amphoreus. Whatever Fatxiao had left to create is now nonexistent.

Jobtalogi will job btw

>>527605181
>>still universally praised
by spics? dragon ball ended with the original series.

GODerer can easily one-tap homology btw

>>527605181
This escalation is like if they went from Piccolo to Beerus with absolutely zero in between

>>527605181
Genshin is as if they had chapters of Freeza destroying planets while Goku was still fighting normal humans.
It's dumb.

>>527605137
I don't read HSR story but just skip until my hand hurts. It's written in a way that's awful to try to make sense of.
I read all of Genshin's story except those mini quest introductions before a battle event etc. Apart from some confusing local terms it's pretty easy to read.

>>527605181
Genshin doing it is fine. It's just that so much of it is in lore/books. Meanwhile our MC who's supposed to eventually deal with this lets treasure hoarders get away in scooby doo like fashion.

>having a melty over DESTROYEROFCIVILIZATIONStalogi already
You are CONSUMED.

Skirk cunny uoooh ToT ToT ToT

>>527605137
not much, but in HSR their new quests are 8 hrs long, so it’s definitely needed more there

>>527605284
>Fuck, guess we won't need to put any actual effort into them
Are you saying they currently do?

>>527605390
surtalogi said this

This is the face of someone that can easily defeat Surtalogi

>>527605195
> be Tayzzyronth
> just a lonely bug, full of hatred
> ascends to Aeonhood, becomes the god of Propagation
> suddenly, massive Swarm spreads across the universe
> entire civilizations get consumed, no escape
> prayers, struggle, desperation—nothing works
> Swarm Disaster reaches its peak, everything is chaos
> Aeons finally step in, take down Tayzzyronth
> Swarm era ends, but the scars remain
> life goes on, but the nightmare lingers

>Surtalogi
Don't worry, Emilie will handle it.

who is stronger surtalogi or goku

>>527604760
that's not even the problem for me, my problem is that each patch is 8 hours long of Main Quest

>>527605271
>>527605343
It did go from beating Piccolo to facing Vegeta who could destroy multiple worlds pretty fast. And then to facing Freeza who could destroy multiple world without a problemm

>>527604069
It's not what it looks like Lumine. Onii-chan is only helping to escort her back home

>>527605284
WuWa has had a skip button for every single piece of dialogue since Day 1 and nobody uses it because the story and production values are so good.

Meanwhile everyone wants to skip Genshin's dialogue because it is incredibly boring and poorly presented.

Know the difference.

>>527605181
The MC of the game is still struggling with the 11th seat (Childe outscaled him) who is like a billion tiers below the top dog in the verse, and we are 5 years in the game + last nation already.

Will the story ever end? Or will the traveler keep looking for their brother/sister forever?

>>527605137
Why are (you) skipping something that (you) could only experience once per account?

>>527605307
I'm still mad we didn't actually get to fight Scara. We missed out on both normal Scara and Scara (Gnosis Buffed).

>>527604424
I miss the little retard

>>527605137
because their patches are like 8 hours and even their devs admitted they fucked up

>>527605405
We are getting 8 hours quests in Nod-Krai, devs said that hangouts and SQ will be merged in the main story

I guess it’s a good thing Sustainer stopped us from leaving then, because Surtalogi was likely going to jump us as soon as we left.

We need a new one

you fucks keep acting like Surtalogi will have an actual relevant presence and won't just be a name only character with zero onscreen relevance

A fucking ONE star dish

>>527605442
cute

Do people still take the Archons seriously after Fontaine?

>halfway through 2025
>lorelets still yapping about muh archons ever being relevant

>>527605526
Kek, this is SOVL

>>527605463
This.

>>527604650
>>527605207
When is Lyney getting another rerun?

>Honkaichads get skipbuttonkino, storyrecapkino and storysummarykino
>Genshintards having a melty because of a ridiculous op character just made their entire story pointless
>ZZZ already forgotten
We won

>>527605271
>he thinks we will face sinners in the game
maybe in the chaper 3 in like 15 years

>>527605526
still better than raiden

It's been out for an hour...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKAZiyeTUQQ

>>527603879
>>527603948
>>527604650
>>527605207
based femanons.

>>527605561
Venti is stronger than you think, retard

>>527605463
>and production values are so good.

>>527605526
That's pretty good.

>>527605471
It will end when the game shuts down.

I just remembered the last Neuv/Wrio event where the travelers, with the help of 4 other featured characters, couldn't even catch up with the guy smuggling the gun or something kek

>>527605471
when detective conan ends lmao

>>527600525 (OP)
So was this one of teyvat's moons or Skirk's home planet? or both?

>>527605526
Finally, all those thousands of mints are useful for something.

>>527605242
>>527605252
makes sense
thanks frens

I get that the Sinners don't care about Teyvat, but if someone like Surtalogi is just going around killing/destroying everything in his path, then why didn't they start with Teyvat/Asmodey?

>>527605526
>mintpicker specialty
based as fuck

>>527605526
>woman can't cook lmao

Why is this such an overly done trope?

What did they mean by this?

>>527605307
Lmao that's Godttore's robot, now he can't even beat kaveh

>>527605581
>Honkaichads get skipbuttonkino, storyrecapkino and storysummarykino
ZZZ already have those

>>527605618
ugly

>>527605661
do you go out of your way to squish every ant in the world frogbwo

>>527605526
Skirk is an emotionally repressed battletard nugget who eats bugs. You aren't seriously expecting quality cooking from someone like her, are you?

This guy was born on the same soil as Surtalogi btw

>>527605621
his cock and balls got tortured by the fair lady

>>527605503
didnt siblings arrive on teyvat right before sinners fucked up the world? they were probably weaker than us at that point in time

>>527605471
Don't worry. You will get Genshin Part 2 in 2028 and you will rike it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tGgYUCeU4.

>>527605712
Not his fault he missed patch day.

>>527605703
I mean, it states that Surtalogi absorbs power and becomes progressively stronger. He wasn't a universe buster when he left Teyvat

>surtalogi can turn around and come back at any moment and solo all of tevyat
kekypow

>>527605661
Vedrfolnir was in Teyvat 500 years ago as that talking stone that Clothar worshipped
Maybe Teyvat is like a gas station for them where they stop to chill occasionally. No point in wrecking it.

>>527601746
based

>>527605580
>3 reruns
It's over, Chronicled next.

ENTER: SURTALOGI.

BRING ME TEYVAT

>>527605620
cringe

>>527605726
>his cock and balls got tortured
>means he can't use his cock ever again
>will always be an useless meat
awesome, i can breed him without worrying of being gay!

>>527600525 (OP)
Happy Birthday, tone deaf bard
https://suno.com/s/Yuel61dTpVwqlwFv

>>527605661
Because Teyvat has Alice.

>>527605712
based, it means manvuika can easily solo shartologi

so how are you feeling about the new lore, anon?

>>527605526
Wait, that's actually pretty good and cheap to make.

>>527605680
holy

So you are telling me Skirk who trained with the literal strongest person in the universe can't do anything unless a non combatant chef from fontaine helps her out all the time?

>>527605712
How will this affect mavuika's legacy, who only managed to 50/50 with a past-primed. corpsed, honored, 'save me Ifa', strongest human btw, capfleetano?

eating burnt cheese 4 hours before work is a good idea?

>>527605661
teyvat is their homeworld, why would you shit up your own house?

>>527605680
"treasure" means buttsex

>>527605463
TRVKE
>>527605581
PAGKLE RAPE

https://files.catbox.moe/007fi7.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/5q3r5z.webm

>>527605854
Same reason those with /gig/ as their home general shit up their own thread

>>527605842
you can't expect someone to fight on an empty stomach anon

>>527605618
pretty

>>527605712
He didn't fall in the Abyss power trap
Everyone is flailing over Surtalogi being planet buster level when its all Abyssmaxxing and the Traveler would just go
>SLOOORP
And poof goes Surtalogi

>>527605846
Is burnt cheese good? How do you make it? Or...how do you burn it?

Shartalogi lost to THIS

>>527605845
Nigga you mean Ororon?

literally Surtalogi

>>527605896
It's true. That's why Raiden performs best with fresh snacks from Chevreuse.

>>527605842
>Cheld needs Xiangling
>Skirk needs Escoffier
So what kind of chef will Surtalogi need?

>>527605846
How do you burn cheese wouldn’t it just melt?

>>527602119
kek true
>Skirk is Visas
>Traveler is the Exile

>>527605137
I do not want them to add this.
That's why.

>>527605669
>Xiangling, Escoffier
>women are the best cooks lmao
Why is this such an overly done trope?

>>527605925
HOLY SEXO

>>527605842
battletards need food. were you born yesterday?

Remember that there are 5 Sinners. Surtalogi is not the only one. Also remember that Rhinedottir is a Sinner and she is not the strongest Witch.

And there is Dains who will likely have a power buff later

>>527601165
>people losing their shit over this
Did you retards not realize that Teyvat is a world in a bottle and outside it is the usual Honkai multiverse with all it's retard-level power scaling?

>>527605846
>>527605916
Sorry I misposted. I meant to say "is eating burnt cheese on boiled eggs 4 hours before work is a good idea?"

It's pretty delicious. I just burn Mozzarella cheese on boiled eggs and eat it.

>>527605840
kys

sinners used to be dain level jobbers until they got juiced up on abyss energies retards
no reason to assume aether cant get a similar power up from the same source
if anything he will probably get even stronger due to his unique constitution

>>527605926
ya

>>527605680
>>527605840
>>527605871
'member that time that you got so assmad at one, uno, faruveh pic that you spent the entire thread spamming dogshit art?
I 'member.

>>527605947
One who could keep up with him.

>>527605989
Surtalogi: I lost to this woman...

>>527606058
Jobbed to Izzy btw

>>527606026
Not all of them are on the same powerlevel, just like the archons. A few of them could be jobbers

>>527602119
bro is there ANY originality in genshit anymore
I swear every part of it was copied from other franchise
>>527606026
>fake pyro
>destined to lose against MC
>power buff
lol

>Surtalogi had to negotiate with Alice to get Skirk onto Teyvat
Playable Alice will be the strongest Genshin.

>>527606027
Surtalogi isn't from outside of teyvat.

>>527606027
people dont even remember first scene of genshin

>>527606045
didn't the skirk story quest leak say that tabibito is fucked from absorbing too much abyss stuff? and that the job of the quest is to heal that

>>527601165
Leave him to me

>alice could fix teyvat's issues
>doesn't
What the fuck is her problem

This weak man has such insane lofty goal to defeat a being like Surtalogi all for revenge.

>>527606045
>aether w-won't job
>jobs again the next time he goes up against the featured character
Prepare to get humiliated again like the last time with arlec

>>527606101
It is canon that all Sinners got transcendent power 500 years ago. They used to be Dains tier before that.

Surtalogi will kill your favorite genshin in 10.x

>>527606027
Cool, I really enjoy knowing none of the characters in the game I'm currently playing matter at all since they are all effectively ants compared to other characters in the greater universe they are a part of.

>>527606118
Yes he is. How many times does Skirk have to mention "power from beyond this world" for you to understand what is going on?
>nuh-uh! she just means the Abyss!
Retard.

>>527606042
Too late baka anon. You've already got me looking up burnt cheese recipes and saving them. As for your question, depends on how long it takes your system to process all that. You know your body better than we do.

>>527606167
Surtalogi's his boyfriend

Shartalogi FEARS this

>>527606167
this only proves that khaenrians are the master race of teyvat btw

>>527606027
niggers here were still coping that genshin has no relation with honkaiverse just 1 month ago

Surtalogi:
>"All my enemies have fallen. Those who I haven't eaten or absorbed have been tortured to death. I can make solar systems crumble with the snap of my fingers, I can make stars blink away into nothing, I am a menace to the entire universe."
>picrel
>"O-oh... Um... W-well, I have no interest in attacking T-teyvat because... uhhmm... It's home! You wouldn't attack your home either, r-right? Haha..."

I hope I don't throw up later...

still not touching games with Honkshit in their title btw

>>527606207
This has been known since day one. You literally start the story getting your ass handed to you by a power far greater than any you encounter in the game.

>>527606097
Izzy is Sinner tier so it's fine.

I am okay if Surtalogi kills Neuvillette

>>527606216
So this is the new shit you're gonna try annd force for the next week huh?

>>527606295
based

>>527603481
>the fallout from this is going to be hilarious

now that a 1.0 VA got replaced they are going to start panicking

>>527606223
i look like this

Fvarkkkkk surtalogi broke me..

>>527606207
Then have a team of Skirk, Klee, Albedo and Mona. In terms of potential they are all high tier in lore.

>>527605669
Ayato is guy who is a totally shitty cook too

>>527606208
Anon he is one of the sinners of Khaenriah. The power from beyond is from outside of Teyvat, not Surtalogi. Dainsleif even mentions in the travail video that he'll use the power from beyond. https://youtu.be/TAlKhARUcoY?t=3m15s

>>527606208
Not him, but wouldn't that just be power get he got while traveling beyond Teyvat?

>>527606273
The TRVE protector of Mondstadt... The Darknight Hero... I kneel...

>>527606167
Zoomers will never understand his creed for revenge because they give up at the slightest discomfort in their life.

>>527606391
Oh for fuck's sake. We are talking about his power here. It doesn't matter where he was born.

>>527606336
>oh uhhh a-are you saying that i-i m-m-m-might get fired i-if i refuse to d-do my job...?

5.8 girl info when?

Reminder that Surtalogi jobs to HIM

>>527606235
You STILL have niggers claiming Star Rail isn't connected to Impact because they don't want to feel "left out.:

Never touched anything with Genshin on the title ever again

>>527606391
>>527606395
Yeah.
500 years ago, the Sinners got transcendent power. They are from Teyvat.

>>527606223
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>527600770
Who the fuck cares about 4star?? Newfag maybe? I stopped caring when I got c4 Xiangking and c6 Sara in late 2022. Even then, she's never been used again.

>>527606208
Based skipGOD

>>527606395
Yes, that is the point.

>"I am the greatest calamity in the whole universe at this moment”
>“A weapon forged using the pooled resources of an entire star system. A god manifested by the unity of a whole civilisation’s beliefs. The mightiest warrior among bilions.. He buried them all.”
>And as Skirk grew from the strength to strength, a revelation came upon her: Nobody had ever forced her master to use the true extent of his power.
What is this LMAO, it looks like a DBS pasta

>>527606463
hairdresser

via Uncle /gig/

>>527606207
First gacha?

>>527606547
FVARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, the alpha of awe..

>>527606547
This can't be fucking real right? Is this written by a billion-dollar company? It's like something my edgy 13-year-old phase would come up with.

>>527606506
i care because this banners means that im going to get a lot of refund rolls meaning that im guaranteed to get skirk day1

>>527606547
One Punch Man villain about to get wrecked by a single Aranara.

>>527606617
Clearly AI generated.

[realiable] 6.3 first half - male - 5* - hydro - plumber

>>527606504
I wish woman dressed like this outside of cosplaying...

>this is supposed to be xbalanque
Wtf???

You may not like it but this is the most powerful being in the Hoyoverse.

>>527606547
At this point I'll only accept us talking him down or he gets bored or sacrifices his power to hold off global ley line warming.

>>527606164
She does Mengele tier experiments on hilichurls for fun (and probably knows the truth about them too), Teyvat getting fucked over every other day is probably an entertaining sitcom or soap opera to her.

>>527606547
The Brute of Brawn...

>>527606547
to take the DBS comparison further, its seriously sounding like this guy is like Beerus tier being dropped in while most everyone else is still on King Piccolo saga strength.
seriously wtf

>>527606547
Even GODvillette kneels before his greatness

>>527606547
What if Surtalogi is a Destruction emanator?

>>527606663
>destroyed teyvat in one timeline
You're not wrong

>>527606441
>>527606641
Why do this in front of Kachina?

Seele! waiting room

>>527606547
Star Rail had a very similar description also recently with one of their characters.

>>527606726
Not just Teyvat but the entire reality itself

>>527605471
It will continue with Aether and Lumine's child, and no it will not be paglus

>>527606663
he has the most impressive feat so far in the story

>>527606547
So uh Neuvbros, do we move on to posting Surtalogi now?

>>527606663
Bro he only "destroyed" Teyvat

>>527606662
Isn't this what he looks like

No one cares about your hexenslop, you mentally ill freak

>>527606671
>sacrifices his power to hold off global ley line warming
That's probably a drop in the bucket for him

>>527606663
Surtalogi FLED from him……

Did she win?

>>527606812
only Natlan actually

>>527605702
Bad post
>>527605905
Good post

>>527606659
JP HS girls dress like that
>>527606730
she likes to watch

>>527606767
Just Teyvat transformed the planet into phlogiston goo

>>527606812
>>527606879
He destroyed the very reality

>>527606547
None of this stuff even means anything when we're still dicking around with purple hilichurls and treasure hoarders

>>527606663
But it was only natlan that could philogistonized though?

Remember when this game was super comfy and down to earth and not garbo sci fi Honkslop?

You can tell the developers just want this game to be over.

>"But... having come this far, I find myself struck by one worry..."
"...That I might someday get bored."
>Skirk listened quietly. She couldn't fathom that the life of such a universe-shaking villain could be "boring."
>"After seeking the strongest warriors the universe has to offer, there may no longer be any further strength for me to seek."
>He trained Skirk to defeat her because he was bored
based battle autist