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>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki
>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg
>Latest Nightreign patch:https://www.bandainamcoent.com/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1-01-2
>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta
>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit
>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
>Group Passworderg
>Touch Bloodstain: >>527617294
I'm having fun playing Raider but Recluse is the most fun character in the game by a long shot
>>527646897 (OP)How many bosses do I have to beat for unlock the Revenant and how similar is the freeroam Augur compared to its nightlord counterpart?
>>527646897 (OP)Fuck off, Satan.
https://files.catbox.moe/dr7t9l.mp4
I FUCKING HATE VAGUENESS! GIVE ME FLESHED-OUT CHARACTERS, LET ME SEE THEIR BACKSTORY! THIS IS NOT 2011 ANYMORE, I'M NOT GONNA CRY VAATI YOU FAGGOT
I canโt stop playing bird
>>527646826Oh so it has like a minimum of damage it has to absorb to do the big hit, then?
>>527647324>big doll>small weaponthis is not funny at all.
>>527647082I think none, maybe one
you unlock revenant by buying the mirror relic in the store and you unlock the mirror relic by either unlocking duchess or beating a nightlord (you unlock duchess by getting a stopwatch relic which can drop on a defeat but is guaranteed if you beat the boss)
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>>527647382it sure is cute though
Reminder that revenant has more strength than ironeye, recluse, and duchess. Think before you make fun of her for using big weapons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzjltM2qv_0
is there a picture or something for the Recluse sigils? i know that 3fire is a big fire ball, 2fire 1magic and viceversa is the firey shit that does, well, fire dmg and bounces but i havent really tried holly much, let alone lightning, apparently one is a blink and another with magic is a magic slash(?), 3thunders was a...lightning stake(?) that did a lot of stagger(?) or something but i just need something to look at my phone for quick reference rather than commit them to memory if possible since i dont play her that often
>>527647382What layer of irony is this in?
>>527646897 (OP)You know, it's interesting how there's practically zero talk about the main game now that Nightreign has been released. Makes me wonder how much it killed what was left of the PvP side of things.
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>>527647634this is a chart for it
my personal favorites are the 3magic (nice for slurping up mana), the fire+magic (nice damage), and the lightning+fire (really fun)
>>527647842fotw
it will die off in a month
>>527647231Do you also get your food pre-chewed?
>>527647842Tongued at level 80 this weekend and got invaded pretty quickly, although it was only by bloodhound fang users
>>527647842Pvp is the weakest part of any souls, sadly. A lot of potential there. Gravelording could've been a neat mechanic, for example, but FROM squandered and from there on invading has only grown more diluted. Elden Ring being a L2 fest where luck is a skill so you don't get obliterated by three sets of stag lightshows doesn't do it any favours.
>>527647842ER is three years old, SOTE is one year old. The discussions ran dry a long time ago.
>>527646979you're supposed to desummon them when they're about to be killed. ever pplayed palworld?
>>527648019>fotw>it will die off in a monthI dunno. Character control in Nightreign feels so different to the main game that it will feel dull to play again.
>>527647949i like this chart too, but i needs the little descriptions
I need to kill astel and nokron city for the last cheevo
After that I can play for fun. Though I wish the whole gacha system be revamped
Does revenants quest end at 8/8?
for wylder there was another step even after receiving the remembrance outfit.
So is elden ring just tree wars? Are all the outer gods actually trees?
>>527647379i'm not sure exactly how it works, but i'm reasonably certain that you need to take a set amount of damage for his passive to charge, BUT damage still counts even if you mitigate it with your skill or other damage reduction.
>>527648343The formless mother is a soup
>>527648343aliums in meteors
>>527648332It ends when you get a picture
Unless you're a weeb, then you always get one
>>527648343how did you get that?
>>527647615we need an ironeye montage
>>527648332Yes
Wylder is the main character anyway
>>527648343Elden Ring is a game about an alien invasion disguised as medieval/dark fantasy.
>>527648332If you got to the point where art shows up in the journal, you are done. Except for executor, he has art on all his steps because he's an artist. A performance artist.
>>527648275this needs a bit more description but yea, that's better. holy fire not only increases max hp for a while, even if you leave the area, but it also reduces enemy max hp, also even if it leaves the area. it also reduces ailments over time while you're inside it. the golden breath does damage but also heals allies' fp and hp while inside. you're invulnerable during deep freeze.
>>527648332Wylder and Ironeye can change the ending after beating the final boss. The others can't.
>>527648343>wait, it's all trees?
>>527648828She gets her own special ending.
If you want to argue the content, you should also disqualify Ironeye
>>527648343every single outer god is a higher dimension alien entity that can only be interacted with via rituals that involve using hallucinogens
>>527648983No? Ironeye specifically prevents the night from ending. Recluse just gets a different form of conclusion.
>Anybody shilling randoms ever
Please shut the fuck up, if you play with erg/passwords/premade
Chances are you're playing with common sense people who can think. If you play with randoms you get mouth breathing retarded grown up babies. I'm not a parent to strangers fuck off trying to shill the game as something good with randoms
>BUT BUT BUT THE 1% CHANCE YOU GET A CARRY
Go back to your little gacha jar gambling addicted cucks and keep rolling those relics
>>527648459So at the ending you repel the gigantic tree, which i was under the impression was the god that the night lord was an avatar of. Marika was the avatar of the Greater Will which was represented with the Erdtree. Miquella was trying to become a god and fucked it up when trying to make the Haligtree, since there was no god that he was trying to bring there or potentially the Erdtree stillbirthed it in a similar manor to how it repelled the tree in this one. The shaman mother in the tree in Marikas village also has this symbolism of Empyrian for Tree God. The crucible was an attempt at a synthetic tree by melding people together in mass to reach the gods in the style of the tower of Babel.
>>527649073Preventing the night from ending is by definition not an ending
He literally says the night/game continues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izt6uCXqUqo
/ourguy/ just dropped the Guardian TRVKE
>>527649343If I see a guardian in my game, I'm instantly pulling out my buttplug.
does anyone have fun with executor? does anyone feel like it actually works like its supposed to?
If you can pop a ironeye mark without refreshing it, your team sucks.
Night of the Demon is literally a griefer relic in its current incarnation, they should change it so that the MP restoration is happening during Crossed Legs gesture alongside the madness buildup, and at roughly the same pace. That way you can actually use it to restore MP without going Mad the way Libra does if you dont pop his bubble shield.
>>527649097I play pubs to carry new players through boss fights they might be stuck on.
>>527649430Parry everything until you can use the slash and then ult if you need a heal. That's his playstyle. If it gets stance broken then crit the enemy.
>>527648909that one is so ass besides the stance damage
>>527649692Fahgot you heard me kill yorselfbchn. Lanxx
>>527649430just switching to your cursed sword counts as a parry, so yes. once you get a feel for that tech, his moveset feels pretty smooth.
>>527649343finally someone who understands how guard counters are OP in both base ER and nightreign
t. beat pre nerf PCR with a guard counter carian thrusting shield build
I havent played any other From game so I don't know what I'm doing. As Raider, when should I be using two weapons and when should I be double gripping a single weapon?
>>527647842theres supposedly 40k people playing elden ring right now but my schizo theory is that bandai bots the player count to artificially boost elden ring's "interest" and thus continue to appeal shareholders
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damn
i literally needed 1 more second without aggro
>>527649343based youwychad
did they ban the resident tranny tho?
>>527650258I almost never powerstance. I pick my best weapon for the situation and 2hand almost all the time because you can at least do a half-assed block and guard counter if need be.
is there an "appropiate time" to go kill shit on the castle? there have been runs(outside of trolls wich are ez) where we've cleared stuff there surprisingly easy and fast on day1, but more often than not(80% of the time) its a literal waste of time due to:
>no blunt weapons for the knights, specially crucibles
>nobody backstabbing the vanished knights
>no decent status effects or status effects at all
>too low level
>Elemer at bottom/top
and many other tangents that might fuck things up, i think there's only been like 5(?) times where we've killed Elemer fast day1, and 2 of those where at like lv4 or so, but more often than not people just go there with no dmg or real plan at all and waste the entire day killing that fuck just for a shit purple reward, and surprisingly of the few "really smooth day1 runs" i've had people just dont go to the castle at all or barely bother with the bottom boss at most on day2, there's literally no in-between for PS players, its either
>fully commit to the Castle on half of day1 and very possibly throw the run away due to lack of time
or
>dont commit to it at all and dont get shit for rewards/weapons on day2 so there's no dmg on the Nightlord
i'd say start of day2 should be the time to go there, but i've also had runs where the circle just closes right as we're at the boss on the top, more often than not i just feel like ditching people entirely in cases like this, same for some strong enemies specially early on, like why the fuck are you hitting the Spirit/Revenant/Dragon/Bird on the lake at lvl3? thats at least half a day wasted on what could very well be a fucking blue
What is the correct order of fighting castle trolls without splitting up?
>>527649697It casts reasonably fast for how damaging it is, and will clear a whole camp and stagger the boss in the same cast.
>>527650258grab two big weapons (preferably two great hammers) and jump attack with them
>>527650681does chugging Recluse's tit sweat have the same effect as starlight shards? this is extremely important.
>>527650516this is one of those things where it's entirely dependent on your team and a decent bit of rng
obviously level 4 or 5 bellhunter is a bad time for most, however if there's nothing else close by you can try to whittle him down anyway so it's faster come day 2
crucibles will be suffering if you don't have someone to carry the damage, giants go a lot faster if someone has bleed, banished knights are probably the toughest overall and give the least reward but they're still doable with solid aoe preferably
how you choose to solve this on your given class of choice is up to you, I'm sure every class has solutions, right?
name a more iconic sight than a guardian running after a boss while that boss runs after your ironeye/recluse
>>527650681>>527650516it just depends on the players, for me personally there's no reason to not go to the castle day 1, preferably when the circle starts closing for the first time
>>527650516Lv7 feels right for castle most of the time, so usually around first shrink.
Don#' need blunt for Crucibles, just parry and gank them.
Actually moving in a group helps a lot, unless it's trolls, then splitting up helps avoiding pots.
>>527650681her tits aren't this big
>>527650516you can clear most of it at like level 7 assuming your team knows what they're doing. just don't throw to BBH. save him for day 2 if you have to.
>>527651010level 5 and blue weapons is go time if your team is good
Holy shit Beast Claw is fucking amazing in this game. I've been mad sleeping on it.
>>527650914Revenant doing the no mana animation after spamming spells for a few seconds
why are ironeyes such shitters?
i'm not talking about 1 bad experience
i'm talking about going through match history and noticing that 2/3 ironeyes have their equipment completely empty at the end of the (failed) run
>>527651227easy to play characters attract bad players
>>527651186every bestial incantation is pretty good in nightreign
>>527651212if the Revenant isn't spamming Bestial Sling for most of the run she's for the streets
>>527651082It really depends on your FP bar
>>527651157>if your team is goodBig if, it can also be the time you get oneshot by a flying greatsword through a wall
>>527651227If it's not a bow I don't pick it up
>>527651227>shitters look up NIGHTREIGN EASY BEST CHARACTER in youtube>shitters see ironeye always recommended>shitters pick ironeye
>>527651296Eh, the pebble shotgun is still shit and the big boulder is about as good as it was in ER but Beast Claw was buffed hard in NR.
>>527651136Is it me or do Libra and Caligo jiggle way more than other bosses when hit?
I can't unlock Revenant. Her fight is too hard. I keep getting wrecked by the summons
>>527651227because they don't understand that he's a stagger maintenance character, not a dps character
>>527651440beastclaw is very fp efficient and aoes just about everything in nightreign
bestial sling is what you'd expect but it costs very little fp for an attack with that range
boulder is ok
gurranq is the nuke button
>>527651329>put her to work*unzips*
>>5276515121. git gut
2. pray for rng and no discuss spam
3. run around until flasks refil
4. come back later with better relics
>trying a melee character
>not really getting very good
>"that should be me" every time i see shiny bullshit flying from offscreen towards the boss
>>527651512with what character are you doing it?
if you're familiar with elden ring or souls games doing it with wylder should be the easiest but guardian and executor can also do the fight pretty easy. especially executor, once you kill all her summons you can just ult on her face and then perma stunlock her
>>527651498the goat is supple, for sure.
what if i play melee recusant
>>527651747>trying a melee character>not really getting very good>"that should be me" every time i see shiny bullshit flying from offscreen towards the bossNightfarers wear skins in the hold?
>>527651512use ironeye, its literally easy mode. ignore your bow and just run around until you can use your mark attack, which chunks her health and gives your retarded i-frames
I only play Guardian and Revenant.
>>527651847You'd be very french?
>>527651847elden ring if she expedition 33
I'm not gonna wait 10 years in your matchmaking to do your remembrance with you dog.
>>527651989Well, you do go on expeditions in Nightreign...
>>527652032don't call me that
Two fucking executors with status against nightlord Iโm about to just fucking dodge all executors if they queue nightlord
I got revenant pregnant and now I have to take responsibility
>trying a ranged/magic sissy character
>not really getting very good
>"that should be me" every time I see a raider/wylder/guardian/executor CHAD going mano e mano with the boss
Got this bitch first try. I assume she's one of the easier ones. It took me a bit to figure out you need to whack her during her sleep attack. So far every single boss was a super tanky and a pain in the ass to hit while they were going from one side of the arena to the other.
>>527652603easiest probably
>trying an actual character
>see an executor sissy farming aura doing nothing in his parry stance and a guardian holding up his shield
>โthat should be meโ everytime I see the boss HP bar not moving
i love bullying crucible knights for lunch money
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i just beat Heolstor and only have Darkdrift left(fuck this fight and fuck Ironeye), i was kinda expecting something more for relics after beating him but i guess thats it, i dont have single unique good/unique relic for anyone yet, should i just use my murk for gambling on relics? or should i just get some drip for my nightfarers? that Friede and Artorias skin are very tempting
>>527652853gambling is not worth it
>golden retaliation on parry
literally when is this ever useful, i can only think of loretta but come on
>>527652853>i dont have single unique good/unique relic for anyone yetYour remembrances?
>should i just get some drip for my nightfarers? Fashion > *
>>527652987erdtree avatar
gnoster
How do you fight Caligo without eating shit? The entire fight is just vague AoE farts.
Why do i always get shitty spells with Recluse, sometimes i just upgrade the default and go like that into the boss
>>527653117>yooo this is like, so hard
Wtf do i do against status immune/resistant enemies as Executor?
Had a Black Blade Kindred that completely kicked my ass since all i had was bleed and poison weapons
On that note, lord almighty give me some fucking decent ARC weapons holy
>>527653243go all in on phys attack or lightning, just like a regular dex build. also makes your cursed sword stronger too.
then just parrymaxx
>Shitter level 4 ironeye ragequits after dying to grafted scion in castle basement
>Guess it's just us two now
>Breeze through crucible knights
>Death rite bird at the top
>Oh boy I hate fighting this thing, mainly because of the camera
>I choke at 10% and eat a ghostflame bomb to the face, die when standing up
>Wylder manages to clutch out the win by playing it safe
>Rush up and collect runes and giant braid whip in the rain
>down to 2 estus when I get to night 2 boss
>It's the Dancer
>Finally those 945 hours in dark souls 3 pay off
>Deflect the dancers spin move repeatedly and style on her
>Turns out the whip can hit the dragons head very easily
>Weapon art melts her
>Deflect the dragons tail attack twice
>Finish with ult
I cannot get enough of playing the Sexecutor, no other class can ever reach these heights of euphoria.
>>527653223Goddamn caligo is a dogshit boss
>>527651136>whips the llama's ass
>>527653014>your remembrancesoutside of Revenant i havent gotten past 6 with anyone else outside of Ironeye and i cant fucking kill Fulghor for his, i'll go beat some dogs and dragons with everyone else later but man outside of some Wylder and Ironeye most of my relics were kinda shit, gambling never gives good shit either
>>527653512nearly all the nightlords are dogshit bosses if I'm going to be completely honest with you
the flashy methed up boss design philosophy fucking sucks ass
>>527653480>boss proceeds to ignore me anytime i pull out the HONORABU DUEL swordLightning is a good idea tho, thanks
How do I deal with the de-leveling locusts other than by avoiding them?
>>527653852follow them and kill the moth
>>527651440the fucking spell that shoots a bunch of tiny ass glint bolts in front of you is decent in NR, its so nice
Also I encountered my third ever competent guardian player today
>>527653852As soon as they spawn, the pest is your #1 priority
Dodge a succ zone and watch where the flies go, then run
Kill the cunt and become 15 in a minute
https://youtu.be/gWnXHuuSWJ8
Closeup showcase of libra
>>527646783Yeah, I tried her in two games with randoms. Extremely strong, but fuck, long casting time, and I seriously want to get a shield or something, because enemies can be on you really quickly if you get the aggro.
And since I don't know what spells are good yet, I keep running into melee to try to cast buffs when I'm casting... I dunno, some cone of light that does nothing?
Finally a shitter ironeye who knows his place
I jonestly (there's a trend where you replace the h in honestly with a j, it's pronounced like 'johnestly', not like an h like in jalepeno) don't get what the point of the starting Wylder shield is
>>527652987I think it has better parry frames than a normal parry does, although I'm not sure about the boss loot version of it
>>527654058wtf wheres the boobs and pussy i've been looking at
Anyone Here with The Crater Shifting earth willing to invite me to a match?
>>527654453Crucible Knights are parriable. So is Heolstor. There is also a dormant power which gives your parries a retaliation effect against magic.
>>527653832you attract aggro by just attacking regularly and only pulling out the sword to deflect (because unsheathing counts as a deflect), and then staying in that mode until you lose aggro
>>527654549Is that your password or did you mistag me brother.
>>527654483Just start a new profile and kill dog for a guaranteed spawn
>>527654453>starting Wylder shield
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Why does pierce SUCK SO MUCH?
>>527654185Tu serais pas un peu autiste bwo?
>>527654624if you're going for all achievements, you'll have to do the whole story again since they all need to be done on the same save file.
>useless fucking trash recluse who didn't even look at staff drops and still spams glintstone pebble at level 12 rage quits after running off and dying outside the circle
fucking garbage bitch
>>527654483join up crater is up, what boss ive no idea i checked all of them
>>527654664compensated by counter damage
duchess literally hurts to play, she's so fucking bad man. almost like there's a reason noone used fucking daggers in base ER
>>527654808a flesh vortex with eyes grafted onto it, sick design.
>day 1 grab flasks, some levels and clear as much castle as possible
>day 2 clear rotten woods
does the same strat work for the other events?
>>527654725Do they?
Or is this some fud like 'info' about Set and Steadfast or needing Heolsotr for Champion's path?
>>527654807Are counters still the same than in others games? If you hit an enemy while he's attacking, you deal more damage?
>>527654997i dont think the volcano or the mountaintops is worth it but i'm not a nerd
>>527654878You don't know how to use duchess.
>>527654808that's what my hairline looks like
>>527655050only with pierce
>>527654808They shaved him...
>>527655143So yeah, still the same, okay. That explains why guardian is the best at slugging it out.
>>527654997>>527655059Mountain is like 90% low-level bosses, so it's a day 1 area besides the dragon. Noklateo has a decent amount of low-level content too but most people just wait to go there day 2 to rush Astel.
>>5276548781. you don't have to use daggers if you don't like them
2. pay attention to what your allies do and restage their shit if they're owning
3. she has high int so you can pick up some spells too
>>527655059mountaintops is really worth it for the fat dragon at the end, volcano is great if you want a really good wep and has a church and two bosses in it too
>>527655347resident schizo isn't gonna like this
>mfw Ironeye using a halberd or a greatspear does more damage then the guardian using a halberd or a greatspear
after dozens of games with mountaintops and no shifting earth I finally got the crater again
so it's not bugged, just extremely rare?
>>527655414I just thought she looked pretty with short hair...
>>527654807Pre-countered by low base damage
I like pierce weapons moveset particularly thrusting swords but it's bad. Especially in a game with time constraints things like time-to-kill really adds up. It's great against bosses and for not getting hit lf the boss has a good lock on point for the reach of your particular pierce weapon (er and nr have been great about this compared to previous entries) but it doesn't feel competitive without buffs or status as any other damage type. Which actually feel buffed by buffs and not simply renderer functional.
>>527655347>she isnt carrying a comically large armamentDownvoted
>>527655457guardian is a great example of why spreading your offensive stats thin is bad in elden ring
>>527655571im going to spread you thin nigga
>>527655571Versatility is better, now? I do like being able to use anything.
Best farming spot in the entire video game
>Crucible Castle
Pretty damn good
>Banished Knights Castle
Meh
>Trolls
If you have Crucible or Banished knights and you still don't make it to day 3 something is really wrong with you or your team.
>>527655638if you don't make it to day 3 something went really wrong, period
>>527655024idk it but some anon complained about this exact scenario not counting, it wasn't like the other cheevo which was easily disprovable
>>527654997>day 1 grab flasksshitter mentality
you grab 1-2 flasks per day and fit it into your route
all 3 is a waste of time
>>527655619>Versatility is better, no?Check the reply chain, ironeye does more damage with his main weapon type
It's not like guardian gets a wide selection of weps either. He gets halberds and they're worse than on other classes, period
1 year vs 2 weeks
what went wrong?
>>527655851I read the whole chain, but it doesn't make sense. His specialties are halberds...
>>527655457and yet people will only use bows on him like they are brainbroken
>>527655638Some team comps melt the trolls, they're weak to bleed and raider can stagger them pretty quickly
>>527655829did I say grab all flasks? and how do you grab flasks while clearing caelid?
shut up
>>527655852>1 trapvs
>8 new characters
>>527655638Troll castle is fine. People make it out like it's some big pain but you just spread out instead of condense. Crucibles and banished are easy because all you have to do is condense on one guy at a time but giants could be done in half that time if your guys were competent enough save their ults to aoe the exiles and just slow play the trolls or bleed them
>>527655638>>527655923>>527656023what's the best order to fight each troll so you don't get rekt from off screen? Still haven't learned the route
Please help. I'm a shitter and I can't beat the lion for Raider's remembrance. I swear it's easier when you fight it in a camp. Any tips please?
>>527656015huh...? miquella's gang is 7 people + messmer + rellana
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>>527655852Elden Ring doesn't have a white-haired nubian kween with big boobs shown through a generous cleavage
>>527648241I can't see myself playing base game again until the NR characters and their mechanics are modded into it.
>>527656292Impossible, next suggestion
>>527656071treat it like a regular souls fight and try not to get hit, dont trade with it. just dodge and R1
>>527656071Respect it less with your skill, just keep throwing that shit out off cooldown for endless tanking and staggers
>>527654997>>527655281Shitting earth is a a day 2 thing.
Day 2 first circle shrink will more or less funnel you into the area anyway and final shrink just further funnels you towards the area end boss.
Imo it's better to do other shit day 1 to beef up in preparation
>>527656250>rev mad even though she could sculpt herself hentai level tits and curves out of porcelain if she wanted todumb doll
>>527656070I like to do north west, then run through the castle to south west, drop down to south east and then back to finish with north east.
Unless a shifting earth event removes it then there's a grace right north and you can level up and restock before the boss at the top.
>>527656331>>527656336The duality of nightfarer
>>527656070If none of them are aggroed north troll first. Then the one west of that, then the one south of him and lastly the east end one. If you've already pissed them off two people take the the north east troll the single takes the NW one. Then the other two in whatever order. Just being close enough to either of them that they're not throwing pots is good enough. Your team will focus them down fast when they get there.
>>527656379she'll take when she's ready
>Recluse against goat
wow this is cancer
>>527656023My problem with Troll Castle is that it is worth less than the other two castles because there are less enemies total and the trolls don't give enough to make up the difference. So not only is it the most annoying, but it is also worth the least Runes.
Give us the costume Michael Zaki,
>>527656556they all give a mediocre blue drop doe!
>>527648241I just played some regular elden ring and it feels fine but I keep crouching on accident
>>527656550hope your spells are fast as fuck!
This is a Rev only general.
>>527653956i rarely encounter guardians
but when i do they consistently take aggro off squishier classes and can tank for fucking years while they wait for their ult to build to save us if we need it
only ever saw like 2 who were shit
>>527656664The achievement rates on this game signify a heavy amount of carrying happening in the community.
>>527656664he only takes what he needs
>>527656664you can drop your inventory before the end screen, the ironeye certainly did that, right?
>>527656664What do you want from him?
>>527656556But it's over faster and you can just go obliterate field bosses after. If you take a few forts the castle basement and ramparts on day 1 you're probably 9 or 10 before night. On day two you take the roof guy and just run around doing whatever you don't need to be level 15 to absolutely bully most nightlords and you'll probably get their anyways just chasing formidable field bosses for loot.
>>527656603every day we're closer to Recluse desert sorceress...
>>527656756>3 Revies>No Starlight Sugar DaddyDoomed run
>>527652263>>527654873Another psyop or are you actually playing?
Are the buyable urns always better than the default one for relics?
>>527656664you need more?
>>527656756Wrong, this is a Revcluse general and (you) better get used to it
>>527656831status procs would be nice, or at least some damn passive buffs for his own sake
>>527656817no confetti this time
>>52765590990% of Ironeyes are on Ironeye because they got buckbroken off of melee characters
>>527654453i haven't done much testing with other shields as it might just be a general change they made to all of them but i swear his shield has das1-tier parry frames and timing
>>527656756Revenants should be hunted and scalped.
>>527655347>That is disgusting, Wylder. That's your sister, for Marika's sake!
>>527656887is this a mod? i need it
>>527656756They all need spankings.
>>527656756nooo godefroy not like this
>>527656793They are all so much higher than the average random would have me believe makes any sense, especially on PS5.
>>527657043yup
https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/189
a lot of character mods dropping, the dream is fast approaching
>>527651136This is EXACTLY why you carry an offhand weapon as Ironeye.
>>527656498If you are struggling in souls then you can just simplify the fight, doing just dodge and your 1 favourite attack is the easiest way to play. Adding more moves will help you kill bosses more efficiently but you need to learn timings of those moves and it makes things more complicated and creates more opportunities for error.
>>527650516every variant of the castle that isnt crucible knights is dogshit and bellbearing hunter should be skipped unless youre level 9+
>>527657168making recluse wear her witch hat during sex to hide her ugly mug!
>>527653803you're bad at these games i'm afraid.
>>527657297That's what doggystyle is for.
>>527649097Most of my runs are really good with randoms. I'm not sure if it's because I'm a good player and carrying or if I'm getting matched with other good players.
>>527657168>recluse in the dogshit witch set
>>52765712160% of players have never hit level 15. Hell, 40% of players haven't even unlocked Revenant
>>527657168>dogshit in the snow witch set
>>527655414idk this gen looks okay
>>527648275>>527647949i personally love the fire breath and lightning bolt. Always find it frustrating when i don't have access to one of the elements needed for them when playing Recluse
anyone wanna try beating up a stupid crippled horse with 3 recluses?
1/3
erg
PC
>>527656902Run was a great success
>>527657613i saw recluse with a horse porn so i know what you're doing
How do I fight fulghor as revenant?
Lightning spells are way too slow, does whacking him with lightning weapon is just better?
>>527657613I'll sit this one out, my Recluse game is shite, sorry.
>>527657732like you beat any thing else with revenant
getting carried by two players that pick real classes
>>527654808three fingers fingerprint like vyke
>okay time to learn how to play Recluse with randoms
>5 failed expeditions later
>the erg password has been on the whole time
Its so fucking over, I'm getting put in F tier
>>527657168These don't get you banned?
I might actually have to buy the PC version if it'll run on my toaster.
>>527655571guardian is defensive support, not dps, hope it helps
>>527655638i hate when my team takes on trolls and i try to flank around to distract one of the others bombing them and they take that to mean they should follow me and kill the other one first
>>527656780>they consistently take aggro off squishier classes and can tank for fucking yearsLucky bastard
I mostly encounter griefers who's only consistency is that they die at every single camp at least once
>>527658112they all change the regulation.bin of your game, so it's a no-go playing regular online with them. Seamless coop should work fine.
>>527657121On PC, DS3 has around a 67% achievement rate for beating the first real boss. Elden Ring is at 72% for Margit. Nightreign is sitting at 79.3% for Tricephalos and its probably only going to go up. Shitters are getting carried for sure.
Lots of Wylder and Duchess fanart still
brb giving Recluse the baby she wants so badly
>>527658346That's all Chinese to me, sorry
any new on update or tarnished edition?
why does my game crash bros
>>527658326>mfw revenant could just sit under it and spam heal with its starter weapon keeping it constantly staggered until it dies
>>527653223weird I didn't know this was a thing. I play a lot of dutchess and I just dodge through all of that and go hit him.
You can have fun playing B tier and below classes, but it's limited by the fun you have when you lose games.
>>527658490Guardian does so little damage his sperm can't impregnate anything even if he tried
>>527658829What does more damage at level 1 than Guardian's charged counter?
I asked the AI which characters are good and it gave me this.
>>527658326Judging by what I see posted online about random birds, I think I hit the lotto considering I've only seen one random Guardian and he was actually competent, so we steam rolled that run.
>>527658739Just play with competent people. Stop playing classes you need to carry randoms. Don't carry them they don't deserve more than the effort and cooperation they put in. Even if you and someone else are semi competent you're still carrying a third who likely is selfish and cowardly, and will just keep going on to do that in other games. Cut the rope.
>>527659018Glad to have you on the team for the first camp, chief. You can leave the match after
sick i love playing with a raider who's afk half the match
revenant is good!
but most revenant players are bad....
>>527659180Who are you playing?
>>527659180sorry homie i left noodles boiling at the same time i'd queued lmao
lmao that Caligo never even got a chance to take off
my last team was a caricature of how a shitty team does pathing so i left at first rain.
>spawn in middle top
>I ping closes monument that also has seals for our team
>executer pings a fort on other side of map, west side, and runs there
>recluse pings empty part of the map way on he east edge of the map then runs off to go do that alone
>go and follow executer because we should at least try and stick together and theres literally nothing anywhere near where recluse is running
>we have 3 keys for evergoals so after the fort i ping the evergoal right next to it and start running there
>executor pings something else farther away and runs there
>recluse dies in her own part of the map
seriously if you are new dont ping and just follow your teammates, some of us actually know how to path through the map. and do your remembrance in solo play then throw at first nightlord if you have to.
im going to go get groceries while i wait out this shitty expedition. jesus christ
so is there any point in rolling for relics at the merchant, or can you not get anything worthwhile from it?
>>527659129>Recluse in low tiersWhy are people saying this shit
>>527659380It's just a money sink, maybe 1/1000 will be useful
>>527659335kek that was amazing run
>>527659380It can roll anything that can drop. It's just something to spend murk on since there's nothing to really buy outside the costumes which don't cost much.
>>527659517Theres no Recluse in that image lol
>>527659262She has the same problem that Duchess has but worse. Bad rng with seals or faith based drops and you're in for a shit run.
Doesn't help that most of the seals that you get are a combination of rejection with another useless incantation
>>527659162I've seen a lot of clickbait "Guardian is ACTUALLY broken!" shit recently which I imagine is why so many random birds are terrible since, spoilers, he's not actually broken
>>527659517>AI>PersonNice try skynet
>>527659602>grafted dragonyou did not win
>>527659517Reasons why people might think recluse is bad
1. They are bad
2. They don't understand the Magic Cocktail system at all and don't use it
3. They do understand the Magic Cocktail system but then overcomplicate it trying to get specific cocktails instead of just doing damage.
4. Unironically racism
5. They are a revenant main and must cast shade to other classes to try and be relevant.
>>527659641she actually doesn't need seals, they're just nice to have
>>527659262>>527659641This is partially why I so often start with the dingaling bell with Revenant so that if I get bad seal RNG I can at least use that and my claws. I'm just worried they're going to nerf the shit out of the bell.
Queueing up @ erg all bosses to learn Guardian.
Just beat Augur. Piss easy fight. Poked its ass with a lightning halberd as our recluse whom we fed like 4 FP reduction items spammed lightning on it.
Anyone want to play the phase 3 bosses mod over seamless? You can play co-op with mods that way, right?
>>527659714>Reasons why people might think recluse is bad6. everything Recluse does animation locks it so much so that solo nightlord videos are 90% melee kills with 10% casts only during phase transitions
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Would you rather A, B or C?
i'm currently using A because the FP regain is nice, anytime the boss gets poisebroken i regain a lot. It also has increased runes.
B has +2 Faith, fire and holy attack power up for incantations, and the effects on Ult which i never used. Why would i give up my health for others? yeah im immortal but i dont get it still.
C is same as B but switches +2Faith and fire attack up for +2 Mind
>>527659998carian slicer is a spell!
>>5276598522/3
You wanted hard mode? Try carrying an useless Guardian.
>>527659714Racism against the nox? Didn't they sacrifice a ton of people as a source or magic or some shit? Isn't that why their ruins are filled with bloodborne-esque petrified corpses in states of prayer or agony?
PSN 2/3 minus Sentient Pest am sick of it
>>527659825Yes she does. She needs seals or coded sword or you are contributing less to the team than Guardian. She does 10-20% less damage (she has bad stats) than the rest of the cast using any melee weapon, including Holy based weaponry. Especially since most Holy/Magic/Fire weapons still scale with STR or DEX much better than INT/FAI anyway. The only exception is Coded Sword being pure FAI.
>>527659714>3. That was me early on, the first time I figured out the Lightning nuke, nearly threw a run because I was fishing for it constantly instead of just DPSing
>>527660079Can I pick D and hang myself?
sounds more fun than playing rev
Guardian is broken. Too good.
anybody notice something weird going on with guardians darkness outfit?
the physics are weird and it glitches out so often
>>527659998nigga wat, every nightlord kill i get is me shredding the boss with spells and my melee team members running after the boss trying to keep up. you must watch some retarded fucking ranged players
>>527660094this artstyle reeks of tumblr
>skimming NR mods
>skins
>deflect with any reasonable weapon type on executor
>add a circle closing timer
>add shifting earth changer
the most interesting thing is that the shifting earth changer mod is basically just an unlocker for a feature that's already in the game but not enabled, which will consume "Sovereign Sigils" which you get from winning runs
>>527660086I have not found a single nightlord solo video using majority spells and that includes carian slicer. Yes they do use Carian Slicer for some of the might but its either majority melee with melee weapons or using the fag bell.
>>527660079>+2 Faith>+2 MindYou do realize that means literally +2 points?
So it's meaningless after leveling a couple of times.
>FP on Fist AttacksYou do realize your claws aren't fists?
>>527658713i was doing a triple rev run with erg the other day and this was out first evergaol boss and the other 2 were just beating it to death with the R2 spirit, i was the only one who spammed heal...
>You do realize your claws aren't fists?
oh no no no no no
inb4 pruned
>>527660532Actually the claws are considered fists for some reason
>>527659852Please join...
>>527660367>me shredding the boss with spells and my melee team membersI said solo nightlord kills not team, its to point out the fact at how badly animation locked she is as a whole
>augur goes to sleep
>hit him with a full veterans prosthesis WA
>it doesn't stagger out of it and we wipe
I really wonder why this stupid boss is so obnoxiously overtuned health/stagger treshold wise. Why does he need both 0 damage windows and supreme tankiness
>>527660532rev weapon is fist category, press r3
>>527659714i actually like the full magic or full fire cocktail because you can get 3 mana regens from them without casting if you have to.
>>527660786They want you to interact with his mechanics of killing a tentacle to stop him instead. You can still knock him out of it with your ultimate art if you're Wylder/Iron Eye
>>527660715not every hero is optimized for soloing
obviously
>>527659998Stop picking slow spells for solo Recluse then
Use shards, comets, stars of ruin, magic glintblade, carian slicer, night shard, rolling magma, icecrag, shattering crystal, rancor, dicsus, triple rings, lightning spear, lightning strike, honed bolt, catch flame, o flame, flame whirl, black blade, burn o flame (vs caligo), black flame, etc
These all work great solo and you will never end a run without at least several of those dropping, between sorcs and incants.
Recluse takes more work solo than other characters and that's mainly down to managing your FP with cocktails, meaning you have to at least somewhat think before blindly absorbing crap and actually getting animation locked.
You can cheese a lot of bosses with her, especially when abusing her invulnerable AOE Freeze or combo your Ult > Lightning Stake, even the Auto Parry can be very easily abused against most enemies and bosses because for some reason you're just invulnerable to damage most the time even if they can't be parried
>>527660532>So it's meaningless after leveling a couple of times.it's more damage and more spells
>You do realize your claws aren't fists?you shouldn't answer about stuff you don't know
>everything fine day 1
>shitter duo spends 11 minutes day 2 dying to carian knight
And that's a throw from me gg faggots
>>527660954hero, says so on the official website
i love carrying randoms i did like 90% of the damage with my ultra bunga
>>527660898wait so when he goes to sleep, killing a tentacle interrupts it consistently?
>>527637545 >mines or the fortressChurch - avoid unless it's on the way.
Mines - upgrades for melee weapons mostly. Especially good to have in case you haven't found a solid weapon with correct element for the night lord. Also great for early easy boss for levels.
forts - Easy and quick boss to level up early. plus mage items
Cathedrals - same as above plus keystones for Gaols. And cleric items.
Camps - bosses usually take longer but usually have elemental weapon drops.
Castle - most dense exp farm on map
>>527660715oh wow sorry im bad at reading
>>527660861There are so many cool cocktails I like, but Recluse should just be spamming and not fishing for specific ones. Enjoy every time you get a cool one, but just DPS as hard as you can otherwise.
>>527660715Stop using bad spells or forcing Magic Cocktail desu. Solo, you also use Starlight shards a little more often since Magic Cocktail animations can take forever. I think the problem is people want Magic Cocktail to work solo but it really is just very risky unless you have like a Stagger window or something. Try again using Shards and I'm sure your opinion will change.
The porcelain swordswoman
>>527661140>Mines - upgrades for melee weapons mostlyyou can upgrade seals and staves and bows
>>527661086In my experience, Solo or Trios, killing a single Augur tentacle while he is asleep will wake him up if the orbs that come out reach him before he finishes.
>>527659380Buy a skin instead.
These are the best guaranteed relics that you can always get. The two on the left are only available after the final boss though. The rest you can find by doing things.
>>527661571bow counts as melee. staves sort of but usually the good ones can't be upgraded.
>ally is down and boss aggro is on the other guy, good time to rez him
>other ally runs in to "help" rez too and boss kills us all
based retard
>>527661341off allies and enemies constantly
>>527661752the fuck is he drinking? Pepsi?
hi I am a revenant that wears darkness
>>527661840you can instantly tell who isn't a retard by the way they manage aggro
>>527660660>>527660848>>527661006I see, so you are committing to mines every single run to not waste that slot?
>it's more damage and more spells How much more does 53 vs 51 faith do?
What extra cast can you manage with +2 mind?
>>527661742>bows count as meleejust take the L on this one bro, that pedantic autist got the better of you here
>>527661535Swords women never existed
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the last achievement i'm missing is A Champion's Path.
i have to win once with every character.
terrible. i only played wylder, ironeye, revenant and executor.
i don't even have relic builds for guardian recluse duchess and raider.
>>527662032that's a fictional character in a fantastical environment, though
>>527662049If you can steal a win with revenant, the others are easy
Jesus Christ I'm never pugging again you guys were not lying
>chink r*venant pinning churches on the other side of the map and wasting both nights ignoring everything along the way for a flask
>idiot wylder couldn't figure out how to climb a wall to get to a fort I pinged and so resigned to following the retardnant on his jolly quest to achieve absolutely nothing instead for the rest of the game
>stopping to kill every single fodder mob they see (in the slowest possible manner)
>barely level 12 at night 3 with nothing but shitty commons and blues
>both 3 bar against adel before I went down once
We literally did 2 POIs, 2 banished knights in the castle and a gaol that was the whole expedition. What a waste of my life
>>527661973did you think I installed an onahole so you could simulate that?
>>527661936no lol her starter is dog doodoo unless you have a relic to change its skill. there are so many fth scaling weapons in this game that are better
>>527660381Tumblr > 4chan
>>527661936>so you are committing to mines every single run to not waste that slot?i use it more for FP recovery than damage, so not always. i guess you could call it a waste yes
>How much more does 53 vs 51 faith do?>What extra cast can you manage with +2 mind?i actually don't know lol i never used those. i asked for feedback for that too
>>527662161Wasted slot, got it
>>527662007I like how you can't even talk about thw actual plant because of the filter now lol
>>527662160Even if you didn't, your mouth, thighs, pits and tummy are still a thing
>>527662119How did you reach k3vel 12 while doing so little?
>100 runs
>still no libra curse raid
I NEED THE FUCKING CHEEVO FIX YOUR DAMN GAME MIYAZAKI JR
>>527662113>steal a win with revenant? i crush games on revenant, i got both libra and fulghor much easier with her than wylder
>>527660094Terrible faces
>>527659335sorry about that early worm, it was a while since i played recluse at all
have you guys matched with the nyeko knyaight recently
>>527662387I got it a few times on Fulghor and Heolstor
Now I'm missing Sentient Pest and can't fucking get it
>>527662265yeah it's 2fp on hit with a 2s cd, absolute dogwater perk
>>527662161>there are so many fth scaling weapons in this game that are betterThat's like banking on an Augur raid for reliable FP recovery
>>527662119Randoms are so scared of doing red bosses. I had one ping away and flee from a BBK on sight when we were all level 11.
Like I get some of these bosses are cancerous, but they all fold when you're at 10+.
>>527662387same but with oldest jail
give me the fucking cheevo ishizaki
>>527662387i got it today for the first time after 40 hours. it's weird how rare it is
>>527662049You beat it with Revenant, who is the second worst character in the game. You will have no problem with the rest. Raider is an ez win without relics, so you can start there.
>>527662387They really do need to buff random events, i get like 1 every 10-15 games its so retarded, if i wasn't having fun playing with erg frens i would've dropped the game by now for repetitiveness
Why are they capping stats at 50 and 60 instead of 80 like in elden ring?
>>527662161Her fists upgraded to purple are great, they revive allies way faster than any other weapon (which means you can healslut) and have great range which helps in not dying.
>>527662294d-did you think I used a soft silicon material over porcelain in those latter areas, huh?!
>>527662387Ive gotten libra the most out of all the raids (5 times and every other one only once each) good luck
>>527662495the chance you will get at least one weapon or incantation that is better than a purple revenant claw is extremely high
>>527662695Soft material, hard material, who cares, I'm raping
>>527659829>nerf the shit out of the bellWhy would they? I'm more scared they nerf the shit out of Vader
>>527656756>THREE D tiersoof
>>527662691really? i'd like to see a video on that. very cool if true.
>>527662161her weapons are great
>>527662580the characters are all strong, and revenant surely isn't the worst.
she's complicated, but i've got enough experience now to do great with her.
>>527661987He's not a caster. He's ranged melee. Melee from afar if you will.
PSA that duchess surge sprint costs like a quarter of the stamina of other characters
>>527662701can I have your (rng) seed?
>>527662495it's not the same thing because you just need 1 weapon with a decent passive ideally to get people up
you are looking for any faith-based damage output at all, weapons with skills, incants, etc
if you know how to path and kill big bosses your chances of coming up with nothing is very slim, the claws are cool and all
>>527662858brainrotted post
>>527662858its like he has little spears he launches at enemies....
>>527662620>create roguelike>make a single map>lock the roguelike run randomization features behind 1% chances>make some events so rare (mausoleum and meteor) people think thet are cut content>punish players for killing the final boss by making shifting earth events happen once every 20+ hours of gametime>95% of runs feel exactly the sameEsoteric japanese game design...
>>527662890Yep, getting frost or magma on surge with her is actually great. End your dagger combos with a quick surge tap and you'll even regen your stamina faster
>>527662387I got it twice yesterday lol
is there really a walking mausoleum event, im 200 hours in and havent seen it
>>527662784They'll nerf it because people keep hyping it up as OP.
>>527659641>Bad rng with seals or faith based dropsprecisely. playing revenant requires you, the player, to have a high Faith stat as well
>>527662049Now you're gonna do the hardest thing.
Just go fight the dog, he's the easiest.
Those classes suck so much.
>>527663021game is not done and i expect to see a substantial update along with hard modes this month
>>527659714>5. They are a revenant main and must cast shade to other classes to try and be relevant.They should just get along and enjoy mommy's milkers like a good dolly.
t. Revenant main
>>527662784>>527659829>>527663062it's over for revvys next patch....
>>527662783incorrigible anon..
>>527662620They need to buff random event happening chance, and they need more random events in general. How is there not a simple "Large mob has appeared!" event? I hate to suggest it because of randoms being so shit, but a wandering event? An event where it spawns a bunch of treasure chests and some are mimics would be hilarious. Fuck it, have give Heolster an event.
>>527663056yes, it's real, for me it showed up with a forest and had a map marker
>>527660079i would go C out of these, but looking for something to replace the bewitching branches eventually. stonesword on that yellow would be goated
>>527663163Blame yourself for playing with pure sex reincarnate
Who the fuck is asking for hard modes? most randoms are too shit to even beat the current bosses
I got the exact same seed twice in a row. Same landing, same bosses, same locations. That probably shouldn't happen lol
>>527663056yes i saw it about 3 days ago. apparently it wasnt working or something until the latest patch. it just appeared on the map as a little red blob, same as what it looks like around libra when his curse is active.
what do you even get for beating the fallen star beast that crashes in on the meteor? anything special or just normal runes and randomized boss drop?
>>527663253I don't have a bell to ring for help..
>>527663267Play with us
We are better
Just had the weirdest run with /erg/ where everyone went off in different directions for the first half, and somehow we ended up at level 15 with 150k runes to spare and Hoelster died in, I shit you not, under 1 minute. What the fuck was that damage?
How do you play dark wraith?
I bought the darkwraith set so this class doesn't look like a woman anymore.
But I don't know how how to play.
>>527663267It's literally impossible to fail a run when playing with /erg/. We always end up at level 15 and rape the boss to death.
>>527662374No idea honestly, I guess godrick soldiers and kaiden sellswords eventually add up if you exterminate literally every single one on the fucking map at the expense of all else
>>527663408everybody knew what they needed to get to carry the run
and so everybody tried to carry the run
It's so fucking stupid, how can I get relics like this for fucking Ironeye but have yet to see one [Wylder ability] + 3 Greatsword atk up / greatsword up, like I'm not even asking for a useable 3rd stat.
>>527663382>>527663461when hardmode drops I will but for now I am actually kind of enjoying the carrying retards minigame
>>527663408i was wylder. yeah that was kind of a shitshow at first. i think one person had a remembrance event and i was doing the nightfarer invasion church too early at the same time. i think heolstor went down quick because we had quick staggers. i was just using ordovis greatsword but it is holy which is his weakness
>>527663461How do you play with erg
PCchads I found your dark little secret...
>>527663564Set the multiplayer password to erg
>>527663461>>527663382You obviously have not played with me
>>527662825try it yourself tardcattle.
>>527663461I've had one of my worst runs with erg where we ended up at level 10 and 11, yesterday. they decided to job against the bell bearing bull in the basement for 5 min too
>>527663641Never does that
I thought we set our group password to erg
>>527663537That third slot makes me envious
>>527663267i haven't failed a run with erg or my oshi's community yet
>>527663152lynch all youtubers
>>527663560yea I had dual epic holy daggers. and the dagger had a black knife except holy skill on it that I don't think exists in the base game. at the end of the second phase I ulted and we killed him before the invisibility broke lol
>>527663751sometimes you gotta decide to git gud
>>527656948I'd expect at least an element with the nightlord is weak to. I mean if you're gonna keep starter weapon might as well squeeze everything out of it.
Had a level 10 run with /erg/ where we kept fucking up the pathing and having to leave bosses half killed. Still won tho
The fuck is the difference? This game seems like it has so many off the wall, weird, and useless relic perks that it suffers the Diablo 4 damage on Tuesdays meme
I'll admit something. I suck fighting crucible knights. As in. I really just cant and I die every single time
>>527664110+1 is better and the two stack
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4/edit?gid=1966356725#gid=1966356725
>playing Guardian
>blocking everything
>managing stamina
>getting nuked by elemental damage
>can't dodge properly
>die
What am I doing wrong? I know I'm missing something.
Help.
>>527663197maris is storm king but good
libra is bed of chaos but good
caligo is ancient dragon but good
gnoster is moonlight butterfly but good
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>>527664142crucible knights are some of the most fun fights in the game, i feel bad for u anon
Is it possible to change your character name? Or do you need to roll a new game?
Anyone got the screenshot of the retard artist complaining about microaggressions in Recluse fanart?
>>527663914>that I don't think exists in the base game>she never went into the secret torture office>she never summoned Melina against Morgott for fun>she never fought PollyanaBlade of Calling a cute
>>527664351Stop trying to make yourself upset. Why don't you go jerk it to Recluse's fat tits instead of trying to be a culture warrior
>>527663380It's too late, you're not walking off until you've been kissed, licked, humped, raped and covered in cum
>>527664268playing guardian was your first mistake...
>>527664350pause > globe settings icon ("network"?)
>>527664268>can't dodge properlyfound your problem
I have revised the list.
>S
Wylder
The King of all trades
>A
Raider, Ironeye, Recluse
Good utility and damage
>B
Revenant, Guardian
Lacking speed but the team is less likely to wipe
>C
Duchess, Executioner
No reason to play them
>>527664268manage your stamina better so you don't get caught by stray hits when you get shield broke
Need help for Darkdrift Knight on PSN for Iron Eye Remembrance 2/3 pass erg
>>527664268Try taking some of those element resist passives instead of picking the unga bunga big stick every time
>>527663991You don't understand, he has the PUBG mindset, he figures if he has one good gun with infinite ammo, why would he every bring anything else? Just level faster and sprint to the next boss
>>527664268The only character worse than Guardian is revenant, so the solution is simply to play a different character.
>>527664350Pause, System, Network, "Player Name"
checking randoms profiles in PSN is quite revealing. most people playing this game that i match with only ever played FIFA and CoD before this lol.
>>527661140>Church - avoid unless it's on the way.What.
>get guardian itch
>queue erg for 10 minutes, no hits (ps5)
>queue pub gladius
>wipe at 10% hp
I think I'm just going to uninstall until there's DLC.
>>527664562revenant and duchess is silly damage, add ironeye or wylder as a third
>>527663818The group password is just for ghosts and such, to actually match with us you need the password.
>>527663751I've had terrible runs with erg too, getting wiped repeatedly by bosses on day 1, ending up at level 11, and yet we still killed the nightlords in minutes. With erg you WIN.
>>527664331Nta, but I was fine with them in ER, but in Nightreign the time pressure really gets under my skin. I always start rushing and making mistakes. And these guys punish mistakes pretty hard.
>>527664667>he needs to fill up his sippy cup before clearing a soldier camp
First victory as Recluse, fucking hell. She has buffs but they're so very short-lived...
>>527664562Swap Guardian with Duchess and Executor and your list is good
>>527654808imagine having eyes in your back
jacket? rubbing on your eyes
pushed into a wall? smacked in the eyes
awful existence
>>527664694>with erg you win with lv15 every time>actually, with erg you wipe and scrape through at lv11I'll wait an hour for you guys to admit you lose every other round
I have a 90% win rate with erg
>>527664562>Duchess, ExecutionerMaybe you are just bad at parry?
>>527664892Brother, why do you have a shield equipped?
>>527664850VIOLENTLY RAPING THIS DOLL
dog
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>>527664667>WhatChurch doesn't give exp or weapons. Zero Dps increase. My best runs we only had 4 to 6 estus.
>>527664892Anyone got the dogs dox??
>>527665065Because I suck with Recluse, duh??? Are you stupid or something?
>>527664850>*rolls across the dirty ground*
>>527665065that's erdtree shield it does like 10000 damage if you reflect with it, she got S fth
>>527665047No, your youtube montage of let me solo the nightlord is the only thing executor has going for him, but this is a co-op game, so outside of that he has arc which is useless against nightlords. No reason to play him over other options.
>>527664892jesus christ dont dox the boss like that again
>>527665046I have about a 97 or 98% win rate I think with /erg/
the losses are extremely sparing and often memey
>>527665065>why do you have a shield equipped?what's wrong with them?
kek
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>>527665140>he queued as guardian
I feel like I'm in a love/hate relationship with this fucking game. I love the Elden Ring combat, I love all the Ideas it has of adding randomness to it, but it feels like it's half done. Doesn't go far enough. More like a pretty okay Elden Ring mod than a standalone game.
Every round is the same rush to the same locations, so much that if you're leading a party for more than 2 or 3 games in a row your brain goes fucking mush with "Wait, have we done this? It's still night 1, right?"
But my main complaint is: Why not go all out on the roguelite element? Why not give us a bunch of outlandish shit? Attacks chain to other enemies, random crits (as in double damage, not what the game calls crits), actually noticable self healing, melee weapons fire beams when used, chance per attack to summon a mimic tear, every 45 seconds, an attack that would have struck you gets automatically parried, regardless of your weapon / current animation state, spells you cast have a chance to be double / tripple cast at no extra cost, your weapon now applies every element, fuck it, YOUR SPELLS apply elements / bleed. Hold dodge to keep rolling like sonic the fucking hedgehog. ANYTHING FUN.
Arguably the most fun abilities to get are "walking casts X spell" and Glintblades, and the former is absolute ass to trigger on anything but recluse and Ironeye and ALL of them are absolute nonsenseical useless bullshit in terms of actual damage. How much better would this be, if they actually leaned into more fun abilities? Imagine revenant, but the minions you accumulated actually came with you, and weren't just insta gibbed by bosses. her entire "You have a chance to ressurect minions" aspect is ENTIRELY out of play on bosses. Imagine playing Wylder, and with every attack there was a chance a phantom of a random boss appeared to also do a single attack. Imagine playing Raider with a legendary upgrade that drops Lava where you walk that hurts enemies.
>>527665065>>527665279I was about to defend you saying "It's probably got Spell Damage or FP shit on it" lmao
>>527665339>He queued as Raider
My first time playing with /erg/ was like witnessing crackheads.
I've never gotten to max level before, and these guys got to max level way before the end of the second night. I could barely keep up with them trick jumping their way up the middle castle.
I guess I'm a fake gamer.
>>527665551>he found the Ritalin crowdDon't feel bad, old man...
>>527665551You'll be alright little bwo.
>>527665551I make it my business to show everyone the quick jump up to the top of the keep boss
>>527665854>turn the castle corner>camera freaks out because I'm close to a wall>fall downMITSUBISHI YOU FUCK
>>527665854I think I played with you yesterday against Darkdrift. I was an Ironeye and we had a Wylder and you (Revenant).
Post more speed/movement tech, I only know scaling the main castle wall to reach the roof boss fast from the entrance
Thank you cute little godrick dragon for carrying me through an easy as hell sentient pest win. Thanks to my Ironeye and Raider teammates as well. It was my first win with wylder.
>>527665551Haven't played with erg yet. Was doing all the remembrances so that I wouldn't clog up the queue and ended up getting all the achievements on the journey. Have no reason to play but for the love of the game now.
I also don't know if its just erg or /erg/
huh why are there 2 objectives for the duchess 6th remembrance. find a message in limveld and fight revenant? but the revenant fight seems optional?
>>527665942Maybe? Not sure, I wasn't playing as much these past days cause I was dogsitting away from home, but im yys
>>527665908classic, I turn my camera right to sort of lean into the turn, sometimes I go too fast and nyoom off though
>>527666032There are windstreams? You can use to get to the top of certain forts that save time
>>527662515In my experience randoms fucking love doing Loretta or Draconic Tree Sentinel
It usually goes well though
Is there a way I can make it prio holy damage over the fire damage? The order of which I equip them doesn't change it, it appears fire takes prio because its slot 2 with holy being slot 3
>>527666312the order does matter. the order they're in on this page
>>527666249whos your favorite erg nightfarer
>>527665854That cornering always makes me uncomfortable, I only ever do it when pubs insist.
I hate dying to platforming it's embarrassing
>>527666312Unfortunately left takes priority
>>527666451it's a duchess I see at night my time usually
>that revenant beach fight
??????
why is this impossible?
>>527666451Recluse.
They just need to speed up her "sucking" mana animations.
>>527666087you never include the slashes
>>527666603Put on starting bell, hose down the two aggressive summons. Then the big one. Then just be relentless with the dagger and she can't cast shit.
>>527666656SO CLOSE ARE YOU KIDDING ME
RECLUSSY COULD HAVE HAD IT
>>527666312it goes left to right
>>527666603Kill the girl spirt then bulrush the dollslut
>>527666656>They just need to speed up her "sucking" mana animations.I wish they'd allow us to keep sucking even with all three slots filled. Like press to suck, hold to cast the cocktail.
>>527666983Recluse pressing repeatedly in my presence
>>527666983I agree but it should cost two letter grades of faith
>>527666983that's a balance thing so you can't regen fp too fast
>>527666983Agreed.
Sometimes I just want to get mana back asap without having to cast the cocktail.
>>527666981>>527666943>>527666798it's k i beat the shit out of her with the "invisible after crit" affix, I backstabbed helen and then chilling misted her ass which also turned me invisible.
big booby witches sucking you off for FP
Their stat grades go up if you do remembrances right?? I heard something about Executor getting a faith rank increase or was that just a meme
so a year later now, what really was the point of Miyazaki making you suck off St Trina 7 times, die and repeat just for secret quest progression
If you go play in the rain, I am NOT going to pick you up. You did it to yourself. Enjoy that lost level
>>527667704Miyazaki moment. Simple as.
>>527667704he wants to see how much he can push hiding content.
next game, illusory walls are going to take 5 hits to reveal, with absolutely no tell at all.
What's a good helmet that can show off my cute female toon's face and hair :3c
>>527667575unfortunate, S Faith Executor would be kino...
>>527667806at first i worried a lot about people dying. i would try and run and help ecc.
then i got a fucking recluse trying to ress me 3 bar by meleeing me with a stick.
now i let people die and respawn. they can run back and get their runes if they feel like it. it's probably faster this way.
>>527667959human trafficking blindfold
>>527667538it's kind of a shame we never get to see prime marika's model in game
Why didn't they just flip more assets into the game? I don't get it
>>527668281i think they're going to. doesn't seem hard to do. lots of reward for little work
>>527665291Honestly I'm tired of trying to prove retarded FromSoft players wrong. Even if I prove you wrong you'll hate me all the same. So please continue on with your bad opinions.
>>527668124if i die on day two close to the tree, I usually go out and healtank the storm to get my runes back
>jumping off the white bridge before facing the nightlord kills you and delevels you however you also drop the exact amount of runes needed to relevel back up
>if you get the Libra curse that half healths you and you cannot cure it you can kill yourself jumping off this bridge for no penalty and it also removes the curse
>>527668538Damn why did you tell them the secret
>>527668457Prove me wrong how? Give me at least three reasons why you would ever have an Executor in your team over a Wylder or Raider.
>>527664142I've downloaded them at this point they're black knight tier
Executor is the top Auger killer. No one can kill the jellyfish as fast as him
>>527668538also, the top of the door is very slippery and is much more of a deathtrap than it looks like it is
> start the game
> allies lag and teleport
> enemies lag and teleport
> bosses do not drop loot at all
> chests take ten seconds to drop loot
> every attack applies with huge delay
> sometimes enemies attack (and do damage) after reaching zero hp and playing death sound
God I wish Fromsoft would stop being turboautistic and separate matchmaking properly by regions or by ping instead of their usual "Japan vs Not Japan" retardation.
>>527662569Same here. I got an ancient dragon gaol ONCE ever and it was that day where a bunch of network failures were happening, and it kicked me out before I could kill it.
>>527668878Ironeye R2? Duchess?
So this is the power of PC (Presume Cheaters) gamers.
>>527664475I want to show it to a friend, idc about it myself
>>527668735nta but as long as you're not fighting heolstor
>poison>bleed>frostall on one weapon that you can get to purple in under a minute or 2, shreds 95% of the things in this game
>>527669003Doggy roar is better than either option
>>527668923i was afraid of using popular group passwords because i'm european and fear getting lagg by matching with americans.
meanwhile i've had multiple games with chinese and japanese players.
im confused and impressed that it worked out well.
>>527669047Try seppuku frost/poison mainhand and a frost/poison offhand
>>527669127>ulting just for jellysWhy
>>527669047>you can get to purple in under a minute or 2Do you still need lv7 to use purple version of starter weapon?
>>527667704Why the fuck wasnโt st trina a boss, why was Miquella not an npc, why wasnโt shaman marika a boss, why wasnโt godwyn the promised consort, away wasnโt there an item you could bring back to malenias boss room, why wasnโt the ending cutscene from Miquella longer than 5 seconds, why wasnโt the abyssal woods longer than 2 minutes, why wasnโt romina and the rot church more built up or had a questline, why was meytrs quest so awful, why didnโt meytr drop anything for a new ending, etc
>>527663382I would, but I can't play with erg, because ||Xbox|| :c
>>527669252if you upgrade it yourself nah you don't need to meet the level requirement. It's pretty busted
>>527669029isn't that normal for jar cannon? it takes ages to reload
>>527669228>Ulting to easy big damage to the bossWhy would I not?
>>527665551I can't even imagine.
>tfw 37 year old Revenant main>Arthritis in the hands>Hag Prime gaming>Trying to keep up with absolute G A M E R SI'm sorry sisters, I am too old and ugly.
>>527669267Most of those because time/budget cuts. Libra was 100% supposed to be the big bad roaming abyssal woods. Godwyn probably cut too so they asked Mike for a final boss idea and he goes "Well I liked those toguro brothers in dark souls 3, let's do that again haha."
>margit invades on top of the castle WHILE we're fighting a corrupted tree spirit
what kind of bullshit is this?
>>527667152the sucking animation already takes too fucking long, that's enough of a nerf
>>527669514post soles please!
>>527669331Its normal attack is 584. To get to 925, that's a 58% increase. We see it has +14% ranged attacks, so you'd only need another 44%. I usually have 3 +X% ranged attacks in an iron eye run, and there could also be some +X% damage in general or physical attack items. So that's not really a typical jar cannon, but its not unrealistic either.
>>527669514>37 year old>arthritis>old>at 37What the fuck dude snap out of it.
I'm 31 and I'm the exact same as when I was 20.
>>527669267why would st trina be a boss, and godwyn's soul is gone forever, like dead-dead
>>527669029someone post the 1.5k damage BBH sword please
>>527668538you can't cure the curse that saves you from death tho
>>527669646>Moth raid succs while on Lava crater dungeon >Probably fucking far awayRNG BS
>get 2x legendary drops as Ironeye
>neither has something for me or even for the Wylder
>settle on the horn staff
>debuff bosses with it
>our DPS goes wild
Neat. Shame Wylder didn't use Shriek of Milos to stack more debuffs.
>>527669514what kind of arthritis? 37 is hella young
>>527669514i'm a year older than you, pathetic
>>527666897Link to the site please
>>527669826Well, I was mostly being silly about it, 37 is not that old. The arthritis is mostly the problem considering it's RA I've had since I was like 3.
>>527670036Rheumatoid arthritis. Hands and other joints are all slightly deformed, inflamed and painful.
>>527670084Well now I'm being bullied by senpai and youngshits. It's so over. I would kneel to you king, but I can't get up from my knees without some help. So if you help me up I will kneel to you.
Anyone else use only the frost relic on executor, not the poison one?
I feel like the damage drop off from poison infusing isn't really worth it.
>>527670376>healing and attack buffs on poison>is free dps on bossesDon't be silly.
has anybody else spotted a black blade kindred with two swords? (not a twinblade, one sword in each hand). when I got closer to fight him he switched to a single sword and halberd, I'm going to see if I can find him again today and take a screenshot of him.
>>527670374>old hag can't even get off her kneesGet some exercise, bitch.
>>527670376he's gay so i just take rune gain x3 and use whatever
>>527670374>RAAh man sorry to hear that brother.
That explains things.
>>527670487Healing is whatever and the attack buff doesn't last very long
>>527668631she's just a silly girl, tho?
>>527670374>37 is not that oldAnon...
>>527669514I'm a 41 year old who has been typing for pay and pleasure for most of my life and my hands are fine
My back on the other hand
>>527670661Aren't you too old foe videogames? And for online forums? How/why are you here?
I just got Nightlord Slayer!!!
>>527669850>why would st trina be a boss, Because Miquella stripped himself of her and threw her in the gutter, because the guy at the start of the area asks an ominous question of what will become of Miquella without a soul, because it adds to miquellas lore and gives the opportunity for a psuedo Miquella fight
>and godwyn's soul is gone forever, like dead-deadI might be misremembering this but does Miquella not literally put radhanns soul back in his body at the gate, there is simply no reason that the same cannot happen but with godwyn
>>527670748yeah we stopped the whole "You can't do the things you enjoy any more because you reached an arbitrary age" thing with my generation. You're welcome.
I have a wife and my own place, my free time is to be used how I see fit.
>>527670374you sound cute we should play sometime
>filtered by smelter
Run was off to a bad start anyway. We were barely level 6 by the end of night 1
>>527670748Stop being gay, if unc wants to post on 4chinz and play Elden ring that's his prerogative
>>527665339actually one of the better bosses for guardians gimmick
What's the gimmick for Le Goatse? What's my objective when fighting him?
>>527670748>don't do things you enjoy because you're oldThe American dream is dead, I'm not going to stop playing games to slave longer at work or shit, jfc.
>>527670943>>527671038I'm gonna stop playing videogames on my birthday tomorrow
>>527670907st trina is just chill like that
radahn's soul was intact, malenia fought him to release his soul, godwyn's entire thing is that he's a decomposing soulless corpse, ranni killed her physical body and godwyn's soul
I think kick should do extra damage to teammates for the purposes of reviving.
>>527670508How about you help me get some exercise?
>>527670594<3
>>527670650Young man please.
>>527670661Ah, sitting at the computer all day like a gremlin causing back paint. I myself have a mild scoliosis lean that gets pointed out a lot.
>How's it hanging?>A little to the left I made sure to buy myself a super nice chair and got myself a nice extra seat cushion and now my back feels a lot better. I hope you're not still using a kitchen table chair for a computer chair.
>>527671232Why not go for the Lebanese dream then?
>>527669763This sounds reasonable.
>>527671162Okay, that's completely fake as fuck. Why wouldn't you hack a fast weapon to deal a ton of damage? Whatever.
>>527669029>>527669331>>527669891I still think that's a bug simply because I've never played with anyone who did ridiculous damage like that in 100+ hours, I'd have noticed.
>>527671457You expect someone who has to cheat in this game to not be retarded?
>>527671376What's that dream?
>>527671221Don't take a deal. Use ults to smash his shield when he meditates [manually breaking the seals can be good too, especially if you bring a bow.] but Wylder and Raider and I think Ironeye can ult his shield into pieces.
>>527671221He has multiple gimmicks but the main one is weak to holy madness will stun him two or three times but it's really not as long of a window as you'd hope so it's better to just have holy all the time and turn deal with his buffing and seal phase with ults instead of the painstaking breaking of all the seals. Honestly easy fight if you took any of the resistence buffs or madness meatballs because his health pool is so low. Sustain any kind of damage on him without having to run around reviving people he goes down quick.
>>527671297Malenia fought with him to kill him, she failed and itโs only when the player kills him for good that you can start the dlc
>decomposing soulless corpseWhile icy is why he was the perfect character to bring back. The lore we got of him alive also matches with the upstanding brother that Miquella respected. Imagining the promised constort fight but with godwyn doing holy stuff and red lightning dragon stuff feels like a such a missed opportunity
>Rot Greathammer drops
>Wild swing on it
Haha revive go brrr
>>527670374>37 year old hagI'm 19 and want to lose it... help me
>>527671221Always select I want to fight at full strength if given the option or youโre automatically a D rank player. Also always attack him if he spawns on the field.
>>527672108It will only get worse, make sure you kill yourself in your prime
>>527671640I dont understand your point. I expext them to make a strong weapon. You can say well they're a cheater of course they're retarded, okay so why didn't they fuck up and make the weapon lower attack power too, then?
>>527669891that wasnt a cheated weapon, marais GS is just that broken
>>527672181I meant my virginity
>>527672214Hags are hot though
>>527669514I'm also 37 and I'm running around Not-Limgrave like a crackhead myself.
Requesting (assertively) that the add the pizza cutter to general boss drop pools
>3 games in a row where the player with a skin is dogshit useless running off alone and dying
>Meanwhile the dude without a skin groups with me while we go around the map
I'm getting tired of randoms, are there eu ERG players? I just assumed you were all NA.
she's probably an obese man who had a sex change
let it go guys
>>527669514>>527672365I'm 37 too, what a coincidence.
i feel like raider just doesn't do that much damage
>>527670374do you look like Recluse?
>>527672457splitting off isn't the end of the world.
sometimes i still need items so i go camps while the others go farm runes at the castle
>>527672467Fuck sake man, I'd rather they keep lying to me but you ruined the illusion
>>527672469Damn we should fuck
>>527671003I'll join one of the groups some time and you can guess if it's me.
>>527672108>>527672343Young man please
>>527672365>>527672469Yay, 88 gang, let's gooooooo. I can't believe you are still such good gamers. I struggle so much unless I get destructo disc.
>everyone here is old, fat and disabled
Explains a lot, I was playing with zaborg or something this morning and he seems to fit that criteria
>>527672649Is it when you die on repeat
>>527671374I'm not any three of those
Do you guys play with erg as a password, or as a multiplayer group? I've been putting it as the group.
>>527672659sorry anon
but it's better to attack gwynevere, you get one extra boss fight
>>527672957thank you for asking because im too much of a sperg to do so
>>527672978It hurts to admit but you're right
>>52767288630s isnt old, and only one guy is "disabled" if you can call RA that. Go outside.
>>527672957they're different things anon, you do both
>>527672907it's not. me dying doesn't affect you in any way. i'll just run back in and get my runes back.
i'm much more effective with the right weapons/infusions, so its worth it
>>527672646Sorry anon, if I was good looking I would be doing something other than playing video games by myself and shitposting on the internet.
>>527672957>>527673006I can't check the words now but like, whatever the top one is, the one where there's only 1 slot, not 5
>>527672957ive only done password
ffrg
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always queue with this password, never queue with randoms because there will always be EU or NA erg people also playing
>>527672957I did password at first but I got sick of waiting so I sent friend requests to the first few ergs I matched with and have just been messaging them if I want to play (they are really fucking good at the game)
>>527673006Gotchu senpai, a neurotypical is here to make sure you can make that phone call.
>>527673135I know they're different things. If I thought they were the same, I wouldn't be asking which one you use. There's no reason to do both though, the password overrides everything including multiplayer groups.
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have you guys voted yet?
https://strawpoll.com/NPgxe7Q0oZ2
>>527672469>Wylder is Daniel Larson
>>527673412his playstyle is boring...
>>527673232As an addition set the little thing under it to two players requiring a pass. It will pull a random to be the 3rd if another erg player isn't avaliable. 2 semi competent players is all it really takes most of the time.
>>527673297Anyone who does this should be beaten to death with a rock
>>527673573But then I have to rely on it matching us with a semi-competent random
>>527673573Do you not only match with other erg players looking to do that too then? Like your matches will always be 1 erg, 1 rando
>>527673539Let me guess, you hang back and R1 spam? You need to get in there, use your mark, and your triple shot R2s. It's a much more active playstyle, and waaaaay more damage.
>>527673640>>527673619but then i gotta wait 30 minutes for one of you retards to queue
>>527673406no it doesn't. bloodstains (the only important part of group password) still applies regardless of password.
>>527673754It's low bar desu. The 3rd can be shit as long as they show up and all 3 of you aren't C rank health you'll do good enough to win or loss completely on your own merit.
>>527673821Heolstor matches are instant with erg, even faster than randoms
Also if you need to do some other boss and somehow cant find people, just write it here and someone will come
>>527673821Then wait
You will eat when the food is ready
>>527647067Cool image but probably a gay reference
>>527673831The matchmaking is overriden, I meant. And yes, that is more important than the red bodies. Seems crazy to not use erg as a group password, we'd all get much faster games and more games together.
whats the optimal path through the castle? i see erg guys climbing all over the walls and doing crazy shortcuts
>>527673814nah i don't even use bows past the early game, they (still) feel like shit, I'll only use one if I get a super gimmicky build going. I just think the other melee characters feel better
>>527674028I've noticed two general paths, either going to the top (not to the boss) and fighting way down so that you end by killing the basement boss and so cache in all the runes, or starting st the bottom and like working way up
>>527674014you are either very stupid or baiting me, either way, i'm done talking with you
>>527674005>see big tiddy woman>think about gay dicksI know what you are.
Is there a way to get up to those mini-castle fort thingies fast? The ones where youre supposed t o enter through the bottom then run up like 3 sets of stairs to get to the roof boss which is usually golem or crystallians.
>>527647842Thereโs nothing more to say dude. The original gameโs discussion was 90 percent lore faggots schizoing everywhere and red man blue man shitflinging. This general was running on fumes prior to NR and it will likely be on fumes again soon if they donโt stay on top of it
>>527674028SOUTHWEST CORNER
or
NORTHEAST CORNER (optionally reached by sewer)
>>527673412>Revenant that highThis explains the bird hate and all the whining.
>>527674028Itโs slightly faster to jump on the ledge before the merchant on the walls and walk around to the rooftop boss
>have to fight gnoster
>guaranteed loss
Mmmmm i love aoe spam followed by moving 500 meters away
>>527674173You think the loot you get is more important than the people you play with? Obviously the matchmaking matters more than the red bodies.
>>527648343Donโt think about it too hard because they didnโt
>>527649097Oh man, I miss Camp Lazlo. Good times :)
>>527674349Have ranged person focused on fighting the moth to keep them away while other two focus the scorpion
>>527674028First you do the sewer
Then you go up the staris open the talisman chest and go through the gate
If there are crucible or banished knights you clear them, if there are trolls you go to your left turn around and climb the ruined wall to kill the first troll. Then you climb the scaffolding and go to the right where there is the second troll and a bunch of knights. Then you go back to the first troll, go through the dining room, kill the troll on the other side. Then you jump down and kill the fourth troll. After that you run back to the first troll and go to the ruined wall. Before the merchant there is an exiled knight. In this spot you wall jump and grab the ledge, then go left and around the corner. You will find another ruined wall that you can jump, and you'll be in the top floor for the second boss.
>>527672686I erp a lot so I don't mind.
>>527672853I have some strain in my hands but it's not too bad.
>>527674005The characters are from Dark Souls 2 and they are referencing Dark Souls 2, when the Desert Sorceress literally does that attack. I hope this helps.
>>527674028From the west side gap take the collapsed wall section that forms a ramp up to the top. On your left is thin ledge vault or whatever it's called to get on it. Then walk around the corner to your left again to get up to the roof fast without having to encircle the whole thing. You'll get used to it.
>>527674448I wish you weren't. You need to be scalped like the rest.
cute rev mains should post their soles asap
>>527671221You can run through his sigils you dont ne3d to hit them
>>527674772You do realize there's only one actual girl here who mains her and she probably isn't even cute, right?
>>527674772What about ugly revenant mains
>>527674772Warm, moist, sloppy revenant-main boycunt...
>>527674475>Recluse only found shit spells, every seal was Reject+Fortify>had Rot Axe and Bleed Nagi on exe>can only get 1 hit in before i have to dodge beam+stomp+aftershock+spell shit>probably poisoned by that pointI have never fought this thing and not been at 0 Estus at phase 2, its the only boss in the game to fuck me over this hard and it can fuck right off
Also pet peeve
>shared HP bar>but still acts as seperate entities so Statuses are never shown on the bar>but also cant see them on their own bars cause they have noneThey dont play their own shit
>>527674894If she's not fat that's cute enough for me
Completed the game today. Here is my hardest bosses tier list going by memory and feel. Fought 2 in a party + 1 random.
>>527674789>sigil in the airWhat now fag?
>no ironeye
>>527674349>people lose to GnosterReally?
If you could be one Fromsoft character, who would you be?
You'll have to live with the problems that come from being in their franchise.
>Slight Revenant slander
>Revenants start ERPing
Shit, they have that degradation fetish don't they?
Good job nightbros.
It was a perfect run and nobody died.
>>527675079Miquella goonette
>Testing shit out
>Give executioner a colossal weapon, every hit barely moves the ult bar
>Give straight sword to Raider
>Every hit barely moves the ult bar
Huh... interesting I wonder if its based on dmg or preferred weapons. But the best way to fill ULT ART bar is to just do fast R1s with their starting equipment type. Charged r2s makes no difference so I guess R1 wins in the end
>>527675075Does the number refer to the number of tries?
>>527675009Phase 1 is harder than phase 2 honestly. They're a lot less readable when split up.
>>527675262Yes, else i wouldnt write this pissed off rant, genius
>>527664562Fuck guardian. faggot ass character
I'm not even hype for 4 slot relics because the current possible effects are so ass. The patch needs to seriously buff almost every effect.
>>527675520cold doll hands typed this post
>>527675562how would you know?
>>527675295Theyre dolls anon
>>527675467If I post another tirade about how every move is extremely predictable, slow, and easily timed, I'm going to start being known around here as "the Gnoster schizo" or something. But I full do not understand how people lose this fight after the first run or two where you're just learning the moveset. Its the easiest hitless fight in the entire game.
>>527675295Yes. I absolutely do.
>>527675565>4 slot relicsWhat? Where did this come from? Or you just mean as a possibility?
I agree anyway, "rolling" or "chasing" good relics is fucking gay and shit, most of the triple effect relics have 0 synergy between any 3 of their effects
>>527675237recluse can hit all the air ones easily with shattering crystal
>>527675075How the fuck did it take you ~50 expos to complete the game when you had a friend?
>>527675746The bug fight is very easy
The hardest fight is Darkdrift.
Case closed.
>>527671297>he's a decomposing soulless corpsehe's still holding the stars and keeping his horse. radahn's soul is still there that's why miquella thanks you as champion of the festival. he's just completely lost his mind keeping himself alive to cling to the stars.
it raises an interesting question of why he's so desperate to keep fate in stasis.
>>527675875The hardest fight is really dependant on the character you're playing as.
>>527675624/dsg/ is still dead lol
>>527658490thatโs now how bird sex works
>>527657297>from still canโt into character modelslmao
>>527675778Dataminers found a 4th hidden slot on relics. The new super bosses they be releasing either this week or next week will likely drop those 4 slot relics for rewards.
>>527675754Then post Rev thighs, get under my desk, and shut the fuck. You get starlight shards when I finish, if I feel like it.
>>527675746It's easy until something forces you off the scorpion's ass. That thing has some disgustingly delayed attacks if you allow it to do anything but the stomp.
>>527675271Easy answer. Sekiro.
Awesome character, handsome, respected by the greatest swordsman of all time
Hard bosses will have a 3k murk buyin
>>527675746I can no hit Heolstor and 1-2 charge Goat, Gnoster and their desynced attack bs makes me want to rip my hair out
I am also incredibly bad with super delayed attacks, so the scorpions very slow downsmash gets me alot
>>527675875See, just another case of the games great design
>get Lightning weapons against Fulghor every time so he never gets to do his aoe spam shit>never get fire, not that it matters because ive never seen it stagger Pest, when im doing Pest>>527675854Ive had runs where we dont have a ranged and only ranged options were fucking throwing weapons or greatbows
Aint happening
>>527675887you misread, I was talking about godwyn
it's obvious radahn still has his soul, he's still barely conscious too as he keeps the gravity magic for his horse
I also don't know why he stopped the stars, but I assume is because he doesn't like what Ranni cooked up, he's the biggest barrier in her plan
>>527676169Hnnng
Gonna do a quick masturbation session don't mind me.
>>527676238Delayed attacks are easier attacks. You can stand right in front and there's only one move that requires a reaction time of under two seconds.
>>527662198your bait is gay and so are you
>>527662032objective truth
>>527675872We didn't watch any guides and nightreign is the friend's first soul's game, so it was basically all me figuring out the strategy of anything. The last random last guy was the most debilitating debuff though. Still I think we did pretty good. Only took 40 hours.
>>527676389Where are the thighs, dumbass?
Imagine playing with /erg/ ever. Make a mistake or don't play 100% optimally and someone posts your steam profile. No thanks.
>>527675271I wanna be the DS1 Tarnished and live my life with Priscilla in the Painted World.
Second best is Sekiro, the true ending is pretty positive, you also get to journey with Kuro and Emma.
>>527676612ive literally never seen this happen
>>527676407It's not the objective truth
>>527676612This doesn't happen
why is guardian so ass solo
even with the best possible setup you're still wasting time reacting to attacks and my dps, despite counters hitting really hard, is still lower than ironeye or raider
what the fuck
>>527676612no you don't have your steam profile posted but you get put on the tier list
>>527676384the fact that iji did not know or even consider radahn was doing that makes me think the reason had something to do with miquella/st trina and not ranni.
>>527676612I don't think I've ever seen this happen.
>>527676612Its not like that at all
I do chuckle at random shenanigans you guys get up to though, not like getting downed thats whatever
>>527672853>88 gangyou might want to use the whole year in this case
>>527676706https://youtu.be/9UxndqWL-KE
>>527676612someone's D tier on the list and hates it. are you that rev leaver???
Is caligo immune to bleed? I felt like I was just wasting FP with the one mohg miracle bloodflame crap.
Guardian is actually the most braindead broken class.
>>527676794>88Shit I'm 37?
I'm slow at grinding but I think I'm pretty decent when I play with /erg/
I'm just always a bit behind, but I don't go down and I revive my bros.
I always bring a stonesword key and the rune buff for the homies.
>>527676831>>527676715Where is the list?
>>527676749Happened to me. When I first started playing with /erg/, someone asked for my Steam profile to be doxxed so that he could block me.
PSNeRs
2/3 all boss queue lets gooo
>>527676835No. Its bleed resist is 252, which is "middle" since all nightlords have either 154, 252, or 541. Or are immune.
>>527677045So I just just whiffing a bunch them?
>>527676992>braindeadnah
if you miss a single timed guard you get guard broken looped until death. solo at least
>>527676660>>527676675>>527676715>>527676749>>527676759>>527676831Maybe it's a time zone thing? I'm up at degenerate hours and the past 2-3 days I've seen it happen twice.
>>527676835he should bleed, maybe the spell is just really bad
>>527676612Why are people denying this when just last night I saw multiple salt posts? One of them didn't have any links posted but the other one did
I hate that timestop rain thing heolstor does, it's so random and annoying to dodge
how do you consistently deal with it?
>>527677085More likely because of Caligo's moveset being like 70% self centered AoEs that make you run away, and 30% flying to Kansas, the bleed bar was just dropping over time.
>>527677085Bleed damage is lower in co-op so you may have just not noticed the procs
>>527677125I cant imagine it's anyone good bothering to do that. Most actually questionable players are what spice up the runs like that laggyboi
>>527677178Run don't surge sprint counter clockwise roll if needed near the end.
>>527677125The one time I saw a steam profile was someone complaining about a random and was posting the rando's profile and it was not an erg person but idk. there are spergs so i wouldn't be surprised if someone did it to someone here
do you think, in real world history, a situation ever happened where a band of several skilled strangers were assembled to tackle a huge threat?
I'm able to beat nightlords solo just fine but only 4 out of 5 times I only reach level 12. I've been watching some of dist2's solo runs and he consistently reaches level 15 solo, but I can't exactly tell what he's doing differently
>>527676835I was the guardian and that was my first time ever seeing the mausoleum in 90 hours lmao, thats why I wanted to go there just to see what it did
It seems pretty useless
>>527666897Troon image.
>>527669029PCheats just canโt help themselves. Very spiritually neutered people.
>>527676794Oh? So people don't think 2088? I'm confused.
>>527677483It was super useless for me since I had nothing worth duping.
>>527675271President Michael Wilson of course.
>>52767749488 is heil hitler because h is the 8th letter of the alphabet and so when you said 88 gang you made someone from /pol/ cum
>>527677457>get to 4-5 fast, either with good bosses or gaol>clear castle at 4-5>continue clearing shit afterwards, will usually be 11+ at the end of day 1
Good god.
>Mastered every class
>Ironeye is dog easy to perform well with exactly as I surmised right from day 1
>Already bored of him and I'm not even done his memberberries
Fuck this class man.
>>527677457Probably full castle clear + a red boss or two but I dunno I haven't watched him
>>527677693I can only hope I get to that age. I want to be a shriveled raisin still playing games.
>>527677705Ew to the first part, but how fun to the second part.
>>527677831I haven't even mastered the only class I play
>>527677959Who do you play?
>>527677012REPOSTING
PSN lets go hoonting!
Holy shit, you guys weren't kidding about guardian? What's the start for this guy? Jump into a pub and hope to get hard carried? What relic effects should I be using?
>>527677457Just run out in the rain and clear everything around the end zone in the rain. Getting 15 solo is so easy
>i'm too old to be good at videogames!
excuses
did you know, fighting games are not tests of reaction speed?
they all have moves that come out in 6 or less frames (impossible for humans to react to)
so how do people manage to "react" to these moves?
>>527678135Idk, something that reflects damage when blocking i guess
>>527674201I didnโt say anything like that donโt project
>>527678056Sorry I was too busy looking at boobs to read what you said.
https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/185
finally, the first good NR mod
>>527678231What's there to fuckin' master?
>Pay attention to your summons, use the contextually appropriate ones>Retard spam the strongest seal you can find>Maybe cherrypick a decent wep with a solid incant passiveShe's not that hard or complex at all, just squishy so if you're dogwater at Elden Ring, you get hit lots
>>527678135Do his remembrances to get brooch, kill darkdrift for flat guard counter boost, try and get a good rally relic, and play into his gimmick because otherwise you arenโt doing shit on the class
>>527678406I dont want to do that though
>>527678135Bro
>night of champion>night of baron>anything else >find any purple shieldenjoy never ending stamina and your team never dying
sure you are not doing the most damage, but that's not his thing
>>527678135Try your hardest to stand in front of the enemy and block their shit with super stance, just upgrade the starting shield to purple so you can use your right hand art, get the skill extending perk, hold down the button on your ult, never bother with guard counter
>>527678098Still stuck 1/3.
>>527678056Oh is there a bingo we can all play together? That would be really fun.
>>527678190Okay well it was just me who said I was too old, then everyone my age or close to it came out to say I'm dogshit and that they are still good. So no one is using it as an excuse except me and now I won't use it again because it turns out I'm just bad.
>>527678430Idk how to find strong seals or find decent weapons
>so if you're dogwater at Elden RingYeah that one lol
Why do bosses hate Sebastian so much? Is the roar a taunt or something, he gets jumped by them even when far away
>>527670943>I have a wifehaha good one
>>527672886struck the nerve of an oldfag
>>527678190NTA and I don't buy that you get worse as you get older because of reaction time stuff.
You get worse as you get older simply because you have to worry about and do more stuff as you age. If you're under 20 you barely have to worry about anything, you can just think about and play games all day. When you start acquiring more responsibilities you just have to dedicate your time and energy to more important stuff. I've seen this pattern time and time again in competitive games, the original GOATs start losing to random kids because they simply don't have that hunger anymore
Maybe the reaction time stuff matters only for FPS games, but even then I doubt it.
>>527678532I am working out while listening to anime girl music
>>527678586it's not that you are bad, it's that most games are tests of knowledge, not tests of athletic prowess
even competitive games like counter strike or street fighter are tests of knowledge
if you simply play a game for 500h you will get just as good as the top 10% or even 1% of players
just spent 120k murk and didn't get a single relic upgrade for neither my recluse, revenant, nor wylder
Calling all psn bros. I have time for exactly 1 run. I will wait 10 minutes tops before queueing with randoms.
>>527678754Wow I wonder what this spoiler word could be
>>527678780Which is why you dont see it ever
>1 rot weapon in 50 expeditions so far
>>527678643It's functionally a taunt. It is many small attacks very quickly which means he is more likely to be targeted
>>527674894Yes, everyone realizes that. That wonโt stop them.
>>527674983Not a boy.
>>527678798bro don't tell me you are actually grinding murk legitimately
>>527678754based, personally I work out listening to motivational ASMR when I'm not listening to power metal
What's the lore behind the ending cutscene of a night giant walking away
>accidentally queue solo
>have to alt+f4 before match is made to avoid penalty
nice game
>>527678889I see rot staffs all the time and get the antspier raiper and rot great hammer pretty regularly
>>527678840Bruh I'm using the password but it ain't matching me. Want me to give you my ps tag?
>>527678973i got up and needed to take a shit bro
>>527675271None of them. These games are some of the worst video game worlds you could live in.
>>527676250His dick doesnโt even work anymore by virtue of being a corpse
>>527678991Anon, there is no penalty. Reporting players also does nothing
>>527678643I suspect their aggro has cycles like windows in which damage delt is calculated and weighs that against their proximity and probably some other factors like trying to revive. Then targets whoever got the biggest number relative to their distance in that window. Sebastian is going to easily top that because of his reach and double slam. So it stays on him until someone else wins the damage auction.
>>527678946I'm about to do it bro. Fuck gacha mechanics.
>>527678889honestly when I play Raider I get it pretty regularly, and when I play Revenant I get the Rot Dragon spell pretty often too
>>527678973My theory is that when you kill Heolstor and then turn into the grace, either in the past Heolstor realizes it wss pointless and gives up/exiles himself, or you as the grace resurrect in the body/avatar of the nightlord and exile yourself to avoid the bad night future
gg guys, nice to see you again. sorry for dying so much, idk why i was so sloppy that run
>>527677012>>527678098>>527678321I have the worst luck 4th wheeling. Randoms it is.
>>527675754post the source slut
>>527678946Nta but if I didnโt have the murk grind I wouldnโt be playing anymore
>>527679162>>527678997The rot Greataxe is actually what i got, on Executor lol
Had the Rotten Breath once, but that session was terminated by the server gods
Other than that its all just Briars of Punishment as far as spells go
How do I move out of d-tier?
>>527679313funny you say that, I stopped playing the moment I got all my achievements
>>527678971The gym plays crappy club music all day except for the one time a guy kidnapped the radio to play miku
https://youtu.be/f4x3hTs8zhk?si=keVT2W22fDmXCPjv
>>527676407This is a good post which hit the nail on the head.
>>527679435The tier list is how hard you carried the maker. You got to carry them harder
>>527679031I just got in.
>>527678973Thereโs no more retard. Whatโs the lore behind you getting ready to swallow a lot of shit Iโm about force down your throat? There isnโt any. Itโs pure nonsense. See how that works? Retard.
>>527678973I think heโs just happy to see the erdtree back and goes away. Thereโs probably a more literal reason for them all walking towards the nightlords arena, maybe theyโre create the jelly goop but itโs probably just intentionally vague Miyazaki horseshit
settlement is giga busted
the devs dont let you get settlement on purpose
UHH THE FUN IS IN THE RNG!!
fuck you
>>527679482No, it isn't, and no it didnt
>>527672457>while we go around the mapdo the castle you fucking noob shitter :going around the map" collecting churches is a noob strat.
>>527679665My assumption was that those are all Heolstor from different timelines/realities converging on the time that he always destroys the world, that's ehy you see a ton of them showing up towards the end of day 3
>>527675538seems so
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/13167927
>>527679658>>527679139>they genuinely dont know and believe there to be no penalty or shadow pool and that the game doesnt put you into it despite having left a single player match
>>527679642You can be nice.
>>527677442The closest thing I can think of is the Crusades but they werenโt exactly stragglers.
>>527679849highly doubt that's the case and even if it is I can insta find games with randos, and have no trouble getting matched with ergbros
>>527679849/codg/ is that way
>>527678056i guess we do know that dark souls boomers really are still around after all lol
>>527677442druglord manhunts are basically that
>>527677705itโs true iโm the /pol/ board and i just came
>>527670374are you the femanon with turner syndrome?
>>527679849I am a top tier rage quitter and I have received no penalty from the 40 or so expeditions I've left
i feel like the game looks ass visually, does it look worse than elden ring or am i going insane desu?
>>527680325there's no ray tracing, but otherwise it looks simliar
The relic UI fucking SUCKS
>>527679482This is a good post which struck a nerve.
>>527680268You're thinking of PCOS
>>527680167>escobar collected didgeridollarslol what a fag
>another wylder walks past the white wolf on a grave instead of taking the free greatsword
what the fuck is wrong with these retards
>>527677442Leicester City winning the premier league in 2016 with a literal drunk alcoholic as their top goal scorer
>>527680409holy shit madison, he's clearly joking
>>527680325It looks like shit in motion thanks to their garbage TAA and 60fps cap
You either get insane blurriness and ghosting or pixelated dogshit because the grass kills any visual clarity without AA
>>527680456It's not a good post
>>527679836Unfortunate. The style really worked with Revenant too
>>527680534You don't have to say that
https://vocaroo.com/1e4BzL7AwQl4
>>527675538yeah look how the veil just blends into her hair
>>527680409because i came? fucking bigot
>>527680734fucking kill yourself you american
I figured out why /vg/ thinks relic and recluse are bad. Basically the common strat is to just run around the map doing all the little soldier camps and churches and not killing any bosses that drop +2/legendary weapons so those players are pigeon holed into upgrading their starter weapon or hoping a fort has a good staff they can upgrade instead.
Running around doing all the easy mode enemy camps is a viable strat but you have a much less chance of finding the super OP caster item that helps casters carry the game
>>527680734keep yourself safe american
>>527680734>real Raider mommyWhat the fuck, my dick just leaked
>>527680734I hate women more than anything else in this universe.
>>527680875Why dont you go post on some .co.uk domain or something then, retard. This is our internet.
>>527680550is there a way to fix it, the game started looking a bit better when i turned grass to medium setting lol
>>527680325It has some improvements over base ER, but it's still underwhelming. Even if you have everything maxed out it still looks average and glitches out.
If you pick Guardian and go to the Expedition table (center of the Roundtable), and you look at the light in the table and then look at the opposite direction, something weird happens with the light reflections and it looks so unsettling. Keep doing it multiple times and you'll notice.
Psn bros is it just me who disconnected? I can't reconnect. Might just call it for now.
>>527680902They don't stop at mage towers? That's should be a MUST for Recluse and Duchess.
I love getting this spell, but melee players must hate having to put up with all the bullshit on their screen
>>527679480>The gym plays crappy club music all dayIโm glad that this is a universal problem in all gyms. Makes me want to grab a dumbbell and cave the skull in of wherever does the music selection
>>527680494>new player fails the knowledge check because he didnt read the wikidang how could one be so stupid
i dont play wylder and still think wylder players are dumb noobs btw[/spoile]
>>527680494what are you talking about
>>527681052towers are basically only good for passives and talismans. recluses should pick up a staff with slightly better scaling from a ruin and use it to kill as many bosses as possible, which is where the good staffs come from
>>527679642accurate
>>527679890but it gets the point across
>>527681114>fucks up the spoiler that badlyironic
>>527681052im pretty sure wylder players are following some 200 IQ guide on how to path through the map in a way that avoids as many castle/forts with staves, cathedrals, and mage towers as possible. the number of times i have had players run right by them or go in the opposite direction to do a 3 minute walk into a dead end with a church in it instead of doing the fort with an evergaol next to it is pretty crazy.
>>527680937https://vocaroo.com/15QdeQIsxXEk
>>527681272One time I was posting on /vp/ and I put [pokemon] and [/pokemon] from some kind of brain fart. Shit happens.
>>527681114You only need the ending spoiler if you want unspoiled text after it. It'll end on its own without that.
>>527681217>he doesnt knowi thought u guys were good at the game...
PRAY FOR Pik-Sen Lim, the Dark Souls 1 and 3 Narrator today.
Today she faces a japanese trial in the afterlife judged by King Shinko, where she'll be judged for killing. see pic related for all 10 judges.
How many japanese people must die before FROM and Japan in general release us from this suffering, and let us actually experience the other side of the story? I'm fighting for it with everything I have, even now.
Please pray today for her. She doesn't deserve this.
>>527681240Staves dont matter if the spells rolled on them are shit
>crystal torrent and meteorWooo.
>>527681470How can I be a dsgtroon if I'm not a liltimmy bitch nigga like you?
>>527681467its executOR
someone who carries out another's last wishes after their death
>>527681467best skin, almost makes up for him being a lobotomized sekiro
>>527681249>>527681272autistic pedants who point out typos are not liked by anyone, not by regular people, not by each other, not by their own mothers.
>>527681467>>527680734Which one of the resident attention whores are you?
>>527681571ctrl + s creates a spoiler tag, no need to write them down every time.
>>527680985I tried using AMDs AA instead but the game flat out blocks it, so no
If you want some fun, sprint around in the roundtable as Ironeye with his stock skin and AA maxed, horrible
>>527681640lusats staff always has stars of ruin. its the best staff you can find. azurs staff always have comet azur but can also have rykards rancor.
>crystal torrentbetter than pebble unless youre trying to regain FP
>>527681768Oh shit, you learn something new every day
I'm only gonna play with the sisters after I solo every boss with no relics or whatever those shiny gems that you get at the end are called.
im thinking im going to start playing that legolas piece of shit so i can solo the game easier when my teammates go full retard and run off across the map for a church. its frustrating as fuck to go to castle basement and see its a super duper easy zamora guy but have him dodge 90% of my glintstone pebbles and have it take 10 minutes to kill what would be a 30 second fight if my team wasnt retarded and decided to leave the castle for no discernible reason without checking basement
>>527681467>>527680734>talks fast as fuck>mumblesTranny detected but its cool I'm a chaser anyways, let me suck your gock
>>527677442We made bombs that split atoms with katanas doing that.
>>527649343>nasaly brownoid So this is the average Guardian user
>>527682061>if youre not a voice actress youre a trannoidDeranged behaviour
>>527681216>>527681646>dsgtroon mad because xher's general has been reduced to a shell of its former self filled with mentally ill tranniesKEKYPOO!
>>527682230I know what a tranny sounds like, I've heard enough of them calling me a good boy while cuming in my mouth
>>527682230I can tell you're just awkward but I would not sex you because 3DPD is inexcusable in today's age
>>527682378Didn't read; Sneed.
>>527682495we know you're illiterate you don't have to tell us
>>527681216>>527681646Get back in contaimnent maggot
>>527681646weird larping dsgtroon post
>>527681665not it doesnโt
>>527681680trvke post
>>527682061get back in containment
>>527682140trvke post part 2
>>527680734horny moist sloppy mommy raider femcel... rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape
God, Ironeye is stupid op. gg adelbros
>>527682061>talks fast as fuck>americanIm not opening that persons link but these two things indicate they are addied up so enjoy the drug addicted fiend.
2/3 all bosses
get in here
>>527679236>>527678973During the Nightreign, the Nightfarers did enough to allow a new timeline to be asserted. Part of it ws Recluse giving him love. Part of it was Wylder becoming it. Part of it was how we kicked his ass repeatedly.
>>527679740But they don't come to the castle.
Just had a run where all 3 of us ping castle, it's even Cruicible Knight castle. Retarded Ironeye instead runs off to do something else while me and Recluse slowly make our way through the Castle.
It just doesn't make sense to me, if people want to play solo just queue solo.
>get nothing on executor for whole run
>next run get malenia, rivers and moon
I see.
>>527671763Getting bombed by Jews at the tender age of 8 and then turning around and larping as them to cope, presumably.
>>527670748This place was created during my time. It's where I spent most of my days.