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>>527536561
I'm gay and it will make the news. LL for this feel?
Tributez
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Dis iz da greenest an bestest chant in da world...
Tribute.
Long time ago me and me mate Skarnsik here,
We was waaghing down a long and bloody road.
All of a sudden,
Therez shined a shiny daemon,
In da middle of da road,
An he sayz!
Play da bestest song in da world, or I'll eat your souls...
Well me an Skarsnsik,
We'z looked a each other,
And we each said,
Zog.
And we played da first thing dat came to our headz,
Just so happen ta be
The bestest chant in da world,
Itz waz da greenest chant in da world.
Look into ma mask and it's easy to see
Gork and Mork means waagh, Mork and gork also means waagh,
Itz waz destiny.
Once every hundred thousand years or zog
When da sun duz shine
And da bad moon duz glow and da mushroom duz grow.
Needless ta say,
The khornate was stunned.
Whip-crack wen iz whippy tail,
And the daemon was done.
He asked us,
Be you tzeentchian?
And we said nah,
We'z just greenskins,
waagh!
Ah, ah, ah, oh, wo, a-yo!
Dis is not da greatest chant in da world, no.
Dis is just a tribute!
Couldn't remember da greenest chant in da world, yeah - no!
Dis is a tribute!
To da greatest song in da world,
Zoggit!
Itz waz da greatest song in da world,
Zoggit!
Dis is the bestest zoggin' chant, da greenest chant in da world oh!
And da weird thing is this me mates,
Da chant we chant on dat fateful night,
It didn't actually sound anything like dis chant!
Dis iz just a tribute!
You'z gotta believe me,
And I wish you wuz there,
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, ah, oh!
Good Mork(or Gork),
Gotta waagh for dem,
I'm not so surprised to find ya can't stop dem!
Zoggit!
Zoggit!
What Legendary Lord unique items would you like to see adjusted?
Total War: 40k waiting room
>Charging into the lines of churls is tiring, mon ami...
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What is the biggest mmemoryholed Total War and /twg/ event?
nobody remembering that the antiLegend stuff and Legendspam is from Volound fans is the real memoryhole
>>527651349Idk i dont remember.
God fucking dammit I didn't realize we hit the bump limit.
>>527650194Game was completely and utterly broken in every way possible, tons of poor design decisions and all sorts of other issues that took literal years to fix, Total Warhammer unironically saved CA because it was a good, solid, not fucking broken on release entry. People had justifiably high expectations for Rome 2 and CA really dropped the ball, which sucked even more everyone because Shogun 2 and FOTS were so fucking good.
>>527651349the entirety of Rome 2s release and how it almost sank the company.
>>527651403Nah, Legend sucking off CA around the launch of Warhammer 3, giving it an 8/10 and calling the settlement battles "good" while laughing at the 3K community having their game killed, now that's a memoryhole. Also, Vololund has become a full on Legend sycophant, so there's no reason for his fans to dislike Legend.
>>527651349The launch of 3 Kingdoms maybe? The hype around it was fucking nuts. specially with the the record breaking first day players. Lots of talk about China domination for years to come.
Then... The Future of Total War...
>>527651582I kneel, I squeal, my apology I now appeal.
>>527651349how the pivotfag Legend spammer is Indian and at one point told anons to "Ask sorry to the Legend"
this is a direct quote
>>527651582>storage sizemeh
>loading timessweet
>>527651403Volound is our ever popular lolcow and will continue to be for years to come.
>>527651658The game is good, but chinks are only good for short term profits.
>>527651582Sounds kino but I'll believe it when I see it. CA have a habit of listing fixes that aren't actual real in their patch notes.
>>527651582trust the slav
Lords that have access to weapons of mass cataclysm (WMCs):
Tyrion
Louen Leoncouer
Katarin
Yuan Bo
Helman Ghorst
Vilitch the Curseling
Astragoth Ironhand (Unofficially)
Kairos Fateweaver (Formerly, willingly de-cataclsymed)
There no searchable /vg/ archive anymore?
>>527651804This is every man from Eastern Europe
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Neat.
I hope some autist can give us a comparison list
>>527651582Never doubted the BVLLgarians.
>>527651349Cheatsfag
People just sometimes call mods ‘cheats’ without appreciated of what had to be endured.
>>527651804nikita no I'm not going back to tarkov
>>527651960>KatarinRude of you to point it.
shard
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What a glow-up
>>527651521The blatantly false advertising with the siege of Carthage they promoted for months before hand as well. Its one thing for the game to have bugs but Rome 2 was not only just broken but the game they used in their promotional material was NOT the game that shipped. They literally made multiple set pieces with additions and details that are STILL not in a total war game - while also advertising that THOSE SPECIFIC ONES WOULD BE.
Like the siege over time effects on settlements outside the walls with debris and destroyed equipment everywhere.
Or the fact the battle had 100+ units on the Roman side alone before you count the naval amphibious assault they showcased. Meanwhile no single commercially available PC could hope to run what they were showing off and it was obviously now, some kind of multi rig purpose built show pony.
Again, not a trailer. Repeated outright demonstrations and displays of *gameplay*.
>>527652080Ummmm yeah no I don't think so
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3246785717
>>527652127Endured what? The insufferable nigger is still here being mentally ill.
>>527651349idk i started browsing this 2 weeks ago
>>527652210Holy fuck I completely forgot about the blatant false advertising, I was so awash with how fucking literally unplayable the game was that I forgot about that bit entirely.
>>527652437cos the old effect was trash for a rare?
>>527651349Armored Slayers
>>527652437Because the item was complete ass?
>>527651349Adding female generals to Rome 2 retroactively to "own conservatives"
Remaining Warhammer 3 DLCs:
Tides of Torment
Dogs of War
End of Times
>>527652572>>527652532It was fine
stop powercreeping the game
Remaining Total War games:
Warhammer 40K
Medieval 3
Age of Sigmar
>>527652650then its all hand on deck for wargaymmers 40keks
>>527652532>>527652572How is 20% more damage on your spellcaster bad?
HYENAS
>JOIN THE -ACK
>JOIN THE -ACK
>JOIN THE -ACK
>JOIN THE -ACK
>JOIN
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What makes him go from this
>>527651976 to this
>>527651804
>>527652572>>527652532i mean it wasnt, but okay
>>527652182i guess thats closer to what its suppose to be, its tt effect was to force rerolls on successful ward saves for friend and foes
>>527652656Hmm I'm looking for people discussing Cathay before it was confirmed and such but it doesn't seem to go back that far
>age of cuckmar
not even once
>>527652798If the enemy didnt have any magic resist, that item was completely useless. Now it guarantees to help you in a smaller area. Its a pretty balanced change for the better.
>>527652446It's the only logical thing they can release.
1) 40k is already wildly popular on its own, they can afford to wait some more
2) With AoS GW probably hopes to recreate the massive boost that Fantasy, their dead setting, got from it, and elevate AoS
3) Current engine can't handle 40k, but it should be easy to make an AoS game for it, specially since you can transplant a hilarious amount of TWW assets into it, including the entirety of the chaos demon factions.
>>52765279820% if the spellcaster wearing it is in the scrum himself AND the enemy actually has a significant spell resistance in the first place
>>527652968>If the enemy didnt have any magic resist, that item was completely uselessretard alert
>>527652967It's smart of GW to shove all their retards into this ESG project.
You get the ESG funding from Blackrock without the baggage of it destroying Old World or (mostly) destroying 40k.
Custodes thing was peak (((blackrock))) though.
>>527652981If they made an Age of Sigmar game it'd be a one off and wouldn't sell anywhere near as much as fantasy.
>>527652968>>527653019>If the enemy didnt have any magic resist, that item was completely useless.Doesn't it just add a weakness? I know fire weakness does when you stack ash storm with kindleflame and flammable and so on
>>527652981Don't know what you mean by 'engine cant handle 40k', the game is almost entirely built around squads of ten guys
>>527652873>Total War PharaohBrown women
>Total War WarhammerNo brown women
>>527652981AOS would legit flop.
The setting is lame and a shitty ripoff, plus why would I buy the same factions I already have (but worse)?
>>527652873>Daily sarma, burek and dolma from grandma>beer and rakija>cheap baklava from TurkeyLife in Balkans is good.
>>527652981Then I will do the same thing I did with Chinks total war. Hide it in steam and ignore all discussion the 5 autists here that insist discussing it.
>>527653231Is tabletop Sigmar a flop?
>>527652967that hairstyle was popular like 10 years ago, it fell off hard since then
not sure why it still keeps getting shoved into everything or why it keeps triggering chuds
>>527652873They asked him to return the hat.
>>527653072No. Ashstorm and Imrik's spear are unique.
>>527653374Ironically, yes. Only the armies that can be used in fantasy are selling.
>>527653513No? Flammable and Kindleflame will increase damage even if there's no resistance to remove, surely
Adding weakness != stripping resistance
>>527652967>>527653413Was this style made popular as like a gay op or something?
>>527653202understandable, MENA women are a real treasure
>>527653178That's not the issue. Right now the game can't even handle artillery on walls or fucking DOORS. Releasing a total war 40k that is just another case of guys shotting each other on an empty field with no cover, trenches and whatnot would be pretty sad.
>>527653231But AoS is more unique compared to WHFB, anon. Aside from sigmarines the models from the forces of nagash look great.
>>527653413Jews psyopped people into thinking shieldmaidens were real and that they had this hairstyle so they made it the official strong women cut. In reality it has its origins in the porn industry, also owned by the Jews, and exists so you could do blowjob scenes with long haired actresses better.
>>527653774idk man, its like the killmonger hair, if gay its there
New AOW4 DLC revealed
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3181540/Age_of_Wonders_4_Archon_Prophecy/
Posting this since I saw a lot of anons here said they played AOW4
>>527653763woah this guy codes
>>527653780As a Greenskin enjoyer I will never ever touch anything AoS. What they did to my boyz is irredeemable.
>>527652564>slow, for a dwarf
>>527648472he said he doesn't need rangers because anything they're good against he can just kill with his 4 archers. also he said sea guard are shit.
>>527653976I thought that's /crpgg/
>>527653780>That picIts not even rip off warcraft tier of sanitised circa 2005 - its modern warcraft sanitised tier that is openly complained about by blizzdrones. Fuck AoS is just fucking awful. Its chink mobile game tier.
>>527653231Dude, it would have some actual fucking map variety. Select a realm to play your campaign in and then drop the different factions in randomized places, Civ style. Replayability Heaven.
>>527653774Who knows what Blackrock is smoking
>>527654121Who the fuck cares about campaign map variety in Total War???
>>527653976Why wasn't this just an FLC rework to the Order culture? One of the new forms is just a higher res version of the Angelic transformation. Fucking Paradox..
>>527653513>>527653763nope, not how that works, retard, with the advent of 3, you can have negative resistance, which just means you take increased damage, like what regen provided all the way back in 1
>>527654257>paradox game>flc reworkthe only flc you get is the creamapi one
>>527651804thank you based slav<3
>>527653976for a second I thought you said AOE4, now that would have been an interesting surprise
don't care for anemic paraslop dlc to be honest
>Dynamic disasters downloaded
>Every race is going to go haywire
>Bretonnia Crusades turned OFF
>Everyone else set to 250 difficulty and procs turn 40
>No diplomatic options
"Arise, arise, Knights of Bretonnia! Lances shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! FOR ZE LADY!"
>>527653976Is AOW4 good? I liked 3 but it wasn't as good as shadow magic.
>>527654614nooooo you can't, that's cheating
>>527652873He wanted to work on smaller passion projects, with how enthusiastic Sofia were about Pharaoh it almost makes me think Horsham let them pick the setting, when it didn't do well(even though it did eventually manage to break even due to Sofia's overheads being far lower than Horsham), Horsham tightened the noose and now Sofia work directly under Horsham's supervision pumping out Warhammer DLC, you can tell the BVLLgarians are histfags at heart.
>>527654735its better than 3 i guess, i think i liked planetfall more though, theres some better systems going on there that i wished they carried over, but planetfall feels like a testing ground for stuff they did in 4
>>527654735I liked it but there just isn't as much RP potential as Stellaris or Crusader Kings so it got stale quite quickly relative to the hundreds of hours I have in CK and the thousands in Stellaris.
>>527654874Tides of Torment indeed
>>527655073Finally, a strong frontline.
>>527655124Norsca update looking good
GK 2
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>>527654769You will be silent, churl. Or I WILL MAKE YOU SO!
>>527651831She’ll be there in the age of sigmar total war
Is there a more soulless setting than AoS?
Its so corporate
>>527655825I like the Shitties of Sigma(the pre-rework ones)
>>527654121This is honestly what I want the most
>>527654016wdym Warchyief?
>>527655825Pathfinder, unironically
>>527656010I get that they wanted to cash in on Space Marines being popular with the Stormcast, but what in the actual fuck were they thinking when they made Greenskins into Urukai and Disney trolls???
>>527653780>pretending warhammer was an overtly serious setting when it was explicitly comedy with some edge installed 6e changing the tone of the setting was a mistake
>>527656059generic /= corporate
>>527655589>w*man knightOnly Repanse is allowed.
>>527656059Strong competitor.
>>527656224Whenever I see the name Walach j just think of that Jewish actor who played Tuco in The Good the Bad and the Ugly
>>527655825All of warhammer after 2004
DUH UHHHHHH DIIII YEA
WE UH JUST NOTICED UH 30GB OF GRACE NUDES IN FILES SO UH YE WE DECIDE TO REMOVE IT??
DEE YE
3 years
>>527656160I think they’re supposed to be middle earth orcs. Idk if that’s owned by Disney now.
What did they mean by this?
Skills
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I tired of using MS paint so now is a "better" lines
Heya! Did anyone find out anything about the Eight Books of Khorne?
>>527656576Can't wait for the 30 Minute Reddit Post Legend Reaction video.
FML .
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>>527655865fucking mtg...
My brother in law is a massive mtg fan, every second Saturday he plays in person in the lhs and spends almost all his free time playing it on his phone.
My missus and I hosted over the Easter weekend and they were still here till monday arvo when everyone else had left. I was painting my krieg and greenskin kill teams and he was checking out the paraphernalia sitting in my office with me and would not stfu about how 'dark' and 'boring' 40k is.
He insisted 40k could 'grow' and get more popular by having hello kitty marines and constantly tried to show me cuddly animal magic card artwork. He would not stfu about how final fantasy cards were coming out etc. I got the shits and told him, once again people have painted their own models all kinds of ways and that is perfectly fine and even lore friendly as long as you structured your 'faction' by the custom faction TT rules for gameplay reasons.
Was not good enough. He wants official art and lore to turn into teletubbies like mtg otherwise its "just not very appealing". I told him to look up GW's earnings report and he still shrugged his shoulders and doubled down on his bullshit. Literally the type of retard AoS was supposed to pull in, and failed.
>>527656323Is it because she’s got a throbbing cock?
>>527656576>lets break all the mods lmao!!!
>>527656626She looks like she vores human men
>>527656737He has a point, gw should endorse the settings to be more creative.
>>527656576Unless it fixes med 2 handers and pikes in vanilla campaign I don't care
>>527656223It's more the fact that they started doing the "inclusivity" shit 10-15 years before other settings started doing it.
>>527656985Surely, SURELY people could just like what they like and not everything HAS to appeal TO EVERYONE all at once?
>>527656626>loot and raze your citiesNothing personal kiddo.
>>527657015no they didnt, you just didnt notice it until 10 years later
>>527656737It sounds like Wizards have pissed everyone off with what they've done to MTG
>>527656626Yin-Yin will be a PAAG.
>>527657256when have they not
>>527657339More so than normal, even reddit hated the wacky races pack
>>527657169I really hate this line of bullshit.
IF everything was always diverse and inclusive then why all the effort to showcase and force things to change in the last decade then? Why the constant browbeating by you fuckwits to convince everyone that we MUST 'mature' and 'grow' if all these fucking milestones were already reached???
The faggiest setting still around - Dragon Age - literally would give you fucks an aneurism with DA;O if it came out today.
Fuck right off, cunt.
>>527656985They already do, you can paint your armies however you want and invent some oc lore for them and they are still tournament legal
>>527657291We already have PAAG at the Bastion.
>>527657085Anon warhammer, since its inception, has been about being a creative outlet. If you wanted to kitbash redneck orks or ballerina guardsmen gw back then was A okay with it. Now, you’re basically forced to buy your stormcast eternal, or new cadians and leave them as is, because the new kits are arduous to customize, and because rules will conflict if so much as a millimeter over hangs from your base. Also the setting has always been about selling more minis, it’s been a staple since the inception. The lore was made to support the mini, not the other way around, it’s why fantasy and 40k early on were so directionless and empty, hanging on onto nothing but aesthetics until 40k finally achieved its grim derp setting, for better or worse.
>>527656626Cute, would invade Lustria with her
>>527657571you stupid fucking retard, but i shouldnt be surprised because you didnt realize the inclusivity shit started in 2012, everything that sarkeesian wanted came to pass like a cancerous growth in the ass that only reared its head after a couple years, fueled by the game journos and countless metoo "controversies", before being co-opted by the faggots and then by the trannies
>>527655825warhammer fantasy
But why discuss all the woke shit, Total War has been completely insulated from all this shit, it's clear CA WANT to do all that libshit faggotry based on Hyenas and Rome 2 Female Generals but there are a few factors that stop them:
>Strategy is a right-leaning genre meaning playerbases don't tolerate in your face leftoid propaganda
>GW don't want them messing with Warhammer and any ""woke"" inclusions were signed off on by GW shifting the responsibility from CA to GW
>It's difficult to add social commentary to what is a turn based wargame with real-time elements
>Their one attempt at marketing to the left(Hyenas) crashed and burned so hard it nearly destroyed the company(the largest bong game developer btw)
/twg/ getting involved in culture war dramafagging is completely redundant and retarded, the video game culture war is fought with indie games and movie games, not grand strategy(as much as Civ would like it to be the case).
>>527658095Oh great I can advertise my Nike shirt in a different color that’s soooo coooool.
Fuck off, every army should be unique, and gw used to sell minis with interchangeable parts that would make wholly unique armies.
>>527656010By far the worst part of aos.
Those are not warhammer orcs.
‘Orruck’ or w/e the fuck they’re called should be the 1:1 equivalent of calling somebody a cuckold.
>>527658973Agree, but we are comparing it to mtg where the only customization allowed has nothing to do with the cards themselves
>>527656160They made them a tall version in the same way primaris did for space marines
For some reason losers love tall chads instead of being mad they're pump and dumping what would otherwise be their wives
CA Sofia accomplishments:
Rome 2 Empire Divided + Rise of the Republic
Total War: Troy
Total War: Pharaoh
Saving Warhammer 3 after the British abandoned it (after Omens of Destruction)
Phwoar, struggling to keep my protein down today lads, gonna have to boot up the ogre kingdoms song again
>>527650921 (OP)Question for someone "new" to tww3:
Do i have to start a new game to get the AI updates? I want to do a karl run that doesn't confederates and I have a 20 turn game. Do I continue with it or wait a for tomorrow?
>>527655825I only play tww but don't follow the warhammer lore before or after the end, but wasn't GW trying to bring back the pre-EoT factions? I remember there was new lore about female bretonian knights and I thought there was no bretonia on AoS.
>>527657571>The faggiest setting still around - Dragon Age>still aroundAlso fuck you for calling DAO faggy. You can actually make fun of tranny whores in Denerim in that game.
>>527659543The female knights came from flesh eater courts. Some of them ghouls have big boobs.
>>527659543Your actual campaign will not be updated to 6.2, you will have to launch a new one tomorow.
>>527658375Wrong
WHFB didn't have lore until few editions in and then was getting retconned constantly in every edition. It's just a lazily slapped together kitchen sink which doesn't make any sense
On other hand 40k was Priestley passion project he worked on since before he joined GW. Setting is in 90% identical to Rogue Trader still and always was a serious grimdark since RT itself
>>527659889Aqua reskin when
>>527659543>there was no bretonia on AoSHe don't know.
>>527659543>Do I continue with it or wait a for tomorrow?Considering that the patch comes with some rework you better start a new campaign.
>I thought there was no bretonia on AoS.No, WHFB is officially dead, what you mentioned is for The Old World, a prequel for WHFB.
is there really a need for sword and board blood knights? Vamp counts already slaughter infantry with magic, terror monsters and their endless chaff. They actually need more anti-large options.
>>527660462Yeah I always use my blood knights to fuck up large stuff, I don't get who wants them to not be for that
When I first saw people post about it I assumed they were infantry versions
>Do not shame your ancestors!
He said, routing.
Norsclet
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>>527660462>they actually need more anti-large optionsSHHHHH
CA must never know about my giant build as WoC against Vamps online
Giants suck. Trust me dude. Trust me CA.
>>527660770He's telling the others to turn the fuck around
Orcs do it too
>Don't wanna leave!
>>527660842Maybe he's saying it to the slayers who are the only dwarves left
>>527660462They are cool to have for flavour reaosns but yeah they aren't patching any holes in the vc roster unless the upcoming vc rework includes warband upgrades (doubtful). As of now they are perhaps the most pointless free unit to date
>>527659690I couldn't find female artwork, but I will take your word and hope for some nice necro tits.
>>527659979Well, rip my old saves.
>>527660223All I know is that all races except TK and bretonia (not anymore I suppose) have an AoS race equivalent and that somehow you can play the old races armies in the new AS format
>>527660462What could you actually do with them? Charge and forget?
Ok but what are some AoS units that actually have SOUL
>>527662310That ogre looks bad
>>527662137They did ghouls and night gobbos really good. But everything else is you know what, Sorta like bland WoW-like something at best
>>527660965all die
kill them, raise them
wow I'm sure glad all of the retarded modellers are assigned to age of smegmar leaving the good games unsc-ACK
>>527662852I will not cease from Mental Fight,
Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand:
Till we have built Duskwood,
In the Old World's grey & unpleasant Land.
>>527663335I wish I was that tall.
>>527663335Mechanicum have my favorite design.
But they really need to tell some of these designers to fuck off.
>>527662137The big fat guy, daemonette playing harp with a guy's sinews and persian ass looking raiders for Slaanesh.
I recall them having stupid names, though that's par for the course with AoS
>game is 3 years old
>time to optimise it!
Is it requirement to be retard to be game dev
>>527663965make your game then
>>527663965It just took them 3 years to get some actually competent people to work on the game
>>527663965Better late than never. Besides, the people currently working on the game didn't actually make it.
>>527664083Aperently I'm not poor and stupid enough to make one
>>527663965>someone comes along and finds a way to improve something>"pfff they should have done it sooner, bunch of retards"kys yourself right now you ungrateful piece of shit
>>527663965>It's a /v/ tells dev to "just optimize it" like they might have forgotten to press the optimize button episode
i too want whore whore in the game
just so i can chop up her up
make it happen tca
>>527653763Unless resistance or weakness are handled differently in a mathematical sense: subtracting 40 from a value and then adding 60 is just adding 20, they are the same.
>>527664628They could've used those resources to adjust Forest Goblin Spiderriders for multiplayer.
>>527664628They should have fixed every problem before selling. They also should have replaced the game engine. Spend thousands to make millions.
>>527651349Igook getting doxxed and the end of /twg/ tripfags
>>527665521Damn I remember the Battle of Geonosis looking a bit different. Guess it's been a while since I've last watched AOTC.
>>527664632Game devs should be thankful they get paid living wages to tap a keyboard. Someone's doing a real job so you can make bing bing wahoo.
>>527665875>muh real jobBlue collar ass
>>527659515Fuckin hell these beef farts fucking stink smells like something died in my guts
>>527666059Even the it guy who just tells you to restart shit contributes more,
I like nurglings. Would always keep just one in my late army
>>527661795Just turn them into Knights of the Black Rose melee cav
>can stay in sustained combat while the blood knights are for shock/anti-large chargesAs usual CA are lazy and retarded, we used to at least get legendary heroes for Skulls events, the hobgoblin bolt thrower is even more useless
>shitty artillery thats limitless>when you only need 1 chorf artillery piece
>>527661795pretty much, same as grail guardians or knights of the black rose, if you actually use them like cavalry the lance version is going to be strictly better
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>>527663965peak retarded consoomer behaviour
>>527666570I like zombies. Always keep ten in my late armies.
>walks up and smacks your Vampire Count faction on the ass
What do you do?
>>527667073kill him with vampire stack
>>527667054based & ghorstpilled
>>527667350Ew no
They're great instantly replaceable chaff without making them invincible hunger cheese
>>527667073Sick a unit of bats on it.
>>527667073>be Mannfred>cast Aspect of the Dread Knight on Blood Knights>overcast Fate of Bjuna
>>527651349>>527652564The autism fits against radious (autistic as well) for adding black orcs archers
>>527665521da vinci shit is pure r*dditcore.
we still pretending that ghorst's zombies cant beat literally everything?
>>527667642They can't beat maxed out Aspiring Champions.
>>527667642What post implied that?
For those of you who were wondering what the use case for the accursed armor was last thread, the clear purpose is to stick it on a character with a mortis engine effect
>>527667642how can they beat luthor harkon's zombies when luthor harkon's zombies have guns?
>>527650921 (OP) When does it come out and is it suspected to be the last one before the new dlc? Also are we expecting to learn the last race of the next DLC this week?
>>527666570I always build 8 for all armies for the ancillary follower that reduces Nurgling upkeep
>>527668023Anything can beat your shit lord
>>527668030>>527668163 Total War Warhammer 3 The new patch and DLC I'm talking about.
>>527668030Tomorrow, probably, no
>>527668246>>527668023Tomorrow. Some eshills have early access to it and streaming rn.
>>527668246The patch will come tomorrow but the last race of the dlc will be revealed in July.
>>527668387Don't care until it's Clio
>>527667618The is two kind of retards disagreeing with me, reddit*rs and nigg*rs.
The third LL is Danielle, Daniel's twin sister
>Aranessa can use Maneaters and Slayer Pirates
Oh, shes actually playable now, even moreso when Yin-Yin releases with her Catahyan pirate units
>>527670380>still absolutely zero ways to boost mortal units in her faction other than herlmaooooooooo
>>527668387>eshillsthis is proof that ca hasn't learned anything, they are releasing a patch reworking systems which have needed it for a long time, and acting like it's this huge, exciting new update. Just give us the update already, you're not building "hype" by doing this
I wish I was British just so I could commit arson in Horsham
The third LL is Montezuma, check these singles
>>527663335>40k>good gamelol
I pray every day we never have tw:40k
Remember to buy GW's new Cathay minis to support the hobby. Also the cathay book which is the only source for lore you're getting since Yin-Yin got retconned.
>>527670296This would be ideal for me if Daniel gets a rework
>>527662310>You know, we COULD make an ogre carry a longrifle on his back >Then we decided to build a fucking tower harness because that's totally NOT retarded and COOLGW employs 9 y/o kids?
>>527672427No but they are the target audience.
>>527670296But Daniel was Yuri before, who was Danielle then ?
>>527670296Finally, a female chaos lord.
>>527672897Daniel can already become Danielle with Slaanesh parts anon...
>>527672698Yuri (Nipponese)
>>527656626Would fuck the dragon, but not the woman
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>>527670380>>527670574They should make her start with an Ogre Bruiser hero with a unique trait buffing mortal units.
So by putting him with Aranessa you super buff mortals or you can put him in a second army to have 2 mortal armies.
(Aranessa first mate is an Ogre).
guys it's storming outside and I'm scared
what if the power goes down and I can't play the patch tomorrow
u are
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If you could be a legendary lord, who would it be?
>>527674978Morathi because she has a lot of sex
>>527673769I wish you hadn't posted that image
Today is my birthday, what should I play?
>>527675343With men, which means you're gay
Gonna play Golgfag with only agents.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3383170428
I am going to be a true ragtag bunch going around being a merc for hire.
Meanwhile dynamic disasters will proc at turn 20 with every single race getting 200%.
Chaos, Skaven and Greenskins are getting 350% but 10 turn delay.
Time for some TRUE chaos.
I really wish someone did something similar for the Empire as a mod since we will never get Dog of War now...
>>527672427The whole idea is that standard shield gunners are castle walls and shield gunner hero is a castle tower. So yeh, they had to build the tower for the whole concept to function
So I bought Pharaoh on sale, and now I have both Pharaoh and Pharaoh Dynasties. What's the difference? Should I start with Pharaoh before Dynasties or is it redundant?
>>527675451Describe your preferred playstyle.
>>527673427He cannot. He doesn't get an attractive face
>>527675575it's not gay to take big norscan and elven cock in every hole if I'm a hot druchii seductress, with a pussy and tits and curves and a high sex drive
>>527675451Chorfs! Go some fun build!
>we’re integrating the Campaign AI improvements that we trialled in our Proving Grounds these past few months
does this actually make the game challenging or do i still need to give the ai massive cheats for it to do anything?
>>527676171That's extremely misogynistic, all slaaneshi faces are beautiful.
>>527676335You're the gayest man in this thread and that's saying something, even gayer than this anon
>>527651025
>>527676335Why don't Norscans have an expendable unit of infertile women?
>>527676027>is it redundant?yes there is no reason to touch pharaoh at all
>Started with Oxy
>Teleport here and destroy this army. Difficulty: Easy
Oh, what a fun feature. Let's gooo!
>It's the Nagashizzar Skaven army... With friends and garrison, of course.
>Teleport here and destroy this settlement
Ok, I can at least smash a small settlement all right
>1.5 stacks of Norsca chilling there
Ok, let's just fight the Tzeench guy next to me.
>New missions spawn a raiding army back at home. Will time out when I can reach Tzeench capital.
Am I playing this guy wrong? Were skinks just a trap, and was I supposed to go max Saurus like with everyone else?
Feels like I almost cannot leave my home province if I tele to all the missions.
>>527676672Tides of Torment will add this
Should factions get an option to instantly sally against a siege so you can't cheaply interrupt recruitment?
>>527677373They should and they will alongside Medieval 3.
>>527676527instead of giving the ai more cheats why don't you try cheating less yourself? the relative difficulty will increase while the total amount of cheating will decrease.
How long does it take to recover fatigue in game time?
Also:
recommended cheats to make game harder?
>>527676427I'll go full hellshotgun then
>>527676027Dynasties is the expanded version with the bigger map and family trees. There's no reason to play the original.
>>527677608i am simply too good at the game for that to be an option unfortunately
>>527677820This is a pretty good video on it i think.
https://youtu.be/fXms_vbVEw0?si=17tSUtwIAdNG3fIq
>>527675851For years I've been looking at this guy's work and something's always felt off and I never knew what. And just right now I realized what it is. He highlights nigh every single edge, like it's a GW painting tutorial, that's what's always been bothering bothers me.
>>527677608I can play this game in my sleep. I literally do most nights - fall asleep staring at the end turn que.
Cheats extend the lifetime of the game for me otherwise I would have uninstalled it 6 months after release.
>Minor Faction Potential - Default OFF - When checked, minor factions make better campaign decisions, increasing their tendency to survive longer and have a bigger impact on campaigns
this reads like they just increase the minor faction potential number a bit which is what anyone can do with like 2 minutes of work
>>527677359Would Alarielle join Morathi's harem if she asked nicely?
>>527678591probably yeah but there's absolutely no issue with them just integrating it as a campaign option. i'd honestly love if we started getting pharaoh-tier campaign options
>>527678832From one of the books I read, can't remember which, there was implied incest between Morathi and Malekith
>>527678551you can "play the game" but you can play without cheating? I don't think you can. you have cheated so much that it's become as natural as breathing. when you play "normally" you are cheating in ways you don't even realize.
>>527676672>>527676875 I don't think barbarians did anything like that in fantasy all real life also I feel like they could do a unit of that type for the ogre kingdoms with older ogre women. Call them that Grandma unit and the boys fight harder because they do not want to be talked down by Grandma about how they did on the battlefield.
>>527656363you shut your whore mouth
>>527678975Remember, Cycle charging is cheating, as is camping in forests.
Butcher!
I say Butcher old chap!
Bring us Meat!
>>527679073That's a funny af idea, I like it.
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>cheats
>>527678875Literally sometimes I catastrophically lose mid campaign for narrative purposes so I can have a big comeback. Do not project your lack of game skill on to me. I played Uesugi on the hardest difficulty in 2001 and won the campaign without cheating.
Second attempt after I lost everything in the final battle where I somehow got the only living heir and my daimyo killed and lost the whole campaign against Shimazu in their last castle, in what was going to be the last battle of the entire campaign...
Cheatsfags are especially rabid today because CA is once again implementing cheats into the base game.
>>527678975Mpfags can go fuck themselves with a broomstick for all I care.
>>527678832Who cares if a dog will obey willingly? As long as they listen when told to sit...
>>527679516>I played Uesugi on the hardest difficulty in 2001How were the old total war games?
>>527656169cope and seethe harder grandpa
6e to 8e was pure kino
>>527679695what does that have to do with your uncontrollable cheating addiction actively harming your enjoyment of the game?
>>527679516>don't project your lack of game skill on to youNah I'm pretty sure I'm the least skilled at this game.
>>527678832It's more likely that Morathi accept to Join TYRION harem if he asks.
dont mind me just saving my current seekers of slaanesh stats so mp fags cant ruin this too
>>527679516I too never reload friend, I don't need to. Actually I let the AI reload. And still smash them, all difficulty maxxed.
And when I lose, I also only lose for narrative purposes. I mean how could I even lose when I can just relo... But I don't do that, I'm the best.
The Empire units that are missing are mostly Middenland related, but CA wouldn't make Boris a paid LL, so there are two alternatives
>Boris rework
>next Empire DLC will be the Cult of Ulric with the missing units
>LL is Emil Valgeir, he will start in Norsca on a crusade against the Norsemen
OR
>Boris rework
>LL is Valmir von Raukov, Marius Leitdorf or a random general
>the missing Middenland units are added
So I always thought, as a young lad, that Darkshards were the kino delf unit
But it's really Shades, isn't it?
>>527680948only if you get the shade name of power
>>527679915Coming from RTS, specifically AOE 2, Shogun 1 and Med 1 were a spectacle at the time we could only dream of. Rome 1 was literally spoken about in hushed awe before release when I was in high school. The trailer was replayed over and over again in IT class. We spent months talking about recreating the opening to Gladiator and how we would be playing a 1 to 1 of it in a decade after - because of course tech would continue to rapidly improve? Right?
I spent time jigging school in internet cafe's playing 1v1's with mates in Med 1 custom battles where we tried to use real world tactics as we were both history nerds.
Most people I knew could only hope to play it in internet cafe's due to their families PC's being too shit. I grew up 'upper' middle class Australian btw, most of our parents were tech illiterate and thought Pentium 4's were ridiculous luxury items. Literally; "We have a PC at home? Its only 5 years old???"
Now they are unplayable and hurt your eyes.
>>527680704"Mother, please stop fucking my sworn rival."
"Oh dear malikins, he's just like your father, all hot and royal... I can't help it."
>looks nothing like her
I bet Grace was responsible for this
This ain’t even the real cheatsfag, just a half-hearted imposter
>>527682054if grace were responsible then she wouldn't even have boobs, it was probably just an intern or a diversity hire
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>>527676818>Were skinks just a trap, and was I supposed to go max Saurus like with everyone else?>the singlecel when faced with the concept of making a varied armyCan't believe you faggots play like this
>>527681257Funny how the scale and fidelity of the battles (visuals aside) hasn't improved much since Rome 1
>>527680948Ew no
Spamming shades is the most soulless type of druchii player possible
>>527680912>Wolfkin as Flagellant reskins but with frenzy and rampage>Knights of the White Wolf but theyre essentially The Stubborn Bulls with warhammers instead of greatswords and can only be recruited with a White Wolf building like Reiksguard with also Frenzy>Ulric priests instead of arch lectors and warrior priests with more fire based buffs and prayers + Frenzy, Ulric buildings instead of Sigmar ones>Emil added as FLC hero or Lord thats only unlockable by building the unique temple of UlricEmpire needs another DLC but they shouldnt waste it on Ulric shit that can all easily be reskinned and still be fitting, Toddy needs to be an FLC campaign already and the fact that theyre so incompetent they cant even do this when its so easy is retarded, esp when theres still enough Empire units to do the Valten DLC, no reason to waste it on White Wolves and Wolfkin
>>527680948You can buff them to absurdity with the tech tree and shadowdart, which is pretty cool. I think fully buffed they even beat Waystalkers.
>>527682054What's that from
>>527682576but legend said it's good
>>527683701Didn't Legend refuse to say Golgfag on stream though?
>>527683917GBoG doesn't either
I think only Sotek doesn't give a fuck and says Golgfag
Is legend the wheelchair one?
>>527683917Based legend of inclusiveness
>>527684041>GBoG doesn't eitherironic coming from the man who called usako a pink-pilled moonie
>>527683917I'm still shocked they didn't call him golgfeg, considering that's how it's said in game.
>>527684348Get a hearing aid
It's clearly said Golgfag, fag
I only care about content creators that are part of the official CA partner program.
>>527684319Who called who a what?
>>527684069I could look at this all day
>>527684420"GOLGFEG THE LEGEND!"
It's clearly not an 'a' pronunciation.
>>527684609Get your ears checked bro.
>>527684709Right now, no can do, sick.
Normally I'm fine tho. Maybe you just need to replay his campaign.
>>527684609He says FAG
How do you expect him to say it? Fog? Farg?
>>527684843'fffAg' with a hard A.
IDK about the brits, but that's how it is pronounced here in america.
Who are you going to play when patch 6.2 launches?
>>527684996>here in AmericaAh, that explains it
I too enjoy playing those Morry-o games
>>527651349I still think about "the maze Delores" poster from Warhammer 1 release
>>527684996He pronounces it exactly how I say it and I'm American too. What fucking shithole do you live in?
>>527684996Nah there's an invisible 'got' after that, like in ingot.
Calling someone a fag here used to be just what friends did.
>>527684523great book of grudges called usako a pink-pilled moonie (he's not wrong though)
I couldn't find the video but it's mentioned in one of them if you want to look yourself
https://www.youtube.com/@Usako2000
>>527685382who the fuck is usako???
>>527685231I live in the inland northwest... where all the civilized people live.
GOLGFAG MANEATER
>H-he sad golgfegGOLGFAG THE LEGEND
>g-golgfeg right?No anon, he is saying Golgfag. Very clearly. In some lines maybe it sounds more like the "ae" phoneme sorta a, but it's an "a" either way.
>>527685000I will say Chorfs. I am on one hand pleased with what they've done, but also disappointed about no lord unique item reworks and no ancilliary rework which apparently is coming later, so I'm not very enthusiastic and may play another game tomorrow.
Alarielle is getting Martial Prowess whilst riding her Great Eagle so Eltharion should get Grim Discipline whilst riding his Griffon.
>>527685473click the link
>>527685525Elthario should get force femmed into a sissy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbNHE0OrCDA
>>527681262> sworn rivalFact, Malekith and Tyrion never faced each other before ET.
During the Finuval plain battle / 2300 invasion he probably didn't know who he was (as most Helves).
These drawings are more cringe than the "I COMMIT WAR CRIMES IN WARHAMMER 3" videos
>>527685489Apparently not because you cannot hear Golgfag clearly pronouncing his name with a fucking a as in apple sound.
War crimes didn't exist in historical Total War so I don't commit war crimes in my Total War campaigns.
Slurp
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>>527685525>Alarielle in getting mating pressed whilst riding her Great Eagle
>>527686932source on the background image???
Chaps
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I never zoomed in closely enough on these guys to see that's a human skin loincloth. I always thought they were wearing assless chaps.
>>527687058>Me_irlNo idea
Karl Franz starts with the Reikland Runefang which is a sword.
Karl Franz can get another sword by fighting off the Norscan assault in Nordland.
Karl Franz can then secure Ghal Maraz (used in the sword slot) by fighting a battle against the Greenskins in Black Pass.
Why does Karl Franz have 3 unique weapons when he can only possibly equip 1?
Pharaoh is the only game in the series that makes deserts look as interesting and varied as they are in real life imo
>>527651284What is the context of this image
>>527687918Pharoah is a very nice-looking game
>>527687918Is this historically accurate though? Wasn't Egypt way more lush back in the day and the modern idea of them living in a literal desert is a holywood invention?
>>527687796Because you can place an elector count as the reikland EC, and he'd get the runefang. And you can have your 2nd army use the 2nd sword.
>>527688119That was 10,000 years ago, during the bronze age Egypt looked as it does now, green around the Nile and desert beyond it. Maybe the green pushed a little farther from the Nile back then but it was not completely lush.
>>527688119no?
it definitely wasn't the urban hellscape it is today but you venture a couple km outside the nile and you're in the desert
if you're thinking of the Green Sahara, that shit was in the Neolithic
by the time Egypt first unified in 3100BC it was already a full desert
I am going to be pissed off if our world goes through the End Times before Warhammer 3 does.
KHAZUKAN KAZAKIT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>527688715Why wouldn't the zombie be horny? It's been established through in-game descriptions that coast zombies still enjoy gambling, playing cards, and dog fighting so they aren't immune to earthly pleasures. Vampires and Tomb Kings are both undead and still canonically thirsty as hell per their voice lines. That zombie should be at full mast. Maybe he's gay.
2025 Total War schedule:
August: Tides of Torment
October: Siege and Quest Item reworks
December: Egrimm FLC Lord, Warhammer 40K reveal, Medieval 3 reveal, End Times expansion reveal
>>527689692Most pirates were gay actually, so that'd make sense.
>not enough time to do a campaign before patch to have something to compare to tomorrow
it better be the WRE experience tomorrow or im disappointed
>>527689825I think the takeaway is that most pirates are bi-curious, but all zombies are gay.
>>527687975looks like squire grew up to be a knight
>>527689825shes 2 stumps away from perfection
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>>527690725>He's in to nuggeting Disgusting
>>527659361You forgot the best game that Sofia made which was Attila.
>>527689648why are they removing siege attacker from demon slayer lords
was the tcaluk really that offended by the gyrocopter armies
>>527689808Bless you leaker anon
>>527689808>Siege and Quest Item reworksthe fort mod already fixed everything its time to stop trying to fix their tower defense minigame
>>527691531stop shilling your dumbass mod here
>>527691531I like and use the fort mod now that it has the full encampment stance replacement but I'm not using that for city battles. I want them to actually fix them because every other TW game has perfectly fine sieges.
>>527691884i dont think its possible to make functional sieges with flying magic and single entities especially when the ai is so bad
the simple box designs make the ai not be so obviously shit
>Empire players actually failed in taking away AI Beta 1 from us
I thought it was gone for good, bros.
Since Richard Aldridge 4 months ago said Egrimm was coming in a paid DLC patch as FLC and we know Dogs of War is next is that the likely patch?
>>527692943maybe your little bitch seething over empire players was wrong and beta 1 and beta 2 both go well together, have you considered that?
>>527692943answer this if you have played attila
>>527689994
>Malekith
>conquer Lustria
>trying to conquer the old world now
>land in Southlands, move north
>getting spread thin
>have Malekith with a stack and a second stack nearby
>Thorgrim has 2 stacks coming at me
>Franz in a stack reinforcing
>Ikit randomly sending a grey seer with a half stack to reinforce too
>barely keeping up but somehow staying alive
>Thorgrim's first army is gone, I'm in pretty good shape
>that's the worst of it behind me
>just need to endure and power through Franz for the most part
>VLC media player hits the song
>DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
>SEE THE INVISIBLE
>ROW ROW
>FIGHT THE POWER
>army eats shit and dies over the next 4 minutes
Every time Rap is a Man's Soul plays, it means I'm going to lose hard
In any game
>>527690931i can draw her like that and you wont stop me
Reminder these are the all legendary lords that CA has outright promised are coming to playable lords with their own factions and effects.
>Egrimm
>Boris Todbringer
>Thanquol
>Li Dao
>Yin-Yin
>Neferata
>Red Duke
Hinted but not outright said to be coming.
>Vardek Crom
>Valten(In-game files)
>Borgio the Bisieger(In-game files.)
>Lucrezzia(In-game files)
>Monkey King(Likely hero going by gamesworkshop recent Cathay lore.)
>Joseph Bugman(Probably a hero.)
>Nagash
>>527689825are her peglegs from a sawshark or a sawfish
or are sawskates still a thing in warhammer (extinct irl) and she got it from those
>>527693753Link each source where every one of these was confirmed.
>>527693753>"We're not adding Nagash.">BROS BROS BROS THEY JUST HINTED AT ADDING NAGASH
>>527693864Likely Sawskates.
Maybe sawsharks.
not sawfish, too small.
December is going to shut up a lot of you negative Anons. Just you wait.
Reminder
>if we get Total War WWI, Star Wars and/or 40K
Legend was right
>if we dont get any of these
They pivoted because of Legend and licenses fell through
>>527689808>Medieval 3 revealYou will never ever get a full featured historic setting again, the last two flopped and nearly killed the company. Why would they ever take a risk and make a high effort title when they can pump out warhammer slop and semi-historical games?
>>527693864Likely sawfish
>>527694140You mixed up fish and shark, sawsharks are tiny, sawfish are huge
>>527694324Ah. I'm a tad bit loopy due to sick.
>>527694156is the december 21st alpacalypse finally happening 13 years late?
>>527694258They already explicitly said a new historical game is currently in development, your pathetic Jew-like demoralization campaign will not work.
THE NEW HISTORICAL GAME IS TOTAL WAR: NOT-SAGA: SUMER
>>527694239it must feel good to be right all the time
Guys, remember, they wanted to add more Cathay Lords until Legend (PBUH) exposed their stupid plans and forced CA to pivot to Tides of Torment. Their DLC plans are always changing.
Also to add
>if we get Medieval 3
Legend won, Pixellated Apollo lost, New Teutonica lost, Volound will act like he won by riding Legend's coattail, Costin will make an AI thumbnail and be like "s-see, I was right all along"
>>527694562The next historical title will be a reskinned Pharaoh called The Age of Bronze, it was revealed to me in a dream
>>527694880Actually I predicted Medieval 3 before Legend and his petition did pathetic numbers, so if it's announced I win.
>>527693753>likely herogay and fake
Pharaoh released all of its planned DLC as FLC:
Sea People
Babylon
Assyria
Combining the map with Troy
funny how this thread claims to not be cheaters but worships an eceleb whose entire gimmick is how hard he can cheat
>>527696720How does he cheat?
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Yo was this bitch always this big?
>>527697302Yinyin with the yinyin mod.
>>527696720>cheatGo away with your mental illness.
>>527694258>make game in setting people actually want>it sells loadsIts not complicated
>>527697510he's pretty big. Also, this is a blue board, you aren't allowed to post BBD (Big Black Daemon) here.
>>527698772>Big black daemonI didn't know he was Irish, now his starting position makes sense.
>>5276877961 sword from Reikland heirloom .
1 hammer for being the emperor.
1 sword from Imperial armoury.
>>527688715I wouldn't trust a pirate's promises.
>>527689692His balls are all rotten ?
>>527696720who claims to play these garbage games in their vanilla state?
>2 min into intense battle
>AR predicted a decisive defeat
>Dead even at the moment but I'm losing ground
>Giant carpenter ant comes out of nowhere to kick my ass
>Catch him in my drinking jar and scoop him with my old W-2
>Throw his bitch ass outside
NOMYBATTLE.jpg
>Run upstairs
>My army won the battle without me
>Decisive victory
Thank god I'm playing (your favorite faction)
>>527696907literally everything he does is cheating
>corner camping>ai abusing>diplomacy abusingeven people here who claim that they hate him follow his play book to the letter
>>527701093Thats called exploit abuse and even his retarded fanbase doest like him doing that in wh3. I remember watching a Throt livestream of him and he started doing settlement selling and recapturing shit. 20 mins later viewership dropped and he started bitching about CA.
>>527653763i like when people spout random bullshit without knowing anything
>>527701367I can tell just by the army compositions I see people post that they're abusing the battle ai
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Do you guys ever consider that if you play more than 100 hours of any Total War game you conciously or unconsciously learn all the nuances of how to abuse the stupid AI or just even little advantages from knowing they will behave a certain way, and that is basically cheats?
Best part of tomorrow's patch is the Bulgarians reduced the game's file size by 27% and made the game easier to patch. Amazing how much they fix up British CA's problems.
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Cant decide on who to play tomorrow
>Zhao for guaranteed item drops
>Thorek(or Arkhan) for item crafting
>Franz to test the AI changes
>Khazrak(or Hellebron) to find and test the khorne books
>>527703135>Game storage size down by 27%>Loading times down by up to 42%>Average game speed up by 9%How the fuck did Bulgaria Creative Assembly do this in the first major patch they are in charge of alone? What the fuck.
>>527703182the dwarf and tomb king item crafting ui is horrible if you want to mass craft stuff
>>527703323They also redid every 2d pothole in the game.
>As part of 6.2 we've gone through the process of regenerating 1200+ 2d portholes across the game!
>>527703135>>527703323We can't be sure if that's Sofia alone. This type of optimization might've been worked on by main CA for a while and they just transfered over the work they did.
Didn't the Aldridge's team worked on the original potion of speed update?
>>527703323>>527703565Team A just developed a turd then went off to join the ACK.
Team B was too busy rushing to fix the most glaring issues of the base game while releasing semi frequent DLCs,
Slavic Team C is now actually trying to fix the game proper while sadly sacrificing DLC speed.
>>527702841yes im considering lobotomy as a way to maintain the purity of my gameplay
>>527703323You are forgetting that the guy who was the head developer of Attila and Pharoah is now in charge of Warhammer III replacing Aldridge. That man can work magic.
>>527703323>>527703565Wh3 is going to be supported till at least 2028. Sofia is making this game theirs. Even brighter days ahead!!!
>>527702841It's called willpower faggot, something you obviously don't have
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>>527703135>>527703859CA has one good UK team that is the "historical team" that made 3K then did a semi modern historical game that went into development hell and was scrapped. The fantasy 'A team' was responsible for Warhammer's launch catastrophe and has probably moved on to making an 'against the clock' Realm of Souls tier cinematic campaign for 40K
Finished a campaign with Golgfag. Gotta say it was piss easy after a few contracts, you don't HAVE to worry about settling or dealing with deficit spending since you'll have so much money going red won't matter unless you have like 15 armies, and I managed it with 4 by the end.
Also been playing with the Victory overhaul mod. I love it. I basically went on a glorified roadtrip through the Warhammer world.
>>527704690Yes Ogre contract awards needs to be cut 70%.
>>527704469>Last year you believed there were thunderbarges over East Rutherford!
>>527704690>I basically went on a glorified roadtrip through the Warhammer world.It is the ideal ogre lifestyle. See the world, eat things, get paid, meet people, eat people, admire the scenery.
Prediction: Every Warhammer 1 race except Beastmen and Bretonnia is getting a DLC in Warhammer 3. Only races left are Wood Elves and Vampire Counts. The only reason the other two aren't is because they have no units left.
>>527705054WEs, at best, might get a LH character pack alongside other elves.
And i think Neffy is the third lord in ToT.
>>527704204>trying to use willpower to not notice thingsThink again
>>527704018maybe we get unit formation kino or armor stripping off over time
>>527705492we already have unit formations for Bretonnia, Cathay, and Ironbreakers so there's no reson they can't do more
Damn it, I am being attacked by 5/6 of the Greek factions at the exact same time. Odysseus had better stay hidden.
Surely my modlist won't break tomorrow
You think they'll add naval battles before they finally do another fantasy/sci-fi game?
>>527705608They'll do more in 40k
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>modlist
It's what you deserve, nigger. If you want to cheat so badly then go play Skyrim and jerk off to bikini armor, scum. We only play vanilla around here, as befits our Emersonian minds.
>>527706206>naval battles
>>527706487What? I'm serious.
>>527705525It's an inside joke at CA Sofia. One of the dev's dogs is named "Al Killies".
>>527706665They cant even fix the sieges. You expect them to make naval warfare?
But if you meant naval battles for next historical title, it is still low chance because 90% of the playerbase AR that shit.
>>527707332nah Warhammer Fantasy. It would be cool. Hell even if it were a huge mod project of sorts.
>>527654735It's essentially a ''customise everything'' aka stellar is which end bland and sloppy
I want to try Brettonia for the first time. How micro intensive is it going to get for me?
>>527708479At first it won't be too bad, since you can sort of rely on your peasants. It's not until mid-late game that you really need to use micro
I would recommend Repanse for a first campaign, since you don't have to deal with chaos besides Skarbrand until much later
>>527679915Na but there were great. Shogun 1 and Rome one are easily my favourite and one of the best TW ever. I still play them often.
>>527681257>Now they are unplayable and hurt your eyesLies and slander
>>527704469>"historical team" that made 3K They made 3K to convince GW to create Cathay for the Chinese market
imagine if you took her stupid wooden legs away and used her like a onahole
>>527709558>Pick Louen because he's the big king>Get in manual fight because gotta see how they play>Do the big FOR THE LADY charge>They get stuck in and right clicking doesn't make them all fall back to do it again>They start taking alot of damageAlso taking a look at the peasant economy thing and it just seems overwhelming.
Welp, time to try Vampires with Vladdy.
If i want to reclaim Malekith's glory, what do i need to take?
Ulthuan.
Elven colonial ports.
Bretonia?
>>527713046>Kill the White Dwarf and piss on his corpse>Conquer the Donut and fuck your mom loudly that all high elves will hear>Conquer the Humans of Brettonia and The Empire>Steal the secrets of Nuln to empower your Black Arks>Holocaust all Dwarfs save a few, that they may live the rest of their lives knowing they will be the last ones.
>>527713046Mallykins didnt establish all elven colonial ports. You need Athel loren, laurelorn forest and Marienburg.Carcasonne is purely Bretonnian i believe. Also control of entire northern chaos wastes & Albion. And i think Elven and dwarves founded the original Altdorf.
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Who you playing for the patch tomorrow?
>>527714235>>527714286Thanks. Time to make mum proud.
>>527715192Right now I'm doing Vampire Counts for the first time.
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I MANIFEST A LEAK!
>>527715762You're right, of course.
Literal who as fuck, but thematically appropriate.
He's essentially just high elf lokhir.
Sayl is unironically just a tamurkhan chieftain.
Dechala is strictly obligatory bc you can't name another slaanesh character. Same for Masque.
Man this whole dlc is footnote in 4th edition literally who as fuck.
Any update on the Amazon mod being imported from TW:W2 to TW:W3?
captcha TWAAW
>>527716097Not like there's anyone else to really add. Most of the remaining big names like Bugman are from races that really dont need another paid DLC
I can see them actually trying to do one big lord pack just to add more of those characters but the only ones that could maybe carry a proper DLC pack are Thanquol and Neferata, and even then they'd be questionable
>>527715762Slaneesh/Norsca/H.E would unironically be the shittiest lineup ever since The Twisted & The Twilight
>>527713046you need to kill tomb kangz aswell because elves taught them dark magic which was a mistake you need to fix
>>527717157I think the best "Grand Finale" they could do for Warhammer is a new campaign about The End Times (controversial as that is).
Then comes the deaf silence as we wonder what they could do after Warhammer Fantasy
>>527715192most likely drazhoath and try to stay away from greasus/cathay because i want to play meow after
>>527717852They usually get bodied in all my games. If they are around i'll set it right.
So what's the deal with those new AI options? Will we see minor factions putting up a fight and maybe dominating major ones now?
>>527676818>Am I playing this guy wrong? Were skinks just a trap, and was I supposed to go max Saurus like with everyone else?No you're supposed to build for lightning strike and eventually doomstack big dinos. Saurus won't cut it. That's why he has upkeep reductions so you can still expand at home
>>527720812my guess is they simply increase the potential value of minor factions to match that of major factions so they get the same buffs like cheaper recruitment/buildings/upkeep
major factions at the moment have anything from 150-300ish potential while minor factions have 25-75 depending on rng roll
i made a mod that changes those values and it definitely worked fine with minor factions staying alive for way longer
>>527716368Never really understood what's happening here, is the blonde one trying to kill the blackamoor?
>>527720812I imagine it's going to be like Shogun 2/Rome 2 where it's not surprising to see more major factions in the end game but minor factions still have a fighting chance.
The compression might be the thing Im most excited for
>>527720812why do people even want this? You can either fight Malekith or some random Dark Elf Sepratists generic dudes instead?
>>527729596minor factions trying to put up a fight instead of being autoresolve filler is a great addition
you wont be fighting separatists without mods anyway because the major ai factions get doubled potential if you cant see them meaning they stomp the minor factions no matter what
>>527651025>I'm gay and it will make the newsHenry Cavill?
>>527686932So she is born touched by Chaos but not as a demon-kin creature
>>527730148I guess yeah that makes sense but after like turn 10 you barely see minor factions with how populated the maps are with LLs
>>527730630Magic being inherently Chaos is Chaos God propaganda
>weigh myself every morning
>Have one half piece of toast due to feeling ill
>feel like shit all day
>8 hours later have a large glass of iced water
>30 mins later chuck a giant, stinky shit and then few minutes of continuous, yet solid shit
>Had to flush 3 times before wiping to get it down
>Smells so strong of ammonia I have a quick shower to be sure
>Weigh myself out of curiosity
> -1.65kgs from 8 hours ago
>Still feel gaseous, like I might need to chuck another smaller shit soon
Firstly, not sure if I should go to the doctor. There was no blood or pain or anything but I am pretty sure this is not normal. Its not like a gorged on food yesterday I literally ate one meal of a porkchop, mashed potatoes, carrots, broccoli and steamed cabbage.
Secondly, What LL should I play based on this?
>Inb4 Nurgle
I literally showered immediately and have impeccable hygiene. I shower min twice a day as well.
I shower more often than my missus...
Why did I get a free rune priest playing as thorgrim?
>>527732959Congratulations, you experienced what a fiber heavy diet is like you gross piece of shit. Play Skrag, he's a perfect fit..
>>527732959You should keep doing what you're doing, eat an apple or 2 and don't go to the doc and you should play DJ Khatep
I still don't understand why the ai has to be a giant spiderweb of cheats like "potenial" instead of just scripting it to make better building decisions and lord skills.
>>527733283a passfag who quits campaigns after 10 turns and just plays skarbrand over and over to win with no effort has no room to talk
>>527733995Interesting.. I have exactly one 10turn campaign and exactly one Skarbrand one.
Are you hallucinating, friend?
>>527733283>tranime slopper who pays to post his campaign for a whopping 0 reply thinks he can act smug
>>527734373i do not think i am. if you are the same person i'm thinking of a few months ago you would post a bunch of campaigns where you changed the ll you're playing as starting's position, and invariably a day later you'd post a new one because you got bored of the last one after a few turns. i specifically remember a miao ying one that involved moving her to bretonnia that you abandoned quickly
>friend is a literal dwarf
> < 183cm (6ft)
>stubborn
>stocky
>bald
>recommend him dwarfs
>he mains wood elfs
>>527734930Leave him to his fantasy escape.
Poor bastard...
>>527734897I usually change my starting locations, yes, because it's more interesting. I don't even have a meow campaign in my list. It ends in November last year for some reason.
Meow in bretonnia.. I believe I have started somewhere in the old world with her once but that must have been ages ago. Going by my save files, at least more than 8 months ago.
>>527733439Because scripting smart decisions is hard as fuck
>>527715192Taurox to breed YinYin provided that the Beastmen settlement icons bug had finally been fucking fixed.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST OPTIMIZE YOUR GAME YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT EARLIER
NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST OPTIMIZE YOUR GAME EARLIER YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT EVEN MORE EARLIER
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the patch is here in my pocket
come take it
>>527733439No idea but maybe adding priority would be better
BRETONNIA REWORK WHEN?
CORRUPTION AND PUBLIC CONTROL REWORK WHEN
UNUSUAL LOCATIONS PART 2 WHEN?
>>527715192I'm gonna learn how to read
>>527736895when you kneel to sofia for saving horsham's shit coding and improving the file size of the game and its loading times
>>527736895All I want is an end turn reminder that a vow can be selected and more options man.. it's so stupidly hard to get my vows done.
>>527736895>Horsham makes a bunch of promises of future fixes, content and reworks>Moves all development to the understaffed CA Sofia before delivering any of themBit scummy innit
I hate CA so fucking much it's unreal.
>>527738292LegendofTotalWar...
>>527736539how is it hard? it's basically just a flowchart. they can even datamine player campaigns so they don't even have to think about it themselves.
I hope we don't get jade vampires
fuck that
>>527653780Imagine being this guy.
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its beautiful isnt it
Wait do we know the last DLC race yet?
Slaanesh
>Dechala
>Sayl
>Neferata
>Masque(FLC)
Dogs of War
>Borgio
>Lucrezzia
>Marco
>Egrimm(FLC)
Cathay
>Monkey King
>Li Dao
>Yin-Yin
>Red Duke(FLC)
Character plus one unit pack
>Araloth(Meadow Chariot)
>Caradryan(Skycutters)
>Tullaris(Aeskhaine)
>Thanquol(Stormfiends)
>Joseph Bugman(Beer Cart)
End Times
>Crom
>Nagash
>Valten
>Boris Todbringer(FLC)
>Gets every promised character by CA
>Gets the Empire promised DLC
>Adds the only way to realistically promote Monkey King to a lord.
>Also adds in Nagash
>Every missing important End Times character like Araloth, Caradryan, Crom, Neferata, Thanquol, and Valten are included for a narrative experience.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE TK CONSTRUCTS SOONER IN THE CAMPAIGN PLEASE I BEG OF YOU JUST GIVE ME ONE
>>527742069Why is she white?
The smallest chamber? It's mine.
The updated items take effect on old saves?
>>527741964Anything less and I'll consider tonight's update a major letdown.
>>527742227Uhm, because she's Egyptian?
>>527741964>cathay getting one pack to themselveskekaroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Wasn't Aislinn spoiled way back with a VA advertisement or something?
DEEPWOOD INFANTRY
https://youtu.be/3_1KOMp_HEg?si=Qj40PiuTMeVWyMPX
>>527743224you save ~27gb in space when all is said and done
>>527737450I'm gonna beat you to death
>>527741964Nah it is this.
Slaanesh DLC
>Dechala/Sayl/NeferataFLC
>Styrkaar>Red DukeIt is going to be Styrkaar because adds more to Slaanesh then redundant Masque and if they were going for female DLC then Sayl would have never been picked. Red Duke thrown in because this would be the Vampire DLC and he is very easy to do. Just needs voice acting and faction effects and skill line. Richard Aldridge said Vampire Counts will be very happy and they will be good with what they are getting. No one is going to be happy if they end the game with only two playable bloodlines being Von Carsteins and Lahmians. Throwing in the bonus FLC Red Duke at least gives them a 3rd playable bloodline in Blood Dragons.
DoW DLC
>Borgio/Lorenzo Lupo/LucrezziaAlso FLC
>EgrimmRichard Aldridge said Egrimm is coming with major patch. Said 6,2 is a mid size patch not a major one. This would be the 8.0 update patch so it is perfect time for Egrimm.
2 faction DLC
>Araloth/ThanquolFLC
>Caradryan plus skycuttersFinishes off the Warhammer 1 race Wood Elves since they are the only Warhammer 1 race left with units who hasn't gotten a Warhammer 3 DLC. Thanquol finally arrives and finishes Skaven roster. Caradryan is the FLC because Bulgarians said legendary lords need a miniature to model off which basically disconfirms Aislinn.
2 faction DLC 2
>Valten/Vardek CromFLC
>TodbringerThematic purposes. Give Crom the missing siege giant and Storms of Chaos chaos units. Last Empire DLC and Todbringer finally arrives.
2 faction DLC 3
>Li Dao/Nagash(Tomb Kings)FLC
>Yin-YinMonkey King isn't going to be a lord when they have to fit two more somehow and they aren't getting a Champions of Chaos style DLC. Nagash being in his own race would be absolutely fucking stupid when has 2 units. Just throw in Tomb Kings with his two units and the missing 3 tomb kings units and problem is solved giving him the ability to confederate all undead factions.(Vamp Counts, Vamp Coast, and Tomb Kings)
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>55gb update
WHY?
>>527743553>Vardek Cromwho?
is this a mod breaking kind of update or nah?
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>>527703135>>527743771Why are slavs so good at programming?
fun fact, Bulgaria used to make computers
this patch contains all the beta AI changes, right? if that's the case I might start playing again.
Imagine if Sofia ushers us into a TWW3 Golden Age haha
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>>527744079Archaon-lite? What would he bring that regular Chaos Lords don't have?
>>527743680modern games are diced up into similarly sized large blocks so the size of an update depends on how many of those large blocks have changed
looks like they basically changed every one of those blocks at once
>>527744198Dual Weapons + Shield
>>527743910less worker benefits/rights make for nice slav(e) farms. their best work as accessories for some niche western company.
I just realized Rome II is still 60 yuropcoins when not on a steam sale even though the game is almost TWELVE years old
And that is not counting the huge amount of dlcs
jesus fuck CA
>>527744807Even on the huge anniversary sale it's still like 60 if you want it with all DLCs. I bought but the base game but thank fuck the creamapi is still around.
AAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD all my mods are broken.
Oh well, see ya in a month.
>>527745787You can finally play the game as intended
>>527745827I also use creaminstaller and haven't bought a DLC in years ;)
>>527744449Looks like warframe
Hows the patch high speed internet anons?
>>527746632They ruined everything.
Wait a second. Tehenhuain literally just carries that big slab with him into battle as a decoration?
He doesn't use it as a shield or smash it over enemies heads?
>>527747709This looks terrible where is this from?
>>527747709you do not bring a copy of mein kampf to the battle?
>>527747709Isn't he a prophet and that's a holy relic? Do you think Moses used the stone tablets with the ten commandments to smash heads in?
So what do the books of khorne actually do?
>books of nagash but now its khorne
is the books thing gonna be the next lazy sloppy rework thing? Gonna have books of the lady next?
Wait for me on the other side.
>>527743910>slavs>good at programmingHave you SEEN CP77/Stalker/Tarkov?
>>527749416The eight burning books of Khorne were a real thing in the lore, they probably came across them and figured it would be an easy to implement addition.
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
MY ENTIRE MOD LIST OF 168 MODS SURVIVED THE PATCH!
>>527743910But the term slavjank is a thing.
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>>527749829NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>527749818no im aware it was probably a lore thing but another book mechanic is kinda lame feels lazy
>>527749829This game is better without mods to be desu.
>>527750168The vanilla UI is absolutely awful and I don't know how anyone can play with red on red on red for every faction.
Meh I have to wait for Feral to patch the game on linux.
>>527750117I don't think it's an actual mechanic. I think it's just 8 items that you can find.
>>527750308you can change the color
>>527747876No, I want to rape.
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>>527651582>>527652080>>527703135>fantasoys relentlessly shitting on CA Sofia/Pharaoh for months and calling for them to be shut down after the Shadows of Change/Hyenas debacle>Sofia responds by saving Warhammer, optimising the game for the first time since the Potion of Speed update for WH2they truly are the Jesus Christ of Total War developers...
>>527750619British. It is cool I am just leaving the download running whilst doing other things.
>>527750308they changed that a LONG time ago anon we're not in the RoC era anymore
>>527751371Do you live in the arse end of nowhere? I've got shit broadband at my flat, not fibre, and it's still 60mbps.
>>527751467They are doing works on the local cable at this very moment. Maybe it is time to enter the modern era.
I'm guessing things like Zhao Ming's 100% item drop chance and the Chaos Dwarfs's tower seat that gives a random item every 3 turns just got a hell of a lot more useful.
A lot of legendary lords have uniques that are GARBAGE compared to blues now.
Well, there were already a lot. But it's even more now.
>>527752116Yep, Tomb King and Dwarf forging is now a lot more powerful.
I think that Thorek can reduce forge costs by 50%.
>>527752205CA did talk about that in the blog. Legendary Lord unique items will be updated in the future.
>>527751295>potion of speed updatehas it really been that long? wasn't that like, mid wh2 at the latest?
>>527752205They want to make them extra special. I'm guessing a Malekith's shield for example is actually gonna reflect magic.
>>527752448WH2 came out 12 years ago so yeah, it was a long time ago.
>>527752753>12 yearspassage of time is brutal...
>>527749818>8 books of KhorneDo Khorne flakes even read books or do they bash people over the head with them?
>>527750812>>527751404It's still overwhelmingly red.
Warhammer 1: 2016
Warhammer 3: 2022
Shogun 1: 2000
Shogun 3: 20??
>>527752868>The Eight Burning Books of Khorne are the greatest source of knowledge concerning the dread Daemonic servants of the Chaos God Khorne, the god of war and murder. Bound in brass and etched in fresh blood, each is said to decree the eight unholy aspects of the Lord of Skulls and name his Daemons.It's a God damn employee roster of daemons so Skarbrand can know when it's his turn to pull a night shift.
>>527752205Who has the worst one?
>>527753421My vote's the Axe of Grimnir. It should be one of the absolute best weapons in the game.
>>527753421Repanse's is absolutely worthless
>>527749416They already copied the Sword of Khaine with the Crown, so...
>>527753421Take your pick from the WH1 weapons. Grimnir's Axe, Slayer of Kings, Gitsnik, etc.
I don't want too many factions so a ton of misc human nations can go together as mercenaries in Dogs of War.
Do you think we'll get a Warhammer 4?
>>527753827Yeah it's pretty sad how bad it is.
Reminder that pic is unbanned. Time to banish a Light and Dark monster.
The debuff are pretty significant, what faction that will have the most benefit with the books?
>Estimated patch time is fluctuating between 2.5 hrs and 3hrs.
>>527754367>Khorne corruption: +1000 (all provinces)
>>527754367Beastmemes as usual
>>527754367Seems like a free slave farm for chorfs and delves
>>527754367Beastmen, Nakai and Ogres.
>>527754367>The super duper Khorne book...buffs wizardsUmmm
Bros... I just heard DAWI FROM ANOTHER HOLD ARRIVE under my floor.. What does it mean
>>527754367how long does it take to get all 8 books? The Ire of Khorne ability could make it worth waiting it out for low-income factions, as long as it doesn't take too long, flat 10% upkeep reduction is no joke. Bonus vs Khorne factions is good in some situations as well.
I don't really see a use for the Burning Books though, unless you are doing a meme army for free SEMs or something.
>>527754073DoW is not happening anymore, they pivoted.
>>527754796It means 'tis a great day!
>>527754367wow -300 with khornate factions so a nothing for like 90% of LLs
>>527754796Are you sure they are Dawi?
>>527754796BREAK OUT THE BUGMAN'S
>>527754367>ward save 20%Nice but it's not too insane.
>Spell intensityIt's fucking Khorne who gives a shit
>free armyNice but not that significant when you're already running huge deficits kept afloat by sacking.
>Khorne Corruption +30Based, love painting the map with corruption.
>permanent razingYES
>>527755289It is an enchanted item so that 20% is genuinely huge.
>>527754576>it's not +8888Missed opportunity for sofia.
>>527754806>how long does it take to get all 8 books? Idk, i got it from reddit. As for the books kinda meh, the ire of khorne unironically is better in most cases.
>>527754868They pivoted but then they unpivoted.
>>527755289>>Spell intensity>It's fucking Khorne who gives a shitEverybody can get those books even the magic oriented factions. Gelt with cataclysm spells with additional 100% spell intesity will erase armies in seconds.
>>527755532Didn't they mentioned that different factions get different effects?
>>527755643Now that you've mentioned it I don't remember I thought only Khorne factions would have different effects that are only positive.
>>527754796It means It is a great day
>>527755532>Gelt with cataclysm spells with additional 100% spell intesity will erase armies in secondsgelt can already get max spell intensity just by spamming wizards
>>527753827What? The axe of grimnir has quite a few useful effects like reduce upkeep and increase post battle loot. Those alone makes it more useful than say, Astragoth's black hammer of hashut that only gives +1 control, some weapons strength to Astragoth only and a meh bound ability.
Worst is porbably Tretch's item. You have to be losing a fight for it's effect to be active.
>>527754367>-30 controll till you get the last volumesGoddamn you really need to prepare for this shit if you plan to collect them. Perma razing is pretty fun tho.
>>527755828Never ask an Imperial Huntsmarshal the race of his wife
>>527754367>-300 with KhorneDoesn't the "-200 with all factions" prior with the vol 7 and 8 books include khorne anyway, by that time you're probably already at hostile relation with Khorne (and everyone else)
Lords that can quite easily generate infinite control:
Alarielle
Kroq-Gar
>>527754367Wouldn't be bad on wood elves, permanent raze is sweet.
>>527754367Yeah! This will be perfect for Bretonnia! A most honorable item!
......what?
>>527756256Yeah thats meaningless. It should have been a low chance of getting attacked by Khorne deamon armies.
And now the wait for the cracked blood files begins...
Someone who paints entire maps needs to load that save, check if the books spawn, gather them and loose the entire map to rebellions only to reconquer it later.
>>527756573>It should have been a low chance of getting attacked by Khorne deamon armies.Should spawn a khorne endgame crisis.
>>527755875-5% upkeep on a single army is fuck all. If you had a 5000 upkeep army it's just 250 gold a turn, it's like having one additional low tier minor settlement. Dwarfs have one of the lowest post battle income coefficients so that's not great for them either. And then as an actual weapon it's worse than a common item.
>>527754367>any region razed while wielding this item can never be re-occupied>Khorne expansion focuses around taking one settlement, razing the rest of the province, and letting them get resettled for free
>>527756509Unironically it is perfect for Brets. You can just raze Norsca and Badlands to the ground once and for all.
Total War is soon to be Ended Timesed
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Dwarves have room for one more DLC
>Bugman
>engineer lord
>miners (steam drills)
>irondrakes (drakefire pistols)
>beer cart
>rune golem
Maybe do Bugman vs Araloth DLC with Naieth FLC to finish both races
Total Cataclysmic Conclusion to the Trilogy
>>527757616>rune golemThat would be based
>>527757616No. They are done.
>>527757616>rune golemDo they look like Dragon Age Origins golems?
>>527757616But i want my shard dragon.
>3 LL
>3 LH
>no drawbacks from sword of khaine or nemesis crown
>special exclusive legendary item set that uber buffs them and uber debuffs anyone else
>has beastmen units that even beastmen don’t have
Why does khorne get so much favoritism? Tzeentch can’t even get a 3rd LL
>>527757795I only added it because GW/CA are obsessed with big fuckoff centerpiece units. Currently Dwarves only have the thunderbarge to fill that role while other races have multiple
>>527757616We're not getting more DLC,
No Nagash, no Neferata, no Bugman, no rest of the Dragon Siblings, no Egrimm, no Thanquol.
You better spread your ass cheeks and pay full price for Med 3 + the $30 Byzantine DLC + 40k + the $40 Adeptas Sororitas DLC
>>527758048Wouldn't Nagash be too OP?
>>527758048We might be getting more DLC.
>>527758017Rune golems would be cooler as monstrous infantry rather than 1 big motherfucker imo
>>527758137We're almost certainly going to get an End Times DLC, probably The Monkey King as well because GW and by extension CA loves gobbling that CCP dong
>>527757976Most played Chaos God.
Could your level 1 legendary lord defeat Chosen of Tzeentch (Halberds)?
>>527757958Shard dragon would probably be a RoR if it even gets added, that or a campaign only reward for settling some grudges or something else which is more likely since then it can go to the expanded roster for mp so it doen't erase the dwarfs faction identity
It would be so funny if the Fantasy TW was some shit like Stormlight Archive instead of 40k lol
>ate so much I got a cramp in my neck and my kidney hurts
LL for this feel?
CA is revealing the final Warhammer 3 DLC at their December E3 show.
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>>527758330I want it to be ANYTHING else.
40Kfags deserve nothing.
>>527758330It'd be funnier if it was Age of Smegmar following an End Times DLC
The cycle continues
>>527758423Teclis
a real eater has no limits
>>5277584600 chance of that
No one would play an age of sigmar game with 4-5 factions over tww3
>>527758330I'd like to see more fantasy books get adapted to strategy games actually. Maybe not Stormlight Archive though
>mod manager crashes while checking compatibility
https://youtu.be/vAM80pXTjYQ
>>527758330It's gonna be a hero centric CA original wuxia type cultivation setting for maximum chinkbuxx.
>>527758584I know
I want to see it fail like pic related
>>527758673No thanks, most fantasy is copy and paste slop.
CA's next game will be Hyenas 2
>I want CA to waste time on some bullshit game just to see it fail, instead of making something I'd like to play.
You people are weird.
I am upset that the High Elves are likely to get DLC but that the Dark Elves and Wood Elves will be left with nothing.
Malekith is the most important character in all of fantasy and he doesn't even have a unique campaign mechanic.
>>527759345I like laughing at trainwrecks
>>527759429Do Drukeks really believe this?
>>527759508You sound just pretty miserable to me. But keep doing you I guess.
DLCs shouldn't have 3 melee races
Slaanesh = melee race
Norsca = melee race
3rd race = ranged race
>>527759345>I want [insert vidya dev] to waste time on some bullshit game just to see it fail, instead of making something I'd like to play.This is just post-GG /v/.
>>527759748More like post tortanic.
Vilitch is actually a strong Legendary Lord.
Things are getting... grim.
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This is insane wtf.
>>527759345It's just histfags mad that they got replaced so they want the same to happen to fantasy in the hopes they get important again.
>>527757976Tzeentch used to get a bone thrown with the Lord of Change in game 1. By now, I guess they thought SM2 was enough Tzeentch.
Why are the new AI options dependent on having the Endgame scenario turned on?
>>527760554Morathi is an S-tier Legendary Lord.
So who gets access to the books of khorne?
These new battle load times are NICE.
>>527760417I hate his voice so I'll never play with him
>>527758330I care not for the 40K RTS without Blood Ravens.
Dechala
Sayl
Aislinn
The Masque
Egrimm
Valten
Boris Todbringer
Neferata
Li Dao
Monkey King
Thanquol
Glottkin
Nagash
I keep on thinking how funny it is how so many Chaos LLs have more achievements than the average Daemon Prince yet hasn't ascended.
>>527760792I really, really hope they make it.
>>527759724that didn't stop them in OoD
Is the average Norscan literate?
>>527761072No they're all stupid fucks who think living in the Arctic near chaos is a good idea
>>527760934Being a prince has always been schmuck bait.
>>527760417I don’t directly disagree, but I want to hear you elaborate on why you think so?
You mean in battle? Because yeah he’s invincible, passable melee fighter and a good caster. Campaign-wise he has just changing of ways bullshit and on him its just ok.
>>527760748First time I’ve heard that complaint. What would you have him sound like?
>>527760934>the average daemon princeI feel like daemon princes are a meme. They’re like bloodthirsters, set up to be jobbers so the heroes seem tough. I can only think of belekor and the nigga valkia killed as named princes anyways.
>>527761072What is there even to read for them?
>>527761194Chaos is based.
>>527761194>living in the Arctic near chaosWhat's wrong with that?
Is there a reason why the new ai settings count as end-game scenarios or is it just spaghetti code? Are they active from the start?
>>527761283I just like how Vilitch is very tanky and can spam spells to his heart's content.
>>527761283Daniel is a daemon prince thoughbeit.
What about Daemon Princesses?
>>527761310Anthro Troll girl x Marauder smut
>>527761283>What would you have him sound like?Raspy voice just isn't for me and it pisses me off
>>527761515Did you skip the second AI Beta?
Minor faction potential puts the game on snooze mode, I strongly recommend against using it.
>>527761550And is he known as anything other than a loser?
>>527761334Based on what?
>>527761884I played both betas yes, I wanted to see how it is with both options on
>>527758330Only if my wife Shallan is the most op lord.
Lords for this feel, btw?
Legend said all rectangles are squares
chat is this true?
>>527762818yeah
rolling for campaign btw
>>527761884NTA, I skipped the second beta (burnt out after ~2k hours in the game) but enjoyed the first beta, how does minor faction potential put everything on snooze mode? Does every major faction just turtle until they meet you with 1 or 2 provinces?
Which LL love cats the most?
>>527763461Neferata unironically
>>527763425>Does every major faction just turtle until they meet you with 1 or 2 provinces?Pretty much
>>527760934Chaos is not a meritocracy. The gods are fickle and unpredictable.
>>527762017Even if he was being manipulated by Be'lakor, wounding an order god is far more than what someone like Azazel did, which is betray Sigmar and fuck off. Out of all the Fantasy daemon princes we know of, only Be'lakor has much greater accomplishments.
Noob opinion: Damn, Nurgle recruitment sucks!
Pro opinion: Wow, Nurgle recruitment is incredible!
>>527764637It sucks early and is great late
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>>527758460Sadly I would play this shig because here no other autismohammer options
>>527764352Is vashtor a daemon prince? If so then he might even be better than be'lakor.
>be'lakor
>great achievement
Be'lakor once got banned from multiplayer tournaments because he was so powerful that he could solo-carry entire games.
>>527765798He was banned because sem/herohammer makes for shit casting & watching. Same reason thunderbarge is banned.
Grimgor or Gorbad.
Who is the true Top Orc?
I have 171 hours in this game and i have yet to touch Be'lakor out of pure principle. He had that Katarinussy waiting for him back home but still decided to shoot the Coca-Cola bear.
>>527766079Wrong daemon prince.
You’re thinking of daniel, of the daemons of chaos roster.
Belekor is in the warriors of chaos.
You do well to avoid Daniel. Worst campaign in the game.
>>527766079That's the Daemon Prince, Yuri. Be'lakor and the Daemon Prince are different people.
>>527766198>>527766228I will now play a Be'lakor campaign.
>>527766076Depends what you mean
Grimgor could absolutely krump Gorbad 1v1 but Gorbad was a greater general and led bigger WAAAAGHs before the End Times bullshit (lol grimgor killed everything east of the Old World)
Probably a stupid question, but what happened to the cinematic introductions for each race?
>>527766749SEGA cut their funding by more than half after Hyenas and Pharaoh
>>527756675it uses the same mechanic as khorne 3 turn settling block on raze so your ruin auto settling bypasses it
>>527766749They cut them in immortal empires. Saves space, plus they wanted to stay non-committal to starting positions, and having to remake intros/flyovers is a ton of work.
Pretty sure half of them in RoC are just outdated/incorrect at this point.
I very much loved eye of the vortex and it was a commonly played alternative for me in wh2.
I wish RoC was that good and they kept updating it.
I don’t blame them for abandoning it, but I can dream of better realitiesz
>>527766916Shame, I liked them
>>527764862>Caesar alive today as an American>born to a wealthy family with government connections>sees that joining the military directly is a waste of time due to a completely different power structure>goes in on government instead>gets embedded deeply in politics and corporate connections>shows ambition>too much ambition>the CIA doesn't assassinate Americans>in his suicide with 4 guns, a noose, cyanide, and the arson of his own home, they find a perfectly preserved Iranian passport and scraps of burned paper for his galactic calendar system
I love the addition of the ability to trade settlements with other factions. I love using it to keep people off my back or even reach alliances.
>>527767356Trading settlements is actually cheating.
>>527767356I love selling a settlement I'm going to lose anyway to recoup the costs and then when the enemy takes it from whoever I sold it to I just win it back and rebuild it with the costs essentially covered
>>527767091Ues I miss Vortex it was comfy
>>527767356Does the AI still put absurd weight to the value of even the shittiest settlements they own
>>527767107There's a cheat that brings back the cutscenes from previous games, not sure what it's called or if it still works or not but it's out there if you want to find it
>>527761884Snooze in what way?
>>527767746Yes, but they also put absurd weight on your settlements, so you can get tons of money from them or make them agree to pretty much anything diplomacy-wise.
>Minor faction potential is always default on and I have to turn it off every time
I thought the patch notes said it was supposed to be default off
>>527767356Playing the game is cheating
The AI doesnt get the opportunity to choose when to play
>>527770656the same as the se, sw, and nw AIs
>>527754323>pay 1000 lp>to do nothingliterally unplayable
So uh, how big is the download?
Looks on my end like 55 gigs, but that's not right...