CENSUS EDITION:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdSYjAmXne6TTSOxahSVJ0-Dhy5fDtyO9GH0ktSmF8uTTg87w/viewform

Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245


# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

Previous thread: >>527549428

REMEMBER TO TAKE THE FIFTH /CALG/ CENSUS:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdSYjAmXne6TTSOxahSVJ0-Dhy5fDtyO9GH0ktSmF8uTTg87w/viewform
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https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdSYjAmXne6TTSOxahSVJ0-Dhy5fDtyO9GH0ktSmF8uTTg87w/viewform
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The Census is okay, I guess.

You're my best friend.

>>527660382
your shitty glowie data gatherer is bugged

>>527661196
Read nigga, READ

>>527661296
yeah fix it retard, i dont want to give any game a 1

>>527661348
I didn't even make the census. This is why Nemlei is simplifying the puzzles, braindead chimps like you.

>>527661348

>>527661196
You have to rank them all differently. Stop bitching too while you're at it.

Embarrassing

>>527661196
Sequential ranking.
Also, kill yourself.

>>527659405
One example of western incest that avoids this tired trope is Foltest and his sister Adda the White in the Witcher. Their affair happened before the events of the games since Adda died in the meantime so they serve as background to the story, but he was shown to had genuinely loved her and is overall a sympathetic figure and just king. His official Gwent card even features a true delphic statement.

>>527660382
you forgot the most important question. who has bigger tits julia or ashley

>>527661553
lol, this explains the random meltdowns in these threads

>>527661764
>you forgot the most important question. who has bigger tits julia or ashley
I'm glad that question wasn't included. Waifu-wars are probably one of the more cancerous things that infects this thread and I wish all parties involved a very happy mutually assured destruction.

>>527661764
The census had to have space for more important questions, like advertising their discord

>>527661905
You're just mad because it would turn out it's Ashley.

And suddenly, out of nowhere, the thread is instantly besieged by massive amounts of low quality bait and screeching.

>>527661553
this is so gay

>>527662078
>suddenly

>>527662117
Says the redditor.

>>527662078
So true sister, only high quality /calg/ discord approved posts can be made!

>>527662174
The thread was incredibly civil and peaceful until somebody started flipping shit about somebody being a bit too self-important and suddenly the next thread just explodes with some "newfag" is whining about a question that has been on every census. The mental hospital has opened up computer access for the day, it seems.

>>527662359
Ugh, this. So much this. These newfags dont know about our discord and keep telling bad things to our friends!

>>527661348
>>527661196
>1
Wait, is 1 supposed to be the best or the worst? My interpretation is the former, but regardless of the answer it's kind of a problem for accuracy if it's not made clear and left to the reader's interpretation.

>>527662250
never made a reddit account in my life, but nice try
discord shit is still gay and cringe

>>527661196
There being no way to indicate you haven't played one of these is a problem. I still haven't got to JiaC or Candy Scabs.

>>527662359
>whining about a question that has been on every census
It should have never been there in the first place. Especially since the attention whores of that place almost killed these threads multiple times

What was he about to say?

>>527662546
>>527662735
Whoever made this census is a complete retard

Stick.

>>527662840
/calg/ discord sisters, prepare to attack. Post guro pics of this hussie and show this chud who owns this thread

>>527663098
Stickley

>>527662990
It literally asks you, in sequential order, which Nemlei games you have played. There's no way you played the game, the puzzles would have hard-filtered you.

>>527662880
SNEED

>>527662840
Maybe I'm too charitable but as someone who hates discord faggotry of all kinds, I've never interpreted the question as advertisement (would be different if there was a link included along with it). Arguably it's in the thread's interest to know how many discord regulars pollute the threads.

>>527663230
Is 1 the lowest ranking and 5 the highest or the opposite? Can you ask your good friend that taught you the herculean task of how to make a 4chan thread that or is xhe still asleep?

>>527663397
>"So then, why aren't we friends anymore??"
>"Argh! Of course we are, just-.... SNEED!"

>>527663482
I can't even remember the last time the link was posted, or if it's even still a thing, or if it blew up due to internal drama like every server is bound to. I can't grasp the level of mental illness required to be that obsessed with something which has seemingly been irrelevant for such a huge amount of time. The answer, of course, is that it's entirely irrelevant and some retard is using it as an excuse to yet again derail the thread. Nothing gets (You)'s like somebody being retarded on purpose, after all.

>>527663482
>>527663826
This guy >>527638820 gave them a reason

>>527663720
I always assumed 1 is the highest

>>527660382
What's the reason behind including Andrew Wins as a real ending but not Graves in Graves? Imo the only "legit" ones are are SnS/Cliff/Splat/Leyley, since the deciding factors for those aren't done right before their respective ends.

>>527663979
It's a gay fucking post, but honestly if it wasn't that it'd be something else. Somebody who flies off the rails about something like that and starts shitting up the thread over it does not have the capacity to otherwise keep their shit together.

>>527663826
>keeps saying you have contact with posters from these threads through alternative means
>goes out of its way to say how its a newfag that doesnt even know how to make a thread
>add some irrelevant unnecessary discord question in the census instead of fun things about the game like character tit sizes or making a more clear ranking
>gets shocked people are shitting on it

>>527664095
You shouldn't respond to bait.

>>527664221
Some people just can't stand slow /calg/ (best /calg/)
>>527664295
>fun things about the game
>like character tit sizes
Sorry there isn't more material for you to shit up the thread faggot, go shit up someone else's thread.

>>527663979
This is clearly a joke. This is what you people melted down over?

>>527664221
Melties are a "feature" of 4chan discourse. No solutions, only tradeoffs.

>>527664554
You know what melts my heart down? Cute little sisters!

>>527663482
>in the thread's interest
This is how I have always interpreted it as well. The posts in question are clearly from thread shitters, though I don't recall it happening before with the census.

>>527664549
Yeah, tit sizes or power scaling is “shitting up the thread”
Advertising a discord however, is a good thing

>>527664549
>Sorry there isn't more material for you to shit up the thread faggot, go shit up someone else's thread.
There's no point in responding to him. Either he's too stupid to understand how sequential rankings work, in which case talking to him is like trying to teach calculus to a fern, or he's acting stupid on purpose to bait responses.
>>527664775
Now this man? This man is talking about the shit that matters.

>>527664775
My sister took my car to work for some reason so I'm going to beat her to death with my bare hands

>>527664554
It really wasnt, especially how the fag was obsessed and spamming to end the thread quickly

You know your threadly duty

>>527665004

>>527664812
>tit sizes or power scaling
I'm calling ICE

>>527662869

>>527665139
This thing? This thing eats mushed baby carrots and shits excellence.

>>527660193 (OP)
Sister ass is best ass

>>527664810
The fact that census #2, #3, and #4 were drama-free is a good sign that we're dealing with a bad-faith thread-shitter or an newfag sperg unable to contain his autism, in both cases someone who has been around here for no more than a few months.
Either way, no point in interacting. Let him rage and enjoy the show until he gets tired.

Little sisters.

>>527665139
Where is cream!?

>>527665310
I'll never understand barafags.

>>527665195
Beybey... the precious...

>>527665214
That sitting position makes me feral. My sister sits on my desk like that sometimes but with one leg down and HHNNNNGGGH, I am so sorry but it's the hottest thing a sister can do casually.

>>527665493
>casually
Fuck casuals. She should be showing off her ass competitively.

I ranked it as 5 being best and 1 being worst
>>527664115
Graves in Graves is the second most kino ending of Decay so far, only losing to SnS
Its really dumb it isnt there

>>527665612
>I ranked it as 5 being best and 1 being worst
Me too, I'm stupid. I had BH at the top and JIAC at the bottom

Can i get a invite?

The thread is going too fast

>>527665195
Beybey!!

>>527665369
You just don't get it. That shit is hilarious.

>>527665704
In our defense thats how ranking usually goes
I had NGN and SnS at the bottom lol

>>527665352
Wouldn't you like to know?

>>527666042
>In our defense thats how ranking usually goes
In what world? Not only is that now actually the case, it doesn't even make logical sense. If I'm Number 1 in the world at something, there is nobody better than me because I am first, there is no smaller real number. That's completely normal for sequential rankings, because otherwise the corollary would be ranking something on a span of an infinite amount of numbers. If I rank Red as the #1 color, Green as the #2 color, and think Blue is the best color, there would be no functional difference between rating it at #3 or #19,402,197.

>>527666439
I thought it was 1 point - 5 points
Like old Youtube stars

>>527666519
I love you guys, but some of you concern me.

>>527666439
you can't expect a juliafag to understand what # before a number means

requesting discord invite

>>527666580
But a Ashleyfag also fucked up

>>527667008
You can't expect a -fag to read.

>>527666734
https://discord.com/invite/undertale

>>527667117
anon, that isn't supported by the markdown

Ep2 raises an interesting point, what ARE they going to do about the fact Andrew's fingerprints are logged into the database? does he never get to drive a car legally ever again?

I'm looking forward to seeing how the Burial or Decay question's answer may have changed. I doubt it'll be 95% Burialfags anymore.

>>527667854
The fingerprint database probably isn't cross-checked against each other. As long as nobody ever runs his fingerprints and finds they correspond to two different people he should be good.

>>527665556
I'm sure she's doing it on purpose. Why must sisters be such teases?

>>527667901
I remember the discord faggots voted primarily for Decay last time probably because they thought it would be all despairslop with nothing but suffering (that's kino by pisscord standards). I wonder how they must be feeling about it now kek.

>>527668421
It was the opposite
They literally made the discord so they could ERP

>>527668174
>the Andrew bunny groping Ashley's ass
Is so hilarious and cute

>>527660193 (OP)
How would your sister react if she finds out you've been obsessed with this game anon?

>>527669238
I could talk my way out of it, she gets fooled by me very easily.

>>527669238
I'd rather never find out. Probably just odd looks.

>>527669238
I doubt she would care, and if she does she's got no room to talk shit about me being brainrotted about weird stuff anyway.

>>527666734
https://discord.gg/gKYb4a7n

>>527669238
She's just like me fr fr

>>527669238
Both my sisters know and they dont care
>>527666734
>>527670321
Kys

>>527670321
>You've been invited to join GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE

>>527663979
Are retards really shitting their pants over a Half-Life 2 reference?
>>527662990
>>527662735
Presented without comment.

>>527670335
Should I doodle them kissing? Shame I can't draw for shit

As someone who isn't a homo, Is JitC worth checking out?

>>527671156
Yeah

>>527671156
Just think the MC as a girl. Marion's gender has 0 impact to the whole story

>>527671156
Just know it's way longer than the other Pre-Coffin Nemlei games

>>527670736
Hell yeah

>>527670736
Make up a plot with some cute moments like this last one and slowly build up to total delph. I like my insencts with [ROMANCE]
>>527671390
This reminded me of Nemlei's old Steam replies saying something like
>Yes, they are males... I'm sorry they all look like females
and how it made me feel sad lol

>>527670321
lmao you niggers really have a sekrit club to gossip about the threads what the fuck
Lots of similar posts to here too like the anti-watasi shit

>>527672435
Don't bring that shit here faggot

>>527672435
No one cares about your discordniggery

>>527672435
Who gives a shit, you're a pathetic worm

>>527673080
>you're a pathetic worm
i had no idea the imperial guards from Oblivion posted on /calg/

Funky little monkey, she's a twisted trickster
Everybody wants to be the sister's mister
Coca Cola roller coaster
Love her even though I'm not supposed to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNDy7DFycxw

>all this Julia and parents seethe
Everything makes sense now

>>527664115
It's a joke ending like Hitman Wins or Stupidity Killed the Twat. If you include meme answers then you will get meme responses

>>527673686
Don't care, stay in Troonland.

>>527673587
Oh sweet painted sister!
Seems it's always been the same
Gettin' paid, for jerkingoffdudes!
Guess that's the name of the game

>>527673686
No, you just need to take your meds

>>527674141
I don't like these lyrics..

>>527674152
lmao

>>527674552
Beatshley? Andrew beat Ashley? Shits and Shot ending? What are you talking about anon? It was all a dream..

>>527674552
I don't care about what you find in a discord.

God i hate discordniggers
They always ruin generals every single time

>>527674550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd_162NOAOw
So, she lays down beside me again!
My sweet painted sister, the one with no name
Many have used her
Many have, still do

>>527674942
FFS I accidentally replied to the discordnigger and now my post is gone. I cant delete either for some reason.

>>527675108
Ashley is a pure angel nigger, get ye gone

>>527673715
Then Andrew Wins should also count as a "joke" ending given you get sent back to complete one of the "real" endings. IIRC all such endings are even represented with a skull on the roadmap in one of the devlogs.

>>527675465
But it's just so romantic. Elton John has such a beautiful voice and his melodies are sublime. And besides, Andrew totally would sing something like that to piss Ashley off after they'd made up, especially since she didn't actually do it

Reminder that a sister can't resist her murderous protective brother with a sharp object in hand. Double points for tingling feelings in the sistussy if you make it extra bloody.

>>527675817
By that token, literally the only ending we have now is SnS.

>>527675817
>Then Andrew Wins should also count as a "joke" ending
It's absolutely not played for laughs

>>527675938
You finally got it anon!

>>527675817
if all these endings are failed states

>>527675938
Yes, SnS is the bad ending of decay
All the others are dead ends, which means Graves in graves should have been in the census

>>527675837
Not at all. As a IRL jealous brother, even the thought of that annoys me, Andrew would NOT just jokingly call her a whore for kicks.

>>527676287
>SnS is the bad ending of decay
He remains unaware

>>527676287
What about cops win? Or Julia opens the fridge?

>>527676754
Julia Fridge doesn't even get an ending, you just get to restart.
Honestly, I wish the narration went something along the lines of
>Julia witnesses your misdeeds and realizes what you've done. Your feeble attempts to stop her fail and she folds you like a pretzel, and calls the police. By the time they arrive, so does Ashley and you both get arrested, tried and executed.

>>527676503
>Andrew would NOT just jokingly call her a whore for kicks.
He totally would. It's way too good of an opportunity to pass up, especially how embarrassed Ashley gets. And it's not like she actually ever did anything

>>527676971
>andrew getting heem’d by Julia
Kino

>>527676197
This mostly makes sense with what I'm arguing. Cliffhanger, Leyley, and SnS have unique icons while GiG and Tag have the skull. Only thing that doesn't fully match up is Splat, but it's literally called the "deadest of dead ends" (and if you get the ring it's a short branch like the other dead ends are).
Really I'm just arguing that Graves in Graves and Tag are on equal levels of "ending"
>>527676971
Honestly if Nems was lazy she could have just let Julia Fridge lead back to Graves in Graves

>>527677069
Yes, but the subject of Ashley whoring herself out bothers him much more than it does Ashley, and he does not want to start this conversation.
He only resorts to these insults when he wants to kill her.

>>527676971
Nemlei should add this on the next update

>>527677215
>>527677213
Hell, she could've added that Julia becomes renowned as a national hero for stopping the infamous cannibalistic incestuous serial killers that are the Graves, they'd take interviews and she'd tell them everything she thinks about them, the media would love the narrative of a former victim defeating them and bringing them to justice.

Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.

>>527677304
It bothers him when he thinks Ashley is being serious (screwing the cultists, becoming a call girl, etc.). But he would joke about it since it's really funny

>>527677069
You don't get it anon! Ashley wouldn't be embarrassed, she would be mad, which is also cute but it's not worth the laughs because he wouldn't find it funny himself.
>>527677304
This
>>527676971
Realistically, Andrew would kill Julia.
>>527677627
You sound like you've never experienced jealousy over a girl anon. Just the thought of "sharing" a woman disgusts a man, not to mention Andrew.

>>527677864
Andrew loses to anyone he doesnt attack from behind or that isnt a traumatized child

>>527677627
He absolutely would not find it funny, he almost had a panic attack when she wanted to whore herself out for real and he just barely stopped her.
Ever since, whenever she joked about it, he took it seriously.

>>527677531
Would have been great desu

>>527677864
>>527678043
It's just bants, bro. It's funny to make your sister mad

>>527678214
Yeah he does that via wifebeater and psycho ex jokes like
>Say another word and I'll backhand. Well, not right here anyway.
>Leave me and I will hunt you down just to fuck you up
or I'll do one better
>I'm not having sex with you on your period. Not that I'd do it otherwise either. I'm not having sex with you. *Period*.
Come to think of it, he's really good at this shit.
>>527678005
The fuck? It's Julia we're talking about. Julia would die by tripping while running away from him.

>>527678818
It's funnier to imagine that in a joke ending, even Julia beats Andrew up

>>527678838
All of them? That's a lot Andrew... I don't think we have enough time to burn all that much.

>>527679004
You just don't want Julia to suffer Julianon, which I understand. She got her happy ending already and Nemlei fed you well by plot armouring her. But there's a reason why she was plot armoured in the first place...

If he dies
He dies

>>527678294
Awwww

>>527678818
>Yeah he does that via wifebeater and psycho ex jokes like
C'mon dude, he'd TOTALLY take a jab at her for the whole "trying to be a prostitute" thing. It's golden banter, he'd be crazy for NOT saying it

>>527679639
He IS crazy, they both are insane.

>>527679687
Yeah, but Andrew is fun crazy

>>527677573
Will Ashley breastfeed her kids?

>>527680089
Probably.

>>527680291
d'awwwwww

>>527679639
Maybe (You) sister abuser-kun, maybe (You) would...
>>527680089
She hates modern women's antics so she'd breastfeed them for at least 2 years like a proper mother. Especially if Rennee didn't breastfeed her/them.

>>527680628
>Especially if Rennee didn't breastfeed her/them.
She probably did. I don't know if Coffinland is magically different, but baby formula is insanely expensive. If the mom doesn't have issues with her tittymilk, using formula is literally shoveling money into the fire.

>>527680089
no. andrew will drink all her milk so there'll be nothing left for kids

>>527680768
Would she go
>These little shits made my tits sag!

>>527680291
She's got your eyes, Anders.

>>527681017
Renee doesn't strike me as that particular type of vain. Plus if Douglas had even a scrap of taste he'd appreciate saggy titties as much as perky ones. All tits are wonderful, unless you're a fat chick with small tits, that shit's just sad.

I wonder if we'll get some fake dream/vision sequence of the graves if they were a perfect family

>>527680628
>Maybe (You) sister abuser-kun, maybe (You) would...
I mean, I am the same cat who used to look at his sister and grimace, so maybe I'm just a silly little guy

>>527680904

>>527660382
>to fill out this form you must be signed in
The only actual glowie ITT

>>527680470
So cute! How could Renee not like these babies?

>>527683992
Terminal self-absorption

>>527683992
She only started disliking them when they killed a child

>>527683992
She was like 17, and kids are annoying

>>527680904
>>527681295
>>527681879
Booba milk tastes like the milk that's leftover after you have cereal fyi

>>527684287
I know, my aunt let me taste it

Andrew would also sing a version of Roxanne where he swaps Ashley's name in

>>527684287
For some reason I had always thought it would taste worse, but I guess it stands to reason it needs to be something that a baby would enjoy the taste of.

>>527684287
Fun fact, it's impossible to make cheese from breast milk because it doesn't have enough rennet

>>527684287
nta but it sounds delicious desu

>>527684807
This doesn't sound right. Rennet is something you add in the cheesemaking process, afaik milk never naturally contains rennet.
The lack of pasteurization is something else to consider too.

>>527679336
You are retarded if you think she's plot armored or held up on a pedestal in the game as a whole

>>527684807
Also you can make soap and lotion out of it

>>527685137
I forget the details, but I remember looking this up and finding that it's not possible to make breast milk into cheese. I heard a guy cut it half with whole milk and made cheese that way though. Maybe you could turn breast milk into cream and have ice cream

>>527684423
>my aunt let me taste it

As always, I can count on /calg/ to keep me abreast of all of the most important knowledge in life.

>>527684287
It is true. Human milk is much sweeter than cow's milk.

>>527685163
Delusional juliafag
The only reason that background character is still alive is due plot armor, cant wait to see that whore die in Burial

>>527685531
Truly titillating content here

>>527685502
It seems to be from a few things:
1. Breast milk varies over time, apparently the first bit of it is sweeter than the milk produced later
2. The protein balance is different (casein vs whey)
3. Different amount of lactose
I don't know where to get breast milk to try cheesemaking myself.

>>527685885
>cant wait to see that whore die
Hey, hey I've seen this one before, this is a classic!

>>527686303
Will they ever learn

>>527686145
>I don't know where to get breast milk to try cheesemaking myself.
I'd recommend a woman. The milk I got from men was awful

>>527686450
Andrew…

>>527686019
I'm just happy that I'm surrounded by so many titty enthusiasts.

>>527686716
I’m a ass enthusiast, i just like tits too

>>527686852
Asses are good too, I prefer them on the more petite side though. Buttholes are awesome.

>>527685885
Im not. She's a spineless push over, who gets used and pushed around by others to the point of only being relevant as a device for Andrew and Ashley's power games and copes. She only gets development in SnS (*the* bad ending), tho its still shown that she is heavily reliant on Jane during phone call fail, while in Cliffhanger they both get shat on by Andrew.
Its funny that for so many dumb inferences made about the narrative out of "Nemlei is a woman", it doesn't cross the mind that someone like her wouldn't put a cinnamon roll waifu to fag over as a purely positive standard.

>>527687359
>She's a spineless push over, who gets used and pushed around by others to the point of only being relevant as a device for Andrew and Ashley's power games and copes
But thats exactly my point? Julia is a dogshit non-character that is only liked by retards
>She only gets development in SnS (*the* bad ending)
Meaning she will die in the good ending

>>527687359
You, my friend, are responding to low-effort inauthentic content. I'm sorry I had to be the one to break it to you.

I think she's very cute

>>527687874
the cutest

>>527686145
Women can start lactating by simulating breastfeeding for an extended period of time. I'm sure I don't need to say anything else.

>>527687952
Nose kisses!

>>527688206
The only woman I see regularly is my sister. There is no part of this that she would be okay with.

>>527688206
Also worth noting that women generally produce way more breast milk than the baby will eat. New mothers have to pump every few hours, but the baby may only eat a few times a day

>>527688398
You can probably buy some from a local online marketplace like Facebook or whatever. Some women basically give the stuff away. Just say you're a dad and your wife can't produce much milk

My mother let me taste breast milk once after she had my bro
Not from her boob of course you degenerates. But it doesnt taste that bad.
Its just raw

>>527688269
Do you have a screenshot of her saying good morning

>>527687695
>But thats exactly my point? Julia is a dogshit non-character that is only liked by retards
Yes (tho she's not poorly written), but somehow even non waifufags still accept the idea she's being idolized by the game
>Meaning she will die in the good ending
Definitely not in Decay, and very likely not in whatever will count as good in Burial, because it in no way would be helpful to solving Andrew and Ashley's problems, but its obviously a possibility in Q. Burial from some interpretations of it.

>>527688672
Do I?
Let's see, it's kinda hard to tell from the thumbnail

>>527684807
Rennet Graves....

>>527688948
Thats the one
Shes so cute

>>527688595
>Go on Craigslist
>Find some chick selling her tittymilk
>Arrange to meet
>Forget that I'm incapable of talking to people
>Forget that I'm even more incapable of talking to women
>"So, your wife can't breastfeed?"
>"Y-yeah she has trouble with her b-boobs."
>"You okay? You're sweating a lot."
>"Uhhhh..."
>Spaghetti starts launching out of my pockets in streams of pasta and sauce
>Seller runs away in terror
Such is life...

>>527687695
>>527688858
I think both of you should stop dilating about the cute girl. Theres no reason to be this angry about her

>>527689001
I was hoping someone would say it
>>527689045
Anon, you forgot to activate Blade Runner mode...

>>527689582
>Anon, you forgot to activate Blade Runner mode...
I didn't think I'd need it anymore so I traded it out for a Heath Ledger's Joker personality disc because it seemed more fun.

>>527688398
Why not

>>527689183
I think waifufags are mentally ill for shitting up discussions and obsessing over a side character in an entirely protagonist-focused romantic story

>>527688595
I think some /fit/ fags also drink it for the gains?

>>527690054
I would say that whatever /fit/ does is a good template for shit to not do.

>>527689941
>if you like a character from the story you’re mentally ill because its not the character i like
Seems a sane opinion to have

>>527689017
What I wouldn't give for a sleepy morning with her

>>527690345
When will that cat fix this

>>527690445
Fix? That's my vision.

>>527690138
I agree, but I've also seen women on Facebook selling it to """"bodybuilders""""

>>527690510
Thats bullshit, cat
Stop searching for panels where Andrew’s sweater tag doesn’t show and fix the big things

>>527690175
I know its bait, but for an analogy, if you were to hate-watch/ignore the main narrative of Breaking Bad to see scenes with Walter Jr, you would quite likely be mentally ill

>>527690445
The eyebrow is pretty bad, I'll fix it when I get home

>>527690916
That analogy is just as retarded as you because i’m not “hate playing” Coffin

>>527690532
I mean, it's probably very calorie dense and relatively cheap considering you're buying it directly from a source without worrying about things like supply chains. I wouldn't trust randomly sourced titty milk though, who knows what kind of nasty diseases that woman might have. No sir, only sistermilk for this man!
>>527690916
The waifufaggotry is only mildly annoying, mostly because it's an insanely easy avenue for shitposters to grind (You)'s by riling them up. That description definitely fits the fanfic mod folks though.

>>527690532
>>527691178
If you're drinking breast milk for gains, explain in 200 words or more why you won't drink cum for gains

>>527691320
1. It's gay.
2. That sounds revolting.
3. Not enough calories.
4. If you're looking for protein liquid, egg whites are cheap as fuck and sold by the quart.
5. It's gay

>>527691320
Because im not gay
>>527690919
My fuarking hero. Pencil thin eyebrows are so weird

>>527691598
>>527691609
>gay
Brother, they're called gaynes for a reason...

>>527691827
I'm not disagreeing with the idea that gym rats are homos, but even if you were perfectly willing to be a giant homo to optimize your gainz then egg whites are far more economical.

>>527690916
As long as people who are fans of Julia aren't saying stupid headcanons like "Actually Andrew cared about Julia" I don't see the big deal with people liking the side characters.

>>527691320
Who can buy cum by the ounce

>>527691937
The idea that egg whites are gayer than cum is pretty funny, so you win

>>527692285
Last time i saw a legit JuliaGOD saying this was in episode 2 because of the fear of her dying
Now though? Nemlei gave exactly what we wanted

>>527692285
It's a form of trauma-induced behavior. The vocal minority of "people who like Julia but hate Coffin" have done so much damage that many anons just write all Juliafags off.

>>527692778
>People who like Julia but hate Coffin
Context?

>>527692285

>>527692778
Never seen that poster archetype
I remember Renee x Andrew posters being annoying and tarnishing true Rennybros though

>>527693081
I think he probably means people using Julia as a reason to shitpost, or people who hate the thread and like Julia shitting it up. I can think of one example of the latter, but I also think it's just a shitposter who will argue about literally anything and everything.

>>527692992
>>527693081
It was more pithy than putting "People who ship Julia and Andrew because Incest le bad"

Julia and Andrew are star crossed lovers who can fix each other

>>527693598
Frankly i dont get why someone who allegedly like those characters would “ship” them with Andrew
Hes honestly kind of a fag and even Ashley sometimes feels too good for him

>>527692778
>"people who like Julia but hate Coffin" have done so much damage
Is- Is that a... JULIAFAG!? AAAAHHHHHHHHH HELP ME NEMLEIMAN, I'M GOING INSANE!!!

>>527694021
That's why Andrew is so lucky to have a cute loving sister who'll love him no matter

>>527693925
Nah

Bro they're gonna kill this bitch in burial. Probably for absolutely no reason.

>>527660382
I refuse, just like the third census.

>>527694586
>Gee bill, TWO weiners?

>>527694586
They said Julia would never matter
They said Julia would never return
They said if she did, it'd only be to die
Now, they say nothing

>>527695558
Burial is still a thing.

>>527694586
Two more weeks
Two more episodes
Two more routes

>>527694586
Ugly drawing

>>527695284
kek

Julia and Andrew went it at every week for years. Have fun with your sloppy seconds Ashtray

>>527697294
Men care more about that than women do. Men want to be their first, women want to be their last.

>>527698015
>Men want to be their first, women want to be their last.
Lol. Whenever a woman leaves a man for another dude, people always make fun of the first man for "being cucked". Everyone wants to be someone's last far more than they want to be their first. If my wife left me for someone else, I'd feel like I lost

>>527698426
I don't think you bothered thinking about what I meant by my post at all, that's an incredibly surface-level reading of what I said.

>>527698763
Men and women care about virginity basically the exact same. Most people only really care about being the last

>>527694021
>even Ashley sometimes feels too good for him

Take your meds.

>>527698015
Women don't give a shit about where the man has been because they don't see him as a person, it's just about what he can do for them.

I, for one, think it's a travesty that Andrew carelessly gave his first time to an unrelated floozie.

>>527699290
Cliffhanger's dream seems to imply Andrew also greatly regrets it and he didn't like intimiacy with Julia.

>>527699290
>I, for one, think it's a travesty that Andrew carelessly gave his first time to an unrelated floozie.
Who dares, wins

>>527699252
>Men and women care about virginity basically the exact same
If you're not going to be serious then there's no purpose in belaboring the point.

Would it have helped if Andrew had just spent an hour or two with Teenley after school and then spent the night with Julia to study and bone?

>>527699846
helped what?

>>527699728
All Julia won was making Ashley (who deserves to suffer) extremely insecure and extremely mad, and she was too ignorant and softhearted to properly appreciate it.

>>527699390
Chibibutt erotic

>>527699846
Not really, Teendrew was a mess because of his guilt about Nina thing, trying to be a boyfriend to Julia, thinking back to Nina when having sex with Julia and also starting to discover he's feeling things for Ashley, while also not trusting her with his feelings.

>>527700347
This breaks Andrew's mind

>>527700347
No, sir, I do not like it.

>>527700347
Meds

Half an hour ago I was going to post something like "You know better than to respond" but it seems yall niggaz beat me to it.
>>527700347
Now make Julia's eyebrows thin in that one CG

How is it insense? They're family.

>>527699962
>All Julia won was making Ashley (who deserves to suffer) extremely insecure and extremely mad
Based

>>527700803
There's literally nothing wrong with giving your sister a full-body massage, it doesn't always have to lead to adult situations which means there's no inherent moral hazard and your sister's sore muscles will thank you for it.

It seems it's back to "I akshuualley hate the main characters!" faggotry.

>>527701031
Then why, dear anon, would you give them the satisfaction of acknowledgement?

>>527701139
I'm just frustrated that my PC is acting out and doesn't allow me to post pictures to supress them right now. I'm gonna try rebooting.

What would Ashley do if ??? turned Andrew into a little wooden pinocchio doll, which is animated and moves by itself

>>527701031
>>527701139
What are we talking about?

>>527669238
>How would your sister react if she finds out you've been obsessed with this game anon?
I'm >95% confident she knows due to having seen my tabs open on 2-3 occasions when I didn't know she was behind me, and I know for a fact that she knows about the game and its themes despite us never having discussed it between each other. More importantly though, there was one different, even more informative lapse on my part. A few months ago, as I was showing her stuff on my computer, at one point I clicked the browser's drop down menu which showed a closed tab that included INCEST in all-caps as its title. Two seconds later, she quickly excused herself out of the room which left me with absolutely zero doubt about whether she saw it or not. As soon as she left, I made a finger gun gesture with my hand and put it in my mouth to mimic blowing my brains out.

But half an hour later we were talking over lunch as if nothing happened. And nothing changed whatsoever; I didn't detect even the slightest hint of coldness or unease from her, and I'm very good at detecting when something is off with her. Neither of us talked about what she saw, and I have no intention of ever bringing it up. I'm fine shoving it under the rug and pretending nothing happened.

So yeah, turns out if you don't give your sister a reason to fear or be wary around you for over 20 years, an embarrassing revelation about being into siblings fucking each other won't change that.

>>527701470
I mean, finding out your family member is into weird paraphilia by itself wouldn't really change much if you have decent relationship.

>>527701246
I wonder when anyone will consider the absolutely insane notion that you can, in fact, walk away from the thread for an hour or two instead of doubling down when it's shitty and making everything worse.
>Surely this massive bucket of kerosene can douse the flames!

>>527701673
Certainly, and I had already suspected that her discovering my predilections wouldn't create any serious rift between us before it actually happened, but it's not something you'd ever take for granted when it comes to a relationship as important as that with your own sibling. There's always that "...but what if..."
Still, glad to have it confirmed, even if I'd rather the whole thing never happened regardless.

>>527701745
Why is her ass so juicy in this pic

>>527702282
Imagine biting her butt, but instead of having the normal butt firmness it's like an apple and you inadvertently bite a literal chunk of her butt off

>>527701745
>for an hour or two
*until the next update

Hiatus is like bath salts for this general.

>>527702469
>Hiatus is like bath salts for this general.
Relaxing and cozy indeed

Post your cutest most in-love siblings, I need to see them happy together right now

>>527668174
I want to tongue her asshole

>>527703325

>>527703325
No. There is no love.

>>527703325

>>527703540
Daughter!

>>527684287
Fuck yeah
>>527685796
Human milk has more lactose than cow's milk. Maybe that's why?

>>527691320
The nutritional value of semen is nonexistent

>>527703624
>does putting more sugar in something make it sweeter
Are you daft

>>527703868
It's a rhetorical question

>>527703943
And you were given a rhetorical answer.

Boobies!

>>527703613
Nobody wants me as their daughter

>>527705079
When I have my first daughterniece I want her to be just like Leyley so I can raise her right.

>>527705189
Punish her by putting her in a bottle when she acts up

>>527705676
I smiled so much when I tried to put the princess in a bottle and it actually worked. Anyone who genuinely believes ocarina is better than majora is such a stupid cunt

>>527705079
>>527705189
Thinking about how Leyley (and Andy too for that matter) didn't get the parental love she needed and deserved legit makes me tear up a little, I feel like a hormonal woman lmao

>>527660382
Well screw you too. Sheesh...

>>527706157
That's called paternal instincts. If I had a daughterniece who acted the way Leyley did my sisterwife would be yelling at her and making her stand in the corner while I grab her a cookie from the pantry for being based. Daughters are purpose-built for spoiling rotten.

>>527706452
I hope your sisterwife keeps you in check anon, otherwise you're gonna spoil the hell out of that girl. Then they'll grow up to be incestuous cannibals and summon demons and it will take a whole VN to resolve their issues!

>>527706287
Not bothering with this shit data mining scam. Somebody wanna post the questions ITT just to look them over?

>>527706157
I feel very motherly towards them. They just need someone to love then.

>>527706157
>I feel like a hormonal woman lmao
Anon, it's normal to experience hormonal sings when boyvulating

>>527706873
I don't know, I feel like being a doting dad has a lot of advantages, but maybe I'm overcorrecting. The point is that children are adorable.

>>527706890
It's mostly the same questions as the previous censuses

My sister left her purse in my car. Would it be Andrewpilled to go through it?

>>527707395
If you're willing to deal with the spergout that's coming afterwards, then yes.

>>527707395
Don't be Andrewpilled, take the menacepill and go to a sex shop and put the receipt in her purse.

>>527707395
That's not Andrewpilled at all.

>>527707395
Depends on why. If to find the dead cultist money she didn't split with you or to collect her used tampons or something then yeah.

>>527707613
>Depends on why.
A mix of boredom and paranoia. I did it anyway and it was just her ID and eyeliner, which was super boring

>>527702213
Best just do what your sister did and not comment on it, unless you want to talk to her about the game itself, who knows maybe you can both talk aobut the story, since it's more than just INCEST.

>>527707870
I already thought up a story in my head thinking anon's sister is also into it and shipped them already. They're basically married now.

>>527707858
>paranoia
What did you expect to find there anon?

>parents leave the house for a few days
>my brother immediately says his fiancée and her siblings are coming over tomorrow
Thiubros, it's so fucking over. It's so over I don't know what to do about it

>>527708329
Get with one of her siblings. It's not quite a sisterwife, but hey, it's something!

>>527708329
You know how we deal with hussies around here.

>>527708291
I dunno, something interesting or incriminating

>>527708329
Those are going to be your siblings soon, get to know them.

>>527666734
https://discord.gg/kWSc7WnX

>>527709008
It genuinely makes me sick to think that I have to call those people my siblings because some clerk says so

>>527708774
Like what? A box of condoms that's mostly empty and a suspicious amount of cash?

>>527708383
Thats the gay fag that has a crush on his brother and was butthurt he was marrying a cute dumb girl iirc

>>527669238
She already knows I like this game

>>527709149
I guess. Or drugs or something. Idk man, I said I was paranoid, not that I had well founded suspicions

>How ya doin', kiddo?
>Yeah? You still livin' with [your sister]?
>That's good, she's a good kid. How's ya ma?
>Yeah? The fuck does she know, am I right or am I right?
>'Preciate ya callin' bud.
>>527709168
I know, but I also know he's not actually gay despite how much people fuck with him. Hopefully his extended family gives him an opportunity for a sisterwife that treats him right. Or wrong, whatever keeps your boat afloat.

>>527709168
I may be a fag, but I am NOT gay

>>527706890
>>527661553

>>527709491
Why are you so averse to making new friends anon

>>527661553
>Are you in the [thing that does not exist]
glownigger

>>527709349
So it was from a place of concern? How cute anon! You should give her a kiss for not being a druggie or going on with niggers or something

>>527709491
If you werent gay you would be thrilled that your brother is trying to set you up with his wife’s siblings
>>527699252
That is absolutely not true
I cant answer what girls think about non virgin men but men absolutely dont want a bycicle

>>527661553
lel, that's just pathetic

>>527709698
Unfortunately it does exist

>>527709698
It does, it has a bunch of narcissistic trannies, fags, and only a few seemingly normal folks.

>>527709671
I wrote out a long post and accidentally deleted it. The summary is that I don't want new friends or family. I already have a family that I like.

>>527710230
And what if one of your new sisters steals your heart?

>>527710303
He's gay.

>>527710303
And what if I win the lottery? Sure, it'd be nice. But I won't bet my house on it

>>527710303
Hes only interested on his married brother cock

>>527710441
That's the best part, you don't have to put anything down, you'll know it when you see it.

>I have orders from /calg/ to stop you from sabotaging Nemlei
>Your ride's over outie
>Time to die

>>527710008
i entered the invite to check and it was really cringe
I really hope most of the posters in these threads arent from there

>>527710323
>>527710450
I AM NOT GAY
>>527710537
>you don't have to put anything down
Anon, I am literally going to have to talk to GIRLS for hours tomorrow

>>527710008
Making a Discord server about a thread on 4chan is SO gross!!

>>527710872
>Anon, I am literally going to have to talk to GIRLS for hours tomorrow
I can think of worse fates. Not by a lot, but technically worse. Just think about the smell of vagina permeating the house and everything will be tolerable.

>>527710872
>I am literally going to have to talk to GIRLS for hours tomorrow
Oh the horror. Read the room your brother wants you to get laid
>>527710968
This but unironically

>>527710008
How could a /calg/ Discord exist when I've never seen it?

>>527711250
>Read the room your brother wants you to get laid
Are you guys being serious when you say this? I'm genuinely asking. Is he really inviting them over because he expects me to get with them? Please be serious with me now

>>527711328
Now you did

>>527711415
I mean, it's probably not THAT deliberate, but good sistussy abounds and you'd be a fool to squander an opportunity to cuddle an authentic (by-law) sisterwife.

>>527711415
Yeah its very likely
Of course the girl wont grip your dick with her pussy the moment she steps into your house, but he (and most likely also his wife) probably want you two to know eachother

>>527711454
>35 online
/calg/ has more than 1 person???

>>527711613
I hope so, because that shit is so cringe
A bunch of /soc/ trannies gossiping about the threads, doxxing themselves and saying Julia new boyfriend is brown/she will die

>>527711863
I mean i hope /calg/ is just one person… because i love /calg/…

>>527711454
This image makes me feel unwell

>>527711415
Think about it logically
Dont you think the girl coming over isnt on the same spot as you?

>>527711553
>>527711603
>>527712165
I've met them before though, and I'm pretty sure they all hate me

>>527712251
I doubt it, you're probably just being insecure.

>>527712251
>and I'm pretty sure
Considering you’re kinda retarded i doubt it

>>527712452
>>527712647
WAAAAAAAAAAAH NOW ANONDY HATES ME TOO!
NOBODY LIKES ME! I'M WEIRD AND LOUD AND ANNOYING

>>527712251
>implying girls would accept leaving their comfy house to sleep under the same roof with someone they hate

>>527712850
Hey dude, I'm on your big brother's side on this one. It's time to dabble in some old-fashioned legal technical incest. Talk to them about your dumb gay autistic interests and whichever one sucks your dick afterward is your sisterwife.

>>527712850
I say it cause i love you and i want you to become a better version of yourself

>>527712960
>Talk to them about your dumb gay autistic interests
NTA but I started watching football because I have nothing to talk to people about. I can't talk about Coffin or other games, but football is a wellspring of conversation

>>527713607
Real football or egghand?

>>527711863
>2 confirmed troons
>4 confirmed femoids (1 unconfirmed)
>roughly 4 /soc/ fags
The rest appear to be average anons.

>>527713607
That's cringe. You should talk about the deep interests.

>>527713679
Football

>>527713834
>talk about the deep interests.
Normalfaggots aren't interested in what I'm interested in and I don't feel like spoonfeeding

>>527713960
Trust me. Just talk about the stuff you actually like. Worst case scenario you get dismissed as the autist you are, best case scenario you have a step-sisterwife.

>>527714080
My gf thought i was a creep when i started sperging out about guns before we started dating, when i took her out to a range date she fell in love with them too though
Guns going boom make women really horny

>>527714080
>Just talk about the stuff you actually like
I already posting my "i hate everything" gif, so pretend I posted it here

>>527713960
Learn from the master himself
https://youtu.be/85Gk8mIb9wk

>>527714469
A woman that is slightly interested in something you'd die for is worth her weight in gold. Claim your step-sisterwife.

>>527713717
>average anon
>discord

I will NEVER talk to girls and you cannot make me

>>527715025
You will develop eye cancer if you don't

>>527715025
What if girls talk to you

>>527715308
As long as it's only one that's fine, eyepatches are cool.

>>527715473
You will lose your other eye when a hockey puck hits it

https://x.com/lust_coffin/status/1934692050873545148
Half the fanartists are convinced the Graves women are hairy as fuck, and I'm all for it.

>>527715334
girls don't talk to me because I'm balding

>>527716236
then stop balding anon

>>527716278
Shaving my head is too much work
Hair transplants are too expensive
Being ugly is easy and free

>>527716168
Lack of playing the game issue
Renee is shaved cause they found her shaved pubes
Ashley is probably shaved as well
Julia has a whole jungle given the implications from the puzzle

>>527716626
>Ashley is probably shaved as well
Ashley has been a NEET for years

>>527716826
She also cares a lot about her appearance and keeping pretty, given how she keeps applying mascara

>>527716948
Yeah, but mascara is way easier than shaving.

>>527716168
>half
no

>>527716626
>given the implications from the puzzle
Explain

>>527717171
Still, she's image concious and she probably wants to be readyf or Andrew.

>>527717683
Ready? She's not ready until the labia are invisible

I don't know what's sadder, the fact that there are so many newfags that many anons are lashing out at the question that existed for all censuses and didn't even know there was a containment server OR that there is a containment server in the first place. It's OVER, I tell you..

>>527719946
Bold to assume that it's newfags and not just another psyop to create off-topic discussion.

>>527719946
You don't understand, anon, Discord is only for troons and fags, REAL anons use teamspeak or guilded to keep up with and make friends.

Just saw this one on Boomerbook

>>527720260
But anon, ESRB ratings claim that Discord has 150 million monthly active users, are you implying the number of homosexuals and trannies has increased that dramatically?

>>527720094
That is true anon, that was very naive of me

Complete version is out

ASHLEY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

>>527717515
The huge bushes on the puzzle with bloody blankets implies Julia is very hairy

STEAL
SOVLS

>>527719946
>containment server
No it's just an unofficial retardfest someone madeand occassionally shills. It's had the same pushback since the 3rd census whenever they keep trying to advertise that it exists.

>>527719946
I think the sadder is having the discord server
>>527720260
>>527720402
Literally no one talked about having private discord servers to play with friends and you know that. Go back

>>527720260
>making friends on discord
lmfao kill yourself

Pre-Episode 3 meme. How did we hold up /calg/?

>>527721857
Threads before ep3 were the worst things i ever witnessed

Bashedley!

>>527721967
It was slow but it wasn't that bad once a certain someone got tired of getting jannied.

>>527722143
Absolutely. Slow /calg/ also only contained the anons most passionate of the game and the general.

>>527722143
>>527722272
The problem wasnt speed, i like slow
The problem was the ERPers and all the off topic shit, which is why i left until ep 3 came out

If you weren't ITT in February then you don't know ball

Nemlei please give us a flashback showing how Leyley came up with her name. That would be adorable.

>>527723146
Wow Ashley! Your sunglasses are so cool!

>>527723314
>andrew... ive come up with something genius!
>what?
>if i say my name, then i just take the second syllable, and i say it twice, that could be my nick name
>uh, ok
>and you're nicky name can be Andy! Since its short for 'Andrew'
>wow ashley, this really was our coffin of andy and ley ley
crowd: bursts into tears and applause

>>527723906
I fucking love that Andrew imagines her to be this cute in his mind. Literal flowers and pink cloud thing lol.

>>527724016
This is the second best thing Nemlei (pbuh) made after that mop!

>went outside today
>have to go outside AGAIN tomorrow
When will societal Thiuphobia end?

>>527720918
nice

>>527724019
That's because she *is* that cute. It's also cute how he snaps from worrying about Ashley getting molested to worrying about Ashley being a ludicrous hussy in the space of a few seconds, and that's what pushes him to intervene.

Odd request: does anyone have any Vaporwavy Coffin edits? I just wanna spice up some of my profiles with summer flavor.

>>527721967
The December threads were unironically abhorrent. Had to take a week long break.

>>527720284
The responses to this on Twitter are actually baffling. Our beloved game is so lied about and slandered it's insane. Retards don't even know that you don't actually have sex with Renee. People's brains are actually completely broken.

>>527727128

>>527729109
It's twitter users, what do you expect? they hate it because moral grandstanding and they have intetllectual capacity of ants to understand that this is a fictional story, with imaginary characters, I don't expect them to even know what the story is about to know Renee thing isn't real.
It doesn't help that there's a lot of brainbroken morons who unironically do ReneeXAndrew because they never had a good mom, and Reddit promoting hagmod doesn't help things either.

>>527729109
G O O N E R
P
O
G
R
O
M

>>527727128
Based.

>>527729440
>>527729462
It's actually insane how many people think that this game is a gooner product. I think when I first heard about this game, how it pissed off twitter, and even people within my own habitus complaining about it. So I went in, somewhat expecting a gooner product but kept in open mind. It's literally the opposite of that. It's a compelling story.

>>527720260
>Discord is only for troons and fag
This, unironically. Used it for awhile because my friends used it for gaming. After being in several coffin servers, and others, I realized Discord attracts very dysfunctional, miserable people. My life has improved since leaving it forever. I would highly encourage anyone still using it to leave it.

>>527727558
Never ever.

>>527729639
Joke's on you. I'll still fap to the CGs

How tight is Ashley's pussy? Looser than advertised?

>>527732191
She's using tampons as a virgin, that's pretty loose.

>>527732927
I thought she used pads

>>527732927
that's not how that works

>>527733248
A woman said otherwise, she said that she started using tampons after giving birth because there's more room down there and it's no longer uncomfortable to walk.

>>527733675
Why don't these hoes just let the blood come out

>>527733927
Because it reeks of death.

One baby to another says "I'm lucky to have met you"

>>527734287
Julia voodoo doll...

>>527734642

>>527734554
So we can kiss even when she's far away

>>527735102
Does the voodoo doll taste like the real thing?

>>527735479
It looks like the real thing

>>527735529
Even the butthole?

Nemlei, there is still time for a route where Ashley smokes a cigarette herself...

>>527735786
>random orgasms in public via demonic teledildonics

This doujin must exist somewhere.

>>527731717
I've fapped to this one before.

>>527736748
Based

>>527735786
It's Fake Plastic Trees, you pervert!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDS4wOd_o1I

>>527736157
She probably did in her teens and gave up after puffing on it a couple of times and coughing.

Andrew's all right
Ashley's all right
They just seem a little weird

>>527737360
Look how happy she is. It's sad she's too evil and crazy to lock Andrew down.

>>527737608
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away

>>527737880
>Surrender, surrender
She did that by accepting Andrew's no-apology. She might've been healing and happier if she didn't though.

Nemleiverse tittyfucking Olympics:

Noelle:
>Size: 1/10
>Technique: 4.5/10
>Score: 2.75/10
Ivy:
>Size: 1/10
>Technique: 6/10
>Score: 3.5/10
Sylvia:
>Size: 8/10
>Technique: 2.5/10
>Score: 5.25/10
Vivian:
>Size: 4.5/10
>Technique: 6/10
>Score: 5.25/10
Ashley:
>Size: 10/10
>Technique: 1/10
>Score: 5.5/10
Noelle (with Yule telepathy):
>Size: 1/10
>Technique: 10/10
Score: 5.5/10
Noelle's mother's
>Size: 2/10
>Technique: 10/10
>Score: 6/10
302 lady:
>Size: 8/10
>Technique: 4.5/10
>Score: 6.25/10
Julia:
>Size: 8.5/10
>Technique: 4/10
>Score: 6.25/10
Aenon:
>Size: 10/10
>Technique: 3/10
>Score: 6.5/10
Shopkeeper:
>Size: 10/10 (Khazar milkers)
>Technique: 4.5/10
>Score: 7.25/10
Tal:
>Size: 5/10
>Technique: 10/10
>Score: 7.5/10
Renee:
>Size: 10/10
>Technique: 10/10
>Score: 10/10

Nemleiverse tittyfucking Olympics:

Noelle:
>Size: 1/10
>Technique: 4.5/10
>Score: 2.75/10
Ivy:
>Size: 1/10
>Technique: 6/10
>Score: 3.5/10
Ashley:
>Size: 9/10
>Technique: 1/10
>Score: 5/10
Sylvia:
>Size: 8/10
>Technique: 2.5/10
>Score: 5.25/10
Vivian:
>Size: 4.5/10
>Technique: 6/10
>Score: 5.25/10
Noelle (with Yule telepathy):
>Size: 1/10
>Technique: 10/10
>Score: 5.5/10
Noelle's mother
>Size: 2/10
>Technique: 10/10
>Score: 6/10
302 lady:
>Size: 8/10
>Technique: 4.5/10
>Score: 6.25/10
Julia:
>Size: 8.5/10
>Technique: 4/10
>Score: 6.25/10
Aenon:
>Size: 10/10
>Technique: 3/10
>Score: 6.5/10
Shopkeeper:
>Size: 10/10 (Khazar milkers)
>Technique: 4.5/10
>Score: 7.25/10
Tal:
>Size: 5/10
>Technique: 10/10
>Score: 7.5/10
Renee:
>Size: 9/10
>Technique: 10/10
>Score: 9.5/10

>>527739913
>Noelle (with Yule telepathy):

>>527739913
>>527740552
Fellas is it gay to get a Yulejob from Noelle?

I love the sight of having you down and open wide
The smell of a dead woman's flesh just drives me fucking wild
I have got you in my grasp now, there is no need to escape
I'll penetrate you, every virgin needs a rape
I'M THE REAPER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TxwSfo52-Q

>>527739913
Technique doesn't matter if the guy is the one doing the work cause all she needs to do is hold her tits together while the man thrusts

>>527740552
>>527740829
You fellas are smart I'm sure you'll reach the (((CORRECT))) answer to this dilemma.

>Snow Sprites!
>Unite!
>To Cleanse the Impish Blight!
Snow Spites!
Unite!
To Cleanse the Impish Blight!
>Snow Sprites!
>Unite!
>To Cleanse the Impish Blight!
>Snow Sprites Unite to Cleanse the Impish Blight!

America-san...

>>527735479

>>527739913
Should rank Ashley (drunk)
Also Julia is bigger

Man, this shits slow as hell tonight.

>>527747010
>drunk
>technique

>>527660193 (OP)
>Andrew said no to this

>>527749234
I'm slapping together a fic idea if Andrew hadn't bugged out like an über faggot.

>>527749234
you act like a slut you get treated like a slut

>>527749379
someone already did that, i wished i had screencapped it

>>527739913
You forgot the cultist girl you hack

>>527749585
She's wearing a cloak, so my male gaze trigonometry tells me that her boob size has to be a 9/10 based on the pixels. There is no way a dumb college girl with fat tits AND a boyfriend has below 5/10 technique, as he'll have made sure to train her. The fact she has a pet hamster makes me inclined to believe her technique is above a 7.5, so her score should be 8.25/10 at minimum.

>>527747508
Mindblowing, even

>>527750220
It is easy to believe Ashley could move her hips more intently while drunk; it is more difficult to believe she can grip and coordinate her breasts more effectively while drunk.

>>527749569
which one?

Yeah Decay was pretty good. I liked the character switching and it also advanced the plot in ways I didn't expect. But I get the feeling we'll be waiting a while for the next instalment.

>"Jackpot!"

>>527751643
Imagine, if he hadn't been a bitch in that moment. Things I'd do:
>Elope slightly in that moment
>Dump J*lia
>Plan out a path for her to graduate
>We both get part time work so we can spend time together
>After a few months of saving and lying to parents I'm attending university, we leave in the dead of night
>Night before quarantine
>Confusion has parents stay behind to get locked down in the coffin
>Where hopefully they starve to death
>We live out our lives quietly and peacefully once she gets her tubes tied and I get a vasectomy
It was THAT easy.

>>527753537
>We live out our lives quietly and peacefully once she gets her tubes tied and I get a vasectomy
All good except that
Ashley is gonna catch baby fever

>>527753840
Well, if I'm not mistaken, both procedures are reversible. Then it's just a matter of beating the biological clock to the deadline(her mid 30s, basically)

>>527753537
>We live out our lives quietly and peacefully once she gets her tubes tied and I get a vasectomy
Kill yourself. This is an affront to TOTAL SISTER BREEDING.

Also, one thing I realized. What kind of ties back to the plan:
Andrew now showing her how to be a woman in that moment, prevents a lot of course corrections for Ashley's overall behavior. She would have been more like Ashley in the Burial route, a lot sooner. And leaned into those character traits Andrew admits to admire in SnS. That's the only thing I missed out:
>Correct some of Ashley's anti-social behavior so she can blend into society better.

>>527753537
But then MY GAME™ would've never happened!

>>527753840
>>527753942
anon knows ashley isn't mother material. imagine if your mom was ashley

>>527754287
See
>>527754117
Andrew not chosing her in that moment, fucks up a lot for shit. Before that moment, it's even slightly observable Ashley was for the most part changing for the better. It's kind of insane the amount of damage he did in that moment.

>>527754287
>imagine if your mom was ashley

>>527754396
Let's be honest, she mostly did it to herself.

>>527754503
Maybe she put herself in a bad position, but the fact he did absolutely nothing after? Not immediately addressing it in some fashion? It's mostly his fault, actually.

>>527754287
>ashley isn't mother material
She has untapped maternal energy.

Nemlei will shove motherly Motherley (heh) down doubters' throats.

>>527754287
Ashley was insistent that she'd make a great wife. How would that happen without birthing 3+ (above replacement rate) children, hmm?

>>527754287
Ashley would be a good mom. She would try to be the best mom that she could so she wouldn't fuck up their kids the way Renee fucked them up. Pouring all of that parental love she didn't get into her own kids

>>527754954
That's adorable. I hope she's nice to the eldest daughter though. I hope Andrew's a good father.

>>527754765
>>527754954
ashley only cares about andrew just how renee only cares about doug

>>527755107
Anon, answer the question. How would Ashley make a great wife, in her opinion?

>>527754575
After their year long breakup, Andrew has lost a lot of pull on influencing Ashley unless he fesses up on what's going on inside that messy head of is, and not even he is sure.

>>527754589
We'll get to see more of this side of Ashley in Burial and people will finally realize Ashley was perfect wife/mother material but Andrew threw her away and she ended up reverting back to Leyley

>>527754575
She overstepped a boundary and then pinned all the blame on him, she's the one who should do something about it.

There's really no way to excuse that behavior without sounding like a rape apologist.
>he secretly wanted it
>he was hard
>it was his fault for leading her on
>he consented to cuddling earlier

>>527755192
her self-esteem is so low that she might have said that without actually believing she'd be a great wife

>>527755316
>rape apologist.

>>527755078
Andrew would be a good dad, I think. He's very protective over the things he cares most about. He already has experience raising one kid, but maybe raising his own kids as a proper adult would give him some better insight to things he couldn't quite grasp as a child raising a child.

>>527755315
>ended up reverting back to Leyley
she didn't change at all

>praise Ashley for something
>"Women don't have agency!"
>blame Ashley for something
>"It's all her doing!"
Like clockwork. The imouto hate WILL stop.

>>527755618
Yes that's the problem. She decided not to grow up and change

>>527755316
>She overstepped a boundary
Shut up Andrew
>be andrew
>constantly engage in what can be considered flirting with your sister
>sleep in the same bed as her specifically because it makes you horny
>you're effectively dating her, more so than you are your actual girlfriend
>perv on her
>instead of talking to her reasonably, you convince her she is stepping boundaries because she correctly read the room

>>527755618
Of course Ashleyley thinks/claims that. If you had played the game you would've seen how she changed.

>>527755618
ASHLEY IS RETARDED

>>527755732
>hang out with girlfriend
>go for sexy times
>she bolts out of the room
>wtf I'm sure I read the room correctly, so what's her problem?

Ashley hasn't read a single thing in her entire life.

>>527755732
She definitely correctly read the room, they were giving each other bedroom eyes before sleeping that night and he probably said her name in his sleep while dreaming about making love to her. She came on very strongly maybe, but it's no excuse for Andrew to avoid responsibility over his severely low self-esteem sisterwife. He could talk to her the day after, simple as.

>>527755732
He started perving on her after the year long breakup began, and we're well aware he did not flirt with her up until the present day, when his sanity has greatly eroded as did some of his boundaries.
He didn't begin into this behavior until after they had the breakup and he started to unravel.

>>527755930
Ashley read just as well as everyone else at school at Andrew wants to fuck his sister stupid

>>527756081
>he did not flirt with her
He bought her those cheesy gifts, sleeps with her, talks about marriage with her and how he's gotta take care of her

>>527754396
>It's kind of insane the amount of damage he did in that moment.
It did really fuck her up but despite all the shit that has happened she can still recover and grow into the kinda person she wants to be

>>527756170
>he secretly wanted it
There's attraction and there's consent, and there are many reasons why someone in a relationship might refuse sex from their sibling.

>>527756303
Those are mixed signals he gave her by accident, it was by no means intentional flirting, we know that even now, Andrew isn't sure if he wants to make love to Ashley, and he certainly doesn't want to just have sex with her.

>>527756303
That's just what good siblings do.

Arrives the American hours the thread falls of quality

>>527755618
The differences between Ashley and Leyley are very much observable, anyone saying otherwise is mentally retarded
>Calm, collected, able to dish an occasional snarky wise crack, cunning, headstrong
Vs
>Loud, annoying, overly energetic, brash, way more impulsive

>>527756767
The Ashley/Leyley distinction and its consequences have been a disaster for the Coffin discourse.

>>527756767
>Calm, collected, able to dish an occasional snarky wise crack, cunning, headstrong
Ashley will destroy ???

>>527756957
She clearly has plans to go directly against ??? In Burial Sane. Wonder how it will go over.

>>527729109
Those dang slanderous trolls are starting to tick me off... AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH TRUE AND HONEST LOVE BETWEEN A SWEETHEART AND HER SWEE-UH MAL- MA M MAN TO BE. Sigh....

>>527757031
>>527756957
??? does not seem like a very smart demon to me

>>527756767
>Calm, collected, able to dish an occasional snarky wise crack, cunning, headstrong
Tha narrator already told you Andrew, you WISH you were half as jaded as you think you are.

>>527756862
I am still amazed how people cannot distinguish between Ashley and Leyley.

>>527756767
Basically a child and a WOMAN

>>527757291
A "womanchild", if you may

>>527756957
Ashley will EAT the entity

>>527756767
I think it also shows that Ashley and Leyley have a completely poral understanding of what Andy and Andrew are like:
Ashley is able to tell that Andy doesn't like anyone by default, and she accepts him all the same, and befriended the boy beneat that is Andrew, and fell for his kind nature.
Leyley, meanwhile, misattributes the resentment and rage to Andrew and not Andy.

>>527754589
thats how renee thinks though

>>527757419
she will then use her demon powers to make them rich and live in a less shitty country

>>527758146
Renee thought she fucked up deeply, but she had no willpower to fix things, in no small part due to Doug Walker enabling her, and she was more concerned with her reputational image.
Ashley meanwhile, is a lot more focused on her fuckups, and she gives no shit about what other think so she'd be more likely to direct her efforts better.
Plus neither her nor Andrew coddle each other, and would challenge the other if they start making mistakes.

>>527758352
The only problem is that Andrew challenges Ashley even when she's doing absolutely nothing wrong.

>>527758672
I am referring to a hypothetical where they do reconcile and sort out their issues, which includes Andrew accepting he does indeed love Ashley and wants to be with her, he forgives her for the Nina thing, she apologizes for it, etc.
In that hypothetical, he probably would redirect this at actually raising a fuss when Ashley genuenly steps out of line and makes a mistake, and we know that Ashley wants guidance from Andrew, she does see him as her husband and she relies on him to be the tonesetter, and Andrew will have to accept this role himself.

>>527758931
>wants guidance from brotherhusband
>relies on him to be the tonesetter
>hubby will have to accept this role himself
Nemlei really is a trad marriage enthusiast isn't she

>>527753449
>tfw Ashley has a dark soul that eventually will be filled with light

>>527759245
Both Renee and Ashley are fairly traditional women in that respect, they seek comfort in their respective man's presence and look up to them, and both of them are flawed.
Douglas is an enabler who prioritizes his wife's happyness over what would've helped them, which means they don't work on improving their lives, while Andrew is terminally afraid of power and responsibility because it was thrust on him when he was a child and he only had bad associations with it.

>>527759794
>Douglas is an enabler who prioritizes his wife's happyness
based

>>527759602
Andrew mentioned the question of whether or not souls can ever be pure again, it will probably come up sooner or later. I'm thinking in the good™ ending they will no longer feel bad about themselves so they will have pure, clean souls again.

>>527759602
kino

>>527759869
Yeah, Doug and Andrew are opposites in this respect.
Douglas embraces his role as the husband wholeheartedly and provides Renee with unshakeable comfort as he refuses to budge when the world tries to challenge his love for her.
Even when he's about to be killed, he still believes they did nothing wrong as parents, something that even Renee found silly.
Andrew on the other hand, posseses the desire for them to be and do better, and he wants them to live well.

Remember
Inbred = Purebred

>>527761037
Somehow I feel like Coffin wouldn't have passed late 30s German censors.

Renee and Connie

>>527762606
Connie was a fat fuck though?

>>527762968
By Renee standards, yes

>>527762968
Yeah but that was drawn by some ''woman'' that hates Renee. I'm surprised it isnt gore slop again and actually pretty cute

>>527763052
Based body shamer

>>527761037
Ironically the nazis rose to power specifically because of degeneracy like this.

>>527763669
Actually true, Weimar was the closest thing to a ''delphic society'' anons keep talking about now that i think about it

>>527763669
Are you really calling incest degeneracy on THE Delphic forum?

>>527763772
Sassanian and Ptolemaic Egyptian societies are the closest, as we often reference.

>>527764942
I wouldn't be surprised if incest was persecuted in nazi germany

>>527765189
That's why they lost ;)

>>527765529
Damn rite

>>527763669
>>527765529
Hitler himself was a product of incest, his parents were cousins, and his first and only true love was his niece, Geli. She killed herself in 1931, ostensibly over Hitler's infatuation with her or the perceived lack thereof, thus depriving him of the Aryan vril he needed to win the war. His eventual wife, Eva Braun, was a token partner who forced her way into his life and of whom it's unlikely he truly loved as he had Geli, their relationship was apparently somewhat transactional. So there you have it. It was precisely the lack of Delphism, primarily due to circumstance, that Hitler lost.

>>527766919
A classic
https://youtu.be/e_gFMB74kbE?si=xXQQWrEIXDxk0dsy

>>527766953
If only Andy didn't reject Princess that one time...

>>527766919
Fuck I messed up the file name. *Folgers

>>527766919
I still don't know the lore of this skit after all these years. I know it's not official, but where does it come from? Who made it?

>>527767829
I thought the ad was legit, except for the cock grab.

>>527767829
Have you seen the original ad?
https://youtu.be/uMwFWDIFVCU?feature=shared

>>527763772
What

Nemlei's side profiles look like MLP characters. Sorry. You will never unsee it.

>>527769657
I've already seen it.

>>527769657
only ashley's side profile looks weird

>>527768813
Wait it's an actual ad?? I always thought it was a skit, why did they even make it lol

>>527769657
>>527769931
I think only this >>527769923 Ashley side profile looks weird