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>>527646164 >CURRENT, FUTURE GLOBAL/JP/KR CONTENT:[6/6-6/20][Standard]6* Sniper Ray, 6* Specialist Lee (Shop), 5* Medic Vendela, 5* Caster Harmonie, 5* Specialist Kazemaru (Shop)
[6/5-6/19]Exodus from the Pale Sea - 5* Medic Rose Salt
[6/5-6/19][Confirmation, Completion, Conduction]6* Specialist Thorns the Lodestar, 5* Caster Tecno, 5* Supporter Grain Buds
[6/5-6/19][Shining Steps]Ray, Tequila
[6/5-7/3][Skin Reselling]Goldenglow, Erato, Greyy the Lightningbearer; Penance, Qanipalaat, Tsukinogi; Kjera, Puzzle
[6/12-6/26]Poly Vision Museum - UI Skin
[6/12-7/3][Crossover]Chongyue, Nian, Jessica The Liberated
>CURRENT, FUTURE CN CONTENT:[6/5-6/19][Standard]6* Sniper Pozëmka, 6* Caster Lin (Shop), 5* Medic Nowell, 5* Vanguard Surfer, 5* Supporter Proviso (Shop)
[6/5-6/19]Act or Die - 5* Caster Miss Christine
[6/5-6/19][Dithyramb Undending]6* Supporter Tragodia, 5* Specialist Tippi, 5* Supporter Sand Reckoner
[6/5-6/26][Iteration Provident & EPOQUE]Ascalon, Highmore, Lucilla
[6/5-6/19][Skin Reselling]Fartooth, Paprika, Shalem; Saga, Czerny, Insider
>/akg/ website:https://akgcc.github.io
>AK EN Database:https://puppiizsunniiz.github.io/AN-EN-Tags/akhrchars.html
>More valuable resources:https://rentry.org/akg_resources
No sluts allowed in this thread
>>527690591Too late, OP image already shows one (behind the bnnuy)
I want to make love to this horse
leafmat
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*runs you over*
>>527690923*deploys IS module mizuki*
welcome to the dungeon
Hope this shit doesn't get me banned again
t
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I hate that they made Thorns E1 so bad, I love his skin, I wanna use him all the time
>>527691216I was tempted to use this as the thread OP, but I guessed it wouldn't fly. It's an awesome image, though. DankaShu cooked.
>>527691268New run?
Blueprint Squad
You just know
Vermin
>>527691490Senomy is not ugly
>>527691084Imagine a world where Cenm0 took the easy route
>>527691268I start every IS run with Thorns, just grab Guard Squad
>>527691775One day. We can only hope.
(insert image of little asky with strange bowl of soup here)
Why did they just abandon the best storyline the game has ever had?
>>527692071>strange bowl of soupPoor choice of words
>>527692342There's multiple?!?!
https://poal.me/4xl0zj
https://poal.me/4xl0zj
https://poal.me/4xl0zj
Operators whomsoever are relegated to be withheld by societal constraints most bizarre and peculiar?
>>527692659I'm not smart enough to understand this, can you explain it to me like I'm Chiave
>>527692641https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAHYBsrLuZo
>>527691514Your slutty wife!
>>527692659Uh....Rose Salt?
https://poal.me/2t7jgo
https://poal.me/2t7jgo
https://poal.me/2t7jgo
>>527693272Keep up that potty mouth and we'll leave you bare to face the wrath of the inquisition Pascuala
>>527692659Phantom (not for long though)
>of all the chink dragons, people prefer the stinky autist
pink
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whats up with all of the love this bitch gets?
>>527693446Actually they prefer the rice farmer
>>527693446She smells good and I love her paintings.
>>527693446You mean the relatable NEET who just wants to be left alone and pursue her craft? Yeah, nice try.
>>527693448>bitchAngels are bitches. Demons are talented sluts. This one just happens to be among the best of the bunch.
Ling11
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Come back when you are older. You will appreciate this dragon more.
>>527692659Zoot, translate this to brainrot speak
>>527693889>Unreliable drunkard who yaps about poetry and delegates her ekdest sister responsibilities to her younger sister (Shu).No, I don't think I will.
>>527693968ERROR: ALREADY BRAINROT
>>527693889I love fictional alcoholic women.
>>527693438shut up shitty hood-head
>>527694080>ekdestOkay I deserve to get clowned on for that one.
>>527694080>Unreliable drunkard who yaps about poetry and delegates her ekdest sister responsibilities to her younger sister (Shu).She understands the importance of knowing when to delegate. Surely she would have no problem with me possessing that same virtue.
>>527694080Shu is younger than Ling?
Which Suzuran mod do I get? Do I master her S3?
>>527694457>Do I master her S3?Yes
>Which Suzuran mod do I get?Get the SP module level 1, the other one is too overkill
file
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Nianbros!?
>>527693448She was a long standing background character we were told the Doctor was close to, so people built miles of headcanons over the years that all fired off at the handholding CGs. Along with people thinking her and Priestess cat fighting over Doctor is peak comedy.
>>527694986Uhhh, Shubros…?
>>527694080>delegates her ekdest sister responsibilities to her younger sister (Shu).There are no ekdest sister responsibilities, Shu just needed a gimmick besides being a recovering human hater.
Ling also went to war for her job.
>>527693889What's her personality?
>>527694986I voted Nian, but for me Nian and Shu are nearly tied
>>527695423Free spirited war vet with magic daydreams, the most playful of all the siblings.
Is it true new Arknights TV anime will be 10 episodes instead of 8 episodes like previous ones?
Imagine a quadruple paizuri from the sui sisters...
>>527695791Quintuple. With any luck, we're getting Jie back.
>>527695781Yeah just give us an hour to check we'll call up Lowlight and double check
>>527695791>>527695883There's also the law sister
Free spirit is code for slut
>>527695883We still need the law sisters. And if we follow the trend of our judge and lawyer, she will have huge tits too
>>527695883She returned to Sui right? What are the odds that we can actually get her back?
>>527696521That's what we're going to find out in IS6. However, given how popular the other girls are, it'd a horrible mistake to not bring her back. They're down to two girls even if we count Jie, so things will be grim if they don't manage to revive her.
>>527696423Your image and post contradict each other
>>527692464I only have the one, which is funny because it's one of the three Babel family scenes we actually get to read about.
>>527696653>only dudes after the girls are done Just make one of the dudes a femboy, easy
>>527696423But you just posted two sluts
>>527696815They already tried that with Yu.
It's Nian, although I do kinda wish they'd make her a more compelling unit? How often do you use a pure defender?
>>527696994but enough about Doctor
>>527695420>>527695665>War vetand what was big brother doing?? war is literally his thing.
>>527696942She's really useful these days for triggering Shus talent, and having block-4.
>>527696942For what nian did at the time it was cool
>Unkillable in S2>S3 gave everyone extra blockPure defenders are kinda just boring. They're basically solved with hoshi unless you make one thats literally immortal or can self heal
>"Give me one good reason why the Sarkaz shouldn't be purged"
>Ok.
>>527696653We got these girls too
Give me one good reason the Sankta shouldn't be purged.
>>527697254They are pieces of shit, sex or not
>>527697116Ling is strategy while Chong is fighting
If Sui SCP just ends up being not-Chinawank I'm going to be very sad
>>527697263>Chen3If it's a proper alter and not Chen2, then yeah, it'd do the trick
>Leizi2 Also doable. Her base design is really good, so if they flesh out her personality, she has a decent shot
>FumizukiNo. They already learned this lesson with Lee. Furries just aren't going to cut it. No offense meant to Fumizuki, but she's better off on a solo banner.
>>527697457Retard, Ling is poetry, Chong is martial arts
>>527696942Pure defenders just have many up and down. At first not many people used them because stall is boring and dps is more than enough, but then when shit like POO happened where dps couldn't do everything, they looked busted af. Then now that content is easy they end up not being needed again, but next Vector Breakthrough they do work well. Though now that we have tanky as shit op like Ulpianus or overpowered stall option like Phantom2, pure defenders may see less use overtime
>>527697963You don't even have to read anything. Turn on Ling's English Dub and listen.
>>527698150>You don't even have to read anythingThe fuck do you mean?
Just because she was a military strategist doesn't mean that's what her thing is. Her thing is poetry. Just like how Ji's job is merchant but his thing is weaving.
>>527698464He's saying you can enjoy her poetry by just listening to her speak
So sad that millions died of lingma.
>>527698762I doubt that's what he meant
>>527698464It seems like you understood in the first place, but then why make a post like
>>527697116? She's a war vet because she helped command in the war, dumbass.
>>527698961Brother, im not even a part of the conversation, and even I picked up on the fact that this post
>>527698150 is agreeing with your assessment that Ling is poetry. It's obviously a third anon, and not the guy you called a retard. You're agro as fuck right now. You need fresh air.
>>527699174>>527698762He was right, I wasn't talking about her poetry. I was talking about the voicelines where she talks about her military days.
>Hm... 'General, I heed thy order,' should I say? Ha, do not take it seriously. I only suppose that if you were truly a field marshal, then I may not mind once again serving as a strategist.
>>527690467 (OP)WATCH OUT BUNNY THAT DOCTOR IS LOOKING BELOW YOUR SKIRT WHILE YOU SLEEP
EVERYONE SHOULD EVACUATE SARGON RIGHT NOW
>>527699809That's what I get for giving someone the benefit of the doubt
>>527697218Is it ended now or still going? I'll post it if it's done
>>527700102NT, it's done but I'm fixing one thing, I'll post it myself give me 10 mins
Uh I was told nothing ever happens
>>527700275And it still won't
lappblem
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>>527700035More sandy niggy stuff?
>>527700441what the fuck is this
>>527700275As is anything happening? No it isn't
>but Marx and the Kazdelboi and the Great Yan s-saidNothing ever happens
If we're fucked, at least drop nukes and make it instant...
>>527700441add nene to it
Welp, see you retards in the next life
It's not allowed to end until we get to roll for tomimi alt
>>527700419My mistake for thinking you actually made an intelligent observation. It wont happen again.
Well shit, I'll miss you guys
>higashi condemns the sarkaz
this better be a sign of our next event
>>527700675you can't impregnate feet.
>>527700731.... so it's never gonna end?
>>527700731Fat croc ass will unite the world.
>>527700675I know of the image...
I've grown to dislike Shu
>>527700828It will happen THIS year
100% chance
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/131655037
And that's how Suzuran was born
>>527700828This summer for sure..
>>527701181this is futa Suzumon and mpreg shota Suzudad
>>527701527>suzumoNdammit, I turned her into a Digimon again
Your drawpile for the weekend. Say something nice about it.
>>527701721https://litter.catbox.moe/x6rdmgstytl0cj7z.jpg
does anyone have the Kal'tsit "nothing happens" pic
>>527701928I like those animals
>try to look up what anons were dooming about
>literally nothing happened
BYE BYE GAUL LMAO it's over...
siracusabros it was nice meeting you
>>527702072His seaborn form will be immune to teleports and displacements
>SourceLowlight's uncle lives in my office
What’s going to happen to Pepe…
Make both Anastasio forms immune to the salt sea.
>>527703335Redblades gf isn't a slut who would flash her panties like that.
>>527703335I think her and Red make a cute couple
>>527703335She cute. I'd be happy seeing her in an event again
I can't be trusted in a room alone with Senomy
>>527703335I want to watch her have sex with BRC.
>block teleport
>redirects saltcannons
>instakill aoe that bounces extending it's range
wow if you're not cheesing him this boss is super annoying
>>527703294At this point it's fine if in the case they reuse Anastasio he can still get salted. It's memorable.
>>527703729Jonkler beat my ass in EX 8, I just did the shu cheese to get the clear and I'll try to do a proper one later.
I rape GG while Red is off doing useless things with neo Reunion.
Doctor, you couldn't rape a slug.
>>527703729redirecting the salt cannons is actually great because I can have them aim somewhere irrelevant instead of assblasting my ops
>>527701928Very cute from everyone but get that Blemished Nene away from me
i still can't believe that Friston isn't relevent anymore. Maybe its too early
>>527705125Wasted on Lone Trail desu. Closed the world in a big way.
https://files.catbox.moe/hhu3jj.png
You guys are virgins go get laid you sad sack losers.
Leafmat, run Greythroat over.
>>527692163> Chinese game> "OMG whey they abandon riot in NotHongKong plot"Yeah I wonder why anon
>>527705419does this qualify as a rickert vs griffith moment?
>>527692163Wdym, we literally just got a Laterano event
>>527692163Ch'en2 flopped hard
Laterano would be the best faction if ex*cutor and and*ain didn't drag it down.
https://youtu.be/zWPq0GrWcA0
Thought we were gonna see Tipipi's feet... I got rugpulled
>>527706909They're the ones carrying the faction
>>527706909But they're why it's good
>>527692163Because nothing happened at Lungmen sewer
No but for real there would be some more conflict to write about if they didn't just pussy out of it
>>527706909They're the only parts they bother writing
>>527706765This is why nobody likes you
>>527706992>>527707027>>527707106The good things about Laterano are the female characters, not maleshit.
>>527706529this but unironically, pray (you)r favorite isn't picked for a summer limited alt.
i remember someone here used some kazimierz NPCs for DND sessions, does anyone have those pictures?
>>527707657So Long Adele was kino
>>527707709Only Cautus operators should be turned into bnuuys. This is Cautusface and it's offensive.
138 feet
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Kroos feet!
the only male higashis are still just noir corne and midnight
as it should be
Does Susie Glitter discharge electricity when she cums?
What qualifies as something happening?
>>527708143Oh FR?
I wasn't believing in suzudaddy but this actually gives some credibility.
so what's next after phartom
>>527708441nothing. nothing does
>>527708472Ulpianus rerun, Ch*nky omnibus, Ch*nky IS6, Summer, P*pe event rerun
And then it's September
>>527708472The aftermath event that shows that
>oops putting the schizo in charge only made the entire troupe more schizo
>>527708143Isn't Mizuki from Higashi or is he tagged as something else
>>527708596This can’t be real.
>>527708596>Phagtom into chink hellFucking yikes
>>527708624Doesn't count +Aegir + le fishe + Namie + doesn't count
>>527708596>Gaultent into suitentFucking based
>>527708715I'm afraid it is. The chink stuff is what's going to be delayed for global when it comes up here because of anniversary scheduling, like Dorothy, Typhon, and Nymph.
>>527708729Does Namie delete your faction tag?
>>527708624Mizuki’s anus is too feminine for her to be called a male.
>>527708624Mizuki don't count as as male.
Chen_Che
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>>527708441Arknights shutting down
>>527708723I want to cum on this apple
>>527708902bigger flop than qiubai
DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN MIZUKI ONCE YOU TRY TO PULL OUT YOU GET PULLED BACK IN I'VE BEEN STUCK HERE FOR DAYS HELP ME
>>527708715>Yan omnibus into Yan IS into Yan CNY evenWELCOME TO THE CCP BABY. WE SUFFER HERE TOGETHER.
>>527708723Not you
*spits*
give it to me straight doc... how bad is it...
>>527709082I'm sorry bwo... it's a bnuuy
>>527708996Should have read his IS module, retard.
>>527708996Don’t worry, I’ll get some bros so we can all stick it in together to widen the hole so we can just slip out.
The next few months are going to be dreadful...
>>527709263Isn't global getting kino while CN chinks it up?
The period with chinky rerun into Chong into QB omnibus was already zero sanity hours suffering here, if they do it again with an IS packed on top I don't know how we'll survive it.
>>527709330We're getting Yu and Blaze after this
>>527709382By cultivating our Dao
>>527708596Higashi event?
>>527709262Mon3tr says she’ll keep sticking her stinky feet in your face until you buy her a Gamestation. What do you do?
>>527709082It's uh....Aladeen
>>527709082You want the good news or bad news first
>>527709262put those grippers away
>>527709457Probably the most literal who 5* ever. I bet you could show her to someone here and they wouldn't even know she was in Arknights.
>>527709461Tell her the Gamestation has no games and to get a PC instead
>>527708902Chinkgods, please explain what she's supposed to be? She has Qilin's head but also a fish-like tail.
I got two Top Ops within a week of each other. I wish I didn't.
>>527709582I didn't know the left girl was an operator, she is? I thought she was some rando NPC from chinawank from the Yu event
>>527709586Lung, she's Ch'en's cousin.
>>527709330We're also chinking it up dumbass, and then it's Entelechia
>>527709745She's the welfare
Why is Yu such a scrawny little twink? No man, let alone one associated with food, should be so lithe
>>527709330>Yan trash into entelechia
>>527709760>global is dead weeks into chinkslop into whotelechia into the most boring event ever>CN is chinkslop into chinkslop into chinkslop The great culling of /akg/
>CN chinking it up
>Global chinking it up
Guess I'll boil some perro's alive for the authentic feel
>>527709846Flopcore design
>>527709846Yu should look like the rizzler
>>527709752She's not because her family name is written with different Hanzi.
Also I understand that she's Lung, I was referring to what myth was she based on. Lee is a carp that became a dragon and Chen should be based on a Mekong lung.
>>527709870The Doctor woke up the next day pregnant
>>527709454Yeah actually there's room for one event between Ulpianus rerun and Chinktent round 2. Too bad it's still Oriental.
>>527709846All the food went to his dick
>>527710007What about TW server? Are they safe at least?
You're always begging for more IS instead of RA but now you don't want it?!
>>527710185This one event is new TfN season. Then we're getting omnibus and IS6
>>527710186>fatty deposits on penile tissueHe should see a doctor for that
>>527710207>imagining a chinky RAI threw up
>>527710246So Higashi was a lie?
>>527710301You got your Kaiju and Mech enemies in Phantom event. That should suffice.
>>527710197Didn't TW catch up to Global?
>>527710207I like IS. But if you shove a chinawank IS season alongside three events for it, I'm going to stop you right there.
>>527709582>I bet you could show her to someone here and they wouldn't even know she was in Arknights.Well she isn't in Arknights yet...
>>527710301>So Higashi was a lie?Probably summer with (speculatively) Suzudad and Hoshi
>>527710406Yes she is
>but that's in CNThat's still Arknights
>umm but that's Tomorrow's ArkThe operators say Arknights whenever you enter
I don't care about IS theme. As long as it's good gameplay wise it's fine. IS5 had great theme and dogshit gameplay.
Watch, HG will make things work out. Arknights is back after Chapter 15. We don't have bad months anymore.
Ling appreciation
I like her legs
>>527710454>patternfagging LGD altsIt'll be Suzualt and Suzudad
>>527691775Holy shit, I thought this was irys.
>>527709870Wan Shêng-shêng
>>527710454Come on, HG doesn’t hate money THAT much.
>>527710505Did you mean IS4?
>>527708902So... What archetype?
>>527710406The second you're released in CN you get counted.
>>527710454Sounds like ass
>>527710580I swear I saw this before.
>>527710671IS4 had great theme and great gameplay
IS3 had great theme and good gameplay
IS2 had shit theme and mid gameplay (haven't played new ascensions on CN yet)
>>527710796IS2 is peak theme, the others just can't live up to it
>>527710916I'm sorry I'm not interested in a non-significant group of schizos that don't appear anywhere else
Seatent was already boring by the time IS3 rolled around. Collapsals and Typhon had so much potential and IS4 failed to deliver on either. IS1 still has the best theme because it wasn't trying too hard with the lore.
IS4 had good theme and great gameplay*
IS3 had mid theme and shit gameplay*
IS2 had great theme and mid gameplay*
>>527711163Im not bored of Kin.
Three types of Inquisitors
>>527711223Shut up Endspeaker. I'll eat you.
>>527711245Unironically
> help Silver> kill jonkler> kill piratesHe's the least guilty of them all
>>527711223Preach, kin. Path of Life underwater continuation in 2026.
Thinking about how much better Annis got after HG stopped trying to push fishslop
>>527711470I'm sorry but we're getting at least 2 fish events in the next 6 months
>Behead a kin
>It splits into two
>Now you have two kin
Way to go, Doc.
>>527710895>>527711092I need to maxpot this kot.
>>527711470I really liked the Abyss Hunter annis, and think they where pretty well received.
>>527711427If he literally just went look for jonkler when he got nuked by Thorns, he probably wouldn't have got killed. Still a problem for him, but nothing he couldn't have sorted out in some way. Man was tipping the line but that betrayal gave el alguacil the ok sign he was a sinner.
Did you buy Nian movie skin? Do I buy it even if I don't have NIan?
>>527712012Don't buy it unless you intend to get Nian. She's not even that good.
>ITT: Senshi discovers Google
because you guys are being fussy with your content
RA3 will be sarkaztent
IS7 will be sarkaztent
7th anni will be ch16 sarkaztent
we are also cancelling the romance system we planned for the 7th anni
you brought this on yourselves
I really appreciate how replayable this game is. You can play Arkcocknights for hours and still find in it more things to do
>>527712012I bought this skin and held it for a year before I sparked Nian.
Yes, I also bought the movie skin.
>>527712194NO MORE SARKAZ LOWLIGHT
CEASE
>>527712194NOOOO I LOVE FISHE
>>527712351Bisexual actor FEater out here
>>527712012Is the source really just a random reddit post? This style looks... recognizable
>>527712525Nobody likes you
>>527712676Wtf? That's a random thing to say to someone.
>>527712676Everyone likes Dr.G
No more lusting after Feline women.
Husband, your cock... Is so block
>fia proviso
>forget to put her back in the trading post
>this happened 9 hours ago
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
>>527713260My name.... is Steve
Husband, your penis... Is so venus
They will die, I will win
>>527713305not a furry but...
>>527712676I'm sorry if I offended you
Husband, your dick... electric
>>527713140https://img4.gelbooru.com/images/e9/ca/e9caa52fbbb9faa1a738a75022d0684f.png
>>527712676Pretty sure he is one of the most well liked notthatanonAnons in this general.
>>527714254for me it's the robinposter and the blazeposter.
It's me the least liked poster
>>527714504I like you a lot tho
>he thinks he needs to make me mine
I do it for pleasure
Was that arknights anime any good? I haven't watched it
>>527714939I yearn for the mines
>>527715264It's more or less the same story but you don't get any OP for watching it
O-OOOOHH!! ANON!!! You're so tight... I'm gonna get you pregnant for sure this time... ugh... awoogh... getting close... prepare to take this unlimited seed... c-cUMMING!!! UURGghhhh... *cums one single microspherule of crystal clear pure isotopically controlled filtered water without any trace of biological matter or even any dissolved material which could be construed as organic (pH 7 0.02 bar dissolved nitrogen)*
>>527715264Considering the bar for gacha game adaptations is so low, it's alright.
Summer event...... soon.......
>>527715264>he wasn’t in the /akg/ watch partiesOh nyo nyo nyo
>>527715502those damn ambush predators...
>>527715519Need to see how well it matches with some ops but it's very tempting.
>>527715447Cute cat, I'm looking forward to her global release
>>527715519Maybe. What's the BGM for this one?
blaze 2
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>>527716328>Cute cat, I'm looking forward to her global releaseBy the she comes to Global well have so many others to roll for. Would you still roll then
>>527716992The Cat Is A Welfare
>>527716257UTAGE UTAGE UTAGE
>>527717058Oh, let's face it then.
what is next for CN? IS6 or rerun?
These guaranteed unowned 6 star banners are the sarkaz's temptation.
I really should save....
Can I beat Jonkler without Shu?
Question: has the Doctor met and interacted with Lin yet in the story?
>>527718550>can I beat boss without <unintentional exploit>hmmmm nyes
>>527718550If you have a weedy peedy you can push him into a hole during phase 1 by pushing then blocking to keep him as close to the edge as possible then do another push.
>>527718792If it’s an unintentional exploit, why did they deliberately make him sinkable in his 2nd phase, hmmm?
Two people in my friends list haven't logged in more than a month...
>>527718553Nyoctor dyoesn't ayssocnyiate wyith vyermnyan.
>>527718550yeah just block him with defenders and hit him
>>527718909because once he hits his second phase he grapples to safe ground
CN patched it before the event ended
>>527718553It'd be completely over if they met directly.
>>527719014Doctor did THAT with Click and Eureka though.
>>527718978I just cleared 8 inactives myself...
Bro what the FUCK is EX-8
I can't beat this
I divorced Jessica because she kept making fun of my small penis.
Give me a wife who wouldn't.
>>527716923>>527719186There is nothing I want more than to sexually cuddle Waai Fu
>>527719547Hubby, shut the fuck up. Your dick is huge.
>>527719494Cheese him with CE
>>527719547No matter how much you RP you will never have a small penis
>>527719167Goodnight, sleep well. I love you too!
>>527718550>>527719494Could always cheese him with Nymph. Worked for me
Give me a wife that will slobber all over my huge penis
WIFE?! WHAT WIFE?!?!
I HAVE NO TIME FOR THAT! NO ONE HAS THE TIME FOR THAT!!!
I wish my shitty gacha also has Exu voice, I need to hear her every fucking day.
>>527719494Do you have an E2 wandering medic? You can shut down one of the lanes pretty easily that way. Kill the barrel guys before they get close or drop stuns on them.
Maybe the real Arknights were the genocides we committed along the way
>>527719792NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>527720513>>527719712Beat him by the skin of my fucking teeth with Logos and Theresa just now.
Now for CM...
Give me wife that will leave me blueballed
>>527700208>>527700441Pizza sales spiking again on Max DC...
I wanna rail the crybaby kot so bad
>>527722090You wanna do what?
Dr. CatKiller, didn't expect to see you here today.
>>527719547Exu will be sub for you no matter how small you ads
>>527721449Good job bwo, you can do it
Give me... Erm... I forget... whatever it was...
>>527722638Yeah but she will still make fun of your benis. Not maliciously she just want to trigger your rape.
Hey Rosmontis, come look at this cool, uh, stick
>can't attach images
nyooooooooo!
>>527722804This close.
This fucking close to beating CM.
He just had to kill my Logos.
>>527724537finally, silver ash alt
>>527724696Post your squad
>>527724875>Kill Jonkler>bomber motherfucker kills my guards
>>527724839What if Pram gets an alt named
>Pramanix the Silverashthough maybe just Enya Silverash would roll better.
>>527725161Bomber and the fatty he rides on have to go. Logos on the top left can kill them and break cannon in one S3.
>>527725561Raw top op? You know it.
>>527725561Do the Defender tag. I promise it'll be good.
>>527725648Years pass, I remain Aak-less.
>>527719014Time to pay the fine
finally
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>>527725584I finally did it.
Logos you beautiful son of a bitch.
>>527725890Is that a good or a bad thing.
>>527726906Neither. I wouldn't mind having him for the collection, but I'm not going out of my way to get him.
>>527712194Sarkaz deserve nothing but extinction of their race.
>>527727318Says who, you?
I finally stopped being lazy and read the event.
Pretty good/10. I hope we get Juana and Anastasio in the future.
What did (you) think of it, /akg/?
>>527727516Pascuala is a lovable little shit
Also Iberia fucking sucks ass to live in
>>527727516It has some good and fun moments, but it feels very loose
>>527727516This feels like a reference.
>>527727746Iberia feel like 40k imperium.
> Shit is bad, > but bad shit is necessary > last time we have good stuff, Profound Silence happens> Why are you still here? Go pray
>>527727837the only part I thought was weird was Juana insisting on Thorns being captain so early, like he hasn't shown qualities of being a Captain at all. He's been largely focused on himself or this compass.
Also I noticed this story was a little gorier than usual, like the amount of limbs lost or that guy that Juana cuts in fucking half. (not that I'm complaining, it just surprised me is all)
>>527727318That's not Amiya
>>527729258I like how she killed a bunch of her former crew in such brutal ways but lets her adopted son live even though he was a traitorous faggot and was literally challenging her to a captain duel as per their traditions. Not the most well-written story they've done but it was fun.
Operators who are asking for it?
>>527730335Javier will have his redemption when he's a playable 5 star unit (he will be dogshit)
>>527730448He became a chef in the dying village, didn't he?
>>527730448That nigga left the pirate life to open a restaurant. He's gonna end up a shitty background NPC somewhere eventually
>>527730480https://litter.catbox.moe/ry7xuofgi2owvs0w.jpeg
https://litter.catbox.moe/f7spovpckzvy7xsc.jpeg
>>527730553he will be 5 star Jaye
>>527730448we don't hire traitors, only double agents.
>>527730838Why is she a loli
>>527730952What a silly question.
>>527730952Why aren't you?
>>527730568White Doctors...
So what made this stage hard for some anons here? You can permastall his phase 1 with Hoshi+Saria, he can be stunned and prematurely end his AOE attack. The only thing that actually a threat here is the cannons, which you can bait their crosshair to somewhere else during his phase 2.
>>527732779>So what made this stage hard for some anons here?>Hosh+SariaThe average Arknights player has 0 levelled defenders
>>527732779It was not the Jonkler that made this a pain
It was the fucking hamfuckers that keeps spawning mooks to rape the lane
i don't have hoshiguma...
>>527731825I'm... a 27 year old man...
>>527733823Look in the mirror.
>>527733823Damn, that pretty sucks
>>527732779>So what made this stage hard for some anons here?The early spam of corrosion enemies on CM while you're dealing with the cannon dude in the middle. I got carried by self-regening fox mom and Blacknight being able to stall even with the pet recovering
love hosh but I have so many defenders already it's hard to fit them all into the team
>horn
>nyessica
>penance
>saria
someday I'll add blem and mudrock to this list too
>>527732779Who is that blue operator next to mumu? I have never seen her so far
>>527732779You can permastall his phase 1 with anything, no one cares about phase 1.
>>527734730That's Ch'en (forma wet socks), obviously.
>>527734730our beloved ch'en
>>527734730...Bro? One of the Main Heroines of Arknights? Doctor's canon lover and eventually his future wife?
I did not realize it was a skin. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked.
Ch'en a shit btw.
>>527735310>Doctor's canon lover and eventually his future wife?If that's true then Doctor must be infertile since Ch'en has no descendants in Endfield.
NEWS
https://x.com/ArknightsEN/status/1934883723775750402
>>527735631it's Chen's fault for being infertile
Doctor's bloodline will continue forever
colon D
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>>527735631This is true.
Ch'en is not Chen.
:( is not :D
>>527735884>adding sarkaz seedAbout time.
>>527736109I prefer giving the Sarkaz my seed
>>527736415>EoSfield 'humor'
>>527736216I'm sure we'll swap plenty of seed here in the general.
>>527736456Ch'enkek seething that his wife is a punchline these days.
>>527736463That's kinda gay
>>527732779The add spam early gets troublesome and phase 2 jonkler still spawns more cannons, starts jumping around and has the rumfags buffed to instapop anyone they touch. Fucked me for a while, I had to borrow ulpianus on S2 to clear jonkler.
>>527732779I borrowed Shu so the biggest issue is stacking enough damage to thin out the groups, avoiding cannons, and also wall up the left side enough to not leak
Kazdel Mitm offices got hit bwos...
>>527735884Clotheskaz?
Rhozdel??
>>527735884>RhozdelI know it's relic fluff but cmon that's just lazy
>>527727516>Thorns got over part of his trauma with Aulus and really understands now he won't be alone facing difficulties and failure, taking responsability for Iberia to improve. Looks badass as fuck with his new arm.>Weedy and Elysium were great (Weedy should have appeared more though, being stuck in town early)>Pascuala is the most fun welfare in years story and character wise>Juana is hot and her story with Cruz was a good bittersweet sideplot>Silver was a misguided person in a bad situation but with good intentions, relatable >Anastasio has a cool design and fight, and is schizo but not to the point of only being dude lmao im crazeh, good balance>Nene a cuteRus could have been more fleshed out and Javier is a dick but at least they played it straight. But overall my favorite event story in a long time, mostly due to the characters. I'd max pot Juana or Anastasio if he survives eating SEA. Waiting for the sequel
>>527738070nyooo don't go up my ass
>>527735884BWEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>527738027>rhoder's gate 3
>>527738027>>527738074Localization team was taking a break for this one
>>527735884How many more updates do we have for IS5?
>I see you, black crown on your head, melting millions of lives into nothing but memories...
Kino...
>>527738129Weedy didn't even need to be there. Did she even do anything important aside from some repairs after the big fight?
>>527738070AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE ASCALON HELP!!!!!!!!!
>>527729258>Juana insisting on Thorns being captain so earlyThat part is kinda explainable though since Juana could tell from the first time he used his blade Aulus taught him and Thorns had his coin meaning he had qualities to be someone excellent plus replacing their missing alchemist, and she knew him as the greatest alchemist ever. He wasn't used to pirate life but he was the best shot they had of leaving the salt flat, and Juana wanted to keep her role of first mate better since it reminded her of how it was with her husband.
>>527738027>that handTime to master Jessica's S2 I guess
>>527738027I just realize Exu2 is basically Exu1 with that hand
>>527738541Not much but she did talk to Silver early on and basically shot down all his ideas of building something to leave the salt flats he had. That kickstarted his downward spiral that lead him to think "well the only way I can save Aarón then is by dealing with the pirates with ships if we can't make our own".
>CEO: the King of Kazdel
>Medical Department Officer-in-Charge: Practically the right hand of the previous King
>various elite operators and leaders of various departments: Sarkaz
It was always Rhozdel.
>>527739057knew it it's Weedy's fault all these people were killed
>>527739205*impregnate you*
>>527738343COULD YOU EVER IMAGINE
FRIENDS TURNING AGAINST EACH OTHER
AND HOMELAND FADING
INTO NOTHING BUT MEMORIES?
>>527739097Speaking of which Outcast dying so early is really wasted potential. It could've been interesting to see a Sankta interacting with a bunch of Sarkaz elite op colleagues
>>527739528I guess she did kneecap the Dublin to be a non threat in londonium killing the rape 6 and all.
>>527739725>dying to kill 6 generic sprites
JUst started the IS5 and this feels worse than other. Why is there a stage that spawn AoE elemental damage things when killed? And why did they give it to the infinitely spawning slug machines?
On the second note can I get all the medals or were they time locked?
>>527739930>filtered by Kaz Falls
>>527739892THEY COULD OVERTHROW NATIONS!
The fact it's Rhozdel and not Rhodesdel makes me think its a colloquial term coined by non-Sarkaz language speakers.
>>527739528>he wants characters and character interactionthis is the wrong game for this stuff buddy
>>527739892How dare you underestimate the fearsome accountant that forced Outcast to sacrifice herself to kill him immediately?
>>527740012I don't think much could have prepared me to that.
Had too much DP cost on my team to be sure.
>>527739930You should be able to get all medals right now.
Kazdel falls is a trick map, all the slugs and slug spawners suicide. Only focus on the right two columns.
>>527740132The trick is to not kill the slugs and just let them fall to the holes by themselves
>But how could I have known this?Almost every single IS stage is a knowledge check, you are supposed to fail on your first few tries
>That's fucking retardedYes.
>>527740037Guess it could also imply the establishment of a new Rhozkaz people too
>>527739892Nah bro don't you remember the terrors of that one guy who... escaped prison only to get thrown back in prison over and over like a Batman cartoon villain?
God I fucking hate Sarkaz so much
that's it, I'm getting the nuke. we're nuking kazdel
They call me the Phidiasmoocher
>>527739418Wish Victoria is nothing more than memories.
Why did Ascalon give kazdel nukes?
Stop Sarkaz hate!
#SarkazLivesMatter
>>527740086I still find it comical
>Arsonist, guy who killed a bunch of people, the chemical weapons guy: fair, understandable. Maybe they had some insane Arts, but just by description they sound big time problems.>But the other three were a fucking accountant, a guy who lied to people, and a prison inmate who sucked at his job
>>527740651Why did the Doctor?
Sarkaz Columbian have made incredible contributions to our country. We are forever grateful. They are great people, brilliant and tough negotiators.
There has never been a greater friend to Kazdel than President Mark Max. We will always stand with Kazdel. The Columbian Union will always support its right to self-defense. And as such I have instructed my administration to send another billion LMD in aid to Kazdel.
I'm wearing mah clotheskaz DRIP
>>527739205True, a shame. Now then Doc, remind us, how many people have died because of your fault?
>>527740978You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs
>>527738070Getting rid of this elf RIGHT NOW
I'm going to bed, I'll be thinking of sarkaz, like we often do around here.
Goodnight, /akg/.
Hoshi 3
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>Hoshi ignores Jonkler's burst
nice
>Rerun and IS update at once
Well that's better than nothing, props to yostar for once
>>527742531>two nothings are better than one nothing
>>527742535This brat is getting corrected.
kys
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>>527742681IS expansion is ‘nothing’? New squads, new ending, new maps, A18, new relics is nothing? I guess you don't play the game and you're just a gambling addict guidefag trash
Thorn2's second talent is global so long as there is a straight line of six tiles right?
I have Theurgy Cup on in the background. It's just a Kafka komedy stall right now.
>>527742681CN ran the poly museum, Thorns event, Degen rerun and IS expansion separately while every single one here is running with overlaps, it is indeed way, way better.
>>527732779I don't have Hoshiguma and Saria, and the only limited ops I have are Wisadel and Lapp2
This stage is really a hell for me
>>527743193Thorns2 talent is always global. Six tiles only affects if it gets doubled from +5/-5 ASPD to +10/-10 ASPD
>>527743497Bro? Your cuora? Your Bubble? Your Gravel?
>>527743497Use Cuora who everyone has or Ulpianus him, both his s2 and s3 counter jonkler
>https://x.com/peep_and_piss/status/1934914299748864404
>>527743624Sorry I should have specified just the second bit of it. Thanks for the info.
>>527743624>Can get permanent 40 ASPD buff with thorns, Saileach and Mon3tr
>>527744107You could throw Angelina in there too.
>>527744204I want practical team with big perma aspd buffs without deadweights
>>527744264>Thorns2>Saileach>Not dead weightOkay, bud.
>>527744352>Thorns2Above mid tier 6* is good enough for me
>SaileachFlag with utilities will never be a deadweight
>>527744352Bait or retarded call it
Bros this Polyvision thing is absolute garbage
>Dropped a FRD tag
>Gravel
Wh?
>>527744204>>527744107Nyo point in Angelina, Raidian is coming soon and her kit has better atk SPD buffs
>>527744803Why are you confused?
>>527744901The tag dropped.
>that feel when you get a 4* in Arknights, the most generous gacha on Terra
>>527744803I guess that that it first rolls tag getting locked and then rolls a unit from the pool limited by tags if any, so you just rolled Gravel from the general pool.
>>527744993You can't escape the rrat
>>527744352Angefags everyone
>>527744798I don't think it's going to get another run in the future. It's pretty eh.
kiss 3
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>>527744993The smooch was preordained.
>>527740531Seethe more, Gaul
>>527745716There are no Gaulish in /akg/
>>527730691Anon our leader is literally a race traitor to Cautus, her dad is a race traitor to Predecessors
Hiring traitors is the norm in RI
>>527745759Love this cute draco
>>527745838Is that why we hired Guard?
>>527746072Why do you think kal let him leave just like that?
reset
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reset pram
Drop Exodus quotes meme here, amigos
>>527746654>mfw someone gets janny'd for a bad censor
>>527746536Fellas what did my daughter mean by this?
Can't believe Degen was only a year ago, she felt so strong back then but nowadays I never use her
>>527747083People will say same thing about Phantom2 in 1.5 years
>>527746654>Looking for the one where Rosie days twenty different swears>Can't find it2nd best I got but if someone has it, pass it over
>>527746859Don't people usually spaws 3 50s to get Robot pots? I don't bother taking 1* tags since they always come with higher rarity ones
>>527747293yeah my last 5 elemental tags all dropped at 3h50m and I only need 1 more phonor pot to finish all the robots too.
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>6 level epochs
They buffs those too?
IMG_2510
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>>527747083I dropped her a while ago. She's still really strong but imo the thing is that she's not an operator you think "Yeah, she'll solve this stage", while things like Walter, Logos, Ulpianus, Mlyar, Ela, etc have more clear cases of "Yeah, they'll delete X or tank Y which solves the stage".
>>527747668That's not right...
>>527746767Bought instantly
thuc
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>>527748239how good is cheeto IS nyodule?
>>527748394THE new IS meta
>>527746486Good thing he got his ass blown up later
Skabig
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>>527748453>Weedy that highWhat is the strategy? is there some broken collectible or is her default kit that strong in IS?
>>527748516>Appeared in 3 events now and will appear in another oneNyes
>>527748590She's great for Theresis ending, chinky themed maps and fractured Qui'lon map
>>527748590Nothing, just a BS list. That's why no one in the tournament is using her.
>late clearing salt
>borrow a lap alter for the first time
I can't believe I failed to prioritize rolling this creature
>>527748767>tournamentThis settles everything then, greyy2 MOGS Rosmontis
>>527749356>no argumentConcession accepted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYxUWHtJO38
Remember when Arknights had SOUL.
>>527749396What you mean you fell for the shitposters saying that she's GG sidegrade?
>>527749572I did roll for her I just didn't bother dropping 20 bucks
Imagine being a pipilet. Couldn't be me
>>527749826I'd rather farm chili peppers they sell for more
>>527732779as a newfag, seeing this premium stacked 2nd promotion squad makes me feel inferior. how long will i be able to reach this position?
>>527749774Yeah, I wish I was a pipilet. I don't want her.
>>527749956less than a year
>>527749774I don't have her because I couldn't spark her because I waste my 30 monthly rolls on banners I like. I of course rarely get them because of the abysmal rates and losing the coinflip constantly, but at least I'm playing the game the CORRECT way.
>>5277499564-5 months as a F2P newfag
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