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>>527647815>Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBEhttps://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/
>Builds/Account Statshttps://u.gg/
https://www.op.gg/
https://lolalytics.com/
>Model Viewerhttps://www.modelviewer.lol
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Even with these sleep thing, I'm slowly sleeping later. Goodnight.
how to find a lolg big bro?
repeat after me chud
>ARCANE WAS A SUCCESS
ARCANE WAS A SUCCESS
>ARCANE WAS A SUCCESS
ARCANE WAS A SUCCESS
>ARCANE WAS A SUCCESS
ARCANE WAS A SUCCESS
>ARCANE WAS A SUCCESS
ARCANE WAS A SUCCESS
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Everyone says league sucks but getting a game saving play off
that still does feel pretty great
honestly having inting teammates does actually make the victories sweeter
uh oh Lolg I was a naughty boy
smitevicious and sunnysplosion are doing a sajam slam
old as lol names
I have knife ears, big boobs and I'm a huge cock slut!
>>527696030I get more satisfaction getting a single hard earned kill in league than I do from winning entire matches in other games to be honest
I feel like this Qiyana guy has the same sort of Ducane energy. I'm liking all the webms and hoping that he continues to post more and more here.
>>527695979I'm taking applications
I can only cum if I get my penta with AP Yi
>Wake up
>Volibear is still reworked
>>527695996Loved Season 1, I thought it was a good mix of being recognizable to lego legends players while being approachable by people who know nothing about League
It sorta slipped off the mark in Season 2, honestly felt like the characters the show was supposed to focus on fell to the wayside somewhat and way too much emphasis was put on Mel, but she's Riots new favorite so we're going to be seeing more of her no matter what
filipino women owe me sex
What makes Thresh so unappealing to the average player on NA?
>>527696214Janna type post
Riot is doing everything it can to get Mel into Pro Games. They need to tap into the Black communities' markets.
>>527696636you drove him out with all your hate
soon phreak will also be out and you will be here lamenting his absence
the cycle continues
I love supporting anon's balls while I...
>Yunara autos dont even throw the orbs
wtf are the point in the orbs? their only animation use is the normal W
>>527696512he gets continuously nerfed and needs skill to outperform the current meta of supports which are mostly autopilot brain mode to play. that said I love thresh
This thread is so slutty..
>>527697072S-sorry, it's my horny week...
>>527696952it kinda looks like she throws one on her first AA but every one after looks pretty goofy yeah
When she stops moving and the balls spin around her it does look pretty cool
yunaras W is too cool for a marksmoid
should have gone to a JVGGERNAVT
>>527697390Right? the way it slows down and buzzsaws through people is crazy
>>527697595should have been a mordekaiser spell
the old one, where he was a cool metalmancer
are vgs happening tonight
>>527697725ask in discord retard
You're not going to watch MSI alone are you? There's still some time to get a duo
>>527697787im not in the discord
>>527697831gym skinline when
It would really suck to have to play League all alone, wouldn't it? You want to grind Solo Queue another night all by yourself?
which champions would do silly dances for their employers to raise morale?
>>527698191ivern
taric
talon
>>527698182no that's why i ask people to play aram with me
>>527698191Corporate Mundo does a silly dance
>>527698191Aphelios. That dude has some moves. In fact, anytime I see Aphelios in a game he just looks like he is break dancing. Even when he is just CSing.
>>527698182h-haha yeah...
>>527698463>post here, where the bbcspammer shits up the thread every day since he is also a janitor of the boards>post in discord, where discussion and plans for community activities happenI'm not saying you can't do both, but why only be here?
>>527698642because i don't speak to anyone from here on discord
>3 females and a faggy looking guy in a row
i am sorry Chuddies, you just dont buy the moster and the buff champ skins you claim to love
>>527698642There is no Discord. Stop shilling your racist Nazi groomer shit. FREAK!
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>>527697789>>527698182Nobody wants me
Nobody will ever want me
I'm intolerable
I'm mentally ill
I have no freaking ass
>>527698473lol so true!! hes pretty smooth, too
>>527698846Have you tried turning it off then on again.
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>>527698846we can start a no ass no tits club together
>>527698723>WWWOOWWWWW WHY ARENT YOU BUYING ALL OF HIS SKINS? YOU MUST HATE MONSTER CHAMPS
>>527698686you dont need to but it helps to be there since spammers get blocked/banned
>>527698727tranty pls go
>>527699203he doesnt do this anymore right
>>527699207seems bit weird asking random ppl for their discord though
>>527699307make a burner then
HO
LY
FUCK!!!!
I'M A SKARNER MAIN NOW!!!!! LOOK AT THE GAMEPLAY
Imagine if instead of Mel the reflector champ was a giant fatass panda that bounces projectiles off of his fat.
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>>527698723monsteroids when they dont play monster champs dont buy monster skins :
>NOOOO WHERE ARE MY MONSTERINOS IM WRITING 50 VIDEO ESSAYS ON HOW ANIME GIRLS ARE BAD DESIGN
>teammates decides to shit talk me for making a tiny misplay while I have been playing fine all game
>throw the match and remind them to be respectful in his future games
your low priority queue ban wont phase me scum, learn your manners because it just cost you -25 lp, master eune btw
>>527698723>34 female champs with yunara, and before that we get hwei(faggot) and smolder(faggot)
>>527700124>smolder>faggotprojection
smolder is a pedophile champ
>>527698473Chakrams are just too cool of a weapon. I wish we could use them more even if it would be absurdly broken or useless depending on the secondhand weapon.
what support should I buy next /lolg/?
for some reason lolg's seemed different the past couple days
>>527698723jesus christ
her pants are so low if she had pubes theyd be peeking out
holy mary!
>>527700598I've hit high elo (g1 23 lp) so I locked in and stopped posting for a bit, which explains the lack of crรจme de la crรจme posts
>>527700732Need Yunara with peeking pubes NOW
>>5277004791) Thresh
2) Millio
3) Renata
4)Tahm
the rest are meh supports
I just felt like posting this again. Are you a content creator?
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I bought a new account and played fill only for a few days thinking I'd have a grand ol' time jumping from role to role. In reality, I got Jungle 60% of the time, Support 90% of the time, and I played Top and Mid only once.
HOW TO FIX MEL W :
>projectiles reflected become neutral and damage both friend or foe, not just foe.
>shield has health, if the health is exceeded in the projectiles hitting they burn through for a % and do not reflect.
there its fucking fixed, also remove the execute and rework the Q that shit is retarded
>>527700936yeah, I create content in my balls and the ladies love it.
>>527700479if you want the best of the best just go for
>milio>nami>lulu>rell>karmaconsider
>soraka>renatat jungloid
these are the champs in my opinion that make the game fucking miserable
either because they are too distruptive or because they force you to buy antiheal/antishield else you can't play the game
>>527700737praying you get a loss streak so you can come back to the thread and make it good again
>>527697725maybe
I was thinking today about doing once a month mini tournies but I don't know how to make it unique and flavorful
Maybe something like aura points for shit picking and winning, or losing them for picking your one trick and losing, etc
Maybe teams are redrafted every game or people are given a rating and then the teams are drafted blind, only a position and relative rating to identify them before the teams are fully complete
I dunno
Something easy would be preferred and I'm open to ideas
>>527695979I went out to get shaved ice with my little siblings
ya just dont have enough brudda energy dude
>>527701993that would be cool as fuck and i know there'll be replies calling it a shit idea but i would sign up for that
>>527698048*lifts skirt revealing her cock*
>>527701993use vvvs to fuel two retards into shit talking each other, make them draft up a team and have them play vs each other once a month. sort of like boxing/fight nights that the content creators were doing except for vg players instead
Is it true Sona supports give paizuri to their team after a win?
>>527701993hmmm, kinda torn on that, on one hand i do kinda hate how vgs have basically turned into more and more people just picking their mains every/every other game and going hard for a win like somethings actually on the line, and having actual tourneys would only further encourage that behavior, but you could also argue that could serve as an outlet for people who have a must get this win mindset
leaning towards "no" but not fully
>>527700936yeah i create lolg posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RzUBwA3FzM
uhhh qiyanasisters?
>>527699464Yeah, I'm thinking I'm not going to support a bunch of nazi pedophile Discord groomers. Also, please stop shilling and talk about League.
>>527702775>2k range mage nigger complaining about skill who cares
>>527700003>>527698723>Waifufaggots spewing this gaslighting again to make monstergods look bad
si17 here... i just figured out a seraphine hack that completely nullifies her weak early game... it involves prepping her abilities...
be warned now seraphine ehc will become op in the coming months and is unstoppable... you heard it here first as i want all the credit...
>>527700003>Qiyana aka a brownoid flop champ nobody gives a shit about
>>527703419there's a grown ugly man behind this post btw
>>527703352Your buffs sir
>>527702775I hope this guy knows that Ice Q - R is the noobiest qiyana play of all time and doesn't work on anyone with flash or anyone with eyes
The way to go is grass-Q > sit in stealth > R which is also very low skill but at least it works
>>527702306Elise is a girl! There is a bulge however, but its because she has an extremely plump pussy
>>527703647She needs more bonus HP. I want the biggest Sona on the Rift.
>>527702392this has always been a problem and there are no fence sitters, every1 is either either 4fun or sweaty already. I seriously doubt a tourny is going to sway any1 to 1 side or the other
>>527702309there is a lot of reasons this wouldn't work sadly
>>527702170maybe
>>527698183post a invite then
I'm tired of the femoids and faggot champs. We used to actually get cool shit like Vel'koz and Thresh back in the day. Now its onionshit like Hwei and Mel.
>>527703732>there are no fence sittersi'd have thought there were at least a couple who sometimes chillplay and sometimes tryhard
>>527703732A game will always be both casual and competitive. Such is the nature of man. What matters most is maintaining your community.
>>527703828you WILL play the attractive eboy
I like the Volibear rework. :)
Watching vods is so funny
You can see when people spam ping the guy you killed
Or when the guy you kills spam pings other people
Just saw the annie spam missing on her blitz after walking into our team and getting oneshot pretty kino
>>527703964>Meth addict is attractive
>>527702392I don't understand the appeal of playing a competitive game and not trying to win
>>527702775i agree with the ult hitbox, you can't even flash out of it
>I like the Volibear rework. :)
you lost years ago, yet you remain
how many times do they have to fumble a rework and then lock the result in balance jail for you to learn
next year is your year right?
if monsterfuckers actually played monster champs maybe you'd get them more often instead of once every 10 years when riot forgets you don't actually play the game or spend any money on it
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I have this sudden urge to spend my RP to gamble chests for skins. What is happening to me?
>>527704181>What is Smolder>Inb4 doesn't count
>>527704094some cannot comprehend the concept of playing to win but not putting in 120% effort to do so
sadly, many such cases
>>527704229by monsterinofags own insistence he doesnt count, also a pretty poor example considering the state smolder has been in post release
>>527704165it's only a matter of time before i win and all reworks are undone before EOS or we get league classic
>paypig for kaisa, exalted Morgana and spirit blossom orianna chibi
>get drafted to die for Isreal before you can use them
This will be the case for at least half of lolg
god made adcs durable so they could be abused for longer
Smolder is a flop just like all monster champs
Riot knows this and will just churn out sexo waifus or dei slop from here on out
>>527704369He still has a stable pickrate despite balance which shows he has a playerbase.
>>527704161what is the best volibear skin and why is it the pig one?
>>527704463Great, people generally agree that a game shouldnt make content catered to people who dont play the game, league should be no exception
>>527704463Lmao he literally didn't despite retards here claiming he would.
>He's gonna flop because monster >N-new toy syndrome just you waitMeanwhile barely anyone talks about Aurora or is even seen much ingame.
>>527704579it's thunder lord, actually
pre-r*work it was runeguard
If monsterfags don't play the game then why do I still see anivia and naafiri in games? Almost like you have to make the champ fun to use and actually look cool.
>>527704835>aniviabarely played
>naafirisoft rework made her retardedly overpowered and post nerfs you dont see her anywhere near as much
PLEASE MAKE BLACK CLEAVER 55 AD AGAIN
MY CORE ITEMS DONT DO ANY FUCKING DAMAGE
>syndra
>briar
>qiyana
>irelia
>kindred
>soraka
Now yunara. Why are there so many anal coded female champs?
>>527704928>Doesn't count because it ruins my narrativeWaifufaggots being disingenuous again.
>>527704053>american thinks being overweight is normal
>doing the monsterino bit post-mundo meme month
zzzzzzzzz
>>527705216The hell is post-mundo meme month?
>>527705143Yuropoors think starving to death means they totally owned putler
The real question is what went so right with kindred
>>527705286Oh you didn't know? Yikes....
>>527704491need a lolg to do this for me
>Monsters vs waifu arguments in 2025
That shit rightfully died in 2022.
>>527705113when did i say neither counted
AP bruiser items are disgustingly overpowered
>>527705103Why didn't you include tristana? She's the biggest anal whore in canon
>>527705103What about diana?
>>527705362>>527705705>lesbians>analPick one
>>527704835i haven't seen either of those champs in like 40 games
Shame too I like playing into Anivia
>>527705793>thinks cait is an actual lesbian and doesnt get dicked down on the sidelol
>>527705903delete, free the tormented from the prison they put themselves in and allow them to rest at last
>>527705903Rework him into an anal coded coombait female champ. Exact same abilities, but now a fatass whore goomba stomps you
>>527704207ANSWER ME, BITCHES
wtf is anal coded? how can you tell someone is anal coded? I think you need to take your pills
>>527706130Because you're a piggy who needs to consoom. Oink oink
>>527706180Big L fixes us
>>527706229>>527706245What has this game done to me? I've become a Riot cash cow. I am deeply ashamed.
>>527705931Nothing in her character suggests she likes anal. She's clearly a rug munching dyke and she gets off from being double fisted and then domestically abusing vi.
Now on the other hand you have a character like lux who is VERY anal coded. It's in character for her to suggest anal because she wants to save her virginity for marriage and because anal doesn't count, but you just know that's all a front because she secretly loves taking it in the ass
>Wow I sure fucking hate the volibear rework
>Let me show you another webm of me playing said rework I clearly despise
Why would you play shit you hate?
Nerf Ashe.
Nerf Varus.
Nerf Kalista.
I'm tired of ADCs being able to stun/knock-up/root the shit out of people. Either nerf their DPS or remove the CC from their kits.
>>527706652I've been with 3 lesbians in my life and literally all 3 of them loved anal. They like it because it's a way of punishing themselves for going against the natural order of life. There's no such thing as a true lesbian, all of them crave cock eventually.
>>527706998of those, the only one that really feels overloaded is Kalista
Varus and Ashe both has the problem of not being very mobile, and even with the slow Ashe has, they can be easily pinned down and deleted by assassins
Kalista on the other hand is cancerous with her spear stacks and is able to quickly jump from one spot to the other constantly with each auto, so you have to predict the direction of her next jump or you will miss all your skillshots, and thats absolute bullshit, considering she already does a lot of dmg
she's way too safe if you master the jumping mechanic
>play games outside of ranked
>get either hardcore target griefed for fun by my premade teammates or hardcore target hunted by enemy premades
>been playing these dogshit game modes for 3 days now and 99% of the games i am hardcore targeted
very organic environment bro, clearly not artificially crafted games
>>527707205Things that never happened for 1000, Alex
>>527707256Varus and Ashe do too much damage and they have too much range. They are both overpowered right now because on top of having lots of range and DPS they can stun and root/slow people.
Giving CC to champions with lots of Ranged DPS is too imbalanced.
Just midscope Illaoi already
Set me free
>>527707402Cope all you like. I'm nearing 50 years old and I've been with plenty of women. Lesbians just don't exist how people like to pretend. All women like cock, it's just a matter of where and when.
>>527703419when will you release it to the public?
>>527706724it's a valid criticism
my webms have changed many minds
>>527707575>they have too much rangewhat? their range is mid at best, its not like they can poke you like cait or a lux
>>527703910there are barely any
the people who fun pick arent going to be swayed into always sweating because of tournies, and vice versa
every person can reliably be expected to do one or the other, and very few are the type to read the room and try to adapt
its always been this way
the problem is i dont really wanna do anything resembling work so whatever happens (if it happens) has to be easy to execute and maintain, or someone has to actually help for once (they wont)
>>527703962no shit silly billy
When all the boomers finally die in America will they finally be able to have PC gaming cafes and esports/League of Legends watch parties in bars and shit?
>>527707575you should try actually playing ashe if she's that OP
>new champion launches
>Pick/ban, people dodging if they don't get her, people trying to play her every role
>Going to take a least three hot fixes to tune her down
>Having to lane against her will be suffering as match ups are figured out
Best time to take a week off.
>today i will break my loss streak
>*support picks nidalee*
>>527707983The issue with Varus, Ashe, and also Kalista is they have steroids which buff their Auto-Attacks.
Ashe has her Q steroid and a Passive Slow effect on her AAs.
Kalista has Spear Stacks. And her jump.
Varus has his Corruption Stacks, which proc on abilities and his Attack Speed Passive.
These allow them to do an insane amount of damage through Auto-Attacking. You can't compare their damage to Lux and Caitlyn, because of that. (Even though they have slightly less range).
>>527708486Build the sundered sky piggy
>I'm nearing 50 years old
i hope i will not be posting on lolg at that age
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Holy fuck these skins are shit. I'll still buy them because I buy all skins available, but still, absolute dogshit.
>>527708672You know what will make you feel better? Giving me some RP, n word.
>>527708753You're not wrong. Inkshadow should have been for champions who actually have tattoos. The current ones for sale are dogshit.
>>527708582Cute spear cat. No one tell morgy about this.
>>527708771you are literally over double my age buy it yourself
>>527708901I JUST WANT TO GAMBLE
>>527705903add a big floppy penis when he ults and give him a bbl
>>527706191Someone who is susceptible to anal. Whether by their design(briar with her fat dumper) or by character (syndra or lux) or both(qiyana). Let's use qiyana as an example, she's a shortstack with a juicy booty begging to be fucked, but it's also in her character to be an anal queen. She is better than you, much better than you and she's not afraid to make sure you know that. Yes, maybe she's in the mood for sex and you're available and will suffice, but as if you'd ever be worthy to stick it in her royal pussy. No peasants seed will ever go near her womb, you're only good enough for her shitpipe because you yourself are also human waste. As she's riding you on top and you desperately cum in her butthole, she'll be quick to remind you in a haughty tone that your pathetic sperm was wasted. She'll wipe off the pussy grool from her fingers onto your chest, put her panties back on without cleaning up(completely unthreatened by your cum inside her) and go back to her daily routine. She'll find you when she needs her human toy again
the accounts real he just still doesnt want to play league of legends.
>>527709085NTA but that was really hot to read anon.. what about Irelia? Or Ahri?
>>527709090wrong image
fun fact, i got in a game with riot's community lead and now this account is gone didnt even reach 30
>>527709453I think reddit is more your style
>>527707636>i'm nearing 50 years old and [lying like a dog]
>it's the same samira(broken)+yuumi+nami in brawl again that are stacking it with 100% winrate in the past 30 games
>meanwhile i have less than 15% WR in a fucking optional 4fun game mode
riotniggers will justify that premades need 100% wr just so they can keep gifting skins to eachother like fcuking niggermongoloid retardmonkeyvantablack negroid animals
kill niggers behead niggers
fucking niggers
shoot niggers on sight
die
>>527696597*grabs your boobs in front of /lolg/*
>>527709154*fingers your pussy while /lolg/ sits in a chair and watches.*
>>527709765this poster is the biggest cuck on lolg
>>527709341>me in the back rightIrelia just has a big delicious ass, I don't think she has any personality. Ahri? I'm not sure, her lore is retconned every other week. She also never struck me as an anal coded girl, though I'm sure she wouldn't turn it down
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anyone need a +1 for clash h-heh...?
what dictates how much LP you get? im purposely throwing games to play with my bronze friend, I have 45 games total played ranked and im still getting +35-38 LP a game and only losing 12-14 but im Gold IV, does it only reduce after I hit my actual MMR which is probably low plat? I can't make sense of the system
>>527711043we've all seen you naked, you dont look like that. at all.
>Why are yall still posting in this shit thread that gets raided by bbcspammer daily instead of just joining the discord?
>What discord?
>Ummm anyways bye guys im gonna leave without linking it xD
Ok ebic
>>527710964sounds like you need 20 more net losses for decent LP loss
>>527711087you dont know who that is
So someone can be the ADC and not go Bottom?
>>527711510is that how it works? because my other account im only gaining +27 a win and losing -20 a win at ~25 games played
>>527711460if you join vgs and talk to the players there, they can get you in
>>527711647Nah, only the Bottom is the ADC. Anything else and I just pretend it doesn't exist.
I haven't played League in what feels like a year, but I've been on Deadlock and fighting games. How are things right now? Is support still freelo?
VBL's cum hitting the back of my throat
Nerf yunara
>>527704621It turns out being easy and fun > cute factor. Aurora feels like shit to play. Smolder is fun.
>>527711750More Discord nazi groomer shills. Begging and advertising their groomercord. Stop shitting up the thread with this garbage
>>527711701to me it sounds like you're on a new account so it put you in plat mmr (but lower actual rank) while your main account has been ranked before and so rank is very close to your mmr
number of games this season basically doesnt matter
groomercord and it's consequences have been a disaster for online gaming
VBL is such a cuck coded lolg
Now that the dust has settled, what do I think of Yunara's launch skin?
>spends all day namedropping himself thinking orbiting a fat mexican woman will get him internet attention
lol
>>527712368*cums inside her*
is the spammer sick or something why is he going down to only spamming 1-2 days a week, did his RU funding get cut
>>527712368Depends what she uses as anal beads in this skin
>>527711647That's not how LOL players use that acronym
>>527712503his mother getting raped infront of him took a big toll on him
Akali so easy
>MUH LOW HEALTH
Uhhhh bro just move?
>>527713521>low health>can mitigate 3k dmg with w>can mitigate 6k dmg with zonyas
>>527713321How do they use it then? What does ADC mean?
>>527704953Buy different items then
How do you cope with the fact ur skin collection will never be complete because you took a break from League when anniversary happened because you expected it to be a nothingburger but instead it was a limited time event skin for ur main that you will never get now
Everytime i open my skins tab i see "Annie 16/17" and i want to kill myself
I wouldnt use the skin anyways but it bothers me because my completion will never be fully completed.
>>527713921attack damage carry
>>527714073You just accept the imperfection or just put your focus on a champion without a lot of skins yet. Let's say Briar, for example, she's got two skins. That's easy to accomplish.
>>527713921It means Attack Damage Carry. It refers to the person on your team that needs to be carried and does the most Damage through Auto-Attacking.
>>527714147>>527714259So then anyone can be an ADC? In any role? I don't understand. No one has answered my question.
>>527714386only people who need to get carried can be the adc
>>527714503Can I ADC as Support?
>>527714563no supports are useful and carry the team in their shoulders
>>527714623Why? Most of my Supports are AFK and/or do nothing but try to take my CS. Isn't that how I should play Support too?
>>527714073this is such a silly thing to worry about
its good enough for me that im decent at the champion
>>527712503Presumably after the entire site was hacked they actually hired someone to fix all the glaring security issues.
>>527714968Definitely the Nasus. He is doing the most damage via Auto-Attacking. And clearly got carried to the point he was able to buy enough items and become critical.
okay xerath may actually be a hitlerpick
congrats to my soloq teammates for being so cancer i'd actually rather study than play ranked
Nasus stacks should be private your teammates shouldnt be abke to see them.
I got flamed over my stacks even though i was playing ap nasus not stacking ad nasus im not supposed to stack on this build.
>>527714073i only play to unlock champions i have 17 left before i uninstall the game forever
>>527715162But why is there a support on that cringe peashooter, and not on the nasus then?
>>527715279What do mean? Millio isn't even attacking. And he's being carried by the KaiSa frontlining for him.
>>527714968Support KaiSa and troll Milio doing nothing.
>>527715162posts like these make me think i am chatting with ai
>>527715162Nigga YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN YOU BEEP AND BOOP
https://www.riotgames.com/en/news/mel-reflect-tech-blog
mel is such an awesome champ, they even wrote a blog about her!
i love arcane!
wakanda forever!
vg result
another up
na
vidya
Now that the bed is comfy, have a good night morgamaniacs.
>>527716302Dangerously anal coded. Just imagine her big sweaty purple donut
>>527716442niggerphine you are not fun to play with or against
esp against cuz all you do is bitch and moan like a fucking little cancer freakazoid i feel the urge to pause whenever i see you in these games
>>527716047Riot Games is developed in Los Angeles. Okay? Follow me here. To their faggot, marijuana smoking, cuckold employees--creating Mel is the greatest accomplishment in their careers.
She represents everything they stand for.
>Black Woman>Overloaded Kit>Their special princess who can do no wrongIt's why I don't think I'm going to watch the Noxus show. It's going to be 10 episodes of Mel being a mary sue to promote California faggotry.
>>527716583....? how can you blame ME for what happened level 1... how is it this far into the game you cannot tell how bush cheese works...
okay i got mad but its 100% justified when you get supports who can't play level 1 like a normal person...? level 1 is the simplest level to play out in this shit game and astonishingly 100% of my supports cannot do it..?
>>527716442>alters the balance as she sees fit and to her exact standards>compels 4 people to pick and play entirely around her>leads the team as an unstoppable unbreakable shieldwallis there anything sera cant do?
>>527716521Why would you say this?
>>527716808its a vg get over yourself youre so disgusting
>>527717068>falling for the bush cheesesyou're no better than a s*lver tristana then
Anyone ever transfer servers before? Is it 100% guaranteed you keep everything? Moved to japan and I'm feeling the itch again but I've had this account since 2013 and I think if I lose everything here I'll be really sad
>>527717247congratulations on your relocation senpai
yeah, you're pretty much guaranteed to keep the stuff
>>527717214>a s*lver tristanabut enough about spin
>>527717247Congrats on making it, Anon-kun! Did you find somewhere good to live 'n all that? I remember when I was a teenager, I really wanted to go there...
You'll lose your ranked elo, but you'll keep all your skins 'n stuff if that's the concern.
>>527716913Because she has a big sweaty purple donut between her cheeks? Soraka is an anal slut
I kinda dig Aurora supp. While it's not even ranked, I'm just leveling, but it just feels so fucking good.
>>527717247Just stay on the SEA server? The nippon server is dogshit, very few players and ranked is a joke
vbl unloading on my chest
nerf ambessa
>>527717662Auto
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>>527717879Thanks, I'm tired of playing twinks and women
>>527717453>>527717338Guess I'll take the leap then, thanks. I'm just doing a postgrad in tokyo off fed gibs so it's only for three years but if I get hired before my time is up I can stay for long-term
>>527717709The ping is playable~ish but has some really bad spikes + I've made friends with some of the guys here at uni and we want to play together
>>527718154Fingers crossed for you, nonny! I hope you get there, if it's what you want.
>>527717662Obligatory oldfag post
>>527716691I hate racist nazi chuds shitting up the thread with their schizo bable. Please, go back to /pol/.
I'm getting the itch again
>>527716862ehc... 4 active items... cosmic insight... my level 1 solved on sera...
i'm challenger at this point...
>>527718434fucking kek, old league memes are golden
>>527718447Let me guess, you loved Arcane Season 2?
>>527718530when did the soul die
>>527717662Like garen but with less buttons
>>527718521You aren't even GM anymore maybe get to those ranks and maintain them before being a braggart.
>>527718154Anon you should be out fucking maid cafe girls and studying nihongo everyday instead of playing league. Benkyou o shite kudasai
>>527718834i literally solved sera's level 1 problem and its going to be proliferated in challenger in the coming months... NO ONE did this... review any vod... i am the person that single handily made sera ehc meta again... this build... 4 active items... look how it dominates...
i am, without a doubt... the top seraphine player and innovator in the world...
>>527718803When the game stopped getting new players and the playerbase became just terminally addicted zombies clocking in their 10 games a day on autopilot with chat and pings disabled
reminder that Nami is nice
briar is for tender loving
>>527719323Anon, briar is one of the smelliest girls in league and that's a fact.
wait but how retarded is this ai score shit
This absolutely braindead 20% kp inting tristana who was flaming the whole game and chain dying has only 8 less points than me the only reason why we won the game at all solo stealing baron and 1v9ing every early fight
Shit was coded by adcfags for sure
vg result
another in a minute maybe
>>527719485maybee she hit turrets and thats how she dies instead of killchasing?
>>527719485Its hard to give any rating to gameplay and can only really use stats. Game is more than kda, what was her objective and tower damage.
>>527719634Great job team
I felt like the team chemistry was really strong, one team one dream as they say
>>527719634they call him 007 - 0 engages, 0 dodged abilities, 7 pinged summs after dying
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>>527719001Goob job, keep going.
I solved toplane pantheons 0ad bruiser item low dmg problem by adding a muramana into the mix
I would honestly and unironically rather have BBC poster in every thread than the seraphine faggot
>>527719323Tender loving and rough breeding frenzies follow one after the other.
Just gotta be careful of those teeth...
>>527720285one would eventually go away if you retards stopped replying, can you guess which one it is? very simple to solve above single digit IQ!!
dumbtwitchdigger streaming one game of vg
only.
vg vs vg bets
>>527720220not when im smoking it feels too weird to talk to myself alone in a room
>check the enemy team's mvp's profile
>it's this
OOF
now I feel kinda bad for winning
>>527720557But you arent talking to yourself you're talking to your friends :)
>>527719879>>527719904>>527720298Briar is dirty and rancid. Her hands are stuck in the pillary so she can't wipe her own ass or change her own clothes. She probably smells like an open sewer in India. If you want to be a sicko and bust her crust then go ahead, but don't pretend she isn't disgusting
>>527720557terror watch alert level 2 in this lobby, possibly could escalate to 3
>>527720674she stinks good
you'd never get it
>>527720674https://x.com/KennekyDeky/status/1920155241149784452
Just give her a bath
Briar looks like a retarded gorilla
>>527720547she heals people and doesn't swear - does that suffice?
>>527721048Could she fight 100 people?
Hmmm, it says autofill protected but I didnt get the role I wanted
>>5277212052nd role is not autofill
>>527721268But it's second not first for a reason
>>527721180>has no anus >therefore not anal codedNami is NOT nice!
Wait wtf why is it all blurry. Test again.
>>527721180Yes, can she save my Soraka?
>>527719148reminder her fat fucking fish milkies are nice and if she was real i would suctino cup my mouth to one and never let go
I think that this midriff will save League of Legends.
>>527720124they call me
First of the Incels
First of the Volcels
Uniter of the great divide
Slayer of 10000000 Roasties
Father of all Darkcels
King of Manlets
Last of the Truecels
they call you?
faggot ranged top picker
faggot lulu picker
zero buttons pressed born for nothing support player
Forget about Freeman! We've lost control of City-17!
>>527718872Ever since covid and vtumors there's been a spike in league interest here, I'll find the supportbot of my dreams, I know it
>>527721656sure, let her get her electric eel first - I mean defibrillator
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RAMMUS IS FINALLY GETTING BUFFED
>>527721726Yeah I know. I'm waiting to get banned so I can test something. Testing again.
>>527722817ok well then carry on
don't let me stop you
>>527698723what lane will she be played in?
>>527722817seraphine fucking wishes she had hips that wide
>>527722874>>527722948Sweet it still works even after ban. Ok last one for now, was just seeing if it worked.
>>527722771Let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>527722384Quickly! Eel her!
vg result
ok some1 else host now
Guy who gets 10 ganks from his jungler "chill plays, for fun", afk farming top waves while enemy jungler ganks the opposite lane(me) x10.
damn great vg v vg experience.
get cancer maqe
get cancer star.
be sure to get in the next lobby wouldnt want to miss that!
>>527722817>>527723152Now THIS is the kind of content I come to lolg for.. SEXOOOO
VG lobbies sound so wholesome and heartwarming
>>527723216>sona>system mutedkek
>FORCED MID
>Win
>FORCED MID
>Win
>FORCED MID
>Win
>FORCED MID
>Win
>Finally get top
>Enemy nigger takes Trynd from me
This game is awful
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WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT LUX's THIGHS?
>>527723862ALL IN ON URGOT
>>527723190done, good as new!
>>527722771So what will it matter when everything does true dmg and has 30 dash?
>gankplank buffskill riot
Sorry for my freakout earlier...
Thanks to everyone who forgives me despite everything...
>>527724349I love you babe
>>527723724>Get trynd>RemakeHoly.
Fuck.
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Wild Rift Jhin skin
I love the snake.
>>527698191POV MOD NORTH DANCING IN FRONT OF MALDING TROONS COLORIZED
>>527724349>irelia buffs>gangplank buffs@riotgames kill yourself
>>527723962As good as new! Nami is a Very Nice Fish.
>sub 50% winrate in literally every elo below d2+
>"takes no skill"
fact of the matter is that darius is one of the highest skill floor champs in the game and you're mad about losing to him because you're being gapped and you know it
>>527724516who the fuck even plays wild rift. does anyone here know anyone who plays wild rift?
>>527725298I used to play it. From what I understand it has a solid community of mostly 3rd worlders.
i love yuumi she is an underrated waifu
>irelia buffs>tenacity per level increased from .01 to .05im literally going to hit emerald this patch this season.
>>527725025hate it when i play 1 v 3s poorly.
>>527724931you know who to call next time you get rekt
>>527725602irelia gets tenacity per level?
>>527725025smartest dumbdigger play
>>527725660DON'T POST FISHTITS IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO CUM
>>527725025yeah his jungle was shit what was he supposed to do
>>527725660It's less getting Rekt and more Shaco Crappo being a cheap as fuck back stabber.
>>527725830she does now. its literally over
>>527725025what a bullshit flip
nigger mundo hiding in the backline behind team gggg
kys
>>527725025I just saw a guy hit diamond on his first ever season and then tthere's DD and I....
rimming wiggums while he verbally humiliates me
>>527726157which posters do you crave the most? this is the second one anon
>>527724349it's still you.
>>527725992can't help you with that - the only thing you could do is to carry a Rammus on your back
>>527726230my heart and tongue are only for wiggums
>>527726094If you make a new account you will be placed into High Gold/Low Plat. If you win at least 50% of your games. Because of ELO inflation.
>>527726407You still have to win the rest of the games gweilo...
>>527726360She has a strong back. She carries Adcs. She'll carry Rammus too.
>>527726024why does supportposter either carry or int every single game.
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vod reviewing and flaming my nephew in low plat
ttv lobsterdeth
>>527726645hits random and turns his brain off when he's on your team
plays meta champs and channels the spirit of froggen when he's on the other team
>>527725982probably not this. but its cool when maqe does it though its only low elo when the non vg usuals do it.
https://files.catbox.moe/mej2so.webm
>>527725183>be Darius>hide in bush lv1 and wait for the enemy laner>come out and start harassing them>if they walk back then you can potentially zone them from cs and xp>if they are stupid enough to trade then you get 40AD for free>all it takes is land a rotation properly to deter the opponent>properly is actually very easy on most toplane champsSure, takes skill.
and star of justice on my life you can get aids and fucking die you monkey faggot
top gap there is unacceptable.
>>527726609see? another problem solved
Adc is so unplayable this season
>Toplane champs getting 5000 gold for free for taking tower plates and every turret on the map then strolling into your lane with 3 items at 20 mins
>Support players being retards 80% of the time and picking completely useless champs or ones they cannot pilot properly
>Junglers existing
Mid and ADC are the only HONEST roles that have to actually play a MOBA game
I may be a retard and not very good at the game
ok thats fair. wiggims is good too.
fuck maqe
>>527725183OH NO THE CHAMP GETTING A FREE BF SWORD AND TURBO ROIDED UP LIANDRIES (3K GOLD ITEM) AT LEVEL 1 (ONE) IS SO WEAK WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WE GOTTA ASK RIOT FOR BUFFS I NEED 2 BF SWORDS AT LEVEL 1 (ONE) SO I CAN BE STRONG WAAAAAAHHHHH
>>527726407He doesn't know briars abilities and thinks she's op because he got ganked by her...diamond...,........
Me?
shitmogged to death by plats in aram
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
New account btw
I'm italian and I have no gabagool
>>527726832>https://files.catbox.moe/mej2so.webmthats not maqe's fault its dumbdiggers fault. he should have rotated mid with his jungler there. maqe made the right play by suciding into gwen and snowballing majin into a 16/5 carry
>>527727185You can also have turret gold if you push a lane and dont killchase
Darius and Miss Fortune genuinely need their kits gutted.
>>527727185>Builds trinity for stomping enemy and turretrush>Second item ravenous for speedclear and enemy jungle clearOh yes why, i always have fullbuild
>>527727162Can she solve this next problem?
>win 8 in a row
>Followed by 8 loses in a row
These are some quality games.
>>527696445this is a good briar image
>>527728009not really, she can't read those signs - I'd start with bullets
>at risk of losing 75LP from decay if I don't queue up tonight
>queue up
>lose 75LP naturally instead
always surprised just how strong the riftmaker heal on nasus is
my winrate on malzahar is 70% over 100 games
>Salty Kass player freaking out minute 3
>Instantly think of a certain low masta cancer patient
It has to be something with the voidwalker himself I've never met a joyful kass player
>>527727875MF is very sexo but I never liked her kit that much otherwise I'd play her. If they do ever rework her I hope it's into something I'd enjoy
>>527728870>you see this after picking jinxevery time
>>527728531the only good briar images are the ones where she is naked
>>527729061or just use the bumper, your call
I want more cute boy champs, I hate women
Just look at the hp bar. Shaco had 2 full lethality items, teemo was arguably trolling and i only had sheen and riftmaker
How am i supposed to find a gf in this game if i'm forced to mainly play women
>>527730163girls don't care
>>527730163Statistically, the champions with the highest wr in challenger are male.
>"Hey supp, can you stop inting please?"
>My supp : https://youtu.be/5_zCClyzXEE?si=2hwJikYa0VIa4Umg&t=100
>>527727373everything i said is objectively true sorry about your hurt feelings
>>527725183Darius is as easy as garen, even easier since he requires less macro
Winrate says nothing about a champs powerscaling since its randomized numbers
Even if it says something relevant then its only because darius fucking sucks in absolutely everything other than 1v1 dueling top
we're l*ve lads come... LE CHILL
https://www.twitch.tv/nopartysage_live
>>527730939yeah, run over that lazy dog
>>527728875Don't care, still want her kit to be gutted. Takes no skill, just have your support be anything that can pin down the enemy laner, ult and get a free kill. Past level 6, if you have anyone in your team playing around you, the champ can quickly recover from behind by peeling bounties.
>team ff'd before my first item
What's the counterplay?
>>527731817Get out of diamond
>>527730901>Winrate says nothing about a champs powerscaling since its randomized numbershooooooooooooooooooooooooly fucccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccck
The best thing to do is to climb by abusing broken shit on Ladder. And then once you get a higher rank, switch to hyper carry that has to be carried and watch the shitlows rage/seethe.
I love how shitpicking never goes away in ranked. No, I do not want to play with your Kayn support you stupid nigger, no I don't care that you otp it, please find a rope.
>>527703647>5'6">749lbsThat's not what that would look like. She should be much fatter for that to look accurate.
>>527703647For the love of God, I'm begging on my knees riot games, give us a fat bitch champ already. And not a bl*ck, no no no not the monkey paw NOOOOOOOOO
>>527732537lucian is divorcing senna??
just finished a 5 game winstreak and i don't feel anything. no joy.
>>527732641Stop crying and go back to the hamster wheel
>>527732641If you hit Diamond you can apply for a pro team!!
League is too fucking hard even in gold, brah, I left my account in plat 3 6 months ago, stared to play again and I went as low as gold 4, wtf is going on
Watching solar bacca is so addictive
>>527733027You will never climb unless you spam hundreds of games per season. Riot specifically drops your rank like this so that you have to keep playing.
>>527733038Lemme watch one of his youtube videos real quick
>>527733027Sorry not. I was Emerald 4 and got hardstuck Gold 3 for a long time after returning (after a 5 month break?) it seems like it takes a while to get your skill back to normal levels
>>527733263Uhm where can I order those outfits? Asking for a friend...
>>527724349*kisses you while ekko watches from a closet*
>>527733027climbing gets harder as time flows, wont be surprised if i see people complaining about lp gains and losses later down the year
>>527733183Ain't gonna lie, I kinda believe this, because the games feel as hard as the planitum 3 games, and knowing the fact rank means nothing until you hit challenger because it doesn't show your mmr makes me believe this even more, they won't show your true rank to keep you playing
>>527733263N-no, you don't get it!!!! I'm, I'm supposed to be gifted at this game!!1!1!1!!
just got 3 dodges in a row into a remake
>>527733375Nothing wrong with crying tho
>>527733375Project vayne.
I liked the page when they were swapping head gear in this chapter.
do you guys dodge if you champ gets banned?
>>527733782noone bans swain
I shit talk people like crazy in game and I'm honor 5, explain this
>>527733782i play weirdo champs and have a pool of about 3 per role so no, never
>>527733183yeah i always end up getting an entire elo lower or almost 2 when i play ranked, i climb back up but still it's a huge waste of games to even begin going back to where you always are and then climbing up
>>527733782No, it gives me an excuse to mix it up a bit
>>527733782noone bans soraka
>>527733782No nigga, my champ pool is really fucking big
>>527733782I dont remember the last time i saw sneedra getting banned
I main malz and cait. Malz gets banned on a somewhat regular basis but caitlyn doesn't get a ban all that often
>>527734174i ban malz every game
no point queueing up if you only get to play the game until lost chapter
>>527734568I know people hate malz but I main warlock in wow classic so I just like warlock-type characters but it's whatever. It's just something you have to accept about a character when you pick them
>>527734831bot is my secondary but it never gives it to me
>>527733538Literally the opposite, free win disgusting champs
>get bot secondary
>pick swain anyway
>mid laner goes 0/4
>support leaves to "roam"
>get dove 1v4
>>527735303Welcome to this game is bullshit and youll deal with bullshit!
I'm starting to feel that gwen is a lame jungler
she has her moments but overall takes too much time to get good
in fact, I think gwen as a whole takes too much time to become actually relevant in any game, needing 2 whole items that each cost over 3000 gold to start doing some numbers
and worse of all, she is too dependent on ghost too, otherwise she can't catch shit, even with the slow of her ult
if only she could proc rylais with her E empowered autos, now that would make her more relevant
>>527735714Bro, maybe you don't know how to path to properly farm your camps and also cosmic insight should take care of the ghost problem
>nigga smolder
nigga smolder
should I become a shaco karthus 2 trick
https://files.catbox.moe/1od95v.webm
Kill all bl*cks.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0P7LU17LjQ
new comfy talon vid
>>527735792nah, dude, I've been following the path even from pro guides, but still feels super slow, also her ganking potential is pretty much the same as Yi but without being able to stick to champs like him with his Q (her ult slow is not even that good)
also, even with cosmic insight, the cooldown of ghost is still above 2 minutes, so you use it to make a gank, and then get unable to gank with that boost for 2 minutes, which is a lot
My ego has been shattered from smurfing on a new account. I'm climbing fast but my winrate only being 55% makes me feel like I'm a lot worse than I thought
>having an ego for playing the mario party of mobas and smurfing from d4
>>527736146there are challengers with less than 50% wr, this game is a joke
>put mid/supp
>about a 70% chance of getting supp
>have no other choice since i can't play other roles for shit
Le sigh brothers i am tired of playing janna
is biweekly once every two weeks or twice a week?
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albanian ESL zesty smolder
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still flaming my nephew in low plat
ttv lobsterdeth
:3c
>>527736294>brothersdon't misgender me
>>527736494troon ass male nigga
>>527736294when I want mid, I just put top as the secondary, that gets me mid at least 80% of the time
>>527725183Need him oiled up
>>527736004Bro, I don't know what to tell you, maybe exclusively play her as a counterpick
>>527736660God I love pussies so much, you guys are a bunch of dick lovers if you dont appreciate the succulent nature of a good pussy
Whenever summer comes around, I get frequent blackouts here, at least a couple of times a week. Do I get banned from disconnecting if the frequency is about that?
The game wants me in Bot. It won't give me Mid anymore.
>>527737281if you keep disconnecting you might end up being locked out of queueing up for up to 14 days
>>527737281You get multiple punishments, first low prio queue, then you're prevented from queueing like 5, 15 then maybe 1 day, then it goes on from there.
>>527737281Fellow medchad?
>>527737281>>527737560do third worlders really
>>527737864*dry humps ur leg*
VBL is my favourite lolg.
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I love lolg anons <3
>>527738013you woke up late kitten, but good to see you
teachin your bros fightan is so fun
2XKO is gonna be sweet
>>527737630The firstoid mind cannot comprehend the city struggling to keep up with everyone having their acs turned on when it's 40C outside
>"So anon, did YOU work on your beachbody this summer too? You're not still some fat fucking faggot incel right? :3"
How do you reply without sounding fat?
>>527738487M'am i am literally 60 kg
>>527738424Some first world countries don't even have acs *coughs* uk *coughs*
Nerf Leona
>>527738487i'm a twig thoughbeit
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LULU SEXOOOOOOO
not much of a clip but pretty funny just how close this was xd
>uk
>first world
enough lolg for today
The Chad Malphite Support.
Versus
The Virgin Aphelios Bot.
>>527739305zamn kitten be going hardasf, need me a real malphy
What we doin?
Gettin money
What they doin?
Hatin on us
>>527738487I'm fat as fuck
>>527738487to think shinda is self shilling with these picasso drawings... if anyone ever considered giving him money, just ask for free ai stuff instead
how the fuck did I just get an instant report feedback after a game for gameplay sabotage even though the guy didn't actually int?????
Nigga was 4/2 and playing normally
i guess thanks for the free LP lmao
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>no honor cause my q w kept stealing kills
i'm sorry ;-;
Another blackout and then internet disconnection...
https://litter.catbox.moe/e6615i76phdnthmi.mp4
>>527737398>>527737471That's about right then, got two low priority queues of 1 min each the past few days for the same reason, then I checked now and it's 5 mins. Guess I should avoid playing at all, sigh... I hate my life, never a good thing.
>>527737560>>527737630I imagine Italy counts as third world to you.
>>527741176you're not actually sorry
>>527740383I'm gonna give him money just to spite AI slop abusing pajeets punching in prompts at their shitty call center in between scamming retarded white boomers
>>527741416>https://litter.catbox.moe/e6615i76phdnthmi.mp4crazy good arrow, nice!
>>527741416It does because i also live in this dogshit country
>>527741530calm down shinda
I think me, I want life.
I think me, I want a house and a wife.
I wanna shimmy, shimmy, shimmy
Through the break of dawn, yeah!
I Love Sona!
>>527742136he adds the "me" to avoid triggering the troglodytes that might get aggro'd. very clever boy
>>527742260https://youtu.be/mPAi9UNMHQ0?si=gkP-7hs9uwPYVqhm
>>527742136a nice sona album of her just doing a musical would be a nice change from all the vocal rap stuff riots been doing
I want to say thank you to all those people who accept friend request after a match so I can call you nigger 100 times before blocking you
https://files.catbox.moe/0mtlei.webm
I'm cooked, help me out
https://op.gg/lol/summoners/na/FUBgooner-NEET
>>527742841bro you're a neet you have like infinite more time to improve and rank up, don't worry about it
>>527742841stop with all of this
play 2-3 champions and play them well
>>527742904Literally me irl
>>527742951I can't be a neet forever, I'm not american
>>527742904cope, seethe and mald
>>527743002Bro, sometimes I just wanna have fun, I can't help it
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You know the only frustrating part about this game is that I shouldn't have lost any of them. None of those games would be lost if my teammates didn't chimp out. But they all do. All of them, every game. They start flinging shit at each others in chat, they mute chat and become autistic psycopaths farming camps autopiloting in pure seething. What the fuck is wrong with this playerbase?
>>527743169then you cannot be helped out. you are the architect of your own elo destruction
in the last month (123 games) you havent played any champion more than 23 times in total. you are trying to learn every instrument at once wondering why you cant play any yet
>>527743291My pyke it's so clean it's fucking unreal, I literally can't miss a hook
>>527743283you have to be the mediator and calm them down
>>527743283People who mute all are always the worst players. They think muting all is going to "help them focus and improve", despite literally every high elo player not needing to do that.
>>527743283What this anons says
>>527743364 be proactive, sometimes an "everything is alright" can make a difference between one of your teammates crashing out or actually focusing in the game, also try to hold waves for the adc and stuff like that, try to be a good person, not a neutral or bad one
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aren't team-based games just so much fun
>>527743458the worst players are the ones that selfmute just to unmute themselves 3 minutes later, type something and then performatively selfmute again
actual humanoid children with no self control
>>527743364I'm trying dude, that's the worst part, I really try to play the social worker but they get pissed all the same and once they have their fit of autism and start mutingall it's all over.
And honestly I should never have to be in that position in the first place. I shouldn't have to compensate for their lacking parents.
>>527743549nigga it's 5 games played. do they not teach statistics in school anymore?
>>527743559The fact that selfmute got added to league and that it tells to the entire team is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in life, everytime I see someone self muting I can't help but lmfao
>>527743283it's just an issue with the game itself, even back when people did have agency to carry by themselves players were still toxic and there always were disagreements
riots attempts to make people play as a team has been poor and it will never truly be fixed though i've always said maybe they should just accept the games natural identity and go with it
>>527743683you think any league player paid attention in school?
>>527704207Don't do it.
10 years ago I spent $5 on RP to buy a bunch of discounted skins and I have regretted it ever since. Riot went on to use my money to create gay champions. My time and energy created gayness, and that is something that will haunt me for the rest of my life.
>>527730158HP SCUMMING HARDCOUNTERS EVERY FORM OF PENETRATION. YOU CAN HAVE EVERY LETHALITY STAT AND PENETRATION IN THE GAME AND YOU WON'T BE DEALING THE DAMAGE YOU'D NORMALLY EXPECT AGAINST A TANK WITH A BUNCH OF HEARTSTEEL STACKS AND A COUPLE OF ARMOR ITEMS.
>>527743712>/deafenhttps://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/11jpa4g/deafen_is_the_best_command_that_riot_added_to_the/
>>527743549>4.6 average deaths per game as leonayeah nigga deserved losses ur a disgusting inter straight up
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Shameless riot games.
>>5277439964/5 deaths is nothing as an engage frontline supp lmao if anything if you're not dying when playing naut/leona ur doing something wrong
>>527706130Spending money on these lootboxes are a meme now that they've watered it down and added premium options to get the chances you could've gotten years ago, fuck all that shit.
>>527744132yes, if you die so little as leona in losing games, then you are a disgusting inter
>>527744106This is not bad advice from iron to platinum, unironically, a lot of people in those ranks use the chat to socialize and not to try to win the game
No, I don't work at riot, I promise
Hey bros, I'm gonna queue up
>>527742841, I'm sleepy af, wish me luck, I need it
how come sometimes towers deal 200 damage and other times the deal 800 damage?
I know it ramps up if you tank multiple hits but i've been in fights where one single turret hit did over 600 damage
>>527744337You look like this irl
Good luck cutie
>>527744360>I know it ramps up if you tank multiple hits close, ramps up per tower shot fired (at champions) - not if you tank successive hits. it was probably pre-stacked when you caught tower aggro and the 600 dmg towershot probably came from the 3rd-4th stack tier.
nvm now i love yasuo players
my support is going darius
Phreak is a Support main, which is why he let's Support be broken as shit. ELO inflated garbage. He loves shitting all over Bottom mains and making them useless, so he can be artifical Masters. Bottom is so unfunded and unplayable it is unreal. The role is completely fucked.
>>527744629The next balance team lead needs to be an ADC main. Simple as.
>>527744629I remember when he turbo buffed Maokai support and then kept him broken as shit for 3 patches just so he could get master tier
>>527744554And that's a good thing!!
>>527744629This is true!!!!
>>527744629Okay suppose you get autofilled bot every game due to some cosmic probability manipulation.
How do you win games?
>>527744629Shut the fuck up, bitch.
illaoi sisters... they forgot us again...
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>>527744737You, your mother, your husband, and your husband's bf are my bitch
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>>527744629>Phreak is a Support main, which is why he let's Support be brok-
why do adcs sissies still insist the role is unplayable
that hasn't been the case for atleast two years now, get good shitter
>>527744707I love hags so much it's unreal
>>527744812>3 different chinese names in an NA (NORTH AMERICA) lobbyget them out
>>527744812I mean, he's trolling by picking that piece of shit support, I always hate seeing braum on my team, so useless and coward
>>527744732You fucking don't. You have to blind pick first so you priority lanes get counterparts. And then your team proceeds to draft 4 hyper carries. While you are trapped in a role and on a Champion that needs to be carried with a Support Yuumi.
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>>527744826support is my most played this year and adc is irredeemable garbage nightmare tier
the darius support fed 3 kills in 5 minutes. what a shock
>>527744986Maybe you just fucking suck
>>527745047no, I'm really good at adc actually, you wouldn't even be able to comprehend how good I am
I want to be good at the game, I just don't know what works. The game is way too complicated with the 100+ champions and layers upon layers of map/item mechanics.
I'm juggling a million ideas in my mind and it's so easy to fall into a trap where you dedicate time to improving something that isn't important.
So how do I ACTUALLY improve?
The issue is that the Bottom Role has zero protection. The team can just completely fuck the role over. Take all his farm, fuck up his wave, and ignore his lane. And then he just becomes a minus 1 on the team. While everyone flames him. Bottom is fucked. And there is nothing streamlining others to carry it. Despite everyone forcing the ADC in the Bottom role.
>>527745174pay for a boost
this retard keeps going in despite the fact that he's cause us both to die 6 times before 10 minutes. holy fuck, does the thought never occur to these retards to just play passively when you're behind
>minions doing damage
gone
>maiden macro
gone
>objective soloing
gone
>jungle flex
gone
All so that Yorick can be better at walking up and BONKING you while healing for trillions of HP
Thank you, Phreak!
>>527745216>"mr jungla clear towards bot!!! we need dragons!!">clear towards bot>"wtf it's 4v4 the whole game!!!"
>>527745020thats how you know he's a real top laner! sorry. try and laugh
Should counter picking be as big of a thing as it is?
>>527744986i moved to support this year after riot august said game's invariably lost if your supp is awful at the game
i feel so bad when the jungler doesn't path bot and i just abandon the adc so bot lane is 0/2 instead of 0/4
>>527745305lol it was a little funny anon
>>527745216it's especially prevalent and horrible when you get nonstop premades in your queue and you're the odd one out in bot lane. Bonus self-pity points if the premade support is the biggest shitter in the room.
>>527745291>NOOOO LET ME BE 70% WR TURBOCANCER PICK AHHH DONT TAKE MY JUNGLE ROLE AWAY AHHHkys
Oh, you want me to play an ADC Bottom?
Oh, I have to first pick? Because otherwise the solo lanes and my Support will get counter picked?
Team then proceeds to draft absolute dogshit. And then spends the entire game fucking me over.
But don't worry you have a Jungle powerfarming. So both your solo lanes lose and you can't take plates or push.
Meanwhile you have a healslut robot support. That expects you, the fucking squishest motherfucker in the game, to Tank so that they can heal you for less than a hundred hit points.
Just fuck my shit up, Riot!
>>527745489yorick jungle wasn't even a blip on your sad faggot ERPing on 4chan mind until a streamer did it 2 months ago nigger
>>527745351why? they literally signed up for that. just try doing your best and give the adc a free win by playing with your jungler
>>527745340counterpicking is not relevant unless you are bad at the game
>>527745291and he is getting nerfed again
King Phreak. Everything he touches turns to SHIT.
>>527745761>ryze nerfWHAT
>>527745761>fiddle, gp buffsunnecessary. don't care about the rest
good set of nerfs!
>>527745761i still can't believe they look at irelia a champ for handless retards with 59 passives, automatic minion farming that heals her and resets its cooldown, ridiculous mobility, that game-ruining ult, the single biggest non-ultimate CC spell in the entire game, and a "lolxD FUCK YOU XDDD I NO GET STUN XDD" button, and went
>yep needs buffs shes lookin real week
>>527745554No more abusing turbo broken 70% cancerpick to get inflated to a rank you didnt deserve
Youre going to have to play a normal 50% wr picks like everyone else to get there or go back to ur real rank
Deal with it
>>527745761If I don't see a change in the patch notes that says, "Support and Jungle you now have to buttfuck your ADC and kiss his ass for the majority of the game". I'm going postal.
I'm sick and tired of Riot constantly fucking over the Bottom Role and making it the worst fucking thing to play. You are just completely at the mercy of your teammates with zero role protection. Meanwhile, all these other roles get fucking tower protection. Free fucking gold items. And Bottom just gets dicked down and FUCKED!!
>>527745879>>irelia buffLove to see it.
BRO JUST PLAY AN ADC!!! MEANWHILE FUCKING SERAPHINE BOT HAS A 60%+ WINRATE IN BOTTOM!! AND THE OTHER TOP 5 BOTTOM PICKS ARE ALL MAGES!!
BUT WE HAVE TO FUCK OVER THE ENTIRE ROLE BECAUSE ADCS GO BOTTOM AND SURELY THEY DONT GO IN OTHER ROLES TOO!!!
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH RIOT????
just play zyra bot lilbro it's not that hard
>>527746231wooooow you won in tunisialow
>>527746231HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE A STEP BACK AND GO FUCK YOURSELF IN THE FACE!!?!!?!
>>527746289won in your peak yeah
>>527745761>gigacancer dasherino retard champs like irelia get buffed>champs that literally cannot move around on the screen get nerfed + their boots get nerfed + tenacity gets nerfed + their runes get nerfed + ghost cooldown gets increasedriot really doesnt want non-dasherino non-200 year champs to compete huh???
tfw no thick adc cock to fuck me into making silly faces involuntarily
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Sona is really bad right now but I had a really good game where we managed to turn it around and survived on 1hp multiple times! They played Ashe/Bard/Shaco which is lame but I managed to do some great redemptions and ults. I love dawncore :)
>>527746395Sona isn't remotely bad
>>527746416just ban inting supports or introduce vc
>>527746416Make it more appealing to femoids. I've noticed that femoids don't suffer as much from ADHD. So they are perfectly content with sitting back and farming. Spergs with ADHD can't do this because they get bored so they go and int.
>>527746383This post was made by a hairy, balding man in his late 20s
>>527746395well done sona my love
glad to see people playing her despite her being kinda shit rn
WOW!?!?! YOU ARE PLAYING AN ADC NOT IN BOTTOM!?!?! I AM GOING TO COMPLETELY FUCK OVER YOUR LANE FOR GRIEFING!!! DIDNT YOU KNOW ONLY BOTTOM IS FOR ADCS!!!?!?! YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE ADC BOTTOM!!! BBBECAUSE MOM SAID SO!!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULDNT PLAY YOUR ADC CHAMP BOTTOM!!! WOW YOU PICKED AN ADC BOTTOM I AM GOING TO MAKE ALL YOUR TEAMMATES PICK HYPER CARRYS AND FUCK YOU OVER IN BOTTOM!! MAYBE THAT WILL TEACH YOU DIRTY ADC PLAYERS!!
>>527746485>introduce vc>half the supports turn out to be foids>the rest are trannies
>>527746529literally no adc goes in in s15
>>527746395I wish I had Sona support gf
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Sona is LE BAD?!?
>>527746617>hear a woman's voice on support before minions spawn>decide to afk farm until the game ends in defeat
>>527746416YOU MAKE IS SO BOTTOM IS FORCED TO BE PLAYED AROUND BY THE JUNGLER AND SUPPORT!!
what is the ratio between free win / forced loss / actual game?
>>527746752BOTTOM, AS IN THE PLAYER PLAYING THE BOTTOM ROLE, NOT THE ACTUAL BOTTOM LANE.
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>>527746531Thanks anon <3 Praying she gets a buff soon to keep up with the other more poke-y supports or other supports that have better utility, but I still have fun on her :)
>>527746668I'm sure you will someday anon!
>>527746530Meant for
>>527746530 whoops tehe
>>527746530>hairy, balding
>>527746802Unironically, it's 50:50:0
Every game is artificially set by matchmaking to fuel your engagement.
The absolute state of adsissies in Phreak's game.
>>527746530And that's a good thing, as they make for very cute sissies
>>527746994explain how people climb then
>>527746529>I've noticed that femoids don't suffer as much from ADHDfemoid here, i have "adhd" but it's not the hyper boxxy kind just the retarded kind
i also have narcolepsy so adderall kinda fixes both of them
i also think of myself as retarded
>>527746898shes decent at winning games when she has a lead but if youre behind shes terrible and does nothing, but im glad youre still having fun on her cutie
A few small mistakes undoes any joy and ruins my week.
I honestly believe forcing someone to play an ADC Bottom in soloqueue is worse than physical torture.
Don't like sissy posting? Feel free to leave.
>>527747121Woah. You got me there sperg.
I really don't understand why chat mute prevents you from talking in the post-game lobby too
I honestly believe forcing someone to top in bedroom games is worse than mental torture.
>>527747267But are you really topping if you are being forced to? Checkmate, fags.
>>527747121by carrying in general, but riot will always nerf any hard carry strategy
and the moment you plateau and get to your real elo that's when they start throwing in the 30% and 40% win rate teammates
it's just how it's designed that's why there's people in masters and gm with 40% win rates
>>527747258oh no the chat mute is stopping you from chatting in the chat
>>527747124thanks for the blogpost bro
I RP as Sona when I play support and don't communicate, ping or use vc. Is that cute or hot?
>>527747098>Uncs with male pattern baldness make for very cute sissies
>>527747387>he doesnt know about turning a failed male into a sissy
Dude, Bottom is actual dogshit to play. The only way you are saving that role is if you force other people to carry and play around the role.
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>>527747387>Uncsthis you?
I'm an empath so I know what my carry needs me for a quickie without them even having to ask!
>>527744418Heyyy, thank you, I carried even tho I had an inting sivir, let's gooo
>I will blind pick Jinx for my team like a good girl.
>I will get one-shot the second I walk into auto range of the enemy midlaner like a good girl.
>I will spend 60 seconds shooting the toplaner just for him to delete my healthbar with heartsteel proc like a good girl.
>I will be forced to give up the wave or plating to help my jungler force drake like a good girl.
>I will not complain about the fact that my Morgana has not hit a single Q this entire match like a good girl.
>I will try to farm waves to get my 3 item spike but inevitably get drive-by one-shot by the hecarim appearing from my jungle like a good girl.
>I will leave every game's outcome to the whims of my team like a good girl.
>>527747747i look like this and i'm from blue archive too
ngl but i twitch down there when i get called a good girl
How to fix adc
>Make a new item thats Infinity Edge+LDR combined that costs like 7500 gold(the price of both items+600 gold to combine them.) and builds out of Infinity Edge+LDR so adcs have 1 more item slot for some sort of tank or lifesteal item or something to not get 1 shot. And make it RANGED ONLY so Yasuo and Yone dont abuse it to get 100% crit with 1 item and go tank with rest of items.
>>527732480Are you saying she needs to look fatter, or the number needs to be higher?
>AIEEEEEEEEE NO DONT SELFMUTE OR MUTE ALL YOU PIECE OF SHIT, ITS GIVING ME THE ICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CUZ IM A FAT FUCKING FAGGOT AREEEEEEEEE
soloqueueing adc is the modern waterboarding
femoid here
I have a giant 12 inch hairy cock
Champs for this feel?
Why is it so gay in here?
>>527748032gay game+gay website combo
how to REALLY fix ADC
>double ADC range (towers counter shot if you try to outrange them with no minions)
>half their attack speed
>>527748016right here
>>527746530no need to thank me sis
>>527747815Woah mamma, you're hot, you should at me at https://op.gg/lol/summoners/na/FUBgooner-NEET xoxo
Can't you just play like Heimer bot and fuck the entire meta?
Marksmen like Vayne and Ashe are supposed to go mid. The extra xp and ability to farm without constantly getting harassed is essential.
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>>527747938That would ruin the majority of Crit and On-hit builds. Most Crit ADCs don't want Attack Speed. And most On-Hit builds don't want IE.
>>527748189ew so many uncs
>>527748189>15-18 (1 vote)DISCORD NOW
>>527747894(You) good girl
im not going to subscribe to your youtube channel no matter how many times you namedrop yourself
>>527748356unironically take your meds it'll be better
>>527748203>Most Crit ADCs don't want Attack Speedhis idea is shit but this isn't true. i'd say there are 2 types of crit champs. you have AD stackers like MF and Draven and then you have AS crit champs like Jinx, Sivir, Zeri etc. Cait is kind of both.
>>527747990Lmfao underated post
>>527748189riot adding a pause feature in game 5 years down the road because people need to take out their laundry or their baby is crying again
>>527748189Yeah if you're below 25 wtf are you doing here, retards
Go be zoomers playing fortnite and nigger garbage of this variety
>>527747990ive got a fresh one for you
my peak is your playground