Banana Man edition


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>Previous Thread
>>527482208

what class for this feel

Also this OP is TF2 related because there is a map with that song in it.

3 NIGAS
ON CART

Blessed by Banana

>>527774968 (OP)
this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10

>>527775135
Sniper.

wtf is this shit
!nominate banana bay
!rtv

why is tf2g so dead?

>>527776516
Asuka's butt is not that big

>>527776651
You're right, sorry.

WHERE ARE THE BA GENUINE ITEMS!!!?!?!?!?!?

>>527777152
Based

>>527777152
>Zesty wants this

>>527777260
considering most tf2 players aren't pedophiles, I doubt we'd see any BA items

>>527777260
Shupo butt

>stunlocks you 5ft in the air
>shoots you again and kills you

heh epic airshot...

I hate playing engie. Fucking cuck class worse than medic in every way.

Did Zesty win yet?

>>527778002

Winsty Losus

Stop posting softcore pornography, fellow /ba/ggot friends.

Why did /ba/ invade us?

>>527779803
they heard all the drama of pedophiles in the tf2 community and decided they fit right in

Here's a real thread. No idea what this one is but it's off topic and early
>>527780821
>>527780821
>>527780821

>>527780896
Asuka bro, we're staying here. also props on enjoying demofloyd x asuka.

>>527780780
>All the drama of pedophiles in the tf2 community
So like, two people?

>>527780896
>he combats an offtopic thread by making his own offtopic thread

>>527780896
Fuck off

>See player with a trans flag tail
>Press tab
>See a furry anime girl as their avatar

Imagine how peaceful and wonderful Tf2g would be if Zesty won

>>527781881
he wont ever win until he denounces his femoc and stop being a pedo.

>>527780896
thanks for the real thread, I'm moving over

>>527781369
picture of femscout is 5000% more on topic than whatever this shit is

>>527782814
Why do you care so much?

>>527783132
he's permanently online and spams this general just ignore him

It's been a long time coming but I think it's time. Gabe Newell raped me. I was 17 years old. 17 years old. A child. A child visiting the Valve Experience, that haven, that shrine to my favourite team. It was pure magic. I saw the Demoman, the TF2 costumes. My dreams were happening in front my eyes. All but one. I went to the toilet and who should I find lurking in one of the cubicles? Gabe Newell. My hero. The greatest man I had ever known and the man of all my joys. I gasped. He smiled. And leaned in and whispered in my ear "this is going to be fucking awesome." I went into shock. I couldn't move. He bent me over. Somehow my trousers and pants ended up around my ankles. I don't remember how it happened. I must have dissociated. The next thing I remember is him cumming in my bum. I pulled my trousers up and didn't look in his eye as he patted me on the head. I left the toilet and ran to my mum and asked if I could see Engineer. She said no. I became a Overwatch player and anime porn addict soon after. I still suffer every day.

I'm interested in /tf2g/ culture but what this general has become has nothing to do with culture. This place is an asylum for lonely and depressed social rejects who furiously refresh their half dozen 4chan tabs while watching reruns of anime they're nostalgic about, and then getting an endorphine rush when some other lonely and depressed social reject decides to post fempyro nonsense that says absolutely nothing. Because the purpose of these exchanges is not saying anything meaningful or insightful or funny, it's just to simulate some kind of interaction so you feel less inclined to kill yourself due to your lack of life.

>>527784508
Yeah I agree, Just don't bother with /tf2g/ any more. There's no point to talk about it the first place, and, with the pedos currently tearing away at this general's corpse and the jannies blatantly allowing that and/or being one of them, it all just makes this general completely and utterly worthless. Don't waste your energy reporting them, or trying to post normally. It won't work, and it hasn't worked for the past three months.
Leave this place and don't ever look back. Don't even come in these threads any more. Eventually, even the pedos will tire of doing the same awful posts every single day without response. Just let /tf2g/ die.

>>527782814
You have a porn addiction, seek help before you transition and/or groom children

>>527784301
That's very funny, because the other day I was playing on Turbine and this asshole bald mustache engi kept picking up his dispenser every time I went to use it, I thought it was a coincidence at first that he kept moving it every time I went near it but then it became obvious what he was doing, and he was only doing it to me too.

I'm honestly shocked they didn't delete this one since it has nothing to do with tf2

Team Fortress 2 is a game for straight white males which exclusively attracts trannies. I guarantee every poster in this thread has gender dysmorphia at the least. As a result none of the posters have any idea what they are and are therefore incapable of the following:

>relating to anybody else
>understanding anybody else's point of view >accepting the existence of any opinion contrary to their own
>acknowledging any personal fault or failing >changing their minds or developing an idea in any way
>ever growing as a person

/tf2g/ is a self-made hell for society's most worthless dregs. It needs no demons or lakes of fire because its inhabitants will forever torment each other.

I also guarantee that everybody that reads this will think to themselves, "yeah! That describes every /tf2g/ poster perfectly - except me, of course. I'm nothing like the others!"

>>527785118
I think it was just made too late, oh well. Now we have to be in here with the floyd spammer

This is how the BLU Spy sees RED Engineer in Capture the Intelligence

need an asuka medic gf to pocket me while i dom the enemy team with kritz...

any zestysisters want to be be a good boy and kritz me?

Hi everyone. Posting on mobile data to let you all know that janny banned me for 'off-topic' because I dared to post a Team Fortress 2 related meme, all while the pedo posts and futa are still up.
If that is not enough of a sign that pedos are protected by jannies then I don't know what else will be.
I advise you all to just not post here until their slop is permanently banned, or at least head over to r/tf2 where we don't have to put up with insane jannies not doing their job properly.

>>527785430
I like that his arms are as skinny as zestys, this shit is accurate as fuck lol...

I've been archiving/saving particularly bad /tf2g/ threads for a while now, this one was added to my collection.

>got banned yesterday for calling the demofloydnigger out
>now he takes down the other thread with fake reports
Terrible times to be in tf2g

>>527785382
>or at least head over to r/tf2 where we don't have to put up with insane jannies not doing their job properly.

>>527780896
Why the fuck would you ever make a new thread after the schizo-filled shitposting of the last one? Just because the jannies protected it and left it up for a day, in spite of it being 99% blatant samefagging and shitposting, doesn't mean it's worth continuing on from it

>>527785610
why are u announcing you're ban evading and then saying the thing that got you banned again lol

>>527785610
yet just a week ago they banned the floydautist for spamming, it's inconsistent

>>527785734
same reason the floydautist did >382 and literally admitted to ban evading

>>527785430
WAIFUFAG COAL
zesty will never win

Let /tf2g/ die, or just leave it to the schizos who seem to have so much fun pretending to be women ""discussing"" the game. Anyone even remotely sane should leave. It's not worth it.

>>527785345
>Zesty unironically masturbates to this btw

Zesty should make a video on this place, and how demofloyd is culture; once he makes a video it will kill the meme. Everything else we've tried just doesn't work to get rid of the demofloyd autist.

>>527785879
zesty doesn't even go here any more so idek what ya goal is playa

>>527785948
i should know. I am zesty

>>527786176
>implying
he does, regularly.

>>527785734
Why does it matter? Any retard can ban evade in 2025, it's just that the jannies leave this shartoidtranny free to shit the thread daily with his slop spam.

>>527786323
source lil bro

>>527786142
all he'd have to do is say he likes it and he'd stop since the floydautist is obsessed with hating zesty

>>527785610
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT WORKED

>>527786432
nah he just sees people here likes him so he hates to trigger animeposters, dont gaf about zesty beyond that

>>527786432
That's what i'm saying. The floydautist and fempyroautist both love zesty, maybe it'll balance it out!

>>527786369
He admitted it on stream, he just doesn't come here as often... which is code word for he's still here regularly.

wouldn't of happened if we just moved to eight channel

>>527786724
Move to that place. We'll all follow you - NOT! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

>PORN GENERAL SHOAH'D
gooner sistas, dotsylings... this can't be happening. how do we take this L?

having some random shit in the OP of a 12 person general is all the floydcuck has in his life
he's stimming and flapping his little atrophied arms in victory

@BlessedViva summarize the last 350 posts

>>527787204
People make off-topic editions all the time so what's wrong with mine?

>>527787218
No clue, I just finished watching The Phoenician Scheme at the cinema. Can't be a lot of good if you're asking a normie for their opinion on whatever degeneracy has been going on lately lol

>>527780896
hey guys this post just went invis or something

>>527787204
Hey man, stop projecting already

>>527787828
He never really was on our side...

>>527787828
I got it deleted not because of the edition but because they were triggered and decided to make it way after mine.

Also last time people used my thread the futa spammer wasn't spamming any of his degenerate slop, so hopefully it will be the same again this thread.

>>527787828
hey nice, so did these
>>527482396
>>527482128

>>527788459
Wait did someone make this art? it's actually really good

>>527788814
that's not art that's an AI slop photo
and it's not even good he has a third arm lmao

>>527788814
I fucking agree, but this one is even better.

>>527788952
Looks great, i think you should calm down

>>527789001
The Cigarette is misplaced, but it's conceptually pretty good; i like the fempyro banging the mecenaries...

To whoever made that really late thread, maybe next time be active when it's time to make a new thread, and the reason it was early is because people constantly make early threads probably in case of a demofloyd edition, and I'm not the actual demofloyd poster I just find it funny because it makes you people so mad.

>>527789153
I'm not mad I just answered your question lol

>I joined this team just to kill faggots like you.

>>527789430
your tone was passive aggressive, AI art is here to stay whether you like it or not man

>>527789403
how about next time you don't be a little bitch and spam reports on the thread people actually want to use

I love the BLU Sployd images, I like to avatarfag as them because I wish I was him, but unfortunately i'm not a big black man and I don't have a nice suit either. :(

>>527789738
The Fempyro/Asuka poster feel the same way anon, it's ok.

Sployd > Demofloyd

>>527789973
me and who

You may be the demofloyd, but I am the sployd, the genuine article!

>>527790128
Demofloyd actually contributes to the team, having Spies on your team fucking does jack shit.

>>527789973
Demofloyd is the funniest meme /tf2g/ has ever made.

everytime i come back to this general it gets worse, since when did retards start quoting posts?

>>527790680
no, the asuka edits with tf2 items is. Fuck off floydautist.

Why haven't you fags moved on to a better game like deadlock?

>>527790725
Anime girls isn't funny.

>>527790870
TF2 is the best game I have ever played.

>>527778219
all soldiers say this

@527790712
humanposting is long gone

>>527790870
I hardly have time to play video games. Can't be bothered learning new games with stricter guidelines run by China or Israel. TF2 is cooler anyway

>527791074
For me, it's Yoshi's Island

>>527790725
There's no winning with a sharty spammer, the Asukafag is miles better than some nigger posting aislop

>>527790712
This is all that one aspie who got mad at demofloyd and kept feeding him's fault. We told him to stop and he just kept getting mad and insisting anyone who told him to ignore it was just the floydposter too.

>troonsuka and NGE is tf2 related because.. it just is ok?

He's so perfect bros

>>527791387
Racism is bad.

>>527790597
>left one is halloween restricted
>right one can be worn all year round

>>527790870
ugly character designs, generic edgy dreamworks face art style, dark muddy lighting, ugly game

>there's no winning against the snarky snappy spammers even though mods and jannies protect our pedoposts while nuking their woah jacks
they're in depression mode after having their goon pic general deleted. Holy smokes they might actually ACK it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU

>>527791387
I love Asuka it's very tf2 coded, she's a lot like Zesty and its why i enjoy her memes...

>>527792328

Is Pyro transcoded?

Great thread so far, gentlemen.

>>527794549
Fempyro 100%

>>527791936
Halloween restrictions are a testament of how far we've veered from the artstyle
Now the devs are even discussing removing the restrictions entirely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFRiIlZNp_U

today i will remind them

Why is /tf2g/ so dead?

>>527799443
Getting tired of seeing the same posts every thread

>>527776516
gave me inspiration for a new steam pfp so thanks

>>527799617
^^ don't forget to join the group too!

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2

>>527799443
you guys finally got real schizos so now people dont come to your shitty threads, im only here cause theres no /v/ thread

>Ninja Spy could never beat a drunk Scottish cyclops and a Dinosaur

>>527799718
>7. If you are cisgender, we ask that you don't request to join the group. It is meant to be a safe space exclusively for transgender people.
I'm now making my own TF21 group with a no nigger safe space, failure for valve to allow this is discrimination!

>>527799617
>>527799880
How is this character TF2 related?

>>>527800615
omygah....

>>527799718
>Administrators: Freesia, Ascended
Love me some familiar faces on /tf2g/

>>527801462
uh theres a mod for the spy for her.

>>527801767
What a cringe mod, also shit music too.

What happened here?

>>527801695
That guy is insane

>>527801858
erm stfu, look at this kino combination of my waifu and tf2.

>>527802193
>my waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto

remember when someone went full schizo and accused random people of being DF cause of an OP with 5 birds in it?

>>527802567
Some people here think that every post they don't like is from the demofloyd poster.

>>527802567
I mean some guy has taken a screenshot of everything related to demofloyd, from bans to nonsense post and categorized it; if that hasnt clued you into who the real schizo is then i dont know what will.

im addicted to mvm..

>>527804013
porn addiction and gambling addiction?!

>>527804013
rosie is better

>>527802527
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8c/Sniper_thanksfortheheal03.wav

***/TF2G/ STATUS REPORT***

BLEEP BLOOP

TOTAL IMAGES AT TIME OF POSTING (OP INCLUDED): 34

TOTAL ANIME-RELATED IMAGES: 14

TOTAL TF2-RELATED IMAGES: 14

OTHER: 6

CONCLUSION:

INSUFFICIENT TF2-RELATED IMAGES

EXCESSIVE ANIME-RELATED IMAGES

BLEEP BOOP

***END OF STATUS REPORT***

>>527806534
will you update within every hour or something

Do (You) want to know what the Sniper truly needs?
A new secondary that shoots bullets. Preferably a submachine gun.

>>527806534
a complete lack of webms im noticing as well

>>527806534
More pictures of Sniper it is then

>>527806897
I'm more surprised he never got a Boomerang, not even as a cosmetic

>>527806907
here you go

>>527806907
got chu

>>527806907
here's the webm you requested
Also, is baby face's blaster with the cleaver any good?

>>527807347

>>527804013
i got a boyfriend and that cured my depression and addiction

w-what do?

>>527808072
stop being a furry

>>527808030
What are you, gay?

Why does b4nny always use the shahanshah on sniper? is it actually good chat?

What a fucking awful thread

>>527800615
faggot

>>527807165
lmfao

>>527808072
:3 and UwU like always

>>527808212
>What a fucking awful thread
>on /tf2g/

>>527808429
You're making it worse.

>>527809214

>>527806897
>>527807129
A boomerang would be cool but I can’t think of a way to implement it that wouldn’t make him broken/more annoying than he already is

>>527809249
Cirno culo

>>527807129
Even engie got one
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Wingstick

If tf2 could have one collab which would you pick?

Im saying neon genesis evangelion, an mvm event with them would go so hard.

>>527808072
why, say I hate furries and leave the lobby of course

>>527811496
I pick the best time travel kino of all time.

>>527811496
BA

goodnight sleepy tf2gs

>>527812203
I can get behind this or even something like full metal alchemist; all mvm themed of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buY1FlQhgRs
>shutter doors can literally bend rocket trajectories
>teammates can bounce your pipes and they still count as 100 damage directs
>dropped weps can block shutter doors
This game is so broken lol

>>527808030
faggot

>>527811496
Kivotos Battlegrounds

>>527812315
i love u konata poster

>>527808072
furries btfo

>>527813169
>furry cp
oh its one of those retards that think that lolisho or cub is the same as actual child porn XD

>>527813298
uhhh don't groom me thanks!!!!!!!!!!!! get away from me

>>527812203
This anime was shit.

>>527811496
tf2 x kung pow

>>527813553
I love kung-pow, but it's not really fitting of tf2...

>seeing furchads makes people so seethe so hard they have to votekick
not the own you think it is, sweetie. we just requeue :3

>>527813917
Tf2 is a furrycoded game THOUGH

total floyd victory

>>527814057
yes furries are unbothered by being driven out from online spaces, that's why they act like internet jews and lobby to become moderators everywhere they can to protect their porn addict cliques from any crtiicism
this is tf2 related btw, i'm sure you've been on some community sever like this

>>527814042
I mean, the other replies aren't very fitting either

i wish they kept doing decorated weapon/war paint campaigns, it was a win-win for everyone

>>527811496

>>527815503
they probably would if they didn't have a workshop system that relied on cases to pay for the item contributors, because valve is absolutely too lazy to make more war paint collections in house to use for another campaign, pretty sad

>>527815953
i'd happily take more "Teufort Collection" style war paints where it's just map textures

>I main pyro

>>527814057
Be slightly realistic man, no one likes furries or tranneis in tf2, it's just they're a loud minority that has been tolerated man...

>>527815706
The average person on the internet now wouldn't know what Homestar Runner is, and if they did they wouldn't understand the humor.

>>527817302
You're overdoing it, try to be more subtle

>>527817617
I'm really not, it's the truth.

>>527817302
Furry pound has been a lighthouse of the TF2 server browser. Even during the darkest times, it stood tall and gave people an option to play vanilla TF2, for probably over a decade now

>>527815706
soul and based

>>527817842
Skial*

>>527818001
if you played on skial at all in the past decade you probably played against bots

>>527818001
Skial has always been trash.
Fake pings, scummy behavior, predatory practices, you name it

>>527802567
the problem with your sad gaslighting attempt is he literally announced he was going to do it and then took credit for it, couldn't be more cut and dried lmao
>>527774256
>>527788757

>>527818927
I'm not demofloyd.

>>527818982
yet you wear his clothes and act like him, at that point are you not also him? if you act like a duck and quack like a duck, you might as well be a duck

>>527818167
Every player I've played against is a bot

>>527818927
you're literally angry that a person made a thread
not even a thread about DF. just that he made a thread
take a chill pill and post some sick ass frags

>>527819076
Because I find the meme funny and it makes you mad.

>>527819421
>>527819484
bro I'm not mad I'm just laughing at that sad attempt of gaslighting when the confession is right there on the table, that's hilarious

>he's not mad guys
>he'll just spend the next 200 posts complaining why he's mad
lol

Demofloyd stopped being funny threads ago.

>>527819869
stopped being funny a year ago more like

I preferred it when the Demofloyd poster used Venusian Rapper memes instead

>>527819952
and it's still the funniest meme /tf2g/ can come up with.

>>527820238
forget it anon, it's more than had its time. it's time you let it go and move on to new memes like snaildier

got me to giggle
https://youtu.be/Me8uu3GpDP8

>>527818001
skial has fake bot players and the other one is just furfaggotry, what really stood tall was casual servers who could fend off bots before they were taking over

Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi

>>527823279
Plot twist: It was him.

>>527823269
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.

>>527823279
Plot twist:it was me

>>527823734
>anime fempyro
Bro you dropped your based department ID

which one looks the best?
1. modest pile vivid plasma
2. modest pile kill-a-watt
3. law circling tf logo

where is he now

>>527824440
fucking thing didn't paste
https://youtu.be/S_IIYjA_AK8

>>527823734
this but femscout

>>527824302
specifically with the halo? vivid plasma kinda acts like a bootleg sunbeams and works

>>527824302
1

>>527824302
law sucks but circling logo is great

>>527824747
yea the halo has to stay

>>527823947
Anime isn't based.

>>527825047
based on what?

>>527823947
voice (me): thanks!

>>527825047
yes it is, here's a tissue for your tears

Uhm... can we get Valve to rename this achievement?
Demoknight gaming

>>527827497
Shame spy is not asian.

>>527825850
so true sister

Had a person join the chat named TransfemErin and I chuckled my fucking guts out that someone would name themselves that, even ironically. Shit was funny

>>527829894
It's a mental sickness

The offshore website finally updated.
https://offshore.teamfortress.community/

>>527836814
ip grabber

>>527822636
hey aren't you a pedophile?

>>527807129
>>527810093
They did try a boomerang: https://youtube.com/shorts/RHqE9_6O4eA

>>527837356
Tbf he has authority to call other furfags out then, they're 100% of them pedos

You thought you were going to play TF2 the way you wanted today? Sorry kiddo, pablo.gonzalez.2009 equipped the gunslinger so it looks like you're going to be spending the entire game taking care of these as they pop up everywhere like aimbotting weeds so that other people are allowed to play the classes you wanted to play, better luck next time pal.

>>527836814
Holy fuck! The Summer Update 2025 is here!

>>527838245

>>527838245
Why can't you upgrade mini sentries?

>he can't upgrade his mini sentries
ngmi

https://youtu.be/lHBZ1nGNS

>>527841938
Does it increase in size when you upgrade it?

>>527838245
it's a stationary, low-health target. are you just bad? you should git gud.

>>527836814
https://youtu.be/lHBZ1nGNS-s

Why is Gabe Newell so fat?

>>527842665
>Team Fortress 2
>Half-Life 2
>Half-Life 2: Episode 2
>Portal 2
>Left 4 Dead 2
Because he always goes for seconds

>>527842570
Is there a single community project that doesn't destroy itself from within

>>527842523
no but i've got something else that will increase in size when you smack it..........

>>527842850
No, and its why we are cursed to never have another invasion tier update again. We would have to start our own community that kills drama and preferably excludes the emporium just to maybe get there again

>>527842570
>can we get it to 16???

>>527842850
no, and the reason they always collapse is because the emporium is either involved from the get-go or they just crawl their way into the project after the announcement.

>>527844154
>they just crawl their way into the project after the announcement.
Yeah, I was looking at the Offshore 'cord and the instigator was apparently Chickenman, same Emporium guy who tried to sneak a trans flag onto the Carry Van

>>527844325
yes. and the guy running the offshore project actually kicked chickenman, but since the rest of the troonporium is already there they just convinced him that chickenman is a good boy who dindu nuffin and the guy just let chickenman back in

Is Jeremy a twink?

>>527846015
He used to box and stuff so no not really

yooooo where the good tf2 maps at

>>527846892
ctaf_land

>>527846892
they are all on uncletopia

>>527847276
i'm not playing on that diddy server

>>527799617
What is it?

>>527844325
every emptroonium member should be 'oxxed and a 6 ton nigerium bomb dropped on their dumb fuck skulls. get these parasites out of our game

>>527844132
timestamp?

Froyo kinda sucks this season
It's not even b4nny's fault, it just seems like the team's overall skill and cohesion has decayed

idk if it makes you guys happy but dota has it's own bot problem of sorts now and valve isn't doing anything about it either

>>527855112
Nice, they've had it too good for too long

hmmm
i wonder what sniper mains look like

>>527855246
I don't think anyone here has been here this long to have it but there's a picture of sappho (one of the trannies in charge of creators.tf) dressed up like sniper
like that

>>527800615
KEK

>>527813298
but it is? :/

https://youtu.be/jboHZUeUYOc

>>527837558
That's pretty neat I wonder what was their actual reason for not including it

Team Fortress 2 would still be regularly updated if Demoman won the war update.
Everyone knows Soldier is just easy mode Demoman, with his larger health pool and substantially lower skill floor. Even though Soldier “won” the war update, these raw numbers don’t account for the fact that, save for epic airshots, the average rocket launcher kill took drastically less skill to achieve than the average grenade launcher kill, so they should be punished. Soldier’s rocket launcher kills should be worth 3/5ths of a Demoman’s grenade launcher frag.

Spy having the kunai doesn’t make any fucking sense.
Spy is French. Why would he use a JAPANESE FARMING TOOL as a weapon?

>>527860271
demoman is the second best class in the game brochacho, demoman is easier in that sense

>>527860624
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Shogun_Pack

Why does the loose cannon sometimes completely freeze people in their tracks and other times it will knock them back a substantial distance? Does the knockback only happen in the event of a successful double donk?

>>527859287
>anti-bagboy posters are iToddlers

>>527860624
Spy trained under a japanese master. There's a picture on his wall with him in Expiration Date.

>>527859287
>bagboy haters are iCHADllers
Not big souprice

Late Night Dead General
Post more Sniper

Can someone enlighten me on the latest castawaytf drama?

>>527814393
but enough about trannies

>>527838245
Minis are basically only a nuisance to scouts. At worst they're as annoying as a level 1 sentry. A jag engineer could run around doing minisentry strats with level 1s and it wouldn't get as much complaints despite being stronger than a mini. In fact, I want to try to do that now, it would be funny.

>>527818001
they hated him for speaking the truke!

>>527855426
faggot

>>527867209
do not project your homosexual desires onto me homo

>>527859287
I went looking through my gallery earlier yesterday and I was reminded that these sorts of posts have been made many years ago in /tf2g/. People just love to try to match me up with the thread's flavor of the month

haaaiiiiiiiii

update da yo?

>>527860624
So true, that’s why his stock knife is a balisong from the Philippines
Wait a minute…

>>527807347
>Also, is baby face's blaster with the cleaver any good?
not bad but I'd opt for the pocket pistol instead, not having a pistol to fallback on with only 4 shots on your primary kinda sucks

>>527822104
>scoutspymedeng
>scout
????????????????????????

Every single payload map squashed together in a single gigantic map, each one connected by the final point of the previous. Would you play it?

>>527871353
I'd be lucky if my team were able to even push beyond one point as my pocket and I wiped down the enemy teams. Buncha useless cunts that don't know how to push the cart

When a pair of Steam friends invite you to MGE

>>527863360
a bunch of s@yfags in europe got pissed that their votekicks got removed around march because they abused it by kicking off random players who just joined. naturally, they bitched about it the next month. they got their votekicks back in may only for them to start abusing votekicks again, so they got perma-muted and their votekick privileges removed. since they had nowhere else to go, they made their own server instead while talking ill of castaway and spreading baseless rumors.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1kjjhim/got_kicked_from_castaway_community_server_for_no/

>>527856331
but its not though? because no real children are harmed in lolisho or cub porn, you fucking idiot
(You)

there willl never be a better game to play while drunk that team fort defense fortress l2 the second

>>527836814
>Had to completely overhaul the website after Overlord's meltdown
Lel

>>527875530
grrrrrrrrrr

>>527842850
Nope, even something as simple as a Heavy boxing tournament turned into a massive scam

how do I run a tf2 scam

>>527881060
set up 10000 accounts adding people with tf2 valuables in their inventory and sending phishing links to them
at least 1 dumbass will click

>>527874845
still is 3bh

>>527882371
I want to run a big one like holiday puncherinos

>>527882920
lol
lmao

it is not as harmful to children but it still perpetuates a form of content that serves no purpose other than to satisfy the sexual urges of pedophiles which (You) are and also you are a faggot and if you cannot handle being called a pedo or a faggot online without needing to write a book on why lolicon or cub porn is okay you need to kill yourself immediatly

>>527885253
https://vocaroo.com/1dLiIAJPt3sy

>>527885454
keep your IP grabber to yourself ped, not clicking that shit

>>527868887
i need a qrd on the hog on the right

>>527851909
2:30

>>527888070
That was me circa 2017. Maybe 2018? I had a nosebleed that lasted damn near an hour at a previous job. I was dumbfounded at how long it lasted, I wanted to commemorate it with a selfie while holding my phone and power bank up. It was a running joke online that I had 3-4 fingers because the other fingers were obscured by the aforementioned devices, and posted it on my Snapchat story. I forgot if me or someone else posted the selfie elsewhere, maybe discord or even here, and it'd get meme'd around here in the Team Fortress 2 general of 4chan and my old discord server

My favorite class is the Medic and Pyro. Unfortunately for me, everybody in Casual is fucking God awful and not worthy of my heals, so I spend a majority of the time suffering through Pyro and carrying 1 helpless shitters

>>527818180
Skial was mostly vanilla for the longest, they have non vanilla servers that you rightfully dislike.

>>527882920
It is, don't let anyone tell you that lusting after depictions of children is normal. If you see it in a TF2 sever or community you unironically have every right to tell them it's not alright.

>>527874845
Would you be comfortable letting someone who you know jerks off to loli and cub porn babysit your kids for the night?

>>527889358
>if god had wanted me to live, he would not have created fentanyl!

tf2?

>>527891356
where?

Woke up this morning
Got myself a hat
Mama always said you'd be
The tenth one

nothing more fun than doing subtle trolling in mvm
why yes ill play engi and never upgrade dispenser range, i love seeing the hightours get upset

>>527891356

Trolling players by pretending to be a furry

>>527893481
What went so horribly wrong?

>>527893612
Greedy homo parasites like Diva Dan, Neo Dement, etc simply could not fatham that anything besides their troon companions should get items into tf2...

>>527893526
>pretending

One time I was in a South American server and we was all doing the kazotsky kick, then I decided to type in the chat "i don't like furries" and a Spy wearing a shark head stopped dancing and backstabbed me.

look at this cutie

I love raping people with my Dragon's Fury while playing as Pyro

>>527893739
Yes, after all I'm only pretending to suck their cock through TF2 game chat.

I love raping people with my Ullapool Caber while playing as Caberknight

>>527894213
Engineer isn't cute.

>>527893739
based based based
post more

>>527895857
cringe cringe cringe*

>>527893739
Ankha sexo

>>527893481
Nu-TF2 fans should stop defending these future predators

>>527891009
no but i also wouldn't be comfortable with anybody who plays TF2 doing it either

>>527895857
>>527896325
playing some casual tf2 atm!

>>527852471
it's 100% his fault if no one (good) wants to play with him.

>>527896325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto

>>527852471
he's washed

What are the current ongoing tf2 projects? Anybody know of anything someone is working on that isn't offshore?

I'm specifically looking for someone updating tf2s code to a more modern version of source engine

>>527894971
i wish cream would suck my cock after a nice round on defense

>>527898185
PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!

>>527896628
>QoS
nvm kys

>>527896628
>spade
Based soldier main

>>527898436
did you not see the black hand in previous post lmao

>>527898185
me too bro

>>527898726
I thought she was getting fucked by an anubian jackal or something
Clearly my mistake unfortunately

>>527898185
>>527898743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto

what class would cream be

>>527899783
>>>/r/eddit

>>527900172
>If you don't want to have sex with a cartroon bunny you aren't a real 4channer!

yes

>sharty analogy
lol

>>527898185
It's the Soldier who would suck your dick lmao

>>527900650
>>527900650
>>If you don't want to have sex with a cartroon bunny you aren't a real 4channer!
trvke

Why is this general full of mental sickness?

>Cor imagine shoving my huge cock inside that mouth, that would be the best feeling ever!

sounds unequivocally based to me
anyway i hope we get lushbowl for the summer update

>>527901716
MEGUMIN

>>527899840
Scout before the Sandman nerf

>recent schoolshooter in austria
>was a comp tf2 player
>avatar history list bunch of tranime
weebs are so mentally ill its unreal

MYM Quickiebomb Launcher > Release Quickiebomb Launcher
>>527902639
What do you think about Tsutomu Miyazaki and Shinji Aoba?

>>527902639
The biggest red flag is all of the w*sternslop and Astolfo, his taste was pretty good otherwise, especially the fact that he knows Asuka is inferior to Rei.

>>527902639
>edgy teen to troon out phase to edgy troon
kekw

She's a gunshot bride

How do you create team fortress 2 webms? I had the funniest thing happen to me, during humiliation, a demoman tried to kill me with his caber, but i moved to the right and caused him to hit the wall and kill himself, but I couldn't record it.

>>527893612
autistic and/or mentally ill trans pedo's left unchecked in a video game
>in this case TF2
trying to make money for rent since mom is threatening to cut the internet off

niggers

Why are Replays disabled in Valve servers?

>>527907750
suck!

>>527907750
>>527908010
Racism is bad.

What is your favorite weapon for each class?
>Scout
FaN
>Soldier
Beggar's Bazooka
>Pyro
Third Degree
>Demoman
Tied between the Loose Cannon and the stock grenade launcher
>Heavy
KGB
>Engineer
Widowmaker
>Medic
Overdose
>Spy
YER
>Sniper
Machina

>>527901716

Update this week bros

Game general
Dead dead

>Not a single Offshore item gets added
Eric please do it for the funny

>>527911860
Please...

>>527909001
>Scout
Shortstop
>Soldier
Cow Mangler 5000
>Pyro
Phlogistinator
>Demoman
Ullapool Caber
>Heavy
Tomislav
>Engineer
Frontier Justice
>Medic
Crusader's Crossbow
>Spy
Ambassador
>Sniper
Fortified Compound

Love it.

>>527912124
This is unironically the optimal Wutville experience

>thinking not having a medic is optimal on any map

>>527902639
I thank Christ every day He made me a normie

>>527907000
you can record gameplay with steam game recorder. but that doesn't help you record things in the past
If you set it up to record demos you can play them back and use steam game recorder then
if you want to generate the webm. You have to use FFmpeg or some frontend to it. some anon here recommended a tool from github but I forget which

>>527912995
any stream today

>>527913167
Yeah sure, but it probably won't be until 6 PM cause I wanna get a meal after the shift I've had today. Phew

>>527913364
Sounds good.

>>527909001
>Scout
FaN
>Soldier
Air Strike
>Pyro
Detonator
>Demo
Loose Cannon
>Heavy
Huo Long Heater
>Engineer
Wrangler
>Medic
Quick Fix
>Spy
YER
>Sniper
Fortified Compound
I really like increased mobility or just fucking around as a subclass kek

>>527915312
Quick-Fix isn't a weapon.

>>527909001
>scout
stock scattergun
>soldier
stock rocket launcher
>pyro
stock flame thrower
>demoman
stock pipes
>heavy
stock minigun
>engineer
stock shotgun
>medic
stock crossbow
>sniper
stock sniper rifle
>spy
stock revolver

>>527918258
crossbow isn't stock

>>527918792
shut up

>>527869303
He’s there in their hearts anon

>>527912124
Good shot, mate!

>>527912124
4 of the most overpowered gamebreaking, unstoppable class on your team?
Lucky you, pal!

>>527909001
>Scout
Baby Face's Blaster
>Soldier
Original or Direct Hit
>Pyro
Back Scratcher
>Demoman
Loch or Loose Cannon
>Heavy
KGB
>Engineer
Frontier Justice
>Medic
Blutsauger and Solemn Vow
>Sniper
Huntsman
>Spy
Big Earner + Ambassador

>>527891295
GEEEG

>>527922062
>Original
Gay

>>527909001
>Scout
Stock Scattergun and pre-nerf BFB
>Soldier
Black Box and Disciplinary Action
>Pyro
Dragon's Fury
>Demoman
Loose Cannon and Quickiebomb Launcher
>Heavy
Tomislav, Warrior's Spirit
>Engineer
Pomson 6000
>Medic
Blutsauger and Crusader's Crossbow
>Sniper
Sydney Sleeper and Classic
>Spy
Enforcer

>>527902639
>The average sniper man

>>527912124
>4 snipers
Lucky bastard

>>527925651
>Pomson 6000
Shit.

>>527912124
get real

>>527912124
>>527928847
we need chadcle dane to fix this
we need class limts
NOW

>>527929061
>groomed by dane

>>527912124
If I see 4 of any class I'm actually obliged to be the 5th sorry that's the official tf2 rules

>there are people in this general groomed by zesty jesus

Just take away Sniper's melee crits and noscope and that's enough.

I prefer fat magic

Hey anons I'm selling all my shit to buy MGS master collection. Last thing I need to sell is this bovine blazemaker black box that's minimal wear. It's the lowest price on steam community market right now, thanks for reading

>>527895315
Engineer is the cutest faggot

>>527769758
play comp so you can feel like the shit player

>>527807347
>baby face's blaster
meme weapon, but if you find it fun its totally okay to use, its just not as well rounded as stock and does much less damage

>new division where only people with no comp league history are allowed to play in
does this make competive less intimidating or is it the same as the old system?

>North America
PC Gamer releases an Article on the recent Denver Fireside LAN
RGL announces the Disrupt cup, a fundraiser cup where donators can disrupt and affect the games. Donations will go twoards RGL LAN this July
RGL Lan will happen in Localhost Philly, July 18-20th 2025
RGB Lan 8 in Oaks, September 5-7th 2025
>Europe
poland.tf Highlander LAN event cancelled by runner supra due to low signups. Hes made the announcement on TF.TV only.
New "Fresh" division in ETF2L for players who are new to competitive. Also new rules, partly due to Odin's exploits: https://etf2l.org/2025/05/27/afs-rule-updates-june-2025/
>Asia & Australia
Highlander showmmatch between top Aussie and top Asian HL players: https://www.teamfortress.tv/65724/pacific-showdown-the-ultimate-east-vs-south-clash

>>527909001
>Scout
scattergun
>Soldier
Rocket Launcher
>Pyro
Flamethrower
>Demoman
Grenade Launcher
>Heavy
Minigun
>Engineer
Wrench
>Medic
Medigun
>Spy
Knife
>Sniper
Sniper Rifle

>>527933939
>w-we need to bridge THE GAP
comp troons, you already lost no one wants your shit

>>527929061
actually soldier is a well-rounded generalist (Robin Walker term referring to classes that are good at most scenarios) so he really doesnt need a classlimit
just like how scout rushes could potentially achieve objectives super fast but in real scenarios they usually just get rolled by heavier classes

>yesterday: constantly hitting airshots, dominating tryhard teams by myself, god gamer mode
>today: just kinda okay again

it's so fucking over bros...

>>527936205
Please take an actual look at the RGL league table. This season, just like most in the recent past, the majority of the league is made up of new players in the Amateur and Newcomer division (~68 teams). Invite generations come and go and the game moves on.

classes/loadouts for this feel?

>>527938863
Scout with self mades/community items

>>527911860
I can only hope this happens, but sadly all of them are made by the tf2shitporium.

This silly question just hit me. Who are the original creators of VSH? Did they get their cut for creating this gamemode when Vscript version was officially added to the game?

>>527943503
sorry only the emporium gets the money

>>527943503
>Yes, I made VS Saxton Hale. Which one? Both!
From LizardOfOz's twitter

>>527943503
as far as i know they get a cut from map stamps, not from the map itself being added

>>527943503
its funny you mention this
original DoTA started as a mod for Warcraft 3, similar to how original TF started as a mod to Quake
then blizzard got so scared of missing out on another multi-million dollars worth gamemode that their ToS for new RTS releases has them claim total ownership of any custom gamemode made for their game
TF2 instead simply asks the community to make all the content, mods, maps for the, and them gives them like 20% of the profit while basically doing no work

>decide to check the deadlock general because it got a patch
>people are seething at shallow god over something I don't exactly understand
The more things change... the more they stay the same

>>527944247
Quiet, you
*sprinkles salt all over you*

>>527944323
Murdering a fellow tf2g'er is against the law, you're going to Jail.

Sniper mains... i have good news
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72RkA_Lc6TM

>>527944247
why did try hards sperg out and ruin inhouses... not shallow god he's alright

I miss this motherfucker like you wouldn't believe.

>>527944247
My favorite is when they call him an aimbotter to webms where he misses 50% of his shots because mobababs can't aim
>>527944574
I like the HH because it has a silencer

which one should i watch

>>527945290
>who should heavy shoot first
Pyro. Fuck pyro. All good players hate pyro.

>>527945290
maps by osha violations, the most racist tf2 merc one is hot garbage

>>527945290
Watch TF2 - Dictation Disaster

>>527944416
Jannies don't like this image.

>>527945837
it's tf2 related.

>>527945238
I recall posts on here calling him an autoreflector whenever he posted clips of basic ass predictive airblasts

>do good enough on a spy round I get told to kill myself
God I've missed this feeling, there's no other class in any shooter to make sniper cowards seethe so much

>>527902639
what's his steam profile?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wj_mPGSRFM
>i could not play on this shit any longer. first day on this cfg, got eyestrain and headache. would not recommend. i will be switching back to normal now.
wtf spymains literally cannot play the game unless it looks like a PS1 game?

>>527949058
https://steamcommunity.com/my/profiles/7656112832189

>>527945837
Jannies rightfully don't like Tavish being compared to a criminal.

>>527945837
They really don't, I got banned a few months ago for posting it and nothing else while at the same time posts with pictures of unrelated anime characters from gacha games or whatever stay up forever, and yet they throw a tantrum and coordinate mass reports to get Floyd edits deleted and the poster banned

>>527949774
this guy is a groomer

>>527950392
I think someone repeatedly breaking rules and crying about getting banned is the real one throwing a tantrum tbqhfam

>How it feel's to be a Heavy Main and have a medic gf

>>527902639
>was a comp tf2 player
Proof?

>>527950392
It's because it's racist to post images that show a crying black man getting detained by a white police officer like that.

>>527951137
We heavy mains get all the Medic bitches

>>527951137
>>527951515
damn bagboy looks like that??

>>527951515
Why is he so fat?

>>527951743
Strange Stickybomb Launcher

>>527951743
Scottish Space Program

>>527951743
cookies n cream

>>527951743
Demoman's Loose Anus

>>527951743
file.png

>>527951743
Fuck off, Soldier!

>>527951743
I stole this

>>527951743
I goon to Ralsei

>>527951743
George Floyd's Loose Anus

>>527951743
Christian Weston Chandler

>>527952361
you leave him alone

>>527951743
Shupo cannon

>>527951743
Loose Ass

>>527951743
I bought this at a pawn shop

>>527951743
Demofloyd's Fentanyl Cannon

>>527951743
My Anus

>>527951743
URANUS

>>527951743
Fempyro is my wife

>>527951743
3 NIGAS ON CART

>>527951743
Gooner and Proud

>>527951743
Follow me on bluesky

>>527953208
kek

>>527953208
Lame.

Total gooner victory

>>527953208

>>527868931
Maybe next week

>>527953469
jarvis, activate fempyro pornography

>>527953469
To my trans gf Swallow Rod

>>527953469
jarvis, activate blue archive pornography

>>527953469
add me on steam for erp

>>527953208
>>527953623

>>527909001
>Scout
Cleaver
>Soldier
Original
>Pyro
Rake
>Demoman
Loose Cannon
>Heavy
kgb
>Engineer
Jag
>Medic
Kritz
>Sniper
Huntsman
>Spy
Kunai

>>527953659
KEK

>>527953208
>>527953623
BASED

>>527953623
NIce

>>527953623
Behold your winner!

>>527953958
>>Soldier
>Original
Cringe.

>>527954221

>>527953958
based

>>527954226
Spoken like a Beggars user, maggot

>>527954528
How did you know?

>>527951743
I masturbate to Megumin

>le joke... is porn

>>527955117
yes

>>527955117
lol, someone replied to me with this pic once when i owned them and exposed their oldfag larp, good times..

oldfag worship is mental illness

>>527949083
I think I prefer reddit spytubers to nolifer spies who make fun of them.

>>527956234
this unironically

Why is /tf2g/ so dead?

>>527959087
people are tired of you

don't tell him about the actual thread everyone's in

>>527959087
people are tired of the guy below you

>>527959167
Bit mean.

How do we fix /tf2g/?

by banning zesty jesus discussion

By posting even more Sniper, more often

>>527961294
By welcoming in refugees from /bag/.

>>527963457
Big Asses General?

>>527966128
zased

Who killed /tf2g/?

Zesty Jesus did

Why does he call himself Zesty Jesus? Is it because he's gay and looks like Jesus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKmoPbXQB5k

I did not care for Emesis Blue.

Emesis mid would've been better if it was a lovecraftian horror story rather than your classical "hurr durr both sides are le evil"

>>527971141
How can you say that? It's like the perfect tf2 thriller movie. References to Resovoir Dogs, Jacob's Ladder, THE SHINING!!! How can you say you didn't care for it??

Fortress Films made a grave mistake. He peaked early with Spy's Disguise, which truly overshadowed his subsequent projects. You can't realistically outdo Spy's Disguise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MiJWNkmWfs

>>527971817
It insists upon itself. It insists upon itself.
It’s like 2 hours long, it takes forever getting in, and it has terrible voice acting instead of sentence mixing.
I loved “Spy’s Disguise”. That is my answer to your question.

I didn't watch Emesis Blue so I have no opinion on it. However I hate how it seems to have spawned dozens of "TF2 horror" clones about le evil source engine being corrupted

the engineer bled at me and i pissed my pants in fear

Emesis mid would've been a lot better if it had ai voices instead of va slop

>>527973738
or they could have just gotten competent actors

>>527971141
I never saw it or any of the videos about it literally my only info is from memes posted in the itt

>>527971141
It’s fine. Very nice for an amateur film maker. Too many references and not enough substance and maybe a little too ambitious but it shows potential.

>that random ingame soldier voice line scream in emesis blue that didn't fit in at all

>>527968293
I did

>>527961294
/tf2g/ needs to evolve into /ffg/ and change the discussion to be about fortress forever

>>527983943
why'd you post a plain photo of 2fort

Nobody wants Quickplay back. It’s a tiny minority of reactionary, antisocial weirdos. They’ve been running the gauntlet, whining for the past two weeks because their internet father told them to.
Let me put something into perspective, for that tiny minority. Valve has invested at least 100,000 USD into Casual mode. This is the lower end of software investment. To say they have no incentive to bring back an old, clunky system which they spent tens of thousands replacing is an understatement.
The more likely scenario is that they either update casual again, or add some minor tweaks, which is basically what most of the community actually wants anyway. Of course, Valve being Valve, it’s more likely they do nothing at all, since their revenues aren’t impacted, and the game itself isn’t impacted either.

>>527985803
I think it's generally understood that everybody wants casual to be updated to be similar to quickplay, not some kind of code reversion back to 2014. Only retards think Valve would ever do the latter

Zesty Jesus has been apparently drafted by Israel’s IDF, I didn’t knew that double nationality Americans-Israelis are called too
>IDF drafting intensifies
>No more tranime posts
TBD

>>527986525
>when you see a fellow sniper on the field
do other classes feel this bros?

>>527985803
I think the failure of Overwatch is a bigger reason why Valve would want to retvrn to tradition and get rid of casual mode, it's not so much because ZestyJesus is commanding people to demand the quickplay system back.

>>527990886
erm... I can see her breasticle

Is there anything more sad than a heavy using tomislav? It's an open 'hey I'm a faggot loser that can't even play hold left guy without a retard enabler' sign

>>527985803
nobody wanted casual either and yet here we are

>>527945480
>>527945485
thanks for the recs

>>527902639
>comp
link to his RGL ?

>friends only play casual
>invite them to a Mobster server
>they have a blast
99% of the reason casual is popular is just convenience
>b-but vanilla servers are hard to find
because valve provides thousands of vanilla servers so people who want to play vanilla sadly go to MM
>>527990886
Regardless of OW, Valve wanted to modernize TF2 with a Matchmaker. I hate modernity

>>528001293
>mobster
Workshop slop

>>527951183
>>528001107
https://archive.ph/056DR
https://archive.ph/6jpHk

Graz student took 50

>>527902639
will the compfag news guy be adding this to his news copypasta?

how is sniperanon today

>>528002092
do highlander players really

>>527836814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hznIdeqKrE
If they actually add these new weapons then it'll be based.

>>528012324
THIS IS SO FUCKING EPICCC
I CANT WAIT TO TRY THESE NEW WEAPONS

>people still believe that the offshore project is "official"
>not only that, but they believe that valve will add new weapons
lmao how much of a fucking newfig merc badge are you

>>528014526
>you
are you talking about tf2g because of i've seen no one believe it's official

New weapons would be cool, but I have zero faith in nu-valve to actually made decent weapons that won’t be crippled by over design like the Dragon's Fury or boring stat swaps.

Valve has no excuse not not just add this entire update
https://offshore.teamfortress.community/index.html

>>528015782
Even statswaps would be a good start, it's not like we expect Valve to give Demoknight the Greatsword of Radahn from Elden Ring. They're probably not going to add anything fancy after 8 years of adding nothing.

>>527776563
Because tf2 is dead

>>528017132
Incorrect.

>>528017053

>>528024128
would demofloyd do this to engie's kid while staying at Fempyro's house?

>>527985803
>Valve has invested at least 100,000 USD into Casual mode
Proof?

Why is /tf2g/ so dead?

>>527909001
>Scattergun
>Direct Hit
>Flare Gun
>Loose Cannon
>Brass Beast
>Shotgun
>Crusader's Crossbow
>Classic
>Your Eternal Reward

>>527909001
flying guillotine
beggars
axetinguisher
eyelander
brass beast
widowmaker
amputator
yer

>>528034237
>"why is a general for an almost 20 year old game that no longer gets updates dead?"
gee I don't know

>>528034237
Multiple autistic spammers killed it.

Let's talk about gabber instead.

Mission begins in 60 seconds.

>>528041689

>>528012324
me in the middle

>>528044168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o5pEQFW5hg

>2012 tf2 video
>it's a parody of gangnam style with the engineer saying texas style

>>528056596
that's actually a kino video THOUGH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=585W28cfz6Y

Announcer: INTRUDER ALERT! A RED SPLOYD IS IN THE BASE!

>>528058120
Anyone happen to kill a red sployd on the here? No? Then he still have a problem.

I see the fentcase is safe?

>>528058429
Soldier (Played by D. Chauvin): And a needle.

the only time this general is active is when we're discussing sployd or df
we truly live in a society

Consume the Fent (commonly abbreviated as CTF) is a game mode which features both RED and BLU teams with their own Unintelligence briefcase (known as the Fent). The goal for both teams is to consume their enemy's fentelligence continuously until they have reached the game's counterfeit limit (default limit is 19) whilst preventing their enemy from achieving the same. If no team completes the counterfeit limit before time runs out, the match enter Sudden Breath mode (unless either Fentelligence has been taken and is still in play, in which case Overdose occurs until both teams' Fentelligence are secured again).

The tomislav should give its accuracy buff to the Brass Beast. It actually makes 0 sense why this isn't how it's designed. The slav is supposed to be a stealth minigun, so why does it also have the long range niche?

>>528058703
You mean a kneedle?

>>528059005
I assume they looked at the smaller muzzle and thought it made sense but yeah it would make more sense on something else

>>528059005
Brass Beast needs a buff in general, even with the damage reduction thing it's still only good in MvM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRqQY81fWnU
4:32

Tf2 players in a nutshell

>Phononaut
>Universal translator
>Head of hot air
>Sucker slug

Looking back its unreal how bad the invasion cosmetics cases were. Jesus christ

>>528061335
You mean the based sniper chad running at a fully overhealed already spun up heavy?

>>528061335
tl;dw

>>528056596
faggot

>>528056596
Chad

More than a decade later I finally found a way to make this work, and its entirely reliant on a misc being added to the game

>>528067256
sorry you're getting another scout elf hat x50 next update

>>528067256
What does he need the mask for?

>>528067890
It would be extremely painful if it were removed

>>528067553
T-thanks troonporium

>>528002092
>no ETF2L or RGL history
>UGC Highlander
>"comp"

>>527902639
It's not the anime that tells you who they are, it's the slopnite character

>>528016830
the only maps that really DESERVE being in the game rn are koth_bagel and cp_sultry, and cp_sultry is still on beta (picrel)

>>527985803
>Valve has invested at least 100,000 USD into Casual mode.
what?

>>528068829
>>528028454
I think he's figuring in terms of however much they had to pay the programmers to do it but it was probably 1 guy who did it in a month and not nearly that much

>>528061335
>>528062265
sniper chads in a nutshell

next update is going to add fempyro futa sex vscript gamemode

>>528071747
can there be a non-futa version

>>528071431
holy fucking based

>>528071831
non futa is treadmill work

>>528071747
Wow sisters, we're finally getting representation next update !

porn addict moment

>>527807165
kek

>>528071431
>not even an attempt to quickscope them

Do you prefer playing movement scout (dodging, jumping around people to be harder to hit, baiting rockets, etc) or more like a supportive scout at midrange just shooting at people and more grounded

Update in 5

>>528073653
both, depends on the situation

Fempyro already exists in FF2 and she has a kino theme.

>>528071431
>shallow kino
Home

>>528073315
quickscoping heavies is fun

>>528074683
Where is your rifle?

>>528074683
>first shot clearly on the top back of the heavy
>headshot

>>528075305
there is no sniper. the heavy just did that

>>528076207
tf2 does that. as soon as you click the shot is registered, then it takes a very minuscule amount of time for the shot to actually show up
Not perceptible in game but it exists when you slow down footage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSpMZkX9Y7o

>>528076207
head hitbox is the least cancerous issue in that clip

>>528077796
holy kino, thanks for sharing sister.

>>528077796

>016
obsessed award

>Silkee (dropper of ubers) connected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtWgUVk6cJw

>>528078109
that's one way to describe the mental sickness yes

I think I'd accept an unusual transfer tool if it took 5 unusuals to overwrite one, and the overwritten item had to be the same rank or lower than the ones being sacrificed. If you don't have 5 of the same effect then it randomly rolls between the ones you put up. Empties the unusual market but we need something to shake it up and disrupt the traderfags

sniper won
df won
sployd won

compchads won

comptrannies lost actually

i won the comp match

>>528081835
post logs or fake and gay

>>528080228
He's so cute when he's smug bros

>>528080228
mental sickness is looking at a woman singing for a female character and thinking of trannies

>>528080268
fuck unusuals a metal sink is more important than anything else

>>528083017
'oul

>>528074683
>fag hud
>no weapon model
>warpaint and "le cool" overwrought cosmetics
>all to sweat quick scope a lone heavy that probably would've let you charge scope him
soulless
>>528071431
>regular hud
>basic yet stylish cosmetics, no warpaint
>runs at a heavy medic duo and kills them both with default kukri
>taunts, then voice lines to a teammate
Soul

>mfw only unusual I really like is aces and people think it's a cheap effect so I have an aces hat for spy and sniper now I picked up for dirt cheap

>>528082145
https://logs.tf/3878491#76561198067037413

>>528083427
That's not what a human face looks like.

>>528083295
but hemorrhoids was actually fighting sentient players and shallow god was meleeing a heavy-medic combo that was barely sentient
>slop UGC servers advertising their premium shit

>>528083012
This game is too old for stuff like that. The time to add a real metal sink was 12 years ago. If you want to fix metal then you would have to introduce something like golden wrenches showing up randomly again. Much easier to dump it and start over from scratch

>>528083684
you're right, that's not a human. that's a plush. you stupid or something?

>>528082520
i agree with you sister

>>528083427
Fumo spammers ruined Touhou. Kill yourself.

>>528087989
i never really was on your side

>>528087989
tfw I'm not a toho fan but I like fumos because they're silly

>>528068618
emporium bluds really named a map after a discord tranny erp term skull emoji

>>528087989
What a shame.

BROTHERS STOP. You're angering it

>>528088861
umm actually compchads made this

>>528088861
imagine letting trannies live in your head rent free enough that you think they invented a word from the 16th century

angry demoman picture

>imagine letting trannies live in your head rent free enough that you think they invented a word from the 16th century

cp_junction_final ...need I say more?

>>528083719
>MY PUB IS MORE SKILLED THAN HIS PUB!!!
Okay hemo

>>528090541
dude.. not cool..

>>528090541
dude.. totally cool..

>dude.. not cool..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY

Why does this song trigger /tf2g/ so much?

top 100

>>528094443
have you considered posting something tf2 related

>>528094763
dont no wot dis iz

>>528094863
It is TF2 related because there's a map that has that song in it, I discovered it because I heard it for the first time in game.

>>528094443
Because it peak theater kid core

>>528094912
best tf2 players of all time

>>528094763
b4nny is washed, it's over for him. Time to let the younger and more naturally gifted players take the #1 spot.

>>528094443
gemmy song

>>528095039
> I heard it for the first time in game.
zoomer moment

>>528095868
The song isn't even that popular.

wow oldfag you're so cool

>>528094443
Play some actual tf2 music, butter muffin
https://youtu.be/04QpInkz9so?si=XmkR-YXsA-ReNBVo

>>528096267
trve classic right there

>>528095928
It was a viral hit with millions of views, even made it to MTV and won awards. You're just young.

>>528096267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNH_DC5zdTI

>>528096389
trannycore imo

>>528096267
200% skilled song

>>528096663
If you are trans yes.

>>528096336
It only has 10 million views, compared to Justin Bieber the views are nothing.

T-T-Thanks...

>>528097259
That's not the original upload. It's from 2005 not 2010.

https://youtu.be/NRtnUVaRwXM

>>528096336
I am young. Please teach me more oldfag

>>528098230
Spread your cheeks and let me show you

>>528098230
add me on discord cutie and I'll tell you more

>>528098393
Only if your loadout is good old man

>>528097512
hey, it works as a free gift wrap if you unwrap it after