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Anonymous No.527785257 >>527785375 >>527785472 >>527791871 >>527796452 >>527797561 >>527802924 >>527841658
/mjg/ - Mahjong General
>>527717505

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>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
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https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong

>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>league za roku
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk
>fantasy league
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1j0HBcbcul7h8PNfvdl2HuAbLakEVNUMwaPUw1-4nBiM
Anonymous No.527785368 >>527785458
evens roll for her when she comes out
odds don't
0 kill every steve in this thread
Anonymous No.527785375
>>527785257 (OP)
>schizo background
Anonymous No.527785458
>>527785368
rerolling for 0
Anonymous No.527785472 >>527786087
>>527785257 (OP)
Do I drop my main and make a name for myself as the famous Jane?
Anonymous No.527785479
Anonymous No.527785523 >>527785621
>page 10 thread
/mjg/ lost its way
Anonymous No.527785550 >>527785649 >>527785840
SEX with LITTLE GIRLS who are 11 AND BELLOW
Anonymous No.527785621 >>527785765
>>527785523
>bump limit before image limit
It's over for us.
Anonymous No.527785649 >>527785726
>>527785550
why do you want them to bellow
Anonymous No.527785726
>>527785649
Anonymous No.527785765 >>527785990 >>527786050
>>527785621
fuck off rc shill
Anonymous No.527785840 >>527786107
>>527785550
I prefer SEX with LITTLE GIRLS who are 200 AND ABOVE
Anonymous No.527785990
>>527785765
Anonymous No.527786050
>>527785765
go back to your discord
Anonymous No.527786087 >>527786319
>>527785472
If you were no one before, you'll be no one afterwards. Everyone knew who I was as a cat even before I became the famous X.
Anonymous No.527786107
>>527785840
200 kilos?
Anonymous No.527786108 >>527786269 >>527786926
Anonymous No.527786269
>>527786108
Frank...
Anonymous No.527786319 >>527786951
>>527786087
>I became the famous X
How?
Anonymous No.527786527
doko
Anonymous No.527786693 >>527787102
sanma doko
Anonymous No.527786926
>>527786108
>groom the dev into crossdressing
>get cucked by their own characters
Why are citykeks like this?
Anonymous No.527786951
>>527786319
>Play most friendlies at all hours of the day for a whole year (shoot for 700 or so games)
>Make shitty calls that pay off during league (ideally during euro games)
>Make OC with a unique style
Anonymous No.527786971
le...shirokofox!
Anonymous No.527787102 >>527787843
>>527786693
Anonymous No.527787143
Oh you're /mjg/? Name every famous X
Anonymous No.527787203
I'm the famous random because I have more money than sense.
Anonymous No.527787253
I'm the famous retard
Anonymous No.527787359
unbonded steves > bonded steves
Anonymous No.527787735
I'm not famous
Anonymous No.527787843 >>527788120 >>527788126 >>527791395 >>527791452 >>527791460
>>527787102
Majsoul Friends Room 36544(3-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=36544
dama ari
Anonymous No.527787890 >>527788346
They say without love, it cannot be seen. This is true. I am not a creature of the light, but of the darkest pits of hell.

I reject sanshoku. I reject love. I embrace hatred. Steve is my name, and death is my game.
Anonymous No.527787957 >>527788167 >>527788452 >>527789207 >>527791498
>Look up random sanma jade room players
>Dama rate: 15-25%

What in the fuck
How do you even play at that level and have fun?
Anonymous No.527788046
Anonymous No.527788120
>>527787843
started!
Anonymous No.527788126
>>527787843
>the match in this room has started
Anonymous No.527788167 >>527788475
>>527787957
It's sanma. You don't need to riichi to have haneman+ hands.
Anonymous No.527788346
>>527787890
k-kakkoi...
Anonymous No.527788452
>>527787957
I've got a 20% dama rate and 25% riichi rate in Jade. You just have to dama almost all your mangans
Anonymous No.527788475
>>527788167
That's precisely the problem
Anonymous No.527789180 >>527789327
Mahjong Soul sanma rules suck
Anonymous No.527789207 >>527789381
>>527787957
>Dealer seat, West indicator
>Calls peidora 3 times in your path
>It's the middle row
Discard something, I dare you
Anonymous No.527789327 >>527789437
>>527789180
we're not gonna play on the client with no emotes
Anonymous No.527789381
>>527789207
The game mode
Anonymous No.527789437
>>527789327
it's a carbon copy of tenhou rules so it doesnt matter
Anonymous No.527790849 >>527791008 >>527791061 >>527791181
Anonymous No.527791008 >>527791565
>>527790849
3s dama. Tsumo on tsumo, change to pinfu on ryanmen improvement, fold if someone riichis.
Anonymous No.527791061 >>527791565
>>527790849
Chuck 3s and see if you draw 6s. You're in first so don't really need to riichi. Just take the tsumo if you get it.
Anonymous No.527791181 >>527791565
>>527790849
With a lead like that just dama
You can call 47m for tanyao or get pinfu with the right draw
Anonymous No.527791369
I came
Anonymous No.527791395
>>527787843
GGs
Anonymous No.527791452
>>527787843
gg
why do anons complain sanma is difficult again? just riichi
Anonymous No.527791460
>>527787843
GG, thanks for the games!
Anonymous No.527791498 >>527827842
>>527787957
Your hand can actually lose value if you tsumo so the incentives are completely different.
Anonymous No.527791565 >>527791649
>>527791008
>>527791061
>>527791181
Yeah I probably should have done something like that. Mortal likes 4s, probably because of 2s pinfu draws, and the manzu shape is easy to slide into tanyao with the right call. I luckshitted my way out of a bad play but I should be more careful next time, even with a big lead like that.
Anonymous No.527791649 >>527791807
>>527791565
4s?
Anonymous No.527791807 >>527792083
>>527791649
5s sorry, waiting on 4s, and dama.
Anonymous No.527791871
>>527785257 (OP)
>blonde, blue eyed detective mesugaki with meaty thighs, no pantsu and cute feet that poke through thin a white pantyhose
This character was made for me. She just needs a cute voice. Sorry steve, I'll move on now
Anonymous No.527792083 >>527792217 >>527792295
>>527791807
Ah. I'm assuming Mortal takes the 4s wait rather than the shanpon in this specific case because 3p is dora and dropping one to go for a pinfu dama on improvement might turn out risky later on. Or then I'm just bad.
You can't really call that manzu shape into tanyao because of kuikae. Draw into it, sure.
Anonymous No.527792109 >>527792246 >>527792261 >>527792349 >>527792436 >>527792473 >>527792573
https://mjgbooru.com/post/6593
Anonymous No.527792191
>no tele at work today
What am I supposed to do now
Anonymous No.527792217 >>527792403
>>527792083
can't I call 7m chii and discard 1m?
Anonymous No.527792246
>>527792109
Old, dusty womb.
Anonymous No.527792261
>>527792109
whoever commissioned this is beyond based
Anonymous No.527792295 >>527792403
>>527792083
>You can't really call that manzu shape into tanyao because of kuikae
if you call with the 56m group you can discard 1m
Anonymous No.527792349
>>527792109
200 year old harlot.
Anonymous No.527792403 >>527805095
>>527792217
>>527792295
my mistake, for some reason I've been under the assumption than even a 7m call into 1m drop is forbidden under kuikae
the more you know
Anonymous No.527792436
>>527792109
Fuji would do this.
Anonymous No.527792457 >>527792891 >>527793080
Am I the only one whose only video game is mahjong?
Anonymous No.527792473
>>527792109
Fu Ji would do this
Anonymous No.527792530 >>527793435
I think kuikae should be removed
This message brought to you by the sanshoku gang
Anonymous No.527792573
>>527792109
Fu Ji gets paid to do this
Anonymous No.527792741
Dealt into a musuji trap again.
Anonymous No.527792891
>>527792457
Couldn't be me. Since I play on two mahjong clients.
Anonymous No.527792985 >>527793106 >>527793594 >>527793771 >>527794486 >>527794709
Mahjong, by the way.

LCL Zwei

2oz dark rum
1oz Campari
top with orange soda

Add the rum and Campari to a highball glass filled with ice. Top with orange soda and stir. Garnish with an orange peel thingy. I had a creative vision of making it look like the Lance of Longinus but turns out my craftsmanship is literally nonexistent.
It's the stuff from Evangelion. The Campari represents the bitterness of the ordeal, balanced with the sweet bubbliness of the orange soda.
Anonymous No.527793043
Rei a shit
Anonymous No.527793045
never have, and never will deal into musuji traps, becasue I don't know what that is
Anonymous No.527793080
>>527792457
I play other games and do other activities besides mahjong but mahjong is my main one.
Anonymous No.527793106 >>527793246 >>527793594 >>527793771 >>527794486 >>527794709 >>527815718
>>527792985
Nice Herbs Good Sprouts

1,5oz green chartreuse
0,75oz lime juice
0,5oz simple syrup
mint leaves
top with soda water

Muddle mint leaves. Add chartreuse, lime juice, simple syrup, some ice and stir. Strain into a highball glass filled with ice and top with soda water. Garnish with mint sprigs.
Basically an herbier mojito. Good stuff. Nice, even.
Anonymous No.527793246 >>527793594 >>527793621 >>527793771 >>527794486 >>527794709
>>527793106
Bitter Luck Next Time / Yakupara After Dark Yakupara Cat Cafe

1,5oz coffee-infused Campari
1,5oz sweet vermouth
0,75oz espresso
top with soda water

Add the ingredients to a highball glass and stir. Garnish with an orange wedge.
I just wanted to do something coffee-but-not-espresso-martini for the cafe team - leave the baking for the team themselves. The team's been having some rough luck this league, so I'd imagine this is one way to unwind. Or I just liked the pun.

oops, all highballs
Anonymous No.527793258
>get bad haipai
>play like a complete retard with atoatoatozuke calls, noten open kans, 5 safe tiles, commentators call your SOVLful
>get good haipai
>maximum efficiency to chase riichippatsumo
This is literally what every winning player in league does.
Anonymous No.527793435
>>527792530
Next you'll be saying that skipping yasume shouldn't put you into furiten
Anonymous No.527793594 >>527793710
>>527792985
>>527793106
>>527793246
don't drink them all in 1 day!!
Anonymous No.527793621
>>527793246
Kino.
*sluuuuuuuuurrrrrrrpppppppp*
Anonymous No.527793710
>>527793594
good excuse to drink during the week
Anonymous No.527793771
>>527792985
>>527793246
>>527793106
Anonymous No.527794336
Can't wait for the inevitable hag implying that this isn't good OC.
Anonymous No.527794486
>>527792985
>>527793106
>>527793246
More drinks OC, let's fucking go!
Anonymous No.527794709
>>527792985
>>527793106
>>527793246
Is there an archive of all the drinks?
Anonymous No.527794832 >>527807685
Shadowverse is killing friendly rooms, we need to stop this now
Anonymous No.527795351 >>527795483 >>527795620 >>527795919 >>527796427 >>527796937 >>527804245 >>527804310 >>527804378 >>527804647
All you have to do is make a room if that's the case
Majsoul Friends Room 49540(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=49540

5+10 w/ tips
theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YAstNIBRTk
Anonymous No.527795483 >>527795704
>>527795351
I'll join tomorrow
Anonymous No.527795592
I don't want to work I want to be a NEET.
Anonymous No.527795620
>>527795351
I'm at work
Anonymous No.527795704 >>527796068
>>527795483
You. Said. That. Yesterday.
Anonymous No.527795919 >>527796427
>>527795351
3/4!
Anonymous No.527796068 >>527796120
>>527795704
I pinky promise I'll join the next doko tomorrow
Anonymous No.527796120
>>527796068
You can't join a doko
Anonymous No.527796171
My team lost points again... BWEEEEEH
Anonymous No.527796427 >>527796937
>>527795351
>>527795919
still 3/4
Anonymous No.527796452
>>527785257 (OP)
Hana's detective days are counted, she'll go back to be the literally who...
Anonymous No.527796559
Who?
Anonymous No.527796937
>>527795351
>>527796427
Starrtedd!
Anonymous No.527797019 >>527797085
I signed up for Tenhou where are the characters and the emotes?
Anonymous No.527797085 >>527797649
>>527797019
You need to pay for the premium version for those
Anonymous No.527797561
>>527785257 (OP)
Get your stinky feet away from the book!
Anonymous No.527797572
Chun bi-mu
Anonymous No.527797649 >>527797806 >>527798005
>>527797085
I just gave them 500 yen where are my emotes?
Anonymous No.527797806
>>527797649
>Didn't pick the right premium status
Anonymous No.527798005
>>527797649
On ronron
Anonymous No.527799194
Work is so boring without muh fookin tele..
Anonymous No.527799345 >>527799602
So hungry, I can't think straight. Haven't eaten in three hours
Anonymous No.527799602
>>527799345
Three hours? That's almost four hours!
Anonymous No.527799606 >>527799708
I am eating garlic bread, eggs, fish, shrimp legs, and 2 cups of yogurt.
Anonymous No.527799691
I haven't eaten anything in eight minutes. Now I'm gonna starve.
Anonymous No.527799708
>>527799606
I read that as galactic bread
Anonymous No.527799901
I'm at work and I have no food
Anonymous No.527799912
Just had 4th breakfast
Anonymous No.527800129 >>527800240
The suicide thoughts are back in full force but works distracts me from them.
Anonymous No.527800240 >>527802149
>>527800129
Steve wouldn't post this
Anonymous No.527800576 >>527801038
Anonymous No.527800897 >>527801043 >>527802845
evens bag of chips
odds trail mix
0 donuts
Anonymous No.527801038
>>527800576
She has the same birthday as me...
Anonymous No.527801043 >>527801138
>>527800897
>0 donuts
spoiler that shit
Anonymous No.527801138
>>527801043
Anonymous No.527801174 >>527802161
>tfw the pizza's gone
Anonymous No.527801298
Anonymous No.527801438
stop talking about food
Anonymous No.527801530
FOOD? WHERE?
Anonymous No.527801875
Meshitero? In my /mjg/?
Anonymous No.527802037
>my multi-wait riichis deal into their kanchan oykakes
>My kanchan oykakes deal into their multi-wait riichis
What am I supposed to do
Anonymous No.527802149 >>527802217
>>527800240
Haha, yeah..
Anonymous No.527802161
>>527801174
For me, is ABK
Anonymous No.527802217
>>527802149
But I'm the working Steve and I'm not suicidal (yet)
Anonymous No.527802270 >>527802921 >>527802997
Omori? In my /mjg/?
Anonymous No.527802845
>>527800897
I got a Dr. Pepper instead
Anonymous No.527802898
I need a koko
Anonymous No.527802921
>>527802270
you're drafted to my Omori team next league
Anonymous No.527802924 >>527803358
>>527785257 (OP)
>148cm
IMAGINE
Anonymous No.527802997
>>527802270
Omotteru dake de kodo
Kitto naito ongaku mo odoru
Anonymous No.527803275 >>527803764 >>527804008 >>527809727 >>527809760 >>527809815 >>527811245
Majsoul Friends Room 37707(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=37707
blitz notips with local yaku

room theme: https://youtu.be/BrO56gKHnuQ
Anonymous No.527803358
>>527802924
Too tall.
Anonymous No.527803417
>see someone on friends list in league
>check friends list
>last online: 1months
????
Anonymous No.527803432 >>527803537 >>527803808
Reddit elf collab next year
Anonymous No.527803537
>>527803432
You mean Frieren the 4chan?
Anonymous No.527803764
>>527803275
3/4
Anonymous No.527803808
>>527803432
Maitetsu collab confirmed!
Anonymous No.527804000 >>527804312 >>527804415
I refuse to die even if the copebot tells me to.
Fuck your digital deal-ins, I'm cheating with schizophrenia.
Anonymous No.527804008
>>527803275
full and started
Anonymous No.527804193
I need a koito
Anonymous No.527804202
>2025
>no telly
Anonymous No.527804245 >>527804435
>>527795351
ggs. literally can't break the cycle of 4ths in friendlies
Anonymous No.527804310
>>527795351
gg, thanks for the very dumb and fun games
Anonymous No.527804312
>>527804000
checked
Anonymous No.527804378
>>527795351
ggs nya!
Anonymous No.527804415
>>527804000
TRIPS
OF
TRVKE
Anonymous No.527804435
>>527804245
It's good for league flow
Anonymous No.527804553 >>527804727
>/jong/'s oshi is age regressing live
Anonymous No.527804647
>>527795351
GGs
Anonymous No.527804727 >>527804849 >>527804921
>>527804553
I don't watch English speaking women online
Anonymous No.527804849
>>527804727
no sane person does
Anonymous No.527804921
>>527804727
this
Anonymous No.527804945 >>527805225 >>527805693 >>527805958 >>527807448
Pon or no pon
Anonymous No.527805047
I will become the king of mahjongers.
Anonymous No.527805071 >>527805167
Anonymous No.527805095
>>527792403
It's specifically doing a call like calling 4m for 234m and discarding 1m that gets you called out.
Doing something like calling 3m into 234m and discarding 1m should still be fine.
It's basically to prevent you swapping a tile, so to force something like sanshoku, chanta or tanyao.
Anonymous No.527805167
>>527805071
Anonymous No.527805225 >>527806590
>>527804945
Skip. I want to riichi with that hand.
Anonymous No.527805312 >>527805445 >>527805893
What makes Aru smile like this?
Anonymous No.527805445
>>527805312
She's happy because she doesn't think
Anonymous No.527805448
Anonymous No.527805519 >>527805603
Anonymous No.527805590
If you actually listen to the ron lines a lot of them are pretty cringe. I'm glad I can tune out Japanese
Anonymous No.527805591 >>527805903 >>527806003 >>527806239 >>527806268 >>527806280
https://futabaforest.net/b/src/1750165639805.png
Anonymous No.527805603
>>527805519
Anonymous No.527805693 >>527806590
>>527804945
pon, being tenpai is better than not being tenpai
Anonymous No.527805807
>it's only been two hours
My day is moving so slowly
Anonymous No.527805893
>>527805312
The sight of me.
Anonymous No.527805903
>>527805591
Anonymous No.527805958 >>527806590
>>527804945
everyone already has a slow hand and you're in a good ishanten. Might want to wait just a bit longer
Anonymous No.527806003
>>527805591
WHAT A SKIN
Anonymous No.527806239
>>527805591
St-Steven... sexo...
Anonymous No.527806268
>>527805591
NOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY HER ONLY OUTFIT LIKE THAT, IT'S NOT FAIR
Anonymous No.527806280 >>527806398
>>527805591
Steve is a well-trained swordswoman. She would have chiseled abs and strong biceps.
Anonymous No.527806348 >>527806509 >>527806823 >>527807169
also non-league bonus: I took this as a setup tester but since tomorrow just happens to be Kaguyahime's birthday, might as well

it's just an Old Fashioned, but imbibe in accordance with https://mjgbooru.com/post/6117
Anonymous No.527806398 >>527806572
>>527806280
>well-trained
Yeah, she's a true master of the Sanshoku Rejection Style.
Anonymous No.527806503
Another sanshoku rejected
Anonymous No.527806509
>>527806348
What a drink!
Anonymous No.527806572
>>527806398
That's Akagi
Anonymous No.527806575
I've never rejected a sanshoku, don't lump that Steve with me
Anonymous No.527806586 >>527806825 >>527813462 >>527813502 >>527813507 >>527813869
Majsoul Friends Room 96621(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96621

room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbeHQTQv2Do
Anonymous No.527806590 >>527806812
>>527805225
>>527805693
>>527805958
Anonymous No.527806623
I yield my sanshoku to claim their bones.
Anonymous No.527806697
How a missclick and then schizophrenia ruined a character reputation forever.
Anonymous No.527806730
icantsuckmahjongwater~
Anonymous No.527806791
YIELD MY DORA
TO CLAIM THEIR STICKS
Anonymous No.527806798
What about the Kirin Steve
Anonymous No.527806812
>>527806590
good bot
no reason to reject tenpai
Anonymous No.527806823 >>527806972 >>527808694
>>527806348
drinks anon please do one for aya shameimaru
Anonymous No.527806825
>>527806586
started
Anonymous No.527806972
>>527806823
Mahjong?
Anonymous No.527807024 >>527807287 >>527807380 >>527807479 >>527807581
How the hell do you play this hand
Anonymous No.527807046 >>527807198
Who
Anonymous No.527807169 >>527808694
>>527806348
Bet you can't make a drinkable cocktail using baiju as a base.
Anonymous No.527807198
>>527807046
Looks like it's this girl.
https://x.com/natsun_ki
Anonymous No.527807287 >>527807484
>>527807024
1s
Hoard yakuhai tiles so you can fold/call for yakuhai nomi to speed your hand up a shit ton
Do not kan
Anonymous No.527807380
>>527807024
fish for yakuhai, otherwise be prepared to fold
Anonymous No.527807448
>>527804945
definitely pon
Anonymous No.527807479
>>527807024
Anonymous No.527807484 >>527807626 >>527807956
>>527807287
Why not kan?
Anonymous No.527807581
>>527807024
drop honors, see what happens
Anonymous No.527807626
>>527807484
a better question is why
Anonymous No.527807685 >>527807924 >>527808289
>>527794832
>Shadowverse
We don't have to do jack shit.
Anonymous No.527807924
>>527807685
Every day I curse Valve for ruining the MTGO model for online TCGs with Artifact. Be able to buy singles and the sell the deck when you're done for even 30-40% of the value is better than dumping infinite money on packs
Anonymous No.527807956
>>527807484
drawing a 1, 2, or 4 allows you to have two shapes instead of one.
13p + 333p
23p + 333p
34p + 333p
Anonymous No.527808289
>>527807685
>they haven't added mahjong into the hub yet
Deserved rating
Anonymous No.527808323
Happy Birthday bunbun
Anonymous No.527808426 >>527809217 >>527809341
OOOO
WHAT A BIRTHDAY
Anonymous No.527808514 >>527808865 >>527809037
Anonymous No.527808694
>>527807169
you're right - I have no access to baijiu (unless my chinese friend has some stashed still)

>>527806823
could try but no promises, if i don't have inspiration i get nothing done
Anonymous No.527808865
>>527808514
tabs?
Anonymous No.527809037
>>527808514
Anonymous No.527809217
>>527808426
What is she doing?
Anonymous No.527809341
>>527808426
Me on the right
Anonymous No.527809560 >>527809768 >>527809883
Anonymous No.527809727
>>527803275
Thanks for the matches hopefully these rigged hands will continue into league
Anonymous No.527809760
>>527803275
KAAAAAAAAAN
ggs!
Anonymous No.527809768 >>527809934
>>527809560
watapom
Anonymous No.527809815
>>527803275
ggs, thank you for joining the fun games
lots of kans hag, hats off
Anonymous No.527809869 >>527809994 >>527810078 >>527810324
>umamusume global in 9 days
Anonymous No.527809883 >>527809994
>>527809560
eliisa's MASSIVE knotted futa cock...
Anonymous No.527809934
>>527809768
wataporn
Anonymous No.527809982
I love playing against M1 with 200 points that get rewarded for being awful at the game
Anonymous No.527809994
>>527809869
>>527809883

mahjong?
Anonymous No.527810078
>>527809869
Anonymous No.527810091 >>527810172 >>527810721 >>527811179 >>527811560
This one was kinda interesting and I got it right
https://youtu.be/3U_Lmadj3DU
Anonymous No.527810172
>>527810091
6p didnt open the video
Anonymous No.527810180
>ding dong DING DONG
Anonymous No.527810324 >>527810754
>>527809869
where's the horsegirl jyanshi yostar?
Anonymous No.527810530
I love seeing cute little M1s getting rewarded for their awful plays
Anonymous No.527810541
I wish I was a cool adult like Steve
Anonymous No.527810721
>>527810091
how do I get a meek catgirl vtuber gf to coach (in mahjong)
Anonymous No.527810754
>>527810324
Anonymous No.527811179
>>527810091
but he offered multiple options
Anonymous No.527811245
>>527803275
gg, thanks for the fun.
I need to do my local yaku reps, always get spooked by them
Anonymous No.527811560 >>527812084
>>527810091
For some reason I always get recommended Taka's streams
I never watch them but they are always there

Maybe I fell asleep and it autoplayed for 7 hours or something, it's not even mahjong it's Apex or some garbage
Anonymous No.527812084 >>527813328
>>527811560
He does like 10 hour sessions it's nuts. He'll play some mahjong, then gaypex, then a bit of fire emblem or something
Anonymous No.527812343 >>527812392 >>527812517 >>527812792 >>527813881 >>527814442 >>527815459 >>527833053 >>527833961 >>527843647 >>527853250
https://www.twitch.tv/atoru_mjg
Anonymous No.527812392
>>527812343
>>>IRC
Anonymous No.527812517 >>527813574
>>527812343
>ads
Anonymous No.527812792 >>527812930
>>527812343
>circlejerk
Anonymous No.527812901
Anonymous No.527812915
I only watch him for his Hat gameplay
Anonymous No.527812930
>>527812792
>squarejerking
Anonymous No.527813094 >>527814020
I'm triangulating.
Anonymous No.527813328 >>527813392
>>527812084
He'll do like 2 hours of Gaypex, 1 hour of Mahjong then 7 hours straight of Poker Chase
Anonymous No.527813392
>>527813328
Based actually
Anonymous No.527813462
>>527806586
GGs
Anonymous No.527813502
>>527806586
>steve first
yikes
ggs
Anonymous No.527813507
>>527806586
>yakitori
thanks for joining
Anonymous No.527813574
>>527812517
I use the "vaft" user script
https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions
Anonymous No.527813869 >>527813939
>>527806586
>Swordslut room
>Steve wins
Wait a minute...
Anonymous No.527813881 >>527813993
>>527812343
Why do I not see the chat window??
Anonymous No.527813939
>>527813869
It is fair.
Anonymous No.527813993
>>527813881
Press the <-| on the right side of your screen
Anonymous No.527814020
>>527813094
Based Miasmata enjoyer
Anonymous No.527814023
Shabu
Anonymous No.527814262
Turns out I'm blind...
Thanks anon.
Anonymous No.527814358 >>527814543 >>527814772 >>527815582 >>527817435
When are we getting this Xenia skin?
Anonymous No.527814442
>>527812343
>3-shanten from honitsu 2 yakuhai
>let's riichi this chiitoi with a long suji trap
jesus christ hat
Anonymous No.527814543 >>527814661
>>527814358
In 2028
Anonymous No.527814661
>>527814543
maybe including
Anonymous No.527814772 >>527815148
>>527814358
Xenia's too fat to be a grid girl
Anonymous No.527815148 >>527816041
>>527814772
It's 2021, biggot. Get with the times. All women are beautiful
Anonymous No.527815459
>>527812343
>4m gets ponned
>two 1m out
>drops 2m from 223m
Really now
Anonymous No.527815582 >>527817082
>>527814358
I wish fat asses were real.
Anonymous No.527815718
>>527793106
*Siiiiiiip*
Anonymous No.527815997 >>527817369
which is more luck based between mario kart and riichi mahjong
Anonymous No.527816041 >>527816182
>>527815148
Even Steve?
Anonymous No.527816182
>>527816041
especially steven
Anonymous No.527816835 >>527817301 >>527817756
What's the average mortal score per rank?
Anonymous No.527816872 >>527817179
Anonymous No.527817082 >>527817305 >>527817474
>>527815582
This. It is impossible for w*men to have thin waist and wide hips nowadays. They're either fat or sticks.
Anonymous No.527817179 >>527817364 >>527817381 >>527817425 >>527817698
>>527816872
Can asapin sue for this?
Anonymous No.527817301 >>527817639
>>527816835
Be careful mortal score is kind of fucked unless they have changed it. You could get a golden score from Naga but get a large varation in mortal score it just dosen't match skill right in the way Naga does.
Anonymous No.527817305
>>527817082
They do exist, you are just not good looking or good earning enough to have access to them.
Anonymous No.527817364
>>527817179
Asapin got divorced way after this manga released
Anonymous No.527817369 >>527847594
>>527815997
Unlike Mahjong, everyone luckshits in Mario Kart
Anonymous No.527817381
>>527817179
Dolce sued another iidx top ranker for calling him short on 5ch
Anonymous No.527817425
>>527817179
It's actually a life imitates art moment, Asapin is trying to model his life after his favourite manga character.
Anonymous No.527817435
>>527814358
A woman who dresses like that should be publicly beaten
Anonymous No.527817474
>>527817082
>anon has never seen latinx women
Anonymous No.527817569
>latinx women as soon as they turn 22
Anonymous No.527817639 >>527818037 >>527831139
>>527817301
Explain.
I've seen the saint 3 senpai say it's good to cope with it and that maka is a jobber so even if I get S/S+ on it all the time, my average is like 77-82, which is kind of M1 looper score.
It's hard to improve at this game when so many things are out of your control and actual feedback comes after hundreds of games, but that can be biased as well.
I'm so lost, how do I improve?
Is it even possible to improve if you are lazy and don't want to keep track of every single information getting shared at the table?
Anonymous No.527817698 >>527817812
>>527817179
what happened to asapin? Why did he fell off so hard?
Anonymous No.527817756 >>527818117 >>527820071
>>527816835
Anonymous No.527817812
>>527817698
Playing steve is a sign of mental degradation
Anonymous No.527818037
>>527817639
>I'm so lost, how do I improve?
Looking at specific wwyds from Mortal instead of metrics like score.
Otherwise you could pay for NAGA, but a hanchan from a MJS log is 10 NP per round
Anonymous No.527818117 >>527818454
>>527817756
Anonymous No.527818185
Steve bros we need to show them that we are the superior race, this slander cannot continue
Anonymous No.527818291
TSD
Anonymous No.527818338 >>527822854
If I learn the mortal discard order will that add another 2-3 points to my mortal rating?
Anonymous No.527818410
Steve will always be a bottom
Anonymous No.527818454
>>527818117
>rank
>sample size
>rating
>match %
>bad move %
under the rank column its
mahjong soul
>expert 1-3
>master 1-3
>saint 1-3
>celestial 1-3
tenhou
>7 dan
>8 dan
>9 dan
>10 dan
Anonymous No.527818856 >>527819115 >>527819125 >>527819148
I see, so I'm making 10000+ bad moves per hanchan, that explains everything.
Anonymous No.527819115
>>527818856
Anonymous No.527819125
>>527818856
Below average numbers for a Steve main.
Anonymous No.527819148
>>527818856
you should get the sex change
mahjong is a game for lesbians
Anonymous No.527819770 >>527819867
Mahjong doesn't matter as long as someone out there unconditionally loves you
Anonymous No.527819867
>>527819770
What if I want to be good at Mahjong instead?
Anonymous No.527819968
+ 1 koito
Anonymous No.527820032 >>527820158 >>527820360
Anonymous No.527820071 >>527821510 >>527821675
>>527817756
>θ±ͺ
> overpowering; great; powerful; excelling; Australia
Anonymous No.527820158
>>527820032
Thanks ****, another great one.
Anonymous No.527820360
>>527820032
You're such an amazing singer, Steve
Anonymous No.527820378 >>527820559
I think if you can tameron someone to the point they rage quit the table in league your team should get the uma the other team loses for grinching a game
Anonymous No.527820415
~~ owes me sex
Anonymous No.527820559
>>527820378
kek'd out loud
Anonymous No.527820731 >>527820850 >>527822608 >>527823017
>check random /mjg/ adepts and experts mortal scores
>90+
Nigger faggots
Anonymous No.527820850 >>527820915
>>527820731
I've never hit higher than an 84
Anonymous No.527820915 >>527821340
>>527820850
you're probably ugly
Anonymous No.527821340
>>527820915
But the novice hag always calls me a cutie
Anonymous No.527821407 >>527822563
*solves mahjong and deletes cat*
Anonymous No.527821467
how do i check my sex score
Anonymous No.527821507
heeyyyy cuties!
Anonymous No.527821510 >>527821675 >>527821696
>>527820071
It depends on the bakyou
Anonymous No.527821675
>>527820071
>>527821510
>average AUS table score is 99
Anonymous No.527821696
>>527821510
god i wish bunnies were real
Anonymous No.527822301 >>527822420 >>527822482 >>527822743 >>527822871 >>527823062 >>527823730 >>527823823 >>527823902 >>527825965 >>527826395 >>527835960
poosh or accept 2nd place?
I'm not posting the followup because you can already guess what happened
Anonymous No.527822420
>>527822301
Just take the second
Anonymous No.527822421
why are they no saber mains in league?
Anonymous No.527822438
I dreamt that I have an exam about anime and pop idol group names. I can't read Japanese.
Anonymous No.527822482
>>527822301
Discard the hamster
Anonymous No.527822563
>>527821407
*brings back cat*
Anonymous No.527822608 >>527822828 >>527823017
>>527820731
Name and shame.
Anonymous No.527822743 >>527822971
>>527822301
if you deal into mangan here it's 3rd, just collect your +65 rp
Anonymous No.527822828 >>527823017 >>527825014
>>527822608
solarpletex
goldsmith
Anonymous No.527822854 >>527823053
>>527818338
Yes it did for me
Anonymous No.527822871
>>527822301
I'm fooOOOOolding
Anonymous No.527822971
>>527822743
it was baiman for 4th and -212
Anonymous No.527823017
>>527820731
>>527822608
>>527822828
Anonymous No.527823053
>>527822854
It's so soulless though...
Anonymous No.527823062 >>527823221
>>527822301
why would you push, you don't even have draw left
Anonymous No.527823194 >>527823402
TO, strip them of their points
Anonymous No.527823221
>>527823062
Tenpai payments would keep his first
Anonymous No.527823329 >>527832440
birck socerer?
Anonymous No.527823402
>>527823194
Aren't both of them hat accounts, surely if you have hat you'd be able to discard tiles correctly
Anonymous No.527823425
TO, strip them
Anonymous No.527823539
>east 1
>turn 2
>dead
Mahjong
Anonymous No.527823730
>>527822301
You had to count the amount of ura he got in previous rounds. With this you could have predicted the rigged algorithm
Anonymous No.527823823
>>527822301
just fold, its not even guaranteed 2nd
Anonymous No.527823902
>>527822301
ask mortal
Anonymous No.527824679
My mortal score goes up when i pay attention to the game instead of randomly clicking. That's kinda crazy.
Anonymous No.527824761
Mortal can't read the wall only the bakyou, it is inferior
Anonymous No.527824817
UPLOAD THE VODS
Anonymous No.527824995
Telly doko I still have 3 hours of work
Anonymous No.527825014 >>527825859 >>527826389
>>527822828
>90+
>g********
Wtf, don't stalking me. Also, I seldom check my scores but I don't remember ever getting anything above 83. Surely you didn't just make this up and can provide a link to at least one game I score this high in
Anonymous No.527825859
>>527825014
>gold*****
>escapes to jade
>schizo detective already on his tail
Anonymous No.527825965
>>527822301
fold and you didn't deal in, this is automatic fold, stop lying
Anonymous No.527826207
I have 87 average mortal score, but everyone calls me a retard because I'm a piss adept
Anonymous No.527826389
>>527825014
stalk*
Scored*
Anyway, sleep comes first. I'm expecting to see a reply with a link when I wake up tomorrow
Anonymous No.527826395
>>527822301
>high suji count
>haitei
>dora
>riichi kan
surely you just take second?
Anonymous No.527826436
I play efficient mortal-approved mahjong? I lose
I play schizo mahjong? I win
Anonymous No.527826480
I get 85 score on my worst games
Anonymous No.527826578
i always get 100
Anonymous No.527826712 >>527827218 >>527827791
Should you fish out tenbou from the depths, do not attempt to play mahjong with them. They may be from what our scans have identified as 4P.
For further details refer to the following case file
https://files.catbox.moe/mdsace.png
https://files.catbox.moe/lyqzzl.png

An audio reading for visually impaired individuals has been provided.
https://files.catbox.moe/5t0zc5.mp3
Anonymous No.527826945
Anonymous No.527826969 >>527827191 >>527827225 >>527827250 >>527827432 >>527827449
Crow Book 5 is out
https://x.com/pinkytamagoyaki/status/1930561697347256789
Anonymous No.527826990
i'm always below 80 making mortal mad by keeping 2 honor
Anonymous No.527827057
I want someone to run an mleague match log through mortal, I want to see what the proper rating for schizos is
Anonymous No.527827191
>>527826969
Translatoranon...
Anonymous No.527827218
>>527826712
i'm bringing these to summer camp
Anonymous No.527827225
>>527826969
is that a...
Anonymous No.527827241
Surely you don't need a translator to read a Japanese doujin
Anonymous No.527827250 >>527827384 >>527827449
>>527826969
>futa
Anonymous No.527827384
>>527827250
It's the reality because we all know crow is man with a voice changer
Anonymous No.527827432
>>527826969
>crows alt account in the replies
Anonymous No.527827449
>>527826969
>>527827250
He's a man disguised with a girl avatar
Anonymous No.527827554 >>527827624 >>527827639 >>527827641 >>527827803
Anonymous No.527827624 >>527827723 >>527828294
>>527827554
draw a tile
Anonymous No.527827639 >>527827723 >>527828294
>>527827554
haku
Anonymous No.527827641 >>527827723 >>527828294
>>527827554
HO-
Anonymous No.527827723 >>527827796 >>527827803 >>527827843
>>527827624
>>527827639
>>527827641
*coff*
Anonymous No.527827791
>>527826712
>lazy edit
disgusting
Anonymous No.527827796 >>527828294
>deleted
>>527827723
5s chiitoi push
Anonymous No.527827803 >>527828294
>>527827554
>>527827723
Anonymous No.527827842
>>527791498
>can actually lose value
it will lose value, period. tsumos pay out less in sanma, that's how it works. to be precise, non-dealer tsumos pay 75% of what that same hand would win in yonma, and dealer tsumos only pay 66%. Even a tsumo won with sekinin barai in effect still only pays partial cause its not a ron, the punished player only has to cover the tsumo payment of 1 other person, not 2.
>inb4 there are rule variants of sanma that adjust tsumo payments so the hands are worth the same as yonma
that's not the ruleset that majsoul uses in ranked sanma matches, which is what we're talking about here.
Anonymous No.527827843 >>527828294
>>527827723
gonna push 5s for now for chiitoi, half suji+sotogawa
Anonymous No.527828294 >>527828341 >>527828572 >>527828585 >>527830507
>>527827624
>>527827639
>>527827641
>>527827796
>>527827803
>>527827843
Sigh...
Anonymous No.527828341 >>527828485
>>527828294
>He fell for the never discard suji of the riichi tile meme
Anonymous No.527828485 >>527828529
>>527828341
what did he mean by this
Anonymous No.527828529 >>527828603
>>527828485
Oh sorry I already forgot that the 8s wasn't the riichi declaration
Anonymous No.527828572
>>527828294
Don’t push chiitoi iishanten against riichi
Anonymous No.527828585
>>527828294
Happen when you don't trust the honor tile.
Anonymous No.527828603
>>527828529
5s also isn't suji there
Anonymous No.527828674
Nah I'll win
Anonymous No.527828770
Anonymous No.527828815
I DON'T CARE IF ITS HALF SUJI OR MUSUJI OR URA SUJI IF ITS THREE AWAY ITS FUCKING SUJI
Anonymous No.527829419 >>527829669 >>527829670 >>527829715 >>527829773 >>527829824 >>527835794
Adept learning session, correct me if I'm wrong:
1-4-7
2-5-8
3-6-9
These are suji.
1-2-3 are long suji for 7-8-9
4-5-6 are called nakasuji and aren't that safe when one of their sujis are discarded compared to seeing them both discarded.
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9 are called something, but I don't know what
Anonymous No.527829669
>>527829419
you're wrong
Anonymous No.527829670
>>527829419
>long suji
doesn't exist
Anonymous No.527829715
>>527829419
Read RB1
Anonymous No.527829773
>>527829419
long suji isn't a thing
Anonymous No.527829824
>>527829419
Long suji is a meme.
It's only nakasuji if both ends are discarded. It's half suji if one is.
Anonymous No.527829908
I'm not gonna waste my breath calling it half suji
Anonymous No.527829969 >>527830054 >>527830058
>long suji doesn't exist
>I've been using it for defence in desperate situations and it works
Anonymous No.527830054
>>527829969
It protects against the sanmenchan wait don’t listen to the nonbelievers
Anonymous No.527830058
>>527829969
Variance
Anonymous No.527830182 >>527830349 >>527834232 >>527834238 >>527834286 >>527834835 >>527834950 >>527837238 >>527837327 >>527837384 >>527837805
Majsoul Friends Room 69831(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=69831

please play mahjong with me.
Anonymous No.527830206
+1 Koito
Anonymous No.527830219
I'm at work
Anonymous No.527830251 >>527830331 >>527830820 >>527832464
2-5 is suji
5-8 is suji
5 is nakasuji
2/8 is halfsuji
you call it halfsuji defense when discarding 5 into 2/8
you call it nakasuji defense when discarding 2/8 into 5
they're all suji thoughbeit
Anonymous No.527830331
>>527830251
half suji on its own isn't good defense
Anonymous No.527830349
>>527830182
started!
Anonymous No.527830473
Suji has and always will be cope
Anonymous No.527830484
For me, it's 6-9 nakadashi
Anonymous No.527830507 >>527830613 >>527830658
>>527828294
that 1p tedashi was the clue. they cut 7m and a live chun before that 1p, what does that tell you?
Anonymous No.527830521
shant play friendlies until Jane gets added
Anonymous No.527830542
The trick is to not care about defense and just POOSH everything.
Anonymous No.527830613 >>527831292
>>527830507
>hindsight handreaders
Anonymous No.527830658
>>527830507
>what does that tell you
12 upgrade to 24 for tanyao?
Anonymous No.527830820 >>527830994
>>527830251
you're misusing some of the terms
the best way to understand it is regular suji is from the inside out, half-suji is from the outside in, and nakasuji is a doubled outside in.
so if they have discarded 5, cutting either 2 or 8 is regular suji. if they have discarded either 2 or 8, cutting 5 is half-suji. and if they have discarded both 2 and 8, cutting 5 is nakasuji.
Anonymous No.527830994 >>527831070
>>527830820
And if they have discarded 2, 8 is a long suji.
Anonymous No.527831070
>>527830994
Anonymous No.527831124
fuck you retards
Anonymous No.527831139 >>527831697
>>527817639
The score is not designed like Naga's it is not meant to be a measure of skill. You can disagree with Naga all over the place and get a golden score but one single actual fuck up and it will crash you down multiple ranks. With mortal any difference can cause a drop.

Don't focus on the score focus on the actual desicions especially the big mistakes. Those bars you see and numbers with it represent tiles the AI considered to be good so if a tile has 20 or 10 it is still a reasonable deicision. Have a random position the haku is just fine here the AI even considered it. But all those 0 rated tiles would be actual errors and those level of mistakes is what you are looking for and should be reviewed in detail.

>how do I improve?
>actual feedback comes after hundreds of games
Forget the rank and the feedback and a results. Focus purely on the descion making process spend time in your logs and review all those mistakes. Plan your hand well from haipai every time many M1's just play hands without any real thought. You can still reach saint even without any hand reading but given it is such a passive skill once you start doing it it is hard not to do it automatically.
Anonymous No.527831292 >>527831538
>>527830613
>hindsight
you're given 20 extra seconds every hand for a reason. its only turn 8, remembering what tiles were tedashi or tsumogiri is not that hard early on. also you don't have to remember every single tedashi like some autismo mahjong savant, only suspect ones like that.
Anonymous No.527831307 >>527831392
But what about half-long nakasuji?
Anonymous No.527831379 >>527831501 >>527831610 >>527831694
How do you get better at sucking dicks?
Suck harder.
Anonymous No.527831392
>>527831307
...musuji?
Anonymous No.527831501
>>527831379
Shut up wormslut
Anonymous No.527831538 >>527832801
>>527831292
there are many other hand developments that cause a 1p tedashi there than the 2p shanpon end wait
if there are say, reductively speaking, 3 other reasons for a discard to happen, your hand reading is 25% accurate and more often than not worth nothing
that said 2p push there is just dumb in general
Anonymous No.527831610
>>527831379
Don't come anywhere near my penis, worm lover
Anonymous No.527831694
>>527831379
No, becoming a vacuum cleaner is NOT the answer.
Anonymous No.527831697
>>527831139
>the trans crab
Anonymous No.527832251 >>527832418
Why are there so many /mjg/ers in /svg/ now?
Anonymous No.527832389 >>527832512
Ding dong DING DONG
Anonymous No.527832418
>>527832251
>Tile-clacking autists also like card games
Anonymous No.527832440
>>527823329
He still plays RC almost everyday.
Anonymous No.527832464 >>527832572 >>527833020
>>527830251
Half Suji is a /mjg/ meme
Anonymous No.527832512
>>527832389
Anonymous No.527832572
>>527832464
/mjg/ doesn't play this game
Anonymous No.527832696
Anonymous No.527832801
>>527831538
where did I imply that the 1p tedashi explicitly marked 2p as "100% do not cut will deal-in". I just said the 1p cut was suspect, cutting any low pinzu against that besides the 1p itself was not a good idea, not just the 2p.
Anonymous No.527832828
Anonymous No.527832908
Anonymous No.527833020
>>527832464
long suji is
half suji can be used in conjunction with sotogawa
Anonymous No.527833053
>>527812343
>still going
Anonymous No.527833137 >>527833325
Evens make borgor when I get home
Odds eat chiggen when I get home
0 starve
Anonymous No.527833314 >>527833459 >>527833613 >>527833893 >>527834603
doko
Anonymous No.527833325 >>527833425
>>527833137
reroll
Anonymous No.527833425
>>527833325
It's for the best I'll cook them tomorrow
Anonymous No.527833459
>>527833314
Yeah Kagami is pure while Tsukasa is thinking
Anonymous No.527833613
>>527833314
I also own stuffed animals
Anonymous No.527833893 >>527834603 >>527836565
>>527833314
Kagamin is gay, so she has flower decorations.
Tsukasa is straight, so she has plushies. Girls usually have 1 stuffed animal per partner (as they get them from them)
Anonymous No.527833902 >>527834070
/mjg/ Shadowverse guild doko
Anonymous No.527833961
>>527812343
What is he doing?
Anonymous No.527834070 >>527834268
>>527833902
On IRC
Anonymous No.527834232
>>527830182
2/4
Anonymous No.527834238
>>527830182
ggs can only stay for 1 game
saar emotes are actually cute
Anonymous No.527834268
>>527834070
they're busy sucking off hitler
Anonymous No.527834286 >>527834657
>>527830182
GGs, I'm sorry
Anonymous No.527834415
Steve wouldn't apologize
Anonymous No.527834603 >>527834656 >>527835162
>>527833314
>>527833893
>girls collect stuffed animals as mementos of their relationships
Anonymous No.527834656 >>527834798
>>527834603
Now you know
Anonymous No.527834657
>>527834286
the ending was very funny i laughed at the irony
Anonymous No.527834798 >>527834910
>>527834656
It's both disgusting and cute.
I'm unsure which feeling is more dominant.
Probably disgust.
Anonymous No.527834835
>>527830182
3/4
Anonymous No.527834910 >>527834992 >>527835473 >>527836025
>>527834798
>disgusting
why?
Anonymous No.527834950
>>527830182
started!
Anonymous No.527834992 >>527835161
>>527834910
he's an incel
Anonymous No.527835161
>>527834992
What is this, Oldboy reference?
Anonymous No.527835162 >>527836025
>>527834603
Actually, that was something I just made up.
Anonymous No.527835473
>>527834910
because having over 9000 stuffed toys would indicate someone who just says "yes" to everything and then doesn't manage to keep things going at all?
Anonymous No.527835794
>>527829419
>1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9 are called something, but I don't know what
Numbers.
Anonymous No.527835805 >>527836083 >>527836163 >>527839121 >>527839176 >>527839474 >>527839858 >>527842470 >>527842659 >>527842694
dama ari south join

Majsoul Friends Room 84487(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84487
Anonymous No.527835960
>>527822301
i want to see what akochan says the deal in rate is. it's probably going to say like 45%
Anonymous No.527836012
Suji is stupid, what if they're on a kanchan, penchan, or shanpon?
Anonymous No.527836025 >>527838169 >>527844979
>>527834910
Collecting mementos of people as if they were war medals you can put on display to everyone part of your private life is both dehumanizing and humiliating. Not even considering the fact that you keep the symbolism on full display for future partners to see, as if to warn them that you have failed so many times at loving someone before them and that they will likely end up as a plushie themselves.

It's sad. And the fact that you can be so promiscuous and needy for a companionship you likely cannot mantain due to personal character flaws that you likely romanticize is disgusting.
This isn't even accounting for the fact that you are signaling greed. Who needs more than one plushie at the time? You don't need two or three, one is enough. If you cannot even be faithful to plushies, how will your be faithful in a relationship?

You should simply cheerish the memories and gift the plushies or put them somewhere that isn't your room.
>>527835162
Too late, I'm already incelschizoposting and getting angry at my exgfs for having so many plushies and bfs before me.
Anonymous No.527836083
>>527835805
3/4
Anonymous No.527836163
>>527835805
started
Anonymous No.527836224 >>527836402
>incel
>exgf
die immediately
Anonymous No.527836296 >>527836397
I'm going to save my myself for marriage
Anonymous No.527836397
>>527836296
I hope you're not coming to the summer camp then
Anonymous No.527836402 >>527836934
>>527836224
Anonymous No.527836516 >>527836682
my son only riichi ryanmen
Anonymous No.527836565
>>527833893
If Kagami is gay then she wouldn't like BL so much.
Anonymous No.527836682
>>527836516
This is a pushgod thread, take your showa era foldcucking elsewhere
Anonymous No.527836934
>>527836402
@Grok, chibify this wojak and make her look like a cute anime girl
Anonymous No.527836936 >>527837192 >>527837227 >>527838271
I still want a showa era tournament. You guys are hopeless without open tanyao. The dama ssk gods will show you how to play
Anonymous No.527837002 >>527837087
always the "I want" but never the "I will"
Anonymous No.527837087 >>527837223
>>527837002
I don't have time to run a tournament as I am a lonely wage cuck
Anonymous No.527837126
Shan't learn.
Anonymous No.527837190
thats it, I will the good post for the thread.
Anonymous No.527837192 >>527837276
>>527836936
Anonymous No.527837223 >>527837689
>>527837087
Lowely* the freudian slip...
Anonymous No.527837227
>>527836936
Frank already had a kuitan nashi aka nashi tournament and it sucked.
Anonymous No.527837230 >>527837584 >>527838094
>make a doc
>make a sign up form
>make a tournament lobby
>have a bouncer on IRC so people can contact you there
this is very difficult... for some reason
Anonymous No.527837238
>>527830182
ggs ty all!
Anonymous No.527837276
>>527837192
You can tell it's sloppa because the boobs are all wrong.
Anonymous No.527837327
>>527830182
ggs
Anonymous No.527837384
>>527830182
GG. I had some good haipais at East 1, 2, and 3 but you guys beat me from winning.
Anonymous No.527837584 >>527837760 >>527837870
>>527837230
I'm not maintaining a spreadsheet and learning how uma works
Anonymous No.527837689
>>527837223
can't tell if you meant lowly or lovely
Anonymous No.527837760
>>527837584
you don't have to do either of those kuhai
Anonymous No.527837805 >>527838076
>>527830182
Gg. Btw, wwyd. Go for all terminals? Or would you even have gone all honors?
Anonymous No.527837852 >>527838329
Just read TO book 1
Anonymous No.527837870 >>527838026
>>527837584
>spreadsheet
you shouldnt need to do this
>uma
you shouldnt need to do this either but just incase:
(final score - starting points) + uma spread
this is very difficult... for some reason
Anonymous No.527837914 >>527839374 >>527839814 >>527839857 >>527839960
>get really good haipais
>get really good draws
>reach iishanten
>the dealer riichis
>draw a live 5
>fold
>nobody was waiting on that 5
>repeat six times
MY GANGSTALKERS ARE MANIPULATING MY MAHJONG GAMES TO PSYCHOLOGICALLY TORTURE ME
Anonymous No.527837961
i want make tourney but too lazy organizing playoff
Anonymous No.527838026
>>527837870
I'm not putting on the maid outfit
Anonymous No.527838076
>>527837805
i would try to make the bamboo a link and pray I could get triplets of an honor set, with the other as a pair.
t. adept aggressive host
Anonymous No.527838094 >>527838294
>>527837230
Still stuck in the
>make google account without giving them your phone number
step
Anonymous No.527838167 >>527838281 >>527838409
Anonymous No.527838169
>>527836025
They're just keeping gifts they got from other people, you're overthinking it.
Anonymous No.527838271
>>527836936
>playing mahjong with even less agency
Anonymous No.527838272 >>527838493 >>527838584
collab doko
Anonymous No.527838281
>>527838167
le ntr face
Anonymous No.527838294 >>527838407
>>527838094
there's a skip button, at least on my phone and computer.
have you tried living in a first world country?
Anonymous No.527838329
>>527837852
i read the dam book years ago when i started during the BA collab. I get the basics of what's a live tile but i still don't have the confidence to fold when i always seem to throw away winning tiles if i do.
Anonymous No.527838407
>>527838294
no
Anonymous No.527838409
>>527838167
>no feet
What the fuck yostar? One job.
Anonymous No.527838493
>>527838272
Anonymous No.527838526
Kaguyahime's "get off" emote is definitely good encouragement.
Anonymous No.527838584
>>527838272
Anonymous No.527838698 >>527838712 >>527838868
I did not care for madoka.
Anonymous No.527838712
>>527838698
Jane WHEN
Anonymous No.527838836 >>527839615
I only watch good anime so I never bothered watching Madoka
Anonymous No.527838868
>>527838698
I enjoy Madoka but I don't think I would particularly care to roll for any of the characters if there was a collab
Anonymous No.527839121
>>527835805
3/4 again
Anonymous No.527839176
>>527835805
going for tea
Anonymous No.527839374 >>527839540 >>527839731
>>527837914
Folding is always correct if you aren't iishanten for haneman+ or tenpai already.
Anonymous No.527839474
>>527835805
started
Anonymous No.527839515 >>527839594
Pon no Michi was my first anime
Anonymous No.527839540
>>527839374
Proof?
Anonymous No.527839594
>>527839515
no it wasn't
Anonymous No.527839615
>>527838836
it sucked so hard i gave it a 3/10 on MAL and i had a lot of seething on my review
Anonymous No.527839731
>>527839374
declaring richi with 8 tiles left is peak tho
Anonymous No.527839814
>>527837914
I hate that so much, I honestly prefer getting getting shit haipais, at least that way I don't get my hopes up
Anonymous No.527839857
>>527837914
that's just mahjong for you
Anonymous No.527839858 >>527842659
>>527835805
>went for tea
>came back
>disconnected
>started
Anonymous No.527839960
>>527837914
You can push if you have 3 han + a decent wait, don't let RB1 trick you into folding a good oikake riichi just because it doesn't fit in the paradigm outlined in the book.
Anonymous No.527839992 >>527840072 >>527840084 >>527840098 >>527840160 >>527840170 >>527840204 >>527840264 >>527840269 >>527840276 >>527840413 >>527840625 >>527844765 >>527845270 >>527848067 >>527848242 >>527856015 >>527856209
Anonymous No.527840023 >>527840086
WHY IS HE ALMOST NAKED
Anonymous No.527840072
>>527839992
that third emote is excellent though
Anonymous No.527840084
>>527839992
they did the gendo emote....again
Anonymous No.527840086
>>527840023
cuz it's hot
Anonymous No.527840098
>>527839992
They're stealing his gimmick
Anonymous No.527840160 >>527840687 >>527840915
>>527839992
>42
>hair all grey
Bros...
Anonymous No.527840170
>>527839992
>42
holy boomer
Anonymous No.527840204
>>527839992
Victor! From Tekken!
Anonymous No.527840247 >>527840529
>yet another throwaway character that will never been seen outside of polluting the already shitty male banner
Anonymous No.527840264
>>527839992
ah, my favorite hobby.....gemstones
Anonymous No.527840269
>>527839992
>rich old guy from Northland
steve fucks this?
Anonymous No.527840276
>>527839992
I'm starting to think they made an AI emote template generator
Anonymous No.527840364 >>527840534 >>527840663
Captain here. How does it feel knowing my team is better than yours? How are you going to live down the humiliation of ME outranking you so completely and entirely?
Anonymous No.527840413 >>527840527 >>527840571 >>527840573
>>527839992
He has a M'ahjong and copium emote
Anonymous No.527840527
>>527840413
>tips fedora
ok sold, that shit would be so fucking tilting when hitting someone
Anonymous No.527840529 >>527840710 >>527840868
>>527840247
Oh, you'll see him, alright. I am one of the most prolific people in this general, and I'm going to main him.....unless his voice turns out to be bad.
Anonymous No.527840534 >>527840686
>>527840364
I tuned out after the second week, even if my team was in the top 8 (they aren't) I don't really care if we win or not, I feel zero connection, pure apathy on my part.
Anonymous No.527840571
>>527840413
And almost a tip fedora. Wasted opportunity
Anonymous No.527840573
>>527840413
good looking emote set
Anonymous No.527840625
>>527839992
Rolling for him
Anonymous No.527840663 >>527840708 >>527841121
>>527840364
based and onpupillled
Anonymous No.527840686 >>527841392
>>527840534
Disgusting. Its no wonder your team is doing so poorly.
Anonymous No.527840687 >>527840792
>>527840160
Thats fair
t. graying at 30
Anonymous No.527840708
>>527840663
that aint onpu
Anonymous No.527840710
>>527840529
An anon really enjoys this new character? Yes! Seeing others personal joy and fulfillment makes me happier myself!
Anonymous No.527840792
>>527840687
it's over
Anonymous No.527840868 >>527841086 >>527841106
>>527840529
>unless his voice turns out to be bad.
Unlikely considering this is who's voicing him
Anonymous No.527840915
>>527840160
Better be graying than outright bald patch
>t. 30
Anonymous No.527840932
Both of the new characters are bland design wise.
Anonymous No.527840998
disingenuous chihoriposting is somehow even worse than the scornful ones
Anonymous No.527841086 >>527841191 >>527841304
>>527840868
Literal who characters
t. Hasn't watched anime since 2002
Anonymous No.527841106
>>527840868
holy shit.....aizen...my fuarking hero
Anonymous No.527841121
>>527840663
Cease gangstalker!
Anonymous No.527841191 >>527841432
>>527841086
>Hasn't watched anime since 2002
Trigun is on that list anon...
Anonymous No.527841304
>>527841086
He is the emperor in puppetkino
Anonymous No.527841382 >>527841476 >>527841506 >>527841521 >>527841848
which anon is the most smoochable
Anonymous No.527841392
>>527840686
I play to the best of my ability, but it's difficult to do well when you're drafted to a team with 8 other jobbers. I try my best to help them but they're so bad they would still mess up even if they had wallhacks.
Anonymous No.527841402 >>527841887
WWYD?
Anonymous No.527841432
>>527841191
Bold of you to think I didn't watch the dub of Trigun
Anonymous No.527841476
>>527841382
Depends on which character he use.
Anonymous No.527841506
>>527841382
shoo
Anonymous No.527841521 >>527841661
>>527841382
one of the jongers
Anonymous No.527841658
>>527785257 (OP)
cricku, crakku, snappu
Anonymous No.527841661 >>527841729
>>527841521
Please stop sexpesting their doragon
Anonymous No.527841729 >>527841843
>>527841661
how did you know?
Anonymous No.527841843
>>527841729
I could see the invisible Miko emote
Anonymous No.527841848 >>527842883
>>527841382
shouryu
Anonymous No.527841851 >>527841997 >>527842042
>pedophile character who's entire schtick is being old
why isn't he the face of this general?
Anonymous No.527841887
>>527841402
2m dama for now, cut one 3s if i get 4567m or 34p later
Anonymous No.527841997
>>527841851
we're all the little girls
Anonymous No.527842042 >>527842168
>>527841851
He's about to be replaced
Anonymous No.527842083
Soon frens
Anonymous No.527842168
>>527842042
The only good thing about this character is the seiyuu
Anonymous No.527842308 >>527842363 >>527842364 >>527842441 >>527842545 >>527842565
Ranking mjg males:
S-tier
>Akagi, Archer, Gilgamesh, Zan, Joseph, A37
A-tier
>Washizu, Wanjirou, Jonkler, Musa, Zechs, Ryan, Saki
Everyone else-tier
>everyone else
-POWERGAP-
Abysmal dogshit tier
>Lelouch, Suzaku, Wanjirou
Anonymous No.527842363 >>527842435
>>527842308
You put wanjirou twice
Anonymous No.527842364 >>527842435
>>527842308
>Wanjirou simultaneously in A-tier and dogshit tier
Anonymous No.527842435
>>527842364
>>527842363
Player diff
Anonymous No.527842441 >>527842548
>>527842308
Now rate /mjg/ males
Anonymous No.527842470 >>527842582
>>527835805
ggs
Anonymous No.527842545 >>527842742
>>527842308
who the fuck is zan
Anonymous No.527842548
>>527842441
there is literally no evidence that there is a single male on /mjg/
Anonymous No.527842559
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_JP/status/1594888401198624768
Anonymous No.527842565 >>527842865 >>527843925
>>527842308
>Fate characters
>S-tier
Not an opinion worth listening to, as expected.
Anonymous No.527842582
>>527842470
And a pleasant kimchi bibimbab to you too, young lady.
Anonymous No.527842617 >>527842702 >>527842738 >>527842898
Ranking mjg males:
S-tier
>hierarch, florg
A-tier
>sakimademeplay,shamiko,kress
Everyone else-tier
>everyone else
-POWERGAP-
Abysmal dogshit tier
>lain,BULKVANDERHUGE
Anonymous No.527842659 >>527843890
>>527835805
ggs

>>527839858
That's what you get for being a tea drinking fag. Real men drink dr. paper.
Anonymous No.527842694
>>527835805
>forced terminal draw
rigged room
ggs nya
Anonymous No.527842702
>>527842617
Shouldn't Florg be on the femboy power chart?
Anonymous No.527842738
>>527842617
>ssmp that high
Anonymous No.527842742
>>527842545
light force damage to 1 target
Anonymous No.527842769 >>527842825
now do the /mjg/ females
Anonymous No.527842825
>>527842769
Anonymous No.527842865
>>527842565
Not everyone can be based
Anonymous No.527842883
>>527841848
Anonymous No.527842898
>>527842617
>Abysmal dogshit tier
>>lain,BULKVANDERHUGE
This but also R****0
Anonymous No.527843102 >>527843346
NNNNNNGGG
HHHNNNNNNGGGG
AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH
Anonymous No.527843226
>cute male
>cunny
everyone else is unkissable
Anonymous No.527843232
Another outstanding burger contribution to /mjg/.
Anonymous No.527843346
>>527843102
imagine the smell
Anonymous No.527843386 >>527843447 >>527843545
It's late euroneet hours
Anonymous No.527843413
I'm South American
Anonymous No.527843424 >>527843557
Ranking repomaids?
Anonymous No.527843447 >>527843526 >>527843647
>>527843386
euros still sleeping
Anonymous No.527843526
>>527843447
I'm shitposting at 4am thoughbeit
Anonymous No.527843545
>>527843386
stop calling me out
Anonymous No.527843557
>>527843424
It's a body count leaderboard
Anonymous No.527843620 >>527843962 >>527844393 >>527844781
if i was a neet id kill myself. i couldnt take the directionless existence with no hope or plan
Anonymous No.527843647 >>527843932 >>527843998
>>527843447
then explain >>527812343
Anonymous No.527843890 >>527846428
>>527842659
>dr. paper.
Mountain Dew is better.
Anonymous No.527843925
>>527842565
Why are SG fags like this?
Anonymous No.527843932
>>527843647
chinks are not euros last I checked
Anonymous No.527843946 >>527844393
if i was a wagie id kill myself
Anonymous No.527843953 >>527844537
>feel like I'm doing okay
>if I have a question about a specific thing and want to check if it was right or wrong I check mortal and maka to get feedback
>have a shit game
>even if it was my fault, have a total mental breakdown and cannot even bear to look at it, even if it would be a good learning experience
Anonymous No.527843962
>>527843620
imagine that neet playing this shit game for several hours every day lmao
Anonymous No.527843998 >>527844037
>>527843647
That's a south armerican.
Anonymous No.527844037 >>527844068
>>527843998
?
Anonymous No.527844068 >>527844327
>>527844037
that's a south american
Anonymous No.527844096
if I was a neet I'd kill myslef, I have too much liability right now
Anonymous No.527844283 >>527844416
You shouldn't play more than 1 game a day.
Anonymous No.527844327
>>527844068
so american
Anonymous No.527844329
I don't even play one game a day
Anonymous No.527844393
evends >>527843946
odds >>527843620
0 do a flip
Anonymous No.527844416
>>527844283
A week*
Anonymous No.527844532
lol coping wagie
Anonymous No.527844537 >>527845159
>>527843953
how are you going to get better if you refuse to look at a chunk of your logs because you feel like you did poorly?
Anonymous No.527844765
>>527839992
>CV: Show Hayami
Is Hayami going to get me a job?
Anonymous No.527844781 >>527845030 >>527845038
>>527843620
So what are you saying is that under the same circumstances, you wouldn't have the self-confidence to go on living? What a pathetic and immature mindset blighted by useless and childish pride.
A weak mentarulet is what you are.
If your haipai and draws are shit, you keep fighting anyway. The way the hand will be useful in the grand scheme of things can't be known, only guessed.
If I could, I'd live 30 trillion and more lives like this. Life is the most fun when it's confusing and almost hopeless.
Anonymous No.527844979
>>527836025
The fact that you conflate them with medals or trophies says more about you than of them.
Anonymous No.527845030 >>527845216
>>527844781
yikes
Anonymous No.527845038 >>527845216
>>527844781
if my haipai and draws are shit and its S4 and im down 20k i go wash dishes
Anonymous No.527845159
>>527844537
I know it's slowing me down, I literally just can't handle it mentally. This actually makes it worse because I'm aware of it and it can create a feedback loop.
Anonymous No.527845216
>>527845030
Redditor.
>>527845038
Weak.
Anonymous No.527845270 >>527845643
>>527839992
>Hayami Sho
Isn't he the guy who voiced Azami in Shokugeki no Souma? Dude has a super nice voice.

Damn, they really want Saturne to turn everybody gay, huh?
Anonymous No.527845298 >>527845607
>/r9k/ entered the thread
jesus christ, can we move league semis to autumn or something?
Anonymous No.527845607
>>527845298
Why do you think yourself better than them? We are literally in the same bucket.
Anonymous No.527845643 >>527846342
>>527845270
They can't turn me gay. I'm already gay.
Anonymous No.527845758 >>527846023
aw man
Anonymous No.527846023
>>527845758
Anonymous No.527846103 >>527846314 >>527846503 >>527848958 >>527849021 >>527849035 >>527849208
Majsoul Friends Room 56940(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=56940
Standard rules.
Anonymous No.527846314
>>527846103
2/4
Anonymous No.527846342 >>527846412 >>527846579
>>527845643
same
michaeao?
Anonymous No.527846412
>>527846342
>names
Anonymous No.527846428 >>527846574
>>527843890
>mountain piss
Gross, I bet you drink baja blast.
Anonymous No.527846503
>>527846103
Started.
Anonymous No.527846574
>>527846428
>baja blast.
dafuk is that? I stopped drinking soda since years anyway...
Anonymous No.527846579
>>527846342
yes
Anonymous No.527846669
I drink baja blast.
It actually goes well with absinthe.
himekawahibiki-10.png
Anonymous No.527846868 >>527847016 >>527847050
I literally only eat hamburgers and drink dr.pepper
also eat 2kg of icecream every other day
I'm not fat
Anonymous No.527847016
>>527846868
id start bulking up, diabetes is much less kind to skinny people
Anonymous No.527847038 >>527847117 >>527847121 >>527847184 >>527847452
Good day! I will be hosting a Regular Tourney on September! That is all, thank you!
Anonymous No.527847050
>>527846868
based american
Anonymous No.527847117 >>527847331
>>527847038
are you going to drink yourself to death before it finishes?
Anonymous No.527847121 >>527847331
>>527847038
Oh no, Anon is going to shoot himself in the back of the head five times!
Anonymous No.527847184
>>527847038
Thank you. I've been low on reputation points and need to win some more
Anonymous No.527847206
Good day! I will be hosting a Gimmick Tourney on September! That is all, thank you!
Anonymous No.527847257 >>527847373 >>527847559
Maybe I should stop being gay
Anonymous No.527847310
Predator vs Prey 2 starts the last week of August, look forward to it dabe!
Anonymous No.527847331
>>527847117
>>527847121
No because I have a backup TO this time in case something happens!
Anonymous No.527847373 >>527847493
>>527847257
you can just be bi
Anonymous No.527847425 >>527847594
Good kidmorning! I will be hosting the Pedophile Tournament on October!
Don't forget to pick your favorite child for it!
Anonymous No.527847452 >>527847648
>>527847038
You always grinch them what's the point
Anonymous No.527847493
>>527847373
That's why I can stop being gay
Anonymous No.527847559 >>527847624
>>527847257
can i give you your last gay blowjob? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease??????
Anonymous No.527847594 >>527847726
>>527847425
I pick >>527817369
Anonymous No.527847624 >>527847782
>>527847559
That's a femanon.
Anonymous No.527847648 >>527847715
>>527847452
He completed 1 and 3, while he grinched 2 and 4. If the pattern is right, he will complete 5.
Anonymous No.527847715
>>527847648
not if I have something to say about it
Anonymous No.527847726 >>527848517
>>527847594
that's a toddler...
Anonymous No.527847782
>>527847624
oh...well can i be her first straight blowjob????? PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE??????
Anonymous No.527847831 >>527849046
Anonymous No.527847898 >>527849046
Anonymous No.527847928 >>527849046
Anonymous No.527847957 >>527848278 >>527848345 >>527848598
poko
Anonymous No.527848002
evens make a room
odds cool bed
0
Anonymous No.527848067 >>527848263
>>527839992
Finally a character older than me.
Too bad the bond outfit is a bit too gay.
Anonymous No.527848153 >>527848259
What cursed hour are we even in? Amerimutt overtime?
Anonymous No.527848242
>>527839992
>aizen's VA
Tempting...
Anonymous No.527848259
>>527848153
39 year old hours
Anonymous No.527848263 >>527848360
>>527848067
would you like to buy life insurance?
Anonymous No.527848278
>>527847957
For me is Illya.
Anonymous No.527848345
>>527847957
>prillyatroons
it's over
https://x.com/PokerChase_JP/status/1935171146586144770
Anonymous No.527848360
>>527848263
life insurance are a scam, buy a memorial plan instead
Anonymous No.527848440
Anonymous No.527848517
>>527847726
It's Baby Rosalina though
Anonymous No.527848598
>>527847957
Anonymous No.527848689 >>527848780 >>527848816 >>527848927 >>527848946
which prillya u fug
Anonymous No.527848780
>>527848689
Kuro
Kuro bareback babymaking unprotected sex
Anonymous No.527848816
>>527848689
>choosing just one
Rookie mistake. I take the 3 at once.
Anonymous No.527848927
>>527848689
Illya(18)
Anonymous No.527848946
>>527848689
Kuro but with condoms because racemixing is bad
Anonymous No.527848958
>>527846103
Kusoge
Anonymous No.527848960 >>527849343
Anonymous No.527849021
>>527846103
GG
Anonymous No.527849035
>>527846103
GG.
Total hat domination.
Anonymous No.527849046
>>527847831
>>527847898
>>527847928
YOU SUCK MAH COCK KAGUYA
Anonymous No.527849208
>>527846103
gg, thanks for the room.
Anonymous No.527849223
>"racemixing is bad"
>t. eurasian negroid chimera of jewish creation
Anonymous No.527849259
burger hours...
Anonymous No.527849343
>>527848960
gonna dunk on some nips with wizard
Anonymous No.527849382 >>527849589 >>527849975
>Play 2 matches in Friends Room (including matches with AI)
>1/2
Doko
Anonymous No.527849423 >>527850902
burger hours
Anonymous No.527849457
What even is the point of online poker? It's all math and guessing. Souless.
Anonymous No.527849541
I had trips
Anonymous No.527849589 >>527850902
>>527849382
just make a 1 hand friendly with AI
Anonymous No.527849896 >>527850262 >>527850330 >>527853847
fujoshis use male homosexuality as a fetish (as 'standing-in-for') to explore eroticism distanced from the ego due to the internalised social taboo of open female erotic desire in the hangover of cultures emphasising female sexual chastity. All BL is written in replication of heterosexual romantic relationships rather than actual homosexual dynamics for this reason, because the interest is in using men as a proxy to avoid the strong internal guilt of sexual transgression. This is also why fujoshis often get into BL during the years of puberty as they desire sexual exploration without risk to the ego. Fujos in this sense are more neurotic versions of yumejos as they cannot even admit to themselves their own desire, while yumejos are closer to a pygmalion who use their fictional totems to avoid the fear and anxiety of real sexual experience and romantic rejection (see also: waifu fags). Thus Fujos will encourage homosexuality through erotic roleplay as all roleplay is by its nature depersonalising and hence safe.
Mahjong.
Anonymous No.527849975 >>527850714 >>527851573
>>527849382
koko
Majsoul Friends Room 64209(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=64209
Anonymous No.527850262
>>527849896
I read your post.
Anonymous No.527850330 >>527850797 >>527853265
>>527849896
but what about yuri
Anonymous No.527850714
>>527849975
3/4
Anonymous No.527850797
>>527850330
Stand-in for based and redpilled tendencies.
Anonymous No.527850902 >>527851061
>>527849423
>>527849589
Children dont have those curves.
Anonymous No.527851014 >>527852605
>get bullshited into dama haneman ron first row and killed through multiple tsumos
>mortal would have also dealt in
Thank you mortal I can cope at peace
Anonymous No.527851061 >>527851214 >>527851548
>>527850902
sexy children do
Anonymous No.527851214 >>527853020
>>527851061
Nothing sexy about sloppa
Anonymous No.527851302 >>527851446
Is Cynthia white or asian?
Anonymous No.527851446
>>527851302
She's from One Han City
Anonymous No.527851548 >>527853020
>>527851061
Anonymous No.527851573
>>527849975
Anonymous No.527851683
Orso...
Bonney...
BWEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.527852605 >>527852671
>>527851014
>"just kill yourself, NOW!"
>"yes my liege, hail the machine spirit-ACK"
Sometimes I worry about the future of humanity.
Are we really destined to just become machine cucks while they do the meta cognition for us?
Anonymous No.527852671
>>527852605
Don't worry anon, I will never copebot my discards
Anonymous No.527852789 >>527852895 >>527852909 >>527853963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LfT5qJH2zc
Anonymous No.527852895
>>527852789
Anonymous No.527852909
>>527852789
HEY HEY!
Anonymous No.527852995 >>527853076
mortal will lose against celestials
Anonymous No.527853020
>>527851214
gomen
for (You) >>527851548
Anonymous No.527853076
>>527852995
And celestials lose to adeptchads.
Anonymous No.527853149
variance
Anonymous No.527853216 >>527853320 >>527853638 >>527854164 >>527855416
Would you rather:
>do always the right thing and lose
>do always the wrong thing and win
?
Anonymous No.527853250
>>527812343
Hat... Stop...
Anonymous No.527853265
>>527850330
Vehicle to find abuse targets
Anonymous No.527853320
>>527853216
a little bit of a, a little bit of b
Anonymous No.527853394
Oh shit it's the day of the year in which hat does a 24h stream?
Anonymous No.527853638
>>527853216
Always win
Anonymous No.527853836 >>527854206 >>527859183 >>527859741
Narberal Gamma
Playstyle: Would rather break Tenpai than feed others
Favorite Yaku: Tanyao, Pinfu
Anonymous No.527853847 >>527853898
>>527849896
This genuinely checks out I think. Great post anon, even if this is off-topic.
Anonymous No.527853898 >>527854416
>>527853847
>off-topic
But he said mahjong`
Anonymous No.527853963
>>527852789
Our /guys/
Anonymous No.527854164 >>527854547
>>527853216
What's the drawback of the second option?
Anonymous No.527854206
>>527853836
>fold cuckquean
Anonymous No.527854416 >>527854529
>>527853898
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/even-if
Anonymous No.527854529 >>527854607
>>527854416
But like I said, he said mahjong?
So it's not offtopic
Anonymous No.527854547 >>527854949
>>527854164
The moral and ethical corruption implications.
As human beings we should strive for justice.
Taking the second option means giving up your own humanity.
Anonymous No.527854607 >>527854710
>>527854529
Check its idiom definition.
Anonymous No.527854710
>>527854607
Well Cambridge is a bunch of whores
Anonymous No.527854940 >>527855195 >>527855476 >>527855901 >>527858203 >>527858382 >>527858641 >>527859558 >>527859827
Hey cuties!
I summon ye... to play mahjong with me!
Come play.
Majsoul Friends Room 67659(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=67659
Anonymous No.527854949
>>527854547
You're not a real Aru. You must be imposter
Anonymous No.527855195 >>527855476
>>527854940
shan't
Anonymous No.527855416 >>527855924
>>527853216
First, I get way more tilted from knowingly fucking up than getting unlucky because my ego is attached to my skill.
Anonymous No.527855476
>>527854940
2/4!
I'm giving away free flow.
So come claim it by playing with us!
>>527855195
BUT WE NEED YOU
Anonymous No.527855901
>>527854940
We are complete and starting!
Thanks for joining friends!
Good luck and enjoy the game.
Anonymous No.527855924
>>527855416
>"my ego is attached to my skill"
>plays a game that actively punishes skill
Anonymous No.527856015
>>527839992
He has a tattoo on his stomach identical to Steve's coat insignia. That means they fuck.
Anonymous No.527856209
>>527839992
What's with the armband? Is he a nazi?
Anonymous No.527856210 >>527856394 >>527856917
I've plateaued after hitting Master 1 how do I cope
Anonymous No.527856394 >>527856689
>>527856210
I personally just want to get M1 and then stop playing.
Anonymous No.527856689 >>527857117 >>527857284
>>527856394
>stop playing right after you finish the tutorial level
Anonymous No.527856917
>>527856210
it takes time to acclimate to jade room. after that you should climb
Anonymous No.527857117
>>527856689
I’m a magjong journalist, shant advance beyond the intro
Anonymous No.527857130 >>527857225 >>527857252 >>527857749
Burger hours are getting more atrocious by the day
Anonymous No.527857167 >>527857492 >>527857716 >>527857948 >>527858307
Don't just take it as "flow" vs. "digital". That's a common mistake.

Take it as "playing the players" vs. "playing the game".

For example, let's say you have AAABBBCCC67799. what do you reach on? discarding the 7 leaves you with a 5-8 wait (8 tiles in deck) but discarding the 6 leaves you with a 7-9 (4 tiles in deck).

the 5-8 wait is playing the game - tons more out there, much higher probability of self-draw.

the 7-9 is playing the players - the 9 is a suji trap from the 6, and much more likely to be discarded than a 5-8.

"Flow" isn't always "crazy anime bullcrap" - it is reading the state of the game beyond the raw tiles seen.

Some other things that count as "occult":

"that guy, when he has multipel single dragons, discards the Green last"

"when that person needs to pick an unsafe tile, they will often discard something they have multiples of"

play the players, not just the game.
Anonymous No.527857225
>>527857130
These are AUS hours thoughbeit.
Anonymous No.527857252
>>527857130
RIght sorry, not enough faggy erp and irc circle jerking for you europoor?
Anonymous No.527857284 >>527857507
>>527856689
>actually you have to keep playing this luck based game so I can feel good about myself when I luckshit and call it skill and you lose and call you a retard
Let's play a real game where real skill is involved, anon-chama.
Anonymous No.527857313 >>527857578
Say something nice about each other
Anonymous No.527857492
>>527857167
That's analogue not flow thoughbeit
Anonymous No.527857507 >>527857875
>>527857284
If you don't like it, just quit it now. Why wait until Master 1? You're just afraid of playing against anyone with a modicum of competence.
Anonymous No.527857578
>>527857313
I think of you guys as my friends
Anonymous No.527857592 >>527857893
dog cum
Anonymous No.527857716 >>527858083
>>527857167
100% written by someone who hasn't played mahjong at a level higher than Gold Room. Mahjong is a game of tsumo and trap plays are overrated.
>"when that person needs to pick an unsafe tile, they will often discard something they have multiples of"
They literally watched the Akagi Urabe right before writing this drivel.
Anonymous No.527857749
>>527857130
Uh oh everyone daddy woke up, now we have to behave or he'll whine some more
Anonymous No.527857875
>>527857507
I've raped /mjg/ saints and celestials, though.
Not because I was better than them at the game or I had a deeper understanding, I was just luckier.
What I'm afraid of is the colossal amount of time you have to invest in the game to rank up.
The baiman damas in the first row south 2 that force you to play an unwinnable game begging for a miracle to save you, and right when it's about to happen it's taken away from you by a gomi hand.
The variance that completely cucks you from winning.
I'm scared of giving a shit about a game that doesn't care about me.
Anonymous No.527857893
>>527857592
Please do not make such atrocious posts with Haruna, consider Hannah
Anonymous No.527857948 >>527858083 >>527858170
>>527857167
Did you get this from reddit? These are the thoughts of a bad player.
Anonymous No.527858054
I've raped /mjg/ (sexually)
Anonymous No.527858078 >>527858182
If you can't get to M1, it is 1000% a skill issue
Godlies fall over themselves to get into 4th, you have to be actively trying to struggle in kekspert
Anonymous No.527858083
>>527857948
Yes, I just wanted to be sure that we are all autistic asocial tsumofags ITT.
I don't consider the players on the other side of the screen to be people, just bots.
>>527857716
This doesn't even apply to silver room, it maybe applies to friendlies.
Anonymous No.527858170
>>527857948
>Moderator for the /r/mahjong subreddit
Holy shit it's bleak over there.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Mahjong/comments/3syges/comment/cx1rw26/
Anonymous No.527858182 >>527858546
>>527858078
You can't even type goldies, you fucking fat fingered illiterate nigger.
You are just a luckshitter and don't know it, fuck off with your skillcope.
Anonymous No.527858203
>>527854940
Thanks for the game cuties.
Down to 2/4!
Come claim your free flow for today!
Anonymous No.527858307
>>527857167
>the 7-9 is playing the players - the 9 is a suji trap from the 6, and much more likely to be discarded than a 5-8.
anon, no one gives a shit about ron with that hand
it's suuankou for fuck's sake
Anonymous No.527858382 >>527858641
>>527854940
Gotta go, thanks for the games.
Anonymous No.527858407
i want to smooch cuties anon
Anonymous No.527858431 >>527858490 >>527858509
Not to toot our own horn too much but why have we cultivated better mahjong discussion than most places on the internet?
Anonymous No.527858490
>>527858431
adepts playing with saints on regular basis and learning shit they're not supposed to will do that
Anonymous No.527858509 >>527858571
>>527858431
Strongest Mahjong Community in the West.
(All Europeans and Chinese btw)
Anonymous No.527858546
>>527858182
Yeah you're right, I'm a dribbling retard and even I managed to get to M1
Why can't you? It's not luck I promise you that
Anonymous No.527858571 >>527858742 >>527858751 >>527858764
>>527858509
Aren't most of our Saints and Celestials from NA?
Anonymous No.527858641
>>527854940
Okay so I've lost this >>527858382 anon but I also managed to gain one!
So the current state is still 2/4!
Anonymous No.527858742
>>527858571
Aren't they all Asian-Americans?
Anonymous No.527858751
>>527858571
Those are the Chinese ones. True Americans play mahjongg.
Anonymous No.527858752
I have no fucking idea what I'm doing most of the time but I haven't been sent back to adept so I guess that's good?
Anonymous No.527858764
>>527858571
1 of our celestials is chinese, the other is french or from some eu shithole
saints are all over the place
Anonymous No.527858962
I've been back to adept once, fell from Master 1
Anonymous No.527859041 >>527859487
I would KMS myself irl if I ever deranked to adept.
Anonymous No.527859049 >>527859206
I stalked the "flow is playing the players" guy a little more and at the time of writing that post he had been playing mahjong for SIX YEARS and was actively looping between Jokyuu and Tokujou. Today that would be analogous to looping Gold room.
Anonymous No.527859183 >>527859703
>>527853836
wrong battle meido, frank
Anonymous No.527859206 >>527859462
>>527859049
Proof?
Anonymous No.527859462
>>527859206

https://nodocchi.moe/tenhoulog/#!&name=11DBHK
Anonymous No.527859487 >>527859585
>>527859041
You should kiss your sister even if you don't derank.
Anonymous No.527859558
>>527854940
STILL 2/4!
Room is staying open until this one anon leaves or the room fills up.
If you don't feel like waiting then no hard feelings anon.
But I can't believe I don't have you in my friends list.
Anonymous No.527859585 >>527859692
>>527859487
Maybe I will. Her birthday is coming, it's the only day in the year I can hug her.
Anonymous No.527859635 >>527859659 >>527859683
D-rank? Someone like you is not even worthy of being called F-rank.
Anonymous No.527859659
>>527859635
...Frank?
Anonymous No.527859671
Anonymous No.527859683 >>527859826
>>527859635
for me, it's d-frag
Anonymous No.527859692
>>527859585
If you’re gonna kiss her might as well grab her ass too
Anonymous No.527859703
>>527859183
yeah should have been her
Anonymous No.527859724 >>527859879 >>527859940 >>527859959
Fancy being big in Japan…? This could be your break!


We have been approached by a Japanese TV show production company that makes a funny variety show where comedians explore why different people visit Japan. There is interest in featuring WRC players!
Typically, a camera crew will interview inbound visitors at the airport and then follow up later to see what they’ve been doing. If you’re already in Japan, you’re unlikely to be selected simply due to the way the format is designed.
We have no control if WRC will be picked up and even less control over whether any individual is picked up. What we are doing is collecting the flight numbers and dates of those interested in participating, so they can β€œambush” you off the flight and get an interview. It may be that you don’t get picked up at all… Unfortunately, I can’t tell you if you will be but nothing ventured, nothing gained.
If you are interested, please reply to this mail with the following:
-Your name and country

-Your flight number, airport, arrival date and time

-An additional photo or two to help identify you

-Any extra description like height or suitcase style

-Whether you speak English or Japanese (fluency in neither is required!)
(If you have already sent this information over discord, please don’t feel the need to do it again).
Again, I can’t make promises on whether this will happen but if one or more WRC players are picked up, it will definitely be a fun experience.
Thank you in advance!
Anonymous No.527859741 >>527859798
>>527853836
I guess I'll have to read up on this character
Anonymous No.527859798 >>527860456
>>527859741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGqS2Iz7Lvc
Anonymous No.527859826
>>527859683
what about f-lorg
Anonymous No.527859827
>>527854940
We actually made it!
Started!
Good luck anons!
Anonymous No.527859879 >>527859913 >>527859978
>>527859724
What the hell is this? Why would I want to be "big in Japan?"
Anonymous No.527859913
>>527859879
You can be the next Davido-kun
Anonymous No.527859940 >>527860054
>>527859724
for a moment I thought it was WME OC...
fukujimihoko-8.png
Anonymous No.527859959
>>527859724
last image for that?
Anonymous No.527859978
>>527859879
Chain smoker ojisan γƒ–γ‚·γƒΌ
Anonymous No.527860054
>>527859940
Glad it wasn't just me.
Anonymous No.527860112
If mjg is the strongest community why arent we world champion?
Anonymous No.527860159
>>527860134
>>527860134
>>527860134
Anonymous No.527860172
Jobber Professional Mahjong League is on, Fatsumata and Ossan hooked up to oxygen at the table. Apparently only part of the broadcast is free and you have to subscribe to get the rest :)))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY9XT7mV3f0
Anonymous No.527860456 >>527860586
>>527859798
Oh, so she's this kind of woman.
Anonymous No.527860586
>>527860456
She's very autistic and racist towards humans, yes.
Anonymous No.527871664
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Anonymous No.527874498
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Anonymous No.527878408
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