Thread 527809116

Property of Jib Edition

>Currently Discussed Servers
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, Legion coming soon)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive ToT on the 30th)

>Upcoming Servers
Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client) - Launch date 26th of July

>Guilds
- Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone

>Turtle
Vanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)
Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app

>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
https://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX

>Previous Thread
>>527675554

why is jib naked

>>527809018
I'm gonna pick mining and blacksmithing on my woyer :)

Anyone wanna play together on Epoch launch?

I'm gonna play a druid and can tank or heal so you can be whatever you want!

>>527809327
i'm going to pick tailoring, cooking and herbalism on my gnome priest

>>527809329
terrible microwave

>>527809329
im gonna be a druid so I can tank or heal

>>527809329
Cut your fingernails fag.

I need my knot touched

>>527809329
Z A G R E B
A
G
R
E
B

>>527809629
Jib...

>>527809327
I'll go tailor/ench because I can't be arsed to farm nodes in a possibly dead server. Either they get their shit together and fix professions later or the server dies, either way I'll save myself for the retarded farm.

Jib has been found

They don't understand the things I say on 4chan~
All my zuggers elven supremacists zugger hail Vereesa~
Zugger hail Vereesa~
Zugger hail Vereesa~

>>527809547
i need my cage unlocked

>>527810276
you will be perma locked you sissy

>>527810594
oh...

>>527809329
>man hands
>poor manicure
>ill-fitting ring
>poor cuticle health
0/10

>>527810702
oh what? get down on your knees and service your betters you slut

>>527810941
anon not in the thread please

>>527810387
aoi and felkiss being size queens...

>>527809329
a confirmed biofem? i will pledge my life to you, my queen

>>527811356
this photo gets reposted every few months

>>527810981
or what?
are you going to leak your sissygasm all over the thread?
pathetic

>>527810743
>poor manicure
>poor cuticle health

you. are. a. homosexual.

>>527811356
>>527811397
you guys missed the actual biofem who posted her tits with timestamp months ago, shit was cash

>>527811554
that was sylma's hrtitties

>>527809329
hand of a man

>>527811554
that photo was lifted off another board

>>527811516
i take personal hygeine very seriously nigger
if you cant even bother to make yourself look decent for thirsty troons on 4chan then i cant even imagine what you look like on the daily

>>527811473
shut up!!!!

>>527811516
i'm disgusted by your poor manicure, faggot
do better

>t. woman

>>527810743
how can you even tell all that? it just looks like a hand to me. the ring is pretty gaudy though.

>>527811554
This never happened.

>>527812295
hi tourist plebbit called you have to go back

will epoch have any decent gooner mods?

>>527812872
>no proofs

>>527813606
>spoonfeed me
no thanks faggot

>>527813481
nope, you'll be stuck in the coldsteelj mines forever if you play on epoch

>>527813481
epoch is the anti-gooner server. addons are not allowed

>>527809116 (OP)
>still not including in the op
fmc is running scared

>>527813481
yes, it will even have a mare equivalent so you can run a sissy night elf femboy with a big round ass for everyone to see.

We have already decided that the /wpsg/ Epoch guild will be called . These are the rules we've come up with. A few have been updated so if you've already read these before you need to read again. Not knowing the rules is no excuse and will result in a ban.

1- No trannies. No femboys. No exceptions.

2- No female characters. You play a male character or you don't play. You will never be a real woman in real life and you will never be a fake woman in our guild.

3- No discord accounts that are less than six months old. We will cross reference the discord you use with a database we've established of known FMCers. If you are on the list, it will be at our discretion whether you are allowed to join us or not.

4- If you play a hunter you are not allowed to have a wolf pet.

5- A loot council will decide what loot you get.

6- The raid lead will decide what spec you play.

7- Mandatory consume checks before raids. If you don't bring the right consumes you will be kicked. Logs will be checked after each raid and if you didn't consume enough we will bar you from next week's raid.

8- Shitters will be kicked from raid. We don't care if it's accident or not. Fuck up and you will be kicked.

9- If you're caught shitposting in the thread you will be kicked.

10- Anyone who stirs drama will be kicked. Have beef with another player? Keep it to yourself. We will kick you.

11- Mandatory raid attendance. Miss too many raids? Don't bother coming to the rest. You won't be invited. If you are caught pugging during a raid, you will be kicked from the guild.

12- You will be forced to do a voice verification test on discord. This will be done as an extra step to weed out undesirables. Voice chat is required for raids but you are expected to mute your mic. Only the raid leader may speak.

13- If the GM suspects you are a tranny you may be subjected to take a testosterone test. Troons will be banned.

That is all for now.

>>527814273
how did you know....

>527814349
filtering this post, tired of it

>>527814563
because epoch won.

i will hit 100k honorable kills as a warrior and get rank 14 then i will quit 'poch

What is Jib body count?

>527814349
>filtering this post, tired of it

>>527814730
no one cares sunethil go back to fuck fish in the ass in whatever putrid cloister you two get together

>>527814349
>No gear requirements
>no enchantment requirements
0/10 ngmi, not even clearing MC

>>527814954
sune is a paladin retard

why is it always paladins?

I want to know what Jib did that made Elicia and Asalys ironically shitpost on him for over a week now without break.

>>527814954
i thought sunethil was tauren property

>>527813481
I just want the unskeleton undead bodies but also have a removeable jaw...

e-e-epochxisters.... everyone is laughing at us again because our DOA server requires 40 hours of farming a week and bis gear to do deadmines....

No vampires.
No werewolves.
No demons.
Loot distribution is done through an addon where you play a round of The Price is Right.

>>527815223
those two are pretending to be woman so they bitch and gossip and backstab like women as much as possible

>>527815321
Sunethil cucks Fish by fucking Telol. Once Telol is finish, Sunethil pegs Fish.

>>527815391
>because our DOA server requires 40 hours of farming a week and bis gear to do deadmines....
god i wish.

>>527815391
LFM DEADMINES FULL RUN BE ATTUNED HAVE 150/150 ALCH AND ENCHANTING FOR BUFFS BRING YOU OWN ELIXIRS GEAR CHECK AT DOOR

>>527815456
https://legacy-wow.com/wotlk-addons/peggle/

>>527815623
ALSO DEFIAS SET HR

>>527815501
True but Jib also spent a better portion of a year trying and failing to hook up with both of them as well as other failed males like Elaynna and Sylma, at points begging them for sex. Just wondering what caused the rift.

>>527815456
i'll only play if the answers are blind, going first in the price is right is rigged against you, only fair if answers are revealed after everyone has answered

Deadmines more like Deadonarrival ho ho ho ho ho ho

>>527815223
How do you know it is them?

>>527815637
this will be the real reason Epoch wins...

>>527815223
What, why would i shitpost about Jib?

>>527814109
that's so funny bugma

>>527815391
it's funny how I saw this exact line of reasoning in their discord
>people are gonna minmax the shit out of the game and anyone who doesn't gets left behind
>just group with the people who are left behind then
>THERE WON'T BE ANY EVERYONE WILL MINMAX OK????
people are fucking retarded holy shit

>>527815692
>didnt HR cruel barb
ngmi

>>527815698
>jib begged for skoll's ultra sloppy seconds
gross

>>527815769
It's them. They slipped up posting draenei screenshots. Nobody in FMC uses the draenei patch except them.
>>527815803
That's what I want to know.

It's so good to be back

leveller's life in turtle wow

>>527815912
And he was denied.
Elaynna laughed at him and said no because he's a gnome. And he's still trying even though Elaynna has at this point fucked the entire goddamn server except Jib.

is it true that if I play undead paladin on epoch everyone will think I'm white irl?

beating icc in peggle while waiting for the healsissy to finish drinking

>>527815698
there's no real reason for it
asalys and elicia fancy themselves as desirable e-girls and consider jib to be a pathetic incel so they bully him

>>527815892
my crafted blacksmith weapon is way better

who's pegging who in there?

>>527816057
>finish main quest line in a zone
>return to stormwind
>train new skills
>check the auction house for any reasonably priced upgrades
>relax at the tents and chat for a bit
soul

>Epoch
>Will be able to scream nigger and faggot in world chat without gm intervention
>Turtle
>Can't even make a joke about anything political without getting a warning from gms
Epoch won

im killing level 3 boars

>>527816569
Why are 3 subs together?

>>527816870
waiting for telol and warhorn

>>527816592
>also Epooch
>bans you for saying tranny in their discord
>bans you for disagreeing with their server features
Epoo lost

>>527817318
kaytotes is a massive faggot for sure

dont care stil rolling on epoch

Maybe instead of all this toxicity you guys should just enjoy nature.

>>527817451
you will never be sylma

>>527817451
Would you take a gnome's cock?

>>527817451
built for small elven shota cock

>>527817378
>massive faggot
He even picked the role, duh.

>>527817451
I was just leveling there, why didnt you say hi?

>>527817451
>this dogslut again
Just keep quiet and choke on a knot.

>>527809329
need a dommy mommy warlock and sissy shadow priest duo.

>>527817451
imagine naming yourself daddyissues
lmao

>>527817451
>thinking the thread schizos play the game

>>527815698
You are retarded

>>527817783
You wanna be the dom lock or sissy priest?

>>527818231
probably the former, not used to running priest.

>>527815698
To be fair, only 3 people ever managed to get inside Asalys as crazy as that sounds since you'd expect a horde healslut to have a bodycount in the hundreds.

>>527816578
makes for a pretty comfy leveling experience, eh

>>527818328
Hmm I'm pretty comfortable with priest.

What race/gender would you prefer the priest to be?

>>527818527
>What race
human
>gender
girl (male)

>>527816578
super comfy and sovl

>>527818720
I can do that!

Drop your discord tag or a temp mail and we'll work something out...

>>527819072
sure, gimme a moment.

how alive is the pvp server on turtle wow? just starting out and looking into things and I vaguely remember the last time I looked into this pserv the pvp server was dead as hell, has that changed or is it better to just toggle war mode on the pve server?

>>527818374
Wrong number!

>>527819470
Ok then tell us the real number.

>>527819072
Dummythickburner@proton.me

try this

>>527819587
2

>>527819682
vespre...

>>527819793
huh?

>>527819709
...hundred!

how is he homosexual?

MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD

DAMN RIGHT
AND IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS

DAMN RIGHT
IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS

I CAN TEACH YOU, BUT I'D HAVE TO CHARGE

>>527820519
>file name
>picture
Elaynna where are you?

>>527820592
Elaynna is busy rn... want me to tell her something?

>>527820282
He was spotted at a fag bar in Goldshire. Allegedly.

>>527820751
Tell her she must come back and save FMC

>>527820751
Tell her she forgot to clean her cunt after I nutted inside and now I can't get the cumstains out of my carpet.

>>527820751
Tell Elaynna her pussy is trash and it stinks.

>>527820786
Blizzard turning him into a gay retard was unneeded

sometimes I think back of all the fun times we had and wish I did things better

>>527822445
nobody cares

>>527822445
that's so funny felkiss

>>527820519
Miss doing dungeons and raids with Elaynna and talking about how we will sneak out into horde territory and get passed around by the grunts...

>>527822445
Sometimes you get filtered.

>>527824434
kek

>>527809116 (OP)
First time playing turtle wow, is the pvp server better or not?

>>527824434
>grud
>druid
yikes

>>527824842
no

>>527824842
x2 exp, by now it has an okay population, but a lot less for endgame than the main server

>Players who still didn’t have any underwear on have been graciously gifted some pants
How will the stormwind prostitutes ever recover from this

>>527825248
so did they fix the 'nude' barbie doll skins?

Looks like the honeymoon is over

good race/class combo for an alt? i play on turtle

>>527814897
5 confirmed (in FMC)

>just found out my cute goblina looks like an ugly old bald hag to anyone using the HD Patch
game is literally unplayable now my character is bricked

>>527830810
that thing is NOT cute

>>527830868
fuck YOU

>>527830810
Any custom hairs end like that since there's no equivalents

>>527830810
literally looks better on left

>>527830810
Same. I fucking hate people using HD patch because of that.

man cant wait for 'pooh
shammy gear fits dwarves PERFECTLY
+ elemental summoning totems are huge flavor which is what turtle shaman objectively lacks

>>527830810
coping nonny...

>>527831285
KINO

>>527831737
kek

>>527831285
fuuuug now I can't decide between mage or shammy for fat fem dwarf ass, don't know which one to level first I mean

>>527814954
I know who posted this.

>>527833129
Who did?

>>527833129
Who?

>>527833536
>>527833543
Me

>>527833536
>>527833543
postma

Can I make the post next time, I want to be the poster

At which point is it ok to ask for exclusivity with your erp partner?

>>527834469
if you think about them outside of WoW and think they might think about you outside of WoW

>>527834574
It's in character only but I don't want to see them doing erp with others anymore

>>527834716
yeah i have been there
you just have to ask

it's all meant to be fun so if something is stopping that then just ask or it'll stay how it is

>>527834469
When you become a canon couple.

>>527834785
I fear that they won't like that I'm asking for exclusivity

>>527835081
well you can either suffer the risk of that fear or suffer the certainty of them playing with other people anon
no two ways about it

>>527835063
That's what I want

>>527835175
I don't want to lose them :(

>>527835421
i gave you your options nigger out of the endless kindness of my heart
stop shitting up the thread now thanks

>>527834469
daddyissues...

>>527834469
You can't tie Jib down like that, he's a ladies man.

It's over.

>Start farming naxx trash earlier
>Server restart mid farm
>Get back on a bit later and start farming naxx trash again
>Server crash
haha

>>527839038
Gutu...

is there any lore reasons why the lordaeron "men" are such manlets?

>>527839347
Retard

>>527839502
They ate HTR infected grain

>>527834469
it's never okay
you're getting too emotionally invested and you should back off before you get hurt over something so retarded as WoW ERP

>>527839502
no vitamins in the water

>>527834469
are you trying to propose to aoi? she is taken already

>>527841809
Aoi has a huge, cavernous pussy which can be satiated only by the girthiest of huge Tauren dicks, and the ignorance of the gnome babydick as he pitifully struggles to satisfy Aoi merely makes her laugh.

>>527841892
I remember one time Aoi said tauren dick were too small even something about 19 inches the minimum required

>>527841892
nah, that shit is tighter then a submarine door takes hours of foreplay to get it ready

>>527841892
I hear she only takes elf cock

>>527841892
>gnome babydick as he pitifully struggles to satisfy Aoi merely makes her laugh.
aoi would never give a gnome a chance to begin with, did you see what she do to jib?
>something about 19 inches the minimum required
this was a meme fish started after he got rejected by aoi
>tighter then a submarine door takes hours of foreplay to get it ready
very accurate description

>>527835421
dont date people in videogames? erp is gay and shallow, all you will ever meet are gay and shallow people with nothing going on in their lives, youre better off hooking up with a chick from a bar no joke, because at least youre honest with the situation

>>527842993
aoi said it in bwl

>>527843304
thats so funny gutulikeafish

>>527848429
whisper asalys

>Troondle WoW
>do deadmines
>deadmines has custom boss
>kill custom boss
>crashes entire server
>loses loot and quest item
>not the fire time this has happened
maybe i was wrong about 'pooch

>>527849557
Sneed tried to stop you, but you didn't listen

i will be creating for epoch and i will emulate FMC 2.0 but not 3.0

I will be creating and invite only the real OGs of fmc

I will not be creating for epoch and will not be inviting anyone at all

>>527853179
can I join

I, sylma will be creating , or CoC for short
I really love CoC, I'll spend every waking moment thinking about CoC and all the ways to make CoC happy and satisfied
I sincerely hope you all join me in my love for a brand new fresh server with CoC

>>527852823
who are the legends of fmc?

>>527853271
Glupshitto, Rapecock, Yesma

epoch sisters???

>>527853620
what's that supposed to mean?

>>527853271
>Elder god tier
Sylma
Skoll
>Legend tier
Gargoth
Johntankman
Asalys
Aoiyuki
Grud
>Hero tier
Himecut
Elicia
Stab
Vqilefon
Retia
Flag
>Peasant tier
Dotlina
Seilie
Sheld
Femboysocks
Eliora
>Pug tier
Zaptuah
Sunethil
Gutulikeafish
>Overlooked tier
Jib

>>527854543
>>Overlooked tier
>Jib
makes me laugh every time
what a fag lol

>>527820282
he is not on turtle wow

I will be playing undead paladin and human hunter on Epoch

>>527854543
realistically will anyone dethrone sylmapearl?

>>527856172
realistically will you ever be a woman?

cant wait for epoch bros
gonna level on onyxia in the meantime

>>527856172
I don't think anyone can or wants to
Aoi tried to keep everyone together when Sylma was gone and even her succumbed to the pressure
Sylma was really unique one of a kind

>>527856543
you either get charisma voids that hang around forever or stars that burn out too quick it seems

>>527856635
Couldn't have said it better myself
It is the nature of anons, many are empty shells full of hatred for the world, so when a good kind hearted anon shows up, a lot want to be with them or hate their guts "how dare they be happy or try to cheer me up"
Too much energy is drained from these anons and all they get in return is negative energy

Any good private servers? I heard about epoch and have the ich to play wow again.

>>527856543
that's so funny

aoiyuki posted the best non specific ai generated encouragement in the thread while being an asshole ingame... i miss xer so much sisters...

>>527857839
we're all on turtle(it's shit but soulful in a way) waiting for epoch

>>527858379
>be autistic fat nigger 4chink anon with no social awareness or skills
>constantly harass her, call her names, threat to ruin her raids by quitting
>she ask you to stop
>keep doing it because im a dumb nigger
>"what the fuck why is she an asshole to me"
seems like a you problem zapfuutranstelefish

>>527858906
you should find another tranny obsession

game would be more fun if more classes could tank, like shamans and rogues.

>>527859362
This but they also should have added more healers.
Like Time mage or Rogue but he throws potions at people and the ground.

>>527859484
chemist would be incredibly dope but there's already alchemy...

>>527859218
?

>>527816592
There is no way we will be able to /y nigger and faggot in any public chat. The moderation will be something closer to Blizz; still better than the absurdity that is power tripping r/transrights jannies on turdle, though.

>>527859578
I mean you could make them bards I guess, but it feels like it'd be harder to implement than chemist due to animations.

Sulfuras will be good for Cat PVP lol

What is it with yelling nigger in game chats? Why can't you just shut the fuck up and play the game?

>>527860752
>responding to the oldest bait of all
anon please lurk more

>>527858906
>pretends to be some random prostitute
>talks about social skills

>>527861327
I should be able to do both.

>>527817451
Made for the muskiest dirtiest barely sentient feral worgen male

>>527861868
god i wish WoW had a gpose i'd make so much smut and action shots

>>527861327
I got into wow watch asmongold and I'm always surprised how left all the players and devs are.

>>527861415
Faggot there is good reason to mention this thanks to the trooned out turtle GMs. You can easily waste hours of your life playing on turtle only for them to ban you over the slightest thing.

>>527862597
same thing can happen literally anywhere else too anon it's not turtle specific
upset one of the staff on any team and its sure to lead to consequences

>>527860856
The deeds of every great hero inspire countless songs of triumph, virtue, and epic adventure. But although a hero’s glory endures in song, the creators of those songs are seldom remembered. After ages spent singing of the heroic exploits of others, the bards of Azeroth are finally stepping into the spotlight on their own terms, proving once and for all that while just about anyone can pick up a sword or cast a spell, only a true hero can vanquish evil with the power of ROCK!
The time has come for the bards to claim glory for themselves. No longer will they remain shrouded in obscurity while less-talented adventurers are hailed by the masses.

how alive is the tel'abim server in turtle wow?

>>527864626
somehow getting better

>>527864808
cool, wasn't sure what the move was if you wanted pvp whether it was suck it up with a tiny server pop on tel'abim or just toggle warmode on the pve server

>>527864856
it's 2x rates and not a lot of endgame but a decent pop that's growing slowly.
its only flaw is being on turtle's 1.12 client. pvp fucking sucks even worse.

>>527864626
pvp fucking sucks

>>527861327
We must dissent

>make brown female human
>already have had like 3 cock hungry elves approach me
the bbc is strong even on turdie

>>527865772
forgot image

>>527865410
classic wow pvp is the only mmo I like pvp in

>>527867939
mashallah brother

>>527861502
>>527862390
there are only downsides to let people just run around and yell nigger, why the fuck would any server allow that?
>>527865441
classic 4chin contrarian

for me it's

>>527867939
alhamdulillah, I will claim Alilandra, Limeberry, Eliora, Asalys, Elicia and Johntankman as my rightful wives and make them wear a burqa

>>527867939
ٱللَّٰهُ ٱلْحَافِظُ

>>527872515
but other guilds kick me for saying nigger :(

>>527872515
by allah behave yourself, will cut your head off

>>527865772
>>527865879
Let me guess. Your TRP relationship status is set to "Looking" and you have some 18+/21+/ERP mention on your OOC info or something like "up for all kinds of RP"

>>527872735
glass the middle east

>>527811473
>-<

>>527862657
turtle is infamous for it. I have told my story before here about me being banned for complaining about the state of AV in /bg (I had been suspended before for some kind of world chat conversation where people were talking politics). I've been playing on private and retail servers on/off for 20 years, anon. Nowhere is as bad as turtle.

>>527867939
pic not related? you should be human only (brown). Everything else would be haram.

>>527867939
https://youtu.be/VmEV6qjY9Nc?si=OqZmc6XDU439W4gA
guild montage soundtrack

>>527873605
cows are halal

alone... cold... overlooked... abandoned...

>hunters need to melee weave
>paladins need to seal twist
>shamans need to totem twist
>druids need to power shit
>adding rune of power of all things to mages
>the whole warlock talent tree
So I was ignoring Epoch until release so barely paid attention to their class changes until now. I know they were going full retard with locks, removing the Felguard just to add it again or adding a shard cost to seed just to remove it later, but usually every dev drop the ball with warlocks, including Blizzard. But this shitshow is beyond retarded.

>>527875547
same... name?

>>527876621
Jib

>>527876621
Fuutrans

what level does a tank have to be to tank a dungeon on average?
just healed an SM GY with a 29 paladin prot and holyshit it was fucking miserable.
really put me off healing in pugs entirely.
Is there a rule of thumb like
>Entry level + 2
or something? he couldn't hit anything, everything was red him eventually and he just kept missing or stuff was being resisted, which was a blessing becasue if it did touch him he was basically paper.
I think to myself this game is so old but people still play like it's 2004.

>Log in
>Jump around the bank roof in Orgrimmar for 5 minutes
>Log out.
Yep.

warmeme worth it when epoch drops in a month? i wanna play human men warrior

>>527875676
Are you serious with that post? The devs really expect you to do all that shit?
I was looking forward to the game but I cannot imagine a more tedious wave of class changes, does any class not have some autistic level of tedium added in?
is this all in the name of their harder nilla experience?
I thought they were going just add more mechanics to bosses or something.

>>527879002
h-hey... wanna...

>>527879002
>Log in
>Server restart

>>527879114
nonny at least two of the mechanics listed there are from vanilla

scratch that, all of them but mage one are from vanilla

>>527875676
What's wrong with the lock talent tree? Sac being moved to the bottom of destro?

>>527880335
Them being from vanilla doesn't mean they're good.

>>527880772
Doesn't change the fact that they didn't add anything

>In recognition of Pride Month, I am hosting a special event on Nordanaar, the Vro-drag Beach Party Social.
>We'll start over at the drag way over in Shimmering Flats to gather. Everyone attending is encouraged (not required) to show up wearing their loudest and proudest outfit. Dressing in drag is also on theme too.
>After we all meet up, we're going to march as a parade on the "drag" strip, over the salt flats, through the mountains, around the walls of Gadgetzan, then to Sparkwater Port. Afterwards look forward to a relaxing beach party, where people of all types and stripes can mingle and hang out. Cocktails and refreshments will be available. Dancing, singing, and general merriment is warmly encouraged. It won't strictly be a RP event, but it'll be welcome as always.
>If you're keen for a little competition, then feel free to enter the Fishing Derby, entry is only 1 gold! (Details revealed day of)
>Some come hang out at the beach for a LGBTQ friendly atmosphere, meet some kind folk, and show Azeroth how great this community can be.
>This event is pride themed, and will be proudly streamed on my channels. All ad revenue and donations on stream will be given to Rainbow Railroad the following week. If you'd like to donate to the fundraiser or learn more about the charity you can use this link, which I'll be sharing during the event as well for interested parties. https://tilt.fyi/C4GE8LwdDj
>Happy Pride Month Turtle WoW, hope to see you there!

>>527880335
you got me despite the fact no one did them but a niche handful of people until TBC 3 of those things existed.

I read somewhere that the epoch devs will to frequent balance changes to the classes and dungeons.
Can anyone that played the betas how they do balancing? Is it hamfisted or just really minor changes repeated?

>>527880859
gonna be lit, xister

>>527880859
I want to see Torzag in drag

>>527874736
Taurens are pagan (haram)

>>527880859
Is it real? Why being gay has to equal dressing like a total clown? I don't understand this

>>527880859
FMC needs to do something about this

>>527875676
Why do Shamans need to totem twist? Totems are raid wide.

>>527881430
Yes, it's on Sunday.

>>527878984
rule of thumb is tank level = endboss level for a smooth experience

>>527881614
Would still need to do it with 1-2 shaman, right? Epoch has Grace of Air, Wrath of Air, and Windfury totems so at 2 or fewer one of the shaman would be expected to twist.

>>527880859
funeral crash 2

private servers suck so much, too many faggots sucking each other off. Honestly idk how people even interact with each other on this shit these days.

>he can't make friends
tragic

>stop interacting with other people in an mmorpg!
this guy

You got a problem with me Mr. AI? why the fuck you following me?

>>527882116
You should go play retail

>>527880859
This shit would never fly on Epoch. Especially in our guild

>>527883345
you already know I don't, again wtf is your problem with me Mr. AI?

>bored now
>epoch sounds perfect as a new fresh I could get in on, but its still a month away
>turtle is available now but by the time I hit max level or to a point I can do anything epoch will be out and I'd rather play new fresh than playing from behind
what an unfortuantely awkward position to be in

>>527880859
Gonna plap Asalys on the beach in Tanaris while she only wears her "healer socks"

>>527883853
that's so funny fuutard

>obsessively browse /v/ /crpg/ /vrpg/ /lit/ trying to find her
>finally find her
>a feeling of ecstasy rushes through my body
wish i wasn't a retarded schizo but it feels so good

>>527884462
>caring about someone who larps as a low tier waifu
lmao

>>527884785
my waifu
https://www.wowhead.com/npc=43200/gilda-cloudcaller

>>527884462
based schizoid stalker

>>527884928
wtf lmao
i love this npc too

boy busters

>>527883604
>level a character for Legion
>make a twink and kill people in Westfall/Crossroads/STV
some options

>>527883604
You know you could play other games until the server you want comes out

I hate playing worgen sometimes

nobody cares about epoop
it will be dead in a month

>>527883853
>>527884382
Only Elicia gets to plap Asalys using her Big Black Dragon (BBD) form.

>>527885730
why

>>527880859
FMC should raid them

is fmc just full of boomer failed males?
i feel like i don't fit in here

>>527886223
I'm a 31 years old neet

>>527885642
i should be his sheath cleaner

>>527879114
>Are you serious with that post?
I just checked their last changes for release since I was planning to main warlock and I'll want an alt eventually, so I checked the other classes and discovered this shitshow. Is like their classes were designed by guys who follow WoW streamers and "content creators" that don't actually play the game.

>>527880682
>What's wrong with the lock talent tree?
Pic related.

>>527886223
I'm also a 31 year old neet, that's the only type of person that actually plays private servers.

im 22 and i love turtle wow

>>527886716
What the FUCK. Go on.

>>527887819
thats so funny torzag

this is what i look and act like

>>527888064
Torzag is 15

>>527886223
what is the average age in fmc?
i'd say it is between the 25 and 40 age range

>>527886223
im in my young 20s and im already failed male

>>527888416
you still have a chance get away while you can

>>527854543
I am forgotten

>>527854543
i'd say himecut should go up a tier.

>>527889436
himecut...

>>527854543
i'd say jib should go up 4 tiers.

>>527854543
pug tier is perfect but probably should go beneath overlooked.

>>527889436
that's so funny himecut

>>527854543
Telol should be legend or hero tier this is bullshit

>>527890601
you can tell who made the list

>>527815063
>MC
Hardstuck at RFK :/

>>527890765
who made the list?

how hard is it to get a raidspot as a warriror on turtle

Redpill me on Epoch bros.
Will it be another "muh difficulty" server, or will it pander to braindead gamer dads (like me)?

>>527893006
see >>527875676

>>527891838
FMC need warriors

>>527893690
I doubt it, plus i probably wouldn't join fmc, anon guilds are too full of angry mean people.

>>527893925
not all anons are mean, but they outnumber the good anons 10 to 1

making a timeline of the times and days she posts to see if it repeats itself, this way i can easily setup my alarms and find her posts
so far i have learned she is free to shitpost on mondays at night and wednesday mornings, weekends seem to be occupied with something else

>>527896316
who?

What are you guys playing until epoch?
outside of turtle

>>527896436
jackie chan

>>527896428
not telling

>>527872946
Nope, it's completely empty. I haven't bothered messing with it, I just installed it to look at other people's

are they going to add new zones on epoch?

>>527896428
Aoiyuki, The Woman Who Got Away.

>>527897907
is that a metalgear reference?

>>527897907
>got away
she got away with killing 2 guilds in less than a month

>>527898189
>>527897976
proud and noble strong members of the horde guild

>gave Alilandra 200 stonescale eels and vials to turn into oil 2 days ago
>haven't heard of them since then
What could take her so long to handle 200 eels?

>>527897269
yea check it out

>>527898374
>proud and noble strong members of the ho-ACK!

>>527896316
lmao you're insane nigga but you do you
she is actually posting on /v/ now kek

>>527887970
legion soon then we'll see

>>527898510
Is the server going to be alliance only with all the extra zones they get?

>>527898510
yeah i saw that i like what they did with goldshire
but i mean the real new zones
like on turtle wow

>>527898418
>remember sending sylma mats and getting my potions, a little gift and a poem back within the hour
take me back bros

Is this turtle update launching anytime soon? I'm level 32 now and starting to feel the slog so some new custom content would be nice.

>>527898418
she sold all the eels and gave money to her worgen overlords

>>527899369
Alilandraaaaaaa!!!

I'm not really impressed by what I have heard about E-cock so far, but I think I will level a character there anyway.
My reasons are:
>bored of raidlogging on Turtle for a long time
>have many level 60s on Turtle
>want to level again, and a new server might be at least some fun
>even if the class changes or whatever are not looking great, it is a server that took a lot of work and passion from the devs, and they might change it to something better down the line, especially if there will be a lot of feedback, or if the server population ends up being low
Over all, there is potential for this server to be good, now or later.
I played on Turtle for quite a bit before the Asmongold redditors and Chinese migrants came. I had the most fun when the population was 1k at peak time, though I played on lower as well.

I don't know bros, do any of you feel the same way about the upcoming Epoch launch, or am I alone on this one?

>>527900020
If you want lower pop you could just play on the PvP server

>>527900020
that's so funny sune

>>527900020
I'm not reading all dat

>>527900020
I'm playing it too because it's F R E S H and there's no other good version of WoW ATM. I don't think the server will last long unless they get their shit together really fast.

>>527898548
>for the alli-ACK!!

>>527900020
no one cares tranny fish

Epoch will filter 90% of trannies just because they don't have looney trooney high elves and i'm happy about it

>>527900020
oh, im fully expecting epock to be a disaster. that wont stop me from chasing that freshy und fashy feeling.

>>527900605
maybe alliance will start to win in bgs on epoch

>>527900327
>>527900630
What are all of the things about it that seem bad and disasterous?
I have not been keeping up with it's development.

>>527900387
>poster uses reddit spacing
>fish
pick one

>>527898663
Honestly looking at their website yeah it feels like maybe the alliance get more alliance only towns.
>>527898680
I don't think so, everything i've seen on the locations tabs seems to be a settlement or town.
except for tol barad.
they may have focused instead on redoing old zones.

>>527900717
Basically this >>527875676

They went for the most annoying ways to play in a PvE server with increased dungeon difficulty. It's like they're trying to filter every kind of player.

rolling up to the bar to fuck dwarf and gnome chicks after raping horde women all day

>>527901000
Increased dungeon difficulty? Even for low level ones?

Vanilla end game is so fucking boring holy shit

>>527901509
Don't! Stay away, you fatty!

>>527901308
Specially the leveling ones. And they're too dumb to understand the feedback and blamed the players instead. You'll better stick to the custom quests, dungeons are going to be a huge waste of time until 60, when seems every shitter suddenly "git gud" and dungeons are doable without too many problems.

>>527814349
dead on arrival

>>527901951
>we see this as a massive win
ahahahah

>>527902441
Where's Jib?

>>527902441
Someone buy Asalys a new laptop already jesus christ this is painful to look at

>>527902441
i can faintly make out my fat assed dwarf wife

>>527902664
He's an argentinian femboy all his money goes to HRT injections please understand.

>>527901951
I bet it's not a big deal, in one of the betas I ran ZF once with an underleveled group for the dungeon, and we only had problems with one boss, rest was just fine.

>>527902664
all the money i give him for the erp we do, just goes to junk food. he's too braty!

>>527902441
soulless

>>527902664
Why are you like this?

>>527901951
>>527902193
Bros, I don't know about this.
The good thing about levelling dungeons is that you can just jump in and wing it.
You know, no worries about gear, you are there to GET gear, not to have your gear tested lol.
You can also use your levelling spec, no need to change. If you want to heal or tank, just equip the gear, and use your dps talents.

Making old video games "harder" is not something I understand.

>>527903964
all the people playing the beta were just bad at wow.

>>527896436
starcraft
terraria
darkest dungeon
hots
Some other games that are sitting on my steam account myabe, steam summer sale is soon as well gonna see what it brings.

>>527896436
Stalker GAMMA

>>527896436
fortnite.

>>527896436
Civ 5 and 6
Fallout games
outside of that helping with garden and building PCs out of old parts for charity (basically whatever the fuck was rotting in school's basement, there is whole cardboard box of DDR 1-2 rams and cabinet full of potentially hazardous old PSUs)
tried turtle, didn't like the community orbhow bugged the custom content was

I'm so lonely.

Tentcucks just won't survive in Epoch.

>>527903569
>1366x768

>>527896436
My dad guild will raid SE for at least another month, so got my WoW covered.

>>527903964
that's because you are now 30+ and employed OR have been unemployed for so long that your dopamine receptors are permafried
doing dungeons back in 2005 felt like a challenge, and even simpler ones like WC could take hours
yesss we know that wotlk and forward conditioned you to braindead dungeons for free loots with no challenge or magic, but doesn't it feel better to earn that rare drop? for it to actually feel like it matters? to feel that excitement again? or is that impossible for nu-classicbabs

i wish i had a purple gnome friend on turtle wow

>>527905708
>HP and damage bloat in leveling dungeons is fine because I was a noob 20 years ago
welp

>>527906061
hey...

>>527906061
hey...

>>527905617
the unholy laptop resolution

>>527906061
wanna..

>>527905509
Have you tried talking about it with your wife or friends?

>>527905509
fish is sunethil really that boring

>>527906828
I don't have a wife or any friends.

why did turtle remove this build? it looked fun

i'm so tired of everything...

>>527907796
Hi So Tired

>>527905617
>>527906350
You don't need anything bigger than 768p...

>>527905708
>you should enjoy tedious dungeons becasue of your age or status of employment
this is a retarded take, people loved easy dungeons and hated hard dungeons, short reminder that cata actually started off with hard dungeons and people seethed untill blizzard nerfed them all.
TBC heroics were only fun to a handful of people and even now with retail pushing dungeons into an actual end game it's not about how long shit takes you but how fast you can go and how many groups you can pull at once.

why nobody talks about me in these threads?
it's always about some purple midget, a gay fish like kanye or some woman who doesn't care about you
i'm so fucking mad

>>527909508
I AM NOT A GAY FISH! THAT JOKE AIN'T EVEN FUNNY!

>>527909508
Rino...

wtf is this? why does this supposedly vanilla+ server have a spanglish speaking faggot? i'm fucking uninstalling after this holy shit troontle really is a joke

>>527815803
just start plugging raids and acting like a maggot people will talk about you fast enough

>>527910474
A cartel uses turtle wow to communicate that's their guild base.

>>527910474
It's a guild house retard

>>527910474
If this is not bait, it's because that's an npc of a spanish speaking guild. You can have housing and place some npcs, and I imagine you can customise the text they say

>>527910474
HAS INFILTRATED IN TURTLE STAFF AND ADD ESPANOL NPC JAJAJA

>>527910769
>>527910801
you shouldn't be allowed to break people's immersion like this. adding an npc whose dialog box is just the n-word repeated over and over isn't ok so why should this be?

>>527910474
ngl it's funny how mad you're while the npc tries to comfort you

>>527911242
telling someone their breath stinks is considered an insult anon

>>527908972
people liked hard dungeons and got bored of easy ones :)
i too can make baseless claims

>>527911461
>you breath fucking stinks
>anyway tell me about your day
why are spaniards like this

my head hurts

>>527911985
drink some water and lie down bwo.

>>527911118
>eop chud has a fit over seeing another language

>>527911461
>>527911592
It's lost in translation but the npc says something more like "Because your breath sings stink" with a good ring in it, it's not written in a way to mock you

>>527900020
That is way too sane of an opinion for /wpsg/

>ravenholdt offers an upgrade to my main hand at honored
>may as well get this rep and pickpocket syndicate mobs for their badges while i level up my lockpicking
>guards stop accepting syndicate badges the second i hit friendly
gee, thanks

hordies this allicucks that quit whinging you absolute faggots

>>527819072
well darn.

>>527911461
turtle niggers fucked up the translation, she's telling you your words sing a tale of foul play.
it's a euphemism that gets translated to be literal.
like try telling someone chinese every dog has it's day and he'l look at you like you're retarded.

>>527901509
cute panda! name / server?

>>527911461
""""""""localization"""""""" team fucked up and did the equivalent of translating "i'm going to punch your lights out" into "i'm going to challenge your lightbulbs to a boxing match"

>>527912349
that's non main faction rep gear for you. it takes so much effort or gold that by the time you're able to get it it's worthless.

>>527912451
seems to me like spanish guild was the guilty party here, focusing solely on some spanish idiom rather than make it sound palatable in both languages.
probably some tv advert to boot too
should have been
CERVEZA CRYSTAL

Lonely...

race/class combo/trp for this feel?

>>527913197
that's just paladin tier 5

>>527913197
high elf paladin?

>>527910474
can't stop winning bros

caged until epoch release...

>>527913197
Nothing compares to something from a better game

I'll be honest, there are a few reasons I'm sceptical about Epoch getting good numbers
>Turtle troons are too used to tents and x2 leveling
>most people NEED quest addons and some need to follow an arrow to do the most basic quests
>higher raid difficulty with new mechanics might filter pugs, dungeons being a bit more difficult isn't a big deal
Regardless I will get at least one character to 60 and see how it goes from there, I like the idea of this server and looks more grounded than Turtle, while also fresh.

P-please... Is anybody there?.. I need to ERP... It's lonely... It hurts...

>>527914390
Jib...

>>527900369
>for the hor-ACK!!!

>>527914254
There's an addon being worked up for quests, the last thing addon niggers will do is have an adventure

>>527914254
If we use standard pserver tuning as comparison, unless Epoch raids are dramatically different when it comes to mechanics then even pugs would be able to do most of the content. If the mechanics for raid bosses are completely new and bosses also have the increased dmg/hp tuning then it could result into Netherwing-tier gigafilter where only several sweaty guilds are able to clear the top-end content

>>527915035
what about addons that add to immersion? like voiceover for example

>>527914390
/w Telol, Fuutank or Zaptuah

>>527915267
>the immersion
https://youtu.be/vw32i5qb1t4

Sunethil and Fish still doing naxx outside the guild...

fish is in naxx I'm so fucking mad

>>527915483
BASED

LF gnome warrior nigga to play epoch with and chase the romans out

why these two rats can't save their lockout to help the guild progress through naxx?
even aoi came back to help fmc with naxx and she doesn't even play the game anymore

>>527915508
>>527915547
>Sunethil and Fish will be using Sulfuras and Thunderfury in Naxx pugs while FMC will wipe on Razuvius for 2 hours.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>527916350
maybe if you cry harder they will have a change of heart

>>527916479
>TF in Razuvius
nonny?

>>527916590
why don't you kill yourself sunefish gututhil

>>527914254
filtering out turtle players is a huge positive
>oh so you only want sweats?
casuals who want everything handed to them are the biggest sweats, they just also refuse to overcome a modicum of challenge
big fish small pond syndrome times a thousand billion

turtle's pop is also not health for the overworld

>>527916806
not either of those people its just fun seeing you shit and piss yourself every week

>>527916479
Hold up, did FMC really get filtered by Razzy? I thought they had it in the bag since Elicia was on mind-control duty. How do you fuck that up?

>>527917337
fmc had 5 priests and none of them could tank raz
but that is mostly because fuutrans was being a retard and pulling before anyone was ready

>>527917337
The fight requires TWO priests with a brain, anon.

FMC has been very helpful to me as a new player on turtle, they're cool

>>527917337
they let an unstable retard who always quits/rejoins the guild do it

I hope all of the bastards who farm the same spots as me go to epoch and all the pay piggies who buy the stuff I farm stay on turtle.

>>527917542
why is a warrior pulling Razuvious?

>>527914643
>for the alli-ACK

>>527917807
I can tank him.

>>527916479
>this is what butthurt sun/fish haters ACTUALLY believe
0/10 cry moar

>>527917807
I don't know.

>>527914643
the last thing alliance sissies see before taking res sick

Its over ascension bros

>>527916479
Didn’t they also loot the guild bank for the legendary mats worth thousands of gold?

>>527917542
How? I could see wipe or two until the Priest players get used to LoSing properly so they dont get killed by Razzy's shout when casting MC, but surely with 5 in the raid they would get the positioning and MC's correct eventually

>>527917550
You can do it with one, its just harder that way since you have no recovery if you fuck up.

yep female tauren druid cant wait to play epoch

>>527918035
>for the hor-ACKKKKKK

what should i roll on epooch

>>527918513
We only gave it a couple test runs when we were only killing trash for the quest. A raz kill was a bonus instead of the goal.

>>527918784
fem nelf human priest and be my healwife

>>527918784
Drow Wizard

if i start leveling in turtle right now will i get to play with them before they clear naxx?

>>527918513
Technical issues and priests learning how MC works in the fly, positioning wasn't too great either

>>527918784
mage
level up and just sit in the capital, raking in cash from portals

>>527918445
Yes FMC had 50 arcanite bars and fish took all of them and the MC mats

>>527918772
when did they have league wow crossover event? is kennen's armor available ingame?

how do i find a femboy tranny ERP drama guild on epoch?

>>527918317
>the last thing alliance siss-ACKKK!!!

>>527919570
2006, you missed it

>>527919638
femdorf priest...

>>527919572
sit tight, /wpsg/ will have one ready on launch

When you realize that the Stormwind army is in such disarray and the nobility is so corrupt that they just pay the player to do what they should've been doing

>>527920423
players don't pay taxes, they might as well contribute something to society while also getting paid

>>527918880
>>527919134
Strategy pic after 1000 hours in mspaint

A=add being MC'd to tank boss R=Razuvious P=priest position so they have LoS to MC'd add so it won't break while remaining close to the wall so they don't get gibbed by shout

Other adds that aren't MC'd get tanked either on the ramp away from the rest of the raid or at circle in the middle of the room so that other priests can quickly get the MC ready (up to you how you decide to do it). If rest of your Priests are just THAT retarded, Elicia can probably solo this as long as healers can keep one of the tanks up during the downtime between getting new add MC'd and in position to tank Razzy

>say her name repeatedly in front of the mirror at 3 am
>write her name with salt on the floor and drop some blood on it
>write her name on a piece of paper, kiss it and then burn it
>nothing happens
what the fuck how do I summon this bad bitch why is it not working

>>527920594
does this imply then that the player characters don't belong to any city? obviously we know why we don't pay taxes in a video game, but are we nationless mercenaries?

>>527920647
Razuvius hits for 5-6k so basically twoshotting all of FMC's tanks, it's not happening with 1 priest.

Do druids...
You know...
Do...THAT?

>>527920702
warlock bros?

tfw no tauren wife

>>527916479
Skill issue.

>>527920647
strategic pic looks like a womb

>>527918996
FMC is never, i repeat, EVER clearing naxx

>>527923112
no, it really does not

>>527918996
Everyone is quitting Turtle for Epoch in a month

>>527905708
Yes, I am employed, and I have a family too.
I don't want my dungeon to last 4 hours. I don't want my Molten Core to last 4 hours.
I don't care.
The original game was "hard" back then, but the original game is as easy and time efficient as my current lifestyle needs it to be.
Lucky coincidence really, and there are many players just like me who want the game to retain original-ish levels of difficulty.

The ironic part of this is, if we casual boomers wanted to experience more engaging fights while not wasting too much time of our day, we would just play retail.
In retail you have interesting fights, but don't need to spend time farming consumes, attunements, or even levelling.
But I play Vanilla because I like Vanilla style of content.

>>527923216
thats so funny gututhil sunefish

>>527912271
That is because I am a tourist these days.
You can't tolerate retarded spam every day and stay sane.

>>527925934
>tolerating the retarded nigger that keeps obsessing over other anons
why?

im waiting for turtle wow outland

>>527925715
thats so funny not in fmc

i have a cute name picked out for my gnome priestess in epoch!!!
hoping to find an anon to level with!!!

>>527927414
No I will not party with you Onahole

>>527926460
Hearty kek

>>527927414
It's "onahole" isn't it?

It is I, Jib. I will make gnome and dwarf only guild on Epoch named stay tuned.

>>527927495
that's my surname

>>527925654
hmm? but retail is perfect for you
you can log in, collect your daily login bonus and pat on the back, a free epic from lfr and a world boss
you'd love it :)

>>527929260
surely there can be middle ground between
>NEO TOKYO CYBERPUNK VIBES LAZERHAWK ft. DIS N E O N
and
>we slapped together couple of shitty vanilla assets and added zanzibart forgive me questline there

Rutt.

>>527930191
QRD?

>>527929771
Come home white man

I'm horny. I wonder which slut I will fuck today after raid.

>>527932025
you never had sex failed male

>>527930371
POP!

can i get a qrd on the fmc legends?

I need my knot touched

>>527920647
so what classes does FMC need? epoch has made me want to play wow again and maybe I'll hit 60 before it releases.

>>527934617
we don't need new players we are done with turtle

>>527930371
pearl's boyfriend that she takes with her every raid

Epoch release sync'd to Blizzard Mists of Pandaria P1 raid release? Epic fail!

>>527934927
oh word? congratulations on clearing the content then. Guess I'll just pick whatever and play till I get bored.

>>527935302
Good. It will filter furfags and other undesirables.

why the fuck are all the turtle wow custom quests not shareable
did these fucking devs even fucking test their goddamned MMO?

>>527934617
just wait for epoch and stay clear of the eventual tribal server war faggotry that will erupt

if no one else makes a guild on epoch i unironically will but i will be looking to hand over the reigns to someone sensible when things calm down

my qveen tanked ragnaros...

>>527875676
None of these things are on Epoch. Melee/ranged attacks reset each other for hunters, twisting isn’t a thing for paladins, totems are raid wide, Rune of Power is a 5min cd, and there’s nothing wrong with the warlock tree.

>>527937514
I won't even bother with the rest. You aren't even a shill, you're just a retarded shitposter.

>>527937850
Idk what this is but it isn’t from Epoch, faggot.

>>527938105
Literally pinned on Epoch Discord by one of their jannies. The same Discord that keep discussing hunters melee weaving, totem twist, power shifting and bitching about rune of power and the warlock talent tree.

Here, have a last (you), retard.

>twisting
sounds homosexual, not doing it
I am going to watch clone wars on my other monitor

>>527939028
where's skoll?

>>527934095
just himecut.

>>527939236
You need more than a cool mog to be a FMC legend, althroughbeit.

>>527934095
sylma and skoll

>>527934095
>vilefon
best warlock we ever had, got bored and left, his wife did domestic abuse on him
>himecut
not the best but very fun to interact with
>sylma
druid healer, icon of fmc
>rainu
cool warlock, got a job promotion and can't play anymore
>johntankman
best warrior tank we ever had, still plays, fucked a black chick once, denies it so burok doesn't leave him
>burok
gay shaman from mop fmc, died in a boating accident
>pellaine
muslim night elf, got married and divorced wkrj vilefon, lost an eye apparently
>telol
best druid tank we ever had, awesome all around, only still plays so we don't fall apart
>flag
best mage, talks exclusively in random posts from 4chan
>grud
og shaman healer god, george floyded when two trannies pugged a raid to try to force us to take their alts
>filthydrunk
abrasive but cool, left with grud over the same thing
those are the anons i remember

>>527939028
Where's Jib?

>>527940223
I was going to shit on you for grud, but honestly he was right.

>>527940223
Where's Jib?

>>527939028
where's stab?

>>527938496
Except the Paladin dev has said he doesn’t like twisting and even this is a neutered version of actual seal twisting. Meleeweaving hasn’t been a thing on any Epoch beta. You’re moaning about nothing, turtle tranny.

>>527940635
i overlooked him
>>527940707
i don't care about the newfags

>>527940794
Asalya...

I hate discord so fucking much

Discord killed world of warcraft guilds

Discord raped my mom

>>527941330
It's okay old man we'll get you your prune juice and your WW2 documentary.

I FUCKING HATE DISCORD

>>527940223
you can tell who made this post

>>527940787
>Paladin dev has said he doesn’t like twisting
OK, guess I'll post again just to prove, again, your shameless blatant lie.

Last (you) for real, you're just a waste of air.

>>527941813
so let me get this straight everyone realized they hate seal twisting, but he wants to go out of his way to recreate it.

>>527940707
He was there >not in fmc

>>527939028
where's gutu?

>>527941997
>everybody hated it, so I'm working to bringing it back
Seems like their class design policy.

not that stab the cool one stabshady

>>527941813
>post from two fucking years ago
Times change, faggot.

where's himecut?

>>527940223
wrong
filthy ACK'd because he got told to stop randomly muting people
grud followed him because memes

>>527943046
>>527940223
so were grud and drunk shitposters or did they not like people shoving their arms into their asses elbow deep.
will we ever know for sure?

>>527943046
Grud left first

>>527943046
grud left first and he left because sylma (his old e-ex from mb2) stopped playing due to being imprisoned

>>527943841
sorry pendejo, i only play with male human ret paladins

>>527942168
Standing where he always is in every one of these pictures

>>527943189
filthy acked himself because he couldn't stand asa and eli not healing a raid
grud acked himself because he thought trannies were out to get him and the guild

>>527943841
>only men
>no latina whitemane girls
i will not join your guild sir

KEK

>>527943991
thats not what happened at all a gross over simplification at best
filthy grud and waifuism left because everyone was complaining that they couldnt bring alts to raid and gear them up like mains

>>527945146
>unironically posting nyuunzi
baka

>>527940223
I know who you are.

>>527940223
How did anyone put up with any of these faggots this sounds like made up bullshit

>>527945718
yes (I look like picrel)

>>527946029
sylma...

>>527945418
>filthy grud and waifuism left because everyone was complaining that they couldnt bring alts to raid and gear them up like mains
this never happened

>>527945987
because it is made up, this is the original legends post >>527854543
and this faggot didn't include half of the rooster on his faggot story

Carry me to 60 guys

>>527946029
why does she have a lazy eye though?

>>527946420
go to the middle of the square and then to the right, you will find a man named Jib
tell him I sent you

>>527945418
>everyone was complaining that they couldnt bring alts to raid and gear them up like mains
This never happened

>>527946517
Wolf blowjob accident.

>>527946517
she doesnt look at her pupils

what do now?

>>527875676
>the whole warlock talent tree
and what would you say is wrong with the warlock tree?

>>527940223
hope to see some of you fags on epoch

>>527946896
i hope i never get to see any of you fucking faggots again

>>527946576
I met Jib. He gave me a stack of conjured oranges, then watched me eat every one as he sat in the corner.

>Troondle is so shit that Blizzard doesn't even notice it
>CHADpoch is so powerful than Blizz struck down their videos
It's afraid.

>>527946896
i'll be there

what should i do bros...

>>527946896
I'm changing my name, downloading an entirely new personality, and creating a bank alt named 'Femboysocks'

>>527947460
thats so funny aoi

>>527947163
don't be like that anon...

>turtlewow literally has wow in name
>been the top private server alongside paymane and ascension for several years
>havent had their videos removed in a long time
>project epoch isn't even released
>practically literal who server with it's low pop betas
>hard to search for, especially with Last Epoch existing
>all videos struck immediately
Does Shenna get tranny points from the blizz devs or something? Is he sucking off Ion right now?

>>527947834
you fucking faggots ruined my life why would i want to be near you ever

>>527948106
That's so funny Rapecock

>>527947841
Turtle came out before blizzard really cared about classic+, now that its in development they want to try and kill epochs momentum before it gets big.

>>527948410
leave me alone yesma

>>527947841
turtle's videos got struck down by blizzard last year, what?

>>527948494
Blizzard will never do a Classic+. SoD is all we are getting. Expect SoD2 in a few years

>>527949291
>Blizzard will never do a Classic+
That's what I thought but guess they finally caved and decided to use that retarded meaningless term. Or maybe Microsoft pushed it. Either way, recently they made a "what do you want to see in Classic+" survey. And yes, everything was from retail. Also they're integrating most addons into the game, so expect "le Classic plus" on X-Box in a couple years.

Even if blizzongo's classic+ is better (it won't be) playing it will be a fucking awful experience because of the hordes of bots that they refuse to do anything about

>>527951608
this is why private servers feel better, no chongbots

i'm so tired of everything... nobody loves me back... why do i even care about people...

>>527951608
it wont be better because no xfaction interaction at all aside from pvp

>>527952103
fish it's not that serious

i know sylma is out there somewhere and loves me still

>>527952532
gargoth....

>>527952210
it kinda is that serious
if you are constantly giving away your love
but no one reciprocates
then you end up exhausted and feeling empty
like a void gnawing at your heart

>>527952810
Jib...

>>527952810
you sound like jib
let that sink in buddy

>>527952860
>>527952905
i'm not jib i'm fish
also what sink?

>>527953096
yeah but you sound like jib

just so you know fish used to expend hours talking with jib after he got rejected by aoi
both of them got rejected by the same woman
kek

I got rejected by Asalys, how do I cope with that?

>>527953718
Watch scat porn.

>>527953718
go to the middle of the square and then to the right, you will find a man named Jib
tell him I love you

>>527953772
Why?
>>527953873
Why?

why is this general xivg lite now

>>527954420
/vg/ is a disease and turning into /xivg/ is the terminal stage

>>527954420
it really is a dire state of affairs

>>527953324
Jib never really talked or interacted with Aoi. She joined during Jib's first meltie and shittalked him during the Filthy vs Jib meeting. Aoi has always been mean to him, and they have hated each other ever since. Most of the posts here shitting on Jib are from her.

>>527954420
if you think this is anything like xivg you should look at wowg

Just make a discord for yourselves fags

>>527954420
I ignore all posts that start in lower cases and trail off with ellipses at the end of the sentence.

>>527908972
Loony Troony 4channies adore 5h dungeons because they get to hold (you) hostage and be their pretend friend for 5h.
This is why they hate M+ btw.

>>527908972
I too remember when TBC Classic launched and people spammed dungeons from 60-70 and continued to do them for rep. All for the sake of the meta

please... epoch... deliver us from these mentally ill FMC ERPers...

>>527955832
epoo will take all of them, sorry chud

>>527955074
Streamer+ is as soulless as it can get, every dungeon is the same, 4 bosses with trashpacks with 1 spell that can wipe the group, and the tank must learn the same path every time for efficiency. And you know well that most vanilla dungeons don't take that long, what kind of trash groups are you playing with to spend 5 hours in a dungeon?

Lonely.