Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/
# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245
# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985
# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI
Previous thread:
>>527660193
That's right, it's a LOVE STORY
So post pure love
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Andrew and Ashley but without the disfunctions
>>527808010The best crossovers for Coffin aren't the ones that make thematic sense, but rather ones that are completely retarded and nonsensical. I stand firm by this.
Friends!
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Be a good person.
>>527815586It kinda makes sense for two reasons. First, everyone in the world of Breaking Bad is kinda an asshole just like in Coffin and second, I like both
Third, there's a cute floozy who makes me gosling
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I fixed the cropping bc I'm actually a retard. So if you saw the previous one, no you didn't.
>>527820727>>527820490Are you... uploading phone screenshots as actual pictures?
God I wish my sister would beat me to a bloody pulp everyday
>>527821598Admirable but unrealistic. Even my amazon of a sister punches like a rabbit.
Have you taken the fifth /calg/ census?
>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdSYjAmXne6TTSOxahSVJ0-Dhy5fDtyO9GH0ktSmF8uTTg87w/viewform
>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdSYjAmXne6TTSOxahSVJ0-Dhy5fDtyO9GH0ktSmF8uTTg87w/viewform
>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdSYjAmXne6TTSOxahSVJ0-Dhy5fDtyO9GH0ktSmF8uTTg87w/viewform
>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdSYjAmXne6TTSOxahSVJ0-Dhy5fDtyO9GH0ktSmF8uTTg87w/viewform
You should buy something nice for your sister. Something as expensive as a nice bracelet or necklace, or something as cheap as a candy bar, she'll be happy you were thinking about her!
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>>527822852My sister bought me a belated birthday present but won't tell me what it is!
>>527823449Get her a be-earlied birthday present in exhange!
>>527822852Sisters do love gifts!!
>>527822071Interesting that so far 60% of /calg/ has now played Jack-In-A-Castle; last time it was only 40%. I guess the final months of "3A never happens" turned us gay.
>>527824204Well, you have to consider the sample size and timing. The die-hard Nemlei Elite will probably be quicker on the draw than the casuals who only occasionally pop in.
The soundtrack is so perfect, for me it's Twisted Clowns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRF4s-F1tRA&list=PLns7vvcEy-jD9o6GzJm33BBLtY5gkq-SR&index=2
Nemlei! Get it on spotify!
>>527824475It's all royalty-free music, rather than an original soundtrack. I think she'd have to get permission from the owners of the songs to be able to sell JUST the songs.
>>527824809What's the worst that can happen?
>>527824809I can already see it: "The Coffin of Andy and Leyley Unoriginal Soundtrack". The cover art will be Ashley's horrific attempt to redraw the Mona Lisa.
>>527825170or Leyley playing ukelele
>>527824958>What's the worst that can happen?A nearby (cosmologically speaking) star explodes and bathes in lethal amounts of radiation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ir9HC9vYg
>Touch me.
>How can it be?
>Believe me.
>The sun always shines on TV.
>Hold me close to your heart.
>Touch me and give all your love to me.
>>527826863Perfect, I like how strained she looks.
Gives off the vibe Ashley did something dumb and Andrew had her record this dumb video as an apology
For me its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMN5_Wnlzms&list=RD
>>527827074Oh no, the horror. I sure hope no siblings take the opportunity to do un-Christian acts.
>>527828721Sibling sex is not forbidden under the new covenant, therefore is completely safe.
>>527828790I started to wonder about that as I was typing it, that is good to know. What does it say about sibling marriage?
>>527829157Cain and Seth both married their younger sisters, as did the rest of their siblings
>>527829157Similarly not referenced in the new covenant. It's worth noting that there's a ton of misconception surrounding what is and is not permissible and I think a large part of that is people straight-up not reading the bible cover-to-cover. The new covenant, forged by Christ with humanity, replaces all previous covenants. Sola scriptura, homosexuality is similarly not considered a sin though many Christians profess it so. Ultimately, incest is not in and of itself considered a sin because there is no reference to it given by Jesus (who is Christ). I've had to do a lot of reading after a come-to-Jesus moment so I feel qualified to speak on the subject from the perspective of a lay man.
Hope I helped.
>>527829157Who cares what Semites say? A true Aryan ALWAYS marries his sister
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>>527829704Interesting... How you conducted the experiment in a sterile environment (20 years of codependency + 3 months of starving quarantine)?
>>527830060The codependency is there but I'm thinking maybe it's because the subject is someone else's sister
>>527829702Aren't you indian?
>>527831386Not exactly but close enough
>>527831615Then you simply do not understand the matter on which you speak, please refrain from perpetuating gross misrepresentations.
>>527833189All sister asses are nice.
>>527829593I thought the new covenant inherited old covenant laws wherever they aren't contradicted
>>527833334No. A common misconception but Jesus specifically discarded the old covenants. Hebrews 8:13.
>>527833439Holy based... Delphic Christianity can become real.
>>527822071No. Why does it require a Google login, glowie?
>>527829593i would start believing there is a god too if i got saved from anheroing and got rewarded with a sisterwife
>>527833748Probably to prevent duplicate responses skewing results.
>>527833641Isn't Christianity very flexible anyway? It would be odd if Delphism was the line to draw.
>>527833818...are there really people that fucking mentally ill?
>>527833439Sure, but what denomination would be fine with you being with your sister? Pragmatically it just doesn't work
>>527833817I mean, cultural background is one thing, but when you get the feeling that God reached down and physically slapped you upside the head for being a fucking idiot it really hammers the point home.
>>527833976I'm surprised you even felt obligated to ask that question. Of course there are.
>>527833976Why not anon? You act like you haven't been here for the last 2 years! Unless...
>>527834124The gods just favour some of us...
Oh hey /calg/
I'm the Andy poster aka "samefag"
I missed you guys
I won't be really active here, but I commisioned some art of my dear Andy and his sister Ashley, because I always hated how they never make good stuff with them
https://files.catbox.moe/amu9qx.png
Kind weather and nice roads to you guys
>>527823530It's nice to see pocket Ashley not get crushed for once
>>527834614I hope Ashley meets Andy in burial
>>527834653Pocket sisters are so very cute!
>>527834809I know right! Mine too
>>527835006ALL sisters are cute.
>>527834768That would be cute and might give me ideas for a future commision
>>527833318I like when Nemlei and fartists draw subtle sister ass
>>527835189nemlei never did it
>>527835189I am a sistertitty zealot, but sister ass is deserving of love too.
did you deflowered your sister
Yeah we're siblings! What of it!
>>527835228I mean like this one, which isn't much but my love for sister butt makes me notice and appreciate it instinctually.
>>527835386Did you learned English yet
>>527835587Small asses are severely underappreciated in a culture that has increasingly embraced the proclivities of people incapable of behaving civilized when taken as a whole. Little butts are extremely cute.
>>527835386A good brother would never kiss and tell.
Hang on I'm gonna go jack off.
>>527835948Good luck, stay safe.
>>527835948>he takes over 15 minutes to jerk offLook at Mr Marathon Man over here
>>527837416NTA but do you guys not average like 30 minutes?
>>527836818>>527837416I'm back, I came to post here as soon as I finished.
>>527837669I don't masturbate. It's an insult to my sister.
>>527838065That's right. My sister is entitled to everything up to and including everything stored in the ground floor.
>>527837697What did you use this time
>>527838326Thoughts about my older sister, I feel bad.
>>527837669When I masturbate it's usually a 2 hour edging session desu
>>527839336Based, my longest is about 3 hours
Sorry for derailing, let's stay on topic: I love Ashley's hip width.
>>527839678Of course Ashley would be attractive, she's a sister. It's natural.
>>527839991https://keygirixqwq.fanbox.cc/
>>527839678>Sorry for derailingIt's okay, we can bring it back
If Andrew was really good at masturbating for a long time, would that directly translate into being better at sistersex?
>>527840501>If Andrew was really good at masturbating for a long time, would that directly translate into being better at sistersex?No. Personal stamina is cool and all, but ultimately I think a good portion of women would prefer guys finishing too quickly vice the opposite. Being a good lover is 99% willingness to do what your partner wants, if you can do that the you're pretty much there.
>>527840705>I think a good portion of women would prefer guys finishing too quickly vice the oppositeReally? Are you theorizing or do you know that?
>>527840892Okay, I know it. Think of it from your perspective: would you prefer your partner come to orgasm too easily, or not at all? I'm of course speaking from a male perspective, but in my experience women take it as a personal insult if you're having... difficulties, even if it's a matter of being too tipsy and therefore insensitive.
>>527841172Women like foreplay a lot more than men do and that can be what gets them halfway through orgasm anyway, so lasting longer doesn't always matter. Andrew being a romantiKKK would be eager to make love to her sisterwife's cooch and mark her all over with his mouth, as I would love to do so myself, since I am literally Andrew.
>>527841172Naruhodo. Sex havers are very intresting
>>527841967I'm sorry if this is inflicting a gosling moment on you, that's not my intention.
>>527840892Premature ejaculation IS often embarrassing but it can also be endearing to the lady becasue "wow, I'm just that hot!". It's mostly exaggerated because of hook-up culture but it won't be a problem with a steady partner unless it becomes a recurring problem leaving the missus unsatisfied each time. After all, males on average last 3-7 seven minutes in bed while women can be like 20 minutes, yet billions of people are still together.
>>527842329It's cool man, everything makes me gosling these days
>>527842374>males on average last 3-7 minutes in bedREALLY?! What the fuck? I thought sex was, like, an hour long activity
>>527838857And here I am feeling bad for thinking about a coworker.
>>527842492Sex is 99% foreplay. Even as an experienced courtier of the sisterwife, I spend the overwhelming bulk of the bonding experience on making sure the engine is warmed up. In fact, it might be surprising to find out how little of that involves contact with the genitalia in any way, shape, or form. Being a good lover depends entirely on your willingness to learn what the other person likes.
>>527842790Cute sprite
Lovely Andy
>>527842790but that's normal tho
>>527842492Males back in the day had to cum quick because a leopard might eat you mid fuck, so now a lot of males probably cum in that 3-7 min range if they're not actively trying to block it. It also depends on how long it has been since the last time you came.
>>527842861This is also true. A lot of sisterless virgins don't know this but you can't just barge in a girl's cunt. Men light up like bulbs, women slowly warm up like radiators. Cool analogy, I know. My urologist told me. And being able to ready the lady up like a pro is one of the manliest and- for women, hottest things a guy can do in bed. Sex is nothing if it isn't romantic and that is essentially the key.
>>527843338Good.
When she catches my eyes and smiles at me I forget what I was doing for 5 seconds
Oh no you are not starting this shit again motherfucker
>>527843605Aww you're in love anon
Ask her for a cute date
Post more Andy sprites pls, I need to collect them all
>>527843605Why are you wasting time fantasizing about someone who's probably interested in you for real?
>>527843895Who's the artist for this one I've been dying to know
>>527843983I guess you're new here, just ignore it anon.
>>527844017https://x.com/scarlet_zetto/status/1715908409281679538
Unfortunately, no more coffin art.
Ask your sister for a hug out of nowhere
https://x.com/BellaLannn/status/1935005448283074666?t=LalxQ07gjGJdHajv5q4IBg&s=19
>>527845049No, she'd think there's something wrong with me.
>>527845049Why does he need a hug? Did Julia take advantage of him?
>>527845379It's the gayest and an OOC plot of Andrew being mistreated at work and going home to his sister to cry. Julia called him fat so now his self-esteem is shattered.
Do women really think this is what men are like?
>>527845345I felt fine when I wrote that. But, reading it back, I may have issues
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Don't forget to fuck it.
>>527846123And sisters "might be" cute, buddy
>>527843983>who's probably interested in you for real?God, I hope so. She's cute and I want to know what makes her tick.
I need her I need her I need her I need her I need her
>>527848206Listen anon
Ask her to go out with you
>>527842861So you're saying that jerking off daily is BAD for the unlikely scenario that I experience coitus?
>>527833748I think google forms require you to log in
>>527835228Haven't you seen the Chaos & Mayhemley ass?
>>527848783I will ask her to hang after work, we're a bar/restaurant and drink at the bar when it winds down each night, I gotta ask her to hang with us and chat her u[/
>>527850305Good idea anon
And keep up those cute Andy pngs
Been trying my luck at the /v/ drawthreads for this bondage request, but no artist has bitten so far. Might be too niche
Figured it'd be worth a shot to post here and see if it stands out to anybody.
>>527850847I will literally NEVER understand latexfags or bondagetards.
>>527822862She didn't really like that little nigga all that much either.
>>527843508>Men light up like bulbs, women slowly warm up like radiatorsThis is the only time erectile dysfunction has come in handy for me, because I have to do foreplay for my own sake as well.
>>527850550I'll see, Friday is a good night to chill at work after hours without it being weird.
>>527843902>Aww you're in love anonMaybe, I haven't looked this way at a women in eons
>>527851819It's hot when they can't run away from you, what's so hard to understand?
>>527853749Yes but there's a difference between "handcuffs and latex thigh-highs" and whatever the fuck that shit is.
>>527845820Not even most (adult) women are that fragile desu. Very embarrassing.
>>527845820Do you not get sad when people are randomly mean to you?
>>527845049I really want to
>>527835324this pic gives me all of the good feels
>>527854601Their opinions don't mean anything
>>527845820>Do women really think this is what men are like?It's what women are like. When men get called fat they say "Yeah good point" and start eating healthier. When women get called fat they start crying and contemplating suicide until they decide they're actually a plus size queen and double down on the calories.
>>527856113I'm a man and when I get called fat I feel like crying and I eat to feel better
>>527856113my male friend got butthurt when I called him fat
>>527856058Why can't everyone be nice to me?
>>527810767>without the dysfunctionBOOOORRRRIIIINNNNGGGG
>>527856772Thiu is a living "kick me" sign
Booba
https://x.com/AshleyGrav84480/status/1935064896984727851
>>527849674Imagine in SnS, the souls of the parents having to watch them make out on the couch.
>>527859236More like a living "dick me" sign
>>527845345Reminds me of this gem:
>>527859739Fuck me, those are some great hangers.
>>527860125That's also me
>>527840705>right to leftI love how big western comics are so widely hated that independent artists are now structuring their comics after manga instead. I hope Marvel and DC burn.
Last one. The responses made me kek
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Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
Unpacked in Cliffhanger (hopefully)
Or Burial Sane. In fact, if what I suspect is correct: when Ashley matures and moves on from Leyley, she'll grow up mentally and can unpack it herself. That's probably what a good chunk of Sane's dream puzzles will revolve around.
>>527810767Is it still incest?
>>527822862She hated both of them
Decay cliffhanger's outcomes:
>Lobotomizedrew either sacrifices or kills Ashley, and after feeling lonely eventually kills himself
>Ashley could potentially also get lobotomized and they become some combined abomination
>Andrew turns down LU's deal entirely, and this leads to some sort of conflict resolution with Ashley after some strife and struggle
Burial endings
>Bonnie and Clyde revenge tour, with lots of sex. Resulting in incarceration or death, or demonic enslavement
>Sane is the, "Burial" of Leyley, Ashley maturing and leaving her and Andrew's baggage of their lives behind
>Ashley unpacks and has lots of reflective deep diving into her life and mind
>She decides to let Andrew go (symbolically)
>From here, Sane, like Cliffhanger, will diverge into 3 outcomes:
>Andrew and Ashley separate on good terms and see what they can make of their lives on their own
>Additional, Ashley and Andrew maybe separated temporarily "absence makes the heart grow stronger"
>Ashley gets caught (potentially foreshadowed by basement scene) and Andrew has to try and break her out of incarceration, or turn himself in
>Or, Andrew decides to choose Ashley. And from they're they'll decide the best course of action for their lives is (lots of potential for play choice in this route)
>>527869908Hard to say, honestly, I wouldn't put it past Tal and Lua.
Hypothetically speaking, if you could consume Coffin in an alternative media method, which would it be? Personally I'd go with
>Graphic Novel
>Novel
>Animated TV series
>Live Action Film/TV series
In that order.
https://x.com/actkysty/status/1935279612663128536
>>527860125You don't need to be lustful at all to rape someone. If you really hate someone you'll do what they despise the most. It's a lot more fun to rape a woman and leave her traumatized for the rest of her life than it is to just kill her.
>>527852502Very wonderful idea, fell-in-love anon
Tell us more about her along with Andy pngs. It feels like if Andy was the one in love with a girl kek
>spoilerThat's a very good thing then! I'm glad to hear that
Good mornin. Looks like we're back at this shit again. Oh well, we had a good couple of months.
It's actually jarring how slow the thread is now.
>>527871190Graphic novel. Because Coffin has webcomic energy
>>527879374How did we go from rapid fire posting to nothing in the span of one bake?
>>527880258We're still in June
>>527879374>>527880028boo hoo. we moved on because we have better things to do while you're here bitching because this general is the only human connection you get. you're the type of guy who gets depressed after getting ghosted
American hours will save us...trust the plan.
>>527880556I have never seen this image attached to anything other than bait.
>>527880737Didn't dissappoint this time either kek
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>>527880874MULTI-MONTH DRIFTING
>>527869908Unfortunately no, Better Half only has selfcest. Lua is such a fucking prick btw
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>>527880918>"Oh, lousy Smarch weather..."
What sort of deranged shit was Nemlei's next game after Coffin going to have? She said she had two in the works back before Coffin came out.
>>527881589Undoubtedly, kids dying. I think Jack is the only one that DOESN'T feature that.
>>527842492>I thought sex was, like, an hour long activityIt is, its called foreplay
>>527865868Cute
>>527879374Quality > quantity
>>527842374>males on average last 3-7 seven minutes in bedhow pathetic
>>527882246If evolution doesn't care about women achieving orgasm then neither do I
>>527882246You will have your one pump chump and you will be happy
https://x.com/zombiidk/status/1934823243304816909
>>527842861Yes, this. As a grill, please don't just shove your dick in there without any type of foreplay. It hurts and won't feel good for (you) either.
>>527882847Propane or charcoal?
About to comm Renee and Andy
Give me ideas please
>>527883253Suicide, preferably.
>>527883253livestream your suicide
All of the old bait has run its course, so naturally we're back to re-runs. As always, please do not feed the trolls.
>>527883253>Give me ideas pleaseReplace Renee for Ashley
>>527883253If you put a loop of piano wire around your neck and tie the other end to something sturdy, superglue your hands to your head and then jump out of the window, it'll look like you ripped your head off.
>>527883454Already did that
>>527883545Consider Renee x Dougie then
>>527883490Honestly, that's metal as fuck. That's a one-way ticket to hell for a personal high-five with Satan before riding back to the pearly gates riding bitch with Ronnie James Dio.
>>527883253Renee x Grandpa
>>527883775>a personal high-five with SatanMore like a chest bump.
>>527883953Andrew can not into first aid.
>>527883691Hmm I guess
But I need outfit ideas too
>>527884207Snuggling on the couch in jammies.
>>527883253Kill yourself, faggot.
>>527885102Her cuteness is severely undermined by being a bad mother. Women are cutest when they're cute with your children.
>>527885232Stop feeding, mouthbreather.
Whens 3B coming out?
Also, what does Andrew like Ashley to wear around the house?
>>527885448>what does Andrew like Ashley to wear around the house?Crocs and socks.
>>527885329>Women are cutest when they're cute with your children.It's true, but she's still cute
>>527885537core memory unlocked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7En0z2A38c
Really hoping there's an ending where Ashley gets pregnant and they keep the kid
>>527885537Anything else with that or is she naked?
>>527821598patrician femdom enjoyer
>>527821891kek
>>527885957high likelihood at this point since she got pregnant and they didn't keep it
it's gonna be like poetry, rhyming
>>527886450Nemlei is a big admirer of George Lucas
>>527886450What if she gets pregnant with a demon baby?
>>527887158Andrew dick is stronger than expected
>>527885232>fagootBut anon that's straight porn!
>>527882847Note taken, nobody wants to fumble that far into things.
>>527842492>REALLY?! What the fuck?Porn has done an absolute number on people, huh
Often times I have no idea what to believe either, anon
I enter the thread and see whatever is written if american time.
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>>527888089When will you ask her to go out?
>>527886671>George LucasStar Wars had incest before it was cool
>>527890168it was due to poor writing and not basedness tho
>>527890168But anon the sister ends up with another guy
>>527888651I need to stop posting here when I'm drunk
Why didn't Kit9 make this a launch title for Switch 2?
>>527891543Nintendos are for kids.
>>527891654White women en masse buy the latest Nintendo plastic without a second thought. It's not the 90's anymore.
>>527891036Tell me about her
>>527891891Where do you live where Nintendo isn't a vanity commodity?
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would andrew let another man deflower his daughter or would he do it himself?
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>>527893347Andrew isn't into incest.
>>527881589All of her games are apologism for a certain kind of sexual deviancy so maybe her next game was gonna advocate for bestiality or pedophilia
>>527881589>>527893663>bestialityShe already did that, twice if you count NGN
It would be kino if her next game is a forbidden romance between a adult and a teen, women love it too
>>527893768>forbidden romance between a adult and a teenAndrew is older than Ashley, so from about the ages 18-21 he was a legal adult in love with a teen
>>527893892>SHE WAS ONLY 18 YEAR OLD YOU SICK FUCK!!
american go to tame the thread is getting weird
>>527894303Make a mistake
>drink like 5-6 white russians in the morning
>try to take a nap
>wake up in the evening
>rush to the bathroom and hang around the toilet bowl until I start vomiting
>sister enters the bathroom due to the noise
>pats my back and afterwards strokes the back of my head as I wash in the sink
>"don't drink so much Anon"
>"yeah"
She's braver than I thought, mom for sure would've puked if she saw me vomiting.
>>527894635>5-6 white russians>in the morningI kneel in awe of such alcoholism, may I too someday find such bravery as to wage war upon my own liver, like you, Anon
>>527845345You know, speaking of this topic, I've really wanted to shoot someone someday. I mean just the pure, raw power behind a bullet leaving a gun, going towards some random fuckhead sounds a bit tantalizing honestly. I live in burgerland so plenty of guns and plenty of homeless to shoot. Maybe someday I'll go ahead and just do it. Ironically it was Ashley's flippant gun-handling in this game that sent me over the edge with these thoughts
>>527894635I don't know how I got by unfazed seeing my sister spew a gallon's worth into a bucket
>>527895971chances are you're a tranny and the only person you will shoot is yourself
>>527895971I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...
>>527896073>tfw when my sister pukes I tend to be the one to clean it upIt bothers me until I remember it's her vomit, not just random vomit. I'm sure this is a sign that I'm normal and can be trusted around my imouto.
if my sister pukes im making her eat it back up
shotgun5
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I hate Andrew for kissing Ashley after he JUST vomited
if my sister pukes I'm calling her a degenerate alcoholic
>>527895601They didn't have a strong alcoholic taste so I kept drinking, right now I still haven't fully recovered. Just remembering the taste makes me lowkey nauseous but thankfully I have nothing in my stomach to vomit anymore.
>>527896861>thankfully I have nothing in my stomach to vomit anymore.Stomach acid? Can that not come up on its own?
>>527896828He disinfected his mouth with alcohol and then flavored it with smoke.
>>527896334Then there's me, who decided to sniff his sister's hoodie (it's actually MY hoodie), after she threw up while wearing it. Big mistake. Imagine the nastiest, moldiest cheese hitting you like the hottest pepper in the world.
>>527897026I don't know, I never vomitted more than once in a day.
>>527893768She never did bestiality. Bestiality involves sex between humans or fantasy human-adjacent sapient races like elves on one hand and non-sapient animals on the other. Noelle having sex with an imp doesn't count. If both parties are sapient but belong to different species, then the term for that is interspecies.
You can be sure Nemlei's next game won't dabble in anything that has high odds of getting her game banned from the Steam store.
How the fuck do people vomit so much, even with alcohol? The last time I threw up was in 2015, and the last time before THAT was 2008. Am I just really healthy?
>>527897259>You can be sure Nemlei's next game won't dabble in anything that has high odds of getting her game banned from the Steam store.Neither bestiality or age gap has high odds of getting the game banned on Steam
>>527897146In fairness, some of her puke was also on my hoodie and it didn't smell good. It just didn't bother me to clean it up, thinking about my sister is just like a shield from discomfort or something along those lines.
>>527897259>>527897348Also, isnt fucking the nightmares considered bestiality?
plate_2b
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>>527891843Cute smile, gorgeous eyes. Her laugh makes me smile and I'd listen to her talk about anything just to hear her voice.
>>527897261It's been a good long while for me too, and I drink constantly. Anon just has to find his preferred drink (less sugary, imo) and figure out his limits to avoid destroying his next day with a gut-shattering hangover.
>>527896103Not a tranny and will not shoot myself, thanks though
>>527896285I actually watched that movie for the first time recently. Totally did not have it in mind when I first thought about killing someone
>>527897348Valve's main waifu is half black. I'm certain bestiality is OK on Steam.
>>527897672>Cute smile, gorgeous eyes. Her laugh makes me smile and I'd listen to her talk about anything just to hear her voice.nta
It's weird hearing someone talk about a woman that isn't their sister like this. It doesn't feel normal anymore, it feels a little wrong. Does your sister know you have these feelings for other women?
>>527897146Heh, I remember you.
>>527897505When do you fuck nightmares in Candy Scabs? Did you automatically assume the little girl had a threesome with her new nightmare buddies?
>>527897962 He's talking to himself, don't engage
I am actually very close to my hapa half-sister (same dad, different mom)
It counts right
>>527898262>Did you automatically assume the little girl had a threesome with her new nightmare buddies?It's implied she acquired a nightmare fetish...
>>527898329your hapa half sister is more genetically different to you than a random person of the same race as you
>>527898262>He's talking to himself, don't engageGood eye, guess I'll have to start analyzing typing patterns again.
>>527898329Unironically you share more genes with me than with your own sister. If banging her is incest then anything is incest.
>>527898559but we are blood related
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Of course half sisters count.
>>527897672>spoilerAdorable <3
>>527898645Only if they're the same race. Genetically it's just not incest if your sister is half-caste.
>race arguments
Yep the Americans have woken up
>>527899260FUCK YEAH
COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN DAY YEAH
Zoomers need to start kissing their sisters.
She has told me i would be the perfect boyfriend more than once, and i just giggled
Maybe i could pull something off, especially since anons told me it isnt even incest despite being blood related
>>527899545Racemix if you want to, but don't expect applause from the incest general of all places.
>Americans wake up
>Thread goes to shit
I sincerely you get drafted and die for Israel
/calg/ about to ruin another anon's life over here
>>527899771Looks more like Andrew prepped her up for the winter desu
sink
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>>527896828On a related note, I don't think they brush their teeth. They probably stopped doing it during the quarantine.
>>527899545while you daydream about your half sister falling in love with you chad is fucking the shit out of her
>>527899973We live together though, she's a NEET
>>527899545Wait, I'm confused, what are her two races then?
How the hell would it not be incest? Still partial blood relation. Also did you grow up with her because that's a big factor in the "incest feeling"
>>527900052She's perfect!
>>527899874Jealousy is an ugly thing
Juliaa
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>>527899932It's the 3d model I made for her to use in HS2, its not great, but I'm proud of it. Been posting it around here for a while, first time posting in a while though cause exam season is rough.
>>527900087>what are her two races thenFrench-korean
>How the hell would it not be incest? anons just told me that
>Also did you grow up with her because that's a big factor in the "incest feeling"Yeah, my mom passed away when i was 3yo and a year later my dad met her mom and they had her
>Ashley and Andrew get the gun from the warden
>the gun is a revolver
What sort of place is Coffinland that cops carry fucking revolvers? The Wild West but Finnish?
Hehe
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>>527900273>What sort of place is Coffinland that cops carry fucking revolvers?American police officers only started switching from revolvers to pistols after the North Hollywood shootout, that happened in 1997
Considering Coffinland is set in a fictional country in north europe, you could expect they would be even slower to make such change
>>527900467>American police officers only started switching from revolvers to pistols after the North Hollywood shootout, that happened in 1997>tfw this was before my timeNonetheless, neat, thanks
>>527900467>that happened in 1997Shockingly recent, all things considered.
>>527900467Keep in mind the reason it took so long was because America's police was not willing to give up revolver cartridges due to their power, it was that shootout that made them understand capacity beats power. Europe didn't have this passion for large bore calibers so semi auto pistols started being introduces into police forces earlier, around the early 80s.
>>527900247I'd call it incest enough then. Go for it, other anons are wrong. Like yes, it's not pure but it's as good as it'll get for you.
Funny enough, nobody would think you two are siblings at all though if you eloped or something
>>527900936What did you do to improve Eurofuck hours, then?
>>527900936you dont need to post this every 5 minutes, you can just leave as no one is forcing you to be here
the thread isnt even that bad
>>527870520>CliffhangerI'm holding out for the kino of Lobotomydrew falling in love with Ashley again even without any memories of her because they're destined lovers.
>BurialI want the Shining but with Psychodrew
>>527900962I'm not considering this potentially life ruining choice because of incest fetish, mind you. I think she's really cute and this game made me realize some things. I dont even know if she's really into me in that way, despite saying what she said
>>527901373>flirts with you>still doesn't get the hintYour posts have given me an erection, so I am certain you are in an equally virile state yourself. Please do the needed and impregnate your sister.
>>527901513the hottest thing i ever seen was when she was using a backwards cap, long baseball shirt and short shorts
Good evening /calg/, it's come to my attention that some of you are neglecting your sister-hugging duties.
If you hear your name please come to the front;
Anon.
Anonymous.
(You).
You three have until the end of business tomorrow to get your cuddling hours in otherwise you will not be eligible for your Delphic bonuses.
>>527901797What about sister-fugging duties?
>>527901373I'll make it simple:
You are close with her, she's partially related to you, you think she's cute and it sounds like she's coming onto you.
What did she say to you? Or did I miss that earlier ITT
Might as well try and test the waters eh?
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdSYjAmXne6TTSOxahSVJ0-Dhy5fDtyO9GH0ktSmF8uTTg87w/viewform
REMINDER THAT THE FIFTH /CALG/ CENSUS IS STILL UNDERWAY!
>>527901373Go for it, it isn't even incest
>>527902095When is this census ending?
>>527902409How does Ashley react to getting her pits licked?
>>527901912She does things like randomly hang from my arm, hug me from behind when im playing vidya, grabs my hand etc but i always thought this was normal sibling stuff
what made me raise my eyebrow is when she said i would make a perfect boyfriend, and more than once
>>527902734Anon, she wants you to kiss her. She is not being subtle.
>>527900202Your Julia always reminded me of a twenty one pilots fangirl, which is probably really accurate lol. It's a cute model anon, keep making stuff. You're definetly above the average HS2/Koikatsu trash I see.
>>527902734>anon becomes a race traitor because of incest game
>>527902961Has Nemlei failed in teaching the Delphic arts?
>>527902961While still engaging in consanguine activities no less. Revolutionary.
However he won't accepted to the Delphic ethnostate, sorry.
>>527902539They usually run for 5 days, so that'll be another 4.
>>527903218>You are on this council. But we do not grant you the rank of Delphic.
>>527902734Try reciprocating and see what happens. I think she wants your dick anon.
>>527902961>Anon becomes a race traitor because of incest gameNah, that already happened cause his dad banged a Korean woman. Might as well try to bleach it out of her with your french genes.
grace2_b
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Video games?
>>527900882/k/ is going to rek you if you say that the common .38 special cartridge most police revolvers used is more powerful than the 9x19mm cartridge most semiautomatic handguns use.
Although the FBI bought 10x25mm guns that had comparable power to .357, and then they decided to take out some of the powder to better accommodate the dainty hands of their agents until it was more or less in between .45 and 9mm.
TLDR: the pigs were just dumb.
Consider yourself rekt.
>>527904171shut up, we're creating delphic love here!
Leyley 1
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>>527903768>Try reciprocating and see what happens.I'm scared of spilling the spaghetti and creeping her out (and my dad), i dont know if i have the balls to do it
>>527904171Videogames, coffin of andy and leyley, yes. Decay Part 2 is coming out in Halloween i'd bet and Burial only in 2026
>>527904330No you're not!
>>527902734You will never be a real delphic. You have no shared phenotype, you have no common traits, you have no R1b imouto. You are a outbreeding man twisted by racemixing and technicalities into a crude mockery of incest's perfection.
why are people saying its not incest? is she not anon's half-sister?
>>527904574Don't go balls to the wall straight away, start with a hug, a complement, maybe a pat on the head.
>>527904760Because they're not even the same race as each other. The average /calg/ user is more related to Anon than his own sister is
>>527904957i don't think you understand how genetics work
>>527904760Because it isnt, his asian half sister looks nothing like him despite having the same dad. That isnt incest
Alvin 1
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I don't fucking caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare about come blogger
>>527905063Do you? The genetic distance between races is significant enough that Anon is a closer genetic match for me than for his sister.
>>527905101bold talk, for a forgotten fan character!
>>527905220Why don't you go fuck him, then.
>>527904574Your dad already shamed the bloodline by marrying a rice eater, so I don't think he is in a position to get mad at you. Also, let's not forget the classic Andrew line: you can't just give her to me and not let me have her.
>>527904957>Implying the average /calg/ anon isn't a spic or pajeet.>>527905063Not him but I don't think (You) understand how genetics work.
>>527903309Gives me enough time, thanks
>>527905420>Your dad already shamed the bloodline by marrying a rice eater,No son of mine is marrying an Italian!
>>527904574Then don't do some sort of stupid confession. Do to her what she does to you, touch her more. Tell her how much she means to you, comment on how good of a gf she might make, stuff like that, you'll find out real quick if she's creeped out.
Listen to this anon:
>>527905420
>>527905381Nta but maybe i will
>mixed race
>only child
Fuck my Thiu life
https://x.com/Ash_asin_Ashley/status/1935384337068740887
>>527899918Well... They are part British after all.
>>527910041Don't you hate it when your sister gets like this? She's always like "I'll eat you! I'll kill you! I'll suck you off!" it's just so annoying...
Pie
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>>527910489C-cutie... yeah
>>527910489There's another type of pie...
All this talk about Ashley and Andrew. Yet not a single soul will pay tribute to Carl
>>527910041if eating humans makes you more powerful eating cum also makes you more powerful because you're eating future humans
>>527911039nemlei is a hack if she doesnt make this canon
>>527911039Cum doesn't have a soul, if it did Andrew could cum on a tissue and offer ??? like 100 million souls.
>>527910591Oh yeah? What kind of a pie?
>>527912446Pie flavor.
*Epic guitar string*
Stick
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Stick.
>>527913330Stick together!
I do not have an image of them together
Stickley
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>>527911039Oh shit, I always drink my own cum, am I going to be an entity?
>>527915643Not until you mix it with Fanta.
>>527915271Dis bitch do NOT got dat shit on
Coffin will have zombies, mark my words.
>>527916617Ashley after she cums too much will be a zombie
>>527915925Bitch! OD on fent, hussy!
Julia 51
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Critical lack of Julia ITT
>>527918106she ODed on fent
>>527918527That's a shame, the fentanyl epidemic is one of the larger problems facing the first world today and nobody talks about it..
ashley but a magical girl
nerdrew
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>>527918106How could it be critical though? Does the thread demonstrate phase transition behaviour at some specific density of Julia?
>>527918106I think i already posted all Julias worth posting so i'm drawing her myself but i'm getting mindbroken learning how to draw hair
>>527918527>It's just wrong man....it's just wrong. Julia was like a damm wife to me, and I'm gonna say what nobody else is willing to say, /calg/ has a fucking Ashleysimp crisis.>ooh ooh oooooooooooooh
>>527919113>How could it be critical though?It's critical in the sense that it is urgent
Mouse anon here. I don't know if this is safe to post but here you go.
>>527924583her ass isn't that big
>>527924583Great work, love it.
I think it is safe, there is no nudity.
hug
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>>527924583NTA but you don't need to spoiler that, it doesn't show anything
>>527924583It's really impressive you made this with a mouse
>>527924840It depends on the janny mood actually
>>527924583>>527924835These are really great! Well done, anon.
>>527924583>>527924835You're pretty good, anon!
Ok guys, im going to post all of the artwork of Julia from Honey Select 2. Any of the ones with nudity I will post with a link to catbox. I will to post them in order, and im going to namefag for about 2 hours so you can find my posts easier.
No, im not the artist, but I have over 50 pieces of his work.
>>527924583Cute!
>I don't know if this is safe to postUnless it's guro, female nipples, or genitalia, it's fine
>>527925440Pubes also get you b&
https://files.catbox.moe/968ir4.png
>>527925374Guy who made them here, thanks that you like them so much. Hope the gen isn't too annoyed by the spam.
>>527924583>>527924835Were you and your sister also the references for those?
>>527927184Oh, you are here? Well thanks. Your version of Julia actually looks like a girl I knew in highschool that was younger than me.
>>527927367This is actually my favorite picture, and the nude version.
https://files.catbox.moe/fwbyfx.png
>>527927650Glad to know her looks reached out to you, I did try to kinda catch that comfy "girl you knew back in school and liked" vibe with her when doing her model, aside from just making her look like Julia.
Yeah, her name was Emilee, and she was a bit of a shortstack. She had short black hair, and a large ass like this
>>527925865 that was only apparent when she wore blue jeans.
This 3d model looks ass, stop spamming it for fucks sake. Even you would manage to make a better looking one in Blender if you committed some time to learning that software instead of jerking off all the time
>>527929091he's literally posting with a name so you can filter if you dont want to see it, not like there's anything being discussed either
>>527929091I think her eyes are too edgy looking for Julia but its definetly better than most 3d coffin stuff I've seen, helps that they didn't try to force the 2d sprite artstyle on the model.
https://files.catbox.moe/1uoerp.png
>>527929091My man, you must be either blind or gay if you think the model looks ass.
Also, how am I spamming? Every picture is a different one.
>>527929881The l4d one is curiously arousing
>>527927184Since you're here, there was a guy a few weeks ago asking for koikatsu cards for the characters
>>527930404not him. only the graphics are shit. you can really tell by looking at legs and hair here
>>527929539 for example
HS2 guy, I think it might be better to put it all on an archive or something so people don't get annoyed. I'm really happy you like how she came out but I also don't want people to get annoyed at the spam, especially if I decide to post new stuff again.
>>527930910I really wish HS2 (or any realistic artsyle game of that type) had as large a modding community as Koikatsu
Having pubes just be an image overlay looks pretty bad for example
>>527931306I could have went ahead and used 3d stuff for her pubes actually but in the end I actually didn't like how they looked on her, especially due to the lighting sometimes making them look too shiny or even metalic, and they don't interact with the animation poser properly so I'd have to manually rearrange the pubes for every picture which would have been far too annoying.
Here is the 300th thread video, and at 126 mb, its really pushing the limit of catbox.
https://files.catbox.moe/sls07h.mp4
>>527932273I remember the huge almost ragequit moment I had making it, I took all the shots for it and then only realised in Premier Pro that I left one of the posing skeleton lines visible, so I went back and redid every shot for like another hour and a half and then came back to edit the video. I'm surprised I had the dedication to finish at like 5am in the morning.
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>>527930910>>527931306Yeah, despite costing $70, HS2 has its limits.
>>527931043Ok, I think you might be right, I will stop posting your work. Thanks once again for the lovely artwork.
>>527932627Thanks again for enjoying it, I'll try and do new stuff once the exam season ends. If you have any ideas/requests you can type em now and I'll write them down for the next time I start doing shoots with her.
preg
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>>527932273julia is pregnant!(or full of gas)
>>527932782Well, we never really saw your model of Julia from behind while nude. I kinda want to see her large ass. Other than that, I dont really know...maybe a few pictures of her laying on a couch while nude? Or fully dressed? Its up to you.
>>527933151puffy hoodies are a great tool to hide pregnancies
>>527925440>>527925492Period blood also. You know the one
>>527924752>>527925136>>527925245>>527925440Thank you anonymous
>>527925017It's rough and I think it's bad. But I realized I am much better at plain old pencil and paper art than this digital stuff. Picrel took about a minute.
>>527927643No it's just a recurring fantasy of mine...
>>527935747https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o18Ejxf4I0w
>>527932627>he doesn't know about betterrepack
Did hussies kill the thread?
>>527942247Nonsense, the thread has never been more alive!
>>527943094>tfw you will never wake up to Julia making you pancakes
>>527942247It's for the better anyway
Coffin has apparently made more than 7 million in revenues.
>>527930768It would be so kino if they made Doug and Renee models too so all 4 survivors could be replaced
are russians the biggest fanbase of this game
sitdrew
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>>527936849It'd be convenient to have a tablet these days
>>527945863Koreans are, judging by their share of the world's population and their contribution in terms of fanart and views.
>>527942247All of our brothers and sisters have been led away. It's over.
>>527951189A daring synthesis
>>527944234>Nemlei is one of the richest people in Finland now
>>527952547I am literally Douglas
I am literally Andrew
Andrew is literally Douglas
>>527929881It looks like she's one of the Kure from Kengan, kind of
Makes my dick hard so I don't mind
For a minute there, I lost myself
I lost myself
>>527952547The cat deserves it
>>527952692You know, I vaguely get the feeling that this is a double entendre for Andrew. He doesn't always go along with Ashley's whims and frequently resists. But he does always go along with Renee's whims like his father because he was always trying to live up to the "good son" as part of his normalfag roleplay
Jewlei
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>>527956443The cat is immunized against all dangers
>>527956636Nem was justified in conducting airstrikes against Watasi. She had to be stopped from obtaining weaponized merch
>>527960072I'm still seeing some white in there
>>527960221mallet to your clavicle coals down the throat
Tunnel
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>>527956913The copyright was promised to her 3000 years ago
>>527960530why is she so buff here
>>527965349Human meat + brother cock diet
>>527956443We love our kitty kitty, yes we do!
IMG_2289
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How do entities reproduce?
>>527967216Grooming tar souls, apparently
>>527967216Grooming tar souls, clearly.
THD
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Hagglo 7
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>>527971868It's a real shame that Renny is so attractive
Another long night of playing Coffin and watching Oreimo while wishing my sister was anything like Ashley or Kirino
>>527972402You should be happy your sister is who she is, not some fictional character.
anders 2
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>>527971868Bro gave it the ick
>>527972402You should have gotten your parents to keep having kids until you got a sister you wanted.
>>527972570The fictional characters are nicer, sweeter, and cuter
>>527972754Your little sister is probably cute and you're just being a dickhead. Sisters are very cute, they just need love and attention. I mean, "You should be happy your sister has a real sistussy instead of jacking off to cartoons."
>>527972931My sister will never be a genki otaku brocon. What's the point?
>>527973131>What's the point?Being a good brother so you have a best friend for life.
>>527973216>Being a good brother so you get cucked for life.
>>527973295I don't understand, you say you don't want to fuck your sister so it's clearly not cuckoldry. Or does being nice without expectation of it always be reciprocated immediately cramping your Andrew roleplay?
>>527973216But I want a cute imouto that's obsessed with me while I still get to be an otaku hikkiNEET
>>527973661Unfortunately, what you want is, if not impossible, at least "improbable." I mean you can still be good friends, but no sister is going to be obsessed with a brother that just kind of barely exists. You should seek to rectify your hikkikomori ways.
>>527973931>You should seek to rectify your hikkikomori ways.Shut up, Misaki
>>527973931Fuuuuuuuuuuck I hate being three dimensional so much. This place fucking BLOWS. When do I get to star in that big anime in the sky?
>>527974187Sorry dude, them's the breaks.
>>527974535It'd be so easy
>>527973661Do chaos magick like the rest of us
>>527974650Please don't ever consider suicide. Unless you listen to Radiohead, and even then there's better options like shock therapy.
>>527974736>Unless you listen to RadioheadGuess who was in the top 0.1% of Radiohead listeners last year
>>527974965It's not easy being this wired into the Sister Matrix (also known as the Imoutrix)
h smug
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>>527975119I bet my sister would regret not being a brocon if I... you know
>>527975428I doubt it, she'd probably just cry a lot and have an empty spot you used to occupy where even after she gets over the initial shock her life is left irrevocably worse.
h miffed
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>>527975524Ruining my suicidal fantasies is not cool, dude.
>>527975857Happy to help.
The only good 'mouto is a dead 'mouto
>Decaying Along
>Dead end: Andrew lobotomizes himself and sacrifices Ashley
>Real end: pic related in order for them to become one entity
>>527979083Why is he smoking it backwards?
>>527966528WHAT'S NEW FINNISH CAT!?
WHOA-WHOA-WHOAH-OH!
WHAT'S NEW FINNISH CAT!?
>Devlogs endWHOA-WHOA-WHOAH-OH!
Call off the search for your soul
Or put it on hold again
She's having a sly indoor smoke
And she calls the folks who run this her oldest friends
>>527973295You could always kidnap her if she doesn't give you what you want
What are you guys cooking tonight?
>>527984669I moved midnight pizza up to the afternoon because I need to go to bed early today (3am instead of 5). So nothing
>>527984669I made shepherd's pie because it's awesome and it's my sister's favorite.
>>527984669Barilla with red bell pepper sauce, I don't have any meat though and I'm too lazy to go outside today so it's going to be vegetarian.
>>527988515>so it's going to be vegetarianMy condolences. My sister wanted to go vegan for a bit, she lasted two weeks.
>>527883253Amazon position of mating press
>>527989498Huh, I also gave veganism a shot in my teens and only lasted about 2 weeks. It felt like my stomach was a pocket dimension, I was hungry no matter how much I ate.
>>527989880Well, if you go to that much of an extreme your choices are rabbit food and stuff which legally should not be classified as food because it's 99% Guangzhou factory runoff. The final nail in the coffin for her was me showing her the ingredients list of the impossible slop she was putting in her body.
>>527984669Making a curry with mashed sweet potato as a base
>>527989498>>527989880Veganism/vegetarianism is a form of communism
>>527990381No, veganism it's just mental illness... a form of suicidal empathy since vegan women tend to lose their periods and vegans in general look like aliens. Vegetarianism? Idk. It could work.
>>527990381And pescetarianism is a form of Eco-fascism
>>527991234>pescetarianismI see the word pesce. Fish? So basically an average Japanese diet?
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>>527990167Looks hideous but tastes amazing
>>527991727Cuteness levels off the chart
>>527991653nice jeet "food"
>>527992449You're not even white.
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>>527992449Looks more appetising in the pot
Is Ashley a better cook than Andrew?
Euros...take the census...
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdSYjAmXne6TTSOxahSVJ0-Dhy5fDtyO9GH0ktSmF8uTTg87w/viewform
>>527993498Yes and there was a direct one to one competition. Andrew cooked soup successfully and Ashley didn't.
>>527993805It's been three days, give up and go back to your discord.
>>527993897>Andrew cooked soup successfullyHe made sketti and meatballs in SnS
>>527993498She's a white woman that hates spices to the point of not even putting enough salt in her human stew. Does baking count as cooking? She's definitely better than Andrew at making cookies and stuff.
>>527994067Go be brown somewhere else please.
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>>527993805How many of these are you gonna do? The last one felt like it was a month ago.
>>527993987Are you the newfag who shat up the last thread to complain about a question that's been on every census?
>>527994583I'll do them for as long as I'm in /calg/. We do these every 6 months btw
>>527993498Yes. She successfully cooked human, tomatoes and baked cookies. Andrew barely cooks anything in the game
>>527995085So it's just another instance of Andrew complaining about Ashley doing XYZ when he's easily the bigger offender? I hate Andrew.
>>527994201Jailb8 you mean (For Andy).
>>527995085>successfully cooked humanBland human, according to Andrew she didn't even salt Renee.
>>527995168It's reasonable to assume that she learned to cook from him so Andrew's cooking scales at Ashley+ unless she leveled up during that year when they weren't really talking.
>>527995398I can't see Andrew as interested in cooking. He probably taught Ashley how to turn on an oven and that's it.
>>527996150>I can't see Andrew as interested in cookingI do because he's too poor to eat at restaurants all the time and he's a picky eater. The solution? Learn to cook.
>>527996289Finns are forest trolls who lack a sophisticated culinary tradition. The Finns eat potatoes and butter, but not much else. Finnish recipes are so bad that desserts are not considered desserts because they're sweet (which they're not), but because they are more comfortable to chew than the typical Finnish meal. Fine dining in Finland is buying food from IKEA, because all things Swedish are fashionable in that country. I am unconvinced that Andrew has any desire to prepare good food.
>>527995179Wouldn't it be the opposite and andy would be jailb8?
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>>527995085>>527995168when andrew cooked and asked if it's bad ashley said no.
when ashley cooked andrew insulted her cooking both times
it's been like 2mo since ch3 decay dropped, did /calg/ come to a consensus of if ashley raped andrew or not?
>>528000923He's her brother so he belongs to her.
Anyone got the meme of Andrew going, "what do you mean you lost the baby"?
>>528000923No they belong to each other so that sort of thing is simply not possible.
>>528002837I feel like we're gonna get a reverse of SnS sequence in cliffhanger.
>Andrew burns trinket>Ashley in a fit of rage hits him>Maybe pistol whips him>Mid strike of another pistol whip Andrew grabs her arm and tosses gun>Rapes her out of rage
>>528003073NO TO CLIFFHANGER RAPE!
>>528003073In Cliffhanger they've gotta pay for their crimes somehow
>>528003238Decaype is unavoidable
>>528003637Depends on how exactly you define that. In the traditional sense? Like in terms of paying in the Legal way: Nemlei has already show she doesn't have interest in going there. Because in fail state in SnS they do get arrested and it's just glossed over. Or when the cops apprehend them they just open fire. Maybe it'll be more in a symbolic sense. And it will probably be for ones that were absolutely unjustified like Nina or the Family.
How I'd predict paying for their crimes would be: Andrew writes a letter to Julia/Nina's family confessing for her death, then dates it before the fire happens. So that way the truth is at least out there
>>528004092Wait, I forgot they called Julia FUCK
>>528003801Paying for their crimes has to involve them both losing something. Andrew getting a lobotomy is a likely contender as it has mutual consequences.
>>527971650As expected from a soulless machine
>>528003637They'll pay a fine.
>>528007387Andrew will donate all their cash to the church!
They won't pay for shit, this is a woman game, personal accountability is not a thing.
>(Ashley and Andrew fan child)
https://x.com/EvelyneXoxo_/status/1935563439067250986
>>528007949The entire point of Andrew's character is that he is a douchebag with zero sense of accountability and Nemlei, despite being a woman, is cognizant of this.
>>527944234Is Nemlei really a woman? How was she able to write such a good story
>>528008126Cognizant, maybe, but if you think she's gonna make her (im)perfect husbando pay for anything he did, you're huffing toxisoda fumes.
>>528008218>How was she able to write such a good storydecades of ao3 experience
>>528008056I love Audrey
>>528008218Women are good writers provided they aren't leftist
>>528008247No no no no Andrew at this point is NOT Nemlei's manic pixie dream boy. Andrew is not hot and sexy he is a cunt and awful
>>528008292>>528008297I've seen it stated a number of times how fanfiction is mostly women. Wonder why...
scholars know Renee is Nemlei's real self insert
>>528008771>Andrew is not hot and sexybait used to be believable
I'm all for decay being the chapter where they, "pay for their sins". Considering Burial, with the exception of Nina, every crime can be justified. And to be honest it's possible they'll just move on from it. Just accept that it happened and not linger on it.
Why did my heart choose Ashley?
My mind doesn't understand it.
>>528008974>decay being the chapter where they, "pay for their sins".Decay is about Andrew paying for his sins
Burial is about Ashley
>>528008950I know where that face is from
>>528009056Ashley doing what?
>>528008950You are NOT meant to lust for Andrew he is meant to creep you out
>>528009481cmon now
i dont like andrew either but Nemlei went out of her way to claim he has a big dick
>>528009592[GENERIC VILLAINESS] has nice tits but she's still the villain and you want to kill her
>>528009873>and you want to kill her
>>528009873>want to kill herSpeak for yourself. I wish her and Andrew a long and happy life
>>528010086I'm not talking about Ashley because she's not a generic vilainnes. I actually had Ultimecia in mind.
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>liking sex is degenerate but eating humans and forcing your brother to fuck you isn't
isn't she supposed to be smart? she rarely makes sense
>>528010356Ashley actually sees this in a similiar way as Andrew, there's a difference to her between making love and having sex.
Neither of them like having sex but they'd like to make love, it's just that Andrew, being a man, and someone whose sexual life has been plagued with feeling of trauma, seeks out more sex in an attempt to make love, especially when his first time with Ashley was traumatic to him, while Ashley uses the sex as a means to an end.
I don't understand why people go on with this unpaid crime shit the creator of this game is a woman.
>>528010906>I don't understand why people go on with this unpaid crime shitbecause its stated in the game
>unpaid crime
She's just referring to the fail states where they get caught.
>>528011313But SnS isn't a fail state, it's an ending.
>>528011041Nothing will happen
>>528011738I don't think it's about what happens to them, we clearly see them being punished over shit they got pulled into against their will is the answer.
I think it's more of a symbolical stuff to ease their conscience, so they could become better versions of themselves and not be bogged down by their past.
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>>528011738EPISODE 4 NEVER
Is this Ashley or another hussysona that looks just like her?
>>528010356>isn't she supposed to be smart?No.
>>528012898>moleshusysona
>>528012898>fancier choker>moles>longer hairHussy.
>>528011480>Warden wins>Happy ending>Graves in GravesThose are endings where they, "pay for their crimes".
>>528013139The upcoming good endings too
>>528010906I don't get why so many people think demonshley is going to eat ???. It's very possible that she is being imprisoned in that vision
>>528013894a lot of anons demonashley is entity like ??? because they both got their dead bodies near them but demonashley can just say "mine" while ??? talks normally
>>528010906>peopleperson, singular.
>>528015696You're right, thanks for correct me. Retard, singular.
>>528000923She did but in the wrong way. Andrew deserves a brutal anal rape.
>>528016960https://files.catbox.moe/bgpnbi.jpeg
I need a hot, steamy, sibling make out session where they get swept up in the moment. Followed by child inducing love making. TOTAL. SIBLING. BREEDING.
https://x.com/LOSFORRY_CUSTOM/status/1910558596502532201
>>528020439Making out is fucking awesome. A gentleman of taste.
>>528020439>hot, steamy, sibling make out session where they get swept up in the momentOne is enough, Nemlei!
>>528013894>I don't get why so many people think demonshley is going to eat ???Just look at him, sitting there all edible like he is
https://twitter.com/minniiete/status/1935613667036590256
>>528021516>Mmmm, cotton candy
>>528022198By God ??? has to be the cutest thing in the world. Kit9 is shooting himself in the foot by not selling ??? merch since 2023.
>>528023221I know, love this lil' nigga like you wouldn't believe.
>>528023315I want him to be their godfather (satanfather?)
>>528023419He's going to be kept alive to serve as the perpetual mascot character.
>>528022198Taste like black licorice.
>>528023805He surely tastes like salmiakki, which is fucking horrible.
>>528023315Why does the girl have a horn?
mfw i realised nemlei planned out the vision room since the episode 1 era
>>528025361>nemlei >planned out
>>528025421you've been able to hold onto the batteries and get star points since the demo
Drunkanon I know you made some good fics about ??? being a Cheetos eating mascot but it WILL be crushed/eaten/beaten and Nemlei did put a rivalry between it and Andrew.
>>528025712??? is secretly a good dude, well, good by the siblings' standards. Trust the plan.
>>528025421The Vision Room thing was in the translation files since forever. I don't exactly know since when but it has been there since March of 2024 at least, although only in the file. I used to always wonder what it is.
What is this jackass smoking? I don't even inhale my djarum cigarettes, I smoke them like cigars and the nicotine gives such a mild relaxing body high.
>>528025887Andrew and the fume ball already had a stare-off like two men and Andrew is jealous of him in other routes, plus he's actively antagonistic towards Andrew and trying to seperate them. It won't survive the wrath of a jealous older brother. It has it coming. It'll get what it fuckin deserves. Total ??? Death. Trust THAT plan.
>>528026427Andrew rolls up dried semen
>>527810542 (OP)I'm home and met my sister after months and it kinda feels sad. Once she and I were close, would play for hours but after growing up now we barely talk, and have nothing much to talk about. After coming home late she just secludes herself in a room with her phone. I don't have any weird or lewd delusions about her unlike other blogposters but this is really messing me up. That she is going away from me like all the other 'friends' I had before. And I feel like I'm the only one who fucking cares about this and she doesn't give a shit.
But I have nobody to talk about it and I feel like my heart is bleeding. I wonder, is this how Ashley felt?
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>>528025887>tAr sOul, plEAse DisPosE of ThE bRotHEr>i CarE nOt aBoUt yOUr iNceSt FeTisH
>>528026515WAIT SO ??? HAS MORE EYES ON ITS BACK?
>>528026645Clearly you gotta sabotage all her relationships and make her friends abandon her.
>>528026645I would ask her for a hug.
>>528025040You mean her pink hairclip?
>>528026645I wonder if any of you goobers ever considered just taking a bit of initiative. Give her a hug, ask her how her day was, bridge the gap. Some of you will literally sit there with everything slipping through your fingers.
>>528026728>I-I don't have an incest fetish, I just like Andrew!>And what's it to you anyway??
>>528026645have you tried starting a conversation?
you're implying you havent talked to eachother in months, try breaking the ice yourself
>>528027329>Some of you will literally sit there with everything slipping through your fingersThat's a significant percentage of the population, not just when it comes to relationships either. Then they whine about being alone or poor.
>>528026951What I did with a lot of my girlfriends
>>528027329Anons here are usually barely men and have no balls or spine, so they can't take the initiative or else what if my weirdness is exposed??? Oh no, the horror!
>>528026645>she just secludes herself in a room with her phoneI wish smartphones had never been invented, they have been a disaster for our culture and our basic ability to socialize irl.
The internet shouldn't follow you outside of the house, you shouldn't keep the whole internet in your pocket where you can reach for it instinctively.
>>528027329>taking a bit of initiative.Are you CRAZY?!
>>528027609>or else what if my weirdness is exposed??? Oh no, the horror!That's a good reason not to do it, I mean none of my friends even know that I watch anime. I'd die if they found out.
My sister said she's going on a diet again. I already know she'll lose absolutely no weight as always, but still, it always hurts to hear....
>>528027849very female brained way of acting
if your friends dont share your interest and would shit on you if they found out such a tame thing like watching anime, are they even your friends?
>>528027670Seriously. Scientists far in the future will look back at the advent of the smartphone as one of the worst crimes inflicted upon humanity, and a fuckload of society's worst problems can be traced in part to having convenient on-demand access to the internet anywhere you are.
>>528027849If you're afraid of people learning the most mundane shit about you, they are not people you should be calling friends. I could tell any one of my friends my darkest secrets and the most they'd do is jokingly fuck with me about it.
>>528028150>it always hurts to hear....hi, architect anon
>>528027525She and I are not really good conversationists. And I kinda tried but she barely replies more than two words.
She's really busy nowadays so there's that for a reason as well I guess
>>528028648Offer to bring back some food so you can eat together. Busy people usually have a lot to bitch about so she'd be more likely to talk about her day over takeout.
>>528027849>I'd die if they found out.They probably have a show or two that they like too, maybe even one that you've seen like Frieren or whatever else is popular this season.
If they're your friends they won't give you shit for your tastes, a friend of mine is into some music that I think is shit but I don't think less of him for it or give him shit for it. Friends are like that anon, it's fine.
Don't let your friends just be "Friend B" to you.
>>528028259I have no idea how to put that genie back in the bottle, the internet is in everybody's hands all day every day and I don't think that's going to change. I do not like that trend and can't predict what it'll be like by the time we're old. Well, oldER.
>>528028884The internet is getting shittier by the year though, they're really pushing for a subscription model on youtube and you can't even make a google search these days because they've fucked it up so much that it's practically worthless. You need to use some sort of AI like Grok just to scrap links from a dozen search engines.
>>528028884>I have no idea how to put that genie back in the bottleYou can't without Best Korea levels of control, as in at a federal level outlawing a ton of apps out of purely utilitarian ones like GPS or alarms and a whole lot of other stuff that's not terribly Coffin-related. Since that will never happen, it's best to just accept that you're going to be out of touch with the follow-on generations and take comfort in your sister's warm, soft, jiggly bosom (or ass, I guess, but that's weird)
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>>528028259>>528028884there are anons posting in /calg/ instead of talking to their sister right now
>>528029371Alone-time is important for any married couple, otherwise you'd drive each other fucking insane. Well, okay, men need alone time, good women will give you a bit of space every now and again.
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>>528028884>How to put that genie back in the bottleButlerian Jihad when?
>We must negate the machines-that-think. Humans must set their own guidelines. This is not something machines can do. Reasoning depends upon programming, not on hardware, and we are the ultimate program! Our Jihad is a "dump program." We dump the things which destroy us as humans!
>>528029517Is that supposed to be her kid on the right? Never really thought about that.
>>528028150>My sister said she's going on a diet again
>>528028884>>528028259Internet access is actually more beneficial if you use it as a tool instead of a escape of sorts to life. Is wasn't the large scale access to the web or even smartphones who fucked up us. It was Social Media. Literally all mental problems from the digital info age can be traced back to social media platforms and their effects on the human psyche, which adds up to the problems of contemporary life. Using the internet to research critical information is a blessing, but under 5% of the average people actually use it for research purposes.
>>528029643>Butlerian Jihad when?the new Pope unironically talked about this btw
>>528029714Looks like it
>>528029371I just did.
It's not as thrilling as you think anon
>>528029715Architectbros.... Not like this
I don't like seeing drunkanon posts because i feel a inhuman amount of jealousy
But, thanks to the internet, there are no so many hussies able to communicate with brothers all over the globe!
>>528029765>use it as a tool instead of a escape of sorts to lifeI use it as both. Not trying to sound like that guy, but people are surprised when I tell them I don't have socials. They're awestruck that there's other stuff on the internet besides their 4-5 legacy social media sites.
Alright anons. I'll try to talk to her later on
Maybe this time I'll be able to bring out more than one sentence out of her mouth
>>528030553Try bringing food
Girls love food
It's weird seeing how different people act with their siblings here. I have 5... All but one of them is quite nice.
>>528030594Dunno. She barely nibbles at her meal
Maybe I'll pretend I happened to have extra sweets with me and hand some to her
>>528029194>can't even make a google search these days because they've fucked it up so much that it's practically worthlessAll google does is funnel you into advertisements, if I'm actually looking for something I'll use duckduckgo, and if I'm looking for stuff to pirate I go to yandex.
>>528029765>Internet access is actually more beneficial if you use it as a toolAs a tool to scrape old or obscure things and save it to my own archive, it's great. As an in-pocket excuse to sit at a bar not talking to anyone it's a dogshit invention.
>"hey look at this FB reel"Hey let's talk about something real, or why am I here
>>528030553Work on your conversation starters!
>>528031134"Oh. Hey sis...What's up?"
>>528031134>Work on your conversation starters!"I've been so fucking lonely lately and need someone to talk to"
>>528030791I have 2 younger sisters and 1 younger brother too, i dont really have any issues with either of them despite one of the sisters being quite annoying at times
>>528031502"Wow. You must be really desperate, huh?"
>>528031502>"I've been so fucking lonely lately and need someone to talk to"This, but unironically. Most people want to be helpful, you'd be surprised how many doors you can open by being shameless.
>>528031134
>>528031523>sisters being quite annoying at timesSimilar issue. Except instead of being annoying, she's just a complete asshole. Totally confrontational and moody all the time. She's the polar opposite of our younger sister, completely chill.
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>>528031536stop giving me one word answers you dumb bitch. how the fuck am I supposed to continue the conversation when you're talking like a boring NPC. I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL
>>528031685At a certain age women develop the capacity of pulling women moments sadly
>>528031618"Yes, I'm very desperate and have been having thoughts of suicide"
Gets 'em every time
>>528032395worked for drunkanon
If Nemlei was a man, she'd probably write the first time they 'elope" like pic related. Even though it IS peak, it's also almost porno tier.
https://x.com/DonBaTzu/status/1930672842242482199
>>528033348What does that mean? A man would've wrote them wrestling on the couch instead of Andy talking in his sleep with a hardon?
>>528032395>>528033071If I woukd be honest, it would be like "Sis. Everything is falling apart. Everything I tried to work on ended up miserably and everyone who was closed to me are gone. I thought we were friends but I realized I don't know you anymore. And to think that the last one who was close to my heart, you, is slipping away from me, I just can't take it. I have nothing to offer you and it's bleeding my heart. But I don't know what to do to fix all this. I don't want to pressure you but can you at least...give me a hug?"
Would that suffice anons? Would that not be weird at all?
>>528033776The scenario there probably would have went down like this:
>they wrestle for remote>In their underwear>They realize how this looks>Stop and laugh it off>Both consider for a moment>Both get excited about itAnd I think you can guess what I'm alluding to.
>>528033968It would be weird, but it also might work. Unironically, go for it
>>528034079Well, that kinda happened in episode 2.
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>>528033968>stop playing the victim you melodramatic faggot>what kind of weirdo asks for a hug? just do it and fuck off
>>528033968>weirdAren't we all? Never hide who you are. tell her. Always be honest and do not retreat from confessing anything, do not speak your heart only to try to catch your words and shove them back inside your throat.
>>528031502Anon you said she barely nibbles her meals and locks herself on the phone in her room.. Don't be a selfish fuck and ask her what's wrong or if she's upset about something maybe?
>>528033968That would be very weird. You're not supposed to come out and say things like that. You should act to show you want to be friends again and give her a chance to go for it or not. Invite her out to do something fun like a normal person who wants to be friends with someone would.
>>528031502>>528031665>>528032395>>528033968>/calg/ romance master classFriendly reminder not to take advice from 4chan.
>>528034679>romanceYou dumb nigger. That anon wasn't even asking for that.
>>528034446Yeah, but what I'm saying is I can picture a man writing the scenario similar to that, of pic here
>>528033348 and it's basically the plot of a porn. Or, it'd be them wrestling for it, their intimate areas connecting and without even realizing it and yup. "Accidental". Nemlei definitely wrote is way more realistic. The few times Coffin goes into gooner/porno territory Nemlei hauts everything. With the exception of SnS of course, but that sex scene is very much not erotic.
>>528034829I know what you people do with little sisters around here.
>>528034616>like a normal person
>>528034679But anon I'm not planning to 'romance' my sister
>>528034616I normally would but as I said she has quite hell of a schedule and can't even manage to go for a movie or something.
>>528034616>>528034679Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you weirdos? How can one have this little real life experience in conversation? Just ask her if she's okay and talk as if you genuinely love and care for her instead of trying to acquire unnatural advice from here.
>>528034467The real trick is to kill yourself five minutes after this hug but somewhere out of sight so she has to find you.
>>528035149Don't worry, I will. It's just that Thiumaxxer like me had no one else to talk about this
>>528035282No, you have to storm out of the house, drive somewhere remote with a gun, call her, say something suicidal, shoot the gun into the air and drop the phone, then wait
There's a way to be honest about your feelings without being TOO forward. Just tell her that you miss her, and that some of her behavior is a little concerning. Show her you're her friend and that you care. Maybe the issue is she doesn't have a lot of friends at the moment either.
>>528035149>How can one have this little real life experience in conversation?Ma'am you are on 4chan.
>>528034589Oh no, I'm not that guy. I'm just being silly
>>528035487Relax. No worries. There'll be no melodramatic outbursts. Just heart to heart talk. But I still will hug her tho
>>528035458I want to do that so badly lmao
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>>528035149>How can one have this little real life experience in conversation?Anon, I have had next to no heart to heart conversations with anyone in my life. My family is still together, but I unironically think my dad has autism (and I might too) so we've never had emotional sit downs together. And I genuinely have no friends and barely go outside. I didn't make a single friend in college because I was a hermit and these days the only time I leave the house is to run errands or go to work at a mental asylum (again, not a joke)
/calg/ accounts for ~65% of my socialization with the rest of 4chan covering another ~20%
>>528035458Well that is just attention seeking, it doesn't solve the real problem of removing yourself from life whilst making someone feel guilty for it.
>>528031393>>528031536>>528032082>>528033102>>528031502>>528031618We should do this more often. It would give a semblance to the anons here how to talk to one's sister patootie. Plus it's cute with Andrew and Ashley.
>>528036129That's probably just the autism. I never had a heart to heart with either of my parents either but I did have it with others because I just put on a crafted personality and match it with theirs and it always works. Yes, it's dishonest but I don't care about anybody but my sister anyway they can all suck a dick.
So.... Incest. Amiriteguize?
>>528036674But this game has no incest! That was just a vision.
>>528036674Incest? What do you mean, weirdo??
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Enough blogposting for today. I'm going to bed. I'll report back tomorrow when you baked a new thread and after I had some heart to heart talk and hugged my sister
I won't do anything dramatic. Don't worry. I know I'm getting an advice from lonely incest lovers in a 4chan thread about a sibling romance game. I just had no one to turn to
>>528036841They're sexing each other on the regular in the one ending we have and they already kissed on the mouth in the other that's coming.
>>528036129It's always fun when some poster doesn't realise we are not pretending to be maladjusted freaks.
>>528036874Ew, what are these people thinking Andrew? Let's get out of here...
>holds his hand
>>528037020Yeah, but they hated it so it doesn't count.
>>528037159It's funny she legit thought 'WTF is wrong with them?' when the campers thought they were inbreeding
>>528037159You're right Ashley, let's just leave.
>kisses on the lips>puts fingers through belt loop to subtly touch her assI don't know where eveyone is getting that from...
>>528037101>maladjusted freaksFew browsers I've met outside of this place are alright. I still have a gut feeling I'd never want to meet or interact with most of people who come here in the outside world.
>>528037020At least Decay won't have incest
>>528037375She's just deflecting because of the fact that she just described in vivid detail the state of her brother's cock while she was sitting on it. Truly a master of diversion.
>>528037375I don't think that's the point Ashley was making, we know how she feels about children so it was more like 'why would they immediately think of reproduction just because two cousins are fucking? what's up with that?' cuz you know protection exists.
>>528037395Right? These people are nuts!
>gropes his cock in the tower
>>528037693>Few browsers I've met outside of this place are alrightI really hope you mean threads/boards
>>528037101I'll have you know I am a completely normal person
I do miss the days where there was plausible deniability that this is an incest game.
>>528037724>>528038176(Insert a pic of Ashley slurping soda)
>This it not an incest game!>It has incest, but it's only optional!>Decay won't have incest!You are here
>Ashley never had sexual feelings for Andrew!>Burial Sane won't have incest!>There will never be a happy couple end!>There will never be a happy inbreeding end!
>>528038176to be honest me too
ep3 felt too much like Nemlei was just owning the libs by doubling down on the sexy scenes
>>528038135/calg/ specifically. To be honest I've been mainly using /pol/, /k/, /tv/, /sp/, and /x/ for years. Wasn't until I became obsessed with this game I just fully migrated here. I don't even really go on other boards any more besides here.
>>528038372Heh same here
I guess I got tired about talking who's jewing who in /pol/ and how new capeshit or Star Wars is shit in /tv/
I'd rather talk about funny sibling romance
>>528038503>we're beyond #17 kek
>>528038613>capeshit or Star Wars is shit in /tv/The last time I had fun on /tv/ was the Better Call Saul finale. "BRAVO, VINCE" (the ending was unironically total dogshit imo)
>>528038123How
>unzipsweird
>spitspeople
>chokesare
>coughsthese
>*gokh*days,
>swallowshuh?
>>528038503>>528038620We're already on #19 lmao
>>528038164Same, I LOVE SPORTS
>>528039169pp sucking sound
That's right, this bake is a few minutes early. Deal with it
>>528039382>>528039382>>528039382
>>528033470/calg/ give me the superior version of Twisted Clowns.... perfection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRF4s-F1tRA&ab_channel=Killer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv0y0On8ZGQ&ab_channel=dino_squared
>>528039893>Finnish composersWe can't escape them
>>528038176Which stage you liked the best?
Incest is so perfect bros.
>>528053463if its perfect then why does it create defective people
>>527812990Whats this parodying?
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