Thread 527810542

Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245


# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

Previous thread: >>527660193

That's right, it's a LOVE STORY
So post pure love

Andrew and Ashley but without the disfunctions

>>527808010
The best crossovers for Coffin aren't the ones that make thematic sense, but rather ones that are completely retarded and nonsensical. I stand firm by this.

Be a good person.

Be a bad person.

>>527815586
It kinda makes sense for two reasons. First, everyone in the world of Breaking Bad is kinda an asshole just like in Coffin and second, I like both
Third, there's a cute floozy who makes me gosling

I fixed the cropping bc I'm actually a retard. So if you saw the previous one, no you didn't.

>>527820727
>>527820490
Are you... uploading phone screenshots as actual pictures?

God I wish my sister would beat me to a bloody pulp everyday

>>527821598
Admirable but unrealistic. Even my amazon of a sister punches like a rabbit.

Have you taken the fifth /calg/ census?
>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdSYjAmXne6TTSOxahSVJ0-Dhy5fDtyO9GH0ktSmF8uTTg87w/viewform
>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdSYjAmXne6TTSOxahSVJ0-Dhy5fDtyO9GH0ktSmF8uTTg87w/viewform
>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdSYjAmXne6TTSOxahSVJ0-Dhy5fDtyO9GH0ktSmF8uTTg87w/viewform
>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdSYjAmXne6TTSOxahSVJ0-Dhy5fDtyO9GH0ktSmF8uTTg87w/viewform

You should buy something nice for your sister. Something as expensive as a nice bracelet or necklace, or something as cheap as a candy bar, she'll be happy you were thinking about her!

>>527822852
My sister bought me a belated birthday present but won't tell me what it is!

>>527823449
Get her a be-earlied birthday present in exhange!

>>527822852
Sisters do love gifts!!

>>527822071
Interesting that so far 60% of /calg/ has now played Jack-In-A-Castle; last time it was only 40%. I guess the final months of "3A never happens" turned us gay.

>>527824204
Well, you have to consider the sample size and timing. The die-hard Nemlei Elite will probably be quicker on the draw than the casuals who only occasionally pop in.

The soundtrack is so perfect, for me it's Twisted Clowns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRF4s-F1tRA&list=PLns7vvcEy-jD9o6GzJm33BBLtY5gkq-SR&index=2
Nemlei! Get it on spotify!

>>527824475
It's all royalty-free music, rather than an original soundtrack. I think she'd have to get permission from the owners of the songs to be able to sell JUST the songs.

>>527824809
What's the worst that can happen?

>>527824809
I can already see it: "The Coffin of Andy and Leyley Unoriginal Soundtrack". The cover art will be Ashley's horrific attempt to redraw the Mona Lisa.

>>527825170
or Leyley playing ukelele

>>527824958
>What's the worst that can happen?
A nearby (cosmologically speaking) star explodes and bathes in lethal amounts of radiation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ir9HC9vYg
>Touch me.
>How can it be?
>Believe me.
>The sun always shines on TV.
>Hold me close to your heart.
>Touch me and give all your love to me.

>>527826863
Perfect, I like how strained she looks.
Gives off the vibe Ashley did something dumb and Andrew had her record this dumb video as an apology

For me its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMN5_Wnlzms&list=RD

>>527827074
Oh no, the horror. I sure hope no siblings take the opportunity to do un-Christian acts.

>>527828721
Sibling sex is not forbidden under the new covenant, therefore is completely safe.

>>527828790
I started to wonder about that as I was typing it, that is good to know. What does it say about sibling marriage?

>>527829157
Cain and Seth both married their younger sisters, as did the rest of their siblings

>>527829157
Similarly not referenced in the new covenant. It's worth noting that there's a ton of misconception surrounding what is and is not permissible and I think a large part of that is people straight-up not reading the bible cover-to-cover. The new covenant, forged by Christ with humanity, replaces all previous covenants. Sola scriptura, homosexuality is similarly not considered a sin though many Christians profess it so. Ultimately, incest is not in and of itself considered a sin because there is no reference to it given by Jesus (who is Christ). I've had to do a lot of reading after a come-to-Jesus moment so I feel qualified to speak on the subject from the perspective of a lay man.

Hope I helped.

>>527829157
Who cares what Semites say? A true Aryan ALWAYS marries his sister

>>527797163
>>527797335
>>527797476
>>527798526
It's not going so well

>>527829704
Oh?

>>527829704
Interesting... How you conducted the experiment in a sterile environment (20 years of codependency + 3 months of starving quarantine)?

>>527830060
The codependency is there but I'm thinking maybe it's because the subject is someone else's sister

>>527829702
Aren't you indian?

>>527831386
Not exactly but close enough

>>527831615
Then you simply do not understand the matter on which you speak, please refrain from perpetuating gross misrepresentations.

Nice ass, sis.

>>527833189
All sister asses are nice.

>>527829593
I thought the new covenant inherited old covenant laws wherever they aren't contradicted

>>527833334
No. A common misconception but Jesus specifically discarded the old covenants. Hebrews 8:13.

>>527833439
Holy based... Delphic Christianity can become real.

>>527822071
No. Why does it require a Google login, glowie?

>>527829593
i would start believing there is a god too if i got saved from anheroing and got rewarded with a sisterwife

>>527833748
Probably to prevent duplicate responses skewing results.

>>527833641
Isn't Christianity very flexible anyway? It would be odd if Delphism was the line to draw.

>>527833818
...are there really people that fucking mentally ill?

>>527833439
Sure, but what denomination would be fine with you being with your sister? Pragmatically it just doesn't work

>>527833817
I mean, cultural background is one thing, but when you get the feeling that God reached down and physically slapped you upside the head for being a fucking idiot it really hammers the point home.
>>527833976
I'm surprised you even felt obligated to ask that question. Of course there are.

>>527833976
Why not anon? You act like you haven't been here for the last 2 years! Unless...

>>527834124
The gods just favour some of us...

Oh hey /calg/
I'm the Andy poster aka "samefag"
I missed you guys
I won't be really active here, but I commisioned some art of my dear Andy and his sister Ashley, because I always hated how they never make good stuff with them

https://files.catbox.moe/amu9qx.png

Kind weather and nice roads to you guys

>>527823530
It's nice to see pocket Ashley not get crushed for once

>>527834614
I hope Ashley meets Andy in burial

Don't

>>527834653
Pocket sisters are so very cute!

>>527834809
I know right! Mine too

>>527835006
ALL sisters are cute.

>>527834768
That would be cute and might give me ideas for a future commision

>>527833318
I like when Nemlei and fartists draw subtle sister ass

>>527835189
nemlei never did it

>>527835189
I am a sistertitty zealot, but sister ass is deserving of love too.

did you deflowered your sister

Yeah we're siblings! What of it!

>>527835386
No not yet

>>527835228
I mean like this one, which isn't much but my love for sister butt makes me notice and appreciate it instinctually.

>>527835386
Did you learned English yet

>>527835587
Small asses are severely underappreciated in a culture that has increasingly embraced the proclivities of people incapable of behaving civilized when taken as a whole. Little butts are extremely cute.
>>527835386
A good brother would never kiss and tell.

Hang on I'm gonna go jack off.

>>527835948
Good luck, stay safe.

>>527835948
>he takes over 15 minutes to jerk off
Look at Mr Marathon Man over here

>>527837416
NTA but do you guys not average like 30 minutes?

>>527836818
>>527837416
I'm back, I came to post here as soon as I finished.

>>527837669
I don't masturbate. It's an insult to my sister.

>>527837669
Tits or gtfo

>>527838065
That's right. My sister is entitled to everything up to and including everything stored in the ground floor.

>>527837697
What did you use this time

>>527838326
Thoughts about my older sister, I feel bad.

>>527837669
When I masturbate it's usually a 2 hour edging session desu

>>527838857
Wow

>>527839336
Based, my longest is about 3 hours

Sorry for derailing, let's stay on topic: I love Ashley's hip width.

>>527839678
Of course Ashley would be attractive, she's a sister. It's natural.

>>527834614
artist?!??!

>>527839991
https://keygirixqwq.fanbox.cc/

>>527839678
>Sorry for derailing
It's okay, we can bring it back
If Andrew was really good at masturbating for a long time, would that directly translate into being better at sistersex?

>>527840501
>If Andrew was really good at masturbating for a long time, would that directly translate into being better at sistersex?
No. Personal stamina is cool and all, but ultimately I think a good portion of women would prefer guys finishing too quickly vice the opposite. Being a good lover is 99% willingness to do what your partner wants, if you can do that the you're pretty much there.

>>527840705
>I think a good portion of women would prefer guys finishing too quickly vice the opposite
Really? Are you theorizing or do you know that?

>>527840892
Okay, I know it. Think of it from your perspective: would you prefer your partner come to orgasm too easily, or not at all? I'm of course speaking from a male perspective, but in my experience women take it as a personal insult if you're having... difficulties, even if it's a matter of being too tipsy and therefore insensitive.

>>527841172
Women like foreplay a lot more than men do and that can be what gets them halfway through orgasm anyway, so lasting longer doesn't always matter. Andrew being a romantiKKK would be eager to make love to her sisterwife's cooch and mark her all over with his mouth, as I would love to do so myself, since I am literally Andrew.

>>527841172
Naruhodo. Sex havers are very intresting

>>527841967
I'm sorry if this is inflicting a gosling moment on you, that's not my intention.

>>527840892
Premature ejaculation IS often embarrassing but it can also be endearing to the lady becasue "wow, I'm just that hot!". It's mostly exaggerated because of hook-up culture but it won't be a problem with a steady partner unless it becomes a recurring problem leaving the missus unsatisfied each time. After all, males on average last 3-7 seven minutes in bed while women can be like 20 minutes, yet billions of people are still together.

>>527842329
It's cool man, everything makes me gosling these days
>>527842374
>males on average last 3-7 minutes in bed
REALLY?! What the fuck? I thought sex was, like, an hour long activity

>>527838857
And here I am feeling bad for thinking about a coworker.

>>527842492
Sex is 99% foreplay. Even as an experienced courtier of the sisterwife, I spend the overwhelming bulk of the bonding experience on making sure the engine is warmed up. In fact, it might be surprising to find out how little of that involves contact with the genitalia in any way, shape, or form. Being a good lover depends entirely on your willingness to learn what the other person likes.

>>527842790
Cute sprite
Lovely Andy

>>527842790
but that's normal tho

>>527842492
Males back in the day had to cum quick because a leopard might eat you mid fuck, so now a lot of males probably cum in that 3-7 min range if they're not actively trying to block it. It also depends on how long it has been since the last time you came.
>>527842861
This is also true. A lot of sisterless virgins don't know this but you can't just barge in a girl's cunt. Men light up like bulbs, women slowly warm up like radiators. Cool analogy, I know. My urologist told me. And being able to ready the lady up like a pro is one of the manliest and- for women, hottest things a guy can do in bed. Sex is nothing if it isn't romantic and that is essentially the key.

>>527843338
Good.
When she catches my eyes and smiles at me I forget what I was doing for 5 seconds

Oh no you are not starting this shit again motherfucker

>>527843605
Aww you're in love anon
Ask her for a cute date
Post more Andy sprites pls, I need to collect them all

>>527843605
Why are you wasting time fantasizing about someone who's probably interested in you for real?

>>527843895
Who's the artist for this one I've been dying to know

>>527843983
I guess you're new here, just ignore it anon.

>>527844017
https://x.com/scarlet_zetto/status/1715908409281679538
Unfortunately, no more coffin art.

Ask your sister for a hug out of nowhere
https://x.com/BellaLannn/status/1935005448283074666?t=LalxQ07gjGJdHajv5q4IBg&s=19

>>527845049
No, she'd think there's something wrong with me.

>>527845049
Why does he need a hug? Did Julia take advantage of him?

>>527845379
It's the gayest and an OOC plot of Andrew being mistreated at work and going home to his sister to cry. Julia called him fat so now his self-esteem is shattered.
Do women really think this is what men are like?

>>527845345
I felt fine when I wrote that. But, reading it back, I may have issues

Don't forget to fuck it.

>>527846123
And sisters "might be" cute, buddy

>>527843983
>who's probably interested in you for real?
God, I hope so. She's cute and I want to know what makes her tick.
I need her I need her I need her I need her I need her

>>527848206
Listen anon
Ask her to go out with you

>>527842861
So you're saying that jerking off daily is BAD for the unlikely scenario that I experience coitus?

>>527846189
NO

>>527833748
I think google forms require you to log in

>>527835228
Haven't you seen the Chaos & Mayhemley ass?

>>527848783
I will ask her to hang after work, we're a bar/restaurant and drink at the bar when it winds down each night, I gotta ask her to hang with us and chat her u[/

>>527850305
Good idea anon
And keep up those cute Andy pngs

Been trying my luck at the /v/ drawthreads for this bondage request, but no artist has bitten so far. Might be too niche
Figured it'd be worth a shot to post here and see if it stands out to anybody.

>>527850847
I will literally NEVER understand latexfags or bondagetards.

>>527822862
She didn't really like that little nigga all that much either.

>>527843508
>Men light up like bulbs, women slowly warm up like radiators
This is the only time erectile dysfunction has come in handy for me, because I have to do foreplay for my own sake as well.

>>527850550
I'll see, Friday is a good night to chill at work after hours without it being weird.
>>527843902
>Aww you're in love anon
Maybe, I haven't looked this way at a women in eons

>>527851819
It's hot when they can't run away from you, what's so hard to understand?

>>527853749
Yes but there's a difference between "handcuffs and latex thigh-highs" and whatever the fuck that shit is.

>>527845820
Not even most (adult) women are that fragile desu. Very embarrassing.

>>527845820
Do you not get sad when people are randomly mean to you?

>>527845049
I really want to

>>527835324
this pic gives me all of the good feels

>>527854601
Their opinions don't mean anything

>>527845820
>Do women really think this is what men are like?
It's what women are like. When men get called fat they say "Yeah good point" and start eating healthier. When women get called fat they start crying and contemplating suicide until they decide they're actually a plus size queen and double down on the calories.

>>527856113
I'm a man and when I get called fat I feel like crying and I eat to feel better

>>527856113
my male friend got butthurt when I called him fat

>>527856058
Why can't everyone be nice to me?

>>527850847
Kill yourself

Billions must post.

>>527810767
>without the dysfunction
BOOOORRRRIIIINNNNGGGG

>>527856772
Thiu is a living "kick me" sign

Hail to the Queen

Booba
https://x.com/AshleyGrav84480/status/1935064896984727851

>>527849674
Imagine in SnS, the souls of the parents having to watch them make out on the couch.

>>527859236
More like a living "dick me" sign

>>527845345
Reminds me of this gem:

>>527859739
Fuck me, those are some great hangers.

>>527860125
That's also me

>>527840705
>right to left
I love how big western comics are so widely hated that independent artists are now structuring their comics after manga instead. I hope Marvel and DC burn.

>>527860258
Figured lmao

Last one. The responses made me kek

Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.

Unpacked in Cliffhanger (hopefully)
Or Burial Sane. In fact, if what I suspect is correct: when Ashley matures and moves on from Leyley, she'll grow up mentally and can unpack it herself. That's probably what a good chunk of Sane's dream puzzles will revolve around.

>>527810767
Is it still incest?

>>527822862
She hated both of them

Decay cliffhanger's outcomes:
>Lobotomizedrew either sacrifices or kills Ashley, and after feeling lonely eventually kills himself
>Ashley could potentially also get lobotomized and they become some combined abomination
>Andrew turns down LU's deal entirely, and this leads to some sort of conflict resolution with Ashley after some strife and struggle
Burial endings
>Bonnie and Clyde revenge tour, with lots of sex. Resulting in incarceration or death, or demonic enslavement
>Sane is the, "Burial" of Leyley, Ashley maturing and leaving her and Andrew's baggage of their lives behind
>Ashley unpacks and has lots of reflective deep diving into her life and mind
>She decides to let Andrew go (symbolically)
>From here, Sane, like Cliffhanger, will diverge into 3 outcomes:
>Andrew and Ashley separate on good terms and see what they can make of their lives on their own
>Additional, Ashley and Andrew maybe separated temporarily "absence makes the heart grow stronger"
>Ashley gets caught (potentially foreshadowed by basement scene) and Andrew has to try and break her out of incarceration, or turn himself in
>Or, Andrew decides to choose Ashley. And from they're they'll decide the best course of action for their lives is (lots of potential for play choice in this route)

>>527869908
Hard to say, honestly, I wouldn't put it past Tal and Lua.

Hypothetically speaking, if you could consume Coffin in an alternative media method, which would it be? Personally I'd go with
>Graphic Novel
>Novel
>Animated TV series
>Live Action Film/TV series
In that order.

>>527860125
You don't need to be lustful at all to rape someone. If you really hate someone you'll do what they despise the most. It's a lot more fun to rape a woman and leave her traumatized for the rest of her life than it is to just kill her.

>>527852502
Very wonderful idea, fell-in-love anon
Tell us more about her along with Andy pngs. It feels like if Andy was the one in love with a girl kek
>spoiler
That's a very good thing then! I'm glad to hear that

Good mornin. Looks like we're back at this shit again. Oh well, we had a good couple of months.

It's actually jarring how slow the thread is now.

>>527871190
Graphic novel. Because Coffin has webcomic energy

>>527879374
How did we go from rapid fire posting to nothing in the span of one bake?

August is back

>>527880258
We're still in June

>>527879374
>>527880028
boo hoo. we moved on because we have better things to do while you're here bitching because this general is the only human connection you get. you're the type of guy who gets depressed after getting ghosted

American hours will save us...trust the plan.

>>527880556
I have never seen this image attached to anything other than bait.

>>527880737
Didn't dissappoint this time either kek

>>527880319
Evidently not

>>527880874
MULTI-MONTH DRIFTING

>>527869908
Unfortunately no, Better Half only has selfcest. Lua is such a fucking prick btw

>>527880918
>"Oh, lousy Smarch weather..."

What sort of deranged shit was Nemlei's next game after Coffin going to have? She said she had two in the works back before Coffin came out.

>>527881589
Undoubtedly, kids dying. I think Jack is the only one that DOESN'T feature that.

>>527842492
>I thought sex was, like, an hour long activity
It is, its called foreplay
>>527865868
Cute
>>527879374
Quality > quantity

>>527842374
>males on average last 3-7 seven minutes in bed
how pathetic

>>527882246
If evolution doesn't care about women achieving orgasm then neither do I

>>527882246
You will have your one pump chump and you will be happy

>>527842861
Yes, this. As a grill, please don't just shove your dick in there without any type of foreplay. It hurts and won't feel good for (you) either.

>>527882847
Propane or charcoal?

About to comm Renee and Andy
Give me ideas please

>>527883253
Suicide, preferably.

>>527883253
livestream your suicide

>>527883313
>>527883330

All of the old bait has run its course, so naturally we're back to re-runs. As always, please do not feed the trolls.

>>527883253
>Give me ideas please
Replace Renee for Ashley

>>527883253
If you put a loop of piano wire around your neck and tie the other end to something sturdy, superglue your hands to your head and then jump out of the window, it'll look like you ripped your head off.

>>527883454
Already did that

>>527883545
Consider Renee x Dougie then

>>527883490
Honestly, that's metal as fuck. That's a one-way ticket to hell for a personal high-five with Satan before riding back to the pearly gates riding bitch with Ronnie James Dio.

>>527883253
Renee x Grandpa

Ashley in SNS

>>527883775
>a personal high-five with Satan
More like a chest bump.

>>527883953
Andrew can not into first aid.

>>527883691
Hmm I guess
But I need outfit ideas too

>>527884207
Snuggling on the couch in jammies.

>>527884325
Cute

>>527885014
She cute

>>527883253
Kill yourself, faggot.

>>527885102
Her cuteness is severely undermined by being a bad mother. Women are cutest when they're cute with your children.
>>527885232
Stop feeding, mouthbreather.

Whens 3B coming out?
Also, what does Andrew like Ashley to wear around the house?

>>527885448
>what does Andrew like Ashley to wear around the house?
Crocs and socks.

>>527885329
>Women are cutest when they're cute with your children.
It's true, but she's still cute

>>527885537
core memory unlocked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7En0z2A38c

Really hoping there's an ending where Ashley gets pregnant and they keep the kid

>>527885537
Anything else with that or is she naked?

Is this troll face?

>>527821598
patrician femdom enjoyer
>>527821891
kek

>>527885957
high likelihood at this point since she got pregnant and they didn't keep it
it's gonna be like poetry, rhyming

>>527886450
Nemlei is a big admirer of George Lucas

>>527886450
What if she gets pregnant with a demon baby?

>>527887158
Andrew dick is stronger than expected

>>527885232
>fagoot
But anon that's straight porn!

>>527882847
Note taken, nobody wants to fumble that far into things.
>>527842492
>REALLY?! What the fuck?
Porn has done an absolute number on people, huh
Often times I have no idea what to believe either, anon

I enter the thread and see whatever is written if american time.

>>527888102
based

>>527888089
When will you ask her to go out?

>>527886243
no, this is

>>527886671
>George Lucas
Star Wars had incest before it was cool

>>527890168
it was due to poor writing and not basedness tho

>>527890168
But anon the sister ends up with another guy

>>527888651
I need to stop posting here when I'm drunk

Why didn't Kit9 make this a launch title for Switch 2?

>>527891543
Nintendos are for kids.

>>527891654
White women en masse buy the latest Nintendo plastic without a second thought. It's not the 90's anymore.

>>527891036
Tell me about her

>>527891742
''women''

>>527891891
Where do you live where Nintendo isn't a vanity commodity?

would andrew let another man deflower his daughter or would he do it himself?

>>527893347
Andrew isn't into incest.

>>527881589
All of her games are apologism for a certain kind of sexual deviancy so maybe her next game was gonna advocate for bestiality or pedophilia

>>527881589
>>527893663
>bestiality
She already did that, twice if you count NGN
It would be kino if her next game is a forbidden romance between a adult and a teen, women love it too

>>527893768
>forbidden romance between a adult and a teen
Andrew is older than Ashley, so from about the ages 18-21 he was a legal adult in love with a teen

>>527893892
>SHE WAS ONLY 18 YEAR OLD YOU SICK FUCK!!

american go to tame the thread is getting weird

>>527894262
Borat?

>>527894303
Make a mistake

>drink like 5-6 white russians in the morning
>try to take a nap
>wake up in the evening
>rush to the bathroom and hang around the toilet bowl until I start vomiting
>sister enters the bathroom due to the noise
>pats my back and afterwards strokes the back of my head as I wash in the sink
>"don't drink so much Anon"
>"yeah"
She's braver than I thought, mom for sure would've puked if she saw me vomiting.

>>527894635
>5-6 white russians
>in the morning
I kneel in awe of such alcoholism, may I too someday find such bravery as to wage war upon my own liver, like you, Anon

>>527845345
You know, speaking of this topic, I've really wanted to shoot someone someday. I mean just the pure, raw power behind a bullet leaving a gun, going towards some random fuckhead sounds a bit tantalizing honestly. I live in burgerland so plenty of guns and plenty of homeless to shoot. Maybe someday I'll go ahead and just do it. Ironically it was Ashley's flippant gun-handling in this game that sent me over the edge with these thoughts

>>527894635
I don't know how I got by unfazed seeing my sister spew a gallon's worth into a bucket

>>527895971
chances are you're a tranny and the only person you will shoot is yourself

>>527895971
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...

>>527896073
>tfw when my sister pukes I tend to be the one to clean it up
It bothers me until I remember it's her vomit, not just random vomit. I'm sure this is a sign that I'm normal and can be trusted around my imouto.

if my sister pukes im making her eat it back up

I hate Andrew for kissing Ashley after he JUST vomited

if my sister pukes I'm calling her a degenerate alcoholic

>>527895601
They didn't have a strong alcoholic taste so I kept drinking, right now I still haven't fully recovered. Just remembering the taste makes me lowkey nauseous but thankfully I have nothing in my stomach to vomit anymore.

>>527896861
>thankfully I have nothing in my stomach to vomit anymore.
Stomach acid? Can that not come up on its own?

>>527896828
He disinfected his mouth with alcohol and then flavored it with smoke.

>>527896334
Then there's me, who decided to sniff his sister's hoodie (it's actually MY hoodie), after she threw up while wearing it. Big mistake. Imagine the nastiest, moldiest cheese hitting you like the hottest pepper in the world.

>>527897026
I don't know, I never vomitted more than once in a day.

>>527893768
She never did bestiality. Bestiality involves sex between humans or fantasy human-adjacent sapient races like elves on one hand and non-sapient animals on the other. Noelle having sex with an imp doesn't count. If both parties are sapient but belong to different species, then the term for that is interspecies.

You can be sure Nemlei's next game won't dabble in anything that has high odds of getting her game banned from the Steam store.

How the fuck do people vomit so much, even with alcohol? The last time I threw up was in 2015, and the last time before THAT was 2008. Am I just really healthy?

>>527897259
>You can be sure Nemlei's next game won't dabble in anything that has high odds of getting her game banned from the Steam store.
Neither bestiality or age gap has high odds of getting the game banned on Steam

>>527897146
In fairness, some of her puke was also on my hoodie and it didn't smell good. It just didn't bother me to clean it up, thinking about my sister is just like a shield from discomfort or something along those lines.

>>527897259
>>527897348
Also, isnt fucking the nightmares considered bestiality?

>>527891843
Cute smile, gorgeous eyes. Her laugh makes me smile and I'd listen to her talk about anything just to hear her voice.

>>527897261
It's been a good long while for me too, and I drink constantly. Anon just has to find his preferred drink (less sugary, imo) and figure out his limits to avoid destroying his next day with a gut-shattering hangover.

>>527896103
Not a tranny and will not shoot myself, thanks though

>>527896285
I actually watched that movie for the first time recently. Totally did not have it in mind when I first thought about killing someone

>>527897348
Valve's main waifu is half black. I'm certain bestiality is OK on Steam.

>>527897672
>Cute smile, gorgeous eyes. Her laugh makes me smile and I'd listen to her talk about anything just to hear her voice.
nta
It's weird hearing someone talk about a woman that isn't their sister like this. It doesn't feel normal anymore, it feels a little wrong. Does your sister know you have these feelings for other women?

>>527897146
Heh, I remember you.
>>527897505
When do you fuck nightmares in Candy Scabs? Did you automatically assume the little girl had a threesome with her new nightmare buddies?
>>527897962
He's talking to himself, don't engage

I am actually very close to my hapa half-sister (same dad, different mom)
It counts right

>>527898262
>Did you automatically assume the little girl had a threesome with her new nightmare buddies?
It's implied she acquired a nightmare fetish...

>>527898329
your hapa half sister is more genetically different to you than a random person of the same race as you

>>527898262
>He's talking to himself, don't engage
Good eye, guess I'll have to start analyzing typing patterns again.

>>527898329
Unironically you share more genes with me than with your own sister. If banging her is incest then anything is incest.

>>527898559
but we are blood related

Of course half sisters count.

>>527897672
>spoiler
Adorable <3

>>527898645
Only if they're the same race. Genetically it's just not incest if your sister is half-caste.

>>527898262
>>527898572
Holy autism anons

>race arguments
Yep the Americans have woken up

AAAAAAMERRRIIIIICAAAAAA

>>527899260
FUCK YEAH
COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN DAY YEAH

Zoomers need to start kissing their sisters.

She has told me i would be the perfect boyfriend more than once, and i just giggled
Maybe i could pull something off, especially since anons told me it isnt even incest despite being blood related

>>527899545
Racemix if you want to, but don't expect applause from the incest general of all places.

Happy Summer Julia!

>Americans wake up
>Thread goes to shit
I sincerely you get drafted and die for Israel

/calg/ about to ruin another anon's life over here

>>527899771
Looks more like Andrew prepped her up for the winter desu

>>527880574
>>527888102
>>527894262
>>527899079
>>527899787
we get it bro

>>527896828
On a related note, I don't think they brush their teeth. They probably stopped doing it during the quarantine.

>>527899771
That's Julia?

>>527899545
while you daydream about your half sister falling in love with you chad is fucking the shit out of her

>>527899973
>>>/r9k/

>>527899973
We live together though, she's a NEET

>>527899545
Wait, I'm confused, what are her two races then?

How the hell would it not be incest? Still partial blood relation. Also did you grow up with her because that's a big factor in the "incest feeling"

>>527900052
She's perfect!

>>527899874
Jealousy is an ugly thing

>>527899932
It's the 3d model I made for her to use in HS2, its not great, but I'm proud of it. Been posting it around here for a while, first time posting in a while though cause exam season is rough.

>>527900087
>what are her two races then
French-korean
>How the hell would it not be incest?
anons just told me that
>Also did you grow up with her because that's a big factor in the "incest feeling"
Yeah, my mom passed away when i was 3yo and a year later my dad met her mom and they had her

>Ashley and Andrew get the gun from the warden
>the gun is a revolver
What sort of place is Coffinland that cops carry fucking revolvers? The Wild West but Finnish?

>>527900273
>What sort of place is Coffinland that cops carry fucking revolvers?
American police officers only started switching from revolvers to pistols after the North Hollywood shootout, that happened in 1997
Considering Coffinland is set in a fictional country in north europe, you could expect they would be even slower to make such change

>>527900467
>American police officers only started switching from revolvers to pistols after the North Hollywood shootout, that happened in 1997
>tfw this was before my time
Nonetheless, neat, thanks

>>527900467
>that happened in 1997
Shockingly recent, all things considered.

>>527900467
Keep in mind the reason it took so long was because America's police was not willing to give up revolver cartridges due to their power, it was that shootout that made them understand capacity beats power. Europe didn't have this passion for large bore calibers so semi auto pistols started being introduces into police forces earlier, around the early 80s.

how I hate these hours

>>527900247
I'd call it incest enough then. Go for it, other anons are wrong. Like yes, it's not pure but it's as good as it'll get for you.

Funny enough, nobody would think you two are siblings at all though if you eloped or something

>>527900936
What did you do to improve Eurofuck hours, then?

>>527900936
you dont need to post this every 5 minutes, you can just leave as no one is forcing you to be here
the thread isnt even that bad

>>527870520
>Cliffhanger
I'm holding out for the kino of Lobotomydrew falling in love with Ashley again even without any memories of her because they're destined lovers.
>Burial
I want the Shining but with Psychodrew

>>527900962
I'm not considering this potentially life ruining choice because of incest fetish, mind you. I think she's really cute and this game made me realize some things. I dont even know if she's really into me in that way, despite saying what she said

>>527901373
>flirts with you
>still doesn't get the hint
Your posts have given me an erection, so I am certain you are in an equally virile state yourself. Please do the needed and impregnate your sister.

>>527901513
the hottest thing i ever seen was when she was using a backwards cap, long baseball shirt and short shorts

Good evening /calg/, it's come to my attention that some of you are neglecting your sister-hugging duties.
If you hear your name please come to the front;
Anon.
Anonymous.
(You).
You three have until the end of business tomorrow to get your cuddling hours in otherwise you will not be eligible for your Delphic bonuses.

>>527901797
What about sister-fugging duties?

>>527901373
I'll make it simple:

You are close with her, she's partially related to you, you think she's cute and it sounds like she's coming onto you.

What did she say to you? Or did I miss that earlier ITT

Might as well try and test the waters eh?

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdSYjAmXne6TTSOxahSVJ0-Dhy5fDtyO9GH0ktSmF8uTTg87w/viewform
REMINDER THAT THE FIFTH /CALG/ CENSUS IS STILL UNDERWAY!

>>527901373
Go for it, it isn't even incest

>>527902095
When is this census ending?

>>527902409
How does Ashley react to getting her pits licked?

>>527901912
She does things like randomly hang from my arm, hug me from behind when im playing vidya, grabs my hand etc but i always thought this was normal sibling stuff
what made me raise my eyebrow is when she said i would make a perfect boyfriend, and more than once

>>527902734
Anon, she wants you to kiss her. She is not being subtle.

>>527900202
Your Julia always reminded me of a twenty one pilots fangirl, which is probably really accurate lol. It's a cute model anon, keep making stuff. You're definetly above the average HS2/Koikatsu trash I see.

>>527902734
>anon becomes a race traitor because of incest game

>>527902595
>Tickles!

>>527902961
Has Nemlei failed in teaching the Delphic arts?

>>527902961
While still engaging in consanguine activities no less. Revolutionary.
However he won't accepted to the Delphic ethnostate, sorry.

>>527902539
They usually run for 5 days, so that'll be another 4.

>>527903218
>You are on this council. But we do not grant you the rank of Delphic.

>>527902734
Try reciprocating and see what happens. I think she wants your dick anon.

>>527902961
>Anon becomes a race traitor because of incest game

Nah, that already happened cause his dad banged a Korean woman. Might as well try to bleach it out of her with your french genes.

Video games?

>>527900882
/k/ is going to rek you if you say that the common .38 special cartridge most police revolvers used is more powerful than the 9x19mm cartridge most semiautomatic handguns use.
Although the FBI bought 10x25mm guns that had comparable power to .357, and then they decided to take out some of the powder to better accommodate the dainty hands of their agents until it was more or less in between .45 and 9mm.

TLDR: the pigs were just dumb.

Consider yourself rekt.

>>527904171
shut up, we're creating delphic love here!

>>527903768
>Try reciprocating and see what happens.
I'm scared of spilling the spaghetti and creeping her out (and my dad), i dont know if i have the balls to do it
>>527904171
Videogames, coffin of andy and leyley, yes. Decay Part 2 is coming out in Halloween i'd bet and Burial only in 2026

>>527904330
No you're not!
>>527902734
You will never be a real delphic. You have no shared phenotype, you have no common traits, you have no R1b imouto. You are a outbreeding man twisted by racemixing and technicalities into a crude mockery of incest's perfection.

why are people saying its not incest? is she not anon's half-sister?

>>527904574
Don't go balls to the wall straight away, start with a hug, a complement, maybe a pat on the head.

>>527904760
Because they're not even the same race as each other. The average /calg/ user is more related to Anon than his own sister is

>>527904957
i don't think you understand how genetics work

>>527904760
Because it isnt, his asian half sister looks nothing like him despite having the same dad. That isnt incest

I don't fucking caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare about come blogger

>>527905063
Do you? The genetic distance between races is significant enough that Anon is a closer genetic match for me than for his sister.

>>527905101
bold talk, for a forgotten fan character!

>>527905220
Why don't you go fuck him, then.

>>527904574
Your dad already shamed the bloodline by marrying a rice eater, so I don't think he is in a position to get mad at you. Also, let's not forget the classic Andrew line: you can't just give her to me and not let me have her.

>>527904957
>Implying the average /calg/ anon isn't a spic or pajeet.
>>527905063
Not him but I don't think (You) understand how genetics work.

>>527903309
Gives me enough time, thanks

>>527905420
>Your dad already shamed the bloodline by marrying a rice eater,
No son of mine is marrying an Italian!

>>527904574
Then don't do some sort of stupid confession. Do to her what she does to you, touch her more. Tell her how much she means to you, comment on how good of a gf she might make, stuff like that, you'll find out real quick if she's creeped out.

Listen to this anon: >>527905420

>>527905381
Nta but maybe i will

Listen to this bussy

Where is it

>mixed race
>only child
Fuck my Thiu life

>>527899918
Well... They are part British after all.

>>527910041
Don't you hate it when your sister gets like this? She's always like "I'll eat you! I'll kill you! I'll suck you off!" it's just so annoying...

>>527910489
C-cutie... yeah

>>527910489
There's another type of pie...

All this talk about Ashley and Andrew. Yet not a single soul will pay tribute to Carl

>>527910041
if eating humans makes you more powerful eating cum also makes you more powerful because you're eating future humans

>>527911039
nemlei is a hack if she doesnt make this canon

>>527911039
Cum doesn't have a soul, if it did Andrew could cum on a tissue and offer ??? like 100 million souls.

>>527910591
Oh yeah? What kind of a pie?

>>527912446
Pie flavor.
*Epic guitar string*

Stick.

>>527913330
Stick together!
I do not have an image of them together

>>527913330
Stickley!

>>527914945
Hoodratshley

>>527911039
Oh shit, I always drink my own cum, am I going to be an entity?

>>527915643
Not until you mix it with Fanta.

>>527915271
Dis bitch do NOT got dat shit on

Coffin will have zombies, mark my words.

>>527916617
Ashley after she cums too much will be a zombie
>>527915925
Bitch! OD on fent, hussy!

>>527916746
rude

Critical lack of Julia ITT

>>527918106
she ODed on fent

>>527918527
That's a shame, the fentanyl epidemic is one of the larger problems facing the first world today and nobody talks about it..

ashley but a magical girl

>>527918106
How could it be critical though? Does the thread demonstrate phase transition behaviour at some specific density of Julia?

>>527918106
I think i already posted all Julias worth posting so i'm drawing her myself but i'm getting mindbroken learning how to draw hair

>>527918527
>It's just wrong man....it's just wrong. Julia was like a damm wife to me, and I'm gonna say what nobody else is willing to say, /calg/ has a fucking Ashleysimp crisis.

>ooh ooh oooooooooooooh

>>527909047
what races

>>527919113
>How could it be critical though?
It's critical in the sense that it is urgent

Mouse anon here. I don't know if this is safe to post but here you go.

>>527924583
her ass isn't that big

>>527924583
Great work, love it.
I think it is safe, there is no nudity.

>>527924583
Another one

>>527924583
NTA but you don't need to spoiler that, it doesn't show anything

>>527924583
It's really impressive you made this with a mouse
>>527924840
It depends on the janny mood actually

>>527924583
>>527924835
These are really great! Well done, anon.

>>527924583
>>527924835
You're pretty good, anon!

Ok guys, im going to post all of the artwork of Julia from Honey Select 2. Any of the ones with nudity I will post with a link to catbox. I will to post them in order, and im going to namefag for about 2 hours so you can find my posts easier.

No, im not the artist, but I have over 50 pieces of his work.

>>527924583
Cute!
>I don't know if this is safe to post
Unless it's guro, female nipples, or genitalia, it's fine

>>527925440
Pubes also get you b&

>>527924835
Kinky

>>527925374
Guy who made them here, thanks that you like them so much. Hope the gen isn't too annoyed by the spam.

>>527924583
>>527924835
Were you and your sister also the references for those?

>>527927184
Oh, you are here? Well thanks. Your version of Julia actually looks like a girl I knew in highschool that was younger than me. >>527927367
This is actually my favorite picture, and the nude version.

>>527927650
Glad to know her looks reached out to you, I did try to kinda catch that comfy "girl you knew back in school and liked" vibe with her when doing her model, aside from just making her look like Julia.

Yeah, her name was Emilee, and she was a bit of a shortstack. She had short black hair, and a large ass like this >>527925865 that was only apparent when she wore blue jeans.

This 3d model looks ass, stop spamming it for fucks sake. Even you would manage to make a better looking one in Blender if you committed some time to learning that software instead of jerking off all the time

>>527929091
he's literally posting with a name so you can filter if you dont want to see it, not like there's anything being discussed either

>>527929091
I think her eyes are too edgy looking for Julia but its definetly better than most 3d coffin stuff I've seen, helps that they didn't try to force the 2d sprite artstyle on the model.

>>527929091
My man, you must be either blind or gay if you think the model looks ass.

Also, how am I spamming? Every picture is a different one.

>>527929881
The l4d one is curiously arousing

>>527927184
Since you're here, there was a guy a few weeks ago asking for koikatsu cards for the characters

>>527930404
not him. only the graphics are shit. you can really tell by looking at legs and hair here>>527929539 for example

HS2 guy, I think it might be better to put it all on an archive or something so people don't get annoyed. I'm really happy you like how she came out but I also don't want people to get annoyed at the spam, especially if I decide to post new stuff again.

>>527929091
>t. picrel

>>527930910
I really wish HS2 (or any realistic artsyle game of that type) had as large a modding community as Koikatsu
Having pubes just be an image overlay looks pretty bad for example

>>527931306
I could have went ahead and used 3d stuff for her pubes actually but in the end I actually didn't like how they looked on her, especially due to the lighting sometimes making them look too shiny or even metalic, and they don't interact with the animation poser properly so I'd have to manually rearrange the pubes for every picture which would have been far too annoying.

Here is the 300th thread video, and at 126 mb, its really pushing the limit of catbox.

https://files.catbox.moe/sls07h.mp4

>>527932273
I remember the huge almost ragequit moment I had making it, I took all the shots for it and then only realised in Premier Pro that I left one of the posing skeleton lines visible, so I went back and redid every shot for like another hour and a half and then came back to edit the video. I'm surprised I had the dedication to finish at like 5am in the morning.

>>527930910
>>527931306
Yeah, despite costing $70, HS2 has its limits.

>>527931043
Ok, I think you might be right, I will stop posting your work. Thanks once again for the lovely artwork.

>>527932627
Thanks again for enjoying it, I'll try and do new stuff once the exam season ends. If you have any ideas/requests you can type em now and I'll write them down for the next time I start doing shoots with her.

>>527932273
julia is pregnant!(or full of gas)

>>527932782
Well, we never really saw your model of Julia from behind while nude. I kinda want to see her large ass. Other than that, I dont really know...maybe a few pictures of her laying on a couch while nude? Or fully dressed? Its up to you.

>>527933151
puffy hoodies are a great tool to hide pregnancies

>>527933291
noted

>>527925440
>>527925492
Period blood also. You know the one

Whole lotta Julia ITT!

>>527924752
>>527925136
>>527925245
>>527925440
Thank you anonymous
>>527925017
It's rough and I think it's bad. But I realized I am much better at plain old pencil and paper art than this digital stuff. Picrel took about a minute.
>>527927643
No it's just a recurring fantasy of mine...

>>527935747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o18Ejxf4I0w

>>527932627
>he doesn't know about betterrepack

Did hussies kill the thread?

>>527942247
Nonsense, the thread has never been more alive!

>>527942836
Delusion

>>527943094
>tfw you will never wake up to Julia making you pancakes

>>527942247
It's for the better anyway

Coffin has apparently made more than 7 million in revenues.

>>527930768
It would be so kino if they made Doug and Renee models too so all 4 survivors could be replaced

are russians the biggest fanbase of this game

>>527936849
It'd be convenient to have a tablet these days

>>527945863
Koreans are, judging by their share of the world's population and their contribution in terms of fanart and views.

>>527942247
All of our brothers and sisters have been led away. It's over.

>>527951189
A daring synthesis
>>527944234
>Nemlei is one of the richest people in Finland now

>>527952547
I am literally Douglas
I am literally Andrew
Andrew is literally Douglas

>>527929881
It looks like she's one of the Kure from Kengan, kind of
Makes my dick hard so I don't mind

>>527924583
>>527924835
Peak

For a minute there, I lost myself
I lost myself

>>527952547
The cat deserves it

>>527952692
You know, I vaguely get the feeling that this is a double entendre for Andrew. He doesn't always go along with Ashley's whims and frequently resists. But he does always go along with Renee's whims like his father because he was always trying to live up to the "good son" as part of his normalfag roleplay

>>527956443
The cat is immunized against all dangers

>>527956636
Nem was justified in conducting airstrikes against Watasi. She had to be stopped from obtaining weaponized merch

>>527960072
I'm still seeing some white in there

>>527960221
mallet to your clavicle coals down the throat

>>527956913
The copyright was promised to her 3000 years ago

>>527960530
>>527902409
Not hairy enough

>>527960530
why is she so buff here

>>527965349
Human meat + brother cock diet

>>527902409
>>527960530
flawless ashley

>>527956443
We love our kitty kitty, yes we do!

The Nemleiverse is real

How do entities reproduce?

>>527967216
Taco Bell.

>>527967216
Grooming tar souls, apparently

>>527967216
Grooming tar souls, clearly.

Episode 4 any day now...

>>527971415
>>527971650
Total sister victory.

>>527971868
It's a real shame that Renny is so attractive

Another long night of playing Coffin and watching Oreimo while wishing my sister was anything like Ashley or Kirino

>>527972402
You should be happy your sister is who she is, not some fictional character.

>>527971868
Bro gave it the ick

>>527972402
You should have gotten your parents to keep having kids until you got a sister you wanted.

>>527972570
The fictional characters are nicer, sweeter, and cuter

>>527972754
Your little sister is probably cute and you're just being a dickhead. Sisters are very cute, they just need love and attention. I mean, "You should be happy your sister has a real sistussy instead of jacking off to cartoons."

>>527972931
My sister will never be a genki otaku brocon. What's the point?

>>527973131
>What's the point?
Being a good brother so you have a best friend for life.

>>527973216
>Being a good brother so you get cucked for life.

>>527973295
I don't understand, you say you don't want to fuck your sister so it's clearly not cuckoldry. Or does being nice without expectation of it always be reciprocated immediately cramping your Andrew roleplay?

>>527973216
But I want a cute imouto that's obsessed with me while I still get to be an otaku hikkiNEET

>>527973661
Unfortunately, what you want is, if not impossible, at least "improbable." I mean you can still be good friends, but no sister is going to be obsessed with a brother that just kind of barely exists. You should seek to rectify your hikkikomori ways.

>>527973931
>You should seek to rectify your hikkikomori ways.
Shut up, Misaki

>>527973931
Fuuuuuuuuuuck I hate being three dimensional so much. This place fucking BLOWS. When do I get to star in that big anime in the sky?

>>527974187
Sorry dude, them's the breaks.

>>527974535
It'd be so easy

>>527973661
Do chaos magick like the rest of us

>>527974650
Please don't ever consider suicide. Unless you listen to Radiohead, and even then there's better options like shock therapy.

>>527974736
>Unless you listen to Radiohead
Guess who was in the top 0.1% of Radiohead listeners last year

>>527974965
It's not easy being this wired into the Sister Matrix (also known as the Imoutrix)

>>527975119
I bet my sister would regret not being a brocon if I... you know

>>527975428
I doubt it, she'd probably just cry a lot and have an empty spot you used to occupy where even after she gets over the initial shock her life is left irrevocably worse.

>>527975524
Ruining my suicidal fantasies is not cool, dude.

>>527975857
Happy to help.

The only good 'mouto is a dead 'mouto

>Decaying Along
>Dead end: Andrew lobotomizes himself and sacrifices Ashley
>Real end: pic related in order for them to become one entity

>>527979083
Why is he smoking it backwards?

>>527979670
He's dumb.

>>527966528
WHAT'S NEW FINNISH CAT!?
WHOA-WHOA-WHOAH-OH!
WHAT'S NEW FINNISH CAT!?
>Devlogs end
WHOA-WHOA-WHOAH-OH!

Call off the search for your soul
Or put it on hold again
She's having a sly indoor smoke
And she calls the folks who run this her oldest friends

>>527973295
You could always kidnap her if she doesn't give you what you want

>>527972570
This

What are you guys cooking tonight?

>>527984669
Our parents

>>527984669
I moved midnight pizza up to the afternoon because I need to go to bed early today (3am instead of 5). So nothing

>>527984669
I made shepherd's pie because it's awesome and it's my sister's favorite.

>>527984669
Barilla with red bell pepper sauce, I don't have any meat though and I'm too lazy to go outside today so it's going to be vegetarian.

>>527988515
>so it's going to be vegetarian
My condolences. My sister wanted to go vegan for a bit, she lasted two weeks.

>>527987717
Very based.

>>527883253
Amazon position of mating press

>>527989498
Huh, I also gave veganism a shot in my teens and only lasted about 2 weeks. It felt like my stomach was a pocket dimension, I was hungry no matter how much I ate.

>>527989880
Well, if you go to that much of an extreme your choices are rabbit food and stuff which legally should not be classified as food because it's 99% Guangzhou factory runoff. The final nail in the coffin for her was me showing her the ingredients list of the impossible slop she was putting in her body.

>>527984669
Making a curry with mashed sweet potato as a base

>>527989498
>>527989880
Veganism/vegetarianism is a form of communism

>>527990381
No, veganism it's just mental illness... a form of suicidal empathy since vegan women tend to lose their periods and vegans in general look like aliens. Vegetarianism? Idk. It could work.

>>527960530
Horsed ashley

>>527990381
And pescetarianism is a form of Eco-fascism

>>527991234
>pescetarianism
I see the word pesce. Fish? So basically an average Japanese diet?

>>527990167
Looks hideous but tastes amazing

>>527991727
Cuteness levels off the chart

>>527991653
nice jeet "food"

>>527992449
You're not even white.

>>527992449
Looks more appetising in the pot

Is Ashley a better cook than Andrew?

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>>527993498
Yes and there was a direct one to one competition. Andrew cooked soup successfully and Ashley didn't.

>>527993805
It's been three days, give up and go back to your discord.

>>527993897
>Andrew cooked soup successfully
He made sketti and meatballs in SnS

>>527993498
She's a white woman that hates spices to the point of not even putting enough salt in her human stew. Does baking count as cooking? She's definitely better than Andrew at making cookies and stuff.

>>527994067
Go be brown somewhere else please.