>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki
>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg
>Latest Nightreign patch:https://www.bandainamcoent.com/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1-01-2
>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta
>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
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>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
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>Touch Bloodstain: >>527829512
First for the great unfunnening of nightreign that will happen tonight
Yfw they make the game easier because of all the casuals that complained
>>527866312post your girlcock and feet NYOWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>527866303It's not a 1.02, so it is all gonna be minor bug fixes.
At best they make random events/shifting earths a BIT less rare.
Revenant buffed
Guardian buffed
>>527866305It is too hard. The dog needs to be nerfed. BBH needs to be removed from the castle boss pool. All characters should start with a bell automatically.
Only then will the game be good
erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (UPDATED JUNE 18TH)
>S tier
varreslut
>A tier
gemmy
neko
>B tier
lero sister
zullie
sycjs
miquella goonette
>C tier
neko clone
nora kisaragi
gemmy clone
rellana roleplayer
>D tier
madison
signalisposter
Still don't know if Nightreign has flat defense values or not
>revenant has been revamped into a STR focused build
WTF!
>>527866475What about me?? My name is Anon
>>527866312>>527866365we need you on transtakenraw.com
Cheering on anons from the sidelines!
>>527866742Fixed a bug where the Passive Effect โAdd (Magic/Lightning/Holy) to Weaponโ, when applied to a Bow, made the Physical attack power higher than expected.
Fixed a bug where some non-direct attacks of specific weaponsโ skills would inflict the attribute attack power and status ailment of the weapon.
Fixed a bug where weapons with the โProjectile Damage Drop-Off Reducedโ Passive Effect were not included in the loot pool of chests and felled enemies.
Fixed a bug where the Demon Merchant would not appear when some conditions were met during the Personal Objective โFind the Demon Merchant in Limveldโ of Guardian's Remembrance.
Fixed a bug where Libra, Creature of Night would repeatedly perform some actions.
Fixed a bug that caused the game to become unstable under some circumstances during the battle against Adel, Baron of Night.
Fixed a bug where it was not possible to rescue a player who was near death after being grabbed by Wormface's grab attack.
>>527866742same as every other japanese game, anon.
>fixed some bugs>adjusted some parameters>known issues: everything
They need to add in a stat at the endgame screen that shows how much damage each player did to the Nightlord.
>>527866561I swear to god the guardian hate is from people who can only play these games one way
>>527866816That would promote toxicity.
There are people who think this will be a balance patch and not a bugfix patch
>>527866810that is from june 10th patch you dummy
>>527866870It's too big to be a bugfix
>>527866810That's not new
I want to huff duchess's boots after a hard fought run...
>>527866475I don't recognize any of these names and I've played with erg a lot.
>>527866913>>527866943you didn't specify which patch notes...
>>527866925yeah but it's a 1.02.XX patch, if it was a balance patch it would be a 1.03.XX
nora feet x gemmy feet x zullie feet x varreslut feet x lero sister feet x neko paws x sycjs feet x gemmy clone feet x vrchat 'maru feet x pmask tarnished feet x miquella goonette feet x neko clone paws x bbc
>>527866816No
Did or did you not beat the nightlord
>>527866974Dumb ass nigga go sit in the corner or something and think about your behaviour
>>527866413https://smash-or-pass-ai--gorgonzolagary45665823.on.websim.com/ post them to pass the time i guess
great start to the thread
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>>527866957half of them have been gone for a while anon
>>527867002Sounds like you're afraid to see how hard you got carried tbdesu
>>527867064Th,is. So much this.
Do you think Duchess could restage herself getting pounded so she can feel it twice?
>>527867246yea thats the whole point
They should show how much damage received/individual death count too
>>527866240 (OP)How the fuck did they get away with making him so hot?
I played Raider for the first time
What a miserable experience, I hated that so much
Why would your skill be reliant on taking damage in a game with minimal heals, why does it take so long to actually do so the boss will have moved away by the time it goes off? I'm guessing the idea is that like you're supposed to let small enemies hit you, then save the hit for the bosses? But even then it's not worth it
And the ultimate, it was absolutely more of a hindrance than a help, I legitimately felt like I was sabatoging my ream by using it
I hate Raider so much but I guess I have more respect for people who play him but are good?
I'll probably get him better the more I play him but he's the only one I've played and actually not liked
>>527867246Only works on damage dealt to enemies so if she was fucking you then yea
>>527867284They need a damage parser on the side of the screen at all times
>>527866240 (OP)>shitra OP>>527866312>>527866342>>527866365>>527866372>>527866475>>527866647>>527866989>>527867064>/dsg/troon immediately starts flooding the thread guess we know whoโs behind this shit now. kill yourself
>>527867334Use your ability to trade for damage idiot
>>527867374uh oh
nervie has been struckie!!!
>>527867374oh wow please tell me more about how you feel
>>527867334>Why would your skill be reliant on taking damage in a game with minimal heals, why does it take so long to actually do so the boss will have moved away by the time it goes off? I'm guessing the idea is that like you're supposed to let small enemies hit you, then save the hit for the bosses? But even then it's not worth itDamage taken is reduced when you use it and you can't die when using it
>>527867246She can't use it on herself because then thw restage would include her using the restage and she'd get stuck in a loop forever
>>527867334you have massive damage resist and can't die during your skill
>>527867105ignore and report dsg spammers
>>527867374Good post which correctly identified and angered the culprit of shitty threads.
>>527867105Accurate assessment.
>>527867054Why did you have this particular image on hand
>>527867394The boss does more damage than me and had more health, that's a bad trade
>>527867421>>527867439I feel like the boss just knocks me out of it constantly but I'm guessing that's wrong and I'm just doing it wrong
>>527867374it's gennie culture thoughjeeit
>>527867334These are the fucking people that are arguing with you when you post in erg.
>>527867518wtf is this real
>>527866841guardian is only good for sex and that is it
go back to your dead general then, 12
>>527867374Yeah I will say thatโs definitely a little too coincidental. Then again these threads have been ass for at least the past two weeks now.
>>527867503You get super armour, can't die, and can't be knocked out of it.
You'll lose like 25% of your hp bar max against the hardest hitting shit.
>>527867558shut up terr filthy ergite you betrayed us
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honestly, life at the roundtable sounds great.
you can ask for any food you like, there's books on everything, a nice garden, the sea for a swim, comfy beds. the butler is a literal AI who will do anything you ask, probably rub your feet too.
then, when you feel like working, you can literally go and fight monsters to save the world, most satisfying work there is.
if you need companionship you got for all tastes; there's a loli, there's a classic attractive blonde, there's the great chest ahead dark woman.
for women there's wylder and ironeye that i think are both blu eyed fit blondes, there's guardian if they're into furry stuff.
executor is just there. he'll probably be happy painting and staring into the sun for eternity.
why are the nightfarers so depressed? they basically live in a eternal utopia.
>>527867541What's his counter offer for this?
I just noticed when rev gets hit she spews blue goo
>>527867606Yeah I definitely just was doing it wrong then
Is my guess on how to use it right? Or does it wear off unless you keep getting hit
Remember: do not interact.
23 go back, don't even care what a terr is
>>527867684her mouth also moves
this means she is fuckable
>>527867661because canonically by the start of the game's events its 3 days until the apocalypse
>>527867702why did you take these screenshots of yourself
>>527867696You just use the punch when you know you're going to be hit and you'll take less damage
Stop talking about my wife like that!
>>527867729cool but why letterboxed
I played with terr once. They were nice
>>527867136Gay ass faggot pozzed AI. Kill whoever created this shit.
>>527867661>why are the nightfarers so depressed? they basically live in a eternal utopia.Because they are all fucking dead. The roundtable hold is much more like purgatory.
>>527867782Hoe do you tell if someone is or isn't nice? It's just pings
>>527867772Really need those toes in my mouth
>>527867696it does wear off but the duration of his passive is longer than the cooldown of his skill
>>527867780it was like that when I downloaded it from reddit
>>527867795stay mad
yurmites are getting too cocky
>>527867772She's so cool...
>527867758
is your own reflection that shameful you have to imagine thatโs someone else? what a miserable existence you lead
On the flipside, played Ironeye
Really cool, I like him a lot. Not a lot to say
I like the weird debuffing dodge thing you can use and break
>>527867875You can't say that to her though.
>>527867875She's a child...
>>527867661Anon the Roundtable Hold is literally being swallowed by the earth and is terribly dilapidated
This general is about what I expected it to be.
>>527867821If they weren't ping spamming, didn't die too much and stuck together with the group to a reasonable enough extent I assume they are a nice person
>>527868090why cant they just move it somewhere else
>>527868091We get raided by another general around this time every other day, eet ees what eet ees
>>527868118Seems like a low bar
Holy shit just tried stuff out on the dummy and found out the "Boosts Attack Power of Added Affinity Attacks" on Golden Dew and Night of the Lord stack for 1.10 * 1.10 = 21% more affinity damage
Not only that, but any pure affinity weapon like when you get a Sacred X or Flame Y weapon you also get 21% more damage straight up, so not only when you have an affinity enchant buff on. It also increases Ash of War skill damage that are affinity based like Glintstone Dart, Blade of Death, or Taker's flames
Does not effect spells or incants though
>They added voice chat settings
There goes all the fun Nightreign had
>>527868170Australian evening
>>527868174And yet so many fail to reach it
>>527868203I blame DS2 apologists
>>527867891what is blud waffling about
>>527867696Also landing your punch refills your stamina so it's good to throw it out at the end of a combo if you're going to be swinging a lot
>>527868270Shape, taste, softness
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>>527867041What the fuck is this AI
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bro come on man what the fuck
>>527868270wiggling my toes right now
>>527868270she's not that fat
>>527868203Console ER has coop voice chat and it's pretty comfy
>>527868385patch incoming
which phase 3 boss are we starting with bros?
>serpent hunter skill doesn't use its full power
laaaaame
>>527868401Revenant is modular so yes she is
>>527868431well fuck guess i'll spam some shit i made in the meantime what's in the new patch>?
>>527868513Dunno yet give it an hour or two bandai's always late
>>527868513You could post more Libra art
>>527868513we will know in a bit more than an hour. This might be the patch with 3rd phases for nightlords, but we'll see
>>527867848Yes, I will stay mad at the AI shit talking Rev. read reply chains dude
>>527868270More like this pretty please.
>>527868586>This might be the patch with 3rd phases for nightlords, but we'll seeIt definitely isn't, they'd announce that with fanfare.
>>527868586it's just a minor patch innit
why would they put the maintenance on wagie hours. i want to play with casual people.
>>527868774they put it on a convenient time for their workday in japan
>>527868861Enhanced nightlord fights being added this month
>>527868861>wasting 18 whole seconds instead of just turning around instantly
>have to now listen to thirdies screeching and the sound of melanated fire detectors
Great update
are the hard mode bosses out?
Revenant
>Uwu so kawaii!
>I love her feet!
>9/10 would smash!
Royal Revenant
> -_____- ...
>>527868930Yeepppp oh hell no I don't want vc in the game. Even if you can disable it they will assume you can hear them, which would lead to clown games with clown routing
>>527869053Why are you playing with randoms
>>527869000yeah bro we're all fighting them right now
>>527869053>>527869103Voicechat was a clown call in itself, they should've added better / more context-related pings or some reaction/precreated text wheel or something.
>>527869103It's funny and cute, and randoms are equally skilled with my friends
I still win majority of the time so it's fine
>>527868930Blunc, you'll disable it right away. Why are you making up scenarios to be mad at?
>>527869237This desu
>>527869142Damn, modders getting to playing cut content early
>>527868928that recluse was giving me mixed signals
>finally able to explain everyone how Miquella did nothing wrong
I have written a thesis about it...
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>>527867041I though feeding him a picture of Revenant where she doesn't really look like a loli would change his mind. But nope. I suppose this AI just doesn't like Revenant.
>>527868930>>527869217Hard agree. I appreciate that theyโre trying to implement more means of communication, but this is justโฆ not it. Makes me even more glad this game doesnโt have PvP now.
>>527868090seems just like an island to me. where is it being swallowed? i don't see it
>>527867808>The roundtable hold is much more like purgatoryalright, but it's nice. it literally looks like life. there's food and beds, so there still are the needs of the living.
>>527867750but they can keep it at bay. they could defeat the nightlord and keep the rune. this way the roundtable doesn't end and the nightlord is stopped
>>527869356Revenant players are to be shunned for not picking literally anybody else.
>>527869356>She looks like some virgin anime fantasy
Why are you guys just lying about a voice chat that isn't in the game
>>527869461because why would anyone go on the internet and tell lies?
>>527869267not the point and thatโs just putting a bandaid on the issue
>>527869376When they implement a covenant to invade other people's abyss vortex portal thingies and take control of the NPCs shit's gonna be peak
Oh also being able to make a visual route/draw on the map persistently would allow for some nice tactical communication
and drawing the map full of dicks
where you'd have the option to hide others' drawings just in case of that
>>527869356Simply be onmodel
>>527869389Half of it is in the ground with vegetation pushing through the remaining level
>>527868861at level 7, you could've easily taken him
You can play solo for a bit until the server is back up.
You can win your solos, right?
>>527866465My rando groups always deal with the pot trolls, but I honestly wish we'd just swerve and go somewhere else
>>527869619maybe it was just teleported there like this, just like the nightfarers.
its clearly the roundtable from leyndell/elden ring. it was ripped from it's original place and planted there. they could simply dig it out to get more room. raider would be happy to dig for weeks i think.
>>527869638But the heart of the game is jolly cooperation...
>>527869638>here, play this cooperative game soloFuck no, if I wanted to play solo, I'd play Elden Ring.
>>527869598Now weโre talking! Some of you robots are alright!
>>527869702The problem with pot trolls is that they're both annoying and that their rewards are the worst
Kind of weird that I rejoice whenever I see crucible knights in the castle since that's essentially a guaranteed level 14-15 run
>>527869237a reply to my own post:
One of the most memorable moments for me so far has been when two randos were emoting so hard after we won against Heolstor. I always pinged our next locations to clear and never went down. One of them happened to be revenant so it was extra cute when they did those emotes.
is malenia harder than the nightlords?
>>527869857Damn I didn't realize we were on /r9k/
>>527869638I play this game to feed the revenant on my team and feel proud when they're useful
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1013
it has a specific message saying it's under maintenance, if you try any other number it's the generic 'Oops, something went wrong... The page you are looking does not exist or has been removed.', only the link above has the unique message so it means something's cooking
>>527869864Nah, it makes sense. I come from the basement and when I first hop into the cellar I always pray a Crucible Knight is waiting for me on the ledge
>>527869910Shills will say yes but I don't think so
>>527869978but it's been 2 hours :'(
>>527869625guess those guys decided to wait till we were stronger
>>527869910good question...
>>527869910ye, a lot of er bosses are harder than the nightlords, its the runback and coop that makes them harder
>>527869910Purely mechanically? Yes.
A new Nightfarer should be a full size Warrior Jar
>>527870069>blade of callingOh hey the fight was well worth it then
>>527870069'tis a shame. learning to fight the hunter made me feel very satisfied.
>>527870043>>527870086Malenia is only hard due to waterfowl which has blatant weaknesses that you can procure guaranteed, while you can definitely not get ideal matchup weapons for the Nightlords.
>>527870194Malenia is still more challenging, the nightlords are not that tough, they're just overwhelming in their grandiose comparatively
>>527869910Malenia has one fucking move that makes her difficult.
WFD.
She's not mechanically nuanced like Rellana or a giant spongy slog like Radahn. She has one move. And 100% of the "difficulty" of the fight on launch was learning how to dodge that one singular move after it invariably kills you in it's single sequence.
>>527870060maintenance was supposed to last 3 hrs
>>527870194That's just shitter cope
It's true that the waterfowl is a run ender if you don't know how to deal with it but it's not the only thing that makes Malenia hard
>>527870280But enough about your mother
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https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring-nightreign/personality-test
guys there's an official personality test for your nightfarer
did you take it already?
>>527870069It's really just a more efficient use of your time to fight the Bell Bearing Hunter at a higher level
You're in one shot range at level 7 so the risk of doing multiple death runs is very high and he's tanky as fuck so you're going to probably spend 5 minutes on him. May as well clear the upper part of the castle then come back and steamroll him in 2 minutes instead with little risk when your level is higher
>>527866475One time I asked an anon on /erg/ to help me kill astel and their character name was snowbunny so I blocked them
New nightlord drops and it's Godwyn, complete with a phase 2 deathblight transformation.
Night 1 boss is Malenia
Night 2 boss is Promised Consort Radahn.
You in or out?
>>527870334i did and got executor
which is apparently a common result
>>527870334Yeah it gave me Wylder
That's probably the character I want to play the least
>>527870315>rellanathere is some video on youtube that just counters all her moves, she is piss easy
>>527869910From my co-op experience with retarded hosts (who have the freedom to make their own builds btw), yes
>>527870318It's only been 2 hours and 13 minutes
>>527862415I got like 2k hrs in Elden Ring and all I know is how to get flasks and how to get gear of a specific element . I know to go into a mine and kill the troll for a level 2 smithing stone. They didn't change his poise so you can still charged heavy+ charged heavy into a stun, whack him a couple of times then as he gets up hit his head and repeat. I try to fight easy bosses for buffs and some runes. I kill trash mobs that take 1-2 to kill because it seems like a good deal rune wise. It's 1k per mob for no effort so I think it's worth it.
>>527870334i got duchess lol
i never even played 1 run with her
>>527870194>>527870315>let's just ignore her other big thing that severely punishes mistakes by her healing so you can't just face tank with 15 flasks>just don't get hit, broBad faith argument because it applies to Nightlord fights as well
>>527870409steam achievement unlock rate 0.01%
>>527870437there's a video on youtube of a person L2ing Malenia to death
Anyways I'm not saying Rellana is hard. I'm saying she's mechanically nuanced. Nearly every single attack she does and it's subsequent followups have differences in follow-ups/enders dependent on distance, player action, and even which side you rolled on.
>Mirror Knight boss
>spawn copies of all of you with the same loadout ala mimic tear
K I N O
Imagine Malenia vs Raipder trio
>>527870334This is worse than the AC6 marketing
>>527870409i'm in for a lot of pain, like always. but i'll get it in the end.
>>527870450Everything you described is what you should do. This is enough to carry 85% of rando squads.
>>527870606would be even better if it let players invade there
>>527869910Id say
malenia
maliketh
mohg
Then a shit ton of dlc bosses are all harder than most the nightlords if not all of them, and arguably bbh and bbk
Dryleaf Dane style karate man when
>>527870729PvP isn't happening
>>527870791Tendiechads won...
>>527870321>>527870293She can be literally perma-hitstunned anon.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF_Gksd_4Y0Just slapping endure and using a bigger weapon makes her fold, allowing mashing R1 into her like you're playing Skyrim. The guy isn't even using an optimized loadout or tons of consumables you can stack. You can't exactly do that in NR, not even with Raider. Heliostor, Libra and Fulghor are harder than her.
She is the classic Lady Maria or Friede, both of which aren't hard at all if you're using anything larger thant a straightsword and any build has access to such weaponry.
>>527870550>Vow of Indomitable>Barricade Shield>Endure>BHS>etc. all are guaranteed drops for you unlike in NRYou're all just being contrarian because Nightreign is popular and the sentiment that OMGNIGHTLORDZ R SO HARD is currently popular, but falling into opposite pitfall is kinda silly. Without free winding grace the Nightlords are harder than a good chunk of base ER endgame bosses.
There's nothing better to do while servers are down, so let's have that exact same conversation again, but try be a little more creative this time:
What new camps/bosses do you want to see?
>pontiff dogs
>curse rotted greatwood
>mimic tear camp
>>527870882No PvP has always been the weakest link of Fromsoft games and was well overdue for discarding
>>527870729>Mirror knight raid>get matched with other expeditions for pvp in an arenaKINOOOO
>>527870334>what will you useDon't care
>what big power do you wantdon't care
An expected outcome
>>527870886>boss is easy if you know how to cheese itwowzers
here's your nightlord bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVybcf2h478
>>527870334Im... Wyld....
>>527870937Skeleton Wheels
Phalanx
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>game so popular the website goes crashing
>>527870886>all are guaranteed drops for you unlike in NRThat's moving the goal posts, if you want to include fight preparation, which has nothing to do with the fight being mechanically challenging.
A run to a Nightlord will always take ~40 minutes tops and you can steer with relics or just pick a less RNG dependent class.
You are also getting a free revive with the option of up to four more.
Starting ER from scratch to assemble a noob friendly counter build and reach Malenia takes how long?
>>527870993>He says, eyes glazed over as he kills nobles in limgrave once againC-Co-op chads won
>As he gets team wiped by an NPC invader, being denied the sweet release of death, while helplessly watching his levels tick down, knowing he has already lost
>>527870334I've done it twice with slightly different answers and got Executor both times
I mostly player Raider and Guardian
>>527871258yep, we're lucky to get such a great game to play.
i'd honestly never imagined such a thing
>>527870937New center Stronghold enemy variant: Silver Knights and Silver Knight Archers
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>>527870334nah man i ain't no fuckin bird what is this shit
>>527871196>skeleton wheel invasion event>lightning fast, over in seconds>a stampede of skeleton wheels spawn in, roll across your group then despawn>they give 2k souls each, you need to kill as many as possible without being flattened by them
Who else "As long as two of the effects is what I want then it'll do" here?
>tfw 520hp at level 2
>>527870937from DS2 if they elden ringed their speed
>dinosaur dog jaws from the green dlc area>blue reindeer from horsefuck valley>halberd elephants>ruin sentinels>sir alonne but as a skin for executorfrom DS3
>ringed k***hts>pontiff dogs>pus of man>lothric knights forma de grand archives (giga poise and elementally buffed colossal swords)>winged knightsAll bosses would be welcome if they sped them up or generally updated them imo
>>527871390who else benefits from vigor maxing
>>527871307>treats losing to NPC nightfarers as a default outcomeis this the true power of pvpchads?
wow i got shifting earth event again after a while
>>527871362>High-mobility defensive tank>High-mobility>Only character that fat rolls
>>527871258Bandai Namco funnily has nothing else but Elden Ring and Nightreign to carry them for the foreseeable future all their other games are flopping badly
>>527871010>has to rely on a specific, non-guaranteed rare consumable (that can spawn alongside other aromatics) with specific spawnpoints and takes multiple runsvs
>guaranteed abundant loot in a single-seed world of ERCome on now
>>527871282>Starting ER from scratch to assemble a noob friendly counter build and reach Malenia takes how long?I mean its kind of preposterous to talk about moving goal posts and then introduce metrics like "noob friendly" and "starting run from scratch".
But if we're gonna introduce such plenthora of factors and count everything I can just say that playing with friends and fighting Malenia/Mohg/Maliketh is gonna be considerably easier than fighting a run-of-the-mill-nothing-crazy Fulghor run.
>>527871445Literally anyone who isn't hungry for specific relics
Bang a red eyed stagger resistant capra demon in the castle basement with 4 rot dogs
Give the BBH complainers a reason to apologize
>>527871471if you press L3 you can sprint really fast with him
>>527870334This is retarded. It's going to give most Wylder(for people that don't want to play him) and the off chance it gives them something else, they don't even touch that character.
>>527871471>Slow-walk turtlestance and only backhops for all rollswow such mobility
>>527870409malenia would be a non-issue in Nightreign unless they super buffed her, surge sprint would trivialize Waterfowl and that's her only threatening move.
it would have to be something like, her clone phase spawns three copies of herself that each target a different player, and they all detonate into rot nukes (a la Maris sleep bomb) if you don't kill them fast enough / a player other than their target kills a clone
>>527870882If PvP is a big focus in that game I'm simply not buying it.
>>527871502So you are saying nightlord bosses aren't hard, the hard part is the random seed Nightreign.
Glad we can agree that mechanically, Malenia is the harder boss then.
>>527871607Imagine if he was the only character who could only do the regular sprint
>>527871618its just a silly little thing anon, dont get worked up
>>527871724>her clone phase spawns three copies of herself that each target a different player>and they all detonate into rot nukes (a la Maris sleep bomb) if you don't kill them fast enough / a player other than their target kills a clone
>>527871732They nerfed your main
>>527871725it is, it's about a group of players competing for "moon tears". It's a battle royale with cooperation elements
Deathblight nightlord when?
Scarlet rot nightlord when?
when does the maintenance finish?
>assume at first Raider is just a generic "haha le grug man tard stronk meme funni"
>he interacts with a lot of the cast in a serious way, has an entire plot point with Duchess and even gives her an advice which becomes important to both her and Wylder endings
Nightreign showing even a little bit of character interactions instead of autistic fucks from souls games feels uncanny
>>527871732Banning people with cheated relics.
>>527871883>Deathblight nightlord when?One can only hope
>>527871502>and then introduce metrics like "noob friendly" and "starting run from scratch".That's what arguing
>Malenia is easy if you get all this shit>but Nightlord hard without right pickup :sadface:gets you
You're also discounting the fact that people had over three years to learn and break Malenia while Nightlords have been available for like a month or two.
And Nightlords are already getting clowned on plenty already.
Which NIghtlord mechanic is that big of a fuck you as the combination of Waterfowl, Lifesteal and Rot that can't be solved by simply running away in their fuckhuge arena?
>>527871897When another one begins.
what will be the new erg lobby code for hard bosses?
>>527871921>speaks politely with everyone and generally cares for their well-beingIt was a big surprise. I really, really prefer when we get more 'human' characters.
Always preferred even something like Sekiro where you played as someone with a personalty, even if he was very softspoken. Tired of create-a-characters honestly
>>527872027>rebalanced some enemies and itemsyou're welcome
>>527872025His ending was pretty cool in elden ring. Ironeye brings some cool implications.
>>527872076erg we run hardmode only
>>527871745No I am trying to say that either
>everything should be equalizedor
>everything should be factoredwith no half-measures when it comes to comparisons.
I.e. same gear and stats bar character abilities (with factored intended level differences).
Or we just compare the overall experience of playing solo and playing co-op and when it comes to that I will concede that they made solo NR too easy while co-op NR (and I would say its primarily a co-op game) is couple magnitudes harder than co-op ER even with revives.
>>527872123I still want to fight the fishman in a nightmare dimension
Seeing that thing move would be horrifying
>>527872227I liked his ending in Elden Ring is all. Ironeye and the other Fellowship memebers being sentient TWWID is interesting on its own.
>>527872216they simply are not directly comparable because collecting shit in ER is not timed
>if you wanna actually do any damage on ironeye outside of his mark you have to use a melee weapon anyway
Cool game design!
>Miyazaki sama i have come to tell that the beta testers have found the nightlords impossible to beat!
>what should we do ishizaki dono?
>we can simply remove last phases where the bosses go to zanzibart mode and remove their second health bar, this will make the game look playable to the westerners
>wow amazing ishizaki, you will add back the 3rd phases and the deathblight true nightlord after a few weeks right?
>yes my lord
>>527872360yes and?
also charged r2s exist
>>527872301They're basically a stand in for the chosen undead
FRC Depth 5 HMPH is harder than Malenia.
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saw there was an all green chalice i could buy, this any decent?
>>527872360Use your charged R2s
>>527872425Nah they are just unkillable assassins like the batman reboot with the court of owls.
I think its neat.
>>527872360>character with bow and knife as iconic weapons also is expected to use a bit of melee DEX weapons
>>527872123>Ironeye brings some cool implicationswhat implications?
i just did ironeye remembrance and i don't get it.
how is he one of those who live in death? he looks human, he just has pale blue eyes
>>527872443Replace the third one with the gladius relic
Stamina recovery on hit+1 is nutty with fast low-stamina consumption weapons
>elden ring or nightreign
choose your lot, which is the better vidya
>>527870321>it's not the only thing that makes Malenia hardTrue. There's also the thought of Miquella getting fucked.
>>527872434Pthumerian noble is only a cock cause of the throwing attack, anything else is a skill issue on your part
t. grinded 200~ FRC chalices minimum
>>527872561no i don't wanna choose man
>>527872561Nightreign cuz i hate icky exploration!!! I just wanna fight stuff
>>527872561Code Vein 2, I am intrigued by women with negative chest size
>>527872520So like chosen undead.
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>>527872532You didn't notice when the assassin didn't die to Ironeye gutting him and then he laughed at ironeye? The glowing purple eyes?
NR happens post shattering and the shattering happens because godwyn gets assassinated and creates TWWID. Whatever faction Ironeye works for can mind control them or uplift them into something that thinks again.
>>527872360>if you wanna actually do any damage on ironeye outside of his markwhy though? it's a cool long distance iframe dodge that does damage and buffs the damage of everyone in the team. recharges fast, and you can have 2 of them.
seems like something silly to get angry about. are you literally looking for a brainless R1 build that easily kills heolstor?
>>527872561I am having more fun with NR than ER.
Then again I only really had much fun in ER with invasions, which are the best in the series.
Then again I firmly believe that Chalice Dungeons are cooler than base game BB so I am an addict. A virtual gambler. A bone marrow dust sniffler, if you will.
>>527872596It was more of a jest post but in Co-Op he is probably genuinely harder due to how squishy everyone is.
>>527872606All exploration in souls games is just walking around and killing shit tho. Your reward is more tools for killing shit. The puzzles are very few and far between the series.
What do people even mean by exploration beyond sightseeing?
>>527872487>>527872412The DPS of those is still shit, go to the training mode and compare those to just spamming R1 on like a thrusting sword or whatever.
>>527872752i was confused by the fact that they look fully human. they talk and are fully sentient. they don't look like thos who live in death to me
>>527872787I have never seen one they don't exist
>>527872778Are you retarded? I didn't say not to use the mark, i'm saying that if you want to contribute any damage beyond just the mark you have to mainly use melee weapons.
>>527872778There's an anon the likes to humiliate himself by saying he doesn't get why people like x because they aren't a pure dps cannon.
Its a gimmick because he only does it with the classes that aren't dps styled so he's doing it on purpose.
He spend days trying to do it with guardian and now he's doing ironeye. Its the same exact formatting and everything. Poor guy.
You are supposed to make fun of him, but that isn't interesting anymore.
>>527872834The other game changing strength of ironeye and his bow is that he doesn't allow bosses to regen their stagger tho
>>527872787>52 hours>never got thishonestly, this game has plenty of content hidden under 0.0001% chance of it happening. it's cool when it does, but it'd be cooler to have more frequent variations.
>>527872834Sure melee attacks do more damage, but they have way less uptime
>>527872752Are the nightfarers WWLID?
When you beat the game you dissolve into grace, I figured you were some variant of multiversal tarnished
>>527872787>150+ hours>never seen this thingIs that a shiny pokemon?
>>527872885>they don't look like thos who live in death to meThey are though.
A fragment of the spear of Fulghor, Champion of Nightglow. Imbued with holy essence through battles in Limveld.
Can briefly, and only with very limited potency, grant its power to other armaments.
When Those Who Live in Death are felled by the Order, they will never rise again.
>>527872937ah, so you mean that you don't do enough damage with bows?
idk i'm fine with it. especially when i use mark to get behind enemies and then use the triple shot.
>>527872947uh, i guess i don't spend enough time here to know lol
>>527873021Not really, with a few exceptions.
Bows lose just as much uptime as melees against bosses that constantly run away because of crit range and if you're fighting something where you can stay in crit range consistently, you can usually also melee instead.
Been running solos and wanna continue but im scared maintenance ends while I'm in if I queue now
>>527873113>When Those Who Live in Death are felled by the Order, they will never rise again. why does it work on the creature at the end of ironeye remembrance? i thought it was priestess after hundreds of years and we get timeported to her. but for a holy blade to be able to kill her, she'd need to be one of those who live in death
>>527872947NTA but it's a good point against guardian at least
The gameplay loop generally is about playing on a timer to get stronger as fast as possible before facing the last boss.
Playing the slowest/lowest damaging class is obviously not ideal for that unless you're using his steel guard + massive HP as a crutch to not die.
>>527873003I've seen it and the madness enemy invasion with a few madness trolls and knights once each across 100 hours.
In that 100 hours i've played Crater only 4 times, and have never seen the madness tower.
Meanwhile Libra shows up and curses me about 25% of my matches.
notes are up
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1013
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go go go go
>>527873565damn they really nerfed wylder? wtf
>>527873565>Fixed a bug where damage dealt to some enemies when destroying weak points created by Ironeyeโs "Marking" skill was higher or lower than expected.OH NO NO NO IRONEYE XISTERS
>>527873565>it's literally nothingLazy nigger devs. It's over.
>>527873565>Fixed a bug where players would lose a battle after being revived from near death against a Nightlord or other Night bosses.>Increased the chance of obtaining weapons with the madness status ailment.
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Fixes are good, still nothing for lockon though
>>527873565what a fucking nothingburger
>>527873565>Increased the chance of obtaining weapons with the madness status ailment.>Fixed a bug where the Demon Merchant would spawn near the Night's Tide when the Demon Merchant curse event was encountered.>Fixed a bug where players would lose a battle after being revived from near death against a Nightlord or other Night bosses.booooo
>>527873725The tranny discord are playtesters for this stuff they mentioned all this cryptically in the last week.
>>527873565Librabros...we are getting nerfed...
>took survery
>forgot to complain about lack of garbs until the final question
Fuck. I hope you guys remembered to
>>527873681I would hit the madness boof desu.
wow the patch is amazing it fixed everything
>>527872787is that the one that dupes one of your weapons? Ive seen that one
>>527867230>Anyone not Recluse or Guardian at the bottom>they will still spam "U DIDNT BEAT DA GAEM" like the useless fucks they are
>>527873914I did specifically mention that more garbs would be nice, I got you bro
>>527872787Does this only appeared during rot forest or something?
Because I encountered it too when the forest shifting earth was in rotation.
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>>527873914I did it on mine, no worries
>>527867696>boss about to do anime shit>use boomer punchThat's all I do and it works well
>>527873565>Fixed a bug where players would lose a battle after being revived from near death against a Nightlord or other Night bosses.Goddamn I had those couple of times.
>>527873681>>527873725That's kind of cringe.
Libra didn't need to be nerfed and Madness is just Bleed against regular enemies.
>>527874370relax, he's getting hard mode in a week
>>527874370madness also doesn't apply to every other nightlord anyway
>>527874421That's not the same
Although I admit I have never fucking seen a madness weapon outside the tower or merchant events, if they're just adding them to the pools then that's "fine"
>>527874370No, that's a good way to handle it. Madness is an intended way to deal with him, they just barely put it in the game.
His fight itself is identical if you got giga lucky and had the Tower event
trans rights are human rights
>>527874370these are just bugfixes, they'll do a balance pass later once the game is working as intended
>>527873692>wending grace fixedgood enough for me
>>527874564They have a right to a somewhat painless execution.
>>527874564t. recluse mains
ooh yeah i havent seen those phantom things they advertised once in 110 hours
You weren't supposed to use madness weapons against Libra anyway
>>527874730yes you were you just convinced yourself you weren't out of cope. Madness stuff melts him.
>>527874814>>527874507I think Nightlord weaknesses are too strong, there is no need to make them stronger
I thought this game would be kind of a friendslop but I've put over 100 hours into it already and I haven't worn myself out yet
>>527874814Holy is better
>>527874725Red phantoms do show up occasionally unless this is something else?
>>527874895Sure. But the problem is Madness against him was near unachievable when it was clearly meant to be used.
A better argument is Fulghor, where you can get it every run and it is extremely effective.
How does Arcane status scaling work in Nightreign?
Testing in the training area actually surprised me as even weapons with no ARC scaling or infusion whatsoever do get extra status with Executor as long as they have any status that scales with Arcane.
Even status greases seem to scale with the character's stat regardless of which weapon they're put in.
And it seems to affect status that aren't even related to ARC in base Elden Ring like Frost and Rot.
He's a much better character than I initially thought.
>>527871495They've got Code Vein 2 coming, that's the Elden Ring killer I'm sure
>>527874949Libra is weak to madness so madness is the best for him.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING SURVEY LINK
>>527875016>Madness against him was near unachievableYou can get it to proc like 2-3 times and thats already plenty
>>527875016>Sure. But the problem is Madness against him was near unachievable when it was clearly meant to be used.Yeah but he is also SUPER weak to Holy AND he has an event option to give you a madness weapon at a good chance (or a holy weapon otherwise)
Retards just spread rumours that ANY deal is gonna power him up (which is false) so few people tried it
>>527875134I mean actually GETTING the weapon which is what they fixed, anon. You're gonna make me scream.
uhmm did the patch do anything..
>>527875089it's linked in the previous thread
>>527875134if you're lucky enough to get it, I've had runs where there are 3 madness camps in limveld and none of them gave a single item that procced the status, Like imagine the frustration of doing 3 holy camps and no one getting a single drop with the damage type.
>>527875245ye it forces Vyke's dogshit spear and Fingerprint cuckshield into the drop tables of normal bosses
t. wylder
>>527875030>How does Arcane status scaling work in Nightreign?Identically to Elden Ring.
>>527875030all i know is that str+ runes are worthless on revenant...
>>527875058Madness just makes him transition, you can do that by dealing more damage to him with Holy and interrupting his bubble
>>527875369I'm certain Fingerprint shield was already in that table, I've seen random runs where birbs have it.
>>527875374WRONG
>>527875030It works on ALL status effects and you don't raise ARC when levelling.
>>527875374except more statuses are affected
>>527875415It melts his hp too. Its his weakness for a reason.
isnt fingerprint shield the best greatshield in nightreign too
>>527875487nuuu i said it sucked shut upp!!!!!!!!
I feel conflicted about the slow flask heal buff now. It heals more than a basic flask and I've now gotten used enough to nightlord movesets that I can see it being really good actually. But it's still kind of dangerous just because it doesn't instantly heal you.
>>527875450Arcane is working the same as in ER, they changed frost, Arcane still governs statuses and item discovery like in ER.
>>527875567>>527875585Libra's weakness is madness though
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>>527875567What an odd point to act like a child about
>>527875630because interrupts him, in terms of bonus dmg holy is good as weakness elements on other bosses
>>527875606I feel conflicted about the heavier attack option now. It does more damage than an Initial Standard attack and I've gotten used to the stamina upkeep that I can see it being really good actually. But it's still kind of dangerous just because it doesn't instantly kill the enemy.
>>527875665im bringing sleep to fulgor next time. sleeps so op but so retarded to get and use
>>527875779lol
I get you but what I meant is that there's situations where you get hit by a random small mob and it takes away your full hp buff for example. That's when the slow flask would have topped you up again
>>527876050lol
I get you but what I meant is there's situations where you fully charge the heavy attack and it doesn't kill the enemy for example. That's when the Initial Standard attack would have offered more safety.
>>527875058Libra is also weak to getting hit with a sword.
Why not just do that?
>>527875736Everything does big damage on Libra I guess to balance out how aggressive he gets. Madness is the best for it.
People couldn't get madness reliably against him due to a bug though and mindbroke themselves into thinking madness didn't matter.
Madness melts him, but most stuff does. Madness melts him and staggrs him.
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>>527876531No, he's not. He's actually resistant to sword attacks and only takes 90% damage from them.
Do you make it a habit to talk out of your ass? Is this some kind of humiliation ritual?
>>527876638thats 110% on libra dummy
>>527875668We're both getting covered in mud sis, the only difference is I'm right
>>527876638I'm the post going back and forth with him and I agree he folds to swords. He dies to anything. Madness is just the best when everything is good or above average.
>>527876638>No, he's not.Yes he is. If you hit him with one, his health goes down.
If he runs out of health, you win.
You would know that if you were actually playing the game instead of wanking over spreadsheets.
>>527876814We accept your surrender, kiddo.
>>527876776nope. or are you going to say the scorpion takes MORE damage from slash and standard lmfao
>>527876638Based and triggered the shitter with FACTS and LOGIC. Xe's now on full meltdown like the little bitch he is.
>>527876884>and so, anon tracked his perceived win in a different Excel table>this, of course, mattered to exactly nobody
>>527877006you aren't going to spell truth wrong at him though?
>527877087
Shitters and scrubs don't deserve (You)s. If they want that tasty attention their parents denied them, they should contribute to the thread instead of hogging it for their humiliation fetish.
>>527877159But you aren't going to misspell truth at yourself?
oh man that city was a disaster lmao
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Is the patch already out?
There's no changelog
OOPS i forgot to drop radagon's icon my bad
that shit was so scuffed but we won anyway ggs, goddamn city man
>>527877356scuffed sighting
>>527873565i don't get it. 3 hours of server maintenance for such little fixes?
I want to fuck at utmost strength
https://files.catbox.moe/cikl9m.jpg
>>527877356I thought somebody needed the cheevo so I was prepared to just die in there
But then I saw we were leaving so I was like "oh fuck what am I doing"
And my music is blasting loud as hell so i heard 0 pings until Revenant starting shaking me around by the scruff of my neck like the dunce I was
You're a real hero for trying to save me from my own bad decisions though.
>>527877352Would it show up if they just fixed shit on their own servers? It's not like they need to push any files on to steam to just correct errors in their own databases. Think about how MMOs can be updated without even taking the servers down.
>>527877452Anon the server maintenance is for the server maintenance. The update is just pushing shit done live.
>>527877469Theres probably some form of digital handshake happening between the player and the game servers. If they change the servers on their end a patch needs to hand out new handshakes to the player.
>>527877458>anime-fying the goatfucking weak
>>527877469The thing is they don't really have servers
The servers are only for matchmaking, the whole game is played P2P through steam, it's like minecraft LAN but automatic
>>527877458huge nutless sacks on women are my fetish
>>527875606It's wonderful on Raider and Guardian with flask heals allies relic
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>>527877237>>527877356I've had all bosses cleared for a long ass time, did one of you give me nox aids or have the devs addressed shifting earth events vanishing after killing every boss?
also gomenasorry for abandoning you in the city
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lost my winstreak :(
queue'd with randoms and we jobbed to bugs
>>527877749It's part of the lore lmao
>>527875449>and you don't raise ARCSo Executor has the same busted status scaling at all levels?
That's crazy.
>>527875630>Arcane is working the same as in ERIt's not, in Elden Ring the weapon needs to have Arcane scaling for the status on it to be affected.
In Nightreign literally every weapon is affected by it regardless of infusion, and also greases when put on any weapon will also have higher values.
This makes Executor even more flexible than Wylder when it comes to what weapons he can use effectively.
>have near-perfect run
>other wylder is already on 3 bars to revive
>heolstor isn't even at half health
wow
>>527874725Where did they advertise them?
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How does it work if I have 2 different 'starting wep gets x dmg type'? I'm going to assume the one greyed out simply doesn't take place and the other one still works as normal, but I rather ask before fucking up a game.
>>527877749shifting earths were never broken.
>>527877816Arcane works the same in NR and ER. It governs status buildup for Arcane scaling effects and governs item discovery.
>>527877902just fucking go to the sparring grounds and look jesus christ
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>>527877792nope, just me
>>527877842I love boobs
>>527877816>and also greases when put on any weapon will also have higher values.Come again? As in, Executor gets more bang for his buck on greases?
I'm ignoring the guy saying they're the exact same
>>527877902First one happens. See how the red icon is on both but the first one isn't greyed out?
The effects read top to bottom like a magic the gathering card. If you want x effect put it first.
You could test this in 2 seconds in game.
>>527877943>Wylderyou didn't beat the game
so wylder is the nightlord?
>>527877394>>527877467i wasn't even 100% sure how to get to astel which is why i pinged the dragonkin soldier initially, but by the time we got to the 2nd grace i realized we were already close to astel
i also now realize the best time to go for him is at the start of day 2 cuz holy hell he is tough
>>527877749i don't have any shifting earths so no clue.
>gomenasorry for abandoning you in the citynah don't worry me and the duchess were 3 bar anyway, I feel like I messed a bunch during this run. maybe it's time I actually play with headphones on since I usually play without
>>527877943>Wylderoh, easy mode
>>527877942I tried but it didn't do anything. I was testing how many arrows I could spam before I tanked out but it didn't add the particles for the typing to my starter wep.
>>527877582then why do they happen at the same time? they need to update the version of the game for servers too
>>527877943that's pretty based tho ngl
>>527877816>So Executor has the same busted status scaling at all levels?Well yes, but it doesn't advance past level 1 except maybe uhh the weapon upgrade idk
>>527875794>sleeps so opIs it really? From what I can see it\s just gives a tiny extra opening and that's about it.
>>527878119The city becomes less confusing when you realize you can double jump and wall climb over a lot of the layout.
Wait until you are trying to reach the top level of the city before the ring closes. That is a nightmare.
>>527877972Yes.
And you can test it in the training area just fine.
Literally any status too, poison, frost, bleed, sleep.
And if you do something like blood grease a weapon that already has bleed, both the innate status and the grease will be affected, so something like the raptor talons become abominations.
This means status greases are something specially good to have on Executor since you can slap them on literally any weapon.
>>527878329>Wait until you are trying to reach the top level of the city before the ring closesIf you don't head for the shitting earth at the beginning of day 2, you deserve that happening to you
The siblings are so high above all the other nightfarers in terms of mobility, fun and usefulness to the team, I can't blame their mains for sticking with these characters. Doesn't matter that Wylder is easy to play, he is simply incredibly fun. I prefer the Duchess tho
fresh cheater i'm currently playing with rn
I hope they do a Tekken and implement a full Murk customization shop where you can buy customization items for each character, ranging from outfits to auras and hit effects.
>>527878414I made it out fine you get up there from a spiritspring anyway so I jumped back down and then spiritspring jumped back out of most of the city in a second or 3.
I don't even know what is up there at the end I didn't make it across the big bridge I only saw the enemies and glowies and what looked like a pavilion at the end.
>>527878495not even a smart cheater, focusing the type would give even more of a boost
>>527878495post his steam
>start expedition
>mark evergaol 20m away because i started with stonesword key and it immediately gets you to level 4
>they run the opposite direction to a church without marking it
>check profile, they're friends on steam
yeag i left
>>527878495this is why we'll never have crossplay
>>527878672>undersocialized troon can't into multiplayer games
>>527878672depends on how far the church was
>>527878672To be fair, I wouldn't trust some random shitter to have a stonesword key and/or be able to take out its boss at level 1. I'd rather hit a cathedral first too.
>>527878672I'd have to agree with
>>527878863, if its godskin noble then its fucked
>>527878672You messed up in a few ways without knowing it. Ping it after everyone hits level 2 and gets that church out of their system. If they don't come to your ping they'll come to the evergaol opened message. If they don't come then you can run from the evergaol and nothing was really lost. You can always come back later since you are playing with idiots that are going to route poorly and run by the jail more than once.
>>527877587Yes, possibly, but not necessarily. Like I said, plenty of online games can push fixes to some stuff without needing the players to download anything (or even go offline). I worked on a WoW server team for a little while and the only time we had to made players download anything was to update tooltips, since that was client side rather than server side.
Just sayin', just because nothing showed up in the steam logs doesn't necessarily mean nothing changed.
>>527878165>hey the servers are going down for maintenance at x time, what do we have done that we can push>uh there's a stable build with some bug fixes>great, push itTwo birds with one stone dude.
>>527877620Is that how it works? Interesting. Then yeah I don't know how they're able to update the game without pushing the update to steam. Maybe that means the update isn't actually live then.
>>527878591after the game
>>527878685Dude that's already happening on consoles.
https://github.com/alfizari/Elden-Ring-Nightreign-Save-Editor-PS4
Tbf I'm interested too but not in hacked broken shit like that. I just want certain abilities to roll with something useful like ash of war and elemental type
>CE a relic that insta kills everything I touch
>niggers seethe they didn't beat the game fair
kek
>>527878672>start expedition>doesn't kill the first camp you drop ontoYeah thats a block bozo
>>527878725im me
>>527878784about 4 times the distance as the evergaol
>>527878863you can easily check other people's inventory, plus we were on heolstor
>>527878932godskin isn't too bad if you have 2 wylders
>>527878934that's fair. perhaps i should've given more time before leaving, but i'm sick of playing with people who don't communicate
>>527879085This. free level from 1 is something you don't skip
>>527878985If the madness items not proccing is similar to the Ironeye issue it would need a whole new build version on From's end then a new handshake from the player side to authenticate access.
>>527879089You could have been one of those overcommunicators and pinged your evergaol a hundred times before leaving. Those guys are always fun.
Where is everyone? The maintainance is over
>>527879085>runs straight to the nearest church
Successful first run as Raider, but I kind of feel like I was carried. Any tips? I was using my skill 1v1 vs Banishes Knight Captains in the castle, but most other times it seemed like I was better off just attacking with a jumping L1 or charging an R2 for the stagger.
>>527878863>I wouldn't trust some random shitter to have a stonesword keyIf the person marks a gaol I'd assume he has a key.
Level 1 gaol can be tough though, that I agree with.
>>527878197thank you, I will try to get my streak back
sorry i was jerking off to witches.
>>527878672>>527878725fucking kill yourself already you worthless maggot dsgtroon nigger
>>527876638Most things with a hard shell take less slash/strike and more blunt just like real life.
>>527875030>>527877816Except they both have a thing against weapon blessing. Wylder with the stupid self fire grease ability and executor putting weapon away therefore nulling any weapon buff such as greases and even seppuku which works with his default ability. Game needs some balancing
>>527879192I mean sometimes the game just drop you right to the church with rats in it
>>527879085literally worthless though, you get more levels from clearing the structure right next to it
>>527879347I alt +f4, pathetic!
>>527879208His skill is a damage negator that happens to deal damage sometimes. Think of it like that and you maximize your other jumping attacks and hulk smash behavior. Speeding up the punch cooldown makes you very burly.
>>527879232This but without the to.
posting with provocation or reason
>>527878495can you check relics from match history?
i tried but didn't manage
but this game keeps having hidden useful menus here and there
>>527877458I need goat milk
>>527870334>love the john eldenring builds>"all answers are surely leading wylder right?">ironeyeNot once did I choose an answer that even remotely implied liking ranged in any way shape or form what the fuck
>>527879490Nigger culture american obsession with overweight women's thighs is disgusting, utterly.
>>527873565HUGE!!!!!!!! PATCH!!!!!!!! GAMES IS SAVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>527879440Those 2 boss relics going together feels intentional. All characters can do that setup with those 2 relics and 1 really good rolled one.
I not banned anymore or are janitors francophobic like reddit racists?
>>527879635Oh look, the Irish have arrived.
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>>527870334this shit doesnt even work
>>527869346Its 2025. There are much easier ways to come out of the closet, anon.
Where are the walkthroughs and guides my bastards?
It is almost 3 weeks since release. WHERE'S THE GUIDE MY BASTARD BITCHES?
>>527879746Click allow you you double executor.
>>527879427Cool, thanks.
I suppose I should be treating it as a pseudo dodge/ block like Ironeye or Executor's skill, then.
>>527879725miquella poster? banned for me
>>527879440Amazing combo. For anything other than Heolstor.
Great burst damage with bleed + frost, a bit of a safety net due to invisibility, no dependence on luck since starter weapon is all you need.
>>527879635Admiring women with thick thighs has been part of the white man's culture since the ice age
My friend SWEARS he just got lucky gambling a lot. I disagree.
I wasn't aware relics could have duplicate effects, but I'm starting to think he's a little bit *too* lucky with his "gambling." This mf is three-shotting Volcano Prelates with fully-charged lightning spears.
>>527879587Chose everything close to Iron eye. Got le wylder
>>527879791Sort of a here's a bunch of tips a tricks kind of thing right now.
>>527879839Pretty much. More i-frames and easy stamina management which is a hidden art in this game. You are getting your stamina back the entire time his punch is charging up so your combo strings become flowing once you realize you can activate the art at 0 stamina then get back to hulk smashing then do the art again at 0 stamina rinse repeat.
Some of the boss attack timings line up with this perfectly too.
holy shit when did they add phantoms to the game
I got jumpscared like 3 times running in the tight castle hallways
gg fastest fulghor kill ive seen
>>527879976Primative man's culture sure, but the sophisticated and intillectual Homo-Sapien lmale is a man who loves small breasts and long thin legs.
>>527879886Gives good gameplay fundamentals of find merchant and go to mines every game also.
>>527880040I think it roughly tied with my other fastest fulghor kill around 68 seconds
>>527879978what if he doesnt find dragon cult incantations?
>>527880005Oh, cool. This is the advanced tech I was looking for. Thank you, anon.
>>527879978>"Kronk">plays Raideryeah that fits
>>527880040We had pretty funny gear rng
I usually barely get one fun weapon art to spam let alone a vykes spear
And Rev got placidusax roar from the first cottage lmao
>>527880036they were bugged, this patch fixed it
>>527879978Most faithful godwyn follower
>>527879792but it doesn't do anything!
>>527880036there's a fix for phantoms in the update
>give Guardian a hold aggro relic
>it doesn't do shit because of how little damage Guardian does
>>527879886Night of the Miasma still works if anyone has rot at least.
>>527880283I have a single Aggro Up When Guarding relic and its pretty good.
>>527879725Are you seriously admitting to being french online? That the equivalent of screaming ,,I have a gun!" in front of police officers. Generally a bad idea.
>>527878591https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199396590693/
>usual suspectsof course
>>527879635Stumpy legs is well within the normal range for shorter women.
>>527880005>Sort of a here's a bunch of tips a tricks kind of thing right now. Where my bastard?
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>>527877757damn, it's going to take you forever to catch up now
>>527880181all lightning incantations are dragon cult and you're pretty likely to find a lightning incantation
>>527880089Before or after generations of inbreeding
What with recluse player and cheating for relics?
>>527880478Have you tried calling his mom?
>>527879978>I wasn't aware relics could have duplicate effectsPretty sure they can't
>>527879440Good idea but you don't want to use your shitty starting weapon for the entire game.
>>527880593go into a mine and it becomes a purple weapon
now what?
>>527880521ah. yeah then they're very common.
i only played melee in elden ring so i don't know shit lol thanks for answering me
>>527880389You can't stack it anyway and no it's not pretty good, it barely works at all. It's the one thing that could've salvaged this deadweight of a character
>>527879908Oh that's even worse. Not only are British women skinny with no thighs and ass, they're ugly too! I almost pity you.
can't believe my win streak is going past 50 because of no hard modes...
>>527880641enjoy 0dps against the nightlord
>>527880641It doesn't have any Secondary special effects like all the loot.
>>527880593It is a legitimate strat for anything but Heolstor. It is a very simple strategy that only needs to find a +1 stone or buy it from a merchant and hit the mines for the +2 then you are completely done your build and can do anything and take anything in loot drops to experiment.
It only has merit if you know you can beat the nightlord as a player or group anyway. If you think the +2 poison/frost (and sometimes bleed) starter is a liability don't try it.
>people are STILL running away from the boss while its 2 hit to revive people
These have to be bots right???
>>527880648they are especially common because lightning spear is a guaranteed spell for gravel seal
>>527880927works great with that frost dragon relic. infinite backstabs baby.
>>527880793It can also carry you to the final boss where you swap to your legendary drop to fight
>>527880887Either we all are alive for the killing blow or none of us are
>>527880969It's got anti synergy with the frost dragon relic because
You don't go invisible if an enemy procs frost while you're backstabbing them.
>>527880793Grease relic buffs attack on grease or starts with grease. Or just find/buy them which is oddly easier than finding weapons with the right infusion. Yeah you're gold if you like your starters moveset. Exclusions being Rev (starts with split damage) and recluse.
>Good run so far
>Perfectly beat the lightning dragon rider field boss ez pz (I'm better than you is what I'm saying)
>Get fucking Dragonkin Solider as day boss
>Can't see SHIT as this boss was designed to be fought on horseback in ER
>Die to shit I literally can't even fucking see
>30+ minutes gone
Kill yourself Kojima. Done with your shit.
>>527880927all duchess relics are trash apart from increased skill power. the free recast sucks cause dagger chains take forever.
All these relics strata are competing with the rune gain relics.
You have to justify why you don't want 10% more runes.
>>527881195>cause dagger chains take forever.You can dodge offset
>>527881065You have your ultimate art to reset invis for tricky timing. You can go invis by using chilling mist then backstab them with something that isn't your starter, then ride those backstabs to victory baby. Use the chilling mist starter to finish off the last guy that might not go down in 1 backstab. Use the ult to reset if you suck.
It works fine but you need that ultimate cooldown +3 for safety but it seems to show up on duchess relics pretty regularly.
>>527881196It's 9% and I dont want it because at best its gonna buy me like, several crab legs before the Nightlord.
Also Rune% increase buffs appear normally within the run.
>play with randoms
>chink profiles
>they always have ban records
why is this so common
>>527881185>file:///home/nyakajima/mount/ramdrive/Arch_Enemy/2025_Blood_Dynasty designed to be fought on horseback in ERMan, I love riding Torrent in lake of Rot and Nokstella (you're a fucking idiot is what I'm saying)
>all these hoops to jump through to make duchess work
>meanwhile pic related is just spamming R1 and sucking FP the entire fight from a mile away
just woke up
>Increased the chance of obtaining weapons with the madness status ailment.
does this mean vykes spear and the frenzied seal can now drop from normal loot tables instead of JUST the madness tower event
>>527881436there are no hoops to make duchess work, the backstab memes are just that, memes for trash
duchess spams R1 and reprisals and infinite dodges, nothing fancy about her
>>527881460You already could it was bugged to be too low so now it's fixed or 'fixed.'
>>527881289Hm
I'll try it again at some point then when I'm feeling for something spicey on a solo run
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>>527881504I'm pretty sure everything people want duchess to do, executor just does better
NTR btw
>>527881568It feels fine for the mobs but you still need to learn how to beat bosses they can't be backstab farmed the same way a camp can. It makes those camps easy so you level nicely at least.
>>527881649I think duchess is required for high damage teams
>>527881649and everything executor does, wylder and raider do better
>>527881742>>527881742duchess does one thing better
it's get my cock hard
>>527881649the only characters worth playing are wylder for melee and ironeye for ranged. they are the easy and efficient ones. people that are trying to salvage fun out of a game with elden ring in the title pick the other characters.
>>527881816this is forbidden love..
>>527880089wide hips are a sign of high fertility anon. Fuck a fat woman and you're guaranteed offspring. Thin women have a higher chance of experiencing issues with both conception and giving birth without medical intervention and experiencing loss of child or mother or both. Women still die in childbirth, its just not as common as it used to be.
Is the game worth the $40?
>>527881649She's not a status bot if that's what you're implying. She's a restage bot. And she's very good at doing that job so long as you (the player not you in particular) can land your dodge chain finishers.
>>527881816quick question: where's the big futa cocks?
>>527881961Only if you intend to play it.
>>527881816me on the left
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>>527881961go in expecting a roguelike boss rush souls game
do not go in expecting elden ring 2 or dark souls 4 or whatever
>>527881961You can get anywhere between 10 hours and 50 out of it, anything more is just runs for fun. You decide yourself if that's worth or not.
I'm on 80 and will most likely only check it out from here on out if there's a new DLC or update
>>527881961No, it's overpriced. Great game though.
>>527879247And surprisingly, pierce is shit.
>>527881961If you have someone to play with. Alone with randoms or solo is miserable.
>>527881649Executor can't use spells, and he can't apply a multiplier to all stagger/status/damage your entire team does every 10 seconds.
>>527881992she's not but everyone builds her to proc frost
>>527881961It's a better modern day Monhun than modern day Monhun. Cheaper too
>>527882152what about with erg
Does fighting at utmost make the goat harder? What about refusing the deal?
>>527882265it most definitely is not
>>527882152you can play with erg thoughbeit
ive never had a bad run with erg, unless you count that one executor/revenant player that goes off and plays the multiplayer mode as a solo mode and completely disregard's the team's route
in another timeline I'd namedrop but you know who you are and I want you to know you're a faggot
>>527882292monster hunter is fucking boring
>>527882303I wonder if it's the same person that exclusively uses colossal weapons on rev
god that run was awful
>>527882223If we had a 4th runeslot I'd put that shit on too
But we don't. And I'd rather keep my setup.
>>527882091>go in expecting a roguelike boss rushthis game is an awful roguelike lol, to call it a roguelike is insult to actual good roguelike games
>>527882350that's a very cool retarded opinion you have, nobody asked though
>>527882223Restage is the only way in the entire game that increases status proc damage, so of course status works well with her.
>>527882434roguelite-soulslike, then.
>>527882434Rogue was a shit roguelike too
>>527882303Boy don't I wish I didn't know who you were talking about
>>527881185You can just hug their ass when they turn to try to get you they'll scoop you inside the bend of their leg and inadvertently just keep you on their ass. From there you only have to watch out for one move or if they do the cold lightning phase change at which point they jump and do other shit still half the fight is free.
>>527882434Lemme guess, "actual" "roguelikes" according to you are TBoI, RoR and StS (none of which are roguelikes)?
>>527882292>>527882350Wilds was objectively dogshit
>>527881418>doxxes himself during his attempt to defend million dollar company Alissa White-Gluz is a vegan and probably smells terrible because all vegans do.
>>527880593Why not? When upgraded to purple it's damage is on par with actual purple katanas. And the ability to apply three status effects at once (with power boosts from poison and frost too) is valuable enough to sacrifice one passive effect.
The only real issue with this build is that you won't be able to exploit nightlords' elemental weaknesses (which can be pretty important for some of them).
>>527882003in your dream, big gayfag man
cold take, futas are the gayest fucking shit ever, gayer than traps
>>527882740there is more than one modern monster hunter game
>>527882791sadly the stamina recovers are shit and barely noticeable
>>527882303i dont do any of that doe
>>527881185>Can't see SHIT as this boss was designed to be fought on horseback in ER...no?
Of the three(?) Dragonkin fights in Elden Ring, you only have access to Torrent for one of them.
>>527882791both of these effects are trash my guy
>>527882791that would be a best in slop if it also had fp restores on hit
>>527882919The first one, yeah. The ones after that are fought contrary to its design. Not exactly the only design fuckup in ER.
>>527882780Using the frost/poison starter setup means you can devote 100% of your boss loot options toward getting a good weakness weapon for the boss.
>>527882805NTA but Rise is just okay and World is mid.
4U, GU and even Frontier clear both.
I've played Monster Hunter since first gen and my partner was able to reach endgame in Wilds. They have objectively made it less of a challenge than in previous entries and I tribute that to the deco system not being gacha anymore as well as RNG being less artificial difficulty. The expanded movesets for each weapon has also allowed for better ease of use of mastery over the weapon types, with SnS currently being the top performer this gen after Iceborne release. Even the AT Rey Dau was a pushover.
>>527883038SB is top 3, we can fight about it behind wal mart if you want
>>527882303>>527882898Get back in containment dsgtranny
Nice monster hunter thread!
>>527883120And more fun because I played Monster Hunter on an emulator, it was shit.
>>527881912High fertility is only something low population cavemen cared about, modern man has higher expectations
>>527883131its alright, but its basically GU but with worse monsters and the endgame is the worst parts of Hyper Monsters.
>>527883264Modern man can't even admit they're faggots chasing troons to escape their bitch wife because trannies let them do it in the ass, don't come at me with this sophisticated man bullshit
Please learn how to run away from a boss that's taking up too much time and killing you, you can always come back later.
time for this doll to slep..
>>527881912My wife is fat and I am not happy about it
>>527883364i dont think you really played GU then
>>527880089t. Duchess main
look into history of weestern art, your statement is not true
>>527883429sorry I have to kill libra on day one while the circle is closing
I'll die otherwise
no I won't pay the jew goat
Recluse players all listen to playboi carti
>>527883486goodnight cutie
*kiss u on the forehead*
>>527883223same game desu
Which character does the most damage?
>>527883229Agreed. First and second gen monster hunter was clunky as fuck and had terrible QOL issues. Hardliners whinge about 'uewuwuwuw my hunter prep' even though they secretly fucking enjoy never having to fucking paintball shit ever again, they're contrarian for the sake of it.
>>527883542>look into history of weestern artI'm not doing that, just tell me your conclusion so I can refute it.
I want some god roll relics and I want them right NOW
>>527883781Which boss are you having trouble with?
>>527882871>barely noticeableI disagree
https://files.catbox.moe/to43kk.mp4
>>527882925I also disagree
>>527882950I'd love to also get fp on hit but I've been rerolling relics ffor gradually extending sesions for over a week.
It's not happening.
>>527883429we did the opposite and still won though, easiest gamble of my life
I'ma go fuck that bitch (yeah), I'ma go thrash that bitch (yeah)
Shawty gon' suck this dick (yeah), shawty gon' suck this dick (yeah)
That's a pull-up bitch (yeah), don't make me pull up, bitch
I smash that thot, then pull out, bitch, might push to Flacko shit
Watch me pull up, take your chain, lil' bitch
I'm on Deebo lit (yeah), I'm on 'migo lit (yeah), I'm on kilo lit (yeah)
I go psycho, bitch, watch me sock your bitch
Watch me thrash that bitch, then I pass that bitch
>>527883734I mean, for the very few I played of it:
>you have 50% chance to harvest herb>you have 50% chance to actually craft a potion>you can improve your chance to craft a potion by +25% if you carry a recipe, which takes one of your valuable inventory slot>also hammer sucksNah, going from World to MH1 was pure pain. And I'm a masochist painslut, but this was too much for me, I'd take Playstation slop but not this.
>>527883840>uploading video to catboxyeah I'm not waiting 10 minutes for that shit to buffer
>>527883713Probably Recluse with Ancient Dragons' Lightning Strike on a big enemy
>Duchess
>41 dex
>A scaling
>Executor
>63 dex
>S scaling
>Ironeye
>57 dex
>A scaling
?????
>>527883713Revvy when she tells me she hates me
It hurts...
>>527883818I've got the goat and final boss left. I have not been doing the final boss until I finished all the other ones. Mainly I just want some Iron Eye shit doubled up. I sadly have yet to get a single god roll for anyone of any color but I mainly only play Ironeye and am learning hawk tuah.
>>527883429>AIIIEEE the boss with 1k hp left is too strong! i need TO FLEE!Are you French or what?
Nice game for Centaur guys it was really cool
>t.executionner
>>527883734>>527883940>there is only MH1 and World?
>>527883818nta but I don't have trouble with any bosses
I just want good relics. I want that warm and fuzzy feeling of having good relics in those slots
I also hate gacha mechanics
>>527884008It wastes time if you're low level with average weapons
>>5278839671 to 20 = C
20 to 40 = B
40 to 60 = A
60 to 80 = S
80 to 99 = SSS
>>527883781No you don't because the grind for relics is what's keeping you playing at this point. Unless you haven't beaten all the bosses then fair enough.
>>527884074I don't remember MH3 and MH4 enough to comment on them.
And I didn't like Rise that much, so I'd rather talk about the ones I like/remember well.
>>527884071gg anons we demolished the horseman like it was nothing
>>527884226baron de la nuit
>>527884071Np at all. It was quite an easy run after i purple'd that Giant's Crusher and Duchess got a Lusat's at about the same time.
I don't wanna manually aim but it's necessarily to play ironeye well, this sucks.
>>527884151Have you tried you know
playing the series you "like"?
>>527884397>censoring namesget a load of this fag
>>527884412take the meleepill
>>527883865Clean your mirror.
>>527884397it looks like duchess is about to get married to that dog
and havel is the officiant
>>527882394what's your setup?
>>527883950Alright. I'll crush it down into a webm and speed it up by 30% so it can fit at a viewable quality
The point being that the stamina usage is obviously very noticeable
>>527884506Oh yeah, I played a lot of Drakengard.
>>527884074>Monster Hunter> Monster Hunter G> Monster Hunter Portable / Freedom (G but for PSP)>Monster Hunter Dos>Monster Hunter Freedom 2>Monster Hunter Freedom 2 G / Unite>Monster Hunter Frontier / Frontier G (Online MMO)>Monster Hunter Portable 3rd>Monster Hunter Tri>Monster Hunter Tri U>Monster Hunter Stories / Stories 2>Monster Hunter 4>Monster Hunter 4u>Monster Hunter Online (Shutdown, Chinese exclusive)>Monster Hunter XX>Monster Hunter World /Iceborne>Monster Hunter Rise / Sunbreak>Monster Hunter WildsThere's probably a couple I missed but theres like 20+ titles in the series.
>>527883769what, tell you basics you should've learned in school? No thanks
>>527884859Its AI who gives a shit, it cant think.
>>527884650Not surprising, she is a white woman after all.
oh i can see white phantoms now ingame
>>527885027kek... i wish i would do her in my dog form though
>>527885084You always could, retard
>>527885272I have never seen a single phantom in 100h
>yeah bro i play executioner
>>527884650>no bush dropped
>>527884536>>527884636even doe gr*** is a very valid trans queen and she would wipe the floor with you in pvp
>>527884713He looks better than most anons here lol
>>527885272they were bugged
Reduce Executor's parry timing by 2/3rds to filter shitters playing him (99%) and then buff the Cursed Sword damage
>>527884972True but also false.
Examples like that are silly and that site probably does not use the best model but it is also kind of scary if you think about the fact that politicians and techbros want to use AI to scan the web and messengers for "kiddy porn", nono words, and general wrongthink
> inb4 "who cares about millions of false positives"
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nice cheated relics bird
>>527878685>>527880153>this is why we'll never have cro- ACK!!!
>>527885629Make a relic that does that
>>527885923so this is why the bird is actually S tier...
Bro where the fuck is the Tarnished edition
>>527885923oh come on that's just lame... these people are not on /erg/ r-right?
>>527884707>Nier/ Drakengard mentionedYou autists are alright. Also your women fans all have big tiddies so it's kinda based for that reason too
>Fixed a bug where the Demon Merchant would spawn near the Night's Tide when the Demon Merchant curse event was encountered.
Thank
>>527884865that last one you have is very good. jealous
>>527879978>>527878495>Cheating in an online cooperative gameThat's fucking insane, it's like those mouthbreathers that play seamless co op with invincibility on, what's the logic, looking good in front of your friends?
>>527886330Had a friend who played DS1 with cheatmode enabled for infinite health because he was afraid of the NPC aggression. We argued so hard about it he ended up chasing a political science degree I bullied him that hard about it instead of a software engineering course he swore was the secret to getting into gaming.
>demon merchant
what did they mean by this?
>>527886330people with no shame who probably didn't even beat the base game tbdesu
>normal sprint feels to slow now
>super sprint tanks stamina in combat
I feel like Jesus being tempted by the devil in the desert any time Iโm a short burst run from an enemy I swear.
>>527884859donโt care still feeding her prawns
>>527886648Canโt exactly post from my work computer anon.
>>527886648well yeh im not gonna shitpost on a mongolian basket weaving forum on my work computer
How's Nightreign on steamdeck?
>>527886814>>527886847so don't post? shoo shoo
>>527886553>only by this post just now did I realize in over 190 hours that regular sprint wasn't removed from the gameHoly fucking shit I'm retarded.
>>527886828Retired. Yes I'm old.
>>527886210Ass > titties.
>>527886828There are at least two of us
>>527886904whatโre you gonna do about it
>>527886467I have a friend who's similar in that he genuinely does not understand why people play difficult games
he plays everything he can on easy and as soon as the game challenges him to think a little, he drops it and says he got what he wanted from the game
I still give him shit for quitting dragon age origins at the first ogre boss
>>527887058Make that three.
>>527886828Unfortunately I am.
>>527887264Did a cute /erg/ girl make this? If so I might get one of each
>1/3 in erg queue for any
pc btw
>>527887351there's no "cute" "erg" "girl" and they would never make something like that
>>527887454Sorry, busy.
>>527887461I'm a cute /erg/ ""girl"".
>>527886847>>527887058Weโre halfway through the week anon, unless you work weekends in which case RiP.
>>527884412>necessarilyNot really.
You only really want to manually aim to hit certain weak spots like troll heads, but it's just a bonus thing really.
>>527887150tbf the first ogre boss is really shit
>>527886949Anyone can have ass anon, but no one can just get good natural tittes. Even troons struggle with the latter.
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>>527887616you're not me fag
>>527886828Yes but it's a meme webdev job
>>527887670I prefer asses over titties. You can fuck the ass and the ""girl"" makes very exciting groans when you do.
>>527886828Contractor so yes today tomorrow no
>>527886828I have an interview next week and I'm also filling out applications for another spot rn
>>527885506A man of taste. Especially since she'd have a nice blonde bush like hairyblondie.
>>527887507I was in a project manager position for a while where I was working 50-80 hours, but I burned out. Reverted to a role at a fixed 40 hours, and making a career change that will be another fixed 40 hour position that should pay just slightly less than my project manager position so looking forward to that. Hopefully your weeks going well wagie bro
>>527885443Crucible dex/fth samurai is a cool idea
Protip: Gaping Dragon's tail still drops a weapon like in DS if you cut it off
>>527886828I'm a semi-retired options trader.
>>527887454>>527887683still 2/3 for anyone who wants in
>>527887461I've heard their cute voice and have seen their feminine feet, that's all the proof I needed
In fact, you and I might be the only males here, surrounded by cute /erg/ femanons
>>527888051Le fantรดme de l'Opรฉra.
>>527887814can you not riposte this thing when it staggers?
>>527888101Then where is my state mandated duchess main gf, huh?
>>527887969>no dragon axe dropIt sucks that they didnโt port ANY of the souls weapons, like cmon.
First frenzy tower I came across, nice
>>527888234only the moth can be riposted
>>527887351The only "cute" /erg/ thing your getting is a vocaroo man using a voice changer trying to sound like a women
>>527887814I despise these two with every fiber of my being, and their third phase somehow looks even worse
>>527888442i got a vyke's spear for libra finally. underwhelming. when you proc madness he just grabs his head and screams for 1 second, then starts chimping out. hes more predictable WITHOUT proccing madness. do not recommend
>>527888339No one actually mains Duchess bro... sorry you had to find out like this
>>527888567But he is predictable when he is chimping out
Also you can use it to knock him off the meditation phase
is there a map or list with all the hidden treasure chest locations
>serpent man GS
>drakekeepers warpick
>herald curved greatsword
Give them to me hackazaki
>>527888567Same sentiment here. I prefer going holy because it's just big chunks of damage. If I get a madness incant or something I'll use it to proc it in a predictable way at a good time. But just going nuts with the vykes and weapon arts is really mediocre.
>>527885694Nothing I said is false. You just went on a complete other tangent. Common for schizophrenics.
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>>527888825>>527888375Gotta sell you the Dark Souls DLC later
>>527888051i bought that skin today, I fucking love women with white hair
>>527888234It has like a 2 part stagger, you have to rape its stance really hard and the moth will fall off the lobster and you can crit.
>>527886828I am a neetbux enjoyer
>>527886828I work full time, salaried, managing a medical facility and auditing for compliance with FDA, GHA, and CLIA regulations and bringing down the hammer of specialists when they need correction.
And I'm still better than you at Nightreign lol
>>527888567after he chimps out he relaxes for a while, and it interrupts and changes his magic attacks to staff attacks, it's super worth
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>>527870334Guardian. I knew he was my guy since I first saw him on the network test
>>527889042this screams attention seeking
>>527870334uhmm yes..i am literally revenant
>>527886828Part time, I don't know how any retard could ever go full time, You're literally throwing your life away
>>527889042Post hands cutie
>>527889190Oh really? Does the post asking people to tell something about themselves result in people talking about themselves? Shocking.
>>527889042way to go fellow xe/xer!
also post your pic in the discord :D
@nyekoknyaight
please post another vocaroo describing how you would give me a pawjob please please im begging you its all i want
>>527887667it's annoying but it's not like insanely hard, especially not on lower difficulties
>>527889371Cringe because jealous and unemployed?
>>527889269All anon asked was if erg users had jobs, they werent looking for your life story
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80% of my games I either see the castle was knights which is so free to take, or I would get a key for the evergoals, and after pinging my teammates would just continue in the opposite direction. No clue where theyโre going or what theyโre doing. Also canโt seem to take the boss on the roof cause most people wonโt follow me up there, you canโt ping specifically the roof, etc. All this creates a frustrating experience where you have to try and wrangle blind retards with sign language that would be fixed if I could call you a stupid retarded nigger faggot with voice chat and bully you into following my lead.
>>527889462We don't talk about nightreign in here, it's just a facade for an egirl discord.
>>527889463You didnt get my life story, I described my job. Only one employed person in those replies didnt describe their job and just said yes, everyone else said where they work. Your weird cringe defensiveness just makes you look jealous and unemployed.
Getting three wins in a row with randoms is fucking impossible. I've gotten 2 wins a row 4 times now and every time the third team is just complete dog shit. But this last team really takes the shit cake:
>start run as ironeye
>executioner and birdman ignore enemy camp that gives you your first level up
>instead they decide to fight the red wolf at level 1
>I figure you can't beat stupid so I try to join them
>of course we waste most of the first day trying to kill it
>executioner sprints into nearby mine and gets downed by the giant immediately
>3 bars and too far away so I can't even try to revive them
>they rage quit
>Birdman goes down fighting trash mobs in the mine
>again 3 bars and not with group so no revive for you idiot
>they rage quit
>I make it to nightlord boss (gaping jaw) but die to his 2nd phase due to only being level 8
Buttefly and Teppe, if you're on here, I hope both you get raped by a pack of aids infested niggers.
>>527889042You work as a Karen?
That anon is the brownest person you've ever seen
>>527888862> no uAre you offended, retarded, or are you projecting about being a schizo?
It is hard to tell with your kind.
>>527889042Very trans-pilled post, we support you!
>>527889620>>I figure you can't beat stupid so I try to join themthat was your mistake, should've done the easy stuff nearby to level up
>>527889042bro this is 4chan not linkedin
>>527889620playing with good players is boring
>>527889620my biggest win streak with randoms is 10. you can do it i believe in you!!
>havent seen the magma crater event in 40 hours
>nothing in patch notes about shifting earth events
were you trying to get oldest gaol lol? we got so many evergaols
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>>527889620>start run as ironeye>IroneyeHow are you so retarded that you can't solo carry on the baby easy mode character?
>>527889269There is talking about yourself and then there is talking about yourself
>>527889530play with us then
>>527889789>playing with good players is boringthis. you just wipe everything. not even the night lords take longer than a minute, if that. unless its caligo flying away or something. the game is far too hard for shitters, but far too easy for competent players.
>>527889664I mean, kind of. I watch what people do and issue corrective actions if they start slipping out of regulations. My job is to "um actually" people, but it comes with the threat of I can fire you if you dont listen to me.
>>527889740lmao mad, cope
>>527889785Embarrassed about something? Sad no one asked you about you today?
>>527889867Genius level discourse going on here.
>>527889620>Getting three wins in a row with randoms is fucking impossiblePretty much this, I keep getting to two then the third one always bricks, going got to two again going to try to get erg to do the third with me later today
>>527889587My job involves critical analysis anon, stop fucking lying. Less than 5 responses as of current went beyond just a casual 'yeah / no / retired', and none went into as much detail as you. This is a massive cope.
>>527889042>auditorOh you're definitely black and high with power. I hop you encounter a cop on a fishing expedition.
>>527889995I've only ever played with randoms and I have majority wins
sounds like a skill issue, retard
I'm surprised they don't show what stat the weapons scale with in-game in Nightreign. Feel like that's an important detail considering they seem to have re-assigned stats for a lot of weapons.
>>527889620Just go do gladius if you want multiple win in a row
>>527889620I literally did it by accident and I'm a Rev main.
>>527889989This is more embarrassing than being on neetbucks
>>527889989if there was a guide on being a faggot, this guy (probably a they/them actually) would be on the front page
>>527889042Are you married?
>>527890146The achievement requires you to fight three different bosses.
>>527890142>he doesn't study his codex between runs
Your win streak doesn't count if it's with erg password on
>>527890124Lucky faggots never seem to realize that they're lucky and a faggot.
>>527890475just like trash players never seem to realize they're trash, right?
>>527890418it doesnt count at all, because its bugged. mine is in the 70s still despite losing on night 1 a few days ago to deathblight.
>>527889989im sending tyrone after you and we'll see if you're still gonna act so smug whore
>>527890418actually trvke
>>527890560Good point, you don't seem to realize you're trash.
>>527890062Oh no, I didn't need your invisibly, arbitrary standards no one cares about! How will I (re: you) cope?
>>527890094I'm Irish and Dutch. Also, ACAB.
>>527890185Only to people on neetbux, which I'm fine with.
>>527890208Cope.
>>527890259Nope, current situationship for about two years, and have a kid who is 16 now.
>>527879978you are literally such a fag if you even spend time to do this. i get cheating elden ring base game to fuck around after you've played the shit out of it but i need a way to just straight up block faggots like this from my game
Is the new patch not out yet?
>>527890686>ACAB>situationshipLOL
keep your hands off my girl
keep your hands off my girl
>>527890886It means we fuck and I dont have to get her something on valentines day. Sorry, I should be more direct so the autistic can understand.
>>527889443yeah he's still a little bitch
>>527889620>I figure you can't beat stupid so I try to join themdidn't read after this
lol
>>527890915Made for SRC (Small Revenant Cock)
>>527890686>situationshipLMAO
>>527890953then this means she fucks other men too, probably black men, and your then licking and swallowing all their fluids like the good gay boy that you are
>>527890846Yeh itโs not much
>>527890686You're wanking yourself off over being a pseudo auditor type and you have a focus on having a' people do what I say or else' attitude. Critical analysis and being able to spot details comes with the gig, not a 'do this or ill fire you hee-hee' approach. You sound like a fucking eyesore to work with and probably waste more money insisting your coworkers and direct superiors listen to your 'inputs' than actually devising solutions and coming up with actual improvements outside of recommending people to be fired.
>>527890953>>527891104Don't forget, the niggers she's fucking also do not have to buy her valentines day presents. LOL
protip: maybe dont sprint straight to the walking mausoleum to duplicate your shit weapon thats not even upgraded?
>>527890953In other words you're a cuck in a 'open relationship'.
>>527891097>virgin>>527891104Unfortunately my cock is huge so I dont have this mental hangup about the blacks stealing my women like you do. We both fuck other people, that's the point.
>>527889741>>527891064If I had ran off by myself and started clearing camps they wouldn't have beaten the wolf and still would have quit when I wasn't around to fix their mistakes.
>>527891263>We both fuck other people, that's the point.disgusting, you're definitely GAY. don't talk to me ever again
>>527891263Ah right you're just baiting, it all makes sense now. Got me good!
>>527891176The only self wanking I did was joking how I' still better than you at nightreign. Any wanking you read beyond that is just your own insecurity taking offense at nothing. Cope.
>>527891226Okay?
>>527891238People really get offended at the idea of casual sex huh, like every girl you fuck you have to marry? Sometimes its just sex. I Guess you wouldn't know.
>>527891443Bi kings run this general. Any hole's a goal.
>>527891263>We both fuck other people, that's the point.Was getting and sharing various forms of herpes also the point? You don't actually think anyone envies your situationship, do you? I have more respect for gooners and coomers than cucks like you.
>>527891513Did you suck Destiny's cock too?
ggs eyerape recluse and executor
Executor is proof that Elden Ring gameplay is far superior when a deflect mechanic is involved. Fighting BBH as him is the best thing ever. Shame his entire gimmick is useless in the game outside styling on bosses.
>>527891263>I lick other guys cum off her, look at me!!yikes lmao
>>527891914from has never understood their own game mechanics and not a single meta has ever been intended
>>527891618>t. Virgin>>527891701Literally who
>>527891956This shows your low self worth. Other guys lick my cum off her. Cope.
>>527892127>the best I can do is share used meat who doesn't give a shit about meI'd stop typing if I were you, cuckboy.
>b-but I also don't care, you're the cuck!!!lmao.
>>527891914Good.
I despise parrying as a mechanic (bar spell parrying) and do not want it to ever be mandatory.
>>527891914Should have just worked like deflecting hardtear desu.
Though maybe that would have been too strong.
>>527892248Shows your own low self worth again. I have a regular partner because the sex is good, I have other casual partners and even have a kid as mentioned. You assume in a casual relationship you're the one getting taken advantage of, because you have low self worth and your dick is small. I dont have that problem.
>>527892446is the cuck chair comfy at least?
>>527892127>Oh you don't need to fuck STD ridden whores to get laid? You must be a virgin.Just because you are invisible to high status women doesn't mean high status women don't exist.
gg
Sorry for dragging you in my remembrance quest.
Fuck that dragon though, the second I use fire grease, he flies out of here.
>>527892446Also me, my kid hates me for it, but whatever, he's not actually my kid anyways.
>>527892691Yeah see again, you hear two people fuck the same girl and your first instinct is that the other guy is Tyrone. Because your dick is small. I'm the other guy, the one she tells you not to worry about. I've fucked married women before, you think just because we shared her that makes me the cuck? You live a sad life.
>>527892696I have my blood tested twice a week. I know I'm fine. Cope more.
>>527892861Sad life, man. Can't relate.
>>527892887>I have my blood tested twice a week. I know I'm fine. Cope more.Yikes. Only a matter of time until you get some bad news. I will pray for you.
>>527892887>I have my blood tested twice a weekwhat? why?
Forgot to add, I've also let a few men fuck me, and sometimes I even pay them to fuck my wife in front of me. People wish they could have this much freedom. Cope, all of you.
>>527892887Ignore these losers lmao you know what's up. I used to fuck bitches on military bases while their hubbies were away in the sandbox. You only live once so you gotta make life count.
>>527893125He fucks a lot of low value high risk women. He also probably fucks men.
>>527893125I donate plasma, they test your blood with every donation.
>>527893191Based.
>>527893093>t. Virgin
>>527893227then blood tests are useless. they'll just give him the bad news once he gets it.
it's the partners who should have the blood tests before fucking him.
>>527892887>>527893191>>527893310>>527891871>pretending to be a different person backing himself upLMAO
>>527892887how do I unsubscribe from you blog?
>>527893393Lurk moar and pay attention to the timestamps before you call out a samefag, newfren.
>>527891413but they would learn
and likely stopped wasting time after a death or two. That's not something you can't come back from
>>527893310you donate plasma twice a week? im pretty sure that's too frequent. in my country you can do it once every 2 week. they won't let you do more.
>>527893610He is lying. He goes to the free aids clinic twice a week because deep down he knows he's playing with fire and will soon be burned.
>>527893331You can just day you're scared of women, that's fine.
>>527893434Stop replying to me and asking me about myself? Or go to the new thread, retard.
>>527893610You may be thinking of donating blood, which is once every 56 days. Plasma is twice a week.
>>527893393lmao pic related
>>527891413you teach them
monkey see monkey do
wtf happened why so many deleted
>>527899359at morning: dsg spam
then: 2 spergs going back and forth for something non elden ring related
Is Nightreign worth it if I found SoTE overly tedious requiring max tank unga bunga at the end?
>>527903625pirate the game and check it
wait for sale at christmas (dlc will have released by then)
or just buy it, it's a fun game imo
>>527882658Stone Soup was peak