Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:02:57 AM
No.527866240
>>527867321
>>527867374
/erg/ - Elden Ring (and Nightreign) General
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:04:07 AM
No.527866303
>>527866403
First for the great unfunnening of nightreign that will happen tonight
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:04:09 AM
No.527866305
>>527866472
Yfw they make the game easier because of all the casuals that complained
>>527866312
post your girlcock and feet NYOWWWWWWWWWWWW
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:05:18 AM
No.527866365
>>527866647
>>527867374
hi
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:05:23 AM
No.527866372
>>527867374
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:05:42 AM
No.527866403
>>527866303
It's not a 1.02, so it is all gonna be minor bug fixes.
At best they make random events/shifting earths a BIT less rare.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:05:46 AM
No.527866406
Revenant buffed
Guardian buffed
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:05:48 AM
No.527866407
>>527866559
>>527866342
This needs to happen
>>527866312
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:05:55 AM
No.527866413
>>527867041
>>527867336
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:06:45 AM
No.527866465
>>527869640
>>527869702
guh
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:06:51 AM
No.527866472
>>527866305
It is too hard. The dog needs to be nerfed. BBH needs to be removed from the castle boss pool. All characters should start with a bell automatically.
Only then will the game be good
erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (UPDATED JUNE 18TH)
>S tier
varreslut
>A tier
gemmy
neko
>B tier
lero sister
zullie
sycjs
miquella goonette
>C tier
neko clone
nora kisaragi
gemmy clone
rellana roleplayer
>D tier
madison
signalisposter
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:07:01 AM
No.527866481
Still don't know if Nightreign has flat defense values or not
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:07:27 AM
No.527866508
>revenant has been revamped into a STR focused build
WTF!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:07:41 AM
No.527866526
>>527866475
What about me?? My name is Anon
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:08:11 AM
No.527866559
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:08:11 AM
No.527866561
>>527866841
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:09:42 AM
No.527866647
>>527867064
>>527867374
>>527866312
>>527866365
we need you on transtakenraw.com
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:11:28 AM
No.527866742
>>527866810
>>527866812
Patch notes??
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:11:33 AM
No.527866750
Cheering on anons from the sidelines!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:12:26 AM
No.527866810
>>527866913
>>527866943
>>527866742
Fixed a bug where the Passive Effect βAdd (Magic/Lightning/Holy) to Weaponβ, when applied to a Bow, made the Physical attack power higher than expected.
Fixed a bug where some non-direct attacks of specific weaponsβ skills would inflict the attribute attack power and status ailment of the weapon.
Fixed a bug where weapons with the βProjectile Damage Drop-Off Reducedβ Passive Effect were not included in the loot pool of chests and felled enemies.
Fixed a bug where the Demon Merchant would not appear when some conditions were met during the Personal Objective βFind the Demon Merchant in Limveldβ of Guardian's Remembrance.
Fixed a bug where Libra, Creature of Night would repeatedly perform some actions.
Fixed a bug that caused the game to become unstable under some circumstances during the battle against Adel, Baron of Night.
Fixed a bug where it was not possible to rescue a player who was near death after being grabbed by Wormface's grab attack.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:12:26 AM
No.527866812
>>527866742
same as every other japanese game, anon.
>fixed some bugs
>adjusted some parameters
>known issues: everything
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:12:31 AM
No.527866816
>>527866853
>>527867002
They need to add in a stat at the endgame screen that shows how much damage each player did to the Nightlord.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:12:59 AM
No.527866841
>>527867550
>>527866561
I swear to god the guardian hate is from people who can only play these games one way
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:13:09 AM
No.527866853
>>527866816
That would promote toxicity.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:13:20 AM
No.527866870
>>527866925
There are people who think this will be a balance patch and not a bugfix patch
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:13:43 AM
No.527866896
I love my doll wife
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:13:57 AM
No.527866913
>>527866974
>>527866810
that is from june 10th patch you dummy
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:14:11 AM
No.527866925
>>527866982
>>527866870
It's too big to be a bugfix
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:14:29 AM
No.527866943
>>527866974
>>527866810
That's not new
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:14:37 AM
No.527866952
>>527867054
I want to huff duchess's boots after a hard fought run...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:14:40 AM
No.527866957
>>527867226
>>527866475
I don't recognize any of these names and I've played with erg a lot.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:14:53 AM
No.527866974
>>527867038
>>527869767
>>527866913
>>527866943
you didn't specify which patch notes...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:15:01 AM
No.527866982
>>527866925
yeah but it's a 1.02.XX patch, if it was a balance patch it would be a 1.03.XX
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:15:07 AM
No.527866989
>>527867064
>>527867374
nora feet x gemmy feet x zullie feet x varreslut feet x lero sister feet x neko paws x sycjs feet x gemmy clone feet x vrchat 'maru feet x pmask tarnished feet x miquella goonette feet x neko clone paws x bbc
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:15:25 AM
No.527867002
>>527867230
>>527866816
No
Did or did you not beat the nightlord
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:16:00 AM
No.527867038
>>527866974
Dumb ass nigga go sit in the corner or something and think about your behaviour
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:16:17 AM
No.527867054
>>527867475
>>527870616
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:16:25 AM
No.527867064
>>527867240
>>527867374
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:17:20 AM
No.527867105
>>527867451
>>527867465
great start to the thread
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:17:56 AM
No.527867136
>>527867795
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:19:19 AM
No.527867226
>>527866957
half of them have been gone for a while anon
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:19:21 AM
No.527867230
>>527874034
>>527867002
Sounds like you're afraid to see how hard you got carried tbdesu
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:19:34 AM
No.527867240
>>527867064
Th,is. So much this.
Do you think Duchess could restage herself getting pounded so she can feel it twice?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:20:23 AM
No.527867282
>>527867246
yea thats the whole point
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:20:24 AM
No.527867284
>>527867353
They should show how much damage received/individual death count too
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:21:08 AM
No.527867321
>>527866240 (OP)
How the fuck did they get away with making him so hot?
I played Raider for the first time
What a miserable experience, I hated that so much
Why would your skill be reliant on taking damage in a game with minimal heals, why does it take so long to actually do so the boss will have moved away by the time it goes off? I'm guessing the idea is that like you're supposed to let small enemies hit you, then save the hit for the bosses? But even then it's not worth it
And the ultimate, it was absolutely more of a hindrance than a help, I legitimately felt like I was sabatoging my ream by using it
I hate Raider so much but I guess I have more respect for people who play him but are good?
I'll probably get him better the more I play him but he's the only one I've played and actually not liked
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:21:23 AM
No.527867336
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:21:30 AM
No.527867345
>>527867246
Only works on damage dealt to enemies so if she was fucking you then yea
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:21:37 AM
No.527867353
>>527867284
They need a damage parser on the side of the screen at all times
>>527866240 (OP)
>shitra OP
>>527866312
>>527866342
>>527866365
>>527866372
>>527866475
>>527866647
>>527866989
>>527867064
>/dsg/troon immediately starts flooding the thread
guess we know whoβs behind this shit now. kill yourself
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:22:23 AM
No.527867394
>>527867503
>>527867334
Use your ability to trade for damage idiot
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:22:41 AM
No.527867410
>>527867374
uh oh
nervie has been struckie!!!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:22:56 AM
No.527867420
>>527867374
oh wow please tell me more about how you feel
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:23:00 AM
No.527867421
>>527867503
>>527867334
>Why would your skill be reliant on taking damage in a game with minimal heals, why does it take so long to actually do so the boss will have moved away by the time it goes off? I'm guessing the idea is that like you're supposed to let small enemies hit you, then save the hit for the bosses? But even then it's not worth it
Damage taken is reduced when you use it and you can't die when using it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:23:05 AM
No.527867424
>>527867246
She can't use it on herself because then thw restage would include her using the restage and she'd get stuck in a loop forever
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:23:28 AM
No.527867439
>>527867503
>>527867334
you have massive damage resist and can't die during your skill
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:23:42 AM
No.527867451
>>527867105
ignore and report dsg spammers
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:23:59 AM
No.527867465
>>527867374
Good post which correctly identified and angered the culprit of shitty threads.
>>527867105
Accurate assessment.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:24:13 AM
No.527867475
>>527867054
Why did you have this particular image on hand
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:24:40 AM
No.527867503
>>527867540
>>527867606
>>527867394
The boss does more damage than me and had more health, that's a bad trade
>>527867421
>>527867439
I feel like the boss just knocks me out of it constantly but I'm guessing that's wrong and I'm just doing it wrong
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:24:50 AM
No.527867512
>>527867374
it's gennie culture thoughjeeit
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:24:58 AM
No.527867518
>>527867545
>>527867549
>>527867334
These are the fucking people that are arguing with you when you post in erg.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:25:21 AM
No.527867540
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:25:24 AM
No.527867541
>>527867673
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:25:25 AM
No.527867545
>>527867518
wtf is this real
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:25:29 AM
No.527867549
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:25:29 AM
No.527867550
>>527866841
guardian is only good for sex and that is it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:25:37 AM
No.527867558
>>527867623
go back to your dead general then, 12
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:25:51 AM
No.527867571
>>527867374
Yeah I will say thatβs definitely a little too coincidental. Then again these threads have been ass for at least the past two weeks now.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:26:31 AM
No.527867606
>>527867696
>>527867503
You get super armour, can't die, and can't be knocked out of it.
You'll lose like 25% of your hp bar max against the hardest hitting shit.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:26:44 AM
No.527867623
>>527867558
shut up terr filthy ergite you betrayed us
honestly, life at the roundtable sounds great.
you can ask for any food you like, there's books on everything, a nice garden, the sea for a swim, comfy beds. the butler is a literal AI who will do anything you ask, probably rub your feet too.
then, when you feel like working, you can literally go and fight monsters to save the world, most satisfying work there is.
if you need companionship you got for all tastes; there's a loli, there's a classic attractive blonde, there's the great chest ahead dark woman.
for women there's wylder and ironeye that i think are both blu eyed fit blondes, there's guardian if they're into furry stuff.
executor is just there. he'll probably be happy painting and staring into the sun for eternity.
why are the nightfarers so depressed? they basically live in a eternal utopia.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:27:31 AM
No.527867673
>>527867541
What's his counter offer for this?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:27:47 AM
No.527867684
>>527867738
I just noticed when rev gets hit she spews blue goo
>>527867606
Yeah I definitely just was doing it wrong then
Is my guess on how to use it right? Or does it wear off unless you keep getting hit
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:27:59 AM
No.527867702
>>527867758
Remember: do not interact.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:28:15 AM
No.527867719
23 go back, don't even care what a terr is
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:28:31 AM
No.527867729
>>527867780
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:28:41 AM
No.527867738
>>527867684
her mouth also moves
this means she is fuckable
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:29:01 AM
No.527867750
>>527869389
>>527867661
because canonically by the start of the game's events its 3 days until the apocalypse
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:29:09 AM
No.527867758
>>527867702
why did you take these screenshots of yourself
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:29:11 AM
No.527867759
>>527867696
You just use the punch when you know you're going to be hit and you'll take less damage
Stop talking about my wife like that!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:29:26 AM
No.527867780
>>527867848
>>527867729
cool but why letterboxed
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:29:28 AM
No.527867782
>>527867821
I played with terr once. They were nice
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:29:48 AM
No.527867795
>>527867848
>>527867136
Gay ass faggot pozzed AI. Kill whoever created this shit.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:30:02 AM
No.527867808
>>527869389
>>527867661
>why are the nightfarers so depressed? they basically live in a eternal utopia.
Because they are all fucking dead. The roundtable hold is much more like purgatory.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:30:12 AM
No.527867821
>>527868118
>>527867782
Hoe do you tell if someone is or isn't nice? It's just pings
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:30:15 AM
No.527867825
>>527867847
>>527867772
Really need those toes in my mouth
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:30:21 AM
No.527867832
>>527867696
it does wear off but the duration of his passive is longer than the cooldown of his skill
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:30:41 AM
No.527867847
>>527867929
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:30:41 AM
No.527867848
>>527868598
>>527867780
it was like that when I downloaded it from reddit
>>527867795
stay mad
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:30:52 AM
No.527867864
yurmites are getting too cocky
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:30:57 AM
No.527867872
>>527867772
She's so cool...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:31:19 AM
No.527867891
>>527868292
>527867758
is your own reflection that shameful you have to imagine thatβs someone else? what a miserable existence you lead
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:31:45 AM
No.527867927
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:31:46 AM
No.527867929
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:32:23 AM
No.527867962
On the flipside, played Ironeye
Really cool, I like him a lot. Not a lot to say
I like the weird debuffing dodge thing you can use and break
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:32:50 AM
No.527867983
>>527867875
You can't say that to her though.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:33:15 AM
No.527868015
>>527867875
She's a child...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:34:32 AM
No.527868090
>>527868131
>>527869389
>>527867661
Anon the Roundtable Hold is literally being swallowed by the earth and is terribly dilapidated
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:34:32 AM
No.527868091
>>527868170
This general is about what I expected it to be.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:35:04 AM
No.527868118
>>527868174
>>527867821
If they weren't ping spamming, didn't die too much and stuck together with the group to a reasonable enough extent I assume they are a nice person
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:35:17 AM
No.527868131
>>527868090
why cant they just move it somewhere else
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:35:49 AM
No.527868170
>>527868226
>>527868091
We get raided by another general around this time every other day, eet ees what eet ees
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:35:54 AM
No.527868174
>>527868228
>>527868118
Seems like a low bar
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:36:05 AM
No.527868187
Holy shit just tried stuff out on the dummy and found out the "Boosts Attack Power of Added Affinity Attacks" on Golden Dew and Night of the Lord stack for 1.10 * 1.10 = 21% more affinity damage
Not only that, but any pure affinity weapon like when you get a Sacred X or Flame Y weapon you also get 21% more damage straight up, so not only when you have an affinity enchant buff on. It also increases Ash of War skill damage that are affinity based like Glintstone Dart, Blade of Death, or Taker's flames
Does not effect spells or incants though
>They added voice chat settings
There goes all the fun Nightreign had
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:36:42 AM
No.527868226
>>527868170
Australian evening
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:36:46 AM
No.527868228
>>527868174
And yet so many fail to reach it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:37:11 AM
No.527868252
>>527868203
I blame DS2 apologists
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:37:14 AM
No.527868260
>>527868203
No they didnt
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:37:49 AM
No.527868292
>>527867891
what is blud waffling about
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:38:14 AM
No.527868317
>>527867696
Also landing your punch refills your stamina so it's good to throw it out at the end of a combo if you're going to be swinging a lot
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:38:41 AM
No.527868347
>>527868270
Shape, taste, softness
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:39:20 AM
No.527868380
>>527867041
What the fuck is this AI
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:39:25 AM
No.527868385
>>527868431
bro come on man what the fuck
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:39:39 AM
No.527868394
>>527868270
wiggling my toes right now
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:39:43 AM
No.527868401
>>527868460
>>527868270
she's not that fat
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:39:46 AM
No.527868405
>>527868203
Console ER has coop voice chat and it's pretty comfy
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:40:04 AM
No.527868431
>>527868513
>>527868385
patch incoming
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:40:08 AM
No.527868437
which phase 3 boss are we starting with bros?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:40:26 AM
No.527868451
>serpent hunter skill doesn't use its full power
laaaaame
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:40:39 AM
No.527868460
>>527868401
Revenant is modular so yes she is
>>527868431
well fuck guess i'll spam some shit i made in the meantime what's in the new patch>?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:42:16 AM
No.527868538
>>527868861
>>527868513
Dunno yet give it an hour or two bandai's always late
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:42:30 AM
No.527868550
>>527868861
>>527868513
You could post more Libra art
>>527868513
we will know in a bit more than an hour. This might be the patch with 3rd phases for nightlords, but we'll see
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:43:10 AM
No.527868593
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:43:14 AM
No.527868598
>>527867848
Yes, I will stay mad at the AI shit talking Rev. read reply chains dude
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:43:27 AM
No.527868613
>>527868270
More like this pretty please.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:44:44 AM
No.527868679
>>527868586
>This might be the patch with 3rd phases for nightlords, but we'll see
It definitely isn't, they'd announce that with fanfare.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:45:06 AM
No.527868694
>>527868586
it's just a minor patch innit
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:46:50 AM
No.527868774
>>527868881
why would they put the maintenance on wagie hours. i want to play with casual people.
>>527868550
i hate libra
>>527868538
>>527868586
what 3rd phase????
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:49:09 AM
No.527868881
>>527868774
they put it on a convenient time for their workday in japan
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:49:19 AM
No.527868895
>>527868861
Enhanced nightlord fights being added this month
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:49:54 AM
No.527868928
>>527869147
>>527869326
>>527868861
>wasting 18 whole seconds instead of just turning around instantly
>have to now listen to thirdies screeching and the sound of melanated fire detectors
Great update
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:51:16 AM
No.527869000
>>527869121
>>527869142
are the hard mode bosses out?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:51:26 AM
No.527869014
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:51:32 AM
No.527869020
Revenant
>Uwu so kawaii!
>I love her feet!
>9/10 would smash!
Royal Revenant
> -_____- ...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:52:05 AM
No.527869053
>>527869103
>>527869217
>>527868930
Yeepppp oh hell no I don't want vc in the game. Even if you can disable it they will assume you can hear them, which would lead to clown games with clown routing
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:52:52 AM
No.527869103
>>527869217
>>527869237
>>527869053
Why are you playing with randoms
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:53:08 AM
No.527869121
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:53:28 AM
No.527869142
>>527869236
>>527869308
>>527869000
yeah bro we're all fighting them right now
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:53:34 AM
No.527869147
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:54:49 AM
No.527869217
>>527869376
>>527869053
>>527869103
Voicechat was a clown call in itself, they should've added better / more context-related pings or some reaction/precreated text wheel or something.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:55:02 AM
No.527869236
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:55:05 AM
No.527869237
>>527869308
>>527869907
>>527869103
It's funny and cute, and randoms are equally skilled with my friends
I still win majority of the time so it's fine
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:55:43 AM
No.527869267
>>527869497
>>527868930
Blunc, you'll disable it right away. Why are you making up scenarios to be mad at?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:56:24 AM
No.527869308
>>527869237
This desu
>>527869142
Damn, modders getting to playing cut content early
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:56:45 AM
No.527869326
>>527868928
that recluse was giving me mixed signals
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:57:03 AM
No.527869346
>>527879767
>finally able to explain everyone how Miquella did nothing wrong
I have written a thesis about it...
>>527867041
I though feeding him a picture of Revenant where she doesn't really look like a loli would change his mind. But nope. I suppose this AI just doesn't like Revenant.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:57:35 AM
No.527869376
>>527869579
>>527868930
>>527869217
Hard agree. I appreciate that theyβre trying to implement more means of communication, but this is justβ¦ not it. Makes me even more glad this game doesnβt have PvP now.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:57:45 AM
No.527869389
>>527869619
>>527868090
seems just like an island to me. where is it being swallowed? i don't see it
>>527867808
>The roundtable hold is much more like purgatory
alright, but it's nice. it literally looks like life. there's food and beds, so there still are the needs of the living.
>>527867750
but they can keep it at bay. they could defeat the nightlord and keep the rune. this way the roundtable doesn't end and the nightlord is stopped
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:58:23 AM
No.527869421
>>527869356
Revenant players are to be shunned for not picking literally anybody else.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:58:46 AM
No.527869445
>>527869356
>She looks like some virgin anime fantasy
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:58:55 AM
No.527869461
>>527869487
Why are you guys just lying about a voice chat that isn't in the game
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:59:22 AM
No.527869487
>>527869461
because why would anyone go on the internet and tell lies?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:59:31 AM
No.527869497
>>527869267
not the point and thatβs just putting a bandaid on the issue
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:00:46 PM
No.527869579
>>527869376
When they implement a covenant to invade other people's abyss vortex portal thingies and take control of the NPCs shit's gonna be peak
Oh also being able to make a visual route/draw on the map persistently would allow for some nice tactical communication
and drawing the map full of dicks
where you'd have the option to hide others' drawings just in case of that
>>527869356
Simply be onmodel
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:01:16 PM
No.527869619
>>527869794
>>527869389
Half of it is in the ground with vegetation pushing through the remaining level
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:01:25 PM
No.527869625
>>527870069
>>527868861
at level 7, you could've easily taken him
You can play solo for a bit until the server is back up.
You can win your solos, right?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:01:37 PM
No.527869640
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:02:23 PM
No.527869685
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:02:36 PM
No.527869702
>>527869864
>>527866465
My rando groups always deal with the pot trolls, but I honestly wish we'd just swerve and go somewhere else
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:02:40 PM
No.527869707
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:03:38 PM
No.527869767
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:04:09 PM
No.527869794
>>527869619
maybe it was just teleported there like this, just like the nightfarers.
its clearly the roundtable from leyndell/elden ring. it was ripped from it's original place and planted there. they could simply dig it out to get more room. raider would be happy to dig for weeks i think.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:04:25 PM
No.527869809
>>527869638
But the heart of the game is jolly cooperation...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:04:58 PM
No.527869848
>>527869638
>here, play this cooperative game solo
Fuck no, if I wanted to play solo, I'd play Elden Ring.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:05:04 PM
No.527869857
>>527869925
>>527869598
Now weβre talking! Some of you robots are alright!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:05:10 PM
No.527869864
>>527870024
>>527869702
The problem with pot trolls is that they're both annoying and that their rewards are the worst
Kind of weird that I rejoice whenever I see crucible knights in the castle since that's essentially a guaranteed level 14-15 run
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:05:40 PM
No.527869904
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:05:44 PM
No.527869907
>>527869237
a reply to my own post:
One of the most memorable moments for me so far has been when two randos were emoting so hard after we won against Heolstor. I always pinged our next locations to clear and never went down. One of them happened to be revenant so it was extra cute when they did those emotes.
is malenia harder than the nightlords?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:05:54 PM
No.527869925
>>527869857
Damn I didn't realize we were on /r9k/
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:06:08 PM
No.527869952
>>527869638
I play this game to feed the revenant on my team and feel proud when they're useful
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:06:33 PM
No.527869978
>>527870060
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1013
it has a specific message saying it's under maintenance, if you try any other number it's the generic 'Oops, something went wrong... The page you are looking does not exist or has been removed.', only the link above has the unique message so it means something's cooking
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:07:12 PM
No.527870024
>>527869864
Nah, it makes sense. I come from the basement and when I first hop into the cellar I always pray a Crucible Knight is waiting for me on the ledge
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:07:31 PM
No.527870043
>>527870194
>>527869910
Shills will say yes but I don't think so
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:07:48 PM
No.527870060
>>527870318
>>527869978
but it's been 2 hours :'(
>>527869625
guess those guys decided to wait till we were stronger
>>527869910
good question...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:08:03 PM
No.527870086
>>527870194
>>527869910
ye, a lot of er bosses are harder than the nightlords, its the runback and coop that makes them harder
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:09:39 PM
No.527870179
>>527869910
Purely mechanically? Yes.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:09:40 PM
No.527870181
>>527870280
A new Nightfarer should be a full size Warrior Jar
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:09:42 PM
No.527870183
>>527870069
>blade of calling
Oh hey the fight was well worth it then
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:09:42 PM
No.527870184
>>527870069
'tis a shame. learning to fight the hunter made me feel very satisfied.
>>527870043
>>527870086
Malenia is only hard due to waterfowl which has blatant weaknesses that you can procure guaranteed, while you can definitely not get ideal matchup weapons for the Nightlords.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:11:03 PM
No.527870280
>>527870328
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:11:13 PM
No.527870293
>>527870886
>>527870194
Malenia is still more challenging, the nightlords are not that tough, they're just overwhelming in their grandiose comparatively
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:11:29 PM
No.527870315
>>527870437
>>527870550
>>527869910
Malenia has one fucking move that makes her difficult.
WFD.
She's not mechanically nuanced like Rellana or a giant spongy slog like Radahn. She has one move. And 100% of the "difficulty" of the fight on launch was learning how to dodge that one singular move after it invariably kills you in it's single sequence.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:11:30 PM
No.527870318
>>527870445
>>527870060
maintenance was supposed to last 3 hrs
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:11:34 PM
No.527870321
>>527870886
>>527872595
>>527870194
That's just shitter cope
It's true that the waterfowl is a run ender if you don't know how to deal with it but it's not the only thing that makes Malenia hard
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:11:41 PM
No.527870328
>>527870280
But enough about your mother
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring-nightreign/personality-test
guys there's an official personality test for your nightfarer
did you take it already?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:11:51 PM
No.527870339
>>527870069
It's really just a more efficient use of your time to fight the Bell Bearing Hunter at a higher level
You're in one shot range at level 7 so the risk of doing multiple death runs is very high and he's tanky as fuck so you're going to probably spend 5 minutes on him. May as well clear the upper part of the castle then come back and steamroll him in 2 minutes instead with little risk when your level is higher
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:11:53 PM
No.527870341
i know im hard
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:12:09 PM
No.527870358
>>527866475
One time I asked an anon on /erg/ to help me kill astel and their character name was snowbunny so I blocked them
New nightlord drops and it's Godwyn, complete with a phase 2 deathblight transformation.
Night 1 boss is Malenia
Night 2 boss is Promised Consort Radahn.
You in or out?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:12:59 PM
No.527870420
>>527870334
i did and got executor
which is apparently a common result
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:13:05 PM
No.527870425
>>527870334
Yeah it gave me Wylder
That's probably the character I want to play the least
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:13:11 PM
No.527870437
>>527870602
>>527870315
>rellana
there is some video on youtube that just counters all her moves, she is piss easy
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:13:16 PM
No.527870441
>>527869910
From my co-op experience with retarded hosts (who have the freedom to make their own builds btw), yes
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:13:19 PM
No.527870445
>>527870318
It's only been 2 hours and 13 minutes
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:13:23 PM
No.527870450
>>527870650
>>527862415
I got like 2k hrs in Elden Ring and all I know is how to get flasks and how to get gear of a specific element . I know to go into a mine and kill the troll for a level 2 smithing stone. They didn't change his poise so you can still charged heavy+ charged heavy into a stun, whack him a couple of times then as he gets up hit his head and repeat. I try to fight easy bosses for buffs and some runes. I kill trash mobs that take 1-2 to kill because it seems like a good deal rune wise. It's 1k per mob for no effort so I think it's worth it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:14:34 PM
No.527870531
>>527870334
i got duchess lol
i never even played 1 run with her
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:14:44 PM
No.527870550
>>527870886
>>527870194
>>527870315
>let's just ignore her other big thing that severely punishes mistakes by her healing so you can't just face tank with 15 flasks
>just don't get hit, bro
Bad faith argument because it applies to Nightlord fights as well
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:14:48 PM
No.527870554
>>527870409
steam achievement unlock rate 0.01%
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:15:29 PM
No.527870602
>>527870437
there's a video on youtube of a person L2ing Malenia to death
Anyways I'm not saying Rellana is hard. I'm saying she's mechanically nuanced. Nearly every single attack she does and it's subsequent followups have differences in follow-ups/enders dependent on distance, player action, and even which side you rolled on.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:15:33 PM
No.527870606
>>527870729
>Mirror Knight boss
>spawn copies of all of you with the same loadout ala mimic tear
K I N O
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:15:46 PM
No.527870616
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:15:53 PM
No.527870623
Imagine Malenia vs Raipder trio
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:16:02 PM
No.527870632
>>527870334
This is worse than the AC6 marketing
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:16:05 PM
No.527870639
>>527870409
i'm in for a lot of pain, like always. but i'll get it in the end.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:16:16 PM
No.527870650
>>527870450
Everything you described is what you should do. This is enough to carry 85% of rando squads.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:17:19 PM
No.527870729
>>527870791
>>527870995
>>527870606
would be even better if it let players invade there
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:18:11 PM
No.527870783
>>527869910
Id say
malenia
maliketh
mohg
Then a shit ton of dlc bosses are all harder than most the nightlords if not all of them, and arguably bbh and bbk
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:18:12 PM
No.527870785
Dryleaf Dane style karate man when
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:18:17 PM
No.527870791
>>527870882
>>527870729
PvP isn't happening
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:19:50 PM
No.527870882
>>527870993
>>527871725
>>527870791
Tendiechads won...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:19:54 PM
No.527870886
>>527871010
>>527871282
>>527870321
>>527870293
She can be literally perma-hitstunned anon.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF_Gksd_4Y0
Just slapping endure and using a bigger weapon makes her fold, allowing mashing R1 into her like you're playing Skyrim. The guy isn't even using an optimized loadout or tons of consumables you can stack. You can't exactly do that in NR, not even with Raider. Heliostor, Libra and Fulghor are harder than her.
She is the classic Lady Maria or Friede, both of which aren't hard at all if you're using anything larger thant a straightsword and any build has access to such weaponry.
>>527870550
>Vow of Indomitable
>Barricade Shield
>Endure
>BHS
>etc. all are guaranteed drops for you unlike in NR
You're all just being contrarian because Nightreign is popular and the sentiment that OMGNIGHTLORDZ R SO HARD is currently popular, but falling into opposite pitfall is kinda silly. Without free winding grace the Nightlords are harder than a good chunk of base ER endgame bosses.
There's nothing better to do while servers are down, so let's have that exact same conversation again, but try be a little more creative this time:
What new camps/bosses do you want to see?
>pontiff dogs
>curse rotted greatwood
>mimic tear camp
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:21:34 PM
No.527870993
>>527871307
>>527870882
No PvP has always been the weakest link of Fromsoft games and was well overdue for discarding
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:21:40 PM
No.527870995
>>527870729
>Mirror knight raid
>get matched with other expeditions for pvp in an arena
KINOOOO
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:21:47 PM
No.527871007
>>527870334
>what will you use
Don't care
>what big power do you want
don't care
An expected outcome
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:21:50 PM
No.527871010
>>527871502
>>527870886
>boss is easy if you know how to cheese it
wowzers
here's your nightlord bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVybcf2h478
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:22:26 PM
No.527871049
>>527870334
Im... Wyld....
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:25:05 PM
No.527871196
>>527871389
>>527870937
Skeleton Wheels
Phalanx
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:25:08 PM
No.527871201
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:25:53 PM
No.527871258
>>527871324
>>527871495
>game so popular the website goes crashing
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:26:17 PM
No.527871282
>>527871502
>>527870886
>all are guaranteed drops for you unlike in NR
That's moving the goal posts, if you want to include fight preparation, which has nothing to do with the fight being mechanically challenging.
A run to a Nightlord will always take ~40 minutes tops and you can steer with relics or just pick a less RNG dependent class.
You are also getting a free revive with the option of up to four more.
Starting ER from scratch to assemble a noob friendly counter build and reach Malenia takes how long?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:26:35 PM
No.527871307
>>527871453
>>527870993
>He says, eyes glazed over as he kills nobles in limgrave once again
C-Co-op chads won
>As he gets team wiped by an NPC invader, being denied the sweet release of death, while helplessly watching his levels tick down, knowing he has already lost
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:26:35 PM
No.527871308
>>527870334
I've done it twice with slightly different answers and got Executor both times
I mostly player Raider and Guardian
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:26:45 PM
No.527871324
>>527871258
yep, we're lucky to get such a great game to play.
i'd honestly never imagined such a thing
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:26:45 PM
No.527871325
>>527870937
New center Stronghold enemy variant: Silver Knights and Silver Knight Archers
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:27:30 PM
No.527871362
>>527871471
>>527870334
nah man i ain't no fuckin bird what is this shit
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:27:57 PM
No.527871389
>>527871196
>skeleton wheel invasion event
>lightning fast, over in seconds
>a stampede of skeleton wheels spawn in, roll across your group then despawn
>they give 2k souls each, you need to kill as many as possible without being flattened by them
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:27:57 PM
No.527871390
>>527871445
Who else "As long as two of the effects is what I want then it'll do" here?
>tfw 520hp at level 2
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:28:13 PM
No.527871398
>>527870937
from DS2 if they elden ringed their speed
>dinosaur dog jaws from the green dlc area
>blue reindeer from horsefuck valley
>halberd elephants
>ruin sentinels
>sir alonne but as a skin for executor
from DS3
>ringed k***hts
>pontiff dogs
>pus of man
>lothric knights forma de grand archives (giga poise and elementally buffed colossal swords)
>winged knights
All bosses would be welcome if they sped them up or generally updated them imo
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:29:01 PM
No.527871445
>>527871572
>>527871390
who else benefits from vigor maxing
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:29:07 PM
No.527871453
>>527871307
>treats losing to NPC nightfarers as a default outcome
is this the true power of pvpchads?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:29:27 PM
No.527871470
wow i got shifting earth event again after a while
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:29:28 PM
No.527871471
>>527871607
>>527871632
>>527871362
>High-mobility defensive tank
>High-mobility
>Only character that fat rolls
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:29:54 PM
No.527871495
>>527875038
>>527871258
Bandai Namco funnily has nothing else but Elden Ring and Nightreign to carry them for the foreseeable future all their other games are flopping badly
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:30:01 PM
No.527871502
>>527871745
>>527872046
>>527871010
>has to rely on a specific, non-guaranteed rare consumable (that can spawn alongside other aromatics) with specific spawnpoints and takes multiple runs
vs
>guaranteed abundant loot in a single-seed world of ER
Come on now
>>527871282
>Starting ER from scratch to assemble a noob friendly counter build and reach Malenia takes how long?
I mean its kind of preposterous to talk about moving goal posts and then introduce metrics like "noob friendly" and "starting run from scratch".
But if we're gonna introduce such plenthora of factors and count everything I can just say that playing with friends and fighting Malenia/Mohg/Maliketh is gonna be considerably easier than fighting a run-of-the-mill-nothing-crazy Fulghor run.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:31:20 PM
No.527871572
>>527871445
Literally anyone who isn't hungry for specific relics
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:31:38 PM
No.527871591
Bang a red eyed stagger resistant capra demon in the castle basement with 4 rot dogs
Give the BBH complainers a reason to apologize
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:31:50 PM
No.527871607
>>527871747
>>527871471
if you press L3 you can sprint really fast with him
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:32:00 PM
No.527871618
>>527871764
>>527870334
This is retarded. It's going to give most Wylder(for people that don't want to play him) and the off chance it gives them something else, they don't even touch that character.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:32:02 PM
No.527871624
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:32:09 PM
No.527871632
>>527871471
>Slow-walk turtlestance and only backhops for all rolls
wow such mobility
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:33:33 PM
No.527871724
>>527871794
>>527870409
malenia would be a non-issue in Nightreign unless they super buffed her, surge sprint would trivialize Waterfowl and that's her only threatening move.
it would have to be something like, her clone phase spawns three copies of herself that each target a different player, and they all detonate into rot nukes (a la Maris sleep bomb) if you don't kill them fast enough / a player other than their target kills a clone
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:33:35 PM
No.527871725
>>527871812
>>527870882
If PvP is a big focus in that game I'm simply not buying it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:33:40 PM
No.527871732
>>527871804
>>527871932
What's the update about?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:33:50 PM
No.527871745
>>527872216
>>527871502
So you are saying nightlord bosses aren't hard, the hard part is the random seed Nightreign.
Glad we can agree that mechanically, Malenia is the harder boss then.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:33:53 PM
No.527871747
>>527871607
Imagine if he was the only character who could only do the regular sprint
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:34:13 PM
No.527871764
>>527871979
>>527871618
its just a silly little thing anon, dont get worked up
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:34:38 PM
No.527871794
>>527871724
>her clone phase spawns three copies of herself that each target a different player
>and they all detonate into rot nukes (a la Maris sleep bomb) if you don't kill them fast enough / a player other than their target kills a clone
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:34:51 PM
No.527871804
>>527871732
They nerfed your main
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:35:00 PM
No.527871812
>>527871725
it is, it's about a group of players competing for "moon tears". It's a battle royale with cooperation elements
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:36:21 PM
No.527871883
>>527872025
Deathblight nightlord when?
Scarlet rot nightlord when?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:36:35 PM
No.527871897
>>527871982
>>527872050
when does the maintenance finish?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:36:55 PM
No.527871921
>>527872107
>assume at first Raider is just a generic "haha le grug man tard stronk meme funni"
>he interacts with a lot of the cast in a serious way, has an entire plot point with Duchess and even gives her an advice which becomes important to both her and Wylder endings
Nightreign showing even a little bit of character interactions instead of autistic fucks from souls games feels uncanny
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:37:06 PM
No.527871932
>>527871732
Banning people with cheated relics.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:37:44 PM
No.527871979
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:37:46 PM
No.527871982
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:38:37 PM
No.527872025
>>527872123
>>527871883
>Deathblight nightlord when?
One can only hope
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:38:40 PM
No.527872027
>>527872109
Where are the NOTES
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:38:58 PM
No.527872046
>>527871502
>and then introduce metrics like "noob friendly" and "starting run from scratch".
That's what arguing
>Malenia is easy if you get all this shit
>but Nightlord hard without right pickup :sadface:
gets you
You're also discounting the fact that people had over three years to learn and break Malenia while Nightlords have been available for like a month or two.
And Nightlords are already getting clowned on plenty already.
Which NIghtlord mechanic is that big of a fuck you as the combination of Waterfowl, Lifesteal and Rot that can't be solved by simply running away in their fuckhuge arena?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:39:02 PM
No.527872050
>>527871897
When another one begins.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:39:22 PM
No.527872076
>>527872138
>>527872161
what will be the new erg lobby code for hard bosses?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:39:43 PM
No.527872107
>>527871921
>speaks politely with everyone and generally cares for their well-being
It was a big surprise. I really, really prefer when we get more 'human' characters.
Always preferred even something like Sekiro where you played as someone with a personalty, even if he was very softspoken. Tired of create-a-characters honestly
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:39:46 PM
No.527872109
>>527872027
>rebalanced some enemies and items
you're welcome
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:40:06 PM
No.527872123
>>527872227
>>527872532
>>527872025
His ending was pretty cool in elden ring. Ironeye brings some cool implications.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:40:16 PM
No.527872138
>>527872076
erg we run hardmode only
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:40:32 PM
No.527872161
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:41:21 PM
No.527872216
>>527872319
>>527871745
No I am trying to say that either
>everything should be equalized
or
>everything should be factored
with no half-measures when it comes to comparisons.
I.e. same gear and stats bar character abilities (with factored intended level differences).
Or we just compare the overall experience of playing solo and playing co-op and when it comes to that I will concede that they made solo NR too easy while co-op NR (and I would say its primarily a co-op game) is couple magnitudes harder than co-op ER even with revives.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:41:32 PM
No.527872227
>>527872301
>>527872123
I still want to fight the fishman in a nightmare dimension
Seeing that thing move would be horrifying
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:42:41 PM
No.527872301
>>527872425
>>527872227
I liked his ending in Elden Ring is all. Ironeye and the other Fellowship memebers being sentient TWWID is interesting on its own.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:42:51 PM
No.527872319
>>527872216
they simply are not directly comparable because collecting shit in ER is not timed
>if you wanna actually do any damage on ironeye outside of his mark you have to use a melee weapon anyway
Cool game design!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:43:58 PM
No.527872386
>Miyazaki sama i have come to tell that the beta testers have found the nightlords impossible to beat!
>what should we do ishizaki dono?
>we can simply remove last phases where the bosses go to zanzibart mode and remove their second health bar, this will make the game look playable to the westerners
>wow amazing ishizaki, you will add back the 3rd phases and the deathblight true nightlord after a few weeks right?
>yes my lord
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:44:28 PM
No.527872412
>>527872834
>>527872360
yes and?
also charged r2s exist
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:44:37 PM
No.527872425
>>527872520
>>527872301
They're basically a stand in for the chosen undead
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:44:47 PM
No.527872434
>>527872596
FRC Depth 5 HMPH is harder than Malenia.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:44:56 PM
No.527872443
>>527872537
saw there was an all green chalice i could buy, this any decent?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:45:33 PM
No.527872487
>>527872834
>>527872360
Use your charged R2s
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:46:03 PM
No.527872520
>>527872648
>>527872425
Nah they are just unkillable assassins like the batman reboot with the court of owls.
I think its neat.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:46:18 PM
No.527872531
>>527872360
>character with bow and knife as iconic weapons also is expected to use a bit of melee DEX weapons
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:46:22 PM
No.527872532
>>527872752
>>527872123
>Ironeye brings some cool implications
what implications?
i just did ironeye remembrance and i don't get it.
how is he one of those who live in death? he looks human, he just has pale blue eyes
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:46:26 PM
No.527872537
>>527872443
Replace the third one with the gladius relic
Stamina recovery on hit+1 is nutty with fast low-stamina consumption weapons
>elden ring or nightreign
choose your lot, which is the better vidya
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:47:17 PM
No.527872595
>>527870321
>it's not the only thing that makes Malenia hard
True. There's also the thought of Miquella getting fucked.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:47:17 PM
No.527872596
>>527872817
>>527872434
Pthumerian noble is only a cock cause of the throwing attack, anything else is a skill issue on your part
t. grinded 200~ FRC chalices minimum
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:47:22 PM
No.527872605
>>527872561
no i don't wanna choose man
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:47:23 PM
No.527872606
>>527872817
>>527872561
Nightreign cuz i hate icky exploration!!! I just wanna fight stuff
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:47:56 PM
No.527872645
>>527872561
Code Vein 2, I am intrigued by women with negative chest size
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:47:56 PM
No.527872648
>>527872520
So like chosen undead.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:49:22 PM
No.527872752
>>527872885
>>527873049
>>527872532
You didn't notice when the assassin didn't die to Ironeye gutting him and then he laughed at ironeye? The glowing purple eyes?
NR happens post shattering and the shattering happens because godwyn gets assassinated and creates TWWID. Whatever faction Ironeye works for can mind control them or uplift them into something that thinks again.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:49:43 PM
No.527872778
>>527872937
>>527872947
>>527872360
>if you wanna actually do any damage on ironeye outside of his mark
why though? it's a cool long distance iframe dodge that does damage and buffs the damage of everyone in the team. recharges fast, and you can have 2 of them.
seems like something silly to get angry about. are you literally looking for a brainless R1 build that easily kills heolstor?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:50:08 PM
No.527872817
>>527872561
I am having more fun with NR than ER.
Then again I only really had much fun in ER with invasions, which are the best in the series.
Then again I firmly believe that Chalice Dungeons are cooler than base game BB so I am an addict. A virtual gambler. A bone marrow dust sniffler, if you will.
>>527872596
It was more of a jest post but in Co-Op he is probably genuinely harder due to how squishy everyone is.
>>527872606
All exploration in souls games is just walking around and killing shit tho. Your reward is more tools for killing shit. The puzzles are very few and far between the series.
What do people even mean by exploration beyond sightseeing?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:50:25 PM
No.527872834
>>527872989
>>527873021
>>527872487
>>527872412
The DPS of those is still shit, go to the training mode and compare those to just spamming R1 on like a thrusting sword or whatever.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:51:16 PM
No.527872885
>>527873113
>>527872752
i was confused by the fact that they look fully human. they talk and are fully sentient. they don't look like thos who live in death to me
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:51:26 PM
No.527872896
>>527872787
I have never seen one they don't exist
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:51:55 PM
No.527872937
>>527873152
>>527872778
Are you retarded? I didn't say not to use the mark, i'm saying that if you want to contribute any damage beyond just the mark you have to mainly use melee weapons.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:52:01 PM
No.527872947
>>527873152
>>527873368
>>527872778
There's an anon the likes to humiliate himself by saying he doesn't get why people like x because they aren't a pure dps cannon.
Its a gimmick because he only does it with the classes that aren't dps styled so he's doing it on purpose.
He spend days trying to do it with guardian and now he's doing ironeye. Its the same exact formatting and everything. Poor guy.
You are supposed to make fun of him, but that isn't interesting anymore.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:52:37 PM
No.527872989
>>527872834
The other game changing strength of ironeye and his bow is that he doesn't allow bosses to regen their stagger tho
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:52:47 PM
No.527873003
>>527873550
>>527872787
>52 hours
>never got this
honestly, this game has plenty of content hidden under 0.0001% chance of it happening. it's cool when it does, but it'd be cooler to have more frequent variations.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:53:02 PM
No.527873021
>>527873234
>>527872834
Sure melee attacks do more damage, but they have way less uptime
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:53:21 PM
No.527873049
>>527873480
>>527872752
Are the nightfarers WWLID?
When you beat the game you dissolve into grace, I figured you were some variant of multiversal tarnished
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:53:30 PM
No.527873064
doll wife = happy life
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:53:44 PM
No.527873079
>>527872787
>150+ hours
>never seen this thing
Is that a shiny pokemon?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:54:04 PM
No.527873113
>>527873327
>>527872885
>they don't look like thos who live in death to me
They are though.
A fragment of the spear of Fulghor, Champion of Nightglow. Imbued with holy essence through battles in Limveld.
Can briefly, and only with very limited potency, grant its power to other armaments.
When Those Who Live in Death are felled by the Order, they will never rise again.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:54:36 PM
No.527873152
>>527872937
ah, so you mean that you don't do enough damage with bows?
idk i'm fine with it. especially when i use mark to get behind enemies and then use the triple shot.
>>527872947
uh, i guess i don't spend enough time here to know lol
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:55:55 PM
No.527873234
>>527873021
Not really, with a few exceptions.
Bows lose just as much uptime as melees against bosses that constantly run away because of crit range and if you're fighting something where you can stay in crit range consistently, you can usually also melee instead.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:56:36 PM
No.527873290
Been running solos and wanna continue but im scared maintenance ends while I'm in if I queue now
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:57:01 PM
No.527873327
>>527873113
>When Those Who Live in Death are felled by the Order, they will never rise again.
why does it work on the creature at the end of ironeye remembrance? i thought it was priestess after hundreds of years and we get timeported to her. but for a holy blade to be able to kill her, she'd need to be one of those who live in death
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:57:34 PM
No.527873368
>>527873480
>>527872947
NTA but it's a good point against guardian at least
The gameplay loop generally is about playing on a timer to get stronger as fast as possible before facing the last boss.
Playing the slowest/lowest damaging class is obviously not ideal for that unless you're using his steel guard + massive HP as a crutch to not die.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:59:10 PM
No.527873480
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:00:03 PM
No.527873550
>>527873003
I've seen it and the madness enemy invasion with a few madness trolls and knights once each across 100 hours.
In that 100 hours i've played Crater only 4 times, and have never seen the madness tower.
Meanwhile Libra shows up and curses me about 25% of my matches.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:01:02 PM
No.527873624
go go go go
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:01:10 PM
No.527873631
>>527873565
damn they really nerfed wylder? wtf
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:01:27 PM
No.527873646
>>527873565
>Fixed a bug where damage dealt to some enemies when destroying weak points created by Ironeyeβs "Marking" skill was higher or lower than expected.
OH NO NO NO IRONEYE XISTERS
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:01:34 PM
No.527873654
>>527873565
>it's literally nothing
Lazy nigger devs. It's over.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:01:51 PM
No.527873681
>>527873926
>>527874370
>>527873565
>Fixed a bug where players would lose a battle after being revived from near death against a Nightlord or other Night bosses.
>Increased the chance of obtaining weapons with the madness status ailment.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:01:56 PM
No.527873692
>>527874631
Fixes are good, still nothing for lockon though
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:02:00 PM
No.527873696
>>527873565
what a fucking nothingburger
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:02:24 PM
No.527873725
>>527873840
>>527874370
>>527873565
>Increased the chance of obtaining weapons with the madness status ailment.
>Fixed a bug where the Demon Merchant would spawn near the Night's Tide when the Demon Merchant curse event was encountered.
>Fixed a bug where players would lose a battle after being revived from near death against a Nightlord or other Night bosses.
booooo
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:04:11 PM
No.527873840
>>527873725
The tranny discord are playtesters for this stuff they mentioned all this cryptically in the last week.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:04:36 PM
No.527873867
>>527873565
Librabros...we are getting nerfed...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:05:16 PM
No.527873914
>>527874040
>>527874209
>took survery
>forgot to complain about lack of garbs until the final question
Fuck. I hope you guys remembered to
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:05:28 PM
No.527873926
>>527873681
I would hit the madness boof desu.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:06:22 PM
No.527873985
wow the patch is amazing it fixed everything
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:06:24 PM
No.527873990
>>527872787
is that the one that dupes one of your weapons? Ive seen that one
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:07:02 PM
No.527874034
>>527874116
>>527867230
>Anyone not Recluse or Guardian at the bottom
>they will still spam "U DIDNT BEAT DA GAEM" like the useless fucks they are
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:07:10 PM
No.527874040
>>527873914
I did specifically mention that more garbs would be nice, I got you bro
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:08:10 PM
No.527874114
>>527874184
2/3 for all bosses pc
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:08:10 PM
No.527874116
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:09:13 PM
No.527874172
>>527874219
>>527872787
Does this only appeared during rot forest or something?
Because I encountered it too when the forest shifting earth was in rotation.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:09:28 PM
No.527874184
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:09:41 PM
No.527874209
>>527873914
I did it on mine, no worries
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:09:45 PM
No.527874219
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:10:17 PM
No.527874251
>>527867696
>boss about to do anime shit
>use boomer punch
That's all I do and it works well
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:11:40 PM
No.527874345
>>527873565
>Fixed a bug where players would lose a battle after being revived from near death against a Nightlord or other Night bosses.
Goddamn I had those couple of times.
>>527873681
>>527873725
That's kind of cringe.
Libra didn't need to be nerfed and Madness is just Bleed against regular enemies.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:12:49 PM
No.527874421
>>527874496
>>527874370
relax, he's getting hard mode in a week
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:13:52 PM
No.527874490
>>527874370
madness also doesn't apply to every other nightlord anyway
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:13:55 PM
No.527874496
>>527874421
That's not the same
Although I admit I have never fucking seen a madness weapon outside the tower or merchant events, if they're just adding them to the pools then that's "fine"
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:14:02 PM
No.527874507
>>527874895
>>527874370
No, that's a good way to handle it. Madness is an intended way to deal with him, they just barely put it in the game.
His fight itself is identical if you got giga lucky and had the Tower event
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:14:49 PM
No.527874564
>>527874661
>>527874690
trans rights are human rights
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:15:09 PM
No.527874596
>>527874370
these are just bugfixes, they'll do a balance pass later once the game is working as intended
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:15:32 PM
No.527874631
>>527873692
>wending grace fixed
good enough for me
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:15:49 PM
No.527874661
>>527874564
They have a right to a somewhat painless execution.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:16:20 PM
No.527874690
>>527874564
t. recluse mains
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:16:43 PM
No.527874725
>>527874997
>>527877895
ooh yeah i havent seen those phantom things they advertised once in 110 hours
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:16:47 PM
No.527874730
>>527874814
You weren't supposed to use madness weapons against Libra anyway
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:17:52 PM
No.527874814
>>527874895
>>527874949
>>527874730
yes you were you just convinced yourself you weren't out of cope. Madness stuff melts him.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:18:52 PM
No.527874895
>>527874948
>>527875016
>>527874814
>>527874507
I think Nightlord weaknesses are too strong, there is no need to make them stronger
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:19:16 PM
No.527874931
I thought this game would be kind of a friendslop but I've put over 100 hours into it already and I haven't worn myself out yet
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:19:24 PM
No.527874948
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:19:24 PM
No.527874949
>>527875058
>>527874814
Holy is better
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:20:10 PM
No.527874997
>>527874725
Red phantoms do show up occasionally unless this is something else?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:20:19 PM
No.527875016
>>527875134
>>527875184
>>527874895
Sure. But the problem is Madness against him was near unachievable when it was clearly meant to be used.
A better argument is Fulghor, where you can get it every run and it is extremely effective.
How does Arcane status scaling work in Nightreign?
Testing in the training area actually surprised me as even weapons with no ARC scaling or infusion whatsoever do get extra status with Executor as long as they have any status that scales with Arcane.
Even status greases seem to scale with the character's stat regardless of which weapon they're put in.
And it seems to affect status that aren't even related to ARC in base Elden Ring like Frost and Rot.
He's a much better character than I initially thought.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:20:36 PM
No.527875038
>>527871495
They've got Code Vein 2 coming, that's the Elden Ring killer I'm sure
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:20:55 PM
No.527875058
>>527875415
>>527876531
>>527874949
Libra is weak to madness so madness is the best for him.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:21:27 PM
No.527875089
>>527875276
WHERE IS THE FUCKING SURVEY LINK
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:22:06 PM
No.527875134
>>527875190
>>527875343
>>527875016
>Madness against him was near unachievable
You can get it to proc like 2-3 times and thats already plenty
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:23:01 PM
No.527875184
>>527875016
>Sure. But the problem is Madness against him was near unachievable when it was clearly meant to be used.
Yeah but he is also SUPER weak to Holy AND he has an event option to give you a madness weapon at a good chance (or a holy weapon otherwise)
Retards just spread rumours that ANY deal is gonna power him up (which is false) so few people tried it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:23:07 PM
No.527875190
>>527875134
I mean actually GETTING the weapon which is what they fixed, anon. You're gonna make me scream.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:23:49 PM
No.527875245
>>527875369
uhmm did the patch do anything..
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:24:24 PM
No.527875276
>>527875089
it's linked in the previous thread
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:25:18 PM
No.527875343
>>527875134
if you're lucky enough to get it, I've had runs where there are 3 madness camps in limveld and none of them gave a single item that procced the status, Like imagine the frustration of doing 3 holy camps and no one getting a single drop with the damage type.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:25:36 PM
No.527875369
>>527875436
>>527875245
ye it forces Vyke's dogshit spear and Fingerprint cuckshield into the drop tables of normal bosses
t. wylder
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:25:42 PM
No.527875374
>>527875449
>>527875450
>>527875030
>How does Arcane status scaling work in Nightreign?
Identically to Elden Ring.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:25:56 PM
No.527875389
>>527875030
all i know is that str+ runes are worthless on revenant...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:26:12 PM
No.527875415
>>527875487
>>527875058
Madness just makes him transition, you can do that by dealing more damage to him with Holy and interrupting his bubble
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:26:31 PM
No.527875436
>>527875369
I'm certain Fingerprint shield was already in that table, I've seen random runs where birbs have it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:26:40 PM
No.527875449
>>527877816
>>527875374
WRONG
>>527875030
It works on ALL status effects and you don't raise ARC when levelling.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:26:41 PM
No.527875450
>>527875630
>>527875374
except more statuses are affected
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:27:12 PM
No.527875487
>>527875567
>>527875585
>>527875415
It melts his hp too. Its his weakness for a reason.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:28:09 PM
No.527875551
isnt fingerprint shield the best greatshield in nightreign too
>>527875487
Holy stronger
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:28:30 PM
No.527875585
>>527875630
>>527875487
nuuu i said it sucked shut upp!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:28:41 PM
No.527875606
>>527875779
>>527877728
I feel conflicted about the slow flask heal buff now. It heals more than a basic flask and I've now gotten used enough to nightlord movesets that I can see it being really good actually. But it's still kind of dangerous just because it doesn't instantly heal you.
>>527875450
Arcane is working the same as in ER, they changed frost, Arcane still governs statuses and item discovery like in ER.
>>527875567
>>527875585
Libra's weakness is madness though
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:29:32 PM
No.527875665
>>527875794
>>527875630
>>527875567
but why male models?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:29:33 PM
No.527875668
>>527876747
>>527875567
What an odd point to act like a child about
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:29:54 PM
No.527875690
>>527875783
What's your weakness?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:30:25 PM
No.527875736
>>527876628
>>527875630
because interrupts him, in terms of bonus dmg holy is good as weakness elements on other bosses
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:30:57 PM
No.527875779
>>527876050
>>527875606
I feel conflicted about the heavier attack option now. It does more damage than an Initial Standard attack and I've gotten used to the stamina upkeep that I can see it being really good actually. But it's still kind of dangerous just because it doesn't instantly kill the enemy.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:31:00 PM
No.527875783
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:31:07 PM
No.527875794
>>527878254
>>527875665
im bringing sleep to fulgor next time. sleeps so op but so retarded to get and use
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:34:23 PM
No.527876050
>>527876237
>>527875779
lol
I get you but what I meant is that there's situations where you get hit by a random small mob and it takes away your full hp buff for example. That's when the slow flask would have topped you up again
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:36:29 PM
No.527876237
>>527876050
lol
I get you but what I meant is there's situations where you fully charge the heavy attack and it doesn't kill the enemy for example. That's when the Initial Standard attack would have offered more safety.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:40:05 PM
No.527876531
>>527876638
>>527875058
Libra is also weak to getting hit with a sword.
Why not just do that?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:41:23 PM
No.527876628
>>527875736
Everything does big damage on Libra I guess to balance out how aggressive he gets. Madness is the best for it.
People couldn't get madness reliably against him due to a bug though and mindbroke themselves into thinking madness didn't matter.
Madness melts him, but most stuff does. Madness melts him and staggrs him.
>>527876531
No, he's not. He's actually resistant to sword attacks and only takes 90% damage from them.
Do you make it a habit to talk out of your ass? Is this some kind of humiliation ritual?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:42:28 PM
No.527876717
>>527876776
>>527876638
thats 110% on libra dummy
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:42:57 PM
No.527876747
>>527875668
We're both getting covered in mud sis, the only difference is I'm right
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:43:03 PM
No.527876758
>>527876638
I'm the post going back and forth with him and I agree he folds to swords. He dies to anything. Madness is just the best when everything is good or above average.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:43:14 PM
No.527876776
>>527876990
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:43:42 PM
No.527876814
>>527876884
>>527876638
>No, he's not.
Yes he is. If you hit him with one, his health goes down.
If he runs out of health, you win.
You would know that if you were actually playing the game instead of wanking over spreadsheets.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:44:45 PM
No.527876884
>>527877074
>>527876814
We accept your surrender, kiddo.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:46:00 PM
No.527876990
>>527876776
nope. or are you going to say the scorpion takes MORE damage from slash and standard lmfao
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:46:16 PM
No.527877006
>>527877087
>>527876638
Based and triggered the shitter with FACTS and LOGIC. Xe's now on full meltdown like the little bitch he is.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:47:17 PM
No.527877074
>>527876884
>and so, anon tracked his perceived win in a different Excel table
>this, of course, mattered to exactly nobody
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:47:25 PM
No.527877087
>>527877218
>>527877006
you aren't going to spell truth wrong at him though?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:48:22 PM
No.527877159
>>527877218
>>527877221
>527877087
Shitters and scrubs don't deserve (You)s. If they want that tasty attention their parents denied them, they should contribute to the thread instead of hogging it for their humiliation fetish.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:49:13 PM
No.527877218
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:49:17 PM
No.527877221
>>527877159
But you aren't going to misspell truth at yourself?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:49:25 PM
No.527877237
>>527877749
oh man that city was a disaster lmao
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:50:55 PM
No.527877352
>>527877469
Is the patch already out?
There's no changelog
OOPS i forgot to drop radagon's icon my bad
that shit was so scuffed but we won anyway ggs, goddamn city man
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:51:25 PM
No.527877383
City sucks.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:51:33 PM
No.527877394
>>527878119
>>527877356
scuffed sighting
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:52:24 PM
No.527877452
>>527877582
>>527873565
i don't get it. 3 hours of server maintenance for such little fixes?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:52:34 PM
No.527877467
>>527878119
>>527877356
I thought somebody needed the cheevo so I was prepared to just die in there
But then I saw we were leaving so I was like "oh fuck what am I doing"
And my music is blasting loud as hell so i heard 0 pings until Revenant starting shaking me around by the scruff of my neck like the dunce I was
You're a real hero for trying to save me from my own bad decisions though.
>>527877352
Would it show up if they just fixed shit on their own servers? It's not like they need to push any files on to steam to just correct errors in their own databases. Think about how MMOs can be updated without even taking the servers down.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:54:09 PM
No.527877582
>>527878165
>>527877452
Anon the server maintenance is for the server maintenance. The update is just pushing shit done live.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:54:09 PM
No.527877584
>>527877469
Nopony cares.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:54:13 PM
No.527877587
>>527878985
>>527877469
Theres probably some form of digital handshake happening between the player and the game servers. If they change the servers on their end a patch needs to hand out new handshakes to the player.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:54:15 PM
No.527877591
>>527877458
>anime-fying the goat
fucking weak
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:54:40 PM
No.527877620
>>527878985
>>527877469
The thing is they don't really have servers
The servers are only for matchmaking, the whole game is played P2P through steam, it's like minecraft LAN but automatic
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:55:08 PM
No.527877662
>>527877458
huge nutless sacks on women are my fetish
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:56:10 PM
No.527877728
>>527875606
It's wonderful on Raider and Guardian with flask heals allies relic
>>527877237
>>527877356
I've had all bosses cleared for a long ass time, did one of you give me nox aids or have the devs addressed shifting earth events vanishing after killing every boss?
also gomenasorry for abandoning you in the city
lost my winstreak :(
queue'd with randoms and we jobbed to bugs
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:57:02 PM
No.527877792
>>527877943
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:57:14 PM
No.527877813
>>527877749
It's part of the lore lmao
>>527875449
>and you don't raise ARC
So Executor has the same busted status scaling at all levels?
That's crazy.
>>527875630
>Arcane is working the same as in ER
It's not, in Elden Ring the weapon needs to have Arcane scaling for the status on it to be affected.
In Nightreign literally every weapon is affected by it regardless of infusion, and also greases when put on any weapon will also have higher values.
This makes Executor even more flexible than Wylder when it comes to what weapons he can use effectively.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:57:18 PM
No.527877818
>have near-perfect run
>other wylder is already on 3 bars to revive
>heolstor isn't even at half health
wow
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:57:36 PM
No.527877842
>>527877943
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:58:17 PM
No.527877895
>>527874725
Where did they advertise them?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:58:19 PM
No.527877902
>>527877942
>>527878017
How does it work if I have 2 different 'starting wep gets x dmg type'? I'm going to assume the one greyed out simply doesn't take place and the other one still works as normal, but I rather ask before fucking up a game.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:58:21 PM
No.527877903
>>527877749
shifting earths were never broken.
>>527877816
Arcane works the same in NR and ER. It governs status buildup for Arcane scaling effects and governs item discovery.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:58:58 PM
No.527877942
>>527878151
>>527877902
just fucking go to the sparring grounds and look jesus christ
>>527877792
nope, just me
>>527877842
I love boobs
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:59:27 PM
No.527877972
>>527878402
>>527877816
>and also greases when put on any weapon will also have higher values.
Come again? As in, Executor gets more bang for his buck on greases?
I'm ignoring the guy saying they're the exact same
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:00:03 PM
No.527878017
>>527877902
First one happens. See how the red icon is on both but the first one isn't greyed out?
The effects read top to bottom like a magic the gathering card. If you want x effect put it first.
You could test this in 2 seconds in game.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:00:20 PM
No.527878041
>>527878179
>>527877943
>Wylder
you didn't beat the game
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:01:19 PM
No.527878096
so wylder is the nightlord?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:01:35 PM
No.527878119
>>527878329
>>527877394
>>527877467
i wasn't even 100% sure how to get to astel which is why i pinged the dragonkin soldier initially, but by the time we got to the 2nd grace i realized we were already close to astel
i also now realize the best time to go for him is at the start of day 2 cuz holy hell he is tough
>>527877749
i don't have any shifting earths so no clue.
>gomenasorry for abandoning you in the city
nah don't worry me and the duchess were 3 bar anyway, I feel like I messed a bunch during this run. maybe it's time I actually play with headphones on since I usually play without
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:02:08 PM
No.527878149
>>527878179
>>527877943
>Wylder
oh, easy mode
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:02:10 PM
No.527878151
>>527877942
I tried but it didn't do anything. I was testing how many arrows I could spam before I tanked out but it didn't add the particles for the typing to my starter wep.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:02:20 PM
No.527878165
>>527878985
>>527877582
then why do they happen at the same time? they need to update the version of the game for servers too
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:02:30 PM
No.527878179
>>527878297
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:02:45 PM
No.527878197
>>527879219
>>527877943
that's pretty based tho ngl
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:03:06 PM
No.527878228
>>527877816
>So Executor has the same busted status scaling at all levels?
Well yes, but it doesn't advance past level 1 except maybe uhh the weapon upgrade idk
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:03:32 PM
No.527878254
>>527875794
>sleeps so op
Is it really? From what I can see it\s just gives a tiny extra opening and that's about it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:04:12 PM
No.527878297
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:04:45 PM
No.527878329
>>527878414
>>527878119
The city becomes less confusing when you realize you can double jump and wall climb over a lot of the layout.
Wait until you are trying to reach the top level of the city before the ring closes. That is a nightmare.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:05:52 PM
No.527878402
>>527877972
Yes.
And you can test it in the training area just fine.
Literally any status too, poison, frost, bleed, sleep.
And if you do something like blood grease a weapon that already has bleed, both the innate status and the grease will be affected, so something like the raptor talons become abominations.
This means status greases are something specially good to have on Executor since you can slap them on literally any weapon.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:06:00 PM
No.527878414
>>527878523
>>527878329
>Wait until you are trying to reach the top level of the city before the ring closes
If you don't head for the shitting earth at the beginning of day 2, you deserve that happening to you
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:07:16 PM
No.527878489
The siblings are so high above all the other nightfarers in terms of mobility, fun and usefulness to the team, I can't blame their mains for sticking with these characters. Doesn't matter that Wylder is easy to play, he is simply incredibly fun. I prefer the Duchess tho
fresh cheater i'm currently playing with rn
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:07:30 PM
No.527878508
I hope they do a Tekken and implement a full Murk customization shop where you can buy customization items for each character, ranging from outfits to auras and hit effects.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:07:46 PM
No.527878523
>>527878414
I made it out fine you get up there from a spiritspring anyway so I jumped back down and then spiritspring jumped back out of most of the city in a second or 3.
I don't even know what is up there at the end I didn't make it across the big bridge I only saw the enemies and glowies and what looked like a pavilion at the end.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:08:58 PM
No.527878587
>>527878495
not even a smart cheater, focusing the type would give even more of a boost
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:09:03 PM
No.527878591
>>527879013
>>527880413
>>527878495
post his steam
>start expedition
>mark evergaol 20m away because i started with stonesword key and it immediately gets you to level 4
>they run the opposite direction to a church without marking it
>check profile, they're friends on steam
yeag i left
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:10:17 PM
No.527878685
>>527879017
>>527885923
>>527878495
this is why we'll never have crossplay
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:10:39 PM
No.527878725
>>527879089
>>527879236
>>527878672
whoareyou.mp3
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:10:50 PM
No.527878736
>>527878672
>undersocialized troon can't into multiplayer games
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:11:38 PM
No.527878784
>>527879089
>>527878672
depends on how far the church was
>>527878672
To be fair, I wouldn't trust some random shitter to have a stonesword key and/or be able to take out its boss at level 1. I'd rather hit a cathedral first too.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:13:56 PM
No.527878932
>>527879089
>>527878672
I'd have to agree with
>>527878863, if its godskin noble then its fucked
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:13:56 PM
No.527878934
>>527879089
>>527878672
You messed up in a few ways without knowing it. Ping it after everyone hits level 2 and gets that church out of their system. If they don't come to your ping they'll come to the evergaol opened message. If they don't come then you can run from the evergaol and nothing was really lost. You can always come back later since you are playing with idiots that are going to route poorly and run by the jail more than once.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:14:40 PM
No.527878985
>>527879169
>>527877587
Yes, possibly, but not necessarily. Like I said, plenty of online games can push fixes to some stuff without needing the players to download anything (or even go offline). I worked on a WoW server team for a little while and the only time we had to made players download anything was to update tooltips, since that was client side rather than server side.
Just sayin', just because nothing showed up in the steam logs doesn't necessarily mean nothing changed.
>>527878165
>hey the servers are going down for maintenance at x time, what do we have done that we can push
>uh there's a stable build with some bug fixes
>great, push it
Two birds with one stone dude.
>>527877620
Is that how it works? Interesting. Then yeah I don't know how they're able to update the game without pushing the update to steam. Maybe that means the update isn't actually live then.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:15:02 PM
No.527879013
>>527878591
after the game
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:15:09 PM
No.527879017
>>527878685
Dude that's already happening on consoles.
https://github.com/alfizari/Elden-Ring-Nightreign-Save-Editor-PS4
Tbf I'm interested too but not in hacked broken shit like that. I just want certain abilities to roll with something useful like ash of war and elemental type
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:15:37 PM
No.527879050
>CE a relic that insta kills everything I touch
>niggers seethe they didn't beat the game fair
kek
>>527878672
>start expedition
>doesn't kill the first camp you drop onto
Yeah thats a block bozo
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:16:13 PM
No.527879089
>>527879169
>>527878725
im me
>>527878784
about 4 times the distance as the evergaol
>>527878863
you can easily check other people's inventory, plus we were on heolstor
>>527878932
godskin isn't too bad if you have 2 wylders
>>527878934
that's fair. perhaps i should've given more time before leaving, but i'm sick of playing with people who don't communicate
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:16:50 PM
No.527879135
>>527879085
This. free level from 1 is something you don't skip
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:17:21 PM
No.527879169
>>527878985
If the madness items not proccing is similar to the Ironeye issue it would need a whole new build version on From's end then a new handshake from the player side to authenticate access.
>>527879089
You could have been one of those overcommunicators and pinged your evergaol a hundred times before leaving. Those guys are always fun.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:17:22 PM
No.527879170
Where is everyone? The maintainance is over
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:17:45 PM
No.527879192
>>527879347
>>527879085
>runs straight to the nearest church
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:17:57 PM
No.527879208
>>527879427
Successful first run as Raider, but I kind of feel like I was carried. Any tips? I was using my skill 1v1 vs Banishes Knight Captains in the castle, but most other times it seemed like I was better off just attacking with a jumping L1 or charging an R2 for the stagger.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:18:03 PM
No.527879216
>>527878863
>I wouldn't trust some random shitter to have a stonesword key
If the person marks a gaol I'd assume he has a key.
Level 1 gaol can be tough though, that I agree with.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:18:05 PM
No.527879219
>>527879352
>>527878197
thank you, I will try to get my streak back
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:18:15 PM
No.527879232
>>527879471
sorry i was jerking off to witches.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:18:16 PM
No.527879236
>>527878672
>>527878725
fucking kill yourself already you worthless maggot dsgtroon nigger
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:18:31 PM
No.527879247
>>527882148
>>527876638
Most things with a hard shell take less slash/strike and more blunt just like real life.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:20:07 PM
No.527879342
>>527875030
>>527877816
Except they both have a thing against weapon blessing. Wylder with the stupid self fire grease ability and executor putting weapon away therefore nulling any weapon buff such as greases and even seppuku which works with his default ability. Game needs some balancing
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:20:12 PM
No.527879347
>>527879385
>>527879192
I mean sometimes the game just drop you right to the church with rats in it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:20:14 PM
No.527879350
>>527879085
literally worthless though, you get more levels from clearing the structure right next to it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:20:17 PM
No.527879352
>>527879219
>That Recluse
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:20:43 PM
No.527879385
>>527879347
I alt +f4, pathetic!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:21:19 PM
No.527879427
>>527879839
>>527879208
His skill is a damage negator that happens to deal damage sometimes. Think of it like that and you maximize your other jumping attacks and hulk smash behavior. Speeding up the punch cooldown makes you very burly.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:21:56 PM
No.527879471
>>527879232
This but without the to.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:22:08 PM
No.527879490
>>527879635
posting with provocation or reason
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:22:15 PM
No.527879502
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:22:58 PM
No.527879576
>>527878495
can you check relics from match history?
i tried but didn't manage
but this game keeps having hidden useful menus here and there
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:23:00 PM
No.527879580
>>527877458
I need goat milk
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:23:07 PM
No.527879587
>>527880000
>>527870334
>love the john eldenring builds
>"all answers are surely leading wylder right?"
>ironeye
Not once did I choose an answer that even remotely implied liking ranged in any way shape or form what the fuck
>>527879490
Nigger culture american obsession with overweight women's thighs is disgusting, utterly.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:23:56 PM
No.527879647
>>527873565
HUGE!!!!!!!! PATCH!!!!!!!! GAMES IS SAVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:24:03 PM
No.527879660
>>527879440
Those 2 boss relics going together feels intentional. All characters can do that setup with those 2 relics and 1 really good rolled one.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:24:59 PM
No.527879725
>>527879846
>>527880394
I not banned anymore or are janitors francophobic like reddit racists?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:25:11 PM
No.527879741
>>527879908
>>527879635
Oh look, the Irish have arrived.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:25:16 PM
No.527879746
>>527879792
>>527870334
this shit doesnt even work
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:25:32 PM
No.527879767
>>527869346
Its 2025. There are much easier ways to come out of the closet, anon.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:26:01 PM
No.527879791
>>527880005
Where are the walkthroughs and guides my bastards?
It is almost 3 weeks since release. WHERE'S THE GUIDE MY BASTARD BITCHES?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:26:01 PM
No.527879792
>>527880259
>>527879746
Click allow you you double executor.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:26:31 PM
No.527879839
>>527880005
>>527879427
Cool, thanks.
I suppose I should be treating it as a pseudo dodge/ block like Ironeye or Executor's skill, then.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:26:34 PM
No.527879846
>>527879725
miquella poster? banned for me
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:27:09 PM
No.527879886
>>527880140
>>527880345
>>527879440
Amazing combo. For anything other than Heolstor.
Great burst damage with bleed + frost, a bit of a safety net due to invisibility, no dependence on luck since starter weapon is all you need.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:27:24 PM
No.527879908
>>527880692
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:28:19 PM
No.527879976
>>527880017
>>527880089
>>527879635
Admiring women with thick thighs has been part of the white man's culture since the ice age
My friend SWEARS he just got lucky gambling a lot. I disagree.
I wasn't aware relics could have duplicate effects, but I'm starting to think he's a little bit *too* lucky with his "gambling." This mf is three-shotting Volcano Prelates with fully-charged lightning spears.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:28:39 PM
No.527880000
>>527879587
Chose everything close to Iron eye. Got le wylder
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:28:42 PM
No.527880005
>>527880182
>>527880478
>>527879791
Sort of a here's a bunch of tips a tricks kind of thing right now.
>>527879839
Pretty much. More i-frames and easy stamina management which is a hidden art in this game. You are getting your stamina back the entire time his punch is charging up so your combo strings become flowing once you realize you can activate the art at 0 stamina then get back to hulk smashing then do the art again at 0 stamina rinse repeat.
Some of the boss attack timings line up with this perfectly too.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:28:53 PM
No.527880017
>>527879976
Pumpkin Head?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:29:11 PM
No.527880036
>>527880205
>>527880280
holy shit when did they add phantoms to the game
I got jumpscared like 3 times running in the tight castle hallways
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:29:13 PM
No.527880040
>>527880178
>>527880202
gg fastest fulghor kill ive seen
>>527879976
Primative man's culture sure, but the sophisticated and intillectual Homo-Sapien lmale is a man who loves small breasts and long thin legs.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:30:33 PM
No.527880140
>>527879886
Gives good gameplay fundamentals of find merchant and go to mines every game also.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:30:44 PM
No.527880153
>>527885923
>>527879978
pcheat moment
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:31:09 PM
No.527880178
>>527880040
I think it roughly tied with my other fastest fulghor kill around 68 seconds
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:31:12 PM
No.527880181
>>527880521
>>527879978
what if he doesnt find dragon cult incantations?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:31:12 PM
No.527880182
>>527880005
Oh, cool. This is the advanced tech I was looking for. Thank you, anon.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:31:23 PM
No.527880196
>>527879978
>"Kronk"
>plays Raider
yeah that fits
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:31:25 PM
No.527880202
>>527880040
We had pretty funny gear rng
I usually barely get one fun weapon art to spam let alone a vykes spear
And Rev got placidusax roar from the first cottage lmao
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:31:30 PM
No.527880205
>>527880036
they were bugged, this patch fixed it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:31:47 PM
No.527880224
>>527879978
Most faithful godwyn follower
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:32:19 PM
No.527880259
>>527879792
but it doesn't do anything!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:32:43 PM
No.527880280
>>527880036
there's a fix for phantoms in the update
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:32:44 PM
No.527880283
>>527880389
>give Guardian a hold aggro relic
>it doesn't do shit because of how little damage Guardian does
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:33:21 PM
No.527880345
>>527879886
Night of the Miasma still works if anyone has rot at least.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:34:01 PM
No.527880389
>>527880661
>>527880283
I have a single Aggro Up When Guarding relic and its pretty good.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:34:05 PM
No.527880394
>>527879725
Are you seriously admitting to being french online? That the equivalent of screaming ,,I have a gun!" in front of police officers. Generally a bad idea.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:34:19 PM
No.527880413
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:35:02 PM
No.527880462
>>527879635
Stumpy legs is well within the normal range for shorter women.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:35:16 PM
No.527880473
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:35:20 PM
No.527880478
>>527880546
>>527880005
>Sort of a here's a bunch of tips a tricks kind of thing right now.
Where my bastard?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:35:21 PM
No.527880479
>>527880714
>>527877757
damn, it's going to take you forever to catch up now
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:36:00 PM
No.527880521
>>527880648
>>527880181
all lightning incantations are dragon cult and you're pretty likely to find a lightning incantation
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:36:15 PM
No.527880536
>>527880089
Before or after generations of inbreeding
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:36:23 PM
No.527880545
What with recluse player and cheating for relics?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:36:23 PM
No.527880546
>>527880478
Have you tried calling his mom?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:36:27 PM
No.527880549
>>527879978
>I wasn't aware relics could have duplicate effects
Pretty sure they can't
>>527879440
Good idea but you don't want to use your shitty starting weapon for the entire game.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:37:42 PM
No.527880641
>>527880704
>>527880727
>>527880593
go into a mine and it becomes a purple weapon
now what?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:37:47 PM
No.527880648
>>527880909
>>527880521
ah. yeah then they're very common.
i only played melee in elden ring so i don't know shit lol thanks for answering me
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:37:57 PM
No.527880661
>>527880389
You can't stack it anyway and no it's not pretty good, it barely works at all. It's the one thing that could've salvaged this deadweight of a character
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:38:16 PM
No.527880692
>>527879908
Oh that's even worse. Not only are British women skinny with no thighs and ass, they're ugly too! I almost pity you.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:38:18 PM
No.527880694
can't believe my win streak is going past 50 because of no hard modes...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:38:23 PM
No.527880704
>>527880641
enjoy 0dps against the nightlord
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:38:28 PM
No.527880714
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:38:40 PM
No.527880727
>>527880641
It doesn't have any Secondary special effects like all the loot.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:39:39 PM
No.527880793
>>527881020
>>527881096
>>527880593
It is a legitimate strat for anything but Heolstor. It is a very simple strategy that only needs to find a +1 stone or buy it from a merchant and hit the mines for the +2 then you are completely done your build and can do anything and take anything in loot drops to experiment.
It only has merit if you know you can beat the nightlord as a player or group anyway. If you think the +2 poison/frost (and sometimes bleed) starter is a liability don't try it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:40:52 PM
No.527880887
>>527881065
>people are STILL running away from the boss while its 2 hit to revive people
These have to be bots right???
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:41:11 PM
No.527880909
>>527880648
they are especially common because lightning spear is a guaranteed spell for gravel seal
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:41:29 PM
No.527880927
>>527880969
>>527881195
Trash
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:42:07 PM
No.527880969
>>527881065
>>527880927
works great with that frost dragon relic. infinite backstabs baby.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:42:50 PM
No.527881020
>>527880793
It can also carry you to the final boss where you swap to your legendary drop to fight
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:43:17 PM
No.527881065
>>527881289
>>527880887
Either we all are alive for the killing blow or none of us are
>>527880969
It's got anti synergy with the frost dragon relic because
You don't go invisible if an enemy procs frost while you're backstabbing them.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:43:41 PM
No.527881096
>>527880793
Grease relic buffs attack on grease or starts with grease. Or just find/buy them which is oddly easier than finding weapons with the right infusion. Yeah you're gold if you like your starters moveset. Exclusions being Rev (starts with split damage) and recluse.
>Good run so far
>Perfectly beat the lightning dragon rider field boss ez pz (I'm better than you is what I'm saying)
>Get fucking Dragonkin Solider as day boss
>Can't see SHIT as this boss was designed to be fought on horseback in ER
>Die to shit I literally can't even fucking see
>30+ minutes gone
Kill yourself Kojima. Done with your shit.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:45:09 PM
No.527881195
>>527881283
>>527881306
>>527880927
all duchess relics are trash apart from increased skill power. the free recast sucks cause dagger chains take forever.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:45:09 PM
No.527881196
>>527881328
All these relics strata are competing with the rune gain relics.
You have to justify why you don't want 10% more runes.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:46:26 PM
No.527881283
>>527881195
>cause dagger chains take forever.
You can dodge offset
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:46:30 PM
No.527881289
>>527881568
>>527881065
You have your ultimate art to reset invis for tricky timing. You can go invis by using chilling mist then backstab them with something that isn't your starter, then ride those backstabs to victory baby. Use the chilling mist starter to finish off the last guy that might not go down in 1 backstab. Use the ult to reset if you suck.
It works fine but you need that ultimate cooldown +3 for safety but it seems to show up on duchess relics pretty regularly.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:46:40 PM
No.527881306
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:46:57 PM
No.527881328
>>527881196
It's 9% and I dont want it because at best its gonna buy me like, several crab legs before the Nightlord.
Also Rune% increase buffs appear normally within the run.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:47:41 PM
No.527881384
>play with randoms
>chink profiles
>they always have ban records
why is this so common
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:48:03 PM
No.527881418
>>527882743
>>527881185
>file:///home/nyakajima/mount/ramdrive/Arch_Enemy/2025_Blood_Dynasty designed to be fought on horseback in ER
Man, I love riding Torrent in lake of Rot and Nokstella (you're a fucking idiot is what I'm saying)
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:48:14 PM
No.527881436
>>527881501
>>527881504
>all these hoops to jump through to make duchess work
>meanwhile pic related is just spamming R1 and sucking FP the entire fight from a mile away
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:48:38 PM
No.527881460
>>527881518
just woke up
>Increased the chance of obtaining weapons with the madness status ailment.
does this mean vykes spear and the frenzied seal can now drop from normal loot tables instead of JUST the madness tower event
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:48:58 PM
No.527881490
smol doll big boink
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:49:11 PM
No.527881501
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:49:14 PM
No.527881504
>>527881649
>>527881436
there are no hoops to make duchess work, the backstab memes are just that, memes for trash
duchess spams R1 and reprisals and infinite dodges, nothing fancy about her
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:49:31 PM
No.527881518
>>527881460
You already could it was bugged to be too low so now it's fixed or 'fixed.'
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:50:04 PM
No.527881568
>>527881720
>>527881289
Hm
I'll try it again at some point then when I'm feeling for something spicey on a solo run
>>527881504
I'm pretty sure everything people want duchess to do, executor just does better
NTR btw
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:52:05 PM
No.527881720
>>527881568
It feels fine for the mobs but you still need to learn how to beat bosses they can't be backstab farmed the same way a camp can. It makes those camps easy so you level nicely at least.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:52:10 PM
No.527881730
>>527881649
I think duchess is required for high damage teams
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:52:24 PM
No.527881742
>>527881816
>>527881816
>>527881649
and everything executor does, wylder and raider do better
>>527881742
>>527881742
duchess does one thing better
it's get my cock hard
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:53:30 PM
No.527881828
>>527881649
the only characters worth playing are wylder for melee and ironeye for ranged. they are the easy and efficient ones. people that are trying to salvage fun out of a game with elden ring in the title pick the other characters.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:53:57 PM
No.527881863
>>527881816
this is forbidden love..
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:54:43 PM
No.527881912
>>527883264
>>527883539
>>527880089
wide hips are a sign of high fertility anon. Fuck a fat woman and you're guaranteed offspring. Thin women have a higher chance of experiencing issues with both conception and giving birth without medical intervention and experiencing loss of child or mother or both. Women still die in childbirth, its just not as common as it used to be.
Is the game worth the $40?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:55:37 PM
No.527881985
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:55:41 PM
No.527881992
>>527882223
>>527881649
She's not a status bot if that's what you're implying. She's a restage bot. And she's very good at doing that job so long as you (the player not you in particular) can land your dodge chain finishers.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:55:49 PM
No.527882003
>>527882802
>>527881816
quick question: where's the big futa cocks?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:56:17 PM
No.527882040
>>527881961
Only if you intend to play it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:56:29 PM
No.527882057
>>527881816
me on the left
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:56:53 PM
No.527882091
>>527882434
>>527881961
go in expecting a roguelike boss rush souls game
do not go in expecting elden ring 2 or dark souls 4 or whatever
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:56:59 PM
No.527882101
>>527881961
You can get anywhere between 10 hours and 50 out of it, anything more is just runs for fun. You decide yourself if that's worth or not.
I'm on 80 and will most likely only check it out from here on out if there's a new DLC or update
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:57:14 PM
No.527882124
>>527881961
No, it's overpriced. Great game though.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:57:30 PM
No.527882148
>>527879247
And surprisingly, pierce is shit.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:57:32 PM
No.527882152
>>527882268
>>527882303
>>527881961
If you have someone to play with. Alone with randoms or solo is miserable.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:57:51 PM
No.527882181
>>527881649
Executor can't use spells, and he can't apply a multiplier to all stagger/status/damage your entire team does every 10 seconds.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:58:22 PM
No.527882223
>>527882394
>>527882485
>>527881992
she's not but everyone builds her to proc frost
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:58:48 PM
No.527882265
>>527882292
>>527881961
It's a better modern day Monhun than modern day Monhun. Cheaper too
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:58:49 PM
No.527882268
>>527882152
what about with erg
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:59:05 PM
No.527882284
Does fighting at utmost make the goat harder? What about refusing the deal?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:59:12 PM
No.527882292
>>527882350
>>527882740
>>527882265
it most definitely is not
>>527882152
you can play with erg thoughbeit
ive never had a bad run with erg, unless you count that one executor/revenant player that goes off and plays the multiplayer mode as a solo mode and completely disregard's the team's route
in another timeline I'd namedrop but you know who you are and I want you to know you're a faggot
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:00:01 PM
No.527882350
>>527882446
>>527882740
>>527882292
monster hunter is fucking boring
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:00:23 PM
No.527882393
>>527882303
I wonder if it's the same person that exclusively uses colossal weapons on rev
god that run was awful
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:00:23 PM
No.527882394
>>527884657
>>527882223
If we had a 4th runeslot I'd put that shit on too
But we don't. And I'd rather keep my setup.
>>527882091
>go in expecting a roguelike boss rush
this game is an awful roguelike lol, to call it a roguelike is insult to actual good roguelike games
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:00:56 PM
No.527882446
>>527882350
that's a very cool retarded opinion you have, nobody asked though
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:30 PM
No.527882485
>>527882223
Restage is the only way in the entire game that increases status proc damage, so of course status works well with her.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:35 PM
No.527882491
>>527882434
roguelite-soulslike, then.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:50 PM
No.527882514
>>527882434
Rogue was a shit roguelike too
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:01:54 PM
No.527882517
>>527882303
Boy don't I wish I didn't know who you were talking about
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:03:34 PM
No.527882651
>>527881185
You can just hug their ass when they turn to try to get you they'll scoop you inside the bend of their leg and inadvertently just keep you on their ass. From there you only have to watch out for one move or if they do the cold lightning phase change at which point they jump and do other shit still half the fight is free.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:03:38 PM
No.527882658
>>527907670
>>527882434
Lemme guess, "actual" "roguelikes" according to you are TBoI, RoR and StS (none of which are roguelikes)?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:21 PM
No.527882709
>>527882303
dsgtroon post
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:45 PM
No.527882740
>>527882805
>>527882292
>>527882350
Wilds was objectively dogshit
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:46 PM
No.527882743
>>527881418
>doxxes himself during his attempt to defend million dollar company
Alissa White-Gluz is a vegan and probably smells terrible because all vegans do.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:05:10 PM
No.527882780
>>527883001
>>527880593
Why not? When upgraded to purple it's damage is on par with actual purple katanas. And the ability to apply three status effects at once (with power boosts from poison and frost too) is valuable enough to sacrifice one passive effect.
The only real issue with this build is that you won't be able to exploit nightlords' elemental weaknesses (which can be pretty important for some of them).
holy shit
Fucking finally
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:05:25 PM
No.527882802
>>527882003
in your dream, big gayfag man
cold take, futas are the gayest fucking shit ever, gayer than traps
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:05:28 PM
No.527882805
>>527883038
>>527882740
there is more than one modern monster hunter game
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:06:16 PM
No.527882871
>>527883840
>>527882791
sadly the stamina recovers are shit and barely noticeable
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:06:40 PM
No.527882898
>>527883159
>>527882303
i dont do any of that doe
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:06:55 PM
No.527882919
>>527882997
>>527881185
>Can't see SHIT as this boss was designed to be fought on horseback in ER
...no?
Of the three(?) Dragonkin fights in Elden Ring, you only have access to Torrent for one of them.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:06:59 PM
No.527882925
>>527883840
>>527882791
both of these effects are trash my guy
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:07:15 PM
No.527882950
>>527883840
>>527882791
that would be a best in slop if it also had fp restores on hit
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:07:53 PM
No.527882997
>>527882919
The first one, yeah. The ones after that are fought contrary to its design. Not exactly the only design fuckup in ER.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:07:57 PM
No.527883001
>>527882780
Using the frost/poison starter setup means you can devote 100% of your boss loot options toward getting a good weakness weapon for the boss.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:08:21 PM
No.527883038
>>527883131
>>527882805
NTA but Rise is just okay and World is mid.
4U, GU and even Frontier clear both.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:09:22 PM
No.527883120
>>527883229
I've played Monster Hunter since first gen and my partner was able to reach endgame in Wilds. They have objectively made it less of a challenge than in previous entries and I tribute that to the deco system not being gacha anymore as well as RNG being less artificial difficulty. The expanded movesets for each weapon has also allowed for better ease of use of mastery over the weapon types, with SnS currently being the top performer this gen after Iceborne release. Even the AT Rey Dau was a pushover.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:09:28 PM
No.527883131
>>527883305
>>527883038
SB is top 3, we can fight about it behind wal mart if you want
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:09:48 PM
No.527883159
>>527882303
>>527882898
Get back in containment dsgtranny
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:10:27 PM
No.527883223
>>527883601
Nice monster hunter thread!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:10:34 PM
No.527883229
>>527883734
>>527883120
And more fun because I played Monster Hunter on an emulator, it was shit.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:10:58 PM
No.527883264
>>527883427
>>527881912
High fertility is only something low population cavemen cared about, modern man has higher expectations
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:23 PM
No.527883305
>>527883364
>>527883131
its alright, but its basically GU but with worse monsters and the endgame is the worst parts of Hyper Monsters.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:00 PM
No.527883364
>>527883540
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:12:54 PM
No.527883427
>>527883264
Modern man can't even admit they're faggots chasing troons to escape their bitch wife because trannies let them do it in the ass, don't come at me with this sophisticated man bullshit
Please learn how to run away from a boss that's taking up too much time and killing you, you can always come back later.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:13:34 PM
No.527883484
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:13:36 PM
No.527883486
>>527883582
time for this doll to slep..
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:08 PM
No.527883539
>>527881912
My wife is fat and I am not happy about it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:10 PM
No.527883540
>>527883364
i dont think you really played GU then
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:12 PM
No.527883542
>>527883769
>>527880089
t. Duchess main
look into history of weestern art, your statement is not true
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:16 PM
No.527883553
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:31 PM
No.527883569
>>527883429
sorry I have to kill libra on day one while the circle is closing
I'll die otherwise
no I won't pay the jew goat
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:35 PM
No.527883578
Recluse players all listen to playboi carti
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:36 PM
No.527883580
OH LAYLAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:36 PM
No.527883582
>>527883486
goodnight cutie
*kiss u on the forehead*
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:46 PM
No.527883601
>>527883223
same game desu
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:15:53 PM
No.527883713
>>527883958
>>527883976
Which character does the most damage?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:10 PM
No.527883734
>>527883940
>>527884074
>>527883229
Agreed. First and second gen monster hunter was clunky as fuck and had terrible QOL issues. Hardliners whinge about 'uewuwuwuw my hunter prep' even though they secretly fucking enjoy never having to fucking paintball shit ever again, they're contrarian for the sake of it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:36 PM
No.527883769
>>527884885
>>527883542
>look into history of weestern art
I'm not doing that, just tell me your conclusion so I can refute it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:47 PM
No.527883781
>>527883818
>>527884147
I want some god roll relics and I want them right NOW
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:21 PM
No.527883818
>>527883981
>>527884090
>>527883781
Which boss are you having trouble with?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:37 PM
No.527883840
>>527883950
>>527882871
>barely noticeable
I disagree
https://files.catbox.moe/to43kk.mp4
>>527882925
I also disagree
>>527882950
I'd love to also get fp on hit but I've been rerolling relics ffor gradually extending sesions for over a week.
It's not happening.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:53 PM
No.527883865
>>527884536
>>527884636
'rass it up
'ush it down
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:57 PM
No.527883873
>>527883429
we did the opposite and still won though, easiest gamble of my life
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:29 PM
No.527883917
I'ma go fuck that bitch (yeah), I'ma go thrash that bitch (yeah)
Shawty gon' suck this dick (yeah), shawty gon' suck this dick (yeah)
That's a pull-up bitch (yeah), don't make me pull up, bitch
I smash that thot, then pull out, bitch, might push to Flacko shit
Watch me pull up, take your chain, lil' bitch
I'm on Deebo lit (yeah), I'm on 'migo lit (yeah), I'm on kilo lit (yeah)
I go psycho, bitch, watch me sock your bitch
Watch me thrash that bitch, then I pass that bitch
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:44 PM
No.527883940
>>527884074
>>527883734
I mean, for the very few I played of it:
>you have 50% chance to harvest herb
>you have 50% chance to actually craft a potion
>you can improve your chance to craft a potion by +25% if you carry a recipe, which takes one of your valuable inventory slot
>also hammer sucks
Nah, going from World to MH1 was pure pain. And I'm a masochist painslut, but this was too much for me, I'd take Playstation slop but not this.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:51 PM
No.527883950
>>527884669
>>527883840
>uploading video to catbox
yeah I'm not waiting 10 minutes for that shit to buffer
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:55 PM
No.527883958
>>527883713
Probably Recluse with Ancient Dragons' Lightning Strike on a big enemy
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:00 PM
No.527883967
>>527884145
>Duchess
>41 dex
>A scaling
>Executor
>63 dex
>S scaling
>Ironeye
>57 dex
>A scaling
?????
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:08 PM
No.527883976
>>527883713
Revvy when she tells me she hates me
It hurts...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:12 PM
No.527883981
>>527883818
I've got the goat and final boss left. I have not been doing the final boss until I finished all the other ones. Mainly I just want some Iron Eye shit doubled up. I sadly have yet to get a single god roll for anyone of any color but I mainly only play Ironeye and am learning hawk tuah.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:29 PM
No.527884008
>>527884123
>>527883429
>AIIIEEE the boss with 1k hp left is too strong! i need TO FLEE!
Are you French or what?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:06 PM
No.527884071
>>527884317
>>527884397
Nice game for Centaur guys it was really cool
>t.executionner
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:09 PM
No.527884074
>>527884151
>>527884769
>>527883734
>>527883940
>there is only MH1 and World
?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:17 PM
No.527884090
>>527883818
nta but I don't have trouble with any bosses
I just want good relics. I want that warm and fuzzy feeling of having good relics in those slots
I also hate gacha mechanics
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:40 PM
No.527884121
GIVE
ME
OLDEST
GAOL
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:41 PM
No.527884123
>>527884226
>>527884008
It wastes time if you're low level with average weapons
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:53 PM
No.527884145
>>527883967
1 to 20 = C
20 to 40 = B
40 to 60 = A
60 to 80 = S
80 to 99 = SSS
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:56 PM
No.527884147
>>527883781
No you don't because the grind for relics is what's keeping you playing at this point. Unless you haven't beaten all the bosses then fair enough.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:20:57 PM
No.527884151
>>527884506
>>527884074
I don't remember MH3 and MH4 enough to comment on them.
And I didn't like Rise that much, so I'd rather talk about the ones I like/remember well.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:52 PM
No.527884226
>>527884357
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:50 PM
No.527884317
>>527884071
gg anons we demolished the horseman like it was nothing
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:18 PM
No.527884357
>>527884226
baron de la nuit
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:43 PM
No.527884397
>>527884516
>>527884650
>>527884071
Np at all. It was quite an easy run after i purple'd that Giant's Crusher and Duchess got a Lusat's at about the same time.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:23:50 PM
No.527884412
>>527884517
>>527887643
I don't wanna manually aim but it's necessarily to play ironeye well, this sucks.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:24:40 PM
No.527884506
>>527884707
>>527884151
Have you tried you know
playing the series you "like"?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:24:50 PM
No.527884516
>>527884397
>censoring names
get a load of this fag
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:24:50 PM
No.527884517
>>527884412
take the meleepill
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:25:01 PM
No.527884536
>>527885548
>>527883865
Clean your mirror.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:01 PM
No.527884636
>>527885548
>>527884397
it looks like duchess is about to get married to that dog
and havel is the officiant
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:13 PM
No.527884657
>>527884865
>>527882394
what's your setup?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:23 PM
No.527884669
>>527883950
Alright. I'll crush it down into a webm and speed it up by 30% so it can fit at a viewable quality
The point being that the stamina usage is obviously very noticeable
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:48 PM
No.527884707
>>527886210
>>527884506
Oh yeah, I played a lot of Drakengard.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:26:51 PM
No.527884713
>>527885607
Oh no.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:27:29 PM
No.527884769
>>527884074
>Monster Hunter
> Monster Hunter G
> Monster Hunter Portable / Freedom (G but for PSP)
>Monster Hunter Dos
>Monster Hunter Freedom 2
>Monster Hunter Freedom 2 G / Unite
>Monster Hunter Frontier / Frontier G (Online MMO)
>Monster Hunter Portable 3rd
>Monster Hunter Tri
>Monster Hunter Tri U
>Monster Hunter Stories / Stories 2
>Monster Hunter 4
>Monster Hunter 4u
>Monster Hunter Online (Shutdown, Chinese exclusive)
>Monster Hunter XX
>Monster Hunter World /Iceborne
>Monster Hunter Rise / Sunbreak
>Monster Hunter Wilds
There's probably a couple I missed but theres like 20+ titles in the series.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:31 PM
No.527884859
>>527884972
>>527886586
Why does AI hate Rya?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:36 PM
No.527884865
>>527886224
>>527884657
Best I've got
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:28:49 PM
No.527884885
>>527883769
what, tell you basics you should've learned in school? No thanks
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:29:45 PM
No.527884972
>>527885694
>>527884859
Its AI who gives a shit, it cant think.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:29:52 PM
No.527884992
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:30:13 PM
No.527885027
>>527885118
>>527884650
Not surprising, she is a white woman after all.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:30:58 PM
No.527885084
>>527885272
oh i can see white phantoms now ingame
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:31:22 PM
No.527885118
>>527885027
kek... i wish i would do her in my dog form though
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:05 PM
No.527885272
>>527885432
>>527885609
>>527885084
You always could, retard
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:42 PM
No.527885334
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:34:54 PM
No.527885432
>>527885272
I have never seen a single phantom in 100h
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:35:02 PM
No.527885443
>>527887957
>yeah bro i play executioner
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:35:36 PM
No.527885506
>>527887871
>>527884650
>no bush
dropped
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:36:07 PM
No.527885548
>>527884536
>>527884636
even doe gr*** is a very valid trans queen and she would wipe the floor with you in pvp
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:36:42 PM
No.527885607
>>527884713
He looks better than most anons here lol
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:36:44 PM
No.527885609
>>527885272
they were bugged
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:36:56 PM
No.527885629
>>527885956
Reduce Executor's parry timing by 2/3rds to filter shitters playing him (99%) and then buff the Cursed Sword damage
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:37:45 PM
No.527885694
>>527888862
>>527884972
True but also false.
Examples like that are silly and that site probably does not use the best model but it is also kind of scary if you think about the fact that politicians and techbros want to use AI to scan the web and messengers for "kiddy porn", nono words, and general wrongthink
> inb4 "who cares about millions of false positives"
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:39:26 PM
No.527885842
nice cheated relics bird
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:40:15 PM
No.527885923
>>527886041
>>527886148
>>527878685
>>527880153
>this is why we'll never have cro- ACK!!!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:40:50 PM
No.527885956
>>527885629
Make a relic that does that
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:41:56 PM
No.527886041
>>527885923
so this is why the bird is actually S tier...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:43:13 PM
No.527886140
Bro where the fuck is the Tarnished edition
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:43:16 PM
No.527886148
>>527885923
oh come on that's just lame... these people are not on /erg/ r-right?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:43:56 PM
No.527886210
>>527886949
>>527884707
>Nier/ Drakengard mentioned
You autists are alright. Also your women fans all have big tiddies so it's kinda based for that reason too
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:43:58 PM
No.527886212
>Fixed a bug where the Demon Merchant would spawn near the Night's Tide when the Demon Merchant curse event was encountered.
Thank
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:44:05 PM
No.527886224
>>527884865
that last one you have is very good. jealous
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:45:14 PM
No.527886330
>>527886467
>>527886514
>>527879978
>>527878495
>Cheating in an online cooperative game
That's fucking insane, it's like those mouthbreathers that play seamless co op with invincibility on, what's the logic, looking good in front of your friends?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:46:55 PM
No.527886467
>>527887150
>>527886330
Had a friend who played DS1 with cheatmode enabled for infinite health because he was afraid of the NPC aggression. We argued so hard about it he ended up chasing a political science degree I bullied him that hard about it instead of a software engineering course he swore was the secret to getting into gaming.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:47:00 PM
No.527886480
>demon merchant
what did they mean by this?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:47:22 PM
No.527886514
>>527886330
people with no shame who probably didn't even beat the base game tbdesu
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:47:46 PM
No.527886553
>>527886865
>>527886935
>normal sprint feels to slow now
>super sprint tanks stamina in combat
I feel like Jesus being tempted by the devil in the desert any time Iβm a short burst run from an enemy I swear.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:48:14 PM
No.527886586
>>527884859
donβt care still feeding her prawns
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:48:52 PM
No.527886648
>>527886814
>>527886847
>IMG_
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:50:59 PM
No.527886814
>>527886904
>>527886648
Canβt exactly post from my work computer anon.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:51:25 PM
No.527886847
>>527886904
>>527887507
>>527886648
well yeh im not gonna shitpost on a mongolian basket weaving forum on my work computer
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:51:39 PM
No.527886865
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:51:51 PM
No.527886886
How's Nightreign on steamdeck?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:52:06 PM
No.527886904
>>527887058
>>527886814
>>527886847
so don't post? shoo shoo
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:52:26 PM
No.527886931
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:52:27 PM
No.527886935
>>527886553
>only by this post just now did I realize in over 190 hours that regular sprint wasn't removed from the game
Holy fucking shit I'm retarded.
>>527886828
Retired. Yes I'm old.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:52:36 PM
No.527886949
>>527887670
>>527886210
Ass > titties.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:53:19 PM
No.527887013
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:53:50 PM
No.527887058
>>527887168
>>527887507
>>527886828
There are at least two of us
>>527886904
whatβre you gonna do about it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:54:51 PM
No.527887150
>>527887667
>>527886467
I have a friend who's similar in that he genuinely does not understand why people play difficult games
he plays everything he can on easy and as soon as the game challenges him to think a little, he drops it and says he got what he wanted from the game
I still give him shit for quitting dragon age origins at the first ogre boss
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:55:02 PM
No.527887168
>>527887058
Make that three.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:56:15 PM
No.527887264
>>527887351
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:57:15 PM
No.527887336
>>527886828
Unfortunately I am.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:57:22 PM
No.527887351
>>527887461
>>527888535
>>527887264
Did a cute /erg/ girl make this? If so I might get one of each
>1/3 in erg queue for any
pc btw
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:58:45 PM
No.527887461
>>527887505
>>527888101
>>527887351
there's no "cute" "erg" "girl" and they would never make something like that
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:59:17 PM
No.527887505
>>527887454
Sorry, busy.
>>527887461
I'm a cute /erg/ ""girl"".
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:59:18 PM
No.527887507
>>527887910
>>527886847
>>527887058
Weβre halfway through the week anon, unless you work weekends in which case RiP.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:00:50 PM
No.527887616
>>527887683
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:01:06 PM
No.527887643
>>527884412
>necessarily
Not really.
You only really want to manually aim to hit certain weak spots like troll heads, but it's just a bonus thing really.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:01:19 PM
No.527887667
>>527889443
>>527887150
tbf the first ogre boss is really shit
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:01:22 PM
No.527887670
>>527887774
>>527886949
Anyone can have ass anon, but no one can just get good natural tittes. Even troons struggle with the latter.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:01:27 PM
No.527887683
>>527888086
>>527887616
you're not me fag
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:02:20 PM
No.527887757
>>527886828
Yes but it's a meme webdev job
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:02:31 PM
No.527887774
>>527887670
I prefer asses over titties. You can fuck the ass and the ""girl"" makes very exciting groans when you do.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:02:49 PM
No.527887814
>>527888234
>>527888556
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:02:55 PM
No.527887826
>>527886828
Contractor so yes today tomorrow no
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:03:01 PM
No.527887832
>>527887950
>>527886828
I have an interview next week and I'm also filling out applications for another spot rn
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:03:29 PM
No.527887871
>>527885506
A man of taste. Especially since she'd have a nice blonde bush like hairyblondie.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:03:54 PM
No.527887910
>>527887507
I was in a project manager position for a while where I was working 50-80 hours, but I burned out. Reverted to a role at a fixed 40 hours, and making a career change that will be another fixed 40 hour position that should pay just slightly less than my project manager position so looking forward to that. Hopefully your weeks going well wagie bro
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:04:15 PM
No.527887950
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:04:23 PM
No.527887957
>>527885443
Crucible dex/fth samurai is a cool idea
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:04:29 PM
No.527887969
>>527888375
Protip: Gaping Dragon's tail still drops a weapon like in DS if you cut it off
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:04:50 PM
No.527888008
>>527886828
I'm a semi-retired options trader.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:05:25 PM
No.527888051
>>527888204
>>527888913
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:05:52 PM
No.527888086
>>527888501
>>527887454
>>527887683
still 2/3 for anyone who wants in
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:06:02 PM
No.527888101
>>527888339
>>527887461
I've heard their cute voice and have seen their feminine feet, that's all the proof I needed
In fact, you and I might be the only males here, surrounded by cute /erg/ femanons
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:07:17 PM
No.527888204
>>527888051
Le fantΓ΄me de l'OpΓ©ra.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:07:37 PM
No.527888234
>>527888494
>>527888953
>>527887814
can you not riposte this thing when it staggers?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:08:29 PM
No.527888339
>>527888584
>>527888101
Then where is my state mandated duchess main gf, huh?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:08:54 PM
No.527888375
>>527888904
>>527887969
>no dragon axe drop
It sucks that they didnβt port ANY of the souls weapons, like cmon.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:09:39 PM
No.527888442
>>527888567
First frenzy tower I came across, nice
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:10:07 PM
No.527888494
>>527888234
only the moth can be riposted
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:10:11 PM
No.527888501
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:10:30 PM
No.527888535
>>527887351
The only "cute" /erg/ thing your getting is a vocaroo man using a voice changer trying to sound like a women
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:10:42 PM
No.527888556
>>527887814
I despise these two with every fiber of my being, and their third phase somehow looks even worse
>>527888442
i got a vyke's spear for libra finally. underwhelming. when you proc madness he just grabs his head and screams for 1 second, then starts chimping out. hes more predictable WITHOUT proccing madness. do not recommend
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:11:01 PM
No.527888584
>>527888339
No one actually mains Duchess bro... sorry you had to find out like this
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:12:42 PM
No.527888735
>>527888567
But he is predictable when he is chimping out
Also you can use it to knock him off the meditation phase
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:12:59 PM
No.527888751
is there a map or list with all the hidden treasure chest locations
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:13:45 PM
No.527888825
>>527888904
>serpent man GS
>drakekeepers warpick
>herald curved greatsword
Give them to me hackazaki
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:14:06 PM
No.527888858
>>527888567
Same sentiment here. I prefer going holy because it's just big chunks of damage. If I get a madness incant or something I'll use it to proc it in a predictable way at a good time. But just going nuts with the vykes and weapon arts is really mediocre.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:14:08 PM
No.527888862
>>527889720
>>527885694
Nothing I said is false. You just went on a complete other tangent. Common for schizophrenics.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:14:13 PM
No.527888869
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:14:41 PM
No.527888904
>>527888825
>>527888375
Gotta sell you the Dark Souls DLC later
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:14:44 PM
No.527888913
>>527888051
i bought that skin today, I fucking love women with white hair
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:15:11 PM
No.527888953
>>527888234
It has like a 2 part stagger, you have to rape its stance really hard and the moth will fall off the lobster and you can crit.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:15:57 PM
No.527889012
>>527886828
I am a neetbux enjoyer
>>527886828
I work full time, salaried, managing a medical facility and auditing for compliance with FDA, GHA, and CLIA regulations and bringing down the hammer of specialists when they need correction.
And I'm still better than you at Nightreign lol
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:16:49 PM
No.527889076
>>527888567
after he chimps out he relaxes for a while, and it interrupts and changes his magic attacks to staff attacks, it's super worth
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:17:13 PM
No.527889107
>>527870334
Guardian. I knew he was my guy since I first saw him on the network test
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:18:19 PM
No.527889190
>>527889269
>>527889042
this screams attention seeking
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:18:29 PM
No.527889203
>>527870334
uhmm yes..i am literally revenant
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:18:38 PM
No.527889216
>>527886828
Part time, I don't know how any retard could ever go full time, You're literally throwing your life away
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:18:57 PM
No.527889240
>>527889042
Post hands cutie
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:19:15 PM
No.527889269
>>527889463
>>527889867
>>527889190
Oh really? Does the post asking people to tell something about themselves result in people talking about themselves? Shocking.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:20:09 PM
No.527889350
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:20:22 PM
No.527889371
>>527889456
>>527889042
way to go fellow xe/xer!
also post your pic in the discord :D
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:20:54 PM
No.527889418
@nyekoknyaight
please post another vocaroo describing how you would give me a pawjob please please im begging you its all i want
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:21:06 PM
No.527889443
>>527890987
>>527887667
it's annoying but it's not like insanely hard, especially not on lower difficulties
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:21:12 PM
No.527889456
>>527889371
Cringe because jealous and unemployed?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:21:19 PM
No.527889462
>>527889561
umm nightreign?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:21:22 PM
No.527889463
>>527889587
>>527889601
>>527889269
All anon asked was if erg users had jobs, they werent looking for your life story
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:22:04 PM
No.527889530
>>527889882
80% of my games I either see the castle was knights which is so free to take, or I would get a key for the evergoals, and after pinging my teammates would just continue in the opposite direction. No clue where theyβre going or what theyβre doing. Also canβt seem to take the boss on the roof cause most people wonβt follow me up there, you canβt ping specifically the roof, etc. All this creates a frustrating experience where you have to try and wrangle blind retards with sign language that would be fixed if I could call you a stupid retarded nigger faggot with voice chat and bully you into following my lead.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:22:21 PM
No.527889561
>>527889462
We don't talk about nightreign in here, it's just a facade for an egirl discord.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:22:45 PM
No.527889587
>>527890062
>>527889463
You didnt get my life story, I described my job. Only one employed person in those replies didnt describe their job and just said yes, everyone else said where they work. Your weird cringe defensiveness just makes you look jealous and unemployed.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:22:56 PM
No.527889601
Getting three wins in a row with randoms is fucking impossible. I've gotten 2 wins a row 4 times now and every time the third team is just complete dog shit. But this last team really takes the shit cake:
>start run as ironeye
>executioner and birdman ignore enemy camp that gives you your first level up
>instead they decide to fight the red wolf at level 1
>I figure you can't beat stupid so I try to join them
>of course we waste most of the first day trying to kill it
>executioner sprints into nearby mine and gets downed by the giant immediately
>3 bars and too far away so I can't even try to revive them
>they rage quit
>Birdman goes down fighting trash mobs in the mine
>again 3 bars and not with group so no revive for you idiot
>they rage quit
>I make it to nightlord boss (gaping jaw) but die to his 2nd phase due to only being level 8
Buttefly and Teppe, if you're on here, I hope both you get raped by a pack of aids infested niggers.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:23:46 PM
No.527889664
>>527889989
>>527889042
You work as a Karen?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:24:12 PM
No.527889707
That anon is the brownest person you've ever seen
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:24:19 PM
No.527889720
>>527888862
> no u
Are you offended, retarded, or are you projecting about being a schizo?
It is hard to tell with your kind.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:24:31 PM
No.527889740
>>527889989
>>527889042
Very trans-pilled post, we support you!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:24:31 PM
No.527889741
>>527891413
>>527889620
>>I figure you can't beat stupid so I try to join them
that was your mistake, should've done the easy stuff nearby to level up
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:25:02 PM
No.527889785
>>527889989
>>527889042
bro this is 4chan not linkedin
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:25:04 PM
No.527889789
>>527889912
>>527889620
playing with good players is boring
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:25:28 PM
No.527889824
>>527889620
my biggest win streak with randoms is 10. you can do it i believe in you!!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:25:35 PM
No.527889831
>havent seen the magma crater event in 40 hours
>nothing in patch notes about shifting earth events
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:25:40 PM
No.527889840
were you trying to get oldest gaol lol? we got so many evergaols
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:25:51 PM
No.527889853
>>527889620
>start run as ironeye
>Ironeye
How are you so retarded that you can't solo carry on the baby easy mode character?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:26:02 PM
No.527889867
>>527889989
>>527889269
There is talking about yourself and then there is talking about yourself
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:26:09 PM
No.527889882
>>527889530
play with us then
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:26:37 PM
No.527889912
>>527889789
>playing with good players is boring
this. you just wipe everything. not even the night lords take longer than a minute, if that. unless its caligo flying away or something. the game is far too hard for shitters, but far too easy for competent players.
>>527889664
I mean, kind of. I watch what people do and issue corrective actions if they start slipping out of regulations. My job is to "um actually" people, but it comes with the threat of I can fire you if you dont listen to me.
>>527889740
lmao mad, cope
>>527889785
Embarrassed about something? Sad no one asked you about you today?
>>527889867
Genius level discourse going on here.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:27:31 PM
No.527889995
>>527890124
>>527889620
>Getting three wins in a row with randoms is fucking impossible
Pretty much this, I keep getting to two then the third one always bricks, going got to two again going to try to get erg to do the third with me later today
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:28:11 PM
No.527890062
>>527890686
>>527889587
My job involves critical analysis anon, stop fucking lying. Less than 5 responses as of current went beyond just a casual 'yeah / no / retired', and none went into as much detail as you. This is a massive cope.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:28:33 PM
No.527890094
>>527890686
>>527889042
>auditor
Oh you're definitely black and high with power. I hop you encounter a cop on a fishing expedition.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:28:53 PM
No.527890124
>>527890475
>>527889995
I've only ever played with randoms and I have majority wins
sounds like a skill issue, retard
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:29:04 PM
No.527890142
>>527890309
I'm surprised they don't show what stat the weapons scale with in-game in Nightreign. Feel like that's an important detail considering they seem to have re-assigned stats for a lot of weapons.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:29:06 PM
No.527890146
>>527890303
>>527889620
Just go do gladius if you want multiple win in a row
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:29:16 PM
No.527890167
>>527890206
>>527889620
I literally did it by accident and I'm a Rev main.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:29:29 PM
No.527890185
>>527890686
>>527889989
This is more embarrassing than being on neetbucks
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:29:43 PM
No.527890206
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:29:45 PM
No.527890208
>>527890686
>>527889989
if there was a guide on being a faggot, this guy (probably a they/them actually) would be on the front page
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:30:18 PM
No.527890259
>>527890686
>>527889042
Are you married?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:30:49 PM
No.527890303
>>527890146
The achievement requires you to fight three different bosses.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:30:52 PM
No.527890309
>>527890142
>he doesn't study his codex between runs
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:32:02 PM
No.527890418
>>527890589
>>527890652
Your win streak doesn't count if it's with erg password on
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:32:47 PM
No.527890475
>>527890560
>>527890124
Lucky faggots never seem to realize that they're lucky and a faggot.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:33:27 PM
No.527890560
>>527890670
>>527890475
just like trash players never seem to realize they're trash, right?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:33:43 PM
No.527890589
>>527890418
it doesnt count at all, because its bugged. mine is in the 70s still despite losing on night 1 a few days ago to deathblight.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:33:50 PM
No.527890603
>>527889989
im sending tyrone after you and we'll see if you're still gonna act so smug whore
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:34:28 PM
No.527890652
>>527890418
actually trvke
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:34:38 PM
No.527890670
>>527890768
>>527890560
Good point, you don't seem to realize you're trash.
>>527890062
Oh no, I didn't need your invisibly, arbitrary standards no one cares about! How will I (re: you) cope?
>>527890094
I'm Irish and Dutch. Also, ACAB.
>>527890185
Only to people on neetbux, which I'm fine with.
>>527890208
Cope.
>>527890259
Nope, current situationship for about two years, and have a kid who is 16 now.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:35:04 PM
No.527890718
>>527879978
you are literally such a fag if you even spend time to do this. i get cheating elden ring base game to fuck around after you've played the shit out of it but i need a way to just straight up block faggots like this from my game
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:35:34 PM
No.527890768
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:36:18 PM
No.527890846
>>527891120
Is the new patch not out yet?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:36:38 PM
No.527890886
>>527890953
>>527890686
>ACAB
>situationship
LOL
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:37:04 PM
No.527890915
>>527891094
keep your hands off my girl
keep your hands off my girl
>>527890886
It means we fuck and I dont have to get her something on valentines day. Sorry, I should be more direct so the autistic can understand.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:37:39 PM
No.527890967
>acab
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:37:55 PM
No.527890987
>>527889443
yeah he's still a little bitch
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:38:12 PM
No.527891020
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:38:40 PM
No.527891064
>>527891413
>>527889620
>I figure you can't beat stupid so I try to join them
didn't read after this
lol
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:38:57 PM
No.527891094
>>527890915
Made for SRC (Small Revenant Cock)
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:38:58 PM
No.527891097
>>527891263
>>527890686
>situationship
LMAO
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:39:06 PM
No.527891104
>>527891226
>>527891263
>>527890953
then this means she fucks other men too, probably black men, and your then licking and swallowing all their fluids like the good gay boy that you are
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:39:17 PM
No.527891120
>>527890846
Yeh itβs not much
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:39:53 PM
No.527891176
>>527891513
>>527890686
You're wanking yourself off over being a pseudo auditor type and you have a focus on having a' people do what I say or else' attitude. Critical analysis and being able to spot details comes with the gig, not a 'do this or ill fire you hee-hee' approach. You sound like a fucking eyesore to work with and probably waste more money insisting your coworkers and direct superiors listen to your 'inputs' than actually devising solutions and coming up with actual improvements outside of recommending people to be fired.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:40:24 PM
No.527891226
>>527891513
>>527890953
>>527891104
Don't forget, the niggers she's fucking also do not have to buy her valentines day presents. LOL
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:40:28 PM
No.527891232
protip: maybe dont sprint straight to the walking mausoleum to duplicate your shit weapon thats not even upgraded?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:40:35 PM
No.527891238
>>527891513
>>527890953
In other words you're a cuck in a 'open relationship'.
>>527891097
>virgin
>>527891104
Unfortunately my cock is huge so I dont have this mental hangup about the blacks stealing my women like you do. We both fuck other people, that's the point.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:42:35 PM
No.527891413
>>527893602
>>527894009
>>527889741
>>527891064
If I had ran off by myself and started clearing camps they wouldn't have beaten the wolf and still would have quit when I wasn't around to fix their mistakes.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:42:47 PM
No.527891443
>>527891513
>>527891263
>We both fuck other people, that's the point.
disgusting, you're definitely GAY. don't talk to me ever again
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:43:34 PM
No.527891508
>>527891263
Ah right you're just baiting, it all makes sense now. Got me good!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:43:36 PM
No.527891513
>>527891701
>>527891176
The only self wanking I did was joking how I' still better than you at nightreign. Any wanking you read beyond that is just your own insecurity taking offense at nothing. Cope.
>>527891226
Okay?
>>527891238
People really get offended at the idea of casual sex huh, like every girl you fuck you have to marry? Sometimes its just sex. I Guess you wouldn't know.
>>527891443
Bi kings run this general. Any hole's a goal.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:44:52 PM
No.527891618
>>527892127
>>527891263
>We both fuck other people, that's the point.
Was getting and sharing various forms of herpes also the point? You don't actually think anyone envies your situationship, do you? I have more respect for gooners and coomers than cucks like you.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:45:47 PM
No.527891701
>>527892127
>>527891513
Did you suck Destiny's cock too?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:47:22 PM
No.527891854
ggs eyerape recluse and executor
Executor is proof that Elden Ring gameplay is far superior when a deflect mechanic is involved. Fighting BBH as him is the best thing ever. Shame his entire gimmick is useless in the game outside styling on bosses.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:48:20 PM
No.527891956
>>527892127
>>527891263
>I lick other guys cum off her, look at me!!
yikes lmao
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:49:21 PM
No.527892063
>>527891914
from has never understood their own game mechanics and not a single meta has ever been intended
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:49:57 PM
No.527892127
>>527892248
>>527892696
>>527891618
>t. Virgin
>>527891701
Literally who
>>527891956
This shows your low self worth. Other guys lick my cum off her. Cope.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:51:12 PM
No.527892248
>>527892446
>>527892127
>the best I can do is share used meat who doesn't give a shit about me
I'd stop typing if I were you, cuckboy.
>b-but I also don't care, you're the cuck!!!
lmao.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:51:56 PM
No.527892319
>>527891914
Good.
I despise parrying as a mechanic (bar spell parrying) and do not want it to ever be mandatory.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:52:49 PM
No.527892402
>>527891914
Should have just worked like deflecting hardtear desu.
Though maybe that would have been too strong.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:53:15 PM
No.527892446
>>527892691
>>527892861
>>527892248
Shows your own low self worth again. I have a regular partner because the sex is good, I have other casual partners and even have a kid as mentioned. You assume in a casual relationship you're the one getting taken advantage of, because you have low self worth and your dick is small. I dont have that problem.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:55:50 PM
No.527892691
>>527892887
>>527892446
is the cuck chair comfy at least?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:55:52 PM
No.527892696
>>527892887
>>527892127
>Oh you don't need to fuck STD ridden whores to get laid? You must be a virgin.
Just because you are invisible to high status women doesn't mean high status women don't exist.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:57:32 PM
No.527892846
gg
Sorry for dragging you in my remembrance quest.
Fuck that dragon though, the second I use fire grease, he flies out of here.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:57:46 PM
No.527892861
>>527893013
>>527892446
Also me, my kid hates me for it, but whatever, he's not actually my kid anyways.
>>527892691
Yeah see again, you hear two people fuck the same girl and your first instinct is that the other guy is Tyrone. Because your dick is small. I'm the other guy, the one she tells you not to worry about. I've fucked married women before, you think just because we shared her that makes me the cuck? You live a sad life.
>>527892696
I have my blood tested twice a week. I know I'm fine. Cope more.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:59:40 PM
No.527893013
>>527892861
Sad life, man. Can't relate.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:00:32 PM
No.527893093
>>527893310
>>527892887
>I have my blood tested twice a week. I know I'm fine. Cope more.
Yikes. Only a matter of time until you get some bad news. I will pray for you.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:00:54 PM
No.527893125
>>527893227
>>527893310
>>527892887
>I have my blood tested twice a week
what? why?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:00:58 PM
No.527893131
Forgot to add, I've also let a few men fuck me, and sometimes I even pay them to fuck my wife in front of me. People wish they could have this much freedom. Cope, all of you.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:01:37 PM
No.527893191
>>527893310
>>527893393
>>527892887
Ignore these losers lmao you know what's up. I used to fuck bitches on military bases while their hubbies were away in the sandbox. You only live once so you gotta make life count.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:02:04 PM
No.527893227
>>527893331
>>527893125
He fucks a lot of low value high risk women. He also probably fucks men.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:02:57 PM
No.527893310
>>527893393
>>527893610
>>527893125
I donate plasma, they test your blood with every donation.
>>527893191
Based.
>>527893093
>t. Virgin
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:03:11 PM
No.527893331
>>527893921
>>527893227
then blood tests are useless. they'll just give him the bad news once he gets it.
it's the partners who should have the blood tests before fucking him.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:04:03 PM
No.527893393
>>527893558
>>527893921
>>527892887
>>527893191
>>527893310
>>527891871
>pretending to be a different person backing himself up
LMAO
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:04:26 PM
No.527893434
>>527893921
>>527892887
how do I unsubscribe from you blog?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:05:46 PM
No.527893558
>>527893393
Lurk moar and pay attention to the timestamps before you call out a samefag, newfren.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:06:08 PM
No.527893602
>>527891413
but they would learn
and likely stopped wasting time after a death or two. That's not something you can't come back from
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:06:14 PM
No.527893610
>>527893854
>>527893921
>>527893310
you donate plasma twice a week? im pretty sure that's too frequent. in my country you can do it once every 2 week. they won't let you do more.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:08:48 PM
No.527893854
>>527893610
He is lying. He goes to the free aids clinic twice a week because deep down he knows he's playing with fire and will soon be burned.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:09:30 PM
No.527893921
>>527893331
You can just day you're scared of women, that's fine.
>>527893434
Stop replying to me and asking me about myself? Or go to the new thread, retard.
>>527893610
You may be thinking of donating blood, which is once every 56 days. Plasma is twice a week.
>>527893393
lmao pic related
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:10:31 PM
No.527894009
>>527891413
you teach them
monkey see monkey do
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:04:49 PM
No.527899359
>>527902136
wtf happened why so many deleted
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:31:38 PM
No.527902136
>>527899359
at morning: dsg spam
then: 2 spergs going back and forth for something non elden ring related
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:45:28 PM
No.527903625
>>527905273
Is Nightreign worth it if I found SoTE overly tedious requiring max tank unga bunga at the end?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:00:32 PM
No.527905273
>>527903625
pirate the game and check it
wait for sale at christmas (dlc will have released by then)
or just buy it, it's a fun game imo
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:23:13 PM
No.527907670
>>527882658
Stone Soup was peak