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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

scrote gaming

Now that the Donkey Kong Direct is done, soon there should be more info out about Raiders. At least that's what the hopium within me is telling me.

summer nights when

screen should do 70 damage

who fsh

>>527901973
next month

>>527901949
I need Raiders news yesterday, I'm excited but I need to see that's it's not another side order

https://youtu.be/azu_2YO0yVQ?si=Uzh1uDZ2LSfyz5FE
Dude has spoken

>jewtuber
don't care
go away

>>527903174
It's probably still in the middle of development, not holding my breath for any recent announcements though. Just hoping there are some breadcrumbs on the way

>>527903543
>>527903875
i heard niggerdude raped a white women we should lynch him

>>527903543
Woomy needs to take her meds and let go, the reefslider accident wasn't her fault

>>527904175
I would at least like to see the main gameplay loop, don't really like speculating for months on basically nothing

>>527904931
It's been 10 years...

>>527905179
you should really stop giving attention to mentally ill schizophrenics, you're promoting their faggotry by engaging in it

Aerogay users should kill themselves

30 new weapons and faggots are still playing 52 gal and eliter

>>527906273
>noooo you can't use good weapons use the bad new ones like starz dynamo

I want my woomy to look bad like this in 4.

>>527907073
Where in the actual fuck are you prompted to tip a cashier

>>527907073
>tip culture
laughingsquid.jpg

>>527907319
America is a dystopian shithole, what else is new?

>>527907073
I give a quarter every time to the guy who packs my bags at the supermarket. But that's it.

>>527906273
>the game has too much bullshit flying around
>pick weapons good at mitigating or ignoring all the bullshit
it's almost like they want to experinece the good parts of the game and skip the garbage

>>527907785
I live hear and I've never heard of that being done

>>527908590
>I live hear
ESL immigrant lol. The places where cashiers ask for tips are often chain stores where they show you tipping options for your order (rip off). I don't tip, fuck that.

>>527908590
It happens but yeah it's pretty rare. At my local mall there are a few spots that have the option

>>527908976
in splatoon 4 you will have the option to tip the shopkeepers but because it's japan they will insult you for doing it

>>527907073
I tip 10% - 20% when I have to
broke nignog

>>527910739
>when I have to
no such thing exists

>>527910739
>when I have to

woomy?

No fatties allowed beyond this point

>>527913551
I want inkjet and zipcast to activate midair but have their landing spots in the place you jumped to.

>>527913551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x333wB86-Y8

who salmn

>>527914817
Me.

>>527913408
that includes you also tubby

>>527915436
cmin

evens I gamble with splatoon matchmaking
odds I go to the casino

>>527916595
Good luck gambler anon

>>527916595
You'd have better luck at the casino

thoughts on the homo bwaster?

>>527919223
dont care about the blaster just this amazing flopshredder i see before me

>>527918254
I miss bumnugger.

>>527918254
They need to bring back Piranha Pit next update.

>>527919660
>Nice!
soulless

anyone wanna open?

>>527920148
>white people
i don't feel so good

GGs s thanks for slamon!

>>527920563
rare footage of seekers being used properly

>>527920865
Still looking?

>>527921945
yep
room's up

>>527919223
0 synergy kit

>>527921238
GGGGs B, gotta love a quick king kill
Freelancers make me sick.

>>527920563
>seekers did 80 damage in a huge blast radius
>damage up brought them to 100
>rbpd had seekers and also did 80 damage so damage up served double duty
funny oneshot blaster with charger range with funny fat burst bombs

I gotta ask the folks who are still playing, after everything, is roller still scraping the bottom of the barrel? I know that the Stock Splat Roller was the go to, but every other Roller got gimped in some way, and the other kits did nothing to really help roller diversify in use. I know they tried to break rollers knees every game since S1, I just want to know if my fave is still trash.

>>527924297
the new happy roller is good, the one with ultra splatdown

>>527924521
The new Big Swig? If I recall, Big Swigs were good for coverage, but are shit for fighting overall. Unless it's design is just to spam the special.

GGs S

GGs p

>>527924781
Splash down + Torpedo along with its already stupid flick range its a very potent weapon far better than the other two versions of it.
Give it a try in turf of SZ

>>527924297
Carbon deco is as good as v roller.

>>527918095
>>527918112
Didn't get shit
FLAR in real life

>>527927351
>cardeco players
i'm gonna throw up

>>527927493
>he fell for the casino jew

>>527928210
I only used free play so the only thing I lost was my time

>>527928310
TIME IS MONEY, FRIEND

>>527927493
Couldn’t you have like stolen some coasters or a chair

Woomy addicted to the shell out machine...
Please stop, woomy...

>>527913408
What about phat’s?

>decide to tank my series matchmakign weapon power to see if it improves matchmaking
>drop to 1500
>no differences

lmao just as i thought, it's just a cosmetic number

it really was just a cosmetic change

>>527929583
>throwing on purpose
hope you get banned, nigger

>>527928852
Woomy needs help

>>527929884
>splashtag
her woomlets need more help

>>527929768
cry about it faggot

this game and the general died within two days of the third kits and "new" map

nothing can save this shit game and this franchise is absolutely fucked if they honestly think they can keep people interested in splatoon for another 3+ years with the current state of splatoon 3

it's been over 2 and a half years and I still can't get a specific title from gacha. I'm so tired of shards and stickers, man. Somebody kill me.

>>527930049
>Doomfag melty
Xaxaxa. You lose. You lose.

>>527930049
kill yourself

>>527930316
>>527930392
>i-i-it's a spin off it wasn't supposed to sell well

>>527930129
Mmmm nah you just need to go squid party with other squids

>>527930504
retarded doomkek

>>527930464
Obsessed

>>527930464
>Switch 1

>>527930504
>xe actually thinks raiders will flop
LOL

I don't expect much from Raiders, but it will be fun to play on launch day.

>>527931236
>splatoon 3 doesn't even appear in the top 30 best selling japanese titles anymore while games that are older than it still do

>>527931993
The Raiders teaser got more views than the Switch 2 Direct. You have no idea how popular Splatoon is in Japan

>>527932335
>Even bothering to engage le doomfails when you know they have no cards against facts

>>527932580
it's fun to watch them squirm

>>527931993
Yes, OE and SO are peak

>>527932335
mechanic-chan sexo

are splatoon fans in japan seen as the same as sonic fans in the west

>>527932536
So popular it no longer sells.

>>527932086
>Shiver has a chest in this image
No wonder she looks nervous she padded again and hopes no one notices it in the picture.

>there's custom servers to still play the first game
>set it up on console and try to make an account
>error
>try to make it on their website instead
>internal server error
the fuck

>>527933052
Nah Splatoon is too recent for that. If anything, Splatoon is the overwatch of Japan.

>>527933586
pretendo is laughably amateur, you'll be lucky if you get it working for more than one match at a time

>>527931993
I’m climbing up the elevator right now

>>527933587
ACTUALLY nips love overwatch, overwatch is the overwatch of japan

How does Side Order feel on Switch 2?

>>527934069
Overwatch 1 was killed for no reason and that series has never been the same since

18 salmon run losses in a row
I didn't even care anymore
2 hours of life down the drain

>>527932086
Cleavage dude

I need sex with the mechanic woomy.

>>527933858
If I look up the error code it just says "unknown cause" "unknown solution"
guess I'll try again later

>>527934421
I finally get a win but didn't even get to fight horrorboros for whatever fucking reason
that was the only reason I didn't stop playing an hour ago
this isn't worth it

>>527935289
I wonder if each idol will have a play mode attached to them that they do together with the Mechanic
>Big Man
Flying and exploration
>Shiver
Fishing and resource gathering
>Frye
Treasure hunting and searching

>>527936485
I think you mean sex, sex and sex.

This is a fun CB weapon.

fsh?

>>527939232
quite so

>>527939436
>Weyy in the screen shot
>Veemo in image
Once again the image is superior to the screen

>>527939890
no its weyy, they just added eyelashes to him

>>527939890
The artist clearly just likes feminine men.

>SZ Eeltail
I guess I won't Splatoon.

>>527942549
>>527939436

>>527942642
I only wanted to X battles right now. Maybe next time.

Did you notice that graffiti on walls can no longer be freshed or reported now? And it all seems to be good quality and game related, probably pre-approved by Ninty rather than pulled from current user posts.
For once they do something based and save us from looking at mental illnesses in plaza and in matches (graffiti would not be removed even after reporting the post), I hope it stays like this always and not just this month.

retard

faggot

>>527945073
>he's still not in the jp plaza
LMAOing at you

>>527945073
Those are pre-made posts by game staff when you're offline or not enough user made posts show up..

>>527945656
I was online and there wasn't a single user post graffiti to be found

>>527945073
you're just as mental as what you report

>>527945656
Shh don't tell him
We let the special needs individuals learn on their own around here

>>527946431
>no u

>>527946523
kys j*ey
fucking retard

trans women are women.

>>527946615
if it really is joey then lmao, he's a confirmed fag to begin with

>>527946431
Please explain your reasoning as I'm uncertain of what point you're trying to make

beeg woomy

>>527946523
posted it again award

>>527946625
52gal is an honest weapon.

>>527946625
false
>>527946970
true
>but
go back to your rimi trizooka spam and tell me in detail how honest your choice is in comparison

>>527946794
okay since you're retarded I'll spell it out for you.
going out of your way to report something you don't like is autistic and a waste of Nintendo's time.

>>527948003
and to add to this you've had anons give you suggestions
but you tell everybody your reports after ignoring everyone

hey sketch I saw that you reported my post 527561636. Your art is still dogshit and you will never be a woman.

>>527948003
How is using an implemented system designed for people to report things that are against terms of service "going out of my way"? You're argument against this is "i'm against law and authority" which I fully support, this is entirely a "you" issue because you don't like being told what to do. That in itself is a very immature and infantile mindset yet you want to argue like an adult?

>>527948305
you really should have been aborted esl
sybau

>>527948003
LOL

>>527929342
>obese but """sexy"""
No, leave and never return

>>527948821
>shiver alone with no frye
i was the one who reported

im getting close to my 2nd grizzco gold banner...

I unironically believe that voice comms is cheating.

>>527949742
Explain

>>527949742
buy a switch 2

>>527949742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdx7NOR58Ds

I think Shiver is mid ngl

...let's go?

>>527950194
>t. flexlion homo

>>527949742
they are, especially in splat because of how quickly you can act on any info, and how much info it throws at you to compensate for it being explicitly designed around not having comms
splat with comms becomes quite a bit shallower
but it's not like they can stop people from just calling each other on discord

>>527952159
can't believe everyone was cheating in the japanese nationals

>play anarchy
>get stomped by three-stack of clanfags with vc
>play anarchy again
>get stomped by different three-stack of clanfags with vc
>play anarchy one more time
>get stomped in 5 seconds by top 10 + top 500 + top 500 team
Wow I feel SO ENGAGED.
>t. S-rank shitter

>>527952459
this but unironically, this game shouldn't be played in person

>>527952567
play series?

>>527952459
nintendo should've set an example and hosted non-comm tournaments from day one, to set an example
but by the time we got anything remotely official, grassroots already took over with regular pew pew shooty game sensibilities, and comms became the standard in torunaments, and it warps it into something completely different

>>527952779
I'm trying new kits, don't want to take unfamiliar weapons into series.
And it's not like I haven't been matched with top 10s in S series before

>>527953265
Honestly I think Nintendo's actively killing open as a casual queue with all the changes they've done ever since they turned it into diet league two years ago.

>>527954573
i really shouldn't be getting matched against silver/gold X badges in open when i'm a 1700xp shitter

>>527954775
I ran up against 3 yesterday they were all average players. Badges mean nothing

https://x.com/Miluneo/status/1935463831813374527?t=yXZCXdbAu8vLVlO1K8aRfQ&s=19 one day Nogami will stop hating money and we'll get official versions of stuff like this

Right to left:
>jr
>sshot
>sshot pro
>jet
>burst bomb
I don't understand burst bombs. Definitely not on the two new kits (SShot and Jet).
I think I read that it's supposed to synergize with your main, but I don't see how.
For Jet, yeah it turns it from 4- to 2-shot (so saving one action), but with the main outranging the sub by so much it seems very rare when it's better than just landing those two extra shots without sacrificing distance.
For SShot it's even worse, you only go from 3-shot to 2-shot so same number of actions.
But I also feel that ttk with burst bomb is the same, if not longer, due to delay before you can start shooting again. And I find that throwing bomb messes up my accuracy for the main because of controller movement.
Both splat and succ bombs are powerful tools with many applications, burst bombs just feel like weakness and liability to me. Am I missing something? Or are those two just bad kits?

>>527958553
Jet is meant to be played much more aggressively than the other kits, you get in the fray and thus within burst combo range more often. Shot's only justification is "it had it in the other two games lol."

>>527958553
bingo, you've figured out why marker is better for jet than burst
but burst is still good on both of them
for sshot, burst still outranges, inking range of shooters is half a line to a line longer than crosshair range (that's also why jr looks so close to sshot in that pic, its inking range extends more, while the effective range difference is much bigger), and you can lob it over cover to soften your opponent before a fight, get a consistent finisher on someone hard to hit, or use it for mobility (particularly walls, shooters are meh at painting walls)
for jet, learn burst cancel, it is actually faster on it, plus same things apply as to sshot- mobility, out of reach softener, consistent finisher, plus 35+32+32=99 so you'll often get 3-shots even with the blast hitbox (since burst paints their feet, it only takes 3 frames if they aren't wearing ink res)
you can also wear sub power up to make their range longer, though jet would require so much investment that you might as well pick stock instead

>>527958189
Jet squelcher is not ergo

hahahahahaha hiii
I'm skilless /ink/er, haha would you not believe that, i'm skilless as hell, i don't own an x badge, hahahahaha i'm skilless, i got nowhere to improve, would you not believe that, hahaha i can do no better i try try try but i can't do any better, i'm fucking skilless dude, i don't own an x badge

>>527960367
ok but literally me doe

>>527960367
Yeah. That's me. I bet you're wondering why I posted this.

finna toorf

>>527961450
Very cute Lemon-chan

good night /ink/

>>527961884
Gobsummer night anon.

is splatoon raiders a strand type game?

>>527965131
get plapped

>>527961587
Sex with Lemon-chan

I hate fake woomy fans.

3 is such a grind. There are so many weapons I like, how am I supposed to get 5 stars with them over the course of a couple hundred hours, let alone 10?

>>527965750
you mean like the girls from ninjala and foamstars

test

>>527965453
Hiro is so lucky...

>>527965930
if you play so much, you'll get burned out and not have as much fun. A bar doesn't need to be filled, stars aren't a requirement.

>>527965131
I mean it could be.
Imagine starting with a empty island, and needing to build supply chains. you have to carry everything with you in limited inventory space, Large object that interfere with your ability to swim. The easy paths of ink constantly washed away by natural rain and weather.

Of course it might not even be an open world game. But its a cool idea on paper.

>two embers dynamo on my team
This weapon is garbage jesus christ.

>>527966213
Hiro is a bottom btw
Veronika pegs him

is it just me or is pixiv suddenly unusable

>>527965750
elaborate

Woo

>>527965930
>how am I supposed to get 5 stars with them
Don't bother with it just play as you feel like. You getting 5 stars+ means nothing it grants in game beyond saying yeah I spent a lot of time with this weapon nothing more. Its not really worth it I have several 4 stars and no 5 as I play many weapons and I'm not worried about getting a sticker that I'm not going to use anyway.
So I ask you anon why is it so important to YOU to grind for stars??

>>527971108
mo

>>527967952
Its you works fine for me
Just got this image from them right now

>>527972206
it's lagging for me. Images take forever to load or just don't. I know it's not my internet that's the problem because every other page is working fine.

>>527974315
Pixiv servers are in Japan so it could just be the way traffic from Japan is being routed to you right now. Try another JP site see if its slow?

>>527974735
>Try another JP site see if its slow?
I tried that. Seems like it's just pixiv that's giving me trouble, even on other machines and browsers. Everything else is fine. I guess I'll just have to wait until my site access is unpoisoned.

>>527975351
Well then I got no idea its just one of those strange things when the net makes no sense for what its doing. That or your ISP has hired a Smart woomy to work on the networks

>>527974315
This sounds similar to this problem I've been having with a website called "4chan.org" for the past hour or so. Captchas and the page itself also taking forever to load.

>>527946881
Beeg woomies best woomies

>>527979479
Looks like a bottle opener.

Reminder that Nintendo gave these woomies all this ass for no reason

me and who

not that i'd ever play in handheld, but does the switch 2's battery last longer for splatoon 3 or does the upscaling and other background junk eat it?

Anyways, here it is.

>>527982389
Mini splatling was a mistake.

>>527982389
Kill whoever made pencil.

>>527982637
and the buckets
the bucket is on every top team since launch
in reality just kill tacticooler
mini being that high up is good though. I still haven't even tried the update but having a zooka farmer sounds fun

>>527982389
>team with two blue dapples
>quad dapple team with three blue and one red
>not a single barazushi dapples

my bf doesn't like the new hydra
he is a hydra main
I thought the new hydra wasn't terrible as a kit but I play stupid shit like blasters so my opinion is worthless

>maintenance
Wow.

>>527987635
There was a maintenance? I was playing for like a hour... I know there was a Switch 2 update but was able to play after it was done.

>>527990613
I updated and still it said there was maintenance. 450 sheldon tickets btw.

>>527990719
Weird then since I was able to play Splatzones this entire time. Also like 4 other /ink/ers in the pool too. Did you try to restart your console?

>>527986625
can i play w him

>>527991448
what do you think I am? some kind of cuck?
I don't share. get your own.

>>527990919
It auto-restarts so I didn't. It's too late now anyway.

>>527931054
Mine comes tomorrow

>>527948821
My resolve to press minus this month is renewed

>>527982389
S blast staying this strong after the nerf

>>527986625
can I play w you

>>527992239
Moar.

Should the cover of Splatoon4 be a 2 v 2 or 1 v 3 battle?

>>527998273
2v2v2v2, duh

>>527998735
S1 cover has one squid (1 character)
S2 cover has a squid and an octo battling each other (2 characters)
S3 has a squid and an octo battling another squid (3 characters)

S4 obviously has to have 4 characters, but does the single squid get a buddy or even more outmatched?

>>527996056
kill yourself

>>527992239
it's one thing if an artist moves on, but it's even more sad when it's like they've fallen off the earth and died.

>>527999063
you forgot
>splat1's cover weapon is splattershot (1 nozzle)
>spla2n's cover weapon is dualies (2 nozzles)
>splat3's cover weapon is stringer (3 nozzles)
splat4 will be tetras' and ballpoint's game

WTF are chargers even for? The game is too fast paced for them to be useful, the squiffer especially. They're useless in close range gun fights, they're SHIT at painting, and they can't shoot as far as other chargers.

>>528002356
>Squiffer
Mid-range objective control. Hit them from where they can't hit you. No jumping penalty while charging so you can be extra annoying while you dodge and aim

>>527986625
It's not fair
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

Yep it's another punish my self with 50 push ups for losing another ranked match

>>528002356
you mean the smaller ones, judging by the last paragraph?
squiffer is a murderous bastard, it's hard but it gets super consistent splats once you figure it out. it's a bit outclassed nowadays but if you're good at it it still does the one thing it does exceptionally well.
booz is kinda like jet that trades freeform mobility and some of the aggression for actually pretty good ranged paint. it's got a deceptively fast splat for its range, but it's not a close combatant because of how finnicky it is, you want to play keepaway with it.
goob is a jack of all trades. it's got close range torp combos, it's got a quick partial 2-tap like booz at a bit shorter range (full 3 lines is still pretty good), it's got squiff-range oneshots that are a bit slower and a bit more vulnerable because it can't jump (but it's actually quite fast when running so it can still play keepaway), it's got long-ish range full charge for emergency backlining, and it's got great paint on par with splash. and it's got charge hold shenanigans for styling on people. it's hard, it's complex, it doesn't excel at anything, but it's got a lot of versatility.

zis is a schwimmwoomer
it is woomer that schwimms!

https://x.com/kasatosamurai/status/1935614271267930481?t=tb2n1HjOydBPWa0l0Yqa8Q&s=19 this frightens the st/ink/er

>>527982389
Is mint decav really this good? Why is no-one playing vanilla stamper?

>>528005361
we used to have two good bubble weapons, zimi for spam and mint for an all-rounder, but now that mini has a unique niche of spamming the second best special in the series, you'd rather run decav and rimi than zimi and rimi on one team
stamper was always overrated desu, seems like new kits finally powercrept if out

>>528006228
>zimi
>not vroller

why cant i find a match

>>528007947
Your stank scared everyone away. Take a shower stinky

>>528007630
vroller is a solo queue warrior, decav is still better in every way

>>528008603
That is not my point, almost nobody was picking zimi in comp. You were giving up splash or vshot for it.

>>528006228
>stamper fell off
yeah from like 10/10 to 9.9/10

They have a really bad habits of making weapons that the netcode just can't support.

>>528013196
That's almost all of them.

Splatoon 4 WILL revamp the netcode.

>>528015635
(it will still be designed around salarymen playing turf or salmon while riding the subway)

>>528010159
zimi is a niche pick but is a pick nonetheless, there are comps where you'd want it over mint. vroller dropped off almost immediately because it offers little of value.
>You were giving up splash or vshot for it.
no, you were giving up mint for it. zimi is not a frontline shooter, it does not replace splash, and it coexists just fine with a splash.
>>528012868
stamper was always an 8/10 desu. in a game with legit 11/10s.

>>528015635
Average cat owner

Splatoon 4 will come in like 4 years

>>528017265
>you were giving up mint for it
No? This is year two of midline dominance, the fuck is mini going to do against slosher or assblast? Off to the rangelet paintbot role it goes.

>>528005361
They’re both Splatanas.

>>528017641
the fuck is decav doing against assblast, other than getting shot? mini and decav both exist to bully small arms, proper midlines rape both of them.

>>528004376
brilliant

>>528018342
Are you talking about fucking solo queue or something? Mint can at least keep up with them, Mini only exists to bully rangelets (of which there are only one per team most of the time) and turf the floor.

my schizo theory is that raiders is a lot closer than the trailer would suggest

>>528019748
Definitely closer than Air Riders given that it showed gameplay, might be a switch 1 game repurposed for Switch 2.

Good wooming. I love squids!

>>528020420
I wish squids were real

>>528020420
This kills the /ink/roach

>>528020420
Goodwooming

>>528020420
Splatoon Raiders will feature squids

>>527975934
Hiya, it's me again. I finally fixed the issue by resetting my DNS and IP settings. Seems like my ISP was screwing up my connection. Pixiv was just the site the error was most noticeable on.

woomy
omelet

womelet

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

Hello. I thought there was a spot on V to discuss Splatoon 3, but I couldn't find anything.

I have insider knowledge on the development of the upcoming entries in the Splatoon franchise. What I know revolves around hardware, marketing and branding.

Splatoon Raiders is an open world single-player campaign. Project Spiral was its previous placeholder name. It is intended to give players a memorable and repeatable experience while testing mechanics and features for the next instalment in the Splatoon franchise.

The game will nativelн run at 1080p 60fps 120hz and will support Cloud Save. Amiibo figurines can be used during gameplay to assist the player and unlock exclusive content. Release date is planned for early Q4 2025.

The fourth entry in the Splatoon franchise will not be numbered "Splatoon 4". The game is still in its early stages of development and conceptualization while the development team waits for feedback from Splatoon Raiders playtesters. GameChat will be temporarily inaccessible(?)/under maintenance during its launch but will be able to be used during the Testfire. No news on release date.

>>528029152
Just give us apartments man

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1554400/Paint_Chips/ this is a pc clone of splatoon with 8v8 match and 2v2v2v2 match and FFA match support. nobody except me plays it anymore.

>>528020776
All yebs are either "hebivores" or gay

>>528029152
will they make woomys cute again for 4

>>528030309
they're still cute though

>>527999102
Welcome back

>>528029152
>120hz
you're automatically full of shit

>>528030758
>t. dockedfag/switch1fag

>>528031025
60fps 120hz makes no sense

>>528030476
It's a fake one.

>>528030476
it's not a foot schizo exclusive
you can still say it

>Get one kill on a Japanese player
>That player hounds me for the rest of the match

relax bro

>>528032368
japs are savvy towards the matchmaking
if you got a kill on them, then you are one of the good ones, so you're worth pursuing over your shitter teammates

uno Jose and fish??

>>528036139
Is the offer still available?

>>528036827
Whatever happened to Noseanon?

>chara is gassing up the shitty barazushi splash
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>528038260
why do you care?

>>528038401
/ink/ said he was a top player

>>528038260
it's not shitty desu
it's perfectly functional, just exceptionally boring
which is a problem because we were promised zipcaster, the most fun thing in the entire game, and got the most idle gun imaginable

>>528038468
nobody said this
stop glazing a fraud

>>528038158
Noseanon was in /ctt/ and /vp/ for a little.

>>528037327
si señor
Joè 1/4

>>528039305
Me too

>>528039532
Bad, BAD woomers

>>528039305
J?

>>528029719
Was free now cost $15
Chances of anyone still playing almost none
That's a pass

But it does look cute at least

>>528039996
Yeah it’s me!

>>528040049
Oh lol aight
2/4

>>527920148
They looks like they're having alot of fun
That alone makes this awesome!

>communication error
>yes i have a wired connection
>didn't get a 10 minute ban
>but did cost me a series loss

????

>>528040771
Silly + Sexy
This is why she is best goblina

Ggs S
I’ll send u a friend request

>>528040834
Someone else probably disconnected and caused the lobby to die

>>528042347
No Joe? Man, fuck these freelancers
Oh well, GGs J

>>528042472
We should try again with a full boat sometime

>>528043740
GGGGs round 2 fsh
Yea freetards are a huge dice roll, especially this late into the game's lifespan.
Still, nice fishing! Always good to end on a win

im fugging late for fsh (again)
is anyone still interested in a room

https://x.com/ikashishisalmon/status/1935330930669011302?t=svcq_R01Q8lxEQIvxcIKDw&s=19 average st/ink/er fishing

dude lives in a nigger hut made of mud and his real name is dequantavious how much do you think he is worth

>>528046546
about tree fiddy

>>528046650
>smartest roller user

Splatoon 3 was about exterminating furries

>>528046650
Looks like normal Grizz roller play to me what is the issue?

>>528047730
pls no bully

stinky femcel cephs

>>528049252
its funny how you freaks want women to be your slaves haha

Doesn't mario kart world have a 120hz mode? If so how does it affect graphical quality? And how likely is Raiders and eventually 4 to have a similar option

>>528049915
it does not

>>528049696
my woomy my property

do you people only play baby anime games like splatoon and mario or what

>>528050754
Name a good videogame.

>>528049992
*Yet. They specified it wouldn't at launch.
>>528050845
Backgammon

>>528050754
It's fun

>>528050754
Only if the babies are cute and funny.

>>528050754
it's a mystery

>>528050897
>Backgammon
Are you Greek or Turk?

I want neither medcucks nor shitroaches in my squid cunny general

>>528052278
wha?

>>528050754
you forgot hello kitty island adventure
honestly it's really fun

>>528050754
On the Switch/Switch 2? Yes other games for me? PC. Mostly the exclusives now days is why I came back to Nintendo with the Switch especially Splatoon.

THAT [woomy!] IS MEEEEDIIIIC!

>>528054613
Need a tacticooler here!

>>528055134
>PUT TA-
>PUT TA-
I don't think this is Nintendo-friendly.

I'm already burned out from the grind. Guess I'll just queue in fun rooms

i have found my old yeb

I found a woomy on a roomy

>>528058116
Woomy on a BRAPmy

I lost to a quad emberz shot team.

>>528058456
TASTE THE RAINBOW MUTHAFUKKA

>>528058456
welcome to the new normal

Was this /ink/er right?

>>528059929
I wonder do you think these weapons will light up come Splatfest? Like the devil horns and Birthday hat already do

>>528058116
She got caught Woomying Under the Influence so her license has been suspended for a year

>>528060221
not even in just the context of splat1

>>528060221
I miss s1 haunt.

That's it
Woomy's getting a flop reduction

>>528062054
I'm calling WPS

>>528062054
Nooo...

I'm never scoring silver or gold on the shell machine again
why even try

>>528065518
took me over a year to get my 2nd gold, and the 1st one also took about just as long

What do you think Maire do I look good?

>>528068607
“Agent 4 would look better.”

>>528069424
I wish Marie would groom me...

>>528068607
No arrow therefor you said that not her.

>>528069424
Agent 4 is dead Marie, move on

Tell me you're a nigger without telling me you're a nigger

>>528069380
Now we're talking.

>>528069380
what if raiders is just inkling only? and octolings get further shafted in terms of customization options

https://x.com/danielleified/status/1935722712506175983
Unused song datamined

>>528074138
Nah they gotta give us the two options.

>>528073151
(You) calm down eat a snickers

>>528062054
Haircut

>>528074212
More evidence that Side Order was rushed

>>528074138
If it was going to be woomy only then the pilot outfit wouldn't have completely covered everything so you can't tell who they are.

Mr Nogami PLEASE

>>528074212
Is it really in the data or just someone "claiming" they found it? Something that should have been found a while back not now.

>>528075269
just 1v4 bruh

>>528075579
I’m gonna assume it was found at the beginning but no one thought “wait a minute I don’t remember this” til now

>>528074212
>>528074886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrGmpUbKoyA

>>528075829
Cool. I liked the new Itzy except for the title track

>>528075829
I thought as much, still a good instrumental

>>528074138
then itll be the best game in the series

>>528074138
It won't be, but they the octo form will probably just be cosmetic and the mechanic will be an inkling in every promotional art and trailer. Sorta like with Lemon-chan

>Chara uploads something new
>it's him and his trannyfaggot friends screaming while they play open matches instead of an analysis video

happy Juneteenth

>>528076930
>watching garbage in the first place

>>528074212
it says gullible on the ceiling

>>528077296
If we're going to post Marina

>>528075829
fugg...

>>528077296
Americans are never beating the nigger worship allegations.

>>528078185
/pol/ is a couple doors down

>>528078185
Don't like hot chocolate or something?

>>528077296
Tako Thursday

>>528078483
My wife.

fsh?

>>528080263
host

Gassy woomy

>>528080545
opening

fss 2/4

>>528080582
Inflate herself
Just like a balloon
This crazy ceph
Just digs this tune

>>528082480
slop

>>528083487
Stop getting mad at free content.

>>528083487
Has proper amount of fingers and suckers aren't out of place or to many. Its not AI

>>528084528
nigga look at the fucking eyes

>>528084528
it's a jtveemo trained AI sloppa, it's incredibly easy to tell

>>528083983
I would rather pay for 50 dollar battlepasses in Splatoon 4 if it meant I never had to see another piece of AI slop in my life.

>>528084729
That looks nothing like jtveemo's style.

>>528084528
blind ass nigga

>>528084736
I would pay for battle passes regardless.

miau

I prefer Hizake

/ink/ jazz band

>>528086226
Jannies will freak

>25/21 recent battles
I'm gonna throw up

ggs t! holy fug that sucked

>>528089056
ggs, joe took way longer than it should've to spawn

>>528088589
farm losses bro

>>528089375
No, this is not about me. It's about update tourists.

>>528090034
>update tourists

lmao most everyone has quit playing by now when they realized the game was just as shit as they left it

learn to lose your games as quickly as possible so you can get to the games you can actually win

>>528090150
You're dogshit at the game, I'm not.

>>528090575
sure nigger that's why you're losing all your games right

>>528090678
Not my fault, I keep a constant 70-80% winrate until big events happen.

>Switch 2 software sales below expectations
uh oh

>528091462
nobody asked, snoy

>>528091462
>tendies only buy bingslop
shocker

>>528091462
I don't buy nintendo consoles for third party games.

>>528091462
>Publishers cheap out with game key cards.
>Act surprised when only Nintendo games and CP2077 is selling when its the whole game on the card.
I wonder why...

>>528091462
>wtf why is my 10 year old port key card not selling
Third party can suck it

*updates your woomy to woomdows 11*

>>528090190
>tfw nono was the one telling him to fuck off last time

>>528092003
Joke's on you, my woomy is already dum.

>>528092003
le woomy xp

SMOOCHING (You) ON THE LIPS

>>528092493
Blessed be the Gold Aero users

>>528092162
new phone background just dropped

>>528092003
Too late I switched to Arch Veemix

wake up babe, time to go 0-3 in series due to flar again

>>528091462
>games that were already out years ago on better consoles are not selling well
Shocking.
Nobody buys Nintendo for third party games.

>>528092689
how long is your phone bro

Fortnite on switch 2 is good

The Switch 1/2 being a portable console is more something that makes me go "hmm" rather than something I'd practically do.
Not like I have a train commute or want to play it in the park, and if I want to play it in bed, I also have a TV in my room.

>>528093009
fits in just fine

I'm assuming the new spro is good, judging by how it's in almost every match

>>528094065
>shooter with missiles and a lethal bomb
what tipped you off?

>>528094065
>shooter with missiles and a bomb
No shit.

>>528093797
>Almost exclusively play games at a desk
>Have to buy some shitty overpriced chink tablet just to play woomy
Why does it have to be this way

woomy dropping the hydra on her toe

the matchmaking doing its best to flar me

Sex with woomy.

what did he mean by this

Cuddles and smooches with Yebby.

How the fuck are you supposed to be able to collect five brella cooldown chips in a run for the 100% encyclopedia if support isn’t favored at all? I have heavy chip color bias, I can reroll plenty for purple but when it gets to the late stages it just fucking floods me with drone tones. What am I doing wrong?

Truth inkstrike

>>528092003
I'm on iOS

>>528096152
dumb phoneposter

>>528095947
>What am I doing wrong?
Nothing. It's luck based. You'll probably have to go through it several times. I gave up trying to 100%.

>>528095947
RNG

>>528088589
Bro got a normal 50/50 matchmaking seed and still complains

>>528092003
My woomy will always be 7

My woomy wants to be a gravure model.

>>528088589
>>528096579
make a sacrifice to the FLAR gods before you play

>>528096978
Not even nono is this bad

>36/14
or simply just don't be a shitter lol

happy juneteenth

>>528097170
yeah he's worse

I am the worst st/ink/er

And this is what happens when you win too many matches in a row
straight into laggy jap hell

>>528098252
>he doesn't use lag to harness power
skill issue

>blaster
>if I use it enemies swim right through the ink i just made
>if the enemy uses it i'm waist deep in quicksand and already dead
Fix this online.

>>528098486
>enemy blaster
>once you're hit by the first explosion, it's too late to escape the second one unless you were already moving at full speed in the opposite direction
very balanced weapon type

>>528098252
>>528098486
>>528098671
>>528098829
All of this type of bullshit happens to me non-stop and I loathe this fucking game for it

Marina feeling savage today

who salmn

>>528103015
I salmn

>>528103794
oh still there?

>>528105207
ye

>>528105267
cmin

>>528094624
To punish PCjeets and remind them of their place at the feet of civilized White (read: console) society.

>>528103015
I could a king if you're still at it

>>528107660
i'll fsh if (you) make a room.

>>528107660
we openin

>>528107864
I joined >>528107937, still a spot left

stinkers in your era want to slom

>>528102747
Treehouse Marina was canon all along.

>>528108097
>era
Nice to know theyre at the right time, but I wonder if theyre in the right place

>>528108470
>bandaid on wrist
uh oh

>>528108470
If they do fourth kits, the 52 should be zebra pattern to match the other animal print shirt.

>>528108635
>If they do fourth kits
bruh

>>528108696
Did they confirm it already?

>>528097221
wtf is a juneteenth?

This is not a rotation where I will 400 Spawning Grounds...

>>528108947
cant imagine being so stupid you don't know how to google

>>528108947
Amerifag holiday where they worship negros.

>>528109149
you can google everything no need to go to 4chan

good golb, fsh.

>>528109894
block the player (you) he is a racist

>>528109894
GGs! Nice smooth Joe

(you) can you accept my friend request, i too, am racist

I'm awful with every single one of these weapons lmao

I also love racing

i dont race myself currently but i watch some racists online

GGs slmn close one
thx for join!!

>>528109894
>>528112770
GG's BB, S, and Y!

*makes /ink/ seethe*

>>528112832
>>528112770
>>528107864
GGs! Sorry for topping the deaths chart, I really don't know what to do with those weapons lol

>>528113457
*gets dragged out on the street crying for forgiveness*

Jesus FUCK, I hate fighting Joe with randos or my usual pals, why is fighting and defeating that fucker so fucking convoluted and difficult? Maybe sticking with playing with this general is the only fucking way I can fight and BTFO Joe-

channeling a summer nights tweet please god please

alright bros, coming back for patch 10.0 and forgot how to play

who do you guys watch usually to copy?

And here it is

>>528123421
I've never been on a plane. I wonder if big man will win again.

>>528123421
>If you were to travel, would you choose land, sea or air?

>>528123421
>frye is sea
L
>planes in tr*mp's america
L
shiver is the objectively right one here

>>528123421
>Yet another dogshit "Splatfest"
Why? I fucking despise Splatfests in Splat3, they all sucked horseshit through a silly-straw (with the exception of Grand Fest, of course).

>>528123421
in a car you can wroom anywhere

which idol has a plappable navel

Reminder: Random Weapon rotation in Splatoon 2's Salmon Run today.

Places everyone, get ready!

>>528125083
I miss Ark Polaris.

>>528125020
SheldonGODS...

>>528125083
>Random weapon rotation
Oh, cool-

>It's on Spawning Grounds
For fuck's sakes. This fuckin' map of all maps. I can't fuckin' stand it or even Marooner's Bay.

>>528125496
S2 SG is better than S3's thougheverbeit

the new DK game is the splatoon 3 singleplayer we deserved

>>528125636
It's the worst fucking map in the series bar none. Why does this map even have defenders?

>>528125675
>That new DK game
...It looks like cowshit and DK's new design is horrifically horseshit and hideous.

>>528125675
Trvst the plan... Raiders VILL save us...

>>528125740
I'm not especially looking forward to splatoon being forced into the open world template but I supposed they have to try it sooner or later, so hopefully they make it cool
I thought the overworld in Return of the Mammalians was already a perfect interlude between the regular levels, actually

>>528125739
>worst map
skissue, the egg count WRs have all been on spawning grounds
stop defending moroner's bay

>>528125883
Oh, I fuckin' despise Moroner's Bay just as harshly as Shitting Grounds, both are equally as awful as SR maps.

Choke on a fuckin' cock.

>>528125959
nuh uh, if you hated MB as much as SG you would have mentioned it but you didn't you fagaloon

salmon run is boring

>>528126036
>You would have mentioned it but you didn't you fagaloon
>Literally mentions it in my original post, picrel
??? Either you're retarded or have doghsit eyesight.

>>528126147
nuh uh, you never said it was worse
if you were smart and not a lqb liar you would have conceded that MB was the worse map but you probably don't even own the game or something....

>>528126342
>Continues to double down on being retarded

>>528126449
i'm right and you know it tourist-kun
if you owned the game you wouldn't parrot insincere opinions you see posted now and then

remember this?

>>528126594
deserved

>>528126557
>He thinks I'm a tourist
>When I have picrel amount of hours in the game
I accept your concession.

>>528126594
Kind of? I think it deserved it.