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>>527693814Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen
>Newsโข Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
โข Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
โข Sizzle Season is on until 8/31
>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU
>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/
>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
Now that the Donkey Kong Direct is done, soon there should be more info out about Raiders. At least that's what the hopium within me is telling me.
screen should do 70 damage
>>527901949I need Raiders news yesterday, I'm excited but I need to see that's it's not another side order
https://youtu.be/azu_2YO0yVQ?si=Uzh1uDZ2LSfyz5FE
Dude has spoken
>jewtuber
don't care
go away
>>527903174It's probably still in the middle of development, not holding my breath for any recent announcements though. Just hoping there are some breadcrumbs on the way
>>527903543>>527903875i heard niggerdude raped a white women we should lynch him
>>527903543Woomy needs to take her meds and let go, the reefslider accident wasn't her fault
>>527904175I would at least like to see the main gameplay loop, don't really like speculating for months on basically nothing
>>527904931It's been 10 years...
>>527905179you should really stop giving attention to mentally ill schizophrenics, you're promoting their faggotry by engaging in it
Aerogay users should kill themselves
30 new weapons and faggots are still playing 52 gal and eliter
>>527906273>noooo you can't use good weapons use the bad new ones like starz dynamo
I want my woomy to look bad like this in 4.
>>527907073Where in the actual fuck are you prompted to tip a cashier
>>527907073>tip culturelaughingsquid.jpg
>>527907319America is a dystopian shithole, what else is new?
>>527907073I give a quarter every time to the guy who packs my bags at the supermarket. But that's it.
>>527906273>the game has too much bullshit flying around>pick weapons good at mitigating or ignoring all the bullshitit's almost like they want to experinece the good parts of the game and skip the garbage
>>527907785I live hear and I've never heard of that being done
>>527908590>I live hearESL immigrant lol. The places where cashiers ask for tips are often chain stores where they show you tipping options for your order (rip off). I don't tip, fuck that.
>>527908590It happens but yeah it's pretty rare. At my local mall there are a few spots that have the option
>>527908976in splatoon 4 you will have the option to tip the shopkeepers but because it's japan they will insult you for doing it
>>527907073I tip 10% - 20% when I have to
broke nignog
>>527910739>when I have tono such thing exists
>>527910739>when I have to
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>527913551I want inkjet and zipcast to activate midair but have their landing spots in the place you jumped to.
>>527913551https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x333wB86-Y8
>>527913408that includes you also tubby
evens I gamble with splatoon matchmaking
odds I go to the casino
>>527916595Good luck gambler anon
>>527916595You'd have better luck at the casino
thoughts on the homo bwaster?
>>527919223dont care about the blaster just this amazing flopshredder i see before me
>>527918254I miss bumnugger.
>>527918254They need to bring back Piranha Pit next update.
>>527919660>Nice!soulless
>>527920148>white peoplei don't feel so good
>>527920563rare footage of seekers being used properly
>>527920865Still looking?
>>527921238GGGGs B, gotta love a quick king kill
Freelancers make me sick.
>>527920563>seekers did 80 damage in a huge blast radius>damage up brought them to 100>rbpd had seekers and also did 80 damage so damage up served double dutyfunny oneshot blaster with charger range with funny fat burst bombs
I gotta ask the folks who are still playing, after everything, is roller still scraping the bottom of the barrel? I know that the Stock Splat Roller was the go to, but every other Roller got gimped in some way, and the other kits did nothing to really help roller diversify in use. I know they tried to break rollers knees every game since S1, I just want to know if my fave is still trash.
>>527924297the new happy roller is good, the one with ultra splatdown
>>527924521The new Big Swig? If I recall, Big Swigs were good for coverage, but are shit for fighting overall. Unless it's design is just to spam the special.
>>527924781Splash down + Torpedo along with its already stupid flick range its a very potent weapon far better than the other two versions of it.
Give it a try in turf of SZ
>>527924297Carbon deco is as good as v roller.
>>527918095>>527918112Didn't get shit
FLAR in real life
>>527927351>cardeco playersi'm gonna throw up
>>527927493>he fell for the casino jew
>>527928210I only used free play so the only thing I lost was my time
>>527928310TIME IS MONEY, FRIEND
>>527927493Couldnโt you have like stolen some coasters or a chair
Woomy addicted to the shell out machine...
Please stop, woomy...
>>527913408What about phatโs?
>decide to tank my series matchmakign weapon power to see if it improves matchmaking
>drop to 1500
>no differences
lmao just as i thought, it's just a cosmetic number
it really was just a cosmetic change
>>527929583>throwing on purposehope you get banned, nigger
>>527928852Woomy needs help
>>527929884>splashtagher woomlets need more help
>>527929768cry about it faggot
this game and the general died within two days of the third kits and "new" map
nothing can save this shit game and this franchise is absolutely fucked if they honestly think they can keep people interested in splatoon for another 3+ years with the current state of splatoon 3
it's been over 2 and a half years and I still can't get a specific title from gacha. I'm so tired of shards and stickers, man. Somebody kill me.
>>527930049>Doomfag meltyXaxaxa. You lose. You lose.
>>527930316>>527930392>i-i-it's a spin off it wasn't supposed to sell well
>>527930129Mmmm nah you just need to go squid party with other squids
>>527930504retarded doomkek
>>527930504>xe actually thinks raiders will flopLOL
>Implying people care about Splatoon singleplayer content
I don't expect much from Raiders, but it will be fun to play on launch day.
>>527931236>splatoon 3 doesn't even appear in the top 30 best selling japanese titles anymore while games that are older than it still do
>>527931993The Raiders teaser got more views than the Switch 2 Direct. You have no idea how popular Splatoon is in Japan
>>527932335>Even bothering to engage le doomfails when you know they have no cards against facts
>>527932580it's fun to watch them squirm
>>527931993Yes, OE and SO are peak
>>527932335mechanic-chan sexo
are splatoon fans in japan seen as the same as sonic fans in the west
>>527932536So popular it no longer sells.
>>527932086>Shiver has a chest in this imageNo wonder she looks nervous she padded again and hopes no one notices it in the picture.
>there's custom servers to still play the first game
>set it up on console and try to make an account
>error
>try to make it on their website instead
>internal server error
the fuck
>>527933052Nah Splatoon is too recent for that. If anything, Splatoon is the overwatch of Japan.
>>527933586pretendo is laughably amateur, you'll be lucky if you get it working for more than one match at a time
>>527931993Iโm climbing up the elevator right now
>>527933587ACTUALLY nips love overwatch, overwatch is the overwatch of japan
How does Side Order feel on Switch 2?
>>527934069Overwatch 1 was killed for no reason and that series has never been the same since
18 salmon run losses in a row
I didn't even care anymore
2 hours of life down the drain
I need sex with the mechanic woomy.
>>527933858If I look up the error code it just says "unknown cause" "unknown solution"
guess I'll try again later
>>527934421I finally get a win but didn't even get to fight horrorboros for whatever fucking reason
that was the only reason I didn't stop playing an hour ago
this isn't worth it
>>527935289I wonder if each idol will have a play mode attached to them that they do together with the Mechanic
>Big ManFlying and exploration
>ShiverFishing and resource gathering
>FryeTreasure hunting and searching
>>527936485I think you mean sex, sex and sex.
>>527939436>Weyy in the screen shot>Veemo in imageOnce again the image is superior to the screen
>>527939890no its weyy, they just added eyelashes to him
>>527939890The artist clearly just likes feminine men.
>SZ Eeltail
I guess I won't Splatoon.
>>527942642I only wanted to X battles right now. Maybe next time.
Did you notice that graffiti on walls can no longer be freshed or reported now? And it all seems to be good quality and game related, probably pre-approved by Ninty rather than pulled from current user posts.
For once they do something based and save us from looking at mental illnesses in plaza and in matches (graffiti would not be removed even after reporting the post), I hope it stays like this always and not just this month.
>>527945073>he's still not in the jp plazaLMAOing at you
>>527945073Those are pre-made posts by game staff when you're offline or not enough user made posts show up..
>>527945656I was online and there wasn't a single user post graffiti to be found
>>527945073you're just as mental as what you report
>>527945656Shh don't tell him
We let the special needs individuals learn on their own around here
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>>527946523kys j*ey
fucking retard
>>527946615if it really is joey then lmao, he's a confirmed fag to begin with
>>527946431Please explain your reasoning as I'm uncertain of what point you're trying to make
>>527946523posted it again award
>>52794662552gal is an honest weapon.
>>527946625false
>>527946970true
>butgo back to your rimi trizooka spam and tell me in detail how honest your choice is in comparison
>>527946794okay since you're retarded I'll spell it out for you.
going out of your way to report something you don't like is autistic and a waste of Nintendo's time.
>>527948003and to add to this you've had anons give you suggestions
but you tell everybody your reports after ignoring everyone
hey sketch I saw that you reported my post 527561636. Your art is still dogshit and you will never be a woman.
>>527948003How is using an implemented system designed for people to report things that are against terms of service "going out of my way"? You're argument against this is "i'm against law and authority" which I fully support, this is entirely a "you" issue because you don't like being told what to do. That in itself is a very immature and infantile mindset yet you want to argue like an adult?
>>527948305you really should have been aborted esl
sybau
>>527929342>obese but """sexy"""No, leave and never return
>>527948821>shiver alone with no fryei was the one who reported
im getting close to my 2nd grizzco gold banner...
I unironically believe that voice comms is cheating.
>>527949742buy a switch 2
>>527949742https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdx7NOR58Ds
I think Shiver is mid ngl
>>527950194>t. flexlion homo
>>527949742they are, especially in splat because of how quickly you can act on any info, and how much info it throws at you to compensate for it being explicitly designed around not having comms
splat with comms becomes quite a bit shallower
but it's not like they can stop people from just calling each other on discord
>>527952159can't believe everyone was cheating in the japanese nationals
>play anarchy
>get stomped by three-stack of clanfags with vc
>play anarchy again
>get stomped by different three-stack of clanfags with vc
>play anarchy one more time
>get stomped in 5 seconds by top 10 + top 500 + top 500 team
Wow I feel SO ENGAGED.
>t. S-rank shitter
>>527952459this but unironically, this game shouldn't be played in person
>>527952459nintendo should've set an example and hosted non-comm tournaments from day one, to set an example
but by the time we got anything remotely official, grassroots already took over with regular pew pew shooty game sensibilities, and comms became the standard in torunaments, and it warps it into something completely different
>>527952779I'm trying new kits, don't want to take unfamiliar weapons into series.
And it's not like I haven't been matched with top 10s in S series before
>>527953265Honestly I think Nintendo's actively killing open as a casual queue with all the changes they've done ever since they turned it into diet league two years ago.
>>527954573i really shouldn't be getting matched against silver/gold X badges in open when i'm a 1700xp shitter
>>527954775I ran up against 3 yesterday they were all average players. Badges mean nothing
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https://x.com/Miluneo/status/1935463831813374527?t=yXZCXdbAu8vLVlO1K8aRfQ&s=19 one day Nogami will stop hating money and we'll get official versions of stuff like this
Right to left:
>jr
>sshot
>sshot pro
>jet
>burst bomb
I don't understand burst bombs. Definitely not on the two new kits (SShot and Jet).
I think I read that it's supposed to synergize with your main, but I don't see how.
For Jet, yeah it turns it from 4- to 2-shot (so saving one action), but with the main outranging the sub by so much it seems very rare when it's better than just landing those two extra shots without sacrificing distance.
For SShot it's even worse, you only go from 3-shot to 2-shot so same number of actions.
But I also feel that ttk with burst bomb is the same, if not longer, due to delay before you can start shooting again. And I find that throwing bomb messes up my accuracy for the main because of controller movement.
Both splat and succ bombs are powerful tools with many applications, burst bombs just feel like weakness and liability to me. Am I missing something? Or are those two just bad kits?
>>527958553Jet is meant to be played much more aggressively than the other kits, you get in the fray and thus within burst combo range more often. Shot's only justification is "it had it in the other two games lol."
>>527958553bingo, you've figured out why marker is better for jet than burst
but burst is still good on both of them
for sshot, burst still outranges, inking range of shooters is half a line to a line longer than crosshair range (that's also why jr looks so close to sshot in that pic, its inking range extends more, while the effective range difference is much bigger), and you can lob it over cover to soften your opponent before a fight, get a consistent finisher on someone hard to hit, or use it for mobility (particularly walls, shooters are meh at painting walls)
for jet, learn burst cancel, it is actually faster on it, plus same things apply as to sshot- mobility, out of reach softener, consistent finisher, plus 35+32+32=99 so you'll often get 3-shots even with the blast hitbox (since burst paints their feet, it only takes 3 frames if they aren't wearing ink res)
you can also wear sub power up to make their range longer, though jet would require so much investment that you might as well pick stock instead
>>527958189Jet squelcher is not ergo
hahahahahaha hiii
I'm skilless /ink/er, haha would you not believe that, i'm skilless as hell, i don't own an x badge, hahahahaha i'm skilless, i got nowhere to improve, would you not believe that, hahaha i can do no better i try try try but i can't do any better, i'm fucking skilless dude, i don't own an x badge
>>527960367ok but literally me doe
>>527960367Yeah. That's me. I bet you're wondering why I posted this.
>>527961450Very cute Lemon-chan
>>527961884Gobsummer night anon.
is splatoon raiders a strand type game?
>>527961587Sex with Lemon-chan
3 is such a grind. There are so many weapons I like, how am I supposed to get 5 stars with them over the course of a couple hundred hours, let alone 10?
>>527965750you mean like the girls from ninjala and foamstars
>>527965453Hiro is so lucky...
>>527965930if you play so much, you'll get burned out and not have as much fun. A bar doesn't need to be filled, stars aren't a requirement.
>>527965131I mean it could be.
Imagine starting with a empty island, and needing to build supply chains. you have to carry everything with you in limited inventory space, Large object that interfere with your ability to swim. The easy paths of ink constantly washed away by natural rain and weather.
Of course it might not even be an open world game. But its a cool idea on paper.
>two embers dynamo on my team
This weapon is garbage jesus christ.
>>527966213Hiro is a bottom btw
Veronika pegs him
is it just me or is pixiv suddenly unusable
>>527965930>how am I supposed to get 5 stars with them Don't bother with it just play as you feel like. You getting 5 stars+ means nothing it grants in game beyond saying yeah I spent a lot of time with this weapon nothing more. Its not really worth it I have several 4 stars and no 5 as I play many weapons and I'm not worried about getting a sticker that I'm not going to use anyway.
So I ask you anon why is it so important to YOU to grind for stars??
>>527967952Its you works fine for me
Just got this image from them right now
>>527972206it's lagging for me. Images take forever to load or just don't. I know it's not my internet that's the problem because every other page is working fine.
>>527974315Pixiv servers are in Japan so it could just be the way traffic from Japan is being routed to you right now. Try another JP site see if its slow?
>>527974735>Try another JP site see if its slow?I tried that. Seems like it's just pixiv that's giving me trouble, even on other machines and browsers. Everything else is fine. I guess I'll just have to wait until my site access is unpoisoned.
>>527975351Well then I got no idea its just one of those strange things when the net makes no sense for what its doing. That or your ISP has hired a Smart woomy to work on the networks
>>527974315This sounds similar to this problem I've been having with a website called "4chan.org" for the past hour or so. Captchas and the page itself also taking forever to load.
>>527946881Beeg woomies best woomies
>>527979479Looks like a bottle opener.
Reminder that Nintendo gave these woomies all this ass for no reason
not that i'd ever play in handheld, but does the switch 2's battery last longer for splatoon 3 or does the upscaling and other background junk eat it?
>>527982389Mini splatling was a mistake.
>>527982389Kill whoever made pencil.
>>527982637and the buckets
the bucket is on every top team since launch
in reality just kill tacticooler
mini being that high up is good though. I still haven't even tried the update but having a zooka farmer sounds fun
>>527982389>team with two blue dapples>quad dapple team with three blue and one red>not a single barazushi dapples
my bf doesn't like the new hydra
he is a hydra main
I thought the new hydra wasn't terrible as a kit but I play stupid shit like blasters so my opinion is worthless
>>527987635There was a maintenance? I was playing for like a hour... I know there was a Switch 2 update but was able to play after it was done.
>>527990613I updated and still it said there was maintenance. 450 sheldon tickets btw.
>>527990719Weird then since I was able to play Splatzones this entire time. Also like 4 other /ink/ers in the pool too. Did you try to restart your console?
>>527986625can i play w him
>>527991448what do you think I am? some kind of cuck?
I don't share. get your own.
>>527990919It auto-restarts so I didn't. It's too late now anyway.
>>527931054Mine comes tomorrow
>>527948821My resolve to press minus this month is renewed
>>527982389S blast staying this strong after the nerf
>>527986625can I play w you
Should the cover of Splatoon4 be a 2 v 2 or 1 v 3 battle?
>>527998735S1 cover has one squid (1 character)
S2 cover has a squid and an octo battling each other (2 characters)
S3 has a squid and an octo battling another squid (3 characters)
S4 obviously has to have 4 characters, but does the single squid get a buddy or even more outmatched?
>>527992239it's one thing if an artist moves on, but it's even more sad when it's like they've fallen off the earth and died.
>>527999063you forgot
>splat1's cover weapon is splattershot (1 nozzle)>spla2n's cover weapon is dualies (2 nozzles)>splat3's cover weapon is stringer (3 nozzles)splat4 will be tetras' and ballpoint's game
WTF are chargers even for? The game is too fast paced for them to be useful, the squiffer especially. They're useless in close range gun fights, they're SHIT at painting, and they can't shoot as far as other chargers.
>>528002356>SquifferMid-range objective control. Hit them from where they can't hit you. No jumping penalty while charging so you can be extra annoying while you dodge and aim
>>527986625It's not fair
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
Yep it's another punish my self with 50 push ups for losing another ranked match
>>528002356you mean the smaller ones, judging by the last paragraph?
squiffer is a murderous bastard, it's hard but it gets super consistent splats once you figure it out. it's a bit outclassed nowadays but if you're good at it it still does the one thing it does exceptionally well.
booz is kinda like jet that trades freeform mobility and some of the aggression for actually pretty good ranged paint. it's got a deceptively fast splat for its range, but it's not a close combatant because of how finnicky it is, you want to play keepaway with it.
goob is a jack of all trades. it's got close range torp combos, it's got a quick partial 2-tap like booz at a bit shorter range (full 3 lines is still pretty good), it's got squiff-range oneshots that are a bit slower and a bit more vulnerable because it can't jump (but it's actually quite fast when running so it can still play keepaway), it's got long-ish range full charge for emergency backlining, and it's got great paint on par with splash. and it's got charge hold shenanigans for styling on people. it's hard, it's complex, it doesn't excel at anything, but it's got a lot of versatility.
zis is a schwimmwoomer
it is woomer that schwimms!
https://x.com/kasatosamurai/status/1935614271267930481?t=tb2n1HjOydBPWa0l0Yqa8Q&s=19 this frightens the st/ink/er
>>527982389Is mint decav really this good? Why is no-one playing vanilla stamper?
>>528005361we used to have two good bubble weapons, zimi for spam and mint for an all-rounder, but now that mini has a unique niche of spamming the second best special in the series, you'd rather run decav and rimi than zimi and rimi on one team
stamper was always overrated desu, seems like new kits finally powercrept if out
>>528006228>zimi>not vroller
>>528007947Your stank scared everyone away. Take a shower stinky
>>528007630vroller is a solo queue warrior, decav is still better in every way
>>528008603That is not my point, almost nobody was picking zimi in comp. You were giving up splash or vshot for it.
>>528006228>stamper fell offyeah from like 10/10 to 9.9/10
They have a really bad habits of making weapons that the netcode just can't support.
>>528013196That's almost all of them.
Splatoon 4 WILL revamp the netcode.
>>528015635(it will still be designed around salarymen playing turf or salmon while riding the subway)
>>528010159zimi is a niche pick but is a pick nonetheless, there are comps where you'd want it over mint. vroller dropped off almost immediately because it offers little of value.
>You were giving up splash or vshot for it.no, you were giving up mint for it. zimi is not a frontline shooter, it does not replace splash, and it coexists just fine with a splash.
>>528012868stamper was always an 8/10 desu. in a game with legit 11/10s.
>>528015635Average cat owner
Splatoon 4 will come in like 4 years
>>528017265>you were giving up mint for itNo? This is year two of midline dominance, the fuck is mini going to do against slosher or assblast? Off to the rangelet paintbot role it goes.
>>528005361Theyโre both Splatanas.
>>528017641the fuck is decav doing against assblast, other than getting shot? mini and decav both exist to bully small arms, proper midlines rape both of them.
>>528018342Are you talking about fucking solo queue or something? Mint can at least keep up with them, Mini only exists to bully rangelets (of which there are only one per team most of the time) and turf the floor.
my schizo theory is that raiders is a lot closer than the trailer would suggest
>>528019748Definitely closer than Air Riders given that it showed gameplay, might be a switch 1 game repurposed for Switch 2.
Good wooming. I love squids!
>>528020420I wish squids were real
>>528020420This kills the /ink/roach
>>528020420Splatoon Raiders will feature squids
>>527975934Hiya, it's me again. I finally fixed the issue by resetting my DNS and IP settings. Seems like my ISP was screwing up my connection. Pixiv was just the site the error was most noticeable on.
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
Hello. I thought there was a spot on V to discuss Splatoon 3, but I couldn't find anything.
I have insider knowledge on the development of the upcoming entries in the Splatoon franchise. What I know revolves around hardware, marketing and branding.
Splatoon Raiders is an open world single-player campaign. Project Spiral was its previous placeholder name. It is intended to give players a memorable and repeatable experience while testing mechanics and features for the next instalment in the Splatoon franchise.
The game will nativelะฝ run at 1080p 60fps 120hz and will support Cloud Save. Amiibo figurines can be used during gameplay to assist the player and unlock exclusive content. Release date is planned for early Q4 2025.
The fourth entry in the Splatoon franchise will not be numbered "Splatoon 4". The game is still in its early stages of development and conceptualization while the development team waits for feedback from Splatoon Raiders playtesters. GameChat will be temporarily inaccessible(?)/under maintenance during its launch but will be able to be used during the Testfire. No news on release date.
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>>528029152Just give us apartments man
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1554400/Paint_Chips/ this is a pc clone of splatoon with 8v8 match and 2v2v2v2 match and FFA match support. nobody except me plays it anymore.
>>528020776All yebs are either "hebivores" or gay
>>528029152will they make woomys cute again for 4
>>528030309they're still cute though
>>528029152>120hzyou're automatically full of shit
>>528030758>t. dockedfag/switch1fag
>>52803102560fps 120hz makes no sense
>>528030476It's a fake one.
>>528030476it's not a foot schizo exclusive
you can still say it
>Get one kill on a Japanese player
>That player hounds me for the rest of the match
relax bro
>>528032368japs are savvy towards the matchmaking
if you got a kill on them, then you are one of the good ones, so you're worth pursuing over your shitter teammates
>>528036139Is the offer still available?
>>528036827Whatever happened to Noseanon?
>chara is gassing up the shitty barazushi splash
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>528038260why do you care?
>>528038401/ink/ said he was a top player
>>528038260it's not shitty desu
it's perfectly functional, just exceptionally boring
which is a problem because we were promised zipcaster, the most fun thing in the entire game, and got the most idle gun imaginable
>>528038468nobody said this
stop glazing a fraud
>>528038158Noseanon was in /ctt/ and /vp/ for a little.
>>528037327si seรฑor
Joรจ 1/4
>>528039532Bad, BAD woomers
>>528029719Was free now cost $15
Chances of anyone still playing almost none
That's a pass
But it does look cute at least
>>528039996Yeah itโs me!
>>528040049Oh lol aight
2/4
>>527920148They looks like they're having alot of fun
That alone makes this awesome!
>communication error
>yes i have a wired connection
>didn't get a 10 minute ban
>but did cost me a series loss
????
>>528040771Silly + Sexy
This is why she is best goblina
Ggs S
Iโll send u a friend request
>>528040834Someone else probably disconnected and caused the lobby to die
>>528042347No Joe? Man, fuck these freelancers
Oh well, GGs J
>>528042472We should try again with a full boat sometime
>>528043740GGGGs round 2 fsh
Yea freetards are a huge dice roll, especially this late into the game's lifespan.
Still, nice fishing! Always good to end on a win
im fugging late for fsh (again)
is anyone still interested in a room
https://x.com/ikashishisalmon/status/1935330930669011302?t=svcq_R01Q8lxEQIvxcIKDw&s=19 average st/ink/er fishing
dude lives in a nigger hut made of mud and his real name is dequantavious how much do you think he is worth
>>528046546about tree fiddy
>>528046650>smartest roller user
Splatoon 3 was about exterminating furries
>>528046650Looks like normal Grizz roller play to me what is the issue?
>>528049252its funny how you freaks want women to be your slaves haha
Doesn't mario kart world have a 120hz mode? If so how does it affect graphical quality? And how likely is Raiders and eventually 4 to have a similar option
>>528049696my woomy my property
do you people only play baby anime games like splatoon and mario or what
>>528050754Name a good videogame.
>>528049992*Yet. They specified it wouldn't at launch.
>>528050845Backgammon
>>528050754Only if the babies are cute and funny.
>>528050754it's a mystery
>>528050897>BackgammonAre you Greek or Turk?
I want neither medcucks nor shitroaches in my squid cunny general
>>528050754you forgot hello kitty island adventure
honestly it's really fun
>>528050754On the Switch/Switch 2? Yes other games for me? PC. Mostly the exclusives now days is why I came back to Nintendo with the Switch especially Splatoon.
THAT [woomy!] IS MEEEEDIIIIC!
>>528054613Need a tacticooler here!
>>528055134>PUT TA->PUT TA-I don't think this is Nintendo-friendly.
I'm already burned out from the grind. Guess I'll just queue in fun rooms
I found a woomy on a roomy
>>528058116Woomy on a BRAPmy
I lost to a quad emberz shot team.
>>528058456TASTE THE RAINBOW MUTHAFUKKA
>>528058456welcome to the new normal
>>528059929I wonder do you think these weapons will light up come Splatfest? Like the devil horns and Birthday hat already do
>>528058116She got caught Woomying Under the Influence so her license has been suspended for a year
>>528060221not even in just the context of splat1
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>>528060221I miss s1 haunt.
That's it
Woomy's getting a flop reduction
>>528062054I'm calling WPS
I'm never scoring silver or gold on the shell machine again
why even try
>>528065518took me over a year to get my 2nd gold, and the 1st one also took about just as long
What do you think Maire do I look good?
>>528068607โAgent 4 would look better.โ
>>528069424I wish Marie would groom me...
>>528068607No arrow therefor you said that not her.
>>528069424Agent 4 is dead Marie, move on
Tell me you're a nigger without telling me you're a nigger
>>528069380Now we're talking.
>>528069380what if raiders is just inkling only? and octolings get further shafted in terms of customization options
https://x.com/danielleified/status/1935722712506175983
Unused song datamined
>>528074138Nah they gotta give us the two options.
>>528073151(You) calm down eat a snickers
>>528074212More evidence that Side Order was rushed
>>528074138If it was going to be woomy only then the pilot outfit wouldn't have completely covered everything so you can't tell who they are.
>>528074212Is it really in the data or just someone "claiming" they found it? Something that should have been found a while back not now.
>>528075579Iโm gonna assume it was found at the beginning but no one thought โwait a minute I donโt remember thisโ til now
>>528074212>>528074886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrGmpUbKoyA
>>528075829Cool. I liked the new Itzy except for the title track
>>528075829I thought as much, still a good instrumental
>>528074138then itll be the best game in the series
>>528074138It won't be, but they the octo form will probably just be cosmetic and the mechanic will be an inkling in every promotional art and trailer. Sorta like with Lemon-chan
>Chara uploads something new
>it's him and his trannyfaggot friends screaming while they play open matches instead of an analysis video
>listening to fat white guy voice
>>528076930>watching garbage in the first place
>>528074212it says gullible on the ceiling
>>528077296If we're going to post Marina
>>528077296Americans are never beating the nigger worship allegations.
>>528078185/pol/ is a couple doors down
>>528078185Don't like hot chocolate or something?
>>528080582Inflate herself
Just like a balloon
This crazy ceph
Just digs this tune
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>>528083487Stop getting mad at free content.
>>528083487Has proper amount of fingers and suckers aren't out of place or to many. Its not AI
>>528084528nigga look at the fucking eyes
>>528084528it's a jtveemo trained AI sloppa, it's incredibly easy to tell
>>528083983I would rather pay for 50 dollar battlepasses in Splatoon 4 if it meant I never had to see another piece of AI slop in my life.
>>528084729That looks nothing like jtveemo's style.
>>528084528blind ass nigga
>>528084736I would pay for battle passes regardless.
i1
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>>528086226Jannies will freak
>25/21 recent battles
I'm gonna throw up
ggs t! holy fug that sucked
>>528089056ggs, joe took way longer than it should've to spawn
>>528088589farm losses bro
>>528089375No, this is not about me. It's about update tourists.
>>528090034>update touristslmao most everyone has quit playing by now when they realized the game was just as shit as they left it
learn to lose your games as quickly as possible so you can get to the games you can actually win
>>528090150You're dogshit at the game, I'm not.
>>528090575sure nigger that's why you're losing all your games right
>>528090678Not my fault, I keep a constant 70-80% winrate until big events happen.
>Switch 2 software sales below expectations
uh oh
>528091462
nobody asked, snoy
>>528091462>tendies only buy bingslopshocker
>>528091462I don't buy nintendo consoles for third party games.
>>528091462>Publishers cheap out with game key cards.>Act surprised when only Nintendo games and CP2077 is selling when its the whole game on the card.I wonder why...
>>528091462>wtf why is my 10 year old port key card not sellingThird party can suck it
*updates your woomy to woomdows 11*
>>528090190>tfw nono was the one telling him to fuck off last time
>>528092003Joke's on you, my woomy is already dum.
SMOOCHING (You) ON THE LIPS
>>528092493Blessed be the Gold Aero users
>>528092162new phone background just dropped
>>528092003Too late I switched to Arch Veemix
wake up babe, time to go 0-3 in series due to flar again
>>528091462>games that were already out years ago on better consoles are not selling wellShocking.
Nobody buys Nintendo for third party games.
>>528092689how long is your phone bro
Fortnite on switch 2 is good
The Switch 1/2 being a portable console is more something that makes me go "hmm" rather than something I'd practically do.
Not like I have a train commute or want to play it in the park, and if I want to play it in bed, I also have a TV in my room.
>>528093009fits in just fine
I'm assuming the new spro is good, judging by how it's in almost every match
>>528094065>shooter with missiles and a lethal bombwhat tipped you off?
>>528094065>shooter with missiles and a bombNo shit.
>>528093797>Almost exclusively play games at a desk>Have to buy some shitty overpriced chink tablet just to play woomyWhy does it have to be this way
woomy dropping the hydra on her toe
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the matchmaking doing its best to flar me
Cuddles and smooches with Yebby.
How the fuck are you supposed to be able to collect five brella cooldown chips in a run for the 100% encyclopedia if support isnโt favored at all? I have heavy chip color bias, I can reroll plenty for purple but when it gets to the late stages it just fucking floods me with drone tones. What am I doing wrong?
>>528096152dumb phoneposter
>>528095947>What am I doing wrong?Nothing. It's luck based. You'll probably have to go through it several times. I gave up trying to 100%.
>>528088589Bro got a normal 50/50 matchmaking seed and still complains
>>528092003My woomy will always be 7
My woomy wants to be a gravure model.
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>>528088589>>528096579make a sacrifice to the FLAR gods before you play
>>528096978Not even nono is this bad
>36/14
or simply just don't be a shitter lol
>>528097170yeah he's worse
And this is what happens when you win too many matches in a row
straight into laggy jap hell
>>528098252>he doesn't use lag to harness powerskill issue
>blaster
>if I use it enemies swim right through the ink i just made
>if the enemy uses it i'm waist deep in quicksand and already dead
Fix this online.
>>528098486>enemy blaster>once you're hit by the first explosion, it's too late to escape the second one unless you were already moving at full speed in the opposite directionvery balanced weapon type
>>528098252>>528098486>>528098671>>528098829All of this type of bullshit happens to me non-stop and I loathe this fucking game for it
Marina feeling savage today
>>528103794oh still there?
>>528094624To punish PCjeets and remind them of their place at the feet of civilized White (read: console) society.
>>528103015I could a king if you're still at it
>>528107660i'll fsh if (you) make a room.
>>528107864I joined
>>528107937, still a spot left
stinkers in your era want to slom
>>528102747Treehouse Marina was canon all along.
>>528108097>eraNice to know theyre at the right time, but I wonder if theyre in the right place
>>528108470>bandaid on wristuh oh
>>528108470If they do fourth kits, the 52 should be zebra pattern to match the other animal print shirt.
>>528108635>If they do fourth kitsbruh
>>528108696Did they confirm it already?
>>528097221wtf is a juneteenth?
This is not a rotation where I will 400 Spawning Grounds...
>>528108947cant imagine being so stupid you don't know how to google
>>528108947Amerifag holiday where they worship negros.
>>528109149you can google everything no need to go to 4chan
>>528109894block the player (you) he is a racist
>>528109894GGs! Nice smooth Joe
(you) can you accept my friend request, i too, am racist
I'm awful with every single one of these weapons lmao
i dont race myself currently but i watch some racists online
GGs slmn close one
thx for join!!
>>528112832>>528112770>>528107864GGs! Sorry for topping the deaths chart, I really don't know what to do with those weapons lol
>>528113457*gets dragged out on the street crying for forgiveness*
Jesus FUCK, I hate fighting Joe with randos or my usual pals, why is fighting and defeating that fucker so fucking convoluted and difficult? Maybe sticking with playing with this general is the only fucking way I can fight and BTFO Joe-
channeling a summer nights tweet please god please
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alright bros, coming back for patch 10.0 and forgot how to play
who do you guys watch usually to copy?
>>528123421I've never been on a plane. I wonder if big man will win again.
>>528123421>If you were to travel, would you choose land, sea or air?
>>528123421>frye is seaL
>planes in tr*mp's americaL
shiver is the objectively right one here
>>528123421>Yet another dogshit "Splatfest"Why? I fucking despise Splatfests in Splat3, they all sucked horseshit through a silly-straw (with the exception of Grand Fest, of course).
>>528123421in a car you can wroom anywhere
which idol has a plappable navel
Reminder: Random Weapon rotation in Splatoon 2's Salmon Run today.
Places everyone, get ready!
>>528125083I miss Ark Polaris.
>>528125020SheldonGODS...
>>528125083>Random weapon rotationOh, cool-
>It's on Spawning GroundsFor fuck's sakes. This fuckin' map of all maps. I can't fuckin' stand it or even Marooner's Bay.
>>528125496S2 SG is better than S3's thougheverbeit
the new DK game is the splatoon 3 singleplayer we deserved
>>528125636It's the worst fucking map in the series bar none. Why does this map even have defenders?
>>528125675>That new DK game...It looks like cowshit and DK's new design is horrifically horseshit and hideous.
>>528125675Trvst the plan... Raiders VILL save us...
>>528125740I'm not especially looking forward to splatoon being forced into the open world template but I supposed they have to try it sooner or later, so hopefully they make it cool
I thought the overworld in Return of the Mammalians was already a perfect interlude between the regular levels, actually
>>528125739>worst mapskissue, the egg count WRs have all been on spawning grounds
stop defending moroner's bay
>>528125883Oh, I fuckin' despise Moroner's Bay just as harshly as Shitting Grounds, both are equally as awful as SR maps.
Choke on a fuckin' cock.
>>528125959nuh uh, if you hated MB as much as SG you would have mentioned it but you didn't you fagaloon
>>528126036>You would have mentioned it but you didn't you fagaloon>Literally mentions it in my original post, picrel??? Either you're retarded or have doghsit eyesight.
>>528126147nuh uh, you never said it was worse
if you were smart and not a lqb liar you would have conceded that MB was the worse map but you probably don't even own the game or something....
>>528126342>Continues to double down on being retarded
>>528126449i'm right and you know it tourist-kun
if you owned the game you wouldn't parrot insincere opinions you see posted now and then
>>528126557>He thinks I'm a tourist>When I have picrel amount of hours in the gameI accept your concession.
>>528126594Kind of? I think it deserved it.
>>528126704>I a-a-accept y-y-your c-concession, h-heh...post the full picture coward (you won't)
>>528126968>He thinks I won'tAgain: I accept your concession, touristfag.
>>528127081>it's unironically him againi knew it you faggot, get out of my general
>>528127132Lmao no, retard, you get the fuck out
>>528123421Frye wins, japan will pick boat whilst w*sterners will pick plane.
>>528127171post friend list
>>528127081Oh youโre the mentally ill callie person from leddit
Do you really have nowhere else to go?
>>528127081Accept my friend request. Do it.
>>528127516>Do you really have nowhere else to go?>Using "leddit"One one hand, I agree Leddit is a cancerous plague, but on the other hand, I'd argue Boomerbook is far more cancerous.
>>528127604? Waiting, don't leave it empty.
>>528127081>/ink/, getting newfags to expose themselves since 2K15
>>528127763that doesn't explain how you ended up here Redditor
>>528127787>Thinking I'm new to the fucking seriesI've been playing this series since launch day, you fagaloon, where've you fucking been living, under a fucking rock?
>>528127853Mostly through curious peeking over the years while I played through Splat1 and Splat2 occasionally, then in the past year or so finally sharing some posts, especially with the other Calliebro who I made friends with from these threads (picrel, played Grand Fest with them, I'm the one in the Marinated Headphones).
>>528127689well that one guy is gonna be happy
>>528128358Never seen you in the pool
Get in the pool NOW
>>528128358>aligning yourself with RussiaI can't trust any post from you can I?
>>528127689>>528128539you'd think they'd've been the first fucking thing in 3 lmao
>>528128620Gonna guess this one.
>>528128660Better than siding with EU or fucking Canada or China.
>>528128762The only way to win at Splatoon is to not play.
>>528128981But if I stop playing, how will I achieve the "Callie Fan" title? Lmao.
>>528128358Post weapon freshness
You DO have at least 3 five starred weapons, don't you?
>hivemind headset We are so back
>>528128539Nta but I am
how hard is it to get the x badges now compared to 2023 (last time i played anarchy)
>>528127081you are so fucking embarrassing please kill yourself at the earliest convenience
The only thing this tourist has done wrong is take the obvious bait thrown at him by our local schizos. No one cares about you the way you think they do, not even the ones hurling out the bait. They just want attention and you want to feed them to express yourself in a way that makes you feel unique and/or special, this is a very accurate descriptor of a "redditor" and why it was originally used as you have an identity there that doesn't and never will exist here
Play the game, post images/videos of the game, discuss the game, complain about the game, encourage people to play the game, stop talking about yourself because no one rightfully gives a shit
>>528132708easy breezy
last season 500 was at 2300
honestly 2000 could be 3000
issue is finding matches, and with lack of good players, point losses and placements might be harsher than expected.
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>528132982Post hours then, you fucking faggot.
>>528133716Of what mode or whatever?
>>528134574open anarchy
is that what you're asking?
>>528134732Hrm... Was just curious.
The answer? Use a [woomy!]
And if that don't work? Use more [woomy!]
>>528134959oh, dang
sure you don't want to play?
>>528127689were there really only four pieces of gear for 2's final fest? kinda lazy.
>>528135952four fully unique pieces, as opposed to a dozen recolours
>>528136649Waka-chan love!
>>528136848Seeing artfags shit out complete high quality art within 3 hours of something getting announced makes me feel like I shouldn't even bother trying to learn to draw desu
>>528137468it's all about consistency
if you have it, you don't redo things over and over, that takes most of beginner digital artists' time
drawing traditional is good training
woomy is out of gas
put woomy back into gas
>Frye's is least popular in europe and america and most popular in japan according to polls
Boat will have least amount of mirrors but still be the most popular choice, the other two are about equal in the west
>>528142310>>Frye's is least popular in europe and america and most popular in japan according to pollsMost popular in Japan but still least popular overall?
>>528127081There is a certain french weyyo aerospray-main player I'm sure you'd like to know about
>>528145227If it's who I think you're referring to, then I'm already at least somewhat aware
>>528145359Don't be as obnoxious as he was and /ink/ won't pick on you
>>528145457Noted, I've been pretty good at steering clear of that sort of stuff, even personally
trust me you're not doing a very good job
>>528145843Well, I'm always willing to listen and learn so that I can better things so I'm not like that French weyyo Aerospray player
>>528145562You seem very keen to respond to provocation or schizo-bully troll posts. You better learn to ignore certain posters unless you want them to make you look like a fool by baiting reactions out of you. If the poster mentions a user by the name of "Kold" usually following up with "the mormon" then don't take anything it says seriously.
And don't make everything about yourself it's what nono did.
>>528146174Makes sense. Pretty easy points to follow.
Who the fuck likes flying in planes? Cruises are far more comfy.
>>528146404I hate flying. The thought of not being in control of anything if the plane malfunctions just scares the shit out of me.
Nothing beats a car trip, getting that overexpensive triangle sandwich at the gas station tasting like money wasted and a bag of chips.
I should go cars but Big Man is going to win again so I should vote for whatever gives me the snails.
>>528128358Who are these people
>>528146656Land can be comfy if you stop at enough places instead of focusing on reaching the destination ASAP. Also helps if you ride in a comfortable vehicle.
>>528146936"Morgan" is Calliebro that pops up here once in a while with "I love Aori." posts.
Not sure who the other two are.
>>528146656Europoor issue, in the states we have Buc-ee's. Bisket sandwich and delicious jerkies.
>>528144290No, japan accounts for 80% of the playerbase
Buying Bucees pyjamas suit for woomy
>>528147210That's strange considering Japan hates dark skinned people and foreigners
>Woomy in a Buc-ee's onesie
Cute
Woomy asking if we've arrived yet for the 123th time in 15 minutes
>>528148053Impatient woomy
>>528148564This is my yeb dancing https://youtu.be/IAYhEkVtNuQ
>>528147731I love Buc-eeโs, I wanna see this
>>528148743The fact remains unchanged
>>528147731Is that place actually worth it? There's a billboard on a nearby highway advertising one over 400 miles away but who's gonna go that far just for a gas station?
>>528149486You should experience Buc-eeโs atleast once in your life. It's car Mecca
>>528149486It's not *just* a gas station, Anon.
>>528149486buc-ee's is much more than just a gas station
>>528149486how are you texan and never been to one
FAKE TEXAS ANON
>>528150848he's one of those israeli texans
>>528150848I'm not texan, from one of the ones neighboring it
That billboard is for one out of state because they don't operate here
I pay my taxes so retired Frye can go on her cruise vacation with the pension my taxes finance
>>528147706Are you new here
>>528152427No, but I don't post much here
Woomy tries to buy a plush of her favorite idol but she gets scammed and receives a Splatlandian bootleg
Gonna get some sleep. G'night.
>>528157084What we could have if Nogami found his balls
>>528157325tfw can't even have skirts and the shop clerk apron is considered a skirt so it's not in splat 3
>>528158429No yebs
Please wait for yebby season to grow more yebbies
>>528159659bedbreaking sex with this veemo
>>528160217She hasnt tried human semen yet.
I didn't play Splatoon 3 much but I just saw the news that my favorite headgear is back in it which piqued my interest. Is there any chance they might bring back the tower records apron?
>>528167816probably not because it was collaboration gear, and none of those have returned
>>528167816No, that was tied to an IRL brand like with Ika Musume.
>>528165504rainy the 30 year old spic living in mexico poverty paying for cp art instead of his light bill kek
>>528127171>>528126449guys, GUYS!, youre both retarded.
Now that we got that settled- ITS TIME!
>>528171792>Splat 2>fuckin' Spawning Grounds I sleep
>>528171978>Callietard outing himself as an incompetent playerIt's the easiest map that filters jobbers
>>528172586You don't have to be contrarian just to hate someone.
>>528172586Ark Polaris absolutely shits on Spawning Grounds and I can still play Spawning Grounds on Splat 3
One of the things I love about /ink/ is how much it continues to surprise in the most bizarre offhand ways, like what do you mean a handful of /ink/ers have been to a Buc-eeโs and all feel the same way about it, how, why
I love (You), /ink/, never change
>>528173675/ink/ inherited the best of /nintyg/
>>528168189>We have Ika Musume at home.
>>528173675I mean Buc-ee's is all over Texas and there's a few here in Florida. It's not that special really
Why did she open a shop in the Splatlands
>>528174259She didn't. The shop belongs to someone else, she's just looking after it
>>528174434Well I think you should be able to have sex with her in the game
>>528174175Itโs in fucking Florida? Damn
>not that specialyou take that back you filthy sewer dweller
>>528173675I hate you
Fuck this gay ass post
How much would it cost to commission/hire a top ranking team to enter a JP tournament and win with your name and outfit to get your ceph officially drawn?
>>528175074Bring Wawa to Staten Island, cowards
>>528077296My black queen got paid handsomely for last night's showcase
>>52793229325. [NSW] Splatoon 3 โ 1,635 / 4,447,295
>>528174592I went to the one in Daytona Beach and didn't think much of it. But it's fun if you're looking forward to going there I guess.
>>528126594I remembered the COD salt it created too
henlo beeb
helllo you STINKY BEEB
go eat a seanwich ugly
>>528177353I like octoes :(
>>528126594>constant disconnects>3 minute queue times just for "Not enough players!">terrible room systemJust how much worse was the competition for this game to win?
is Chara still /ink/ approved
>>528177558not enough players rarely ever happened in 2022
>>528095947Nothing, it's based on luck with the color chip reset. Go for Bonus that give you more points so you can utilize the vending machine if you have to.
>>528177823TGA was barely a week after X battles were added
>>528127297And here I thought Frye finally chose the one that isn't the choice of the ignorant masses.
>>528177569he's a baseless retard
>>528177569>plays blasters and bucketsNo.
>>528177558The matchmaking wasn't that bad when there was a decently large casual population. Now most games are decided by matchmaking and little else.
>>528177569no human being who says that cooler is good for the game is /ink/-approved
one that is retarded enough to want to make it a core game mechanic, even less so
>>528177569no
stop baiting
Look out for this useless nigger. Be sure to report if you see him
>>528179387You're the only faggot in this thread who cares.
>>528179515s why do you hate freelancers so much
did a freelancer come and kill your whole family
>>528179972I don't, I hate throwers
I hate everyone regardless of playstyle. My woomy doesn't need friends.
Please don't mindlessly rush the basket
Please be a cold blooded killer
>tfw solo queue is barren again
Well I had my fun with the updates, seems like everything is back to how it was before the announcement.
>>528179642this is a straight general tho
>>528181660(You) me when it's over and i'll reopen
which 3rd kit will you be using for summer nights?
I hate saying it but maybe I should have actually watched the shitty fizzy throw webms.
>>528182237>is [weapon with cooler that isn't snipewriter] good?the answer is always no
go play snipewriter if you want cooler or literally anything else if you don't, stop wasting people's time and unintentionally flar-ing by nuking your team's push prospects with double coolers
>>528182592The new mini. I don't even rock with Splatlings like that but something about the new mini just clicks with me
Boil โem, mash โem, stick โem in a stew.
>>528185070sexing these woomveems
Friendly reminder that E-literfags should be drug out onto the street and shot.
>>528188806eliters keep the field safe from splatlings (including one larping as a charger)
you don't want splatlings to go around unchecked
>>528189372the only two splatlings being used are edit and the new mini and both are special farmers
>snipewriter is a splatlingyou're mentally retarded, I want you to know
>X CB Depot
:)
>but CB Inkblot
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>>528123421You know if woomy flaps their flops hard enough then woom could even fly...
>>528185653Slice potatoes to your woomy's liking.
Boil potatoes for fifteen minutes.
Line potatoes on a tray lightly oiled with extra virgin olive oil. No substitutes.
Coat potatoes in one table spoon of extra virgin olive oil, then season potatoes to liking. Coarse grain salt, thyme, diced bacon and chilli flakes are all good picks, though you may also wish to add cheeses such as Gruyรจre, Swiss, or Mozzarella.
Preheat oven to 420ยฐ F/220ยฐ C then place tray with potatoes inside.
Bake potatoes for 45 minutes or until golden-brown.
Wait to cool, then serve with chives, sour cream, and/or caramelized red onions.
Feed woomy. Nourish woomy. Pat woomy.
>>528189769>works like a splatling>plays like a splatling>serves splatlings' support role>dies to eliter like a bitch, like a splatlingit's a splatling
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