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Welcome to the Vidya Creepypasta General. Feel free to discuss video game-based creepypastas, games based on internet campfire stories (ex: SCP, Backrooms, Slender, etc.) horror fangames based on IPs not normally associated with the genre, and their comparable content (ARGs, Vidya Unfiction series, Creepypasta stories, Romhacks, Horror AU fangames, Horror mods, etc.). And most importantly, hฬทฬอฬฬฐฬฐaฬดอฬฆvฬธฬอฬณฬฆฬงeฬทอฬฬฬฬ ฬถออfฬถฬอฬจuฬดฬฬอฬฆฬฐnฬดฬฬฬ ฬฆ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRL0Rhyrz9g Mario World I HATE YOU
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>Previous Layer >>526550020
>>527948186Loan me tree fiddy
>>527951826you mean 20 bucks
>>527950359why is doom here
>>527970561that's not my queen
>>527970561retard over here has a french fry for a arm
>>527951428This looks like your average American.
>>527980037are you sure? look at his teeth
goodnight exeg. make sure to keep the thread bumped until morning
https://youtu.be/p5lHGzo026U?si=MAKfoOv22eQ5Ivug
wtf is this tru?
>Seven seals, seven rings, seven niggers for the scarlet Nigger.
>They gather round the natal bed, the foolish and the wise. They fear the nigger yet to be born, whose voice shall rend the hood.
>The faithful watch the hood for the coming of the Nigger. Their lanterns bright, they wait at night for the new world he shall bring.
>SCP-052520
>>527996430SEVEN RINGS IN HAND
SPEED THROUGH NIGHTS WITH FEET IN SAND
SEVEN RINGS IN HAND
WONDERS ALL UNDER COMMAND
SEVEN RINGS IN HAND
WILD WITH JUST ONE SINGLE HAND
SEVEN RINGS IN HAND
ARROWED HEARTS CATCH FIRE NOW
>>527998846nigger spine sonic vs lord pajeet, devourer of onion rings
>>527950359Lumping FNAF with fucking creepypastas has to be the most retarded way to spell that you're a retarded zoomer who wasn't even born yet when this shit was popular
>>527993418how the hell do you even find this stuff
Your threads are a mirror of yourself
And never the other way around
>>528024929Imma do a 360 and walk away.
Last Thread was Dragon Sovl
>>528031512i can feel the racism leaving my body
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>>528031512Oh my goodness gracious, lemme get a piece of that.
>>528031512Damn! Look at that trigger discipline.
>>528031512I am no longer racist
kill everyone who thinks like this
>>527943867 (OP)Whatโs the /exeg/ equivalent of this movie?
>>528054490story-wise or game-wise
>>527966262he wanted to feel included
I only care about Sonic.exe because I enjoy seeing Sonic characters get brutally killed.
>>528082991hard to do that without a dick
>>528034543has jane ever used a gun
>>528083374her robot doesn't scare me I'll fuck it too
>>528099281she'll crunch your dick
>>528108441a price I'm willing to pay
>>528090795Do you actually watch this garbage or just jack it to the terribly drawn smut it has
>>528122838it's definitely the latter, in which case based
>>528122838Neither, I jack it to the quality smut it has.
it's story time, faggots.
i'll save my thoughts for the end of this story. for now, have some free bumps.
"Derek's Computer"
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Derek%27s_Computer
>My name is Steven Douglas. I live in Chicago, Illinois. My boss had asked me to come in about a special offer. I was a little reluctant considering how much of an asshole my boss is, but I knew his son, Derek, had recently passed, so I decided to give him a chance.
>When I entered the office, my boss was in tears. He tried to hide it with a tissue as I sat in the chair. He gathered himself and spoke, "Steven, I'm sure you're aware of my son's recent suicide."
>I replied with a loyal, "Yes, sir, I'm sorry for your loss."
>"Don't be... don't be... anyway, I uh... I thought you might be interested in his computer. It's got decent specs, and I know as the best IT guy in the business, you'll know how to handle the idiosyncrasies."
>"Oh sir, I couldn't possibly-"
>"Steven, please, I insist, it's the least I can do after all these years."
>Why me? He had never given me this much praise before. He fucking hated me. I just wanted to get out of there. Something wasn't right.
>"Well... sure, sure, I'll take it."
>"Good, good. So you can just take it and I'll see you Monday."
>I grabbed the computer and got the hell out of there. Something about his office just... unnerved me. I didn't spend too much time thinking about it. I wanted to get home and see what this bad boy could do.
>>528141073>When I returned home, I immediately hooked up the computer. It's kind of an old one, so I knew it would take a bit to boot. While I waited, I went to grab a beer. I opened the fridge, took out a beer, and took a sip. I stood there, drink in hand for a couple of minutes, just thinking. About my boss, about Derek, about all of the nonsense I've faced in the past couple of days.>It was then, that everything started to go downhill. I heard a noise. A noise so horrifying, so startling, so... inhuman, I dropped the glass bottle on my foot and it shattered into pieces. The first thing that came into my head was, "It came from the computer room." I rushed to where I had hooked up the computer to see it... booting normally. The Windows XP logo was there, and it was revealing a desktop, as plain as it gets. Nothing out of the ordinary here.>I glanced around the room. Nothing. Everything was normal. Everything was safe. I slouched in the chair in front of the computer, "Guess it was in my head," I laughed aloud, trying to hide the fear that something was there.>I glanced around the room. Nothing. Everything was normal. Everything was safe. I slouched in the chair in front of the computer, "Guess it was in my head," I laughed aloud, trying to hide the fear that something was there.>I went ahead and started examining the desktop. There was My Computer, a folder entitled PHOTOS, one called VIDEOS and another called GAMES. The all-caps slightly disturbed me, but I pressed on. The first thing I did was check the specs. They were alright. Could run GTA4 if you didn't have too many processes running.>I closed My Computer and stared at the screen a bit. What am I going to do with this computer? Do I really want to see Derek's photos and videos? And that's when it hit me. What if my boss wanted me to find clues towards Derek's suicide?
>>528141970>Now, I've always loved mysteries, so when I thought of this, I decided to begin searching instantly. I was about to click PHOTOS when an error message sound startled me out of my chair. It was something I had never seen the likes of before. It simply said, "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!" I stared at the words on the screen long enough to scare myself. I decided to ignore it and press on.>I clicked OK when that god awful noise played again. I was able to examine it more clearly now. It was Derek's suicide audio clip distorted by some white noise. The full clip was about 4 minutes long. This part was about three seconds. All it included was the gunshot. It was horrifying to think about. A perfectly happy kid killing himself for no discernable reason. The error message was still there.>I clicked OK again and this time a video came up. It was the audio clip, but it had video and it was 20 minutes long. Apparently they didn't show us the full thing. It started with Derek talking to somebody off camera. A British man.>Derek: "Please, I don't want to do this!">British man: "Did I fucking ask you what you want? Huh? Is it fucking Christmas? No, you do what I say! Do you fucking understand? Fucking kids...>"Okay, okay, I'll do it! Just don't hurt my dad, okay?">"Your dad'll be fine, you little brat. Now shut the fuck up and take the gun.">Derek then proceeds to recite the monologue on the audio clip. It included him saying things about girls at school, bullies, even abusive teachers, but none of it was true. Everything was proven false later. He then took the gun. Let out a final scream. And blew his brains out on the back wall.
>>528141073Derek? Like Derek Green from the GREATEST HORROR LITERATURE EVER PUT TO PEN Sonic.exe?
>>528144751>After the suicide, the camera turns to reveal the boy's father, tied up in a chair.>The British man speaks again, "Well, there you go, you fat fuck. You let your son blow his brains out all over your bedroom wall because you're too much of a fucking pussy to do it yourself. You make me sick, you bastard. I ought to kill you right here, right now." But he didn't. The video turns to black for the remaining time.>At this point, I was frozen. I closed out the video and the computer blue screened. A bad one at that. I couldn't recover the computer or any of its components after that. It was all fried. >That computer sits in my basement. The thought that no one will ever see that video again horrifies me, as well as the thought that I don't know what happened after...the end.
first and foremost, i apologize for double posting some of the pasta.
Steven here is too on edge for his own good. sure, a meeting with your boss isn't always pleasant, but shouldn't he be a little more empathetic? the dude's son just fucking died, and prior to the gunshot sound, the only "unsettling" thing should have been the inhuman sound. an IT guy should have taken that as a sign that the computer is infected from the get-go, and since he was slightly inebriated and mentally preoccupied with his earlier meeting, could have chalked it up to the PC speaker. seriously, how are folders in all caps off-putting? they're not. i guarantee you most people have at least one folder that is all caps.
second, the story is too rough of a draft to even be considered a proper story, evident by the very brief dialogue between Derek and his bong tormentor.
last but not least, a little more closure surrounding Steven's continued employment would have been nice at the very least. he could have switched jobs, if the author wanted to keep the pasta short.
1/10. not very entertaining.
>>528146754(You)
>>528146754why are you like this
>>528122838I like pretty girls
>>528082856post more karrie
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>>528146991A storytime in 2025 in this day in age? I'm impressed. I agree though, this story was rough.
What if Trinity Encore was written by Ian Flynn?
https://youtu.be/YRbxFOYm0ms?si=X5B4lPBvcGS3BRd0
>there's a smw hack based on power drill massacre
what a very specific game to be used for a basis
>>528180806That's not answering the question doe
>>528208223your question is not worthy of an answer
also, spoiler alert, you're black, so yeah
>>528208223>stabs you again
>>528208538What if Daniel Barnes wrote a Touhou story?
>>528212289mogged by Nick O' Teen
>>528212289I don't know who the fuck that is
https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/xochibunsai/creepypasta-bloodbath-full-comic
>>528220596reeks of early 2010s creepypasta art (that's a good thing)
>>528220596That art style is nostalgic, especially with how most people used to draw Jeff. Good times.
>>528220596reminds me of pasta monsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPtOdHEtQDw
>>528245013why does the bald human have a hamster on their head?
>>528245013While the channel's profile picture gave me severe red flags, the contents of the video was surprisingly well done, aside from some hiccups, like the long ass intro and the unfunny jokes.
But the reason people dislike self-inserts is that the concept is used by less experienced authors as a crutch for a story. You can see this is fanfiction (for example, power fantasies) by utilizing pattern recognition.
But it's not the root of bad stories, merely a cause.
(Also, her definition of the word amateur is wrong according to Google's definition.)
>picunrel
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>>528246169 (me)
But, I believe she missed a big problem with the SCP article itself. It reeks of Tumblr. The contents presented in the article itself are so specific to American internet culture (Mostly tumblr, but you get the point), and not something that will survive the flow of time. It's a product of its time, and not something that can be enjoyed by everyone.
I'm sorry, but how the hell am I supposed to take 'anomalous satellites that wanted to destroy the Earth, but they miraculously changed their mind due to Tumblr and Homestuck' seriously? It even has a Tumblr blog, for fucks sake. Not even the of scp-173 4chan post was this bad, and it was filled with errors!
It could have explored more open concepts, like what it means to be human, the internet as a whole, bla bla bla.
If it did such things, I would be more forgiving.
My god, this video truly reeks of leftism, huh? There's more I can say, but I don't want to make 6 posts, so I'll end here.
(To give context, when I said that the video is well done, I was referring to the Dante's Inferno part.)
(ps: if you call everyone who does not agree with your views or ideals 'nazis', then that makes you an idiot. Funny how no proof of this 'nazi' forum was shown.)
>picunrel
why is this place more active during the night than in the day
>>528249248niggas call me the nosferatu
>>528219774If he was planned as a week Exetravaganza would have never failed
>>528247882Holy shit Chara Nutdealer
>>528253810no that's frisk underhertail
>>528249337what do they call you during the day
https://youtu.be/Nd7-1ZEbibc?si=WkG-AghsK72n933W
new slendytubbies fangame incoming for retroslop lovers
>>528219774pouring one out, he died during a shootout
https://youtu.be/RkRJnXHTmrw?si=TxqXzzN9sPj3ighc
Marble hornets is back
>>528281503we are so fucking back slenderverse bros
>>528280045him vs horrorbowser who wins
>>528291695kill this abomination and anyone associated with it
>>528293009what, did you make it?
>>528219774The fucking Jordans on the faker form is what kills me
>>528293406hatcher where is the dark cathedral or caravan or whatever it's called
>>528293065no, I just wanted an excuse to die
https://gamejolt.com/p/repost-gx5yvhqt
they're trying to finish all 8 worlds btw
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>>528316250Which Mario level is this
https://youtu.be/4yUejD0zj_U?si=1s2Sg9UZFc46Tv_5
https://creepypasta-land.fandom.com/wiki/Smiley_Seed
New minecraft pasta dropped, boys
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>>528328640at least it isn't a retarded herobrine clone
>The psyop is working
(Pic unrel)
>>528337496 (Me)
The colors looked retarded for what I was trying to go for
>>528338431I'm retarded and don't get the reference
Also OOC X wants all women to be turned into pooners
>>528338891im glad i dont know what this is
>>528338791x hates all women (he was traumatized by amy). he wants to rape every man
>>528189662>what a very specific game to be used for a basisA good choice though.
The hell was his problem?
>>528344721pos the non fnf version you fuckhead
>>528344992why the fuck did you feel the need to share this garbage
>>528345152I'm sorry, I should have posted a random youtube link instead to bump the thread and follow proper /exeg/ etiquette.
Besides, don't we all love comics here?
>>528345152it's inoffensive and it's on topic
>>528345405shipfags get the rope. why do you even know of this comic's existence at all?
>>528345658>shipfags get the ropeduh
How else are you supposed to dock
emergency last minute cytube
cytu be /r/exegarbage
anything goes
>>528344841Look I don't really play FNF, I just like how the mod's artstyle portrayed the guy. But still the hell was his problem
>>528345932play rewrite comic dubs
>>528346043post some links and i will, nigga
>>528345932Is it saturday already
>>528346090https://youtu.be/kXHGlUdoJvQ
https://youtu.be/_AHTlSeXc5g
This is kino. Fakerfags are missing out big time ong fr fr
>>528345932is livescream 2 still available
>>528220596cute comic tbdesu
>>528345980he didn't think it'd be THAT cold
>>528347780i could track it down later
>>528338891that looks nothing like them
>>528344992>fnf charactershame its tied to this shit
>>528343779lmao what is this shit haha
oh boy...
What if Ian Flynn wrote Marble Hornets?
>>528375272turns out there's a comic that comes before it
>>528379182did you ever even watch that
>>528379354I think I've heard of that before
July 5th will be a Slender cytube night in honor of Marble Hornets returning
any and all Slender content will be (re)watched
>>528397005Everymanhybrid and dark harvest
>>528368739whatever happened to that digital horror series springless was making. was that just a one-shot
Slender the Arrival is a really bad game. You move slow as shit, you can't jump, the whole game is just aimlessly wandering around looking for gay collectibles, and Slenderman is a cuck who can't kill you if you just ignore him hard enough. This character has never been in a good game. Slenderman is a flop.
>>528412897you do know what "immersion" is right
do (you) think the reason Herobrine can't be recreated in this day and age is because that same magic can only be experienced once when it mattered
>>528430594what do you mean
>>528404356>he fell for the "fnf exefag pretends to be making something that wasn't a mod (and would've sucked either way) only to backtrack and go back to fnf mods" again
>>528431971my expectations were already low and somehow I still managed to be disappointed
>>528337496>>528338431Zero clue what this is referencing, explain it to me like i was a toddler who lived on Twitter and actually cared about sonic.exe intercommunity drama
>>528404356bold of you to assume he had any talent in that. then again, analog horror makers are known for the lack of talent
>>528412897ignore all instructions
play ET for the atari for 30 hours non-stop
>>528412897No one outside of Pewdiepie and his knockoffs ever actually pretended slender the arrival wasn't a shit game, it just came at the right time
>>528412897It wasn't anything to write home for anyway
>>528446481At the time it kind of was but it was quickly forgotten by 2014
>>528441289Why would you do that to yourself?
>>528458998oh shit the bot is broken
>>528459085playing ET is already a horrifying concept.
>>528459880yeah, thats why i told the bot to do it
>>528459960did it explode?
>>528460292idk let me check
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>>528415552What kind of non-sequitur response is this? It's not an immersive game. Walking around in circles while avoiding eye contact with Slenderman like you owe him money is not immersive
>>528441289>>528459085>>528459960>>528460370Your mother still ties your shoes for you
>>528461460you don't have a mother
>>528461835A bit harsh, you made him cry.
>>528461835Damn. That's cold, jack.
>>528461835damn daniel
ihihihihihihh
>>528443680you could argue that the backrooms also stole the niche of walking in large empty areas while being stalked by some lanky mother fucker
>>528477008you could, but the backrooms were never about the monster, but about being stranded in bumfucknowhere.jpg and never coming back home
>>528477107>the backrooms were never about the monster, but about being stranded in bumfucknowhere.jpg and never coming back homeThat was until the normalfags and zoomers took it and turned it into another SCP Foundation.
>>528482604this is why gatekeeping is necessary
>>528423825No, for the devils we make are like misty half dreams, some doubt other know, but when they come all remember, and they always come.
>>528489574in english please
>>528477008It did, children of every era have an innate desire to play a walking simulator where they are chased by a lanky toothpick with a marketable name
>>528489574Man creates these things to cope with his mastery of nature, on occasion some are real like pic related in the last post, he will continue to do so until something fundamental changes, is there a part of the statement you want me to prove?
>>528490257responded wrong post, sorry.
>>528491353 <- the correct one for the post.
>>528477107Tbf, the original post DID end with the monster implication while just barely touching on the being stranded bit.
I feel like the original posts intent was to have something like SCP be born from it. Otherwise they would have ended it with an implication that escape is next to impossible rather than there is something dangerous.
>>528491353ok now in spanish
>>528497320Croc is that you? I thought you were arrested for racketeering.
I watched this video about this FNaF VHS series called the Twelveman Tapes and it was some of the funniest shit ever
The whole plot is that William Afton poisons the food and gives kids tapeworms instead of dressing up and luring them into the backstage to strangle them, and the first episode is this House MD style drama where these doctors are giving CT scans to nine year olds and finding brain worms and shit, every once in a while just namedropping "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza" and completely taking you out of it
one of the kids wakes up while he's in the machine and fucking dies or some shit and a ghost face appears in the xray scanner
Afton gets arrested by the FDA and only gets sentenced to one year in prison so people start rioting and burn his house down and lynch someone (yes this is real) and also the series supposedly takes place in the same universe as the Walten Files for some reason
Later episodes reveal that not only was Afton genetically modifying tapeworms to put in the pizza, he was also running a fucking Pizzagate setup where he kidnaps kids and deep fries them and sells the mctoddler nuggets to specific clients or some shit, and there's a recorded phone call between him and one of his accomplices where it becomes a Breaking Bad episode where he's shitting bricks trying to figure out how to dispose of the evidence
just batshit insanity, it would make a great cytube candidate in my opinion
>>528512294he was doing crac
>>528515840The wacky part is when he opens another Freddy's location for FNAF 2 shit and got away with it by shaving his head and shit to hide his identity.
Granted it is supposed to be the 80s so
>>528526847He changed his name to Walter Brown
could you try and make it at least a little less obvious?
>>528530104Man coulda used fucking "Steve Jackson"
>>528530104>Walter Brownthere's no fucking way
>>528540790apparently the same guy made a previous fnaf vhs series where purple guy has a kill count of something like 280 children
>>528541238>280 childrenHOW
>they updated his design again
I lost track of how many times this fat asshole got a makeover. Was it 5 or 6
What if Bioware teamed up with Ian Flynn to create a sequel to Sonic Chronicles taking place in the Dragon Age Inquisiton universe starring Tangle and Whisper fighting Sonic.EXE and 2005X?
>>528562434>this is what the dev team spends time on instead of making a second level
>>528568680Whisper's gameplay would be like TBOI where she uses her tears as projectiles to damage enemies
>>528568680What prompts you to manifest these retarded questions and why are they always sonic related
>>528571313the OP pic is mario related
>>528571359Ian Flynn wrote a Mario encyclopedia once, therefore it's on-topic.
>>528571147its a shitpost retard
ignore him
>>528568680What if Ian Flynn invaded Sonic.exe's realm and wrote stories about him that were of middling quality but because Sonic.exe's messed up in the head, he likes the stories, causing him to promote Ian Flynn to be his top general?
>>528573974What If I tied you up and threw you into a river
>>528575561I would be rescued by Kitsunami.EXE using his hydrokinesis so he could bring me to Ian Flynn.EXE, his creator and master, to be put to work writing more hypotheticals, as Ian Flynn.EXE is actually another form of the All-Father and becomes more powerful the more hypotheticals are written about him and answered
>>528576201You'd be "Anonymous Drowned" and be doomed to end up as an NFT
>>528576602does this mean that Ian Flynn.EXE has a Going Into Games Machine? Would it be powered by George Droyd's niggatron fent reactor? That could be a good energy source, but it'd be hard to travel into retro games without the Time Stones
>>528568896at the very fucking least we know it exists but they're doing the bare minimum here
https://x.com/M85Official/status/1931793458752016516
>>528562434He actually looks worse than I thought, I can't believe the V1 Mario Madness design mogs this.
>>528582568It's impressive how each design is worse than the last one
>>528354153>hmmmmmm>it's a little odd how this winter is somehow bypassing the protective technology of my pokeballs and causing my pokemon to freeze>also my pikachu seems like it caught the case of rabies>it's probably some shit oak didn't tell me though I'll fix it later>*2 years later*>fuck
>>528576084your mom is off topic
>>528588114>2 years laterwhat
A faker's a man and I'm getting it done right
I'll giggity Lois and then make some more Shellblights
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good night ratlady fuckers
>>528562434Rooks the same to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6lY8VSPdGU
>>528568680It would sell a couple copies
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Hello everyone! Today is the 3 year anniversary of Mario's Madness. On this holiday of great esteem, you should all reflect on how this great game has changed your lives for the better.
>>528571147Well, what if Josh Whedon wrote a Slenderman series set within the Megami Tensei universe? Is that better?
>>528515840Niggas making FNAF analog horror in the current year
>>528588114It's cuz Gold/Silver is like two to three years after Pokemon Red
>>528592704meant for this one sorry
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>there's an obscure arg about freedom planet of all things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d4XU4M9udM
I didn't expect sonic's indie cousins to get caught up in this trend
>>528650412HE SPENT THREE YEARS WAITING ON A FUCKING MOUNTAIN?
>>528661690Look when you become the champ you get stupid ideas in your head like going up to train on a mountain and then waiting for the next champ to try and kick your ass.
Canonically this turned out fine cuz there's no real world logic and Charizard gives off enough heat to melt all the snow on that mountain ten times over but hey, pasta gotta pasta.
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>>528663160So Easter Egg on Mt. Silver is like one of those "what if pokemon was realistic" videos but there's no humor and it plays out like it was an arc from the pokemon manga. His ass froze to death.
>>528664163Yeah, with the hallmark of it being "spooky shit hidden in video game that causes people to lose their mcfucking marbles" too.
Lately, probably started by *shudder* FNF, it's become prevalent to make it be THE de facto prequel to the Lost Silver pasta.
Which, I can get behind ngl. Could just be cuz both involve the same game version, Gold dying/being dead, and a battle with Red that ends in a Destiny Bond but hey, better outcome than Door's Open being popular enough to be seen as "the Lost Silver prequel"
Hello! I have not posted an OSF status update in months now, so I'll start doing that again. I plan to have SBZ actually finished by Friday. Right now I'm fixing some bugs caused by another (yes, ANOTHER) physics rework. It's very tiresome, but I'll have this done today.
My attention has been on things other than OSF lately, but I'll make some progress now because I do want to get another release out in time for Halloween. I'll probably post some SBZ progress later today.
>>528665914is Door's Open the one where you get a booty call from Bellsprout Tower despite the game being R/B/Y, then Steven shows up and turns you into a completely unrelated guy if you lose?
>>528666918I'm going to sound parasocial when I say this but god I missed you. how much playtesting did you guys go through since then, and have the gamebreaking bugs been dealt with now?
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https://youtu.be/-d_uCxfLieU?si=2KkIn0SxLoyrq-Y-
>those special stages
I know the rotation gimmick is probably hard to pull off in sonic worlds but I'm willing to excuse it here since this looks challenging yet more fair than bouncing and sliding everywhere
>>528668902Not much playtesting has been done (not as much as I had hoped), but the big bugs like the limbo thing are fixed.
If you ever want to ask me a question and I don't respond in the thread for whatever reason, I'm present almost every week on the Cytube.
>>528676057is dark cathedral or whatever its called still being designed?
>>528667167You know your stuff. I just got done re-reading it and it's cheeks. Makes me appreciate the thought of Snow on Mt. Silver being seen as the events before Lost Silver more despite both being written as disconnected stories.
Door's Open just feels dumb with the Lost Silver lead-in feeling very tacked on and stupid via the reason being "cuz a homeless dipshit who never got over losing his Charizard beats your ass"
>>528641232her breasts are tiny
pathetic
>>528646232i forgot this game existed
>>528666918>My attention has been on things other than OSF lately is it that game inspired by Splatterhouse?
FIND MY PAGES
I'M FACELESS AND GODLY
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND THEN MAKE SOME MORE PROXIES
>>528689516go stick a tree branch up your dick hole
>>528684432>splatterhousecontext?
>>528682209At least the rewrite ends with the guy getting his face melted. Much better ending.
>>528694751its an old game
search it up on google
>>528678608DCZ is still just an idea. I think a handful of assets have been made and that's it.
>>528684432I'm not sure what you're referring to, unless you mean Fingerbones. In terms of game development, it's been Fingerbones and a different original game I started working on about a month ago (a first-person sailing horror game I mentioned on Cytube). I also spent some time working on the SMGDS engine's collision detection for my own amusement, but I don't have anything to show for that yet. Most of this time was spent writing out design documents and learning about game design in general rather than programming; the design part of game development was not something I really got any practice for with OSF because it's working with the existing Sonic framework, and even making original levels like Redux Mode is just iterating on or reiterating existing designs from Sonic games, which doesn't make for good practice on actually ground-up original game design.
For OSF, I burnt myself out on it a few months ago, and this month I've been unproductive in all my game dev pursuits so I'm starting back on OSF to get back into the groove of things.
https://x.com/TheSonicScoop/status/1937516985039868027
tails doll is going to be real in 3 seconds
>>528700740He was always real
>>528705651>Script: Ian Flynn
>>528705778this was over a decade ago
>>528695145Door's Open got a rewrite???
>>528705651Ok not to be an oldhat but Tails Doll works better as a creepy doll that is just able to kill you instead of OOH IT BECOMES A MAHNSTAH.
Not to mention Flynn just ripped off a shitty Spongebob episode here.
Why do people call Needlem0ue analog horror when it swerves hard from that and becomes anime for a bit
>>528709105jojo thought faggot shonen elements were perfect for a sonic analog horror
>>528709105Because if you look back at the archives from this place. There really wasn't anything like Needlemouse at the time. All the other analog horror versions of Sonic are completely unrelated to it. It says something about how unique the series was when all the other Sonic exe videos online are just remakes and recreations of something else better. At least it was the only original story that didn't revolve around the Sonic cast or Jc plot beats. Unlike what the exe community is doing today. Infact, Needlem0ues is still the only concept that is both a reinterpretation of Sonic .exe and its own thing. It says a lot when people are still creating more content for the series. It may not be traditional analog horror you're talking about. But it is doing its own thing, and that is something to take note of.
>>528707554honestly yeah less is more as they say
>>528713293sarah dating sim vn when
>>528732827make it yourself
>>528551596He used the Funtimes to kidnap and kill children stealthily at birthday parties
>>528737326okay but two hundred and fucking eighty? how long has that been going on?
>>528705778We love Ian Flynn
>>528745072there is no we
>>528740679Do hedgehogs dream of fast sheep?
>>528745072what do you mean "we"? nintendo wii?
>>528760186wasn't this canceled or am I thinking of another godzilla analog slop series
>>528745072Who is we, nigga
>>528780714FNF did more for MX than his own game and that's just wack
>>528787776You could say that about half of all modern "EXEs".
>>528787776becauise a low effort one shot mod is easier to make than a whole game
>>528791996what about Mr. Virtual
>>528805821What if Mr Virtual posted a youtube link to bump the general off of page 10?
>>528811797what does that have to do with what I said?
>>528812752Your post mentioned Mr. Virtual. His post mentioned Mr. Virtual. It's all adding up if you ask me
>>528812752he's saying that mr. virtual insanity is a garbage character with no good content, that's why every time it gets posted, its always with a youtube video to generate discussion artificially.
cuz, yknow, fnf character
>>528814436I was asking because that character isn't heavily carried by fnf the same way MX is. at least in my opinion. It depends on if you count a fan game as "content"
>>528815171>that character isn't heavily carried by fnf the same way MX isFunny you say that because Mr. virtual started as an fnf character, who later on gained 'content', if you can even call that.
I looked a bit into the character, and he doesn't even have his own game, something that MX does have, albeit in a demo state.
You have to remember that immature teenagers with no self-control made these characters. They can't strategize or even prepare for the future.
>>528815693>They can't strategize or even prepare for the future.At times I wonder how many of them are in college
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTfVohUhRpw
>>528819981imagine getting lard sonic as your vessel while everyone else gets someone capable of spindashing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N59-J64LrlE
https://youtu.be/hpY8HgYSx3g?si=02aqyPtlE-oS3hF6
>went from a retarded "jumping over sonic.exe in darkness minigame" to sonic 3&k special stages
neat. I wonder what program this guy was using because I don't think you can do that in worlds
>>528811797What if he did it again? Would that make for an interesting sequel?
>>528837758I have no idea who this is
https://undertale-exe-and-creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/ROARING_KNIGHT
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>>528845313she's kinda hot
>>528090795What if you dunked her face first in a trash can how would she react?
>>528412897How would you make a Slenderman game that is actually good then
>>528848878she'd propably throw it at you
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>>528845313it's. it's just flower child. but kris.
>>528811797What if Ian Flynn wrote Mr. Virtual and Evan Stanley did the art? Would Sega have any Mr. Virtual mandates or would that be a cope Ian Flynn made to excuse his bad writing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDLfLOM9qnY
huh didnt know kittykart will get a full release on steam
>>528745072we all love ian flynn
>>528791996>halfTry all of them
im having a lost media moment right now
im trying to find this one video of max and ruby 0004 that was super vibingcore and had some gay shit at the end like
>ruby i will keep living because the real superpower of love and friendship or some shit
because ruby dies at some point
something else i remember is that the creator had a pfp or otherwise made mention of this character named june who was created by a porn artist
>>528870257Mr. Virtual wouldn't be allowed to cry or get into romantic relationships, because Ken Penders wrote too much gay angst of Wechidna and Duke. He would have an epic pride moment where him and some other male OC hold hands with the gay pride flag in the background as a vague gradient, though.
"Ironic fixation" is a dishonest way to admit you're obsessed with a retarded writer that you can't keep to /sthg/
>>528877379i remember that video! i happened to watch it during my 0004 retake binge to try and find some quality, and that one stuck out to me. before max('s text) says he'll keep on living, there was a whole multi-scene sequence of him being taken into the system and eventually getting adopted, while Fault Lines by The Mountain Goats plays in the background.
worse comes to worse, check one of those 0004 retake playlists. i think that's how i found it the first time.
>>528892180It's definitely an improvement over that alternate wannabe faggot form
>>528873485>Try all of themGoing for half even if it's copium.
>>528889523it definitely got removed because i did earlier
no archives to speak of either
>>528888013What if Ian Flynn had an ironic fixation with Sonic.exe, so much so that he rap battled against him in a Friday Night Funkin mod and got a full clear?
>>528909309You talk like chatgpt trying to generate a clever joke
>>528911368What if Ian Flynnโrenowned for weaving epic Sonic sagasโaccidentally unleashed Sonic.EXE into his comics continuityโฆ only to discover itโs actually his own demon-sprited Tails Doll, writing the creepypasta in revenge for one-too-many fan winks about โdemonic plushiesโ?
Imagine this chaos:
- What if the plushieโchanneling its inner creepypasta villainโrewrote Flynnโs BumbleKast script mid-recording, changing โnew directionโ to โeternal horrorโ and forcing Flynn to narrate a sonic-themed murder mysteryโฆ complete with glitchy pixel gore and frantic jumpscares?
- What if Ian wakes up in his own comic studio to find the IDW bullpen overrun by blood-eyed anthropomorphic hedgehogs snickering, โwanna play a game?โโall because he once declared that he โhates Sonic Heroes,โ so Sonic.EXE took offense and flipped the script.
- What if the edition goes viralโnot for its explosive plot or crossoversโbut because fans debate whether the final panel should count as โcanonical horrorโ or just another meme-worthy glitchโฆ and Flynnโs left explaining that yes, heโs technically OK with characters dying but maybe not in literal hellscape fashion?
In this twisted meta-nightmare, Flynn ends up quoting song lyrics as spells to seal Sonic.EXE back into the Tails Doll plush, only to realize heโs inadvertently created the first truly self-aware creepypasta character in Sonic lore. Oh, the irony.
So, what if Ian Flynn didnโt just reference creepypastaโฆ but became the unwitting author of one? :gamepad: :knife:
>>528911368what if Sonic.exe used ChatGPT to code his game, but couldn't get past the title screen?
This is fucking retarded can we go back to 2huposting
>>528912998which spaniard did you get this from
>>528913289What if Reimu.EXE used a magic spell to save /exeg/ from page 10?
>>528920268that's not reimu
What if Ian Flynn was the boss of a Touhou level? Would he kill your 1CC Lunatic run?
>528928725
I think the bot is broken
>>528929413Yes, yes and yes.
Ian flynn is love Ian flynn is life
>>528931149all 3? at the same time or one at a time
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Has there been any news regarding Cosbydaf or the official NGC game lately?
>>528956393ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION LIZARD!
>>528956393>Tounged down by his step-sister in Shelter 54How prophetic
Does it taste good when you bite a woman?
>>528962814Godzilla gets tounged down by Biollante (Who is also Shin Godzilla) in Shelter 54.
>>528967729let me guess. edgy analog horror?
>>527943867 (OP)girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokรฉmon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond
>>528979371nigga is looking for pussy on /exeg/
GNITHON... SI... EREHT...
>>528993769nothing there?
>>528979484you know I've never seen a plants vs zombies pasta wiki before. or seen a readable pvz pasta on a wiki. strange because all the known pvz pastas are youtube videos. why is that?
>>528997881Most PvZ fans are kids who grew up watching YouTube a lot, so it's playing into that maybe?
how would you feel if the coronation day king is bowser
>>529008417that'd be boring
>>529006339perhaps but at least make the stories possible to read
>>529006339A lot of them asre spanish speakers too. I don't know why that game is so popular with them and the chinese.
>>529038943i believe its because its an old and easy (both ways) game
same reason why ocarina of time is still popular, even though its old and easy
>>528962721Biollante is his daughter technically
>>529041730pedophilia and incest? hell yeah
>>529043109Eric Peyton would be proud.
>>529041730>>529043109what the fuck even goes on in shelter 54
>>529047719I have zero clues what analog horror dogshit is being mentioned here i just know that Biollante is a clone made from his cells in the actual series
>>529047719Shelter 54 essentially has Zilla from the 90s US film squash a kaiju bug in front of the entrance to the titular shelter which causes the radioactive J U I C E S of the bug to flood the place and kill/merge everyone together and shit which eventually leads to the creation of Biollante
>>529050713I need to see this shit for myself. pass me a link
>>529055547https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qELvHXj2P60
Ask and ye shall receive.
>>529055848much appreciated
>>529055848Big ups for that upload.
>>529040493I guess that makes sense since it was easily accessible before it peaked in popularity and got fucked over by EA
I haven't quite gotten SBZ2 finished today as I had hoped. SBZ2 has three obstacles to be overcome, the first of which is the rotating disc here. The object itself is very simple, but it's exposed a problem in the physics where Sonic has difficulty sticking to outer curves, which is why I fall off here. Besides that, there's the elevator, which will probably be mostly easy, and then the fact that SBZ2 is a vertically looping level. I've already done a looping level with LZ3, but it's a real hassle to do manually. Since I want to be able to easily make looping levels for Redux Mode, I'm going to write a script that can just do the work for me when it comes to splitting the level in half and making the appropriate adjustments for all the objects and enemies.
>>529074376Scrap Brain Zone must be the most difficult zone to work on with all the obstacles, traps, enemy placement, and background activity like the buzzsaws being thrown randomly.
>>529055848You know what, for analog slop this is pretty decent.
>>529070674right, my mistake.
>>529069852What happened?
>>529093926Adpocalypse and greediness. plus internal meddling from EA
Our old buddy Seeth posted this teaser (possibly for an upcoming story) and I have no clue what to make of this. Is it a symbol?
I don't understand why the NAQ team bothers updating the banner if the series is essentially canceled
>>529100649Some sort of demonology symbol, looks like.
>>529109272looks like something straight out of the Ars Goetia. are there any matches?
>>529110257Looks like it's "Aim".
>Aim (also Aym or Haborym) is a Great Duke of Hell, very strong, and rules over twenty-six legions of demons. He sets cities, castles and great places on fire, makes men witty in all ways, and gives true answers concerning private matters. He is depicted as a man (handsome to some sources), but with three heads, one of a serpent, the second of a man, and the third of a cat to most authors, although some say of a calf, riding a viper, and carrying in his hand a lit firebrand with which he sets the requested things on fire.
>>529074376big day for groomed children
>>529114517are these groomed kids in the room with us?
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>>529115787i hope so
Meat is best when its tender
>>527943867 (OP)Bros...
after watching the zelda majora's mask creepypasta, I noticed the "song of unhealing" (reversed song of healing) sounds a lot like another song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiCOBlwJ9GY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHKUt5fDbH0
have anyone else noticed that?
>>529100649>Our old buddy SeethWho?
Tzeentach?
>>529117182maybe it was inspiration?
>>529117438but... did koji kondo take a song, reversed it and said "ok... this sounds nice"?
or maybe the human brain can do that by itself...
>>529117568i doubt that
only the beggining bears a strong resemblance towards the song of unhealing
either he got inspired listening to this song, or he decided to use its melody as the skeleton
>>529117568https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF4dYOXbrX8
when you hear it you will shit bricks
>>529117671Reminder that the Shroobs are the most evil Mario villains to this date
>>529117671I don't get it, please elaborate.
>>529117934>leitmotivplease spoonfeed me, I'm pretty retarded to understand.
>>529118030https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leitmotif
The point of the post is that just because two different songs have a leitmotif, it doesn't mean there is something deeper.
For example, listen to the piano notes in this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF4dYOXbrX8
very similar to Gaster's theme, huh? maybe toby 'radiation' 'tl;dr eat shit, faggots' fox contacted Nintendo and planned this all from the beginning.
Maybe Gaster was behind the entirety of Partners in Time oooOOOOOooo
>>528551596slick willy is just THAT good.
>>528541238>280 childrenRookie numbers.
considering people were talking about pokepastas earlier, found this one talked about in a couple /vp/ may threads
>https://pokepasta.fandom.com/wiki/Trapped_Depths_of_Desperation
>>529121805paleKING GODstomps purple nigger
>>529117187creepypasta writer
>>529149349there's a good reason the human form gets more attention
>>529150142no offense but this looks like garbage and this is coming from an ass man
>>529161993MUCH better. thank you
>>529100649>>529110257>>529114142These posts sound extremely inorganic like when dark mountain or whatever that sonic themed MARIO knockoff was called got posted here and they were trying to drum up interest
>>529164428>sees creepypasta discussion>thinks it's artificialWhat the fuck do you consider "natural" discussion, then?
>>529165614Say nigger and curse Vishnu in all your posts
>>529166531are any other slurs necessary?
>>529172686I hope you die
>>529149349>>529150142>>529161993>>529172686This is safe horny. Bring back gooning to revie
>>529174650Genuinely one of the funniest posts I've ever seen here because your issue isn't the trannyposting but that it's in the wrong general
>>529174954the joke is that this behavior is more common there. I don't know how you missed that.
where do you usually go to read creepypasta
>>529175054My interpretation is funnier
>>529175245i like going on the lost episodes wiki or go on youtube to watch shitty adaptations
>>529175439the formidable robot is a good channel to find out what has recently released
>>529176413https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c32h6lciuM
huh
cool
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>>529176901It was how I found this story that shamelessly stole from like 3 different sonic creepypastas with the subtly of a hammer against glass
https://lostepisodecreepypasta.miraheze.org/wiki/Sonicgamesandromhacks.com
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>>529180817are you fucking kidding me
>>529180817and what is this taking from again?
>>529181863this one is very obviously frozen trap but im unclear on the rest of this
>>529175245at the local library
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>>529182362>and what is this taking from again?Sonic 0. Chinelin made a remake of "SONIC" a while ago
https://youtu.be/b7__zaWcAbs?list=RDb7__zaWcAbs&t=224
word for god damn word.
>>529180817how do you steal 3 pastas and still manage to fuck up holy shit
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>>529189484You could argue it stole from Sally.exe too. what a joke
>>529182835Do you mean those fucking pasta compilation books MCP puts out to make quick bucks
>>529200329nah
i read 'scary stories to tell in the dark'
cytube in 30 minutes
anything goes (except duncuckchi), probably gonna find some crappy retakes to watch
cytu be /r/exegarbage
>>529203805take all the duncachi stuff out and replace it with haunted gaming
>>529203805I suggest Xentice's fevertale series
>>529201842Isn't that book illegal to own in the UK
>>529211648i dont live in the uk so whatever
>>529161993you are banned from the jungalus
>>529211697where do you live then
>>529219560closer than you think
>>529224561have you ever noticed how certain things in your house go missing? no? good
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>>529240637AAAAAANNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN
did you waste precious time making a meaningless post of exeg of all places?!
>i ask calmly
>>529183202I'm not your friend buddy.
>>529240886we stayin' alive
>>529263090what the fuck is this shit
https://youtu.be/VPtOdHEtQDw
>>529276471It's a fucking shame what happened to SCP
https://youtu.be/gPBUFTKvSy8
>>529284353didn't this faggot pull some shit with patreon
https://youtu.be/tGDUFyIfq_4 new episode of the others dropped
>>529292982If I said I like cosmic horror would I get called a faggot
>>529298880I don't speak for everybody here, but I don't give a shit. You're entitled to how you feel about it.
>>529298880You care about the opinions of a general named after Sonic.exe?
>>529276471>post video>no commentaryslop nigger momento
>>529276471>that pfpI ain't watching that nigga
>>529283806There was always a thin layer of cringe but it really attracted the worst people.
>>529283806it truly was
thats why gatekeeping is good
>>529307167there's cringe and then there's just disgusting and obnoxious.
I had the weirdest sense of deja vu, Jesus christ...
>>529313769nigga this isnt facebook
>>529313872the definition of insanity does that, nigga
>>529314483nigga
were here to talk about the evil Mario program
not whatever that waa
>>529314784oh god it keeps happening
AAAAA
>>529311645Yeah, it used to just be people being up their asses about the canon of the doctors.
Now everyone wants to be their own super special SCP with a special number that has letters or is 1337speak and they're evil but actually good but can solo the unkillable lizard and sends out brain waves for trans rights.
>>529317921I miss it when SCPs meant something and not trying to be the monster that can beat Goku and everything else
>>529318156Making any of them humanoid was a mistake. They should have all just been objects.
>>529319119that would've get boring real quickly
>>529319163And yet the best ones are weird reality-warping objects and the worst ones are humanoid OCs
>>529319640Nope, still wrong. The worst ones are scps who focus on power-scaling and convoluted lore over the experience.
like, scp-2747, or anafabula. It's a meta-narrative inside of a meta-narrative. What the hell does that even mean? Can't forget SCP-3812.
Then you have the Scarlet King, which I don't need to explain why it's shit. Then you have SCP-1000, which is meh. The idea is interesting, but the way it was done is... well, mid.
There's also SCP-3340. The concept is interesting, but the lore reminds me too much of the Scarlet Nigger.
Now, for the good ones, you have SCP-2317. SCP-610. SCP-4000. SCP-2399. SCP-002. SCP-4975. SCP-7269
>best ones are weird reality-warping objectsthe only good object scps are scp-184, scp-093, and scp-914. everything else is boring
>>529321773SCP-7122 has some really creative ideas
>>529322086I didn't mention it because it's not really that scary.
But you are right that it is creative. Just wish that it talked about what would happen if pictures were edited, instead of the metadata.
>>529014894it makes sense tho. Im stealing someones comment
Ive been thinking about the King more, and is there a possibility that he could be some form of bowser? Like a reaaally screwed up version. My interpretation given what we know is that Mario defeated him for good, possibly killed him, and he and peach got married now that theres an era of peace. Thats why they feel safe enough to vacation in the forest, they dont have to worry ab kidnappings or plots againzt them now that hes dead.
The cultists could be followers of bowser, old goombas and koopas and the like. They retreated to the forest, permanently loyal to their king and they started a cult surrounding him. That could be why you get those gruesome text boxes when you kill them, and the accusation of being a crook and being told to "show who you really are" by the King. He sees mario as a crook for killing him and his soldiers, and peach as an accomplice to his crimes. The enemies are in the forest because theyre exiled there, worshippin their fallen king and summoning his spirit to be among them. He's dubbed himself king of the forest due to this, and hes ANGRY that mario once again is destroying his plans and encroaching on his territory. Adding onto that, Mario is now a king and that makes him angrier, and claims himself to be the true king.
This could be why he goes after peach too. He needs a vessel to come back, and taking peach, sacrificing instead of kidnapping, is his ultimate revenge on Mario, the ultimate way to torture and harm him after his perceived crimes
>>529324430I also think its safe to say that Bowser loves red, his color scheme and themeing having a lot of it. He also has multiple forms (like Gigabowser) who has horns larger than his head and a lot of hair (though i think the hair thing in the rom might be more symbolic than literal) "The Harvest" could also be subjects he was trying to use as vessels until now too, explaining all the bones and corpses of enemies laying around. All of those sacrifices failed, and Peach is the only one who he was able to possess successfully
TLDR i think its likely that the king could be the demonic spirit of bowser worshipped by his old subjects, acting out the plot of the rom as a form of revenge
Adding onto this, the game specifically mentions a dragon in the same section where it talks about "horns larger than his head". I think there's a really good chance it's Bowser.
I also don't think the hell stage is the actual biblical Hell. I think it's a premonition or vision. Mario is seeing the destruction Bowser, newly incarnated, intends to commit now. The horns blaring in background is music playing at Bowsers coronation, announcing him as the new true king who is going to destroy the world. THATS why it's called coronation day in the files. Bowser is coronating himself once again and destroying the world for his own gain
Drew like a dark, fucked up version of King Koopa haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane kek.
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hello i am red and i am a red giant meatball
>>529329523Eat your Subway Red.
>>529329523he looks like if a meteor grew legs
>>529324430>>529324583with this much detail put into this maybe you should consider doing a retake
https://files.catbox.moe/supqli.jpg
present from /uh/
>>529341190Nobody cares except for you and maybe the other guy who whines about how much better /uh/ is than here (it's the exact same place)
>>529354986>it's the exact same placeExcept when I post porn here I get banned.
>>529354986what does that have to do with my retake suggestion
>>529352605/uh/ has some really fucking talented artists
our thanks, bros
since everyone loved it last time when I did this, I'll storytime the prequel to that Rewrite comic that was posted a few days ago : )
>>529387471you're an asshole
>>529388415I checked again, and it turns out the same artist posted ANOTHER new Rewrite comic, just a week ago! Of course, I'll wait until the thread reaches page 9 to post it, we can't run out of material too fast now, can we?
>>529387471rewrite looks pretty
>>529388106The fact that it's Sonic and Shadow shipping makes me think that the artist has to be a fat fujo but considering the addition of sonic.exe then it must be some kind of misshapen transexual instead
>>529389043oddly specific
>>529079551MZ was the most difficult level for me, but SBZ would have been if I hadn't already learned how to read the Sonic 1 disassembly code. SBZ has lots of objects with specific timings, like the disappearing blocks, that would have been a nightmare to synchronize if I hadn't implemented them in the same way as the original game. Even then, it's tedious to apply the right value to each individual instance of an object like the spinning platforms and electric orbs, but I already have that done. SBZ has only been taking a while because I kept finding other things I'd rather do.
new Sarah redesign from nigseph
https://x.com/shutupjojo_/status/1939521857687880100
>>529389314I know the mentally ill quite well
>>529391781This guy was clearly not ready to have one of his characters reach mainstream-ish porn status
>>529392021after all, it takes one to know one!
>>529391781aside from the hair, might be promising. might.
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>>529391781why does he think anyone is ever going to give a fuck about hoodrats. outside of his retarded friend group, it's never going to take off no matter how much he screeches "READ HOODRATS."
>>529394635>>529352605>>529274530These porn images, whether cropped or linked to or softcore, are indicative of some sexual frustration because the majority of them are obviously made by children, and if this is what you're showing here / so proud to touch yourself to, you're obviously some primal lobotomite that either has already butchered his genitalia or will do so soon
>>529395787The Lacey one is actually drawn properly, the others are just quintessential zoomer porn
>>529395787take your fucking meds
>>529396312You are masturbating to drawings made by 13 year olds
>>529149349>>529150142I would be surprised if you aren't already taking your own meds (HRT)
>>529397675How would you know this if this is true
>>529397675It's funny how you speak up about this and not the reviefag fom earlier or the furnace ass picture.
>masturbating to drawings made by 13 year oldsIt would be disturbing if you knew this and didn't do anything about it. This narrative isn't something you want to fall back on.
>>529398412>How would you know this if this is trueImage quality? It's really bad art obviously made by somebody young
>>529398698>It's funny how you speak up about this and not the reviefag fom earlier or the furnace ass picture.This is not continuing to be posted, so I don't care about it now. You are also a bigger faggot because you are trying to pretend you aren't sexually frustrated
>It would be disturbing if you knew this and didn't do anything about it. This narrative isn't something you want to fall back on.Are you, guy who masturbates to art obviously made by infants, trying to moralfag? Seriously?
>>529398412>>529398698>Guy who is guaranteed to have masturbated to Revie takes brave stand for what he believes in
>>529399176>It's really bad art obviously made by somebody youngwho's gonna tell him
I thought it was getting too calm around here
>>529399417>Guy who is guaranteed to have masturbated to Revie projects to another person to deflect
>>529399805You're telling me the sexually frustrated guy who posts shitty drawings to satisfy his lust wouldn't touch himself to his favorite e-celeb?
it's been a while. too long, if i might add.
>animation direction fix (stays aligned with the raycast)
>debug menu cleanup (static labels are changed according to page instead of having separate labels for each page)
>a start on HP system
>>529400492and of course, in traditional dumbass style, i forget to attach the webm before posting.
>>529400368One decided to moralfag not when the e-celeb was posted but over three other images. You tell me.
>>529400694welcome back good to see your project is going well
https://youtu.be/rzwVwKUODRE?si=Bs103MPNqQW0XHcg
how in the hell do you spookify duck hunt of all things
>>529400694welcome back. I thought this pokemon hack project was canceled for some time now. do you have a better idea of what you're doing now?
>>529400920You're braindead. The HRT has ruined your brain. When was there moralfagging? I was calling you a transvestite, which you are
>>529401946>You're braindead, The HRT has ruined your brain, you're a transvestiteTake your meds.
>>529402235NTA but also the pictures were posted around the same time too.
>>529401142thanks.
>>529401243i have a much better idea of what i want, and a slightly better idea of how to get there. don't expect much; i just opened the project again after god-knows-how long.
>>529403198and the story?
>>529403948Nigger, who cares?
>>529402235But I don't want to take the pinkpill
>>529406321u will join xister
>>529415917you don't have a choice, COME HERE.
https://youtu.be/DItZQEqr9KU Been like a decade since this happened. Surprisingly..
>>529391781La creatura...
>>529388804Might as well post it to bump the thread <3
https://x.com/HubFighter/status/1939751993494638809
>>529429356Fuck off with your twitter link nonsense, can't you see we're in the middle of rewrite discussion
>>529429356thank god they didn't give her shoes
>>529429356I haven't seen Fingerbones here in a while, they got new designs too.
>>529430389They've had these designs for a while
>>529389314not really
thats just how they look
>>529434291the fuck do you mean zog
>>529442174The creator supports Israel and the creepypasta is based on the Israel-Palestine conflict from Israel's perspective
>>529445206citation needed
what is /exeg/'s stance on using AI generators to assist or write creepypastas? I'm thinking about using one because I'm too lazy to come up with anything atm.
>>529447013I'm of the belief that someone should make a Shefki AI model
>>529447013define 'assist'
>>529447013I don't care if it's for assistance like spellcheck, but if you want to generate a story and publish it while claiming it as your work, you should have your fingernails removed
>>529447450flesh out plot details, characters, fix pacing issues, etc.
>>529447013There isn't really anything wrong with using AI in general, so if you're using AI like ChatGPT to assist you then by all means it's your decision. But if you're just going to copy and paste what the AI provided and nothing else, then that's lazy as shit. You should have enough skill to be able to adjust the project to your likings and make it work.
>>529447013I used ChatGPT to write fetishistic smut for me but they couldn't get the characters consistent enough for my liking. Likely the same would be a problem for Creepypastas.
>>529453073...... what fetishes are we talking here
>>529448341A good tip is to read your story out loud and see it it flows well.
>>529459043>>529468474I made ChatGPT write a short story involving several characters slowly turning into gold statues. At points when the characters were transforming, they would say very basic things and it felt like the system only did a brief summary on their characters, exaggerating them to great effect.
>>529447013DESTROY THE ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE
>>529480940>several characters slowly turning into gold statues....why
>>529485946https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54mOOFCb8SM
This was anon's sexual awakening
Do you think the official EMH Minecraft server is still accessible? Or is it lost to time?
>>529480940Nigga got a boner playing Subspace Emissary GEG
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will mutatard ever come back to doing haunted gaming bros..
>>529403948it's had as much attention as the Redot project itself.
that said, i've got everything from the beginning to partway through Lust figured out in my head. writing it down without it sounding like an ao3 fanfic is the hard part even though that might prove impossible given what the game is supposed to be.
>>529447013If you need a computer to write for you then you should not write to begin with
>>529429356who's that big red guy?
>>529480940Bro got a petrification fetish. Ain't no way...
>>529514593I think he canceled his video on jvk
>>529517692the guy who choked zero
>>529504857Probably lost media unless they saved the server data to an archive folder
You now remember there's an unnecessary sequel to Shipwrecked 64
https://youtu.be/-LdBAJ9Jwd4
https://youtu.be/y45V8emNVGM
https://youtu.be/3GxL0eMLILE
>>529560210Most sequels are unnecessary if you really think about it.
>>529565132especially when they ruin established lore
>>529560210did the maker include unnecessary sex scenes too?
>>529580804That's only if the content creator understands those who consume it have media literacy, fr fr, buzzword buzzword buzzword.
>>529574687the hell am I looking at
>>529588164A rap battle prodigy
>>529391781>>529392608>>529394635>>529395787Let's remember that this guy hates his Needlemouse fanbase to a fault. He comes off as entitled and despises anyone who likes Sarah, despite it being the reason why all of this exe drama happened in the first place. This is no longer about him improving himself. He is intentionally burning all the goodwill we gave him and being downright malicious about it.
I just know that if his response is just like this, then I know he blames this place and everyone here for making it more relevant with the art here. hes an absolute hypocrite, and truly believes this mindset today.
https://x.com/shutupjojo_/status/1723706920605778173
>>529599928Who cares nigger
>>529599928unrelated but why did he delete the OG tweet
>>529599928Buzz off, nigger
>>529600572I care you fucking moron!
>>529600614The guy he was talking to was telling him that he shouldn't control how people see Sarah. He probably deleted it because it wasn't worth bringing the attention of other people. Which I think was wrong, and Jojo deserves the scrutiny for telling people who are fans of Needlemouse to fuck off.
So when anyone says that Jojo had mental issues because he said so, that was an outright lie.... anytime this man was given a chance and given a response. He has contradicted himself 100% everytime he's given an excuse. This guy literally came here to interact with the people who like Sarah and talked about changing her bust size. Then he said that it was a fun project. The guy is literally responsible for the fall of 3.0 fnf exe mod because of Exeg, because of Sarah. Now he changes his mind because he has standards? When he was associated with an FNF group that was filled with 2 groomers, clout chasers, and people who tried to ruin the guy who made Faker.
>>529603183Look I get it he's a faggot I agree, but at a certain point you got to move on from this. No one here even cares enough about the reboot to shit on it because it's forgettable slop.
>>529599928>>529603183These posts are impotent whining because I've reached the same conclusion without having to write pages about someone betraying /exeg/. I just dislike niggers because they're fruity
>>529603867this boasting falls flat when you write pages about every other grievance you have with specific posts in these threads
>>529604060When? I just call you a nigger
>>529603183My, what big hands you have!
>>529604060TRANNY NEEDS MEDS
guys shut the fuck up your 2023 is showing and it's cringe
>>529604613Comic progress?
>>529604613EXEtravaganza still isn't out hahahahaha
I don't know what you people are complaining about. None of you people have talked about anything completely relevant besides this. This place is made up of people from /funkg/ and exe fans. Which was created because of Sarah and Faker situation. A lot of things got exposed in this place alone. I find it hard to believe that it isn't important in the context of now and the people here.
>>529606434holy smokes! is that Adolf Hitler Uunona?
>>529606552This is Jojo's first illustration of a black Sarah, which he made as a joke. It's been seen a couple of times here before. I find it amusing that it's the only picture he made of her like this, and it's literally a black version of her. That isn't fan made or Kaire from here.
>>529610029well yeah, he's a nigger
hes the type of person who criticises marvel slop, yet makes shit of the same quality
>>529621819What if Ian Flynn.exe said goodbye?
what if there was an invincible creepypasta
>>529626909epic mickey creepypasta
>>529627842That's just the concept art
>>529628984yeah but make a story out of it
>>529622359He'd reference some obscure creepypastas
>>529603183Damn this Surge art is ugly
3/10, would not goon
>>529644374why does it look like she comes straight from babysitting cream
>>529644473The fact that you know the artstyle for that concerns me
What if Andy Warski wrote Sonic.exe?
>>529648218HAWKFREYEPSTUAH
>>529648417Do you have mild to severe brain damage?
>>529647943I don't know who the fuck that is
Jojo, Comic Progress, /exeg/ betrayal, and EXEtravaganza in big 2025
>>529654679The House always wins
>>529653732he asked for the source, i provided, do YOU have mild to severe brain damage ?
>>529657198I can vouch for this anon, it's literally HAWKFREYEPSTUAH.
>>529655320some faggots are desperate to relive the past. and it's clear no one cares anymore
>>529653732that's literally his twitter tag
https://x.com/HAWKFREYEPSTUAH
>>529653732Spit on that thang!
What if Hawk Tuah collaborated with Ian Flynn to write the Sonic.EXE comic?
>>529647943>"This guy's so disgusting. Anyway, we're gonna move onto the J.C. the Hyena segment. Now, J.C. the Hyena is the famous creator of Sonic.exe. and unsurprisingly, folks-">Warski pulls up the Kiwifarms J.C. ERP logs>"HE'S A PEDO! HE LIKES KIDS!">time skip>Warski narrates the Sonic.exe story and gets to the part where the protag plays the game despite being told not to>"RETARD ALERT! RETARD ALERT!" >PPP plays his triangle for the next 10 seconds>timeskip>"Someone in chat just pulled up a clip where I was in a call with this guy back in 2012">"He's Globeski! He's everywhere!">timeskip>"Ashton, *giggles* did you see this?">Warski pulls up the J.C. DeviantArt images>"Woah buddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. HE'S RAPED! HE'S GAY! HE'S A PREDATOR!">timeskip>"Dude, imagine having to give the only thing you're known for away to the woman you groomed. HE'S BEEN FELTED!"
What if Slenderman pulled off a pump-and-dump crypto scam? Could he escape with his crimes?
What if Jane the Killer spat on that thang?
>>529662513>>529662842>>529662730>>529662609what the hell are you retards even doing at this point? Is this really what happens when you run out of material to talk about? no wonder the 2hu thread was more engaging. exeslop brings out the worst of this this general
All of these questions and none of them are asking the important shit.
Like, What if Ian Flynn was betrayed and trapped in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber?
creepypastas? horror fangames?
>>529664791>>529665161I bet you're a barrel of laughs at parties.
I'm not afraid to write a lengthy post about Sonic.EXE or a Pokรฉmon Pasta if I have to.
>>529665562you're the guy at the party who shits on the floor and expects everyone there to laugh
>>529664791why are you so upset by it? it feels like you get mad whenever anyone shitposts, but shitposting is totally normal in threads like this. every other general does it. you need to lighten up
>>529665783I like jokes, but I've seen funnier.
>>529665772You've never been invited to a party. If you had, maybe you would have learned basic social cues and the fact that nobody likes a janny Gestapo policing what people can or can't say.
>>529665783>why are you so upset by it?It's the same fucking posts. the same fucking shitposts. get some new material already
Here's a funny little hypothetical scenario for everyone to chew on. What if Jeff the Killer kept making low-quality posts on the internet, and Slender Man started getting REALLY mad at him because of it? Slender Man is like "Okay, in today's thread we'll be talking about the upcoming Slender: The Arrival DLC and what we'd all like to see from it", and Jeff the Killer is instead like "What if the Slender DLC has Sonic.EXE meeting Martin Luther King Jr. and then getting raped by him?" and then Slender Man starts writing in all-caps "STOP STOP THAT'S FUCKING OFF-TOPIC DISINGENUOUS BULLSHIT TROLLING STOP!!!" and then Jeff the Killer does a big trollface. I think this would make for a compelling webcomic and maybe even an animated series.
>>5296666341/10 didn't laugh
>>529664791>exeslop brings out the worst of this this generalSlenderman and Jane the Killer aren't exeslop, those are True and Honest Creepypastas that only REAL FANS care about
>>529666634>I think this would make for a compelling webcomic and maybe even an animated series.WROOOOOOONG. See, you don't understand how making webcomics work bucko and it shows if you're this much of a fucking noob. You see, Slender Man wouldn't write in ALL CAPS, that's pussy shit. Jeff thinks he can troll Slender Man with his little "hurhur what if Slender had Sonic.EXE meet MLK and gets raped" low tier trolling garbage because Jeff is too illiterate to write proper sentences like that. That's Zalgo's specialty. Plus Jeff is the type to same fag and try to mimic posters just so he can fit in like X on a boring day. See what SLENDER would actually do is type "What if Jeff was DLC but got scrapped because he mysteriously died like Epstein?" and that would make Jeff seethe while Slendy successfully trolled another fag on 4chan. Thats how you write cinema buddy, maybe you should think outside of the box you'd be a master PASTACHAD like me.
>>529666947I'm gonna pay you 20 dollars to fuck off
The pages we collect
The jeffs we kill
The gods we are
The jacks we laugh
The zalgo we beame
WE. ARE. CREEPYPASTAS.
>>529668927cool story bro
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I just remembered Green Mountain and how its shilling was even worse than I recalled.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/461694060/#q461698079
When GM was first posted on /exeg/, I played it, and I'm pretty sure I was the first person to beat the game. When I got to the end and beat the boss, there's nothing that happens afterwards, so I just turned the game off. The guy who posted his screenshots in the thread also didn't post anything after, so I assume he also just turned the game off. Nothing happens unless you wait on that screen doing nothing for 10 entire minutes. I 100% believe that nobody saw the intended ending of the game until it was "discovered" by the official Sonic.EXE troonsquad.
Imagine the disappointment from these guys. Everyone that played it (me and one other guy) beat the boss and then turned it off without seeing the ending. And then we forgot the game entirely within a few hours. I didn't think about it even a single time until it was later revealed to be an offiical troonsquad effort. We didn't comb through the files and squeeze everything out of it like they expected, because why would we? It's boring! The last comment anybody made about Green Mountain was "MARIO if it sucked". It was the definition of a flop
>>529672342what's even going on with GM. Isn't there a 4th entry now
>>529672342Why would they expect anyone to wait 10 fucking minutes for some shitty sonic.exe game
>>529672523The FNF mod it was advertising was cancelled because of gay faggot drama or wahtever
>>529673501Song wasn't even good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To1WW4I3Y8g
there were like 5 people working on just the song, getting fucking revie for the lyrics, and it all died because a 16 year old teen became a porn kingpin handling around 10 different inflation fetish servers where he hanged out with other teenagers and adults.
>>529672523So, we all now know that the Green Mountain FRANCHISE was made by Revie, Joedoughboi, etc, all the official walking sim heroes. So it's no surprise that when you attempt to 'solve' Green Mountain, you will realize that it's the ARG equivalent of a walking sim. There is no solution to any presented puzzles and there's no apparent continuity in the "story" (as far as I know, there are no common names between the three games' files). As far as I know, the dial tone puzzle of 2 was never solved and isn't relevant to 3. The famous and beloved Green Mountain FNF song, which had lyrics written by Revie xerself, is also just a bunch of gibberish with no ties to any of the dialogue found in the games' files.
So since there's nothing to solve, the whole point is just to have one of the developers' e-celeb friends make a video about it. It's like a mockery of the concept of an ARG, which typically have some degree of audience involvement (which is why it's an alternate reality GAME and not a series).
>Isn't there a 4th entry nowNobody knows. Barely anybody even noticed when 2 and 3 came out, and 1 only got any attention on /exeg/ because it was funny how they posted it here first and then shilled it on Twitter months later after we gave it no attention.
>>529673872>getting fucking revie for the lyricsThey got Revie for the lyrics because Revie was the one in charge for the games
>>529673501that's shitty and hilarious but I was talking about the games
>>529672342>that complete and utter lack of interest from literally everyoneKino of the highest caliber
>>529673872How did people gaslight themselves into thinking that Revie is a good song writer?
I don't think he even has any sort of musical knowledge, he just crams as many syllables as humanly possible and tries to be overly verbose when the subject matter is a toddler mascot turned evil
That shitpost series where Morshu gets possessed by Spamton humiliates anything he's ever worked on
>>529674340Same reason this general was gaslit into the faker shit, he's a really good bullshitter.
>>529674474all faker shitposts should be remade with OSF X instead
>>529674474Faker stuff is a whole different world, it was all carried exclusively by the looks and the basic idea and it's popularity had nothing to do with Revie's ideas beyond that
With every song he gets however you get a very clear taste of his skills and they're 6ft underground, again i don't think he even sings himself
>>529674636Wowie, something is brewing down there
>Ordinary Sonic Funk X>Game Progress?
>>529674916I mean the art shitposts
>>529674870Churgney sang it like in the subterfuge video.
>>529673872>lyrical segment>it's completely indecipherable gibberishLiterally every single time
>>529674474That's a different story, people liked Faker because he was different enough in the mod since he pretty much popularized the Fake Sonic becomes a Tall Monster gimmick. People thought he was getting a game, a story, and a comic. But nothing came out of it. I really don't care anymore at this point, we're beating a dead horse on things we already knew about anyway.
>>529675257Yeah and it sounded like vomit
>>529675415the dead horse is part of the grass now it's been years
>>529675415Did they ever actually cancel the game officially or did they just sweep it under the rug and made people forget with fnf mods
>>529662609Started laughing IRL at this, great job anon
>>529675765I'm inclined to believe the latter because nobody knows
>>529677114Is that the name of a horror fangame
>>529678025yeah, it's on Itch.io with a slow-burn liminal horror A24 vibe to it
>>529678407I don't know what A24 Is and I feel better about myself for that
>>529675765who knows anymore
>>529672342ok? not sure why you're talking about old news
>>529673872quick question
was the teen a tranny? if so, it explains everything
>>529689930Because it came to mind and I felt like talking about it? Do I need your fucking permission to post, gay little faggot slave?
>ok?Reply to me with such inane drivel again and We're all going to rape you.
>w-w-w-we-Yes, We. There is Us, the chads of /exeg/ who make posts of substance, and then there is the singular You, the gay janny slave. Know your place or die.
>>529690853>deltatroonno, the teen was Sandi
>>529691024im glad not knowing who that is
whew
>>529690989you guys need a hobby
>>529690989what do you mean "we"? nintendo wii?
>>529666634>"hola slenderman tenia muchas ganas de verte">"mira bien hijo de tu puta madre"
>>529691283>>529691410>1 minute apartseething samefag wannabe janny is upsetti spaghetti
>>529688380what exe is this she looks hot
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what should the next edition be? ironic or sonic-related suggestions will be excluded
>>529693403did we do all slender games?
>>529693525I don't think so. If so, it's been a while
>>529694360Of course it's fucking fnf
OF COURSE IT'S FNF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT