Thread 528001160

It'S OGRE EDITION

>Currently Discussed Servers
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, Legion coming soon)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive ToT on the 30th)

>Upcoming Servers
Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client) - Launch date 26th of July

>Guilds
- Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone

>Turtle
Vanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)
Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app

>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
https://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX

>Previous Thread
>>527809116

first for

>>528001160 (OP)
>(MoP, Legion coming soon)
LIES

>>528001619
in the grand scheme of things and considering legion classic is still at least 3-4 years away it is "soon"

fourth for

We need a serious name for the epoch guild. Something we can all agree on and something every anon would be proud to call home.

>>528002272
Knotted by worgen

>>528002272
Midnight Knot Delivery Service

>>528002272

>>528002272
Spacegoat tailjobs.

>>528002272
An all male Orc guild named "Tyrande's harem"

>>528002272

>>528002272

or ORWWTPWTMWFTG for short

>>528002272

>>528002572
The Tauren version will be Tyrande's stable

>>528002712
for the undead then

>>528002272

or

>>528002272
>Infamous Hacker>
(the limit is 24 characters as I recall)

>>528002272

>>528002272

>>528002272
, with a caste based loot system, only tauren, scammers RP guild. If you ever get caught using a toilet you will be kicked.

>>528003112
I like this one

>>528002272

>>528003112
Voting for this one as a proud chud.

>>528002272

>>528003485
good name

>>528001160 (OP)
Run for the hills basically was talking literally about hill towns. It’s a type of geography joke. Because hills are safer to live on since it’s hard as fuck to walk up a hill dude. I live on this massive as fuck hill that’s like cia territory. It’s fucked up out here dude. And there’s literally like heaven on this hill, like literally the Bible description of heaven LMAO literally it’s got like the huge walls and shit dude it’s also actually named Heaven too. Because it’s literally Heaven. But, gods such a fag. He charges us a million bucks to live there. He said he’s gonna give me a million bucks and let me move there eventually.

>>528002272
Also known as Fag

>>528003660
t. ogre

>>528002272
Cats Eye Drama Club

>>528002272

maybe call the guild you fucking trannies

>>528004323

im going to play turtle wow rn

I'm so lonely.

>>528002272
>

>>528002272

>>528002272

Taking a fat Jib on the Torzaglet rn

>>528002272

>>528002272

hilarious, chud

You see me now, a veteran
Of a thousand tranny wars
I've been living on the edge so long
Where the winds of limbo roar
And I'm young enough to look at
And far too old to see
All the ACKS are on the inside

i got to 40 without earning my Honored discount with my own faction
we're reaching unprecedented levels of over

I don't have enough gold for a flask sisters...

>>528002272

>>528002272
duh.

>>528008181
yea i never see anyone on turtle wow and when i look for groups it takes hours to find them.

>>528008284
post physique

>>528002272
Knights of Northshire Officer Training
or KNOT

what the fuck is knot

>>528009228
The cornerstone of Gilnean diplomacy and an advance interrogation technique of Gilnean intelligence

>>528002272

>>528002272

>>528009228
esl moment

>>528009228
dogdick

>>528009716
>esl moment
is a good name tbdesu

>here's your private server playerbase, bro
I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR SPELLCLEAVE
I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR GDKP
I WILL NOT WATCH YOUR STREAM
I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR TRANNYCORD
I WILL NOT PAY FOR YOUR BOOST
I WILL NOT USE YOUR SUMMONING SERVICE
I WILL NOT INVITE YOU TO ASMON LAYER
I WILL INVITE FIRST 4 PLAYERS WHO WHISPER ME TO MY GROUPS REGARDLESS OF THEIR CLASS
I WILL PLAY THE CLASS THAT IS FUN FOR ME REGARDLESS OF THE METERS
I WILL SEXUALLY HARASS NELFIES
I WILL DISCUSS POLITICS IN THE WORLD CHAT
and most importantly
I WILL SAY NIGGER

>>528009716
pretty sure that any knot discussion regarding Warcraft is talking about a completely different type of knot.

>>528009912
>rezultata

>>528009912
>I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR SPELLCLEAVE
fuck i forgot arena is a thing on epoch lol what a shitshow

>>528009985
problem, muhammed?

>>528009985
which flavor of beaner is that?

>>528009912
Asa...

>>528010129
see the projection in >>528010072

>Vanilla WoW is SOOOO EASY! Full of boomers with slow reactions and clueless third worl-
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE A VERSION OF THE GAME WHERE THE RAIDS ARE HARDER AND UNEXPECTED THINGS HAPPEN!! THAT'S NOT FAI-
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE LEVELLING DUNGEONS MORE DIFFICULT!! HOW ELSE WILL I RUSH TO 60 AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AN-
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE OUR FEEDBACK!! WE TOLD YOU THAT THE CONTENT SHOULD BE EASY!!!!!

>>528010496
nobody has ever said this otherwise wildstar would still be alive
mmo players only larp to be badass hardcore players

>>528010129
>>528010258
I'm betting Argentinean.

all anon guilds are dogshit, nobody is going to play together after the mess of fmc
retarded trannies e-drama everywhere
do you think anyone would want that again?
captcha; MARYS4

>>528010496
>the unexpected things happening:
>boss does a oneshot that is only preventable if 3 people interact with an object that gives zero feedback with the key to the dungeon (there is literally zero reason to bring more than one otherwise)
wowie i sure love being psychic being a requirement to clear bosses!

>>528011015
but i will make chvd guild and it will be cool without gay drama

>>528008267
Ask Fuutrans for one

these our raid tanks binds man we gonna wipe

>>528010631
the fuck are you talking about? Both retail players and tards on here regularly talk about how easy vanilla is and how you must be retarded to struggle with any of the content at any point

>>528011141
yes and that's how they like it retard that's why they play it and obsess with parses, everyone wants to be king retard

>>528011102
Somehow this is even worse than Elaynna's keybinds.

>>528011316
Did Elaynna stop playing? Haven't see him in a while.

>>528009996
it's not just arena. many groups on warmane's tbc would spam dungeons with only locks and mages because they've seen their favorite streamers do it. doubt it will be any better on epoch which will have even more classic tourists

>>528011437
Elaynna is clearing Naxx together with Torzag.

>>528011102
game isn't hard proper keybinds don't matter if you can click your shit on time
you don't need split second reaction timing to anything in this game
except k40 idk about k40 maybe there's some crazy fucking mechanics

>>528011316
better tank than elaynna thoughbeit

Bros, if epoch does succeed and had a healthy player base after two weeks will it kill the turtle

do you like turtle wow

>>528010496
>>528011069
these are my favorite type of posts

need to knot asalycia

>>528011730
>2020+5
>clicking

>>528009912
>I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR TRANNYCORD
but you already using it

>>528012321
I unironically bind everything in vanilla and click some things in retail because it just has too many buttons that are long CD for no reason, also, mages won

>>528012321
>being brand new to a genre of video games that has over 20 abilities to press
yeah man i can see many noobs not binding their shit

ALLILANDRAAAAAAAAAAA
PAIZURIIIIII!!!!!!!

musky stinky male woggies

i just click everything you guys are such drama queens, classic proved the game was easy.

>>528002272

>>528002272
>
for jib search and rescue ofcourse.

>>528013396
I know who you are.

Keybind 1-5 for dps buttons/anything you'll press often, mouse clicking on anything else with a CD

>keybinding
>clicking
fucking plebs, just use your neuralink chip to interface directly with the game

>clicking anything
this is why you people are dogshit
this is why you see some retard green parsing dps move, then suddenly stop for a full second, before they make their cast and then start moving again
cant wait to watch you fags fail the Heigan dance

>Normal humans
PvE, Strafe, PvP
>4channies
ERP, blacked post, keyboard turn, clicking abilities

The average 4channy is a turdboy sublime, that is why retail is hated and M+ sends 4channies into a sissy melty rage. Skill is the arch enemy of the ERP addict.

>>528002272

>>528013730
based based based based based

still caged for epoch release...

then suggest me good keybinds
or il keep clicking

>>528013945
>Acting like being able to move with WASD and clicking something with a mouse is that hard to do
Holy shit wow players are pathetic no wonder they play this shit instead of something else like even a simple FPS

>>528014290
just use neuralink, only shitters keybind

>>528014053
m+ is also a dogshit gamemode only played by trans people.

>>528014287
you will be caged even after epoch releases

jib got mentioned 51 times in the previous thread
now that is a new record

>>528014290
1-5 can remain then go Q W E R F T G mouse button
Then use shift to do the second actionbar
Then use alt-Q, W, A, S, D

>>528014371
this desu, imagine using your hands like some ape.

>>528014434
>that time you know who got mentioned 200+ times
/wpsg/ really hasn't changed

jib jib jib where is jib where is jib jib jib jib where is jib jib jib jib where is jib jib jib jib

Why you should ERP with Jib:

- My arcane sensitivity runes make every touch feel 100x more intense. You'll be shaking from a finger snap, you desperate slut.
- Ancient tomes taught me spells that force honesty. I'll make you scream every filthy thought you've ever hidden.
- Magical bindings that actually work. None of that flimsy rope shit. My energy cuffs adapt to your squirming. Struggle all you want, they just tighten.
- Tech-enhanced magic means I can shrink toys then revert them mid-scene. Bet you've never cried from being stretched that fast.
- Overload your nerves with magic feedback loops. One wrong moan, and you're stuck in a 10 minutes orgasm you can't control.
- My gadgets don't just buzz, they overload. One flick of my tinkered toy, and you're convulsing, begging to cum while I jot notes on your reaction thresholds. You wanted to be a useless slut? Congrats, now you're my twitchy little test subject.
- My runes leave temporary glowing marks. Walk around with "Property of Jib" shining on your thigh for days. Everyone knows you got owned by a nerd with a spellbook.

Whisper Jib for a session that'll melt your brain and leave you addicted to arcane degradation.

>>528014946
where do i find this jib?

in stormwind

Who is jib?

Why is jib?

How is Jib?

No really? you guys mention this dude every thread but i've never seen him in game or in a raid?

>>528014680
i don't remember aoi being mentioned that many times

He's always there, even if you don't see him

>>528016182
he is presumed lost

>>528016218
he's talking about maddie, it was before your time.

>>528016182
not in fmc

>>528014434
those are rookie numbers

>>528016262
???
>>528016343
so he's in another guild? is he an anon or just some random server celeb?

>>528014946
Property of Jib, The Overlooked

>>528016381
threw a meltie over being overlooked despite the entire guild praising him constantly and left
i still think he's a biofem with the mood swings and craving attention

>average epoch player is a streamer orbiting sh*tskin
we didn't know how good we had it before classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUa3GbNJHU4

jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib elaynna jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib jib

>>528016467
he is a lolcow
used to be in fmc

>>528017013
gotcha thanks.

>>528016743
>we didn't know how good we had it before classic
I've said it before and I'll say it again, official blizzard vanilla servers were a mistake.

>>528018002
it was already too late once streamers discovered nostalrius

>>528018713
Fucking kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzT8UzO1zGQ

is there any bis guide for turtle?

>>528019121
Naxx gear + Upper KR 40 gear
they powercrept every other item in the game that much.

you niggas behave a lot like women despite saying you hate them
reading the last thread gave me cancer holy shit

>>528019758
This is why you use filters.
I couldn't read half of the posts in the last thread (thankfully).

>>528019758
I love women, My mother is a woman, My character is a woman, I am a woman

>>528019758
What do you mean?
>>528019879
What filters you suggest?

>>528019927
You will never be a woman.

>>528016309
i was talking about pearl

>>528020056
if he lists his filters, people can start dodging them
you have to figure your own out

>>528020708
no ones going to create filter dodges to pester 1 guy.

Theres a quest with a 500g BoE reward

https://database.turtle-wow.org/?quest=41362

it probably starts from interacting with some object in hateforge I havent looked much into it. The recipe is kinda niche but people seem to not be undercutting themselves so if you're strapped for gold and doing dungeons anyways it might be good

ʲᶦᵇ ᵉˡᵃʸnnᵃ ᵖᵉᵃʳˡ ᵗᵒʳᶻᵃᵍ ᵃᵒᶦʸᵘᵏᶦ ˢᵘnᵉᵗʰᶦˡ

i love my panda boywife pearl

>>528021150
is it that purple gem on the ground next to the water elemental boss?

>>528013634
No you don't.

>>528013634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAQYwf6RIPM

/fmc/i;boards:vg;g
/full moon company/i;boards:vg;g
/failed male/i;boards:vg;g
/lightborne/i;boards:vg;g
/four chins/i;boards:vg;g

/ahru/i;boards:vg;g
/alilandra/i;boards:vg;g
/aoi/i;boards:vg;g
/asa/i;boards:vg;g
/belwynn/i;boards:vg;g
/daddyxissues/i;boards:vg;g
/dotlina/i;boards:vg;g
/eeba/i;boards:vg;g
/elaynna/i;boards:vg;g
/elicia/i;boards:vg;g
/eliora/i;boards:vg;g
/felkiss/i;boards:vg;g
/femboy/i;boards:vg;g
/filthydrunk/i;boards:vg;g
/fish/i;boards:vg;g
/flag/i;boards:vg;g
/fuu/i;boards:vg;g
/gargoth/i;boards:vg;g
/gerra/i;boards:vg;g
/glupshit/i;boards:vg;g
/grud/i;boards:vg;g
/gruggy/i;boards:vg;g
/gutu/i;boards:vg;g
/hime/i;boards:vg;g
/holyhonkas/i;boards:vg;g
/jib/i;boards:vg;g
/john/i;boards:vg;g
/koto/i;boards:vg;g
/limeberry/i;boards:vg;g
/mura/i;boards:vg;g
/orbseeker/i;boards:vg;g
/pearl/i;boards:vg;g
/rapecock/i;boards:vg;g
/retia/i;boards:vg;g
/seilie/i;boards:vg;g
/sheld/i;boards:vg;g
/sholl/i;boards:vg;g
/socks/i;boards:vg;g
/stab/i;boards:vg;g
/sune/i;boards:vg;g
/sylma/i;boards:vg;g
/tele/i;boards:vg;g
/telol/i;boards:vg;g
/therin/i;boards:vg;g
/torzag/i;boards:vg;g
/tuah/i;boards:vg;g
/vilefon/i;boards:vg;g
/vylene/i;boards:vg;g
/waffles/i;boards:vg;g
/waifuism/i;boards:vg;g
/yesma/i;boards:vg;g
/zap/i;boards:vg;g

/>Log in/;boards:vg;g
/erp/i;boards:vg;g
/knot/i;boards:vg;g
/lonely/i;boards:vg;g
/meltie/i;boards:vg;g
/pegging/i;boards:vg;g
/sissy/i;boards:vg;g
/worg/i;boards:vg;g

>>528019879
filters are for spineless faggots, read the shit, man up
>>528019927
me too
>>528020056
i mean nigga, have you read the last 15 or so posts before the new thread? that pretty much narrows it down to how cancer this general has become
spamming, cross board obsessed schizos, poor quality shitposts

>>528022804
>ásalys posts are approved
based...

trannies seething instantly lol

>>528022985
>>528023114
I'm not gonna read the millionth post about gay bestiality ERP or FMC high school drama, and I will not apologize to you insane transsexual freaks.

>>528021987
You are the biggest retard who has ever joined FMC: Telegethu

>>528022804
everybody should put filters on so the selfposting trannies get angry and quit

>>528022804
you can never filter yuki, she is already coiled around your heart

>>528022804
>my name's on there
the frick did i do? ive been mentioned literally twice in the past 6 months

>>528023297
>/asa/i;boards:vg;g
retard

>>528022804
thanks anon

we should kick retards like telegethu from the guild and hopefully they ack themselves
useless retard is a bottom fragger dps that refuses to heal or tank
only top dog niggas with incredible game sense should be allowed to be dps

>>528021706
very likely, if you're going for it I should warn you the gem enchant is really really niche so theres a chance the recipe never sells

>>528023962
if you kicked all the low performing members you'd wouldnt be able to fill an UBRS group

>Log in
>Jump around Square Tree in Stormwind for 5 minutes
>Log out
Yep.

>>528024189
thats why you have enchanting or jc so you can turn the SW afking into gold

>>528022804
aids
tapeworms
rectal prolapse
incontinence
shit on dick

>>528024119
since when?

How do I use filter on phone?

>>528021615
pearl is male??

>>528024148
that is a lie
at best we kick like 6 faggots
the rest of fmc are good players with a few extremely good ones

>>528024424
name 6(six) names

>>528024424
>a few extremely good ones
Like who? Elicia when he doesn't have a hand in his pants?

Should I wait for TBC Anni or is there a kino TBC pserver fresh happening this year?

>>528025475
gummy but his servers are shit

>>528025368
Flag (fully consumed form)

>>528025346
Sunethil
Aoiyuki
Zaptuah
Flag
Elicia
Retia

shortstacks

>>528023739
i like you

>>528022804
those are better than mine, thanks anon

>>528026256
>Sunethil
Doesn't raid with FMC
>Aoiyuki
LMAO
>Zaptuah
Meh
>Flag
Meh
>Elicia
Ok
>Retia
Meh

>>528026542
zap flag retia are good though

>>528026748
Yes, I agree with that but they aren't "extremely good".

>>528024369
It happened after you left Torzag
Telegethu is a tank now and a way better one than your boyfriend Elaynna ever was or will be

>>528026256
Why Flag and Retia?
>>528023446
Nice try, but go again. Since you're a self-pitying narcissist, you now earned all the attention in the bread as the /wpsg/ mascot. Soon enough people will be making rut jokes with their Jib plushie.

>>528026910
fmc hasn't got a single extremely good player so the standards are lowered

>>528026542
Only Elicia, Aoiyuki and Retia are extremely good
The rest are meh

>>528027252
i lold

>>528027112
Having naxx gear doesn't make them good. Aoiyuki was so bad compared to Sunethil before she catfished Indii.

Sunethil routinely outdpsed Aoiyuki despite having worse gear.

>>528027360
everybody was outspding him

>>528027397
out spedding?

>>528027252
this likely was factually true during at least some FMC raids

Why are you people so obsessed with player skill in a casual guild?

>>528027285
Always made me laugh when Aoi would brag about manipulating Indii. One that Indii was such a retard to fall for images Aoi found online but two that Aoi was such a retard he thought it was worth bragging about like oh you got some Nax gear on a wow pserver by pretending to be a chick way to go fag

>>528027796
Hot.

>>528028198
how do you even find those ewhores i just turn on pornhub and pick the first video when i feel like wanking my willy

>>528028347
Based

>>528028347
aoi is obsessed with her like even aoi discord username is the same as that girl

aoi always strike me off as some annoying hypocrite avatar fagging tranny
dunno how someone could like him

i thought aoi is biofem

>>528028198
this never happened
>>528028640
>obsessed
ironic considering you can't stop talking about her yourself

>>528028874
that's so funny aoi

discuss proven/suspected femoids of wpsg so i can /ignore them

what's the best server to erp? is Epsilon still a thing?

aoi and elaynna both wanted to be the next sylma

>>528029113
ffxiv

>12 posts filtered
so is the schizo retard talking about his erp love again

>>528028874
>her
Lmao

>>528029113
I tried Epsilon once, but it seemed that everyone was chilling in their little ERP cliques, and I was too shy to approach them and deleted the client...
And also, despite being a strictly RP server, I think 90% of people on Epsilon only ERP.

>>528029113
sinfar

>>528028818
Nah he’s a dude pretending to be a woman

still waiting for torzag to release the nigger folder, the jib folder, the aoiyuki folder and the rutt folder

>>528029796
Epsilon is clique based but if you advertise you are looking for rp you can pretty easily meet people

>>528028818
it is a woman yes
confirmed in pupper pals voice chat

>>528028640
He thinks skinwalking as women makes him a woman

>>528029887
I keep an archive of all my ERP sessions. A lot of those are with FMC members.

>>528030052
>he fell for it again

>>528030382
that's so funny aoi

>>528030382
Fake Torzag. The real Torzag never erped with anyone in FMC considering Elaynna wasn’t in FMC when they smashed

What are we rolling on Epoch bros

>>528030973
Paladin

>>528030973
for me it's male human arms warrior

>>528030052
retard

so when will this schizo faggot shut up about aoi? she is not real nigga she never cared about you shut the fuck up already no one cares

>>528030973
Warlock is the only TBC class that I can stomach.

>>528030973
gnome priestess unless someone convinces me to be a female dwarf priest for them

>>528031215
I care though

>>528031238
i need a femdwarf priest to dick down inbetween dungeons

>>528030382
give me a list of names
and a tier list of erp quality

>>528031447
okay...

>>528031238
fem dwarves are extremely ugly though they posses 0 appeal whatsoever

i need fem nelf priestess for me on epoch

>>528031847
femdwarves are extremely hot and they will carry my children

>>528031238
>sexy gnoon priest of afro-american bait?
Be yourself.

>>528030973
male undead rogue with numetal playlist

any good servers?

>>528032137
>be yourself
i've already played a femboy nelf though

GNOME OR DWARF ORC BAIT HELP ME DECIDE

i was going to join fmc but after reading the thread a bit i will skip it
you retards are way too mentally ill

>>528032373
You can play dwarf priest anytime. You can't usually play gnome priest outside nu-WoW.

>>528030973
I'll toss a coin between dwarf male shaman or human female priest

>>528029113
Epsilon is exclusive ERP. Just sit in the start an make a profile and afk on another game until a whisper comes in. If your expectations reach at hero rp, then you're just as ready to put your meatwad in a pizza box and serve your server

>>528031481
if you stop to read trp profiles, you'd know know the best erper is a spaniard with english turd language mastery

Making love to other gay fish

>>528033391
explain the joke.

>>528032734
true but gnome lessens my potential erp partners
even with pigtails

>>528033754
>gnome lessens my potential erp partners
Are you playing during NA times or something?

why did all the male subs make femboys/women...

>>528030973
Tauren Shaman / Druid / Warrior. AI will help me to decide

you have one chance to go back in time to prevent FMC downfall
what do you do?

>>528034230
kill moot

>>528034230
convince sylma to stay and not make filthy officer

>>528027001
>Telegethu is a tank now and a way better one than your boyfriend Elaynna ever was or will be
Tele is a lot of things, like a stationary totem that bodypulls the Anubisath Guardians during the skip towards C'Thun when everyone else moved back... or afking outside of Maexxna's room and then leaving raid because HOW DARE 24 other people don't wait for you.
But being a tank is not one of them.

>>528033898
i don't follow

i will make those dwarf braids spin

>>528030973
Nelf druid with Herbing and Alchemy.

Catform shat out damage on the last beta. Resto healing is fun. I don't mind tanking in bear. TBC dudu PvP is actually fun with Lifebloom and Cyclone cancer. Herbing is a fun mindless past time when you have to wait for raid/BG queue to pop. Tier sets look great.

>>528035015
i don't know whether to be a gnome for myself a dwarf for your

>>528033147
Not him, but most people I've done ERP with never advertised any interest in it in their profiles. The majority of roleplayers will engage in ERP if it develops organically, and they're often better than your average /heals/ poster.

>>528035521
the only people that interact with me are erpers that get angry when i tell them i don't do that

>>528035942
Why do you have some slutty TRP?

>>528002272
>Two more weeks>

>>528036160
i don't have a trp i am a male night elf warrior

No one ever whispered me for erp...

>>528036430
Jib...

>>528034230
>crossposting from /heals/
you are truly one dumb slut

>>528035942
Fish... come on bro we know

post Sylma ass...... or Allilandra titties please
I need to goon before my daily gold farm sesh

>>528037163
remain chaste and pure of mind
these thoughts only hurt your soul

>>528037163
i really miss sylma ass fishing pics

>>528036816
?

Any good private servers?

>>528038202
turtlewow!

>>528038239
what class should I roll?

>>528038470
female scarlet crusader high elf paladin with a horde tattoo

>>528038534
they've got high elves? cool.

>>528030973
female gnome priest
female undead paladin
female dwarf shaman (w/long braids)

>>528028198
Indii would bench core raiders to make room for Aoiyuki.

Is anybody there? Hey... I need to ERP... Please...

>>528034773
>he doesn’t know

>>528040620
see >>528014946

i am a straight white male that plays shaman. what can i expect from fmc?

>>528041468
People will like you for putting down windfury totem and healing. Most the gay shit while obvious happens behind closed doors.

>>528035521
Most /heals/ posters don’t erp. They just get off on healing in video games. And in a literal sense too as there are programs that cause their toys to buzz them whenever they heal. If you want to find erpers on 4chan /erp/ is where you go.

>>528002272

>>528041468
Being ignored and no one caring about you if you refuse to fuck the failed males

>>528042212
This. It's lonely being the only straight white man in .

>>528040478
Indii killed his guild chasing a catfish lmao

>>528022804
>filtering the fictitious namefags I made up
Heartiest laugh I've had in a while

>>528041263
SIX HOURS?!

>>528042212
>>528042515
Why would you want their attention? Sounds mighty gay of you

>>528027001
telegethu is dumb but don't insult them like that
tele will never in the level of dogshit at the game that elaynna is

>>528042940
Can someone translate this ESL slop?

Telegethu actually is pretty good at tanking. I hope they tank more to be honest.

>>528042720
Six hours.

>>528043652
That's nuts
How do you even drag it out like that?

>>528043782
Ask Gargoth

>>528042757
Why be in a guild where you are a second class citizen?

>>528043879
Why do you seek the attention and affection of other men? You’re crying sad because other men don’t love you. That’s so gay
Meanwhile I just log in, do dungeons, raid, joke around, get loot, log out

Ouuhh so ronery... Missa Fourr Moon promise root and rorepray but no get... now sit in front of weapon shop Stormwin...

>>528042757
When I joined, I thought that I would be surrounded by smart people, chuds, and people with niche interests.
Instead I am stuck with literal trannies, a retard with dyslexia in his late 30s pretending to be "rape meat" bad kinds of faggots a.k.a. femboys a.k.a. faggots in denial, zoophiles, gooners, and other dumb shits.
It's just tiresome.

>>528044637
i have niche interests
dogs

>>528043782
Six hours is quite long, but I've done many 2 to 3 hours ERP sessions, especially for first-time sessions since they require a lot of setup.

>>528044637
Gonna hazard a guess and say you're the one faggot in this guild who exclusively types in chan lingo. The one who still uses a Pepe profile picture.

>>528044637
So quit
Screenshot when you do and post it here

>>528044637
Because all those smart anons know never to join an anon guild.

>>528045018
Yeah for first time I'd understand but sylma and gargoth were at it like rabbits already
I just struggle to see how'd you do it

Hey Turtlefriends, what level can I start Gilneas in earnest? Like I will be able to do the whole zone without being underleveled and having to leave and come back.

>>528045578
45

>>528045578
I recommend 41-42, you can start at 40 but there are many quests that are level 43-44.

>>528045985
>>528046089
Thanks lads. I got a Breadcrumb quest at 33 but I figured I was way too low.

>>528046368
It's one of those zones in two halves sort of, early 40's and then mid 40's with dungeon quests

Sort of awkward to do all at once but with Turtle you get full exp with green quests so it matters less I guess

Who's the current guildmom?

>>528048697
still sylma honestly
she's just on a break

>>528048697
i will be killed if i say my opinion

>>528048986
I will protect you. Talk.

>>528048697
guild mom? idk
guild mommy? ALILANDRA

>>528002272
[KNOTED]

>>528049324
telol but he's a man

>>528049475
Sylma was also a man if you think about it

Will Epoch be crossfaction? For me, undead paladins is first, anon guild's next.

I lost respect for Telol when someone mentioned he's from /heals/, it just made me want to grief raids..

Alilandra does not have the energy Sylma had
it's just big tits without soul

>>528049698
Everything except pvp and most raids will be crossfaction.

>>528049627
physically maybe but spiritually a mother

>>528031238
>>528032373
I'm going to be cumming inside you daily and fully expect you to come and meet me in a random burrow in the barrens on day one (t.playing male orc warlock)

>>528049698
BG's and World Bosses aren't but everything else is iirc

Which way is safer for entering barrens, ashenvale empty road or theramore swim to ratchet?

>>528049883
got mogged by a dwarf thoughbeit

>>528050301
so gnome?

>>528050574
Gnome priestess is the perfect onahole in my mind. My little portable onahole cant possibly be this cute :3

>>528050813
okay!

>>528036228
giga-based

>>528002272

Friendless...

>>528049475
He's more like the guild stepdad

>>528044637
>smart people, chuds, and people with niche interests
What website did you think you were browsing?

>>528052574
that's gargoth though

>>528045267
>Because all those smart anons know never to join an anon guild.
Seriously... guy sees their behavior in the thread, joins the guild and is somehow surprised it's exactly the same.

>>528052904
not in fmc

So far on Turtle, I've come across custom content in zones. They turned a part of Eastern Redridge into a keep... but it's EMPTY. why?

>>528053182
if you go there at midnight on a wednesday there's a ghost npc for a quest in duskwood

>>528053182
It isn't finished, they forgot to remove the props in a recent upgrade, supposed to be a new small zone.

>>528053182
something will be there in the future

>>528012024
Probably. Their custom content I've played is miles better than anything I've seen from Turtle.
>>528030973
Prot 2h Pally because I can

guys do you remember when it turned out that sneedolin was fucking anonyma who's actually a dude?

>>528053519
i dont understand why they would release unfinished content. apparently it's been months since this got released

so why won't gargoth and sylma come clean about the real reason sylma quit? they said it once on discord then deleted it

>>528053995
does epoch have custom quests where it doesn't look like it was written in russian and tossed into google translate to English?

>>528054226
maybe some dev did it alone or something idk
i kinda like it, makes the waiting more interesting

>>528054424
i guess but they should be getting this done already. Doesn't make sense

>>528054952
dev might have left

>>528050527
AFK auto swim from westfall lighthouse to booty bay

>>528022804
Thanks, milord. I shall filter the attention whores.

what client should i download for epoch?

>>528049771
Does it really matter?

>>528055017
and they don't replace them or take over their work?

>>528056930
nah not if he had some idea that no one else cares about
they do it by committee sort of

>>528056638
Warmane wotlk client will do

imagine turtle wow outland

>>528057334
that sounds fucking retarded

>>528057613
Have you not done Kara40?

>>528057613
>even worse pathing
>entire continent has to be shutdown daily to fix shit
I don't wish to imagine such horrors

>>528057816
i have only seen a map of this rock of desolation

>>528057583
thanks babe

>>528057613
>turtle wow tbc
>just releases the expansion
>add one tranny elf
>game crashes
would be so funny

>>528044637
All the chuds of FMC (Rainu, Filthydrunk, Pellaine and Waifuism) stopped playing for various reasons. Same with niche interest crowd (Vilefon, Aralliele). Current FMC only has ERPers, faggots and gooners left like you said

>>528058767
I'm in FMC and I'm not a
>Faggot
>ERPer
>Gooner
>Tranny
>Nigger
>Zoophile
It's all so tiresome...

Unloved

>>528058767
>Gooner
untrue, I left for epoch

>>528059118
It's me!

>>528059091
you're kind of a nigger koto

made it to northrend looking like this
not much longer until I see content I've never played before

>>528059229
who

>>528059278
not in fmc

>>528058767
I miss Vilefon and Emptylife

>>528059278
Warmane?

>>528059278
well you picked the "Boring Tundra" don't expect much
Fjord is better

>>528056638
I think we need to wait their announce. There new locations, so you can't just donwload any client for the server.

>>528059597
tauri. quit at the end of wotlk so figured it might be cool to see cata and mop

>>528059638
don't plan to stay here too long, just have to get to 78 asap

>>528059786
If you haven't done Borean yet it's a pretty nice zone. I'd recommend Dragonblight right after, you get to see picrel

>>528059786
>78
Anon I...

she hasn't posted at all today
i have checked all the boards she usually goes to and found nothing
refreshing for hours, even with the help of a bot that searches for typing pattern
just like I guessed Thursdays are busy for her
or probably the move last night scared her

>>528060727
wtf are you talking about anon
Just play and post about WoW

>>528060839
ᵃᵒᶦʸᵘᵏᶦ

>>528001160 (OP)
I am surprised that Turtle WoW and Ascension are still running. Personally Turtle WoW felt alien and hostile when i was playing through it for a bit, I am aware these servers tend to be cliquey but that server was notably so

>>528022804
>>528023454
>>528023874
>>528023931
>>528026428
>>528055864

>>528060285
oh I've finished every inch of wotlk back in the day, and again on a private server a couple of years ago
everything after this xpac is new to me, but I know wotlk like the back of my hand

>>528060535
isn't that when you start cata?

>>528061260
>isn't that when you start cata?
That would be a nice thing, right?

>>528061102
I've been playing on Turtle for a few days, I've had the opposite experience.

>>528061392
anon pls what are you telling me..? it's been that way for every expansion so far

should i buy rutt? did sylma ever review it?

Cant wait for Epoch just so I can play a nelf warrior with sword spec desu

>>528061260
When you do Cata zones you have to be 80. I'd suggest Mount Hyjal.

>>528061520
>it's been that way for every expansion so far
Until nu-WoW.

>>528061753
>>528061918
UGH.. knew I quit for a reason

>>528061681
male or biohole?

Tauri. You join. Legion someday.

ZG run tanked by two new warrior cuties Makenzie and Nureinul

>>528059638
>Fjord is better
why is it better? i liked boring tundra way more. it feels more north-rendy. barely any snow in howling fjord... you know the theme of the expansion?

>>528062157
Where's Jib?

>>528062087
At this rate you'll better play Legion Classic.

>>528062087
>>528062302
Wishing I was there

>>528062170
best zone doesn't have that much snow either
Fjord has more thematic approach to it, you see natives in their element
Boring Tundra is aftermath of colossal fuck ups on all sides, everything cool already happened

>>528053182
Wow, amazing devs and brilliant custom content!

>>528062853
at least there's no gnomes in BT

>>528063390
LMAO

>>528063506
keep dreaming

>>528062596
You are always welcome on Tauri!

>>528063849
I would need to download it and I also forgot my password again

any good private servers

>>528063848
oh er I meant the reverse oops
fuck gnomes

>>528064032
turtle

>>528063932
Oh...

>>528064752
It's okay I retraced my steps, guess I will download it and maybe poke my head in now and then

>official Classic+ basically confirmed through the player surveys
>Blizzard left Turtle alone for years so they could develop content to steal
>will probably poach Turtle team members like they did with Nost
>nuked Epoch the second they uploaded a release date and deleted their youtube channel
>will probably DMCA the server
It's all lining up

Why on turtle is my character pane and dressing room zoomed into my characters face?

>>528065050
>>will probably poach Turtle team members like they did with Nost
Retard.

>content to steal
Yeah, they really loved Ascension. Just look at SoD, double retard.

>>528065118
cause you're playing human female and using the tiddy&ass mod

>>528065050
yea blizzard played the private server community, after stealing nost code they're going to steal epoch and turtle code and delete the servers so no one can compare their shttter version.
it'l be worse when they copy and close down ascension.
man I fucking hate blizzard are greedy israelites.

>>528065118
because you are coombrained retard kill yourself

>>528064827
hype

>>528065050
Would blizzard really do that?

>>528066091
it done retard say goodbye to your turtle characters when classic + drops.

>Be healer in Twow
>Only raid-logging
>Reach 750 healing power week ago (Now im higher)
>Now its time to do Naxx, I think
>Read consumes must have in most PUG/Discords lists
>300-400 gold in consumes, to try a raid (which might not get anything from it)
>MFW when reading this, and only have 415 gold
Is this really necessary, or any ways to at least reduce the consumables needed for Naxx?

>>528065908
Do ToT LFR's still pop sometimes on reset day?
I would like to finish a transmog for a dear old friend

>>528062157
Where's Stab?

>>528062157
where's himecut?

>X peers at you
if you think this is a good RP starter, you should kill yourself

>>528066439
pugs are always going to ask more of you so join a guild and make friends
also if you weren't raidlogging you'd have more disposable gold

>>528066658
emote your character staring back at them autistically and see what happens

>>528066658
>Let's out an audibly sigh
>Shoulders slump
if you didn't like the rp you could have just told me directly
>de-summons eye of kilrog
>fluffles away ~~

>>528066448
Yeah, of course mate
Your best chances to get in the LFR right away are on reset days, Fridays, and weekends, though.

>>528066658
*i peer at you with a wicked smile that isn't evil but u kno that i am powerful* heh...

nice levelling experience turtards

>>528067060
Neato, shame I need uhh
Those white plate boots and that 2 handed sword that's a secret drop from some bosses
It's going to take so long...

>>528066658
>/peer
>types out normal greeting
>almost everyone is an autist and types a couple sentences before walking away
are you one of those, anons?

>>528067384
SOVL

>>528066658
*farts*
>peer at you, a faint, knowing smirk playing on my lips.

>>528067384
no you NEED to kill ten billion mobs

>>528066658
heh
>peers at you
>smirks, narrows eyes and grins wide
>teleports behind you
>leans into your ear
"nigger"
>vanishes
>The words FMC burnt into the spot he was standing in.

>>528062157
Why wasn't I invited?

>>528066439
>300-400 gold
What pugs are you looking at, THC?

>>528057613
that look i give to orc/tauren/troll women before raping them

>>528067384
>quest and kill monsters for a couple hours
>go back to the city
>sit down on a tent and have casual conversations with other players
>leave for more questing
Yeah is super nice

>>528066439
300-400 gold
my ass

>>528069570
Show me a cheaper list to do Naxx as healer then.

belwynn is online in turtle wow right now bros...

>>528066439
>>528069753
Show the consumes list, not as a tank you have to expend that much

>>528069753
NTA but 2x brilliant mana oil, sagefish delight, mageblood, dreamshard elixir, some cheap mana pots and tea. Healing Naxx is super cheap, if you play the correct healer class of course.

>>528069905
Shaman counts?

>>528049883
shes quieter about it than Sylma was but she 100% has mom energy

>>528070390
if she isn't going to assertively fuss all over me then she's not my mom

>>528069905
>sagefish delight
This is a waste
>>528070203
If you have rank 5 you can buy pvp mana pots that work anywhere, stacks up to 10 only so you'll need to carry greater mana potions if you need more. Do carry some major mana pots and tea as you might need them.

I already have a dommy mommy and she's a shortstack.

>>528069905
I only use that stuff basically, i use the frost pots on saph/kt and thats it, i just use my healthstone instantly on loatheb and nobody notices that i dont have a pot, its easy enough.

>>528070741
it's 20 silver for 6mp5, not a waste considering the next upgrade, 8mp5 is 1g

>>528070821
lucky...

>>528069905
correct healer class?

>>528072063
Female High Elf Holy Paladin

You don't NEED to spend 300g on consumes as a healer. As long as you have enough mana to last through a fight without going oom and keep your tank alive then it is all fine.

>>528002272

>>528002572
>>528002272
I would 200% join a guild named

>>528003112
this one's funny

>>528065050
>dmca servers hosted in areas that dont give a fuck about US copyright law
Lol?

out of every private server, what was the feature you hated the most anons?

>>528077362
unironically turtle's hc mode

>>528077539
I recall turtle's old HC mode being today's slow and steady. why do you hate it now anon?

>>528077718
because despite being on a server with custom quests, talent trees, spells, accelerated leveling via tents, green/grey quests still giving full xp, and rampant cheating, for some fuckass reason the nimrods in charge of turtle wow decided that having an hc player in your party is a step too far. I fucking love having to compete with my own faction on quest mobs and having literally no way to work together with them, it's so awesome.

>>528077993
yeah i hate that shit too, they should allow them to be grouped up. blizzard eventually gave it a bye, so idk why turtle can't.
>rampant cheating
qrd?

I don't hate HC mode because when I tried Turtle for the first time some level 58 something nelf died from drowning, and everybody in world chat was laughing their ass off and cracking jokes.

>>528078205
I've seen several instances of hc players running around with max level non-hc characters clearing things for them, I only say rampant because I assume the worst in everything. Just shunt all these hc niggers to their own server or let them group with people. I'm glad epoch has less restrictions with their soul of iron challenge since the hc crowd will probably look down on it and stay in their turtle containment server for eternity.

>>528077993
Mixing HC and normal players is retarded. Either make a server for them or don't, else you end with faggots tagging and a 60 killing everything.

>>528078702
So they just mobtag for their own toons? that's pretty shitty. i've always wondered why they don't make a hardcore server to separate folks

Predictions on FMC Naxx run this Friday?

>>528079796
all bosses will die

>>528079796
Spider wing + instructor or patchwerk

>>528079796
Spider, Noth, followed by funny webms of FMC failing the dance over and over again.

>>528079796
There is not even 20 people coming so far

>>528081506
As long as we have the tank and healer numbers, dpscucks are irrelevant. Arguably easier to keep 10 retards alive that refuse to consume rather than 15 of them.

>>528079796
Is Elaynna invited?

>>528083163
he was but sylma is coming and she refuses to play with him so not anymore

>>528080589
>zap and koto will spend more time making webms than actually trying to play the game
>they'll still complain every time they die
>>528083163
the goal is to clear the content, elaynna is too stupid to do ZG

>>528080589
>failing the dance over and over again.
Fun fact, you can skip both dances.
skips are non-canon and the safety dance is fun though so I welcome potential failure doing it the normal way.

>>528079796
They will take 4 hours to clear spider wing again and then call it because no more time to play for the euros

>>528079796
Is Jib invited?

fmc will never clear naxx
not even with belwynn raid leading this friday
they lost too many good players who also had gear
sunethil zaptuah gutulikeafish are pugging naxx
vilefon aoiyuki waifuism grud quit the game
i can't see fmc ever clearing naxx unless a miracle happens
like sylma coming back and resurrecting all the fallen anons and punishing the puggers

>>528084467
>4 hours
>again
But it's never taken that long before

>>528083163
"No!"

Weird how after 20 years there isn't a single model edit to give female trolls normal hands/feet

>>528085241
Elaynna is projecting his clear times onto FMC again

>>528087585
that was an annoying fight for how simple it is
>boss just randomly doesn't do its one mechanic for nearly a full minute after it should happen then randomly does it

>>528087585
gonna be 1st try kill this time

>>528087585
This never happened.

>>528087585
not in fmc

>>528067384
Tents were a fucking mistake.

>>528085216
yup
it takes them 4 hours to full clear spider wing so it can't see fmc ever doing naxx
they get filtered by trash mobs hard
apparently they had 5 priests last run that could not tank raz and kept healing the dps on patchwerk
the mages refuse to decurse too becaus they want to dps

>>528090008
another E(S)Laynna banger

>>528067774
>>528068565
>>528069546
t. fun server fags

>>528090389
>join server that advertises custom changes
>WTF why are there custom changes!!

>>528090298
i'm not elaynna

>>528090534
>I'm a gay nigger
>Rape my ass
Fine...
*unzips*

>>528090389
>NOO YOU CANT HAVE FUN ON A SERVER!!!!
kill yourself fag

>>528090627
Brown ESL frogposter isn't much of an improvement thoughbeitever

anyone know why the totem bar disappears in pfui?

>>528091320
>pfui
bloat

>>528090863
argentina is white althoughtbeitever

>>528078702
just report them.
i reported a multiboxer bot today and got a response and action within 10 minutes.

>>528092076
this gives me some hope, ill be sure to report them as well

>>528092076
based

>>528092076
kill yourself

>>528094449
me when i mists of pandaria when i pandaria whenn a

>>528094449
>>528094739
you are not as funny as you think you are

>>528094870
huh? i just thought the face was funny anon

>>528095073
i know who you are

>>528095192
who?

>>528092747
>>528093225
>>528094423
>from a few months ago

>>528095360
>Turtle is against pvp multiboxing
umm ultra based?

>>528094449
cute!

>>528030973
TBC classse are so fucking dull, but i will give it a fair shot. It's either gonna be prot/ret paladin, prot/arms warrior or enhance shaman.

>>528096386
Nelf priest because it's not locked to shit racials for once.

>>528097932
now do the females

>>528098504
KINO taste

>>528097932
goblin males can be pretty hot if they are played well (rapey perverts)
no idea how orcs and tauren aren't S tier. worgen and trolls should be higher too

>>528099129
seek mental health help freak

>>528099283
i'm too poor

what do we think of the paladin changes in epoch sisters?

>>528099342
talk with aoi she helped me go through some heavy shit

>>528101876
no thank you i found his pretending to be a video game character to be really off-putting and disingenuous

>>528102315
>his
>pretending
she is way more mentally ill than anyone in here is true, but she has a good perspective of life and how to deal with it when feeling down

TRANNY THIS TRANNY THAT CAN WE HAVE SOME ACTUAL DISCUSSION ABOUT THE FUCKING GAME

>>528104282
"No"

>>528104282
Game?

>>528104282
you are the only one who is thinking about dicks tho
are these trannies with us in the room with us right now?

@01yük!

what is it with cross-faction retards whispering you the most vague shit?

>>528102591
no, he doesn't
he literally quotes pathfinder wrath of the righteous dialogue to people

>>528107232
getting weird incel vibes from this post
yikes

>>528107490
that's so banal aoiyuki

>>528104282
We are still waiting for more infos about the epoch changes to actually discuss

Speaking of epoch: how big is 20% more potion effects really if you only get guardian + elixir or flaks effect?
Doesn't seem that big no?

>>528107652
am not @01yük!

>>528108551
it's around 20% bigger

Your flesh begs to be studied

>>528097932
Human and blood elves are S, the rest are gnome tier.

>>528108551
It will be good, but not amazing. I think all profession benefits will land pretty close to eachother.

>>528023428
Fish...

>>528108551
It'll probably only really be noticeable on flasks. The increased duration is way more interesting for how much money it will save you in the long run.

>epoch mages can conjure weapons
what the

wouldn't sl/sl lock be busted in wpvp on epoch with resilence? seems like the op choice. anyone played it?

you retards better not use the same names on epoch because i will be reporting you faggots with all the chat logs i have from turtle
i will fake the report with multiple accounts and get you banned kys

>>528110562
>*walks past you*
psshhhh... nothin personnel, merc......

>>528114606
i will be using aôiyüki as my name

>>528114330
Maybe, it's kind of hard to tell. Going siphon life doesn't allow you to get a bunch of really strong talents deep in the demo tree. Sure you will be really annoying to kill but you will also take ages to kill anyone else

>>528097932
>tauren and worgen to S
>troll to A
>add draenei to B
>dwarf+human+elves to C

>>528034130
female tauren priest

this is the only wow women tierlist that matters
S - DWARF, GNOME, GOBLIN
A - WORGEN, TAUREN, PANDAREN
B - THE REST

>>528115757
Draenei S with female horse cock

>>528116186
true, wasn't thinking of it because male list

I'm leveling up faster than I want to but I can't stop myself from standing under tents when I see them. I'm literally the optimizing away fun meme.

>>528116442
Have you ever thought of doing other things in between questing

>>528002272
Inward Pass

>>528116582
I'm working on getting to 300 tailoring but I still need ~300 runecloth and the prices were bad today.

I was going to try playing on turtle but someone told me you need to spells 300-400 gold a night on consumables to raid?

>>528116442
How are you leveling so fast? it feels really slow when I play?
Like really slow.

>>528094449
That damn smile...

>>528117670
I keep queueing into dungeons with level 60 tanks and the banana island gave a stupid amount of gold and exp relative to effort. That plus the occasional mindless satyr farming for felcloth.

put TFT back in the OP

>>528116005
This guy is correct.

>>528121960
the frozen throne?
that's Warcraft 3

>>528121960
teamfight tactics?
that's league of legends

Can't decide between Tauren Feral Druid or Tauren Priest for Epoch pvp; both male ofc

>>528122696
for me it's femtauren prot warrior

>>528122696
For me it's femtauren holy priest.

>>528122696
for me it’s pigtail gnome onahole priestess

did turtle make it so i can raid as arms or is it fury cuckery again?

>>528123917
arms is good to the point that furycels seethe that it's playable

>>528123753
Add in faction traitor slut too.

>>528123950
Based

just shaved my armpits

>>528123950
find me ONE(1) single post of a fury warrior “seething” about arms in these threads, ever

>>528124595
unless you're a girl, pro athlete or body builder.
why would you do this?

>>528124638
it's fury players in actual raiding guilds and not your struggling in mc thread users

>>528124638
these threads make up so little of turtles playerbase, it's weird you'd specify them like they're a good representation of anything.

haven't showered for 2 months...

>>528125227
why would you shower unless you smelled?

>stormstrike on turtle still only gives nature damage
what a fucking niggers

>>528065050
>>will probably poach Turtle team members
LMAO why would they do that? Nost people got hired because Blizz wanted the cheapest, quickest way to get what became the 1.14 client up and running. Turtle staff will provide what, exactly? Poorly thought out changes?

>>528125523
>Turtle staff will provide what, exactly?
heckin' diverse developers

>>528125523
turtle are better at doing changes than current blizzard team

>>528065050
>nuked Epoch
it's not even out yet lmao, and it's still releasing anyway, Blizzard can't do shit.
>will probably poach Turtle team members like they did with Nost
Why would they do that? They can just copy paste whatever it's already done, what is Turtle gonna do about it? Doubt Blizzard would do that anyway because they will likely just take shit from retail and sell a half assed classic+ shilled by streamers. And everyone will eat it up like the shit eaters they are.

>>528125308
that's why i barely shower, i never sweat, my hair doesn't get greasy and i wear deodorant/perfume
i actually had a girl last week lean in and smell me and she said she likes my cologne

>>528003112
Fresh?
Beyond belief.
Fash?
Absolvtely.

1488 hitlers out of 88.

So looking at warcraftlogs for tbc feral tanks do like 3x the amount of damage of other tanks. Is it safe to assume that feral will be a good pick for epoch?

>>528129205
Druids seem to be in a good position to be really strong but it hinges on how the devs have altered the items.
The fact they now get on hit effects it's pretty big.

>>528129205
We're escaped asylum patients. You shouldn't be asking us
Main thing I remember about TBC feral is it scaled insanely well so there's some tiny chance that due to being level 60 and having different gear they're not quite as good, but it's pretty likely they'll be good. Even in the original TBC release when people were still warrior or die mode, everyone liked having a feral offtank

You should also keep in mind that TBC feral tank is EXTREMELY boring to play most of the time.

>>528129205
Yes.
Sucks dick in 4+ targets but only pinky can do those and even then 2-3 Sneed's and the aggro is gonzo.
Bear only has 1 (one) issue and that is that you MUST do pvp.

>>528129871
oh they have the version of swipe that only hits 3 targets, gross
with the improved profession gear and dungeon gear pvp doesn't seem necessary though?
>>528129752
I don't mind boring I just don't want people to tell me to play boomkin or reroll or something
>>528129685
Hopefully the feral attack power and on hit effects will carry but I'm worried they'll overnerf other things to compensate for it

>>528129752
MT feral is boring dogshit, OT is the most fun tank in tbc because you get to use your toys (power shift to be a dps then weave back to tank, etc...).

That isn't a high bar but y'know. Y'know. Your alternative is seal twisting which is misery maxxing.

>>528129205
As >>528129685 depends of the itemization, if you can't reach the defense cap you're open to random one-shots in raids.

Then again, I don't have much faith on Epoch and druid should be fine to level and enjoy the custom content before the server dies.

>>528129205
Druids so much potentially broken shit on epoch granted they were innervate bots on classic for the most part
>animal form damage scales with weapons
>animal form can get weapon procs
>consumables in animal form
>still have cyclone and be an annoying bitch in pvp
Boomkin looks a bit weird because of the tacked on melee shit but that might be mostly for pvp and you can ignore it for pve

>>528130161
You need(ed) 2-3 pieces with resil because it scales better than off pieces with defense.
2.8% CRIT reduction is hard to find in just accessories.

>>528130235
>animal form can get weapon procs
Can't wait for some random aoe proc to be uncapped true rng and not ppm and cat suddenly barfing a trillion aoe damage lol

>>528130161
Yeah but your alternative is fucking tbc brown tank aka zero aoe or trannydin.
You aren't playing the worst aoe tank, and outside of strat you aren't doing big pulls in end game dungeons in classic (because of the cc spamming mobs).

>>528130496
i wanna play epoch warrior tank

>>528130170
oh i agree, i should've clarified MT vs OT

>>528130235
>Boomkin looks a bit weird because of the tacked on melee shit
FUCKING KINO, MELEE CASTER FOR BOOMKIN RAGE LETS GO

What are the chances they give swipe uncapped aoe on epoch

My experience playing WoW consists of playing a little bit of the free trial, and having a terrible time because everybody had these "Heirlooms" and dungeon bosses were dying instantly.

Fast forward a few years, I'm trying TWoW and I'm wondering what the procedure for dungeons is.

I see people LFGing in chat, but the group finder has worked for me so far (Healer at RFC). Are these people also on group finder but trying to speed things up by recruiting like that?

Either way, what am I supposed to do while waiting for a group? Just stay close to the dungeon or have my hearthstone nearby?

>>528130548
Most MTs are very unengagin before active mitigation in bear's defense.
Bear is just unengagin outside of doing the shifting thing and by the time active mitigation is added they lost their one gimmick.

>>528130641
0%.
It's only useful in low-level dungies and epochud team hates the idea of those being played or worse easy.

>>528130761
as a healer queues (outside of rfc) should be popping fast so just be in the same zone
people look for groups outside the group finder to speed it up/not have to take people they share gear with

>>528130761
I prefer taking people from chat because they are usually less retarded than the one you find with looking for turtle.

>>528130761
Just keep questing or whatever you're doing at that moment, you don't have to strictly be waiting close to the dungeons, no one does. And even if you're a bit far, what are they gonna do? Kick you and wait 2 hours for another healer? lmao. Enjoy vanilla, everything is way slower than on retail, though it's also more simple.

getting impregnated behind a bush over mud by the random level 17 nelf futa who hasnt showered since battle of hyjal...

>>528132804
Will a nelf futa or a bbc futa get more action on Epoch?

>>528133164
Epoch has a strict no erp, no loony, no troony, no grey parser policy.
The client comes with a logger by default and if you ever dip bellow 40% parses you get banned.
Not joking btw, this isn't your grandma's formerly pa's server lil kiddo, this one is for HARDKORE G4M3RZ.

>>528133349
>if you ever dip bellow 40% parses you get banned
imagine if you will
>the weekly cull happens and the bottom 40% are eradicated
>previously safe parses now fall into the bottom 40%
>people make burner accounts with shit parses just to pad the safety threshold
>accidently create even more shitters than you ever purged
it'd be like the indian cobra effect incident or mao's four pests campaign

>>528131738
>>528131172
>>528131012
hmm alright thanks

>>528134397
Your mistake was thinking a braindead mongoloid understands what parses are

>>528134397
Sounds like it'd be a fun social experiment type thing ngl.

>>528134397
Epoch will have 1k+ players willing to spend countless hours in a perfect version of wow so this won't be an issue.

>>528134592
I do, you just parse grey and will get culled week 1 of dungeon pushing lol. Maybe just stick to farming my mats okay kid ;)

I don't even see the code any more. All I see is tranny, gooner, chud.

>>528135101
Even if the only people playing on the server with World First Method raiders, they would still have 40% parsers with only 50-100 dps differences dumb fucking retard

How do you guys handle pregnancy in ERP? I always cum inside and my partner is saying that she will get pregnant because of me

>>528135829
a coathanger comes to mind

>>528135829
Ask Sylma. I remember she were always telling us how heavily pregnant her nelfie is.

>>528135829
Abortion + necromancer, you get to have a kid without the usual downsides of a pregnancy

>>528135829
my male human warrior is infertile

>>528135572
>Hurff durp derp!!
Read again retard, epoch is a MONUMENTAL game release and is expected to have a lost launch population of 1k-3k with an initial launch of upwards of 10k.
There will be way too many people to allow shitters to go unpunished.
Simply put, in terms even you, a grey parse understands;
Epoch won.
You lost.
You parse grey.
Character deleted try again.

>>528135829
I always abort my babies for soulshards.
I'll abort yours too for a small fee of 4 gold!

Bring your own bandages, those aren't included.

>>528116762
kek

>>528135572
Why are you replying to a blatant funposter? Either way, yes, most parsefags are too dumb to understand how parses work.

>>528136159
holy macaroni fashman, we dropping TRVTH NVKES

>>528136159
The post that ANNIHILATED troondles...
Can't wait for Sylma's char to get deleted lol, that troon is gonna cry like a bitch.

>Don't play for a week
>Parse grey
>Character deleted
>Realize it was my fault for being a slacker
>Level up another acc to get good again
>Be thankful for the kino experience as I experience more to the amazing custom content the hyper talented, handsome, high IQ and great epoch team has made for me
Yeah.
I am thinking... Kino.

>>528030973
Troll Hunter and Dwarf Shaman.

>>528030973
Human Male Prot Warrior. Anduin Lothar will live through me, and not that nigress in retail.

>>528136954
>level up again
>tank dies several times in your deadmines run causing you to parse grey on edwin vancleef even though you were pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-prebis and fully enchanted/consoomed after you farmed 400g at level 19
>your entire party banned
>roll again
Holy kino...

>>528137626
White, of course!

>>528030973
Dwaef warrior, of course. Maybe a dwarf shaman for alt.

>>528137819
>Invite healer and tank who aren't pre^6bissed out at level 24
>Probably not even crafted and fully consumed with alch maxed out
>Wipe
>Cry
You only got yourself to blame for not making a correct team comp, being a low level dungie isn't an excuse, you are just bad honestly...

>>528137841
What? No, retard. I'm puerto rican, I just don't like niggers and think the lion of stormwind was awesome.

any fmcers that go to epoch are fucking traitors

What's the point of mages summoning axes?
Giving it to warrior/paladin dps whose weapon broke? Lol.

I can't wait to play on a proper 3.3.5 client instead of a fucking ancient palaeozoic shit 1.12.1 client is.

>>528138590
Sorry, paladin is that way bud.
Warrior is for snowdwellers ONLY.

any fmcers that aren't online AND active at the time Epoch releases will be kicked

>login to epoch
>forced logging addon that cant be disabled
>logs every single fight you engage in and sends them to the epoch database
>parse grey on my second kobold vermin because of the server lagging
>immediately IP banned
>try to bypass with VPN
>vpns are blocked harder than on 4chan
Damn, I'm never gmi

>>528137326
femdorf mage

For me, it's fem gnome rogue

>>528139120
>>528139269
you are invited to i will personally tank dungeons for you