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It'S OGRE EDITION
>Currently Discussed ServersTurtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, Legion coming soon)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive ToT on the 30th)
>Upcoming ServersProject Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client) - Launch date 26th of July
>Guilds<Full Moon Company> - Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone
>TurtleVanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)
Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app
>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX
>Previous Thread>>527809116
>>528001160 (OP)>(MoP, Legion coming soon)LIES
>>528001619in the grand scheme of things and considering legion classic is still at least 3-4 years away it is "soon"
We need a serious name for the epoch guild. Something we can all agree on and something every anon would be proud to call home.
>>528002272Knotted by worgen
>>528002272Midnight Knot Delivery Service
>>528002272<Soldiers of Allah>
>>528002272Spacegoat tailjobs.
>>528002272An all male Orc guild named "Tyrande's harem"
>>528002272<Knot Tying Club>
>>528002272<Only Retards Would Want To Play With The Miserable Wretches From This General>
or ORWWTPWTMWFTG for short
>>528002572The Tauren version will be Tyrande's stable
>>528002712<Tyrande's Graverobbers> for the undead then
>>528002272<Voluntary Castration Club>
or
<Worgens ate our balls and now they own us>
>>528002272>Infamous Hacker><Mulgore cow aging forum> (the limit is 24 characters as I recall)
>>528002272<Mandate of Heaven>
>>528002272<Do not redeem>, with a caste based loot system, only tauren, scammers RP guild. If you ever get caught using a toilet you will be kicked.
>>528003112I like this one
>>528002272<its fine shut up>
>>528003112Voting for this one as a proud chud.
>>528002272<Gay Homothugs From Philly>
>>528001160 (OP)Run for the hills basically was talking literally about hill towns. Itโs a type of geography joke. Because hills are safer to live on since itโs hard as fuck to walk up a hill dude. I live on this massive as fuck hill thatโs like cia territory. Itโs fucked up out here dude. And thereโs literally like heaven on this hill, like literally the Bible description of heaven LMAO literally itโs got like the huge walls and shit dude itโs also actually named Heaven too. Because itโs literally Heaven. But, gods such a fag. He charges us a million bucks to live there. He said heโs gonna give me a million bucks and let me move there eventually.
>>528002272<Fallen Angels Guild> Also known as Fag
>>528002272Cats Eye Drama Club
maybe call the guild <trans pride> you fucking trannies
>>528004323<Trans Pride Inn>
<Winnie The Epoch>
chinks will come here, you know it
im going to play turtle wow rn
>>528002272><Naga's with attitude>
>>528002272<the levelers>
>>528002272<pretty boy detective club>
Taking a fat Jib on the Torzaglet rn
>>528002272<naked and have sex guild>
>>528002272<Blessed by Tortolla>
You see me now, a veteran
Of a thousand tranny wars
I've been living on the edge so long
Where the winds of limbo roar
And I'm young enough to look at
And far too old to see
All the ACKS are on the inside
i got to 40 without earning my Honored discount with my own faction
we're reaching unprecedented levels of over
I don't have enough gold for a flask sisters...
>>528002272<Failed Male Company>
>>528002272<No Fun Allowed> duh.
>>528008181yea i never see anyone on turtle wow and when i look for groups it takes hours to find them.
>>528002272Knights of Northshire Officer Training
or KNOT
>>528009228The cornerstone of Gilnean diplomacy and an advance interrogation technique of Gilnean intelligence
>>528002272<Four epoChan>
>>528002272<Heritage for the future>
>>528009716>esl moment<ESL Moment> is a good name tbdesu
>here's your private server playerbase, bro
I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR SPELLCLEAVE
I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR GDKP
I WILL NOT WATCH YOUR STREAM
I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR TRANNYCORD
I WILL NOT PAY FOR YOUR BOOST
I WILL NOT USE YOUR SUMMONING SERVICE
I WILL NOT INVITE YOU TO ASMON LAYER
I WILL INVITE FIRST 4 PLAYERS WHO WHISPER ME TO MY GROUPS REGARDLESS OF THEIR CLASS
I WILL PLAY THE CLASS THAT IS FUN FOR ME REGARDLESS OF THE METERS
I WILL SEXUALLY HARASS NELFIES
I WILL DISCUSS POLITICS IN THE WORLD CHAT
and most importantly
I WILL SAY NIGGER
>>528009716pretty sure that any knot discussion regarding Warcraft is talking about a completely different type of knot.
>>528009912>I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR SPELLCLEAVEfuck i forgot arena is a thing on epoch lol what a shitshow
>>528009985problem, muhammed?
>>528009985which flavor of beaner is that?
>>528010129see the projection in
>>528010072
>Vanilla WoW is SOOOO EASY! Full of boomers with slow reactions and clueless third worl-
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE A VERSION OF THE GAME WHERE THE RAIDS ARE HARDER AND UNEXPECTED THINGS HAPPEN!! THAT'S NOT FAI-
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE LEVELLING DUNGEONS MORE DIFFICULT!! HOW ELSE WILL I RUSH TO 60 AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AN-
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE OUR FEEDBACK!! WE TOLD YOU THAT THE CONTENT SHOULD BE EASY!!!!!
>>528010496nobody has ever said this otherwise wildstar would still be alive
mmo players only larp to be badass hardcore players
>>528010129>>528010258I'm betting Argentinean.
all anon guilds are dogshit, nobody is going to play together after the mess of fmc
retarded trannies e-drama everywhere
do you think anyone would want that again?
captcha; MARYS4
>>528010496>the unexpected things happening:>boss does a oneshot that is only preventable if 3 people interact with an object that gives zero feedback with the key to the dungeon (there is literally zero reason to bring more than one otherwise)wowie i sure love being psychic being a requirement to clear bosses!
>>528011015but i will make chvd guild <four chins> and it will be cool without gay drama
>>528008267Ask Fuutrans for one
these our raid tanks binds man we gonna wipe
>>528010631the fuck are you talking about? Both retail players and tards on here regularly talk about how easy vanilla is and how you must be retarded to struggle with any of the content at any point
>>528011141yes and that's how they like it retard that's why they play it and obsess with parses, everyone wants to be king retard
>>528011102Somehow this is even worse than Elaynna's keybinds.
>>528011316Did Elaynna stop playing? Haven't see him in a while.
>>528009996it's not just arena. many groups on warmane's tbc would spam dungeons with only locks and mages because they've seen their favorite streamers do it. doubt it will be any better on epoch which will have even more classic tourists
>>528011437Elaynna is clearing Naxx together with Torzag.
>>528011102game isn't hard proper keybinds don't matter if you can click your shit on time
you don't need split second reaction timing to anything in this game
except k40 idk about k40 maybe there's some crazy fucking mechanics
>>528011316better tank than elaynna thoughbeit
Bros, if epoch does succeed and had a healthy player base after two weeks will it kill the turtle
>>528010496>>528011069these are my favorite type of posts
>>528011730>2020+5>clicking
>>528009912>I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR TRANNYCORDbut you already using it
>>528012321I unironically bind everything in vanilla and click some things in retail because it just has too many buttons that are long CD for no reason, also, mages won
>>528012321>being brand new to a genre of video games that has over 20 abilities to pressyeah man i can see many noobs not binding their shit
ALLILANDRAAAAAAAAAAA
PAIZURIIIIII!!!!!!!
musky stinky male woggies
i just click everything you guys are such drama queens, classic proved the game was easy.
>>528002272><SAR Jib>for jib search and rescue ofcourse.
>>528013396I know who you are.
Keybind 1-5 for dps buttons/anything you'll press often, mouse clicking on anything else with a CD
>keybinding
>clicking
fucking plebs, just use your neuralink chip to interface directly with the game
>clicking anything
this is why you people are dogshit
this is why you see some retard green parsing dps move, then suddenly stop for a full second, before they make their cast and then start moving again
cant wait to watch you fags fail the Heigan dance
>Normal humans
PvE, Strafe, PvP
>4channies
ERP, blacked post, keyboard turn, clicking abilities
The average 4channy is a turdboy sublime, that is why retail is hated and M+ sends 4channies into a sissy melty rage. Skill is the arch enemy of the ERP addict.
>>528002272<Knights of the Ku Klux Klan>
>>528013730based based based based based
still caged for epoch release...
then suggest me good keybinds
or il keep clicking
>>528013945>Acting like being able to move with WASD and clicking something with a mouse is that hard to doHoly shit wow players are pathetic no wonder they play this shit instead of something else like even a simple FPS
>>528014290just use neuralink, only shitters keybind
>>528014053m+ is also a dogshit gamemode only played by trans people.
>>528014287you will be caged even after epoch releases
jib got mentioned 51 times in the previous thread
now that is a new record
>>5280142901-5 can remain then go Q W E R F T G mouse button
Then use shift to do the second actionbar
Then use alt-Q, W, A, S, D
>>528014371this desu, imagine using your hands like some ape.
>>528014434>that time you know who got mentioned 200+ times /wpsg/ really hasn't changed
jib jib jib where is jib where is jib jib jib jib where is jib jib jib jib where is jib jib jib jib
<four chins> the best /wpsg/ guild to be had, i'm so hyped
Why you should ERP with Jib:
- My arcane sensitivity runes make every touch feel 100x more intense. You'll be shaking from a finger snap, you desperate slut.
- Ancient tomes taught me spells that force honesty. I'll make you scream every filthy thought you've ever hidden.
- Magical bindings that actually work. None of that flimsy rope shit. My energy cuffs adapt to your squirming. Struggle all you want, they just tighten.
- Tech-enhanced magic means I can shrink toys then revert them mid-scene. Bet you've never cried from being stretched that fast.
- Overload your nerves with magic feedback loops. One wrong moan, and you're stuck in a 10 minutes orgasm you can't control.
- My gadgets don't just buzz, they overload. One flick of my tinkered toy, and you're convulsing, begging to cum while I jot notes on your reaction thresholds. You wanted to be a useless slut? Congrats, now you're my twitchy little test subject.
- My runes leave temporary glowing marks. Walk around with "Property of Jib" shining on your thigh for days. Everyone knows you got owned by a nerd with a spellbook.
Whisper Jib for a session that'll melt your brain and leave you addicted to arcane degradation.
>>528014946where do i find this jib?
No really? you guys mention this dude every thread but i've never seen him in game or in a raid?
>>528014680i don't remember aoi being mentioned that many times
He's always there, even if you don't see him
>>528016182he is presumed lost
>>528016218he's talking about maddie, it was before your time.
>>528014434those are rookie numbers
>>528016262???
>>528016343so he's in another guild? is he an anon or just some random server celeb?
>>528014946Property of Jib, The Overlooked
>>528016381threw a meltie over being overlooked despite the entire guild praising him constantly and left
i still think he's a biofem with the mood swings and craving attention
>average epoch player is a streamer orbiting sh*tskin
we didn't know how good we had it before classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUa3GbNJHU4
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>>528016467he is a lolcow
used to be in fmc
>>528017013gotcha thanks.
>>528016743>we didn't know how good we had it before classicI've said it before and I'll say it again, official blizzard vanilla servers were a mistake.
>>528018002it was already too late once streamers discovered nostalrius
>>528018713Fucking kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzT8UzO1zGQ
is there any bis guide for turtle?
>>528019121Naxx gear + Upper KR 40 gear
they powercrept every other item in the game that much.
you niggas behave a lot like women despite saying you hate them
reading the last thread gave me cancer holy shit
>>528019758This is why you use filters.
I couldn't read half of the posts in the last thread (thankfully).
>>528019758I love women, My mother is a woman, My character is a woman, I am a woman
>>528019758What do you mean?
>>528019879What filters you suggest?
>>528019927You will never be a woman.
>>528016309i was talking about pearl
>>528020056if he lists his filters, people can start dodging them
you have to figure your own out
>>528020708no ones going to create filter dodges to pester 1 guy.
Theres a quest with a 500g BoE reward
https://database.turtle-wow.org/?quest=41362
it probably starts from interacting with some object in hateforge I havent looked much into it. The recipe is kinda niche but people seem to not be undercutting themselves so if you're strapped for gold and doing dungeons anyways it might be good
สฒแถฆแต แตหกแตสธnnแต แตแตแตสณหก แตแตสณแถปแตแต แตแตแถฆสธแตแตแถฆ หขแตnแตแตสฐแถฆหก
i love my panda boywife pearl
>>528021150is it that purple gem on the ground next to the water elemental boss?
>>528013634https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAQYwf6RIPM
/fmc/i;boards:vg;g
/full moon company/i;boards:vg;g
/failed male/i;boards:vg;g
/lightborne/i;boards:vg;g
/four chins/i;boards:vg;g
/ahru/i;boards:vg;g
/alilandra/i;boards:vg;g
/aoi/i;boards:vg;g
/asa/i;boards:vg;g
/belwynn/i;boards:vg;g
/daddyxissues/i;boards:vg;g
/dotlina/i;boards:vg;g
/eeba/i;boards:vg;g
/elaynna/i;boards:vg;g
/elicia/i;boards:vg;g
/eliora/i;boards:vg;g
/felkiss/i;boards:vg;g
/femboy/i;boards:vg;g
/filthydrunk/i;boards:vg;g
/fish/i;boards:vg;g
/flag/i;boards:vg;g
/fuu/i;boards:vg;g
/gargoth/i;boards:vg;g
/gerra/i;boards:vg;g
/glupshit/i;boards:vg;g
/grud/i;boards:vg;g
/gruggy/i;boards:vg;g
/gutu/i;boards:vg;g
/hime/i;boards:vg;g
/holyhonkas/i;boards:vg;g
/jib/i;boards:vg;g
/john/i;boards:vg;g
/koto/i;boards:vg;g
/limeberry/i;boards:vg;g
/mura/i;boards:vg;g
/orbseeker/i;boards:vg;g
/pearl/i;boards:vg;g
/rapecock/i;boards:vg;g
/retia/i;boards:vg;g
/seilie/i;boards:vg;g
/sheld/i;boards:vg;g
/sholl/i;boards:vg;g
/socks/i;boards:vg;g
/stab/i;boards:vg;g
/sune/i;boards:vg;g
/sylma/i;boards:vg;g
/tele/i;boards:vg;g
/telol/i;boards:vg;g
/therin/i;boards:vg;g
/torzag/i;boards:vg;g
/tuah/i;boards:vg;g
/vilefon/i;boards:vg;g
/vylene/i;boards:vg;g
/waffles/i;boards:vg;g
/waifuism/i;boards:vg;g
/yesma/i;boards:vg;g
/zap/i;boards:vg;g
/>Log in/;boards:vg;g
/erp/i;boards:vg;g
/knot/i;boards:vg;g
/lonely/i;boards:vg;g
/meltie/i;boards:vg;g
/pegging/i;boards:vg;g
/sissy/i;boards:vg;g
/worg/i;boards:vg;g
>>528019879filters are for spineless faggots, read the shit, man up
>>528019927me too
>>528020056i mean nigga, have you read the last 15 or so posts before the new thread? that pretty much narrows it down to how cancer this general has become
spamming, cross board obsessed schizos, poor quality shitposts
>l-look at my filter!!! i don't care about you all but look at my filter!! i filtered you!!! you hear me?!! filtered!!!
>>528022804>รกsalys posts are approvedbased...
trannies seething instantly lol
>>528022985>>528023114I'm not gonna read the millionth post about gay bestiality ERP or FMC high school drama, and I will not apologize to you insane transsexual freaks.
>>528021987You are the biggest retard who has ever joined FMC: Telegethu
>>528022804everybody should put filters on so the selfposting trannies get angry and quit
>>528022804you can never filter yuki, she is already coiled around your heart
>>528022804>my name's on therethe frick did i do? ive been mentioned literally twice in the past 6 months
>>528023297>/asa/i;boards:vg;gretard
we should kick retards like telegethu from the guild and hopefully they ack themselves
useless retard is a bottom fragger dps that refuses to heal or tank
only top dog niggas with incredible game sense should be allowed to be dps
>>528021706very likely, if you're going for it I should warn you the gem enchant is really really niche so theres a chance the recipe never sells
>>528023962if you kicked all the low performing members you'd wouldnt be able to fill an UBRS group
>Log in
>Jump around Square Tree in Stormwind for 5 minutes
>Log out
Yep.
>>528024189thats why you have enchanting or jc so you can turn the SW afking into gold
>>528022804aids
tapeworms
rectal prolapse
incontinence
shit on dick
How do I use filter on phone?
>>528021615pearl is male??
>>528024148that is a lie
at best we kick like 6 faggots
the rest of fmc are good players with a few extremely good ones
>>528024424name 6(six) names
>>528024424>a few extremely good onesLike who? Elicia when he doesn't have a hand in his pants?
Should I wait for TBC Anni or is there a kino TBC pserver fresh happening this year?
>>528025475gummy but his servers are shit
>>528025368Flag (fully consumed form)
>>528025346Sunethil
Aoiyuki
Zaptuah
Flag
Elicia
Retia
>>528022804those are better than mine, thanks anon
>>528026256>SunethilDoesn't raid with FMC
>AoiyukiLMAO
>ZaptuahMeh
>FlagMeh
>EliciaOk
>RetiaMeh
>>528026542zap flag retia are good though
>>528026748Yes, I agree with that but they aren't "extremely good".
>>528024369It happened after you left Torzag
Telegethu is a tank now and a way better one than your boyfriend Elaynna ever was or will be
>>528026256Why Flag and Retia?
>>528023446Nice try, but go again. Since you're a self-pitying narcissist, you now earned all the attention in the bread as the /wpsg/ mascot. Soon enough people will be making rut jokes with their Jib plushie.
>>528026910fmc hasn't got a single extremely good player so the standards are lowered
>>528026542Only Elicia, Aoiyuki and Retia are extremely good
The rest are meh
>>528027112Having naxx gear doesn't make them good. Aoiyuki was so bad compared to Sunethil before she catfished Indii.
Sunethil routinely outdpsed Aoiyuki despite having worse gear.
>>528027360everybody was outspding him
>>528027252this likely was factually true during at least some FMC raids
Why are you people so obsessed with player skill in a casual guild?
>>528027285Always made me laugh when Aoi would brag about manipulating Indii. One that Indii was such a retard to fall for images Aoi found online but two that Aoi was such a retard he thought it was worth bragging about like oh you got some Nax gear on a wow pserver by pretending to be a chick way to go fag
>>528028198how do you even find those ewhores i just turn on pornhub and pick the first video when i feel like wanking my willy
>>528028347aoi is obsessed with her like even aoi discord username is the same as that girl
aoi always strike me off as some annoying hypocrite avatar fagging tranny
dunno how someone could like him
>>528028198this never happened
>>528028640>obsessed ironic considering you can't stop talking about her yourself
>>528028874that's so funny aoi
discuss proven/suspected femoids of wpsg so i can /ignore them
what's the best server to erp? is Epsilon still a thing?
aoi and elaynna both wanted to be the next sylma
>12 posts filtered
so is the schizo retard talking about his erp love again
>>528029113I tried Epsilon once, but it seemed that everyone was chilling in their little ERP cliques, and I was too shy to approach them and deleted the client...
And also, despite being a strictly RP server, I think 90% of people on Epsilon only ERP.
>>528028818Nah heโs a dude pretending to be a woman
still waiting for torzag to release the nigger folder, the jib folder, the aoiyuki folder and the rutt folder
>>528029796Epsilon is clique based but if you advertise you are looking for rp you can pretty easily meet people
>>528028818it is a woman yes
confirmed in pupper pals voice chat
>>528028640He thinks skinwalking as women makes him a woman
>>528029887I keep an archive of all my ERP sessions. A lot of those are with FMC members.
>>528030052>he fell for it again
>>528030382that's so funny aoi
>>528030382Fake Torzag. The real Torzag never erped with anyone in FMC considering Elaynna wasnโt in FMC when they smashed
What are we rolling on Epoch bros
>>528030973for me it's male human arms warrior
so when will this schizo faggot shut up about aoi? she is not real nigga she never cared about you shut the fuck up already no one cares
>>528030973Warlock is the only TBC class that I can stomach.
>>528030973gnome priestess unless someone convinces me to be a female dwarf priest for them
>>528031238i need a femdwarf priest to dick down inbetween dungeons
>>528030382give me a list of names
and a tier list of erp quality
>>528031238fem dwarves are extremely ugly though they posses 0 appeal whatsoever
i need fem nelf priestess for me on epoch
>>528031847femdwarves are extremely hot and they will carry my children
>>528031238>sexy gnoon priest of afro-american bait?Be yourself.
>>528030973male undead rogue with numetal playlist
>>528032137>be yourselfi've already played a femboy nelf though
GNOME OR DWARF ORC BAIT HELP ME DECIDE
i was going to join fmc but after reading the thread a bit i will skip it
you retards are way too mentally ill
>>528032373You can play dwarf priest anytime. You can't usually play gnome priest outside nu-WoW.
>>528030973I'll toss a coin between dwarf male shaman or human female priest
>>528029113Epsilon is exclusive ERP. Just sit in the start an make a profile and afk on another game until a whisper comes in. If your expectations reach at hero rp, then you're just as ready to put your meatwad in a pizza box and serve your server
>>528031481if you stop to read trp profiles, you'd know know the best erper is a spaniard with english turd language mastery
Making love to other gay fish
>>528033391explain the joke.
>>528032734true but gnome lessens my potential erp partners
even with pigtails
>>528033754>gnome lessens my potential erp partnersAre you playing during NA times or something?
why did all the male subs make femboys/women...
>>528030973Tauren Shaman / Druid / Warrior. AI will help me to decide
you have one chance to go back in time to prevent FMC downfall
what do you do?
>>528034230convince sylma to stay and not make filthy officer
>>528027001>Telegethu is a tank now and a way better one than your boyfriend Elaynna ever was or will beTele is a lot of things, like a stationary totem that bodypulls the Anubisath Guardians during the skip towards C'Thun when everyone else moved back... or afking outside of Maexxna's room and then leaving raid because HOW DARE 24 other people don't wait for you.
But being a tank is not one of them.
>>528033898i don't follow
i will make those dwarf braids spin
>>528030973Nelf druid with Herbing and Alchemy.
Catform shat out damage on the last beta. Resto healing is fun. I don't mind tanking in bear. TBC dudu PvP is actually fun with Lifebloom and Cyclone cancer. Herbing is a fun mindless past time when you have to wait for raid/BG queue to pop. Tier sets look great.
>>528035015i don't know whether to be a gnome for myself a dwarf for your
>>528033147Not him, but most people I've done ERP with never advertised any interest in it in their profiles. The majority of roleplayers will engage in ERP if it develops organically, and they're often better than your average /heals/ poster.
>>528035521the only people that interact with me are erpers that get angry when i tell them i don't do that
>>528035942Why do you have some slutty TRP?
>>528002272>Two more weeks>
>>528036160i don't have a trp i am a male night elf warrior
No one ever whispered me for erp...
>>528034230>crossposting from /heals/you are truly one dumb slut
>>528035942Fish... come on bro we know
post Sylma ass...... or Allilandra titties please
I need to goon before my daily gold farm sesh
>>528037163remain chaste and pure of mind
these thoughts only hurt your soul
>>528037163i really miss sylma ass fishing pics
Any good private servers?
>>528038239what class should I roll?
>>528038470female scarlet crusader high elf paladin with a horde tattoo
>>528038534they've got high elves? cool.
>>528030973female gnome priest
female undead paladin
female dwarf shaman (w/long braids)
>>528028198Indii would bench core raiders to make room for Aoiyuki.
Is anybody there? Hey... I need to ERP... Please...
>>528034773>he doesnโt know
>that time jib stayed behind to try to watch telol and elaynna erp only to hearth after both of them told that cuck to scram
>that time sylma and gargoth stayed in ZG for 6 hours
i am a straight white male that plays shaman. what can i expect from fmc?
>>528041468People will like you for putting down windfury totem and healing. Most the gay shit while obvious happens behind closed doors.
>>528035521Most /heals/ posters donโt erp. They just get off on healing in video games. And in a literal sense too as there are programs that cause their toys to buzz them whenever they heal. If you want to find erpers on 4chan /erp/ is where you go.
>>528002272<LA CRUZADA ESCARLATA>
>>528041468Being ignored and no one caring about you if you refuse to fuck the failed males
>>528042212This. It's lonely being the only straight white man in <FMC>.
>>528040478Indii killed his guild chasing a catfish lmao
>>528022804>filtering the fictitious namefags I made upHeartiest laugh I've had in a while
>>528042212>>528042515Why would you want their attention? Sounds mighty gay of you
>>528027001telegethu is dumb but don't insult them like that
tele will never in the level of dogshit at the game that elaynna is
>>528042940Can someone translate this ESL slop?
Telegethu actually is pretty good at tanking. I hope they tank more to be honest.
>>528043652That's nuts
How do you even drag it out like that?
>>528042757Why be in a guild where you are a second class citizen?
>>528043879Why do you seek the attention and affection of other men? Youโre crying sad because other men donโt love you. Thatโs so gay
Meanwhile I just log in, do dungeons, raid, joke around, get loot, log out
Ouuhh so ronery... Missa Fourr Moon promise root and rorepray but no get... now sit in front of weapon shop Stormwin...
>>528042757When I joined, I thought that I would be surrounded by smart people, chuds, and people with niche interests.
Instead I am stuck with literal trannies, a retard with dyslexia in his late 30s pretending to be "rape meat" bad kinds of faggots a.k.a. femboys a.k.a. faggots in denial, zoophiles, gooners, and other dumb shits.
It's just tiresome.
>>528044637i have niche interests
dogs
>>528043782Six hours is quite long, but I've done many 2 to 3 hours ERP sessions, especially for first-time sessions since they require a lot of setup.
>>528044637Gonna hazard a guess and say you're the one faggot in this guild who exclusively types in chan lingo. The one who still uses a Pepe profile picture.
>>528044637So quit
Screenshot when you do and post it here
>>528044637Because all those smart anons know never to join an anon guild.
>>528045018Yeah for first time I'd understand but sylma and gargoth were at it like rabbits already
I just struggle to see how'd you do it
Hey Turtlefriends, what level can I start Gilneas in earnest? Like I will be able to do the whole zone without being underleveled and having to leave and come back.
>>528045578I recommend 41-42, you can start at 40 but there are many quests that are level 43-44.
>>528045985>>528046089Thanks lads. I got a Breadcrumb quest at 33 but I figured I was way too low.
>>528046368It's one of those zones in two halves sort of, early 40's and then mid 40's with dungeon quests
Sort of awkward to do all at once but with Turtle you get full exp with green quests so it matters less I guess
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Who's the current guildmom?
>>528048697still sylma honestly
she's just on a break
>>528048697i will be killed if i say my opinion
>>528048986I will protect you. Talk.
>>528048697guild mom? idk
guild mommy? ALILANDRA
>>528049324telol but he's a man
>>528049475Sylma was also a man if you think about it
Will Epoch be crossfaction? For me, undead paladins is first, anon guild's next.
I lost respect for Telol when someone mentioned he's from /heals/, it just made me want to grief raids..
Alilandra does not have the energy Sylma had
it's just big tits without soul
>>528049698Everything except pvp and most raids will be crossfaction.
>>528049627physically maybe but spiritually a mother
>>528031238>>528032373I'm going to be cumming inside you daily and fully expect you to come and meet me in a random burrow in the barrens on day one (t.playing male orc warlock)
>>528049698BG's and World Bosses aren't but everything else is iirc
Which way is safer for entering barrens, ashenvale empty road or theramore swim to ratchet?
>>528049883got mogged by a dwarf thoughbeit
>>528050574Gnome priestess is the perfect onahole in my mind. My little portable onahole cant possibly be this cute :3
>>528002272<Spinning Godzilla>
>>528049475He's more like the guild stepdad
>>528044637>smart people, chuds, and people with niche interestsWhat website did you think you were browsing?
>>528052574that's gargoth though
>>528045267>Because all those smart anons know never to join an anon guild.Seriously... guy sees their behavior in the thread, joins the guild and is somehow surprised it's exactly the same.
So far on Turtle, I've come across custom content in zones. They turned a part of Eastern Redridge into a keep... but it's EMPTY. why?
>>528053182if you go there at midnight on a wednesday there's a ghost npc for a quest in duskwood
>>528053182It isn't finished, they forgot to remove the props in a recent upgrade, supposed to be a new small zone.
>>528053182something will be there in the future
>>528012024Probably. Their custom content I've played is miles better than anything I've seen from Turtle.
>>528030973Prot 2h Pally because I can
guys do you remember when it turned out that sneedolin was fucking anonyma who's actually a dude?
>>528053519i dont understand why they would release unfinished content. apparently it's been months since this got released
so why won't gargoth and sylma come clean about the real reason sylma quit? they said it once on discord then deleted it
>>528053995does epoch have custom quests where it doesn't look like it was written in russian and tossed into google translate to English?
>>528054226maybe some dev did it alone or something idk
i kinda like it, makes the waiting more interesting
>>528054424i guess but they should be getting this done already. Doesn't make sense
>>528054952dev might have left
>>528050527AFK auto swim from westfall lighthouse to booty bay
>>528022804Thanks, milord. I shall filter the attention whores.
what client should i download for epoch?
>>528049771Does it really matter?
>>528055017and they don't replace them or take over their work?
>>528056930nah not if he had some idea that no one else cares about
they do it by committee sort of
>>528056638Warmane wotlk client will do
imagine turtle wow outland
>>528057334that sounds fucking retarded
>>528057613Have you not done Kara40?
>>528057613>even worse pathing>entire continent has to be shutdown daily to fix shitI don't wish to imagine such horrors
>>528057816i have only seen a map of this rock of desolation
>>528057613>turtle wow tbc>just releases the expansion>add one tranny elf>game crasheswould be so funny
>>528044637All the chuds of FMC (Rainu, Filthydrunk, Pellaine and Waifuism) stopped playing for various reasons. Same with niche interest crowd (Vilefon, Aralliele). Current FMC only has ERPers, faggots and gooners left like you said
>>528058767I'm in FMC and I'm not a
>Faggot>ERPer>Gooner>Tranny>Nigger>ZoophileIt's all so tiresome...
>>528058767>Gooneruntrue, I left for epoch
>>528059091you're kind of a nigger koto
made it to northrend looking like this
not much longer until I see content I've never played before
>>528058767I miss Vilefon and Emptylife
>>528059278well you picked the "Boring Tundra" don't expect much
Fjord is better
>>528056638I think we need to wait their announce. There new locations, so you can't just donwload any client for the server.
>>528059597tauri. quit at the end of wotlk so figured it might be cool to see cata and mop
>>528059638don't plan to stay here too long, just have to get to 78 asap
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>>528059786If you haven't done Borean yet it's a pretty nice zone. I'd recommend Dragonblight right after, you get to see picrel
she hasn't posted at all today
i have checked all the boards she usually goes to and found nothing
refreshing for hours, even with the help of a bot that searches for typing pattern
just like I guessed Thursdays are busy for her
or probably the move last night scared her
>>528060727wtf are you talking about anon
Just play and post about WoW
>>528060839แตแตแถฆสธแตแตแถฆ
>>528001160 (OP)I am surprised that Turtle WoW and Ascension are still running. Personally Turtle WoW felt alien and hostile when i was playing through it for a bit, I am aware these servers tend to be cliquey but that server was notably so
>>528060285oh I've finished every inch of wotlk back in the day, and again on a private server a couple of years ago
everything after this xpac is new to me, but I know wotlk like the back of my hand
>>528060535isn't that when you start cata?
>>528061260>isn't that when you start cata?That would be a nice thing, right?
>>528061102I've been playing on Turtle for a few days, I've had the opposite experience.
>>528061392anon pls what are you telling me..? it's been that way for every expansion so far
should i buy rutt? did sylma ever review it?
Cant wait for Epoch just so I can play a nelf warrior with sword spec desu
>>528061260When you do Cata zones you have to be 80. I'd suggest Mount Hyjal.
>>528061520>it's been that way for every expansion so farUntil nu-WoW.
>>528061753>>528061918UGH.. knew I quit for a reason
>>528061681male or biohole?
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Tauri. You join. Legion someday.
ZG run tanked by two new warrior cuties Makenzie and Nureinul
>>528059638>Fjord is betterwhy is it better? i liked boring tundra way more. it feels more north-rendy. barely any snow in howling fjord... you know the theme of the expansion?
>>528062087At this rate you'll better play Legion Classic.
>>528062170best zone doesn't have that much snow either
Fjord has more thematic approach to it, you see natives in their element
Boring Tundra is aftermath of colossal fuck ups on all sides, everything cool already happened
>>528053182Wow, amazing devs and brilliant custom content!
>>528062853at least there's no gnomes in BT
>>528062596You are always welcome on Tauri!
>>528063849I would need to download it and I also forgot my password again
>>528063848oh er I meant the reverse oops
fuck gnomes
>>528064752It's okay I retraced my steps, guess I will download it and maybe poke my head in now and then
>official Classic+ basically confirmed through the player surveys
>Blizzard left Turtle alone for years so they could develop content to steal
>will probably poach Turtle team members like they did with Nost
>nuked Epoch the second they uploaded a release date and deleted their youtube channel
>will probably DMCA the server
It's all lining up
Why on turtle is my character pane and dressing room zoomed into my characters face?
>>528065050>>will probably poach Turtle team members like they did with NostRetard.
>content to stealYeah, they really loved Ascension. Just look at SoD, double retard.
>>528065118cause you're playing human female and using the tiddy&ass mod
>>528065050yea blizzard played the private server community, after stealing nost code they're going to steal epoch and turtle code and delete the servers so no one can compare their shttter version.
it'l be worse when they copy and close down ascension.
man I fucking hate blizzard are greedy israelites.
>>528065118because you are coombrained retard kill yourself
>>528065050Would blizzard really do that?
>>528066091it done retard say goodbye to your turtle characters when classic + drops.
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>Be healer in Twow
>Only raid-logging
>Reach 750 healing power week ago (Now im higher)
>Now its time to do Naxx, I think
>Read consumes must have in most PUG/Discords lists
>300-400 gold in consumes, to try a raid (which might not get anything from it)
>MFW when reading this, and only have 415 gold
Is this really necessary, or any ways to at least reduce the consumables needed for Naxx?
>>528065908Do ToT LFR's still pop sometimes on reset day?
I would like to finish a transmog for a dear old friend
>>528062157where's himecut?
>X peers at you
if you think this is a good RP starter, you should kill yourself
>>528066439pugs are always going to ask more of you so join a guild and make friends
also if you weren't raidlogging you'd have more disposable gold
>>528066658emote your character staring back at them autistically and see what happens
>>528066658>Let's out an audibly sigh>Shoulders slumpif you didn't like the rp you could have just told me directly
>de-summons eye of kilrog>fluffles away ~~
>>528066448Yeah, of course mate
Your best chances to get in the LFR right away are on reset days, Fridays, and weekends, though.
>>528066658*i peer at you with a wicked smile that isn't evil but u kno that i am powerful* heh...
nice levelling experience turtards
>>528067060Neato, shame I need uhh
Those white plate boots and that 2 handed sword that's a secret drop from some bosses
It's going to take so long...
>>528066658>/peer>types out normal greeting>almost everyone is an autist and types a couple sentences before walking awayare you one of those, anons?
>>528066658*farts*
>peer at you, a faint, knowing smirk playing on my lips.
>>528067384no you NEED to kill ten billion mobs
>>528066658heh
>peers at you>smirks, narrows eyes and grins wide>teleports behind you>leans into your ear"nigger"
>vanishes>The words FMC burnt into the spot he was standing in.
>that unepic moment when the alliance female says no to being raped to death by me, a strong alpha orc
>>528062157Why wasn't I invited?
>>528066439>300-400 goldWhat pugs are you looking at, THC?
>>528057613that look i give to orc/tauren/troll women before raping them
>>528067384>quest and kill monsters for a couple hours>go back to the city >sit down on a tent and have casual conversations with other players>leave for more questingYeah is super nice
>>528066439300-400 gold
my ass
>>528069570Show me a cheaper list to do Naxx as healer then.
belwynn is online in turtle wow right now bros...
>>528066439>>528069753Show the consumes list, not as a tank you have to expend that much
>>528069753NTA but 2x brilliant mana oil, sagefish delight, mageblood, dreamshard elixir, some cheap mana pots and tea. Healing Naxx is super cheap, if you play the correct healer class of course.
>>528069905Shaman counts?
>>528049883shes quieter about it than Sylma was but she 100% has mom energy
>>528070390if she isn't going to assertively fuss all over me then she's not my mom
>>528069905>sagefish delightThis is a waste
>>528070203If you have rank 5 you can buy pvp mana pots that work anywhere, stacks up to 10 only so you'll need to carry greater mana potions if you need more. Do carry some major mana pots and tea as you might need them.
I already have a dommy mommy and she's a shortstack.
>>528069905I only use that stuff basically, i use the frost pots on saph/kt and thats it, i just use my healthstone instantly on loatheb and nobody notices that i dont have a pot, its easy enough.
>>528070741it's 20 silver for 6mp5, not a waste considering the next upgrade, 8mp5 is 1g
>>528069905correct healer class?
>>528072063Female High Elf Holy Paladin
You don't NEED to spend 300g on consumes as a healer. As long as you have enough mana to last through a fight without going oom and keep your tank alive then it is all fine.
>>528002272<the 9GAG squad>
>>528002572>>528002272I would 200% join a guild named <Tyrande's Harem>
>>528003112this one's funny
>>528065050>dmca servers hosted in areas that dont give a fuck about US copyright lawLol?
out of every private server, what was the feature you hated the most anons?
>>528077362unironically turtle's hc mode
>>528077539I recall turtle's old HC mode being today's slow and steady. why do you hate it now anon?
>>528077718because despite being on a server with custom quests, talent trees, spells, accelerated leveling via tents, green/grey quests still giving full xp, and rampant cheating, for some fuckass reason the nimrods in charge of turtle wow decided that having an hc player in your party is a step too far. I fucking love having to compete with my own faction on quest mobs and having literally no way to work together with them, it's so awesome.
>>528077993yeah i hate that shit too, they should allow them to be grouped up. blizzard eventually gave it a bye, so idk why turtle can't.
>rampant cheatingqrd?
I don't hate HC mode because when I tried Turtle for the first time some level 58 something nelf died from drowning, and everybody in world chat was laughing their ass off and cracking jokes.
>>528078205I've seen several instances of hc players running around with max level non-hc characters clearing things for them, I only say rampant because I assume the worst in everything. Just shunt all these hc niggers to their own server or let them group with people. I'm glad epoch has less restrictions with their soul of iron challenge since the hc crowd will probably look down on it and stay in their turtle containment server for eternity.
>>528077993Mixing HC and normal players is retarded. Either make a server for them or don't, else you end with faggots tagging and a 60 killing everything.
>>528078702So they just mobtag for their own toons? that's pretty shitty. i've always wondered why they don't make a hardcore server to separate folks
Predictions on FMC Naxx run this Friday?
>>528079796all bosses will die
>>528079796Spider wing + instructor or patchwerk
>>528079796Spider, Noth, followed by funny webms of FMC failing the dance over and over again.
>>528079796There is not even 20 people coming so far
>>528081506As long as we have the tank and healer numbers, dpscucks are irrelevant. Arguably easier to keep 10 retards alive that refuse to consume rather than 15 of them.
>>528079796Is Elaynna invited?
>>528083163he was but sylma is coming and she refuses to play with him so not anymore
>>528080589>zap and koto will spend more time making webms than actually trying to play the game >they'll still complain every time they die >>528083163the goal is to clear the content, elaynna is too stupid to do ZG
>>528080589>failing the dance over and over again.Fun fact, you can skip both dances.
skips are non-canon and the safety dance is fun though so I welcome potential failure doing it the normal way.
>>528079796They will take 4 hours to clear spider wing again and then call it because no more time to play for the euros
>>528079796Is Jib invited?
fmc will never clear naxx
not even with belwynn raid leading this friday
they lost too many good players who also had gear
sunethil zaptuah gutulikeafish are pugging naxx
vilefon aoiyuki waifuism grud quit the game
i can't see fmc ever clearing naxx unless a miracle happens
like sylma coming back and resurrecting all the fallen anons and punishing the puggers
>>528084467>4 hours>againBut it's never taken that long before
Weird how after 20 years there isn't a single model edit to give female trolls normal hands/feet
>>528085241Elaynna is projecting his clear times onto FMC again
>>528087585that was an annoying fight for how simple it is
>boss just randomly doesn't do its one mechanic for nearly a full minute after it should happen then randomly does it
>>528087585gonna be 1st try kill this time
>>528087585This never happened.
>>528067384Tents were a fucking mistake.
>>528085216yup
it takes them 4 hours to full clear spider wing so it can't see fmc ever doing naxx
they get filtered by trash mobs hard
apparently they had 5 priests last run that could not tank raz and kept healing the dps on patchwerk
the mages refuse to decurse too becaus they want to dps
>>528090008another E(S)Laynna banger
>>528090389>join server that advertises custom changes>WTF why are there custom changes!!
>>528090298i'm not elaynna
>>528090534>I'm a gay nigger>Rape my assFine...
*unzips*
>>528090389>NOO YOU CANT HAVE FUN ON A SERVER!!!!kill yourself fag
>>528090627Brown ESL frogposter isn't much of an improvement thoughbeitever
anyone know why the totem bar disappears in pfui?
>>528090863argentina is white althoughtbeitever
>>528078702just report them.
i reported a multiboxer bot today and got a response and action within 10 minutes.
>>528092076this gives me some hope, ill be sure to report them as well
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>>528094449me when i mists of pandaria when i pandaria whenn a
>>528094449>>528094739you are not as funny as you think you are
>>528094870huh? i just thought the face was funny anon
>>528095073i know who you are
>>528095360>Turtle is against pvp multiboxingumm ultra based?
>>528030973TBC classse are so fucking dull, but i will give it a fair shot. It's either gonna be prot/ret paladin, prot/arms warrior or enhance shaman.
>>528096386Nelf priest because it's not locked to shit racials for once.
>>528097932now do the females
>>528097932goblin males can be pretty hot if they are played well (rapey perverts)
no idea how orcs and tauren aren't S tier. worgen and trolls should be higher too
>>528099129seek mental health help freak
what do we think of the paladin changes in epoch sisters?
>>528099342talk with aoi she helped me go through some heavy shit
>>528101876no thank you i found his pretending to be a video game character to be really off-putting and disingenuous
>>528102315>his>pretendingshe is way more mentally ill than anyone in here is true, but she has a good perspective of life and how to deal with it when feeling down
TRANNY THIS TRANNY THAT CAN WE HAVE SOME ACTUAL DISCUSSION ABOUT THE FUCKING GAME
>>528104282you are the only one who is thinking about dicks tho
are these trannies with us in the room with us right now?
what is it with cross-faction retards whispering you the most vague shit?
>>528102591no, he doesn't
he literally quotes pathfinder wrath of the righteous dialogue to people
>>528107232getting weird incel vibes from this post
yikes
>>528107490that's so banal aoiyuki
>>528104282We are still waiting for more infos about the epoch changes to actually discuss
Speaking of epoch: how big is 20% more potion effects really if you only get guardian + elixir or flaks effect?
Doesn't seem that big no?
>>528107652am not @01yรผk!
>>528108551it's around 20% bigger
Your flesh begs to be studied
>>528097932Human and blood elves are S, the rest are gnome tier.
>>528108551It will be good, but not amazing. I think all profession benefits will land pretty close to eachother.
>>528108551It'll probably only really be noticeable on flasks. The increased duration is way more interesting for how much money it will save you in the long run.
>epoch mages can conjure weapons
what the
wouldn't sl/sl lock be busted in wpvp on epoch with resilence? seems like the op choice. anyone played it?
you retards better not use the same names on epoch because i will be reporting you faggots with all the chat logs i have from turtle
i will fake the report with multiple accounts and get you banned kys
>>528110562>*walks past you*psshhhh... nothin personnel, merc......
>>528114606i will be using aรดiyรผki as my name
>>528114330Maybe, it's kind of hard to tell. Going siphon life doesn't allow you to get a bunch of really strong talents deep in the demo tree. Sure you will be really annoying to kill but you will also take ages to kill anyone else
>>528097932>tauren and worgen to S>troll to A>add draenei to B>dwarf+human+elves to C
>>528034130female tauren priest
this is the only wow women tierlist that matters
S - DWARF, GNOME, GOBLIN
A - WORGEN, TAUREN, PANDAREN
B - THE REST
>>528115757Draenei S with female horse cock
>>528116186true, wasn't thinking of it because male list
I'm leveling up faster than I want to but I can't stop myself from standing under tents when I see them. I'm literally the optimizing away fun meme.
>>528116442Have you ever thought of doing other things in between questing
>>528116582I'm working on getting to 300 tailoring but I still need ~300 runecloth and the prices were bad today.
<MENATHILS GOONS> epoch guild name
I was going to try playing on turtle but someone told me you need to spells 300-400 gold a night on consumables to raid?
>>528116442How are you leveling so fast? it feels really slow when I play?
Like really slow.
>>528094449That damn smile...
>>528117670I keep queueing into dungeons with level 60 tanks and the banana island gave a stupid amount of gold and exp relative to effort. That plus the occasional mindless satyr farming for felcloth.
>>528116005This guy is correct.
>>528121960the frozen throne?
that's Warcraft 3
>>528121960teamfight tactics?
that's league of legends
Can't decide between Tauren Feral Druid or Tauren Priest for Epoch pvp; both male ofc
>>528122696for me it's femtauren prot warrior
>>528122696For me it's femtauren holy priest.
>>528122696for me itโs pigtail gnome onahole priestess
did turtle make it so i can raid as arms or is it fury cuckery again?
>>528123917arms is good to the point that furycels seethe that it's playable
>>528123753Add in faction traitor slut too.
>>528123950find me ONE(1) single post of a fury warrior โseethingโ about arms in these threads, ever
>>528124595unless you're a girl, pro athlete or body builder.
why would you do this?
>>528124638it's fury players in actual raiding guilds and not your struggling in mc thread users
>>528124638these threads make up so little of turtles playerbase, it's weird you'd specify them like they're a good representation of anything.
haven't showered for 2 months...
>>528125227why would you shower unless you smelled?
>stormstrike on turtle still only gives nature damage
what a fucking niggers
>>528065050>>will probably poach Turtle team membersLMAO why would they do that? Nost people got hired because Blizz wanted the cheapest, quickest way to get what became the 1.14 client up and running. Turtle staff will provide what, exactly? Poorly thought out changes?
>>528125523>Turtle staff will provide what, exactly?heckin' diverse developers
>>528125523turtle are better at doing changes than current blizzard team
>>528065050>nuked Epochit's not even out yet lmao, and it's still releasing anyway, Blizzard can't do shit.
>will probably poach Turtle team members like they did with NostWhy would they do that? They can just copy paste whatever it's already done, what is Turtle gonna do about it? Doubt Blizzard would do that anyway because they will likely just take shit from retail and sell a half assed classic+ shilled by streamers. And everyone will eat it up like the shit eaters they are.
>>528125308that's why i barely shower, i never sweat, my hair doesn't get greasy and i wear deodorant/perfume
i actually had a girl last week lean in and smell me and she said she likes my cologne
>>528003112Fresh?
Beyond belief.
Fash?
Absolvtely.
1488 hitlers out of 88.
So looking at warcraftlogs for tbc feral tanks do like 3x the amount of damage of other tanks. Is it safe to assume that feral will be a good pick for epoch?
>>528129205Druids seem to be in a good position to be really strong but it hinges on how the devs have altered the items.
The fact they now get on hit effects it's pretty big.
>>528129205We're escaped asylum patients. You shouldn't be asking us
Main thing I remember about TBC feral is it scaled insanely well so there's some tiny chance that due to being level 60 and having different gear they're not quite as good, but it's pretty likely they'll be good. Even in the original TBC release when people were still warrior or die mode, everyone liked having a feral offtank
You should also keep in mind that TBC feral tank is EXTREMELY boring to play most of the time.
>>528129205Yes.
Sucks dick in 4+ targets but only pinky can do those and even then 2-3 Sneed's and the aggro is gonzo.
Bear only has 1 (one) issue and that is that you MUST do pvp.
>>528129871oh they have the version of swipe that only hits 3 targets, gross
with the improved profession gear and dungeon gear pvp doesn't seem necessary though?
>>528129752I don't mind boring I just don't want people to tell me to play boomkin or reroll or something
>>528129685Hopefully the feral attack power and on hit effects will carry but I'm worried they'll overnerf other things to compensate for it
>>528129752MT feral is boring dogshit, OT is the most fun tank in tbc because you get to use your toys (power shift to be a dps then weave back to tank, etc...).
That isn't a high bar but y'know. Y'know. Your alternative is seal twisting which is misery maxxing.
>>528129205As
>>528129685 depends of the itemization, if you can't reach the defense cap you're open to random one-shots in raids.
Then again, I don't have much faith on Epoch and druid should be fine to level and enjoy the custom content before the server dies.
>>528129205Druids so much potentially broken shit on epoch granted they were innervate bots on classic for the most part
>animal form damage scales with weapons>animal form can get weapon procs>consumables in animal form>still have cyclone and be an annoying bitch in pvpBoomkin looks a bit weird because of the tacked on melee shit but that might be mostly for pvp and you can ignore it for pve
>>528130161You need(ed) 2-3 pieces with resil because it scales better than off pieces with defense.
2.8% CRIT reduction is hard to find in just accessories.
>>528130235>animal form can get weapon procsCan't wait for some random aoe proc to be uncapped true rng and not ppm and cat suddenly barfing a trillion aoe damage lol
>>528130161Yeah but your alternative is fucking tbc brown tank aka zero aoe or trannydin.
You aren't playing the worst aoe tank, and outside of strat you aren't doing big pulls in end game dungeons in classic (because of the cc spamming mobs).
>>528130496i wanna play epoch warrior tank
>>528130170oh i agree, i should've clarified MT vs OT
>>528130235>Boomkin looks a bit weird because of the tacked on melee shitFUCKING KINO, MELEE CASTER FOR BOOMKIN RAGE LETS GO
What are the chances they give swipe uncapped aoe on epoch
My experience playing WoW consists of playing a little bit of the free trial, and having a terrible time because everybody had these "Heirlooms" and dungeon bosses were dying instantly.
Fast forward a few years, I'm trying TWoW and I'm wondering what the procedure for dungeons is.
I see people LFGing in chat, but the group finder has worked for me so far (Healer at RFC). Are these people also on group finder but trying to speed things up by recruiting like that?
Either way, what am I supposed to do while waiting for a group? Just stay close to the dungeon or have my hearthstone nearby?
>>528130548Most MTs are very unengagin before active mitigation in bear's defense.
Bear is just unengagin outside of doing the shifting thing and by the time active mitigation is added they lost their one gimmick.
>>5281306410%.
It's only useful in low-level dungies and epochud team hates the idea of those being played or worse easy.
>>528130761as a healer queues (outside of rfc) should be popping fast so just be in the same zone
people look for groups outside the group finder to speed it up/not have to take people they share gear with
>>528130761I prefer taking people from chat because they are usually less retarded than the one you find with looking for turtle.
>>528130761Just keep questing or whatever you're doing at that moment, you don't have to strictly be waiting close to the dungeons, no one does. And even if you're a bit far, what are they gonna do? Kick you and wait 2 hours for another healer? lmao. Enjoy vanilla, everything is way slower than on retail, though it's also more simple.
getting impregnated behind a bush over mud by the random level 17 nelf futa who hasnt showered since battle of hyjal...
>>528132804Will a nelf futa or a bbc futa get more action on Epoch?
>>528133164Epoch has a strict no erp, no loony, no troony, no grey parser policy.
The client comes with a logger by default and if you ever dip bellow 40% parses you get banned.
Not joking btw, this isn't your grandma's formerly pa's server lil kiddo, this one is for HARDKORE G4M3RZ.
>>528133349>if you ever dip bellow 40% parses you get bannedimagine if you will
>the weekly cull happens and the bottom 40% are eradicated>previously safe parses now fall into the bottom 40%>people make burner accounts with shit parses just to pad the safety threshold>accidently create even more shitters than you ever purgedit'd be like the indian cobra effect incident or mao's four pests campaign
>>528134397Your mistake was thinking a braindead mongoloid understands what parses are
>>528134397Sounds like it'd be a fun social experiment type thing ngl.
>>528134397Epoch will have 1k+ players willing to spend countless hours in a perfect version of wow so this won't be an issue.
>>528134592I do, you just parse grey and will get culled week 1 of dungeon pushing lol. Maybe just stick to farming my mats okay kid ;)
I don't even see the code any more. All I see is tranny, gooner, chud.
>>528135101Even if the only people playing on the server with World First Method raiders, they would still have 40% parsers with only 50-100 dps differences dumb fucking retard
How do you guys handle pregnancy in ERP? I always cum inside and my partner is saying that she will get pregnant because of me
>>528135829a coathanger comes to mind
>>528135829Ask Sylma. I remember she were always telling us how heavily pregnant her nelfie is.
>>528135829Abortion + necromancer, you get to have a kid without the usual downsides of a pregnancy
>>528135829my male human warrior is infertile
>>528135572>Hurff durp derp!!Read again retard, epoch is a MONUMENTAL game release and is expected to have a lost launch population of 1k-3k with an initial launch of upwards of 10k.
There will be way too many people to allow shitters to go unpunished.
Simply put, in terms even you, a grey parse understands;
Epoch won.
You lost.
You parse grey.
Character deleted try again.
>>528135829I always abort my babies for soulshards.
I'll abort yours too for a small fee of 4 gold!
Bring your own bandages, those aren't included.
>>528135572Why are you replying to a blatant funposter? Either way, yes, most parsefags are too dumb to understand how parses work.
>>528136159holy macaroni fashman, we dropping TRVTH NVKES
>>528136159The post that ANNIHILATED troondles...
Can't wait for Sylma's char to get deleted lol, that troon is gonna cry like a bitch.
>Don't play for a week
>Parse grey
>Character deleted
>Realize it was my fault for being a slacker
>Level up another acc to get good again
>Be thankful for the kino experience as I experience more to the amazing custom content the hyper talented, handsome, high IQ and great epoch team has made for me
Yeah.
I am thinking... Kino.
>>528030973Troll Hunter and Dwarf Shaman.
>>528030973Human Male Prot Warrior. Anduin Lothar will live through me, and not that nigress in retail.
>>528136954>level up again>tank dies several times in your deadmines run causing you to parse grey on edwin vancleef even though you were pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-prebis and fully enchanted/consoomed after you farmed 400g at level 19>your entire party banned>roll againHoly kino...
>>528137626White, of course!
>>528030973Dwaef warrior, of course. Maybe a dwarf shaman for alt.
>>528137819>Invite healer and tank who aren't pre^6bissed out at level 24>Probably not even crafted and fully consumed with alch maxed out>Wipe>CryYou only got yourself to blame for not making a correct team comp, being a low level dungie isn't an excuse, you are just bad honestly...
>>528137841What? No, retard. I'm puerto rican, I just don't like niggers and think the lion of stormwind was awesome.
any fmcers that go to epoch are fucking traitors
What's the point of mages summoning axes?
Giving it to warrior/paladin dps whose weapon broke? Lol.
I can't wait to play on a proper 3.3.5 client instead of a fucking ancient palaeozoic shit 1.12.1 client is.
>>528138590Sorry, paladin is that way bud.
Warrior is for snowdwellers ONLY.
any fmcers that aren't online AND active at the time Epoch releases will be kicked
>login to epoch
>forced logging addon that cant be disabled
>logs every single fight you engage in and sends them to the epoch database
>parse grey on my second kobold vermin because of the server lagging
>immediately IP banned
>try to bypass with VPN
>vpns are blocked harder than on 4chan
Damn, I'm never gmi
For me, it's fem gnome rogue
>>528139120>>528139269you are invited to <IRONFORGE SORORITY> i will personally tank dungeons for you
lil update from yesterday
>posted 11 times before midnight in /crpg/
>posted 2 times before midnight in /v/
she seems to be more active at night
still making a heat map of the days she is more active
>>528136954>she didnt level up to 5 through discover xp and proceed to level alchemy and enchanting to 150 before killing their first mobLmao, enjoy staying shit. Retail is probably more your speed
>help guildie out for hours
>they dont even thank me
tch
>playing epoch
>Not a lot of time to play
>Blue parsing in the open world
>Can't get into a group
>Only purple or better can start groups
>Reset soon
Bro someone please help me, I need a blue on my weekly dungeon parse I am level 56 please.
>>528139587>Yfw some shitter unironically has crafting on their playable toonLol, fucking pathetic
>I-its my crafting alt
>>528139959Sorry kid to get into my BRD runs you need to have full gold parses and KT achievement
>>528140416Please trust me, gimme a chance I got some purples in turtle and nost c'mon man spare me a small spot I'll pay double the party maker fee, 500g!
don't care still rolling on epoch
I am looking for a doctor to perform an abortion for my Kaldorei wife.
>>528139905Why do you think Aoi quit?
>>528140663@0!โs stalker tracking his posts
>>528140987catfishing a gm was last on her checklist of things to do before starting it over in a new mmo
you don't have have an ig checklist of goals anon?
>>528139905what, no blowjob?
>>528140824Whisper Jib, I will do it.
>>528130262Not relevant for Epoch as resilience is replaced with flat % damage reduction.
>>528130235Yes I think Druid is the sleeper class for Epoch. People are freaking out about Bladestorm (and Warriors will be good) but it's nerfed on Epoch. Druids have those buffs you mentioned which I think someone will crack some weird broken shit for.
>>528139905If you only help people because you expect a reward or thanks then it means youโre not actually a kind person and youโre just attempting to manipulate someone with social-purchase.
In other words, you were in the wrong, and complaining about it publicly is a very, very bad look.
Hi, indii here, Aoi didn't catfish me I'm really a woman with a voice changer. I catfished Aoi.
>level 1-60 on epoch through quests and grinding
>rep farm and gold farm so I can get as much pre-bis as I can before dungeons
>party leaders require logs which i dont have
>have to start from the beginning
>pay the 10,000g fee to get into a deadmines group
>the 4 chads carrying my 60 through deadmines keep killing mobs faster than I can cast purposefully gatekeeping me from getting good parses
>have to go farm more gold and pay for another run
>finally get my gold parses in deadmines and now I have to go to wailing caverns
Maybe I can finally get a UBRS/BRD run by 2026! Gotta go farm 30k for my wailing caverns invite though.
>>528141424>expecting to be thanked is le evil
>>528139905>help guildie out for hours>feel overlooked>quit guild>they dont even talk to me anymore
Why is it ALWAYS paladins?
>>528141994Paladin is the class for brown people, nonwhites, NPCs, and low-IQ people. That's why it's so popular.
>>528141098do you know which mmo she went to? asking for a friend
>>528140987Aoi quit because after killing off pupper pals he realized he had no way to get loot any more. His cope was he meant to kill pupper pals but reality is he fucked himself over hard
>>528142817>implying a man could kill a guildyou're braindead if you believe this
she was a woman the whole time and we didn't know until the end
never let women in your guild
>>528141350>Can't CRIT immune with easeThey are cooked unless leather has defense
>>528141554Don't forget that UBRS are ran through but in PARSE-GDKP (PGDKP).
>>528142817Is Pupper Pals really gone?
>>528135829only character i really leaned into it they were occasionally mentioned now and then, breastfeeding when home or things like that
for roleplaying the actual pregnancy it's pretty much just the same as roleplaying a less messy cumflation/spoiler]
guess it depends on what knocked you up!
>fast day night cycles
immersion fucking obliterated, nice server LMAO
>>528143764yet another thing stolen from ffxiv, it's so over
>>528143032>believing some dude is a woman because he played audio of a chick talking to her cat then acted like it was an accidentGullible idiot Indii fell for this shit because heโs a retard and thatโs why the guild fell apart
>>528143474Itโs over. The puppers who still play have moved on to other guilds but most quit and will either play Epoch or something else. Indii just made a lot of bad decisions. Aoi was just the straw that broke the camelโs back
>>528143896can they steal the entire crafting system? and the rest of the game? thanks
>>528143896Ffixiv stole it from TLoZ!
>>528143032There is no fucking way a woman is obsessed with an OF whore and try to skinwalk as her like that.
>>528143474pupper pals fell apart because indii (their main tank guild lead) got a job and left.
>>528143474It's on a summer break at best
Puppers fell apart because Moto and Hime where spitroasting Aoi outside Ratchet and Indii caught them red handed.
>>528136021ironic that sylma left WoW because gargoth impregnated her irl
>>528145459A 9 month long constipation...
>>528145052>sharing username with some literal who>"they must be the same person or pretending to be them!"this is your brain on alcohol
>>528141476<catfish pals>
>>528144973OoT stole it from Forbidden Forest who stole it from Iehova himself
>>528145729>sharing username>posting cropped photos of her catsNigga you are delusional
>>528143474It went on an indefinite hiatus.
>>528145729No matter how you try to twist what happened, it is a fact that Aoi pretended to be Essaere.
>zap fish and filthy are still butthurt aoi cucked them from joining pupper pals for safe loot
this might not be the best timeline because she quit, but it is a fun one kek
stop talking about trannies
>>528146332Dunno about filthy but fish and zap are still mad
At the same time aoi is mad he fucked up and lost his easy epics
So theyโre all just losers now
>>528138917If I play pally it will still be prot. Ret pallies are fucking cringe.
>>528146867how is aoi mad? she never rolled on loot outside the times people encouraged her to, she was already done with the game back then
can't think of a single time aoi cared about loot like you, zap fish filthy
you would know if you still talked to her on discord
>>528146901>Ret pallies are fucking cringe.I am of the opinion that ret should stay a garbage spec.
t. holy/prot enjoyer
>>528147229>>528146901You are both correct, but also betraying your heritage.
Take up the two handed weapon Paco, name yourself 'Ariankruzado', do less damage than the tank, need on every item and Never EVER heal
warrior has the largest biofem and high t individual playerbase fully comprised of (indo)aryans.
>>528147591Both of those are correct, but no woman playa warrior.
The hidden area between stormwind and ironforge: Northwind zone trailer โ Turtle WoW patch 1.18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIuS0DXGY6Y
>>528147678Transmen are men.
#womenswrongs
#transinclusivemysoginy
>>528146867>Fish madGets most of his t3 in 1 run about to be bis
>Zap madIn Kara40 gear full runs every week
>AoiDoesn't even play the game anymore
>>528147818came here to post this
file
md5: 090898cc43afec2397565be840e0f0b7
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party time
also anyone got a spare 5k gold for epic flying..?
>>528148213they should add calendar on turtle wow
>>528148348it will brick the server then they will add a donator shop calendar that works perfectly fine
holding paws with my worgen husband in kharanos
>>528148213not for alliance homos
>>528149094we're not at 750 yet retard
@528147818
dead server, no one cares. epoch tick tock!
