Thread 528149070

WE LOVE MOMMY TANKS edition

>Currently Discussed Servers
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, Legion coming soon)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive ToT on the 30th)

>Upcoming Servers
Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client) - Launch date 26th of July

>Guilds
- Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone

>Turtle
Vanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)
Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app

>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
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>Previous Thread
>>528001160

THE HIDDEN AREA BETWEEN STORMWIND AND IRONFORGE: Northwind Zone Trailer — Turtle WoW Patch 1.18
https://youtu.be/vIuS0DXGY6Y

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TURDLE IS RELEASING YET ANOTHER LOW LEVEL QUESTING ZONE!!!!

EPOCH IS SHIVERING THEIR TIMBERS. KAYTOTES BTFO.

>here's your private server playerbase, bro
I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR SPELLCLEAVE
I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR GDKP
I WILL NOT WATCH YOUR STREAM
I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR TRANNYCORD
I WILL NOT PAY FOR YOUR BOOST
I WILL NOT USE YOUR SUMMONING SERVICE
I WILL NOT INVITE YOU TO ASMON LAYER
I WILL INVITE FIRST 4 PLAYERS WHO WHISPER ME TO MY GROUPS REGARDLESS OF THEIR CLASS
I WILL PLAY THE CLASS THAT IS FUN FOR ME REGARDLESS OF THE METERS
I WILL SEXUALLY HARASS NELFIES
I WILL DISCUSS POLITICS IN THE WORLD CHAT
and most importantly
I WILL SAY NIGGER

Alilandra paizuring musky woggies

first for aôiyuki love <3

>>528149070 (OP)
Property of Jib

>>528149395
aoi is the cutest of biofems

>>528149192
aõiyukĩ facts of power:

>i love aõiyukĩ!
>aõiyukĩ!
>aõiyukĩ!!!!!!!!!

sylma > ayy-oh-yucky!

>>528149843
yes nobody is saying the contrary, we just love oww yuckky too

tauri shop doesn't seem to work. any shit I can get for free by voting for the thing or something?
got every single heirloom that way on another server years ago

>THE HIDDEN AREA BETWEEN STORMWIND AND IRONFORGE: Northwind Zone Trailer — Turtle WoW Patch 1.18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIuS0DXGY6Y

>>528151365
Sorry chud, gotta pay

>>528151408
2 minutes

>>528151408
HYPE

>the king safe within his castle
he is like 5 years old

>>528152301
He is no longer getting groomed by Onyxia.

>>528152301
he is now 25 due to the timeskip and married to a femtauren

Who cares about some new leveling zone?

>>528151408
The trailer had a shitty ending. Just fades off, no excitement.

>>528151408
>orc bulls conquering and raping human lands and women
based

>>528151408
>boring shit hyped like it was a big deal when all it will be is a shitty custom low level zone because humans definitely need more low level zones
Now I can see why this thread rarely talks about private servers.

>>528151408
Why does Turdle keep shitting out low level questing zones? It's already easy as fuck to reach 60 with what they have, you won't even do half the quests in the game.

almost died today to stealthed spiders in ashenvale kek, i had like 30 hp left

what would happen if j1b el@ynna and a0idookie teamed up?

any good private servers?

sylma and skoll
sitting in a tree

kay enn oh tee tee eye enn gee

It's sad hearing what happened with Catfish Clan and all those lost but it's a tale as old as time.
@01 has a high power level. Gotta respect the hustle.

>>528154302
yeah but they're private so you're not invited

Me with my harem
Sylm4
A0i
A5aly5
El1c1a
El4ynn4

So im kinda new to wow classic. What players mean by "Tea" or "Tea Nord or sugar"?

Aoйюки

>>528154743
If you enjoy a sweetened taste, sugar might be preferable.

>>528154743
This thread is such a trashfire

So one of them is from a quest in Winterspring you can repeat and the other is from Hyjal where you trade in shards (That you can easily AFK farm)

They both give mana and health when consumed but I believe demon/dork runes are better for raw mana

For me it's, Пeapл and Cyлмa

>>528149157
when is it coming out? i'm on a turtle break until they fix pvp but might level up an alt or something through these new zones.

>>528151408
oh boy more subpar fetch/talk quests written in garbled ESL

>>528154697
it funny how they all turned on him in the end.

nobody joins my runs and i'm never invited to dungeons by others... it's over...

>>528151408
wow this is amazing!

Guys...... hear me out......
femdwarf titties full of beer

>>528154743
tea reminds me of her...
stop talking about tea

>>528156072
lactating beer

>>528151408
HOLYSHIT THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD

>>528155262
it's not about the game, but the enemies we made along the way.

Can I be a survival melee hunter in Epoch like on twow?

>>528156870
No

>>528156805
>killed him
>stream went dead

Still feel bad

>>528157041
He’s a racist and sexist MAGAt chud. You did good, anon.

>>528155814
idk
this summer i guess

>>528156043
J1b...

>>528157204
I'm racist and sexist too though

3 hours before naxx

>>528149192
haha you forgot my paladin

Never really messed with Private servers before, but I also didn't start with Classic. Any recommendations till epoch? It looks good, but I saw one with a classless system that seemed interesting.

>>528156870
Thankfully no.

>>528160631
>Thankfully no.
human melee hunters are cool though

>>528156805
what spell did he cast in order to get rid of his neck?

>>528159813
ready for the 3 hour spider wing and getting filtered by raz and noth again?

>>528160064
play retail or quit wow entirely that's my advice.

any predictions about least played but most useful class on 'pooh? i am insecure little bitch who just wants to be unconditionally loved by everyone

>>528161235
If I had to use DnD terms, Melee, petless Rangers are in the same wagon as magic archer fighters. Why the fuck are you even here?

>>528161678
Honestly with all buffs being raid wide it doesn't matter anymore.

dwarf girls :3

>>528160064
Turtle

>>528161802
sex with them

>>528161678
you can never go wrong with a healing class

When is NORTHWIND out it LOOKS SO COOL!

>>528161678
i assume warlock and rogue

cucktuah cuckulikafish

>>528160631
they did a great job with survival. it's powerful, fun to play, and opens up tons of degenerate farming opportunities. i just wish they hadn't gutted hunter for pvp in the process of making those changes.

>>528161738
assassin espionage ranger archetypes are giga based and better than useless pet ranger

>>528149192
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I will play rogue on Epoch
Not sure about race though

>>528149192
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>>528162534
what's this mental illness called?

>>528149192
I'm having a melty

>>528162543
black human male

>>528162386
How is an "Assassin espionage" ranger not just a fucking rogue? This is what I mean, fucking dumb.

>>528162781
what's the mental illness called where you only want to talk about the same trannies and their boring ERP drama for years on end?

>Tfw can't get good parses
>Tfw Epoch GMs finally hand me down my instance ban
>Tfw all I am allowed to do is be a good farmer and grind mats and consumes for the ACTUAL rockstars of Epoch WoW

Its fucking over... They told me if I manage to grind 600k gold they might think about letting me start another char, but only if I apply myself and don't slack with green and grey parses...

I want to wash and bathe Pearl!!!

>>528163897
I want to tonguepunch her fartbox

>>528164209
but she's a gross chubby panda

>>528164209
his*

>>528164662
That's the best part.

>>528161632
>play retail
that's terrible advice given the fact that blizzard servers are objectively inferior given their fucked economies stemming from the inability/refusal of dealing with bots. something that turtle somehow has zero issues with, so it's clearly not rocket science. sorry sweaty, but blizzard currently offers an inferior product. the only reason to play blizz servers is for streaming, so not an actual reason for 99% of the player base.

i hate trannies

Alpha, Light

>>528163315
you have been talking about the same game for 20 years unc

>>528164937
disgusting

>>528165056
look i can't say you're incorrect.
try turtle or accesion if you want + content, or custom content
warmane if you want wotlk, onyxia server on warmane if you want TBC going to wotlk.
Chromie craft if you want TBC -> wotlk
honestly for you seeing as you just want to mess around accension or turtle is best.
turtle to see new content at low level, accension for a roguelike wow experience

>>528166562
What does ascension have as plus content?
Isn't their main thing being an entirely new game?

>>528166562
> onyxia server on warmane if you want TBC going to wotlk.
> Chromie craft if you want TBC -> wotlk
Lucky bastards who plays there. Progress through Naxxramas raid and Ulduar next. Oooweeh.
Unfortunately Epoch is my goal for now.

>>528168108
when are those two progressing to wotlk

>>528165152
yeah weirdos like >>528149192 need to touch some grass

Chromie WotLK is my plan B if Epoch crashes with no survivors.

Redpill me on Chromie

>>528168158
I heard only about Onyxia >wtlk in the fall.

i love turtlewow

>>528168234
community is not great on chromiecraft
>designated diversity commisar in the chat
>paladin and his clique of "EITHER WE FINISH THIS DUNGEON IN 5 MINUTES OR I QUIT WITH HEALER!!!!111"
>any attempt at humour will have someone offended at the of the day (and I mean the most normie joke)
basically turtle-lite

>>528168561
WTF, it used to be a good server, guess TBC truly ruins everything.

>>528162730
ãõĩÿüķï

Where's Fish?

>>528169148
eating the cum off sunethil neovagina

Fish is busy, you want me to ask her something?

ãõĩÿüķï ãõĩÿüķï ãõĩÿüķï go go go ãõĩÿüķïãõĩÿüķïãõĩÿüķï go go go

>>528170094
i wish i were 401's e-boyfriend

>>528168561
Doesn't chromiecraft also have a really small pop compared to other servers

Ready for naxx?

>>528170351
i wish i was ãõĩÿüķï boyfriend

>>528170682
>3 hours to clear 1 wing
>100g+ in consumes and repair bills
>guild morale and mood irrevocably damaged

>>528149192
>>528162534
>>528162730
ãõĩÿüķï

>>528170682
you have less players than last week, might as well call it now and go to bed

>>528170769
yeah by 401 i mean ãõĩ

>>528170782
spider wing was cleared in like 2 hours

Where's æœį?

>>528149192
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>>528170975
We have some surprise ex FMC players with Naxx experience who haven't signed up but said they will come.

>>528171758
I never said I would go tho

>>528162128
which one though?

>>528171968
my guess would be that priest or paladin are going to be the least played healers since druid and shaman get a bunch of extra shit and most people rolling paladin will want to try the new ret build

>>528172230
don't you need like 1 sham per raid? this raidwide buff situation really sucks

>>528149192
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dead as fuck

why cant I sing up for that Epoch server? Gonna play that or Ascencion depending on how it goes

epoch is not vaporware

>>528166064
tsmt

>>528174614
can i send you 1 gold

>>528173917
h̸o̸l̵y̵h̶o̸n̵k̷a̴s̵l̵:̷ ̷... my beloved...

>>528175104
wow, redridge 2

>>528168340
What is there to talk about? A male bronze dragon chooses a female gnome as a mortal. I'd fuck the shit out of her. It's magic, it's not an axe wound.

>>528174860
The attitude on that camel-nosed fuck... did you notice he's the only motherfucker who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back? That nose is a natural canopy.

>>528175104
THIS LOOKS FUCKING KINO
>>528175489
based and correct

>>528173583
>Rozameltrozo
SOVL

wish i wasn't a sperg incel worthless nigger and talked to ãõĩÿüķï before she left

Why is gutu not coming on his mage? decurse is decurse especially if you're not even 30 people

>>528176274
Never did one meme hit me so hard

>>528176809
why don't you come on your mage huh? stupid freak

any spaniards?

>>528172517
oh wow so funny

>>528176809
maybe if you cry moar she'll change her mind

>>528176996
Then, you have chosen the path of homosexuality

>>528177124
thank you

>>528177313
kek
thanks Anon

>only 7 people showed up to naxx
grim

>>528177410
20 right now

yes, it's hilarious to suggest filtering every private server name in the private server general. your wit and edginess is unparalleled.

>>528149157
and when is that? I have a character just below that level range

>>528176981
my mage is level 36, i think i have decurse so if you can get me in, sure.

Ugh... Horny... Knot aching... Need to breed...

>wipe on core hound
GRIM.

I am going to grief naxx...

>gets filtered by trash spiders and gargoyles
>wipe after wipe
>"b-but spider wing only takes 2 hours"
nigga it takes you 4 hours to clear spider wing, it's embarrassing
fmc will never clear naxx because you couldn't control your freaks and you lost most of your top players because of it
now you're stuck with 20 retards with no gear, experience and consumables
it's over

>>528179331
>elaynna
>top player
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>528179331
Elaynna is by far the worst tank in FMC.
And isn't exactly known for high skill.

>>528179331
that's so funny zapsunefish

Is old WoW the comfiest game ever made?

>>528179331
who is going to win on epoch? chuds or trannies?
FMC trannies have proven themselves to be generally terrible at the game, so i think chuds have a distinct upper hand. especially with the recent influx of new chuds from /wowcg/.

>>528180278
Epochud ain't called that for nothing.
You think the parsing thing is a bit? Lol, you'll see some shit.

>blizzard already took down the project epoch trailer
OH NO NO NO

>>528154697
2025 IS HIS YEAR

>>528180443
>The god of all dilating freakazoids (blizztroon) took down the Chud master race smallest achievement (Epochud)
>Literally admiting they are FUCKING TERRIFIED of how fvcking kino Epochud is going to be
And this is a loss... HOW?

>>528180819
why would they stop at taking down the trailer lmao

turtlefags are next btw

>>528180919
Troondle isn't a threat to the dilatosphere, the troondle->retoilet pipeline is more than obvious.

Epochud is a clear outlier and a brutal fascification of the game, an hour of Epoch is the equivalent of killing AT LEAST 100 kikes.

Will epoo get gummy'd?

THEY JUST WIPED ON TRASH AGAIN OH NONONONO

>>528181732
It will last 1000 years.
It will be the one server.
A million concurrent players.
NAY! BILLION! All of them parsing. ALl of them displaying high skill.
Fashy perfection.

ummm... i want to rape??

>>528181920
Lmao, these liquid shit players would get banned in Epoch during W1 of the great dungeon push.

>>528181931
>Parsing
>On a private server
You lost me.
Fashy vnd Freshy doesn't need parsetrannies because they are already perfection

>>528182498
Delusional shitter, you will be purged.

>>528182578
>instant seethe
Epoo does not need you, maybe you belong on troondle with the rest of your kind

Reminder that people opposing Epoch's 40% purge are likely absolute garbage humans that know they will be forced to reroll until they GET FUCKING GOOD.

Rolling shaman on Epoch. You will beg me for my totems.

>>528182956
>rutt totem
>pop totem
>wog totem
>knot totem

>>528183089
Parse totem
ACK totem

>>528182956
You are totem twisting or I am not begging for shit, you fucking shitter.
If I don't have 99%+ uptime on grace of air AND WF totem on my ZF Parse run and I end up with a fucking blue parse...

Well. You wouldn't like ME when I am angry...

>>528183209
sorry I forgot to learn windfury totem I've been paying repair bills since I keep dying in Wailing Caverns

>>528183301
Yikes, sorry buddy I am not going to invest in a fucking shitter that will get purged on reset day.

Better luck next char ;)

>>528183550
NO PLEASE I'LL PICK UP HERBALISM AND ALCHEMY TOO IT'S JUST I CAN'T AFFORD THE INCREASED COST ON SKILLS IT'S TOO HARD!!!

Is there anything worse than seeing your crush change her TRP status to "commited"?

>>528184115
koto crushed on daddyissues...

>>528184115
going outside

>>528183785
>Herbalism
I am hyper ventilating rn, how can you be this fucking bad an uncommitted? How do you even expect to get up to actually hard dungeons like ST with that fucking attitude?
I am not even joking when I say this, you will NEVER, EVER make it past a starter easy dungeon like RFK unless you start taking this game more seriously, like you can't come here with a retail attitude.

>>528184672
but retoilers tryhard everything

>>528184672
but I even saved my skull of doom from questing!

>>528184814
Retoilet is casual garbage for noobs and erpers like troondle, sorry, not sorry.

>>528184840
Yeah did you save your super sticky glue OR light of Elune? No? You used it for "wpvp"? And you aren't even warlord at level 30?

Yeah, you are bad is what you are, don't you EVER post in this thread again until you become better. Apply yourself.

does epoch add any early game quests?
how will my low level gnome priest survive in the barrens?

>>528185056
there are 1500 new quests, I imagine some of them are early game too

>>528185049
FUCKFUCKFUCK PLEASE NO EPOCH WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE ME I DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO TURTLE

are you ready for aspect of daze on epoch?

>>528185049
not true dude, not true. tryharders play retoilet, casualmaxxers play comfy classic funservers.

still caged for epoch release

>>528186262
we don't post pictures of ourself here troon

>Epoch implements an antishitter measure
>Local shitskin ESL troon starts to seethe
Can't stop winning ngl. Can't wait for half the thread to suddenly "Not want to play epoch" after they get banned from grey parsing on the starter zones lol.

KINO

>>528185205
was there any talk of those quests being cut content from the original 'niller alpha/beta?

Rumour has it that /ourguy/ Mark Kern is one of the lead designers at Epoch under a pseudonym...

>Epootroonies seething over the truth
many such cases

>>528179331
>you lost most of your top players
Who? FMC was always full of shitters

>>528187350
Belwynn is the only 'top' player we ever had. Dude was a literal world first raider.

>>528187385
Where's Jib?

>>528187438
You had more good players we just don't play with /vg/ guilds more than once in a blue moon because most of you take pride in being bad, which quickly turns the game from funny into a fucking miserable deathmarch.

>>528187694
okay lol

More than an hour and a half for spider wing. Good job FMC.

>>528187438
Which world first?

>>528187694
this, this also seem to be the philosophy of the officers

>>528187694
trvth nvke

>>528187385
What the fuck... you guys told me it would take four hours... what the fuck, guys?!

Bros, is it really worth raiding if most of the content is leveling 1-60 and you're having fun?

>>528188361
no raiding is a meme

>>528187939
post logs

>>528186965
Would be big if true. More retired devs should make passion project mods for the games they've made desu

>casual raiding bad!
>parsing also bad!
Make up your fucking mind

>>528188584
I clear Naxx fully in the same time it takes FMC to clear the easiest wing.

>>528188865
raiding is bad, there.

>>528188886
the vltimate trvthnvke

>>528188874
Okay? Post logs.

PEAAAAARL

>>528189794
cover them up slut

>>528189223
https://www.turtlogs.com/viewer/25065/base?history_state=1

>>528189920
That's a virus.

>>528189920
hi ghostdata

I'm so lonely.

>>528190280
Not me. He joined late.

>>528189527
Hello?

do turtlechads ever wonder if there's more to life than playing a funserver of a 20 year old game and simping for "ironic" discord trannies? is this just a waiting room until your parents die so you can commit guilt free suicide?

>>528191119
i'm not on any wow discord, I run around doing quests with disabled XP gains and getting comfy. sometimes healing some peeps in a dungeon

>>528187694
Sadly a truth nuke

>>528191635
that's the way to play this game. i was referring to dramafags itt who've been talking about the same discord trannies every single day for years

>hello malfurion stormrage, i have travelled far from my homelands to assist your noble and proud people, what would you request of me?
>oh, my name?
>daddyissues

>>528189920
>First guy is called don'tlook...
>Have to stop looking
Being polite sucks :(

>>528189920
>IP grabber

>>528190706
y-you're fat...

>Addon that has AI read your quests for you
Based? Cringe? Do they have good voices for each of the races?

>>528192236
You try living in Pandaria and not packing on a few husky pounds!

>>528192101
You've been playing the same game every single day for years

even gargoth quit huh

>>528192367
Kinda blows desu, some of the quests sound weird

>>528192367
Beyond based.
They do not.

>>528189920
awful dogfuckers of failed male company seething hard at concrete proof of them being awful

Wolves shouldn't drink. But here I am.

>>528192409
>husky pounds
hmm

>>528188865
Most people that complain about raiding like to pretend they are on the top 10% of players in the world, stacking classes, consumes, resetting bosses for rng, etc... for parses.
They sadly are in the bottom 10% of players.

>KEEP IT REAL
>TIME IS MONEY, FRIEND
I love goblins so much

>>528192817
post physique

I hope faction balance will be close to 50/50
don't want another turdle/chromie shit where the one faction might as well not exist

>>528193606
it'll be alliance favored because of racial swapping and shaman on ally now

>>528192817
cacafarms mentality where you have to constantly claim to be better than drooling retards in order to stave off insecurity

>>528181536
I'll have to take time off work

>>528193710
>it'll be alliance favored because of racial swapping
that's for level 60 and its going to be 1x xp, if not slower due to all the quests.

>>528193710
getting sick of playing with gnomes and elves around me
not going to roll alliance again

>>528193751
you will never be a man

>>528193606
>PvE
>Cross-faction
>can pick any racials you want
>shaman and paladin no longer being faction exclusive
There's no reason to think it won't be Alliance dominated. Undead paladin is the sole reason it'll look more like 70-30, instead of 90-10.

>>528192841
Be careful, you

>>528194090
You're 20 years too late to become a world first raider, give up

>>528194048
>>528193919
no one is playing the ugly race with no racial advantage anons

>>528194218
>with no racial advantage
again, leveling server.

>>528194387
what the fuck does that even mean
the players that play the game will reach 60 and swap their racials to the better ones, simple as
you're not going to have an easier/faster time leveling just because racials except maybe undead cannibalize and troll regen.

>>528194530
it means turtle tranny is afraid

>>528194530
>troll regen
my sides

orc and tauren males have the advantage of me subconsciously wanting to do everything they say

>>528194672
Same but orc and tauren women

>>528194736
we differ in lifestyle but i respect you

dwarf female shaman or human female priest?

>>528194992
>human female priest
At least pick gnome at that point.

>>528195072
they ugly + can swap racials

>>528194218
and yet people play gnomes all flavor of elves
creepy midget and humanoid abomination with freakishly long arms
curious

>>528195172
I don't like elves and how overrepresented they are but don't pretend gnomes aren't a million times more weird and disgusting.

>>528194530
>what the fuck does that even mean
i get the estradiol managed to seep past your brittle estrogenic skull and caused you to lose control of your rational faculties, but it means that for most of the time, people will be playing with a sub-optimal race/class loadout, so if their primary concern is min-maxing they could just skip the middle man outright and play that instead.
>the players that play the game will reach 60 and swap their racials to the better ones, simple as
and you think the players that want a strong character won't just do so from the start?

>>528195364
>and you think the players that want a strong character won't just do so from the start?
correct because players are vain and like to look good
noshoes do not look good

>>528195807
Why would anyone need dungeon loot when people in greens are brought into AQ40?

Tauri. You join. Legion someday.

>>528195848
if project epoch was a raid log server, you'd have a point. but the focus is on the leveling experience, so "racial identity" (which is your chief concern) will remain relevant at all stages of the game since noshoes only care about being strong rather than looking pretty.

>>528196057
>join a midget, furry and Bob
no thanks, already settled on the other side

>>528196057
I was going to be on today but I can't stomach relearning nu-WoW
Maybe tomorrow and pray for LFR pops

>>528196095
Where's Rapecock?

>make pretty human
>look pretty 1-60
>swap to real racials when raidhogging starts
this is actually based. racials don't matter much while leveling. they do at cap.

>>528196480
exactly

>>528196095
Where's Yesma?

>>528196095
Where's Jib?

>>528195848
netherwing fresh had racial swap and crossfaction from the start and it still ended up 60/40 like tbc usually ends up

>>528196480
yeah it doesn't seem that big of a deal to me since if you want to be a big tauren meathead or you really like optimizing for dps regardless of the fact you'd end up being an ugly manlet, you'd do that anyways instead of waiting a hundred hours to reach that point.

>>528196534
gagging under the wolf

>>528196378
I'll be waiting...

>>528196657
>tauren that high
sovl

>>528196057
I would if it was mop or cata or any other expansion. WoD and onwards is where there's no soul left.

>>528196657
20% of that pop are blood elves.

>>528196856
that's druids but even than more people rolled tauren when they could have rolled a nelfie slut with no consequences

>>528197094
undead paladins will be just as popular

>>528197402
I don't think it'll be enough to make it close to 50/50. But we'll see in 5 weeks.

FMC lost
Sylmapearl lost

>>528197680
pearl factually and unequivocally won the /wpsg/ crown

>>528187979
>Which world first?
World first MC speed run, yeah...

>Romance: Open Relationship
Yep, that's going to be a hard pass from me dawg.

I think I'm going to start carrying leather collars on my druid and hand them out to nice people. Not sure what they can redeem them for yet.

>>528196095
where's gargoth?

>>528200809
Raped to death by dogs

The morning the day I skipped raid, I've been thinking... it's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.
>Many WoW players I think feel that way.
I think about my father. He never cleared the raids like me, but in a lot of ways, he had it better. He had his guild. They had their meetups, they had Ventrilo... Today, what do we got?

>>528201169
>Today, what do we got?
Discord trannies and parsing culture.
Grim.

All in all today went well, Loatheb will die once the healers get a feeling for the rotation and everyone comes prepared with 2 Shadowprotection potions and bandages.

>>528201169
You ever feel like no legendaries were gonna drop for you?

>>528201767
Yeah, and none did, so what?

I will put anyone who reserves items or even dares to mention GDKP on my blacklist and I hope you do the same

>>528201583
its not fair! dont let filthy know! FMC was supposed to die when he left the guild and now they're clearing more and more of naxx every week....

>>528201583
>everyone comes prepared with 2 Shadowprotection potions and bandages.
if we had sylma she'd have brought more than enough for everyone just saying

>>528202145
You shouldn’t rely on one anon to babysit you when you can easily obtain those potions yourself. Just saying.

>>528203116
i brought enough for me but FMC is filled with retards who need handholding

>>528203230
Maybe that wouldn’t be the case if people hadn’t held their hands early on by spoonfeeding them potions.

They say there’s no two raiders on earth exactly the same. No two identical players, no two exact sets. But do they know that for sure? Cuz they would have to get everybody together in one huge raid. And obviously that’s not possible even with pservers. But not only that, they’d have to get all the people that ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothin.

>>528203368
FMC would still be stuck in BWL if not for free gibsmedats

>>528201767
Kid. Sylvanas Windrunner, the Warchief's whatever - those are all make-believe

Richie, that envelope's 2 tan parses shy, i'll catch up on it next week.

>>528202145
How could she afford that?

t. new comer to fmc

>>528204556
herbers sent him herbs

>>528204556
all sylma did was fish and herb with her ass hanging out in between raids

>>528204793
what a loser

Give me one thousand gold.

>>528203878
>>528204556
Not him but to answer the question first of all Sylma didn’t hand out potions to everyone. Most anons brought their own. He usually had a ton left over and would gbank them. He managed to do this by being an alchemist and playing an unhealthy amount. He was in-game 16 hours a day and he’d been playing Turtle Wow and Sylma for years at that point.

>>528204556
she got paid 10k gold by to host a public show of her and skoll

>>528205102
One thousand more? But telol said ten percent.

>>528204542
>I need a zeppelin with 3 propellers

>>528205309
>points at elicia and asalys
>"These two suck each other's dick [laughs]"

>>528205309
fun fact: Drinkwater and Muscles Marinara (The Italian Strongman) both ended up doing crime for real

>>528205501
>stars in a movie about wasted potential
>wastes his potential

>>528205825
my queen....

>>528205825
in alliance, you no have?

>>528205967
>make orc shaman
>go see thrall, he is surrounded by emissaries from other races and clans, bunch of shaman trainers
>go deliver a quest at the Undercity
>Sylvanas is standing next to a fucking demon
pretty badass, ngl

When I came in to get my ZG enchant one morning, there you were with Sylma, half into an ERP session. Your hair was in the ZG water. Disgusting.

>>528206416
>badass
She tried to make a demon infamous for infiltration, subversion, and betrayal into her right hand man.
It went about as well as you'd expect.

>>528207297
the amount of times i'd stop to drink for mana and see sylma kneeling at gargoth's feet or kneeling behind skoll's tail was actually unbelievable
there was no off switch

>>528149157
They literally stole this off Dusk's server KEKW

>>528151408
>Rushes a trailer with stolen assets off Duskwood's server
You cant make this shit up, turdle is literally the pserver thieves

>>528151408
cringe voice acting

>>528209085
>>528209245
No one has heard of your gay literal who server

>>528209527
>rereurueurueureu reeeeeeeeeeeee
No one cares about turtle these days either Dragunovi, you fags are in borrowed time.

>>528209085
>>528209245
>>528209404
>>528209527
>>528209676
same person

>>528207908
Sylvanas has never made a good decision in her entire life
Lament of the Highborne still makes me cry so I forgive her

Even with Belwynn back they could still not full clear kek
Sad state of affairs FMC

>>528214309
Telol, John and Fuu will carry FMC through Naxx

>>528214309
for one belwynn quit raiding with fmc altogether. He wasn't in the raid with us today

why did belwynn come back anyways
he had a melty because the thread was shittalking him and now he is back
hypocrite attention whore

>>528214921
he didn't really have a melty but he left the day sylma left so i assumed he was only sticking around for her sake
they seemed close

>>528212327
TurdleDEV shills when they get busted and exposed every1

>>528215256
i can tell by the pixels and from having seen quite a few shoops in my time

>>528214921
he got an offering he couldn't refuse

>>528215256
All me

sylma left gargoth because she saw how good bbcs were in america

>>528217582
sylma was pretty racist though

>projectepoch has achievements
kek, pack it up. turtle is dead

how to summon sells work? can you get summoned and just not pay

>>528217669
thats what she said until she got a taste of 10 inch BBC instead of gargoths tiny pecker

>>528218020
hot

was gargoth an orc

>>528217582
sylma was married to skoll not gargoth

>>528218139
Gargoth was a Gnome. Gargoth the Gnome with his mechanical Crocodile Skoll

>>528218139
yes an orc hunter

>>528218387
gargoth is not a name for a gnome

>>528218514
his pecker sure did look like a gnome pecker though

>>528218278
perhaps but gargoth's trp was a beastmaster and the implication from sylma's TRP was that sylma was one of his ''''''beasts''''''

fucking telephone game, like highschool girls

>>528217872
>no one gets to play anything on epoch because "UHHHHH WHERE ACHIEVMENT YOU N CAN DO MC WITHOUT ACHIEBMENT FROM NAXX"

I thought you guys were supposed to be helpful why didn't you answer my question?

>>528219432
what question?

>>528215439
just offer him a femboy and the faggot will come back

>>528217946
you get invited, you accept the summon, and you pay the warlock.

that’s it. just pay. don’t try to rip them off, or you’ll likely get reported to the GMs and even blacklisted by the warlock mafia. a few gold is not worth the hassle.

I do not understand this raidres thing. Why is it so popular? Why not just roll for it? Never seen it until I started raiding in turtle.

>>528220356
it basically lessens the chance of one person getting multiple sought after drops with no downsides

>>528219187
It's a thread full of 20 and 30 something trannies acting like the 16 year old girls who wouldn't date them in high school. You should expect nothing less than gossipy bullshit from these faggots.

>>528220482
But they can reserve multiple things but other people can also reserve those same things..

>>528220525
okay but what slampig was gargoth's favorite in world of warcraft turtle wow?

>>528220672
Why are you asking me? Ask him.

>>528220663
yeah but other people can't roll for it
a fresh 60 going into MC is going to roll on every single usable drop
i was going to type more but i held down backspace and sighed because really if you can't figure out the use case for SR then you're too retarded to read

use your brain nigger

>>528220663
usually you can reserve 1-2 items at most

>>528220356
You typically only get two SRs per raid. If there's three things you're after, you have to consider not SRing at least one. But since you can double SR, you might consider not SRing two things and just put both your SRs on the one thing you want.
What typically winds up happening is longtime raiders who want just one item in the raid double SR that item, while other newer raiders SR other items. You do get raiders who try to double SR a big item, but then they can find themselves competing for every upgrade.

>>528220894
he's not playing turtle anymore

>>528221568
Then why do you care?

>>528221031
>i was going to type more but i held down backspace and sighed because
Because you're an insufferable faggot. Shut the fuck up

>>528220356
Because it's a fair way to distribute loot. Gives new people a shot at loot but also gives people who have been raiding for a while the ability to put dibs on a piece they've been waiting for.

>>528221768
>spends his free time spoonfeeding literal retards that use the thread like chatgpt

>>528221952
>spends his free time trolling newbies
>huh why is the guild always in shambles?
kill yourself anytime

>>528221768
Nah. >>528221031 did the right thing. There's no use in explaining it further. If you don't get why letting someone who only needs one piece of loot in an entire raid soft reserve that piece is fair then there's no hope for you.

>>528222076
Master loot? Or is the guild too shit to properly use it?

>>528222385
Master loot is used for SR. Thanks for revealing you don't even raid.

This is the same kind of idiot who gets mad because someone was "given" a piece of loot while not realizing they SR'd it and he could have SR'd it as well and gotten a roll if he really wanted it. He thinks any loot system where he doesn't get every piece of loot he wants when it drops is "bad" because his social development ended when he was four years old and he never discovered that other human beings exist.

>>528222460
I raided a bunch in classic, not on turtle. I wasn't familiar with the terms until I accidentally started the tantrums.

>>528222072
i'm not even playing turtle dude

>>528220356
You go to a raid and you declare two items you really want, or one item you really really want before the raid starts.
If that item drops and you're the only one to put dibs on that item you get it. If someone else put dibs on that item you roll for it between you and anyone else who put dibs on it. If nobody put dibs on it anyone can roll for the item if they need it.

>>528222852
Then you should probably hold your critiques until you know what you're talking about.
Unlike Classic, GDKP is banned on Turtle so other systems are used.

>>528222072
>trolling
all i did was remind you to think for yourself and to use your own brain friend

>>528223082
>Then you should probably hold your critiques until you know what you're talking about.
That's why I asked tho? And we didn't use GDKP we used master loot.

they're not gonna make it july 26th

>>528223313
You asked in a way that implied it's bad and when people explained instead of accepting their explanations you got confrontational and insulted people who answered you. At any rate you now have multiple answers.

>>528219187
>Gargoth walked away without a scratch, but Sylma suffered a severe blow to the head.

>>528223449
Because Torta received copyright takedown notifications for their videos, they have the email the lawyers use to issue the notices. Guarantee they snitched emailed links of Epoch's videos to those lawyers to hurt their competition.

>>528223508
Because I didn't get it and some of the answers I got were provocative. No shit.

>>528223796
The initial question was needlessly confrontational.
>I do not understand this raidres thing. Why is it so popular? Why not just roll for it? Never seen it until I started raiding in turtle.
Questions like "why is it so popular" implies it shouldn't be. "Why not just roll for it" makes it sound like it's needlessly complex when it's fairly straight forward. "Never seen it until I started raiding in turtle" makes it sound like Turtle is doing something crazy or weird.

can't even listen to the cranberries without thinking of that smug panda bitch

You're obsessed with anons from this thread because you aren't getting enough social interaction in your real life. Go outside.

>>528224809
Sigmund Fraud ova 'ere, heh-heh.

lets settle this once and for all
https://poal.me/vw3tyr
inb4 i-i-ip grabber yes. yes it is. your ip was gwabbed, logged and sent straight to torta. you are on the list now for taking interest in this toxic poll & chud server. now you have no choice but to play there. enjoy and please leave your vote.

>>528224206
No I was just confused, I knew nothing about how it worked. Wasn't trying to be immediately confrontational about it. More like a make me understand thing

>Levelling my dude
>It rains far more in Durotar than it does in the Barrens
now that just doesn't make sense

>>528225229
sea is closer

>>528223795
Quite obvious by now the whore known as Shenna will do that, she doesnt pull that on Ascension because the Fed has enough power and blizzard cred to close their servers since Dutch knows where it is.

>>528225354
They will never fuck with Ascension, Dutch can snap his fingers and take down turdle with one call.
Ascension and Epoch also are on good terms.

>>528225354
>>528225449
so... expecting ddos from the bitch then?

>>528225548
She will do, she pulled this shit when CoA's first open beta event happened to no avail.
But this is obviously Akalix and Crogge/Bowser

How's this. 20 years in the Stockade. I wanted Chimaerok Chops. I compromised. I ate Dwarven Mild off the radiator instead. I wanted to ERP, but I compromised. I jacked off mid-dungeon. You see where I'm goin'?

>took the wrong zeppelin
alright, time for bed I guess

game is fun

>>528149070 (OP)
>137x129 OP picture

marshkek should post more often

>>528227189
Glup told him to stop

>>528225065
i voted gnome priest because that's what i am going

>>528194530
>>528194629

i'm not going to play on epoch

gargoth and sylma are moving to epoch
belywnn logged on today to ask them that

>>528238968
does belwynn like to watch sylma take dog dick so much he wanted to get them together again?

Just took a fat Turtle Epoch

>smelly jeet tries to scam my store
>play dumb and waste 45 minutes of his time and then when he gives me a number to text whatever info he wants i proceed to spam it with ai images of street shitting and shit bathing jeets
God I love fucking with thirdies. Will there be jeets on Epoch?

>>528231450
5?
think again

>>528149157
Lack of argent tournament was definitely the biggest flaw in vanilla.

Sign-up for the first raid of UBRS by replying to this thread with your intended character's name, race, class, and spec. The raid will start August 26th at 12:00 server time. Should give you plenty of time to get to 60 and in your pre-pre-bis. Invites will go out on a first come, first serve basis with considerations to roles, so sign up early!
Friendly reminder: Trannies are NOT allowed.

>>528242698
gnome priest healer (i will level in healspec)
not giving you my name because it's so good and someone will steal it
not a tranny

>>528243115
>not giving you my name because it's so good and someone will steal it
Fuck you Jib

>>528239897
Yes Belwynn is a 5'1" gay manlet who beats his meat to being cuckolded by a dog

>>528243559
fuck jib i only respect strong men (orcs, tauren, trolls and dwarves)

WHY THE FUCK EVERY HOLY PALA IN THE GUILD HAVE HUGE TITTIES ???

>>528243816
mine are medium size

>>528243816
Mcian is kinda flat though

>>528185720
Pack doesn't daze anymore, and it's a cooldown.

shaman vs priest on epoch
which will be more fun?

>>528247693
>windfury chad or boring wand spec
tough choice indeed

>>528243870
post it

Lonely...

>>528248239
no ranjeet you don't get to see my boobs for free

>>528249791
post char

>>528250062
Small tiddy bitch

>>528188865
Casual raiding is not fun. No one wants to spend 3 hours doing a single vanilla raid when even above average guilds can do MC/BWL/ZG/AQ in 3 hours total. Now turtle is a bit different because no world buffs and different balance, but it still sucks spending all night on a single raid and then not even finishing because FMC players are retarded as fuck. My only good experience raiding with 4chan was 8 years ago because we were mythic progressing and actually finishing content before patches and gamer district was doing 25hc ICC with no issues. I dont want to play with FMC shitters on epoch when I know there are better 4chan players out there. FMC is basically the tranny drama containment guild and it blows dick, literally.

>>528247693
Depends on whether you like making PvP montages or having a raid spot.

>>528250240
shut up

I don't want to raid for 3-4 hours in one go

Raiding for 3-4 hours would be tolerable if I got ERP at the end, but alas.

>>528250323
>FMC is basically the tranny drama containment guild
thats so funny aoi

no one wants to raid 3-4 hours with mentally ill schizo trannies that will backstab you the moment they disagree with you on one thing

>>528252101
>not erping during

Will tank paly be good in epoc?

>>528253669
maybe

>>528253669
If paladin isn't good the mexican transgender lobby will scream and cry until it is buffed
always bet on pink

I want to play fem gnome on Epoch but at the same time I don't want to be surrounded by Alliance redditors who play dwarf shamans and Alejandro the ret paladin from
And Horde has redditors playing undead paladins
It's so over

>>528253669
Better question, will I be able to tank well as paladin if I don't want to learn seal twisting? It's a stupid fucking mechanic and I don't like how the epoch team is intentionally keeping it around.

think im gonna level one 60 of each class on a unique race but since theres only 9 classes and 10 races im gonna have to leave one race behind, which one should it be? I already have a gnome, human, nelf and undead

>>528255202
It's worse than you think
Currently there are redditors breathing OUR air
it's so fucking over

I will skip epoch if the FMC trannies are moving there
I don't want to see their disgusting faces and rotten souls again

>>528255805
Well I have bad news for you because we're planning to move there.

>>528255805
don't worry they will get filtered by mythic WC

>>528255626
delete gnome

>>528255805
Don’t care

Im still playing a male gnome priestess named Skollshole

>>528257280
they're never doing shop discounts again are they

>>528257280
0.02 turd coins have been deposited in your mailbox

>>528258364
i wish

>>528187694
>You had more good players
FMC was always full of mediocrities who saw themselves as better than they actually were

>>528255332
Isn't seal twisting only a 2hander thing? Prots will spam GBoK or something on free globals.

>>528257574
There's a shop discount going on right this very moment. I'm as surprised as you are.

>>528259646
bank or vendor pet

>>528259646
damn ur right, too bad its 30% and not 33% all the 300 coin mounts are 210 instead of 200

>>528259994
Bank. Vendors are everywhere while banks are only in very few places. Even if you need to vendor something in the middle of the dungeon you can just shove it in your bank and do it later.

I've been farming the raptor mount from wailing caverns since I've always wanted to ride a raptor on alliance but goddamn 0.2% is way too low. I've been there for a whole week

>>528261370
i got this on my first run

>>528261603
explode

>>528255626
Level a nelf as a feral druid and a tauren as a chicken druid, or the other way around

Chances epoch holy paladin is dead on arrival? They got the TBC nerfed version of illumination, and then devs also nerfed the capstone talent.

>>528261868
That's not TBC version anon. TBC version doesn't buff haste, it just lowers mana cost and doesnt proc Forbearance

>>528262072
That's the capstone talent I mentioned. Illumination is a different talent that refunds mana on crit, which was 100% in vanilla, 60% in TBC and 75% on epoch.

>epoch needs phone number to use their Discord
no

Overlooked...

>followed a01 to another thread
>found she is playing other mmos
>joined the discord she is in
>she was in vc talking about the game cosmetics
she has such a sweet voice bros...

I can barely remember how it feels

>>528265768
>KWAB
nashsisters...

>>528264928
okay nigga thats the most outta pocket shit you've done
what's next? find her address?
fucking touch grass already mentally ill freak

>>528265768
Simple times...

>>528264928
This never happened.

>>528262895
Turtle's Discord has also required a phone number for months now. I used to be able to post there, but I can't anymore.

>>528264928
huh..... based? upload her voice I want to hear it

>>528266352
lmao like you're one to talk. got blown the fuck out so hard with your collection faggotry by a random female troll you posted the name of on wowg so bad you had to come hiding to private servers? pathetic

>never understood why so many people cry they can't afford mounts at level 40
>decide to level a skinner at the same time i'm actually playing him
>mfw every fucking corpse from randos isn't fully looted
wow players really are fucking stupid

>>528266085
waiting for gnome cock

jibbed

>>528257280
I have 201 donation points in my main account that I have no idea how it got there

>>528267504
me too
i think we got 200 for changed password and authenticator
and 1 for being a good person

>>528267504
They gave out some free points a while back when they accidentally bricked the entire item database.

>>528266085
who are you praying to retard
things will never be the same

>>528268467
>>528267324

>>528266085
>>528269316
these are old screenshots. get new material.

>>528269316
you got replaced

I need my knot touched

>>528269649
It's funny how everyone who left got replaced.

>>528269649
>>528270038
you will never be able to replace sylma, filthy, grud, aoi, vilefon, jib or elaynna
torzag was easily replaced tho

>>528270487
>all of them except sylma got replaced

>>528267197
I intentionally leave 1 item behind in every skinnable corpse solely because of seagulls like you.

>>528270545
doesn't matter how much you want to twist it and cope that they got replaced
but they didn't and we both know that :)
you would be clearing naxx entirely if they were here
lets take 4 hours to clear spider wing again and cope we replaced our best players already kek

>>528270735
>i intentionally leave dozens of gold in vendor trash behind
>heh do you feel owned yet
you really showed me lmao

>>528266085
>>528269316
I always keep her letters in the bank

>>528270545
sylma got replaced by the next pixel pussy gargoth got his hands on, see telegathu and now daddyissues

>>528271584
same

>>528272010
that's a lot of letters

>>528271584
>>528272010
I miss her and Sylma posting

>>528272154
Only a few are from Elaynna, I quickly grew tired of her.

>>528272960
this sylma guy is really a pretentious unlikable one huh

>>528272960
I miss her...

any good private servers to play today?

>>528273484
Ask again in a month.

>>528273493
0_0

Why is this general so Reddit coded

>>528272484
>I quickly grew tired of her.
Why?

best healer for epoch?

>>528273580
What happens in a month? Mop classic?

we love turtles in wow

>>528274097
pigtailed gnome priestess

>>528275501
this is oddly specific

human male warrior named paulie

>>528273796
/vg/ in general is just reddit for people who got banned on reddit

For me, it's fem gnome rogue with red ponytail with some random celtic name

for me it's femgnome prot warrior

Fish...

Did they reveal Epoch's donation shop? Expecting Turtle QoL stuff, at least. Won't be playing Epoch, otherwise.

Will Epoch have dungeon finder?

>>528278117
no

Will Epoch have quests?

Will Epoch

Will Epoch take the pain away?

>>528276987
this but femgoblin

>>528278193
Into the trash it goes.

>No Draeneis
Unironically why not for Epoch

Turtle paladins were a mistake

Fuck gnome priestesses.
Bring GOBLIN priestesses instead.

Where is Dostor/Burok?

Will Epoch have abortion clinics?

>>528209245
>You cant make this shit up, turdle is literally the pserver thieves
Who cares? Starting with the fact that all pservers are thieves of a) Blizzard's game b) breaking OSS licenses by not sharing their modifications to azerothcore/mangos. I would like to see turtle (and epoch if it doesn't flop) doing a lot more thieving as it gets me the player more/better content.

>>528279653
b is not true for chromie though???

>>528279653
Every Wrath server cooperates with each other with debug and fixes, turdle as Shenna and Crogge does the same shit from elysium and rips off others like Tony Khan and AEW

>>528278117
>Will Epoch have dungeon finder?
ooof, not even the queue but walk to dungeon system from turtle? not even the shitty "post an ad for tank and healer" system from classic? it's immeasurably gay not to have one of these two systems in 2025.

>>528279743
yea that guy is an OSS autist and his entire shtick is sharing changes. a certified "good guy" to be sure.
>>528279837
do they? that's good, gives me hope for humanity.

>>528279853
Exactly. I'm too old for that shit. Can't take it anymore. I won't be playing there. I'm a simple man.

>>528280038
>he shills gAyEW
how to spot xhr tranny server enabler

>>528280038
Every wrath server cooperates, one best example being Chromie autists.
In fact if Gunship ever gets fixed, even blizzard will probably use the fix chromie made into the still up wrath servers.

>>528279853
>>528280085
TBC meeting stones so its allright

how successful will a futa dwarf be on turtle

>>528281089
shit for leveling but you can switch racials to futa tauren at 60

>>528280962
No, it's not alright. Scrolling through chat to find a group is awful. Summoning is just the iceberg tip.

>>528282309
Do you think you’re going to struggle to find groups on a fresh server? Lmao. Epoch having working summoning stones is better than Turdle’s shitty group finder anyways, saves so much time.

>>528281226
?

>>528283227
Its all fun and games while fresh... until it's not.
Good luck leveling an alt two months in.

>>528283691
Retardo I’ve had to wait 30+ minutes on Troondle while leveling on it recently. Cuck finder doesn’t make anything easier.

What's the best Tank for turtle I want to play while waiting for epoch.

So, what was wrong with holy strike being a queued ability like heroic strike? The new holy strike feels like a wet noodle, and sharing cd with crusader strike doesn't help. In turtle.

>>528284227
Yeah, it's the worst. Ret paladins really have it rough

>>528284032
Paladin/Druid >>> Warrior >>>>>>>>> Shaman

>>528283691
I have to wait a long time on turtle though.

>>528149192
filter list:
everything
leave the thread
don't come back

>>528271584
i think i used to get letters from her but i didnt know who she was lol

>>528282309
they did say they're going to add dungeon queues some time later. they won't add RDF with teleport that's for sure and I support that. RDF turns people into soulless bugs.

>>528284832
its the same retarded bot that plagues other threads too

>>528285291
She never sent me letters...

>her
>she

>>528288265
what is ãõĩÿüķï up to these days?
i hope she is having fun wherever she is gone
she was a beekeeper and i respect that a lot she is important to everyone

Filter list:
/ãõĩÿüķï/i;boards:vg

>>528288607
he left you dry and all you have to show is sticky male saliva on your pixy stick gamer neck. he's gona on to greener pastures. maybe vr chat with an ai voice changer to trick an endless supply of f@1l3d m@l3s

>>528274315
project epoch

Alilandra total spent: 35g 11s 75c
Asalys total spent: 61g 12s 81c
Daddyxissues total spent: 7g 53s 91c
Demoncake total spent: 87g 47s 95c
Demonprince total spent: 154g 58s 19c
Elicia total spent: 43g 91s 36c
Eliora total spent: 72g 11s 37c
Felkiss total spent: 67g 10s 26c
Femboysocks total spent: 30g 38s 33c
Fuutank total spent: 147g 4s 17c
Himecut total spent: 186g 39s 17c
Johntankman total spent: 226g 60s 96c
Juliara total spent: 190g 71s 41c
Kitez total spent: 8g 82s 36c
Kotofanya total spent: 22g 24s 90c
Retia total spent: 151g 15s 67c
Rickslick total spent: 21g 52s 66c
Seilie total spent: 26g 15s 73c
Sheld total spent: 85g 55s 36c
Stabdotexe total spent: 113g 50s 74c
Telol total spent: 74g 85s 11c
Therin total spent: 59g 38s 18c
Thurim total spent: 144g 17s 34c
Tonimeow total spent: 11g 40s 45c
Undeadwaste total spent: 7g 94s 70c
Valendrissa total spent: 151g 50s 59c
Wafflower total spent: 5g 55s

Can you use the Midsummer food buffs in raids or not? I dont wanna waste time doing the quests if not

>>528289310
You can't shame that which is shameless.
I'm still not farming gold.

>>528289265
Aoiyuki looks like that?

>>528289310
forgot waffle

Lexiebean my beloved.....

>>528286298
whoever it is seems to really hate turtle wow lol

>>528289310
Kitez... what's going on big guy...

>>528289310
ain't no way john "leech" niggerman spent that much

>>528289837
Consecrated Sharpening Stone 2 (7g 37s 98c)
Elixir of Fortitude 3 (2g 84s 49c)
Elixir of Giants 3 (3g 70s 50c)
Elixir of Poison Resistance 15 (20g 81s 25c)
Elixir of Superior Defense 3 (6g 22s 32c)
Elixir of the Mongoose 3 (5g 29s 11c)
Flask of the Titans 2 (133g 99s 68c)
Gift of Arthas 5 (2g 59s 40c)
Goblin Sapper Charge 6 (10g 13s 82c)
Greater Fire Protection Potion 1 (1g 47s 68c)
Greater Shadow Protection Potion 1 (5g 21s 92c)
Hardened Mushroom 11 (10g 98s 24c)
Healing Potion - Major 1 (39s 55c)
Rumsey Rum Black Label 8 (2g 49s 44c)
Spirit of Zanza 2 (5g 18s 94c)
Winterfall Firewater 4 (7g 86s 64c)

>>528289986
>Flask of the Titans 2 (133g 99s 68c)
what a cuck lol

>>528289705
i was surprised i didnt die much except to the safety dance

>>528289787
>hating turdle
You don't to be a bot to hate that garbage server

>>528288607
probably in a better place now
last i heard from her was that she wasn't playing vidya much

>>528289310
Where's Jib?
Where's Elaynna?
Where's Torzag?
Where's Aoi?
Where's Sunethil?
Where's Fish?
Where's Gargoth?

>>528290637
oddly enough fish was in that raid
gargoth went to visit sylma in prison
elaynna is dead, didn't listen to the train horn warning
jib is [REDACTED]
aoi? who?
sunethil was there but invisible
torzag quit

>>528289310
>>528289986
Do you manually calculate all the consumables?

>>528289310
>Wafflower total spent: 5g 55s
Fucking based.
>Johntankman total spent: 226g 60s 96c
>Himecut total spent: 186g 39s 17c
Bruh

>>528293154
https://github.com/melbaa/summarize_consumes

>>528290637
rolling credits:
>Sunethil
Valendrissa
>Jib
Erp with the cheapest game Trade District has on offer
>Torzag
Trying to break Gerra's chastity
>Aoi
VRChat
>Elaynna
Erp with Scarlets
>Fish
Finding a new ear to complain to
>Gargoth
Taking Skoll to a mental hp clinic

>>528289310
Sunder Armor Summary (trash and boss counts)
Fuutank 293 294
Himecut 130 136
Johntankman 57 153
Daddyxissues 1 23

I've got like no motivation to do anything in turtle because epoch is about to come out. Are any fun servers alive and not dogshit?

>>528294006
fuu is just built different from these chuds, maybe i was wrong. even if he is a degenerate faggot he's also a better player.

>>528294120
turtle. still got a month brother, might as well play it until 'poch.

>>528294136
shame fuu will throw away all his skill in a shit guild for the chance to shit in eli and asa's mouth

>>528294256
Fuck, I thought it was this month. Why does English have two four letter J months right next to each other

>>528294416
god i wish, i'm also immediately abandoning turtle for epoch but i also don't have any other games to main right now so i'm stuck on turtle.

>>528289310
Noth

convince me to sign to aq40

>>528294871
cute rogues

>>528294871
How? Literally anything else is a more worthy use of time than wow raiding.

fem nelves have such good animations it's not fucking fair

>>528295178
I hate their cheer

>>528294871
kill bugs

>>528295316
that's probably their worst animation but everything else is 10/10

>>528295178
I don't like that if you run with a large twohander out she smashes it into her face repeatedly

>>528295507
but their 2H combat animations are incredible, especially polearms.

>>528294416
>ESLpoch
oh nonono

>>528294416
>English
Anon I...

>>528295316
Their clap isn't great either, bit too bouncy.

i might sign up if i get erp at the end of aq40 u dont get it i need it badly or i will go insane

Turtle sisters, please redpill me on troll regen
Is stacking spirit/hp5 on a troll rogue worth it?
Does it make any difference at all during leveling?
If I have access to jewelcrafting rings, would the hp5 rings be more valuable than the attack power rings?
I heard spirit troll warrior was fun but i'm not sure this also applies to rogues

>>528296652
no lmao troll regen is like a meme racial, quite possibly the single most worthless racial at any given time of the game's existence, vanilla, retail, pserver

>kek
What?
>I just find that funny
Well why didn't you say that? And if you wanna talk like a fuckin' greenskin, I'll send you to slip and safe fall school.

>>528296791
Tauren bonus stamina is way worse. By far.

>>528296652
But then, in the spaces between the gathering crowds, I see something. Someone. The smirk on my face deteriorates. .. it's one of the Horde. A Troll.

I thought I had destroyed Arathi Basin. I thought I had won the Battleground. But all that time--

--But all that time--...

.. there he was. Just standing there. Regenerating 5, health,

per

second.

I glared at the Troll.

The Troll glared back at me.

Silence flooded the world.

"And there's nothing you can do about it," the Troll whispered.

>>528275501
stop telling people to play what i'm going to play!!!!

I will be making fem gnome guild on Epoch, stay tuned.

>>528297616
i kneel to troll superiority

Bros.. july 26th seems so far away...

>>528297971
*knocks on cage*
you're telling me...

>>528296652
better with some classes then others. a player named absolon played prot warrior in bgs as a troll warrior and could solo multiple melee players keeping full hp due to vampirism/spirit
he now plays a tauren but he's race switched multiple times due to faction imbalance on pvp among other reasons.

>>528250323
not in fmc

>*charges at you with BoF, Thorns, FAP, LIP, every Elixer, every food buff, three hpaladins, two priests and a rdruid pocketing her 24/7*

Literal perfection. Will have 60% Stun Resistance on Epoch too, tick-tock mudhuttie no-shoes, your Reckoning is coming....

LFM

>>528294785
zased wafflowerchad

>>528298707
fuark dood

>>528298707
>chase someone too far
>healers abandon you
>mogged by picrel
every time

>>528298707
>gets solo'd by a hunter pet
oof