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>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC and PS5 where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible within a procedurally generated area while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations a planet can be completely liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is the origin of the setting and basic gameplay formula of HELLDIVERS 2. The major difference is that HELLDIVERS is a top-down shooter, its mechanics being based primarily on Arrowhead's first game Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/

>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview

>MAJOR NEWS
May 13 1.003.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516335345719051928
May 20 Heart of Democracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmXtgHs2ODg
Jun 10 1.003.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516337874624317890
Jun 12 Force of Law https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHuOJoeXdYA


>LATEST PATCH
Jun 17 1.003.103 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/580514905803724132

Justice next week. Source: I made it up.

>>528195571 (OP)
2B...

>>528195571 (OP)
Sell me on the Halt.

who is feeling silly? i have food right now but i want to get silly, you feeling silly?

>>528195206
LAUGH AT THIS NIGGA

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243468232775/76561198086479783 D10 Bots

>>528195825
its the only medium pen shotgun, with the bonus of being able to switch to stun rounds at any time. really helps when being jumped by things like stalkers

>>528195825
You can save retarded teammates from dying to a charger.

>>528194057
this is what your mentality actually looks like in reality

>>528196368
>its the only medium pen shotgun
the slugger?

>>528196326
3/4

the stealth warbond is next isn't it
the great shitstorm of our time

I want to be able to call in the break action shotgun you sometimes find on bodies, just for the memes

>>528195825
If you want medium pen with spread, you can use the halt
If you don't want spread, you can use the slugger.

Basically the same profiles, but the halt can hard cc chargers and pred strain. Weak fucking stagger so I wouldn't bring it to predator strain honestly. Normal bugs it's godly.

If you want a primary that does a lot of everything it's solid, but if you wanna use everything in your loadout take slugger.
Shit on bots unless you need a close range option for zerkers and like stun, haven't tried it on ayys too much but it does stun flesh pounds.

>>528196719
i fucking love that thing

>>528196659
why would a stealth warbond cause a shit storm?

>>528174368
>Squids are kidnapping people, genesplicing them, melding them into giant monsters, killing civilians, and from the new cities putting people into matrix pods for some purpose. Again, super earth are the facist bad guys, but are the squids really the good guys?
The original Illuminate from HD1 were chill, enlightened (hah) high tech religious faction that initiated peaceful first contact with Super Earth, classic trope of seeing humans as misguided kids. But SE pulled a Saddam and preemptively attacked them for "security" because they had "WMDs", except they never had any, it was SE that wanted their tech to make them (dark fluid).
Despite the tech advantage they weren't really built for the crushing gears of war like the rest and had low population, so their remnants packed out and fled to another galaxy.

They apparently spent a century building up their new hood and gearing up for revenge so when SE opened the wormhole by accident they sent forces back with new toys to use. They mutate humansand make cyber-organic war machines because they don't have the population numbers to waste as fodder.
Are they "good"? Not anymore, surely, but they're pretty justified.

>>528196659
>Hey arrowhead you planning on buffing smoke and EMS?
>We're looking into why it's so low in pick rate

Maybe, but after this update I think it's fair to say a lot of retards can't into stealth mechanics.

>>528196898
prideful killmoggers would screech, perceiving their sacred "playstyles" as challenged and attacked by an alternate approach
the hold m1 crowd would wonder about the point of not engaging a patrol or static group when you don't have to
that leaves like one in 20 divers excited for items that let them sneak better

>>528196326
join the lobby
this is a threat

>>528195571 (OP)
This is one bot I'd salute heartily

>>528196326
Full

>>528197080
anon suggested a camo backpack a couple threads ago, I like that idea. and of course suppressors. everyone wants those.

>>528197190
Honestly sneaking only would be shit.
Id like shit like being able to draw aggro with something besides the shield generator, or just being able to go invisible for a time to reposition/drop aggro.

I think stealth is gay, but tools to manage aggro for light armor would be really nice. Same even for heavy armor, just with how often you get surrounded.

Like an active cloaking backpack

>>528196591
at least I dont have a babyrage and kill my teammates

i like squids

>>528197072
>Not anymore, surely, but they're pretty justified.
They're not. Any action aliens take against humanity cannot be justified.

>>528197981
I kneel Free of Thought LORD...

>>528197523
>Id like shit like being able to draw aggro with something besides the shield generator
you mean like the thing THAT THE FIRST GAME HAD THAT WOULD TAKE 2 MINUTES TO IMPLEMENT?

>>528197682
With how popular SEAF-chan is, I can't imagine how people would latch on to an overseer with boobs

>>528197523
>manage aggro for light armor would be really nice. Same even for heavy armor, just with how often you get surrounded.
380mm exists
120mm exists
500kg exists
etc

Speaking of.
I think the most broken shit you can do in this game is just pick up a guy's empty resupply pack.
Might not sound like much but for every person that picks it up you're effectively doubling the ammo and stims of the party. And God forbid if everyone takes a solid red or green instead of the blue slot they would have taken.

Like just to get super autistic here.
I honestly don't think arrowhead is aware of how much of a difference extra strategems on the board gets you. Because so much shit in the game changes that. Like the 25% cool down mod to your strategems is so massive, its basically like playing on difficulty 12 or 13 with the way they balance the game.
I could go on, but it's fucking horrifying looking at how shambly the balance is in this game.

despite how fucking annoying these guys are, it would be really funny if they were added, how would you add them in?

>>528198663
support weapons not being limited to 1 use anymore like they were in HD1 definitely means they envisioned players sharing their support weapons and backpacks
problem is support weapons are very strong, and you can't rely on pubs to share with you so taking all reds or all greens is still a huge risk

>>528198581
Huh?
I don't think you read that right, I'm talking about aggro and pulling attention away from yourself because you don't have tools with your armor normally to mitigate the enemies mechanics.
Eg running from melee or taking less damage from range.

How is it that bots are the least annoying faction right now? Can't see shit on bugs and there's so many gear checks that it really limits what you can bring, and everything surrounding leviathans is so gay. Bots really are the only faction to fight that feel like there's nothing truly bullshit about it, everything has a weak point that can be approached with a multitude of weapons, and nothing really contributes to deaths that feel unavoidable.

>>528198852
>Reasons to bring shotguns to botfront, exhibit B

>>528198852
Honestly?
If I were AH I'd just reuse a lot of the ai behavior from pred strain hunters.

>>528198852
Hunters but without the ability to leap, easy, makes them faster than Berserkers but without the overall speed and melee potential of bugs while also being fragile enough so that they aren-t too annoying to deal with while in a firefight. Easy.

>>528198663
Taking a support weapon but leaving the back slot open gives you the best of both worlds, a lot of power but the chance of a zero slot cost pickup from your mate. I often do this when on AMR.

>>528199154
bretty good, it would be cool if they had a handler bot or something, kinda like an upgraded scout that calls in a drop when the hound finds a player.

>>528198978
Bugs have always been shitty, but predator steain took them to the next level of being swarmed from all sides. Squids are boring and so buggy that it isn't fun to play against them. Bots have variety, are balanced, and frankly more interesting to fight.

>>528198852
as armored as devastators but as agile and lethal as pred hunters

>>528196619
nobody uses the slugger

>levi shines light
>take cover
>mov- shines light again
>take cover
>mov- shine light again
can this thing target other people for fucks sake?

>>528199753
you vill get ragdolled by the flying death ray
you vill play the MO
you VILL buy warbonds

>>528198575
furfaggotry

>>528198978
bots are where the game gets to be a tactical sandbox
bugs and squids derail it into run&gun master chief action movie absurdity
you like a more tactical and less random game, simple as

>>528198978
bots folding to one man armies is why they suck

>>528196619
Slugs don't count as a shotgun, unless you're being pedantic, when it behaves far closer to the lever and bolt action rifles then it does it's shotgun brethren.

>>528199753
>missile defense
>flashlighted
>look around
>crickets
>still flashlighted
>this goes on for thirty seconds
>levi finally floats into view from out of bounds

>>528197682
They're ok, could do without the sky cancer though.

>>528198978
no I don't think it's good that the bots are solved by the amr

>squids really do look like this

why tf cant they make the armor icons sprites? why are they ALL 3d models?

>>528198884
They need to not be on a 6 minute cooldown if they want people to share. That's 1/2 to 1/3 of the mission duration that I'm running around without significant firepower in exchange for what? Another offensive stratagem where you're already suffering heavily from diminishing returns due to both running out of great ones for the front and already having enough uptime with your existing ones?

>>528198852
AP3 front.
Ap2 sides that insta kill em to encourage cross fire support.
Weak to gas but not EMS..
Maybe weak to stagger.

Bout one slugger face shot worth of HP.
Have a howl animation that's louder for the player they're targeting.

>>528200680
okay so you want more armor on bot weakpoints, heavier bot offense and defense, so you can't just BTFO them with a space m82? I agree

>>528200960
>Significat firepower
Kek. barrages, eagles, and turrets are so much better than any rando with a Recoilless Rifle that its funny.

>4 shots from Commando now eliminates one Leviathan wing
Does this fix them enough for the babies?

>>528198978
>Goes prone
>Takes 5 business days for an enemy to get to me
>Click it in the face with my laser accurate gun and it dies

>>528201584
I want them gone

>>528201643
this

>>528201584
you are genuinely retarded if you think that would help at all

>>528201391
I trust a retard with barrages, eagles, and turrets even less since they're far easier to TK with then a support weapon.

>>528201584
No what they need to do is make it so a recoiless kills them in one shot. Otherwise their community might get upset.

>>528201584
No, they need to die as soon as you press Q on them, that's the least I'll take

>use s-smoke or cover?
>No Ive played the game long enough, I'm him
>Walks out into the open
>ACK
>WTF IS THIS SHIT

Ok ok we hear your complaints about the leviathan ragdolling with semi accurate aoe shots. To fix this we are taking away the aoe and ragdolling from the leviathan but also significantly increasing the accuracy to compensate. Expect the lasers to hit you directly, but no ragdolling.

>>528202315
Sounds tone deaf enough for Arrowhead to actually do it.

>>528202315
Based desu.
As long as the window before they start firing remains the same I don't see the problem.

>>528202295
It's not fun when a game makes obscuring visuals an intended core mechanic.

>>528200850
With how the shot is framed, the illuminate appear to be 12-ft tall.

>harvesters
>Bring stun
>Flesh mobs
>Bring gas
>Leviathans
>Bring smoke

Honestly the entire faction is easy with smoke if you just focus objectives and don't fuck around shooting things.

>>528202295
>Hide behind a wall
Squids clip through anyway
>Smoke
More like cope. I've had them still fire on me while prone inside smoke
>Muh bubble
Cool, now you can can stay in one spot for thirty seconds and thin the voteless, but good luck aiming that cannon and you might as well quit if a fleshmob decided to rampage through.

>"Just do everything you can to avoid actually playing against the squids"

>>528202820
Lmao I know a guy that had the exact same issue and bitched about both games.

Why isn't it fun? Isn't cover just obscuring visuals too?
You can also take shield generator, it honestly works better than smoke.

so this faggot's just going to be samefag shilling for smoke now?
play the game you fucking retard

>>528202987
>bring gas dog today instead of the usual gun dog because the gun dog has felt like it spends more time staring than it does shooting lately
>fleshmobs just stand there the moment gas touches them
yeah honestly. you still have to clear chaff which can become a problem but holy fuck is it absurd

>>528202851
That statement just gave me some serious HD1 flashbacks.
We didn't have hordes of wandering zombies though...

>>528202973
>More like cope. I've had them still fire on me while prone inside smoke
The way they work is retarded. If it targeted you and has begun charging, it will keep tracking you. After that, they wont track or fire on you anymore.

>>528203057
>Isn't cover just obscuring visuals too?
Not in a third person game.

>>528203057
Have you retards even tried the things you suggest? a fucking shield gen will keep you safe for five seconds at most before a leviathan tears through it

>>528202973
>More like cope. I've had them still fire on me while prone inside smoke
I've walk into smoke and they just drop vision on me instantly. Like walk in walk out

>But what about the rest of the faction I have to play against
Use your guns?

I haven't touched Illuminates since SE.

>>528203215
It blocks the leviathan shots well, problem is the leviathan is never the only thing shooting you

WHEN ARE WE FUCKING GETTING ICONS ON WHICH SUPER DESTROYER WE OWN
WE HAD THEM FOR FUCKING SUPER EARTH!
WHERE DID THEY GO ARROWHEAD? WHY DO I HAVE TO BLOW A STRATAGEM FIRST TO FIND OUT WHICH IS MINE EASILY?
NIGGER

>>528203215
Have you?
I havent had my shield gen pop once in the city map. Voteless flock to the generator and because it's so tanky I can just pop shots at them while they try n chew through its fat HP pool. Same goes for fleshpounds. Which also bounce off the shield funny enough.

>>528203505
>because it's so tanky
Pfft lol no

>>528203343
>Blocks leviathan shots
>Blocks overseer shots
>Takes aggro from voteless
The only thing that will pop it is the harvester.
So just shoot it.
I don't even think the gunships can pop it.
Like the squid faction has such insanely low DPS.

>>528203659
Okay, now give us a scenario you didnt make up in your head.

>>528203656
>Shield generator
>450 HP
>Voteless
>25 damage

That's pretty tanky imo.
The flesh pounds do roughly the same damage too.

>>528203815
Oh okay >>528203659

Play the game, stop bitching online.
At this point I'm spoon feeding you how to play

>>528203659
>>528203870
Anons, we are playing on Super Helldive not Hard - 5

>>528203815
>>528204032

>>528204131
No you're not, you're playing bitch on a Korean cartoon parlor and not the game.
I've done a shit ton of lvl 10 missions in the city map. It's NOT that bad. Shield generator is a really good pick

>>528203659
Okay, so you place it down in the middle of no-where without any enemies or objectives nearby because... that's the only way this actually works

>>528203815
>>528204131
the shield has 4000 HP and regenerates 400 hp per second
flying overseers do 35 damage a shot

>>528203439
It's broken. No we won't add it to the known issues list. No we won't fix it. Keep buying those super credits!

>>528194385
Well, xe certainly showed me...

>>528204367
Okay, yes. Were all very impressed with your creative storytelling but we dont play D3.

>>528204347
If you play on difficulty 3 maybe.
This is honestly just going around in circles though.

Reminds me of a situation last night
>Some guy being a smartass about leviathans
>Decide to watch him
>Hes at extract
>He throws down the cuck chair right in the open
>Leviathan targets him
>He goes flying through the air
>Dies
Ohhh.... THATS how you deal with leviathans!

>>528204347
leviathan defenders don't actually play the game if that wasn't obvious already
>>528204367
it is also a huge target and leviathans fire in rapid volleys. Nigger. Leviathans also have projectile and explosive damage

>>528204827
>leviathan defenders don't actually play the game
They do. They play on D3.

>>528202315
Bruh, they already insta-disintegrate you randomly, I think its safe to say they're bugged. Between them and the random Stingray flybyes, I'm honestly feeling like Squids exist to show the player what its like when we call an eagle or orbital on the enemy

>>528197682
Me too

>be arrowhead
>Listen to your community and give every enemy a huge telegraph and wind up
>Low damage, so if you get hit you have time to think and react
>Faction isn't countered by one form of CC need to think about what you prioritize and bring
>Actively show people how to hard counter them by using city streets and hard choke points to funnel the chaff

>Everyone : WHAT THE FUCK THIS FACTION IS BULLSHIT WHY CANT I KILL EVERYTHING WITH AP4 OR 2 LIKE ITS BOTS?

>>528204904
D5, my mistake.
Why the fuck does "Trivial" and "Challenging" even exist?

>>528204638
also youre a smug insufferable piece of shit and should probably consider dying yourself, hes trying to point something out and inspite of the gayness of the leviathan he promptly creates a situation where a solution is to be had, and you just observe not being about solutions, only mocking those who come near them and fail, for living essentially, thats what life is, a series of problems you have to solve.

>>528205076
So I can sneak around and collect SC unchallenged
>>528205007
And I thought being angry at the game was sad, you don't even play and sound livid

>>528205007
Ok, how does this play out on normal maps? You know, where they are an actual constant issue and elevated enough that anything smaller than a building won't be able to cover you? From the four, instantly respawning leviathans constantly circling you and the objective?
kill yourself

>>528205216
Were you the guy? Youre awfully upset about this.

>>528204827
>Leviathans also have projectile and explosive damage
It got nerfed to 350 damage per shot. The explosion doesn't do more than 50 because it doesn't 1 tap people near the radius.

By the time the next volley comes it has already has regenerated the damage. The only thing that can pop it fast is harvesters.

Lobby doko

the leviathan apologist sounds exactly like a reddit/discord faggot that glazes arrowhead all day so i'm inclined to believe that exactly what he is and will be ignoring his posts from now on

>>528205280
Easy.
I don't pick the leviathan modifier.

I like this design more than the one with cat ears.

>>528205584
From what I've seen, they actually hate leviathan more than you guys do.

>>528205565
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243474424531/76561198347434815
D10, Lobby votes

>>528205803
3/4

>>528205803
2/4

>>528205742
me too. Tell me what theyre called and I'll use them.

>>528205803
Full

>>528205803
>>528205927
fvll

>>528204638
God bless whale hunters

>>528205416
no im not, im awfully upset youre so awful.

>>528206317
He chose his path.

>>528206026
I don't know what they're called, I just think they look cool.

>>528206246
they do what we cannot do, and they do it in spite of how futile it is,
how people mock them, how they get tk'ed, sabotaged,
they believe in whats right and they know whats right, inspite of the whales that surround them,
and the internal enemies.

Gar Haren. Home.

remember to report avatarfags

whale hunt steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243475410145/76561198088743007

>>528206769
>Gyar Hyaren

>>528205491
No it doesn't. Here's footage from just now of the shield being broken by roughly 6 shots from one leviathan (off screen and just before the clip, spread out over two volleys) and then another volley from the leviathan in the clip. The volley from the 2nd leviathan happened four-five seconds after the shots from the first one, so it should even have healed most of that damage from the first volley.
Thoughts?

>>528206769
Gay Harem. Homo.

>>528206774
I think Leviathans aren't fun to fight against.

>>528206913
AI-generated chinese mod lobby

>>528206984
they're annoying, just like the bot turrets that fuck you over once they get a sniff of your presence

>>528206843
full

>>528198852
I don't want them in. They're silly. Automatons already have tons of silly shit. I want them to feel like a serious threat, not cartoon villains.

If Leviathans are fine, then why aren't Squid planets generating with SAM sites anymore?

>>528207556
because you're not supposed to kill them

>>528207143
I'm honestly ok with things like bot turrets and strider turrets, since whenever I get fucked over it's simply my fault for not dealing with them in a timely manner, which makes it feel a lot less annoying.

>>528206913
>>528207556
Shut it down. You're ruining the narrative.

>>528207556
I think it's genuinely because sweden broke SAM sites on squids

>>528207556
This is the worst part. I remember when Squids first dropped, how fuckin fun it was watching all their ships get shot down by a nearby SAM site and being forced to dodge the giant falling debris. The devs and their dick suckers will never say why SAM sites are allowed on bots but suddenly not Squids.

>>528207814
Naw it's because they trivialized the fuck outta squids on release, and the mission would just be rolling dice until you get a sam site because it'd auto kill levvies

I hope for PvPvE, like invasions.

>>528207935
>olling dice until you get a sam site because it'd auto kill levvies
There has never been a mission with Leviathans and SAM sites spawning at the same time. Prove me wrong.

>>528206913
Must be different behavior in the open maps

>>528207874
it ruins sub objective variety too
i'm so fucking sick of SEAF sharty and gaydar station

>>528207874
>The devs and their dick suckers will never say why SAM sites are allowed on bots but suddenly not Squids.
Automatons are socialists therefore they suck at SEAD
Squids are not socialists and are capable of SEAD
Shrimple.

SAVE MY GENERAL!!!
>>528193374
>>528193374
>>528193374

>>528206546
I think the tag would be robot ears or some shit. Was common back in The Day when anime had a ton of robot girls like Nuku-Nuku and Mahoromatic

>>528208205
>SEAD
Have it happen in real time. I want to see a Leviathan or Stingray target a destructible SAM site. As long as the SAM sites keeps them busy for five minutes.

>>528208273
What's even happening over there, you guys being raided?

>>528208273

>>528206913
My thoughts are that Leviathans are the worst designed enemy in the game.

>>528208501
local tripfag is chimping out and spamming the link in every general
another day in the office

>>528206546
>>528208293
Antenna ears/robot ears seems to do it.
Helldivers 2

>>528208273
Send in the furry shit and cp guy

>>528205076
They're strictly training wheels for on boarding people who are new to shooters. You'd be surprised just how bad people are when they've never picked a game up before.

>>528208273
>use GFL skins mods in HD2
>never have to touch a shitty GACHA
>GFL skins mods are free
Feels good.

>>528205076
so you can fight boss mobs reliably and test how their break points work

The current city maps with Leviathans are clearly leading up to new "story" where the new enemies will be revealed. No sense in complaining, just liberate the planet and get excited for next liberation

>>528208915
series went downhill anyway

>>528205803
3/4

>illuminate have like a 55% participation rate
Lmao.

>>528209239
the pods on the apartment buildings are clearly for humans undergoing a new, more refined illuminate conversion after the Voteless/Fleshmob failures
they will be the new four armed illuminate race going forward
I wonder if the overseers will die out entirely, and it'll just be the new converted humans running things one day?

>>528209387
Bacvk to full

>>528208757
Cool

>>528208915
the xcom-style gameplay was pretty fun, but grinding for my gunfu made shit so fucking boring and the seasonal character shit couldn't save it for me unfortunately

>>528206913
Don't fight them on open maps. They were designed for city maps.
Also I just tested this, the shield healed up the damage. It's more the fact that 4 leviathans spawn at a time plinking your shield.

https://streamable.com/ouxq70

Anyone taking lib pen over liberator?

>>528209563
AI man can you make her extra busty so I may imagine myself using her chest as cover

>>528209484
>aliens are cucks that want to get the BHC

>>528209748
strong on bugs, versatile and easy to aim if you don't wanna take ap3/4 on your secondary or support weapon for bots. Haven't tried it on ayys.

>>528206843
one slot open

Question for super earth jihadist

Do you even bring supplemental AT for heavies like EAT and laser cannons on bot front when you're bringing portable hellbomb? Or do you just use ultimatum and thermite for that

>>528209920
>strong on bugs
All I wanted to hear

>>528209760
I am not the Ai man, and I like her design as it is.

>>528209748
If you have nothing else, sure. I'd rather take the Scorcher or Scythe or just the basic MG to fill that role

>Scorcher/Purifier/Loyalist excellent against overseers and Fleshmobs
>See more people with breakers, lib pen, and other garbage
Why are randoms so shit? At least get the good stuff from the free warbond

>>528210497
It's because they don't have customization options. When's the last time you've seen a crossbow?

>>528210497
Lib pen can't be that bad on squids, it's a liberator

>>528210276
scythe doesn't deal ap3, and scorcher is SHIT for ammo

>>528210670
Crossbowshitters were a dying breed even before attachments

>>528210670
Eruptor is trendy now

>>528158775
I had to do some work but I did finish it, enjoy essex anon

>>528210849
>Silent, one-handed, explosive
>Shitters
Did you blow yourself up too many times?

>>528211109
American reading comprehension, everyone.

Nikke Crossover
Your helldiver gets an armour that gives them a fat ass.

>>528211285
kill yourself crossover
you live stream blowing your brains out and we watch

>>528210757
Scythe is a sleeper hit on all fronts. On bugs it's actually decent at chaff clear if you can aim, bots it's a zero recoil head clicker, and on squids you can sweep Voteless for headshots and down overseers once they catch on fire. You can also do passive damage to Fleshmobs in a pinch because setting them on fire does a decent amount of damage to them due to the fire changes. Similar with Alpha Commanders.

So don't hate on my pisslaser boy. I'll point it at u and it'll be picrel just u watch.

>>528210057
I bring both hellbomb and EAT, i'm just too stingy about when should i use the hellbomb

>>528211415
>kill yourself crossover
We already have martyr gear.

>>528210906
based

Whole lotta motherfuckers up in here outting themselves as not actually playing the fucking game

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Bots

>>528211285
Some of the armor is already quite padded on the rear

>>528211909
3/4

I don't play the game, I just jack off to Eravin and argue about Leviathans.

Automachuds
Termichuds
Illumichuds
Chuddivers

>>528211909
it's fucking fullllllll

>>528201584
Inshallah, there can be no peace until they are removed from the game.

>super earth's SAM sites are mysteriously absent when the leviathans appear
HMMM

>>528197523
>Id like shit like being able to draw aggro with something besides the shield generator,
It is possible to use explosive weapons as diversions. This is easiest with the explosive crossbow. If you see a patrol heading towards your team's position, then you can divert it by shooting the xbow in such a way that the explosion is heard by the patrol and they divert to investigate the explosion. It is easiest with the xbow because the report of the weapon itself is silent. It's still possible to do the trick with loud weapons like the eruptor or autocannon, you just run a higher risk of enemies detecting you. They'll probably be alerted by the sound of the report, but will be distracted by the sound of the impact if they don't see you before the impact. Grenades can be used as distractions in this way too, and of note the TNT with long fuse timer gives you more breathing room to reposition to take advantage of the distraction.

Finally, any turret can be used to divert a patrol. Enemies will not call in reinforcements unless they see a helldiver. So a turret can engage and potentially kill a patrol without summoning backup.

>>528211878
>defending leviathans
>belief that AP3 primaries are required
>thinks AT is required on bots
>thinks bots are the hardest faction
>thinks squids are fun
>thinks MOs aren't rigged
>thinks stun/crowd control is bad
>thinks AT is optional on bugs
>thinks stingrays are bullshit
>thinks flying overseers are bullshit
>thinks devastators are high threat bots
>thinks precision weapons are bad
>thinks mechs are bad
Did I miss anything?

>>528199154
>Hunters but without the ability to leap,
Give the doggos jetpacks. Make them extra explodey.

I hope the devs add a bullpup DMR in the stealthbond

>>528213952
based

>>528196591
This is just utilitarian mentality mixed with the spirit of self-sacrifice and what makes human society prosper, though.
Bikecuck did nothing wrong.

>>528205216
Uh oh meltie

>>528198978
>How is it that bots are the least annoying faction right now?
Because of excessive nerfs
>bots intentionally miss you now
>bots have finite ammo supply and then are stuck standing around with their limp dicks
>armor values nerfed across the board
>fabricators just get lollmaoed from every single direction
>rockets now mostly ragdoll you instead of gibbing you
>damn near every heavy target has a vital weakpoint that can let them be dunked on with middling AP weapons to the point where the factory strider is practically the only unit that makes bringing something heavier than the HMG appealing
>their tanks and turrets are ideal targets for the current iteration of Eagle Strafing run
In order for bots to even start having teeth again in D11 and beyond, then several of those nerfs need to be rolled back for the higher difficulties. Stuff like hardening their fabs so you actually need to target the vents, letting their AA tanks shut down eagles, giving them their ammo back, letting them deliberately target us again, etc.

>>528214225
Here's your integrally supressed DMR for the stealthbond.
Sorry about the bullpup tho.

>>528215104
Maybe Stoob will kitbash a bullpup version

>>528215291
Pick your poison.

>>528203294
Ain't touched that faction demo since the last splash update.

>>528214690
>This is just utilitarian mentality mixed with the spirit of self-sacrifice and what makes human society prosper
That's entirely fucking wrong though. Justifying the act of some cockfuck that only thinks about themselves instead of the rest of human society just leads to that very same degradation. You cared enough to work for something, the thief didn't, they don't give enough of a shit to care who their actions effect as long as it benefits them specifically.

If someone dies and needs a support weapon, I'll call in an extra so they don't have to wait 5 fucking minutes because that's a sensible thing to do. But if someone steals MY fucking support weapon like the world revolves around them? They die. Simple as.

>>528213952
leviathans are easy with the cuck chair, you just dont want to be forced to take it, admit it

>>528207935
SAM sites have limited ammo and do less damage than the planetary cannon which still took 3-4 shots. It's not doing shit to leviathans besides a temp. solution. There's no reason for them to not return especially now you can't even shoot down squid ships fast enough due to how tanky they are

Super Earth lost this war MONTHS ago.

The Amendment is good

>>528215858
>t. illegal broadcaster

>>528213952
>Did I miss anything
no

>>528215908
>that image
On the contrary, the Adjudicator is now kino because of weapon customization. That vertical foreskin really helps.

>>528214690
no bike cuck is lying through admission, he knows a nigger stole his bike, he doesnt want to admit it, you can see that through the idea with the person stealing it is sad, ie black suffering, so through that, he justifies that despite not knowing the human condition or the idea that society isnt a fixed thing, projecting his values onto an alien psychology to him, that they too are just sad and because of the sad they want to steal, hes telling much more with what hes not saying than what the comic actually says, applying his framework with an external observation on how civilization actually functions on a dynamic basis not through manufactured consent or propaganda, you can see hes almost running the numbers himself and trying to convince himself through convincing others.

>>528215858
Hello, Helldivers
It seems to me that some of you are poorly informed about the going of the war

Incel bots should have gotten a flame tank that can target you and cover your position in liquid napalm from a hundred meters away but AH will only ever make aerosol flamers that puff 5 meters for some reason.

>leviathans present both a persistent and relentless threat that cannot be ignored without consequences
>they also present an AT check, the only squigger unit that does so
To accommodate this threat, my team must now give up valuable strat slots to bring AT weapons to fight one single type of enemy and compromise our effectiveness in battle against the rest of the faction.
>.....OR
I choose operations that dont have leviathan blockade. Thus outmaneuvering my enemy, fighting where we are strongest and achieving decisive victory. Leviathans are badly designed, poorly implemented, and avoiding them is both logical and strategically sound. QED.

"You were there when we struck the Democratic Space Station. The first dreadnought came from the side. In the chaos that followed, you hardly had time to notice the other three bear down upon you. Do you know how long it took us to neutralize your greatest ship? Four minutes. In four minutes, the DSS, mankind's finest achievement, became a memory."

>>528216183
>AH will only ever make aerosol flamers that puff 5 meters for some reason.
For devs who gush about weapon realism, they really did not know better than this? Pathetic

>>528215858
IMPOSSIBLE. WHOMST COULD HAVE DONE THIS???

>>528215669
My general rule of thumb always has been that if a weapon/backpack is still in the pod and there's nobody around it's okay to take it but be prepared to give it back if needed. If it's on the floor next to a primary and/or a sample container it's untouchable. AT is always okay to take if you need to use it right the fuck now because there's a Factory Strider in everyone's face or something like that, but don't take reusable AT and run away with it. If I spot you without a backpack or support weapon I might get spare one for you but don't count on me autistically changing your diaper.

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i want to play squiggers

Ngl running the pacifier makes the game a tiny bit challenging because it takes longer to kill everything. Feels like the liberator before the buffs

>>528216183
They did more damage giving players a napalm barrage

>>528216896
You'd think all this would just be common sense and decency, but no.

>>528217164
i like it, but i cant use it too long or my chaff fatigue starts flaring up

>>528217164
Pussy. Use your fists, like a real man.

>>528216336
>my team must now give up valuable strat slots
I can solve Squids in three Stratagem slots, two if I lay down the Strafing Run crutch. Fourth slot is quite literally free on Squids, so I sometimes take Emancipator just to shoot down two Leviathans a pop when I'm bored. Cuck chair would be more effective but also boring.
>compromise our effectiveness in battle against the rest of the faction
Weapons that are effective against Leviathans are also so busted they melt rest of Squids anyway, nevermind ablative armour. The only exceptions are RR and Spear, I suppose, but both are actually so shit against Leviathans I'm not sure why people use them at all.

>>528217616
rr is more for harvestors, you have to empty an entire backpack and an more for a leviathan

>>528217893
RR is not for harvesters, total waste of a slot
just use MMG/MHG, an AP3 primary or the Senator

>>528214690
If I don't kill whoever stole my railgun/arc bitch, they will kill me without fail the next time I call them in.
They are very temperamental.

>>528218059
well you can suplement harvestors and justify it with leviathans if you run out of cuck chair ammo or it gets destroyed justifying the rr pick

>>528216130
There are too many logical fallacies in your post to take you seriously.
Nice pseudobabble, though. I bet you go hard at the barbeques.

How to make bots great again.
>increase accuracy slightly
>double fire rate of devastator handguns
>double mag capacity of all troopers, increase fire rate slightly
>increase movement speed of devastators
>decrease reload time of rocket devs, give 2 additional salvos of ammo
>increased gunship spawns: 3 per fabricator spawn, 10 total in patrol, and add 5 maximum total to normal patrols
>change hulk breakpoints to require 2 AT to its front armor
>change Annihilator and barrager tank behavior to keep their distance, double fire rate for their main cannons
>increase speed of Shredder tank to act more like a bot APC
>remove factory strider eye weakpoint
>make scrambler striders appear outside of patrols
>add factory striders to patrols
>triple ALL fabricator spawn rates
>make fabs immune to AT and require venting
>make all objectives only destructable by Hellbomb
>add trooper turret emplacements to all angles of every outpost
New shit
>add flamer trooper patrols as a rare spawn
>add AP3 armored troopers with heavier weaponry, spawned in large groups as their own threat
>add twin rocket and twin gun gunship variants
>twin chaingun devastator
>strider mini gun heavy devastator
>mobile artillery tanks
>tank division patrols
>devastator armored berserkers
>twin strider chaingun hulks
>gunship factory strider, jet trooper factory strider, and tank factory strider
My brain is buzzing I want to be in charge of designing bots so fucking bad.

>>528216637
>biggest coolest most awesome thing ever built
>gets blown up immediately in the first act
I hate this. Why is this a thing in fiction?

>>528218364
either you have insane white guilt or brown, or a crafty jew.

>>528216130
Holy fucking schizo.

>>528218486
Raises the stakes by making something that was seemingly untouchable into child's play, turning what was originally thought to be the top dog into the underdog. In other words, literally jobbing.

>>528218385
I cannot begin to imagine the crying this would bring if even half of this was implemented.

>>528218741
why are you acting like its something thats insane when its plain as day, everyone can see it

>>528218385
good ideas, i love them, i wish there were less bots but you couldnt just obliterate so many of them, and they were more accurate and dangerous, kind of like how hulks used to be.

>>528218385
Hmm, how about
>ragdoll lasers
>devastator rockets
>thats it
Leaked 9 months ago btw

>>528198852
Bots definitely need more melee units or a melee focused subfaction. Hounds would be a nice addition

Jegaaaaaa come take a look at this. I just took a big stinky helldiver.

>>528195571 (OP)

When are they going to fix the bug where a bunch of your capes all appear the same plain gray in the selection screen?

>>528218385
I love how everything you typed in doesn't kill any weapon, this is actually really well thought out.

>>528217605
Low T answer. Use your dick to fight.

>>528218385
I want Bot fast responders similar to the Helghast jet bikes. Like add a swarm of them with each bot drop and arm them with the strider gatling lasers.

>>528219641
When are we getting the plain grey cape I keep trying to select?

>>528217163
FINE BOTS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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>>528219189
AP4 Hulk Head.
Did you like it?

>>528220021
Already full?

>>528216756
>Realistic fire
>Arrow(through the)head

>>528220162
1/4

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I've got you bros. Don't know the bullshit the other faggot's lobby is on

>>528220212
Narrowhead was my favourite

>>528218906
Reddit would lose their shit for a week until they realized all it does is add variety and brings bots up to bugs and squids difficulty wise.
>>528219064
I think if the swede could code, a variance of high density cheap chaff vs low density high threat units would be awesome.
>>528219689
Thanks I love bots.
>>528219904
Would add to the list, requires entirely new code though. I tried to keep things within the existing framework for the most part.

>>528219189
>Concentrated light
>Impact
Make it make sense

>>528220278
Full

>>528220310
Me too. Implies swedish inbreeding deformities and that makes my dick tickle.

>>528220212
Saaaar. Our games are very believable, sar.

>>528220446
yeah full of my seed

>>528220021
fvll?

>>528218385
>I loved being permanently pinned down by two rocketdevs and having to wait for someone else to kill them

>some guy takes pacifier
>tell the squad about the fleshpound behavior when stunned
>immediately makes illuminate piss easier

>>528218385
Lets do this.
>increase accuracy slightly
Yes.
>double fire rate of devastator handguns
Yes.
>double mag capacity of all troopers, increase fire rate slightly
Yes.
>increase movement speed of devastators
Yes.
>decrease reload time of rocket devs, give 2 additional salvos of ammo
No.
>increased gunship spawns: 3 per fabricator spawn, 10 total in patrol, and add 5 maximum total to normal patrols
Hell no.
>change hulk breakpoints to require 2 AT to its front armor
No.
>change Annihilator and barrager tank behavior to keep their distance, double fire rate for their main cannons
No. non-RR chuds will shit themselves to death.
>increase speed of Shredder tank to act more like a bot APC
This but it should try to roadkill your ass.
>remove factory strider eye weakpoint
>make scrambler striders appear outside of patrols
Hell no.
>add factory striders to patrols
Yes. Dif8 and up.
>triple ALL fabricator spawn rates
No jeet troops and especially no flame troopers
>make fabs immune to AT and require venting
No.
>make all objectives only destructable by Hellbomb
AWWW HELL NAW.
make player hellbombs a highest priority target for maximum salt
>add trooper turret emplacements to all angles of every outpost
No.
>add flamer trooper patrols as a rare spawn
Yes.
>add AP3 armored troopers with heavier weaponry, spawned in large groups as their own threat
Makenit AP2 and you've got a deal.
>add twin rocket and twin gun gunship variants
Nah.
>twin chaingun devastator
Too kino for swiggers.
>strider mini gun heavy devastator
Redundant.
>mobile artillery tanks
Redundant.
>tank division patrols
Yes.
>devastator armored berserkers
Too kino for swiggers.
>twin strider chaingun hulks
Redundant.
>gunship factory strider, jet trooper factory strider, and tank factory strider
factory strider that spawns factory striders

>>528220540
I GAVE UP BECAUSE SOME OTHER ANON HIJACKED MY SHIT, SORRY BUBBY

>fleshpound
Opinion discarded.

>>528218385
>increase speed of Shredder tank to act more like a bot APC
I'd prefer a bespoke APC unit that also acted as a mobile fabricator for troopers.
Instead they should make Shredder fire at and damage Eagles, forcing them on cooldown, possibly disabling them even before they drop their ordnance or otherwise making it go off target. Rework Anti-Air side objective to not block Eagle call-in too.

>>528220627
ngmi

>>528220634
retard
killingfloorGODS run this place

>>528220624
>factory strider that spawns factory striders
And now I know this anon's fetish

lobby, squids
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>>528220828
Sex with Eagle-1

>Heh, stun weapons? Why not just shoot stuff to kill it? I'll take my harder hitting weapons, thanks
>AAAAAAAA WTF THIS PREDATOR STRAIN IS OP, THEY JUST RUN AT ME I CAN'T KILL THEM FAST ENOUGH HELP ME!!! IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY I COULD MITIGATE THEIR SPEED, WHICH IS WHAT MAKES THEM SO STRONG

>>528220778
Into the ground, maybe.

>>528220634
I've got several nicknames for them now
Flubbers
Flubbawubbas
Bloberts
Wobblebois
Gumslaps
Wibbles

>>528220652
Alternatively if you want existing code just make Shredders work exactly like anti-air emplacements but I think blocking call-ins is inherently less frustrating than not knowing about a hidden Shredder and losing your Eagle to it.

>>528220908
>"BUT DEATH IS THE BEST CC-- AAACCKKKKKKK IT COOMED ON ME AGAIN!! REINFORCE ME YOU USELESS FAGGOTS"

>>528220624
I like all the parts where you agree with him and dislike all the rest, this was pure autistic work here, he has been thinking about this for at least a month or two.

>>528220908
>>528221113
>ARROWHEAD, YOU HAVE TO NERF THE PREDATOR STR- ACK!!!

>>528220908
It's an ok bug weapon that is worse than the blitzer

>>528215858
Do you know how long it took us to neutralize your space station?.. FOUR MINUTES! In FOUR MINUTES, THE DSS, SUPER EARTH'S FINEST ACHIEVEMENT... Became a memory... hohohohohoho...

>>528221814
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Doxxed

>>528221007
I call them fleshmogs

what would be a leviathan equivalent for bugs and bots?

>>528221007
Those things works great for me, i don't need anything more.

>>528221984
Sorry, it won't happen again

Put on the jungle set. What skin colour is your helldiver?

>>528222137
>Bots
A hover carrier that just shits out gunships and has jumpjet hulks that dive off the sides
>Bugs
Mothra

>>528222268
kek, not that big of a deal.

>>528222275
Wait you can be anything other than white?

>>528221231
If 'he' has a problem with my infallible and universally correct takes, 'he' knows where to find me. I'm ready to rumble, anytime, anywhere.

>the factory strider should spawn as part of patrols only, watching a 3-story-tall beast being flow in by a craft half its size is very silly
>the factory strider that spawns factory striders spawns factory striders that get progressively smaller with each generation until they are the size of a dog

>>528198852
>the cyborgs turned their dogs into monstrous killing machines
>SE are the bad guys

>>528222137
Five barrager tanks bolted together with 300m psychic awareness riding hoverboards with 15khp total and an AP5 armor plate over their rocket tubes

>get thrown into retard zone shop defense
>they all have turrets but throw them into a giant hole
>nobody is shooting the shields off of the orbs
>one retard keeps throwing napalm ontop of existing minefields instead of waiting for them to be clear
>tryhard mode to turn it around
>they cant even shoot at fleshmobs to draw aggro
>entire plan seems to be throw a bad orbital and then RUN into it
>chucklefuck number 1 blows up the last generator with an orbital

>>528222137
a big worm that digs around and "telegraphs" its attack by ground particles that are buggy and only appear sometimes before one shotting every player in a deceptively large radius
arrowhead insists that it has a health bar and can be killed but it never surfaces long enough to be killed without generous luck and pre-setup emplacements
even if it's killed another one will just show up and attack again without warning anyway in five minutes

Jammer tower dropship
>Just drops a fat stinking jammer
>Leaves

>>528220908
predditor strain is literally
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banzai_charge
and what they used against this was
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stopping_power
but as always, a retard is going to retard

>>528222137
A command bunker, that can fly.

>>528222740
You have better stun weapons on bugs.

>>528222740
I'm lazy
/brapdog

>>528222961
Just headshot them with a talon, it's very easy

>squids have mind control
>automatons have human brains
>bugs are simple minded
why don't the squids just assimilate all factions?

>>528223490
I was trying to say that it's outclassed in it's own category

>>528223113
Can the brapdog run out of ammo? I know it has to dock at the backpack to refill, but Ive never seen it run dry.

>>528218385
>Rocket devastators now fire in a slight arc, with the intention being not to hit you behind cover but to stop them from being teamkilling fucktards
>heavy devastators now path to an area near a helldiver, not directly to him, in an effort to make them spread out and naturally form shield walls
>scout striders patrolling full speed in pairs, calling down bot drops
>armored scout striders without rockets
>bot apc ap4/5 all around, gatling turret that has an exposed gunner, spawns troopers periodically and also makes a new gunner for itself, gunner hatch serves as a fabricator vent
>bot IFV with fortress turret gun and reloading strider rocket that can be shot but doesn't kill the vehicle

>>528223582
Because they just have a vandetta against super earth.

>>528223582
>multi-faction combat
Too kino for swiggers. Much too kino.

>>528223582
They can hardly assimilate regular humans.

>>528220634
fpwwwwawaads

>>528223582
They're getting their shit pushed in ever since they first appeared and you want them to attack everyone else?

>>528220908
damage and mag size is too low to make use of the stun. If you have to reload it'll only keep the very last thing you shot stunned for long enough to keep it from closing the distance. Stalkers, for one.

>>528223840
Imagine contested planets with double or tripple the spawns and 3 to 4 way battles. God I pray that I wake up to this everyday.

>>528223582
They don't have qualms with the bugs or bots, and would rather just leave humanity's enemies to fester and distract Super Earth so that it takes some of the heat off of them.

Free Trade in 2 hours, motherfuckers.

>>528224416
Free trade what?

>>528224416
huh

>>528224087
>squiggers are having a hard time producing voteless/fleshmobs to fill their ranks because of all the super fluoride the humans have been putting in their own water supply
>implant-controlled terminids and re-programmed automatons start appearing on the battlefield instead.
You know what they say about dreamers and fools.

Aaiiieeee Jegaaaa save meeeeee

>>528223631
I've zeroed it but long after the next one was ready and heavy patrol engagement

N-

>>528224656
Also, doesn't the whole galaxy use bugs for ftl jumps?

4th faction should be uplifted apes that speak english

>>528218385
>Trooper squads are now divided in two - half of them shoot your position, half of them rush your position. Change roles every five seconds.
>Automaton Siege Strider, a Factory Strider with most of it's body replaced by a giant cannon - when it notices Helldivers it starts a lengthy setup process where it kneels down and deploys additional support legs, after which it starts shooting with the power of 500 kg bombs

>>528225061
Bots probably do, but the Illuminate have their own energy source.

>drop flame turret to the right
>throw a stun or stun lance a flesh mob
>runs right past me
>turret rips through them

>>528225381
newstorousefags kneel to greaterstorousechads

>>528223582
Enemy of my enemy

>>528225190
>automatons using real honest to god fireteam tactics
NNOOOOOO SMALL INDIE DEVS PLZ UNDERSTSND THE SAAARVERS CANNOT TAKE IT ITS TOO KINO
>Automaton Siege Strider
How to never win a defense mission ever again. EVER.

>>528225173

>>528218385
>Jeet brigade is now fully airborne and no longer does slow bot drops, instead preffering to jump off their drop ships at full speed. As a consequence they do not use heavy units like Tanks or Factory Striders outside of mission objectives, putting heavier focus on upgraded Troopers, Devastators, Scout Striders and Hulks that are supported by APCs and IFVs also equipped with jump jets, including an unique IFV variant with a Factory Strider turret.
Too kino for Swedes sadly.

>>528225629
what the fuck was this chomo's problem?

>>528225898
He had a sissyfication fetish and wanted to be emasculated by the demon of the UNSC

>>528225173
I dont wanta fight the british.

>>528226314
I'd accept it as long as Arrowhead adds a free modernized lee enfield primary

>>528225625
Bots would work much better if they actually used any sort of tactic that isn't conga lines.
I actually think they did, I distinctly remember seeing Heavy Devastators marching side by side in lines on release or gun troopers rushing you down.
There was a post a thread or two ago on how Bugs are a much more tactically competent enemy with fodder, flankers, breakthrough units, armored shield units, long range artilllery that stays in the back and all that other stuff that plays off each other while Bots effectively all play out exactly the same - they just walk and shoot at you, and as much as I love Bots over Bugs it made me realize current Bots are really fucking dumb because 90% of fighting them is deleting a patrol that slowly walks around a rock one by one like they're in a queue.

>>528222453
>The dogs are wired such that each kill floods the brain with pleasure signals, and the dogs feel no pain.

You think you are the only ones who know how to keep your units fighting Helldiver scum?

>>528226314
Fuck you wanker, you stupid mutt

>>528226475
fire bots

>>528226604
remember to vote green!

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>>528226801
They only work because of the Hulk. Flamethrower troopers are funny chain reaction fireworks you ignore for most od the mission and Devastators... are fine, but not really doing anything normal ones aren't.

>>528220828
chuddivers LOST

Bot fortress needs to have a guaranteed detector tower in it honestly. Should work like bugs where just shooting stuff until it's clear isn't the answer. You gotta push.

>Played with someone with a reddit creek flag
>Solo tranny
>Randomly launches ultimatum at wall without telling anyone and TK's the host
>When the squid drop happened on the objective they ran off
So this is how niggas did it in the creek, huh?

Which of the factions would actually fight each other? I'm assuming the terminids would just attack whatever they encountered. But squids and bots?

This finally got updated

https://youtu.be/1pj4YW0umJ8

>>528227948
If Squids got fully radicalized like they supposedly were they might view Bots as a Human offshoot that still deserves genocide.

>>528207245
>They're silly.
t. didn't play helldivers 1
sure they were easy to deal with but if you didn't kill them or sidestep them in time they would stunlock you and almost certainly kill you.
"attack dog that hunts you down, pounces on you, and holds you down so other enemies can finish you off" is the least silly thing they could add to the automatons.

>>528227948
In a perfect world. Which really REALLY would spice shit up something fierce. They would all fight each other simply over territory. I mean hell why are they fighting the Helldivers?

What I truly want to see is if there are sectors between two factions that touch. Those missions now have a chance of being faction split. Where the amount of enemies and patrols sky rockets, however they are just as hostile to each other as you. So the trick would be to get them to fight each other before sneaking in to complete an objective or wipe them both out after they are weakened or distracted. Being able to breach/warp/bot drop in would keep fights going for a long damn while. Have separate timing for ones you spawn versus ones they spawn towards each other.

Only way this works though is if there are a FUCK load of them. Otherwise it would always make things easier since their respective forces would be cut practically in half.

>exactly 40k divers on Alairt III

>>528223582
>Bugs all follow the hivemind, any squid who tried to dominate even a small bug would probably get one shot, and/or the bugs have insane immune systems that will kill any kind of parasite
>Automatons are almost entirely metal, not allowing for the modification we see in the voteless to take place

>>528224085
I use the halt vs pred strain and never run into this issue
Just shoot once, and use your secondary/support to headshot them

>Teamkills you
>Kicks you from the game
How do you respond by sounding extremely mad?

>>528229337
realize they are sick and twisted, and in league with satan and find comfort in christ

>>528227948
bots idk abut them on bugs it seems like they invents some new fuel (explodium) squids still need bug oil for FTL at least i assume so cause you can see the squid ships refueling on oil platforms. Bots and squids depends on whether or not the illuminate are out for genocide or just don't care what it takes to topple super earth gov

Heres an idea
>Guard dog
>Shoots rockets
>Slow reload
>Only long range
I call it "The Red Rocket"

>>528229337
By doxing their steam account

>>528225381
>town literally called 'shed'
what

>>528229530

>>528228918
>They would all fight each other simply over territory. I mean hell why are they fighting the Helldivers?
Bots were originally cyborgs, who were basically forced to augment themselves to put up with the inhospitable conditions of their planet mixed with basically forced labor. They tried to unionize, got fucking mulched and banished to the mines even harder, radicalized even harder, and are now back to fight for TRUE equality and revenge.

Squids were originally a peaceful race of aliens, but Super Earth wanted their squidtech. Humanity then falseflagged a WMD scare in order to stage a full out attack on their home planet, borderline genocided them, stole their technology, and them banished the few remaining survivors from the galaxy. They are now back for revenge, and will stop at NOTHING to exterminate humanity for what they've done.

Realistically, the Automatons might be so far gone from regular humans that the Illuminate don't even consider them their enemies any more, or even if they do, they'd rather just turn a blind eye to each other until Super Earth and Humanity are fully eradicated. After that, it's a free for all.

>>528229184
kind of wonder about this if the illuminate are messing with human DNA that would be kind of a threat to the automatons i doubt the voteless blue blood could function for them

>>528229337
>stop caring
>problem solved

Hey bugs, nice cute little peaceful life you have there.
Time to put you in the blenders, genocide you and turn you into oil :3

>>528222417
The last time I wore the viper set I was a different color for every instance of my character.
>on ship, black
>in loadout, white
>on planet, brown
It was just rolling through the color wheel.

>>528230329
Don't forget the part where they put them on superfarms and bred them into retarded cattle to increase their oil production.

Snow trees got added to the files. Looks like snowy boreal/tundra forest biomes are finally coming. I forgot what else

>>528230468
Kek

>>528229785
>Squids were originally a peaceful race of aliens, but Super Earth wanted their squidtech. Humanity then falseflagged a WMD scare in order to stage a full out attack on their home planet, borderline genocided them, stole their technology, and them banished the few remaining survivors from the galaxy. They are now back for revenge, and will stop at NOTHING to exterminate humanity for what they've done.
squigger propaganda
between their dark energy fuckery and their obvious saucer shaped shit and pharoh staff wielding aesthetic they obviously fucked with and prodded us first and didn't expect us to evolve fast enough to fuck them back
i fully believe the only reason they don't blow up planets is bc they believe this too shall pass and destroying a planet gets rid of that knowledge and history forever and they're huge fucking nerds

>>528230720
It's insane it's taken them this long to add new biomes but hopefully they also add some of the other leaked biomes as well.
I wonder how they'll be handled, will planets just change their biomes like when jungles dropped? Honestly I think planets should have multiple biomes but I guess there aren't enough of them for the amount of planets we have.

>>528195571 (OP)
>Team-reload droid as a premium booster
Imagine the salt

>>528230759
>they obviously fucked with and prodded us first
hot

>>528230943
>It's insane it's taken them this long to add new biomes

To be fair they added both towns and city biomes. They're probably working on bot cities here soon, and making an entire tile set for a new biome is likely hard.
Like while they fuck up a lot of stuff, the randomized level generation is almost seemless.

>>528230720
Ah sweet, I've been looking forward to a snowy forest biome.

>>528230720
>winter map
>Sure hope you have snow sh- I mean muscle enhancement goyim

>>528229785
>cope
>cope
>more cope
Any wrongdoings of the past are a moot point. The bots and squids lost, they fucked off and willingly came back to murderrape us. If Japan were to invade and genocide the US nobody would look back at their double nuking and start screaming WE DESERVE THIS YOU KNOW WE DID LE EVIL THING BEFORE. They lost, it's as simple as that. If you start shit again, it's not on us.
As for the bugs, they should have been happy being farm animals.
What's the alternative for the Terminids, being left alone and not doing anything? Consuming and taking over the galaxy? If the former, it is our prerogative to make use of the mundane and thoughtless beings. If the latter, it is our duty to keep them in check by any means necessary.

lobby doko

>>528230759
>>528231526
I just think it's cool from a thematic standpoint that the government lied about all three factions being impossibly monstrous in order to justify all out war against them in the eyes of their citizens, only to find that by doing so they've managed to mold each of them into exactly the kinds of monsters they lied about them being.
Obviously the Illuminate and Automatons aren't justified for all the brutal warcrime shit they're currently doing, but the government of Super Earth effectively set them down that path to begin with, and now everyone gets to be authoritarian maniacs until the end of time.

>level 150 player on superhelldive
>sees stamina booster hasn't been selected by anyone yet
>brings increased reinforcement budget
>it's blitz

fucking WHY
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS
EVEN AFTER POINTING OUT IT'S BLITZ
THEY REFUSE TO CHANGE

SOMEONE TELL ME

>>528232637
Who cares?

>>528232637
>light armor cucks on suicide watch

Like, seriously, do your research before spouting nonsense. Helldivers 2 is all about cooperative play against AI enemies, not some sweaty PvP tryhard fest. And calling it hardcore? Pfft, it’s literally designed for casuals to jump in, have fun, and maybe accidentally blow up their squad with a stratagem. The difficulty scales, sure, but it’s not Dark Souls in space. Check the wiki or, I dunno, actually play the game before embarrassing yourself again. Pathetic. Smh.

The main change I want to leviathans are their respawn rates. Make it so that there are 1-3 every mission but they never respawn, so it's actually worth it to engage with them

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243493922740/76561197998364776

D10 Bots. Let's rock

I wonder if we'll ever get another organic community moment like Malevelon Creek again

>>528227948
Bugs are always getting slaughtered by bots/squids because they are just feral animals defending their territory and will eventually go into conflict with Automatons aggressive expansion on other planets. Also, SE tech requires bug oil which they stole from the Squids in HD1. Squids need fuel just like we do, so a self sustaining fuel source is a no brainer for a war against SE. Hurts us and they get oil.

>>528233427
2/4

>>528232998
The balding chadjak is unironically right.

>>528233031
1-3 per mission is still very low, if they did that then I want them to be more impactful and harder to kill. Right now all it takes is half an AT Emplacement's ammo to kill one, a single AT Emplacement dropped in the right place can kill two Leviathans.

>>528233427
3/4

>>528227948
I know AH said there probably won't be multiple enemy factions on a planet but it would be interesting to see factions clash on the map

fug

I want to try the Tesla tower because I hear good things about it but I just know I'm going to get my whole squad killed with it

>>528232998
This but unironically

>>528234876
kino

>>528231526
>If Japan were to invade and genocide the US nobody would look back at their double nuking and start screaming WE DESERVE THIS YOU KNOW WE DID LE EVIL THING BEFORE.
Brother, people are literally justifying the cultural and ethnic replacement of europe for less

I'm still annoyed that the swedes actually thought that increasing the AOE radius of the leviathan cannon was a fucking nerf.

>Go back to my old loadout of
>Dickle
>Double Sentry
>Hoverpack
>Quasar
Suddenly the squids are fun again. I forgot how good the double edge was. Never swapping off again.

>>528235852
Instead of just one shotting out of nowhere, now it feels like it maliciously fucks with you before it decides to end you.

AAAAAAAAA I NEEEEED A MEDIC BAG
https://youtu.be/j8i-65v3X3w

>>528236254
swedish lazyness never fails to impress

>>528232637
levels don't mean anything

>>528235950
>Robowife with same day delivery
Thanks Super Earth

>>528236254
i wish i could get into payday 2 but the loop of fighting cops is boring even on the high difficulties, its feels like the inverse of helldivers to me where the core gameplay is really, really fucking good but the progression is bad

>>528235738
>Play at 6 with rando's and 7 with friends casually
>Start to play more during Super Earth event
>Never bothered to unlock level 9
>Actually try, it's brutal, somehow go from games with other level 80's to level 20's for some reason
>Have to tell them to shoot at Stingrays
>Eventually finish an operation after much toil
>Play a few 9's, and it's a little better
>Get to 10 for the first time, and it's actually easier
>Everyone is locked in, knows what they are doing

>>528236392
>>528236637
Bots? Has Asukafag finally come to our general?

>>528236068
IMO the one-shots were rare as fuck with the original leviathans. Just keep moving constantly and they mostly miss. It was just the fucking mechtards that were seething that their 10000% larger target was getting skullfucked. Now you're just screwed if you're not fighting in a super city.

>>528236893
RUIN... has come to our family!

>>528236464
fr
i stg level 38s perform the most consistently it's fucking insane
they die the least and actually play the objective
they might even solo a couple camps
150s are a 50/50 on being a diaper shield wearing double baby who's gonna get sub 200 kills and minimum 6 deaths or a generally mediocre dude who just knows how the game works so he gets by

>>528232406
It was set in stone brother. Interstellar governments that expand have to gobble up everything in the galaxy or be gobbled up by competing interest.

>>528228402
Cringe

lobby doko

>>528232998
Trvth Nvke.

what do they put in the thermos

>>528240061
...that's the sample container, silly anon

>>528240061
That's the sample container

>>528240061
Super O'boy, the pride of New Stockholm

>>528240061
CUM

>>528214225
what is that gun design flash game called

>>528235738
Jews and leftist sheep aren't people.

>>528240061
I put the super peanut butter on my super balls to get super sloppy from hot terminid babes

>>528218385
add sex

>>528240167
idk how many singing mushrooms i can cram in my fanny tube but by liberty I'll cram as hard as i can

I'm about to lose my shit with this game

>>528241336
What game is this?

>>528241649
Coomdiver

>>528222268
>aiming for the vent with a thermite
bruh....

>>528241649
the first game, its bretty fun

I had my first Helldivers dream last night where, after a particularly stressful mission, my tan-skin, raven-haired, husky-voiced, buxom, and flirty Democracy Officer called me to her quarters to report on said mission.I then broke down as I recalled how an orbital strike on a nest opened a weird pool of black liquid, but actually it was millions and billions of black worms. Terminids ran right past me in fear, and any unlucky ones to fall into the growing hole got submerged quickly only to be spat back out, sending worms flying.

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243494184804/76561197987223994
Bugs D10
Cause bots is just assfuck city

>>528242457
That's genuinely horrible.

Bots are fun and all but nothing beats unloading a machine gun into a group of bugs. Maybe consecutively headshotting devs or hulks.

>>528242457
>there's a parasite eating the bugs
>all consuming and thinking
>halo crossover

alright which one of you chuds and/or chomos stopped gatekeeping the mod
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/5919

>>528242457
Neat, a new subfaction designed for flamethrowers and napalm.

>>528242884
mass report it before it's too late

>>528242457
>>528242810
uh oh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyUiu_2jjP8

i really hope ammo customization comes out soonish
the warrant could use some incel and explosive rounds
https://youtu.be/i_Pga70f_YQ?si=rll0N5zxQ2vHyaAA

>>528242884
Virus, do not download

>>528242950
Yeah it got me thinking of how it'd work as a subfaction. I'm thinking something like, you gotta kill infected bugs twice, and maybe their attacks have a chance to infect you. It'd basically just be a bleeding dot, but only something like fire or gas damage would "cure" it rather than just stims.

>>528242884
>crying that this is a cheat
Is it really? It's not like it creates SC out of thin air like chink hacks do. All it does is show you what pois are worth going to.

>>528243657
Sounds like a cheat to me.

Super Earth doesnt want you to know this but you can keep the bugs you find on missions. I have 6 of them.

>>528242884
Nexus is sold to some other tranny, they do not give a fuck right now.

>>528244093
Haremdivers to Harempods

>>528244374
Nevermind, already blew my own loads. You can all go back in the freezer now.

yet another retard uploading it to nexus for clout

What's the safest way for my totally converted berserker gf to get super citizenship, fellow divers?

And just like that, nobody wanted to play the game anymore.

>>528243657
Where can I get the chink hacks for free?

So we get the fucking duty blues & dress uniform bond, complete with hat-helm & a sabre (not a lasre sabre but good enough) & a flag spear & my beloved super earth cape... but no Motorbike. I think to myself, "anon it's okay, they packed a lot of stuff into this fantastic warbond, maybe they will release the Motorbike in a different way or in the next warbond" then policebond 2.0 comes & there's no fucking motorbike!

I am very displeased

>>528245861
She can't, citizens are born, not made

>>528243821
If swiggers made pois actually interesting there wouldn't be a problem
But I'm not gonna fight a poi full of enemies, potentially deal with a drop/breach for a pod with a rare sample or stalwart

>>528246329
^>vvv
Then loot

>>528245861
I hate to break it to you, but the chainsaws might have to go... UNLESS you can get her a job in the lumber industry. That there might be your ticket.

>>528242457
My first Helldivers dream felt like a proper planetary reconquest with thousands of divers and vehicles and shit being moved to the surface. I drove an off-brand McDicks brand truck somewhere when our FRV broke down. I also met a guy I knew in high school who had presumably also joined the Helldivers. He told me how he was kind of uncomfortable with how fashy Super Earth is so I called him a faggot.

>>528246329
Still a cheat.

>people actually defending current Illuminate
Anyone actually playing D10 would know how to deal with it and still think they are annoying unfun bullshit that wastes the player's time. For leviathans you either have to hide until they pass like a fucking coward or run autocannon mech/recoilless and pray you don't get sniped between buildings while dealing with them. Oh and sometimes they will just immediately blow the arms off your mech as soon as you get in it :). Oh, and they spawn on non-metropolis maps that have no cover so make sure to never go out in the open areas on city maps now :^). Oh yeah, and even if the guns miss you will still get one-shot by the LOL SO RANDUMB XD exploding barrels that they hit 15 yards from you, or get mauled by a Fleshmob that charged through/up a solid wall, or get zapped by a shock tower :^)))). Illuminate is the faction dedicated to un-fun one-shot ragdoll bullshit and anyone with any self-respect will stop participating in Illuminate MOs until they fix it.

>>528246793
>He told me how he was kind of uncomfortable with how fashy Super Earth is so I called him a faggot.
Unequivocally based.

>>528222676
When factory striders come in on bot drops they should have a 50% chance of being the jammer (scrambler) variant, that'd be pretty interesting. The back-cannon is just a displacer anyway and isn't usually active for the first ~5 seconds after dropping in, scrambler would be hilarious

>>528246953
lower the difficulty

>>528246953
What pisses me off the most is just having to tard wrangle fucking retarded imbeciles and fleshmobs. I swear that a good 80% of pubbies just run away screaming from fleshmobs waiting for someone else to shoot it. Along the way they completely ignore watchers by placing them at the very bottom of the target priority totem pole. Then suddenly they trigger squid reinforcements as frequently as the cooldown permits and there is a good 800000000000000000 million HP worth of fleshmobs on the field, that they all continue to refuse to shoot. How the fuck do people even manage to let the squids get off a single reinforcement wave anyway? Watchers are comparatively rare as fuck compared to marauders/bugs, and they all are extremely fucking blatant in their approach with their fucking disco lights.

what are some must have mods?

>>528247426
Better aim reticle mod
Remove fog mod
SC arrow mod
Better scope mod
Ignore all the coomer model swap mods, only brown people download these

>>528247426
BFA

>>528247426
heavy units remastered
chaff remastered
they fix all the awful sound mixing
also I like the dracula flow eagle

>>528247417
Fleshmobs are literally just chargers with no armor that ignore wall collision. Like wtf is it with Illuminate specifically where they all just glitch into the floor?

>>528246953
>Illuminate is the faction dedicated to un-fun one-shot ragdoll bullshit and anyone with any self-respect will stop participating in Illuminate MOs until they fix it.
That sums it up pretty nicely. Bugs are the faction for skillfully dodging your way through hordes to survive, and it's balanced and fun. Bots are the faction for skillfully using cover to pick your way through the battlefield, and it's balanced and fun. Squids are the faction that that are boringly easy to steadily meatgrinder through until you get cheap shotted, either through a glitch or just from a game mechanic that was poorly thought out.

>>528247609
>>528247550
>>528247516

>>528247805
>skillfully dodging your way through hordes to survive,
The fuck are you on about lil, bro? Theyre slow as fuck. You can just walk away.

>>528247885
that audio mod is the most foul crutch i have ever seen

>Fixing Arrowheads awful audio mixing is a ctuch

>>528248693
nigga you ate your quotes
plus it's a shit mod

>>528242457
>the fourth faction is parasites who assimilate other factions
>basically the taken from destiny

>>528248693
ctuch

>ctuch

>the audio is supposed to be garbage

shitter is seething right meow
everyone point and laugh

>>528248094
What about when they are in every direction?

>>528247885
POST MORE MODS

>>528249015
Are you crawling like tiny baby? How are you getting surrounded?

>>528249059
Only mod you need

What with brown people not quoting the post they replying to?

>Defending Arrowhead

>check behind me
>nothing
>check again
>horde of voteless + fleshmob
Thanks

masters of ceremony or force of law bros

>>528249449
The later obviously, the rifle is good

>>528249449
cops

>>528249059
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/935
This one is mandatory

>>528235950
double edge is fucking funny on squids.
I think the best part about it is the worse things get the stronger the gun gets.

I have 29 mods installed, of which 26 are coomer ones.

>>528249835
t-twenty-six?

>>528249835
New coomer mods basically dictate my builds each week

>chainsword mod still not updated

god man, that shit plus the sound mod made the stun baton so cool

>>528242457
>tan-skin, raven-haired, husky-voiced, buxom and flirty DO
Anon I would like to shake your hand. In a general full of AI Jeets, good taste such as yours must be lauded.

>>528249156
I prefer this one

>>528250206
Anon, you literally want to fuck jeets, are you stupid?

>>528249059
but then they'll make fun of me for my mod choices ):

>>528250404
Show me an attractive Poojeeta RIGHT NOW. With big tits and a sensual voice. I'm waiting.

>>528249449
botnigger? Ceremony
bugnigger/squigger? Cops

Is this the permanent Illuminate front I have been waiting for since they dropped in December?

>>528249449
MoC unironcially. Amendment is good, the armor is the closest we'll get to medium siege ready and the grenade is really good
The only good thing in the cop bond is the grenade launcher

>>528250865
yeah kinda, you can believe the leaks if you want but even if they're true you probably wont see them for a long time.

Why do so few people in random lobbies use vehicle stratagem?Isn't zipping in the battlefield to cut mission times OP?
Or is it too much to coordinate for random lobbies

>patch in 3 days
I HOPE THEY FIX THE FUCKING 200m SCOPE ALREADY, IT'S ZOOMED OUT TOO MUCH

>quickest way of dealing with leviathans is the anti-tank emplacement
>cant shoot for more than a few seconds before a horde of zombes spawn behind me and start slapping my ass because the game demands 100% unit uptime

alright, i'm good on fighting squids for the foreseeable future, good luck with the rest of the MO.

>>528229337
Finishing the mission yourself, could even SOS if you want.

>>528251204
as good as it is, the car is too jank for randoms to handle, too many outside factors that just end up getting the car flipped and exploded.

>join rocket launch mission
>stingray immediately kamikazes a generator on 1/8
>harvester spawns and snipes the other one from the back line on 7/8
very cool

Has something happened to the sword? It doesn't feel nearly as effective as it was before the patch.

>>528251959
i dont even bother with high value asset evacuations missions anymore, even if you manage to lock down the first few gates there always seems to be at least one fleshmob that gets stuck under the floor and ends up ragdolling everyone to death.

>>528252272
what do you mean? It feel weaker?

>>528252272
melee is broken, if you stim or pick up anything with a melee weapon out the animation breaks and the hitbox gets reduces to a fraction of what it normally is

any hd1 bros, how the fuck do i beat this im losing it

>>528252272
yeah it does, before it could mow down voteless but now it takes an extra swing sometimes

>>528252665
you get the p2w stuff plus freinds

>jungle map
>eagle pilot doesn't even fucking TRY to get the 500kg anywhere close to the marker

>>528251959
Those rocket defense missions are mindnumbingly easy, but if you're having trouble this is an easy way to faceroll them.
>EAT
>grenade launcher emplacement
>MG sentry
>FREE CHOICE
Drop the MG sentry down in the backline in a place where it should never see the enemies that are storming the gate. It can help keep the stingrays mopped up. Deploy the GL emplacement where it has line of sight on enemy spawn points. Start hoarding EATs.

Just spawncamp the fuck out of enemy spawns with the GL. If a harvester shows up, use one of the EATs to blow up its hip joint.

>>528253063
I was thinking of posting a lobby here for help but I dont know if anyone still plays kek

>>528253514
>using 500kg around TREES
dumb nigger.

>>528253514
It's a space A-10, poor lady probably has no sensors and has to land the giant bomb with nothing but her eyeball mk.1 while there's giant trees everywhere
cut her some slack

>>528253635
release the bomb at a steeper angle than 45 you useless faggot

>>528253538
it's not that the mission is hard, I've done too many to count. It's just that the stingray corpse hitting the generator the first time they show up coupled with the very first shot a newly spawned harvester fires from outside the defense aiming directly at a generator and one shotting it is bullshit that you can't counter no matter how quickly you dismantle everything.

>>528253635
Logically, it should break through the trees

>>528253597
I have installed, I'm game to play some HD1

>audio mod
>no preview on it's page

>>528252665
you can't. retaliatory cannot be solo'd. period.

>>528253597
just post it and find out, its not a big game and im sure there'll be someone who wants to play it again.
Id help but I gotto run off and do some chores in a minute. I could help you later even if im rusty as fuck

>>528254140
steam://joinlobby/394510/109775243514074360/76561199108851031
HD1 d6 bugs retaliatory strike, please be patient I am retarded

>>528247426
Super credit arrows are the 18th.

what other crossover armors could we get without turning the game into fortnite? the killzone armor fits the universe quite well

>>528254645
Halo is the obvious one

>>528254645
Half-Life

>>528254645
Mass Effect.

>>528254645
Aliens. Gib Pulse Rifle primary and Smartgun support weapon NAOW.

>>528254645
xcom

>>528254645
dead space

>>528254645
Dead space, it could be the yoghurt company security forces armor..

>>528254645
I'm also going to say Dead Space.

>>528255039
>>528255190
>>528255231
Too sci-fi, Dead Space just doesn't feel grounded in the same way HD2 or some of the other collab proposals do.

>>528254583
2/4, for any vets wanting to join

>>528254645
Planetside

>>528254645
Peter Griffin

>>528255349
it's just the glowing eyes and parts, they fit if you just get rid of them

>>528255439
The ever-present ribs, holograms and especially weapon designs is where DS goes too far. Its assault rifle just looks fucking ridiculous and not like something that resembles a weapon at all, let alone one that could function or be practical.

>>528254645
Nier

>>528254645
Helldivers 1 crossover.

I can be trusted around busty, tied up devastator fembots for "indoctrination training" :)

>>528256102
there are no genders in absolute equality

>>528251313
works on my machine

I can be trusted around busty, tied up overseer femsquids for "democratic interrogations" :)

>>528254645
titan fall

>>528255439
Killzone armor has glowing eyes too.
That's how you know that armor is special.

All these suggestions are fortnite-tier. In fact, Pilestedt should fuck Shams' wife in front of him before removing the killzone weapons and armors from the game.

>>528249835

>like slugger
>remember Jar is basically breaker but slugger
>wanna try a melee build with it so take peak physique
>love HMG too and want to bring it along
>Try melee out
>wow this sucks
>pull out my jar to kill something
>INSTANTLY snaps to their face and they die
>pull out my HMG
>INSTANTLY snaps to my targets and it just carves through shit

oh my god.

The thicc milf mommy dommy skin I got is nice too

>>528257231
Too bad PP armor is ugly as sin

>>528257320
The mod fixed it for me

how do i tell if a mission will have leviathan?

>>528257365
It's a fucking coomer mod, chancers are its either furry shit or has grotesque proportions.

>>528257462
it'll say leviathan blockade in the modifiers

>>528257231
>spoiler
Post pic. I want to see if you deserve to be ridiculed.

>>528257231
Dominator is actually busted if you can fix the ergo with PP or mods.

>>528257469
yeh c:

>>528254645
Gundam

Red/green gems for fighting bugs inna jungle?

>>528257903
Erm Anon, it is your democratic duty to fight the squids!

>>528257541
yeh,
this is what I envision a HMG user looks like.

>>528257903
Tesla my beloved.

robi doko

Who started this trend of trooper fembots having cat ears? Asking for a friend's democratic research, of course

>>528258028
>some pubbie brings his tesla tower
>calls it down
>stands next to it when it lands
>gets zapped
mothdivers are reaching ever new lows

>>528258092
dunno

>>528258168
Told a buddy, "hey tesla next to you"
>"huh- yeah okay"
>ZAP-" his fifty fifty armor procs
>"oh"
>30 seconds later
>ZAP- BWOMP
>"wait what killed me?"

He did this like 8 times in a mission lol

>>528258276
fembots owe me sex

>>528225381
>new storouse
>greater storouse
this is a warehouse planet

>>528258454
lol

Ayo when is we gettang content

>>528258454
even more reason to defend it, it has everyone's stuff on it!

>>528257903
>jungle
Napalm eagle, napalm orbital, gas dog, hmg. Punisher, grenade pistol, thermites. If you're going solo kill yourself or swap out the napalm orbital for an EAT to deal with bile titans.

>>528257990
I want to unload my thick backed up load in between those buttcheeks

>always thought ap3 was shit for bots
>discover they have a super-de-duper secret special weak spot that makes ap3 DPS the same as AP2

well shit, guess I'm an AP3 fag now.
Like squids, bugs, and bots now all feel best with AP3.

Yes... I Am A Sloptuber

Yes..... SHUT THE FUCK UP

orbital napalm barrage should have never been in the game to begin with
why yes i want to play bugs without all the fun parts of bugs, namely SHOOTING bugs

Yes... using the SC arrows is stealing money from AH

>>528257990
>forearms clipping into cuffs
ruined

>>528260157
Really? That's your problem with a girl that's 60% tits and ass by body mass?

>>528260157
Yeah that's fair, think one of my mods is fucked right now.

>>528260204
I don't see why you're coming down on em, it's kinda obnoxious.

>>528260045
Now that they're staging seperate bug breaches, I think it's fine. You don't know immediately how bad the bug breach is, and I've seen a lot of people toss ONB on the fakeouts.
Napalm Airstrike honestly blows the ass outta ONB

>>528260204
There's more to a girl than just the sexual appeal.
Coombrains tend to go for the obvious examples, tits bigger than their head, ass bigger than a watermelon.

But there's more.
The less sexual factor there is to a woman, the more you start appreciating her body as a whole. Her hips, waist, face, eyes, hair, legs, tummy, everything.
Suddenly, you start seeing the whole picture, instead of the sheer SEXO factor.

Feel like I never actually see a harvester long enough to shoot it. 9/10 times I'm killing chaff, and harvesters just despawn because I just walk away from them.

>>528260879
you are cringe beyond belief

>>528260879
you are based beyond belief

>>528260879
It is rare to meet an anon that actually understands eroticism and sex appeal.

>>528260879
Your girl is flat beyond belief.

>>528260879
a rare sight finding someone with such articulation

>>528254645
EDF

Air Raider and Lancer armor please

>>528254645
halo unsc marines, potentially odst
mass effect cerberus troopers

>>528262365
too much text

>>528254583
gg, I will improve in da future, more hd1 lobbies to come

>>528251313
>set FOV to high
>get high FOV
>complain
is this a n*rahpost

>>528258092
fairly certain it started from that one of the images along the lines of >>528258276 on korean forums(Arkalive, DCinside), where it was used and spread exponentially until it reached the current state.
you could always ask the artist directly, he's @Macanick_ on the funny bird app.

>>528260879
leva sex

>>528261950
You are saying it like that's a bad thing.

>>528259635
welcome to the smarter half of botfags
make sure to try adjudicator

>>528261950
her thighs are divine however

>>528262365
Wing Divers aren't modern audience friendly, though!

>>528262537
missing the random clutter text indicating how hot your built-in vibrator is getting

there any thicc chick mods? Architect style.
I'm not into dudes so I dont want these ripped ab dudes that look like girls.

>>528262208
>tries to land on L3
>gets karma'd
Suck it fag.

>>528264051
literally go to nexus, "show adult mods only", find what you like
yes...there are baskinator mods

>>528264051
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/1882

民主主義

>like thicc ladies in body suits and armor
>Think the anime mods are getting outta hand

Am I a hypocrite?

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243524430817/76561198126520852
D10, Robots.

>>528264942
you're just slow to realize that being a faggot is a one way road
enjoy the HRT

>>528262741
You could at least pick a good flat boat

>>528265179
3/4, get in!

>16k bugdivers
>21k squidfuckers
MOnkies...

>>528265179
>Fucking hate bots-
>GOODBYE ROBO DOG

Im glad this game can still make me smile

>>528265179
FVLL.

>>528265179
>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243524430817/76561198126520852
virus?

>>528260879
You understand, anon. I cannot abide by coomer-tier mods that just explode the tits, ass, and thighs to insane degrees. They always teeter on the brink of hyper.

>>528255190
If they do the military suit it better be the original one and not the god awful edge-lord, discount ironman suit from the remake.

>>528254645
C&C Tiberium Series, specifically Tib Sun's aesthetic. I would take Tib Wars' as a consolation prize, or Tib Dawn's units from Renegade.

>>528266282
Thats a link for joining,no? How new?

>>528266469
I want to look at women that can crush my skull with their thighs, and shoot maximum unga bunga guns that ear fuck me with the kick.

>hmm lets play some bots
>go to vernen wells because it has the highest playernumbers
>not a single lobby shows up on the planet
>cave and use quickmatch after like 5 minutes
>instantly connect
>it's with three chinks on an erad
>quit
I hate the awful quickmatch and garbage lobbybrowser so much its unreal

Y'know what I never noticed?
If your ergo is high enough you can actually drag the recoil down while it shoots up. Basically mitigating the recoil when it starts to stabilize.

>>528263529
We must create these anime women for future audiences that don't exist yet.

>at 10%hp
>bleeding from the chest
>0 stims
>teammate stroll past after having molested the resupply pod for all its worth
>doesn't stim (you)
Is shooting them warranted in such a situation?

>>528267675
"Stim"

>>528260879
>flat
>no hips
That's a dude.

>>528268069
You can see her crotch and there's clearly no bulge or anything implying a penis
It's a girl

>>528268173
Why would a lack of penis imply she's a girl?

>>528268258
in the same way your lack of a brain implies you're a retard

>>528268258
I guess she could also be a robot or a doll or something

>>528268390
Oh I didn't think about that

Sloptuber comprehensive breakdown of the Harvester's new thresholds for every support weapon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WILfuva1PEc

I can't game in this heat bros. Sorry

>>528266991
yeah its why the lib carbine is so fucking good. you just drag it down a bit to get perfect accuracy.

>>528268717
Yeah, well usually I drop it low and let the kick headshot for me.
But if your ergo is high enough your gun can move fast enough to actually counteract the kick.

It also means firing and resetting recoil is faster.

which warbond has flame resistant armour lads?

>>528268973
Freedoms flame.
Its honestly an underrated warbond. Torcher is a beast with stuns like EMS , stun nades, or gas

>>528268842
i wish the defender could benefit from high ergos but its spread is way too horizontal

>>528269085
its a shame the cookout feels a bit pointless

>>528269231
it's great against bugs, still better than regular punisher

>>528269231
>pointless
it's a gay crutch gun for babies it's the opposite of pointless

>>528269231
Cookout is strong as fuck what are you on about. Unless they grossly nerfed it clicking a horde of light chaff is equivalent to throwing napalm airstrike in kills.
The stagger is gross too. raw DPS it's not great, but its a solid chaff gun

>>528269358
>>528269305
>>528269294
i guess its cause i rarely fight bugs

>>528269305
Wouldn't even say it's crutch. Stagger is reliable and a trade off these days for mitigating fast moving chaff trying to dislodge your position.

Honestly can't think of a single crutch gun...

>>528269431
I don't fight them often these days either but if you ever need something that puts them well and truly out of your way so you don't have to do any adhd cqc shit it'll be there as a very strong option. Removes entire shrieker swarms with a handful of pumps too.

>>528269461
It has six gorillion stagger while also obliterating swarms of chaff with no effort it's fucking dumb

>>528269431
It smites voteless. Not so much overseers but voteless killing is a good niche. No idea how much flame ramp works on flesh pounds.

Bots it's a bit weak but I had shocking success with it. Like just tap a dev thrice or so and they're dead. Zerkers hate it too.

>>528269582
fire is generally underrated vs bots

Next you niggers will argue that the Stalwart is good against bots

>>528269535
Yet it does no real immediate damage.
Honestly the devs reward threat mitigation a ton, so I don't know. I think that's kinda just a design thing to reward stagger guns by making them good.

No good chokes though from what I recall

>>528269619
I mean...
If you've got AP4 like the revolver you're kinda set to use the stalwart. With how spread out the chaff gets in open maps it's great. Honestly though primaries kinda shine over stalwart now.

>>528269684
the killwhore faction hates the fact that cc counters bugs and squids and bots better than raw killing power

>>528269684
It does almost as much damage as Breaker + fire DOT. If they don't die immediately they'll stay staggered for a good while anyway and will die from DOT.

>>528269875
Yeah but like 1/4th the fire rate.
Id also say breaker has sorta fallen off in use.

>>528269619
yes, you either pack the eruptor or the senator and you're golden

>>528270212
320 damage, no matter what, is not "no real immediate damage". Actually it's quite a bit.
Cookout is a pretty safe death machine and not some 150 IQ "CC" gun. I'd argue it's better than incel breaker because with the later enemies can still charge you as they burn.

>>528269582
holy fuck I forgot about the reworked fire, give me a second

>>528270521
incel breaker is the fire shotty I choose when I take a supply pack
cookout is the one for when I have to get more for less
obviously cc guns are safe and not hard to use but that enables you to get more complex and ammo hungry plays going on in your other slots

Scorcher + MMG works pretty good against bots because Scorcher rapes the shieldfags that fucking hardcounter the MMG

>>528269619
Liberator is good vs bots, stalwart is a bigger meaner liberator.

Which shotgun does one go for nowadays on a weapons specialist vet?

>>528271574
shotguns are boring in dorktide

"Shot"gun? Yeah, that's what a gun should do

>when you fall into the nigh-invisible sewer drain pit

>>528271942
>when the city is covered in spores

>>528203294
daughter

SAVED
LOADOUTS
WHEN

>>528272259
lmao never

>>528252653
Fix will be that you now can't stim or pick up anything with a melee weapon out.

>>528266772
man I fucking loved the Tiberian Sun aesthetic

>>528254645
>without turning the game into fortnite?

none, it was cringe enough they even had one crossover event. collab events are asian cancer.

>>528198852
Perfect for chasing divers through thin alley streets

>>528265179
GGs.

>>528253851
Nah

>>528273226
The best part is they do have Helldivers/ODSTs in lore: Jump Troopers with pods that fire machine guns to clear the landing zone.

>>528271942
WHY DO THESE THINGS EXIST AND WHY ARE THE GRATES COVERING THEM DESTRUCTIBLE

>>528273581
>WHY DO THESE THINGS EXIST

free advertising via funny webms of people falling into them.

>>528273502
and the GDI's lighter color scheme and softer "good guy" aesthetic should work pretty well with Helldivers. Unfortunately I think its a little too obscure and you'd have to deal with EA and shit.

What will be the consequences of the consistently low squid MO participation? More leviathan buffs?

lobby doko

>>528274065
they need to fix the existing bugs, deal with the leviathan and expand the roster. You cant really balance the game when half the roster is still absent. Also, too many squid orders in a row. I usually like participating in MOs but im sick of fighting squids.

>>528274065
no, leviathan is going to get nerfed into the ground. just like they did with gunships on release, it's only a matter of time

I will simply not dive if the mission has a leviathan modifier

MOs should be 2 or 3 days long instead of an entire fucking week.
Yes, yes, thank you Sven, the community DOES want to fight over some stupid backwater planet for an entire week, while nothing else is happening! Oh wait, you can't pull a fast one and go "hgrughugrhgmh bjork cork, the automatons suddenly attacked our shit while we were hyperfixated on liberating Cuckoldria-II from the squids! you must defend our shit!"
Either have shit actually happen during the MOs, give us some free shit to fuck around with, or bring back "hey if you liberate this planet first, you'll get a bonus that lasts for the remainder of this MO."

>>528274594
*what
im not esl. fuck

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243536709766/76561197995257776

D10 bugussy.

so uuuuh are we ever going to get new stratagems from MO's again?

>>528274034
Compared to the Brotherhood of Nod, GDI feels like the bog-standard good guy faction. I think Nod might work better as a crossover since Helldivers has that "Are we the baddies?" theme. Though 3 played with GDI's image a bit. But yeah, it's too niche and there's no doubt EA'd make it not worth it.

>>528274942
3/4

>>528274942
3/4 we need you