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>>528201328

I love sluts!

I won't let this brat boss me around for starlight shards anymore...

Need Elden Ring: Nightreign: Beach volleyball DLC

Love Miquella!

What's your hot take for Nightreign?

only a few posters here will be able to understand what this image entails

>>528230986
>put the shield away. And just play like an ordinary person.
?!?!?!
You think I didn't fucking do that? Guardian without your shield feels like complete ass already, but especially so when you're chasing a fucking dragon around the map. What the FUCK is the point in me playing this character if I can't use his shield? I know you're right by the way so I'm not mad at you I'm going back to my original point which is there's no way they had someone on their team sit and fight that piece of shit as a Guardian and decided "yep, that's fair and fun."

today I learned there is an upper level to the cathedrals, but only the ones with oracles and guardian golem

>troons keeping our thread bumped while we finish talking in the old thread
good guys overall. All our janitorial work gets done at the end of the day.

I don't think I've gotten a single good relic roll in the last 2 days

that was by far the coolest run i had with erg, one misstep was death yet we still managed to duo ES adel

Do you guys think the Enhanced Nightlords were what they originally wanted to release but ran out of time, or did they plan to launch them separately all along?

>>528231335
Can I massage your feet?

Still got a bit of sunlight left here and got my dawn outfit on to catch that last bit of it. Stay hope-pilled friends

>>528231361
sneeg is a hacker just block him and move on

>>528231319
There's a roof too. You have to platform on the broken pillars to get up there, check the corpses.
>>528231376
No, I always default to the 'ran out of time so this is what we got' mindset as a discord mantra they repeat for everything for every release this studio does. You hear it as an overton window discussion starter in every single thread related to this studio made for the last 15 years.

>>528231479
isnt that another guy?

>>528231285
caster characters cheapen the experience for the rest of the team
t. recluse main

>>528231332
This makes the yuricucks seethe

>Heolstor does his map wide phase transition
>Extremely telegraphed and easily dodged
>I'm the only one who doesn't take damage

past 3 fucking games

>>528231479
if you mean the raider, i already blocked him on steam. that duchess and sneedger are 2 different people.

>>528231376
no because the game is already hard as it is for your average player

>>528231479
no thats sneedger, sneeglius is fine

>>528231117
uoh

>>528231614
Probably the same guy based on name. He is also probably someone else we make fun of based on his behavior after we started shitting on him. He started talking about himself in 3rd person and trvkenvking his own posts so if you know you know.

>>528231291
qrd?

>>528231224
hate miquella but thanks for cat pic last thread

>>528231628
Ok

>>528231523
anything on the roof? I know the other layer has a incantation spot

Tfw someone posted this cropped and now I'm never gunna know the source.

>>528231335
i have gotten 2 good relic rolls ever since day 1
i have never bought a cosmetic btw

>Team Bird Up
>One insists on fighting a formidable boss at level 2.
>Dies repeatedly before ragequitting.
Other than that, we played very inefficiently and were down a bird, but who cares when we can back-to-back revive/invuln/heal eachother and chip the boss to death.

>>528231819
That was me dumbass

>>528231376
It's just monster hunter event quests, typical FOMO shit to keep people playing until the DLC

>>528231319
>>528231335
I love animeposters

>>528231319
>>528231335
death to tranime posters

>>528231894
what

>>528224026
better be a bandai namco report and not a steam report
REMINDER to all anons: Nightreign has an official report feature for faggots like this Russian cheater. Use it.
>Visual Codex --> Result History --> Player --> (Hold) Report

>>528231819
Unacceptable you must take the Miqpill!
>>528231894
Why are you pretending to be me?

>>528231361
Why did the rev leave

>>528231848
Corpses, sometimes. They don't drop anything unique or special but they have the church lootpool so you can get some free shards up there.
I've taken spirit springs onto the rooves after finding out and sometimes there aren't corpses up there so it might not be the best time investment for that one.
Always check the roof in those little shacks with sacred seals though. The normal variant with no commoner fuckers roaming around it has a free physick on the roof.

>>528232152
Can you make vocaroos too pretty please

>>528231759
It's not the same guy. You're being a drama stirring cuck for no reason

>>528231779
>>528197008
he died to bell bearing hunter and then proceeded to private his profile lmao

What am I supposed to spend the sigils on? I don't see myself farming adel, maybe I'll farm a different one

>>528232343
Shifting earth

>>528231479
>>528231525
>>528231614
>>528231628
He changed his save file name to DanteV. I'll favorite this run's log and keep tabs on him in case he tries to come back.

>>528232316
It was royal revenant. Confirmed by my gf who was in the room

>>528232343
fix your roundtable

>>528231779
nyeko knyaight is dollfag from dsg

>>528232170
she had connection issues at the start, i think she managed to rejoin the session when we were level 4 or 5 but decided to not play the game i guess

>>528232343
Buy the GAOL relic and your characters relics and urns.
Skins if youre dumping all your murk into gacha

>>528232484
Idk how the dollfag is. what's his shtick? I left dsg as soon as elden ring came out

>>528231968
I know right I like to imagine it’s a cute nerdy girl with perky nipples posting them

>>528232286
Its obviously the same russian guy. He'll get bored and go back to /v/.

Stomped
Nicely timed ult for res + hit in mouth as he tried to grab

>>528232469
First thing I did

>>528232505
Alright also did this, thanks Anon. Is the gaol relic as good as it seems?

Stop the falseflag, sneeglius is not the retarded faggot hacker and is based.

>>528232739
Its good. Ups all damage for the whole round and stacks with each evergaol cleared. It is one of the better passives once you realize you clear 3-4 gaols in a run anyway.

>>528232682
you know you can check people's steam profiles right
it's not the same profile

can someone please post nyeko knyaight's steam

>>528232962
The thread shitposters don't really care

>>528233140
twitch.tv/youwy

>>528232739
Doing one goal already puts it at physical attack+2 level

>>528232962
I already said ok. I'm not at my PC so I can't delete the post.

Stop being a sheep, be a shepard

>Game starts, people don't get a random blue weapon and lv3
>People don't go to mines

Fuck you if you instead wanted to hit a church more than a minute away

>>528233092
You know you can sign onto multiple steam accounts if you want right? The discord activated a few dummy accounts to simulate their fake password leak so they had the dummy accounts to burn recently anyway.
You gotta think like a misanthrope and everything these queers do makes sense in a warped way.

If the general goal is to disrupt us it is easy to point to the same group that repeatedly tries to disrupt us when something that specifically disrupts us keeps happening.
All of this because some anon said the queers use the fextralife group pass to farm gear lol.

IT'S AUGUR WHY ARE YOU GRABBING FLASKS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP

>Route horribly, only pick up one flask total across both nights
>Only kill a couple field bosses
>Duchess somehow got Rivers of Blood, leaving me with the other katanas
>Fucking around with something anyway, want to see how Seppuku works with Tenacity
>End at level 12 or so
>Still kick Adel's ass and save for an awkward moment where he pummeled me to death during dog mode, finish the fight cleanly
I'll take it.

very nice no death with 834 hp

>>528233305
Mines are useless because you're gonna have purples and legendaries anyways

Does Adel heal based on his target's max HP or something? I swear he heals way more when he's chomping on a bird as opposed to an Ironeye or something.

if there's more than one revenant, is there a glitch that makes all summons do their ult if one rev activates it?

so 1 rev ults and 3 sebastians laser?

cuz it seemed that way

>>528233365
holy fuck sneedger broke you

>>528233465
Do you look like this?

>>528233365
>people will spend 40 dollars to troll random internet people
highly doubt that and you sound a little schizo if im being honest with you

>The nightfarers are near the fireplace, having a repast
>The revenant walks in... sans clothing
>the sounds of startled coughing, utensils falling, chairs scraping
>"W-where are your clothes?" asks a bewildered duchess
>"The Menial is laundering them." she replies, nonchalantly. She isn't quite human, so in her mind, there is no issue.
>"Why do you all stare so?" The revenant asks. "This form is featureless, a blank vessel. Are you all really so prudish? We bathe in the spilled lifeblood of our foes, but this is too much to bear?" She strikes a shameless pose.
>They try to return to their meals, but cannot regain their focus with the bare doll standing there. An air of awkwardness presses down upon them
>Upon most of them. One nightfarer laughs boisterously, before standing.
>"Well said lass" laughs the Raider. "You understand me! There is nothing so invigorating as the brisk sea air, breezing against every inch of your skin."
>before the others can react, he has joined the revenant in naturism
>and that was the first and only time they heard the ironeye scream

>>528233581
Probably just means the russian is in a seethe spiral and needs to pep himself up so he doesn't fall into another loop.
Who knows, who cares. Laugh at the lolcow russian like the rest of us or move on.

>>528233465
Please be my girlfriend

>>528231361
I miss sneeg
I haven't played with him since super adel dropped

>>528233557
It's a feature

You guys literally do all the routing

>>528233365
>this retard again
don't you get tired of spewing the same drivel over and over again?

>>528233675
who are you talking to schizo

>>528233365
Probably right given the noided response.

>>528233557
yes
happened to us earlier
i don't think it's a bug though

>>528233365
>>528233675
>>528233824
>xhes doing it again

>>528233668
Nice writing anon

>>528233604
Unfortunately I'm a revenant that usually uses darkness, I can go back to default for you maybe anon..

>>528233668
Just want you to know I like this post and it made me happy, thank you for sharing

>>528233824
don't talk to yourself

I didn't get a single health buff as Ironeye. Fucking hell.

>>528233365
>totally normal replies
killshot lol

i don't ping anything i just run to where i think we should go next
it's an important test to check if we're all on the same wavelength or not

>>528233902
I like both darkness and default the most. You can wear whatever you're in the mood for. As long I get to headpat you and maybe you can spend some time sitting on my lap.

>>528233668
>and that was the first and only time they heard the ironeye scream
kino

Good Game, Yys. Very clean. Thank you.

>>528233702
just add him already anon
or i'll do it before you do

>>528233998
what happens if I go the direct opposite way at the very start as revenant

>retard teammates do evergaol BEFORE we even reach level 2, when I pinged a camp that was right next to do the damn thing
I thought Everdark Sovereign players were supposed to be smarter than this. At least I got wraith calling bell on start.

>>528233919
I'm not buckbroken, I even kneeled to him after his godly purple solo

>>528234074
Evergaols are free wins at any level.

is the vocaroo fem anon still here?

>>528234074
if you think that's bad anon, I've had players try clear remembrance objectives on the same runs.

>>528233730
>>528233860
thanks for the fast replies!

huh. well, i'll take it. family kamehamehas rule.

>>528234205
Me

>>528234060
wth, it's breaking the erg anon code to try to always queue in with someone though or something I've convinced myself of
>>528234057
discus?

>>528234074
i have cleared evergaols at level 1 when we spawned right next to it, it's not optimal but evergaol enemies have been downloaded now, i rarely see people getting hit by them
the only one that still catches some bodies is the double greatsword banished knight

>>528234297
Yeah, we really moved that match.

>>528234074
>>528234218

desu heolstor should be a requirement for the everdark expeditions
they'd have to stay longer but come tf on man, randos like this hurt even more in everdark

>>528234340
They get nerfed on day 1 too.

>>528234074
to be fair the chance of getting the "oldest gaol" bosses is extremely low and the rest of them are doable
it's not like rushing an invader camp at 1 which I see a lot more and is infinitely dumber

>>528234267
prove it

>>528234513
Meow

>>528234356
the ulcerated at the start was a little scuffed, I forgot I swapped to my glass cannon relic set that doesn't start with two starlight
it was all worth it though, i got a discus off him and the circle pulled pleasantly enough

>>528234297
We should break the anon code even further and start dating

>>528234536
voca saying meow pls

>>528234565
Are you trained in the way of the blade? Dating anons always ends in a crab battle are you ready to die?

>>528234537
Yeah, I really enjoyed it. We're queuing for Caligo just for the love of the game. You did fantastic either way.

>>528233541
it depends on how good they taste
(it's probably because the bird survives for more chomps before he dies)

>>528234565
nezuk...

>>528234648
d-do they really always end up as crab battles?
that explains my experience observing friends..

gg wending grace bros, thanks ironeye for all the legendaries

>>528234708
Always. I've lost 4 loves of my life like that.

Do evergaol relics stack

>>528234869
it was noklateo I had completely forgotten about it

>>528234918
no

>>528234906
I'm sorry for your losses anon
I should be clearing my relics a bit while spamming up erg and thinking about whether I queue in the next 5 minutes or 15 minutes

Is it some sort of archaic knowledge that when you have a sac on you from the Sentient Pest that you can have a teammate hit it to destroy it? I'm getting really sick of trying to catch up to people to hit it so they realize they don't need to slowly die. I'm also really sick of running straight up to someone and repeatedly diving in the path of their hits to try to get them to hit it off me.

Do we know if any of the items in the sovereign shop are getting cycled out or if they are all here to stay?

>squad up with 3 people all on gaol relic
>permanent at least +15% damage boost for free

So is everyone running this now

>>528234918
no they fucking don't assbole

>>528235186
Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!

I hope the movie reignites Malenia vs. Radahn arguments if it gets that far

>>528235186
it's very consistent

>>528235154
No one cares because you kill the boss long before the poison can ever do anything. You are fucking up by trying to nannystate them when they don't care and are trying to kill the boss.

>No one cares because they don't know about it
FTFY

>>528235442
Or they don't care because you melt the boss and ignore its mechanics.
You've never died to poison. No one has.

why aren't we holding hands right now?

>>528235345
say that when dude trying to dps dies because he didn't care about the health loss and then you end up losing because they didn't care

>>528235345
The boss does not die long before the poison can do anything. It has a massive impact. I know this because I've killed him before without being poisoned to begin with.

>>528231285
solo expedition sucks
playing with randos is the real hard mode

>Have such good relics on PC I am inclined to play PS ver less

PSbros forgive me...

>>528235154
i have no idea what you're even talking about
literally never even seen what you're describing.

Can you get phys+2 and gaol buff on the same relic?

How the fuck do I get that old goal cheevo? How do you tell the difference... It's the last one I need.

>>528235674
Its random.

>>528235674
I randomly got it while playing with my girlfriend Yys

>>528235674
it's just rng, you gotta get lucky and roll godskin duo or ancient dragon

What expedition do I gotta play to spawn the fucking Gnoster raid? I know that Gnoster expedition spawn Augur raids often but it doesn't look like Augur spawns Gnoster raids.

This is the best team in the game

>>528235654
its possible

>>528235774
deathrite bird too

>>528235154
just dont get poisoned

>>528235916
That's kind of crazy.... Imagine phys2 gaol buff and rune buff all on one relic

Caligo is the most dogshit boss in this entire game and it's not even close.

>>528231285
Guardian is a huge team asset in the hands of a player that knows how to manage his block and stamina and has all the right relics to hold aggro, reflect damage, and heal on revive...but all of that doesn't outweigh the lack of damage output had he just went Wylder or Raider and popped off. Which sucks because I like Guardian.

>>528235945
You can get poisoned. A birdbrain will be a bro and take care of it for you.

>>528236015
i think maris is much worse

what spells are good on rev for adel+? I just flubbed a run with the tinny discus, but adel resist fire and lightning which are my gotos for other bosses

>>528233073
Gaming with the boys, hell yeah.

>>528236118
How do you job when you have discus? It's so fast and cheap and high damage

Every time I do Crater I end up undergeared aside from the legendary weapon and underleveled.
Is there something I'm missing?

>>528236104
maris is easy though

>>528231285
Its fun
some characters aren't good but its okay were all having fun
wylder moves fast and is fun

>>528236118
holy stuff
if you can hit him, black flame or pest threads
malikeths blade
rot breath

>>528236118
Can't go wrong with Shattering Crystal.

>>528236118
Discus. I know you said you just died using it but that is probably your best bet. On rev its best to not charge your spells, let those bad boys go fast and loose it is better dps.

>>528235149
I will make you my wife.

>>528236118
My top 3 so far (cleared him 7 times in a row as Rev):
>Dragonmaw
>Malikeths Black Blade
>Ekzykes Decay
I just love Dragonmaw

>>528236015
Caligo is one of those bosses that divides the playerbase in two, either you steamroll her every time or she rapes you every time no inbetween
I personally struggle with her more than even Heolstor or Hard Adel. I hate her. Especially because it makes me think of Archtempered Velkhana and how much more fun and positively challenging she was compared to Caligo.

>>528236259
Do the gargoyle and falling star beast after getting the legendary

>doing well in gaping jaw fight
>he starts his tornado attack
>run as far as i can from the center
>still end up in the middle of the death wind, and two of us die instantly, resulting in wipe
this fight is dumb, if it wasn't for that tornado, i wouldn't have so much issue

>>528236259
Are you fighting the bosses along the corkscrew route it takes or are you running past them? Chariot heads are fine to run past but you should try killing all the bosses with hp bars on screen. To find some of the prelates that count as bosses you need to drop down some levels and alcoves that you might be missing.

revenant you were the fucking goat in that fight thank you for the clutch

>>528236118
That run was a bird issue, disc spam was fine. Im not sure what perks he was taking but im 100% certain hes not supposed to die to a single grab.

>Revenant player crawling on the ground the entire run
Stop wasting 45 minutes if my life with this character

>>528233668
quality post. slice of life manga/anime of the nightfarers' daily life in the roundtable hold between expeditions when?

>>528236118
He's not THAT resistant against fire, I've been in a run where I've had to flame sling him to death before.
Pest threads or discs are the best options if you have a choice though.

>>528235609
if you're being serious, the moth can grab you and put a poisonous centipede thing on your characters head that constantly does poison buildup and damage

>>528236118
discus, flame of frenzy, wrath of gold (very fp intensive), black knife, bloodboon, stone of gurranq, all can perform well but you'll need to execute them in different ways
>>528236357
why..
>>528236545
revenant is good!

>>528236225
stupid deaths at the beginning then, eventually recluse and guardian died at the same time while my ult wasn't up
>>528236297
I feel like black flame shreds him, but I might be crazy, my two wins against him have been with blackflame and discus, so maybe I just need to get good
>>528236412
is there a good way to ensure you get good spells, I feel like I get stuck with base lightning or the fireball

>>528233668
This is missing Libra showing up and doing sexually depraved acts to be a true piece of /erg/ writing

>>528236497
Sounds like a good idea, I'll try that next time.

Realistically speaking, what the fuck is his problem?

>>528236510
i love my relics and i love you too
it's surprising how powerful "Improved X Incantations" relics are. adel resists fire and yet just two of these + flame of frenzy equals big damage

>Guardian main
>queue for random expedition
>1 of my teammates is a Recluse
>soon as we drop she runs over, runs in circles around me, and emotes
Yeaaahhhhhh. She knew the deal.

>>528236603
I love Revenant players

Is SuperAdel harder then Heolstor /erg/?

>>528236661
>is there a good way to ensure you get good spells, I feel like I get stuck with base lightning or the fireball
I try to keep as many seals on me as possible and only 1 melee weapon so the game recognizes I want to use seals and I get more seals from random drops, increasing my chances of getting good spells. This could all be placebo btw but I really do feel a difference when doing this.

>>528236726
Recluses fat black titties are built for BBC (Big Bird Cock).

>>528236726
Forgot to mention but she clung to my side for the rest of the run as well. I love playing Guardian, bros. We get all the girls.

>>528236661
Pick up a lot so you have choice and always try upgrading from loot pools from blue to purple to orange.
You are stuck with what the game rolls you but you can roll a bunch in a round.

I just got to day 3 and I'm by myself for some reason? Should I relog or did they crash?

>>528236725
Adel resists Fire slightly, but when you compare it to all other damage types it's just a minor penalty because he has no weaknesses.
Lightning is the only one that is fucked.

>>528236726
Cute and canon

>>528232413
Kinda weird that the logs keep track of name changes

How is ancient dragon both gigantic yet such a pain to actually hit?

arrow rain is ridiculous strong

>>528236661
blackflame doesn't hit very hard in nightreign from what i've observed, the dot is a fixed amount however I've never gone all in on it so eh
>>528236932
you can still use honed bolt on adel if you juiced your lightning damage very hard

>>528236835
heolster is easier than dark drift knight

>>528236603
>>528236118
don't forget about frenzied burst! all it takes is one charged frenzied burst to knock allies out of his jaw, even in his sick mohawk phase. it's also incredibly spammable at long range so it has utility for punishing adel's massive AoEs when other incants couldn't

>>528236845
I have seen every anon be so devise about it. We don't actually know if having more of a certain weapon in your inventory increases the odds of rolling it or if it's just based off class.

>>528236725
You're beautiful.

>>528236835
Yeah, at least to me he was. I first tried Heolstor with randoms (maybe it was because I was playing Wylder and got Maliketh's Blade as a legendary drop) but I only beat gigaAdel after 5 tries.

birdcels are so embarrassing

>>528236948
what is this abomination
why does the bird looks like a dog

OFFICIAL /ERG/ NIGHTREIGN PLAYER TIERLIST (FINAL FINAL VERSION)
>SSS tier
Sneedger
>S tier
elnid
freud
sneeglius
monkeylord
yys
>A tier
august
abundy
fountainstand
goon goon
monica
weeem
aidente toast
mellow
sludge merchant
asriel
sens
fae
nyeko knyaight
>B tier
pepe
jeppe
alice margatroid
nanashi
lord autisio
yellowjello
gooner maximus
ukonzaemon
terr
spirit
im wyldin out
various cheeses
godefroy lord
hy
solarion
mush
>C tier
seraphicradiance
g_dog
nezuk
tide
philip
devil knight
gallow ghost
surottoru
zane
dingle
veganopromedio
zdradaenjoyer
mari
quintoneus
blaze
ender
pigley
shigurenomiya
zaborg
gusworld
beans
cry
doug
ordealis
100% prune juice
quote
marika's tits
roll spammer
>D tier
dao
tranimelover2004
revenantismywife
oie
hammy
salamander
mame khan
barduk
nyagger
deyn0d
>F tier
miquellafaithful

>>528236661
Make sure to check the merchants. They often sell seals and other good faith shit (they seem to have coded sword for sale a lot).

>>528237089
t. straight-seething yuricuck

>>528237040
blackflame has the SoTe scaling so less than base game ER but it still piles up. Never charge the blackflame always sling it uncharged. Those % hits all add up in real time and it gets out of hand hitting something with 8 balls.

How do I play Rev as a Recluse main, she just feels like shit without FP regen of some kind, and her damage output feels weaker too even with rare seals

>>528237129
lookin good

>>528236948
I am the shield that protects her.

I fight in the front and take a beating so that she can cast and look cute far away from any harm.

>>528237120
most furries only know how to draw dogs, I think it's a studied phenomenon

>>528237129
look mom i'm finally on the list!!

>>528237058
right, frenzied burst is pretty good, there are some others I left off that are quite effective but very difficult/dangerous to use or a bit worse in comparison to the others
I kinda try to use new incants to see how they perform

CONNECT BACK IN FUCKBOY

I've beaten everything multiple times with Raider but I've literally never played Revenant, Recluse, or Executer. Am I missing anything?

>>528237153
why is there so many typos

Guardian x Recluse is canon!

>>528237129
>PSGOD5 not on the list
Feels good to be the hidden bosses of this general

>>528237129
sneedger blanco in SS

Me x my erg Revenant wife is canon

>>528237153
I love angry fujos so much

>>528237381
Hard to type effectively when you're foaming at the mouth with incoherent rage.

>>528237385
Based and cute

>>528237528
i just checked their xitter, every single tweet has typos

>>528237129
>tfw C

>>528237354
>level 15
Ngmi

>>528237581
it's just a normie thing to make typos
not even kidding

>>528237606
At least you know your place!

>>528237153
i was gonna say that this is surely a mental illness but then i realized that it really isn't that different from what people post here

>>528237129
>am the best Guardian main in this general, easily
>not listed here

>>528237235
You become a team support that can nuke if the switch needs to be pressed instead of just a nuker that needs to be saved.

>>528237628
i can't even begin to understand that so i'll just go to bed

>>528237357
>Revenant
you're missing out on becoming either the most adorable qt3.14 in the game or a seething bitch that harasses your friends for meth crystals
>Recluse
you're missing out on becoming a psued that thinks he has to try harder than anyone else
>Executor
you're missing out on trial-and-error sekiro deflects that initially make you a broken link who's the worst and weakest player on the team, but eventually becomes a powerhouse that staggers enemies and bosses just by standing there menacingly

>>528237682
you're fishing for a quip
but I'm not gonna give it to you
headpat instead

Tfw I've never played with /erg/ even though I browse the thread all the time.

>>528233668
kino...

>>528237682
Guardian bros are all above reproach you know you are fine bro.

>>528231285
its the best game for bossfags because fromsoft only needs to make the actual boss, no dedicated level/area or anything

>>528237776
Thanks for the rundown, I'll try executor in a few solos and bin the thots

executor would be good if his cursed sword actually did damage

I'm gonna draw the husbando girl but it's duchess in the nightreign instead

ggs wylder/raider, I ate shit at the nightlord

>>528233668
i lol'd

>>528237937
It would be too overpowered if it dealt damage. It being a flashy parry shield for That Guy is fine.

2/3 aids adel

>>528231285
I love it, I'd buy new maps for $20 a pop.

>>528237937
It should just deal more stance damage in co-op. It takes too long to do anything with it due to split enemy aggro + higher stance thresholds.

>>528237682
>>528237838
based fellow furgods

>>528237606
There are other ways to climb higher on the tier list but are you willing to do what it takes?
*unzips*

I don't understand all the shipping, it's pretty clear the nightfarers are one big orgy like the olympics

Goodnight /erg/.

>>528237814
do you look like this?

>>528238245
Tit veins are fucking nasty

>>528237910
your optimal playstyle is learning the flow between attacking and deflecting. never attack with your cursed sword because it deals shit damage, but using the holy slash is ok. sheathing and unsheathing the cursed sword has deflect frames so you'll want to unsheathe & sheathe -> attack with your primary weapon, repeat and so on...
another anon has tips somewhere about the crucible beast form having extra utility too

Damn we cleared every single evergaol on the map that run. I hope you lads had the attack boost for those on. I did. +35% damage from one relic in one run, on a Raider no less, is fucking nuts

>>528237823
Why don't you play with us?

>>528238407
Different anon but I don't play with you guys because I don't think I'm good enough and don't want to drag you down...

>>528237997
S'alright. I was out of flasks and just flailing around for a frostbite proc at the end too.

>>528238245
Goodnight cutie
>>528238364
Low test

>>528237823
same, I have IRL people to play with
as soon as they drop duos Ill always be able to convince my wife to play

>>528238407
I just don't wanna queue up and have a bad run and some scitzo posts my steam profile.

>>528237937
Executor was kind of designed to be the solo class and indeed both his sword and ult do perfeclty serviceable damage in solo mode but suck in coop.

How do I make this work

>>528233668
>and that was the first and only time they heard the ironeye scream
Here's where you fucked up. Ironeye is Raider's hype man and would be all for some bara action.

>>528238364
>has never seen tits in real life
If older than 15, sad

>>528237997
It's ok, your moon nukes did good work

>>528238506
Speaking for myself here but me and I think most of erg are no life neets who play this game way too much. I would welcome a challenge to try and carry cuties like you.
>>528238537
The joy of adventuring with your fellow anons is worth the risk.

>>528238534
What does your wife main? What do you main? Are you the anon who met your wife on /soc/?

>>528238519
Thank you. Hope to see you tomorrow. Have a goodnight kiss.

>>528238364
Someone get this man a life-saving testosterone injection right NOW! He's withering!

Any PSBros queueing?

>>528238723
*mwah*
Sweet dreams babe

>>528238702
>What does your wife main?
Ironeye
>What do you main?
Raider/Guardian
>Are you the anon who met your wife on /soc/?
Nope I met my life irl in 2007

>>528238675
>older than 15
How do you not see a pair of tits before 15? I feel like unless you are home schooled you are guaranteed to have a girl show you her tits when you're in middle school and both horny like dogs

Thanks for the run, that was crazy easy

>>528238837
I was trying to give the guy a little grace

>>528238693
Not worth it desu. Plus apparently everyone is so good and just win all the time. Playing with randoms is spicy.

>>528238827
Can you tell me more about how you met? Don't mean to be creepy I'm just lonely and enjoy hearing stories of how first couples first met.

>>528238945
luv me siluria

>>528238945
what was the boss

I love boobs

>>528239013
Toppling enemies with the running R2 will never get old.

>>528238143
Guardian gets a lot of love here ever since those troonsters tried to tear our boy down. Never seen /erg/ rally to support something so hard.

>>528236835
If I had to rank the bosses based on difficulty so far,
>Gigadel > Full-Power Libra > Heolstor > Fulghor > Adel > Regular Libra > Gladius > Caligo > Gnoster > Maris
For multiplayer.

>>528239037
Giga chudel

>>528237129
Why am I in C tier
I should be B at minimum!
Who the fuck is making this list?!

>>528238945
btw ironeye i didnt see if you used your lightning bow for gape but he resists it 50%

>>528239038
Same anon, same.....

noklateo is the most honest shifting earth because it removes the castle farm

>>528237129
https://youtu.be/S8NfJYejWsk?si=PXgrL3d7UIqCgGmv&t=808

>>528239087
Actually, put Full-Power Libra on top. I don’t know if anyone here has done that deal in multiplayer but it’s really silly. Gigadel is slightly easier.

>>528238407
it's genuinely more fun watching your randoms eat shit and fuck up.

>>528239218
cant you just farm castle day 1?

>>528239087
Fulghor and regular Adel are not harder than Gladius, if Gladius decides to triple team a single player, you are getting gaped from 0-100 it's just luck and timing that's why he behaves differently in solo.

>>528238997
nah I don't mind, and I get it
Went into the military at 18 and lost contact with the few friends I had
Come back home, kinda withdraw for a year
Younger brother and our friend comes over and pressure me into playing WoW
Started playing, got addicted, started spending every night in voice chat, then finally started driving and spending weekends at a house they shared
Integrated into friend group of weirdos, pretty alt chicks, dated a BPDemon, she got bored and my wife pounced and asked me out
15 years later im still on 4chan

if im the only one using the gaol buff relic or rune acquisition relic is it worth it or should i be putting on more cd and getting like +4 ult and ability cd

>>528237129
>another winstreak today
>still not on it
....

>>528238827
My femcel ass can't even contemplate meeting a partner in real life because my brain has been so melted by anime boys that up until like two months ago I had gone like a year without finding a real boy attractive
Also I'm disgusted by the males in my locale
I've also met all my boyfriends on 4chan and even an ex gf so there's that
>2007
Wow also someone older than me makes me feel less badly about my age

>>528239313
Castle straight up does not exist if the city shifting earth is active

>>528239313
There is no castle in Noklateo

>>528238945
>0 downs
kino.

Also, I got launched into orbit, is this a ultra rare randomized event I hear so much about?

>>528239431
what the hell, i never noticed that

>>528239325
The one with the blade roars before ganging up on a single guy. It’s not THAT bad, you just gotta let your team do a little lifting for a couple seconds. They also have the least amount of HP out of all the lords and the holy weakness is super effective against them and can just prevent them from doing much at all.

>>528239313
Don't exist bruv. The south mines doesn't exist if the rot wood is active.

>>528239417
>hags trying to play a high octane game like nightreign

>>528239417
I can fix you

I need more pouches to supply my crippling addiction

>>528239476
lmao i was so confused, thought you DCd

>>528237129
Inaccurate + kys dsgtroon

>>528239537
poor turtles...

>>528239537
>not bringing an extra pouch, getting one from the merchant, and getting one from the lonely settlement merchant
>probably doesn't even have the talisman
NGMI

>>528238796
You make me wish there a was a *blow kiss* emote in this game. I'll dream of you tonight.

>>528239135
It was holy and I have Night of the Lord on because its pretty good + fun for Ironeye so I am inclined to switch bows, I did my job of poison + rot proc and marking which is the imporant part.

>>528239337
15 years later and you're still together too. Very cute story anon, and I'm happy you and your wife found each other. Thanks for sharing.

Is there anything to that meme "all-status" build for Executor that give you bleed, poison, and frostbite all on your starter weapon
Or is it just that, a meme

>>528239780
I kind of miss regular Elden Ring but I don’t wanna play it before tarnished edition.

>>528239417
>I've also met all my boyfriends on 4chan
Gross

>>528239828
It will play the exact same as regular ER

>>528239384
>caring about a dramabait trannylist

i lvoe str/fth so much cool weapons cool incantations aaaaaaaa

>>528239823
Meme since real Executors keep the crucible blade out at all times.

>>528239708
ohhhh thats what it was. gotta try that at some point.

>>528239519
I'm not a hag but there's no such thing as a girl on this website not made insecure about her age
>>528239520
Already talking to someone. Not interested.
>>528239909
Current guy is a solid 10/10

so many tards using fire on frostbitten bosses. just leave the debuff on stop clearing it like you can just instareapply it you monkeys

>>528239823
Sort of a meme if you force yourself to use it because your relics say to. Not a meme if you use it to carry you to the boss then use something else.

Very few things feel as cool as nimbly flipping side to side as the boss throws countless attacks at you in particular in a fit of rage.

>>528239417
Pretty cool fan art. Maleniagawds were robbed of a Malenia route.

>>528240000
What are we talking here? Like 37 maybe? It's time to go to bed grandma.

Are super adel's elemental and status resistances the same as base adel's?

>>528240001
if Im playing fire jump wylder its staying off
YOURE WELCOME

>>528240001
Easier to hit it with fire so it dies instead of prolonging the fight so you deal 4% more damage to it over time. It has the same failing as guardian where they are fine but they are actually slowing everyone down doing their thing.

>>528240108
Way lower and I carry you niggers on my back as Rev

>>528240000
>Current guy is a solid 10/10
I doubted you initially but quads have made me rethink my assumption

>>528240086
Duchess is so elegant and sexy to me. You should all put on the Darkness skin for high heel ASMR NOW!

>>528240140
>prolong the fight by making the boss harder to kill
>bosses are easier to kill without a debuff
dumbass fire retard

>>528239823
It's ok, but I think it's competing with too many other useful things. You want the roar heal and other universally useful passives like the gaol buff and rally. On top of that, he doesn't get any ARC on level ups so ARC+3 does a lot for him too.
You can't really fit all that in alongside the triple status meme.

>>528240142
Woah no need to be so offensive I was just teasing you...

>>528239629
Just dogeza pose in front of me next time we run into each other in game. Thay way ill know you're serious

>>528239823
>>528240234
The game hands you these relics its easy to make the triple build.

>>528240206
Moot argument, I already killed it with my fireball.
Again, its like the guardian issue, those guys don't know how much they are slowing down the team. You don't either.

What exactly am I supposed to do with Raider's ult? I haven't figured out a good application for the rock.

>>528239087
>Full-Power Libra
Huh?

>>528240378
You cant even explain how applying frostbite is slowing down the team lmfao. You hitting adel once with a fireball so you can cuck all my ironeye damage is retarded and so are you.

>>528240459
You can attack the libra when he's cloaked in Limveld.

>>528240168
she's not gonna fuck you lil bro

>>528240234
Roar heal seems useless, is it really necessary on him?

>>528240459
There’s a deal you can do with Libra where he starts off at his strongest.

So the new bosses rotate weekly? What day are we saying goodbye to purple jaw?

>>528240463
You want me to not attack the boss with a fire spell so we do more damage to it with the frost debuff from your nightlord relic right? You want to do more damage to frost afflicted enemies?
I don't. I want to kill the enemy so we can go kill more enemy.
If I wanted to play footsie with the enemies I'd be playing solo or guardian. I don't have time for your gimmicks when the rain is closing in.

Please tell me this mass replying "femcel" attentionwhore isn't my favorite erg Rev jesus christ

>>528240565
Yeah but he's an absolute pushover in Limveld

>>528240626
Ah

>>528240625
I find it necessary for doing 3bar revivals in co-op. If you're soloing it's not important.

anyone have any good raider relics i can take a peek at?

>>528240652
i want you to have more than double digits in your iq so you make a smart decision and realize youll do more damage hitting the boss with anything other than fire while its frostbitten instead of being a chimp brained retard who thinks he should just be spamming attacks

>>528240783
I can't hear you over there we moved on to the next ping.

gaol / phys2 / runes
wyld ult lava / phys2 / runes
wyld skill+1 / phys2 / runes

>Day 1, kill wylder invader
>we get 2 as in TWO purple great swords with good AoW that each give 30%+ damage negation after taking damage
>our wylder doesnt even have full kit, he ignore them
whyyyyyyy

does nightreign have a moonlight sword?

>>528232171
>a free physick on the roof
as in physick flask?
what the fuck, really?

this game really requires you to explore and rush at the same time

>>528240869
Yes

>>528240828
move some more goalposts so you can try to cope around how 20% debuff is worse than your pussy single fireball for 100 damage

>>528240828
>>528240652
unfortunately the guy you're replying to is kind of right. It's a team game nonnykins. Just check relics at the start and use something else.

>>528240869
yes
I havent seen it but its there in the training ground

>>528240869
Darkmoon Greatsword is in the game and Heolstor, the Night Lord has a Moonlight Greatsword on top of that.

>>528240918
>>528240951
oh wow, sweet

>>528240445
does a lot of stance damage, interupts most attacks from bosses. can interupt grabs or their ultimate sometimes too. also provides a bonus to stats for a while. also can block enemy LoS

>>528239417
>calls herself a "femcel"
>"btw I've also dated several men and am currently in talking stages with a 10/10 so even though you're all trying to smooth talk your way into my discord/steam dm's I'm not interested byeeeeee"
The difference between the incel experience and the femcel experience is comical.

>nearly 1.3k HP as Ironeye

Thanks birdman's grief.

Previous most HP was 1k

spooopy adel

>>528240946
no bro we should immediately hit frostbite adel with fire so hes even harder to kill. who cares if his resistance is insane after the second frostbite

>>528239417
Ywnbaw

The only thing that kills the game is wondering how many quests I have to try before I find people who are competent

It gets tiring to fail over and over again even when it's not my fault

>>528240869
No. The player can find Darkmoon.
Moonlight has been gone since DaS3, and Heolstor rubs it in our face.

>>528241000
Feels bad man

>>528240907
also there are chest treasure spots on the map you can open at any time that sometimes have physicks or purple weapons. I just a moonviel and that physick that prevents FP consumption from an unguarded chest hiding under the bridge at the lake

>>528241082
Just offhand a grafted blade greatsword

>>528241000
It's either a larping tranny or a fat ugly hag who cares

>>528241000
femcels don't exist, it's an oxymoron
nice trips btw

Currently 2/3 erg PC

>>528241000
sir please post these truth nukes in the morning

Hey!

>>528241202
So a fat ugly hag can get a 10/10 guy

>>528241000
Trvke

>>528241161
I've never gotten one in this game, what does it do?

>>528241298
Hey! Listen!

>>528241151
>>528240979
damn, this guy is cool. he's like an outrider knight on steroids with mlgs

hoi!

>>528239283
The deal where you both fight at your greatest? Idk if HE gets buffed any more than you do but it just starts him off in the shield unbroken phase. After that, the fight continues as normal. Done it before for shits and giggles with friends. Obviously not a great deal since any good team would never let him meditate properly, but not #1 difficult boss tier

This is why I'm prison gay. Femboys could never break my heart

>>528240865
I don't think many people know those grief weapons are different from their starter.
>>528240907
Yeah. Its a random roll but it is on the corpse most of the time (sometimes its only a crab). Here is a shitty mspaint layout of where it is at.

Salut!

Holy loading screen...

>>528241319
>So a fat ugly hag can get a 10/10 guy
The "10/10 guy" is either a horse cock dildo or her dog btw

>>528241335
this

>>528240630
Bump

awesome run, dudes

Im not gonna play SLOPreign no more. Elden Ring Won.

why is oroboro awful at this game

Bring me Everdark Soverign Shitdel.

>>528241585
Hey Newt!

>>528240630
It's sort of like events in Helldivers, where enough people need to collectively clear the content for it to get dispelled and us to get something new. Based on how purple gaping jaw is gaping people, I'd say it'll be about 4-6 weeks before enough groups clear it and it gets dispelled for a different boss.

>>528241580
pvp man playing pve

Why'd they have to make the dancer snaller? Now my no roll strats aren't working as they should.

>>528241000
i don't understand how this is the widespread accepted observation when there are just as many girls in the world as boys
don't get me wrong i am a handholdless loser man who is approaching his 30s but the numbers just don't add up

>>528241690
No it's not they said it's going to be up for a week in the blog post

>>528241690
Wrong
>>528240630
The 26th

>>528241690
theyre on weekly rotation the page you can find off steam says as much

Sentient pest and darkdrift are next in rotation sometime

https://www.bandainamcoent.com/news/elden-ring-nightreign-the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged

>ww0w4w

>>528241157
i think i saw those on the map but still never opened one
>>528241390
went very out of your way to explain it, 10/10 thank you

>>528241775
there are more men who are desperate for sex/romance than there are women who are equally desperate

see: dating apps

>>528241837
>>528241861
>>528241869
Why are you guys lying? They literally said that's how it's going to work.

psbros
>actual sense of camaraderie between al lhe psbros of /erg/
>win games
>have fun, make posts about it
>no drama
pcbros
>no different from playing with randoms
>win games
>dont have fun
>drama
>people who cheat
>doxxing, posting of steam pages, calls to block and gatekeep players they dont like
curious.

>lets have a fun augur round
>shitter duo rushes castle instantly
>spends 12 minutes getting clapped by bbh at level 1
>bruh why arent you helping us
i hate these people so much

>>528241580
I'm glad I'm not the only one
I watched his tierlist video out of pure curiosity and he said that Guardian was the undisputed best reviver in the game
Then when he got to revenant, he didn't even mention the fact her claws do increased revive bar damage, her summons can revive for her or even revive herself, or that her ult is a nigh-global rez
Idiot

>>528241974
based guys.

>>528241939
Read it and weep faggot (unless youre trolling me in which case bravo)

>>528241861
>26th
Damn. I'm already bored as fuck of him.

>>528241000
it's comparative.
men need like 2 sexual partners to know they're sexually attractive, because women are selective.
women need to be single for 2 months to know they're shit ugly monsters who need to settle to get someone, because men aren't selective and would fuck toilet paper rolls.

it's a term that has lost all meaning.

>>528241974
you get matches with erg passwore on PS?

>>528241939
>The First Everdark Sovereign, an enhanced version of Adel, Baron of the Night (Gaping Jaw) is now available.

>This encounter will be available from June 19 10:00 JST 3:00AM CEST 6PM PDT to June 26 9:59 JST 2:59 CEST 5:59 PM PDT.
BOOM. I command thee kneel, B*TCH.

I've done a lot of everdark adel..

I forgot how bullshit Libra is with a character that can't interrupt his buff. I got killed from behind 2 times by some shit that I couldn't even see, I feel like I'm surviving his buffed phase out of sheer luck rather than skill.

>>528236721
he has no style
he has no grace
this kong has a funny face

>>528241974
it's like that mad men meme where like PSbros always make up some weird rivalry and bad mouth us PCbros and PCbros are just like "I don't think about you at all"

>>528242083
You have to actually announce that you're queuing in the thread, and deal with some shitposting, but yes.

>>528242124
I could only bring myself to do two. Getting only 5 sigils per run feels so insanely bad, I'd rather just wait until next week and get 25 again.

>>528242079
It lost all meaning because it was a term for women that women tried to apply to men and it never applied to men.
Men can rape, there is no such thing as an involuntarily celibate man.
Pic rel is the nexus patient zero for the moniker. It is a average looking woman sulking about nothing.

>>528241690
bro is fluent in yappanese

>>528242028
>>528241580
I watched him play dutchess
he never used her restage

>>528242206
Yeah that cunt has no idea what it's like to be ugly

>>528231000
You can't see Rya's nipple even if you tried

>>528231285
Fromslop. Slopsouls. Rollslop. SLOP.
make sekiro 2 already

>>528236721
...FOUL TARNISHED

>>528242141
>guardian player on psn tilts an entire discord again
many such cases!

>>528242005
glad im not the only one this has happened to

>>528242206
>men can rape, there is no such thing as an involuntarily celibate man
This is so retarded

>>528237129
Raise me in the rankings right now
I'll even play a match with you so you see that I'm placed unfairly

>>528242005
Stop making bread for your sister you fat fuck

>>528242206
>Men can rape, there is no such thing as an involuntarily celibate man.
what kind of retarded take is this

>>528242429
It's true

>>528239519
Listen, I play Duchess so I can mash dodge and never have to learn timing of attacks. That said this game is pretty overwhelming. I keep up though...kinda.
>>528240108
>37
Heh yeah who would be THAT old and still playing?

>>528242301
based

>>528238768
maybe

>>528242395
>>528242429
1. it is correct.
2. a less extreme example is prostitution

0 people on earth are involuntarily celibate.

>>528242206
she's not even ugly

Thank fuck they added the ability to create your own shifting earths, I was stuck on Executor as my last remembrance for a while because I couldn't get mountaintop

By the way, am I the only one who's doing or done it for everyone, or do people just do their mains

>>528242479
Women can rape 12 y/o boys so they can't be involuntarily celibate either. And unlike men they will barely get in trouble for it

>>528242479
Rape is a terrible thing to commit and no man with any sort of moral compass would ever fucking do it so no it's not true. If you wanted to make that take you should've said men can fuck prostitutes instead.

>>528242552
1 year old baby

>>528242486
I play Duchess because she makes my dick hard.

>>528242604
She's disgusting

>>528242206
she looks better than most girls i know lol
it lost meaning because they use it to attack men who disagree with them politically. like they call andrew tate or henry cavill incels.
>Men can rape
not in first world countries, yeah you can physically rape but you'll get arrested and ruin your life forever.
it would make more sense to say men can pay prostitutes

>>528242604
She knows as much as you do. She wanted attention and birthed a meme.
>>528242624
Pretending to be an offended woman isn't really relevant.

>>528242628
I respect that. I play Guardian sometimes because I want to help him repopulate the flock.

>>528242301
trvke

Why do you guys always devolve into this kind of talk.

>>528242657
I've seen worse

I like when I get support incantations as a revenant, even if its horribly suboptimal I will try to walk next to people to buff them midcombat

>>528242624
That's retarded and I shouldn't have to say why.
>>528242552
Most incels want love, not sex.

Now stop going off topic.

>>528242552
>0 people on earth are involuntarily celibate.
okay I understand why you're saying this but there are many people for whom rape (or prostitution) is a line that can't be crossed

you're being reductive when you say things like that

>>528242695
better than seething about trannies, real or imagined

>>528242608
That's stupid, that's like saying "You can beat anyone in chess, this man can do it it"
>>528242613
Obvious joke out of the way of "so most would"

>>528242751
That's like saying you would rather be shot or stabbed.

>>528242693
based retarded bronybro
>>528242751
And everyone is being reductive when they say people are involuntarily celibate. No one is, everyone is making a choice to be and claiming it isn't a choice. That is reductive reasoning on its own.

>>528240445
>step 1: find a hand ballista/jar cannon (greatbows are ok but inferior to the aforementioned options)
>step 2: use the ult not too close to your target and stay on top of the pillar
>step 3: fire away at your target and pray that they don't come near the pillar

>>528242674
>>528242745
>assert an absolute truth with an absurd number
>counter
>non-argument retorts
tch, weak
i thought you off topic shitposters were better at this

Black anon here
I main Wylder AMA

>>528242552
You can fuck a prostitute but inceldom was never about people wanting to have sex for its own sake and being unable to. It's about people who want to have a romantic partner and not being able to manage that.

>>528242301
parryslop

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>>528242868
>>assert an absolute truth
Why do autists keep thinking people do this all the time? Is it just a symptom of their autism?

I'm starting to think it is more worthwhile to savescum roll 10 gemmies from jarboy than bartering for 1 gem from the table. How much will they charge when they eventually have a character specific big gem option? I'm assuming 8 or 10.

>>528242876
What is the best question I could ask you?

>>528242876
How do you find a good watermelon?

>>528242876
do you want to fuck duchess

>>528242936
hoshinigga... why...?

in the 2000s youd all just be called fags and we'd laugh at you lmao
>muh incelerinos

>>528242486
Fixed that fanart for ya.

Where is /souls/?

>>528242745
>Most incels want love, not sex.
at this point I would take a nice smile

>>528242876
post cornrows

>>528242845
this anon >>528242892 right here has got it, being an incel is about relationships or pulling women, not buying sex from a prostitute

>>528243005
Without the watermark, how is someone who sees it supposed to find the artist if they like the picture?

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>>528242936
>>528243083
she didn't say that

>>528243012
in the abyss next to /dsg/ and /bbg/

>>528243070
Don't care. It's fucking fanart, not his fucking cocksucking portfolio. Don't tell me what to do.

>>528243014
That would imply that someone can swap in and out of being an incel and would qualify lime some lime 50 year old man who got a divorce and is now trying to find new love but can't, as an incel

>>528242959
What is my favorite weapon in all souls?
>>528242979
From local farmers
>>528242985
Nah she is my cute imouto
>>528243014
I shave my head

>>528243149
But what if I ask for the source? What would you say like if I wanna see more?

>>528242946
>Is it just a symptom of their autism?
Yes, sadly.
>>528243014
I know, but that is how men see the situation and men don't matter in the situation. It is a label used by a woman to describe herself and then it got thrown at men in a cope when it entered the lexicon of men.
How women use it and how men want relationships in reality aren't related in this. The guy saying women use it to label men they don't like politically is probably most on point besides me.

>>528242876
Please cosplay Wylder

>>528242876
Are black people in general good at souls games or do you have to be the alolan type black anime connoisseur to "get it" ?

This is what happens when foids and troons enter the thread: actual discussion becomes impossible.

I'm actually worse at fighting the Bell Bearing Hunters with the average retard getting in my way.
>try to strafe around his overhead slams and pokes
>retard who has been getting walloped the entire time doesn't move and we both get hit

>>528243240
I'm a black anon and I'm the best Guardian player here. The other black guys I know in real life aren't particularly good at souls games though. Most don't even touch them.

>>528243306
Its a guy and people are kind of making fun of him by playing along with him.

>>528243153
yeah, that's a valid interpretation

>>528243195
post scraggly beard

>>528243215
>It is a label used by a woman to describe herself and then it got thrown at men in a cope when it entered the lexicon of men.
at this point the usage to describe certain kinds of men is far more common

>The guy saying women use it to label men they don't like politically is probably most on point besides me.
I agree which is why this conversation is kinda pointless

>>528243306
Trukie trvke

>>528243347
>black anon
>Guardian player
funny

>>528243313
I use strafes a lot in my gameplay and I know to assume that I'm going to get cockblocked by my teammates whether intentional or not. You need to accept that it's going to happen and plan accordingly on the fly.

>>528243203
Too fucking bad. I'd say
>"the artist is a complete faggot and I removed his watermarks because he told me not to"
Creditniggers are filth. I never gave a fuck about them bit the first time I ran into a sperg who screamed at me about it, I knew I would enjoy shitting on them and people like them forevermore.

>>528243407
Strange, because I wasn't joking. I'm black and main Guardian. I carry in every expedition I'm in as well.

>>528243434
No.
They should adjust THEIR plan to accommodate me.

>>528243374
based retarded bronybro
>>528243486
Same.

>>528243195
What is your favorite weapon in all souls?

What's the deal with Ironeyes never picking up passive weapons?
I've seen a lot of iron eyes with just 2 bows and that's it

Can't wait to get the hard mode Caligo relic for my Ironeye so I can go invisible while hitting stuff from a safe range with a status bow.
Also with more physical resist on top of everything else because fuck you.

>>528243486
>black
>Guardian
>carry
funnier

ahem

>>528243347
Is guardian black coded ? I personally think his english va accent comes off as some type of Indian from india type. Also thank you for your candor in answering.

>>528243306
>when men whine and cry about things, it's women's fault
Ok

When you play mages in elden ring, what do you normally level first? Do you level everything like 1 pt vigor, 1 pt fth, 1 pt mind, 1 pt end. Or do you go full into fth and mind?

>>528242863
Allies near a totem stela gain 15% physical damage boost, it's a bad idea to cast it away from the enemy.

>>528243237
I have never done cosplay....
>>528243371
I shave my beard too
>>528243083
>>528242936
You guys are funny
>>528243240
What i can say is that it's not a common thing to see, but the person who introduced me to souls (DS3 was my first game) was also black.
>>528243531
Holy Moonlight Sword

is BBH the only demiboss who they didnt animate stagger animations for (think raiders empowered punch)

>>528243567
Nah everyone just likes him the most. The bird became the posterboy of the game.
t. asian guardian player

>>528243469
If I posted a clip from a game and you asked me what game it was and I said "Nuh uh, not telling" you'd think that's silly
It's good to let people know where the art came from so they can find more of it

>>528243584
depends on how much of a caster you want to be. don't ignore vigor

>>528243608
you are obviously not black, try harder next time

>>528243608
Which one of that is that? I like the claymore but I like the idea of the moonlight sword

In the mood to commission revenant porn, but my best idea is just bellbearing fag using her as mastrubator.
And because all ai assistants don't know anything after 2024, they can't advice anything in character either for nightreign.
Suffering

>>528243647
Don't care. Nigger artist shouldn't have told me what to do.

>>528243695
Yeah I'm trying not to but every time I find a new incantation I'm like damn, I should level faith more isntead of vigor.

>>528243608
Okay admittedly it's not an easy cosplay to start with lol. Who are your favorite characters to have on your team?

Revenant is the Kerillian of Nightreign.

>>528242301
They won't, sekiro will be the forgotten middle child that had huge potential, embrace the slop!

>>528243567
I think his reminiscent of indians, same as you. My belief is they just wanted to make him appear exotic, instead of trying to draw a parallel to any one race. Also I'm not the black anon that plays Wylder, in case that got a little muddied.

>>528243642
I like him because I'm an armorfag and like to tank.

>>528243706
I love the Claymore too
HLMS is the BB version of the MLGS

>>528243814
I like paladin type builds.

>>528243815
Oh isn't rhat one ALSO the claymore? Like ehen you use its ability it's the moonlight one and when it's not it's the claymore?

>>528243771
the character that's popular to hate?

>>528243771
elf racism is like 90% of the fun though

>>528243872
learn to fucking spell you stupid femcel

>>528243815
based bb enjoyer

>>528243765
>Okay admittedly it's not an easy cosplay to start with lol. Who are your favorite characters to have on your team?
I feel like my best runs are always with Raiders and Revenants

I am glass cannon rn, please carry me bulky executor and raidermen

>>528244045
This anon wants a Rev gf to go Wyld on. I see you. I see you.

Never say never, unless it's to say "never say never" or "never give up"!

This has been your resident Guardian main here, bringing you your nightly dose of encouragement!

>>528243587
obviously you don't want to use it from the other end of the arena, but using it right next to the boss is a bad idea because it often does more harm than good (pillar blocks teammates' visibility, boss gets stuck inside the pillar, etc), the hitbox of the pillar is bigger than it looks and one can take advantage of that.

>>528243872
>Oh isn't rhat one ALSO the claymore? Like ehen you use its ability it's the moonlight one and when it's not it's the claymore?
That's why it's my favorite. It's literally the two most kino souls weapons combined the Claymore and the Moonlight Greatsword.

>>528243994
You can read it juat fine, you don't know anything about me, and femcel is a meaningless word

>>528244181
based positive anon

>>52824230
>

>>528244181
bird mains really can't go 5 minutes without being cringe

>>528244114
>This anon wants a Rev gf to go Wyld on. I see you. I see you.
I won’t confirm nor deny anything. But Revvy a cute.

>>528244219
I KNOW THAT'S YOU MADISON

>>528244381
Clearly only one person in the entirety of 4chan or the internet or anyone who played dark souls likes that sword even though it was literally a conver sation where two people said they liked it, obviously, there's no reason to say that

>>528244023
i miss /bbg/

im tired boss

>>528244482
and yet I can still tell that that's you

do you still want to be raped to death?

>>528244541
No you can't

Why would that be something that changes?

>>528244540
You can fight someone else you know, just because he's there doesn't mean you have to

Motherfucker

>>528243730
Just have a fellow night farer use her as an onahole while she's downed, as a means to revive her.
Or make it so she has to beg for starlight shards before the boss, gets plaped, and gets the shards but they're covered in cum

>>528244750
The type of guy that dies in chariot camps.

>>528244659
maybe your mental health has improved since we last talked about it

>containment thread dies
>this thread instantly goes to shit
someone bake a fresh /dsg/ or /soulslike/ or whatever please

>>528244834
Why do you insist its a bad thing? What are the "good" ways to die, all of them are bad

>>528243313
I already got good at him my hours of replaying elden ring. That's why I'm not surprised elemer, whack blade, and death shite bird became infamous in this game, in elden ring it's very easy to outlevel everything in the game so I don't think the bulk of players ever got good at any of the fights. Elemer isn't insanely hard but has a tougher moveset in a vacuum than anything in ds3 and despite being squishy in the castle he still hit very hard. Everyone quite literally did not beat the game and it's come back to bite them having to contend with the castle bosses.

>>528244897
you do it

>>528242876
What are you thoughts about the resident jungle bunny R*cluse being obsessed with BWC and BBC (Big Bird Cawk) ?

>>528244914
it's okay, don't get worked up over it

I am hackerman.

i'm noticing some mental illness here

>>528244916
It doesn't help that most people will powerlevel VIG right away, so getting oneshotted doesn't actually happen in base ER even if you're of appropriate level.

>>528245007
>What are you thoughts about the resident jungle bunny R*cluse being obsessed with BWC and BBC (Big Bird Cawk) ?
Honestly im just happy we have an attractive black woman vidya character with tons of fanart. We definitely need more of these.

>>528245151
yeah it's not good.

>>528243584
Typically a mix of mind and my casting stat and then vigor when i feel too squishy. Once I hit the soft cap for the casting stat I will pump my vig to the usual advised amount and then proceed to ignore it. Usually a fan of the low-cost spells so never really felt the need for endurance or at least I can't recall levelling it

>>528245308
What's funny is if this was a western game they would've given her curly auntie hair, white palms and garish "africanesque" colors

>>528239417
ps5?

>>528245393
This is kinda like that mel gibson movie

>>528245152
I think powerleveling vig to 60 is a meme actually peddled by content farmers like vaati and it won't actually help you steamroll anything. The real reason it happens is that there's too much content and too much openendedness to balance properly and you have people over level 100 by the time they fight morgott. 160+ commonly by the end or Malenia.

>>528244784
Sorry, but sounds lame.
I know that my idea wasn't original or even good, but yours kinda sucks. Well shards one is actually decent, but need to think about it. Maybe revenant showing tits while begging for shards and getting cum strained ones?

>>528245393
>mesugaki

>>528245393
This mesugaki anon really loves to play huh?

>Got a great solo run going against gigadel, even got an extra revive in case I really mess up
>End up dying with 5 flasks left due to a lot of stupid deaths and inability to dodge the grab
>Next run is turbo shit, fucking lost the wending grace to ancient dragon of all things and don't even have that good weapons
>End up easily clearing gigadel using only two flasks
I know there's probably passives that explain the disparity but man it feels bad to be so inconsistent with gigadel

Thank you erg for carrying my ironeye ass.

The new evergoal relic with guaranteed buff + key on a single relic might actually be too strong.
I've been doing runs with a group where all of us had it, and do 4-6 goals a run and every time and everdark adel has been melting, and just dies shortly after we jump into his tornado.

>>528245440
>What's funny is if this was a western game they would've given her curly auntie hair, white palms and garish "africanesque" colors
I hate the modern trend of making fictional characters in fantasy settings look like "real" people. Thankfully From games always have amazing character designs.

I really enjoy the game, but my biggest complaint is that there's not anywhere near enough variety. If your entire game is based around randomization, you need to give it more to keep things fresh. As it stands right now, it is braindead easy to figure out how to proceed.

>>528245680
Dude. The evergaol buff is neat buy sto swords are common as fuck. You're one of those retards who doesn't know that most Churches/Forts/Castles have a chest that has a high likelihood of dropping keys right?

why is matchmaking so fucking retarded?
is it so hard NOT to pair me with people from the other side of the globe?
>everything is laggy
>i get disconnected
>game session found
>try reconnecting
>can't reconnect
>back to menu
>login in the game
>game session found
>if you decline rejoining you may incur in penalties
why are they so fucking retarded? i literally can't reconnect ffs

>>528245810
that hollow night

>>528245810
need another character with a fun movement option like wylder

>>528245440
That's not funny at all!

>105 hours
>65 hours in expeditions
40 hours of alt tabbing...

>>528245810
Imagine a rougelike souls game with procedural generated chalice dungeons

>>528245842
>dude you know you can just get the stonesword keys if you spend time going for them, too, right??
okay? you're really intelligent bro

>>528246165
>spend time
Anon. It takes like 4 seconds. Getting one for sure is legitimately "start with 2 magic grease" tier.

GGs on the fight. It was pretty easy.

how do I find the "blocking charges ult" relic?
I mean, I think I have it. how do I filter for it?

>>528245783
Personally I want a playable character that's from the more "out there" races like the Serpentmen, or maybe even an omen.

>>528246221
>it takes 4 seconds to go into a castle and look for the keys
wow, AND good at counting!

>>528246391
Action effect I think?

>>528246391
Probably under action, that's where most of the "if you do X then Y happens" relics end up under

>>528246334
GGs, even on utmost strength, he still got flattened.

>>528246462
You can be snippy all you want. The relic overrated, not even close to overpowered. Sonteswords are so common I often end up tossing them on the ground by night 2.

>>528246334
Hell yeah it was. I goofed up and got turned around in a panic in the storm but I choked back a lot of runes through rng with that locust buff.

>>528246463
>>528246472
thanks

finally caved and got this asset flip
it's actually fun. damn.

>>528246402
>Personally I want a playable character that's from the more "out there" races like the Serpentmen, or maybe even an omen.
Guardian is already that

cool

>>528246743
That's terrible though, why would you want an ability that only activates when you play poorly?

>>528246743
The ability is not the hook, it's the revive thing.

>>528246697
shill post btw

>>528247051
Then what's the good ones, Character ability cooldown and ultimate art gauge?

Recluse boobies.

GG rev and wylder
first time playing bird in a while so sorry if I wasnt keeping up at first

Also does the shield in offhand count as "2 armaments" ?

>>528245308
Nigga she ain't african

>>528246743
It's still good, that's a nice relic

>>528247513
sorry recluse Im retarded I hate revenants ngl Im tired

>>528247405
For Wylder, something that gives you the fire attack follow-up is pretty important. Other than that, if you wanna absolutely metafag, then the stonesword key/gaol buff combo you can buy from the new shop. Other than that just use your best judgement, the one that spreads fire on art is pretty decent since you usually will stagger the boss when you use it.

>>528233668
can i get a summary im tired and don’t feel like reading all that

>>528236948
Headcanon, that is

>>528247548
she is literally a black woman you fucking retarded faggot, regardless of if she's AFRICAN, she's BLACK

holy fuck you are such a fucking plague upon humanity for being allowed to live after the doctors realized all of your mental deficiencies

>>528247548
>Nigga she ain't african
Where did i say she was?

>>528247414
*honks your titties*
hi slut, how are your games today?

>>528247664
No. She's as black as a drow or a duergar.