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>>528312304 (OP)

DROP some webms

When a corki player speaks you shut up and listen, you might learn something.

Stay positive /lolg/!

niggalow webms killed the general

If I had an ult it would be called supreme display of no talent

Anyone else think Sona is quite sexy? I don't know if anyone else has noticed but her breasts are pretty large.

>>528312983
My webms are from emerald 4-diamond elo though

>>528313186
aka niggalow

What lane and champ should I play to really show I hate women?

>>528313186
epic niggalow webm nigga

>>528312983
die mad about it

>>528312375
would a dating sims like this sell well?

>>528313507
lgbt males like sett, graves, TF ksante i suppose

>>528313186
You could post Challenger webms and they'd call them niggalow my dude

>>528313601
a dating sim thats overtly sexual and every character is ooc for memes?
no no it wouldnt

>>528313507
jungle/top unga bunga champs

>>528313807
i'm mid/supp but i'm literally a muscular man irl

>>528313890
post your twink hands

>>528313807
Unga Bungas rise up

>>528313807
i queue bot/mid but i promise i am not toxic :)

>>528313807
I only play hyperscalers, where do I belong?

>>528314161
mid/bot or bot/jungle

>>528314161
mid/bot it's right there on the chart. are you blind?

>>528314235
>>528314249
Ah true, I play top/mid though. Mainly Kayle/Mundo/Vlad

The Sadist and The Bully are two sides of the same coin except Akshan has double shot so he can land CS consistently while being a dick

>>528313807
any "not support" girlies hit me up

>>528312864

reminder that Nami is soft

>>528313807
oh I was supposed to have a feminine name ...

>>528312864
>1000 physical damage against monsters
>+300 (+125% bAD)

>>528315565
Yup its kino right
She can steal baron from 2.8k-ish if you're full build with an R-Earth Q

remember hextech gunblade?

NOT YET
...NOT YET

Soraka my cute wife!

>>528315269
You know who else is soft? Soraka.

>>528316319
>bush peeking out
I'd go to town on that mhmmm

>>528315269
>>528316319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Beahujd0NRU
Very important please watch

>Wake up
>Mordekaiser is still reworked

I don't know how to win games like this. I can kill 2 guys top lane but then my team will lose a 4v3. Whenever I'm not around my team just dies and if I leave a lane the enemy will just take the tower.

>>528316579
>posts pic of reworked morde (worst iteration)

>>528316319
i wish i was naturally sexy so i could be gross and still be considered attractive

>>528316671
You had shaco support its unwinnable sadly
Dodge those retards every time
>eclipse manamune qiyana
YIKES

>like 3 of my most played champs not deleted by Riot in 2025
i don't even know who to try and play anymore

>>528316302
GO TO THE BATHROOM

>>528316908
that pic just looks gross and unattractive tbqh

>>528316762
CT mord immeasurably better than his VGU

>>528316319
whoa, that's enough food for today

>>528316208
ArenaCHADS remember because it was in the game like 2 months ago

>>528316908
Saying sexy in 25' is Indian coded

>>528316962
my best advice is to pick a relatively new or extremely popular champion to main
Illaoi is a riot favorite shell never get reworked into a different character
Garens been pretty stable, same with Darius unless you liked their pre-juggs versions
same with poppy

as far as the riot beloveds Yasuo, Ahri, Jinx, Ekko, Lux, Braum, Ezreal, MF, and Illaoi are champions that will never be reworked so theyre safe, so are champs whove already been reworked into something completely unlike the original
anyone else is waiting for their turn in line on the chopping block

>Wake up
>Sejuani is still reworked

>>528317212
Yep, I didn't think she'll get all those snacks done. But on the bright side, she's all the soft I need now.

>>528317169
her tits are huge and her face is cute

https://files.catbox.moe/xvyxmu.mp4

Briar won

>wake up
>Briar is still nerfed

>Wake up
>Rell is still reworked

>>528318106
yeah, looks like she'll need a hard carry

>>528318384
>>528318367
>Briar won...
>a nerfed

guys there may be hope for my hardstuck iron 4 ivern friend after all he just tried illaoi and loved her holy fuck he has a chance to climb...

>>528318857
But T1 says Illaoi is trash...

>>528318676
This is what I've been training for!

>>528316962
You ever try Qiyana she doesnt have any circles in her kit and she's nothing like Darius you might like her

>>528318927
illaoi has +5 winrate in iron or something

>>528318857
Illaoi is a shitter savior
I know a hopeless dude who is real bad at every game he touches and even he got gold with Illaoi after being hard stuck bronze since he started playing lol and hes been playing lol since s3

>watching spirit blossom irelia
>ult lines are the same VO as default skin on an 1820
erm....?
>>528319372
i'm too old for fast combo champs like that

>>528313807
I have a theory about top laners.
I believe there are 2 kinds of top laners, the chads and the brats.
The chads are the chill guys who play what they feel like, the brats are people who really should be support mains and healsluts for a really aggressive (personality, not playstyle) ADC but they don't want to be "like other girls" so they play top to stand out, they're usually trannies and femboys. Typical for the brats are poor win rates, it's not unusual to see them with a negative win rate in Gold 4 with over 300 games played maining something like Riven, Irelia, Fiora, or another female/cute top laner. A surefire way to identify a brat is to try to ERP with them, if they respond they're a brat. A chad top laner would tell you to fuck off or not reply at all. Bras respond STRONGLY to getting sexually bullied or dommed. Unlike healsluts who spend a lot of time playing weaker, more dependent sluts the top lane brat is likely to pretend they don't like it due to the amount of time they've spent playing "strong independent" champions like Irelia.

This is a LIE.

Like all brats the top lane brat thrives on the attention and will do anything it can to get more of it. This is what leads to the concept of a "duelslut", while healsluts' primary source of attention is healing and supporting, a duelslut's main source is winning duels to get their teammates' approval. It's not uncommon to see duelsluts post webms of "outplays" no matter how good the play actually is just for the validation they, as massive attention whores, crave. If you keep forcing the brat into a submissive position relative to you you will most likely eventually break them and they will become obedient and maybe even become a more traditional healslut if that is what you want from them, although personally I prefer to keep them as duelsluts since there's usually enough healsluts as it is. Just remember that since they are domless brats it's your job to guide and train them, not hurt them.

>>528319562
Theres a VA strike of some sort going on right now so legendaries are getting released without the VOs that will theoretically be added at a later date

>>528319106
I don't think it'll be enough - that goat is getting bigger

>>528319635

Star Walkin and Arcane season one were league's peak and we're never going to reach it again

Thoughts?

>>528319635
is big L a brat?

>>528320048
Nothing will stop me!

When you play like shit with other lolgs and get suicidal out of shame.

>>528319635
>It's not uncommon to see duelsluts post webms of "outplays" no matter how good the play actually is just for the validation they, as massive attention whores, crave
most of the outplays here are posted by midlaners and adcs

Yone!

When you queue up for a ranked game.

>>528321565
there there you did your best

>>528319868
Strike ended some weeks ago. SB Karma and Morg have their English VO now. It's just a matter of time for Irelia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rNJwr6xqAk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfLl7sLLuro

>>528321671
only recently and thats pretty much just because of qmm

every time i see this anivia skin my dick twitches a bit

>>528321882
Have they added the VO for BA Xayah yet?

who are all the frequent webm posters

>>528321060
except gravity

>>528321934
you are sick in the head

>>528321671
When that pasta was written there was a Riven player who would post a lot of mediocre webms

>>528322190
also irelia webms used to get posted a lot

>>528322031
Not that I know of. I'm sure SkinSpotlights will upload it when it happens though. It will also depend on if the individual voice actors are willing to come back. I know some are still doing collective work refusal despite the strike being over.

>mosquito landed on my desk and didnt move
>go to slap it
>miss
im so fucking useless I am pisslow perma hardstuck and I will never rank up I cant even aim skillshots irl on stationary targets

Irelia webms you say?

good start to the weekend

>>528322292
same but with these fuckers instead

>>528321565
you're fine

>>528322292
Yeah someone else needs your blood more

Whenever you bully a Sona support this is who is on the other side of the screen.

https://files.catbox.moe/19lv1y.webm

>>528312304 (OP)
Made an Ace Attorney general for anyone interested
>>528320520

>>528323690
let's be honest, any chick with tits this huge has never played League of Legends in her life.

>>528323752
>general for a dead series
layton got a new game, maybe AA will too soon as they've remastered everything in a collection (aj/dd/soj are in a collection too right?) i don't think there's any point in trying to revive the general as things stand because of that but godspeed
nerf brand

>>528323690
could you imagine if jelly was this stacked and just played off being a subby giggly gurl online?

The coolest outplay webm a purely honest champ playing into an extremely dishonest champ and prevailing

https://files.catbox.moe/lduex1.webm

yunara agp

>>528323898
True, boobs like that get in the way of the keyboard.

>>528323690
How does one acquire this build?

Back by unpopular demand:
https://www.twitch.tv/lolfirestorm

>>528318647
sent that voli back to aiur

>>528325584
briarstorm!

>>528322052
Gravity is for the weak.

>>528325584
>old Bork

I MISS IT

>>528319528
If he can't consistently win games with me going hitler gwen mid and him playing Illaoi top then he's just fucked. because I already go 6:1 KDA most games

heres your casual normal draft game bro
riot carefully optimizing the fun out of the game every single day by letting these fucking creatures stack anything but flex
wish these faggots would get shot already

>>528326435
STOP PLAYING NORMS AND CARING ABOUT BALANCE YOU RETARD
QUEUE RANKED YOU GIGAPUSSY

>>528312864

>>528326515
Shut the fuck up Riot Pajeet, I won't play your shitty forced 50/50 eomm garbage trash

i really hate the senna lane man, and she gets MS on her first item? this is vile

>>528326828
you are absolutely positive that this wasnt vs bots?

nilah has to go IE second now? i'm not crazy about that, i liked her mythic build better
nuclear Qs felt nice

In what fucking universe is Yorick balanced?
>lifesteal
>ghouls
>maiden with INFINITE duration and tank level hlp
>maiden immune to smite

Seriously, get rid of this piece of shit already. Tired of my toplaners going 0-6 and autolosing us the game. Even peak Darius is better to deal with

>>528327183
>oh nooo not his negative damage minions

>>528326435
>49% wr master
>48% wr D1 72 lp
proof that you dont have to be good to be high elo, you just get your rank for free because the mmr only ever soft-resets

unpaint me lolg...I dont want this life...

>>528327459
best i can do is hit undo 3 times

>>528327368
>win a lot in low elo
>only ever lose in high elo
whats wrong with these two things being true and then being placed in medium elo?

>>528327459
You vill play the piano and you vill be happy

anybody wants to queue tft with me and chat on discord on something? na or euw.
can do normal too if you want idk

Goodnight, /lolg/ I hope you had a good day.

>>528327712
Euw Ign?

>>528327787
good night

>>528327812
Azuma Minami #3436

>>528328017
is it true you're a titcow?

>>528328181
excuse me?

>>528328250
whats your bra size?

>>528328250
Shut up and post your tits, whore

>>528328250
is it true that you have huge titties?

azuma is my goat stop being weird

>>528328357
42E
Why?
You want to buy me a bra or something?

>>528328639
yea
amazon wishlist?

Another game where I stomp a shitty Mundo and then bot lane ints

i'm so old i remember that anon being cis

When the EUW discord meets the NA discord

>>528326435
>next game
>same shit but different premade

yea i am done with this account entirely
i haven't been able to win games in months, let alone enjoy the game outside of ranked
it's quite literally the most unplayable garbage
i have 9% winrate in ARAM for the past 365days
less than 15% winrate in normal draft for the last 9 months
my mmr just keeps going up despite never seeing/experiencing any sort of success

this account is entirely unusable

>>528328639
would you edate an anon from NA?

Freaks the lot of you

>>528328017
Yeah nah not interested, Id prefer to avoid drama.

>>528329860
there's no drama to be had here... just add

>>528328639
you wanna be my gf?

>>528330198
Nah

So heres what were lookin at for tonight
I wonder if I'll be overlapping with another anon when I decide the new one trick

>>528329690
Toxicqueue claiming another one

>>528330725
id suggest starting with jhin for that category and then considering going green after if that game didnt leave a bad taste in your mouth

>>528327459
>>528327659
he deserved it lol...

being in a paradise as seraphine forever... now that would be the best ending... especially knowing you can do anything you want to someone that only wanted to destroy it...

>>528329690
>>528331825
>play another game
>i have lvl20 accounts in my game
>enemy is another dia stack with 3 masters this time
ASJKDHAJKOSDFGASDJFK

AHAHAHHAHASHDHASDHASHDHASD
AHAHHAHSAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


IMAGINME BEING RIOT NIGGER
HAHA
RIOT
FUCKING
NIGGERS
NEED TO GET SHOT IN THE HEAD
YOU FUCKING
DIRTY
NEGROIDM ANIMALS

>>528332064
you are evil

>>528332020
I dunno what going green means but ill just go down the line
were gonna do garen, then any of the adcs till we do one of each, then the junglers again adding any I find fun to the top list
then we'll go from there

Just lost a 40 minute "SWIFT" play game. So much fun!

>>528332308
what is actually evil is destroying an entire world for your own ego... something i would never do as a seraphine player...

i would be the one to make sure everyone is happy... even if it takes away my life in the end... i would never, ever want destroy the world simply because i wanted to leave it... there would be plenty of opportunity to find fulfillment in an unlimited world... which is why he deserves to play the piano for life until hes accepting of his crimes... music is a wonderful thing after all...

>>528332308
green is good

>>528332807
you just dont understand the story or characters at all
I guess that makes sense for someone who avatarfags as the most shallow character in lol

>>528333075
lets hope they dont nerf her if I pick her
I got the prestige skin so im already invested

>next day i'm still angry over this game
>gf called me autistic
Saturday ruined.
I was 15/3, why did I end up with 9 deaths? I started running it down when my team didn't want to ff. It's pointless to try to win a game with players like this.

>>528333075
need a gf like this

>>528333225
>live in runeterra your entire life
>oh i have another life with the most miserable and vindictive family on earth... and a host of health issues
>i guess runeterra is a nice place where i can see all my friends... look up to the champions... have a purpose...
>oh you want to destroy all that... because you think you know whats better for me... something that my entire family has been saying to me my entire life despite living for 30+ years...? and you'll genocide my entire life that i've known and happy in...?
>oh how about this... instead of all that you just play the piano like you've always wanted to... think of all the people in piltover who would love your music! you can master it forever... that's what you've always wanted right...? and after a couple years of this you'll naturally have a good life and it'll be the end forever... but life will go on for everyone else...
>what's that...? you still want to destroy it in an emotional fit...? on top of that you killed your own father and your sister wants nothing to do with you and you betrayed everyone that wanted to help...? you even lie to sleep with those that rely on your every word...? you killed the only person that i considered a brother and father...?

seems like you don't understand the story... makes sense for the typical greedy mental boomed league player that gives up the moment they get cheesed level 1...

>>528334049
SHE'LL DIE YOU RETARD
don't you understand that? he wants to save his baby sisters life even at the cost of his own thats the reason the real Verso made the same choice

>>528334049
Truth NUKE
Fuck Verso
Nerf Mel

>>528333075
does spin look like this

Why is there so much Ekko/Jinx advertisement in Wild Rift?
They got exclusive valentines skins and TWO events, one of which was supposed to be China-exclusive but people really wanted it in the west too.
Are Chinese and Latin Americans just huge fans of the pairing?

>>528330725
in my completely unbiased opinion you should play a lot of garen forever

>>528334510
LOL
c'mon anon.

>>528334685
he does have the most classic ship in lol and Kat is a great chick for him

>>528334283
>oh golly gee im realizing this runeterra world is taking a toll on my mental health... a lot of shit went down which is why i stayed a bit longer than usual... but thanks to my good friends who are still alive and that i trust... they convinced me to spend half half my life in runeterra and half in the real world... that way i can live longer and find the real me...
>whats that... you'll make the decision for me and genocide the entire world...? you don't trust me enough that eventually i'll calm down and listen to reason...? guess you weren't such a good brother after all...

>>528334410
100%... i would imagine seraphine being just as selfless as maelle... she's a shining beacon of what to do if put into that situation and verso is a hypocritical, lying, manipulative asshole and a perfect example of what not to do into that situation...

>>528334658
I have no real answer. Maybe the Chinese are into racial diversity?

>>528334761
what?

>>528335095
Taiwan (lol) and Korea too

>>528335473
Absolutely disgusting--but hey--they like what they like.

>>528335473
I learned to dislike this artist because of all the shit shipping she supports, but now I'm starting to hate her.

>>528335083
she literally talks about her own actual life as if its not worth living
with no future and no voice, she wants to die in the painting as Maelle
theres a reason Versos ending is in color, a life to love everyone in that family is able to move on and accept their grief
Maelles ending is colorless showing her losing her life the same way her parents were
you have to be genuinely stupid or trolling to interpret it any other way

>>528334049
>gives up the moment they get cheesed level 1
The Chadzakana strat.
>die once
>g fucking g
no flame c:

>>528335473
>>528335550
>>528335705
Anything to get the population to breed.
I like how Mel is there as an appliance.

>>528335750
i'm not being ironic... i think you're legitimately trolling or genuinely retarded...

>she literally talks about her own actual life as if its not worth living
ok... and she can calm down after a bit of time... she did go through a fucking lot... don't you think...? especially when her own father re-traumatizes her before the fight...
>with no future and no voice, she wants to die in the painting as Maelle
which can easily happen again if she goes into another painting... lol not like the family gives a shit about her...
>theres a reason Versos ending is in color, a life to love everyone in that family is able to move on and accept their grief
sure... because that funeral was so wholesome... what with both parents not even looking at her and her own sister still hating everyone... but its okay because editing made 1 ending black and white so that = bad!
>Maelles ending is colorless showing her losing her life the same way her parents were
reaching really far there if you can extrapolate that from a 2 minute opera scene...

not arguing this anymore you will play the piano until your fingers break you little cuck that is your punishment for trying to genocide an entire world on an emotional outburst...

vgs tonite?

>>528336394
>she can calm down
both verso and renoir knew she was lying when she said its be just a while longer
>not like the family gives a shit about her
renoir is literally in there trying to save both aline and alicia having to give up the last piece of his sons soul to keep them from losing themselves in the painting, her mother literally coming right back in the moment she was removed from it by force throwing her life aside the same way its obvious alicia would do
yes the funeral was wholesome, you see the entire cast from the painting waving goodbye happily alongside the family who is stepping forward into the future instead of sitting in the painting wasting away as living corpses
pic related
like I said in my first post you are evil
which makes sense for a seraphine poster

>>528337008
misogynist pig lol... i can guarantee if all the genders are swapped you would have 100% sided with genderbent maelle... you just think of women as incapable of having any sort of autonomy or decision making power... must be seething a girl can reach gm too...

yes, she did lie in the moment... there is nothing to stop her from realizing she has two lives...

her mother came back into the painting and literally says to renoir to just give alicia a bit of time lol... look it up...

funeral wasn't wholesome the entire cast wouldn't do that... its her headcanon why the fuck would lune happily wave goodbye and why is gustav beckoning her to follow him...?

you are the evil one... you would treasure 1 life over everyone else for no other reason that "his story was more tragic because he le ended himself once"

>League of Lumiere General

I love Lissandra!

I almost fell asleep this game.

I love playing Mordekaiser, he's such a good rework. One of the best. I love when I send people to the Death Realm and frickin' BONK them. I can't help but shout out loud "You're going to Brazil!" every time I ult someone. What a good rework.

>>528338695
>that Lux damage
holy shit riot nerf the fucking support item already

I play both top and support. Would I have more success in the current meta by playing splitpush champs or supports?

Now that the dust has settled, why did the Volibear rework flop so hard?

I like when the funny talking bear makes the funny face

the voli rework was amazeballs

if you deleted every champ the baus plays it would improve the game

>>528339071
Because creating a void zone with an undodgeable targeted stun is cancer. So he's forced to build full damage, or at the very least hybrid. Instead of being an actual tank that gets to knock people around.

>>528337808
You are the worst person in these threads by far. Someone says your opinion is wrong? MISOGYNSTIC PIG

Find a fucking rope already holy shit

>don't start moving for 1 minutes and 30 seconds

https://files.catbox.moe/alueta.webm
Oops I died a lot in this match haha!
Should have focused on myself!

>>528339440
dont reply to that freak he might think my argument turned into name calling
I figure at some point its time to stop giving seraphinetrash (you)s

>>528339218
he doesnt play jungle or lane bullies?

im LOSING MY MIND with how much FUN IM HAVING!!!!!

>august acknowledged illaoi sucks and they should do something about it
holy whitepill
maybe this season is worth playing after all

>>528340269
Who the fuck voted Ashe

>>528338956
crazy, two master+ players on smurfs doing silly things

>>528339879
True, should not even give it attention.

>>528340301
they should remove her mana bar. that's the august way

watch lpl

top rated, peak of the peak, 3v3 arena wow players are trying league right now because Tyler1 played classic wow with them and kept asking them to decide which is harder wow arenas in retail or league and the debates got intense and egos got scrapped,

pikaboo if I got his name right already reached diamond in like 200 games or so
the other one just started, Xaryu - now it's time for Tyler1 to also try Arenas.

>>528341461
>reached diamond in like 200 games or so
meanwhile i've been platstuck for years
gg dna gap

Support “The unseen gardener who feels the drift of every breeze, shaping the whole without claiming the harvest.”
Jungle “A roaming ecologist, listening for patterns in the forest and tending to them before they form into storms.”
Mid “The village elder at the crossroads, forever weighing which path the tale now asks to be walked.”
Top A sentry on the frontier who must remember that the horizon is wider than his watchtower.”
ADC “A craftsman of pinpoint skill who, in polishing one blade, can forget the war that rages beyond the forge.”

>>528312864

>>528341690
???
bug abuse? why so many shots

>>528341584
>Pikabooirl hits diamond in 337 games, just around 2-3 weeks
he said he played lol before and reached d1 in s3 or so, from the looks of it the guy is a pro gamer in general, in all levels of his mentality and practice, he always checks vods, consults with the best, tries his best to not waste time and do the most with thing he tests/learns

also he was ambiguous but some people say that he streamed back then and he even reached masters but on his main account it says d4 then stuck plat/gold s5 so maybe it was just d1, now in 2025 he picked up the same role as back then so he had a headstart, mmo knowledge does not vanish away but admittedly ADC is less of a macro role, guy is just a very good gamer overall

>>528341907

>>528341584
I was platstuck for years too anon but it was only because I never really tried to learn
You can definitely make it bro. League is all in your head, do some vod reviews after a ranked sesh and you'll start improving in leaps and bounds fr

>>528342007
>mmo knowledge
sorry meant moba

>>528342167
>it was only because I never really tried to learn
i've tried to learn through guides but i simply can't execute
my mechanics are so bad i should only be allowed to play like rammus or malzahar

>>528341461
the more impressive thing is that both of them have 40-60ms ping, wtf; the diamond guy played on the later and his main pick was Lucian who is latency sensitive, wtf...

>>528312905
Corki is unironically the most inflated champ in the game.

>>528342346
it's not just mechanics and stuff
I used to die 10+ times even on games I did well on doing dumb plays or chasing stupid kills
Just rewatching the silly mistakes will get your brain to remember them and subconsciously cut it out of your playstyle
Now I barely die 5 times on my good days.
I used to go like dozens of games straight with double digit deaths it sounds crazy to me now

>>528340518
Not me but had I been around for the poll I would have

Should I put in the effort to learn fiora? With a parry that works on everything in the game and %hp true damage, she should be effective against everything right? Who does she work best against and who does she struggle against?

>>528342007
also another consistency with this guy, he's ridiculously chill, doesn't lose his temper, 10/10 mental all the time, so imitate this lads

>>528342429
wow 60 ms that's so impressive dude that's unplayable especially on lucian

>>528330725
Rakan is only fun if you build like an APGOD with Redemption > AP items and don't get baited by tank support items.

>>528340857
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gN0WW0N9HAs

>>528343089
Can confirm. I do mejai’s rush into full AP/CDR. Including his passive he had one of the highest total AP ratios in his kit. Never mind the fact that half of them are shields and heals.

>>528343315
I only build resists and shit on him if I know the enemy is going to go "stun XD" on me four times in a row every fight so that I can't actually leverage his mobility. Redemption's fun, Shurelya's is fun.

>>528343043
yes, was doing the math earlier basically if you are above 30ms and that's already only 75% good you shouldn't bother playing some champions whatsoever

Lucian @ 60 ms RTT vs “ideal” 20 ms RTT
> latency math
one-way trip ............. 30 ms
avg tick rounding ........ 16.5 ms
input path (USB+OS) ...... ~3 ms
local render ............. ~7 ms
motion-to-photon (avg) ... 3 + 30 + 16.5 + 30 + 7 ≈ 87 ms
worst frame (miss tick).. 3 + 30 + 33 + 30 + 7 ≈ 103 ms
ideal 20 ms player = 50 ms best / 66 ms worst
Lucian surrenders ~~37 ms every “clean” frame (≈1 full tick)

> what Lucian actually loses
AA-move-AA cycle shows 35 ms later over 10 autos you stand still ~0.35 s longer
Q (0.4 s cast) finishes one tick later 33 ms slower poke & cancel windows
E dash as cancel: low-ping confirms 50 ms sooner; you often don’t get AA-E-AA chain before divers land
Q-Flash burst: current-tick success 85 % (20 ms) 45 % (60 ms); half the flashy kills drop
Turret plates: extra 0.4 s over 12 autos can cost the 5th plate gold

> kiting gap vs dive champs
each AA-move delayed ~33 ms
Lucian MS while kiting ≈ 420 u/s
eight cycles ≈ 3 s lose 0.28 s ≈ 118 units
that’s about half a Hecarim E hitbox or Udyr Bear range

> defensive reactions
enemy Flash your E fires ~70 ms later overall
spell-shield vs hooks shifts from 90 ms to 125 ms reaction budget
translates to “had it” “ate it” in many skirmishes

>tldr
60 ms Lucian is permanently one server tick slower
slower orb-walk, later dash confirms, harder Q-Flash, ~120 units less kite room per fight

Viego?
MY KING.

>>528343730
hehehe

>>528343704
autistic retard

How long do I have to play Warwick to learn to jungle? I know he's a great learning champion, but I would like to play a different champion.

By the way, is this decent CS?

>>528343684
Yea, I usually don’t have a good time if there’s too much point and click CC on the enemy team. If that happens I play more like a proper support. Otherwise it’s

>mejais>lich bane>cryptbloom>stormsurge>rabadon

>>528343941
Swiftplay is not a good way to asses stats because of the altered game pace.

>>528343704
your autism makes you really cute

>>528342981
>she should be effective against everything right?
No. Her passive exists, like Vayne's W, as a bare minimum guarantee. Not as an anti-tank centerpiece. They both trade away small parts of power that would make them assassins to have a guarantee that tanks can't just stand on top of them and spam laugh. They still lose to tanks or tankier champions that still do enough damage to kill them, they aren't "the anti-tank champions", they just aren't completely fucking worthless into them like they would be without those abilities. You will still lose to Mundo. Her absolute worst matchup is into Malphite.

If you want an "anti-everything" champion, pick Jax or Kayle.

>>528343941
No. Ideal in an ideal world is 10 per minute (by the end of the game). Drop Warwick jungle and pick Jarvan. He will teach you much more about the game.

>>528344157
Ok I get that. If that’s the case then who is she GOOD against? I’ll consider kayle as well

>>528343941
warwick is a fake beginner jungle champion, he's more of an autofill jungle champion
play amumu, xin or j4 like >>528344347 said
even nocturne is better

>in top lane against Yorick
>stay even, neither of us can kill the other
>my jungler Kha'zix jumps at Yorick and ints
>mid lane spends the rest of the game trying to get people to report me for Yorick being unstoppable

>vlad is solokilling his laner nonstop, took both tier 2 sides, got his plates, eating CS on every wave
>enemy team still dumps 2 ults on me per fight
so this... is the power of adc...

>>528344484
Hot take. Nocturne isn't that great in dumpster elo because games go one forever

>>528343817
Please don't be shit. Please don't be shit. PLEASE.

i honored a ragey and bad jungloid that i reported earlier in the game. he really tried and we won because he kept trying

R*pe august

>>528344397
Fiora shits on champions that rely on single, all-important, and predictable spells (usually CC spells) to win fights, and on tanks that just want to exist, scale, and fight later. Yasuo and Yone literally cannot play into her (because of their predictable tornados and her parry's attack speed slow), K'sante just explodes near her since she has a fucking eternity to parry his W so he can never CC chain her, and Aatrox just sort of shits himself and dies if he ever tries to manfight her because she can parry any of his Q casts or W and stun him.

if you remember hextech gunblade, how does it feel being an unc?

>>528344618
it's less about champion strength and more about how easy to learn jungle with the champion, and i think nocturne is alright as a beginner friendly farming jungler
his worst flaw is that he's boring

King Viego should’ve been treated like a more expensive skin with custom animations and voice lines and effects. I’m not even asking for much, just
>green effects adjusted to yellow/white
>slightly altered animations to make him less zombie-looking
>new lines without the reverb.

Biggest fucking waste of potential since not making Yuumi a darkin.

>my top gets last pick
>he picks garen into yorick
>enemy yorick finishes the game 10/0/10
hmm…

>when i get fed in lane i play perfectly and win games in like 25 minutes every time
>i rarely ever get fed in lane
i’m so close but so far

>>528345039
That's fair

vgs?

>>528345606
Everyone is busy with their inner circles getting shit on in Clash.

>>528345065
TRVKE BROTHER.

>>528345774
sounds like your mad no one invited you
its ok lil bro, maybe one day youll find someone that likes being around you

I enjoy darkin. While I think up hypothetical kits to translate LoR darkin into league, what are important features that should be universal traits to make them feel more uniform as a race?

>some form of lifesteal/sustain
>good team fight potential

>>528346523
won't happen, nobody cares about me

>>528345065
>making Yuumi a darkin
This would have been great. Like a corrupted evil presence that attached itself to you and made you hear whispers telling you to KILL throughout the game. Stuff like that would have been so cool.

>>528342750
>Qiyana with Briar's outfit
>looks ugly
>Briar with Qiyana's outfit
>pure SEXO
Briar won

Yuumi should have been a void support.

>>528346953
No brother wars amongst us hips lovers

>>528346523
Are you projecting?

>>528345774
Sadly no lolg clash teams are going this time

>>528347785
There was an EU one.

>>528346953
It's mostly an artist gap imo. PTcrow just has a way with his curves and the amount of character he manages to give the pose and expressions I think
The fact he never drew the inverse outfit swap is CRIMINAL I would persecute

How do you tower dive trynd

>>528348140
You don't if he has ult.

>>528348140
Activate Urgot/Kayle Ult

>>528347403
are you? assuming anyone playing clash is trash and getting shit on?
shut the fuck up

holy fuck packing is such a bitch. at least it's almost done now and i can finish the rest in the morning. goodnight lolg.

>>528348662
Damn, you actually got shit on in Clash. I'm so sorry.

>I played like shit
>Teammates still honor me

This game is healing

>>528348815
They just want their honor score up

>>528348772
you are indian

>>528347950
yea it crashed and burned

>>528348683
Good night!

A new ADC that I can ERP as...

>>528348874
Sir. Sir, please, do NOT redeem Clash Ticket! Sir!!!

>>528349137
post her tummy

>>528349137
we need more adc erpers instead of just sona and ahri

>>528346712
Her qwe can be kept the same with only visual changes but to go all-in on being a leech champion

>Q replaced with a 0.5 second buff that empowers the damage of the host’s next auto or skill(to a lesser degree) but is taken up by nondamaging skills so you have to time it to the correct skills used by your host. Timing gets refunded if it’s used to damage anything
>E replaced with a shield that lasts for 1 second and refunds mana and cooldown if all of it is used up before disappearing
>R replaced with a nasus/renekton style big body buff that increases model size, and probably grants cooldown and omnivamp? Maybe move speed? Whatever is the most universally beneficial.

Yaami could be a hat or something.

Yuumi being a darkin stuck inside a yordles cute fuzzy magical cat would have been funny but they already did something too similar with naafiri

revert yuumi
i don't care if she was in 45%- winrate proplay jail at least she was fun

If only there was some crazy pro ADC player that we could all count on to carry us in our lolg Clash teams.

>>528350318
we have an elite toplaner and we HAD a literal professional midlaner

HEY, YOU LIL' PISS BABY
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL? HUH?
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING TOUGH?
YOU TALK A LOTTA BIG GAME FOR SOMEONE WITH SUCH A SMALL TRUCK
AW, LOOK AT THOSE ARMS
YOUR ARMS LOOK SO FUCKING CUTE
THEY LOOK LIKE LIL' CIGARETTES
I BET I COULD SMOKE YOU
I COULD ROAST YOU
AND THEN YOU'D LOVE IT AND YOU'D TEXT ME, "I LOVE YOU"
AND THEN I'D FUCKING GHOST YOU
WITH THE BIG BOYS COMING WITH THE BIG STUFF
I FEEL SO CLEAN LIKE A MONEY MACHINE, OH YEAH
BIG BOYS COMING WITH THE BIG TRUCKS
FEEL SO CLEAN LIKE A MONEY MACHINE, OH YEAH

>>528350318
SEE YOU IN HELL#NA1

>>528350318
>ADC
>Carrying anything
this poster living in 2017

>>528350385
Who was the midlaner?

>>528350318
i mean... i would carry every game... but cringe people that play clash would just ban my champ... sucks all the fun out of clash...

>>528350318
>majin
>hibiki
>spin
>butta
>firestorm
>pitter patter

>>528349137
post something she would say

WW3 is about to start
Really takes the fun out of league

>>528350802
>post something she would say
"i sure love balls"

>>528350528
pompom

>>528350886
Another Finn, cool.

>>528350418

Why does League attract so many trannies?

>>528350863
hot

>>528350418
is this a gay song?

Real fast anyone want in on a lolg clash team Majin is forming?
Either gimmie IGN or add SEE YOU IN HELL#NA1 if you wanna join (he cant post atm)

I heard Sarah Fortune is a virgin and only like to tease men, is this true?

>>528346609
is this game still alive? Remember enjoying dragon deck with shyv/aurelion but that was a long time ago

>>528351047
Popular in NA

why do i keep getting dysgenic freaks on jungle who are allergic to be on botside of the map when jungle spawn? why do they die a lot while also playing like complete pussies?

>>528351502
Was...
was popular in NA

>>528351585
Because Top Laners have been grooming retards to play Jungle for their side of the map for years.

>>528351310
Absolutely fuckin not. And I tried going back to it too. there’s two modes and the “official” mode doesn’t allow half the champs, and there’s so many unique gimmicks that feel separated from the base game that it feels like a shitshow. I can’t express my frustrations clearly enough

>>528323427
Spotting a house centipedes means good and bad news thoughbeit
>good is that they eat bugs and roaches and are harmless to hoomans
>bad is that your house has bugs and roaches

Do you haf to be level 30 to do clash? If I put my fone number on this acc would we all make a clash team?

>>528352037
I think you had to have played ranked in the previous season so yeah

>>528352037
>all those ads on screen
Nigger what the fuck.

>ezreal
>trist
>MF/Jinx

probably my best ADCs in that order. While i like ez do i need to drop him if i want to climb? I feel like he just doesnt have hard carry potential

>>528323690
If Spa Sonas tits aren't AT LEAST this big we riot.

I remember an anon told me back in E4 that I'd have a 41% winrate in the next hundred games
I'm at 59% rn 2 games from diamond where you at bro

GM+ players make league movement look so easy...
I feel like a clumsy retard with how many times I manage to miss right clicking a champ or I fail to dodge something I've seen them evade a million times.
Really is humbling to want to improve in something you've enjoyed watching.

>>528352346
Yeah I've been watching a challenger player climb on a fresh account on NA, he was chilling in mid masters/GM+ playing on 100+ ping on EUW before, and its crazy how smooth they play. 70% winrate 700LP GM is insane to me.

>>528352346
A real person did not make this post.

>>528352712
I'm sorry sincerity got raped out of you

>>528352823
And yet you are the one being so insincere. Really makes you think.

>>528352919
Again, my condolences.

>>528352967
Pay money to my pain then. That is, if you truely are sincere.

>>528350739
Nah.
Perhaps the haters were right.

>>528353198
We all have our rough streaks, better days await

>>528350739
wow! 6 diamond 4 peakers !

new lolg lists when?

>>528352161
he has hard carry potential but he's difficult to play very well
if you want to climb with less effort play one of the other 3 adcs but if you really enjoy playing ezreal instead, commit to onetricking him

>>528353132
No, pathetic people like you should just kill themselves to spare yourself of the thing that is your existence.

>>528353198
chin up king
the dawn comes only after the dark

>>528352346
watching high elo gameplay makes the game looks so easy but having to juggle many things in real time in game is hard

>>528353340
Damn, bruh. You a hypocrite and you toxic AF.

Anyways, how about you stop ego-tripping and talk about League instead?

/vg/ vs /vg/ up on NA
Custom game lobby list > type "vg" in search bar
Password is vidya

where king gay stream

lets remove vanguard ok thanks

lets eos league and shut down riot ok thanks

>>528353618
Stop begging for my attention

>>528353669
I think I require a nap then food, the heat here is makin me wake up at like 10 am so im not getting good rest

/vg/ vs /vg/ needs 7

>>528353198
Demoting is just part of the experience gamer.

>>528353957
needs 6

>>528353786
uhhh no lets keep it to vangard thanks

>>528353710
What distro are you usin sis?

vg vs vg needs 5

>>528354282
hannah montana linux

see I actually have a windows 10 vm but riot does not let you use vms for some reason

We only need 3 more gamers for vg vs vg on NA

>>528354253
i wish lulu was actually built like this

AND THEY SAYIN I'M BACK
I'D AGREE WITH THAT

>>528354576
giving iphone users a run for their money there

how many streams do we have now that vbl and jelly are gone?

>>528354961
None

>>528355032
https://files.catbox.moe/yyq2d5.mp3

>>528351585
>got hard countered mid because enemy had last pick
>can't gank any side lane because they are shoved all the time
>beg the jungler for a gank
>he goes to gank from the fucking front, making his presence known from miles away and then just run it down and feed my counter
I just can't stand these subhumans

>>528354961
i will start streaming variety 3d work to fill in for them

>>528355213
off topic

I could start streaming but I'm a support main and that's boring.

hmm.. today i think i will jerk off to irelia

>>528355381
are you boring? you can make being a support main look not boring if you are not.

>>528355315
on topic

I could stream but I don't feel like it.

/vg/ Bets

>>528355463
I would not speak so yes unfortunately.

>mfw Swiftplay
Who thought this was a good idea?

>>528355761
I don't even understand the point of it because the matches are just as long in normal SR. I was super disappointed when I saw there were no changes to the game mode in the patch notes.

>>528355761
i still don't know what was wrong with blind pick to begin with

>>528355490
>ww
all in on bottom

VROOOOOOOOM

Am I boosted if I climbed from silver to emerald playing Annie only this season?

Annie feels like an honest champ to me.

what I do need to do is set up a collaborative youtube playlist for stream music, you guys are so fucking picky about the tunes

Should I goon to irelia or kali

>>528356615
annie is honest gj bro
now go for dia

>>528355490
bot bot carry

anybody wanna play a couple arams?
tag is #NA1

Does anyone know when the Morgana skin comes out? Also when the Sona/Ahri spa skins come out? Please.

>>528356663
Irelia

WW3 BABYYYY GNM

>>528357671
i really just want to know what it would be like to fuck some cheeks that huge.

>>528356615
Well no climbing is earned if it's done only with one champion.

alright alright alright
you guys ready for more league of legends adventures with your favorite boy?
twitch.tv/king__grey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJUxiUxDyWk

/vg/ results
Other than the objective spam it was a really fun game

I am literally Raidou Shin Megami Tensei.

I love swiftplay despite it's flaws.

>>528358815
>people genuinely think like this

>>528359140
Yeah that was a banger

Why was Yone so mad at me? My healing is literally nerfed in ARAM and it's my job to support me team? And then he typed "FAGGOTS" at the end.

>>528359618
you're a disgusting worm and i hope you kill yourself, enchanter player

Also they had 3 healcut. What? lol.

vg vs vg need 3 too scared to play w a sera main ig...

>>528359618
>>528359664
cute sona <3 good job sweetheart

vg vs vg
+3
we got 3 spectators too scared to join. find out why!

Akali is going to be announced for 2XKO next.

>>528359794
Why do the vgs not have bans? I would log on if they did.

>>528359618
>>528359664
>Why was Yone so mad at me?
Because they are jealous of how sexy you are.

>spectator delay
why do they even have this in customs

>>528357671
>>528358351
I'm a Virgin with a 5 inch dick is it even possible to have sex with an ass that fat? like can you even reach her vagina

vg Bets

>>528360603
thats not how sex works. yes.

>>528360603
I'm also a virgin so I wouldn't know. But we could serve her in other ways.

>>528360675
>si17
thank god i didn't join jesus christ

>>528360927
thats why i chose to spectate instead, i really dont like him, he's fucking terrible at the game with an overinflated ego

>>528360603
The bigger the ass the harder it is to do it from behind because there's too much fat blocking the way. Huge thighs can also cause issues in some positions.

>>528361126
man.. imagine being denied sex because ur dick literally cant reach it

>>528360675
Glad I went to play other games! Si17 perma on their main wow!

>>528361180
Lucky for me I'm into that humiliation so I would enjoy it

>>528361180
It's more doable in plain missionary position unless you want to specifically do it up the butt. There's other positions that can work too.

>>528360603
yes but you have to spread 'em and position correctly
one mistake and it will slip out and then you will lose all momentum trying to put it back

>>528361003
what do you expect from a tranny who paid for boosting lol

thinking about my fp on a saturday night

my friend played clash today and apparently while playing voli top he chose default runepage which auto-assigned him smite, meaning he couldn't buy any items until he picked a jungle pet, meaning he HAD to play double jungle or get . Did they really go full guard rails as soon as they gave up on stopping laneswaps?

I know no one cares but my account is deleted and this is officially the end (for me)

>>528362068
I'll miss you

>>528361573
why thinking and not talking to

>>528361427
jesus christ this sounds terrifying and stressful

>>528361573
your first pick?

>>528359618
>FGGAOTS

si17 why do you keep ulting into a mel when you KNOW she has reflect up?

>>528360453
literally no one would join if they had bans
people are too insecure to get shit on offrole

>>528360675
Results

>>528362827
i gotta ask
was i the only person in this game that was exhausted by seraphine?

>>528362403
And this is why you take the petite pill and enjoy skinny perky little butts that makes even your average dih look like a pornstars

>>528362781
you think i was trying that game... lol... look at the score... you only see the ONE ult that got reflected
>>528362827
cringe ass champ lol...

>>528362781
I feel like it would be hard to play around that as seraphine, her ult is extremely telegraphed and if it turns into a situation where mel holds her W for sera R seras team definitely loses that tradeoff right?

>>528362813
thats not true plenty of higher elo gamers are constantly offroling in vgs

>>528362827
>>528363053
see the results of that game he literally only picked mel to go even in lane and the lost 3 levels doing nothing while i warded their entire jg lol...

being gm means you still win games going even in lane... yuck yuck yuck so funny though going mel wow gj you went even ig until you didn't haha...

>>528362939
>>528363234
please kill yourself you boosted pedophile, you ruin vgs

>>528362827
Yup dodged a bullet not playing that game.

No surprise that certain people feel the need to try as hard as possible to win a custom.

>>528353269
>>528353410
>>528354168
I don't mind it overall, the games were so beautifully horrible they had me laughing.
Also I stand by the statement I made mid session that I would've been better off if every support I got in these games was a yuumi watching netflix on 2nd monitor. Except for the AP alistar, that guy was alright.

If I deserve to be diamond I'll make it back, if I don't I won't. It is what it is.
I'll probably bother to actually talk on stream next time. Maybe.
Goodnight homos.

>>528363186
name 10 that "constantly" do it

>>528363297
>>528363309
...? the tryhards are the ones who picked 2 sera counters into bot lane LOL!

>>528363539
Me

>>528363539
also me

>>528363726
No it's you, playing your main champion every single game in vg's because you're an insecure beta cuck

Anyone knows of a nice wake up method for the morning? Want to play ranked but still feeling a little dizzy from sleep.

>>528363908
Drinking water. Brushing your teeth. Sitting and thinking. Maybe a short walk.

>>528363908
Stretching perhaps? Maybe exercise a bit after even for 30 minutes.
Everything else will just be about consuming products if not so, like coffee, vitamins, whatever.

do right look like aurelion sol themed

>senna mel are seraphine counters
opinions of a boosted animal

Wow it's almost July.
Theme for the Drawpile? Is it time for Pool party yet?

>>528364494
Yeah, I see it.

>>528363908
Playing a brawl game or two works very well for me. Amazing mode for warmup, much better than ARAM. You get to pick your champion, action starts immediately but is also over within 10-ish minutes. You can go for a game as your main, a game as your secondary main and then you're warmed up and locked in.
Unfortunately it's going away in favor of arena's return. I'd rather give up ARAM in order to have SR modes, arena and brawl but I'm not the one making the shots.

>>528365070
Merica day

>>528365070
Also moon landing (idk why Americans don't have a national holiday for this).

>>528365447
loligee feels like its barely half american

wopuld rather lose than let my disgusting team win
ggwp

>>528366012
>ks all the kills
>complain his team can't do anything
lol!

>>528366012
hahaha tazmir youre trash

can humans impregnate yordles?

>>528366012
jggap

>>528366012
real katja?

>>528366049
didnt complain about that
just dont think you deserve the win
could have ended with my gj katja ff;d cuuz team bad
>>528366062
>>528366151
sorry i gapped you bro

>>528366187
transja

This game would unironically be better if the game auto perma banned you for getting a bad KDA.
>but then everyone would just play for kda!
don't care, if my laners go 0/10 I'm wasting my time

>gets mogged by bellamy soraka
i would just kill myself unironically

>>528366012
>lost to 400 ping europoor
oh nonononononononono another tazmir L

>>528358871
k we back in the mix, changed my bitrate we'll see if its gud

>>528360769
>>528356615
>>528353786
it's about time for me to jerk off in the thread

Man, I'm always late to the vgs...

>>528366071
No.

>play horribly
>get carried anyway
>ggez

>>528365070
Anything summer-related?

as a pale nerdy white boy i hate summer

it feels good knowing im better than everyone here at the game

when this game is over, your life will be too

>>528366397
more annie lewds

>>528366885
Maybe in the drawpile.

>>528366397
20 years on the internet. There shouldn't be anything left that can disturb me. And yet I still feel an unsettling sting from shit like this.

>>528366971
?????????

>>528366971
It's just a jiggly offmodel ass.
Seriously?

>>528366885
no

>>528312864

>>528367240
oh okay anon

maybe i should kill myself so i wont be such a bother to other lolgs

>>528367501
stop you shouldn't be saying that. it's just game...

fishe

>>528367501
IGN?

>>528366397
>>528366885
>>528366971

>>528367618
can you not anon I don't want to jerk of to this then feel bad afterwards

i did not like the annie changes

is there a worse feeling than getting an ugly champ in aram with no rerolls?

>>528342874
>>528356615
>>528366397
>>528367801
I want her to ruin my life

>>528367682
>>528367801

>>528342874
>>528367618
>>528366397
Hmm...

>>528367801
>>528367856
I can't stop myself... welp

>>528367953
>>528367982

>>528368273
close

>>528368325

>>528368273
Hmm... Not today.

>>528368425
o-one more

fucking disgusting freaks

>>528368537
You might be on the wrong website.

>>528368512
>>528368475

>>528368537
stay mad retard

>>528367809
Being an Akshan player

>>528368595
anon that's too much

>>528368537
Back to r*ddit

genuinely whats the appeal of pedophilia

>>528368595
>true loli body
Sorry, I like her thick.

>>528368712
>>528368774

>>528368752
its not pedophilia if its just a drawing of a child
thats called being a lolicon
pedophiles are what people who prey on real children are called

>>528368806
>>528368774
based

God you guys are pathetic!

Ok, fellas. Time to pipe down a bit.

>>528368994
I was just giving the people what they want

>>528365774
doesn't matter, they can draw space poppy or ori or bard then

unfathomably based thread

>>528368971
No u

>>528367574
I have a question for this fish.

>>528369751
Cute for Ai
What artists are in that blend?

>>528369751
you think they go around raping old obese men together?

>>528369906
and then reporting him to the police after? yeah

>>528369906
>>528369939
hot..

>>528369741
ask away

vg+3

>>528368858
ok i don't care to argue the semantics
what's the appeal of loli

>>528370719
they have nice bodies

>>528370719
nta I don't know. Some lolis look like shortstacks, I like those. Then it kinda doesn't count tho

I love League of Legends. (And men).

>>528370719
Zoe has power over men. In my head, she is like a daughter to me.

>>528370857
my tulpa

Destroy every off-model briar fanart

>>528370119
Why is she hanging out with a cat?

>>528370670
lobby status?

>>528371430
killed

>>528371234
nothing wrong with having a fish hat

>>528370776
WTF.....

>>528370985
fucking briar after putting a paper bag over her head...

>>528371623
problem?

>>528371602
Well, I guess if the Fish likes to hang around.

TAKE ME BACK

>>528370719
>what's the appeal of loli
I think it's the taboo nature of it that gets them off. (i.e. lolis are the "forbidden fruit" which you aren't supposed to fuck, so it's hot when you do).

>>528372161
>them

>>528372197
Sorry, I meant to say "us".

>>528371938
she does, but she doesn't like being bullied - cut her free

>>528372197
yea baby fuckers..problem?

>>528358871
yeah sure

>>528358871
i gtg but thanks for the stream actually cya

this creep won't stop messaging me

>>528372286
Gladly...

back to streaming https://twitch.tv/miximumdennis

>>528372809
great, now she can play video games in peace, thanks!

wait all the annie porn is still up

mods are based lolicons?

>>528373380
Good. Soraka gonna snack some more.

>>528373980
she's eating a goat burger btw

possible mid gappingtons

I might have to actually block a certain wiggums.

Just don’t pretend you ever cared about me

>>528374092
what did he say wrong?

ladies ladies let's settle this over at my place

>>528374149
I dare not utter such profanities. But I would like to say that Black Lives Matter.

Whoa what a surprise. Tazmir being dogshit at the game. In other news, water is wet.

>>528374192
is it maybe possible that 20% of the players in that lobby seemed to have caused 50% of the problems of the game?

>>528374083
>yuumi loses

good

uhhhh

Just downloaded blockchan. Get fucked, you goobers.

Will wiggums diaper ever not be filled with shit?

ahh i see... jannies

>>528374568
how new are you nigga?

>>528374702
kill yourself tazmir

>>528374752

>92 people in my gold ranked division
>64 of them are gold 4
>6 are gold 3
>4 are gold 2
>18 are gold 1
Do people just give up once they hit gold 4?

Honestly? Based jannies. People come here to coom and talk about the game. Not see discord troon vg drama shit.

Anyways, Sona tiddies give me life.

>>528373525
I dunno what happened

>>528374853
sexo

>>528374832
bro rank/lp distribution is a lot more fucked up in diamond and master

Words cannot describe how much i want to fuck this sheep

>jannies leave up literal loli porn
>remove my post telling tazmir to kill himself
how much do you think he begged them like he begged for feet pics

why are you avoiding me what did I do

>>528375158
She's not for me, but I'm happy for you anon. Personally, I'm more of a Fox-fucker than a Lamb-fucker.

>528374853
based porn addicted indian

>>528375517
Oops I forgot to use the reply feature! I'll fix it!
>>528374853

>528375602
fix another one slave

Sleepy thread

I hope you'll have a nice day, /lolg/

https://vocaroo.com/19fPHiRQWUYb

good morning EUW cuties :)

>>528376694
welp guess i found what im losing to

>>528376636
Yeah..... youtoo

Buy the skin piggie

i was going to ask my friend to duo but then i remembered how absolutely dogshit he is at the game

>>528377923
I want to so badly but I quit my job recently so I have no income now.

I can't seem to carry anymore as a mid laner in hitlerlow (emerald 3), might just switch to enchanter support and let everyone else carry me instead

what counts as hitlerlow, niggalow, cutelow, mcdonaldslow etc

>>528378250
why not carry as enchanter supp instead of trying to get carried

>>528378656
Cutelow = iron - silver
Niggalow = gold - plat
Hitlerlow = emerald - diamond 3
Mcdonaldslow = diamond 2 - master 100 lp

>>528376636
The weekends are bleak and all there is to do is be idle until sweet release from this plane.

>top laner followed me around all game taking my camps because i did one bad gank (nobody died and all he lost was like 1 minion's worth of XP)
>instantly get an LP refund and autofill protection at the end of the game
If you're here, I won, faggot.

>>528378804
glad to know i remain cutelow as i am at an iron 3 elo!

>>528377650
>>528378983
Not for me, but I'm happy for you guys.

>>528379234
how well goes your weekend?

>>528312983
post your high elo webms then nigga

>>528379234
You're happy that I'm not having a good time?

>>528379449
no

cnc doll#lulu

only the thanks for the 300g jackspectra webm could save this gen

>>528379234
why so glum riben?

>>528379764
built for me

>Wake up
>Volibear is still reworked

>>528379234
poor bb

>>528379925
Would you let Voli shoot a huge diarrhea fart right from his big bear a hole into your face?

>>528379764
plap
>>528379689
u gay
>>528379234
*smooches you*

should i play ranked
what if i lose

im trying out poppy for the first time because poppy anon gets me horny for her

wish me luck

this aram game will decide if i end it all

>>528380353
bleed to death t*nk rat

>>528380235
if you're afraid of losing then soloq isn't for you, the normal ranked experience is eventually losing about half of your games

>>528379197
Are you single bbgirl

>>528378804
the hitler/mcdonalds boundary is a very low quality experience

>>528380589
yes why?

>>528380446
why do you have so much hate in your heart........

>>528380703
10 years of reworks changes a man

league no longer distracts from how alone I feel about the world.

>>528380810
Have you tried masturbating to yordles?

total tank death

you cannot say shit about losers q until you witnessed the d4 pisslow gauntlet of boosted egirls, paid accounts and smurfs

Play Pengu Party !

>>528380353
i believe in you

>>528380886
no my heart is broken nor will it mend

>>528381393
Is it possible to derank from d4? Why is that elo bad in particular

>odds I play ranked
>evens I don't play
https://youtu.be/E4MI3-0y7uA?si=Me_VzLAJi7mtb3ZR

>>528380810
>>528381585
you wanna talk about it anon?

You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"

>>528381393
:P
>>528381597
d5-d4 has been an ongoing issue for over a decade

>>528381663
based Alex G fan, that's such a sad song.

>>528381974
this is literally how all of my games look like in d4
i can't solo carry jihadi suicide nexus bombers as an adc
i'll forever be stuck here

qrd on qikami posting about tearing his asshole open? any archive wizards here?

>>528381942
>teaches nami that fellatio is the proper way to great human men and makes you watch

>>528382031
pick good botlaners and chillgame
first picking adc is good when you play in high elo but when your baboon teammates are otps and trollpickers, just pick as late as possible

1 of my 7 recent losses have had me be the reason the enemy got fed and we lost
the remaining 6 of them have had someone in my team completely run it down, 2 of them because I taunted them in chat, calling out their little boy whimpering, causing them to soft-int
I think I need to stop making fun of emotionally weak players, I could lose 33% fewer games if I did this

>>528382436
zaun post

>>528362068
;-; <3

>>528381725
theres some peace in fading quiet ly knowing i wont dissapoint anymore in my interactions, work helps but not during the weekend

>>528382910
this is not how you're meant to live, man
we are social creatures

yep never doing that again

i raped the cait top going 3-1 but then bot went 5/14 AND REFUSED TO SURRENDER so i ran it down by mindlessly pushing top and inting

fuck top lane, fuck poppy, fuck this role, if you dont ff i WILL make sure you lose the game

>>528382910
I miss my love, but I wasnt good enough for her
all we can do is keep movin forward

>>528382956
>14 average deaths per player
tzatzikilow

>>528382956
I don't know why you thought playing top lane would be a good idea. I've played top lane about 10 times total and it's always been the same shit. Get counterpicked, have some sweatlord freezing wave and the rest of your team running it down. Top lane is a piss lane for literal sub IQ retards.

does buying heartsteel somehow give brain damage to the player? How is it possible that every time I encounter a tank with it they run it down a lane going into enemy base 1v5 on cooldown?

>>528383258
yeah idk man thought i would try something new but turns out its a terrible lane, never again

>>528383410
its because all the streamers do it and say "it was worth I got the heartsteel stack" as a cope but their low elo followers dont realize that it wasnt actually worth so they end up diving just for stacks thinking that their stacks outweigh the loss of dying 50 times

certified enjoyment rankings
ADC >>> mid > sup >>>>>>> top = jg

>>528383475
yeah but last game he already had 1k stacks, our sion randomly decides to push mid to t3 and dies when we are coming from base to get soul and sidelanes are under our turrets. this is just being retarded and throwing the game

>>528383606
adc is so feast or famine depending on the support tho
it's like a 1 in 3 chance that your support basically wants to give up the tower for free and you don't get to play until 15 minutes

>>528382956
>REFUSED TO SURRENDER
I've always hated people who hostage. Stop wasting my time. "Winnable" my ass. I'm the same with you, I'll make sure we definitely lose just to spite them.

>>528383859
in my games it's usually they are up 10 kills or they chain feed lane by fighting when behind and the jungler is top, no inbetween

>>528383954
You want to sit on it or something bitch?

Does malignance even work that way on aroura? Dumb nigger couldn't hit anything besides her R it was frustrating to play with

https://files.catbox.moe/kvc2s4

I must know before I go to bed

>>528383860
>Stop wasting my time
When you queue up, you accept the fact that you will play a game for however long it lasts. I do not need to surrender. You are stuck in here with me.

>>528383984
best is when they try to use their abilities on the wave for no reason when i want to slow push and they die for it

>>528384093
you forgot the .webm in the link and your camera control gives me nausea

They need to give me vc just to be able to yell at my useless boosted egirl support

>>528384093
Phone auto corrected or something

https://files.catbox.moe/kvc2s4.webm

when does the tft hell end

korean has to be the ugliest language (after indian languages)

AYYY

>Hardstuck emerald with negative winrate for a month
>Riot's matchmaking rigging malfunctions for a day
>Instantly skyrocket to masters in a week
Glad to be done with this abhorrent phreak season

prime Neymar Jr. of euw pisslow is about to queue up
if you are playing, get ready to be dribbled on

Is there a correlation between the team that buys more wards and the team that wins?

>>528385247
more winning = more gold to waste = more ward

is there a way to find out the rest of my stats

>>528385247
more gold > more ward > more vision > more information > act on info > get further ahead

>>528382953

feeling blue

>Malzahar sits on his R until I engage in every team fight because the rest of the team fucking sucks

>>528385930
what's got you down?

>>528376736
>>528375158
Would

do junglers look at the map and decide to coinflip invade anyway or are they coded to just do it randomly?

>>528386054
Would not.

>>528386084
ask your junglers who do this instead of posting cringe shit on lolg

>>528386124
Lies

>>528385930
want to play? i can try cheering you up.

>>528386181
i dont think that would help right now but thank you

I don't have the energy to say the bad things that I wish would happen to "people" who play garen.

>>528385453
but lolg told me forced 50 isn't real!

>>528384687
When you choose to play Pengu Party !

I wish my teammates would stop picking Ivern.
He literally does nothing. The whole fucking game he does nothing.

gonna head out and get me a donner kebab lads i didn't get it or the monster last time
also won 1 and lost like 3 games yesterday the weekend queue might be real but im gonna keep trying just like my animes

>>528386054
duh!

My fps drops when I am in a game and I switch to another windows lets say to chrome and then come back to the game the fps drops from like 220 to 1 for a second, I dont remember this happening ever when playing league.

>>528387126
very based. enjoy your kebab.

he's live irelbros

>>528387190
A lot of the strange issues that happen in this game are usually because of drivers or driver software. I had a bunch of issues until I reverted to an older driver version.

where are the vgs??
have they truly died??

How does lolg cope with being alone?

>>528387510
if you want them you can make one

>>528387851
nothing to cope if you're ok with it

>>528387851
I don't mind being alone tbhdesu

>>528383606
yeah that's basically my tierlist too
adc and mid are just mechanically 10000x more fun
sup is engaging if you aren't a retarded sissy glued to your adc
melee champs on top are boring as shit and most lanes devolve into CBT one sided anal rape while you pray to allah for a gank
and jgl champs are just so fucking boring, it's not even the role that's bad

>>528387851
I call my friend and we go the pizza place where he's a known customer and we slaughter 2 family-sized pizzas and down them with jagermeister and beer. I'd call my other friend but he stood up from his chair and yelled "I'm a faggot" on top of his lungs where he was there last time

>Being alone
Play adc or support and you'll eventually find someone after bonding in lane

>>528387851
i was lucky to be born with hyper autism and i avoided other people since i was a toddler
i could be locked alone in a room for years and i wouldn't give a shit
though it doesn't pair well with ADHD and I can't cope being unable to start shit and actually learn shit

>>528387851
I do not know how to talk to women but i have friends irl

found the most unfun broken brawl champion
max W, get On Fire! and then just oneshot literally everybody all game long
never playing this again

>>528388406
they're just people bro

>is hidden OP again
>gets away with it again

>>528388360
yea but the ADC thinks the game is all about him so it's better to reject their friend request as they will inevitably get upset once you leave them if you judge their situation is fine, even if you win 10 games in a row with them, they will ghost you after that because in their eyes they carried it anyway, you're a irrelevant support who wasted time around the map, prevented other lanes from being ganked, made setups for everyone else, provided vision you know the game losing stuff that supports do...

look... BEHIND you!

but broooooooooooooooooooooooo I cba playing marksmen nomore

>>528388382
>i was lucky to be born with a soul destroying brain disorder
no autist alive is lucky no matter how you twist it

>>528387851
Self hate and misery.
>tfw probably be with girl of my dreams if I didn't quit my old job that she now works at
At least I can make friends I guess.

>>528388850
>loses

>>528387851
I donno, you guys are my lolg family. I don't really feel lonely when here.

>>528389187
soul destroying to you
heavenly for me
i don't have social anxiety, i just give 0 fucks about relationships