From the twisted mind of Jun Maeda who brought you Angel Beats!, Clannad, AIR, Kanon, Little Busters! and Charlotte.

>Is it on PC?
Yes, it's on PC and mobile.

>Download
https://heavenburnsred.yo-star.com/

>Twitter
https://twitter.com/hbr_official_en/

>Current events
Akari SS2 & Misato SS2: https://x.com/hbr_official_en/status/1931743026826670086
Ichiko SS2 & Mari SS3: https://x.com/hbr_official_en/status/1932467798501904586

Event Story - Letters on The Back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5kXVGFRzI [Embed] [Embed]
Main Story Chapter 4 Part 2 - Icebound Breaths and Bursting Emotions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHstd8WIhUY [Embed] [Embed]

>Database/Tier list
https://en.hbr.quest/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vRE8-R_xoNaUGGUMa_tHbq4NgUVcO9DzPQ5g9jhPBdOTdTjxsdW5yT3JteKfoS2xxzoyqItREEXSycW/pubhtml
https://game8-jp.translate.goog/heavenburnsred/425643?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en

Caution, newfriends! Do not read the spoilers.

tags: yuri, harem, comedy, JRPG

Previous: >>527784535

Dead general.
Dead game.
Dead Kura.

>>528328024 (OP)
Your screenshot isn't centered

Ruka should just join Shiki's harem.

>>528328220
kawaii....

>[Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Sister....

>>528328179
Your FACE isn't centered

>>528328335
hrmmm i used copy text. Didn't think I had to clean it up. Normally there's a rentry for OP haha...

>>528328335
I don't want to explode again

Some of you narbbers are alright, don't go to the military base tomorrow

>>528328405
Be the change you want to see.

>>528328587
>Narbbers
That's our word, you're not allowed to use it.

>>528328024 (OP)
OP what the fuck, you linked the wrong thread
>>528111821
this is previous
>>528327401
>rice field
its a wheat field

>>528328731
>wheat field
same shit

okay we can turn this thread around. Let's not get too judgemental

Ningens....

>>528328850
Post more Ichigo and I won't be Judge Mental.

>page 7 new thread
>didn't look at what got copied
>didn't change the previous thread section
We're so back.

>>528328961
Don't call us humans.

>>528328138
>spoiler
deserved for being a rapist...

FAGGOTS

They sure are fags

>>528330937
dykes*

>>528330937
carpet munchers*

That would mean they are hairy I believe they are smooth like U140

uma musume EN next week..

>>528330937
*CLAM JAMMERS

HBR will get completely BTFO by horse girls.

Who do you think has the stinkiest pussy?

>>528331174
when do they have time to shave?

>>528331372
Yuki, she used to be a neet, she probably take a bath once every 2 weeks.

>>528331372
Karen obviously, and it's not even close.

>>528331372
Objectively?
Aina

>>528331372
Vritika.
She's indian, nuff said

>>528331372
Higuchi, is this even a question?

>>528332147
With several different answers, yes this is a pressing question and looks to be up for debate

>>528331319
Will it be yuri? If not, I don't care.

>>528331372
Seika. She doesn't shower.

>>528332340
Stop giving (You)'s to bait or your next roll will be SS1 Byakko

>>528332340
Pretty sure horse girls are (you)core.
It's also notoriously f2p-unfriendly so I really wonder if its global launch can even work. It works for Japs because they're one of the highest microtransaction spenders ever and they're big on horse gambling over there.

>>528331372
Muua but it's a good stink

There's nothing more disgusting than white underwear.

>>528332736
they're getting an accelerated launch too. So more banners more gibs for us. Im just watching the show now, no idea how meta will work if u can just roll ur faves or what.

Byakkyo is a valued and cherished team member.

>>528333662
Byakko is a good kitty!

Do you guys think Byakko would taste good? Sounds like a great source of nutrition during an operation.

>>528334563
No, and eating predatory animals is kind of bad for you.

>>528334563
too tough.

Are you ready?

325416. hbu?

>>528340993
no but I will be once I get my suit tama

>>528340993
i didn't clear the final level last time

>>528340993
Is this the boss? If so I'm really not worried.

>blue archive in 3 days
>umamusume in 5 days
are we cooked?

>>528334867
predator fishes taste better

>>528345296
People who want to play Blue Archive have been playing it for years now, I don't think this will change much. And I think you're overstimating the overlap between yurifags and horsefuckers.

>blue archive in 3 days
The only thing this changes is that I don't have to deal with Bluestacks' godawful bugs anymore

If people want to shitpost, why not use Persona gacha instead of a horse game that only 5 people in global will play?

>>528346787
...persona gacha?
Who asked for that?

>>528347996
China since they couldn't play P5

>>528347996
Well, Persona 6 isn't coming before 2028 at this point (Sega said P4 remake is coming in 2027), so might as well have something to fill the gap until then.

>>528348987
>2027
keksimus why even bother unless they're adding something totally new (knowing atlus it will be one route, one big dungeon and a new ending or something)

>>528346494

>>528350772
The game itself is a self-insert pandering sloppa.

>>528351147
I self insert as a female trainer taking up horsecock

>>528351193
If there is a cock involved in the sex, then it's not yuri
>B-But Yuki ha-
Yuki have a manly pussy.

>>528351147
no it's more similar to a show like baby steps or the popular sports anime than anything else.

I self-insert as a deceased Narby

Kinki....

>>528354436
How would Karen respond to Ruka getting handsy?

>>528355356
blushing and a curious lack of resistance.

>>528355620
Even schizo-killer Karen?
Could Ruka really tame a serial killing psycho with molestation?

>>528355787
watch karen's recollections

>>528355221
and Fuuki and Suiki triple fused together

>>528355841
Okay.

The game has always made it clear both Karen's are pretty much out of Ruka's reach for some reason, it's like maruyama, it feels completely impossible outside of headcanon
Curiously, I did not get the same feeling from Tsukasa, it sounded at least ambiguous with her

>>528356138
Ruka never flirts with Tsukasa as far as I remember, but it’s a non-zero chance Tsukasa would fall even without an attempt at flirting

>>528356821
Ruka never flirts outright but Tsukasa shows a bunch of affection
whether its supposed to be (You) coded or targeted at Ruka, they seemed to have written it that way

You ARE stockpiling these for Suit Tama, right, sisters?

>>528359018
i use them if I cap. keeping shit in the mailbox makes me uncomfortable.

We're remaking hbr dungeons to be etrian odyssey style. Time to get drawing.

>>528356138
>The game has always made it clear both Karen's are pretty much out of Ruka's reach
Not exactly. Ruka sometimes actively flirts with her. Tsukasa and Megumi are more out-of-reach to Ruka than Karen is.

>>528359018
Why would I need them? The only thing I might need to farm is tears.

>>528359987
But Karen never really seems to be "available", or reciprocal
Tsukasa meanwhile has expressed some form of ambiguous approval/gratitude. It's kind of generic, too.

>>528359987
Just because Ruka flirt doesn’t mean they will like

>>528362984
>playing hard to get

Karen only likes Tsukasa

At the rate of west they're going. How many chapters until they reach Oregon.

Fuck can't they just go east instead. I don't want to trek through India and Europe just to get to the good stuff.

>>528359936
just play wizardry daphne

>>528363314
???

I like how Ruka suddenly becomes a silent protagonist when talking to people on the base at free time. The other characters should take advantage of this.

JP waifuchads, i kneel

>>528365450
>Hisame's twitter account

>>528365450
This is too alpha for me.

Lmao

wtf she actually is nikocado avocado?
she's just mukbanging it out
nay nay nay

Seira's that aunt who never married but is also the only one in the family who keeps geneology records isn't she.

>>528365450
Based. We need more JP culteureposts around here.

We need to kill everyone in /hbr/ and start from scratch with new set of human narbies, this experiment was clearly a failure.

Use the free SS ticket today or wait few more days for a 1 in 95 chance at getting Tama?

>>528370151
Use it today. You're not getting Tama anyway.

I will use it today and get another Tsukasacchi SS1.

I won't get the ticket today because I didn't log in on Wednesday

>>528371012
bricked

>>528371012
Sis... people will take al lthe good SS and leave you nothing but Misato SS1 and Chie SS1...

>>528370151
That's not how it works. It doesn't roll on generic pool, it rolls on the exact roster specified in the ticket.

>>528371461
>it rolls on the exact roster specified in the ticket.
It actually doesn't, you can straight up sue them for false advertisement.

>>528371723
If she was in the pool, you might be able to sue for false advertisement, considering they claim she's not in the pool.
(I'm speaking based on the datamined pool, the pool is not visible yet in the app)

>>528371723
What are you talking about, retard, you can check the exact roster in the recruitment details button. These are all the units you can get from it, it won't get dynamically updated.

Ruset!

>>528371958
It is visible in the app, every banner has a button for it on its page.

>>528372103
And the banner was not visible until 64 seconds after I made that post

>>528372026
Not early, not late. Good job

>>528372026
GOOD JOB!

>>528372172
It was visible the second you got the second you got the first ticket piece, it was there the entire time. Why are you all so fucking confident saying shit while being factually wrong.

>>528372026
One nano second late.

bruh

>>528372263
oh yeah forgot they shipped it out in pieces lel

>>528372263
Calm down Yuki

Tragic. I don't even know what she does.

I'm a winner

That's decent, I guess? Not something I wanted, but I don't feel underwhelmed getting it.

2 SS… yay…

>>528372739
>but I don't feel underwhelmed getting it.
>Misato
Well, you should.

When did they change the LP requirement for dungeons? They used to be 2LP, now it's only 1
i know they changed the orb bosses, did they change dungeons too?

Luckshit!

>>528373179
https://x.com/hbr_official_en/status/1922713521265180699#

>>528373213
>luckshitting into waifufag territory
grim

at least that's someone new

I... forgot to log in and broke my streak since I started playing...

>>528373335
damn, i really haven't done a single dungeon in over a month then

>>528373458
Because you were too busy getting laid right?

>>528372876
This one is good though.

hmm...

>>528373443
This hisame is good if you use the ss1 one, her buff gives her sp passive, so you can one turn ult without yunyun shiki fuckery.

>>528373669
Easy mode activated.

>>528373669
fuck you

>>528373732
if only I had ss1 hisame....

>>528373532
Huh?

>ANOTHER butler dupe
dont fucking test me maeda, umamusume is coming out...

>>528374283
>umamusume is coming out...
you'll be back

>She thinks she'll be safe from dupes in Umamusume

Karen ss2 new plus irene dupe to lb3, thank you, i will now reward you with buying a packeji

....I'm done playing HBR

>rolling before STama

>>528376061
you forgot your Tojo reaction pic

My second Isuzu2 from free rolls this month, glad I hadn't spent shards to LB1 her yet.

>both uma and blue archive not releasing in my region

Im stuck here..

>>528376209
dutchsis...

>>528376416
Also wanted to try the new shadowverse game.. not here.. life sucks in a dictatorship

>>528376525
At least yours isn't making the 15th attempt to ban porn

>>528376525
at least you can leave your country...

>>528376525
They're unironically saving you from playing greedy slop

>>528378398
I can make decisions for myself. Meanwhile my coworkers are constantly hunting for pokemon packs and one told me he almost slapped the shit out of his gf when he came home and the gf told him everything was sold out. Another one smokes 2 packs cigs a day. The other got smoothbrained by weed use and cant form sentences. The other is a divorced alcoholic.

But noo, you cant play your lootbox game. Its really fucked up how opressed gacha gamers are here.

https://files.catbox.moe/80w38f.jpg
Ruka talks a big game but she's a glass cannon...

forced orgasm through psychic powers

>>528379590
It's what Ruka deserves honestly.

Impressive how dogshit this game is.

>>528379203
>I can make decisions for myself
you can't, you were trying to play blue archive and Uma

>>528380183
Bad luck =/= bad game

I got a dupe Byakko and was so miffed I forgot the screenshot

Ugh, I got 9 A and Yuki SS2... at least I got Karen SS2 from a blue ticket recently so there's that

>>528380183
Bad luck will chase you regardless of what gacha it is.

fuck

>>528380183
Vritika isn't as bad as people make it seem. It's actually hilarious how that free S from Angel Beats! event gets praised so much because of her healing skill. The same skill as Vritika's, yeah. It costs 1 SP more but can be used at 0 SP so that balances it out.
Anyway I've been using her over any other healers recently unless it's a score attack and/or enemy's damage is too high so I have to switch to Aoi.

The Chapter 4 Part 2 anchovies are really fucking hard, right?

>>528382543
Yes, you need two full elemental teams that can fight head and tail.

Don't neglet your accessories and tear farming.

>>528382543
The first one is pretty hard, but realistically doable. The 2nd one is lol, lmao even, I didn't even bother trying theorycrafting it after one attempt, I just know I can't do it.

This is the third time I get Yunyun from free pulls....

>>528384051
>150mil
What the fuck

>>528385061
The Yunyun Transmitted Disease has taken you...

>>528385131
There's definetly people doing way more damage since I don't even own a single LB3 style.

The best I ever pulled was 30mil and I thought that it was a pretty big number

The best I can do is 8mil.

It would be weird if she didn't get 150mil with 999% dr, double fragile, double elemental deff down, presumably double Seika2/Yotsuha EX and double funnel. Maybe there's minds eye too.

>>528385546
aint no way akari is that fat

>>528385546
I don't agree with like half of the top placements.

>>528385546
>Chest size list
>The stinky hacker isn't at the top
>The butler with concave chest isn't at the bottom
Shit list

>>528385546
Even Tama literally has most chest than Yanagi

>>528385546
>most of the best girls are in the bottom tiers

>>528387017
>Viritika
>Bungo
>maruyama
>best girls
???

>>528387017
Outside of Tama, Hisame, and Fubuki, everyone below B are some of the worst characters in the game.

>>528387463
Replace Fubuki with Tenne

I keep mixing up Seira and Seika
Am I redacted

Don't care anybody U140 is fine with me. I would be devastated if I got one them hag characters

>>528388509
In JP threads people usually called her Higuchi. I don't know why EN stick with Seika, maybe because the reroll lists used it.

I'm gonna say it...
I like Ruka x Yuina.

>>528387458
Yes

I need sex with Bungo NOW.

>>528389054
>he likes the pajeet
What makes you likes her other than you're U140 fucker?
I may change my mind when they release her backstory.

>>528389278
Tenne... speaking of Tenne, what will she do when she discovers she's already immortal

>>528389327
I'm not the U140 hetshitter. Though I can understand that would be hard to believe when we're both currently posting. I like her dynamic with Yotsuha and she's cute

>>528389054
This might unironically be the shittiest taste I've seen on /hbr/...

Imagine thinking Bungo isn't one of the best girls.
Average gachaslopper taste I guess.

>>528389506
>Average gachaslopper taste
she's meta, that'd make her prime gachaslopper taste

>>528389506
>likes gachaslop the character
>Average gachaslopper taste I guess.

>>528389506
This is literally the only gacha I play, and Bungo is shit. She isn't a character, she is just walking talking Wakki's backstory.

Say something nice to Aichin

>Speedreaders instantly reveal themselves
Like pottery

come on now, we all know best girl is Ruka...

>>528389746
she's cute, but her gimmick is kinda boring
>>528389783
not an argument

>>528389506
In not a pedo

>>528389807
This except unironically.

>>528389807
Yuki...

>>528389783
Gachaslopper please go.

>>528389746
Never realize she's that cute until I saw her welfare memoria from Akarin event. Should have 1 centimeter shorter and join the U140 squad

>>528389652
This

im a pedo, but i still dont care for bunghole

A lolicon wouldn't call themselves pedo. They are very distinctly different

>>528389746
She looks bald without her hat

>>528389652
they came as a packaged deal

>>528389746
This is just gore, wtf...

>>528389973
Oh yeah, now i can't unseen it.

Amnesiac loli is peak doujin material, are there any? Imagine the infinite pleasure of correcting bungos lacking attitude every day while wakki is forced to watch.

>>528389746
the 'flat autistic pink hair loli obsessed with the ocean' character quirk is already taken by Tama.
they must mudwrestle, and the loser has to change their quirk

A sad day. I hate when I get hags

...

>>528390389
Aichin is obsessed with fish...

>>528390358
I'm forwarding this post to Tezuka

>>528390358
>>528390618
WTF don't snitch on Megumin like that...

>>528390574
where do the fish live?

>>528390618
Tezuka will do what is needed to save mankind.

>>528390684
Why do you think she smells like fish?

>>528390421
Mari's not a hag

I won today, sisters...

She is definitely not U140.

>>528390674
Megumi doesn't care about Bungo. Stop acting like she got no standards, her standards are high as fuck actually, she only goes for the best ones.

>>528390824
But that's not Chie.

>>528390358
Bungo have unironic retard strength, and she is 100% fine with summoning her seraph and shooting people to defend herself if no one stop her. You will be dead.

>>528390881
>she only goes for the best ones.
Yeah, like Ruka-kun.

>>528391219
Remember what they took from us

>>528391057
Oh no, damn, curse you for defeating my loli bungo fantasy, i never realized that, your words cut deep.. but you seem wise, could you come up with a plan?

Lets say we convince wakki its needed mankind and we toss bungo around, every day a different human. Maybe?

It's Sunday morning.
Why are you here and not in church, sisters?

Reminder that Maeda is an ass-pulling shitter that can't write if his life depended on it.
The most recent example was writting Yuki as Ruka's love interest when it should obviously Megumin.

>>528391454
The church does not approve of yuriges. They must be burnt.

>>528391454
Sex with nuns.

>>528391530
For the last time, the bible mention nothing about lesbianism being a sin, only faggotry, die.

>>528391320
>>528391219
Where is this from?

>>528391454
>there's christian American HBR player
And I thought this game is SEAmonkey territory

>>528391984
This general is ran by superior Eurochads.

Why is Ruka all offense and no defense when it comes to flirting with girls?

>>528392142
Because that's also how her combat style is

>>528391796
From the official anthology manga
https://mangadex.org/chapter/ec1dc325-7591-43f9-b895-b001f0f68259/1

>>528392307
Oh, I didn't know that existed. Neat.

>>528391454
I was watching Megumi's VA move on from her biggest role

>>528392182
Ruka isn't a bully... she did get molested by Kura and Nagi though...

who am I supposed to use as a healer if I roll suit Tama

>>528392603
>I was watching Megumi's VA move on from her biggest role
She won't voice Love Live anymore?

>>528392776
No one, you just die. This is what people shilling suit Tama want for you.

NO WAY
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
MAID AOI AGAIN
WHAT IS THIS BITCH'S DEAL?
YOU'RE ALREADY LB4

>>528392776
Just continue using her healing skills?
Is the issue her SP?
I've never had an issue with her SP because I've LB1'd most of her styles...

>>528392776
Whoever you have. The best is Yanagi SS1 because her charge + one Tama ult = guaranteed crit, which is useful for breaking. And even if you play Inori, the charge is useful still.

>>528392969
You WILL main thunder

So how beneficial is it to have A/S styles saturated. What are we looking at here.

>>528392871
no but they put on their final group performance

>>528393061
Chad circle overlay vs the virgin ai paint infill.

Who will be the first from 31A to die?

>>528393112
Damn.
Though I'm still quite disappointed that they haven't taken the opportunity to make a slice of life university life spinoff for the Muse girls. There are still people invested in them as characters.

>>528392992
20 sp to double cast her buff and then 5-11 sp to use any of her healing skills is a bit too much

>>528393071
Like doesnt she get outclassed or something

Stop shilling Yanagi. She's a shit healer until tower buff.
It's best to just run Muaa and Suit Tama until they release the buff.

>>528393493

>>528393627
Why are asian women so ugly?

>But Tezuka why are we deploying to Iran? We don't have any business over there, what about the cancer?

>>528393493
Some of you need to understand that when JPfags say stuff about getting outclassed, they mean that the new character can get 3 million score+ in score challenge instead of 2.8 millions or some shit like that. This game have powecreeped over the content long time ago.

I don't believe it. I even play Light and have SS1 so this is perfect. I'm half tempted to just LB3 her straight away.

The Earth was promised to Cancer 3,000 years ago

So males look like monsters to them?

>>528393930
>calling the Commander by her name
Cadet Kayamori... report to my office after training.

Believe in justice and hold a determination to fist.

I got Shiki'd....

>>528393367
>then 5-11 sp to use any of her healing skills is a bit too much
thats why you LB3 :^)

>>528395972
who are the units who get the biggest benefit from their LB3 skills?

>>528396030
like every new character on JP

>>528395972
LB3 is to ult faster, it's still not enough to spam heals.

Will the game ever get another character that can repair shield?

>>528397472
Why do you think Tama managed to get on the assault squad?

>>528397472
Risa2 does that.

>>528397472
Risa SS2 already
Admiral Aoi later

Also someone gets it on their common skill cant remember. Also orbs.

I thought that that based artist stopped drawing, but they just made a new account specifically for the ship posting.

disregarding gameplay things
i can see why 31-A is considered purely assault
there's not a single soldier with the defender gundam weapon thing
three are grugs with swords, one is the serial killer
leaving two for ranged support
they were minmaxed for ending fights quickly
Tama was just then given the ability to heal, even though nothing in the story really shows us how it's done (seriously, not even a handwave of nanomachines or seraph magic to show how she or the other healers for that matter can restore DP). In reality she really is as grug as her girlfriend outside of gameplay

>>528398708
They don't actually heal in the story, it's a gameplay mechanic.

>>528398563
What the fuck is up with jap artists and deleting their accounts

>>528398708
"Healers" in this game aren't actual healers. They are shield-regenerators. They can only "heal" DP, but not HP.
Tama's only really unique that she can "revive" DP. But you can probably imagine why Aoi would've still died even with the presence of Tama.
Her death was due to seraphim overuse. Tama can only revive shields.

>>528380183
Oof

>>528385546
The only chart that matters. She won.

>>528389746
She looks like she knows a lot about sperm whales.

>>528401771
eats them too

wrong chie

>>528393098
getting max lb on an S will give them the same level cap as lb1. Dupes are mostly useless

>>528397472
Farm orbs

>>528393098
I intend to have my A or S maxed
mostly because of the costumes
the autismo in me demands they fight in their normal default outfits

When is Adel gonna kill Mari to activate her mangekyou sharingan?

>>528402785
it doesnt work that way (in this world)
she just has to believe she can do it and she can do it, no killing needed
unless she believed she cannot do it without killing, ofc

>>528389746
i like her voice the most in game. can't wait for her to get her own story

>>528402119
Actually, maxing out A and S units means you can convert the extra dupes you get into points and then into SS tokens.

>>528402869
She is a massive weeb, she 100% would believe that she needs to kill people to achieve that.

Is Yanagi SS1 any good?

>>528403376
She have charge, which is nice, but only if you don't have Muua SS1.

>>528403376
she is a really nice healer, but we don't have her tower upgrade yet

sigh

>>528404105
She is good in the future if you want to make dark team.

>>528404105
fubu-chan is good actually

>>528402627
What fo you mean I intend, you will max them out passively by rolling for shit, even if you don't intend.

Aoi ss1 dupe, lb1 should be useful.

Free pulls are a scam, each SS costs you your soul...

What if Ruka asked Yunyun to eat her out 3 times?

Intern actually forgot he needs to post the interlude trailer.

Why did Intern-kun abandon us...

>>528406935
Intern-kun is in the process of being narbified.

Divegrass?

Hello, I think Muua is cute.

>>528407401
next sunday I think

>>528407401
>>528408128
No today. The day starts off in about 40 or so minutes. Our match is at the end of the day at 1540EST so roughly 6 hours and some change. Today's streamer is generally fast so the match may come early. I will post when our group starts since there are stakes for the other match. This matrix should tell you what we need to do and what needs to happen in the first match

>>528407741
No woman has ever said this unironically in real life.

>>528408926
Please be joking

>>528408971
Proof?

>>528408553
basically we need to win no matter what. but also we need /skg/ to win to advance. If /skg/ doesn't win it comes down to a contest of who would have the highest goal difference between us and /skg/. We would need to increase our goal difference and we would need /wtg/ to have decreased /skg/'s goal difference as much as possible. Right now /skg/ is on +1 GD and we are on -3GD so that is quite a swing. There are a few scenarios where we may have to play /skg/ again to determine who advances.
If we only draw we would be relatively safe for next VGL. If we lose things are looking dire. We at the very least cannot spoon.

>>528409038
now this is just a game of telephone but some of the disgusting whales i worked with before (who may or may not be fujoshis in secret) boasted of being "helpless pigs" in their fantasies vis a vis RL actors
to be fair, this is not them saying such things in an actual act, but I will point to the usage of "pig" as a symbolic imagery that is the same as Muua's. Whether this is a form of cultural osmosis from somewhere, I can't personally be sure

>>528408971
women love 50 shades

>best fire attacker
>best dark attacker dupe
Nice

>>528410978
>Ruka SS1
>Best fire attacker
Can't tell if bait or retarded.

>>528411218
she's bretty good with megutama to give her the 50% hp atk on EX

>>528411218
Ruka SS1 skill introjected to Diva Ruka allows you to save a slot

>>528398708
>In reality she really is as grug as her girlfriend outside of gameplay
Tama's canonically weak, though. She gets punked out whenever she tries to show off to the other Seraph members. 31-A's strength is actually their teamwork more than their high specs, Karen aside.

>>528411557
Wow, it's almost like Diva is a completely different unit.

>>528411946
Diva is the most overwhelmingly meta unit in the game and she's coming fast.

>Post your thoughts or drawings: What was your first impression vs. current impression of 31-A?
>5 lucky participants will win Free Quartz ×1,500!

https://x.com/hbr_official_en/status/1936831549619700144

>>528412941
>now look at me
>I'm a fucking narby

>>528412941
>First Impression
Sex
>Now
Sex

>>528408926
>>528409038
I have had sexts with a couple girls where they would say some of the most bizarre shit possible that they want me to call them or do to them and it was very scary
There was also one that wanted me to call sister unironically.

>>528413781
it's hot but i always get this feeling like i'm being tricked.

Maybe i'll play horse game after all.....

>got yotsuha dupe
Not bad.

>>528415564
I had a best friend of a best friend that had a girlfriend that wanted him to say and do things like that often and he eventually got MeToo'ed on a false allegation, got sent to prison and only got out because there was video evidence showing that she was lying. So you're right to feel suspicious.

>>528416054
i once missed a golden opportunity to fuck a girl that legit had a noncon rape fetish. One of very few real regrets I have.

>>528416168
Yuki...

>>528415727
>got Yotsuha's body pillow

i did mine.

>>528423353
Kek 1500 for that what are you guys doing interns

>>528423353
Great, hand it to Asami to be graded.

I, too, have totally had sex with a human female before. Just trust me.

>>528424614
said female is my hand btw

https://x.com/itchi6434115178/status/1936778375777136982

My plan is to become a narby wizard.

>>528425093
People like this exist?

>>528425416
That guy is on the more sane side of people like that.

>>528412941

>megumihater was a yukifag
LMAO

>Even the bait is bad
EOS soon?

>>528426458
You're the least funny person in the thread with this overused EOS joke. Even that sis who keeps reposting that random unfunny picture that gets zero replies is funnier.

>>528423353
Don't post that on the tweet or else the Sharoposter is adding you to the spreadsheet.

You still replied.

>>528426375
Sis, I think that's supposed to be Yuki herself.

>>528425416
Good for him, he likes what he likes. Better to be a passionate schizo for a character than to be a schizo who keeps playing or talking about something they hate.

>>528426958
>Better to be a passionate schizo for a character than to be a schizo who keeps playing or talking about something they hate.
He probably shits on every popular characters on 5ch in his free time. Like you know, the nips complaining about 31A, the main character squad, getting content and screen time? It's obsessed people like this, thinking that their favorite deserves it more.

>>528427147
This is the one.

>>528426375
Sis... they are larping as Yuki. Not everything is a personal attack on your religion.

>>528425093
I'm rarely jealous but this is a good collection. Unexpected too.

>>528426134
why so mean to tsukassie and karen-chan?

>>528427161
Sounds like projection to be desu, sis.
Not everyone who likes a character from JP is a secret 5ch schizo.

>>528426684
Nyo, not the sharoposter... She will uhhhh.... Uhm.... Ehm.... Uhhhhhh.... Do something about it!

>>528427161
>the nips complaining about 31A, the main character squad, getting content and screen time?
I mean, I'm normies who my top 5 are all popular characters but I think this is a fair complaint? Kura have been stuck on SS2 for two fucking year, meanwhile Yukkie is at SS6, and even long before that, 31A all got SS3 before some characters got their SS1.

>>528428508
She will inject you with Yunyun's YTD.

>>528428508
my X is where i dump gacha ai porn so i probably won't be submitting. Maybe ill make a secondary.

>>528428715
>Yunyun's YTD
>Yunyun's Yunyun Transmitted Disease

>>528428524
If Kura will never get an SS ever again, there will be less people upset about it than if Tama doesn't get ss6 this year.

>>528427161
Kura deserves more memoria styles since she won't be getting more screen time.

>>528425416
Why wouldn't characterfags exist?

>>528428946
this but with Aoi instead

>>528428524
>>528428946
Sigh. That's not how anything works. Let me explain how it is to you, so you wouldn't say something silly like this ever again.
31A, Aoi and Yuina are the financial backbone of this game. Their memoria releases are happening on schedule no matter what. They don't think
>uhhhh do we pick Kura, or do we pick 31A... Let's go with 31A!
31A is simply happening. If it wasn't the case, this game would've unironically EoSed a few years ago. The actual rivals to Kura are the other less popular character. They are taking the spot that could've been hers. 31A slot was never for her.

>>528430229
>Sigh.
Unironically cringe and kys

>>528430229
I don't care. I want more Kura.

I dont want more Kura.

>>528430567
>I don't care.
That's good for you. Doesn't change anything.

>>528430567
Sounds like we need to cure ya

I have a disease, and only F cups can cure it!

contrarians are based as long as they don't start randomly seething at popular characters

Divegrass in an hour? Can we get the cytube link and ETA please?

>>528429770
Imagine her doing the last frame to someone without the first few frames. Just
>GTFO *whoosh*

>>528432819
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
The first match of Group G just finished. One more there then our group. Day is mostly on time, if not a bit early.

>>528430229
>>528428854
Nta, but I think it's pretty normal for people to be mad if their favorite character didn't get shit for years while other characters get 3 new SS a year. Yes, it makes more sense for WFS to prioritize popular characters, but that doesn't mean people have to like it. It's just natural human raction?

>>528429770
I read "Lift your spirits" as "Lift your skirts"....

>>528433687
Whore.

Hope status?
Are we losin? Are we winnan?

>>528433515
Sis, I don't know how explain. Imagine, if this was, I don't know, a capeshit gacha. Do you think that a person complaining about Batman getting more SS than Robin number 3 is normal? Their feeling as characterfag are understandable, but do you think they're actually in their right mind?

>>528434523
Hope is never lost sis, it ain't over until its over

I got SS2 Risa... At least I can admire her oppai on the homescreen...

>>528434523
At the very least we can't spoon.

>>528434523
I hope we win no matter the result of the other match.

>>528435083
Given the plot twist that /akg/ has just witnessed... You can never be sure

>>528433687
>I read "Lift your spirits" as "Lift your skirts"
All the girls on the base need to thank heavens every day that she's not a sex pest like you-know-who. Randomly lifted skirts would have been the lesser of their problems.

>>528434524
Honestly, you unironically sound more of a schizo than any characterfag you have in your head.

>>528435390
No we can be sure, there are three teams on 0 points and /domg/ is the confirmed spoon.

>>528435675
Whatever helps you sleep at night. I think my point is pretty clear, if you want to screech at me, do whatever you want.

I say we need another meta Aina unit.

>>528434524
> Do you think that a person complaining about Batman getting more SS than Robin number 3 is normal? Their feeling as characterfag are understandable, but do you think they're actually in their right mind?
People complain about Batman getting 20 ongoing books while other DC characters getting nothing all the time. So, unironically yes?

https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
The match of /skg/ vs /wtg/ is coming up. The results of this match will partially decide our fate so you may want to tune in. Basically we want /skg/ to win or /wtg/ to win by blowing /skg/ the fuck out. Safest option for us is /skg/ winning though. Draw is basically death.

>>528436063
If Tama was getting 20 SS, nobody would argue about it. That's not what the point was at all.

>>528434523
i'd like to see our first win

I'm normally a f/@/g so I have no idea whom should I cheer for this time

>>528436921
Tama is about to have her 4th SS and will be the first character to get it.

>>528437487
SS5, she already got her SS4 (Swimsuit).

>>528436050
People don't roll for her even if it's meta, they need to try to appeal to lewd connoisseurs and design Aina so SEX, so she could SEX the SEX.

Is there a way to rotate homescreens? Rotation etc..?

Sisters...

>>528438735
not that i know of. You just get one.

>>528438912
>nazi that we red carded is scoring all the goals to seal our fate
pottery

sisters i don't feel so good... the ninjas are losing...

>>528438912
If wtg win, how much do we want them to win by?

>>528438990
she's a FASCIST, A is B but B isn't A, an important distinction

>>528439049
By 4 is safest for us. At 2-1 we'd need to beat /@/ by at least 3

>>528439313
Make it 2 now...
It's not looking THAT bad

>>528439313
So now we "only" need a two point win?

>>528440570
Not exactly i think. A 2-0 win means a playoffs between us and /skg/.

>>528440868
playoffs is better than instant death methinks

>>528440943
as long as we get more games!

We are up.

post our emotes again

GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
TONIGHT WE PLAY BALL

https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague

les gooooo

>>528441264
:sumogun:
:bakasa:
:gyaaaaa:
:teheperinko:
:pokaaan:

>red Nanasex
>red Tama (2)
>red Aoi maybe she'll save for once
Oh yeah, we're winning or I'm killing myself

this looks familiar...

no rare nanamin

THINGS ARE LOOKING GOOD SISTERS

RUUUUKKKAAAAAAAA

AOI SAVED
AOI FUCKING SAVED
TODAY IS THE DAY

Nanamin accuracy kinda sucks today

>another no rare nanamin

Nanasex is doing awfully compared to previous matches

HOLY FUCK

TAKE IT BACK NANASEX HATERS

>>528442745
>scores immediately
Your response?

basedbasedbased

>>528442745
>>528442837
APOLOGIZE

>It's 2-0
>Go to the bathroom and come back
>It's 2-1
AOI YOU USELESS BITCH!

WE ARE SO BACK

Ruka brace!

yjk

>Mari just tackled Chihaya

>lolita brick deployed
it's over.

IT'S CHIE'S FAULT! SHE BRICKED US!

Aoi is out. We need another Tama in the goal.

We got scissor sexxed.. i guess its a poetic way to go out..

>bricked

>>528444465
>Chie goes live
>enemy scores immediately
Maybe we should actually just remove her from the roster, she curses everyone, both the enemy and us

so we're out?

i'm fucking sweating

is it over...

>4mins
>/@/ doing timeout
Statistically, how fucked are we?

>>528445083
Probably but we have a chance

>>528445083
unless a miracle happens, yes. just one goal and we're going to playoffs

Owari da...

We won though. It could have been so much worse

I blame Nanamin for jobbing the last counter

good debut imo

I blame Aoi, that useless piece of shit.

>>528441713
Well, we did win technically, so I guess I'm not killing myself...

>Nanasex

EVERYONE IS FUCKING DEAD

skeeg here
thanks

we'll be back for next VGL right sisters

>>528445791
y-you're welcome...

did they not play our victory anthem?

>>528445794
Sadly no. EoS tomorrow

>>528445791
Which senrans should I kagura?

>>528445759
BRAVO MAEDA

>>528445794
i guess by the next divegrass we will have all the JP players in since we'll be caught up in the story soon. 3 more months for 5.2 probably right? I expect us to be close by August but I guess there will be 5.3 or ch 6 soon too.

thanks for putting everything together caretakers!

>>528445794
only if we'll replace Aoi

I couldn't decide which side should I have taken and turns out that both are fucking dead now.

>>528446559
>Aoi will be replaced by a Narby

>>528446198
5.1 is in August. It will be 6 months between 4.2 and 5.1, so I don't know if we're even getting 5.2 this year. Even if we do, it will be likely 5.2.1 only.

>>528446559
>replace Aoi
>with Aoi Narby

>>528446813
is it the same amount of events for JP between their 5.1 and 5.2?

>>528446813
>>528447197
what i meant to say was comparing the gap in JP between 4.2 and 5.1 then 5.1 and 5.2

>>528446813
Catching up to where JP currently is should take us 9 months. So, it's all gonna depend on how they shuffle things up.

>>528447197
Yes. They're not following the shedule 1 to 1 though, so it doesn't matter as much.

Did we lose again

Thank you all for coming out to watch our divegrass debut. Unfortunately we didn't advance but we did get a win and aren't in any danger of qualifiers plus we also killed my former rival. As a narrow 343 autopilot, I thought we were in a pretty bad position in this group with 3 competently managed teams, but we held on fairly well. I plan on continuing with team next VGL and I am always open for taking on some helping hands. The models will be a lot more polished by then regardless. Next VGL will be in November/December, but there may be friendly matches in between. I will keep the general posted on any upcoming friendlies or invitational tournaments.
Unfortunately some players didn't get to play but one I wanted to showoff was Single Mother.
Also I had two other chants that never got played
https://files.catbox.moe/qehrye.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/wry7b9.mp3
I am still looking for more chants that aren't just anime girls screaming.
Thanks again.

>>528448614
good job
I think /1999/ is gonna show up next league so we need to be around to beat them

>>528448614
Sex with caretakers.

>>528448614
caretaker love

>>528448614
rabu
>>528448772
the last time I've suggested forming a divegrass team I was told to fuck off

>>528448614
>Next VGL will be in November/December
Enough time for someone to learn pes and become a very autistic manager

Dive grass is boring we need to play the most peak sport of all time.
Baseball

My replicas are.... imperfect.
Her nuances are.... complicated.

>>528449837
Well, that would be a job for the Karenposter.
If /hbr/ had one.

>>528449906
Funny story. Sometimes they do that as a side event

>>528448614
We went out with our heads held high, knocking probably the strongest team in the group down to last place. Between that and somehow managing to build a decent-looking team on our first attempt, I think we can be satisfied for now. Hopefully someone will step up to manage next league.
>>528449906
shut your mouth Ichigo

I want to be bullied and molested by Ichigo, her being much taller than me makes it much hotter.

>>528450470
Aoi....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXktKyK0fvM
Sharing ancient jp videos with the EN sisters.

>>528450470
shut your mouth Aoi

>>528450860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYQa4yRE-Ro

I wanted to post 2 more videos about Nanami and Yuina both they are both delisted, and I can't find any reuploads.

>>528448614
ty manager-san

Divegrass killed /hbr/. It's nyover....

Ruka diving on Yuki's grass

Put some respect onto Ichigo. SHE IS THE FACE OF BANG DREAM. Unlike Carole who had a secret twitter account shittalking her fellow idol unit in Idolmaster

>>528463437
what is blud talking about?

>>528389746
She looks cuter without her stupid hat.

so Astrarium this weekend?

>>528459469
based

>Risa event
I'm only halfway through the first day, but if I hear one more babu I'm going to ask Inori to put me out of my misery.

>>528470341
just do something uncouth to Marumaru and Nagi will kill you before you can think about anything

>>528470341
Aw come on sis don't be such a babu_

what effect would risa-mama's milk have if ingested?

>>528448614
>I am still looking for more chants that aren't just anime girls screaming.
Honestly, it's kinda hard to find a chant that's not just a scream in this game. I was about to propose Tezuka, but even her iconic moment is that 'kuru kuru paka!' one

No one can resist babu. Not even Megumi applying a psychic barrier to her mind could stop it.

>>528470684
Is there something going with Nicocado and Risa-mama other than
>we have mommy on our team, so the leader gotta be the daddy!
?

>>528471903
Their squad ships them because they make a good mom-dad dynamic, but otherwise every one of them has a thing for Akari

>>528448614
More rare Nanami logins, Ichiko's orgasm, Aoi's Pokaaan, Sumomo's nyas, Yunyun's spergouts, Miya-chan shock, Chie's desuwas, Adel's de gozarus, Bungo's ticks, Fubuki's "kill yourself", Narby language, Karen-chan deshita, probably some skill voicelines or sound effects, I'd have to sit down and list them all
But yeah, it's rough, Maeda really likes forcing the girls to scream

So what's she do if she catches them?

ded

Save us Irene Redmayne

Q.E.D--ack--

>aka bazooka
What's the nickname mean?

>>528478942
close your legs

So am I supposed to read Ababababa now

ARE THERE ANY OTHER MURDERER IN THE MILITARY I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

>>528480209
Let's see
Asami
Hisame
Inori
Karen/Kerrie
Ichigo
Sumomo
Seika (probably)
Mari
Tenne (probably)
Monaka
Mion
Shiki
Charlotta
Maria (very likely)

>>528480450
Maria is spoiled behind her event, but yes she did kill despite being a nun.

>>528480209
Yeah, U140 my dick

We all love British cuisine here

>>528481905
Nobody is saying this

Oi I love me sum bangers n' mash

>a can of pork and beans
>sliced baguette
>and vienna sausages
>"""cuisine"""

I like fish and chips, sausage rolls, sunday roast, and a full english breakfast

I would eat Ohshima-style beef wellington

What does Narby taste like.

>>528484095
>Ohshima-style beef wellington
Radish wrapped in all purpose flour cooked over an open flame

>>528459264
>>528459469
Oh! It's Dive Grass! I have been reading it as Diverge Ass this entire time....

>>528480450
>Shiki
That one prostitute she accidentally choke doesn't count. They didn't even find the body.

>have to sit through megushit parts before I can actually play the game
this is so tiresome

>>528485913
She's the main character now.

>>528486070
Nta, but considering future content, uhhh... sure, let's go with that.

>>528486070
Always was

>>528485913
Megumin’s dome life is the best part of the game

>>528488385
ehh, it was alright

Well I finally rolled and got this.

Why doesn't Muua's Seraph code have anything to do with pigs?

>>528488796
Pig is the user

>>528488385
>megubronies have no standards
shocking!

This game doesn't have enough pairings merch.
most of it is just solo characters, or dioramas of the whole squad

>Meguschizo and Megufag seething at each others again
Stfu already it been months!

>>528489212
Did you even figure out an import service

>>528489212
This game doesn't have unique merch in general desu, kinda just basic shit.

>>528489378
i just use fromjapan. not exactly hard to import stuff nowadays.

it's just weird for a game with so much yuri shipping to not lean on the yuri when it comes to the merch.

>>528489626
>it's just weird for a game with so much yuri shipping to not lean on the yuri when it comes to the merch.
Like I said, the game doesn't really have much merch in general, kinda just cheap basic shit. I don't think WFS put much thought into the merchandising side.

>>528489626
They don't lean on yuri in promotion as a whole. This game is only yuri because of Maeda, they just have to cope about that.

>>528489869
>the game doesn't really have much merch in general, kinda just cheap basic shit
They've got a lot of prize figures, scale figures, nendos, and DFORM figures; it's not like they're cheaping out on the merch.
It's just the acrylic stand side that is pretty limited, with most of them just being cutouts of their in-game art, or acrylic panels with images from the gallery. They have a few merch-only art, like the chibis, but that's about it

>>528490362
oh, and plushies too.
it's got a decent amount of merch, especially for the size of the game. They're just pretty boring

I'd pay good money for something like this but with Ruka instead of santa.

I want to go to the bizarro world where Muua is a sadist...

>>528490501
Well fanart of that exists

>>528490678
No I meant a singing dancing animatronic.

>>528490730
What the FUCK

>>528490730
WHAT THE FUCK

>>528491069
Aoifags are going full schizos because they haven't gotten their yearly Aoi content.

>>528491069
I think it's from the legendary Aoi schizo, he shops her into everything like that.

>>528491209
They should photoshop her into that scene where Ruka is molesting Yuina.

>>528491302
I wouldn't be surprised if he already did. I don't remember his xitter handle, but I saw these pictures from him for years while causally scrolling.

>SchizoGOD is manifesting his delusions into reality

>>528491807
>Maeda saw him while scrolling twitter
>made a Yuina event about it instead

Oh yeah

Megumin's tradwife.

Ruset!

>>528492671
29 seconds late, last time was a fluke like I thought.

>>528492739
But it's still on the minute

If the Ruset is perfectly on time 3 times in a row, the Yuki WILL FUCK Ruka

>>528492671
>launch the game
>no more free shit
Th-thanks...

>>528492419
>be me
>be a MeguRukafag
>all MeguRuka art have Ruka be bottom to Megu
I hate this gay earth, Ruka should be the one plapping Megumin not the other way around....

>>528493206
We keep telling you that Ruka is a glass cannon

>>528493206
Megumin can use her psychic power to do the following
>Molest Ruka in public without touching her
>Bully Ruka's clit while they are training
>Grow a massive psychic cock to plap Ruka wih it
>Impregnate Ruka using her psychic sperms
There is no universe where MeguRuka wouldn't end with Ruka being Megumin submissive tradwife.

>>528493372
>>528493517
Yes, but consider this... Megumin being bottom would be cuter.

>>528493206
>literally the only Ruka's pairing where Ruka can be a girl and not muh ikemen
>thinking people would abandon that opportunity

>>528493036
More free shit in a few days. You would've know if intern posted reveals on time.

>>528493852
Leave him alone, he's trying he's best

>>528493036
Think of the trout population sis...

The weekly mission ticket was very kind to me today. I guess I now have a half-assed dark team for the suit Megumi if I ever want to play her on element.

>>528494670
Fuck you, explode.

>>528493206
Ruka is a turbo glass cannon. The moment another girl begins getting aggressively flirty or touchy with her she either submits or flees.

>>528492419
Cute...

What's your favorite crack ship?
Mine is Ruka x Shiki, with Ruka of course, being the girly one in the relationship.

>>528496525
Megumin, her wife, and their daughter... that they have sex with.

>>528502834
does... does Megumin use protection at least?

>>528496525
Why is Tama blonde?

>>528503491
No, she will be her own grandkids dad.

>>528505660
damn...

Wtf
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3216640/The_Beast_and_the_Princess/

>>528506221
Bootleg Ruka and Yuina game

>>528506501
They look more like Ruka and Tsukasa

I hate wagecucking so much it's unreal.

>>528511914
>unreal
Engine 5?

>>528512395
No, worse. HBR is unity.

JP sisters, are you able to stack anachrony tickets into a single attempt or is it limited one ticket per?

>>528512590
You can use up to 5 tickets at once after your first clear.

>>528513103
i think i worded my question a bit wrong, does this apply right now to the EN version? (and not something JP gets in a future update)

>>528514170
It should, that's how it's worked on JP since the tickets became a thing.

>>528512538
HBR would run at 5 fps and have 50x more bugs on unreal.

>>528514541
What do you mean you don't want your graphics card's fans to go jet engine mode while it struggles to calculate how light should bounce on the quixel megascans rock with film-grade fuck-you bajillion polygons

Can I get the list of friend codes that were posted here?

HBR would have been much better if Yuki was a female...

>>528515806
Uh... anon, there's no way a boy could have such obscene large milkers...

>>528515806
I really tire of this heteronormative nonsense that they keep pushing onto us. Yuki should really have been a female. That or Ruka's love interest should've been with an actual woman like Megumi

>>528514541
Yes but it would also be very modable

>>528515853
There's no way a girl could have a manly dick like Yuki though.

>>528515853
Maeda siphons HBR money into Yukki breast implants.

>>528515724
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>>528517182
Thanks, I thought I found someone by accident but no luck.

>>528488491
lucky

>>528517182
>Mine is still on the list
>Still zero uses

>>528517182
what's the point of friends in HBR?

>>528518508
Quartz referrals

>>528518783
so only people who don't play already matter

>>528516748
So if she cant be a boy or a girl, what is she?

>>528519069
A futa

>>528519372
Ah, I see.

I hate futafags so much...

>>528520392
Why?

>>528520392
Coward.

Reminder that in a senpai/kouhai relationship, the senpai should ALWAYS top.

>

>>528522204
Hisame/Natsume does it better and they're cuter

Where did everyone go? Are you hanging out with other sharoposters?

>where did-
MAIN COMPUTER TWIST HER OVARIES RIGHT NOW

Should Tezuka

you ain't fun

>>528528114
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Captcha: N0WAY

>>528517182
Add me to the list too! No one I know IRL is going to play this.

a2zynb2fm54b9je4

Today (24rd June) Ruka Birthday

>today
>24rd

For me, it's mapo tofu. The best kind of tofu. I even ask for extra mapo tofu sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for mapo tofu sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly cafeteria worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my the cafeteria, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large boba tea with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my bok choy in the mapo tofu sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>528529013
It's 24rd already on jaan

>intern-kun remembered
https://x.com/hbr_official_en/status/1937178848279601579

/hbr/ is gonna be interesting in the upcoming month because the upcoming three events are kinda mid.

>>528530627
We already don't talk about the newest events except for the 2-3 days after it releases.

>>528530694
Yeah, but the upcoming events are even more of a nothing events than usual.

>>528529396
I saw Ruka Kayamori at a grocery store yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Niiiice hacking sugartits.”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “Whoopsie gravy! Whoopsie gravy! Whoopsie gravy!” and closing her hands around my breasts. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off.

>>528531837

>>528530694
actually shit events are discussed way more than the good ones

>>528531837
How did she know you were a hacker if you just met?

SEX WITH U140!!!!!!!

>>528533105
I only remember that happening with Byakko event

>>528533105
Last good event was Sharo

Google how to unbrick my account?

>>528534170
There is only one solution.

I just realized this Interlude is going to add more fuel to the meguposter/meguschizo melodrama

>>528534304
Thanks Yunyun but the card you gave me last time didn't work...

>>528534640
You have to use it quickly before the bank revokes it.

>right before Suit Tama drops
T-thanks…

>>528535291
Used up your Tama luck expect to spark suit Tama

>>528535291
more Tama = more better

>>528535381
Well now her level cap will be higher.
Perhaps.

>>528535291
>used up luck
Guess what time it is on Friday

>>528535368
I already was prepared to spark but this is depressing…

>>528535381
>>528535480
Thunder Tama is now LB2 so that's something.

What if you roll both Chie and Suit Tama in the same 10roll?

>>528535610
It's only ironically depressing, you do know you can't actually use up luck right.

>>528535584
This sounds erotic with the Chie pic…

What if you roll and you get Suit Chie

What if you don’t roll and you get Chie

>>528536948
How do i get Chie if I don't roll. Does she show up on my front porch?

>>528535963
But I used up all my Tama luck though.
I know.

https://x.com/hbr_official_en/status/1937193936537473355

>>528537048
Yes. She will kidnap you, pin you to a wall and dress you up in cute lolita clothes all night long

>>528522040
cute tojo

>>528528114
ive been really busy

Twilight Masturbation

>>528542967
I don't think you can do anything else with Twilight desu.

If Muua is my only healer which means I will have to bring her anyway, and I have Seika, do I need Tama? I only have 1 spark and I want Sharo SS2 too and she is coming soon (I think?)....

>>528543180
nah if you have muua and seika you can skip. She's still useful tho if you want to gamble.

>>528543394
I have 55k, so I will see if can luckshit her I guess....

>>528543707
Don’t use quartz to pull unless you’re ready to spark

What is this spark you sisters keep talking about?
I swipe, I roll, the memorias arrive
Easy as

>>528489074
Yeah so her seraph code should be "oink oink" or something.

More free shit soon!

>>528545062
Thanks Intern-kun

You know, I'm overall meh on 4.2, but I will give credits where credit is due. Shiva is peak SiL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsA5foHdsA8

>>528547976
but thats nagi, not SiL

>>528547976
that's not SiL tho...

>>528543180
Suit Tama is listed as the premier support for almost every DPS you look at. Right next to Diva Ruka.

>>528545062
Only 3k quartz?

>>528548620
and 3k from the interlude itself

>>528548558
>>528548576
Shush, I totally knew that and was testing you, nerds.

>>528548558
>>528548576
It's SiL
>S = She
>i = is
>L=Lnagi

tf is SiL

>>528548587
If you are building an elemental team, overwriter is more of a priority over Tama, especially if you have Muua and Seika. She is better than both of them combined, but you will get more use out of the overwriter.

>>528549107
Slice in Lfe?

oooooh nm lol

>>528549393
It's too late to Kill the Life.

I believe all events should be solely about the side characters. Anybody in the main party (31-A) is not necessary since they get or should get their arcs in the main story. I shouldn't be seeing a beach episode or a Christmas episode that mains 31-A. Thank you for reading subscribe for more content.

>>528550414
Just for that, 5 more Yuina events this year.

>>528550846
Yuina isn't in 31-A so why should she be sad?

>>528550414
it would be nice to have some happy endings. Otherwise my theory that tragedy is what makes them good candidates to be narbified looks to be correct.

>Map says Skullfeather
>Translated Skullplume

Why didn't they also edit the map to match the translation?

Who canonically has the biggest ass

>>528555368
Byakko

>>528555368
Some random girl on base. According to Vritika

>>528555368

>>528555414
Well...technically not wrong

4-2 is annoying way too many enemies with retardely high defense like the squid thing and the Parasect enemy for my bricked ass account.

>>528555368
Yuki

>>528555801
4.2 was really easy if you brought crush AoE. So Monaka or Minori. I destroyed everything with minori / yotsuha / seika / yingxia

>>528555891
Proof?

>>528555801
>lose 1 squad member
>everything becomes harder
that's what we call kino around these parts

>>528555969
>not using 31-A
soulless

>>528556095
Megumin isn't even that good for these dungeons.

>>528555442
>>528555434
>>528555368
I think 31-X has the members with the roundest asses.
Carole, Yunyun Maria and even Vritika

Wait there are people that don't play the mainstory with the currently present characters? Have I been making it harder for myself?

>>528556783
There are untouchables that do that, yes.

>>528556584
So what I'm hearing is Japanese girls have tiny asses

>>528556783
It's too much of a hassle.

I want to get pregnant with Ruka's child...

>>528556783
You don't get anything from playing as 31A, so why bother?

>>528555368
Sharo

A reminder that we (yes, WE) love futas here.

This Megumi arc is sucking ass the parts about her personal things the SiL stuff (Rumi, etc) is fun though

>>528560319
MadokaGAWDS............

>>528560319
Which meguca has the biggest cock?

>>528560462
Eroha

>>528560414
>SiL (Rumi
I think you meant SoL (Slice of Life), SiL (She is Legend) is the name of Ruka's band. lol

just watched the 4.2 interlude trailer. All that buildup and we're making a fucking music video?! huuuuh?!

>>528560863
Yeah I did

>Playing event
>"Oh Ruka's band is playing"
>*Skip*

>>528561097
unironically kys

Taskbroker says he would like to see Rumi naked, me too bro... me too

>>528562882
stfu Megumin, you already have a girlfriend.

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