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>Previous Thread>>528119192
this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>528340274it clearly does, it says team fortress 2 and those are the mercs' wives
>>528340506WE'RE IN HERE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>528340482No wonder Demo fucked Medic's wife
>>528340618What did the snaildier ever did to you?
>xe impersonates the oldfag ritual posters to give xer thread validity
holy cring
>>528340834he's mad it's 5000% funnier and likable than demofloyd will ever be
https://www.twitch.tv/rglgg
disrupt cup is happening
watch invite tf2 with rtd effects enabled and you can donate for
>>528340052 (OP)sex with ALL of these
>>528340991Kill yourself.
>>528340618This is a fake snaildier thread. A small, filtered demofloyd has been shoved over the fence.
How dare you taint the name of snaildier with your trash.
>>528341201That's not a demofloyd, idiot.
>>528340991Keep yourself safe.
>>528341201What am I looking at and where
>>528341276You can't have sex with things that aren't real.
>>528341440Put the images side by side with the one in the late thread, you'll see it. He put demofloyd through some kind of filter and threw it on the fence.
>>528341440Engie's shoulder
>>528341792Gaslighting makes yourself look worse.
Fuck you demofloyd for smearing Snaildier's image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_V20uOSkPs
>>528342276Because you are a degenerate loser.
>528342398
he says, when he's a self admitted autist with no life who lives with his mom
>>528342528At least I don't want to have sex with cartroons.
>>528341552>>528341992first of all I'm not demofloyd poster
2. that looks like it could be anything because of how smudged it looks
3rd, the snaildier thread is not late when it comes to general making, it is however late in relation to this thread which is in fact an early thread made before the 751st post
4. you will never be a woman
>>5283428092. If you don't see the gray beanie, black skin, and eyepatch in that arrangement you're blind or stupid, or both. And even if you're blind AND stupid, the fact that the image has been tampered with in some way should give you pause.
4. I have no desire to be, try harder.
>>528340052 (OP)Finally a good OP
I know I post it like once a week, but I really want to see what will happen to the price of tf2 items in another ten years. People will enter the years they start having health problems. Some will drop dead. Older items and unusuals/cosmetics will become even more impossible to obtain. I just want to know if valve will ever have a response to this or if tf2 will continue to rot until we're all dead
Drubk as fuck rn
Why are you nigggers so gay, just fucking play the game and stop posting absolute zshit on te general
Anyway puro = no skill
Soldier = no skill
Fenpyro niggers and trannies need to hang themselves
Goodnight
>>528343690You forgot the best merc bro
>>528343690>smoker>drunkard>duuuude look how drunk I am lolgarbage post
>>528343690Good night king
>>528343690first good post in this thread
>>528343936It was literally the most soulful post in like the last 5 generals
I just like TF2. It'll be one of those games that I won't ever truly give up on, maybe take a break from it but I'll always come back and play.
>>528345117it might have been if he didn't include fempyro in his rant. fempyro posters are the lifeblood of this general.
>>528343823Sniper players are fine everyone gets into a hissyfit sbout then but I don't really care for them
>>528343962>>528344781>>528344838I might play some drunk TF2 before I go to bed, good night lads : )
>>528345172I just don't like cookers they irritate me one post every now and again isn't bad but the constant coomer posting irritates me
>>528345435makes your pp hard?
>>528345546No I just don't undrstand how someone can get off on TF2 of all things, pyro for me has always been a megolemaniac who thibnks hed in a drwamlike candy world not some cooner woman
>>528345435god speed anon
>>528346093>No I just don't undrstand how someone can get off on TF2 of all things,just because it's not to your tastes doesn't mean they need to hang themselves, live and let live drunkbro
good OP
now, where's the summer update?
What if instead of fempyro it was fentpyro
>>528340834he's mad that Snaildier has been embraced by the community and proven victorious in the marketplace of ideas when he's been trying, and failing, to make demofloyd catch on for over a year.
>>528348391What if instead of fentpyro it was fentper
How is an illegal drug related to TF2
>>528350884They are both for grown ups unlike anime.
>>528351025But itโs illegal. Itโs not for anyone at all.
>>528351325Drugs shouldn't be illegal.
>>528351716But they shouldn't be.
>>528352108You might want to take it up with your governor if you feel such.
>>528351382>>528352108drugs are illegal because they're dangerous, if you think otherwise you're welcome to try it
disrupt cup picks happening now
https://www.twitch.tv/rglgg
>>528340052 (OP)the only girl that i get the reference is dawn but what about the others?
>>528354951yui is there because of yuiposter, asuka is there because of asukaposter, megumin is there because of meguminposter, konata is there because of konataposting, and the others are semi random I guess but valentine is a medic, disgaea had an official crossover, and the mimi sentries are there. no idea who the pink haired girl on the left is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNVN0pEx6fs
is there a more soulful tf2 kino than this?
>>528356218yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHPzVmTH1bI
>>528345546Those cheeks are so round that it makes me thinks of Tamers12345.
I can't goon to this man.
>>528356218this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6qp7NvbyXc
>Hud bugged and can't see damage dealt
>reloadscheme doesn't work
>record a; stop; fucks it even more
>>528356218>clicks video>le wholesome spideyverse effects>all my niggas- I mean fellas haha :) don't run away mr advertiser>beat + lyric loop so artificially synthesized to go viral on tiktok you can smell the hand sanitizer through the screen>reference reference ref-and closed
>>528358569now this is based and soul, you can feel the passion even if he is a bad singer
>>528362338>now this is based and soul, you can feel the passion even if he is a bad singermeant for
>>528359037
>>528356218stupid newgen baby
https://youtu.be/DnM1OnkEMi4
Casual matchmaking is harder than playing Competitive league matches on a team. I don't understand the disdain towards Competitive leagues or formats when it feels like so many players put their souls into these single random matchmaking games.
>>528356218yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNLFp102d9A
I also feel like any random balance changes to weapons as a whole would make TF2 more exciting than it currently is, completely redefining weapons besides defaults/stock. It could literally be anything else and the game would feel fresh again.
We live in a very Satanic world where going to fight the enemy is called "peaking the sniper"
will you go die for red in the sand lands?
>>528365252I don't think anybody here is patriotic enough like Soldier to do that.
>>528363257Your only hope is if the server with custom weapons makes its own mod
>>528365252I'm not dying for some gravel on dustbowl
Trickstabbing a demoknight has gotta be one of the more satisfying things in this game.
Then again when you think about it the demoknight has to colossally fuck up so hard to get in that position in the first place thanks to his extended range and speed so it ends up feeling not as great, a fluke if you will
>Iron bomber sticky spammer
>Nigger can't land pipes to save his life
Name a more worthless specimen
>>528370559do people still use the nigga bomber after the nerf?
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>>528345154I like the idea of never truly giving up on tf2 but I do wonder if it'll even last that long. Like how long does this game even have left
>>528373526It'll last as long as Valve wants, essentially. Just look at Guild Wars 1, Arenanet still keeps it running to this day while anyone hardly plays it. Why? Servers are fucking cheap as shit to run, Valve can essentially keep the servers going forever since they probably cost pennies to run.
Bros what are your favourite custom maps that work best for rounds and don't just go forever like tradeservers, mario kart? i.e maps in the cp/pl/plr/koth gamemodes
extra points for oldschool kino
>>528373823no, no, no. all wrong.
The game, any game, will run as long as it is profitable.
>>528356218When I think of zoomer TF2 this is what comes to mind
TF2 DOES NOT NEED ANY UPDATE
IT IS ALREADY PERFECT
>>528374039If we're talking non-statemate inducing maps, I suppose cp_gothic and cp_furnance, cp_aqua, pl_simpsonhouse are maps that come to mind.
My heart will forever belong to blackmesa, whacky races, balloon race, pacman and toyfort though. There are loads of others I can't remember right now, but I'd include them too if I could.
>>528377848it needs a couple weapon reverts
>Recommended vanilla servers
[Global] Uncletopia: https://uncletopia.com/servers
[EU/NA] Zestytopia: https://www.zestyjesus.com/servers.php
[EU] goblincock.tf: de.goblincock.tf:27015
[NA] Kogasatopia: 74.91.116.171:27015
[NA] Furry Pound: 192.99.19.228:27015
>Modded servers
[Global] castaway.tf (Reverts)
[Global] VIP Mobster: Use "vip" in the map field or the tag field
>>528380372Wonder how many channers I see on some of these servers
>>528365252Which hair item is that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5hlJo27kmI
talk about tf2
is anonimity good for tf2 discussion?
>>528384118we should all be kind to each other and appreciate that we get to play with others!
>>528380372I don't think I have ever seen Castaway AU populated with even a single player. It's currently prime time Sunday night and there are 0 players online. Uncletopia is not vanilla and even then struggles to fill even one server since the bots were solved. The only other vanilla(-adjacent) server is a single one that occasionally fills on weekends but usually doesn't run anything other than the same payload maps you get in 99% of casual matches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D83ICLWu-80
>>528374039dom_canalzone
plr_fishladder
arena_hardhat
>>528384690>Castaway AUill have to leave it to AU anons to post their aussie server recommendations
>Uncletopia is not vanillawhat mods do they run? im pretty sure its vanilla
>>528374039Gonna go with modded/improved versions of official maps
cp_steel_2024h (Steel improved)
ctf_bluefort (2fort improved)
ctf_turbine_pro (extra flanks)
cp_process_f12 (small fixes)
cp_process beta (old ver. with some cool quirks)
cp_gullywash_f9 (small fixes)
cp_gullywash (old ver with water under last and other quirks)
cp_granary_pro_rc17a3 (minor improvements)
koth_product_final (fixed symmetry, new flank, no snow)
cp_metalworks_f5 (small fixes)
cp_prolane (fastlane improved)
cp_warmfront (coldfront pro, no snow)
cp_freight_b3 (old version)
just found this, could anyone set up a server to try it out?
https://www.teamfortress.tv/64510/cp-hydra
https://www.pentadact.com/2008-05-31-team-fortress-2-unlockable-ideas/
>the engineer update was just a bunch of community ideas valve stole without giving credit
I feel bad for people who never experienced ACTUAL vanilla. As in no cosmetics or bonus weapons. Engaging with vanilla TF2 was just such a foundational experience of the game, and it feels weird and wrong that the majority did not see it.
>>528396893t. installed the game in 2022 after playing roblox for 2 years
I haven't played tf2 since begin 2022. Are the bots gone?
>>528399431they got removed about a year ago yeah
how long was it? since 2021 until 2024 or something? crazy how valve let it happen, and retards will still give them money in TF2
>>5284000642019 at the very least
Its crazy people are still unboxing things. I wonder how many years before crates run out and we only have cases. Its not like anything is exclusive to them except for like team captains
>>528402260Is this the reason why refs have increased in value and keys went down? They'll literally become useless eventually?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAzrCntGHk
>NOOO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LET PEOPLE DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. YOU MUST SANITIZE THE WHOLE GAME AND MAKE SURE NOBODY CAN STAND OUT OR SAY NO-NO WORDS
>WE MUST WIPE OUT PRE 2010'S INTERNET CULTURE AND MAKE EVERYTHING PG13 FAMILY FRIENDLY, YOU CANNOT SAY BAD THINGS ONLINE
>>528404795I mean refs are infinite in value as long as we get weekly drops, but its part of the reason yes. Most cosmetics can be unboxed from the class crates in the store. Whenever the mann co supply crates run out is when we will stop seeing things that are only in it, but the supply is easily huge enough for 50+ years considering only a small subset of people unbox tf2 these days. That would be something your kid would have to worry about if tf2 was still alive
>>528405228As an addition if you want an unusual team captain you should grab it while you can. Its unlikely we will see many more classic hats unboxed in unusual quality even if the game somehow gained cs2 popularity. In another ten years, maybe eight, they'll be hard to come across
>>528405098>I like tf2 as much as the next guy, BUUUUUT i basically hate everything about tf2
>>528405740Nu internet was a mistake, its nuts that people on their 30's and older have to actually defend internet culture from these fucking pansies that got mentally raped by the school system or other propaganda
>>528406238millenials and boomers are the people trying to take freedom away from the internet, its gen Z that is holding the free speech maximalism line
>>528406794all the RGL faggot moderators and groomers who want to ban people for saying retard or for misgendering people are zoomers afaik
the people who were "being toxic" and saying whatever they wanted in 2007-2011 before the F2P floodgates opened werent 3 year old zoomers, they were millenials and Gen X, even robin walker acknowledges there was a lot of flaming in blogposts from that time
>>528405098>400 views in 3 daysstop watching literally whos if it angers you
>>528407276thats decent, most TF2 youtube channels get less than that
>>528407148most of the people rgl bans are zoomers, you old cringe retards are 90% of the overmoderation on the internet, just because you groomed some trannies to do dirty work doesnt make you less of a old retarded faggot
pwease stop hwurting my fweewing with these no no words!!! BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED
>>528406794it's not really a generational thing imo
>>528407367if that was true why was the internet almost completelly unmoderated from the 90's until like the mid 2010's or so when everything started getting safer and controlled
>>528407884Corporate interests
>>528407884the uniting and strengthening america by providing appropriate tools required to intercept and obstruct terrorism act of 2001 gave the US gov. a direct line to every major .com of the era which, over time, turned into getting as many people as possible online and in controlled internet spaces
a mixture of corporate profiteering and a industry culture shift towards control and compliance with large governments of varying levels of authoritarianism is the driving factor behind the modern, heavily controlled and censored internet
video game forum mod tranny shit is a wing of this and probably just part of mossad trying to normalize controlled speech in general
datamining time
https://strawpoll.com/BDyNz5zD4yR
>>528408768just say money
>>528409524if you can only enjoy TF2 as one specific class, i'd say you dont like TF2 to begin with and should try other games
thats the cool part about TF2, you get bored of one class you have other 8 to choose from
nothing wrong with having a main class but its good to experience other classes too
>>528409936>>528410210there is a "no main" option for you hbs
raep
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>>528389958>no snow>improvementthe most compfag post ever made
>>528411228While the snowy to grassy change is the most obvious one visually, it is by far the most trivial thing in product's development. The snowy/grassy debate should not be a point of focus in the viaduct discussion if product is to be taken seriously. First thing you guys need to consider: viaduct is not symmetrical, far from it actually. product is symmetrical (or at least everything that has a collision is). viaduct probably looks fine but there's a lot more than meets the eye.
When it comes to the snow, its not that complicated
>default crosshairs are white and harder to see in snow maps>snow gives horrible depth perception>weather FX are completelly unoptimized
>>528409524>2 people main Medic
Look at me trimp, bitch, I'm eating shrimp.
Look at me trimp, I'm eating all the shrimp.
7 slop maps and 3 GOD TIER VIP maps*
7 GOD TIER maps and 3 VIP slop maps**
vip will be bigger than any of the Alternative Gamemodes
mark my words
>>528340052 (OP)Which mercenary has the biggest penis?
maining a class is peak reddit gimmick tier
>im choosing to not play a major portion of the game
fellow slopclass mains, how do you do this extremely simple dumb stuff so you can slop the slop better
devs need to nerf the other slop, my gimmick cant handle it (im supposed to adapt)
i don't understand "mains"
when I'm playing BLU scout on dustbowl last and thud into their 9 sentries, I don't keep playing scout and wasting my time, I switch to Soldier or Demoman.
Spy is my 3rd most played class.
>>528420827NOOO THE GAME MUST CHANGE FOR MEEE FUCKING COMPFAGS WONT CATER TO MY PERMA ENGINEER STRAT
I โmainโ Medic because everyone is a fucking idiot that doesnโt know how to play the class.
>>528421417high impact player
>>528421417It's very simple, all you have to do is hold and click on a Heavy.
>>528420827I don't think Scout mains play Dustbowl.
Why does Uncle Dane hate black people so much?
>>528422543The same reason why Zesty loves black people so much.
>>528422762Yeah I agree, Zesty Jesus would never say the N word.
>>528421571low impact player
cbgf
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>Uncle Dane's secret alt
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi
>its been long enough since a tf2ber has made a video about quickplay that everyone forgot about it again and the discourse has died
what's the next retarded debate that'll take the tf2 community by storm?
>>528426286Whatever Zesty tells us to get mad at.
>>528427086seething and obsessed
>>528414195I'm one of them :)
Sucks I couldn't pick two classes or I would've picked Pyro too
>>528421417Me too
>>528421571Now the only problem is gonna be finding a good Heavy main. There are almost none
>>528426286offshore cosmetics being the ugliest ever. literally just look at them and ask yourself "who will use this shit"
>>528427882So just stupid bullshit like always?
>>528428441what do you expect? do you play the game? the game itself (save for casual matchmaking existing) is mostly fine
>>528427882It fits the theme at least, but the troonporium just can't help themselves from pushing shit cosmetics. They're probably the reason why the classic hats are rapidly increasing in value
>>528425708dont no who dat iz
>>528424710this but soldier
>>528427170Racism is bad.
>>528427882>Nothing but 50 different versions of sailor, fisherman and scuba shitOnly thing I'm looking forward to is an oil rig map, assuming it plays well
>>528429010yes, to be fair not all of the content is executed badly, but then I see that atrocious pyro set, that stupid ass helmet for medic, and those coats that looked like they were coated in vaseline and I just can't help but think "this is gonna in the game and nobody is gonna use it"
>>528426286Most players simply don't care because they weren't around for quickplay, casual has always been the default for them
There's only so much you can say by repeating the same arguments and calling out tf2bers for making up shit about quickplay
>>528427882I think theyโre nice. Nothing too gaudy.
>>528384118I call bullshit because I behave poorly online and in ways I would never think of IRL. I do this specifically because there are no repercussions. I can call someone a big stupid nigger online. It's not likely that I am the only person online like this, but also I don't assume *many* people online are like this. HOWEVER, I don't believe the opposite is the case. I don't believe there are abrasive people IRL who suddenly calm down and are kind and polite on the internet. So, you have 3 types of people: those who are reserved IRL and reserved online, reserved IRL and more outspoken and hostile online, and hostile people IRL who are hostile online. There can therefore only be a net increase in hostile personalities when you introduce the internet's layer of anonymity.
Steel is not an IQ test, it's just shit.
That octopus hat for Pyro will 100% be the Elite grade
(You)'re going to get the new Soldier big sausage arms cosmetic and (You)'re going to enjoy the new Soldier big sausage arms cosmetic and (You)'re going to wish that we get big sausage arms cosmetics every update for every class and not just the Soldier
>>528431267Isnโt this just a Popeye reference
>>528431267He looks like he eats his spinach
>>528430382This
t. just played a TF2 cup on steel
>>528431673it is, but it looks absolutely atrocious. 10 times worse than that tropic crisis cosmetic that gave soldier sausage arms that they had to tweak post launch to try and salvage it. And it still looks awful
>>528427170now do it live on youtube or twitch pussy
>muh edgy 4chan streamer doesn't dare do what PewDiePie did
I'm going to tell you an open secret. The best way to get new unusual effects is to just refresh the steam market with a search for the one you want. Its how you get them cheap. If this one gets added I'll probably bother to look for an old hat with it. We need more than space effects
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3473381543&searchtext=
The Emporium SAVED MY LIFE!!
The Emporium shagged my wife...
>people unironically care about TF2 Lore and comics
how
>>528384118If there were no physical repurcussions, I'd behave exactly as I do online in the physical world to others. Like if I were immune to all damage, I would just walk around calling everyone a stupid nigger. I wouldn't even harm anyone, I would just call them nigger over and over to annoy them. It's because I don't view 95% of people as my equal and they are deserving of such behavior. Why should I treat people with the personality and behavior of pigs as my equals?
>>528432526GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>528399431Yeah they removed the bots but the game is still rampant with cheaters.
>>528433109Konata tummy zoom
>>528433109Shupogaki sexo
>>528433109I love children
>>528433109Gropplebopper Snippersnopper
>>528432991>Why should I treat people with the personality and behavior of pigs as my equals?its funny, people around you would probably say the same thing about you if they knew your personality
>>528433109twisting my jimmy rn
>>528433109Respect the sightline
>>528433109Uncle Dane touched me
>>528433109Uncle Dane the Groomer main
>>528433109I love furry BBW
>>528430097What is he so mad about?
>>528433109Need Chubby Furry GF
>>528433109Cover your head nigga
Tryhard cosmetics for every class
>Soldier
Stainless Pot
Tyrant's Helm
Exquisite Rack
>Scout
Hong Cone
Fast Learner
>Pyro
Pyromancer's Mask
Combustible Cutie
Sub Zero Suit
>Sniper
Anger
Villain's Veil
>Spy
Noh Mercy
Hong Cone
>Demoman
Dynamite Abs
Hawaiian Hangover
>Engineer
Whatever Uncle Dane uses
>Heavy
Eliminator's Safeguard
Die Regime-Panzerung
>Medic
Nunhood
Blighted Beak
>>528433109Droid Killer 8805
>>528433109guacamole nigga penis choccy milk
>>528433109I know where Zesty Jesus lives
>>528433109Scoped in looking for big booty latinas
>>528433773the emporium shaved my waifu
>>528433874Why does Sniper make him so mad?
>>528433109Wank Tuah. Snoip on dat thang
>>528434137poorly designed class
>>528433109-150 on the stock exchange
>>528433109Konata soft tummy ToT
>>528434257Axiomatically correct.
What's the most zoomer TF2 cosmetic and why is it the Binoculus?
>>528434683i remember when https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Seared_Sorcerer dropped you couldn't escape it
>>528434957You still cant
>>528433773the age of consent
>>528433109#FreePalestein #AntiZionist #Nukes4Iran
>>528434957I use it for my Vivi loadout
>>528434957How is a reference to old Final Fantasy games "zoomer"?
>>528435103What should it be?
So outside of votekicks, what exactly is stopping people from throwing matches as the Mobster? Sounds like the easiest gamemode to grief in, especially since it's A/D so even just wasting time is more impactful than hogging the intel in CTF for example
>>528435279oh if we're going off that metric then it's https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Millennial_Mercenary by a long shot
>>528435498dam dis shit bussin bruh
how did cheats know that someone is spectating you
what feature of source engine even allows that
>Millenial Mercenary
>Zoomer
Genius
>>528434683>TF2 clip dump>Close up a player with a cursed loadout>100% always has the Binoculus equipped (honorable mention: the Eyequarium)What causes this phenomenon
>>528435929idk doesn't help that valve removed the possibility to spectate someone and then fixed the bug to stay spectating someone who you suspected was cheating
>>528436142it was a meme cosmetic that actually succeeded being funny and worth using unlike other shitty ideas out of touch from the emporium like putting a train on engineer's head
>>528436678>t. cheating cuck
>>528436678how is he wrong
lol
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>>528435424Nothing. People will forget about the existence of the Mobster in a couple of weeks and move on, leaving the tenth class to catch dust in alternative game modes.
is "vJill" a real person or just a pseudonym used to refer to the TF2 team, which has just been a team of 2 or 3 outsourced Indians since 2015? This casual party system doesn't work for SHIT
>>528420439If we isolate all gameplay to strictly Casual matchmaking then it's because classes besides Scout, Soldier and Demoman are incredibly niche with lower skill ceilings. Classes like Pyro, Heavy, Engineer and Spy are generally only effective when the server is full of newer players, or teams are so one-sided that any player with any level of competency has no chance because they are thrown into 1v5s and 1v7s as soon as they go through a choke.
>>528437771valve is superpower company stop investigate you bloody benchod saar
>>528437771jill is a real developer
>>528433463>probablyOINK OINK OINK
>>528434284waiting for delivery
>>528433848Sorry my bad, I'll just raise my sensitivity x10 and play with my foot to fit in with the rest of the server.
>>528386208is there pornography starring this mother
>>528424710Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>528440926this but femsoldier
>>528440619No, but she has pretty big tits.
>>528440926this but with demofloyd
>>528437771Jill aka John Schoenick (the guy with the red shirt) is a Valve dev who has been working there since 2014. He's most known for his work for MYM, as he was very vocal about it since he made all the announcements, culminating with his neato comment near the launch of said update
vJill is just his username on reddit
>>528443728Any fucking day Jill...
>>528443972>those surveys that ask you what you think of matchmaking/random critsI'm sure we'll see the results any day
Neato has been memed to death but it's crazy how Jill knew what he was about to release and still had the gall to call it an okay update
>>528444078Those just slow down my shitalk at the end of a match. Can you remove them from the HUD?
>family is planning a week long vacation to the beach beginning of next month
>summer update likely to come out before or during that time
>remote work so i can just dick around at the beach and come back and game
bros. maybe life is okay.
>Won another match of Doomsday because the Australium carrier on the other team didn't know you had to deposit it directly into the rocket and not just stand on the lift
>+25% reload speed
There fixed.
>>528450480Special attack button detonates stickies without losing placed stickies. Regular detonate does standard detonation. Soft-detonated stickies cannot detonate again within 4 seconds.
>>528450837Just remove extra ammo. Arm time is more than enough downside.
>>528450480+50% blast radius instead
>>528452643>plinks you for 2 damage.Wonderful.
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goodnight sleepy tf2gs
sex in team fortress 2 i'm having SEX IN TEAM FORTRESS 2 WITH THE FUNNY DISPENSER NOW!
>>528457147You are not funny.
>>528457529neither are you
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>>528457529I laughed at his post though
>>528458219Holy shit are you the Zesty Jesus?
name a single more soulful tf2 video than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6qp7NvbyXc
>>528458428no I'M the real zesty jesus
name a single more soulful tf2 video than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9nAbL3TzQo
>>528432959millenial sรถylords eat that shit up like it's candy
ZESTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
This lad has the physiognomy of a 13th century chamber pot cleaner
name a single more soulful tf2 video than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcaUGDIdbwc
Every time i see this video i wanna cry a bit cause it is unironically the best way to show off the community cause it has every element of TF2
https://youtube.com/shorts/1tG7Eet4C2k?si=_Tk8GpXFFdtQMkos
I haven't played a game with anyone in years despite posting on vg for a full decade. Where is my group of friends that doesn't become clique faggotry
Look at me trimp, bitch, I'm eating shrimp.
>get put in on EU thunder mountain server
>amby spy is shitting on my entire team
just one of those matches
>>528458528you already posted that
>>528359037
Zesty: I hate sniper
Also zesty: I FUCKING LOVE PAYLOAD EVEN THOUGH IT'S THE GAMEMODE WHICH TYPICALLY GIVES SNIPER THE MOST EGRIGIOUSLY LARGE SIGHTLINES
>>528464107erm.. but the ambassador was nerfed!! it's completely useless now!!!!
>>528464874This is why the VIP mode is superior.
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Zesty: Do not give Valve your money do not gamble do not support their neglect
Also zesty: A little gambling, as a treat
Post more, zestobsessed anon
>>528464897to be fair it is still extremely fun clicking people with it
>>528469573monday just a 2 hours away!
>>528469573It's monday next week too!
>>528340052 (OP)all your cocks look bloody 12 feet tall!
>>528446357Nice bro
I wish wasn't a wagie and could take a vacation somewhere nice
>>528471817voice (me): thanks!
>>528474835What do you do for work?
>>528478230Like you grocery but meat dept
Not a butcher unfortunately just a lowly clerk
>>528479691Sick, bro. Make that moolah when the butcher eventually retires. Don't know about your company, but we've got like 3 meat cutters retiring within the next couple of years
>>528483176sex with honey
>>528483273A cat is NOT fine
>>528483590a cat is fine too
>>528480110Thanks bro
I plan on eventually being a butcher. I'm part of grocery chain so it's not too hard with all the locations but I just have to play the game and work towards it
>>528483695You do you I guess.
>>528484013I'll be DOing honey
>>528483273>>528484092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
Am I a bitch if I am unable to comprehend why one would want to play Engineer on KOTH? You press 4 and 1 and the game is instantly a pain in the ass for the other team. There's A/D and Payload if you want to play strong hold simulator, I don't get why you'd want to do this on KOTH
>>528486872Why not? defend the point at any cost.
>>528486872I sometimes go rage engineer on KOTH if we're getting stomped to even things out
>>528467782what price did he win?
>>528488504$20 dollars from the prize pool but since there're 20 players including him it gets split and he gets $1
>>528488785Entrance fee? Also $1
>>528486110>Wanting to have sex with cartroon animals is totally 4chan culture!!!!
>>528490161>reddit post>soijak replyLike clockwork
>>reddit post
>>soijak reply
>Like clockwork
Basedjaks > cartroons reaction images
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjBYFo9xXxA
>le wacky edit for every single fucking sentence
why did he do this
this is actually a very informative video edited in the most pointlessly infuriating way possible
uh oh everyone watch out he started saving wojaks
Why is this general full of basedboys?
>>528491040yes the people here are very based, thank you for saying so!
Good night to the few euros that have to deal with this image spam
>>528491125>image spamAt least mine are TF2 related unlike your cartroon slop
I've been archiving/saving particularly bad /tf2g/ threads for a while now, this one was added to my collection.
>>528491561Yeah I agree, we need some funny demofloyd memes to lighten up the thread!
>he's this fucking mad that someone said they wanted to have sex with a sonic character
wew
>>528491732I'm not mad, i'm just like Are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>shartytranny spammer
>ESL
Like clockwork
>I'm not mad I'm just spamming wojaks and pastas to show how not mad I am
yeah u mad
The white race is clearly lost mayne, clearly lost, like I don't even know what to say anymore mayne, like if Adolf Hitler looked at what the white race would become he would happily change his mind about jews and gas the wapepo instead.
Hi this is president Donald Trump with a message for /tf2g/, I just wanted to say that I fucking literally fucking despise every single one of you faggots, god bless America.
the feeling's mutual, hope you follow through on your cliff promise some day.
>>528490921the worst part is when they do the "adhd attention grabber" thing during their disclaimer, which I guess is tolerable once, but then at the start of part 6 they describe regular old gameplay footage as "you getting the jingling keys," like holy fuck who do you think you're making your video for? actual 3 year olds?
>>528493785Cor imagine having your cock inside her anus while she cooks an erotic diarrhea fantasy, that would be heaven!
I'm so fucking tired of this shit
look at how not mad he is spamming D tier shock images he found on google
I thought cartroon girls didn't shit?
>>528493963Maybe this wouldn't have happened if you weren't acting like a bunch of degenerates yourselves, I am just returning the favour.
WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY? WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY? WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY?
WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY? WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY? WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY?
WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY? WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY? WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY?
WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY? WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY? WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY?
WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY? WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY? WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY?
WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY? WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY? WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY?
WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY? WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY? WHO'S GOING TO CHANGE MY HUSBAND'S BRAIN CANCER NAPPY?
The main character and mascot of /tf2g/.
>>528494067>Maybe this wouldn't have happened if you weren't acting like a bunch of degenerates yourselves, I am just returning the favour.
im a tranny scat porn addict
>>528494067Both you and tranime posters are a blight upon our threads and need to crawl back to the discord whence you both come from
Jesus christ you're still going?
>>528495062he got banned and switched to his phone, now he's desperately saving thumbnails like a dumbass
>>528491890>Me after I drink too much
me when a medic uses kritz on me as demo
>>528495760Why does he keep dumping his scat porn folder
and now gay black porn
>>528496054people who complain the loudest about something are usually people practicing said something themselves, it's all projection and floydfag is the real degenerate
just like when zeesa (creator of zee's HUD) tried to fearmonger valve into getting rid of sprays in TF2 for supposedly allowing cheese pizza, he himself was sending nudes to minors
>>528496054He's a shartytranny
>>528498993Yeah what an amazing game bro
>>528465980I've said this as well and low and behold a little a mvm gambling and I get trash again why do I do myself.
Still the cases he unboxed are shit even the rarest war paint you could possibly get in that case won't sell for a lot because no one fucking wants war paints.
what are some cool engineer spots that require you to boost yourself with wrangler (level 1 sentry)
>>528389958>no improved hydroshamefur dispray
>>528450480SR's ability to make fine grain stickybomb selection is dogshit, the activation aoe is too damn big, I wish I could change it.
>>528465980>Zesty โyou might want to cash out before my trvke comes outโ Jesus
>>528496336everyone who dislikes softcore porn spam is from sharty...
What if the Heavy got buffed and a bunch of new items instead of Pyro, I wonder how different the TF2 timeline would be; would we have had a bot crisis? Would things be better, or worse community wise?
>>528509180Nothing would've changed, unironically, if we were to remove everything added in jungle inferno the biggest loss would be the maps, 2/3 of the weapons are never used and most of the J.I. cosmetics go unused
>>528509180pyro's items were completely irrelevant so we can assume heavy's would be too
>>528446737I havent played doomsday in forever.
Can the spy still block the rocket or has that been fixed?
interesting insights into hydro from the mapping community
https://tf2maps.net/threads/map-study-territorial-control-hydro-tc_hydro.25256/
>>528509180theres not much interesting stuff you can do with heavy before it turns in something that just isn't heavy
I think giving him a primary that isnt actually a minigun could be nice for a change, or a minigun-like weapon that isnt actually hitscan or something, but all heavy primaries are just "minigun with slightly different stats"
Maybe even give him something like gunboats or ali-baba booties as a primary, but rather than increasing his health, increase his movement speed slightly to make a shotgun heavy that moves at the speed at the soldier or something dunno.
>>528509180i read something somewhere (probably /tf2g/ and probably a fan theory) that they would have given the dragons fury to the heavy instead. just give him like a non automatic primary or something
ever since then I would have loved seeing heavy with like a giant fuck off cannon that shoots cannonballs or something
the payload sissies fear steel and hydro gods
>>528519573hydro more like poodro
get owned fraggot
>>528519968>t. payload sissie
I only use four war paints
>Sky stallion
>Neo tokyo
>blackout
>Team serviced
The rest are shit
>>528520380deadro diddies on suicidewatch
Give it to me gay: what are the chances we get quickplay back in the summer update?
>>528521741jill on the hill isn't letting quickplay come back ever
I wonder if the proving ground thread on Vipes is still up on the farms.
>>528508625Meanwhile they love to spam actual CP within their grounds :)
I'm surprised he still hasn't posted here yet
>>528521741>this summerLOL. Enjoy your broken VIP mode and missing textures offshore map
>we get quickplay backSlim to none. Not enough ruckus about it because most players nowadays donโt even know what it is because they werenโt around for it. Itโs hard to convince someone of something they never tried
Maybe a brave host will ask Jill at this yearโs TFConnect, but theyโll just be pussies like always or theyโll give a PR response
What should the next OP be and why should it be the official character of /tf2g/?
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>>528521741It's fucking
HABBENING!!!
>>528524678hey baby ready to pocket me?
>>528526683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>528527469https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>tfw people don't find your degeneracy funny
Okay no, but seriously, what drives people to make such unfunny posts?
guys can we please just talk about the game for once
me
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>>528528607The Ullapool Caber is one of the best weapons of the entire game.
What warpaint should I get for my Iron Bomber?
>>528533779What a CRINGE gif.
>>528533779what's your demo look like?
>>528534095I will be mean to someone who pretends to be a cartroon girl.
>>528533779You shouldn't get a warpaint
NEW SOLID KINO!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDHR92O7dVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjBYFo9xXxA
>>528533779Can never go wrong with Swashbuckled
>>528521741it will once signanon hits jill with a bat in the valve hq
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/man-arrested-for-allegedly-attempting-to-assassinate-genshin-impact-studio-founders/1100-6490597/
>>528533779a regular one without warpaint is based as fuck these days
I really wanted to collect all the reskins. But when batsaber came out I got sick quickly. I don't want to pay 100+ bucks for a reskin. The robosandvich was always a dream but the random influx of pricey skins was irritating
>>528533779All war paints are shit. Get a strange weapon with no killstreak parts, and that's it.
>more newbies coming into the game
>they have the awareness of a rock
>headphone mic and cruddy yard sale mic don't pick up my voice even when i'm right next to it
>can't call out the spy right behind them
i don't know if it's a shitdows 11 problem or what i've tried fucking around with the settings in control panel and steam voice settings and nothing works this is bullshit
>>528537586Did any good mods release yet?
>>528537586have you tried testing the mic in vocarooo or in discord?
did you check the tf2 ingame settings?
>>528537859i did a mic test in windows settings saying something multiple times but it's super quiet and cuts off and when i tried in tf2 all the voice settings were at max and nothing came up when i used voice_loopback unless i blew air directly into the mic so idk why it can't just pick up my voice clearly when i'm right next to it
I wish there was a community server that just ran Atom Smash, Cursed Cove, and Mannsylvania.
>>528538758is it a USB mic or an analog mic?
Have you tried reinstalling your motherboards audio drivers?
some mics are more sensible than others
>>528432208how is this going to help me get the item I want when everything is botted to shit?
>>528539098my headphones have a single cable then i use a splitter to use the aux headphone and mic ports on the front of my PC case and the yard sale mic was usb that i tried plugging into different ports but didn't help. haven't tried reinstalling the audio drivers yet probably will try that later
>>528539915sounds like some wacky setup
look up a Samsom Meteor stand mic, works flawlessly for me and you can use it with either USB for extra quality or analog for less input delay
or other stand mic idk
>>528540101i'll give it a look if these stupid things still won't work after resetting the drivers in windows thanks
I hate Sniper so much it's unreal
>>528542174Wear a bulletproof helmet then.
>>528543963The horse or the map?
How to improve CTF:
>45 min timer
>cap whenever you like
>team that caps the most wins
Of course nobody actually cares who wins, but this way you can get team crits without destroying the beautiful permanent stalemate of a map that's meant to be a deathmatch map.
How to fix CTF:
>every 3 minutes everyone gains 10 seconds of guaranteed crits
>sentries and snipers die after every 2 minutes
>>528545225>45 minmake it 30
>>528546929I wasn't sure between 45 and 90
so when's 2fort getting replaced
https://youtu.be/uaXtJXbhLNs
and now he's here to BEEP BEEP BOOP us!
gentlementlemen gentlementlemen mentlemen
>>528533779Bocchi the Sexo
>>528533779none
default look >> reskins >>>>>> war paints
>>528548971There are already like 20 different 2fort maps.
>>528549237https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>528396893Actual vanilla had some real issues though, anon
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ohayo~
appudetto doko
>>528552000>>>/r/eddit>inb4 basedjak melty
>>528553060>>528553136How is this TF2 related?
Everything is TF2 if you put it on a sign
>>528553841take your ban like a man shorty and stop evading
>>528553841can't you just go back to the sharty if you hate anime so much?
>>528554829Can't you stay where the anime belongs?
>>528554929I am though
dead negroid memes were never 4chan content if you didn't know newfag
Post Konata. She is TF2 related.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Starboard_Crusader
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Tsar_Platinum
Anime is TF2.
>>528554829he had a total meltdown last night, said he hated it here, and spammed his scat porn folder getting him and his phone both banned
if he still doesn't leave after that and ban evades immediately he's some kind of masochist who's never leaving
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maykin' baykin
I love Sniper so much it's unreal
>>528555342don't mention it!!!! otherwise he'll melty again!!!!
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=247188
lol
>>528555683NEW AUSTRALIUMS NEW AUSTRALIUMS NEW AUSTRALIUMS NEW AUSTRALIUMS
>>528555947we need a cyborg demo boss in the upcoming tf2 update to confirm this.
>>528555812And Zesty didnโt!
LMAO
The omega-autism gatekeeping tryhard game mode will get an update!
>>528555029You have a containment board.
>>528556285but the update is for mvm not comp
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>>528555683It's gambling time!
>>528556374dog you're literally posting in a containment board xD
>>528556374you have a containment website
go back to the sharty
>>528555352I don't accept your opinion now get off my board.
>>528555342Personally my favourite melty of his is still https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/524926269/#q524959879
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>>528556374Zestysisters and Emporiumtroons will never leave this place man, just post your memes and let them seethe
>new mvm content in summer and halloween
It was the least thing i was expecting for sure. Guess they wanna rank up their cash with new australiums.
>>528556656Reddit isn't any different from 4chan other than having less free speech and more morals.
weezy
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>>528555683He fucking won.
>>528556679zesty loves basedjaks though, he keeps putting them into his video thumbnails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEZkpNnOmpQ
>>528556771>less free speechthis alone makes it unusable
>>528556856He loves anime tho
Emporium hates basedjaks
>new mvm maps
>xhe thinks walve will add new Australiums
holy mother of copes settle down
POOOOOOOOOOOST YOUR AUSTRALIUM WISHLIST
>Direct Hit
>Powerjack
>Half-Zatoichi
>Kritzkrieg
>Kunai
>>528556856Zesty goes on 4chan, so of course he knows about the great 4chan culture, frogs and wojaks everywhere!
>>528557050Shotgun, Scorch Shot.
>>528556771if it has less freeze peach then why are demofloyds not instantly banned there?
Moar mvm maps, itโs gambling time
>>528556989if i settle down do you promise to not post scat
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=247188
>the big summer update is gonna be MvM slop
great news for cashcow retards with no taste
>>528557050Why are you pretending to be an anime girl, do you know how pathetic you are?
>>528557050I will do anything for an Australium Shotgun and Direct Hit
TOTAL MOBSTER DEFEAT HAHAHAHA
ITS GAMBLING TIME
>>528557292But I want to keep my penis attached to my body. I just like how anime girls look. I'm not "pretending" to be anything, that's schizo.
>>528556591you weren't even here until a couple months ago by your own admission newfag YOU leave
>>528555516https://files.catbox.moe/76vst4.mp4
>>528556845His adderall crashout back during the SaveTF2 thing was specifically done to usher in this moment, truly the hero the TF2 deserves.
>>528555683I can immediately tell you that any difficult missions and maps are going to suck. At least in potato.tf servers, people are generally communicative and not brain dead. I don't want to play with jose.gonzales.2009 multiplied by 5.
>>528557050Kita my beloved
>>528557264Learn to read faggot, it's deadline is August 27, and set to be added before Screamfortress.
(they will accept Halloween themed updates, but it's not a necessity, which hints this is a pre scream fortress standalone update.
We can make lots of cool and funny edits of this image!
>>528557581cute and funny?
>>528555683please be new maps and don't add coastrock, that fucking scallop map for the love of god, and that one map that's inside a building with a spiral staircase then goes into a train station?.
>>528557220are you yet again accusing me of doing something you are responsible of? you falseflagging little cuck
>>528557480>I just like how anime girls lookI prefer how real girls look because I am straight and you are not.
there's actual TF2 news to talk about and the floydcuck is still having a melty, sad
>>528557506I have been on this website for many years now, I just didn't know this general was a thing until a few months ago because most of the times I go on video game boards they are full of shit I have never played before.
How much gambling will you gentlemen partake in this summer?
>>528557292>>528557795An attached image doesn't mean "this is me." Otherwise, do you think you're TF2 Sniper? You're nowhere near as cool.
>>528557795Nah, I'm straight.
>>528557721>that fucking scallop map for the love of godFucking hell, that map feels so ass to play.
>>528557050Iron Bomber, because it will make spergs upset.
>>528557968Zero dollars and zero cents
>>528557274>australium fists>you now wear a few golden rings around your fingers
>>528557968I'll do 3-4 tours
>>528557968Likely none because I'm a broke ass bitch, but I have a friend that has a bajillion tickets I can borrow.
>>528557050Aussie wrangler and scorch shot
>>528557982he renames the file to "me" yeah he thinks he's somehow as cool as sniper when he lives in his mom's basement
>>528557968None, whether you mean MVM or crates.
>make mvm missions for us
oh great... mvm is now joining the yearly slop update rotation, can't wait for when there is 500 mvm missions in 2031
>>528557982Yes I do, when I use a reaction image I like to imagine that's what I actually am.
>>528557050New australium crackpipe melee for demoman
>>528557968Iโll play bootcamp because Iโm a god.
>>528557968I have spent a grand total of 15โฌ in TF2 items having played since before the F2P update
stop giving your money to TF2 fucking retards, they dont deserve
I never use reaction images of females because I am a male.
>>528557050I want an Australium Iron Bomber, but I want the summer update first
>>528558034that is the one map i swear nobody not even the map maker even play tested they just threw a bunch of shit together and called it good. i could only manage to get to wave 2 with randos AFTER 2 HOURS before everyone gave up
I will be purchasing mvm tickets in bulk just to spite
>>528558332
>i will throw my money into the money pit, mad yet?
>>528558494based conSOOMer
>>528557917Me when I see the buffalo steak sandvich
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HUH???
https://x.com/TeamFortress/status/1937248241055334647
>>528558027Liking cartroon people is asexuality because they can't reproduce.
>>528555683>The key sales are down! What should we do?>pick better cosmetics for the crate updates>have better unusual effects and prune everything else>add new, interesting weapon skins that will encourage buying keys>restart the other gambling machine, with tickets instead of keys
>wrongly accuse someone of doing something you did yourself
>get called out
>why are u mad floydcel?
you lost
>>528340052 (OP)zesty
is
live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M0CdpCs-jc
>>528558478I never had a problem with the missions, it's just the layout of the map and the shitty "lol lmao you can fly like a funny little scallop" gimmick the map has. It just feels bad.
>>528558625What the fuck is asexuality? Are you an LGBTBBQ advocate all of a sudden?
It's such a shame that /tf2g/ has to be lumped in with such a trash board, maybe we should move this general to /sp/ since pressing buttons and clicking requires very athletic hands and fingers.
>>528555683something... happened..?
>>528558675i wish whoever allowed that map into the event and map maker a very stub their toe forever
>>528558865thats so funny man
>>528558982>valve asking the community to do their work for themthis is just business as usual, except for MvM this time
>>528558865It's weird that we're not on /vm/, which for some reason had the comp tf2 logo of all logos
>>528558625George Floyd canโt reproduce either because heโs dead.
>>528558446ok newfag we know
>why isn't everyone talking about valve's latest scheme to milk whales!! stop posting demolloyds NOOOOOW it makes my clitty leak
DEMQFLQYD WQN
>>528559125Uh oh you just upset the jannies! They don't like images of brutal murder being uploaded on this board.
>>528557050Conscientous Objector
>>528558865why don't you go to /sp/ then I'm sure you'd enjoy it more
THE MVM UPDATE IS REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
the marketplace of ideas has rejected Demofloyd every time he shows his sorry face in these quarters
>halloween update
it's over
>>528523290>>528509180>>528519225 reminder that demofl*yd is not welcome here
>>528533779party phantoms (factory new)
>>528558659bet he's seething at valve dabbing on blue archive
Does Zesty Jesus benefit in this update in anyway where he might finally win for once?
>>528559345new MVM campaign?
was Jungle Inferno update a huge letdown or just okay? i think we're just spoiled because we have so many weapons already that nothing feels special anymore, too many
>your tf2 main
>your kessoku
how many tickets will this new campaign cost it has to have a better payout then two shitties if they want people to play it
>>528557050AUSTRALIUM SHARPENED VOLCANO FRAGMENT
>>528559589He really is not doing that at all.
>>528559632wtf is this real?
>>528559423Not a Japanese game.
>>528559683Spy
Kita
Perhaps, in my dark edgelord ways, I desire a partner who is opposite to my character...
>>528558305Because it spits on demomains, who've spent hundreds of hours to master the stock launcher.
PLEASE update the other tour rewards to be better so that people actually play something else other than two shitties
>>528558659We don't care.
>>528559589Why would you create this pedo-coded image?
>>528559853But they fixed the hitbox ages ago
>>528559298isn't it obvious? seeing (You) have a total breakdown and derail the thread for the next 150 posts with your inane tantrums every time a single DFLQYD pic is posted is quite humorous
we're laughing at you
>>528559589Mutsuki my beloved
Shittiest australium list:
>Wrap Assassin
>Battalion's Backup
>Gas Passer
>Ali Baba Booties
>Steak
>Engineer gets nothing
>Vita-saw
>Cozy Camper
>Spy-cicle, more like pisscicle
>>528557050>DRAGON'S FURY>ESCAPE PLAN>LOOSE CANNON>ENFORCER
imagine an australium brass beast
>>528559936you can code these nuts on yo face
>>528560009oh the absolute ironing
>>528560010We have the same opinion
Why did /a/ have to invade us today?
>>528559423Zesty wishes this was the case
Emporium wishes this was the case.
Anime is soulless, you'll understand in due time why TF2 will never be anime.
>>528560343the more you seethe and cry about anime, the more animeCHADS will post to mock and laugh at you
deal with it
I was rewatching this video on a whim and it just occured to me how much he looks like Zesty
https://youtu.be/cdTBIQDPZt4?si=sqziu830DEvq040_
how good are my chances if i got an austrialium about every 15 tours in 45+ tours
Which classes would the kessokus play?
I think Bocchi would play Engineer so that she could be alone with her sentry nest without bothering anyone
>>528560470>anime>chadsIf you are into anime past the age of 20 you are a loser.
>>528560436TF2 is a bastion of non hyper pop, anime sugoi aesthetics (see OW2, Rivals, etc). It's a heavily stylized war class shooter. Animetroons will never really have souls because they can't stop consuming bugpeople slop.
>>528560671Why specifically 20?
fuck australiums
fuck warpaints
fuck COUNTERSTRIKE
go back to CS2 retards
tf2 literally has anime cosmetics and weapons, look at the disgaea crossover
anime. game.
>>528560436Zesty? Emporium?
Who?
sorry I just play tf2 I don't follow your off-topic eceleb drama
>>528560620You should kill yourself for making this abhorrent post.
>>528560620You took my answer
>>528560828Ryo would play Spy, since she likes having the aura of mysteriousness
>>528560767Does CS2 even have golden guns? Warpaints are shit but I like australiums because there's not a billion of them and it's a clear symbol.
>>528560824There isn't anything called that, idiot.
>>528560827>>528560824That's great, I remember being 14, i remember also consuming anime. It's slop, I'm sorry you're stuck in the slop pits and can't truly appreciate what makes tf2 good (hint its not the shitty custom maps, or the anime crossover items.)
>>528560620You should continue to lead a long and productive life for authoring such a post.
>>528560828That's not a very nice thing to say. Snaildier disapproves.
>>528557050Thermal Thruster
:^)
>>528561002>slop slop sloptwenty year old unemployed man
>>528560996actual retard https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Disgaea
>>528561030thank you Snaildier
>>528561002lol
just go back already
>>528561071nice rebuttal bro, concession accepted.
>>528561128this is my home, get fucked retard
>>528561202if only literally any of this applied to you, who has never gotten a life
>>528561082I like that while melee reskins are all class except Engineer and Spy, there is one reskin that Engineer can also equip, and one reskin that Spy can. Balance in the cosmos.
>>528560751There is no actual reason. It's arbitrary.
528561202
normalfag post
ez hidden
At this point the next OP wont even be TF2 related at all.
>>528561465It's fine bro, if we wait a bit longer, we'll get cool MVM maps and maybe even Quickplay!
So how big is the shit storm going to be if they remove the MvM ticket requirement and makes MvM free to play?
>>528561349Normies watch anime slop too.
>>528561556the 3 total mann up players will be devastated I'm sure
i'm hoping if the community mvm tours are actually going to have any unique drops to them it'll be a way to finally add the stranges of weapons that don't have one and make the ones that are like a bajillion dollars easier to get. i want traders to seethe while i get a strange original for 10 dollars. probably not gonna happen though. get hype for our botkiller scatterguns now folks!
>>528561556mvm is already free to play
>>528561556Why would Valve have any incentive to do that? That would crater the entire market immediately
>>528561556MvM is free... the tickets is just for gambling
>>528561030based snaldier poster
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>>528561209>nice rebuttal bro, concession accepted.
>>528560924they dont have golden guns afaik
Call of Duty 4 (2007) was probably the first big multiplayer shooter to add Golden skins
they also had wacky camo colors on bright orange and blue afaik so they might have inspired valve's war paints
https://callofduty.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Call_of_Duty_4:_Modern_Warfare_Camouflages
What should the next OP be?
lamo
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>>528561556nobody will miss the subhuman gambling addicts
>>528561556Free to gamble*
>>528561852MAPpers needed.
Snaildier is such a normie meme.
CoD4 invented war paints in 2007, except CoD4 was more ethical about it and didnt put it behind a paywall, you just unlocked them by playing the game and leveling up
they still look fucking awful but not as bad as the TF2 ones
sometimes i remember there are people who genuinely believe that games today would not have any microtransactions whatsoever if valve never added boxes to tf2
>>528560373why are her boobs so big
>No-brainer
Ubersaw
Crossbow
Kritzkrieg
Kunai
>Next considerations
Loose Cannon
Gunslinger
Huntsman
Half-Zatoichi
Shotgun
Pistol
>You could do this, but it would annoy certain people
Original
Iron Bomber
Jag
Bizarre Bargain
How much of it is just going to be Potato.tf campaigns slapped into an update?
"no brainer" and it's three medic weapons
>>528562226trve medic mains want aussie bonesaw and syringe gun
>>528562343>>528562226bagboy forgot the trip
"no brainer" and it's three medic weapons
>>528561983He won in the marketplace of ideas. That makes him a normie meme.
Demofloyd isn't a normie meme because he failed to catch on. It's actually kind of pathetic, Snaildier was embraced by the marketplace of ideas shortly after his introduction, while demofloyd has routinely been rejected every time.
>>528562198it would certainly would have taken longer for companies to mass adopt microtransaction if TF2 didnt lead the way
How do I get good with Demoknight
I can't hit people with the charge and Eyelander...I'm so bad guys...
>>528562768oh boy you would get 2 more years without witch mercy
god i forgot the fucking blutsauger has an australium. what a waste of a slot lmao. haven't seen a single person running this gun in years
>>528562803Just play Scout or Spy. Demoknight is a meme.
>>528562803Camp out in Degroot Keep
>>528562874they don't want to devalue strange kritzkrieg, please andasand
>>528562518I never post without it :)
>>528562874The best Australium.
>>528562874it looks nice tho
>>528562874Did people not realize the crossbow was the best one in late 2013?
What if instead of australium weapons it's weapons made of a new material altogether?
>>528555683are they gonna add any new shit to go with the maps or just some robot crate and leave the maps off of mann up mode?
>>528563180I've been saying Platinum/Chrome weapons for a decade now
Make it happen, Valve
yeah we should get brazillium or indium (actual element) weapons instead
Opalized weapons you guys would call them tranny weapons
>>528563180This, so much this. We need pink femboylium weapons that makes a kiss sound when you kill someone.
Australium B.A.S.E. Jumper in turn with nerf revert.
This is how we win BASED Jumpers.
>>528563037is this based on a specific player?
>>528563453what does this mean? is it saying there was stuff in the game in reference to an MvM contract pass? doubt they'll use that.
>>528563541There is a tf2g anon who loves the Weather Master so yes (it's not viva)
cubes
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>>528563180Now you remember the cubes and the point of rd_asteroid and cp_powerhouse before the neato update
>>528561852ideally something completely unrelated to tf2
>>528561852Team 4tress 2 Golden thread
>>528561852gonna make it an MvM edition for the news but also my dick in your ass stop asking
>>528564270i like this one
>>528557050jarate
spycicle
flying guillotine
>>528563180>>528563897>>528564143You now also remember that Valve servers were seen on running beta maps on teamwork.tf
>>528562318I hope they add bloodmoon if that's the case
Another war paint ruined...
>>528563802>>528563827https://steamcommunity.com/app/440/discussions/1/365172547942784971/
This happened back in MYM but considering how valve brought back Mercenary Park for JI maybe they want to bring this concept back too.
>>528565535oh no... we'll have to put the war paint in E tier now... utter irredeemable trash.....
>Hey, let's turn Engie's Sentry Gun into an anime robot girl and give her shark teeth!
Pic unrel btw
>>528565535I thought most people had noticed this already.
that misalignment is very visible. I thought everyone knew about it
>>528565535how does someone fuck up using the paint bucket tool this hard
>>528565535watched a few minutes of his stream reacting to this video and its funny how little zesty knows about war paints considering how much he tries to insert himself into the community.
>people unironically pretend like asteroid and hydro are good maps
what contrarianism does to a mf
>>528565535GRIM! F tier skin now!
>>528566394Skins = shit
there is nothing else (You) need to know about warpaints
>>528566075vile
how would the blu one look
>>528566630instead of red it's blue
>>528566440Hydro is mediocre. Never played Asteroid.
>>528566908never kill yourself
>>528557050Picked out one for each class:
>Australiun Shotgun (obligatory)>Flying Guillotine>Market Gardener>Detonator or Flairgun>Loch-n-Load>Rescue Ranger>KBG>Kritzkrieg>Bazaar Bargain>SapperAll class
>Bat Outta Hell (maybe robot head?)
>>528566440I like Asteroid, it's like a fun remix on CTF with creep killing.
I also like Hydro but I'll admit it's not a good map.
>>528563541The gold hat fits with the gold gun, this one is more specific.
>>528566908off to /a/ with you ped
They tweeted too...
https://x.com/TeamFortress/status/1937248241055334647
Who gives a fuck about MVM? Just fix the matchmaking that affects 99% of players
>>528567627You can't even get the quote right...
>>528557050I don't like gold and would prefer a nice silver version, but that aside I'd like to see the stock Shotgun get an Australium.
>>528557050>Pistol>Market Gardener>Flare Fun>Iron Bomber>Fists of Steel>Shotgun>Ubersaw>Cuntsman with golden arrows>RevolverIf not the Pistol and shotty then the Pocket Pistol and Gunslinger.
>>528568270Fuck off retard no one's using your garbage
>>528565535this man is trying to find any excuse to hate literally every single warpaint
>>528433109NICE SHOT MATE
>>528562226>Originalpromo item so probably not getting an aussie anytime soon (or at all), the rest are fair game ig
