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>>528406010 (OP)
RETARDS
>>528406024

Kisaki if she didn't get poisoned by Kai

Jumby my beloved...

Die Rionigger

>>528406225
more like kisaki if blue archive was a soulless chink game for retards

>>528406092
wagie kot

Why rionigger wants to be her?

>>528406148
Was about to post my thread but some posts got deleted and I had to wait for the bump limit again

Students that call you papa

>>528406092
Why is Ayane so hot?

it's megu

Pyro check

Post your Blue Fes savings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ytwzFXZe8k
I can't stop listening to this and imagining a lovey dovey life with Fuukawife

>>528406413
nel

Bros I think I might be starting to get burned out. Been platting every raid since launch on JP but the motivation is starting to wane.
If the next fes doesn't give me some of the students I've been waiting years for or someone I like then I think I'll just become a casual global player or quit altogether, depending on how tired I get I guess.

>>528406550
Post your lunatic clears.

Is he the suzumi alt when poster?
https://x.com/Foxtrot2345/status/1936636356777943543

>>528406509
I'll save it for her birthday.

>>528406225
You know I'm really starting to like Kai a lot

>>528406495
bout 61k. If I don't get wakamo either during this new fes I am going to uninstall

>>528406495
55k, will stop immediately after getting both of them.

>>528406791
Wakamo has 100% increased spook rate during 4th anniversary to compensate for no banner.

>started playing a few months ago
>skipped S.Kanna and S.Fubuki because I didn't knew anything about them and anons told me to skip permanents
>finally read the Story and archived events
>Kanna became my favorite
>can't roll her Summer version anymore

bros....

>>528406983
Retard

>>528406495
25k
I caved and sparked for Chiaki, also luckfagged Satsuki. I love Gehenna so much.

>>528406495
65k

>>528406495
Just under 100k but I'm probably fucked
Going for all 4 lims, Juri, Izumi, Saori, the twins, Niya. Couple sparks and I'm already looking dicey.

So when can I roll for Toki?

>>528406983
They are both permanent.

>>528407114
Next week

>>528406983
Happens to the best of us. Just wait a few months for the rerun. Or just get lucky, she can appear any time.

>>528407060
Very precious handling of goods happening over here

>>528407198
I make the same face when I look at Ibuki.

I'm ready to lick her feet

>>528406983
She's still part of the permanent pool, so if you're lucky she,ll spook you. Her event hasn't been archived yet, so you can wait for the rerun of her banner.

>>528407198
my daughterwife supporting my daughterdaughterwife

>>528406983
There's nothing you can do about it if you didn't know you'd like her that much.
Regardless skipping perms is a bunch of bullshit. If you like then roll, there are perms I sparked that haven't spooked me in all the years I've played.

Sex, sex with yukari

I hate women, they're all useless and stupid whores
Blue Archive

>>528407551
https://cdn.donmai.us/original/2e/db/2edb6469fb37353c85387125ef1093a2.png

EOS soon

>>528406550
How many launch JP players are still around anyway? I think even global launch players are rare these days

>>528407551
She looks so good in this L2D, its like she's some sort of princess savior that's about to take you into heaven or something

>>528407605
please no i just redeemed the pakeji...

>>528407645
No she's going to use her thighs and snap your neck.

>>528406550
Become a casual JP player, get gold and focus on the stories and momos

Jesus hates you

>No gook school in Blue Archive
Korean Sensei: Fine we will gookify the students then

Surprised we are getting another dead week in the age of acceleration

how do i make friends

>>528407850
Ask Reisa

>>528407809
Oh yeah? At least I didn't get nailed to a cross, loser.

God stays in heaven for fear of what he has created

>>528407812
Red Winter students have Nook stand ins.

>work starts in 12 hours
im gonna miss my /bag/ friends

>>528407647
what heckin' chonker

>>528407974
Also...that said, the Gook School life art of the students is pretty kino.

>>528408005
I'm not your friend and never will be

>>528408089
No, fuck off

>>528408084
they look so.. fat..

>>528407809
I've had more than 30 years to notice, yeah.
>>528407647
What's wrong with her face? And I'm not talking about Kisaki. Looks like that Youtube music video where some edgy fuck used a photo of a serial kller's victim and edited it to look more grotesque.

Rob a bank once and you will never have to work a day in your life

>>528407734
Nah, I got a decent global account too so I can just focus on global instead for whenever I want to play since global's fucking dead compared to JP.
For JP I actually have to practice strategies, do timelines and put in real effort on my torments while for global I'm just doing some lazy insane and making it up as I go for 3000 or some shit. If I went casual then I'd probably just focus on my global acc or quit completely.
Need a half-anniversary or some news that reignites the spark because I've been bored out of my mind lately. Not shitting on trains or swimsuit hyakkiyako though, those are great with characters I like but not enough to lit a fire in me.

sensei caught the infamous japanese cold and will perish in 2 days

need kaede boobs

the infamous japanese hot

>>528407850
What do you like? What are your hobbies? Anything at all you like to do? Talk to others into the same things as you(avoid anime) and kick off from there. Maybe just start mouthing off about things you like without prompt and maybe someone will latch onto you. Be annoying. Join a group. Start a youtube channel and open up a discord server so you can talk to your fans. Talk to that cute cashier at the register. Talk to the old man sitting alone having a meal at a restaurant and ask about his dead wife. JUST TALK TO SOMEONE.

Kotama is actually a monster, what the hell

>>528408414
Never get in the way of teens and their horny

The Sisterhood glows

are event stories separate from the main story

I can't believe Millennium did that to Arius.

>>528406010 (OP)
>savior of yesterday's divegrass
I kneel

>>528408515
The Sisterhood grows

>>528408703
Yes. Events are mostly focused on fun and humor over serious plot development and lore.

>>528408703
No. What happened in event stories gets referenced in the main story. Characters whose first introduction happens in an event don't get introduced again in the main story.

>>528408767
Some day I will go to Japan, and I will fap on those billboards.

>>528408862
>don't get introduced again in the main story
I think this came out wrong. I mean that when they appear in the main story, they don't get re-introduced. Sensei interacts with them as if he knows them and you are expected to know them from the event.

>>528406010 (OP)
Improved

You know what I really HATE?
My students!
I hate them all!
They're all stupid and useless bitches!
Especially foxes and elves!

>>528409034
ban him

>>528408862
>>528408974
>>528408823
/a/ and /v/ told me that events and momos aren't canon

>>528408974
I think the only real moment where this gets jarring is the bit where you tell Hina you trust her more than anyone despite the fact that sensei has had 0 bonding with her if you didn't do the swimsuit or her momos.

>>528408978
the only good thing about this is their foreheads

>>528409114
/a/ and /v/ are retarded and arguing over canon is for retards

>>528408703
Mostly. Some characters are introduced in events and what happens in them can get referred in the main story. But events are mostly self contained stories.

>>528409134
no, the big problem is ninjas in volF

My Blue Fes prediction
>It's all Millenniumwank
>Event is a Bunny C&C rerun with Bunny Koyuki
>Aris and Key as Fes banners

>>528409134
I just assumed that was Sensei being Sensei.

>>528409114
Retard

Stop spamming this garbage and off yourself subhuman

>>528409192
Yeeah, the ninjas and Makoto saving them makes no sense if you didn't do the hyakki events

>>528409034
Get off the internet, Kaya.

>>528409114
/a/ and /v/ are full of people 15 years younger than you

>>528409114
Event Momos are not canon but they are canon, they have continuity problems but some character moments are only believable with having the momotalks happen (Hina in vol 3, rabbits in vol 4)

>>528409303
Toki wouldn't say it like that.

Hare a shit.
Worst girl.
Ugly.
Liquid slop addict.

Why Rio decided to corrupt Aris/Kei instead of trying to destroy her like in the original timeline?

Dr peppercore students?

>>528409114
/a/ and /v/ fucking HATES gachashit.

>>528409547
Who doesn't? If I had the alternative, I would prefer for BA to be a fully pledged game series

It's silly to think you can escape the inevitable.

>>528409303
Spamming what?

>>528406495
How the FUCK do you fags save so much do you not roll for anyone at all???

>>528409530
Rio

>>528409386
The state of /a/ is truly depressing.
I'd say /a/ should've gatekept harder, but I remember mods kept banning me for trying to gatekeep so fuck /a/. It's unsalvageable now and mods killed it just like I predicted would happen.
Can't post images for some reason, so have this instead.
눈_눈

>>528409696
It's true. I can't escape mondays

>>528409630
The difference between /a/ and /vg/ is that /a/ hates it for being gacha, with nothing redeemable.

>>528409748
I hate dr pepper now

i dont even read the abilities i just level who i think is cute

>>528409832
Well if there's nothing to redeem they should have saved a spark

>>528409728
>>528409121

fubuki

you told that anon how to make friends, how do i make money for pakeji, i am in deep credti card debt

>>528409512
It's more likely that she woke up on her own instead of being disturbed by the gamers so her original personality surfaced instead.

Consider the following:

Blue Archive Single Game
>Open World
>Full 3D models
>Survival Mechanics
>Crafting
>Base Building
>Single Player mode
>Co-Op mode
>Raid mode
>PvP mode
>Copypaste gameplay from Metal Gear Solid V
>Evolution mechanic for Students
>Breeding mechanic between Students
>Hideo Kojima as a special guest writer

Are you ready for a ton of apologems after extended maint in the next week?

>>528408414
I find it funny how most students are shy and coy about their crushes on you, but Kotoma just tells you she records your voice so she can touch herself to it.

My canon wife Fuuka...

>>528410019
Check your local bank app, track down what you can save/cut on, you probably have a bunch of useless subscriptions pilling up

>>528410087
MGSV is fucking shit.

when daughters?

>>528410087
>Open world
Stopped reading there.

>>528410247
Why does the ccc text look so out of place?
and if she was wearing her suspenders right the text would be covered

>>528410172
Post it again

it again

The gamers have it easy. Yuuka doesn't beat the shit out of them like Koyuki

>>528406495
84K
60K after this imp's buttsex

Suzumi alt when

>>528410181
i checked this and its not subscriptions but i got to my local gas station alot...cutting off snacks now

>>528410087
>Open world
Nah, I think to make development easier, we should use either the Highway train rides or boats for the island locations.
>Full 3D models
I'm relatively fine with the Chibis but I don't oppose it
>Survival mechanics
>Crafting
>Base building
No that's homosexual
>Single Player mode
>Co-Op mode
>Raid mode
>PvP mode
This is fine
>Copypaste gameplay from Metal Gear Solid V
I prefer if the fights play out as an SRPG. Like a more flashier XCOM.
>Evolution mechanic for Students
?
>Breeding mechanic between Students
More eugenics autism is a no-no
>Hideo Kojima as a special guest writer
You're fired

can i change the language to jp in the steam release

>>528410087
>open world
you dont belong here

>>528410586
a day has not yet passed

>>528410842
The voice language, sure. Not the text or the server.

https://litter.catbox.moe/rr35rgw9b8lsotvj.webp
tight little children

>>528410019
Safe and boring way is to get a good job
Get good at some game and charge absurd amounts for coaching
Setup a singles party and charge women $300+ per entry and no refunds, absolutely none
Find something niche that is also in demand but the needs have not been met yet and start a corporation out of it, destroy any and all competition the moment they pop up with legislation and hire immigrants so you can pay them less
Become a dating coach
Become a sloptuber

you can't say that

billions must fry

>>528410019
Either learn how to draw porn or consider crime.

>>528411024
There's a bunch of IT jobs that for most of the time will have anon do nothing at a desk all day, it's mundane but it's great if you have a hobby to make that empty time worth it

>>528399982
>network
nigga I need to know, how many CCNAs do I need to finish to be taken seriously?

why do people want to defile Mari so badly

bing
EoS
GookAko sucks
⪩ ⪨
θ ω θ

>>528411423
corruption fetish

>>528410145
>ton
you mean like 900 at most?

>>528411693
Fuuka's wife is so pretty

>>528411423
Mari would be a great time but it's the actual pure nun that I would like to defile and make obscenely pregnant.
She's too powerful though, she'd turn me into a proper christian man and we'd raise a happy family together

>>528411935
mary got mogged

>>528412023
Same, at least I'm still plat

Yeah I really do not like Noa after this event. she's so fucking annoying every time she talks

Consider the following:

Blue Archive Single Player Game
>3rd person shooter
>Full 3d models
>Fast paced gameplay
>Exploding knees
>Shinji Mikami as director

>>528412402
>exploding knees
Is this a fetish?

>>528412402
Just play Vanquish with BA mods

>>528412502
It's Vanquish
I'm just suggesting Vanquish but blue archive.

>>528412464
Tomoko with access to guns would become Tsurugi.

>>528411935
why and how is Hinata the purest one

Do we like Toki?

Not long until the Steam release destroys the Blue Archive community for good

why is seia like this?

>>528409756
This describes the entire website

>>528412827
You said the same shit last year already.
GookAko did more damage than your bitch ass nigger.

>>528413109
Irony-poisoned by an excess of doom, a terrible fate.

>>528410579
lick lick pero pero..

how do you guys protect your BA artbooks from the elements (dust, oxygen)?

What does this mean?

>>528413201
>Not 20 hearts
More like stupid seia

>>528413462
put it inside a vacuum chamber

>>528410842
>>528410969
absolutely diabolic

weird time. just when I'm done working too

>x30
I don't want to check my rank

>>528410019
get into coding and work remotely for other countries

>>528413598
the language being present in the global game files make it even funnier

>>528412074
mobs sure are slutty..

Student for this? https://cdn.donmai.us/original/0d/4e/0d4e5f2fc82477f38d77f716ad7868f5.jpg

>>528412074
Me when I meet sensei..

>>528413524
This fucking cat...

>>528410019
Just take out another credit card, we're only moments away from a total economic collapse so you just need to hold out until then

Why did she suddenly become a momy

>>528413524
She's in heat. That's a pose cats do when they are in heat

?

>>528414093
god I hope the steam version has dogshit security so we can actually get mods

>open app
>gotta wait several seconds to enter
>can't check other apps in the meantime because phone will make me enter the app again
>10 mins max on the app
>close app
I really wish entering the game didn't take that long it's annoying to no end

>>528414389
god have mercy https://i.desu.si/xPTOhfvF.png I want koharu to lay an egg into my plate..

>>528414674
yuuka parting the red sea
and by "parting" i mean "sitting on"
and by "the read sea" i mean "my face"

>>528414389
Any bird student

>>528414674
Yuuka buys too many snacks

Flashdance

funny that reason (You) could get inside a cabinet with koyuki is because she is fucking flat

>>528414674
Yuuka should buy more snacks

anyone got the pic of Yuuka looking thorugh the hole in good resolution?

>>528415263
What does Koyuki think about Sensei's fat belly pushing into her?

>>528415434
You can't post that here...

>>528415263
I bet I could get inside a locker with Kaede...

Just want to say how fucking nice it is that BA is so CONCISE and TO THE POINT
playing some chinkslop right now where the story is whatever, but it has an arc where the story drags on
and on
and on
and it was so BORING man
nobody was likeable, the plot was shit, and I fucking hated how even after I decided to skim through it still took fucking forever

It's so nice that I can boot up BA, go into a story and just care about every character. I want to read what they have to say, because I know it's going to be charming funny or cute. A story that should take 30 minutes doesn't get stretched out to 12 hours.
And the story is about its CHARACTERS. Not something amorphous like ((((the big corporation)))), some 2deep4you evil group that wants to kill everyone for (((reasons))). The story has normal sized struggles for normal living people.

posting Midomo to heal my soul. Just look at how brilliant her face is.
Taiwan will forever be an independant country.

sharing a locker with noa while hiding from yuuka. her voluptuous body makes my penis erect and she kufufuing and making me blush

>>528415434
I do

Soon i'll have students of my own...

*crumch*

>>528416312
Can't wait for all the reroll posting

>>528416195
is this allowed?

>>528416484
>AIslop

>>528416195
not white enough

>>528416656
Yes

bing

I have seen what's to come

Summer Kisaki

>>528416312
WE ARE AN EPIC ANIME RPG AGAIN

>>528416664
That's Niyaniya-sama, a living being.

>>528416062
Blue Archive has spoiled me, I'm forced to play XIV because a friend wants me to and the story drags way too fucking hard. I can't even imagine Chinese games with their overly grandiose stories, i do not envy you.

https://x.com/Ponconyan/status/1936704758775152745
best ninjer

>>528416776
Sexy Seia

Lick it.

What on earth did they do to Shun?!
She a sticc?!

>>528417074
pp grabber

>>528406495
90k, hope I don't have to double spark AGAIN.

>>528417453
lick gyaru sweat

>>528406291
Surpriused at how restrained the game is, relatively speaking.
There's only a few design that seem a bit too on the nose.
Eimi comes to mind.

>>528416062
>The story has normal sized struggles for normal living people.
I do wish we had more of that. Those ocassional character moments where Sensei has a heart-to-heart talk with his students and they show what they're really thinking and struggling with internally always stick with me. Ichika admitting she has anger issues, Hanako during Trinity summer 2, Noa during this event. Hell, Airi's event as a whole was so down to earth and made her feel like one of the most human characters in the game. I feel like such moments resonate with me much more than the emotional climaxes of high stakes storytelling you'd see in the main story.

>>528417496
she grab pp?

Real talk, would Hina and Ako engage in polygamy with Sensei?

iori
I
Orally
Rape
Iori

>>528406495
Should be enough.

>>528417937
hina wants you to her herself

>>528417675
We give year 1 designs a pass because they didn't know what they were doing yet

>>528417483
Artists cutting corners and reusing the same body model

>>528417937
Ako would

>>528417676
STEAKS?

>>528417676
Hell, that's what rocketed Airi out of literally who status, now she's not...

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Which Year 1 Students should get a redesign?

Eimi?
Shun?

>>528418525
I want to rape Hiyori.

>>528417675
Eimi's lack of self awareness and overwhelming practical mindset do a lot to cancel out her sexually charged design. One of those students that would need to be protected from themselves if you weren't the only sexually compatible male in the game.

>>528406010 (OP)
Double account EXP ends in about an hour. If you're a newfag, remember to dump all your AP before reset

>>528416804
A Shanhaijing summer event consisting on them traveling to another academy's island for vacation would be the most Chinese thing ever now that I think about it.

>>528418567
The only thing Eimi needs changed is her shoes

>>528418567
>Shun
What the fuck

>>528418367
Well, high stakes for BA standards I mean. Stuff like saving Atsuko from getting sacrificed by Beatrice or stopping churro from burning Hyakkiyako to the ground that usually involve girls getting rather emotional in tense moments. I like the more calm, introspective atmosphere of the one-on-one talks between Sensei and his students.

>>528418824
is there a lore reason for the nipple zippers

>>528418625
Eh don't underestimate first impressions.
If not for the difference in art style she'd fit right into Last Origin.
At the very least I'd keep her the same but with the zipper bra swapped with a normal one as it still communicate her "overheating" issue since she keeps the jacket off.

>>528418567
Eimi. I don't know what the artist smoked when they drew her face

>>528418567
what is done is done. If anything some of them need a new artstyle

>>528418567
Why would a 15yo girl need a zipper on her nipples.

>>528418824
Fuck, I'd never even looked that far down to realise how trash they look and I can't unsee it now.

>>528418917
All of sEimi and a chunk of normal Eimi's momos are her struggling with girls fashion and Sensei finding out she's not looking at "normal" fashion magazines.
That and her volcanic bodyheat requiring vents.
I thought the zippers looked trashy at first but after having read the available material, they're at least justfied.

>>528418917
I'm pretty sure Himari implies that Eimi lets the girls out whenever she gets too hot.

>>528418625
Her alt going all in on her heat gimmick saved it, it's so ridiculous it wraps back to being funny

>>528418567
Shun's design is fine, fuck you.

Why is Eimi so hot?

>>528419173
>>528419236
the zippers would absolutely not help with the heat

roogi bd soon

>>528419302
She was supposed to be a Gehenna demon.

>>528419251
Funny how that one feels less patronizing despite showing more skin.

>>528419339
They absolutely would.

>>528418914
Yeah those are the basics of storywriting. You need chill moments for the intense moments to have the right feeling.

>>528419339
As she herself has stated, If she had it her way she'd be naked, she's just taking what she can get

>>528419339
Last time you took your shirt off outside?

>>528418910
>>528419279
Shun's design has all kind of issues
>Like Eimi her body proportions are hentai tier
>Gives an strong "eroge from the 90s" feel
>Doesn't look chinese at all
>Doesn't look like a student at all
Also her design fucks up the lore
She's literally the only other Sensei in Kivotos, just because, no explanation given
But at the same time, she's also classified as a Student

And lastly, if her design was good, then Nexon wouldn't have used the Loli Potion to "fix her"

FUCK NONOMI

>>528419692
>She's literally the only other Sensei in Kivotos

>>528419692
>She's literally the only other Sensei in Kivotos, just because, no explanation given
She's a 教官, retard.

>>528419692
>Like Eimi her body proportions are hentai tier

>>528419692
Your greentext complaints are all absolute fucking garbage and the rest is explained if you read the fucking story.

Hey bwos newfag here I need friends and a club. BFTLXIQG EU

rape hiroy

>>528419692
Shunny was a way to fix Shun just like sEimi. It's not good but they can't just remake Shun, she's just another Year 1 design and they did good playing around their mistake with Shuny

>>528419339
yeah slipping the bra off would be more efficient

Stop falling for the bait you retards

>>528418778
dump my load inside arona

>>528419692
>She's literally the only other Sensei in Kivotos, just because, no explanation given
But we have instructor Cockona and Professor Smug? Though I agree that the potion fixed her. Students drinking the potion should be mandatory.

>>528406010 (OP)
>kindergarten uniform OP pic
>when game is anti lolicon now just like everything popular
lmao

Swimsuit Kokona when?

>>528419856
>>528419881
Unlike Kokona who likes to larp about being a teacher, Shun is actually old enough (in mind and body) to be one.
Like Sensei she teaches kids, has her own school, and even her age in the profile is ?? since it's over 18 years old.

Having another Sensei it's something lore but just handwaved aside by the story.

I guess the new shipment of google play cards just got sent out.

>>528419490
>>528419575
>>528419583
If the zippers work, then the outfit has enough give to just pull each cup to the side
They should've gone without the zippers or come up with some other lewd contraption because the zippers plainly do not make sense

>>528420248
That's literally a sprite in the game little bro

>>528410087
I waited 2 minutes just to tell you to kill yourself
I hope no one will be in the unfortunate situation of making a game with you, because it's going to be trashed and refunded within 30 minutes

>>528420307
What the fuck I thought she was a chinchilla

>Professor Niyaniya
What does she teach?

kanna makes me hard. my dick cries

>>528420364
So? Using it for OP is still brain dead, normal faggot kid.

>>528420472
Next OP should be another Kiki image just for you.

>>528420307
>Shun is actually old enough (in mind and body) to be one.
She's 17

>>528420472
Don't you have more threads in /a/ to shit up?

>>528420389
this is the only website that tries to shill her as a chinchilla no one else outside of here says that
you fell for /bag/ propaganda

I cannot understand how this passed the internal censorship of company. Her swimsuit is literally an element of a bdsm costume.

Can't believe Kokona is a size queen...

>>528420672
gomen...

so did Seia cease being the EOS mascot because she was released?

>>528420632
/a/, /vg/ it's all the same. Turning anti lolicon, and kids like you cheering as it happens.

>>528420775
The in verse explanation is she has no idea that it's weird.
Whether or not that's enough of an explanation is up to you.

>>528420837
I masturbate to lolis at least 3 times per week. What do you do?

Wait, isn't Niyaniya above you on the teaching ladder? Sensei is normally a teacher on the school level and all the girls are in school while Professor is something you'd use on someone with a PhD or an University teacher to show respect.

So does that mean that she'll be the one in charge of the students if they decide to pursue higher education after graduating from school?

How many times have you masturbated since Hyakkiyako summer was announced?

>>528420849
She requires ME.
I have conquered many a magical girl.
t. tentacled beast.

I finally hit under 260lbs

>>528420803
yes it's actually over
eos soon

>>528420987
fat fuck

Thoughts on pussy?

I'm seeing a lot of cute renge pics on twitter. I'm slowly falling for the renge propaganda...

>>528420987
Keep it up

>>528420929
I wrestle with grizzly bear at least 3 times a day.

>>528410087
you can just pick up any open world game and mod blue archive characters in easily

>>528420803
it never really did have to do with being unreleased that was just coincidence it was more because of the doom stuff in v3

>>528418070
sauce?

>>528418070
guh

>>528420987
me too dude
we're gonna make it

Is this game fun if I just skip all the story? I like the way the chibis look.

>>528420389
Don't be fooled by cherrypicking traits, pointing out Shun's ears while omitting Kokona's because it falls apart should be warning enough.
Nevermind that Shun's distinct furry coat thing around her shoulders.
Japs claim Shun is some mythological black lion and Kokona is a similar white tiger.

I will not read the story to understand such esoteric reference.

>>528421346
God no, you can't interact with the chibis in a meaningful way

>>528418895
sex

Why is Blue Archive so doomposted about EoS anyway?
The game always sells like 1 or 2 million USD every month, that's quite a lot.

The doomposting makes no sense since the game is very popular too, is not the case of being an unknown unprofitable game.

rape seia and kill her birds while she watches

>>528421617
Jealous bugs

Don't forget who's the anal queen

>>528421346
Probably not. The gameplay and chibi animations will grow old after a while. And you miss out on a lot of context for character tics if you skip out of the story/momotalks.

>>528421617
Wishing death upon someone makes him live longer

>>528421682
>850x1200

Nothing will ever happen, the summer event won't be delayed and the happy ending seia foreshadowed is going to happen.

>>528421686
stop making me fall for renge. I'm never beating the manslut allegations...

>>528421682
Your mom, of course

>>528421346
idk, you tell me. I have a friend who plays and has near zero interest in the story as much as it disgusts me. Go find out, though I think you'll be dodging the best part, it'll always be there in the archives if you ever change your mind.
Think he just likes rolling and the game doesn't require a huge time investmtent.

>>528421617
>The doomposting makes no sense since the game is very popular too
Depends on the type of "doomposting". Since it being popular lead to it becoming anti lolicon too, evidently.

>>528421617
Mihomos and Japanese ultra nationalists really hate Blue Archive

>>528420146
Sex wouldn't say this.

>>528421790
>complains about resolution
>posts an even worse compressed JPG
What's the point?

>>528421809
Don't fight them, embrace them. Then embrace all your students.

>>528420307
They literally confirmed during the last interview that there aren't other teachers, there aren't other sensei's in this world. Stop thinking that this world works the exact same as our world, and all the concepts are the same. In BA world students are mystical beings, and a sensei is a legendary being that students can go their entire life without ever seeing. Just being young doesn't make you a student, young animal people will never be students, you need a halo to be a student. Shun is not an adult, Kokona directly confirms, she's not that much older than Kokona. She just acts old because that was her role early on in the game, she had a complex about being older since she's around childrens all day. If she was actually old she wouldn't hide her age considering we know have a character who's 37 since the devs forgot how their own lore works. Shun and Kokona are basically on the levels of teachers assistants, not real teachers, they're still students but they're allowed to teach children while still taking the classes with them, their role is hardly any different from a senpai kouhai relationship with the kindergardeners.

They should've given Eimi a bra with cups fashioned from heatsinks

>revenue posting bait planted
>
/bag/ - Bait Archive General

wolf kazusa

>>528422252
I love you seia

>>528422101
I want more context on the Kokuriko age deal because I don't think it's legit

>>528421346
Ehh, no
If you skip the story you shouldn't play the game at all. Playing a gacha game for the gameplay is retarded behavior.

>>528422242
I want to hug Hiyori, I don't even need to have sex with her yet

What do the robots eat? We had the shrimp stealers during the Rabbit event too.

the things I would do to hiroy's fat folds would violate the geneva convention

>>528422101
>we know have a character who's 37 since the devs forgot how their own lore works

That's actually misinfo from /bag/ though.
Literally the product of reading MTL.

>still no webp support
>still no jpgXL support
>still no AVF1 support
Are we the cavemen of the internet?

>>528422338
Playing it for story is even more retarded. It's gachashit after all. You play to get girls and that's it, idiot.

>>528422542
Never needed those.

>>528422542
Webp needs to die. Please have some self-respect and don't even joke about supporting it.

>>528422371
I, too, get stomachaches after looking at Yoshimi
Maybe the robots are just as human as the rest of us

>>528421961
Tell me which one's the original and which one's compressed. You know JPGs can be compressed by different amounts, right?

>>528422542
shut the fuck up

This thread reminds me how Reddit every week has a new thread asking why kids don't graduate and demanding kids graduate because it doesn't make sense to them otherwise. And if you explain the actual lore to this story and how the school stuff is a backdrop to the mystical stuff and how the kids are in some sort of purgatory, they just say that's stupid and not really confirmed, and then demand students graduates each year from now on.

>>528422653
faux oyakodon with these two

>>528422425
Not exactly
>また、内容が事実であるならコクリコは35歳以上ということになり、現在年齢が判明している、ないしはクズノハを除くヘイロー持ちキャラの中で最年長ということになる。

I don't get why her having found a way not to graduate or what you read not being the full picture is so hard for some /bag/gots to get their head around though. It's not more outlandish than an army of ghost nuns turning up.

>>528422542
>still no sound
No, soundposts don't count. Native implementation, please.

>>528422542
>>528422923
what use is there for begging/complaining everyone already saw how much effort gets put into here

>>528421961
Cute wife feet pero pero lick lick chu chu

how do you explain her damn adorable design

20 minutes until reset
don't forget to pat your students

>>528422338
>>528422627
>Playing it for story is even more retarded.

I agree in 99% of the cases.
But FGO, BA and Limbus Company are the 1% that deserves being read.

FGO is literally a book by one of the most prominent japanese novelists.
Limbus Company likewise, were visual novel pioneers that decided to make their next VN a gacha.
BA had one of the best writers in the asian scene with Isakusan, and he made BA reach peak with V3 and VF.

The main issue is that BA without Isakusan doesn't have the raw talent and vision to reach peak again.

>>528422885
NTA but this opens up a huge can of worms we aren't sure we are ready for. This sounds like graduating isn't a good thing.

Karna won

>(1)
>isakusan

>>528422665
>Google Chrome holds over 66.6% browser market share in February 2025.
Sure, webp will die. Soon™.

>>528422665
And webp is bad because...

>>528422542
you only need png. and jpeg when it's too big

>r*ddit spacing
[-]
simple as

>>528423308
No.

>>528422425
>>528422885
You graduate by going to school and getting a diploma. If she left the school how exactly is she supposed to graduate?

>>528423527
>didn't stop reading at FGO
retard

>>528423439
And yet the shit bait post is still far better than yours. Insane how retarded you are.

>>528422923
there's no point in soundposts. they are a workaround. simply allow video with audio on all boards

>>528422683
Because of the butterflies in your stomach?

>>528423601
>didn't stop reading at "I agree"

>>528421854
>becoming anti lolicon
Aoba was released not too long ago and her L2D is literally her undressing and showing off her DFC in a camisole
Fucking kill yourself

>>528423250
you are into loners turned into women. not judging though

>>528423829
Aoba is not a loli so I don't know what the fuck she has to do with your argument.

>>528422727
You can clearly tell that the right one was compressed

>bait biting hours
I'll come back later.

I don't read

>>528423739
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>528422885
Only way to fix the lore is revealing she's a phantom spirit all along, in a reversal twist because Shurro currently thinks that she's the phantom spirit created by kokurriko, but really kokkuriko is the phantom created by Shurro who wanted a friend. Created by the grudges and resentment left behind by the real kokkuriko who graduated long ago, so really she's like two years old, and thus can become a real student again.

>>528423940
retarf

lust provoking image

>>528423361
I think it's more that it places the can of worms on the table. I'm perfectly happy with how most of BA's background stuff is presented, shits mysterious and students generally take it for granted because that's just how things have always been and Sensei just rolls with it.
You give me a 35 year old student who's somehow still around and refuse to explain further? Okay.
If they actually went into the nitty gritty of what graduation entailed then I'd obviously be worried about them making choices I didn't like.
That or it could just be fucking nonsense and she isn't as old as the timeline would make her, she could end up having been stuck in a book or some shadowrealm like Ayame was.
It seems like the writers would have to walk a very explicit path to make her an actual afront to the games lore when there are plenty of alternatives available.

im the only one that skips all events and all momos? i only read the main story

>>528424134
delete this pinko
NOW

>>528424134
Lust provoked.

>>528423990
What is the bait looks like this?

>>528424134
>>528409121

>>528423361
I don't know about you but I never thought graduating was good, but it is necessary.

>>528423829
>>528424132
>Aoba
>loli
Also
>that as fanservice
Really shows you only care about breasts.

>>528424072
>>528424190
You literally have all the stuff with the Twilight or whatever that makes people disappear, for all we know she just got whisked away to some other dimension where time flowed by slower
Save your concernposting for when it actually gets elaborated on

eye catching picture

>>528422542
bro just submit feedback in the-
oh wait I forgot they removed the feedback option kek

>>528424214
hmm nyo
>>528424241

>>528424297
Angel Beats WAS SHIT and RUSHED

>>528421346
no

R E A D
I T

lust provoking image

Newfag with 36k pyros here. Should I roll on the new year banner?

I'm retarded so please bear with me, why it's an issue if some Students are 30+ years old?
I don't see the problem, if anything it's inconsistent that some Students like Rio and Kanna are 17 y/o despite looking way older.

>>528424197
I've been skipping event stories lately with the promise to myself to do them later
So far "later" keeps getting pushed back

Stop falling for this retarded bait. Remind yourselves who kept spamming posts attacking lolifags.

So many tourists these days who latched onto the game because they think its hip and cool to be part of the fandom, but they skip 99% of the dialogue in the game because they're American.

>>528424380
Glass Cannon

Seia banner soon

>>528424353
Not sure why I'm being quoted when I said the exact same shit, I'm the complete opposite of concerned.
Kuzunoha is another prominent student in the same school and she's clearly not functioning normally so far as time works.

Didn't ass

>>528424492
Nah, it's not worth it. Save for Bluefes that starts in 2 weeks

i promise ill read the story i skipped when the steam version comes out...

>>528422101
Why they go to school if no other teachers?

>>528424492
Wait for Seia.

>>528424696
Read. The. Story. Or even just play the game.
How do you level up a students skills?

How long does it take to read the whole main story?

>>528424572
>who latched onto the game because they think its hip and cool to be part of the fandom

Who the fuck thinks that this fandom is "cool and hip"?

>>528424504
If you have to ask why students have to be young then you are retarded. Nevermind the fact that they're old gods who are larping as little girls to begin with, but in this world you have to be young to be a student, this is an academy city where you can't be here anymore if you're an adult, this is a world only for children where only a single adult is allowed. Its like if you did an anime version of Codename Kids Next Door, and you kept demanding "Why can't one of the kids be 50 years old? I may be retarded but it makes no sense that kids can't be 50 years old". Because it goes against the concept of the game itself, a game about young students, and their sensei, a story of children. The game is based upon a man who wants to help childrens and show them the way, in a world of nothing but children. They tell you since the prologue that Kivitos is an academy city for only childrens

I didn't know akofan is actually korean

>>528424492
save for seianniversary grab Seia then splurge on bluefes for sHanako and Rio minimum

>>528424197
I do this for my side gacha

>>528424854
1-2 weeks

>>528424854
Maybe 30 hours it just depends on how fast you are since it's not voiced.

>>528424902
You'd be surprised, they just see that this game is topping the charts so they join to be one of the cool kids. Even though they despite the game and everything about it they join to "be a part of things", I see this mindset a lot with twitterfags who skip the story but they "like the designs".

There's a middle schooler with a job in this game
What's your excuse?

>>528425154
that's illegal here

>>528425154
I'm not female

>>528425202
Kivotos is different. Relationships between students and adults are legal.

>>528425136
Hina wouldn't wear such a slutty wedding dress.

Kisaki reset

resetalice!

i really really really like little girls with big boobs
thank you for reading this bait post
resetkaede

Neruset

>>528424986
>3
>three
>triangle
It's real

treeset

>>528425309
"what's your excuse" nigger I'm not in kivotos how did you miss the point

>>528424829
What part I don't want to read that all over again

>>528425369
>>528425370
>>528425371
>>528425372

>>528425202
You have to be 18 to use this site

ive been playing for 2.5 years and have skipped all the dialogue

Why are the-
AAAAAAAAAA MY FUCKING WAKABOAT RUNS!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! HINA WHY DIDN'T YOU REMIND ME!?!?!?!?

>>528425387
treeset... not like this..

sexy saosao

is PJ noa worth rollan for?

>>528425340
She would on our wedding night
>>528425371
Hmmm
Since you did it on time I'll allow it

>>528425371
WTF

>>528424197
I have been doing this a lot lately, I dont even bother with momos anymore, I try with events sometimes.

>Arispost
>retard
Every time

>>528424910
The KND comparison doesn't work since in that world it's shown what happens to kids that grow up.
BA doesn't have anything like that.

I love my cute fox daughterwife Izuna!

>>528425115
>they just see that this game is topping the charts so they join to be one of the cool kids

>Blue Archive
>topping the charts

???
What?

>>528425539
Saori should abuse me

>>528424924
Do they still watch us play soccer?

>>528425524
You deserve it
Total yogurtanon annihilation

>>528425739
Steam charts, you fat retard

>spiritual shareholders strike again
I'm feeling corncerned.

>>528424504
Ive had a colleague like Rio before, she was tall as shit and she was just 13, huge chest, so much so she would prefer suffering during summer by wearing thicker clothing because it stood out too much, probably insecurity.

>>528425371
her boobs aren't THAT big

>>528425765
Apparently. There's an entire yt channel and also a cytube side room for gooks https://www.youtube.com/@VGLArchiveKR

>>528424829
There isn't any part of the story that explains how students "level up". It's just a gameplay quirk.

>it doesn't make sense
It doesn't have to retard

>>528425421
Damned if I remember, but it's mentioned somewhere early on in the story I think - I'd imagine V1 that they usually learn via the blu-ray discs.
Just went and checked some jap wikis to make sure I wasn't hallucinating it but they mention it too, unfortunately without a reference.

Violent breasts

What the fuck did she mean by this

I lost all of my pvp matches. I am going to take it on the first student I see

>>528426096
Come at me fag

>>528426087
Yuuka gave us the pass

>>528426152
next!

>>528425843
Nobody mentioned Steam...

>>528425372
You are not supposed to get it right...

>>528424696
Read volume 3
volume 4
volume F
Kazusa event
Its explained sporadically throughout various small events if you actually read the story for once.

Mika tells you in volume 3 that most students go their entire school lives without ever meeting a teacher in this world, its considered an incredibly rare thing. Most students don't even know what a teacher or an adult man really look like. Which is why Mika is surprised that a teacher doesn't actually look that different from the students. He wasn't some robot or talking dog.
This is one of those dripfeed lore games where they give you small tidbits over time, and if you were paying attention you'd get a pretty good picture by now.

>>528426003
>>528425421
>>528426017
I remember this one. Very early Eden Treaty, Mika and Nagisa were talking about it. Shouldn't take too long to find it

Teapartyset

>>528424492
tenner for each banner

>>528426003
Yes there is. Shockingly the "gameplay quirks" aren't just random choices. There's a reason reports and DVDs are used for leveling up and not magical xp crystals or whatever.

>>528426430
Yeah, just managed to find it mentioned somewhere.
"As Volume 3 reveals, education in Kivotos is mostly done by Blu-Ray, with in-person teaching being restricted to guest lecturers and assistants. Thus, Sensei is possibly the only traditional dedicated teacher in the entirety of Kivotos."

>>528425371
does kaede know how sexual her body is

>>528426003
>There isn't any part of the story that explains how students "level up". It's just a gameplay quirk.
Volume F, retard
The conversation between SRT and the cops

>>528423454
the other 2 examples posted are just better, and webp isnt supported by many applications, its just annoying shit we suffer so that jewgle can save 2kb of bandwidth for themselves

>>528426687
Nope, she just thinks she's extremely adorable

>>528426363
>Which is why Mika is surprised that a teacher doesn't actually look that different from the students.
>He wasn't some robot or talking dog.

That's not because Sensei wasn't a robot or dog.
It's because canonically Sensei is on his/her 20s.
He/she is barely older than Kayoko or Wakamo.

3 purples, 3/3 claimed rank 1 and donated my two last tickets left

>her
>she

FUCK

The level up items are also called OOPARTS in JP. This is removed in global because the localizers got confused by it
This is because students are all mystics, so feeding them mystical objects will make their mystical quality higher.

All of the OOPARTS are based on real world mysterious objects like the Baghdad battery.

>>528426739
she's not wrong

>>528425371
>big boobs
>on time

>>528426359
I don't know what happened

You'd think the Seia on a bike picture was over used based on how much it was spammed earlier, but evidently it's still not enough.

>>528427342
She rides a car now this is outdated

Who the fuck finds this hot?

>>528427429
She's going to need a bus with how many fuckers can't or don't read.

>>528427480
Sensei

>>528427342
Considering how much people looked down on anyone that skipped or didn't read the story just a few months back, its surprising how much no one has read the story now. Back then anyone that skipped anything was considered a false sensei.

>>528427568
that requires a different driving license

When is the next divegrass?

Read the events, Sensei.