Thread 528415086

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>CURRENT, FUTURE GLOBAL/JP/KR CONTENT:
[6/20-7/4][Standard]6* Guard Jessica The Liberated, 6* Medic Reed The Flame Shadow (Shop), 5* Caster Warmy, 5* Medic Paprika, 5* Sniper Greyy the Lightningbearer (Shop)
[6/5-7/3][Skin Reselling]Goldenglow, Erato, Greyy the Lightningbearer; Penance, Qanipalaat, Tsukinogi; Kjera, Puzzle
[6/12-6/26]Poly Vision Museum - UI Skin
[6/12-7/3][Crossover]Chongyue, Nian, Jessica The Liberated
[6/20-7/4]The Rides to Lake Silberneherze Rerun - Harold skin
[6/20-7/4][The Sojourner]6* Guard Degenbrecher, 5* Guard Leto, 5* Vanguard Blacknight
[6/29-7/8][Log-in]Cutter skin
[7/1-7/15][Celebration & Vision]First 6* is guaranteed to be an unonwed one (Doesn't count 6* released after Degenbrecher)
[7/3-7/17][Skin Reselling]Reed The Flame Shadow, Mint; Jieyun

>CURRENT, FUTURE CN CONTENT:
[6/19-7/3][Standard]6* Defender Horn, 6* Guard Executor The Ex Foedere (Shop), 5* Defender Firewhistle, 5* Specialist Wulfenite, 5* Medic Paprika (Shop)
[6/5-6/26][Iteration Provident & EPOQUE]Ascalon, Highmore, Lucilla
[6/19-7/3]Path of Life Rerun - Underflow skin
[6/19-7/3][Anchor in the Deep]6* Guard Ulpianus, 5* Supporter Lucilla, 5* Specialist Spuria
[6/19-7/3][Skin Reselling]Gladiia, Penance, Melanite
[6/24-7/8]TFN#5 - Morgan skin

>/akg/ website:
https://akgcc.github.io
>AK EN Database:
https://puppiizsunniiz.github.io/AN-EN-Tags/akhrchars.html
>More valuable resources:
https://rentry.org/akg_resources

Now choose.

This place needs to be hornier

>>528415086 (OP)
shit thread

>>528415153
The invisible asky in the corner

>>528415086 (OP)
Sarkaz girls are life.
Sarkaz girls are love.

>>528415153
Left

>>528415153
Left

Bnuuy love

I love my raccoon wife!

>>528415086 (OP)
...

Indigo love and Indigo sex!
(The final Poly Vision minigame is oddly comfy and uncomfortably slow)

The devils are fighting again? Better get some devilicous popcorn ready

>>528415365
Two bros (me and you) sharing one hole

Individual scores. Greentext are captains from today's runs.

>AMIYA(medic) talons: 5481 (Twins -> Qui'lon -> Amiya)

Rosmontis talons: 5260 (Twins -> Qui'lon -> Amiya)

SA talons: 4464 (Twins -> Qui'lon -> Amiya)

Exu talons: 4415 (Twins -> Qui'lon -> Amiya)

Tragodia talons: 4164 (Twins -> Qui'lon -> Amiya)

SA lamp: 3745 (Twins -> Qui'lon -> Amiya)

Archetto lamp: 3738 (Twins -> Qui'lon -> Amiya)

SA lamp: 3735 (Twins -> Qui'lon -> Amiya)

Yato lamp: 3710 (Twins -> Qui'lon -> Amiya)

Logos talons: 3679 (Twins -> Qui'lon)

Mlynar lamp: 3466 (Twins -> Qui'lon -> Amiya)

Tragodia talons: 3378 (Twins -> Qui'lon)

Yato lamp: 3321 (Twins -> Qui'lon -> Amiya)

QB lamp: 3250 (Twins -> Qui'lon -> Amiya)

Angelina lamp: 2695 (Twins -> Qui'lon)

Yato lamp: 2677 (Twins -> Amiya)

>Logos talons: 2652 (Twins)

Yato lamp: 2349 (Twins)

Yato lamp: 2201 (Twins)

Ela lamp: 2146 (Twins)

Exu talons: 1283 (fail)

Exu talons: 890 (fail)


Her game.

>>528415341
speaking of, a new raccoon hit my feed

Theresa wasn't even for (You)

Is it just me or does Morgan in her skin look like she has sex only with white, human males

>>528415086 (OP)
booba

I like this place better when it's horny

>>528415589
?

>>528415531
I would rather be her

>>528415710
Wow, a whole lotta nothing

>>528415570
Based AmiyaCHAD.
Last IS5 tourney also had Amiya starter with the highest score

>>528415589
and doc hates priestess, so it's one big loserbowl

>>528415613
African doctors deserve love too

>>528415613
I kinda wanna level morgan and dagda because they're hot, but it'd be a huge waste of resources...

>>528415891
>African doctors
they're called unlucky for a reason

Remember if it's not in-game, then it's not relevant.

>>528415153
There is no choice here, making the design more boring than on the left is simply impossible.

>>528415086 (OP)
What a dogshit thread

>>528415613
It's just you

>>528415613
https://litter.catbox.moe/ok5b9o9daigi4zot.png

>>528415970
It's not a waste of resources to build someone that makes you stiffy

Oracle fucked THIS?!

>>528415613
Why do you want her to have sex with Blitz?

All my meta operators are raised for both general use and IS5.

Who do i start with on funcore ops? not pictured, nightmare, leizi and reed2

>>528416006
>In the deepest reaches of Doc's mind there's kally wally, sworn ally, smooch rat and flatinum for some reason

What's stopping me from E2ing every 4 star in the game?

Current pick count FOR SIX STARS from the tournament

9 picks
>Mon3tr

8 picks
>Mlynar

7 picks
>Yato2

6 picks
>Exu2
>Hoederer
>Kal (one from recruit)

5 picks
>Silverash
>Archetto
>Ulpianus
>Ines (one from free recruit)

4 picks
>Pepe
>Qiubai
>Mizuki
>Vina Victoria
>Logos
>Rosmontis

3 picks
>Ela
>Tragodia
>Eyja2

2 picks
>Angelina
>Viviana
>Texas2
>Yu (one from free recruit)
>Nearl2 (one from free recruit)
>Jessica2 (both free recruit)
>Blemishine (both free recruit)

1 pick
>Dusk
>Fiametta
>Lessing
>Skadi
>Chong
>Surtr
>Muelsyse
>Magellan
>CEresa
>Degen
>Lapp2
>Shu
>Suzuran
>Nymph
>Skadi2
>Saileach (free recruit)
>Ceobe (free recruit)
>Typhon (free recruit)
>Saria (free recruit)
>Specter2 (free recruit)
>Vulpi (free recruit)
>Rosa(Poca) (free recruit)
>Ling (free recruit)
>Gladiia (free recruit)

>>528416194
>level 70
bite the bullet bro, make her 80

https://files.catbox.moe/3iavd3.png
this fucking tan cat is seducing me

>>528416245
missing the luo xiaohei collab and getting bricked

>>528416245
Lungmen Dollar and Chips

>>528415717
Suddenly it all makes sense...

I love you /akg/

>>528416596
I love you too!

>>528415613
What am I supposed to feel.
She isn't human, and by the phenotype plus region in arknights statistically just tan and not a meme.

She's the middest of her gang btw

>>528415570
5* don't count unless you want to include those greyy stats too, but that'll hurt your narrative wouldnt it

>>528416605
based windchime enjoyer

>>528416763
Nobody started runs with Greyy2 or other 5*

>>528416763
w-what?
NTA but those are the starters bro...
are you ok?

>>528415153
I am a wizard so none of them thank you very much.

>>528416763
Amiyaschizo....

>>528415153
Third option

>>528416763
Take your fucking meds, Amiya so far has been the only 5* (or below) selected as a starter.
It's literally in the fucking site.

This cursed relic is kinda nothingburger

>>528417152
Who's your loadbearing operator?

>>528415086 (OP)
Ain't those clear nipples? How transparent can you realistically get to not get banned? I've gotten banned for far less.

>>528417214
Your mom LMAO

tactical training ops

the proper translation is out and i still don't get what ending 5 is

>>528417303
GOTTEM

>>528417292
Nah, it's just a trick of the light.

>>528417126
Is her height revealed?
If so
Whoa mama

>>528417347
It's just random filler, you don't need to get it

>>528417303
Sorry but you're lying, my mom is currently driving me to your house to loadbear your mom, but the queue there is too long we might turn around

>>528417464
Ok, I believe you.

>>528417205
I'm looking forward to her skin

>>528417126
She's a big girl

Divegrass in under 2 hours

>>528417292
That's just the shading, not nipples.

>>528415153
My wife, obviously.

>>528417787
Husband!!

>>528415153
My wife

>>528415153
Whoever wins the anal tug of war

>>528417778
And those what I would describe as areolas are skindentations, I bet.

She may be evil but I really like Priestess's eyes

>>528417292
I was banned for the image of a girl who eats pizza cheese for a month, and I was banned three times for the image of panties.

>>528418000
Just big pepperoni shaped birthmarks.

Surely year 7 will finally have a Reunion event, right? Need to roll for GG's bf.

Priestessposters are the worst thing to ever happen to /akg/

I Love Priestess.

>>528419268
What is it

BIG

>a18 no fated encounter run
i thought this would be the most cancerous shit ever, but ingots squad is OP enough to carry you through it.

>>528419481
Texas mounting(?) Doc, no penetration and pantyhose on.

*yawn* post a tierlist or something

>>528419873
Discuss

>>528419873
Please… Update this

>>528419982
I don't think she has enough prehensile tail to get a good tailjob off.
Never thought this tierlist funny.

I'm at awe at the size of this lad

>>528420114
Post pubes 1

uma musume EN in 3 days..

post the feet tierlist

>>528420384
buy an ad

>>528420384
I would play it if Gold ship would be the same as she was in the anime.

>>528418943
You know thats never gonna happen right?

>https://x.com/nekomuuuuuuu/status/1936831288394350703
Elfslut

DOCTOR PLEASE.
YOU MUST CONTINUE NIAN BLOODLINE.
MY SISTER DOES NOTHING BUT FILM MOVES EVERY DAY.
HALF OF THEM INVOLVE DOCTORS.
THE OTHER SISTER SPENDS DAYS IN HER ROOM DRAWING DOODLES.
THE LAST ONE WAS ENSLAVED AND SPENDS HER DAYS IN RICE FIELDS.
PLEASE DOCTOR.
FUCK MY SISTERS.

https://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=24975557
Quite a wild read

>>528420384
>server over 4 years behind Japan
Honses or not it's just too much.
I can't imagine this being a success both because Hoyo has poisoned the well on gachas in the global market so anything less than WuWa/Nikki is seen as lesser, and because anyone interested already was probably playing on the JP server. What's the real audience in the west now for a more traditional gacha based on a Moe franchise?

>find out about how big pvz is in china
>Big modding scene
>Mod called pvz fusion
>Tfw it's SSS

>>528421037
What is

>>528421318
But better

I can haz updated version? and where do you guys find these anyway?

>>528421262
>because anyone interested already was probably playing on the JP server
A lot of interest has grown for Uma Musume in the West due to the success of Cinderella Gray and the movie, however that's off-topic so I'll leave it at that.

>>528421334
No... how am I going to sniff Dusk's stinky underwear if she wears none...

>>528421318
There's literally a PvZ version of Arknights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGgElP_wyxg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77E4OoL3Afg

>>528421334
>tighty whiteys and no bra
>sexy lingerie
damn straight

>>528421154
sexy child

It's bunday where are the buns

>>528421620
>SUPAH
>Rainbow filter
I thought he can't get anymore gayer

It's Smooch Shark Sunday where are the sharks?

>>528422019
right here

>>528422019
Shark sunday was moved to shark saturday

>>528421926
smooch supah sunday

>>528422410
but what if i want to peek

>>528421325
the RedxSusie shipping

>>528420083
it'll take me a whole day to update it. are you sure?

Pretty boring day today, not even the usual schizoposting or pointless tier list discussions. what the fuck happened?

>>528422798
amoosing

It's Shark Sunday Smooch day, where are the smooches?

Finally... that doesn't feel good...

>>528423023
I prefer hickeys

>>528423050
Bweeeehhhh...

>>528421738
I like this artist. He draws a sexy Gavial.

>>528422980
/akg/ is asleep

>>528421720
That's a sexy adult

It's smoose sunday guys get it right

>>528423023
We've lost too many doctors to shark smooches.

remember to get your a18 clears done before the seeds go away because you can abuse the ingot withdrawals as much as you want right now without having to worry about the pain of grinding back up to 999 without the seed

>>528415209
My soulmate....

Drawpile
https://magma.com/d/icpzu8eqg9
Archive
https://pastebin.com/raw/unS1Uga0

>>528424581
where are all the drawings?

divegrass?

>>528424739
you're suppose to make them

>>528422980
You guys still get those here in Kazdel?

>>528424861
/ddg/-/smbg/ is just starting, we're after them.

>>528422980
>e-entertain me!! !
Just play the game, lil bro

It's been over 3 months since I started playing and I still don't have any 6 star casters. Should I level anyone else that I have or E2?

>>528425449
Just e2 click untill you get a decent 6 star caster.

>>528425092
Bro? Your Exu? Your dronecasters? Your 5 mln aspd anyone?

>>528425449
Click is great, E2 click.

>>528425449
Click is a solid budget option. I actually got a lot of use out of Santalla since she has an on-demand CC but you don't need to go all the way to E2 her for that.

>>528425576
>>528425601
Thanks, will do.

>>528422980
Well, there was that guy who got caught spamming other threads. But yeah pretty comfy day.

>>528425449
>>528425654
actually, can't you get Kjera from BtI? She's actually a pretty good ST caster with some innate RES pen.

kjera penetratio..

I need to impregnate a wolf so badly

>>528425449
Click for now, but you could get astgenne from the dorothy archive event

Amiya is my daughter

I genuinely can't play any squad other than Blueprint, my brain has been melted by free rerolls

>google emu crashed exactly when I decided to enter the boss stage
So frustrating. PC client can't come soon enough. This piece of shit doesn't even crash often but it decided to crash when I'm playing IS.

>>528426079
Uncanny valley face...

>>528426321
no it's just a poorly drawn face

>>528425914
Same except an Archosaurian.

>>528426290
>thinking the PC client will work flawlessly
oopsie woopsie PRTS stopped working during your winning IS run ehe

>>528426521
>PRTS
It's ZOOT now, get with the times

I only love my wife.

>>528426521
rape correction

the PC client brought to you by ZOOT will never crash.

https://youtu.be/ffoGeUlG0FE
Operators for this feel?

why do chinks never use deepcolor for past the aquapit? i swear i haven't seen them do it a single time in the tourney, it's working fine for me on a18.

Very horny today (and increasing)

>>528426598
The PC client is run by PRTS bro. It's her hand
P(riestess)C(ontrol) client

>>528424739
I ate them

>>528426676
nah

>>528426676
Too hairy.

>Priestess currently giving doc trials
>Once he finishes the final trial he gets kal back
>And the PC client releases now PRTS is back on our side again
sovlful integration into lore

>>528426076
filename?

bnny sex

>>528426676
>no cock
lame

>>528425449
Santalla is actually pretty decent, but she needs her module, costs too much DP otherwise.

Blaze love!!!

divegrass soon

>>528426937
No, zoot is just built on her source code. PRTShit is dead and gone.

Here's your report on /akg/'s speed
>that almost 50% drop in april
it's so nyover...

>>528427735
Kal can easily remake PRTS. And it'll be far more advance than that sloppy oil rig closure made

>>528427868
Yeah it's not like the website died for 2 weeks

Our last match of the group stage against /kfg/ is coming up soon, be sure to catch some divegrass!
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague

>>528427868
>/akg/ is dying

Our match against /kfg/ is starting soon, come root for the divegrass team
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague

We will be next
>https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
Divegrass. Be there or not.

>>528427868
all me

>>528428075
Time for an easy win. Predicting goals by Donkey and Lapp.

>>528427868
check the whole website's stats in april for a surprise retardbro

today's conditions

>>528426676
First time I saw armpit censorship.

>>528428167
Lappmutt, I swear if you jinxed us

>theresissy in goal
we lost. get blemi in

>ZOOT
Throw Ada "Closure" Church into the sea.

CAM ON AMIYA SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

>>528427071
>>528427496
This artist understands.

>check my ops
>look at their bonus stats from trust points
>most of them have a lame split between actually useful attack stats and mediocre hp/def stats
>Moose and red haired horse girl full-on attack only
Why are they so great and why doesn't HG realize attack is the most useful bonus stat for 90% of ops?

>>528428075
>>528428110
>>528428117

>>528428402
Skadoo carry. Put her on offense. >>528428167

>>528428108
Funny pink devil whore

will doc NOT be retarded this match?

WE LOVE QUERCUS!

>>528428958
cringe opinion

>>528429073
Did Reedbro draw it? Looks like his style.

someone stop her

Loopshooter nyodule when

Platato rocking the defense

>>528429408
nyonce the loop hero collab hits

We are so back.

EZ EZ EZ

>>528429356
Wheelchair is heavy and made of steel to break legs.

We're fucking back

>>528428947
Yeah

>>528429809
It is known that Doc likes being fed.

>>528429795
Gonna go smooch the cow as thanks.

>>528429809
fat fuck needs to be fed a goal

*catches your thoughts*

Lappland... calm down

He will defend the blue box, there will be no goals scored by our enemy

Nwwer player here. Should I be getting op tokens from event shops even if I'll never use the op? Does it still give certifs every time I get them to make it worth it? I already cleared everything else from the shop

based jerboa defense

Wow, I can't fucking wait for /akg/ to win. AGAIN. Jesus Christ those arrogant fucks think they're so fucking tough by picking on unprepared teams, what a load of shit. What's the point of having a /vg/ League if we know what the result will be anyways. Fucking /akg/ ruining the cup, they should be out.

Doro defense

>>528430052
There's not much use yeah, but as you said you can easily clear the shop anyway so you may as well. The infinite Loxic kohl is always there in every event shop now so you wont have issues running out of that.

>>528430052
You only get gold certs if you played the og event and then get tokens in the rerun a year after.

It's always recommended to get all the potentials anyway otherwise you have to wait another year until it's added to the event list

>>528430018
Weird cat

>>528430052
not from reruns

sit down

>>528430509
Lesser animals need to know their place.

>>528430509
>Those legs

blemiSHIT

KILL BLEMSHINE

wtf was that Amiya play

Blemibros....

Theresis catches that btw

For some reason

myrtle would've blocked that

miss me yet?

WHAT THE FUCK IS OUR GOALIE DOING

Sack Blemi, bring Block Cero back

>>528430770
>>528430773
I miss myrtle so much......

>Zero defenders on our half of the pitch
>They ran the entire pitch for free
>People will blame blemishine for that

*smack smack smack* stop it /akg/

wtf stop bullying blemi...

>>528430770
No

>>528430681
*SMACK* *SMACK *SMACK*

Blemibro... your wife is...

That was a free goal, nobody could save it

they killed the jerboa

>>528431087
>jerboa dies
>drops rings like sonic
lorechads whats the implication of this

Blemikvso

well we still love Blemi, it's just...

>>528431173
Jerboa is definitely a weird enough animal to fit in sonic

It's Goldenpig time.

Since when is Emperor Blade not on a team?

>>528431414
he there, look closer. we're not THAT s0vless

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[...]

We ded?

SACK BLEMISHIT
KILL BLEMISHIT
BRING BACK BLOCK CERO

docs washed...

MARIA FUCKING BLEMISHINE NEARL GO STRAIGHT TO DOCTOR'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW

how do we fix doc?

>>528431414
Nevermind, I'm retarded.

Maria...

Pathetic
Abolish the team

[...]

>Put N*mieslop on field
>Instantly lose

owari

FUCKING BLEMINIGGER FUCKING BLEMINIGGER KILL BLEMINIGGER NIGGER BLEMSHINE GET HER OFF THE TEAM SHE'S A FUCKING NIGGER

Want some tea?

We really need a gatekeeper nymph

Humiliation ritual.

Okay Blemibro tell your wife to stop horsing around

there was no saving that goal
blem did everything right in saving the first attempt, the tap in follow up is on defenders
this also wouldn't have happened if doc scored

unironically not blemi's fault

We deserve this loss for removing thread culture and adding blemigarbage in team(by rigging the poll, kill yourself Dr. Anvil)

we gonna ignore platato afk there or no?

SUFFERING BUILDS CHARACTER SUFFERING BUILDS CHARACTER SUFFERING BUILDS CHARACTER

>>528431636
I want all of it. Now.
This will be a long day.

Blemi apologists coming out of the woodowork like the vermin they are

oh fuck... Susie is MAD

>>528415778
kek

>>528431891
Convallaria's story is pretty decent indeed.

From top of the group to being out of the group. Amazing.

if Myrtle was on the goal we'd be down 4 goals now

>>528415153
Left

It's actually over
again

>doc misses a dozen easy goals
>this is blemishine's fault

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK AKG IS DEAD

It's simple, we kill the doctor.

LMAO WE ARE DEAD.
See you in spoon.

>enter
>lets them score
>gets yellow card'd
>lets them score again

n*mie never again

I'm done.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA HOLY FUCK

KILL BLEMI
KILL BLEMI
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

WHERE
THE FUCK
WAS MARIA??? !!!

Maybe the most popular character in the game should be on the team.

I'm actually laughing

This is the most embarrassing fucking loss holy FUCK.

Play like never before, get relegated as always. Amazing

>first divegrass match I watch in a long while
>we horribly job and are out of the group
uhh

We're fucking cursed

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I missed it. Is it over?

>manager puts in his waifu goldenglow
>immediately start jobbing

Who's fault is this?

I'm done, call me when the next league comes around

where the fuck is nymph to take over blemished

>>528432492
yeah it's FUCKING over, you fat fuck. We LOST.
we're LOSERS.
fucking hell

>>528432492
Yeah it's fucking over.

>>528432445
live footage of myrtle saving a goal in that image

I feel so humiliated

have you learned your lesson, /akg/?
NAMIE ABOMINATIONS ARE USELESS
KILL GOLDENGLOW

Block Cero wouldn't have allowed this to happen

>>528432552
docshit and blemishit

Doc is washed up, it's time to retire

>team full of shitty reddit memes
>homegrown /akg/ memes like elfy welfy and pinus nowhere to be seen
deserved

post your 'it's over' images

How over is it?

>Last tournament lose because gg gives a free pass to enemy
>This tournament we instantly lose after subbing in gg

>>528432552
Cripple and Donkey

We... are a laughing stock, a complete joke.

>>528428167
>Time for an easy win.

>>528432698
Pinks always betray

Wazzup bro

this is punishment for putting mystic light quest as our win song and subbing in goldenpig

The ABSOLUTE STATE of arkbabs

Bros, they're laughing at us again...

But the important thing is we all had a good time, right /akg/?

>>528432842
They're right

Bweeeeeeeeeh!

/akg/ will never recover from this absolute humiliation.

>donkey is golden medal
>did NOTHING the entire vgl
amiyafags...

>>528432637
Block Cero would have let in even more goals*
FTFY

>>528432552
I unironically think it's GG's fault. And the last one was just bad luck, PES being PES.

Turning point

>>528432663
It's over. There's no way for /akg/ to advance due to GD.

she kept yapping and wouldnt pass the ball. i dealt with the problem

>>528432781
>>528432809

>>528432873
I am having so much fun, it's unreal

WHERE IS THE MANAGER! I WILL BEATFUCK HIM (SENSUALLY)

Can some divegrass expert explain why we lost

Nice goalie arkbabs

>>528432982
>that god tier pass that let doc score
>does nothing
Shut up, retard. Doc missed tons of shots.

You guys got any tigers in here? You could've used them instead.

Scrap the whole fucking team and rebuild
This is the third year in a row we completely fuck it all up

FUCK YOU /LCG/!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>528433004
>pink dog in
>Instant two goals for enemy

>>528433004
That's what happens when you betray the CCP

>>528433004
I'm sorry manager but we need to kick your wife from the team.

why the damage control for zero sanity when he gives every chance directly to the GK

What does the SS in all stages unlock? secret medal or something?

>>528433092
We scored fewer goals than the opposing team

>>528432982
It happens, but ultimately it's PES's job if it fucks you
>>528433004
Speaks volumes

>>528433149
just stronger buffs within the minigames

>Oh cum on...
>there wasn't even a fucking goalie LAIR
>what are you busy havin' a wank to horses mid game?
>YOU DONKEYS

>>528419562
This is your gf btw

>he trusted the blem
fully deserved

In /akg/'s darkest hour, we need the elf to lead the way. Elfy Welfy for the next vg league.

>>528433148
Doctor tries his best and never gives up. That's why we love him no matter what.

How do we fix the team?

Is it a good time to ask if we can put my wife in the team next time?

>>528432423
The keeper joins the attack in corners if a team goes +2 attacking mentality.

I hate you /akg/

>Doctor gets 3 (three) chances to score against Minecraft
>only gets one
>Doctor gets 4 (four) chances to score against /kfg/
>only gets one

>donkey is gold medal
>does nothing
>doc misses everything
It's time to kick these washed up players out.

>>528433373
Remove Zhang to stop leaks

>>528433395
you want a NEXT TIME? AFTER THAT??


also no Texas is boring and memeless

>>528433148
He still makes goals, so something must be fucked with one of his character cards to let him take those decisions.

>>528433373
>Cutest Cripple
>Cutest Daughter
>A fucking dragonball meme
>Tyrant which isn't even a character
>3 (three) fishslop characters
>Outdated Platato meme
This entire team needs an overhaul.

>>528433092
Doc missed several free goal situations
the midfield was horrid
the defense had too many holes and were too far up the field all the time
they let sugoi do whatever she wanted, no defender to keep a mark or anything, she made a goal play every time she got the ball
susie got subbed in
susie got subbed in
susie got subbed in
chinky doragons were in bad condition and kept losing the ball
ulpianus was retarded
lappmutt missed a free goal
amiya did the assist for the first goal but nothing else after that

>>528433373
CRIPPLES OUT!

Put me in coach, I'll be the new doc

>>528433395
lupo paws are more /akg/core than a lot of our current lineup

/1999/ here
sorry for your loss, it was painful to watch
better luck next time, maybe we'll even fight together in the next league

>>528433004
Manager-san... your pink wife...

i propose that we bring doctor to 180 sanity.

>>528433395
We will only allow Texas on the team if her name is Ksan-related. She doesn't have any memes otherwise.

>>528433445
>>528433454
No, we are NOT going to do the same shitty song and dance that you did with block cero.

>>528433275
thanks

>>528433551
What even are beloved modern /akg/ memes?

Aww yeah my favorite part of divegrass. Melties against characters because of a bunch of rng.

VIGNA CUTE!
VIGNA LOVE!

On the bright side it wasn't a 4-1 loss because sips tea was retarded that one time

>>528433675
The team only improved after she was kicked out. It's time for them to go.

>>528433623
You lazy lesbians don't even have a team.

>>528433623
everyone is angry now, not a good time to be visiting...

>>528433785
>improved
Are you fucking stupid? kill yourself.

imagine the thread if blemi scored off that 90 minute corner

>>528433760
It would have been a 4-3 win if you didn't suck at everything you do.

>>528433698
Elfy Welfy is objectively our best and most recognizable modern meme. It's so good that Ascalonfags had to steal it.

>>528433674
We already have a non-ksan related thing for her and it's Sexas

did someone save the jerb wipeout? i thought it was really funny seeing it in slowmo

>>528433760
I'm killing myself in six minutes

>>528433804
Divegrass is stupid and how /akg/ gets every time it runs is an argument against doing it

>>528433712
shut that trap, fruitcake

>>528433551
What's your problem with Cutest Cripple? They just had their event when the new team comp was being built.

Thanks for tuning in to root for the team, all the cheering and rooting in the char is always a great sight to see and makes things more fun.
What is there to say about the match? We gave our best, we absolutely dominated the first half, but the more the match went on the more the cracks in the team showed up. Even with that, we clearly had a great chance to tie things up, but Doctor couldn't put the freest ball if his life depended on it. If it's any consolation - /kfg/ are the best team in the group as things stand, so we can take minimal solace in the fact we lost the people who are topping the group.
As always, thanks for supporting the team, and hopefully you can keep doing so, the golden age might be gone, but the dream lives on and maybe one day we can see it again.

>>528433842
As the announcer said, we had the strongest defense.

Tsk tsk, I hope you've learned your lesson /akg/
Next season, vote for Roachy Woachy! You NEED me. I'll blast them away with my S3!

>>528433959
It's an uninspired name. Having both Cutest Daughter and Cutest Cripple is just really lame.

>>528433373
Kick everyone
Even donkey and 0 San
Including the manager

>>528433698
blemished
shark sundays
rose salt
the jonkler
nymph

>>528433623
I want to kiss that girl with the weird headgear.

>>528433983
Shut up manager, you washed up retard.

>>528433953
It's only like this because we keep LOSING. Also shitposters and zoomers who don't know how the stats work keep spamming for roster swaps.

>>528433983
It hurts, man...

>>528434018
WisaGOD is too good for this team

>>528434018
is this retard actually just on a quest to do the SAME ragebait smugpost once every day?


this is even more sad than our loss. i pray other boards won't see this

>>528434058
Should've been LemLem since it features both sisters

we need more devils on the team
a 100% kazdel team to embrace our status as seething retards

>>528433983
Rosie would've prevented this, just saying

>>528433983
I genuinely think it's time to consider taking away Doc's gold medal. This guy is so fucking washed it's insane. Donkey too, she did nothing all cup.

>>528433983
i will always support our team

>>528433983
Thankfully we're going to change PES after this one, so at least there's solace on it. SO TEST HARDER YOU NIGGERFAGGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, still can't be really mad because I was cheering for the friends too.

>>528433983
never sub in goldenglow ever again you retard

>>528433983
Why.... did we LOSE? We have s0vl, we have love, we have memes.... so why... ?

>>528432570
>>528432580
>>528432659

>>528433983
>/kfg/ are the best team in the group as things stand
we were the best team in the group... they were the 2nd best

>>528434265
we lost the gacha, simple as
our star was the gacha pity

>>528434216
Rosie is a character that completely relies on others to do shit for her. She isn't made for team sports

>>528433983
Ignore the retard trying to blame doc and amiya, he did the same with myrtle and it worked, don't fall for his bait.

>>528433983
it's time we kick doctor
self-insertards have held the team hostage long enough

>>528433983
>the golden age might be gone
The golden age's been gone for 3 years and counting and it will continue to be gone so long as Doc is allowed to ruin attack after attack.

Killing myrtle vastly improved our keeping, it's time to let the next weakest chain go as well.

>>528433983
we will recover. somehow.

yknow

maybe

>>528434098
Nymph isn't even a meme

We need Mumu on the team, stat.

>>528433983
Doctor isn't a fucking combatant, he shouldn't be out on the field.
He's a tacticians, put him in the coach booth where he belongs.

>>528433983
>the golden age might be gone
This statement has never felt more real. Sad match but thanks anyways.

I just realized Theresissy didn't even get to play in this cup LMAO
Dogshit character

It's simple... we kill the Doctor.

How come every league we need 10 shots to score 1 goal but the other team can just score every time they shoot the ball

We need new manager.

>>528433983
Don't give up hope.

>>528433983
Maybe it's time to use THAT

Doctor threw the match because he realized that if /akg/ wins he'll have to listen to the N*mieslop that we (somehow) voted as our victory anthem

>trying to take away docs medal
>when we threw away our 3rd silver on the jobber

pmmm and mmcg are 0-0 btw

>>528433842
>4 points this league is no improvement over 3 points last league
HUEHUEHUEHUE

>>528434742
you're a faggot for not liking mystic light quest

Changing the disguise our team of skinwalkers uses doesn't change anything you know

I feel bummed about the loss but I'm happy we don't have to subject people to mystic light quest

>>528434824
false. the game engine detects the vibes

>>528434791
The 0-0 thing doesn't matter anymore thanks to the last goal /kfg/ scored

>>528434742
>voted

>>528434814
It's shit and that's a fact

I'm glad we got the kemomimi vs kemomimi match, we'll carry the torch for you.
I'm surprised there isn't more crossover art

>>528434680
>gets off-screened in-game and in divegrass
my FUARKING hero

>>528434878
it's to rub salt in the wound of that very same goal, we'd be fine without it

>>528434824
dumbass can't get into roleplaying

>>528433804
I wish I could help them but I won't have access to a good blender-friendly PC for a while and they have close to zero fanmodels online

>>528434875
>>528434742
truth nuke

>>528434907
Thanks for reminding me
>/kfg/, /uma/, and /zzz/ are all advancing
We are literally the worst kemonomimi team....

>>528434824
The machine spirit judges the SOVL of your team

>>528434989
Sorry I'm not into shitflinging because of some CPUs being retarded

>>528434413
yeah, it's time for him to go

Sack Blemishit next time and bring back Myrtle.

>>528435081
/pcrg/ is right there

>>528434989
that's the thing. Some of these retards aren't roleplaying.

they scored a goal so the 90+3 one doesn't matter
spiritual win for /akg/

>>528435187
blemi literally did nothing wrong

>>528433983
You should've started Theresis anyway. The outcome would've been the same, but at least the final goal would've been biblically funny

Reminder that Blemishine isn't even our main goal keeper

>>528434704
I'm voting for Jonkler (full) next season. He'll get us a killer performance for better or worse.

>>528433983
nyo...

>>528434940
>>528434680
every cloud has a silver lining

>>528435081
It's a shame we had to go up against one another so early, I'm sure you guys would've done fine otherwise

>>528435384
Cute Lucilla

>>528435482
Could the model be rigged so that the walking animation is a spin?

>>528435482
Unironically this. If he's not on the team I'll be pissed

>>528435680
If they use a more recent PES game maybe. If they use the one they're currently on no.

>>528435426
why wasn't he on today?
why were the beans on to start when they had worst performance than pink dog anyway. we had 14% control on the left side bean lane

>>528435356
Aside from jobbing. Blemikso would have jobbed harder but defense hard carried. fuck off faggot.

>>528435747
Pink dog execution

>Ever since I started watching divegrass with /akg/ we haven't won anything
M-m-maybe I'm the problem......

So who's got the slow-mo of the jermoa getting fucking obliterated

>>528435361
theresis should have been as striker for starters.

>>528435783
Nope, Blemi literally did nothing wrong

>>528435783
>defense hard carried
wyell....

>>528435826
get the fuck out
you ruined footy
absolute jobber

>>528435973
they literally clowned on us

>>528435889
>jobbing a forced washed up meme and a jobber
How utterly disgusting.

>>528435826
I'LL KILL YOU

>>528435973
NANI!?!?

>>528436040
>forced washed up meme
>Posts Cador

>>528435973
Ursuskeks.....

>>528435973
>platato and rosmontis just watching
SMACK SMACK

>ursus acting as the final stand

Will the Golden Age ever return again...?