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>News
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

the power of flar compels me

Where's the big run in splatsville?

this fucking goblin got her own spinoff game and basically your stupid

>>528442281
Nowhere, because Grizz successfully groomed an entire generation into curbing salmonid numbers to avoid a scenario like that happening

>>528442485
What's wrong with tractors?

>>528442485
>people desperate for (You)s
mental illness

No fatties allowed beyond this point

>>528442485
move
to
the
jp
plaza

>>528442935
gaijin go home, we're full

>>528443317
BAAAAAAAARF

>>528442794
you know you can stop replying right?

>>528441924
lol

>>528443317
rc?

>>528441924
Unless you're top 500 in takoroka then pic related.

>>528442969
I wish kemono had a working subscribestar scrapper, it's a shame I can no longer enjoy new kids gamera artwork.

>>528445912
>enjoy
>kidsgamera
Anon, anon, anon...

>>528442485
>can’t even use an Oled

>>528442935
I don’t deserve it

>>528442003
And she's one of my favorite woomers because of it

>>528447146
Cute bad woom...

>>528447146
what program do you use

>>528447146
Sorry but this woom's salmon fucker arc is well over.

My woomy is no longer mentally ill.

>>528447765
>clown shirt
i don't know, man

>>528447846
It was laundry day, please understand

>ran into a full japanese lobby in open
>prime time sunday
>literally monday morning over there

>>528447765
A woomy thats not mentally ill is like a veemo that doesnt dress like a slut. Its unnatural.

reminder veemos are in canon as flat as woomies and thats what makes them hot

>>528447765
This woomy is SHORT

Is there a mod that lets me detonate my faggot worthless teammate's switch when they use the emberz dynamo

>>528442281
yeah I was fully expecting that after datamines showed something like code for allowing salmon run music to play in the plaza

>>528448342
That and it's like 7am in japan right now
some wack-ass neets playing this game over there

>>528449821
Did you not get a couple of games in before school?

>>528448342
>>528449821
Nothing unusual about NEETs

>>528447734
Nice headcanon

>>528447765
Good woomy

>>528447765
Can someone post a good woomy?

>>528447532
That's not the artist posting that.

>>528451323
Source?

marie tummy

>>528451580
/ink/

>>528451580
a severely mentally ill /ink/er who has liver cirrhosis

>>528451580
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/6843021

uma musume EN in 3 days...

what's that got to do with woomy

>>528451868
Get hype

>>528451824
>sonic fag
i was right about them being mentally ill

>>528451868
Uma musume = gay
Ika musume = yay

>>528451868
the horse girl show?

>>528452665
Ye he draws a lot of stuff with his woomy self harming.

>>528452765
Yeah

>get a huge lead right at the start, down to 13
>mostly fight back and forth the rest of the game
>enemy team suddenly gigaspergs in the last 20 seconds
>lose in overtime
flar

>>528451868
>vertebrates
disgusting
next thing you say is that you side with s*lmon

>>528451868
>horsefuckers in MY general

>>528453098
they're cute tho

>>528452928
>his

>cutfag
nono if youre still lurking, these are the types who wanted you gone

I STILL SEE SHADOWS IN MY ROOM

Yeah I'm back in the FLAR queue again

>>528452928
I want more. I like menheras.

>>528452967
the thing is, it might look like an even back and forth where you fight them off, while in actuality you might be slowly losing the resource game and not even noticing it until the last moment where they break through and you have nothing to cover with anymore. splat is a complex game.

>>528453223
actual women or...?

>>528453442
>mentally ill narcissist who never thinks anything is his fault
i'll take the cutfag.

>>528453543
>the resource game
what

>>528454074
bet they didn't save their specials

Where is the raiders direct?

>>528454074
ground under your feet is a resource. strong positions and especially having players in them is a resource. special charge and ink in your tank are resources, and using them efficiently is key. even time itself is a resource, probably the most important resource actually because time converts into every other resource but rarely vice-versa.
and it's not just about having them yourself, it's also about denying your enemy of their resources. even something as little as forcing a bomb out of your opponent helps drain their resources- a bomb is ~1.5 seconds of downtime while they recover ink. splat is as much a shooter as it is an rts on crack.

>>528454423
august 5th
release on october 10th

I don't believe in self improvement.

I should really draw salmon sex

please unblock me I'm sorry

>>528455882
no

>>528454423
Splatoon 3 Anniversary
>>528455415
I can't disagree
>>528455573
One shits eggs, the other let's loose the juice all over the eggs

>>528456371
Oviposition…

>>528455573
this but unironically
steelheads are infinitely hotter than the offmodel roid monstrosities barafags cook up

>>528455573
Which /ink/er woom or veem (besides the obvious) is the most built for salmon cock?

>top 1000 with just 2000 points

It's gotten that bad huh.

>>528457505
The season just started, to be fair.

>>528457346
Me.
SLUUUURRPRPRPRSLSSLLSLP

>>528457505
It is the beginning of the season, it's probably going to rise later on by like 100p at best.

>>528457505
most people don't play X until later on, mostly in the last 20-30 days of the season

>>528457346
(You)rs

>>528453442
>>528453716
>>528455882
You do know frenchie is gone for good and joined a more active discord. We're like his ex or something still obsessed while he built himself a new life with new people.

>>528458529
Ok but he WILL be back for Spl4t.

>>528457505
I mean when Kold of all people got a Silver X Badge long after Grand Splatfest finished that's when you know the game is dead and there's no room for skill in this game

>>528458649
this

>>528450246
Not headcanon, I've been done with that for years now. But what is done is done.

>>528461209
So we're in the "find a good yebby to marry and settle down with" arc

>>528461468
No that's the tako arc
Woomies don't age and turn into hags

anyone for trf?

>17-30
Maybe that's enough for today..

>>528461845
I can at the hour

woomoid behavior

>>528462967
Let's shoot for 40

>>528453643
i dont know if i was nono and this was a hater of mine id be feeling pretty good right now knowing my hater would likely die of a cut infection due to their lowered immune system from all the alcohol they consume.

>>528461468
No we are in the "I realized I am asexual" arc and only tried to fit in with people like a massive loser (except I'm still a massive loser as we all know).

>>528463341
Your fetish sucks

>>528463341
Well I wouldn't because I never really hated anyone and always wanted the best.

>>528463765
>asexual
biggest cope ever lol

>>528463927
>pretends to like nono now
looooool

>>528463765
>Claims to be a massive loser
>Only wins
You fucking liar mother bitch woomy

>>528463765
Do what all female losers do, become a vtuber. Now you have a job.

i'm assexual
i'm attracted to callie's ass

least obvious falseflags

>>528461845
2/8

i'm sexual
i'm attracted to big man

Im sexually attracted to /ink/er cephs.

My yebby just said he's a truecel.

>>528443317
She's Agent 4 she can't be a t*ko

>>528443317
Diversity hire mechanic

it's him

>>528465140
Based. No more skin. No more bras. No more pants. Flops only.

Woom or weyy?

>>528465503
I pity the woomy that birthed him

>>528465594
Yeb

la goblina..

>>528465809
Maybe another time.

>>528465809
Me showing Joey real slosher weapons like slosher deco and dread D

>>528466674
blob is the most skillful and the highest potential

/ink/ can be funny once in a blue moon
as a treat

>>528464337
I win at being fucking worthless desu.

>>528464338
Disgusting.

>>528466674
Dread wringer was kinda fun to play
Slosher feels annoyingly OP to play against now that it does guaranteed 50 damage regardless of range or angle

Fire these stupid fucking level designers, seriously

>>528386102
>Unless it's a Takoroka badge then it doesn't mean jack shit. Tentatek top 500 was as low as 2300 recently. There's a reason you see more top 500 badges than top 1000s around, they expose themselves as ttek frauds for using the bronze badge but top 500s can pretend otherwise.
It was the pre-split top 500. I don't ask for carry, but I expect any top 500 to outdo me, not the other way round (I don't even have the nu-top 5000 lmao). Or at least to have enough common sense and courtesy to not take an unfamiliar weapon into series (if that was the case, seeing how he was using Emberz) and fuck it up for everyone else.

open world salmn when?

>>528467016
Grrr shut UP retard
Let yourself be appreciated stupid smelly dumb

>>528467064
>now that it does guaranteed 50 damage regardless of range or angle
placebo buff
in any reasonable situation (e.g. not sloshing down the full height of moray's side tower while also aiming straight up), it has always been guranteed 50+ damage

>>528467016
if you were worthless you'd not have friends
you'd be alone

>>528468227
I am worthless because bitches won't put a price tag on my ass

i wish the .96 gal actually worked.

This game is so fucking miserable.

Why do you clowns play with punjabi internet all the time? And why do you get bans for DCing when I don’t? WTF?

>>528468353
omg she shot a defenceless moving target!!!!

>>528467184
They still get that badge even after the split anon.

>>528468468
use it like a burst fire
you get three accurate shots on fresh accuracy, and missing one turns you from fat splattershot to a shitty jet, so you gotta hit the first two if you can help it, with no feedback because the fire rate is too slow to spray someone down
like a broken record, if you are learning .96, you gotta also pick up h3, and vice-versa, alternating between the two builds good habits for both and makes you good at two awesome guns at once, as opposed to being shitty at one and blaming it all on the gun

>>528468541
any DCs are not my fault

>>528469171
>flank static target and aim at them
>it still shoots wild every time

>>528468384
What, your art?

>>528469035
Oh? I must have misread, I thought those were unobtainable since the division ones were added. In any case
>Tentatek top 500 was as low as 2300 recently.
I'm 1800 on a good day, so I expect a 2300 squigger to do better than me.

frye participates in cow dung rituals

webm unrelated

Not even a week into the update and I'm already getting burnt out.

>>528469449
again, pick up h3 and train your burst accuracy. or actually, any non-spreadfire shooter will do, just challenge yourself to first always hit the first shot, and then hit more and more in a row until you get consistent. if you can consistently 4-shot with jet without missing a shot, you'll be able to handle any shooter, but for .96 you'll do fine with just training on sshot.

>>528461845
1/8

ggs turf wooms

stop freshing me aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>528470484
>>528470403
GGs!

>>528470378
>aim at unmoving target without having shot for 10 seconds
>pull trigger
>shot goes wild and misses 3 times
sure it's not the weapon.

I'm gonna do it
I'm joining the pool

>>528468227
I probably shouldn't have friends but it is what it is.

>>528469934
rushing into the enemy base early in the game before they can spam specials is easily the best feeling in Splatoon.

>>528471753
Deformed woomy with an upside down mask

>>528471753
i can be yor friend <3

how many fucking weapons on that enemy team had killer wail, god damn
it was nonstop

>>528471993
three.

why

>enemy team has aimbot charger
every time

>>528470853
it's not the weapon, it's bad habits. .96 punishes you for shoddy aim, for "sticking", and for needlessly jumping. the gun itself is actually more accurate than splattershot, you just have to actually aim those shots pre-emptively, you can't spray the opponent down or rely on feedback because the fire rate is too slow and punishing.
don't have a splat3 webm but i guess this'll do.

>>528471912
>being friends with the mentally ill
Spare yourself nigga.

>>528472505
>shoddy aim
fuck off. i don't have any of these issues with squeezer. .96 just sucks dick.

Anyone wanna fish?

how did this guy manage to live the entire match and only get 1 kill/assist
what the fug

>>528473505
typical jetnigger gameplay

triple splashdown needs to be nerfed.

>>528473803
LOL

>>528473080
squeez has extra shot velocity over .96's standard speed, that might trip you up because you'll need to lead differently. and while it is accurate enough, it is still not perfectly accurate, so the effective hitbox is a bit smaller than on perfectly accurate guns like squeez and h3, especially at range. .96 generally likes playing closer up, and when possible, aiming lower because aiming low tightens the spread.

Good?
Y/N

>>528473917
Young/Nigga

>>528473917
ur ugly sis

>>528473396
me hi

>>528473889
you are missing the point.
>>528470853

Looking for a long term relationship with a mentally unstable /ink/er

>>528474056
Just finished my match
Opening

>>528474336
Well you're in luck you're in a thread full of them.

>>528474336
Sorry babe nono just left

>>528471730
Bad woomu

>>528474391
it's true, i'm insane

I don't think my mental illness is something I can be proud of. I'm still not taking any psychotropic medication and I'm starting to understand it's better to work on yourself and grow as a person. Woomy.

>>528474461
Why was nono shunned when other mentally eel /ink/ers are celebrated

>>528476558
because he's french

GGs fisher

>>528476558
They dont obsessively make scene after scene

>>528476558
I don't see anyone being celebrated.

>>528477153
>free art

>>528477504
What?

>>528471753
But you do
Meaning your life has worth, you stupid fuck

>>528475618
I'm mentally eel instead

>>528478072
Bad people still have friends, doesn't mean much.

>>528478161
Bad people also have worth, but you're not bad. Not sure where your retarded delusions are coming from. You didn't know about yourself, so you didn't lead anyone on, if that's still one of the things you're beating yourself up over.

trf 3/4

Free nono from his chains..

>>528478345
It's not that but I'm sure people who hate and mistreat me have/had a good reason to do so, I accept it. At least I can still join /ink/ salmons.

>>528479234
You hated and mistreated other people that did not do so

>>528479234
Hate? Don't know any. Mistreat? No, that was their fault. I thought you ditched the stockstolm syndrome mentality already.
Take your meds, dumbass

Bubble blowers

>>528479363
I blocked 1 guy who I didn't like playing with, I'm fine being a bad person for that and I know I deserve bad things. That's how it works right?

>>528479393
I am taking my meds mou..

>>528480278
>mou
baka desu senpai

>>528480329
woomy squeewee manmenmi!

>>528480278
Who did you block and was it worth it blocking them in the end/do you regret it?

>>528480278
>i blocked this random person for not playing as a female ceph
>ignore the fact i have a negative kd on salmon run

>>528453572
trans, ä was dating a /ink/ woman (real) at one point and when that badly for him he turned to hrt
this is when the salmon fucking and self harm drawings started

>>528481423
?? LMAO that's the funniest fanfic I've read yet thanks.

ugh gross shes getting off to the attention
anyways about nono

Someone thinks some of you have "issues".

you are an alcoholic for sleeping with dozens of men, i am an alcoholic for not sleeping with women at all. we are not the same.

who salmn

I hate women so much

i hate salmn so much

gay fish

i hate splatoon so much

>>528482693
FC so I can block you?

>>528482629
I'll salmn for 1king

reminder that you should approach woomies with caution, they are still wild animals.

>>528483057
geddi

i wish i was real

>>528483280
I can be wilder

Beware mammal

>>528484226
why did you save this

My weyyo likes maccing cheese

truecel yebby son or thot woomy daughter

>>528485450
clash yebby or sblast woomy

>makes mac and cheese
>uses a different shaped pasta than macaroni
>still calls it mac and cheese

truecel yebby, thot veemo, gay weyyo, good woomy

murder woomy

ggs bbro always good

ggs a
arigato for joinin
nice stuff u do

>>528486559
they deserved it

>>528487034
I really want to get up there.

>>528487573
just get 1 level then farm tickets with 1 new weapon.

>>528487715
does getting a single level give you a ticket now? I thought I had to pick some weapon
either way, never liked this system. Cash would've been fine.

>>528482026
>tfw nono is getting pussy while you don't

daughterwife woomy

yeah nevermind I don't have motivation to play
they could've given a few tickets out for the update or something so we can try the new weapons since I'm willing to bet most of us spend the tickets ages ago since it had been over a year since the last time they added anything
whatever
no fun in anything

>>528488153
Awwww boohoo you can't win 3 ranked matches.

>>528488003
Is he grooming minors on the c*rd

>>528488529
I can I just
haven't been able to do anything today
had a day off and everything
just wanted to boot up an try something new, but the effort isn't worth it

>>528488153
the least they could have done was tease an update so people might have held off.
trying to make it more of a surprise by playing dead doesn't work when player population and enthusiasm is a real issue.

forcing fat cephs to run on treadmills!

>>528493386
if you ink a treadmill it can be an infinity pool

>getting weapons you don't play
do people really?
why would you pollute your weapon selection screen?

>>528494450
If you think thats crazy you should see my steam library.

>>528494450
You can't exchange licenses for gacha tokens until you've bought them all.

edible tako hair

who up running their salmon

>>528496694
there is nothing worth getting from the machine

GGs t
Wasn't sure if i was taking up someone's spot

>Trump finally canonized MIGA
>it does not stand for "Make Inkopolis Great Again"
What the fuck is this timeline

they are selling amiibo emulators on ali for 10 bux

say [woomy!] again! say [woomy!] again! i dare you, i doube dare you motherfucker! say [woomy!] one more goddamn time!

Lore question, does the power or calamari inkantation come from the squid sister versions or from the traditional song? I'm confused

>>528490109
No that's kold, rayzor, urchinincel and chav on hotdog's secret discord

>>528461209
A woomy doesn't simply stop belonging to the Salmonids, ä

>>528502201
...manmenmi!

the levels of projection.

How do I git gud?

my yebby has to go to the dentist because he drinks so many tacticoolers...

>>528506920
Play as a woomy

I haven't played in years. Is LDE still good or should I get rid of it? Splatling/Blaster main btw

>>528510476
For zones and turf. Comeback is more generalist.

>>528508378
Playing as a girl? Wouldn't that make me gay?

>>528510476
It's still good but it's not nearly as stupid as it was back in S2/release S3. Can't think of any splatling that would want to run it, but maybe Rapid Pro would like to use LDE (I wouldn't know, I only played Range Blaster).

>>528510669
>>528510845
Uh oh. Now my sea snails are whispering to me like the green goblin mask to go back to running max run speed Hydra like a complete idiot again.

i remember you was conflicted

>>528510940
Hydra's ink efficiency is so bad it rounds back to being pretty easy to manage, but you may be good with two mains and two or three subs of RSU, no need to trash the whole build if you got that covered already. But if you really care about ink efficiency LDE may not be a total waste, maxed out it gives you enough ink saver for a fourth charge.

>i havent played in years
poor neglected woomy, many such cases

>>528444071
I hope veemos get a nicer ponytail too

I could beat a squid in a fight, easily

My squid is a slut for octos

>>528512505
dont do it you only live once anon

>>528512674
wtf how did you get to play as Callie?

I hate mondays.

>>528512863
Callie is a bad influence

>>528513128
Need more woomilfs

>>528513128
what's happening on the right in the background there

>>528442485
>>528442935
The difference between NA&EU and JP&KR plaza is interesting. Probably because "western" twitterfags are insufferable in general.

>>528513283
>>528442935
How do you switch by the way? Is it the same as switching splatfest region?

This frightens the st/ink/er

>>528510836
nah bro, playing as male is gay, cause your always looking at a male ass

>>528512674
My octo is a slut for squids

>>528513792
he's trying to make a break for it, DRAG HIM OUT

My ceph isn’t a ceph

My squid is my daughter AND wife

>>528514879
mammalians aren't real, take your meds

>>528515027
My ceph isn’t mammalian either

My woomy doesn't think of sex. All she knows is fashion, being silly and minmaxing her favorite weapon.

i want my w

Hard to stay fresh at 40°c.

>>528515936
I'm dying at 24.

>>528515936
>>528516042
Brits? In MY burger thread?

>>528515936
Poor muffin.

>>528515206
my woomy doesn't think

Splatoon should stay exclusive to Japan

Muffin’s muffintop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2umoPPGwCsQ
look at this soul

>>528517552
Good woomy.

who fsh

>>528515936
you deserve heat exhaustion :)

my woomy inks

>>528520053
i fsh

>>528520771
i open

>>528520771
>>528520926
Lemme in.

>>528523887
oki

reminder

اجذبني

>>528524609
Good halal woomy.

ggeegee fsh i got too silly lol

why is pearl's super power her voice when she rarely ever sings and mostly just raps during their music while marina is the best singer

ggs fisg

Not a fan of how blatantly meta defining the new kits are. No shooter except h3/l3 should ever get special for 190.

>>528527871
>>528527921
GGs bros, solid Boris kill.

>>528528060
why did you single out nozzles
they are both some of the best inkers in the game, guns with high paint should get more expensive specials

>>528528060
did you WANT all of them to be shit so no one would use them?

>>528529558
it's not a binary condition

>>528528060
devs are desperate to try and change their set in stone meta

its been the same for what? at least a year and a half.

>>528530145
>the meta is set in stone because there is a bunch of specials that can only be dealt with by using other specials
>do nothing to weaken their influence
>just add more weapons that can use those specials
>a few stick, most just get shelved in favour of older options
>wonder why the meta doesn't change

>>528528060
190p zooka on the best painter in the game didn't tip you off? Even if it's post-nerf, mini should never be given a special it can spam that easily.

>>528530615
Remember

No ink vacs or zipcasters.

I like ink vac

I want a sword with inkvac.

>Feels like 102
Can't wait for the rain to come

Do you guys ever think they'll bring back some specials from splatoon 2 like the bubble blower for example would it be the same or would they make it shit like the kraken

>>528536706
They would 100% not let you use your subs while you're using it anymore (or not make any bubble blower kits with bombs).

>>528536706
If they ever add another patch note update or major update with new weapon kits and old special back, hypothetical question

>>528536986
weapon i dont use award ;)

>>528536986
not even in the top 5

>>528536986
Honesty is a meme.

>>528536986
it's bullshit, but it's honest, because it pays for its bullshit with striking weaknesses
compare to squeezer, which is bullshit and has no weaknesses

>>528538264
What "striking weakness" does range blaster have? Only thing I can think of is the same as every other weapon: super long range weapons outranging it

Will take one nsfw art request

>>528538738
Fuck it, do whatever

>another 0-3 in series because of shitty teammates and full enemy teams of laggy japs
thanks ngmi

>>528538678
NTA but not being able to easily paint your feet is probably the one weakness I can accept as real in this game. "Muh outranged" isn't really one because you're supposed to be hitting backlines from angles they can't reach you.

>>528538738
deep cut orgy

>>528538738
Woomy committing suicide with splattershot

>>528538738
Have >>528538916 violating osha.

>>528538678
>slow
>commital
>vulnerable
>can't paint
>precise
>requires heavy team support
>low uptime
>can't paint
if it was in a shooter game, it'd be bordering on broken. but in splatoon, it is balanced.

>>528539967
your balanced

>>528512674
>>528512863
>>528513076
man I fucking hate retarded cucks with their shit tier fetishes

good afternoon /ink/

>>528541905
let people enjoy things

>>528542197
not stopping you from eating shit retard. not my brain is getting rotted after all

>>528542386
>not my brain is getting rotted
Looks like your brain is already damaged. You dont need more rot.

oh no the cuck is mad

>>528543301
oh no the prude is malding

both of you are faggots
shut the fuck up

have you considered this: woomy had to reinvent spaghetti

no retard shut up

>>528541984
Fucking whore remove that sport bra.

/ink/ the raceplaying and self inserting tards general.

>>528543793
they also had to reinvent instant ramen like momofuku andou

>>528543793
woomy also had to reinvent video games

Woomy had to reinvent the n-word

>>528541984
why are they all anorexic

ngyes

>>528545280
v-word

https://files.catbox.moe/9hd9r7.png

Hello. Finally got off my ass and drew another Harmony. How's everyone?

>>528545775
Americans depleted the earth of food for centuries

>>528545886
very cute! do you have someplace I can follow you?

>>528545886
Pretty cute parko as per usual.

>>528545280
suckerhead

>>528545886
cute

>>528545886
very cute anon

>>528545280
yeb already has ngyes

>>528545280
E-word

>>528545280
>>528545798
>>528546908
S-word.

>>528545280
woomy is too silly to understand the concept of racism

w-word

>>528528803
> why did you single out nozzles
they are both some of the best inkers in the game, guns with high paint should get more expensive specials
No that’s retarded. The weapons which are great at fighting don’t get their kill times slowed down to be more in like with the weapons that aren’t, so why would paint oriented weapons get specials at the same rate as fighting kits?

>>528550850
do you think it’s okay that the new h3 can get 10+ strikes a game without any scu?

>>528551082
Skill based weapon.

>>528550850
>another imbecile who thinks turfing's sole purpose is charging specials
who bred all of you cretins?

>>528529558
Light switch brain stupid faggot

>>528530145
>>528530615
“Buff don’t nerf” faggotry always results in these broken power creep metas. These devs need to stop watching YouTube videos about game balance.

>>528530835
That’s what I said. Splattershot pro can put out 2000p and 8 missiles in a ranked game mode now. It spams missiles better than reeflux and fling what a fucking joke.

>>528542197
No you are thus way because you have not been shamed enough. You’re a disgrace to your family and nobody you know in real life would ever associate with you again if they knew you were this twisted

>reddit spacing
shan't be reading your post

>he gets triggered by the enter key

lol

lmao

keep malding, trannoid

>>528551082
Yes. Splattershot gets 7 and is a far easier to use weapon with the best bomb so why the fuck would I play nozzle. This is why nerfs are needed. If you just keep power creeping you end up incentivizing players to pick up aerospray for twelve booya bombs.

>>528551854
>obsessed with trannies too
sad!

Would anyone like me to draw their yebwey? that's too bad because I only draw woomveems.

>>528551934
Power?

>>528552509
amazing self portrait

>>528552509
concave woomy

>>528552101
Draw the best yeb

>>528552509
me after 13 days of no raiders news.

>>528545775
they're actually starving and enduring malnutrition

Do Frye and Shiver have yellow and blue nipples or purple and orange nipples?

>>528553294
purple and blue.

>>528553294
purple and red, their nipples aren't tentacles.

turfing.

>>528539390
you know where to find it

great stage nogami

Name one good stage in all splat games. You can't. They're all bad.

>>528555279
thanks

these eliters are obnoxious faggots, they make it so even if i force a 3v4, your team still can't win.

>>528556731
such is the nature of scorch gorge turf war

>>528556263
moray towers

>>528556263
Kelp Dome.

amazing how the game improves 10x when there are no chargers. they have their hands held 50 different ways but think they are good because they can kind of aim.

>>528557259
*bites your face off*

>comm error
fug

>>528555279
your art is dogshit

>>528554658
4/8

There arent any tournaments for table turf or salmon run.

>>528561165
I wanna play, but I hate those 2 stages with all my soul

All right I’m bouncing. GGs.

>>528561501
same but every map.

>>528555279
naisu, looks good
>>528560162
what actually happened if you dont mind sharing? I thought you were in the hospital

ggs turfs
i can't stand these "stages" any longer

>scoped jap totally unphased by me standing in front of him and blocking his view.
nice cheats.

>>528562189
Don't know what/how you heard, but no, I'm physically fine. The condensed version is just that we have really shitty neighbors and gf and I want to move but can't due to a variety of factors

>>528562189
The transition was a success!

>look at friends list
>no friends

>look at enemy list
>picrelated

>>528555279
WHERE

>>528563781
the /aco/ thread

>>528562467
nogami is a hack. imagine open maps with cover and flank routes.

The back of Mechanic's head is shaved.

>>528556263
>1
Arowana Mall
>2
Manta Maria
>3
Robo ROM-en

Don't care if either of the former appeared in future games, they still count.

>>528565643
>arowana
are you high?

thanks for turf. scorch sux. gas all charger players.

>>528554658
Thanks for the turfing.

>>528563972
oh

>>528556263
>1
walleye warehouse
>2
makomart
>3
i guess umami is not terrible-terrible, other than that only returning stages are any good

>>528546017
disavexx on Twitter :)

>>528546621
Thanks! Also lol I remember that drawing. I snuck in a reference to Inkling Heroes vs Tentacle and no one caught it.

>>528566341
>walleye
are YOU high?

>>528564195
the problem is that stages aren't given proper design for all the modes. It feels haphazardly done. I get why you don't want big stages for modes like turf war or rainmaker, but the level design should accommodate modes like Tower and Zones that benefit bigger maps with multiple flaking routes. So all we get are these boxed in stages that are neither memorable nor feel that fun to play on. They need to alter stage design to make each mode play better, not nerf stages to the point where they all feel the same.

>>528566448
Cute.

>>528566610
arowana might only be good on zones, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with walleye. it is THE reference map to base everything else around. it is the most right map in the series.
>muh spawncamping
skill issue

>>528566906
i find it ironic that turf war, a mode all about turfing the entire map, is the most restricted to the center out of all of the modes. they remove flanking routes and lock off entire areas for spawns, which makes it charger heaven too.

>>528556263
>1
Urchin Underpass
>2
Starfish Mainstage
>3
Hagglefish Market

>>528566906
what they really need to do is start making mode-exclusive stages
stop trying to make one universal layout work on four very different modes

>>528570016
they effectively did it in splat1 with saltspray being zones-exclusive
and they really really fucking should have done that with goby in spla2n

>>528565753
Yeah.

>>528562587
damn that sucks. hope things improve

Panic open at the hour.

you stop that

>>528572721
>Joey used Crabhammer

>>528572864
correct
crabfaggots get the hammer

>>528572408
2/4

>>528573186
Woo

What if the spinoff has dogs

>>528573543
Opening

>>528573719
last thing this franchise needs is more m*mmalians

No ban, I'll rejoin.

>>528573719
Woomy getting knotted

Yebbyrriage (Marriage with yebby).

>>528575975
>mochine yeb
no

>>528576060
More for me then...

Damn look at the ass on that Anon’s ceph

My last yebby wanted to play in the washing mochine.
He never came out...

EAT THIS

>>528577160
i'm glad they buffed the hammer throw, i just wish they'd revert the obnoxious area buffs they gave it because of the bad netcode and simply make it invulnerable from the front.

>>528577448
Yeah it feels like almost every single shooter in the game can shoot right through the front, fucking obnoxious

>>528576989
I don't like you.

calculated

>>528577792
>clever and interesting gameplay to bait enemy into a funny death
this really is so much better than the press-right-stick-to-win webm spam.

I was 11 when Splatoon 1 came out and now I'm 21 :(

GGs open

ggs open sorry for underperforming

GGs open!

>>528579436
You will be sorry

>>528579904
but i already am...

>>528579436
Desu I only person I judge is myself.

>>528566610
walleye is the most fair and balanced map from 1 and 2
I'm out of seaweed

>>528580003
i know, i just don't really like to bring people down when i play open with them. i appreciate it though
woomy

a two-fer

I truly wish 3rd kits weren't real. I regret playing this game again so much, all it does is make me angry and depressed.

>>528581743
For me it's the Ink Jet Bow and gun as well as that rapid blaster pro with the tacticooler.

Always see those weapons in my games.

>game dares to put me with the same retarded teammates twice in a row
Home X A.

>>528582413
Re-queuing too quickly bro. I always wait a solid minute or two before starting matchmaking again.

take a break
masturbate
requeue

Yeah, you have to wait at least 90 seconds before re-queueing to avoid getting the same shitters twice

>add an extra 2 minutes to a game that is already back to 2-3 minute queues a week after an update
Never buying Nintendo trash ever again.

>>528584128
See you tomorrow

>>528588221
future idol

GGs open!

>>528584128
you'll buy raiders and splat4 as soon as they release.

>>528590439
I'm a slave to woomy...

>start series
>get raped
>wait a minute and then queue again
>get matched against THE SAME EXACT TEAM
>get raped again
nice matchmaking ngmi

>>528592786
calm down joey

>>528593012
okay nono

k what's your VR in Mario kart world?
I'm almost at 8k now

>>528594164
>>>/mkg/

>>528594164
I don't have a Switch 2

>>528594164
not the general to be asking this question in

I don't have their socials
this is the only way I could communicate
my b

I'm plying CB if anyone wants to join.

>>528595374
>Playing Clam Shitz for any reason

>>528596107
My wife

>the yeb I fistbumped is on the other team now
No.......

>>528596107
porl×utsu collab

Cuttlefish octavio as idols

The Nintendo app told me I just made a friend.

>>528596924
the Nintendo app lied to you

Yebby tore the skin

>>528596949
What will be her backstory? I wanna know more

>>528597921
don't expect anything beyond a 5 sentence log entry.

>>528598430
why? a single player only game is bound to be more focused on an actual story.

>>528597921
I want mechanic's backstory on my face.

>>528598669
Just keeping story expectations low, it's a Nintendo game after all. The last time a Nintendo game had good backstory lore was in 2007.

This coat makes my inkling look fat.

Or maybe pregnant.

>>528599393
yn vibes yuck

>>528599393
that was me, sorry

>>528599393
we did this meme years ago

>>528599393
Fat veemo's arch rival Fat woomy

>>528599393
It makes her look fat but in reality she's smuggling illicit substances under the guise of obesity.

>>528600121
the illicit substance is my cum up her ass

goodbye /ink/

>>528601816
going somewhere?

>>528601816
See you tomorrow.

who salmn

>>528603776
I'll salmn if you're still here

Christ I forgot I was in this pool code

>>528605419
reddy?

>>528605817
2 minutes

chargers really do ruin this game completely. even if you win, it's not fun.

Don't join my lobbies if you are barely hitting overachiever rank

I'm sorry I just got this game a few days ago I was trying out the pool code thing and I got disconnected from a lobby and then it said I was invited to a game so I must've joined the wrong one because everyone uses moon runes

>>528606485
help!

>>528607683
dropping into a evp 800 game is not going to help you dumbass

>>528607865
lol retard he meant low rank players who die and spam “Help”

>>528607865
How do you miss the most basic SR joke?

>>528601816
Joining nono on that shitcord he's on?

>>528607865
H E L P !

I've never gotten past evp 400. I'm so bored out of my mind at that point.

>>528610134
yeah i one trick and got my chunks way back in 2022, none of the gear is fresh so no reason to grind it

>>528610134
it's just shore boss spam at higher "difficulties" anyway. japs can't actually make it harder in clever ways so they just up the most obnoxious bosses.

>>528606037
bullying chargers is fun
winning despite their best efforts is fun
chargers play slow, all you have to do is have more effect than them, which they do make harder by limiting your positioning, but their effect is rather fair and balanced, at least on good maps

ggs mik!
thx for joinin up
real fun

>>528611245
GG's boy! Holy hell it was crazy lol

>>528611090
>chargers play slow
i wish; if they had 2-3 second charge times maybe. they have an incredibly high firing rate and inking for their range and are too slippery with their long line tapshots. plus they get all this baby hand holding: charge holding, piercing, ignoring ink armor, and incredibly defensive subs/specials. eliters, the slowest charging, can still takes shots while shooting down every torpedo if 1 person is spamming them at one.
>all you have to do is have more effect than them, which they do make harder by limiting your positioning
they have the most generous hitboxes and highest projectile speed of any class and rubberbanding always benefits them, so they often shoot you though terrain or long after you've left their range or opened your brella or deployed your splash wall, and you have to play a completely different game whenever one is in the game. they also completely ignore bombs unlike splatlings because charge holding. you often don't have a choice of whether you get to engage with them or not, and they always run rp of course.
>but their effect is rather fair and balanced
they are neither of those things. we played a pb where no chargers were allowed and everyone said it was way better.
>at least on good maps
so never.

>>528611057
I don't remember if it was theorycrafting or an datamine but it really would've been cool if they gave bosses another attack at higher levels.

weren't we supposed to get an "underground" mode where they had 30% more HP

>>528612564
honestly just give the bosses special power up and give the trash run speed up since those things already have code for them. i remember a datamine said there is code that is supposed to prevent the same boss from spawning too many times in a row, plus they cap at 4 each, but any time i do i high evp spreadsheet, fly fish and stingers are always 1 and sometimes 2 standard deviations above average, aka actually statistically bullshit.

>>528612453
everything you just wrote shows shallow understanding of the game
you look at it like it's a regular shooter where the only valid counterplay is shooting the other guy
in splat, a charger can have zero deaths and still not pull its weight
>if they had 2-3 second charge times
they'd be irredeemably garbage, because even with infinite ink they'd have no uptime and negative immediacy
you're not supposed to react to them, you're supposed to play proactively to not let them get a shot on you in the first place
when they can't shoot you, they are worthless, while you can still do a lot when hiding from chargers. well, at least supposed to be able to, if you have enough control.
>handholding
none of that really matters. they are nice boons to have, but they are largely inconsequential. to the point where in early s2 people picked scopes because of extra couple turf points they gave (before the nerf). not even for the extra range, just the turf.
>while shooting down every torpedo
you play chargers? even booz gets very fucking annoyed by torps, much more than its shooter-shaped classmate jet. big chargers will either tap the torp after a charged shot if timing permits or facetank it, and then more often than not consider immediately repositioning
>so they often shoot you though terrain or
lag is unisex, crossing a laggy splatling's sightline will get you killed behind a wall all the same. it just feels a bit more frustrating because it's a oneshot. purely psychological.
>you have to play a completely different game
yes, you do. that is their entire purpose. they don't really empower their own team, but they do weaken the other one.
>they also completely ignore bombs
splatlings can walk away from bombs. chargers can maybe hold and move away if timing is right. it's rarely right.
>and they always run rp
why don't you?

>4-0 series?
>send the lagging nip squad

we are wooming where no one has woomed before

Goodnight /ink/

Remove shooters from the game

>>528619653
splatanas first please

>>528619653
>remove the only honest weapons in the game
finally would make me quit playing

hai~

>>528621409
Kirby likes the taste of squid

>>528621409
>>528621531
What would a woomy copy ability be? No smash.

>>528623767
Paint, of course.

oppai woomies

I hope we don't have to wait too long for Raiders news. The more I play 3 the more I'm convinced Raiders will suck because these devs are laughably incompetent

Do you think rainy will notice me if I commit to this

>>528626453
I don't think it's coming out in 2025. But, a single player focused game is a series first; so there's a lot of unknowns here. I hope it's at least somewhat sizeable and justifies being a separate game.

>>528626453
raiders and 3 are entirely different games

>>528626453
All of the single player campaigns so far have been good (except 2's)

>>528578285
kek kold youre still mad as fuck over the webm incident stop being a 2-faced whiney bitch

good morning saar

>>528631128
kill yourself
stupid cunt
stinky shy guy

>>528616592
everything you just typed is just bullshit on bullshit on bullshit. kill yourself charger faggot. nobody thinks you're skilled or good at the game. you can slightly aim and get a bunch of free aids kills that ruin the game for literally everyone else. fuck off with trying to justify your pussy weapon and faggot gameplay.

Splatoon 4 better give me the option to give my woomy big ink sacs.

>>528633087
But anon, your Hydrodynamics?

>>528442012 (OP)
Have the servers gotten worse since the latest update dropped or something? Anarchy matchmaking is now taking 2-4 minutes and people are frequently disconnecting during the match. Not sure if it's just a coincidence.

>>528633228
it probably has something to do with "cross-platform" play

>>528630838
What incident?

>>528635052
Gay dramafaggotry, ignore

>>528633167
Woomy mains a heavyweight weapon, she needs all the capacity she can muster.

>>528635052
Kold posted an boring mini webm that got made fun of, later someone else I dunno who posted a mini webm with a quad and kold got mad like 2 people said nice clip a nothingburger drama but still being bitter and trying to throw shade stills really fucking childish

BRAAAAAAAP

why are we still here

>>528636476
the food is delicious

>>528636117
He died for our sins

>>528636859
Mormons don't believe in this

>>528636747
true that

>>528636476
To admire woomy.

Does your inkfish practice good dental hygiene

>>528637519
she needs her wisdom teeth pulled to keep her dum levels normal

>>528637020
I could eat it all day

>>528635885
Post the webms?

>>528635885
Remember when nono shared a clip of him killing kold over and over with the mini splatling?

>>528637519
we call them cephs here

who fsh?

>>528641212
Not with your gay ass

>>528640423
No, post it.
I do remember when nono posted a screenshot of him destroying /ink/ers like Panic and kold using meta weapons while he used the aerospray like 21 splats while kold got 1 splat 1 assist and alot of deaths.
SO THATS WHY KOLD IS OBSESSED WITH NONO he really is a child over petty shit

>>528641241
i wouldn't want to fsh with myself either so i understand you

red pill me on the new mini

>>528641531
probably the fastest zooka farmer in the game (painbrush could be faster but mini can actually fight on top of that)

>>528641531
don't play it like kold sneakysnake is the best mini player ask her

>>528641326
Why don't you go on the discord and grab a clip from there

>>528641920
I'm not in the Hotdogs pedo discord where there's an underage tranny being groomed on there

kek what a poser

Who cares?

>>528645534
Just ignore and post woomy instead

Sex with woomy.

>>528648828
It's always sex with woomy, but never cuddles with woomy...

>>528645428
genuinely why do you care
Are you so starved for human interaction that you pick fights with strangers over the most mundane topics? Is that also why you're racist/homophobic? Are you also a cuck, too?

stop giving him (you)s

Japan game top 20 sales last week
>#1 Mario Kart World
>#4 Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
>#19 Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour

anyone wanna play some open at rotation?

>>528649692
mario kart 8 deluxe is a good game

>>528652029
Yeah it is just got a bit of laugh as the same thing happen with splat 2 & 3 both stayed in the top 20 for weeks.
But #19 is what gets a real laugh that you can find enough japs who are paying for that tech demo that should have been on the system by default to get it in the top 20. This is also a bad sign as it will send the wrong message to Nintendo.

I always enjoy looking at splatoon art.
Splatoon artist are so good..

I know what you are, janny

Man the one thing that worries me about raiders.
Part of why i love splatoon is the world building. The fake brands, stickers, the whole fictional pop culture. Even the silly locker decorations.

If raiders is an open world on a deserted island, all that fictional culture is going to be cut way down.

Or maybe not.

>>528658524
Did you not pay attention to much Deep Cut but various huge stickers everywhere in Alterna? I wouldn't be surprised if you can do that now. Because for some reason a cargo ship full of stickers ran aground on the island and you can go wild with it.

>>528658524
Did you not pay attention to how much Deep Cut put various huge stickers everywhere in Alterna? I wouldn't be surprised if you can do that now. Because for some reason a cargo ship full of stickers ran aground on the island and you can go wild with it.

>>528658524
Shut up I want my Deep Cut spinoff.

i wish splatoon artists were real

>splatoon 3
>try making 3 games at once (s3, so, raiders)
>all 3/10
masterful gambit nogami

delusional doomkeks will get anal raped and gaped as always

>>528662997
Considering how shit Splatoon 3 turned out wasting all that dev time on Raiders was a pretty terrible mistake.

I am the biggest doomfag in this thread, I really want Raiders to be good

>>528662997
>>528663530
You'll still buy Raiders and 4 anyway.

Just because Side Order was short doesn't mean it was bad.

>>528663693
Will the casuals who have been burned by Splatoon 3?

>>528664351
yes

>>528664351
no

>>528664351
ask again later

>>528663931
It's pretty bad, can finish most levels in under a minute. Should've been a mini minigame you play while waiting in queue instead of a useless side-mode

>>528664351
Japs will and that's the only market that matters.

>>528664906
Yeah I'm sure Nintendo feels the same way. They'd be totally cool with losing at least 5 million copies in sales.

You will buy your yurislop spinoff.
You will buy the new amiibos (+ tips)
You will buy Splatoon 4
You will buy NSO (increased subscription price likely soon)
And you will be woomy

>>528664906
idk, 2ch is nearly as pessimistic as we are if not more

>>528665176
>we
who

>>528665176
>2ch
lmao

>>528663931
Its main problem was being far to bare bones. They spent far to much time with all those cool little details across it and not enough time on the game itself.

>>528665127
>making things up to get mad at

>>528664906
>The game isn't just as shit in Japan as it is elsewhere

https://files.catbox.moe/v12n88.mp4

>>528665278
the hacker 4chan, anomalous

>>528663530
A poor pathetic attempt for (you)s so have one more

btw Raiders will be great it got Japan to love the Goblina. This alone assures the game will be great.

>>528665983
they didnt like her before?

>>528666194
only women did, it's why she has so much yuri over there

Splatoon if America never existed