>>528473494>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com
>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe
>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong
>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
>league za rokuhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk
>fantasy leaguehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1j0HBcbcul7h8PNfvdl2HuAbLakEVNUMwaPUw1-4nBiM
First for me and your mom
>Discordfags trying their best to slander Kiaraman's name now that everyone knows he's a chad
>>528519185here's the thing. If you're shitty cause everyone else around you is shitty you're retarded
Hey cuties!
Turns out I'm impatient.
Posting in the new thread as well.
Come play!
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Lewd grandma
>>528519491hahaahha ok
copeshitteraman
>>528519574Full!
Thanks for joining my room friends!
Let's have some fun.
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I was wondering why in the world mortal discarded this, but I guess it does things like this too.
Current record 12/6/3/6
>>528519371 (OP)Jane waiting room?
My geckos keep shitting all over the front glass!
>>528519961>tsumo or ron,>the gamble is clearIt should've been
>tsumo or ron,>the gamble is on
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>>528520457you would be one of these shit posters
>>528520121Who knows? That's what I'm here to find out.
One thing I can say for sure that I don't play like Mortal.
Although it's a long term project since I still need to play ranked for dust.
>deal in on the 6 times sujitrapped riichi
>deal in on the turn 4 riichi with honor
>deal in on the sotogawa + sujitrapped 1m
>turn after turn
Sigh. I should honestly stop giving a shit about what my opponents are doing and just push my hands and fucking kill them.
>>528520316but jellyjonger knows there's nothing to fear
>>528520710Yeah, but the song's pattern doesn't work like that.
Is there a tier list of what Hogwarts house each jyanshi would belong to? I think Momoer would be a Hufflepuff!
The main mistake I keep making when playing ranked is thinking my opponents know how to play the game as well as I do.
But the truth is that they are just luckshitting and somehow getting early tenpais with good waits and their pushes are never punished.
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Atoru
>>528519757this were my stats vs mortal.
1st = 0
2nd = 3
3rd = 3
4th = 6
2/4/4/4/3/4/3/4/3/2/3/4/4/2
at the time i was m1 looper. (i was unlucky)
>>528521204>not adjusting your style based on enemy statsgitgud
>>528521240>NTR smileholy based
>>528521359This is something you do only in throne, nigger.
I have perfected Adept.
Please pray for my 5th win.
>>528521570Anon, that's not a smile: that's her face melting into the void unreality.
>>528521648never gonna make it out of silver like that
>>528521679Whose alt are you?
>>528521872I am your alt.
>>528521570Stop being brown
>>528519574I-I'm just collecting sands for league...
It was a fun game though.
ggs cuties!
>Risking Everything At The Biggest Rare Book Fair In The World
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>>528522649There are antiquarian Mr Beast sloptubers now?
> Scin 2 -87.5
so they benched him?
>>528521679FUCK MY LIFE
FUCK HAGS
I HATE BEING A LUCKLET
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ron dabe!
>>528523050what does this mean?
>>528523050i can't read. what room is that?
>>528522940>Adeptchad>no training wheelsYou're a fraud
cute
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>>528523050Is this the worst move ever?
-600 in one afternoon
I am going to kill myself
>>528523226you deserved that
>>528523226Have you tried winning?
>>528523050second most deserved ron
>>528523293he doesn't deserve anything
>>528520457bird hag is cheating again
Where's my morning paper?
>>528522842that faggot has busy schedule yet insist join the league every year
>>528523521deserve's got nothing to do with it
>>528523575i really wish they'd censor these classic antisemitic tropes
>>528523712Zodiacs lost the league, so no more OC from them
>>528523575never noticed she had a little fang.
>>528523939teapots are the only losers
>>528523226Rookie numbers
Come back when you derank
>>528523939but paper's not their oc
Chanta and ittsu should be worth 2 han open. Riichi-tanyao-pinfu-red 5 is far too good.
is there a playlist with all the league 6 vods somewhere?
>>528521165What about what Overlord character you would be if you were isekai'd in Yggdrasil?
No one cares about your master 1 opinion, frognigger.
>>528524386not playing your game frank
>>528524367There's a playlist with SOME league 6 vods, anything streamed by the furrynigger is not there
>>528524214What is their OC then?
Oh, they have nothing? Guess Hanner team wins again.
>>528524467that's a shame, where can i find the playlist?
>>528524578did you forget "that" video already
>>528524647apparently. what video?
>>528524605In the same place where you can find the playlists for league 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5
>>528524467>anything streamed by the furrynigger is not thereStop with this shit lie
>make an account on the pinzu betting site
>someone else is already using the same password
>he went all in on teapots
>>528524893>he went all in on teapotsAbsolutely based.
>>528523050>could wait for ton pon and then literally any honor for yakuman or even double/triple yakuman if you get lucky draws>could riichi for a likely kazoe>could target nyagger or dealer>retard souless dama baiman instead that doesn't accomplish anything of note
>>528524893when they hit -1000 points it will underflow to +2256
it will not be fixed
they will instantly win league
>>528524993>baimanNot even.
>>528524740i can't find it on the repo, please sir it's for oc
>>528525310https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk/edit?gid=0#gid=0
>>528525310In the same place where you can find the playlists for league 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5
they're all deleted
>>528525165Initial chii already tried that and it didn't work.
saw you guys got the cups
wtf is this game?
>>528525730simply a tile matching game
>>528525730one that causes great pain and angst in our anons, run while you can
Just wanted to apologize for drunkenly shitposting up the end of the last thread. I was responsible for probably over 25% of the posts being made. ju-8.png
>>528525730Little girls shouldn't do that
To play mahjong like a retard and still winning, this is what it's all about.
wow i can't believe saints have to make these reads in jade
>>528526382what the fuck is with these tiles
>>528526382>"schizophrenia guide my foresight">guess is totally wrong and retarded IRLYeah.
First time ever playing Sanma! At least I can't lose any points when I don't have any.
>>528525730this is little girls general, we occasionally play tile game togeher
>>528526659Fold when someone calls riichi next time.
Even if you have a 3 dora iishanten.
should i wait till i pay money for jane before i play more ranked? ive been having horrible luck for the past 2 weeks despite my mortal and maka rating unchanging
>>528526771anon you're going to drop your tiles...
>>528526771Now make a mega mahjongatron
>>528526771I can't imagine doing this, my hands would start shaking and I'd smack half the tiles off the bridge.
>>528526742I don't care about winning here actually, I just want to build big hands for fun as relaxation without dealing with the usual bullshit
>>528526889what's the worst that can happen?
>>528527013ground not even enough
>>528527364That hole was made for me
Bird-brained reporter Aya Shameimaru here with the sixth issue of the Bunbunmaru Shinbun. Couldn't make the bake but we have a crossword for you this week, give it a try! And as always I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
PDF download (intended format): http://bunbunmaru.news/collab/Bunbunmaru%20Issue%206.pdf
Full quality JPEGs of each page:
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>>528527612>Aya Shamemeumaru hereCan I have a comment on the recent shota allegations?
https://files.catbox.moe/3vtrfu.png
>took a break from mahjong
>miss sexy ransei outfit
It's so over...
On the upside. i finally made it out of adept while being out of country and playing on US evening hours.
Felt like easy mode.
>>528527612>Editor's Note: I love these, keep it upYet it's not on page one. Yup, you're going in the game.
>>528527707>DONT OP>B LIE INGop
op
op
Jet Set bench the experts
>>528528170W-what happened to the original Cynthia-6.png?
>>528523939The Bunbunmaru remains wholly independently owned and unaffiliated with Zodiac Jyanshi
>>528526051I did the other 75%. I'm not apologizing.
>>528528336>worst player has the 2nd most gameswhat more do you want
>>528526382early 6m and 4s tell the whole story
>>528527612Great job as always.
>>528528517>what more do you wantNot having one player with 11 games played and another with 10
>>528526382it wouldn't be a retarded read if he took other ponds into account, but the whole
>HE DROPPED NAKASUJI SO IT'S CHANTA 100%is fucking retarded
fkmt never actually played mahjong
>>528528867>one player with 11 games played and another with 10But that's literally in every team
>>528528916also they do this weird thing in Ten where whenever they see a normal looking pond, they assume the opponent is building a sanshoku.
>>528529080you literally can't have a winning hand in a fukumoto manga if it doesn't include sanshoku
it's like sanshoku is the fucking kuitan of showa era mahjong
>>528529080sanshoku and closed ittsu are the most common yaku anon
all you have to do is believe and reject mentanpin riichi that will never win, obviously, go back 3 shanten to wait on dama jigoku and win a much less valuable but very cool hand that flow gifted to you because you're the chosen one
>>528527936You'll get to see it rerun this Halloween, it's not like she'll get another one for 1-2 more years.
>>528529361>>528529473That's cool and all, but where's the mahjong?
I wanted to play ranked yonma but instead queued for ranked sanma
there it is
there it is again
>>528527612I only read the headlines on frontpage
>>528529850You queued for the right mode!
>>528529678where was this picture originally from?
google doesn't know
Is learning to touch type properly worth it? I've heard that it can fuck up your hand.
>>528530239Touch this *unzips*
>>528530239That's like saying holding a knife and fork properly fucks up your hand.
Who doesn't know how to touch type?
You have to be ludicrously young or ludicrously old to not
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koko standard rules
room theme:
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>>528530136It's up on the booru
https://mjgbooru.com/post/2918
>>528530239>I've heard that it can fuck up your handyou can risk it or type like this for the rest of your life
>not homeless, schizo, or unemployed enough to fit in with my teammates โฆ
Okay, how many of you cunts actually use your pinky instead of your ring finger to type?
>>528530239i've read "type" as "tile" and didn't understand what occult mumbling is this
>>528531774>he doesn't understand how to properly handle his tiles to draw out maximum flowNGMI
>>528519371 (OP)I'm going to slam my dick on my keyboard once and immediately post:
asdfghjkl;'
>>528531671>right pinky areano one fucking does this
for anything past the yellow the whole hand moves since you frequently need to use the home/end block anyways
and left side is going differ depending on if you grew up on wasd or arrow keys
what is the single worst emote in Mahjong Soul?
>>528532327i cant even fucking tell whats going on in here
whoever this new emote artist is, he / she sucks ass
>>528532359that is pretty good
WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND
AND SUGAR WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I'LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
A LOADED GOD COMPLEX COCK IT AND PULL IT
>>528532327i get what the artist was going for, but it's barely intelligible especially at ingame emote size
>>528528916>fkmt never actually played mahjongWasn't he a pro at some point?
>>528532214Yeah but you still type those symbols with your pinky.
>>528530962uh oh.... stinky
>>528532327good fucking god those tiny hands
no way in hell he finished drawing that and though to himself that was acceptable
>>528532574fooocking 'ell mate momer is so fine I'm gon' have SEX with 'er
>>528532283half of the new outfit emotes are bad, it's hard to even think of a context to use them in
>>528530239It's kinda overrated in terms of actual utility unless your job is pure typing but it's worth it just to dab on your typelet coworkers. Bonus points if you use the loudest keyboard imaginable so your clacks can be heard on the other end of your floor.
>>528532598no, I move my ring finger to type braces and quotes
pinky is for system keys and bottom row
>>528530962started again!
>>528532120>typed on an iphone mini 12 touchscreen
>>528532923ngmi ladyfingers
>>528532327why does he have 3 legs?
>>528532876I'm at around 130 WPM without actually doing proper touch typing (I don't use my pinky or thumb for space). I'm just not sure if it's worth learning to do it properly.
>>528532283You're just trying to hit the image limit sooner, aren't you?
>>528532845What exactly do you mean by any of that?
THE /MJG/ ELITE
WE MAKE A STAAAAAAAAAAND
I think too slow for the extra WPM to be effective anywaysโฆ
>>528533056>t. never used picrel
>>528528916>nakasujiWhy are sub-saints incapable of using this term correctly? Is it a low IQ thing?
>>528533236The end goal is just being able to type without looking, not speed.
>>528533553The only one that I've managed to find a use for is delete.
>>528533439Is the /mjg/ elite full of pedos just like the irl elite?
>>528533594what do you call 456 then teapotkek
>QUICK! WATCH THIS BEFORE THEIR LAWYERS! The UNBELIEVABLE BUSINESS PRACTICES OF BYD... REVEALED!
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>>528530239Waste of time. What most limits output rate is knowing what you're writing, not the speed of your typing.
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>>528533553Those arenโt symbols you twat and how often do you use that row. Obviously anyone also uses 3 fingers for the arrow keys.
>>528533553insert pageup pagedown are pretty usefull
I thought we were meant to be the boomer general. Why can't half of you type?
>>528533836>insertHow? What the fuck do you use it for? I've only typed that key accidentally.
>retards ITT never used ctrl+shift shortcuts
>>528532120I tried and I failed to actuate any key
>>528534078The what shortcuts?
For me it's ctrl+del/ctrl+backspace
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>>528534057it's a default keybind in some roguelikes i've played in the past
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I can't find the any key
>>528533893>touch typing with index fingersholy based
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>"press any button to continue"
>press the power button
>game shuts off
>>528534312Fuck you nigger
>>528534312I have that bound to my logitech MX Master 3s. Allows me to close tab with only one hand.
>>528532214I use my pinky, why not?
I just used it to type this question mark.
For me, it's Fn + del and Opt + del.
I'm good at typing one-handed
>ctrl+l
>ctrl+tab
>ctrl+t
>ctrl+shift+t
>ctrl+w
you will never need a mouse to use browsers again
Press Alt + F4 to download more ram
>>528527612Crossword spoilers.
Thanks, this was fun and pretty tough. I had to look up some clues but overall it was pretty doable. I liked the mahjong wordplay, good job whoever put it together.
>>528534651But did you find the secret Zodiac Jyanshi clue hidden within the crossword?
>>528534706Wtf, I love Yuzu now.
Is anon a ctrl + arrowkey or (shift) + backspace navigator? Choose wisely
>>528534858Cynthia would never say that
>>528534769YOU SAID THE PAPER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM, YOU FUCKING DONKEY
>>528534920I use my mouse
I have to google "degrees" everytime I want to type (ยฐ)
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>>528535416Why not just type (ยฐ)?
>>528535416bro your circumflex+shift? oh wait hamburgers don't have that
shaking my head ยฐwยฐ
>>528529864why did he keep it?
>>528534651I did most of it myself, except I got stuck at:
>italian boules/swedish guy crossover letter>peanut sauce (had dama as damaten without other info)>godfather actress locked out the entire bottom left corner except ear and tea
>>528535539Okay smartass where's the ยฐ key?
>>528535416Both GNOME and Windows have ways to look up symbols.
>>528535773left to the 1 key, retard
>>528534651>>528535741Also wait, how is vassal supposed to be a clue for liege? Those are opposite things.
>>528535892That's the squigglies key
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>>528535773You just have to press and | at the same time
>>528535734psychological warfare
foolish players try to mask where their danger zone is
wise players fake a new danger zone out of nowhere
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>>528534789>sanankou chiihouhow is this wrong
>>528535946that one is next to ร key, your keyboard might be broken. have you tried refreshing your cache?
>>528536074Diego y Glot >>>>>> anything else
Am I allowed to look things up for the crossword? Never solved one before. I know nothing's stopping me from doing it but do boomers usually look things up when solving their dailies on the paper?
>>528535416That's Opt + 0
>>528536324dude what? are you 12?
>>528536324>do boomers usually look things up when solving their dailies on the paper?No, that's cheating, if we can't solve it we just wait until the next paper issue to see the answers
>>528536324You can look up the skirt
>>528536324No one ever solved a single crossword before google existed.
>>528536324What the fuck is the point if you gonna look up the answers. Retarded much?
>>528535741I also put it down as damaten for most of the puzzle, I've only ever seen people write yamiten once or twice.
Luckily I'm Scandinavian so I know who Ibsen is, that's a really hard clue though.
Also the band is called Steely Dan not "Steelie" which pissed me off.
>>528536714Yeah, last one threw me off the trail
How is this Sanma play called?
>>528536581I don't mean the answers straight up, I mean things the crossword is assuming I know like what the capital of Colombia is or what the prefix of trillion is.
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>>528536887did he think he queued yonma
>>528536951Your geographic education notwithstanding, the last one should be extremely easy.
>>528536887he's shifting the tile order to draw houtei, standard sanma play really
>>528536951So you are retarded
>>528537530i don't see it
Damn I wish I was this good at sanma
>>528537113>>528537228Got both of them after thinking a little more.
>>528530962GG, thanks for the kanful games
>>528530962GGs, sorry I kinda got a little distracted halfway
>>528530962ggs fun games! two dead daisangens...
>>528536887"I don't need this and I'm scared I might deal-in"
Is it legal to use cats as target practice? Asking for a friend.
>>528538638it wasn't just flu shots?
>>528538769Why is your Cynthia different
>Last week of league
>Still good vibes and people talking in team chat daily
I-is this how it's supposed to be? It's always been a barren wasteland a week in for me...
>>528539213My league 5 chat is more active than my league 6 chat.
>>528539213Haha, the gang's all here...
>>528539126He turned up the vibrancy.
>>528538769proof that she's purple and not blue
>>528539445>check irc>it's my team
20km circle tour done
I will make a zip or upload the pics to mega for collage anon instead of shitting up the thread with ~30+ pics once I get home, hopefully he is around and he will see it
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>>528539445>his team isn't chatting as we speak
>>528538769It's recommended.
>>528540095Cum on that hatsu or I won't believe you did it
If I knew about /mjg/uesser I would have taken pics when I was on my work trip in the mountains.
>>528540095climb into a tight cave
>>528540095i onece lost a til that way
>>528540095>ladder and side railDo you need some yellow paint for your 'nature' hike?
>>528540486I came prepared for you kodomoposter, you are getting predictable
>>528540676never late to post pics from your /out/ings with mahjong tiles if you don't mind the extra weight
Hello /mjg/-sama~!
Our adorable maids are back again with another delight from the YakuPara Cat Cafe!
It looks innocentโ
But bite once, and youโll reveal...
I-IPEIKOU trick!
Introducing our next showcase: Iipeikou Sandwich~!
A toast to the most classic of combosโsimple, symmetrical, and oh-so-satisfying~
Just like the yaku itself, this sandwich is only served in one special way: totally sealed (no open melds allowed)!
Look closelyโฆ is that two identical fillings? Or are your eyes playing tricks on you?
Only you can tell~ ;)
Perfectly paired with:
>Tanyao Tea
>Sanshoku Smoothie
Order as a set and get 25% off your beverage!
The promo only available for this week only, so what are you waiting for, /mjg/-sama~?
More menu showcases coming soon, so stay tuned!
See you again on the next one!
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So I tried Riichi City and Mahjong soul but can't understand why Mahjong Soul is more popular. Riichi City has everything MS has and more. I miss spamming phrases mid match. Is it because people have already sunk lots of money in MS?
So I tried Himejong and Mahjong soul but can't understand why Mahjong Soul is more popular. Himejong has everything MS has and more. I miss spamming phrases mid match. Is it because people have already sunk lots of money in MS?
>>528541137It's a national park and people die in this canyon every year despite the ladders and siderails
Last time was a firefighter who tried to save someone stuck in there with a broken leg
I tried Riichi City and it is literally the best game ever made. The gacha is so generous. I am thankful to Lord Frank, hallowed be xer name, for such a wonderful creation. I am spending 500$ in it now, and encourage everyone to do the same.
>>528541427Yes most MS players suffer from sunk cost fallacy they don't want to admit that they are missing on the better client
>>528541260yacuparacatcafe with the school caffeteria experience
>>528541427try better cuck
>>528527612Great read as always.
Say my name!
I give you three hints
My favourite yaku is tanyao
my favourite hand is daisangen
my favourite fetish is futanari
>>528541427/mjg/ has a weirdly large proportion of paypigs, for what is a mahjong client with a cosmetic gacha. More so than actual gacha generals from what I've seen.
>riichi city shill finally came back
I missed you
>>528541609I have a strict no $500 on collabs until a figurehead has crossdressed as the characters in the collab policy, Frank is going to have to step up his game if he wants to get my money.
>>528541536Hime is unironically a better game, it would have killed MJS if there was an english TL available.
>>528541427Stop being frank
>>528541260Nigga that's like 95% bread
>>528541260i'm hungry now
>>528541621I thought it was something like Genshin brain rot. People don't realize their money was wasted the moment they spent $100 on a single skin.
>>528541915You're retarded. I am new to these clients and tried them both now. I'm going back to RC.
>>528541915kek the RCtranny ?
who got exposed by the the kakek?
>>528542118can you start doing the forgot the link meme again... just one more time...
Stop posting nyagger in /svg/ you piece of shit
>>528541260man you niggas cant
>stream>draw>cook>take photos>play mahjongis there anything /mjg/ can do
Mahjong BLITZ (3 seconds, no tips)
gotta go fast!
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>>528542292Yes but we need to meet in person
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>>528541847Fuuka edit doko?
>>528542051>toast is breadLOL LMAO EVEN
power level chads how we doing?
>>528542472There's a $500 prize pool and I was tempted to try my chances, assuming the player pool isn't very skilled
but I'm not sure if it's worth it
paging LUKEGAWD himeposter, paging LUKEGAWD himeposter
My tummy hurts and I have to go work in 2 hours
>>528542472>>528542774>trannies in riichi mahjong....why did this happen
>>528542774>win and everyone laughs at you for being the pride month champion>lose and everyone laughs at you for joining a pride month tournament and not even being able to beat a bunch of trannies
>>528542956Eat more fiber
>>528543089what are some good and tasy sources of fiber xenia
>>528543045yeah that
also I'm expecting some schizo to lurk there in advance, and then start schizoposting with my >name in the thread if I join
>>528542774I'm what you could call a fruity person but I would never join a garbage event like that, don't get groomed anon.
>>528542465still 2/4. please join
>>528543219>Avg idol master enjoyer
>>528542465full, and started
>>528543219>a stupid faggot little cocksucker
WWYD - furiten riichi, dama or something else?
>>528543045some of them are just gay
>>528542774>participate>win>wait until transaction happens>call them all the slurs of the dictionaryit's that simple
>>528543756furiten riichi
>>528543756furiten reach
wide wait and you want tsumo anyway
>>528543629I sucked cock on VRchat before
how the fuck do these troons even find their way here?
>>528543756cut 9m, aim for ssk tanyao.
absolute state of /mjg/ today
>>528543756i kind of want to just discard 9m because the sanmenchan isn't that great with 6 left but how bad can it be to just riichi
Yeah if you think that's bad, I can tell you I haha i made you look you little faggot wanted to read another gay faggot story didn't you? little cocksucker faggot fuccboi
>>528544204That's the mikotroon from my team grinchlantis
i think i prefer namesposting over lgbtposting
VRchat? When I got my headset I installed VR and had fun walking around some of the worlds muting anyone who even dared to speak to me and then uninstalling it.
lgbt? I just call them faggots
>>528544574Kill yourself.
I'm reading Dungeon Tower. It's pretty good.
lgbt? I only know the tee on rgb
It would be solved with a koko
odds - go get my hair done and miss league
evens - watch league and get my hair done next week
0 - goon and miss league and don't go anywhere else today
>bravo burgers
>bravo yurops
truly /mjg/'s best posters all live in asia
>>528543871>>528543908>>528544262>>528544291The loss of my tanyao sanshoku dora 2 was frustrating, but I opted for the furiten riichi anyway - fairly good wait, tsumo is huge and 1m gives the ittsu takame.
Wasn't sure at that point if damaing and trying to find non-furiten, maybe tanyao improvements would be better. Maybe you could play it either way.
MAKA heavily prefers riichi, Mortal is 50-50.
>>528545234SEAniggers are the worst posters on every general.
>>528545005killy and yuva in mjsoul when
>>528545212league it is
https://live.fc2.com/84503510/
Table B:
Bakyou Heat (17.4),
Yakupara Cat Cafรฉ (-91.1)
Team 9 in a circle (-231.8),
Zodiac Jyanshi (-310.9)
my yakupara niggas better win today or I'm going to punch them on the dick
>>528545212>go get my hair doneis that...?
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TO here
it's the last week so it's time for the surprise
the uma was a lie and we are only counting kans
here is how it changes the standings
>>528545642no one has been benched, our adeptchad literally has no more slots in his timezone
We have a lot of lgbt players in mahjong community and some are really strong like Klaudia
http://mahjong-europe.org/ranking/Players/14990024.html
>>528543816I wonder how much damage this would do.
I think it would probably shut down the LGBT community riichi mahjong wise, or at least make riichi city ever more hated
>>528545770>nothing changes
>>528545770>Akuyaku is more soulful than any other top4 teambravo
>>528527612Maka for touney and friendlies.. Limitless in friendlies?
>>528542460Doin ya mom!
D-d-d-doin ya mom!
You know we straight we doin ya mom!
>>528545770>team 9 at the bottomwhat the fuck??????
>>528542472When we needed ywnbaw7 the most... he vanished
>>528545843Well why did you niggers take up all his slots? You clearly knew he wouldn't be able to play later
>>528545847>can't join gay tournaments because everyone will assume you're a tranny as trannies are the biggest attention whores of the LGTV fandom
>>528545245Maybe the bots don't like go back iishanten? I feel like the hand shape look really nice to draw around, you can call for tanyao too. Furiten riichi backfires hard if others chase, which toimen or kami might with that discard pond.
nothing in the guidelines says you need to be gay or trans to participate
>>528546452I think the potential value here with tsumo is just too high to go back in shanten
furiten riichi isn't too bad and the payoff is gargantuan
ANYTHING BUT SANSHOKU, PLEASE FUKUMOTO
>>528545847Why are finns like this?
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>>528546579They do a blood test to see if you are gay or not
I don't give a shit if someone is gay, queer or any sort of trans identity. It's when they're loud, obnoxious and an attention whore when it's a problem. Like the schizo and the retarded hag.
>>528545770>captain BEGS me to stop kanning when i do>commentators left speechless>never stop>it was all worth itwhos laughing now, my team is saved.
>I don't give a shit if someone is gay, queer or any sort of trans identity
I do. They all should kill themselves and that goes for you too
>>528546778Honestly straitoids are more annoying than LGBTQ people in /mjg/.
>>528546778>schizo and the retarded hagWhich one?
>>528546778>the schizoWhich one? They are dime a dozen.
>one week remaining
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>528546778this, I'm fine with fags but the mikos trying to erp at every other post are annoying
>>528546920>>528546984>>528547034The nigger doing the AI slop songs and the nigger hag that posts his own name during burger hours.
why sanmenchan never win????
>>528547321But ERPing is how you bond with other anons...
/mjg/ league 6: EU 20 Table A
https://www.twitch.tv/oontoitoikissa
Pinzu Pumpers 350.1, currently in 5th
Jet Set Riichi 210.9, currently in 7th
ๆตทๅบXI -370.8, currently in 16th
Legend of the Celestial Teapot -923.7, currently in 18th
I miss when gay mikos only attentionwhored by showing how much dosh they had
>>528547707The j is for /jong/ and the g is for gay.
>>528547712it doesn't have soul
>>528547820Put the Aru down NOW
>>528547891Another poomping session
>>528542465ggs time for league
>>528546654Sanshoku is a skill yaku.
>>528542465ggs
Just in time for telly
>>528547891-1000K INCOMING THE TEA MUST BE BREWED THE TEA MUST BE BREWED THE TEA MUST BE BREWED THE TEA MUST BE BREWED THE TEA MUST BE BREWED THE TEA MUST BE BREWED THE TEA MUST BE BREWED THE TEA MUST BE BREWED
>>528542465GGs. Thanks for joining
>>528547321>I am fine with fag but not the average fag behaviour
>>528548215>just will ssk into existence as you pleaseobviously someone else at the table also gets it
>>528545410>KillyIt's hard to have voicelines for a protagonist who just doesn't talk
>>528548394>just will ssk into existencethis is valid mahjong strategy thoughbeit?
>>528547712>actually loses to long sujiits the weakest shape
Where is the jonger Xenia alt stream? cynthia-7.png
>/jong/ sent out their menhera streamer again
Not sure if I watch /mjg/'s stream or listen to be squeal and cry like a pig.
>>528548698He's dead again
>dogshit 100 pts master cost me the game
Now I remember why I don't play this garbage game anymore
aru-3
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>>528548832A-anon! That's NOT what he meant!
When are we playing poko?
>>528549493When MJS and RC are in maintenance.
>tile acceptance is good
>gay acceptance is bad
>>528549576gay acceptance is when you drop a tile from an ankou that could very well be a toitoi hand because you want to aim for chiitoi
>ryankan extensions never happen
Sorry, we only win pure straights here.
>TO luckshitting
Nice script
a second junchan has hit the table
Your oshi? Yup, going in the game. She gets a special scene.
good script, TO. actually didn't expect this one
>>528550369With me, right?
https://x.com/PlayAotenjo/status/1937088882799255911
our secret weapon? yeah it's her.
Alright, I'm giving up on Zodiac Jyanshi.
All in on Yakupara
I fucking hate this game, retards deal into the most obvious shit but if I ever get a great hand everybody dodges like they are Jackie Chan.
Even in this game, I almost went 4th after idiots ran into obvious waits and slowly bled me with tsumos.
god I want to plap xenia's tits so bad
Did you like the script, everyone?
Did I mention my team has 2 TOs?
bought into the Bakyou dip
>>528552850Well? What's his input?
Nigger TO with his Nigger script and Nigger Collusion
/jong/ actually ruining a fun game.
>>528554454t. Well-poisoner.
>deal in emote
>never deals in
>pushes and wins everytime
>>528554491>wwyd that requires the bakyou Gay
>racist outfits rerun
I need that sheep ass
>>528555151bakyou was provided thoughbeit
>>528555412I didn't read that shit
>>528555572stay retarded shitposter-tan
>>528555613>banning 25k customers over a glitch you've createdBravo yoniggers
>>528555613how do you even cheat in blue archive
>>528555652I'm not taking account my placement or round wind unless they specifically state bakyou matters
>>528555948so they got banned for having mjs accounts huh
>>528555815>find door left unlocked >rob home What the fuck why am I being arrested
>>528555815that's Nexon = gook though.
>>528555869How new? First time seeing a MajSoul WWYD?
>>528556039>abusing a glitch in a videogame is actually exactly like robbing a house and a permanent ban over a server rollback is completely justifiedFucking kys you corposhill
Stop gaslighting people into forcing gay ass yakumans that will never complete
>>528555815Chances are, those players were f2p, so not a loss.
>gacha shitskins are crying about cheating in wrong general
>>528556324I can't wait to see the news of their HQ being set on fire by a random incel.
>>528556423I'm omw right now
>>528556423Their HQ is in Korea not Indonesia.
>>528556324f2p are still necessary to generate money 2bh
>>528556520Their HQ is in Japan, anonchama.
And an angry jap already set Kyoani's studio on fire all on his own.
>>528557458Cheating in gacha is probably punished by death in Japan
WAIT
WHAT
TWO MAINTENANCES
are you fucking telling me tonight is NOT the maintenance for June's release?
and i have to wait for a second, longer maintenance tomorrow?
what the ACTUAL fuck
>>528557649you would never guess from playing mahjong but the cheaters are actually all seaniggers and chinks so the japs dont get to say much about it.
>>528558080it's just a tournament lobby maintenance, don't pretend you're playing in a tournament during those 30 minutes
>>528558157I AM, FUCK YOU
>>528555394This one is actually funny. Bravo for real
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>only a single teapot player with a positive score
https://www.novelupdates.com/series/green-tea-villainess-fails/
Is this why teapots are losing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDkI97x7yBc
>>528559474why would you jinx me like that I still have a game to play wtf
>>528560243Check this out
https://files.catbox.moe/cyes9w.mp4
>the only positive teapot player is a jonger
>>528559474Wait for my 8 hour renchan hell.
>>528560629their bottom two players are jongers too
No more fucking around. My strongest jyanshis will be playing 12 games each if we are to have any shot of qualifying.
>>528558157>>528558612no i'm not but why the FUCK isn't TONIGHT the Jane release?
My captain just benched me.
*casts a spell to put Teapot back into top 8 contention*
I just benched my captain.
I wish they'd bench me, it's starting to look like I'm the one that's going to play the pivotal qualifier match
>>528560949not even a high watamage would be able to pull that off
Shinjicat, stop running away and play your matches!
If you go +250 but job the last session to knock your team out of quali contention you still get the heat
>>528560949https://streamable.com/ffafw2
Preview of teapots game
>>528561327i read it as watapon
>>528561514Kiss your saints!
>>528561327they make it to 8th?
>>528561632Can I kiss my adepts?
>>528562051Sure, but there's the chance of one of them being a jonger so you might catch some illness
>>528562051On the lips??!?
Jonger this, jonger that, at least I don't like futa.
>>528561327>anime voicevtubers aren't hated hard enough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRX6ETHtQVM
>get home
>no koko
Majsoul Friends Room 58668(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=58668
blitz notips with local yaku
room theme: https://youtu.be/NyU_yp8U8EU
>>528562807Tower is the worst offender though?
>>528547891VOD koko: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-nZ6IqvHK0
>>528564064>no tipi'm spitting in your food
>>528564332I'm not forcing anyone to join
>>528564332But that's the only good part of that ruleset
>>528564332do anon know how to play mahjong here.
right?
>>528564615I want to force myself on hat
>>528565340hat is an israeli?
with so many players benched by their captains can I join late as a merc?
>>528562996gg
you like how I copied the hell wait from your character? XD
>>528562996ggs
uumensai is hard to force, even with chiitoi
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>>528562996ggs, that uumesnai sanshoku was not meant to be it seems
gotta sleep now, thanks for joining the fun anons
Why won't my team call me a retard and bench me?
>>528568068it was great, the hatsu tanki caught me off guard, hats off for the performance
>>528568312thanks bro. Good game you played well just unlucky
>>528568264Because we're all retards, just take a look at the scoreboard
New female riichi city streamer just dropped
https://www.twitch.tv/tristialacria
>>528568832>climbing m1amazing
https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/120065867/12.9
>>528569035she was talking about dama and shit earlier so I assume she knows a thing or two about how to play well
>>528569147>she was talking about dama and shit earlier so I assume she knows a thing or two about how to play well
I just want cheaterangels team not to qualify
drunk mahjong is the way
you stop worrying
you start being free
I've never played so well before
>>528568772it's zero sum tho
>>528568832speaking of streamers, I recently followed this one. I love the way she says hmmm
https://www.youtube.com/live/4_F4-m9Yttg?si=nSJzwIl3efWnTCwi
>>528570326You could at least post a timestamp of when she says it.
>>528534651thank you, I made the crossword along with the rest of the paper, though another anon playtested it
>>528534651>click spoiler>get spoiledi always forget what those are for desu
>>528568832Spam this in the aspie thread on /vt/ and kys
>>528565745My fuarking hero...
I have to work 6 days this weekn
>>528573249I don't want to post my work schedule
>>528573636just post your social insurance number
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/131911769
>>528570557Literally everytime she thinks. It's a habit I find cute
>>528574129Leia does this
>>528574173i think you just want to fuck this jpg
How bad is shadowverse monetization?
>>528574356I definitely want some yoshi yoshi iiko iiko ASMR that's for sure
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>>528527612cool crossword so far, but what's a hotsu?
>>528574857Literally this while getting jerked off
>>528574964you are, hot stuff
>third place first row sanmenchan pinfu nomi
what goes through the mind of these people? I genuinely cannot fathom why they just don't press the fucking button
>>528575553It's based is what it is
>>528575553Depends on the bakyou
>>528575553you wouldn't get it luckshitter
>>528574964anon-chama, your __a...
Update Fantasy League standings, my team's getting a massive boost
does maintenance start today or tomorrow
I'm 28 and still a virgin
>>528576282come to summer camp, we know how to handle people like you
>>528576282Don't come to summer camp. They'll beat you in a pulp and rob you
>no telly
What am I supposed to do at work now
>>528575854here's one example. he tsumo'd on the next turn
like how can you look at this and have any other thought than "riichi"? it's just baffling to me
I don't mind not paying the ippatsumo tax though
>>528576282I became a wizard last year.
>>528576639Iipeikou upgrade, tanyao upgrade, both?
>>528576639You're playing mahjong with... ghosts!?
>>528576874Posting here with you guys should be proof enough...
>>528576767yeah if only there was something that just gave you that 1 han outright without having to gamble on drawing one of the four tiles left that could improove your hand for 1 han
just insane to me
https://x.com/mfg573/status/1937073151260991675
>>528577220Dogshit value hand, not even worth wasting a stick on and hoping for ura
>>528577535terminal retardation
the mahjong fight girls character designs really get me.
>>528577337Hannah should've been this fat
>>528577654I'm a 4 han minimum kind of guy
>>528578026yeah i see your kind in jade all the time
>>528527612high quality as always
aru-4
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Majsoul Terminal Retardation Room 40074(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=40074
>>528579783I want to join but eyem not retarded
>>528576725I became a wizard this year, but where are my magic powers?
My magic power? Repelling w*men.
It's been 3 years and I have no robes
It is ok to be a wizard. Love will come to you when you need it the most.
>become a wizard
>gets debuffed with gout, diabetes and hair loss
not worth it
>>528580182You touched your penis, you are powerless
>>528580679aren't fat people the only ones who get gout?
>>528580182Iโm sorry to inform you that someone mustโve stolen them in your sleep
>>528580182Are you sure you're a wizard? Maybe you were diddled when you were little and forgot about it.
>>528580679you forgor your koromo
>>528580812there's a couple different causes. Some people just have bad metabolisms
>>528580812It's not exclusive to fat people and can occur if you have high blood sugar or consume a lot red and organ meats. My case is the latter
>>528581562When are you going to take your meds, ****?
Don't reply to me if you are either novice, adept, expert, matxhdyster, saint or celestial.
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>>528581562what do I win?
>>528581720im going to kick your fucking ass
>>528581259sorry about that anon, I hear it hurts like a bitch
my (fat) coworker complains about it non-stop
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>>528577337Why is the fast riichi character a fat sloth?
>>528581945I've never had a wet dream but I've been jackin' since I could
>>528580679just dont drink alcohol
>>528581259that doesnt explain the beetus, you are fat and balding https://youtu.be/ehjLp9OC9eM?si=0IywNmpLLmjhN1o0
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>>528582143>just don't live
It's tough being a celestial
>>528519371 (OP)MY HAND'S STILL MISSING A PAIR
>>528581950it's manageable but there was a point where I just wished I got my foot amputated with how painful it is
>>528582151wish I was fat so can live my ideal life of fat bald rapeman
>>528582646If you wouldn't get it without having unrestricted access to the 90s internet
>>528579783gg if you think about it i won because i'm the most retarded
>>528581264where did you find this picture of me
>>528579783gg
Captcha:TVWHY
>>528581562Okay okay, that one was too easy.
Prillya rerun when?
https://x.com/uzoHmuzo/status/1937117554692206906
>>528581945Only wet dreams I've had were about my sister.
>>528583397understandable
>>528519757>why in the world mortal discarded thiscause it had an amazing hand? yakuman tenpai with a baiman on ron, that's an automatic push.
I think itis time to update my filters
What's the smartest thing Aru said?
>>528583819"I have no proofs, but I have no doubts either."
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>>528583819Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships - Aru
>>528583819please put me down miko
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>>528584109Not him but my sister looks like furless Hannah
>>528583819"I won 4th place!"
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>>528584184Do you think she could do with a bit of fur?
>>528583819i'm off the pill
>>528583819>this many arufags in /mjg/shiroko-7.png
>>528584184Any chance I could have sex with her?
>>528584184she has a furless tail and kemonomimi?!
ichihime-7.png
>>528584367le... shirokoenvy!
>>528584519le... work?!
shiroko-2.png
>>528584541it's actually seakeks obsessed with burgers
zero mahjong related posts within the last hour
My skin
Brown
My oshi
a whore
what happens if two players kan the same tile?
fujitakana-6.png
>>528584794closest to dealer clockwise gets it
Teams without Adepts should get a penalty of 1.5 times the score of the player with the lowest score in all league (the jonger one)
>>528519961THE MJG ATEHJU FIGHT ALL NIGHT
>>528584853But what if they a sharing a chair
>>528585062Then they play musical chairs
>>528584726Why would anyone want to talk about mahjong?
Go to /jong/ if you want actual mahjong discussion
>>528585614Sorry, did you say something?
I jong on cat she hiss a p*n*s
why can't i post pictures
yubaihua-5.png
>I open IRC
>cardslop
>I open the thread
>blue archive slop
haet my cheat lv imitations
>>528519371 (OP)HYAAAA SHAAAAA SORYAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Goon sesh was so good I feel like I could win at Mahjong
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i aint jack off in 5 days that nut was Pack a Punched i was screaming
>>528519371 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo_fGm6mD8Q
'biki
himekawahibiki-0.png
if a penis is called a penis, why isn't a butt called a poonis?
amaekoromo-5.ong
you are not entitled to my body
i'm entitled to your poonis
WHERE ARE YOU BAKADOOOO NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRR
My points? don't have any
amaekoromo-0.ogg
If 0 no bake until the thread is pruned.
Bake the thread before I piss myself
wait til that guy pisses himself to bake the thread
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