Thread 528571680

Rebvild the gnome race edition

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>Turtle
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>Previous Thread
>>528450683

Turtle won.

tick tock turtle troons

Turtle fucking won.

>epochsharty can't go two second without kvetching about turtle
the absolute state

>>528571680 (OP)
Pearl won

>OP pic isnt a warcraft gnome
at least use something like picrel

Become the Pearl!

sylma is the gnome priestess poster

>>528572145
saved for the next OP

>>528572447
thank you anon

what is shenna inevitably going to copy and claim as xer own from epoch

Why are you guys pirating the game?

>>528572145
>sample

Hallow's End Tavern sounds are some serious comfy shit

Fuck, Hytale is launching on the same day as Epoch... decisions must be made.

>>528573831
midsummer fire festival music is also kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn1YD0dWFUE

>>528573986
>Hytale is launching
Anon, I...

What are you guys's plan if Epoch turns out to be dud?
Do you have a plan B server?
Or plan C even?

>>528574606
>he doesn't know
They bundled it with Otome Function. Get with the times, grampa.

>>528574606
>Epoch is launching
Anon, I...

>>528574740
im going to kill myself

>>528574740
Not really, I thought about going back to Chromie for WotLK but seems it's worse than ever. I could go play MoP Classic with my SoD dad guild, but retail Classic community its beyond awful (GDKPs, boosters, RMT, hordes of bots and, somehow, more thirdies than any pserver).

>>528574740
Go back to waiting for Legion

>>528574740
Gonna just play SoD instead and wait for any upcoming patches they do with that

>>528574959
thats the one striking difference with pservers that's cozykino. no bots and gold sellers because there are actual GMs that do thier job.

>>528575178
Anon I...

>>528573656
I mean, have you tried playing on Blizzards servers?

>>528574740
>if
lol.

>>528575178
>upcoming patches
they killed it anon

unironically what does epoch have that makes it interesting compared to turtle

>>528575402
Chances he mean Epoch patches.

>>528575493
It's F R E S H !

Also no Shenna.

i played turtle for 2 weeks and got bored, i don't understand how people played wow for countless years

>>528575994
childhood addiction

>>528575669
And instead we get... Kaytotes?

>>528576223
Yes.

Autistic Germans > [power gap] > American cripples > Russian prostitutes.

>>528575994
zoomers get filtered

caged til epoch

>at level 60, your understanding of the world and its many cultures culminates in the ability to walk in another people's footsteps. The Racial Knowledge system allows you to swap your racial abilities to those of any other race

Dropped lmfao

>friend shills me turtle because he claims the devs care more about the warcraft franchise than the modern day wow devs
>tells me there's tons of content that makes reference to obscure pieces of warcraft media
>bored so i give the server a shot
>the quests up to 30ish are nice for filling up the gaps in vanilla questing
>30s are a slog, really should have just waited for the patch with all the mid-30s content to hit
>decide to go to theramore
>spent the last hour running back and forth between theramore and the exit to the barrens listening to NPCs yap endlessly
>just accepted a quest that tells me to go to fucking dalaran to pick up some piece of garbage and get 3 lesser moonstones off the AH which there is none anywhere near
please fucking tell me it gets better soon, i'm on the verge of quitting.

>>528577235
>at level 60 you literally become woke

>don't switch racials to troll for troll regeneration
>kicked from the raid and blacklisted by the community

>>528577512
>install vanilla client
>look inside server
>vanilla quests
>get mad

You better watch out!

any bodymods for gnomes on epoch's client?

>>528578137
I will gladly fuck a grimtotem tauren to death by impaling it on my BPC (Big Paladin Cock)

>>528578137
oh boy i can't wait for the single fucking grimtotem tauren camp in the entire planet to be camped 24/7

>>528577512
gilneas is dogshit and the other islands are shit too, just uninstall and get ready for epoch instead

>>528578137
>How tauren fight
poorly?

>>528578137
i will gladly clean every grimtotem tauren daily

>>528579326
thats so funny stabtuah

>>528578583
you tell me

someone needs to tell fish

He already knows, I told him 3 days ago.

>>528577512
Turtle's custom quest content is really bad but a lot of the quests give hilariously overpowered gear for your level

are u sure? im telling him right now and he is having a meltie

>>528578403
everyone will be going undead or orc racial

>>528581001
my gnome priest will go whatever my (hopefully uncut) orc asks

any good private servers?

>>528572145
gonmes do NOT look like this

>>528581325
snapper

>>528580806
Which ones? I don't remember that many besides the neck quest chain.

>>528581662
mine will

How do I make friends on TurtleWoW?

>>528582407
Meet someone, quest together, add each other

do you think illapa is okay?

are there any new leveling dungeons on turtle for alliance? im 21 atm

>>528582407
Be yourself.

>>528582814
deadmines has a new corridor and boss
the next new dungeon is crescent grove

Hey Yuki,
So, uh tiny confession
I think I’ve accidentally fallen for you
Like hard
You’re kinda always on my mind, and it’s honestly unfair how cute you are
Just thought you should know
Your secret admirer

>vanilla
- _ -
>vanilla with tbc talents
OOO:

>>528583982
no one cares aoiyuki

>>528584402
I'm not aoiyuki
Obsessed tranny

>>528584248
Actually it's 3.3.5 with TBC talents locked to Vanilla content.

Last thread:
>"turtle"
>79 mentions
>"epoch"
>105 mentions

>>528582814
there are two new dungeons for leveling, with a new one planned, most vanilla dungeons have extra bosses and areas added

>>528582240
Is the range of MC that huge because of Thunderfury?

>>528584657
turtle sisters..........................................

>>528584576
Actual schizo shit. The FRESH seekers will play for 2 weeks then drop it for the next FRESH HYPE FRESH HYPE FRESH HYPE

>>528584790
nonny...

I made my character on Turtle a week ago and cleared Naxx today, I beat the game.

>>528585179
>he didn't clear Kara40 with a Hardcore Slow & Steady Exhaustion Vagrant Artisan character
You didn't beat the game.

>a̵o̷i̶ was talking about how she wanted to find a good husband and have kids earlier
>now she is talking about pregnacy in an rpg board
what a slut

I just learned AV won't be available at launch...

>>528585820
turtlechads can't stop winning

erm please understand. making a game that's already been copied and pasted a thousand times before is very hard.

>>528585430
Never call my wife that again
Apologize

>>528583982
that's so cute zaptuah

>>528574740
i think if epoch dies or fails somehow i'll stick to it until the servers turn off and then hopefully at that time a new, better mmo/game will have come out

>>528586379
that is more of a fish thing to say but i can see zap pretending too

>>528578137
>femhuman warr with male tauren melee range and warstomp
futas eating good

Fish got angry with me again for talking about Epoch.

>>528586379
that's more of a indii thing to say but i can see fish pretending too

>>528586379
that's more of a turtle thing to say but i can see epoch pretending too

I refuse to swap racials.
>b-but your optimization--
I refuse to swap racials.

>>528587047
based

>>528582240
Whoa is mc cracked?

A panda named Pearl.

>sylma pearl elaynna jib aoiyuki torzag fish zap sune stab tele
WILL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT SCHIZO RETARD SHUT UP ALREADY

is epoch gonna change the early sets too?
going back to the absolute dogshit mc set after the turtle changes is gonna be hard

Going to pick the Cannibalize racial as a NE warrior

>>528587552
That's so funny Rapecock

Hell. Yes.

>>528587896
>Touch of Elune
Where did she touch you?

Sylma won.

>>528587997
on my woggie cock

>>528587896
>fuck yeah retail racials!

Elaynna won

>>528588214
>SoD? Erm.. Never heard of it

Turn on the TV, it doesn't matter which channel. Glupshitto just won.

>>528588271
SoD have vanilla racials, retardo.

Aoi won

>>528588326
yes I agree sod is more vanilla

>>528588564
>non sequitur
Concession accepted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmSoA_dWjQQ
turtle is never beating the tranny allegations

>>528588786
I have never heard anyone use this term but you are clearly better at internet arguements and I kneel

>>528587613
yeah

I think Epoch is going to be DoA unfortunately...

>>528588973
>I have never heard anyone use this term
4chan is 18+, son.

>TBCuck
>but no b/helves or draenei
yep it will be a massive flop
at best 300 population on the first week

>>528589141
You're probably correct, funposter/doomer/turtle shill. Shit is flawed and the main dev a retard obsessed with "le challenge (see: HP bloat)" that knows better than anyone, so they won't get their shit together and fix the core issues before losing 90% of the playerbase.

I'm still playing for the custom content, should be fun for a couple months.

>>528587896
I am pretty worried that the turbo daynight cycle will mess with the game's atmosphere (which is the main reason to still play this game)

>>528589508
I'm going to play and stick it out as well!

>>528577512
listening to NPCs worldbuild is the entire game, anon. why else do you think people do "kill X amount of Y, maybe bring back some Z's that they drop" thousands and thousands of times?

>>528589508
Epoch is going to be totally amazing and a complete game changer. I can't even begin to express how exciting it is. It's gonna be the talk of the town! #winning

>>528589508
you're STILL crying about stat buffs?

>>528575328
yes. but only on the free trial

(every dungeon group was me, and the 4 people with heirlooms, I had to quit - bosses couldn't even finish saying their lines)

Say something nice about him.

>>528590185
Does a good job as containment server for mentally ill trannies and chinks. I hope their spic server catch up and contain all of them too.

>>528590185
Knew well enough to make the main server PVE because world PVP is shit

>>528590185
Is evil

>>528583919
>>528584701
cool thanks. gives me another reason to run them all again

>>528590780
some of them are more out of the way than others, SFK has a giant chapel added as an alternative to the kitchen route

>>528584248
yeah, tbc is the best expansion

why do turtle devs refuse to let you restore deleted characters

>>528591175
make a ticket they'll do it for you

>>528591175
its probably extra work they dont want to deal with

>>528590185
>him
Those eyes are clearly female

>>528591772
I did and they said they won't restore deleted characters and a guy on reddit also said he got his character deleted by the server but devs refuse to undo it.
>Fuck off Reddit
No.

>>528591957
weird i've heard of them restoring characters no problem
why'd you delete it though lol retard

>>528591175
They rename deleted toons and then sell them.Restoring them would damage the economy since it's effectively duping at that point.

>>528591957
>got his character deleted by the server
pics are this never happened

>>528590185
His PvP server is pretty cool

>>528592029
Guess its a new policy. I put in a ticket just asking to please unfuck my character and the GM told me to go fuck myself.

>still a month until epoch
Man

>>528593741
at least there will be one stress test before launch but yeah shit sucks i want to play now

twow best healer, or most sought after?

>>528593843
That's good to know, might hop on and fuck around for a bit before the real launch

>>528593885
rsham, rdruid
>>528593903
it's gonna fucking ruin turtle for me again. i cannot wait to get off this dogshit client

Sylma forgive me.

YWN get the experience of running a dungeon with Elayanna in her dungeon blues

>>528596542
except i did

YWN run ally only attunements over and over with Elaynna ever again

YWN have felkiss tell you to rest on her lap and comfort you because you can't stop being a slut in guild chat

>>528596149
sylma wasn't even a druid really
she went into exile for big green cock and wolf cock doublestuff supreme

okay that one is a little weird

>>528596616
good
i never want to play or hear of him ever again

YWN buy a Felkiss BoE

YWN explain aoiyuki the question she asked as she listens patiently to you

Stop..

>>528596542
I had the displeasure of doing a raid with her in her current gear, I can't imagine how shit she was back then after seeing how shit she is now

>>528593972
is there one that feels better out of the two, or are they about the same where I am gonna need to try both to see?

>>528597150
oh anon.
i cannot even begin to explain to you how much better any client version is compared to turtle's 1.12 client from 2005. it's night and day for combat alone, and i cannot even begin to mention the behind the scenes ease of modding/addons/player tools that is enabled by later client versions.
epoch will be on a 3.3.5a wotlk client, pretty old as well but sooooo much more stable and better than 1.12

>>528597150
Resto Druid is more relaxing to play compared to Shaman where you'll constantly have to place totems just to give the buffs to your teammates while they also ask for a different one depending on what type of party you're in. Otherwise it's just personal opinion or experience

>>528597282
I meant the healers, Ill give a shit about epoch when it finally drops

>>528597432
oh my bad yeah uh shaman is totem management and chain heal spam, p easy
druid is pretty relaxing and u have a couple of 'oh shit' buttons to save the day like tranquility

i miss that tranquility emote...

>>528597893
>she'll never hold your nut in her teeth and bring you back to life

>>528597423
>>528597493
guess ill try rdruid for a relaxed first healer. thanks for the info

When Pochie

>>528599636
july 26th

YWN farm herbs for sylma again
YWN rp while clearing a dungeon wtih elaynna again
YWN help aoi grind her hoj for 3 hours again
YWN chill with the boys after every raid again

>>528600672
not in fmc

The salt from pvp never gets old

no more marshal windsor escorts...

>>528600873
That's my favorite part of Turtie. It makes me want to log in and kill stinky Horde!

LF a sissy to dom, rape and humiliate during Epoch launch. I will be playing a femnelf druid (can be futa).

Requirements:
>English speaking
>Utter obedience, disobeying will result in severe (IRL) punishments
>A daily gold donation
>taking care of my consumes and enchants
>if you bore me or piss me off, unignoring you will have a 1000 gold price tag (multiplies exponentially on every ignore).
>down with being publicly degraded/pimped out/spat or pissed on/whipped or caned/tattoo'd or branded/tied up/having your clothes stolen/kicked in the stomach/getting a carton of expired milk dumped on your head/forced to eat your own excrement/getting collared and treated like a puppy dog/locked in cramped spaces/forced to pick herbs like a plantation nigger/choking on a massive strapon or futa cock/getting mutilated/boiled alive/beaten to near death/swarmed by insects/raped by animals/set on fire/forced to drown/hugged (if I feel like it)

Send an email to sagihos591@coasah.com if interested. This is a temporary email, only reachable for the next 12 hours.

Reminder that we have to assemble here once we clear naxx

>>528602457
sounds good to me

>>528602457
We also need two volunteers to play out Sylma and Skoll in a knotting renaactment (Gargoth can play out as Gargoth)

>>528602268
sounds good to me

>>528602457
on her last day she joined the discord voice channel alone for some time
out of curiosity i joined and i was treated to the most haunting rendition of Ave Maria sung by her in dulcet ethereal tones, it's been months now but though the tears have dried i am not sure i will ever cease weeping

sometimes there is a thing as so much beauty that it becomes a tragic pain by virtue of its own existence

YWN fish with Sylma in Mt Hyjal ever again

>>528603283
stop

>>528603178
this never happened

>>528603332
...

>>528603441
it did, sylma was a hobbyist singer and writer

>>528604256
yeah me too anon

>>528603178
is this real?

>>528603178
Actually I was there and he sang Up N Da Club by 2nd II None

>>528605612
yeah that was after

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>>528606268
we will adapt

how come elaynna, eww-yucky, torzag, jib and co. all get mostly hatred but sylma posts run rampant?

>>528606268
I can't beelieve this

>>528607686
>elaynna
elaynna is disliked and with reason, she has made enemies with most of the thread and called people retards ingame, that one ZG run was the turning point when even her last two friends turned on her
>eww-yucky
people like aoi she is just likeable like that, but the thread schizo spams so much it makes you think there is a dislike for her
>torzag
groomed by elaynna and burned all bridges for her, he also said really stupid shit about sylma so people turned on him
>jib
i'm not going to explain this one
>sylma
sylma and her posts were funny, people want to go back to these days

>>528607686
because all of them are astroturfed and samefagged to create a very obvious illusion that they are liked
sylma did dumb hornyposts but most people that talked to him liked him and his image on the thread was genuine and not manufactured

>>528607686
example of thread schizo one >>528608472

>>528608327
>that one ZG run
What

>>528607686
>elaynna
avatarfagged hard without being likeable, asshole retard in game with no redeeming qualities
>aoiyuki
also avatarfagged but not as hard, thread barely talked about them until they left and it's becoming pretty hard to deny it's just aoiyuki and his friend samefagging
>torzag
came into the thread and guild calling everyone retards that paid too much attention to drama and proceeded to shit out drama endlessly as well as get involved in drama that didn't include him
>jib
overlooking this one
>sylma
patron saint of nu-/wpsg/, adoptive mother of mb2, mother of FMC, foster guardian of crusader storm

>>528607686
Because they’re nasty assholes who deserve shit

>>528608871
>overlooking this one
kek
everything here was right except aoi did get into shit over catfishing as an onlyfans whore before leaving but was largely otherwise a nobody

>>528608871
>>jib
>overlooking this one

>>528607686
the real truth is that we are creatures of conflict and all of those lost apart from pearl

pearl had a public thread duel with schizokino and WON and anons love a noble victor

>>528608661
FMC did a ZG run and someone extended an olive branch and invited elaynna
they were a retard who couldn't even do the simple mechanics of ZG, did shit dps, and silently shuffled like the most soulless of pugged dps warriors

>>528608661
He got invited out of goodwill when he was on the outs with the guild, then pulled extra trash packs and got cunty that the run took too long even though he was the one responsible for it

>>528608661
He got invited to a ZG run and then proceeded to play like shit either on purpose or because he’s a bad player. My thoughts are it was a mix of both. Then he coped by being a shitter by coming to the thread and blaming others including his friends for the run being rough and taking too long. He’s a two-faced cunt. If you are nice to him he will eventually make you regret it.

>>528608871
aoi didn't left she is just taking a break, and doesn't even read this thread anymore
it was pretty clear five threads ago when the schizo retard went out of his way to crossboard and message her directly
and by the way you type I am getting sus that you might be him

Dreamed of Alilandra mammaries paizuring my knot.

>>528609817
>doesn’t even read this thread
He just posted that spoilered offtopic crap about bees

>>528610208
>he
proof?

>>528602268
>futa
Boring
>findom/resourcedom
Lazy
Just post this trash to /heals/ and get ignored there

>>528611513
Change his diaper he made jib

>>528581325
snapjaw wow

>>528608871
I know who you're

>>528612506
Yet you don’t know English.

>>528613085
technically that works

>>528613485
No.

>>528613485
https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/94940/if-you-dont-do-it-ill-why-does-that-sentence-feel-so-awkward

>>528585820
They are changing AV - there is a rumour that it will be a constant/open zone with resources etc.

>>528613821
A constantly open zone is better honestly.

>>528607589
sure but the adaption is going to suck big time

>>528613893
For sure. I think it could be really good.

>>528613805
>ip grabber
esl pajeet thirdie trying to scam again

>>528614081
it always does

>>528610172
going to force her to wear a cow-print bikini and nothing else to the next raid

>>528613893
Alterac Valley sort of works better as an open zone. So many quests and such. Could even add more.
Easy to make the PvP aspect work.
>to kill the drek/vann you first have to get X points
>points gained by taking towers/bunkers, taking enemy graveyards, killing balinda/what’shisname
>once drek/vann is killed, they stay dead for 90 minutes and the other guy is unkillable for that time, the winning side takes control of av and various quests open up

>>528615150
shut up dumb tranny

>>528615845
pezado plays turtle? im leaving

>>528615845
>random instant seethe
>plays a femhuman
the irony

>>528616092
i'm not a cumbrain retard like you

>>528616339
>i'm not a cumbrain retard like you
>posts >>528615845
lol

>>528616478
kek

>weirdo gets bored and lonely
>posts about himself

>>528615963
QRD?

>>528619489
esl that haunts all of wow

>go to turtle
>insufferable gossipy erptrannies
>go to epoch
>unlovable incel chuds

i'm both unlovable erp tranny and incel chud

class/race combo for this feel on epoch?

>>528620858
I'm a gossipy loveable chud but not an incel, come play with me

>>528622374
NE druid or hunter

>>528622415
where you playin

>>528584248
Yeah, one of the biggest issues of Vanilla is class balance.

>>528624745
that's why turtle won and epoch will also win

>>528624013
Turtle of course :)

>>528590185
I can't play your game because your client keeps crashing, sorry Mr. Turtle.

the longer I look at the rogue talent tree and changes the less I want to play this class

>>528624974
it's ass
unironically since everything else got buffed rogue got weaker. unless you're t3/t3.5 you're gonna have a bad time in pvp and pve

I am now announcing my transition from turtle to epoch, and from warrior to druid

remind me how did the old poisons used work on rogue
stacks consumed on use ?
also did they changed how the retarded vanilla sap used to work (sap removes stealth)?

>>528625059
yeah, it feels like the devs think that rogue is way too op so they gave them an axe gimmick and improved expose armor and left it at that
might just roll hunter then and be an auro bot

can't wait to be in raid with 6 undead ret paladins and still be missing pala buffs

>>528625565
you will get blessing of wisdom as a warrior and you will be happy.

>>528625565
fucking kek it's gonna be so golden

human hunter chads ww@

>retarded trash mobs placement
>uneven and jagged ground textures on
the outland segment
>every fucking boss got the "le adds phase"
>first 3 bosses gives shit loot
UKH is fucking shit

>>528628128
sir we don't talk about the game here
we only talk about guild drama

Which (fem or futa) races get more whispers on Epsilon?

>>528628128
>united kingdom hard mode
Sounds horrifying indeed.

do turtle trannies really think they'll be let in any dungeon or raid after being outed as deep grey parsers?

any goood server?

>>528631132
snapjaw

Do regions have individual rainfall rates? Tirisfal Glades has got to be up there

>>528631132
Gamer District.

>>528600873
>need tank and heals
makes me kek everytime. imagine making dps characters and then wanting to do group content

>>528571680 (OP)
>Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
>Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en
>Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, Legion coming soon)
>Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
>Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive ToT on the 30th)
Which are non-p2w?

>>528631768
>need tank and heals
>check the group
>paladin, druid, warrior
the most timeless of classics

>>528632004
it's always a fucking paladin or shaman

>>528631801
epoch

stay away from the voodoo...

>>528631801
only epoch isn't p2w

>>528631801
probably none, there isn't a private server that doesn't at least sell cosmetics

>>528631801
define p2w

>>528632037
or warrior

every nelfie with a female name looks exactly like that irl

>>528631801
>Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org
Generally considered non-P2W. Turtle WoW prides itself on offering a classic, community-driven experience with added custom content that is earned through gameplay. Their donation system typically focuses on cosmetics or quality-of-life features that do not directly impact player power or progression in a "pay-to-win" manner.

>Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en
Can be debated, often considered not strictly non-P2W depending on your definition, but not necessarily "hard P2W" either. Ascension has a unique "Classless WoW" system with a custom shop. While many items are cosmetic, they do offer things like "Auction House Certificates," "Skill Swap Tokens," or ways to acquire certain items that can give an edge or save a significant amount of grind. Whether this crosses into "P2W" depends on individual perception, but it's more than just cosmetics.

>Tauri - https://tauriwow.com
Generally considered non-P2W. Tauri WoW is highly regarded for its scripting quality and faithfulness to the original game experience. Their donation store typically offers services like name changes, character transfers, or cosmetic items, and does not provide items that give a direct power advantage over non-donating players.

>Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en
Generally considered non-P2W. Netherwing, now under the Stormforge banner, has historically focused on an authentic TBC progressive experience. Their shop usually offers cosmetic items, mounts, pets, or services (like character customization changes) that do not impact player power.

>Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en
Generally considered non-P2W. As another server under the Stormforge umbrella, Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) follows the same philosophy as Netherwing regarding its shop. Donations are typically for cosmetic items or non-game-breaking conveniences, preserving the integrity of the progressive MoP experience.

>>528632642
they're such retards too they can literally dw or 2h tank anything before level like, 40

>>528633105
>turtle wow
>non-p2w
lmfao
>AH minion bank minion repair minion 32 slot bags alternate hearthstone
fuck off

>>528632853
>>528632995
do people really play female characters with male names?

>>528633105
to add to Tauri, I would classify it as P2W actually
you see there is a character auction, you can buy character from other players (transactions cost their server currency so that's how the server makes some money off of it)
so 35 000 silly coins is aprox 80 euros and this just high Ilvl character
anything with high achievement number or really rare stuff on them (mounts, titles, removed content stuff) goes over 300.000 silly coins

>>528632324
Cosmetics aren't winning

>>528633205
Don't forget dual spec tied to donator shop as well

>>528633205
>>528634614
Holy fuck that's cringe. Why do people shill this slop
Thank god Epoch will probably kill it

>32 slot bags are p2w
now ive heard it all

Stop the Epoch vs Turtle shitflinging
Post those old Sylma butt pics or post new Alilandra tit pics.
I need to goon after I finished my daily lasher farm

>>528635089
sorry it's 36slot and it absolutely is p2w

36 slot is diabolical.

WE NEED EPOCH RIGHT NOW

>>528635089
more bag space = more gear, more consumes, more trinkets, more loot, more money = more power

>>528635149
holy fuck
dogshit server

>>528635558
>wipes on trash because their healers were busy erping with each other

willl epoch sell 36 slot bags?

Question:
What are the dps/healers that require the least amount of buttons in wrath?
I want to give wrath5man a try as a multibox solo-er and I am more or less set on the tank (either paladin or druid, they use 2-3 buttons in a set rotation) but idk for the rest.

>>528637820
healer - holy pala
dps - fire mage

>>528629471
built for rape

I'm 41 on Turtle can I go to Gilneas yet? Also what level is the dungeon there?

>>528638435
Yes, you can.
44, if I remember correctly.

>>528634614
The item that allows mobile dual spec can be bought in-game for 350g, though.

>>528633105
>>Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org
>Generally considered non-P2W.
HAHAHAHA BY WHOM? Only the shills on here. As others have stated, there are items that if released back in vanilla for a class quest would have had the playerbase screaming to remove or nerf it.

>>528638770
>Yes, you can.
>44, if I remember correctly.
Thanks anon.

>>528638114
Damn.
That tracks, holy pala was just spamming healing light right?

>>528638992
panda women owe me good home made meals

>>528639089
>Yfw you go to a panda home and they order delivery food

>>528639148
>from their own noodle shop

post more panda girls

>>528638992
what server I want to play panda now.

I'm friendless.

>>528639704
Send me a mail. You know who you are.

>>528638992
I want a panda wife so fucking bad bros

>>528639704
if epoch is good we can be friends,

>>528639704
message aoiyuki

had a dream we were together as our characters
it was nice

I want to play turtle wow but i probably wont raid, what is the best class for doing quests?

>>528638810
it's an ai assisted post, anon
way too many AI keyphrases

>>528640263
hunter, rogue, paladin.

>>528640263
Hunter

>>528639009
you have cooldowns and you need to judge/beacon once a minute, but yeah you mostly spam holy light

>>528640580
CDs aren't that big an issue, idea was to do at least HC as a multibox so I can gear up random alts, and heroic shouldn't need more than some simple rotations.

>>528582240
ilvl is only really useful when comparing of the X suffix items
best ones drop from scarlet high clerist btw

>>528639769
?
>>528640053
Sure.
>>528640183
Fuck off.

32 more sleepies until Pochie

I need my knot touched.

>>528641126
this is why you're friendless

>>528639769
Queue AV and you'll make 39 friends instantly!

>>528627773
>5 less agi compared to night elves
sorry, only meta races get into my raids

>>528642472
that’s so funny turtletranny

>>528642472
Hopefully these slacking shitters get banned during the first grey parser purge.

>>528642386
Deca...

>>528641334
>unties your knot
skill issue

elaynna won in the end
sylma quit
aoi quit
grud quit
filthy quit
jib overlooked
elaynna won in the end

>>528643662
sylma is still fondly remembered and will likely be back for epoch and legion

>>528643662
her shitty RP guild died

>>528643748
>and will likely be back for epoch
Delusional

She'll be back... she has to.

Is multiboxing banned on epoch?

this is why 4chan guilds always fall apart you're just fuck asses to the nicest people and only niggers remain.

>>528644304
Also because being as God awful at the game as possible is the highest sign of respect and the desired end game.

>>528643662
sylma still loved
aoi still loved
grud still a hero
filthy still butthurt
elaynna no longer relevant

>>528644221
Yes, but they admitted they have no idea if you're doing it becasue the wow client is ass, so you'll probably get away with it until some random guy reports you then they'll ban you.

>>528644304
it's the cycle of any 4chan guild on every mmo I have tried there is a clique of groomer faggots who will ruin everything for the rest and won't fuck off and die

>>528644487
They are all happier without FMC.

>>528584818
What's the next fresh on the horizon after epoch?

>>528645615
Conquest of Azeroth for gameplay
Azeroth at war for rp

>>528646406
What's azeroth at war?

>>528647015
A true rp slop kino

>>528647015
lazy dog shit that was cobbled together from existing assets on private server scene

Losing my mind with some of the ESL posts in the Epoch discord desu

>>528649194
pegasus is good for you

are dungeons on turtle supposed to feel like cock and ball torture or are people just bad

>>528649340
yes

>girl joins the server
>wows everyone with her skills
>types ";)" in chat and leaves

you posted this on /v/ as well and it wasn't interesting there either

>>528649340
The dungeons are supposed to feel like that because people are supposed to be bad

>528650365
egg

>528650737
omelette

>>528650107
>girl joins discord for raid
>"hi guys :)"
>day ruined

>>528650737
>>528650828
who are you replying to?

Hey uhh turtletrannies, I'm getting corpse farmed at lvl 1 in my starting area by some lvl 1 twink with 800 hp. Is this what goes around in this dogwater gay tranny server? I wanted to PvP but this isn't it. Feels to me like Epoch would be better (hopefully)

https://youtu.be/zXetf01vmfg?si=HkQ3fZGgt3zpH7IT
bladestorm doesn't even look that strong, he's critting for 500 here so it's doing like 200 damage per second base

>girls join group
>one-shots the Elite
>"I'll see you again in 25 years"
>goes offline

>>528651643
that's such a oui yoke thing to do

>>528651643
Kino

my gnome priest will be heavily lactating

Epoch dev team are horrible bigoted CHUDS that won't let this poor chinese man get his wow fix.

>>528651934
Damn, how can you hurt the feelings of 1.5 billion people like that? Shame on them.

>turtle becomes the chink and tranny containment server
Epoch was built for white men

>>528651639
>plate and leather user melts the moment gnome uses spin2win
grim

>>528651934
Just another Epoch win

>>528651639
It just casts whirlwind every second. If your whites crit for 500, then bladestorm will crit for 550 (10% from impale).
It's very strong against the classes that were reliant on new defensives in wotlk but didn't get them in epoch, like priest. That paladin in the video could've outplayed him if he wasn't a shitter though.

my gnome priest will be kind and caring

Damn it man I thought Epoch was this Thursday and not fucking next month. Fuck am I supposed to play now...

Shammie hit me for 6k in 2 globals. Ouchie!

>>528651934
>we made a community to share the exploits
Chinkbro...

SSS - FEMDWARF
SS - FEMGOBLIN
S - FEMGNOME
A - FEMVULPERA
D - THE REST

>>528653301
>FEMVULPERA
you were so close anon...

>in one month
>turtle will die
trannysisters...not like this....

Does retail really not have a cardgame yet? Travelling around the world collecting cards and dueling NPCs would be absolute crack cocaine

>>528653387
i am furry shortstack fan

>>528653502
Blizzard already has a warcraft card game that they didn't want to compete with. Integrating hearthstone into wow would've been interesting but it's too difficult for nublizz.

>>528653301
Based taste

>>528653772
just something simple like Triple Triad which basic AI knows how to play decently. it's mostly about the scavenging hunt for cards anyway

Like seriously, if you wanna kill all other private servers, just put a Witcher 3 Gwent equivalent in yours

I want friends.

>>528653502
Blizzard are too greedy, for them to ever take the time to design a fun minigame and not monetize it out the ass.
look at
>hearthstone: mercenaries
or
>Warcraft Rumble
If they did ever add wow cards into the game I'd want it to be the PVE version of the old TCG.

>>528654660
message aoiyuki

I want someone to RP cuddle with.

>>528654835
Fuck off.

>>528654690
sometimes I feel like playing card games again but then I remember how monetization just ruins them all
at least there is shit like backpack battles to scratch that itch somewhat

>>528654916
this is why you're friendless

>>528654881
don't anon... it's better to never know what it feels like than to experience it and live forever in misery once it is gone again...

For me it's RP cuddling and paw holding

>>528656894
H-hey...

>>528654660
>>528654881
>>528656894
Shut up already fucking idiot. No one cares. You're not funny and will never be.

>>528633105
> >Tauri - https://tauriwow.com
> Generally considered non-P2W
Whole chat is constant spam of character trades. Are you high?

>>528657250
Hey

>>528657525
they're chatgpt responses man
nobody is going to write
>generally considered
when you ask for their opinion on 4chan, they're going to tell you their opinion or state it as a fact

paw within paw...

SQUEAL FOR ME ALLIANCE PIGGY

heavily pregnant cat form

>>528658263
>generally considered
I write like this but I'm a redditor

>>528658263
they're going to state their opinion as fact

I'm a redditor and I love Turtle and hate Epoch btw

Hey gang I made a sheet of multiple gold making methods and connected the power query side of the excel sheet to the public and online nordanaar AH data. This way it refreshes when asked too and updates all the data based on new AH prices.

https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/79lm7yr98uy6wrj5226kq/Turtle-Wow-Money-Making-Methods-Mastersheet.xlsx?rlkey=g6rky6sfuc43ene90e5d0ltri&st=18nf3pj9&dl=0

Basically download it enable your self to edit it and enable being able to refresh it when the bars come up on top then refresh data in the data tab by doing refresh all.

If you have questions on how to do any of the money making methods just ask and I'll respond that's what the comments are for!

where can i go to completely skip duskwood?

a panda named pearl with paws

>>528659685
Ashenvale, stone talon mountains, wetlands

>>528659685
ashenvale, wetlands, hillsbrad, stonetalon, maybe shimmering flats at high 20's
most of these areas have new quests on turtle

Pizza is here, time for AV

>free mount
>free lvl 60
>can play any role
and we're supposed to feel sorry for these people?

>>528660015
They also bring great buffs, wear plate, have utility and dispel, but the poor guys are only a good DPS, need buffs to beat all classes there too.

>>528657695
w-wanna...

adding hey h-ey wanna w-anna paw to the filter
tired of this tranny samefagging

>>528659929
>>528659937
bless

>>528660276
Spelladin parses way higher than warriors and the devs response is: we are happy with the current iteration :)

>>528660661
At what point does it not just make more sense for you to leave the thread?

>>528660015
They're the most boring class. Just autoattack

Ded guild?

>>528660872
That's the spirit of banilla (forma de SoD)

If I were a new Turtle player I would make a Shaman. They are super strong!

Fact: if you're not playing a Healer, mmos are boring as fuck

>>528661420
Yeah shamans are so OP, it's unbelievable!

>>528661420
I'm a new player but why shaman?

>>528661478
thats only because youre waiting in dungeon finder for 60 minutes

>>528661478
Healers aren't fun until WotLK.

>>528661017
It would be better if YOU left the thread dumb tranny.
No one likes you, the thread would improve infinitely if you quit.

guys what's wrong with telabim, started playing a week ago and no one wants to do elite quests, nor dungeons. Only did deadmines like 2 times with two different chars, no sfk, no wc, no bfd. I almost did stockades yesterday, almost. I have half my quest log full with elite ones, and even asking every 20~ minutes in general or /y I get no whisps. Does everyone just go turbo 60 grind and ignores half the content? If this is how it is I will wait for epoch launch

>>528661420
>ask ONE question about shamans in chat
>apparently they all use an addon to place all totems at once
yikes

>>528661603
I am a tan mandigod thobeeeeit?

>>528661138
We are too late...

I would also make a melee hunter, they're even stronger than warriors at melee range!

>>528661795
>avoid the PvE server
>can't find people who want to do PvE content
hmm

>>528660015
>free level 60
>its actually spending 600-700 gold and having to do multiple dungeons while running around the world

>>528661801
Some people use macros

>>528661795
i'm on the pve turtle server and it's the same thing.

>>528659191
This is retarded in a lot of ways.
For some of those "farms" like banana, the limiting factor isn't time but how much you can actually sell. If you used the same bullshit logic, you could claim profession crafting makes 1000+ gold per hour just because you can craft a ton in an hour, completely ignoring whether any of it fucking sells.
Your lashers calculation is completely wrong: there are no pods in Turtle WoW, there's only like 80 lashers total. How the fuck do you take 25 minutes for a run? A run only takes 5 to 10 minutes, the real limiting factor is the 5 instances per hour cap.
You also didn't include other popular farms like Scarlet herbs, ZG, Strat, BM, or Kara10.

Damn bro I wanted to get my WoW fix but there's really no point in playing TURDle of Epoch launches in a month...

>>528662017
what are you spending gold on that other classes arent also?

thank god the fucking banana song seems to be out of Everlook's playlist

>>528662007
it's lvl 25 content, what pvp do you want to do. I expect people to at least do quests and leveling dungeons, but the only interaction I had the last days was people inviting me to party when killing mobs in raven hill, not saying anything the whole time, and when done they leave

>>528661852
i told you fmc would not last another week

>>528661852
are you happy now? was it worth it?

I can't believe it... FMC is dead...

turdle wow... is le dead...

>>528663610
It was worth the gear

>>528661852
>>528664107
Oh nyo

Who is the cutest thread celeb?

Asalys

your mother of course

>>528661852
Ëpöċħ won.

>>528651917
My dwarf mage will wear you like a beer hat and suck that milk while adventuring

>>528664713
I see...

>>528665548
>>528665506
So you are seeing my posts you faggot gay zesty gaylord tranny retards. Reply to my game related posts you gay imbeciles.

Asalys is cute...

>>528662681
>>528666636
i don't know, leveled in nordanaar twice, never had any issues finding people for stuff, maybe telabim is more similar to classic where no one wants to help you past the 3month mark, you go figure

damn, unlocking Inner Fire is a massive power spike for questing

>>528665463
going by cutesy definitely aoiyuki although she is a bit sexy in her own way
sexy and a bit of cute would be sylma
while raw pure sexo i can't decide between alilandra and elaynna

But Mr. Anon I'm just a l-little gnome and... a-and I poop from there!!

>doing Agamand Family Crypt
>Everlook starts playing angelic choruses
how do they know?

>>528668484
Shut up stupid ugly brown autistic gay faggot indian retard. I wasn't asking for real.

I miss them...

>>528668484
>cute man
>cute and sexy man
>pure sexy man
>pure sexy man
being called cute by another man might be the highest insult you can take

>>528669172
i'm not a man althoughbeitever

>>528669337
you're all men

I don't understand what Alilandra does in the Duskwood all the time. It's dangerous out there... And she always returns with more and more claw and bite marks all over her body. I even noticed a paw print tattoo below her navel. What is going on? I also saw her talking with this huge fucking worgen when I was riding to ZG. Why would she talk with this ugly beast?

>>528669413
except me

>Whenever you go into an open world "dungeon", every single room is potentially a death trap of multiple mobs about to respawn
How do I cope?

>>528669612
Bring bros

>>528669612
play rogue and vanish

Speaking of Duskwood. WoW is such a meme. Like "ohh noo my spooky scary dangerous and unsafe Duskwood oh nooo" but in reality you just walk 20 seconds and you're outta there and in nice safe and comfy Elween forest. Imagine getting issekai'd into the WoW universe. Easiest game of my entire life.

>>528669172
being called cute made my day anon!
thank you

>>528670019
>gets killed by lvl 1 goblin twink
nothing personel incel-kun

Epoch devs just confirmed they're banning client mods.

>>528669612
Nigger that's called a cave

>>528670242
G-goon sisters?!
Is this fucking GENOCIDE?!!?!!

this is what i look like irl

>>528670129
>respawns in 30 seconds
Way too easy.
>>528670242
Client mods?

>>528670738
Apparently Epoch's launcher checks your wow folder for added files (graphic mods) and doesn't let you connect if it finds any.

>>528670997
But how is a sxster supposed to goon it up and erp?!
This is and /wpsg/ genocide and erasure.

>>528671145
>needing good graphics to erp
back in my day it was all text

>>528670242
>>528670997
>Epoch is the anti-gooner server
July 26th can't come soon enough, fuck all these freaks. Turtle trannies STAY OUT.

can't wait for half the mobs on epoch to a have a 2 second stun like the bats in Tirisfal

No Worgen on Epoch? Pass!

>>528670997
Wait is that bad? I thought you were talking about those vulkan or fps mods or whatever they have on turdle.

>>528670242
holy based

>>528671483
good
more unwashed uncut and unreserved orc males for me

>>528671483
You can always be the hunter with a wolf pet.

>>528671437
>Antigoon
>Anti shitter
>Antichink
>Tbchad without the loony troony bits
Designed to KILL troons

Epoch devs just confirmed they're banning ERP.

>>528670295
some are caves, some aren't

>>528670574
not bad, but you need a haircut

>>528669946
As a Priest I have Fade, but I think that only removes some threat, which I assume would be useless in solo

What zone on Epoch got the biggest changes? Any new custom zones?

>>528670242
pls god let this be real cause it'd be so fucking funny

>>528672112
https://www.project-epoch.net/features/world/locations/eastern-kingdoms/

>>528671437
It's actually looking better and better the more I see about it, might have to give it a shot.

>>528672246
Wow... Manor Mistmantle is slightly larger, truly impressive. Doa server.

>>528670242
>bans client mods
>uses a more modern client so the addons that play the game for you will work
really getting mixed signals

I want to be made a Tauren's personal toy on Epoch.

Some ners list all the selling points for Epoch. I don't quite get all the hype. So it's gona be vanilla but with tbc classes? Can that work?

The Epoch roadmap looks insane. Their underground Un'goro zone seems ambitious

>>528672938
i don't think a tauren would fit in my gnome...

>>528673004
The hype is mostly created by epoch being a fresh classic+ server which has been a while
Also the changes look somewhat competent but they might go either way depending on autistic the devs are going to be about making more changes / listening to the community

>>528673004
thats basically it
its vanilla but warrior gets Wrath talents and abilities and the HP values of all mobs are doubled to "make it harder"

>>528672525
>Wrath add-ons are le evin!
>N-not don't look at decursive reee

>>528673327
Fuck you mean harder lil bro, leveling already takes 100 hours in vaniller.
>>528673267
You didn't make a list. I want a top 10. Each point on a separate line with the green meme arrows.

sour grapes

>>528673773
>You didn't make a list. I want a top 10. Each point on a separate line with the green meme arrows.
go read their fucking webpage you lazy shit

300 hours for level 14 on epoch...

>>528674056
>Parse grey on a kobold
>Get banned

Why are most of the custom quests in Turtle not shareable? Is it a design limitation or what?

>>528674056
I love slowburn games, might play Kenshi until Winnie the Epooh

>>528673253
...

>>528674098
they forgot to code in the button to light up

>>528674098
incompetence most likely, last time I tried their "custom content" was dutorat, those kul tiras mobs on tiny islands couldn't exit their house because nobody bothered implement pathing for them

>>528674027
I said make me a list bitch.

>>528674353
>there
>are
>too
>many
>fucking
>changes
>to
>make
>meme
>list
>you
>lazy
>fuck

Tell him to eat shit, Johnny

>>528674353
O-okay, sir... I'm so sorry. I'll get on it.

Epoop will have a cash shop
Epoop will have custom slop
Epoop will have tranny mods
Epoop will have no players after a month
You WILL enjoy it

>troondle shills already freaking out
Lol, their ddos botnet got busted methinks.

>>528674527
List your 5 favorite ones you autistic little big nose pointy ears goblin retard.

>>528674320
Seconded. Most custom content is very underwhelming. Dungeons bosses are pretty much spank and tank. Quests are written badly, forcing you to use addon + custom library.

Gilneas is the only good custom zone.

>>528672513
Seething turtle paypiggy. Your p2w server's dead in a month

Reminder, if you're not using warmode on epoch you're missing out on exp when you gank troons.

>>528674537
Eat shit asshole!
Get dazed off your mount!

my male orc rogue on epoch will rape and humiliate every dumb tranny from fmc

>>528673243
maybe they should start by getting a youtube channel

>>528674320
Not even just that, that house pathing affects mobs like the Kurzen fags in northern STV. The worst part is that it's not even every house. It's the tiny variant that looks like picrel

>>528675649
That's what they want you fool. Play an undead or fem tauren or something.

>>528675649
FOR THE HORDE! I already plan on making FMC troons dilate themselves on my daggers. Maybe I'll stop if they pay me 10g per hour of peace

You are not leaving me on Turtle

I invested $7000 in coins, mogs, 36 slot bags, instant mail and dualspec. You aren't leaving me!! We are going to play on Turtle and we are going to have FUN!! Nobody is playing on Troondoch, it doesn't exist, LALALLALALLALALLAALAA I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN ON TURTLE!!!

i get so fucking horny when i get corpse camped and my mobs stolen from me when i'm weak and levelling in healer spec

>>528675409
it's only 5% more exp

>>528676443
Killing members of the other faction also grants exp.

How is ascension?

>>528676537
Pretty fun, also pretty dead atm. Wait for the new season.

>Epoch has barbers
>troondle after 10 years still only has the scuffed pigment inventory menu with zero preview

>people talking about the game for a bit
>epochfags start throwing a tantrum

>>528676770
PAY UP PAYPIGGY

>>528676987
These should be BoE. Would make it far more fair.

>>528676987
and why would I spend 20 dollars on a shitty bag when I can just go and get 4x 20 slots from ony?

This is going to be me on Epoch :)

https://youtu.be/7NVmh5EKzhc?feature=shared

>>528677494
is 20 dollars a lot for you?

>>528677507
>wpvp
>just ganking people while they farm
how are people drooling over this?

>>528669612
if you get in a shitty situation, just jump on a rock and cast hearthstone

>>528677803
Working 4 hours for four shitty bags... Totally worth!

>>528677803
no, doesn't mean I want to flush 20 dollars down the toilet

>>528672525
"addons that play the game for you" worked until 1.5, and less so until 1.12
by wotlk they had fixed most loopholes in the API

>>528674353
the fags can't list out anything because their server gets laughed at if people find out the retarded shit epoch is doing

>>528677920
you make 5 bucks an hour? wtf

Stop being mean to Pochie!!!

>>528676770
>gooning to anons characters is discussing the game
delusional

>>528678354
Ok then you make a list pussy just to prove how bad it's going to be. God you motherfuckers just refuse to talk about the damn game.

>>528678402
Anon... those bags are twenty dollars each and I said four.

>>528678854
you only make 16 bucks an hour?

>>528678854
wtf you make 13 bucks an hour?

>>528678854
14 dollars and fifty cents hourly???

>>528678854
9 dollars hourly? Seriously?

Belfs on Epoch!

>>528679702
No visible feet or cute bulge. Ew, why did you post this?

how good i need to be at erp to be paid for it?
how do i test my erp quality?

e-e-epochxisters.... everyone is laughing at us again...

>>528679702
stop trying to make me horny

>>528679901
Paid like in golds? My sluts pay for all my consumables and expensive shit.

>>528679702
DoA

>>528680226
based

>>528679901
You don't need to be good.

Just be a dom. Sissies will flock to you naturally and offer to pay for everything.

>>528680195
Can I be your slut?

>>528680226
why noto?

>>528679901
you can test your erp skills by going to asalys aoiyuki or elicia they will put you to the test

>>528680415
from what i scoured in the epoch discord Kaytotes said they arent putting in new races because it requires a whole extra team of work

Epoch's launch is closing in and I still haven't found a key holder...

>>528680516
Why not they're already in the 3.3.5 client. Huh?? Why not? Tell me!

>>528680415
Kaytotes is a German IT autist who mains a Male Dwarf Warrior.

That should tell you enough.

>>528680301
i'm naturally subby sorry

>>528680430
out of every race i think belf females are the ugliest anyway

>>528680648
Dwarf warrior? Fucking based.

>>528680226
DoA for horde, that is

how do i find men that sub

>>528680648
>grudge settled
thank you German, one step closer to redemption

>>528680648
>Kaytotes is a German IT autist who mains a Male Dwarf Warrior.

>>528680516
Is that any new races or is it just drenaei and blood elves?
because I'm not sure how turtle figured it out on the worse client known to man then.

>>528680357
I'm quite busy already, unless you have something special to offer, no.

>>528680368
since when is directly posting things from the epoch site "making stuff up"

>>528680981
Just Drenaei and Blood elves, They got Ogres and Furbolgs in the works.

>>528680638
because they just don't want to
picrel

>>528680629
oh hey you too?
i'm hoping to find someone on epoch

Ok but I have a question though. What's so special about the 3.3.5 client though? As far as I'm concerned that bitch is still not running a newer DX version so it's still single theaded garbage that runs like hot ass. Why can't we have a private server based on blizzcuck's updated TBC client or whatever the fuck it was? That shit ran smooth like night elf pussy.

Wrapping my Nelf legs around a Tauren's waist so he can't escape.

>>528680831
>belf
they are helves fucking tbc tranny

>>528680981
please see >>528681185

>>528680902
hi!

>>528681185
>go out of their way to use WOTK client and try hammer it into classic just so the retarded headev can have his overpowered wrath shit for just his class
>needs "technical advancement" to have the shit the client came with

>>528681349
it's the same model don't be so glib

>>528681415
hate to telll you anon but it's TBC classes on a wrath client with 'niller only zones and level cap

>>528681415
>>528681185
>>528680648
It's all starting to make sense.

>>528681342
Escape? Escape from what?

>>528681369
post your character and 2 sentences about yourself

>>528681317
Probably because it's a headache to work with. The only server that's coming out using Blizzard's classic client is I think cata pserver Proudmoore with the Cata Classic client. Launching near around the same time as Epoch I believe

>>528681317
Old clients are easier for developers because they've been reverse engineered for a decade.

>>528681694
I'm very gay, Anon! I like BIG hairy buttholes! I can't get enough of them! Nom nom nom, am I right?

>>528681185
>rework whole systems so you can "le seal twist" in WotLK
>"sexy elves and goats are too much work"
G*rmanoids, everybody.

>>528681807
Ughhhh but cata fucking suuuuucks balls.
>>528681836
What are these geek nerds even good for then? They're the ones to make it work.

>>528681694
i'm not playing at the moment but on epoch i'd be going a gnome, i usually play female characters but i have played them as femboys before, i'm open to play something else but it has to heal.

i'm a very good talker and i like to take care of people both emotionally and physically and give them everything they need and let them feel like they own me (if they like).

>>528682189
Well, if they're the first (as far as I'm aware) server to reverse engineer a modern Classic client it means it's possible for other iterations of WoW as well.

>>528681670
Forced milking.

>spend 3 years backporting seal twisting
>wont let people play as the most popular race in wow
interesting.

Getting mixed feelings on Epoch. After having played for years on molten wow aka goymane, I've came to realize thr 3.3.5 client is fucking ass man. Literal fucking doodoo poopoo dogshit. Logging in blizzcuck's official wrath classic really opened my eyes. Too bad blizzturd is retarded and there's no reason to play on official servers.

When Epoch?

>>528682501
>what will sell out private server to people? lets force in some of the most hated mechanics in the game's history then claim its too hard to copy paste an existing race into the game

Addendum to why Kaytotes doesn't want to add races to Epoch

male tauren hunter with big wolf pet

>>528682643
every client pre legion is shit.

>>528682913
there's not a thing i wouldn't do for you and him

>>528627773
this is how i human hunter:
https://youtu.be/kejj4_bRj-s

>>528682913
hnnnngnggg

>>528682865
I wonder what he considers custom race overall
for example turtle server, high elf is just reskinned TBC alpha model of Blood Elf, not much to say there except that their racials used to be OP (might be still I don't play there anymore), no idea how "good" is their revamped starting area
or something like Azeroth at War with ogres where animations are missing and starting area is half assed (do 5 quests and you're teleported to your faction's other starting zone)

>>528683059
WoD was a good client.

>Raids on epoch are 25 man
Good! There's so many shitters in Full Moon Company currently, but we need every body we can get. Benching the retarded chuds will feel so good.

>>528682865
>blizzlike custom race
That's such a low bar that turtle has impressed me more with helves than almost all of the races created by blizzard combined and helves are just reskinned belves swapped to alliance.

>>528683373
>no idea how "good" is their revamped starting area
I've only done the high elf starting area on turtle, it's a lot better than when it was some zone in that dwarf area, obviously doesn't hold a candle to ghostlands or everspring but even retail zones don't.
it's probably the best custom area I've played featuring race but I can see why someone would see it lacking comparing it to the real thing.
it's probably more on par with blizzards newest starting zone, travelers isle or whatever.

i hope she comes back for epoch

>>528683373
I believe what he means is not just how they look or feel through racials, but how their zones, quests and lore are designed.
The revamped Helf zone feels weird compared to for example the Blizzard Blood Elf Zone.
Mobs feel tagged everywhere haphazardly and there's no smooth transition from level 1 to level 5 mobs because sometimes they're right next to each other and it doesn't feel like a smooth progression.
Goblin zone had to apparently be nerfed because it was too hard and it feels the same as the Helf zone imo. Ask any turtle player chances are they'll tell you it fucking blows.

>>528683792
No it's not

helf and goblin zones fucking suck
the old ones were much better

>>528684082
No what's not?

>>528684229
It's not!

>>528683668
That doesn't sound very fun... I just want to raid and have fun with other anons.

My chat is split in two on turdle and it's pissing me off. There's like a status chat on my right side consisting of "fagboy gains 9 rage from fagboy's charge". How do I turb this aids off? Turtletrans please hepl.

>>528670997
That doesn't make any sense.

>>528684425
fun isn't allowed on epoch
you WILL farm consumes 40 hours a week to be allowed into statbloated deadmines GDKP runs

>>528684425
i'm just there to be cumflated into a gnomish balloon so i won't lorefully be able to move from dom's lap to raid or anything anyway

>>528670019
you're right wow devs are pussys wow zones should be real world sized.

>>528684679
>WoW with Daggerfall's size
wew lad

>>528684748
would unironically play this kino

>>528684748
genuinely an interesting idea

>>528684748
>WoW with 99% filler
Just play Horde.

>he takes pride in being a shitter and taking 4 hours to clear a raid
this is your brain on fmc hrt

>a WoW server with Sylma playing on it
now there's a good idea

Any testers remember how long 1-60 took on epoch with the extra quests?

>>528685518
thats so funny filthy but raids are faster than ever since you left
>>528684748
>travel along for a few hours on the road between southshore and menthil
>see another person travelling from the other direction
>the tense stand off as both of you know any help is hours away from either of you and that a fight could kill either of you and set you back who knows how long
soul

>>528684748
wow isn't designed for open exploration. it's actually very pragmatic in its design.

>>528684062
>Ask any turtle player chances are they'll tell you it fucking blows.
I like it

>>528685546
if sylma does play on epoch will she make it obvious?

>>528685565
You don't get short on quest in TBC, so for a rough aproximation you take the average 1-60 for TBC and add 70% more due HP bloat.

>>528686202
She will leave us clues.

>>528686138
why do you like it?

>>528684062
I played it and its fine

>>528680648
>Kaytotes is a German IT autist who mains a Male Dwarf Warrior.
Kaytotes has made a fan in me!

>>528686202
I hope he'll play Epoch. Motherfucker still owes me some primal mights, might as well get other endgame mats as compensation.He was a good friend.

>>528686358
based on this i can agree with the sexy but a little cute as well

>>528686752
b-But Russian prostitutes!

So did the Binding of Xanthar turn out to do something, or was it just a random meme item?

trying to decide what to play. whats the most annoying class tech to deal with?

>totem twisting
>seal twisting
>melee weaving

you guys really just don't like anything huh

>>528687008
i like pearl

>>528687008
I like blood elves.

>>528686534
The music is nice and I like the story of the place also some of the mobs hitting for way more than they should was funny

>>528687008
I like shortstacks and can't decide between female dwarf mage, femal dwarf shaman, or female gnome priest

>>528687008
I like inter-server debts.

When the fuck can I talk in tranny turd turtlr so I can whisper for a guild invite

>>528687008
I like knots

>>528686759
I'm sorry, it crosses my mind once or twice a month

>>528687008
i like elaynna

>>528687008
i like felkiss

>>528687008
i like aoi

>>528687579
Level 10 is when you can talk. Otherwise you can just post your name here and someone will invite ya

>>528687008
i like loot

>no troon elves on horde
>undead paladins
that'll do it, the best private server of the century dropping in one month

>>528687719
Server was dead in the water already so it doesn't really matter, and either way half of the guild still owes me their mounts. And I enjoy having emotional leverage for the upcoming decades.

Which starting zone is the shittiest and why is it durotar?

>>528688458
Kek, I will hold up my end of the debt if need be

>>528688292
now if only we could kick out Night Elves too, that would be perfection

>>528688623
make nelves a 3rd faction damn it

>>528688158
Gothrock please and thanks

>the only time anyone even thinks about epoch is when the shill starts shitting himself or if its to laugh at the devs being retarded
grim

>>528688753
I was thinking of Neutral faction concept
>Neutral faction with Night elves, ogres, goblins
>they cannot engage in pvp unless they sign a contract where they become member of either Horde or Alliance
>each contract has 1 month of duration, with payout in gold/honor depending faction balance, bigger pay out if you join the under performing faction
>while contract lasts they cannot disable pvp or switch faction/abandon faction